《Wife, Please Stop Running Away!》


 001 : Deflowered

    Pa pa pa!


    Bam! And his chrysanthemum was suddenly broken! The story has just started but the main character is already deflowered! Okay people, the soap have been dropped. Go away, go away, there''s nothing fun happening here. Somebody crossed the line without calling the police. Just goddamit!


    Lin Mian Mian woke up from what seems to be an eternal sleep. The sleeping beauty fluttered his eyes open just to be welcomed by the dim surroundings and a low moaning of a man. Oh, it was still dark outside. The sun has not risen yet. Work starts at nine in the morning so he can still have enough of sleep. Lin Mian Mian did not think twice and let his temptation to go back to sleep-


    Huh? A man moaning? There''s a man moaning? Inside his room?


    Before Lin Mian Mian can check if such thing does exist, he was attacked by the cock- the cookie monster. Two large hands wandered around his body with an amazing touch arousing the very cell responsible for reproduction. One slimy tongue started licking the lobe of his ears making all the hairs of his body to stand up - and also that one junior down there with a second demotion.


    The kisses became bites, nibbling the soft cartilage to red. Lin Mian Mian can''t help but to moan and shiver from the touches. The man seems to enjoy his reaction as the kisses went down trailing the line of his neck and throat biting and sucking in a precise attention. One of the hands found a pair of perking hills on his chest and started teasing it.


    "Ahnnn..." Lin Mian Mian almost bit his tongue. The pleasure is too much to contain.


    The man ceased the kissing and hovered over to see the face of Lin Mian Mian as he gathers puffs of air. His eyes are misty; strands of hair are sticking to his sweaty face. The slightly parted lips are wet with saliva shining like a silver light. The man wanted to taste it, to lick it clean, enter the mouth without restriction. But he decided to focus on watching the seductive face of his wife for a while especially that red dot that look like a beauty mark below his left eye.


    He leaned closer to lick unto that red mark. This person is his possession now. This red dot serves as the sign of his ability to give birth. He will copulate with this person and fill him full until all he can do is to give birth to their babies that they will both cherish forever.


    Lin Mian Mian calmed down a bit when the stranger stopped kissing him. His chest is still heaving from the intense pleasure with his lungs almost wheezing as if he ran a hundred kilometers for hours. He tried blinking his eyes to remove the water forming and see who is this person assualting him. It could have been good if the other person doing it is a beautiful woman with large boobbies. Yet it was a man-


    He was getting hard because of a man ah! Lin Mian Mian gained his consciousness and is planning to push the stranger away and fight him. What the hell is he doing licking and biting him in an intimate way. Did this guy got lost and thought that he is his wife? Is he drunk? Lin Mian Mian ignored those questions raising both of his hand to slap the man away. But instead...


    Instead, he uses both hands to wrap around the stranger''s neck for support. Suddenly, he was lifted up without warning making him do the reflex of clinging to the man like a koala. Both of his legs locked to the man''s waist as he hugs him as if he depended his whole life to this person. The stranger chuckled; breathing warm air to his ears and deliberately bit it!


    "What are you- ahn~"


    Lin Mian Mian can''t see anything from the dark but he can still tell what position the two of them are doing. The stranger sat down with Lin Mian Mian straddling on his legs. If ever Lin Mian Mian will let go, he will be sprawled out to the bed with both of his legs parted showing his standing junior that has been leaking juices since earlier. His thighs are on the sides of the man being held tightly so he won''t be able to close it.


    So don''t let go! No matter what, don''t show your first base! But why the hell is he releasing juices? His junior is leaking but his back is also wet. Huh? Why is it getting wet? Is he having diarrea?


    "It''s still tight," the man whispered hoarsely on his ears with one finger slowly plugging his exit. "We''ve done it twice earlier yet you are still tight. What a slut."


    Lin Mian Mian moaned from the sudden weird feeling entering his exits. It was only one digit digging deep searching for something. He unconsciously contracted wanting to remove that annoying finger but one slap in the butt made the wife shut up. Lin Mian Mian suddenly became weak as he dejectedly rested to the crook of the stranger''s neck.


    That''s more I like it, the man thought as he tried distracting Lin Mian Mian by kissing his neck again. His one free hand motioned to the front touching the left out junior surprising Lin Mian Mian witless. He hissed, biting the stranger''s shoulder as his retaliation. This only made the man excited, still slapped his wife''s butt to train him.


    One became two, and two became three, the uncomfortable feeling suddenly became pleasurable. Lin Mian Mian who is a twenty-three year old virgin indulged to the carnal temptation and started rocking. The stranger is teasing him by slowly moving his hand up and down making Lin Mian Mian mad. He wanted it fast, quickly, make him release his milk. Why is this person making things difficult to him?


    Lin Mian Mian pushed the stranger and smacked their lips without restrains. The man was surprised when this person whom he knows as overly timid to suddenly lead the kiss. Lin Mian Mian''s kisses are sloppy and clumsy due to his inexperienced years as a virgin. This could have been his first kiss.


    "Don''t be hasty..." the stranger hissed when they parted from the kiss. "We have all the night."


    The finger that was inserted found a round spot. Lin Mian Mian flinched, sparks forming on his eyes. It was dark but why is it that he can see the stranger''s face clearly? The man is smirking, his eyebrows rose in affirmation. Lin Mian Mian almost wanted to punch that smug but the good-looking face of the stranger only made him stupid.


    Why... who is this handsome man ah?


    "Found it," he announced.


    So cocky! This person is so - ahn~~


    Lin Mian Mian almost tears up when the stranger started thrusting his finger on the same spot. He started moaning non-stop, his voice crying between low and high pitch resounding a musical piece. Lin Mian Mian tried stuffing his mouth but the stranger confiscated both of his hands and placed it on his throbbing member. Shit, I''m not small myself but why is his so big?


    "Let''s do it, babe. Time to make babies," the stranger withdrawn his fingers leaving a wide gap to the exit.


    Lin Mian Mian hissed from the sudden emptiness. Then, in a slam, it was suddenly filled to the brim. The mighty wall of the warrior that was protected for the hundreds of years was destroyed by a single bulldozer that did not stop slamming until creaks started to appear - until the wall fell down and the people started waving the white flag to forfeit the battle. Yet, that certain man did not stop.


    Ah, you provoked the gods. It won''t be stopped! The second law of motion did not apply on this part! Help! Help!


    Lin Mian Mian started crying as the man ruthlessly thrusts his colossal titan repeatedly in a very fast motion invisible to the eye. The friction caused a wound to appear staining the white sheets below them red. Lin Mian Mian already prayed his prayers towards his ancestors hoping that he won''t be divided into pieces after this session.


    The man groaned as ecstasy reached his head. He never felt this kind of feeling before. This is not his first time doing it with Mian Mian. Actually, earlier, they made it twice. Lin Mian Mian was almost passive and gentle when they are doing it. But what happened now? Why it is feels like this is still the first time? The tightness drove him crazy making him pound more like a rabbit that has been abstaining for a million of years.


    Lin Mian Mian cried his pleas but the stranger never listened. He dug his nails to the stranger''s back bearing scratches. Shit, this is too intense for the first time. He never thought that the day would come that he will die from too much pleasure. That spot was mercilessly being thrusted making his stomach feel weird.


    "Ahn.. mnn~~ ... weird... ahn... it''s weird... sto-..." Lin Mian Mian said in between gasps, sob, and moan. The man only smiled and kissed him.


    Then, the canon was refilled with bullets. Both of them can feel it coming. Lin Mian Mian held to the anchor tightly as the stranger hastens the thrust. With one push, the fluid flowed flawlessly entering the canals of the excretory. Lin Mian Mian almost shivered from the sudden pleasure as he also came, feeling his front hot while his back is scalding. The man ceased the harsh pounding and only moved slightly to push the liquid inside.


    Two figures connected on the below panted as they gathered the air they lost through the exercise. Lin Mian Mian became limp as he weakly let go of his clutch and fell down to the bed letting the afterglow subside. White sticky fluid was dripping from his junior while some of it was sprayed on his navel and to the stranger''s chest. By just looking at his misty eyes, the stranger can see that Lin Mian Mian must have reached heaven already.


    He loomed over to do another kiss. It was simple and sweet, just to compliment the after taste. Lin Mian Mian accepted the offer because he was already drowned by the pleasure and by the thought that he was bended. Yes, he never thought that he was bent. By just doing it on the back for the first time, he knows he can no longer go back.


    Goodbye future descendants.


    "That was good, baby," the man said with his magnetic voice. "It seems like you enjoyed it very much."


    Lin Mian Mian could only look at the shadowed figure with a forced smirk. This bastard... he don''t know who he is but he has the talent on bed ah. But pity he bed a man not a woman. You should apologize to your ancestors for harassing a man.


    Well, he already spent the night and he was tired. Lin Mian Mian thought that he would be able to sleep for a month to compensate the strength that was taken from him. However, before he could fall asleep, the bastard man started thrusting again. He thought that he was only trying to remove it but the man hit that spot again making Lin Mian Mian''s junior to stand again.


    What the-


    The man saw the reaction and chuckled. He snuggled to Lin Mian Mian''s neck and grazed his teeth to the supple white skin that has been blushing since earlier. The taste of his sweat is also good he''s addicted to it.


    "Did I not say that we have the whole night? Don''t tell me you forgot it baby?" The man said.


    And on that night, the twenty-three year old virgin who thought that he reached the peak of pleasure once again engaged to a wild exercise that brought him to hell. The cock - the cookie monster is really a monster ah. Lin Mian Mian, who died from a car crash, did not notice that he transmigrated to a world because on the very first second he transmigrated he was assaulted. And the flower that he tended well is now been stolen.

 002 : The Transmigrator Realizes That He Transmigrated

    For the second time, Lin Mian Mian woke up from what seems to be an eternal sleep. But this time when the sleeping beauty fluttered his eyes opened he was welcomed by a bright and comfortable sunlight. The large window beside him is open, letting the fresh breeze of morning to enter, the air smelling grass and dew. It was very comfortable. The angelic face of Lin Mian Mian smiled gently.


    Ah~~ How nice ah. He wanted to stay in bed for the whole day today. The warm feeling of the quilt covering his naked body is very refreshing. He remembered those good old days when he was still young, his mother letting him sleeps like forever. It was making his heart bloom in nostalgia.


    But yeah, every happiness has its own end. Because Lin Mian Mian knows the reason why he wanted to stay in bed today. Aside from breathing and opening his eyes, any other movements would become invalid knowing that he will surely break like a jengga tower ready to collapse. The pain will surely start piercing his body from his underground known as Uranus going all dominoes to the every part of his body.


    Ha, ha, ha, even laughing is painful ah.


    He wondered what kind of grave sin his ancestors had done to bring him in such a state. Not only he crossed the line of the forbidden, he actually enjoyed it all throughout the night! His family didn''t sign him up for this!


    But oh well, what can he do anyway? If putting the paste of toothpaste back to the tube is easy then accepting that he is bent would be nothing less hard. He sighed deeply, closing his eyes again to accept the reality. His junior will surely not stand up if the one stimulating him doesn''t have a junior to persuade him. Time to give up, Lin Mian Mian accepted defeat.


    The third time he opened his eyes, Lin Mian Mian understood everything.


    Aside from the fact that he was ''unintentionally'' deflowered, another fact came into his mind. He did not notice it last night because everything was glittered with lust and carnal desires, but Lin Mian Mian is fully aware that he transmigrated. His memory about his death is one point, another would be the memories that he earned from somebody.


    Another reason why he didn''t want to get up from the bed is that his head is buzzing with razor sharp yelling tinnitus. A lifetime worth of memories that are compressed in a minute detail was injected to his brain filling his neurons full with various information in seconds. The pain is too much; it is as if his head was being drilled with holes, inserting the open caverns with red army ants and termites to eat his brain. Lin Mian Mian inhaled sharp breaths of pain as he calmly let the things flow.


    It only took a minute for all the information to process.


    Lin Mian Mian was transferred to a body of a person who shares the same namesake. The original Lin Mian Mian is living in a world where there are three genders existing: the female, male, and gers. Gers are males that have the ability to conceive a child. To distinguish males from gers, gers have this red marking called as cinnabar. A cinnabar can be round or spotted, usually found in obvious places like the face, neck, or on the wrists.


    The purpose of the cinnabar is to represent the ger''s ability to conceive a child. Dark colored cinnabar means high fertility rate, almost conceiving a child after doing the deed once. While faint colored cinnabars means a lower rate, has the ability to carry a child but the times of doing the deed should be many.


    The original Lin Mian Mian has a pink cinnabar found on the lower left eye that looks like a beauty mark. The placing of the cinnabar is almost the same with Lin Mian Mian''s mole on the same spot. It was pink, not too dark, not too light, meaning that the original Lin Mian Mian is an average ger. Maybe that''s the reason why he was done many times last night.


    Speaking of last night, that person who ruthlessly destroyed his lower black is none other than the Great Emperor Yan JinLong. To why he was suddenly acquainted with the man, the story went like this.


    Emperor Yan JinLong has a group of close confidants and one of them is the Great General of the North, General Lin ZhaoJun. General Lin is an old man of sixties that served the old emperor and the new regent. He is one of the most profiled high-ranking generals, owning a thousand of men that can go to war anytime. It was rumored that the force and warriors under the supervision of General Lin is powerful enough to overthrow the palace whenever he wanted.


    But General Lin holds no such kind of ambition. All he wanted to do in his life is to take good care of his only son Lin Mian Mian and fight for his country. General Lin spoiled the original Lin Mian Mian so much. Aside from giving him the most luxurious quarters, the general often send high quality clothes for the boy to dress up, send carts of high grade fruits especially peaches that is his son''s favorite,


    Because Lin Mian Mian is a ger, the general also did not allow his child to touch any weapons and learn martial arts. Instead, the education Lin Mian Mian received is the same with those pampered maladies where they will learn etiquette, arts, calligraphy, and whatnot. He is quite skilled and talented that any male wouls say that he is already a perfect wife in the making. Lin Mian Mian''s frail and delicate body made the people to pamper him more. However, Lin Mian Mian did not grow up arrogant but an elegant and sophisticated ger.


    Lin Mian Mian could not help but to smirk. The original owner of the body is too weak that obviously it would collapse after being done by that cock- cookie monster.


    A war erupted on the borders and the Emperor with his best generals went to fight on the front lines. General Lin was killed while protecting the emperor, one stab on his heart and the old man died in honor. The soldiers who liked the general so much was suddenly injected with chicken blood, not fearing death to seek revenge for their master. The Emperor and the warriors returned to the palace with the heads of the enemies, and the coffin of the great general.


    The whole nation mourned for the death of General Lin. The most affected of all is Lin Mian Mian who cried three days and three nights before collapsing. The servants are very sad and worried with their young master. Lin Mian Mian is a direct heir of the Lin family, however, he is very weak to seat as the head. What they needed is a husband that will take over the family, and on the same time protect the little Mian Mian from any danger.


    That''s when a royal decree was sent to the Lin Household. Before General Lin ZhaoJun died on the war, he received a premonition that he will never be able to return back after his last fight. With his one son in mind, the general confided with the emperor and created a contract. If ever the premonition is right, after Lin Mian Mian mourned the death of his father, he will be brought inside the palace to join the harem. He will serve as the thirteenth concubine and give heirs to the Emperor.


    The contract will only be void if the General can come back home safe.


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to curse his ancestors. This bastard cock- cookie monster, Emperor Yan JinLong, is the historical representation of an ancient fuccboi. Not only did he agree with the contract because he was indebted with General Lin, but also because he heard that Lin Mian Mian is a rare beauty.


    Emperor Yan JinLong''s harem is filled with beauties, ranges from dark colored skinned women to the largest plump breasts. He is known for his title [One Month-Romance] because his infatuation towards the harem members only lasts a month.


    Once he caught a beauty, the emperor will immediately bring the beauty to the harem and shower that person with gifts. Every day, he would visit her chambers, give her flowers and sweet words and indulge to carnal pleasure at night. This activity will happen daily, non-stop, as if the emperor is really pursuing to the love of his life. And after the thirty days limit, Yan JinLong will ignore that person as if they did not know each other.


    If he is bored with one beauty, then he will transfer to another woman. The cycle continues from the first concubine up to the twelfth. Yes, Emperor Yan JinLong currently has twelve concubines with one favored concubine each month. All in all, he has also twelve princes for the next throne, and about five princesses underneath. Still, the Emperor is not committed to bind in a single partner and has not chosen his Empress yet.


    The contract is valid and the rare beautiful ger was brought inside the palace. Lin Mian Mian took the position of the thirteenth concubine and resigned to his fate. Actually, yesterday was their official wedding and the marvelous and exhausting exercise last night would be the Night of Consummation. Lin Mian Mian clicked his tongue in contempt. To think that he managed to transmigrate right just after the wedding day... What good luck ah. Why did he not die earlier then?


    In the original story, the original Lin Mian Mian was unexpectedly favored by the emperor despite his light colored cinnabar. The reason must be because Lin Mian Mian is a ger and if ever he did conceive a child, the child will carry all the traits of the emperor from the appearance to the skills and intelligence. This was already proven by the scholars that are why most of the high-ranking officials would have at least one ger concubine to make sure that one of their heirs will carry their dominant trait. One more reason to add flavor to the soup is the fact that gers can only give birth to male babies.


    Because of this, the fate of the original Lin Mian Mian inside the palace became miserable. The concubines realized the grave danger of this single ger because: one, he might be chosen as the empress; and two, because Lin Mian Mian is the very definition of a delicate and fragile beauty.


    Lin Mian Mian and the original Lin Mian Mian have the same faces. The only difference would be that the modern Lin Mian Mian has the modern look of a man: short and clean cut hair, sturdy and healthy, and wears breifs than skirts. While the original Lin Mian Mian has this very long hair and wears very feminine clothes, is frail, and enjoys sewing and cooking than to carry swords.


    To complete the image, the original Lin Mian Mian has a natural jet-black hair and caramel colored irises. His lush eyelashes would often flutter wondrously like a butterfly, perfectly complimenting his properly arched eyebrows. He has a long straight nose matching his small and pinkish supple lips. The light colored cinnabar under his left eye highlighted a wonderful charm making any man want to lick it swollen.


    His posture would be common for a ger. Gers is males who are leaning towards the feminine side. Gers cannot gain any bulky muscles the male can get, nor will they grow any breasts the women have. The androgynous body they carry often makes people have the freedom to see whatever erotic body parts they have. And well, some males do prefer flat chested beings.


    Going back to the story, Lin Mian Mian married the emperor under his father''s wishes. After all, he loved his father so much. If his father wanted him to marry then he will marry. The Emperor was pleased and so attended the poor ger almost daily, visiting him on the chambers every night and will not do the deed once. The Original Lin Mian Mian would fall sick in every once in a while but the emperor still indulge to indecency.


    However, the one-month infatuation was not completed when another commotion broke out from the borders. Just two weeks after their marriage, Emperor Yan JinLong headed out to the borders to attend his duties. He remained for a week to prepare the warriors that will be going to the war. Since General Lin is no longer here, the recruitment of the men took a long time. The party only departed after two weeks of preparation.


    Lin Mian Mian was relieved when the emperor did not come the next day. Though, when he heard about the reason why the emperor is missing in action, he was worried, suddenly remembering his father''s death. Lin Mian Mian knows how hard it is to rule a huge country so he performed his responsibility as a wife by cooking the emperor''s meals daily and bringing him a change of clothes.


    Though, most of that time, he was ignored by the man and sometimes was scolded by the other officials. He stopped going to his study and remained to his chambers, feeling the small freedom that he has...


    No, as long as Lin Mian Mian stays in the harem he will never reach his freedom.


    After witnessing the way the emperor treated Lin Mian Mian differently, the concubines noticed the real danger. Ger can only give birth to sons. If the emperor wishes, he can get more sons to Lin Mian Mian in a high grade considering that the dominant trait would belong to the emperor. This reality scared them witless leading to the whole harem to create a devious plan.


    The original Lin Mian Mian is kind to people especially those who are also kind to him. After the emperor left, some of the concubines decided to meet with Lin Mian Mian and befriended him. They would invite him to drink some tea and chat, or play some board games. Lin Mian Mian was delighted. He wondered if this is the feeling of having a sibling. He started calling the concubines as his sisters and treated them like a family. Little did he know that he was slowly being poisoned by a drug.


    The drug has no effect after drinking it once, but if taken so long might cause infertility and death. Lin Mian Mian has been drinking this drug in a high dosage, decreasing his fertility rate every day causing his cinnabar to fade in a fast pace. It only took him two months before his cinnabar has gone its color.


    The emperor is out for three months, so when he came back he was surprised to see Lin Mian Mian colorless. Raged, he kicked and abused the delicate boy almost raping him for a week because of anger. Of course, when Lin Mian Mian noticed his mistake it was already too late. He could only do nothing than to submit and cry alone on his chambers when the emperor is having fun with the other concubines.


    The original Lin Mian Mian is really pitiful. Even the Empress Dowager was very sorry for him. He can no longer conceive a child so he should be exiled from the harem. But due to his father''s dying will, the emperor cannot let him go and decided to just let him live inside the palace. The Emperor did not see him again, not until after five years when they heard that the beautiful jade Lin has committed suicide.


    Lin Mian Mian could not help but to squeeze his eyes shut to not let the tears fall.


    The original Lin Mian Mian indeed faced such a cruel fate. The naive boy has done nothing wrong to create trouble. Actually, he is very kind to people specially to those who are poor. When his father is away, Lin Mian Mian would take time to look around the city to help people. He will feed those beggars on the streets, play with the orphans, and give free medical treatments to the sick. His always smiling face and golden heart is very refreshing to look at especially in this world filled with disgusting filth and madness.


    He is a white lotus dumped to the worst muddy lake.


    In those five years, Lin Mian Mian spent his days alone. The love of the emperor is already gone and he no longer wishes to meet him again. To tell the truth, Lin Mian Mian might have developed some feelings to the emperor. The only problem is that the seed that was planted was not tended well it ended up rotten. The love that he thought would bloom someday became anger, then hate, until everything is numb.


    He realized that he did not need the emperor anymore. Who cares about that man? Let him do whatever things he wanted, let he be drowned to displeasure and mortal hate. Lin Mian Mian might be kind but he is still a human, not saint. If gods can get angry, why he is not?


    Every day, the poor boy would cry and dry his tears while caressing his own stomach. His eyes are dead, looking away in an eternal daze; yet, this melancholic image brought a solemn beauty despite the sadness it contains. One thing that Lin Mian Mian will regret in his whole life is his inability to give birth.


    He no longer needed the emperor, but at least he could have given him a child. One child is enough to fill his heart with happiness. A child is a treasure that every human wished to have, even his father who is a cold and grumpy old man softened when he met his first born child. Lin Mian Mian will forever treasure the gift of life, not caring if he is favored, or rich, or poor. A child could have been born in his stomach... yet...


    They took it from him.


    He blamed his very trusting nature. If Lin Mian Mian noticed the schemes beforehand, he could have avoided being infertile and left the palace. He doesn''t care if the emperor will exile him, actually, he might like that idea of travelling to the wilderness, meeting new people, and maybe fall in love with a man that will give him pure love. Or if the emperor chooses to execute him...


    It''s better to be dead than to be lonely.


    Day by day, the loneliness filled his heart. And that fifth year where he could no longer take it, Lin Mian Mian uttered a curse. He asked his ancestors for forgiveness of killing himself. The beautiful jade Lin died in such a beautiful yet sad manner that most of the maids and eunuch serving around him also committed suicide to follow their young master to the next life.


    All he wanted is to be happy.


    "This is the world where the weak is being trampled by the strong," he mocked.


    Whatever reason why Lin Mian Mian transmigrated to this world, he was thankful to be given another chance to live. Also, he feels like it is the original Lin Mian Mian''s way of seeking revenge to those people who hurt him. Now that he was occupying this body, he will make sure that the harem and the Emperor will face the wrath of the weak. He will show them what a weak person can do once it hits the limit.


    Oh poor Lin Mian Mian, if only he was not given to the emperor he could have earned a good life. Though, he can''t blame his father. It''s just that Lin Mian Mian is too weak from the schemes of those green tea bitches. He needs to act like Lin Mian Mian for the meantime but it can slowly change. Overtime, he will plant the seeds of revenge. And once it grows up, he will lit it with fire. Once everything is settled, he will run away and settle. He will live his life simply away from the palace schemes.


    Lin Mian Mian sighed in satisfaction as he plotted the plan on his brain. Maybe due to the sad memories and the pain of his body, the sleeping beauty closed his eyes again to sleep.

 003 : Rebirth Of The Servants

    When the servants followed Lin Mian Mian to his deathbed, they vowed to serve the young master until the next life. If they will be given another chance, they will help the thirteenth concubine to escape the palace and live a happy life. They don''t care whatever punishments that stupid emperor will give them as long as Lin Mian Mian can be happy. They are contented to know that he is safe and away from danger.


    These wishes created a strong rift to the time causing their rebirth.


    The first one who rebirthed is Lu Mao. He is a nine-year-old brat who served under the Lin family since he was five. When General Lin died, he was assigned to accompany Lin Mian Mian to the palace.


    Lu Mao respected his master very much. Lin Mian Mian treated him as his son, making him accompany him when he eat or help him take some bath. Lu Mao is still so young and Lin Mian Mian is very fond of having kids around him. Lu Mao liked Lin Mian Mian very much that he vowed to protect his master until he gets married and have kids. He will serve the young masters and treat them like how Lin Mian Mian treated him.


    It''s just that he didn''t expect that Lin Mian Mian would actually commit suicide.


    As the closest confidant, Lu Mao knows the dreams of his beautiful young master. He might look weak and clumsy but Lin Mian Mian wanted to join the army if only he was born as male and did not have a frail body. He wanted to travel the world, meet a lot of people, marry his love and have a child. Lu Mao even helped him choose some baby names in advance.


    His master is a very kind person. Why did they hurt him?


    After seeing the cold pale body of Lin Mian Mian, Lu Mao followed. He carved on his heart that once he would become a viscous ghost he will take revenge for his young master. But instead, the fifteen year old teenager was given a rebirth, waking up to his nine year old self again.


    The moment he opened his eyes, he was so shocked that he did not know what to do. Gaining a nine-year-old body after growing up is weird after all. While he was busy touching his self, he remembered his young master. He asked the eunuchs around him the year and the date. The moment he heard the answer, Lu Mao can''t help but to widen his eyes in fear.


    He dashed like a mad bull towards the chambers of Lin Mian Mian. By just knowing the date today, Lu Mao can guess that it''s been a day after the wedding ceremony of Lin Mian Mian and Emperor Yan JinLong. And if things happened the way they do, his young master have been on the bed with a punctured body. He can still remember those red marks. By just thinking of it makes him shiver on fear!


    On his way, a group of people suddenly bumped on him. The clash is too strong that they all fell down to the ground. It was Lu Mao who stood up first, cursing the people who bumped him. But when he saw their faces, names of the closest people emerged on his brain recognizing the identities of the servants.


    "Mao Mao!" One of the girls who is only a year older shrieked. Her name is Zhao Yue, one of the three chamber maids chosen to look out for the thirteenth concubine.


    "Yue Yue? Ah, why is the lady in a hurry? Is there anything wrong?" Lu Mao asked. He didn''t know that the other person also rebirthed.


    "Um... I''m going to check Master Lin. I am worried about him," Yue said.


    "To check Master Lin?" Lu Mao wondered why the lady said it. But an idea struck him. "Don''t tell me you..."


    All the three maids nodded in unison. They somehow realized the deal they created with fate. Lu Mao is both surprised and happy. If he was alone, he can still take Lin Mian Mian away from the palace though it will take some time and careful planning. But if there are other people who have the same objective of saving the young master then the planning and execution will become easier. The more the merrier!


    The four people no longer linger about the past and hurriedly went inside the chambers where they saw their young master lightly sleeping. The three young maids plus the eunuch could not help but to tremble. Seeing their young master well and alive, they could not contain the happiness inside their hearts! Lu Mao wanted to hug his young master, wanting to hear if he really has the heartbeat. But a sudden noise from the door made the four kids jump.


    "Young master Lin, Young master Lin!" A lean twelve-year-old guy yelled on the door frame.


    "Shhh!" The four kids quickly kicked the soldier out the door. Lu Mao tackled the guy out while the girls kicked on the side. The poor soldier named as Fu Xing cried in pain as the toddlers played guns and robber with him.


    "Hey, hey, got off- ouch! What is that kick for?" Fu Xing asked the very boy who has the nerve to tackle him and even straddled on his stomach. The little ladies stopped but Lu Mao did not.


    "The young master is sleeping. Can''t you see? After rebirth, your mouth is still so loud!" Lu Mao reprimanded.


    "M-mao?" Fu Xing was a bit in daze but to see Lu Mao alive made his eyes wet. He could not help but to reach out and hug him tightly. "Shit, how dare you kill yourself first without me?"


    "Get off!" Now it was Lu Mao''s time to push him away.


    The three chambermaids watched with popcorns and black shades as the two young boys filled with testosterones are doing a wrestling match. These two lovers... ah, they both killed themselves after Lin Mian Mian. Never thought that they will be together again ah. Life is so bliss~~ they never thought they could see this fluffy thing again.


    [The ancient fujoshis ha ha ha]


    "Xiao Mao? Xiao Yue?" A weak voice called out from the room.


    The five kids scrambled when they heard the call. They quickly surrounded the beautiful jade Lin. Lu Mao is Lin Mian Mian''s personal eunuch so he''s the one who took the closer position. When he saw Lin Mian Mian''s eyes opening and closing, his eyes swelled up. Lin Mian Mian who saw the reaction was surprised.


    Why is this little boy crying?


    Lin Mian Mian did not know that the servants experienced rebirth. He only recalled the memories of the original Lin Mian Mian and soothed the boy calmly. He reaches out his creamy white skin and patted the small boy gently. He showed a smile, exhibiting his complete white teeth.


    "Why is Xiao Mao crying? Did anyone hurt you?" Lin Mian Mian''s voice is so gentle and soothing. It made the boy wanted to cry more. Even the maids and the young soldier have their eyes wet.


    Lin Mian Mian frowned. The way these kids look at him, it is as if they are in a funeral. He tried pushing himself up to sit when the pain on his back pinned him down. Lu Mao panicked when he saw the pain-stricken face of his master.


    "Young Master, you should not exhaust yourself. After all, you just have a hard night," Lu Mao said grievingly. Shit, why did he come too late? It would be good if he rebirthed before the marriage ceremony.


    Ha ha, Lin Mian Mian also thought the same.


    "Don''t worry; this master can endure the pain. I am just worried why you are crying? Did anyone bully you? Xiao Yue, why are there tears in your eyes?"


    Lin Mian Mian tried to copy the gentle talk. But man, this is very exhausting. Lin Mian Mian is a talkative guy that could rap one thousand words per second and win the world''s fastest talker. Talking slowly and gently almost made his tongue numb. Plus, the o'' so delicate and fragile expression of the original Lin Mian Mian can break all the muscles of his face. He even has to show a very worried expression just to emphasize his sincerity.


    "Help this master to sit up," he said.


    Lu Mao and Fu Xing on the other side helped the fragile being to sit up. Lu Mao placed a large pillow to the headboard so his master can just lean on. Lin Mian Mian is still naked so obviously, the moment the quilt was lifted for a while, the red marks and bites on his beck and chest became visible. They even caught a a red mark staining the red sheets.


    Lin Mian Mian quickly pulled up the quilt to cover his body again. He never thought that they did it so passionately last night that he would be having strawberries on his skin. He had never seen such disaster before making his face blush from embarrassment. But the kids who surrounded him thought otherwise. Lu Mao''s face especially darkened and barked at Fu Xing.


    "You go get some medicine. Help Ning Ning, Luli, and Yue prepare it."


    Fu Xing nodded and the four figures rushed to the kitchen. Lu Mao placed another pillow on the sides of the headboard to ease the comfort of Lin Mian Mian as he lean on it. Lin Mian Mian can still feel the pain but at least it subsided after a few hours of sleep. Lu Mao helped him tuck in and ran to the wardrobe to take some clothes. He even yelled to the kitchen to get some basin with warm water and a towel.


    Lin Mian Mian recalled that these servants are those who did not think twice to follow him up to the next life. Especially, Lu Mao who fought with the other concubines when he heard that his master was drugged. Lu Mao treated Lin Mian Mian as his mother so he was very protective. While the chambermaids, Yue, Luli, and Ning are the people who protected Lin Mian Mian from the other maids who tried to poison their master. Fu Xing is Yan JinLong''s watch eye for Lin Mian Mian but abandoned the emperor after he (YJL) raped Lin Mian Mian many times.


    The five figures were fast on their feet. They returned with a bowl filled with warm congee sprinkled with crushed ginseng roots, a mug of herbal medicine, and the washbasin. Lu Mao helped his master to eat the congee before drinking the medicine. When Lin Mian Mian finished drinking the gross medicine his body suddenly gained some strength. The pain on his body vanished in one go.


    "Master, are you feeling all right?" Lu Mao asked.


    "Master is feeling all right. What did Xiao Mao make master drink?" Lin Mian Mian did not remember this scene. Lin Mian Mian''s memory is to only eat congee and go back to sleep and rest.


    "Master, it''s a recovery medicine. Once master drinks it he will quickly recover," Lu Mao announced happily.


    "Recovery medicine? Where did you get it?" Lin Mian Mian recognized this medicine. As what he can remember, recovery medicine is not really cheap. Even his household can only carry two pills of it.


    "Master doesn¡¯t need to worry. It was provided by the palace."


    Lin Mian Mian did not ask further. He was currently favored right now so normally the emperor will rain him a lot of gifts. Actually, maybe the emperor thought that Lin Mian Mian is drinking the recovery pill that''s why he was indulging the ger every night. But Lin Mian Mian is so stupid in that time and did not know about it.


    "Master Lin, let us help you wash up," Yue traded places with Lu Mao. "Would the master want to wash with a towel or soak in the tub?"


    Lin Mian Mian thought that his body is really very sticky that wiping him clean is not enough. Also, it would be embarrassing for these kids to see the love bites on his body. The maids understand the nod Lin Mian Mian gave and have the boys fill the tub. The maids only wiped Lin Mian Mian''s arms and neck especially the bites the emperor imprinted.


    Zhou Ning was cleaning the long silk hair of her master when she noticed a bright red color. Zhou Ning was staring at it for a while as if lost in thoughts. The two maids who saw Zhou Ning followed her gaze. They are now looking at the cinnabar on Lin Mian Mian''s lower left eye.


    "What''s the matter? Is there something wrong?" Lin Mian Mian asked. Don''t tell me that the emperor also scratched my face?


    Lu Mao and Fu Xing finished filling the tub and found the girls closing up with Lin Mian Mian. This made the two worried and asked Yue what they are doing. The maid only pointed their master''s face. Lu Mao traced her hand and faced Lin Mian Mian. Lu Mao saw it and gasped.


    "What''s wrong," this made Lin Mian Mian gone nuts. What the hell, what is in his face? Why do they look like they''ve seen the ends of hell?


    "Master Lin... this..."


    Han Luli ran to the vanity table and took a hand held mirror. She then gave it to Lu Mao who showed it to Lin Mian Mian. A beautiful face was projected before the smooth mirror. Lin Mian Mian was surprised to see his face, yet a different face. He took the mirror from Lu Mao''s hand as he brushed his cheeks.


    Ah, Lin Mian Mian, may it be from the past or present, you are still good looking ah!


    He traced the contours of the beautiful jade Lin until his hand found that spot where his beauty mark should be placed. However, instead of seeing the black marking of his mole, a more horrible color was imprinted. It should be said that Lin Mian Mian''s face suddenly darkened from the revelation.


    The previously pinkish cinnabar becomes very bloody red in color.

 004 : The Paint Is Wrong!

    Lin Mian Mian''s hand trembled as he touched the red spot. His cinnabar is supposed to be very light, why does it look very dark right now? The concentration of the color could be seen in one glance making Lin Mian Mian a high quality grade ger in an instant. Not only it showed a rare dark color, there''s a possibility that his fertility rate went over the hundred percent!


    How can this be? How did this happen?


    More than the reaction Lin Mian Mian have, Lu Mao''s face can be seen as grave! It is as if he was the one in danger. Lin Mian Mian''s cinnabar did not change color from his previous life. It remained pink and light until his master drank the poison that it became lighter. Seeing it darker now... If the emperor sees this it would be hard for Lin Mian Mian to escape.


    "Master, why is it very... red?" Lu Mao asked. He has no idea why it suddenly changed shade.


    Lin Mian Mian remained silent. Somehow, he has a gist to why the pink colored cinnabar suddenly become red. If it was the original Lin Mian Mian, then the pink cinnabar will forever remain. However, when he transmigrated, his soul integrated a new value causing the light color to darken.


    Lin Mian Mian is originally male. He is a healthy young man who is in the peak of fertility. If he did not transmigrated, he could have found a wife of his own and have kids the next day. His high fertility rate as a man was converted to that of a ger, his soul changing the original''s body from the weak to a sturdy one.


    That must be the reason why he recovered some strength by just simply sleeping, unlike the original Lin Mian Mian that needed a few days of rest to have the energy to stand up. Somehow, Lin Mian Mian wanted to mock and laugh at his fate. He has a high fertility rate huh?


    Being potent is a man''s dignity. Lin Mian Mian will surely celebrate this fact. It would be good if he were the one who plants the seed. But he was the one being planted ah. Why should be happy after knowing this?


    Lin Mian Mian heaved a sigh. Now that it changed shade, he can''t do anything about it, right? It''s better to accept reality and think of some solution to go with it. But the servants showed an utter turmoil. They can''t accept this happening! They are happy that their master can give birth to his beloved child right now but that only means a shackle was created to bind Lin Mian Mian to the palace.


    He can no longer escape.


    "Master, master, what should we do? This is dangerous," Lu Mao showed a terrifying reaction. "We can''t allow anyone to see this color!"


    Lin Mian Mian wondered why this servant reacted like this. Though, he still acted as if he is so dumb and naive. His face showed a frown scrunching his beautiful brows together. The servants can''t help but to gulp. Their master is still so beautiful even while frowning!


    "What does Xiao Mao mean? Why is this dangerous?" Lin Mian Mian asked.


    Lu Mao knows how his master''s inability to detect danger so he calmed his self to explain. "Master, a problem might arise if the people will see master''s concentrated cinnabar. Especially those of the ladies from the harem. They will feel envious of master''s ability to give birth to male heirs, increasing the possibility of an attack. The concubines, no, even other officials who think that master can get favor of the Emperor will start making schemes to pull master down."


    The palace is the exact place where the strong tramples the weak.


    Lin Mian Mian was surprised upon hearing his reason. He never thought that a mere nine years old understands the dark secrets of the palace. What a weird kid. Still, he said in a worried tone: "What is this child saying? You should not badmouth the people around you. What could have happen if they heard you?"


    "Master, please listen to me. What I am saying is all true. We all know what bad plans those guys will do. Master, they will try to eliminate you. They know that the emperor favored you. They are scared to be outwitted. That''s why we should go out and escape," Lu Mao said. The three maids nodded in unison.


    Lin Mian Mian pondered over his words. "What do you mean your master should do? My father is already in heaven. It was his death wish for me to stay here. It will break my heart if I will try to escape."


    Lu Mao knows how Lin Mian Mian loved his father. "But master, it will break General Lin''s heart to see you hurt. General Lin is a very good master; he will do anything to protect master. But he did not see the dangers of the palace."


    It is true that Lin Mian Mian wanted to run away. He stared at Lu Mao and thought. Why does this nine years old kid knows about the palace schemes? As what he can remember, the Lu Mao from the original memory is clumsy brat. He might look sophisticated but he can be easily fooled. That''s why Lin Mian Mian did not manage to avoid trouble until the end. Lu Mao felt that he was so weak that time. But now that he holds the power of the future, Lu Mao can help his master.


    Fu Xing roamed around the window and looked up in the sky. He turned around to face the group.


    "Remember, the emperor will come at five. We should fix it before the emperor arrives. We only have three hours left," he reminded. Lu Mao nodded to the soldier and faced his master.


    "Master, trust me. Something will happen and the emperor will be busy after two weeks. We can plan out your escape when the emperor is not watching. Right now we should do something to cover master''s cinnabar."


    Lin Mian Mian understood it now. When he heard Lu Mao say about two weeks, he can guess that these guys also reincarnated. The difference would be that Lin Mian Mian is from the other world. He smiled, thinking how things will become easy now. He looked at Yue and said: "To cover... do you have any paint?"


    Lu Mao and Fu Xing both raised a question mark. Why is their master looking for paint? Did he want to paint despite his situation now? They know that Lin Mian Mian is skilled in painting but this is not the right time to do it. But the ladies know what he meant by those words and quickly searched at the vanity table. After five minutes, the maids returned with a box of make-up and stuff. The two boys somehow nodded after understanding.


    He just means make-up ah!


    "We can cover this mark with a powder. Though, we will not cover it full." Well, because if they cover it the emperor will notice his mark missing. to let it show a bit makes it less suspicious.


    "Master, please use this paste to stick the powder," Luli said showing a jar of white cream. She took a dip from it and mixes to the skin colored powder. She applied it her hand covering the white portion of her wrists.


    The tone did not match her skin but that was her intention. She showed the brown paint and let it dry. Lin Mian Mian watched him with curiosity.


    "Master can cover the mark with powder but what will happen if somebody will splash water? By adding this paste to the powder, the color will stick to the skin even wet. It can only be removed if you really rub it thoroughly."


    She demonstrated it like a sales person selling some beauty products. She soaked her hand to the nearby basin but the powder did not disperse. The drops only slipped off like how it does with the skin. Then, Luli rubbed the paint. It took her a few minutes before the color went off. It also uses force to peel the color away. Lin Mian Mian was delighted with the outcome and quickly handed the job to Luli.


    The red cinnabar is really dark. It will surely make any ger jealous to him. Luli and Co skillfully covered the cinnabar with the paint matching Lin Mian Mian''s color. It took them a few layers before the original color started to appear. After a few strokes, Lin Mian Mian''s cinnabar became pink. He looks at the mirror to check it and yes it really matched from his memory.


    "Thank you," he said to the maids with a smile. His smile is very contagious so the girls giggled.


    "By this, the emperor will not notice the cinnabar," Lu Mao made a sigh of relief.


    Lin Mian Mian nodded. But that did not cover everything. This child is really naive. Even after reincarnation, Lu Mao is still a child. Well, didn''t he die at fifteen? It''s normal for him not to know this stuff. Lin Mian Mian made an obvious sigh to catch their attention. Lu Mao reacted.


    "What''s the matter master? Are you not feeling well?"


    "We solved the cinnabar but it can''t solve the problem internally. If it changed to a darker red, it means that my fertility also increased. If the Emperor and I..."


    Lin Mian Mian needs not to finish the words. The servants already celebrated their first success, but then another problem came. This is much worse than the red cinnabar! They can''t stop their master from getting pregnant. Lu Mao started walking around in circled, his face full of panic.


    For a nine year old, his face really looks very old due to stress.


    "Don''t worry," Lin Mian Mian patted the small head of the boy. "I think of a solution."


    Lu Mao''s eyes twinkled when he heard that. His master knows what to do? That''s weird. His master hated schemes. Actually, hiding his cinnabar must have hurt his feelings. Lu Mao stared at his master''s eyes and saw something different. His master... is this his master?


    He looks very strong and determined!


    Those are the eyes of a soldier, the same with General Lin.


    "What is it master? I will do anything to help you," Lu Mao felt a sudden excitement. They are trying to fight against fate. This is considered as an impossible thing from the start.


    Lin Mian Mian smiled. He whispered the details to the small child. Lu Mao nodded as he listened intently to the words of his master. He can''t believe that his master is this witty. When Lin Mian Mian is done, he ordered the kids to give him the materials quickly. Lu Mao headed the group like a boy scout and vanished to fetch the things.


    Little did these adorable schemers know that somebody is watching them from the dark.

 005 : The Backfire of The Good Plan

    The Emperor Yan JinLong only met the original Lin Mian Mian twice. The first time was when General Lin brought Mian Mian to the palace to hold the ceremony for his coming of age. Yan JinLong is still a crowned prince during that time attending to the duties assigned by the old emperor. The two teenagers only crossed their sights, greeted hello, and parted ways. It was short and trifling, not worth mentioning.


    The second time just happened recently - on their wedding day. After mourning the death of General Lin, Lin Mian Mian was immediately brought to the palace. The emperor did not meet him, instead, he was only given a room to stay and rest. There are no formal introductions and just proceeded to the wedding the next day. The emperor has yet to see Lin Mian Mian right just before the ceremony.


    To sum it up, Emperor Yan JinLong has no idea what kind of person Lin Mian Mian is, that''s why Lin Mian Mian will use this advantage to slowly change his weak character.


    The twilight has reached its peak. The candles are being lit. The sky started changing colors from the flaming orange to a solemn blue. The shift of the sky caused the animals to follow the biological clock, nocturnal creatures waking up while the others are just starting to sleep.


    Lin Mian Mian decided to take a bath after eating his dinner. His tub was filled with warm water topped with flower petals and sweet scented herbs. Small batches of candles are placed on the edges, lighting the surroundings mildly giving off a seducing feeling. Two incense sticks are smoking on the nearby table setting the atmosphere in a calm and relaxing mood.


    The thirteenth concubine, Lin Mian Mian, is soaking lazily to the water. His hair was pulled out from the edge of the tub to let the maids comb the jet black hair clean. His hand would occasionally wander on the surface of the water, catching petals on his palms then places it back to the water. Sometime, he would pitch a puddle then gently splash it to his self.


    Emperor Yan JinLong was still on his way to the chambers when he smelled the mild scent of herbs. On the doorway, a eunuch and a royal guard was bowing in a kowtow, an indication that the concubine is currently taking his bath. Since no man is allowed to see the concubine''s body aside from the husband, only the maids are the one who often helps the concubine to bath.


    The two kids greeted the emperor. Lu Mao is about to announce the arrival of the Emperor when Yan JinLong stopped him. The eunuch hesitantly answered and returned to his kowtow position. The girls who are carefully tending the concubine noticed the man coming in. They are surprised. Lu Mao should have announced the coming of the emperor. What are those guys slacking off?


    But the Emperor did not only emitted a wonderful smile but also gestured the little maids to leave. Yue and Co could not disobey and left their master. The group of little kids met on the doorway with worried faces. Though, Lu Mao reassured that their master will be okay. After all, this master after his rebirth seems to be different from the previous life.


    Lin Mian Mian is still carefully splashing the water on his arms and shoulders. The scent of the herbs is really very relaxing, remembering that time when he went to a hot spring he won from the lottery. Luxuries like this only come often. He lived a poor life from his previous world. Even going to spa takes much money than his salary.


    The Emperor is careful to his steps that Lin Mian Mian did not notice him coming. Lin Mian Mian is currently have his back facing the emperor, his shoulders showing shyly beneath the black hair. Yan JinLong would want to watch his wife take a bath longer, playing a little game called imagination. He had already seen the naked body of this delicate man yesterday, yet, seeing it once again did not bore him. A huge tent formed on his crotch.


    What seems like forever, Lin Mian Mian decided to end his bath. He has been soaking for so long that his palms started to get wringkly. Gently pushing the flower petals, Lin Mian Mian leaned on the side of the tub and pushed his self up. His long hair covered the fine line of his vertebrae down to the two round buttocks. The Emperor who can no longer pretend hiding sucked in a hard breath.


    The Concubine was surprised! The fuck- what is this cock- cookie monster doing here? He suddenly thought that everything went silent and wondered where the little girls go. And here comes he sees the ancient fuccboi in front of his eyes? And what is that? There''s a huge tent on his pants-, Lin Main Mian unconsciously clenched his butt.


    Though, this is his first time seeing the emperor''s face clearly. He only trusted the memories of the original Lin Mian Mian to describe the face of the emperor. Yan JinLong is indeed a man who lived up to his title.


    Yan JinLong is a tall man with a hunky physique. He is the type of man that looks thin with clothes but very muscular when naked. His face was formed like some heroic Greek statue with eyes sharp with grand blue irises. His eagle like brows looks very naughty when raised up complimenting the shape of his long straight nose. His lips are subtly pale with hints of red on the closer inside.


    The emperor''s hair is a combination of dark brown and black and is unexpectedly a bit curly. Two strand of tousled hair are flowing on each sides of his face framing his good-looking playful face. His long hair was only tied half-punctured with a golden dragon pin while the lower portion of the hair flowed freely down to his back.


    Lin Mian Mian pretended to be some ol'' sophisticated lady who is shy to show his body. From the eyes of Yan JinLong, Lin Mian Mian is like a maiden who was reluctant to show her body to a man, despite that man being her husband. The misty eyes of his beautiful wife wandered in circles, would occasionally look at him to the eye in small peeks. And when he realizes that he caught the eye of the emperor, he would lower his head fluttering those long eyelashes away with a tint of red drunkenness tinted on his cheeks.


    This reaction is meng already. The husband could no longer control his inner desires and strides fast towards the wife. Lin Mian Mian wanted to cover his body with a towel but the emperor quickly pulled him in a tight embrace. Clenching his jaws, Yan JinLong raised the blushing face of his wife up and probed his lips open. One tongue tasted the ultimate delicacy and devoured it pleasurably.


    He inspected the mouth of his wife, dashing his tongue to the caverns of his mouth. He explored the caves of the unknown and would suck in the flowing rivers. When the surroundings are not enough, he would tangle his tongue to the other, pulling and pushing it to his mouth inviting for a meal. Lin Mian Mian who was weak with pleasure indulged with the game as he fought for dominance in the mouth.


    While he was busying with the mouth, the emperor''s hand started wandering down to his lover''s body. His calloused hand travelled from caressing the slender neck, feeling the collarbones meant for his eating. Then, he swept pass to the two mountain peaks that made Lin Mian Mian arched his body forward. Yan JinLong liked how Lin Mian Mian arched his body; it is as if he is completely submitting his self to the man.


    He played with his pink nipples, rubbing them and squeezing them, tenderly at the start ending with a pinch. Lin Mian Mian flinches every time he feels the pain after the gentle rub. One hand decided to travel on his back tracing the backbone from the flesh neck down to the hips. This sensation rose his already heightened pleasure collapsing down on his knees. Yan JinLong skillfully caught his wife.


    The emperor pulled out from the kiss when Lin Mian Mian started to suffocate. A silver line of saliva created a bridge as they parted; Lin Mian Mian''s lips glistened in a swelling red cherry. Yan JinLong did not let go of the moment and licked the saliva clean, stealing quick kisses as he carried the wife towards the bed.


    The night of consummation just happened the other night but Yan JinLong desires has not yet satiated. He carefully placed down the delicate figure on the white sheets; Lin Mian Mian tried hiding by slightly covering some of his private parts with the quilt. The emperor chuckled with his wife''s useless efforts as he grabbed both knees and pried them apart.


    Lin Mian Mian hissed with the sudden cold hitting his junior. As expected, his junior is already standing by just seeing another junior hyping up. Lin Mian Mian wanted to cover his face with embarrassment, wanting to kowtow a hundred times before his ancestors for suddenly straying away from the straight path.


    The emperor licked his lips by just seeing the pink junior who seems to look shy like Lin Mian Mian. He pulled his pants down and showed his colossal titan hoping that the shy junior would not be scared to see it. Lin Mian Mian saw it and is really scared witless!


    Fuck- he inserted that object to my flower? Lin Mian Mian only touched this scalding object last night never seeing the actual size. Now that his sight is clear and the light is bright that he can see what object destroyed his wall. His wall will really get destroyed ah! With that size, he wondered how many concubines could not get up after the night of passion.


    The emperor rubbed both joysticks for a while. Lin Mian Mian curled his toes as he twisted his body on the bed, trying to stifle the moan escaping from his throat. Yan JinLong''s eyes flashed with delight. This morning, before he left the bed, he saw traces of blood on the sheets. This only means that this wife of him is really a pure flower unlike some of his concubines.


    That''s why the emperor suddenly feels guilty. At first, he''s only planning of using Lin Mian Mian as a past time. He is a man and he like girls very much. His preferences are ladies with huge boobs and plump bottom, a feisty woman is also acceptable. Though, marrying a ger is not really unacceptable, the fact that gers are just males that can give birth make him feel disgusted. He''s only planning to use one as a toy if one is gifted.


    But after tasting this male ger with his flat chest...


    He actually changed his mind. This Lin Mian Mian has a unique allure that makes his heart go wild. By just seeing his naked body makes his mind go crazy, and whenever his skin touches his, an ecstatic current flow through his soul. He has innate possessiveness and once he gets obsessed with something he will never let it go. He moved his hand to trace the small line going towards the small pink hole below.


    Lin Mian Mian gritted his teeth when he felt one finger entering his exit again. Yan JinLong is sure that they made it a lot of times last night but why is this part still tight? He stopped fingering and hovered over the body of his wife, caressed his beautiful face for a while, and leaned closer to nibble the soft lobes. Lin Mian Mian mewled arousing the demon beast.


    "How many babies do you want, hmmm?" The Emperor asked hoarsely. "I want a dozen."


    Dozen, your mother! What is a dozen ah? You are a dozen! Your family is a dozen!


    Lin Mian Mian cursed all throughout his mind. This man... this emperor already has twelve princes on his court, and now he is asking another dozen? Who does he think he is? A mother hen that could lay a dozen eggs? If only Lin Mian Mian did not treasure his life he had long gone kicked the eggs of the emperor very hard to the point that he can no longer breed.


    Yan JinLong did not stall time and removed all the excess clothing away. The dragon robes are tossed to the side of the bed. He generously kneaded the two mounds of dumplings placing the train on the opening of the tunnel. And when he was about to go ''choo! choo!'', he blacked out.


    A heavy body of a man almost two heads taller than Lin Mian Mian sprawled over him. He was a bit late from escaping causing half of his body to be pressed down by the emperor. Yan JinLong is really a huge man ah. If Lin Mian Mian did not avoid the full attack, he could have broken his rib. Painstakingly, Lin Mian Mian pushed the emperor away. It took him almost half hour to remove the man away.


    "Fuck, what is this man eating? He''s very heavy," Lin Mian Mian panted. It exhausted almost half of his energy. He wiped the sweat away from his forehead. His eyes lingered to the packs on the emperor''s abdomen for a while then snorted.


    "What a nice body ah. I wanted one too." Why did he not reincarnate to this man''s body?


    He pushed all these useless thoughts on the back of his mind and sighed calmly. Now that he successfully executed the first part of the plan on how to escape the nightly passion of the beast, his next step would be the explanation for suddenly blackening out. Yan JinLong is not dumb. The moment he fell unconscious, the emperor will realize that he was drugged.


    Lin Mian Mian''s eyes strayed off to the two incense sticks that are slowly burning. Earlier today, he asked his servants to gather him some materials. These incense sticks was made with a wood that makes people sleepy. It has the same effect as chloroform that if inhaled in such concentration it makes people unconscious. Lin Mian Mian already has the kids sprayed with a special herb that can fight off this effect.


    He played out some possible scenes on his mind. There are a lot of ways to divert the emperor''s thoughts about the drug by making him think that he had done too much at the night he lost consciousness in the middle of doing it. He stacked up some common scandals he can remember from watching many dramas and reading some showbiz gossip.


    Plan number one: The Weaker Then A Fodder Acting


    Lin Mian Mian will act very weak on the next morning. The timing will happen before the emperor wakes up. He will shuffle to the bed, slowly and weakly, alerting the other man awake. And when the man wakes up, Lin Mian Mian will stagger his movements while trembling lightly as if scared that the emperor will ram his joystick again.


    The emperor will show concern to him and will ask what happened. Lin Mian Mian will utter such cringe worthy words like "You did me well last night~~", or "I didn''t know you carry a monster down below", or "Daddy you''re so rough~~~"


    Phe! Phe! Phe! Lin Mian Mian spitted black blood by just imagining those cheap AV scripts. That scene might be effective for dumb people but he bet that the emperor would only bat an eye on him. Though, he kept this option in another folder and thought of a new scene that is a bit logical.


    [AV = Adult Videos. You know, the Rated 18 popcorn for kids ha ha]


    Plan Number Two: The Intimate Couple After The One Night Stand


    After the night of passion, Lin Mian Mian fell in love with the man. The way he was thrusted back in forth has shaken his glass heart. From now on, Lin Mian Mian has only eyes to this man. He decided to become very intimate, showing how a proper bride that he could be. He will snuggle to those warm arms, lean on his chest while listening to his heartbeat, then look up to stare at his face.


    The emperor has woken up earlier and is just pretending to sleep. Lin Mian Mian will greet the emperor awake by kissing those lips. He will sneakily touch the good-looking face and giggle slightly. Ah, he finally did it with this man. He is his husband and he is the wife. He could wish no more. He leaned up to kiss-


    Lin Mian Mian''s face suddenly went sour. What is it all about falling in love after a night of passion ba? And kissing on the morning to show how passionate he is? Shit, he''s only courting death. Men have morning wood. That thing easily stands up by simply being stimulated by a kiss. Lin Mian Mian quickly erased the plan knowing that they will be humping like rabbits once the carnal button was activated.


    And what''s with the cheap titles? It''s as if he is making some shitty movie from scraps.


    Lin Mian Mian massaged his temples to ease the headache when he noticed a tower standing. He only glanced at this tower once and thought how healthy the emperor is. But he quickly returned his eyes to the tower, his voice trapped in a gasp.


    The colossal titan is still awake and standing ah!


    He quickly shot up to look at the emperor. Is he pretending to sleep? No, it''s impossible. The effect of the drug is too strong that even powerful creatures fall to this trap. This emperor is just a human. Maybe he did have some beastly sexual desires but that is not enough to fight the drug. Or maybe it is because of his beastly sexual desires that caused his titan to stand up despite being unconscious.


    Then something hit him.


    Lin Mian Mian realized that whatever acting he will do if the emperor feels that he is not satiated he will suspect that something is off. He will realize sooner that he was drugged and Lin Mian Mian is the culprit. Also, there should be ''evidences'' of the vigorous love that they committed all throughout the night. If the sheets are still clean on the next day...


    He closed his eyes thinking that this is just a simple joystick and he is playing Mario Cart (A/N: but who uses joysticks in playing Mario Cart tho). Even though the joystick is huge and scalding and the movement should be up and down, Lin Mian Mian took all of his courage to grab the titan and started moving it. At first, he was very shy.


    Very shy. Pfft-


    The movement showed how clumsy Lin Mian Mian in doing his job. Most of the time, he will slip up, his hands not big enough to fully encircle the huge thing. Well, this can be considered as normal because Lin Mian Mian really has not jerked anyone else. It would be stupid if he suddenly became the master of this thing without going to practice.


    He continued playing the joystick for a while... until fifteen minutes had passed and the titan is still standing up.


    Fuck-, why won''t you just spill it out already! His fingers are already numb. He wanted to go rest and sleep. Not wanting to stall anytime, Lin Mian Mian used all of his force to do the legendary ''fap fap'' move and the colossal titan exploded a rainbow. A long string of white milk erupted in the air with a few landing on the sheets and half on Lin Mian Mian''s chest.


    Oh, he forgot that he was still naked.


    Lin Mian Mian wiped off the sticky substance away when another inflated balloon floated. His eyes widened when he saw the titan rising again. He abruptly shifted his attention to the emperor''s face wondering if the man has awakened. But Yan JinLong is really asleep and actually snoring lightly. How could he...


    Lin Mian Mian cried in protest as he proceeded on playing with the joystick again. No wonder the emperor can do it for a whole month non-stop! The wife busied his self until the moon shifted pass the midnight. It was already three in the morning when the titan decided to go rest and sleep.


    He was so exhausted; black heavy bags appeared below his eyes. He stared at his hands while laughing madly before he let his body fall freely to the sheets. To think that he has to do this every night for two weeks... Lin Mian Mian never thought that his good plan will quickly backfire. The tired wife fell asleep the moment his head touched the bed.


    The night is cold and still cold especially the hours after midnight. Lin Mian Mian is too tired to dress up so he simply clung to the sheets naked. His hair was not dried properly making the delicate boy shiver when the cold wind blew inside. The other man who was pretending to be asleep opened his eyes. He pulled the weak body towards his chest and covered their bodies with the quilt. Lin Mian Mian found a warm and comfortable body so he quickly grabbed the hot water bag and snuggled to it.


    Yan JinLong smirked after giving a small kiss on his wife''s forehead. Does he really think that he could go over with this? Then he will play the game.


    Ha ha ha.


    Yan JinLong is not a fool.

 006 : The Wife Is Lazy

    Lin Mian Mian''s acting is so perfect that anyone watching the scene will give him five Oscar''s awards. Actually, he doesn''t really need to pretend because Lin Mian Mian was very exhausted with the hand job last night. The moment he woke up, the numbness in both of his arms became sore. He can''t lift a finger without crying a single tear.


    The wife lied on the bed lazily not wanting to live anymore. Emperor Yan JinLong did not move from his bed until early lunch tending his ''exhausted'' wife for the whole morning. When Lin Mian Mian opened his eyes, he found the emperor staring at him straight with his head propped to his hand. He has a gentle smile on his face, his eyes showing love and adornment.


    If ever Lin Mian Mian did not know that this emperor is an ancient fuccboi, he will think that those eyes are real and this man is really in love with him. He sneered inside his heart. This man''s nightly expedition really exceeded the laws of debauchery. He personally could hand a trophy to the emperor for having a godly libido.


    Yan JinLong liked how Lin Mian Mian slowly opened his eyes. His eyelashes fluttered perfectly, showing two caramel irises behind the misty eyes. Lin Mian Mian looked at him with a daze before creating a smile. Yan JinLong''s heart warmed up as he reached out for those two pale lips and kissed him. It was only short and sweet, just a simple morning greeting.


    "Are you still feeling tired? You can go sleep a bit," Yan JinLong ushered.


    Lin Mian Mian liked the idea so he nodded and closed his eyes. Who cares if this emperor is a monster? He knows that Yan JinLong will not touch him while asleep. He recalled the memories of the original and did see the same scene. The emperor''s infatuation is really true when it comes to his newly favored toys.


    The side of the bed dipped for a second as the huge man shifted his body towards the edge. Feeling the huge object gone, Lin Mian Mian rested calmly pulling the whole quilt to his body. Yan JinLong''s part of the bed is still warm so he quickly rolled towards the place and slept. The emperor wore a robe before stepping out to the door.


    As what is expected, the servants of Lin Mian Mian are already at the door. It is customary that the servants should be awake earlier than their master to tend their daily needs should. Yan JinLong was greeted by the kids while they bowed down in a kowtow. The emperor only nodded and ordered the maids to bring him and Lin Mian Mian his breakfast, while he commanded the guys to fill the tub with warm water.


    When he returned back, Yan JinLong chuckled when he found Lin Mian Mian nesting to his position on the bed. The adorable wife is covered with quilt, only his little adorable face popping out on side. The emperor strode slowly towards the small table where a pair of extinguished incense sticks was left standing. He nodded with a sneer, watching his wife with a dangerous glint.


    Lu Mao and Fu Xing reported to the emperor that the tub is ready. Yan JinLong praised the little kids that are really diligent in serving their master. He called out the soldier Fu Xing.


    "Go tell the Minister Chang Jie to handle the Morning Court Meeting. Tell him that Zhen is busy attending his wife."


    Both of the servants are surprised when they heard this. Never did in history that Yan JinLong skipped the daily court meetings. Despite marrying almost a dozen of wives, when it comes to attending his duties, the Emperor never missed an attendance. After all, he is a wise ruler. He ruled the lands of the dragons without fail cultivating the nation with riches. Forget about being a fuccboi, anyone will do anything to let him stay and rule the place.


    Later on that day when Fu Xing reported this matter to Minister Chang, the news about the emperor choosing the Empress spread out like a wildfire.


    The chambermaids returned with the food on their hands. The small girls placed the trays of plates in a low table. The Emperor checked the first few bowls and took a bowl of chicken and corn congee. The maids watched as the emperor walked towards the side of the bed and sweetly called the name of their master.


    "Err-Mian, I bet you are hungry. Wake up, let''s eat," Yan JinLong sweetly said.


    Fuck Err-Mian...


    Emperor: *grins* Yes, I fuck Err-Mian.


    Lin Mian Mian opened his eyes but only narrowly. He saw the emperor on the edge of the bed holding a bowl, one hand with a spoon. The emperor ate the first bite, and then he scooped out another for Lin Mian Mian to eat. Lin Mian Mian rejected the spoon. He is still lying on the bed, Is the emperor wanted to choke him to death?


    Though, Yan JinLong did not force him and ate the food. He finished half of the bowl before putting it on the side table. He tried smoothing out the tangled hair of Lin Mian Mian.


    "Err-Mian, you should eat more to get energy. How would we able to do it every night if you always wake up this weak?" Yan JinLong said.


    Lin Mian Mian almost spurted out blood. What does he mean by that ah? If only the emperor doesn''t have a godly libido then he could have a good night rest and be healthy the next day. But what happened? He spent almost five hours to finish the titan and hell he will be doing this until the emperor leaves for the war.


    Just think of his dignity! Lin Mian Mian cried and cursed inwardly but on the surface, he only showed an embarrassed expression like a maiden who received a gift from her crush. He hid half of his face behind the quilt so he can sneer while forcing a blush on his cheeks. The emperor did not see anything and leaned down to kiss his wife''s forehead.


    "Okay, let me wash you up first and let''s eat breakfast," the emperor said.


    Even though the emperor is a fuccboi and a level 999 immortal pervert, when he was helping Lin Mian Mian take a bath, he never touched any of those soft mound dumplings and the little junior. He only placed his wife carefully to the tub and helps him scrub his back.


    Then he found the red marks and the bites that he left on the Night of Consummation started to fade. With a silent growl, Yan JinLong controlled his self from marking his wife again.


    "Your Highness, this servant can take a bath by himself," Lin Mian Mian senses the danger of being with the emperor naked.


    But Yan JinLong gave him an indifferent shrug. He finished bathing Lin Mian Mian and pulled him out from the tub. He covered his wife with a smooth towel then embraces him from the back, his head resting to the crook of his neck. Lin Mian Mian is worried if the emperor will start stripping him again but he only gives him a kiss and some new strawberries on his neck.


    "Go on, quickly wear your clothes or you will get cold," Yan JinLong smacked the two mounds before pushing his wife to dress. Lin Mian Mian only nodded shyly while thinking on how he will kill and roast this emperor like a pig and feed him to the dogs.


    The maids who are on the side quickly rushed towards their master to help him dress. They have been watching the two figures flirt, blood rushing to their noses. They can only get tidbits of dog food from the Fu Xing and Lu Mao pairing. The real dog food is from these two couple that even ants would be dead from diabetes.


    Even though they hated the emperor for abandoning their master from the previous life, they can tell how serious the emperor is when it comes to Lin Mian Mian. When the emperor went to war, he promised Lin Mian Mian that he will be back to propose an important thing. That important thing could only be marriage and the girls are so excited due to it.


    It''s just that the moment the emperor came, Lin Mian Mian became colorless and can''t conceive a child. Emperor Yan JinLong still wanted him to become his wife but the corrupt court ministers hindered the emperor saying that Lin Mian Mian is a curse. Yan JinLong was furious and went to Lin Mian Mian''s chambers to prove that he can still bore him children that will earn his right to the throne.


    Only Yan JinLong''s senses came after the week when Lin Mian Mian cried blood for him. No matter how many times he rape Lin Mian Mian, the child that he hope to get from his wife will never come.


    This rebirth, maybe they can help the emperor attain this wish. But having Lin Mian Mian escape the palace is still their top plan. Lin Mian Mian can only be at peace if there is nobody around him scheming badly to drop him dead.


    The emperor finished bathing and walked out with only a towel wrapped on his lower torso. The maids left when the emperor signaled them to go. Lin Mian Mian is already dressed in a sky blue colored hanfu with white sleeves decorated with outlined lotuses. His hair was comb straight down, with sides braided to meet at one point on the back, and a few strands of hair hanging on the sides of his ears. This image framed his delicate beauty especially those cunning caramel colored irises.


    Lin Mian Mian stood up from sitting and bowed to greet the emperor. Yan JinLong smirked, spreading his arms wide as if waiting for a hug. Lin Mian Mian knows this gesture very much. Not only did he see this from the original Lin Mian Mian, he also remembered those dramas with Emperor and whatnot theme. Yan JinLong is ordering him to dress the emperor.


    With no words, Lin Mian Mian walked forward to start dressing the emperor. But first he must dry this fuccboi because his skin is still dripping wet. Holding a dry towel, Lin Mian Mian started wiping the water from the broad chest of the emperor down. For what reasons, he can''t help but to watch the sculpted abs wanting to touch it to know if it is hard or not. Lin Mian Mian once wished to become a muscle man but his androgynous body could only give him baby fats.


    Yan JinLong watched his wife biting its own lower lip with eyes watching his body intently. The wife unintentionally waved a flag, making the emperor''s lower half tremble gradually standing up. The sensation heightened when Lin Mian Mian took the courage of actually touching his abs, subtly from the start until he was really touching it obviously.


    His touches made Yan JinLong almost mad as he used his energy to calm his big brother down. He leaned closer, lowly chuckling on his ears.


    "Does my wife like my body very much?" He asked.


    Lin Mian Mian forced his gut to shut up. Fuck-, did he really touch that abs? But... But... but his hands are very gay...


    "This servant apologizes," Lin Mian Mian lowered his face full of shame and quickly finished his job.


    He helped the emperor to wear his robes, tie his ribbon here and there, and lastly placing the belt on his hips. Because Lin Mian Mian has shorter hands, he has to hug the emperor to completely close the belt. During this time, Yan JinLong teased him by sneaking a few kisses before they are finally done and fled the room.


    From the memory, Yan JinLong should walk out to the yard to start his court meeting. But Lin Mian Mian was surprised when the emperor pulled him to the table. He was pushed to sit down and the emperor sat across him. The food is a bit cold because they have been playing too long. But the warmth of their love is enough-


    Cough. Cough. How cringe, I say.


    Lin Mian Mian watched as the emperor started eating. Yan JinLong picked up his chopsticks and started getting food to his bowl. Lin Mian Mian is still in daze so he also placed some vegetables to his bowl. Lin Mian Mian questioned what is life and what the hell is the emperor doing here accompanying him to eat breakfast?


    Lin Mian Mian frowned. "Your Highness... Your Highness, this servant can eat by himself. Is his highness not worried about the Court Meeting?"


    "Call me Jin," Yan JinLong ate a mouthful. "When we are alone... Actually just call me Jin, okay? We are married now. And I will call you Mian Mian."


    "But Your H-"


    "Jin," Yan JinLong glared at him. Lin Mian Mian shivered and nodded.


    "Jin," he said very clearly. Yan JinLong nodded in satisfaction and continued eating.


    "About the court meeting, there''s no need to worry. I have competent officials handling the court. This one absence will not fall my kingdom," Yan JinLong locked his eyes with Lin Mian Mian with a smirk. "And I want to pamper my wife very much."


    Lin Mian Mian could be happy if the one saying those words to him is a girl. But he was bent and his hands is very gay so there''s no denying that his heart fluttered after hearing those sickenly cringe worthy words.

 007 : Love And War

    Lin Mian Mian thinks that this night he will surely get laid.


    For the past few days, Lin Mian Mian managed to escape the nightly passion by using the incense to make the emperor sleep. As usual, the emperor did not miss any day seducing him to sleep. Every night they make out like bunnies and Lin Mian Mian started to feel something growing inside his heart.


    Luckily, the emperor is never suspicious. Yan JinLong did not ask why he suddenly blackened out or why he can''t remember anything from the night. After all, Lin Mian Mian is really very diligent in milking him off that he level up every night and earned the Handjob god title. Actually, by constantly doing it every night, Lin Mian Mian earned the skill and stamina that he can almost battle with those legendary prostitutes that can use their hands creatively.


    He cried while thinking how stupid this skill would be.


    It was smooth sailing until the second week came. Suddenly, the emperor started to develop resistance to the drug. He is, after all, the emperor. Ever since young, Yan JinLong was trained to drink and eat poison. This made his body develop the necessary chemicals, his immunity reached to the point that even a King Cobra who is known for its deadly venom will get frustrated.


    Since then, the time before the emperor lost consciousness become longer. The emperor loved kissing and foreplaying Lin Mian Mian to the point that Lin Mian Mian his self would be willing to submit just to release his fluid.


    So with the longer time the emperor can stay awake, he will do everything to make Lin Mian Mian go crazy. By just his touches, Lin Mian Mian will cry pleading to ask for more. The wife will even rub his own to get the needed satisfaction. Yet, when it was close to the climax, the emperor will black out leaving the horny wife in pain.


    Lin Mian Mian then goes back to his senses. With a flushing face filled with shame, he would proceed on doing the hand job. However, this seems a bit difficult than usual. Just because Yan JinLong made sure that his wife will only feel pleasure in bed that Lin Mian Mian can''t help but to also rub himself while doing the emperor.


    Actually, there was that one night where he was really turned on that he straddled the emperor. By placing both of the joysticks together, Lin Mian Mian felt extreme pleasure. He pumped his hands up and down until he came. The emperor is the same as usual and was still hard. Lin Mian Mian did not stop and rubbed both sticks again until both of them came together.


    The next morning he woke up, Lin Mian Mian realized the danger. One step closer and he could have rode his self to hell. Though, now he can somehow understand why the concubines in the palace likes the emperor despite his one-month romance syndrome.


    Yan JinLong, who mastered the fuccboi guidebook, is an extremely romantic person. When he is in love, Lin Mian Mian called it as [infatuation], he will show it very expressively. He will always give his wife kisses, whisper some sugary words, cuddle and snuggle, and maybe a bit naughty by slapping his butt cheeks anytime.


    He will pull the wife to his embrace during idle time and tell jokes that Lin Mian Mian could not understand, maybe because it was ancient stuff and ancients do have a weird sense of humor. The emperor will feed him food, help him take some bath, give him gifts, and expresses his love mostly in action than words. Lin Mian Mian who never had a lover before thought the reason why most of the singles are bitter.


    Lovers are also bitter, bittersweet.


    Lin Mian Mian was not able to receive the original Lin Mian Mian''s feeling. But he guessed that the original also fell in love with the emperor. Even though he has a weak and frail body, why would he serve the emperor by bringing food to his worktable and some change of clothes? If the original Lin Mian Mian is really doing it because of his position, then why does it hurt him when the emperor no longer visited him?


    He pondered over these facts and only reached an answer. This only made the mission of going out the palace a bit difficult. If Lin Mian Mian will develop feelings to the emperor, then leaving will become painful than staying. And despite the emperor''s one-month syndrome, the fact that he might be favored for the next few months is enough as the compensation for the cold nights.


    Lin Mian Mian shook his head. All of these thoughts are only caused by his constant contact with the emperor. Two weeks of an intimate relationship does makes anyone fall into the trap. He gathered his self to at least show some control before indulging on things.


    To end the life of a plant, one shall cut the roots. The thing that has been growing warmly on his heart can still be distinguished.


    Lu Mao entered the chambers of his master while holding a small pot of clay. He saw his master sitting on a chair beside the huge window, fanning his self lazily while watching the bustling scenery out in the garden. Lu Mao can only remember the times when the master will also do the same thing but with eyes filled with tears. This scene pricked the little boy''s heart as his eyes started to swell again.


    Lin Mian Mian noticed the little boy coming. He turned his head to meet Lu Mao, his movements are very gentle and refined as if he had done some princess training or something. But in reality, Lin Mian Mian become lazy after the days of pampering. This made things easier as he will no longer pretend to be soft and gentle.


    "Xiao Mao, why are you crying again?" Lin Mian Mian asked. Lu Mao walked closer to his master and handed the clay of pot.


    "Nothing, Master. I''m just happy that you are okay," Lu Mao honestly answered.


    Lin Mian Mian smiled his lips, placed the pot of clay to the nearby table, and patted the boy''s head. Lu Mao happily smiled. Lin Mian Mian can almost see the little kid''s wagging tail.


    "Go and rest early. Tomorrow, we will have a lot of things to do," he told the boy, teasingly pinching the cheeks. Somehow, Lin Mian Mian really liked this kid. He remembered this one chubby cousin that would often run and hide from him because Lin Mian Mian will surely pinch his cheeks until he bleed.


    "Yes master. This servant excuses," Lu Mao made a low curt and left.


    Lin Mian Mian heaved a sigh. He guessed it right. Lu Mao and the other servants really reincarnated. By just the way how they always serve him with all their hearts, giving him praises without restraints, and sometimes cry as if he triggered some sad memory, one can see that they know something. Lin Mian Mian would give them the reaction that they wanted while remembering that the original Lin Mian Mian did die a horrible death. These kids were only traumatized.


    The sun started to glow bright orange signaling humanity that it wanted to sleep. The transition of the heavens once again painted a wonderful hue, mixing the orange and red to violet and to the darkness blue. Some glittering pearls started to appear one after another, decorating the sky with lights and patterns.


    Lin Mian Mian placed six incense sticks to the clay pot. Since the emperor is immune to the usual two incense sticks per session, he would increase the number to have some effect. This is the last night but Lin Mian Mian doesn¡¯t want to be careless.


    The recent nights become really disastrous to him as feelings started to stir inside his heart. Actually, last night, he was totally in bliss the emperor managed to thrust his member in. If only the emperor did not faint at the last minute that Lin Mian Mian will surely get pregnant. And because this is the last night, the passion might become heavier that might result to a serious problem to the future.


    As usual, he sprayed the triple amount of herbs to his self before lighting the incense sticks. A relaxing scent quickly diffused to the air making the surroundings dim. The candles are lighted to illuminate the corners, still reflecting an orange-y color to the room. Lin Mian Mian is not used at it at first. After all, fluorescent lamps are much brighter than candles.


    The night has become already dark when a familiar figure stood at the entrance. Lin Mian Mian is busying his self with some cross-stitch while waiting for the man to come. His back was facing the door so he didn''t noticed the figure approaching until he was engulfed by a warm huge embrace. Lin Mian Mian turned his head around and was kissed.


    "Jin..." He called once their lips parted from the long kiss. Lin Mian Mian could really never get used to it.


    "Mnn," Yan JinLong answered, resting his head to Lin Mian Mian''s neck, inhaling his wonderful scent. Lin Mian Mian shivered lightly as his body started to warm-up again.


    The emperor saw his wife doing something and looks at his hands. His face frowned after seeing the needle, thinking that it''s a dangerous thing that could hurt his wife. He let go of the hug confiscating the sewing kit placing it to the corner. Lin Mian Mian is really having some fun with the knitting that he pouted when the emperor took it from him.


    "What? You like this thing?" The emperor smiled, raising his brows. "I''ll give this to you. But first, kiss me."


    Lin Mian Mian had enough of these games and pecks a kiss to the emperor''s cheeks. He took the kit from the emperor and escaped. But the emperor liked the naughty wife so he grabbed his hips before he could get away. The sewing kit was thrown on the side again as Yan JinLong carried his wife to the bed.


    The two figures writhed like snakes as erotic noises welled up in the air. Yan JinLong felt his cheeks itchy from the peck so he returned the favor a hundred fold. Lin Mian Mian who is moaning under him raised both of his arms and circled it to Yan JinLong''s neck to deeped the kiss. The two only separated when their lungs are on the verge of dying.


    Yan JinLong watched his wife. Lin Mian Mian''s misty eyes are really seductive. He love it when Lin Mian Mian will start crying and he will lick those tears away. His cheeks will always show a blush, especially to that part of his cinnabar that highlighted his eyes.


    This guy... this wife is his, and his only. He will give the world to his wife and hoped that his wife will also give him the world.


    Lin Mian Mian noticed that the emperor stopping; only staring at him. Normally, Yan JinLong would kiss him again while stripping both of their clothes away. He was about to ask when Yan JinLong suddenly sat up and pulled him in an embrace. His position was straddling against the emperor''s lap.


    Yan JinLong lowered his head and rested it on the crook of Lin Mian Mian''s neck. Both of his huge arms snaked to the back of his wife and locked him in a tight embrace. Lin Mian Mian is naturally weak so pushing the emperor will be rendered useless. He only moved his arms to pat Yan JinLong''s back.


    "Jin?" He called.


    "Mnn," the emperor snuggled on his neck, inhaling more of his scent. Yan JinLong''s small hairs of beard gently grazed the smooth neck tickling his wife. He chuckled lowly.


    Lin Mian Mian thought that the emperor is acting weird. He is still as usual, clingy and very sticky. Yet, he wasn''t aggressive and naughty. Though, Lin Mian Mian can still feel that hard object poking his stomach.


    "Mian Mian," the emperor called lowly.


    Lin Mian Mian answered: "Yes?"


    "I will forgive you," the emperor said.


    Lin Mian Mian flinched. Yan JinLong can feel his wife suddenly gone stiff and giggled. He moved his hand to caress the long black hair of his wife.


    "So you shall forgive me too."


    Yan JinLong pulled his self apart to see the pale face of Lin Mian Mian. His wife is scared witless. Yan JinLong knows that he drugged him. The emperor knows that he has been lying. Yet, the emperor''s eyes only showed warmth as he brushed the cheeks of his wife gently. He was touching the pink colored cinnabar. Lin Mian Mian closed his left eye reflexively.


    "I might not be able to attend you from now on," Yan JinLong said sadly, kissing the left eye, his forehead, and then his lips. "I don''t want to leave my wife but I have to."


    Lin Mian Mian suppressed the sourness that he suddenly feel and asked, his voice almost shaking: "Why... what''s the problem?"


    Yan JinLong can feel his heart aching after seeing the sad expression of Lin Mian Mian. The boy himself might not notice it but Yan JinLong can see the concern from his wife''s eyes.


    "Another trouble broke out in the border again. I have to leave."


    Lin Mian Mian stared at his eyes for a while before nodding, and then he lowered his head to rest on the emperor''s chest. Yan JinLong isn''t stingy and pulled him to his embrace. This little wife ah... he''s so cute and adorable. He is also hiding a naughty personality but that''s what he always wanted. Lin Mian Mian is a white lotus that could bare fangs.


    A general knocked on the door after a few minutes. Yan JinLong wanted to sleep with his wife together for the last time but he was burdened by his duty. He reluctantly pulled out from the hug and tucked his wife to sleep. Yan JinLong felt like he was sinned by just looking at those innocent eyes of Lin Mian Mian. He only reluctantly left after giving Lin Mian Mian a last passionate kiss.


    Lin Mian Mian was left alone. He was lying alone on the huge bed, and for the first time he felt the emptiness on his side. He stared at the ceiling for a while before closing his eyes. He crossed his arms and rested it on top of his face. Unknown warm tears flowed down without stop as he cursed his fate.


    Damn. He can no longer leave this place.

 008 : Lovestruck Fool and Sugar Candies

    [ Love cannot be begged for, it must be deserved. ]


    This statement prolly tells that love is not something like a bubblegum that you can easily pick up from a corner, chew it, and throw it away once the taste fades. It''s not a clothing line that once you think it''s out of fashion, you would just dump it or gives it away. And most probably, it''s not that single song in your playlist that you often skip but nevertheless erases because sometimes you have the mood to play it for a nth times a day.


    Love is a subject that you have to thoroughly study, understand, to work hard, and win over. And that is what the original owner of his body is trying to do.


    When the original Lin Mian Mian cared for the emperor, he was begging for love. Even though his body is frail and weak, he did not fail to keep up his role as a ''wife''. He knows that in order to get the love that he wanted, he must work hard to earn it. And in order to get it, he must show his diligence and perseverance as a lover and wife.


    Yan JinLong and Lin Mian Mian are married under the laws of the human and the virtue of the gods. Lin Mian Mian whose mind only works according to the matters of the tradition will obviously offer his life to his husband. That is, accompanying him in a lifetime with full grace ignoring the fact that he has to share with a couple of women in bed to warm the emperor.


    The emperor stayed inside his court after he told his new wife about the war happening on the borders. During this time, the original Lin Mian Mian can''t help but to be worried for his husband. After all, his father died in a war. General Lin said the same words to him before leaving but never came back again.


    In order to ease the pain, Lin Mian Mian often works hard to cook meals and prepare clothes for the emperor. He would gather all the things that he painstakingly created not allowing any of his servants to touch it. For him, it is the responsibility of the wife to take good care of his husband, from preparing his food, washing his clothes, down to warming the bed.


    It was printed on his mind, remembering how his mother doing it when she was still alive.


    However, the love that Lin Mian Mian mostly deserved to receive didn''t happen. Not only he was rejected by the emperor, but often times he would be kicked out from the courtyard. The moment he arrives at the door carrying all the stuffs he made out from his true heart, the concubines would be waiting telling him that the emperor don''t want to see him.


    It seems that these concubines tried currying their favor for the next month''s favoritism issue now that Yan JinLong''s attention was away from his ''current playmate''. But it seems that they are also thrashed out by the man who gets colder and colder every time because of the war.


    He just lost one of his best generals so it is normal for Yan JinLong to become impatient. He has ministers and younger comrades who can fight the war with no problems. But it is different without the guidance of an elder. General Lin is a veteran in war since the times of the old emperor. Having an elder on their sides makes them feel secure and guided.


    Still, Lin Mian Mian did not stop from worrying. He puts more effort in wanting to take good care of the emperor but he was always thrown outside. After the two weeks of constantly wasting his effort and love, the emperor left only exchanging a few words to Lin Mian Mian. Though short, these words are enough for him to continue loving the emperor.


    But oh well, he was really stupid to believe that things like true love actually existed.


    Now, when the new soul entered the body, Lin Mian Mian is not ignorant of what is real and what is not. Receiving the past memories of the original body helped him to understand who should deserve the most love. So instead of following the original script of going to the court to send the emperor the ''cherished'' goods the original Lin Mian Mian painstakingly created, he decided to do the otherwise by silently staying on his courtyard unmoved.


    This action not only gives him more benefits, it also lessens his presence away from the harem. The original Lin Mian Mian is a white lotus, that''s why he wasn''t able to see the schemes behind the backs of the green tea bitches. He thought that those kind smiles are real and he was trusted like a sibling. For a person who never experienced hardship will never survive living in the palace. More or less, he will be the first one to kneel down and bow.


    Lin Mian Mian, if possible, has no plans in meeting the harem. But the timeline insisted that they will meet once, especially the two week period where the emperor is busy collecting his army to the war. The encounter is only short, yet, left a deep impression to the both parties.


    The concubines had never seen Lin Mian Mian. They only heard that the new member is beautiful, like all of them. So none of them is envious. After all, they already have their own princes with the emperor. Even if this new harem member also gives birth to another son, it will still not change the fact that it''s the least born and far from the position of the heir. So the harem is not worried.


    But when they saw the portrait of the ger, all of the ladies reacted in alarm. Not only this Lin Mian Mian is beautiful, he is really very beautiful to the point of a goddess beauty. Plus, his beauty not only stands physically but also his inner self is filled with white virtue. He has influence to the military; almost half of the palace''s soldiers are General Lin''s troop warriors.


    If he wanted, Lin Mian Mian can oppress the emperor of making him an empress. But because he is a very kind jerk who can''t even slap a mosquito away, he didn''t use his advantages very well so other people used it at their disposal.


    Give and take: Lin Mian Mian gave them the chance and they took it without restraints.


    So, the trigger of the plot would be on the third week after their marriage. To not activate the death flag, Lin Mian Mian will go against the flow.


    The servants who are thinking in advance on how to stop their kind master to do the tedious jobs were surprise to see Lin Mian Mian not doing anything. On the first day the emperor is gone, instead of worrying, Lin Mian Mian indulge them to play Chinese chess with him. Lu Mao and Fu Xing were both excited and played with the young master. The ladies also stayed, sending snack and drinks to the guys that are happily playing on the courtyard.


    Though, something is bothering Lin Mian Mian throughout the whole week. According to his memories, the news about the border invasion should arrive on the first day of the third week. He was expecting to have some resistance knowing that the emperor now knows about the drugs that he inflicted to the man. Yet, not only did the news came a day ahead, but also the emperor let him go, which makes him a bit skeptical about the run through of the story.


    Well, thinking logically, there is really a huge difference in this world from the original Lin Mian Mian''s world. In this world, the soul residing Lin Mian Mian is a transmigrator from the twenty first century. The servants of the original Lin Mian Mian also experienced rebirth. The events that should happen according to the timeline were changed drastically, to avoid one thing to happen after the other.


    He then concluded that this life is different. After all, none of the players is the same. Then, is it possible that Lin Mian Mian can avoid the original''s fate even though he will not do anything to change it? Because even if the original Lin Mian Mian will stay, with the help of his reincarnated servants, he can escape the horrible fate.


    Lin Mian Mian shook his head. Even though that conclusion is true, the fact that the future was changed and unknown, he could not let his guard down. He should be more vigilant knowing that things started to deviate from the original plot. Even though he has the golden finger of the future events, if the emperor has the protagonist halo, what''s the use?


    Today marked the seventh day of Lin Mian Mian''s seclusion in his courtyard. His daily life is getting comfortable with just idly playing and chatting around. The servants are in peace, cleaning the courtyard and serving their master with satisfaction. Sometimes, their master will let them just play and goof around, making the isolated place lively than usual.


    On the courtyard, a majestic figure can be found eating some pork stuffed dumplings. This dumpling was created by truly yours and Lin Mian Mian is very proud of it. The servants are nowhere in sight, probably doing their tasks as servants. Even though Lin Mian Mian is kind to the point of not overseeing their work, they still never took it for granted and worked as they were assigned.


    Lin Mian Mian took a few bites but it already stuffed his cheeks full. He chewed in a daze thinking what might happen to the original Lin Mian Mian if he didn''t fell in love with the emperor. He could have a happy life, or at least a peaceful one. And the kid that he wanted...


    Truth be told, Lin Mian Mian started to develop some feelings towards the emperor. Those two weeks almost destroyed his mental fortress, leaving a dent to the iron fence. Despite the grudge of the original owner of the body, nobody can stop him from having feelings. After all, the emperor does really have the potential of being a lover.


    If only he''s not a fuccboi.


    Maybe this one week of allowance made him clear of his intentions. The feelings will develop if the two strangers will always stay together, especially on his situation in which he has to sleep with the emperor every night. By creating a distance between them, the feelings will follow after, and the infatuation the two are sharing will eventually collapse.


    By just thinking of those stinking feeling of love makes Lin Mian Mian feel sour.


    The maids finished cleaning the room and headed out to check their master. They found Lin Mian Mian still sitting on the stone bench eating the food he made. They remember that from the past life Lin Mian Mian brought the same food to feed the emperor. And now, he''s the one eating it.


    Lin Mian Mian noticed the kids so he called them over to eat. The maids know their position so they only walked closer and stood beside their master. Lin Mian Mian urged them to sit beside him but the kids didn''t budge so he didn''t ask further.


    He is about to share the plate of dumplings when he noticed that it is empty. Blinking, the twenty dumplings that earlier resided the plate is all gone. It seems that Lin Mian Mian has been munching the whole platter in daze without noticing that he ate the whole twenty pieces in one go. This only made him embarrassed, slowly lowering his head to hide his face.


    I''m not really a glutton ah!


    But actually, Lin Mian Mian is a heavy eater. He is a man and since birth eating is his favorite hobby. He can actually eat many bowls of rice with a few side dishes, three bowls of extra large bowl of ramen, and still have an empty pouch for desserts. He can eat whatever food you give him, even the street foods is gourmet for him.


    Though, he mostly hated those five star restaurants that serves a hundred bucks for an inch size of food. Lin Mian Mian would rather eat packs of noodles than to spend huge amount of money for a crumble of some seasoned dishes. Or he''d rather just drink some water if he needed to quench his hunger.


    But for the record, his body never gets fat despite the millions of carbs intake per day.


    Finishing twenty dumplings is an easy feat for Lin Mian Mian. What''s more, he still has the say to eat more. But he kept this urge inside his heart (and stomach) because the original Lin Mian Mian never eats that much.


    ''That must be the reason why he is weak ah'', he though, still bowing his head to avoid the giggles of the ladies.


    But the maids did not think that eating twenty dumplings is wrong. From the past, the original Lin Mian Mian is really worried sick for the emperor that he has no appetite to eat. He would only sip a little from the chicken soup they prepare, or only eat a few spoons from the congee. This only made his already frail body to become weaker that caused his health to simply deteriorate.


    So, will they get mad if their master decided to stop thinking about the emperor and eat more? No! Of course, not! They would love to give him more food that now he''s getting more meat from the previous all skins and bones. It shows from both of his arms and legs that''s getting more plump each day.


    Yue patted the back of her master. She knows that Lin Mian Mian is just shy to ask for more. Han Luli knows the signal so she quickly ran off to get other dumplings and some refreshments from the kitchen. Lin Mian Mian''s ears started to redden showing his intense embarrassment.


    "Master, would you like to see the Emperor?" Yue suddenly asked.


    The maid knows how the old Lin Mian Mian loved the emperor and is afrais that his master is only hiding his feelings. Lin Mian Mian faced the servant with a skeptical look. He only raised his brows, and then shook his head as if shrugging. This made the ladies happy.


    Han Luli brought another plate of dumplings and added some soy sauce. Lin Mian Mian can no longer hide his drool as he consumed each piece in a flash. The maids only giggled and joked that their master will get fat. The shameless glutton who denies that he is a glutton will only sway his hair to the side like a spoiled brat with cheeks filled with food like a squirrel.


    Eventually, the sky slowly darkened. The maids prepared for their master''s dinner. Despite the food that he already consumed, he still needed dinner because a healthy man should eat three times a day. And a super healthy man should eat five times a day. Maybe Lin Mian Mian is a super healthy man?


    Lu Mao finished attending his eunuch responsibilities and returned to the Lin Court bringing a few baskets of fresh fruits. It''s the season of bananas and the Head Minister handed him a few pieces saying that it''s a gift for the new wife. Lu Mao did not refuse and happily brought it out.


    Lin Mian Mian saw the bunch and took one to taste. He then told Lu Mao to bring it with him to the kitchen. The ladies who are busy attending the food was surprised to see their young master come in. Is he already that hungry that he needed to come to the kitchen to steal some food?


    "No, no, I''m still okay," Lin Mian Mian quickly said. Well, he is really full from the delicacy earlier. But this will not stop him from eating more. "It''s just that Xiao Mao brought some bananas and fruits and I thought I should make some fruit salad."


    The four children tilted their head in confusion. "Fruit salad?"


    Lin Mian Mian slipped his tongue and flinched. Oh, they didn''t have fruit salad in this place? He nervously chuckled wondering how he can escape from this predicament. So, using his mind for once, Lin Mian Mian told the children that it was a dish that he suddenly invented while looking at the fruits. The children did not ask and just wanted to know what is this marvelous discovery their master thought off.


    The maids quickly finished feeding their master and cleaned all the used bowls. Lin MIan Mian took charge of the mini cooking show exhibiting his outstanding cooking skills to everyone. Lin Mian Mian loves to eat so he should know how to cook. Making salads and whatnot is a simple thing despite the ancient materials they have on the kitchen.


    Lin Mian Mian sliced the fruits into dice and halves. Then he placed everything on a nice bowl. He already asked Lu Mao for some fresh milk and cold water. Since ice cube isn''t something that exists in this world, to which another slip of the tongue for our dear Lin Mian Mian, cold water is present. He told the kids that he would teach them making ''ice cubes'' once winter comes.


    So, he tried beating the cow milk very fast to make it viscous (A/N: I''m sorry, I don''t know the term for it. I only know that it is synonymous to viscous.) As a self-proclaimed master chef, beating the milk is very easy. It almost made the kids seeing him like a super saiyan or something.


    The milks became creamy and he poured it down to the fruits. The fruits are washed and chilled by the cold water. He didn''t mix it but only pour the white substance atop as if covering the fruits with a layer of snow. The children watched with the delight as the sweet scent started drift unto their noses.


    Lin Mian Mian is not stingy so he handed bowls to the kids. They were reluctant to eat knowing that it was their master''s creation. Do they have the right to eat it like that? But Lin Mian Mian ordered them to do so or else he will not let them enter the Lin Court so the kids are ''forced'' to eat it.


    Once new with the taste, the kids beam in utter excitement after tasting the food. It''s just fruit and some milk, yet they did not expect that the duo would create such relish. Lin Mian Mian smiled as he sat down, forking one banana, and eat it with delight.


    He watched as the kids happily chatter saying that this is the best food they ate. Lu Mao did not talk and hastily ate his piece never hesitating to ask more. Lin Mian Mian is more delighted and added huge chunks. The ladies followed and requested to add more cream to their fruits.


    Well, kids should be happy like this. Not to do some shitty hard work.


    Zhou Ning, whose excitement reached top notched, suddenly asked her master: "Master Lin, when we''re finally out from the palace, will you also cook food like this?"


    Yue and Han Luli become silent. Lu Mao who is silently eating paused and look at the maid before shifting his gaze to the master. They are still planning the ways on how to escape from the palace. They already have the route on their hands. The only problem would be Lin Mian Mian''s position in the harem.


    He''s already married with the emperor. Even though he would be thrown over later, that event is still far away. Now, he is not only the favored wife, he is also an important figure. If Lin Mian Mian will suddenly leave the palace, the warriors under General Lin will no doubt also leave the emperor. The war on the borders is a serious business. They can''t let danger to come.


    What''s the use of saving their master if the outside world is more dangerous?


    But Lin Mian Mian did not think of it seriously as he noticed the tense atmosphere. He simply pinched the worried face of Lu Mao and said gently: "Of course, once we are out we will become poor. We can use this to earn money."


    The kids sighed in relief and the happy atmosphere returned.


    "Then, then, what will master call the shop? I am sure master''s shop will become the best!" Han Luli exclaimed.


    "It can be sugar candy because this ¡®fruit salad¡¯ tastes like fruit candies," Yue suggested.


    "Hmmm..." Lin Mian Mian cutely tapped his cheeks while looking up as if thinking. "But I want to open a noodles shop."


    [A/N: Mian Mian means noodles, I think. I dunno. As what I know, Mian Mian is a food name. I forgot.]


    The kids laughed heartily.


    "Well, whatever we do once I''m out from this place, I''ll make sure to take good care of you," Lin Mian Mian continued. "It''s not too late to teach you how to read and write. I want you little children to grow smart and healthy."


    The servants almost cried. It must be them serving their master but Lin Mian Mian went ahead and announced his superiority. Among the children, he is the only one who has the valid ''adult supervision''. It was his responsibility to teach these children, give them food and shelter, and prepare them for the next generation.


    However, the happy smiles from the faces of the children went upside down. Lin Mian Mian was surprised with their reaction especially that they are looking behind him. Slowly, Lin Mian Mian turned his head to look who was present when suddenly he was dragged out from his seat. A strong force carried him towards the door of his room and closed it with a loud bang.


    The four children paled seeing how the emperor took Lin Mian Mian away, wondering if he heard everything from the start.


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 009 : The Tame Dragon and His Tears

    The Lin Court is lively again. Fu Xing who just finished his job heard the hearty laughter. They are still a few meters away yet the loud voices of the people are quite merry. He''s excited to join the fun if only he''s not with an important person. He sneered, wanting to toss this important person away. But how can he do that? How can he kick the emperor out from the Lin Court without courting his death?


    Fu Xing is about to announce the arrival of the emperor when his mouth was suddenly sealed shut. He turned around to look at the only person who could have activated the mouth-binding spell. The emperor ignored the young warrior and headed towards the house silently.


    Yan JinLong can faintly hear the laughter of his beloved as he excitedly positioned himself in front of the door. For the first time in the completely grumpy week, the cold and stoic emperor emitted a flash blinding genuine smile by just hearing Lin Mian Mian''s voice. It has some kind of magic, making his ice driven heart to suddenly melt. Somehow, just listening to his voice is not enough.


    He wanted to see him.


    Yan JinLong wanted to see him.


    This week, he thought he could survive without seeing his new wife. He thought that he could manage by just doing it alone, not wanting to involve Lin Mian Mian to the military affairs. His father, whom Yan JinLong respected so much, died in the war. He doesn''t have the courage to bring Lin Mian Mian to the place where his beloved father died.


    Yet, he had some expectations... expectations that Lin Mian Mian will voluntarily come to his court to serve him. But it didn''t happen.


    Never.


    He heaved a sigh. Yan JinLong stared at the flower he illegally picked from the gardens he passed by, imagining the reactions of the gardeners the moment they saw the high grade flowers gone. He chuckled, sniffing the flowers for a while, and then proceeded to knock the door when his ears sharply heard the most unexpected words that he will hear in his whole life.


    "Well, whatever we do once I''m out from this place, I''ll make sure to take good care of you..."


    Those words is clearly from the only adult person inside the house, Lin Mian Mian. Suddenly, the emperor''s face darkened as he gripped tightly to the flowers he brought. The bright colored red petals was suddenly clenched dripping red juices to the ground. Fu Xing who wanted to warn the people inside can''t help but to get pale while the mouth-binding spell is still active.


    Lin Mian Mian... is planning to get out from the palace?


    A lot of ideas swarmed inside Yan JinLong''s mind as his feelings started to stir. For the whole week, the emperor endured the loneliness of being away to his beloved trying to work without fail. He always reminds his self that he is doing this for his beloved and for the country that he loved. He will put all of his effort to make his family safe away from danger.


    Yet that family wanted to leave him alone...


    There is a limit for his endurance because the emperor is not a god. On the third day without seeing Lin Mian Mian, Yan JinLong reluctantly asked Minister Chang if ever his wife visited him on his study or even roamed around to ask if he''s doing fine. The minister only shook his head sideways with all honesty wondering why this emperor who never cares about his concubines started seeing the new wife in a good light.


    Then he remembered that one time where he has to do the job of the emperor when Yan JinLong skipped the daily court meeting. And that reason for the absence is also because of this certain wife.


    Yan JinLong returned to his work but his mood isn''t getting better. He often scolded the young generals for small reasons like arriving late even though they arrived in ten seconds after the summon. This did not affect the generals because Minister Chang told them secretly that the emperor is just love sick and wanted his wife. Yet, that wife did not even bat an eye and continuously ignored him.


    The generals, who are also the emperor''s childhood friends, would just laugh the moment they are out as they endured the trash talk the ancient fuccboi mercilessly sputters. The anger is not only limited to these high-profiled people, but also to the servants. Once, a maid accidentally stumbled while passing to the weirdly wide opened door of the emperor''s study that is usually close.


    The maid didn''t do anything but the way Yan JinLong scolded her feels like she owed her life to a loan shark that she never borrowed money from. On the next days, Yan JinLong continuously asked Minister Chang about a certain visitor and the minister will always have the same head shaking motion. This only made Yan JinLong to have low efficiency on his work making mistakes here and there.


    Well, on the fifth day, somebody did visit the emperor. Yan JinLong isn''t smiling but the aura around him almost shouts that he won the lottery and need not to work anymore. But that happiness was quickly extinguished when the wife that he expected to come is different from the wife that was on the door. It was one of his concubines trying to earn a favorable position while the emperor is away from Lin Mian Mian.


    Not only did he flay the lady out, he even made the concubine stay in the cold palace for a month. The concubine who was suddenly wronged asked for forgiveness but Yan JinLong only sneered at her and returned to his study. The concubine was sent to the cold palace wondering what mistake she has done to deserve this punishment.


    The next day, another concubine came to visit. The harem thought that the first lady was on the wrong timing to come. Also, that concubine isn''t really the top player of the harem and is only playing without any special skill. What made that lady believe that she is special is because of the VIP passes that she bought to earn bonus points despite the mistakes done during the game.


    [A/N: It was a game analogy if ever somebody gets confused with the terms...]


    So the second concubine that came believed that she has the charms to get the emperor''s attention and paraded herself while carrying some food that her maid cooked. She welcomed herself despite Minister Chang''s advice to not disturb the emperor for the whole week. And so, the second person entered the cold palace with a longer stay lasting for two months.


    It took three concubines for the harem to learn a lesson. The third lady who interrupted the emperor not only have a six months stay in the cold palace, she was also slapped and personally thrown by the emperor out. The concubines who are watching saw the rage and decided to stop playing the game and let the emperor cool off.


    Thus, out of the twelve concubines, three are already eliminated.


    Though, the concubines also expected that Lin Mian Mian would come to serve the emperor. After all, the emperor''s infatuation towards him is still on the period. And if ever Lin Mian Mian do come visit, they will use any means to drive him away by saying that the emperor didn''t want to see him.


    Though, Lin Mian Mian didn''t really come that made them loss face instead.


    The next days are silent and achingly awkward. Minister Chang who can no longer handle the dark clouds filling the whole study room took his life''s worth courage of kicking the emperor out. He told Yan JinLong to meet his wife right now or else the whole kingdom will suffer. Anyone can see how the minister who is still very young started to get bald by constantly pulling his hair out from frustrations.


    Yan JinLong liked the idea and forgave the rude man as he called Fu Xing to escort him to the Lin Court. Fu Xing, who is part of ''Protect The Mian Mian'' squad, never thought that the emperor would be planning to meet the master. After all, in his past life, the emperor ignored Lin Mian Mian for the whole two weeks.


    All those events lead to the current setting where the emperor is standing like some statue in front of the door. And it is also because of those events that made the emperor realize that Lin Mian Mian whom he started to truly love didn''t love him.


    It is like a slap to his face.


    Fu Xing was scared wondering what the emperor will do. But somehow, Yan JinLong didn''t get angry. Instead, his face becomes calmer- and that only made him scarier. He threw the crushed flowers to the side and opened the door yelling ''surprise madofaka!''.


    No, that''s not what happened. This is not some birthday party crap or busts your wife in her adultery schemes. Instead, it''s the ''Lin Mian Mian was caught red handed and is now become a goner'' as the emperor did not wait any protest and grabbed the person he wanted the most and carried him to the nearby room. He quickly latched the locks not letting anyone to leave the door without his permission.


    The shocked Lin Mian Mian who wished that the emperor will become gentle this time was tossed to the bed. Thanks to all the sponsors of the pillows and mattress that it was too soft to not harm the adorable transmigrator - call us right now and you will also get extra sheets whenever it gets dirty after the nightly passion!


    Before Lin Mian Mian could do her deception skills, the emperor quickly boarded above him. His wrists were pinned on the headboard with only one hand while the other hand is already opening his robes exposing his creamy white chest. Lin Mian Mian protested but it was quickly muffled by the emperor''s rough kissing.


    Lin Mian Mian was resisting, moving his face sideways to avoid the attack but the emperor clenched his chin to stay in place. His legs are parted away as the emperor rubbed his knees to his (LMM) groin. Lin Mian Mian groaned as he was slowly submitting to the man.


    The kiss was rough, hot, wild, and crazy. The rational Lin Mian Mian could not help but to get weak as his resolve started to loosen up. The emperor let go of his wrist and continued in opening his robes until his whole body is now exposed. Yan JinLong purposely not removes the whole cloth and let the fabric cling erotically to his wife.


    After the long kiss, Yan JinLong panted as he rested his forehead to Lin Mian Mian''s shoulders. Lin Mian Mian, with his half-opened eyes, also tried catching his breath as his chest heave up and down due to the sudden shock and excitement. Yan JinLong moved to nibble his earlobe and plant some hickeys while his hands wandered around Lin Mian Mian''s body.


    Lin Mian Mian started crying, the tip of his eyes glistening with tears. You can''t blame the man. He was really scared when the emperor suddenly appeared. The moment he saw the dark expression of Yan JinLong, he knows that he will be dead. His body trembled from the touch that not only made Yan JinLong stop, but also made his heart sad.


    The emperor planted one sweet kiss to Lin Mian Mian''s forehead wanting him to stop crying. He then licks the bitter tears, urging the wife to look at him. Lin Mian Mian opened his eyes and looks at the emperor with fear. Yan JinLong smiled depressingly, kissing Lin Mian Mian in a rather gentler way on his lips.


    "You... You will leave me alone?" Yan JinLong said, a bit choking after he let go of the kiss. Somehow, Lin Mian Mian''s mouth tasted fruits and milk.


    Lin Mian Mian did not answer and evaded his eyes. In this moment, Lin Mian Mian can no longer maintain his straight face. It was fear that makes people submissive, and he is really scared right now. He thought that he could handle these emotions very well. But once he was placed in a very dangerous situation, he can''t do anything than to cry.


    Not receiving an answer, Yan JinLong moved away from Lin Mian Mian and lay beside him. He pulled the younger man to his embrace; wrapping Lin Mian Mian tightly in fear that the moment he let go the man will slip pass through his fingers. There was an ache in his heart saying that the moment this person will be gone is also the end of his life.


    The emperor never cries, but from just hearing his heart Lin Mian Mian can tell that he was mourning.


    It has been a week since these two separated. One could say that distance makes the attracting forces weaker. The concept is the same with how magnets work. The wider the distance between the two opposite poles, the weakest the force would be. Their relationship can still be compared to Van der Waals forces.


    However, when did love follow the concept of effin physics? Not only did they felt closer before, the two figures can feel the pull of their hearts getting stronger. And that''s why Yan JinLong is hurting. His heart was being smashed by the whole world.


    On the other hand, Lin Mian Mian was confused as of the moment. His heart wasn''t able to stop pumping since earlier. He blamed it from the fear and sudden excitement because he was stimulated. Yet, now that they are only hugging, his heart''s loud beating severely increased making all the blood rush towards his head.


    This emperor... why am I feeling like this?


    The mint scent the emperor always has on his body calmed Lin Mian Mian''s nerves. Instead of pushing him away, his body reacted the otherwise, snuggling his head to the man''s broad chest. This way he can hear Yan JinLong''s heart more clearly. The emperor who was still in distress pulled the man closer as he shifted to a more comfortable position.


    "Will you leave me?" He asked the third time. And for the third time, Lin Mian Mian has no answer.


    Even though they are already tied, the fact that they don''t share the same feelings made Yan JinLong paranoid. He lowered his head to kiss Lin Mian Mian''s hair thrice, enclosing him to a tighter hug.


    "I won''t let you go..." he declared. "And if you run away I will still chase you."


    If he wanted to deserve Lin Mian Mian''s love, then he should work hard for it. Yan JinLong made an oath to the gods to forever chase Lin Mian Mian even to the other life. Lin Mian Mian who has fallen asleep from the tears did not know about this oath.


    And that promise made the two of them chase in a lifetime forever. But the story is not on that point yet.

 010 : Placing Yourself In Other Shoes

    There could have been a misunderstanding.


    From the start, Lin Mian Mian followed the memories of the original soul. Each thought and actions are taken from the past events that will lead to the original''s demise. To avoid reaching his death after five years, Lin Mian Mian vowed to do the opposite and act as silent as possible. In this way, he will be able to grant the wishes of the original soul and to live the extended life he was given.


    Lin Mian Mian was able to trace the points of conflict that caused the original soul to perish.


    One - General Lin''s death. If General Lin did not die, his testament of marrying Lin Mian Mian to Yan JinLong could have been voided. General Lin''s death is inevitable, yet, it played a huge role of Lin Mian Mian''s suffering. If only he did not include this ''marriage proposal'' on his dying will, Lin Mian Mian could have been living a free and simple life away from the palace schemes.


    Lin Mian Mian did not know why General Lin suddenly wanted his son to marry the emperor. Even though he received all the memories clearly, the original Lin Mian Mian isn''t really that close to his father. Yes, the original did loved his doting father but the times that they are together are only limited. After all, General Lin is always on the battlefield training his soldiers while Lin Mian Mian is busy with his education.


    With that reason, Lin Mian Mian is not aware of General Lin''s relationship with Yan JinLong. What he all know is that the emperor trusted the general so much that he leaves his back on the old man to protect. For what reason the general decided to give his son to the bastard is unknown, and this made Lin Mian Mian question the credibility of the original soul''s memory.


    Well, Lin Mian Mian wasn''t able to avoid this conflict so he temporarily kept this idea aside on the back of his mind.


    Two - The twelve green tea-bitches from the Imperial Harem. If not with the schemes of Imperial Harem did Lin Mian Mian will not lose his ability to give birth. Their involvement in this case caused the greatest impact of the story. It was the Imperial Harem that made Lin Mian Mian''s life miserable that lead him to commit suicide.


    Now, this point made Lin Mian Mian wonder. Why does the Imperial Harem wanted to eliminate the thirteenth concubine? There are no reasons to suddenly antagonize the original Lin Mian Mian because the man himself isn''t capable of making trouble. The original Lin Mian Mian is so kind to the point that he will give his heart to anyone who needed it without thinking twice.


    And if they are worried because he was ger, Lin Mian Mian is still an average one. He can give birth to sons, which is a fact. But there''s a high chance that his sons will not be part of the competition of getting the crown. After all, the first-born is already near the coming of age and the succeeding princes are also old enough to become the emperor. Lin Mian Mian''s sons are decades away to become part of it.


    Also, Lin Mian Mian will surely rather want his children to live a happy and simple life than to rule over the kingdom.


    Then, why do they want to eliminate the thirteenth concubine?


    Lin Mian Mian is being favored by the emperor, which is normal for the one-month romance bastard. If they are worried that he will bear children, then why are they not worried when the other females from the harem constantly give birth to princes in each year? Why bully the newcomer?


    He has no answer in this question that made Lin Mian Mian to become more vigilant. He might not able to avoid the first point of conflict but this one is still coming. He has to think of ways to trap these bitches in a sink hole and expose their blackened hearts.


    Third and the last point - Yan JinLong raping Lin Mian Mian. Not only did the bastard man defile the purity of Lin Mian Mian but he also destroyed the remaining dignity left from the pure being. During this time, the original Lin Mian Mian was still mourning from his sudden complication; yet, the emperor only poured corrosive salt to the already rotting wound. He only made the broken doll to shatter.


    If ever this incident happened in the modern times, Lin Mian Mian will not think twice to punch the bastard''s nose, kick his balls until he can no longer bear children, and beat the whole life out from him. He will not care if he''s the emperor or the president of some first world countries. What he cared about is the crime that he committed and the greatest punishment that should be given.


    No matter what kind of situation is, rape is a crime. May it be a girl or a boy, rape is a crime. Lin Mian Mian hated this the most.


    Though, despite the disgust residing his heart, he still wanted to know why the emperor suddenly decided to rape the original. The news that the thirteenth wife suddenly became colorless spread like wildfire. The people who know the poor child could only pity the man knowing that he has fallen to the schemes made the palace. However, none of them wanted to execute the concubine. Actually, if the emperor decided to throw the concubine away, the town people will wholeheartedly accept the young man with open arms.


    Then, what made the emperor do that to Lin Mian Mian? Is he mad? If Lin Mian Mian suddenly becomes colorless, then why not exile the person than to continuously made him suffer? Why not just give him lashes or execute him to death? Why not just leave him alone?


    Lin Mian Mian is right with the emperor''s wrongdoings. But what he did also realized is that all of these points are only taken from the original Lin Mian Mian''s perspective. What the other think or the causes of their actions are all unknown and hidden. Lin Mian Mian did suffer from these people. But nobody knows that they might also be suffering from the same deed...


    Which is true.


    Lin Mian Mian did not know that from the other side, the emperor is also suffering. He did not know that the person who loved him the most suffered the full blow, and in order to protect his beloved, that person has to sacrifice everything - including his happiness.


    His memories ended after he killed himself. What happened after is a mystery. When the original Lin Mian Mian died, what happened to the emperor? What did he do the moment he saw the cold body of his beloved? What actions did he make after realizing that the person that made his puzzling life complete has left him alone in this cruel world?


    Did he also suffer?


    Lin Mian Mian opened his eyes. The memories of the original Lin Mian Mian will never cease to remind him the cruelty he received, yet, it never became a nightmare. After all, the original Lin Mian Mian viewed the world differently. Despite the hate and anger hidden deep in his subconscious, he still loves this person.


    Lin Mian Mian still loved Yan JinLong.


    The morning arrived with no problem. The sun is still beaming bright today, still billions of years away from its destruction. The sky has been lit bright with the blue sky sheltering the feathery clouds floating aloof. The birds are already hours awake, feeding their young ones with their early catch. The servants and working commoners are on the streets making the daily bustling city noisy with happy voices again.


    Lin Mian Mian caught sight of the sunlight as it passes through the slits of the curtains. He raised his arms to cover the bright light, though it did not annoy him the least. The sunlight isn''t painful to the skin unlike the modern Earth. In this era, the sun is still skin friendly. This movement made the person beside him to tighten the already tight hug. Lin Mian Mian shifted to look at the huge man caging him on his arms.


    Yan JinLong is already awake. He has been, about two hours ago. The emperor''s body clock wakes him up as early as five in the morning. That is due to the preparations that he needed to do before attending the daily court meetings. Yet, the emperor is still on the bed with his wife, ignoring the incoming sounds of that certain minister that will surely pester him about his responsibilities of being the nation''s most important leader.


    Why he is still beside his wife? The answer is simple. He wanted to watch his beloved sleep. He wanted to see Lin Mian Mian to have a calm and secured sleep inside his arms. Occasionally, he would kiss his hair or his forehead, and when trickster hare suddenly suggested to maybe touching him a bit, that, he would also do it. Well, his touches is only limited to kissing the adorable pink lips, or to lick the pale cinnabar, or leave a trail of strawberries on his neck down to his collar, or to taste a bit from his perking nubs...


    Yan JinLong is a pervert. And he''s proud of it.


    Lin Mian Mian is still in a daze when he found the emperor beside him. He wasn''t aware that he was half naked, or that he was totally in a very dangerous situation. He was feeling comfortable and safe that it took him time to realize that he was sleeping side by side with a fuccboi. His eyes widened in fear as his body jerked up to escape.


    This reaction saddens the emperor but he did not let go. Instead, he leaned his body closer to the scared young man and kissed his forehead. Lin Mian Mian is still tense, but he loosens up when he realized that the emperor is soothing him.


    "Good Morning, baby," Yan JinLong said.


    Lin Mian Mian did not reply, he has no obligation to do so.


    Yan JinLong noticed that Lin Mian Mian''s eyes are still swollen from crying. So he reached out to wipe off the dried tears on the corner. Lin Mian Mian let the man do it. At least, Yan JinLong is gentle. He did not rush.


    "Will you really leave me?" Yan JinLong asked. Lin Mian Mian did not answer him last night, and still did not answer him now. The emperor never met anyone who never answered his questions still alive, yet he was tolerating this stubborn wife. He kissed Lin Mian Mian''s forehead once again to show his love.


    It''s okay. He can wait for his answers forever.


    Lin Mian Mian carefully recorded Yan JinLong''s actions. He noticed that the emperor this time is gentler than those two weeks that they are together. Also... what the hell is this man doing here in his courtyard? Isn''t the emperor should be staying on his study for two weeks until he gathered all his troops for war? Yan JinLong noticed the strong gaze of his wife and smiled.


    "Did you miss me?" He asked.


    Miss you, my ass.


    Yan JinLong: I did miss your ass. (A/n: hA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA I CRI)


    "Then, why did you not visit me on my study? I could have welcomed you," and do his work more efficiently than to mumble all day on how his wife ignored him for the whole week.


    Not only the emperor is willing to have him around, maybe the already angry Minister Chang who is marching his hell down to the Lin Courtyard and ready to drag the emperor out any moment from now will chain Lin Mian Mian to the emperor''s side to make him do his work.


    But Lin Mian Mian controlled his self. He will not fall with this ancient fuccboi''s pickup lines. He said: "But did not the majesty say that he will not be meeting me because of work?"


    And if he does go, the emperor will surely push him away.


    "But it doesn''t mean that you can''t meet me. I can''t meet you because of work, but my arms are always open to welcome you if you come. Why did you not try?"


    Huh? If he try, he will still be pushed away. Why is this emperor insisting...


    Then something hit Lin Mian Mian. The pass few days, he did not try to meet the emperor due to the original Lin Mian Mian''s memory. In that memory, Lin Mian Mian went to the palace bringing the homemade food and the change of clothes. But he was always driven away by the emperor...


    No, there''s something wrong with that phrase. He was indeed driven out, but not by the emperor but by the officials and the concubines who are roaming around. Actually, he did not personally meet the emperor. The only reason why he believes that it was Yan JinLong who did not want to meet him is because they told him that the emperor did not want to meet anyone.


    The emperor did not want to meet anyone...


    He did not specifically say that it was ''Lin Mian Mian''.


    Because during that time, Yan JinLong is ''driving'' away all the visitors because he was expecting ''someone'' to come.


    There is a misunderstanding.


    What if all this time, everything is just a misunderstanding?

 011 : Hot And Spicy Chang Jie

    Lin Mian Mian was stuck on a daze. His mind is processing the new information that he collected. Yan JinLong noticed his wife thinking loudly. Lin Mian Mian is frowning, but that frown is still beautiful. Yan JinLong used his finger to straighten the creases on the young man''s forehead. Lin Mian Mian was suddenly disturbed and looked up, just to accept another kiss from the emperor.


    Right just on time, when the emperor is about to ''eat his morning meal'', a loud bang erupted the door open. Thanks to another sponsor of making the door thick and sturdy that even the navy stepping it open will not cause any dent or damage - there''s only one minute left to avail the promo of Strong Door for your Strong Hold!


    Though, the one stepping on the door isn''t the navy. It was the formidable Minister Chang.


    The moment he opened the door, he quickly recognized the two figures cuddling under the covers. If the minister is from the modern world, one can easily imagine that he is that glasses guy who seems to know everything. He would push the rim of his eyeglasses up with a shine while trying to assess the situation. But he is an ancient man so all he could do is to cough once to get their attention.


    But ah, Yan JinLong just ignored the presence of the minister and proceeded to his meal. He launched his self up pinning the poor Lin Mian Mian down. He first targetted on kissing his earlobes, nibbling it until red, then sloppily kissing his down to his neck. The sucking noises are very erotic that the morning wood, which is a natural phenomenon, is now leaking with juices.


    Minister Chang Jie isn''t the type to easily give up. His poker face just showed that even the emperor will have an orgy in front of him, or wear some pink frilly clothes to cross dress, he will never budge. Instead, he made another forced cough in a louder volume to intentionally catch the emperor''s attention. But Yan JinLong continued his venture now that he was removing the excess clothes from Lin Mian Mian.


    The man is courageous while the other is stubborn; Minister Chang did not give up and coughed more until his throat become hoarse. He sounded like an old man having a tubercolosis. Yan JinLong, who is finally annoyed by the coughing gives up, looks behind him to see eye to eye with the man. Minister Chang, who is not afraid of death, stood up with no malice.


    "What? You need some cough drops or something?" Yan JinLong asked, the obvious irritation is present from his voice.


    "Well, your majesty," Minister Chang beamed a wonderful smile. "Will you allow this lowly servant have his piece of mind?"


    "Mnn." Yan JinLong nodded.


    The minister inhaled a huge deal of air to fill his lungs with oxygen. Then...


    "It''s already eight in the morning. Not only did you not finish doing your work yesterday, you even have the guts to not attend the morning court meeting! Who do you think you are? A vagabond?" Minister Chang hot and chili pepper tongue started rambling his extra spicy words.


    Yan JinLong was not surprised with the attack and only groaned. Minister Chang is his closest confidant. If necessary, Minister Chang will ask the emperor to let him have his way to nag him about palace affairs. Though, Minister Chang Jie never scolds the emperor in front of many people. This time is only an exception.


    However, the poor Lin Mian Mian who doesn''t know about this fact hid under the covers. He was shocked when the minister suddenly barged in. He intended to dig a hole and bury his self if not only did the emperor started touching him. He is the private type of guy, a person who wanted to do sex with lights off.


    The devil may care attitude of Minister Chang ignored Lin Mian Mian. Well, he is not related to whatever these guys are doing. Who cares if they fuck from morning to night? Who cares if they roll over the sheets whole day? He will never care as long as the person will do his job responsibly. Or else, Minister Chang Jie will personally drag the person out even if he was in the middle of doing it .


    Yan JinLong just ignored the raging Minister, pulled Lin Mian Mian from the covers, and hugged him. Lin Mian Mian resisted from embarrassment so he turned around and covered his face with his hands. Yan JinLong did not care with whatever position his wife wanted. He instead rested his head to the crook of his (LMM) neck as he inhaled the soothing smell of Lin Mian Mian.


    And what do you think Minister Chang do?


    Well, he was becoming a volcano and ready to burst out. His face is all red, and if only a human can have more than thirty-seven degrees body temperature, Minister Chang has already burned the whole palace. He wanted to scold the lazy fuccboi who only know how to fuck.


    "Emperor Yan JinLong, we are on war. If you neglect your duties more, we will face the greatest defeat in history," he exclaimed. "I''d rather be killed in a guillotine than to be recorded as the weak link in the future''s history book. So don''t blame me if I suddenly drag you out from this bed and throw you to your throne to work."


    "Why would we face defeat? We have you. You can do the job." Yan JinLong muttered, licking Lin Mian Mian''s nape.


    "I''m not the emperor," you damn traitor. What? So do I have also to do your work? Do I also have to sign your papers? Do I also need to do all the damn chores in this house? What did you take me for? Your butler? Your assistant? I''m a fucking minister you asshole!


    Lin Mian Mian noticed the minister ready to commit seppuku so he turned around to face the emperor. Yan JinLong is just only teasing Minister Chang and is ready to go and do his job. But he will not do it without receiving a prize. Lin Mian Mian is very clear about it. By just the way how Yan JinLong winked at him, he knows what he wanted to get.


    "Jin," Lin Mian Mian called his name after a few days of separation. Yan JinLong raised his brows with complete satisfaction.


    "Yes?" He lazily replied.


    "You must go do your job," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "Okay," Yan JinLong agreed. "And what should I benefit from doing that?"


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to follow Minister Chang and do the seppuku together. But he loved his life and it is his second chance of living so he continued.


    "I will see you later," he said.


    "Okay!"


    Yan JinLong, before he left his wife on the bed, he first kissed the young man senseless. Lin Mian Mian nearly fainted from the rough kiss that he almost have to bring his lungs out and squeeze it to trap some oxygen to make it work. His brain also sounded the alarm of warning saying that the body is close to suffocating. Yan JinLong licked his lips clean watching his masterpiece.


    The servants of Lin Mian Mian actually did not leave the courtyard. The moment they saw the Minister coming, they held all their hope to save their master. It''s just that Minister Chang is very scary in his current state that even touching him will detonate the bomb. The emperor commanded them to prepare his bath, and so, the little kids hurried their little steps.


    It only took the emperor a few minutes to clean his self and prepare to depart. Minister Chang waited on the porch, fanning his self. The little maids handed him some refreshments as he waited. During this time, Lin Mian Mian managed to find his clothes and wore it at least decently. He walked out to the porch and apologized to the Minister.


    "Your Lady, you don''t have to apologize. It is your responsibility to support the emperor," Minister Chang said. Well, what ''support'' he was meant, it''s up to Lin Mian Mian to decipher it.


    Lin Mian Mian could not say anything. Actually, from the original Lin Mian Mian memories, the young man only met Minister Chang twice. The first meeting is when Minister Chang escorted Lin Mian Mian from the Lin Household to the palace. The second meeting is during the marriage ceremony. Other than that, they never meet again.


    This is the reason why he was having a hard time on thinking on how he should deal with him. The problem of only relying to memories comes when uninvited guests come. Lin Mian Mian has no idea what role Minister Chang Jie have on his life. He could be an ally, or an enemy. He thought of observing this person further to know if he can be a factor that can help him escape the palace.


    He might be Yan JinLong''s right hand, but, Chang Jie is also a minister. His power is enough to eliminate a member of the harem. If he can prove that Chang Jie is useful then he will involve him on his future escape from the palace.


    Minister Chang Jie who has no idea what the new concubine is thinking drank his refreshment leisurely. He was thinking, watching the actions of the concubine carefully. Indeed, Lin Mian Mian is a beautiful being. He defined the beauty of the harem physically. His skills are also topnotch, having specialized the five subjects in mastery.


    In addition, his background is nowhere close to normal. He is the son of the most respected general that brought a thousand trophies to their empire. General Lin, an individual with a charismatic charm and has the innate knowledge of war, influence to the military created a pose of danger to the current regent. Yet, the general didn''t use this power and protected the emperor with clear intentions.


    To have Lin Mian Mian on their hands did not only make the Lin Household avoid creating conflict to them, they also earned the troops of the general that gives them the advantage in war. Minister Chang thought that in order to maintain the balance, he should keep Lin Mian Mian on the emperor''s side or else retribution might happen.


    "Your Lady," Minister Chang decided to support Lin Mian Mian. "May I ask, why did you not visit the emperor for the whole week?"


    Minister Chang thought that Lin Mian Mian is a pure white lotus that will never take advantage of the emperor. But in reality, Lin Mian Mian is a wise transmigrator that would rather want to eat the food he created than to serve someone who might cause his death in the future.


    "I was told that he will not be able to meet me," Lin Mian Mian muttered. "I apologized for not attending my duties."


    Who cares about taking good care of that emperor ah? He has a thousand of maids and twelve concubines. Why does he have to be the one to serve him? Little did this adorable Mian Mian know that there are already three concubines present on the cold palace due to his negligence. Maybe he should really neglect his wife duty to bring the whole harem to the cold palace?


    "Then from now on, I would like to request the Lady to visit His Majesty," and he will be able to work better than to sulk like a child. Minister Chang needs not to become old before he can pull all of his hair out and become bald.


    Lin Mian Mian could only agree. Well, maybe this time he won''t be stopped. Now that the minister requested it his self, then he won''t be driven out. Also, he wanted to clarify some things. He wanted to know if it was really the concubines and the officials who blocked the original Lin Mian Mian in entering the Emperor''s study.


    Yan JinLong and the minister left the Lin courtyard. Minister Chang bowed his head expecting Lin Mian Mian to do his request. Lin Mian Mian remained standing on the porch until the back of the two figures are gone. His servants gathered around him to ask if he is okay.


    "Don''t worry, I''m all right," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "D-did the e-emperor do..." Lu Mao wanted to know if a miracle happened between the two.


    "No, he didn''t touch me," Lin Mian Mian muttered. "We only decided to sleep."


    The servants heaved a sigh of relief. Next time, they will never talk things loudly especially that walls have ears. They need not to ask to know if the emperor heard about their conversation. Well, from the way how the emperor reacted, he must be very angry to know that his wife is planning to run away. They shoule lie low for now and wait for an oppurtunity to come.


    "Xiao Mao, prepare my bath. Xiao Yue, help me cook something," Lin Mian Mian said.


    The little kids only nodded and followed their master''s orders. They wanted to avoid this event but it seems that they can''t have their master hide in his courtyard without involving the emperor. They heard what Minister Chang said. If Lin Mian Mian will not attend the emperor, they are sure that Lin Mian Mian will be forcely taken away.

 012 : The Most Favored Concubine

    Yin Mei Mei is the most favored concubine. Amongst the twelve, Yin Mei Mei carries two princes; both are on the age of maturity. The third child is a princess, age five, but said to be one of the brightest and prettiest amongst the five princesses.


    Taking this fact into account, Yin Mei Mei is considered as the highest Lady on Court next to the Empress Dowager. This made the other woman on the harem to treat her with respect, though, as a formal account and rational decision to not make enemies on the foreign ground. After all, nobody wanted to oppose a soon to be powerhouse and the Empress of the court.


    Her promotion for being the Empress is still unknown but there are already rumors pertaining her position to the court. The rumors are plenty, saying that the Emperor is only waiting for her oldest son to pass the age of maturity before announcing her as the Empress, or the Emperor is just only waiting for the decision of the court to approve the request. There''s also a story about how the Emperor already declared Yin Mei Mei as the Empress and is only hiding the news to everyone to keep the woman safe.


    Whatever is true or not, the fuccboi who is busy shopping some beauties did not deny it. The all-famous and respectable Minister Chang also did not clarify the issue making the rumors grow more horns and false fruits. This topic became the usual casual opener on the commoner''s daily supply of street gossip.


    However, this notion of strange words was then evicted the moment another rumor emerged from the dark. And it all started after the wedding day of the thirteenth concubine.


    It was said that after the Night of Consummation, Emperor Yan JinLong suddenly refused to attend on his daily court meeting and stayed inside the Lin Courtyard to serve his wife. Unlike the rumors about Yin Mei Mei that only started after constant observation and subtle hints, Lin Mian Mian''s deal this time is much realistic that ideal. That is because rather than spreading it as ''rumors'', it was announced on the court. And the one who announced the Emperor''s absence is Minister Chang who, is in fact, a very credible source.


    It only needed a second to pass the story from one mouth to the other. Honestly, this spread of the rumor is faster than your internet connection. If only these ancient people have the power of the smart phone, the royal scandal could have reached a million likes and million shares with the comment section filled with supporters and bashers. Then, the news channel will use this material as a topic and invite the said actors to the stage to know if the deal is true or not.


    The reporter would ask, "Is it true that your Highness favored the new wife very much?"


    Yan JinLong will then sat up straight, sneak a glance to his wife with a smile, and answers with glistening eyes, "Is it not already obvious?"


    It is really indeed obvious ba! Originally, Yan JinLong treatments to his concubines are equal. Nobody might able to believe it but to the women who have slept with the Emperor knows it very well. Yan JinLong is a romantic; he would serenade a beauty all day with his most beautiful voice and charming smile, and during the night, he would indulge the beauty to eternal bliss and pleasure. This is like a daily activity that the women on the harem experiences, not changing a bit from the schedule.


    However, this treatment was not executed with Lin Mian Mian. Yan JinLong will not sing songs to Lin Mian Mian in the morning. Instead, he is quiet, rather want to show his feelings through actions than to speak the words. He would feed the ger, help him take a bath, stroll with him around the courtyard, and often times joins him on a meal. Only a few words are exchanged during these activities, yet, the intimacy increases in each day always feeding the dogs until they fatten up.


    Nobody is dumb enough to not see the difference of the treatment. Plus, Yan JinLong''s increase of absences made Lin Mian Mian a very special case. Emperor Yan JinLong did not once skip the court meetings because it is one of his important duties as the Emperor. Yet, for the fucking love''s sake, he is becoming a dreamy man who has finally had his metal walls melted by a small fire.


    Well, this is not the news that made the whole kingdom explode to oblivion. The serious blow that made all the dogs die due to obesity is when the precious Lin Mian Mian called the emperor on his name very intimately.


    Why ah? Not all concubines can call the fuccboi ''Jin''! And Lin Mian Mian can just simply utter it like eating a candy ah! How biased!


    This, again, added fuel to the wildfire consuming the hearts of the nation aflame. Though, the new wife is not a foreign person. The nation already knows who Lin Mian Mian is. After all, he is the only child of the late General Lin who is once reigns as the strongest person in the world.


    The sudden death of General Lin made a huge impact to the nation especially to his only child. Lin Mian Mian, who is known to be very delicate like a lotus, is now left alone with no relatives and parents. He is the remaining descendant of the Lins and the one who would be the head of the Lin household.


    So when they heard that the emperor is marrying the son, they are bit perplexed. It is true that Emperor Yan JinLong is a man of the dragons that could command the skies and the seas. But he is a fuccboi and famous for his legendary debauchery. If this delicate Lotus will come to his garden, will Lin Mian Mian be tainted by the ugly schemes of the Imperial Family? Also, despite Lin Mian Mian''s higher status, there is still the rumored mistress Yin Mei Mei that may sooner get the Empress throne.


    All of these speculations created conspiracies making the Imperial court the usual melodramatic entertainment inside the minds of the carefree commoners. Well, this can be said a novel worth story of the life of Emperor Yan JinLong that will be sooner written on the history books as [The Fuccboi On The Ancient : The Secrets of The Twelve Concubines of Yan Harem]. This became the most memorable thing in history that even the modern people can''t expect that such ancient human is romantic.


    But this story is on the part further in the future that will not be told in this story.


    The new wife living on the Lin Courtyard is unable to know this news due to his voluntary house arrest to avoid meeting any insects on the road. However, this news wrecked Yin Mei Mei like the wrecking ball busting her ovaries. Not only Lin Mian Mian carried power over the military, but also Yan JinLong''s infatuation towards this ger is still really concentrated having Yin Mei Mei in a very dangerous situation.


    What if Yan JinLong will suddenly announce Lin Mian Mian''s promotion as the Empress?


    Yin Mei Mei thought that Yan JinLong has all the reasons to proclaim Lin Mian Mian as the Empress. After all, Yin Mei Mei''s high status is only due to her constant flirting with the emperor. If ever Yan JinLong is not interested with her kind of beauty, she would be one of those concubines who are sitting on the lowest part of the food chain gnawing rags.


    In addition, Lin Mian Mian is a full-fledged noble. His origin can be traced back to the heroes of the older times, considered as having the golden blood of the warriors flowing on his veins. If only he was born as male, Lin Mian Mian will no doubt become a very promising warrior and would fight side by side by his father general. Now that he has become a ger, he could only marry and give heirs, bringing him down to house making.


    But this disadvantage did not really affect Lin Mian Mian. He might have not become a warrior but he is a perfect bride. The light coloration of his cinnabar did not lessen the number of suitors. This is due to his outstanding skills on the five main subjects and his beauty that exceeded the eyes of the goddess. Also, by the fact that Lin Mian Mian could only give birth to sons brought higher chances of continuing the family name up to the farthest generation.


    Yin Mei Mei is furious! She can''t let this ger take the throne from her. She was only a few steps away from her goal. A little bit more, her sons will become crowned princes, and she will be the queen. But Lin Mian Mian arrived.


    Her demise had arrived.


    That''s why, when the news about the commotion on the borders was brought inside the palace, Yin Mei Mei quickly called the other concubines and told them to divert the Emperor''s attention from the new wife. In this way, they did not only made the new wife less valuable, they could also get the Emperor''s attention and become the new one-month material. Yin Mei Mei knows that these concubines are dumb with brains residing on their huge breasts so they agreed parading their flesh in front of the regime.


    It''s just that Yin Mei Mei did not expect that Yan JinLong would totally reject the green tea bitches directly sending them to the cold palace.


    What a terror!


    Yin Mei Mei is not dumb so she knows that Yan JinLong had finally fallen to a person. She won''t let the things to develop so instead of attending the Emperor, she would wait outside the Imperial Court and wait for someone to arrive.


    Lin Mian Mian is the new wife who is known as very kind and caring, so she expected that the ger would come and serve the emperor. Then, if that happens, she will block the ger saying that the emperor did not want to see him and he shall return. And if Lin Mian Mian will truly continue, she will call the guards who are already familiar with the emperor''s current mood.


    It''s just that another expectation was turned to ruins. Lin Mian Mian did not visit the emperor at all!


    What is kind ba? What is gentle and caring? Lin Mian Mian did only not see the emperor; he even refused to go out from his courtyard when some concubines invited him out! Lin Mian Mian shamelessly rejected all the offers saying that his foot was trapped in a never-ending pain of stepping in a Lego.


    What the fuck is a Lego ba?


    So what would Yin MeI Mei feel? Who knows? She, her self, did not know what to feel. Should she be happy that the famous Lin Mian Mian is also lazy bitch who would rather hide than seek? Or should she feel mad because all the waiting and plans that she thoroughly created was put to waste? Yin Mei Mei, as one of the most beautiful in the harem, suddenly became the second victim of Yan JinLong and Lin Mian Mian.


    The first one is Minister Chang Jie.


    So, the concubine decided to rest. When she was about to fall to complete rejuvenation, another news has wrecked her intestines making her vomit her viscera and soul. The moment that she thought that the infatuation was diluted by space and limited time contact was then again destroyed and was brought out by the most holder of grudge, Minister Chang.


    [Emperor Yan JinLong is in poor health. He was truly in a very bad mood giving the generals the hard time to joke around him. Even Minister Chang Jie was not spared with his nonsense scolding. So to ease the dragon inside the Emperor, he was thrown inside the Lin Courtyard to meet his new wife. Just then, the next day, the emperor returned late with all smiles and energy creeping everyone out!]


    Ah? What is this development? It''s not the new wife who came to visit the emperor, it was the otherwise!


    Yin Mei Mei can still have the authority to stop Lin Mian Mian because she was a senior. But Yan JinLong? Even if Yin Mei Mei will kneel and kiss the emperor''s feet, Yan JinLong will never stop from meeting the new wife. Also, he is the master of all, how could a mere Yin Mei Mei can stop the emperor from living?


    With the abrupt news, Yin Mei Mei was not able to prepare. She just ran out from her bed and carried whatever lifesavers she could carry. She waited upon the doors of the Imperial Court waiting for the new wife to come. Yet, the night has come, and still Lin Mian Mian is still out of sight.


    Is somebody trolling her? Did not Minister Chang tell them about the unusual affection being exchanged between the two? And after the encounter that might give Yan JinLong the reason to shackle Lin Mian Mian, it would be weird if the new wife will not appear. And He did not really appear!


    What is wrong with all of these people? Are they all losing common sense?


    Yin Mei Mei''s patience is running out!

 013 : Sweet Like A Candy And Sour Like A Vinegar

    The reason why Lin Mian Mian did not visit the emperor despite all the promises that they both lovingly *coughs* uttered to each other is because Lin Mian Mian suddenly felt sick. This is not a pretend sick but a real cold, my dear people. Lin Mian Mian legitly got sick!


    A few hours after the two important figures left his courtyard, Lin Mian Mian tended the kitchen to do his usual cooking show. This is to prepare for the quote and quote "Box Lunch" for the emperor, and to feed the little servants with his food. He was demonstrating on how to cook this so-called modern dish "fried rice" when suddenly his sight become blur. Lin Mian Mian quickly leaned to the nearby table fighting off the sudden hit of nausea.


    Lu Mao quickly stood up to help the young master to stand. The girls also took a glass of water or some scented herb that will make Lin Mian Mian feel better. Getting a cold or getting sick, the reborn servants is pretty much familiar with this pattern. Lin Mian Mian has a frail body and occasionally he would catch a cold once or twice a week as if he is purposely inhaling those germs inside his body.


    So when it happens, they all have the materials needed to carry out the aide. They could have called for the Royal Physician but they''re afraid that the physician will detect the change of Lin Mian Mian''s cinnabar. After all, an expert of medicine can detect the changes of the body by just simply reading the pulse. Though, not all physician can do it, they will not take these chances to have their young master exposed.


    They brought Lin Mian Mian to his room. Like the usual, Lu Mao handed his master a strengthening soup with some medicine that would help to ease the pain on his head and to decrease the inflammation of the sinuses. The chambermaids brought out three sticks of incense that has a nice scent that contradicts the feeling of nausea and vomiting. They also applied some essential oil to his meridians to quicken the process of healing.


    Lin Mian Mian who got a bit moody by the sudden wave of dizziness finally found peace. The soup Lu Mao made him drink is warm and a bit sweet. It made his throat and nose feels some kind of warmth that made his breathing well. The scent from the incense also helped him to ease the pulsating pain on his head making him sleepy all throughout the process. When the essential oil was applied, a kind of spiritual power was fed inside his body making his joints comfortable. Overall, Lin Mian Mian fell asleep from too much comfort.


    Later that night, Yan JinLong came over again to sleep with his wife. He was a bit grumpy, wondering why his wife did not go along with the promise. But when he heard about Lin Mian Mian getting sick again, Yan JinLong hastily called for a physician. Lin Mian Mian was told by Lu Mao that there''s a high chance that the Royal Physician will detect the change of his cinnabar so he quickly blocked Yan JinLong''s words with a kiss to shut him up.


    Of course, the fuccboi was surprised. To be kissed by his wife...


    ... IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!


    It was always he who initiates the kiss, not the otherwise. Yan JinLong could suddenly hear the heralds and cherubim singing above the clouds while throwing in some spring flowers to bless them two. This brought the emperor to a sudden dreamy expression making Lin Mian Mian smirk.


    He knows that Yan JinLong would insist of calling the physician so all he has to do is to show that he''s finally okay and good. And by just naughtily stealing a kiss, he did not only gained the attention of the emperor, he also shifted the topic to the other direction. Of course, Yan JinLong would want to proceed to some R18+ AV with Lin Mian Mian but the wife quickly ran to his side of the bed and feels asleep!


    What a naughty wife ah! You stole some tofu from me and now you escape when I want to eat your chicken? You deserve a punishment!


    Though, Yan JinLong liked this teasing manner of half-hearted romance so he let his wife go [A/N: Masochist ah ha ha ha]. After all, they are already married, what is there to be afraid of?


    He went to the side of Lin Mian Mian and pulled him to his chest. Lin Mian Mian is already sleeping and did not know about anything other than knowing that there''s a huge warm pillow beside him and cuddled. Yan JinLong lowly chuckled, checking the forehead of his lover to see if he is still having a cold.


    Mn. He''s already well.


    The next day came and he was awoken again by a heated kiss. Yan JinLong wakes up early but stays in the bed late just to watch Lin Mian Mian sleep. When he thought that it''s already time for his wife to wake up and eat, he would kiss him slowly before plundering inside the caverns of Lin Mian Mian''s mouth marking him senseless. And for Lin Mian Mian who is already under pressure the moment he opened his eyes, could not help but to instantly wake up.


    The making out session could have lasted for a few more minutes if only Minister Chang is not here to do his "coughing business".


    Pei! Pei! Pei! Lin Mian Mian wanted to spit out! Your mother is making me senseless ah! Stop giving me some deep morning kisses you bastard! At least do it light- no, just don''t do it at all! Lin Mian Mian cursed but at the same time is getting deaf from the peng-peng-peng of his lovely heart inside his heaving chest.


    Before Yan JinLong leaves, he wanted to make sure if Lin Mian Mian is already fine. He once again checked the temperature of Lin Mian Mian by linking their foreheads close. Lin Mian Mian is still guarded since earlier and could not help but to blush. Yan JinLong teased hm again acting in a worried face saying, "You must be really sick! Look, your face is very red!"


    Lin Mian Mian did not want to hear any love words that could make him turn into a cheese so he desperately pushed the emperor out while Yan JinLong is laughing his heart loud. The scene is very cute and cuddly, seeing an embarrassed wife pushing his husband off to work because the husband is insisting of taking another leave just to be beside with his wife. However, the wife has no strength and could only push the man away in a minute millimeter making him look like a trying hard hamster wheezing to death.


    Minister Chang and his ever straight face looks at the couple with disgust.


    ''You damn lovers; I am here to make sure that this bastard emperor will always come to do his work. I''m just a loyal and respectful civil servant that will sacrifice his life just to save the country and here I am watching some icky-sticky lovers flirting non-stop!''


    They are not even bothered that some straight-faced minister is watching them with vinegar!


    While the two are all flowers and hearts, Minister Chang stared at his invisible modern watch as if checking time. Imagine an image of a *coughs* straight guy with all black suits, black shoes, with black shades. A holster is hidden under the suit. This subordinate accepted the report from an earpiece receiver and said "Boss, it''s time to kill the leader of Bakyun Bakyun Doki Doki Gang. So please refrain from always fuckingly gushing your love towards your wife every morning as if you will not see him during this lunch!"


    Yan JinLong sensed the killing intent coming from his minister so he decided to stop playing the game and turned around to hug his wife once more. The two finally left after a few flattering words. Lin Mian Mian exhaustedly leaned on the doorframe as he watched the retreating backs of the two. The servants only came into action after the Big Boss left.


    "Master, have some drink," Lu Mao handed his master a cup of water. Lin Mian Mian thankfully accepted the offer and drank it in one go. The chambermaids came after.


    "Young Master, we already prepared the bath for you," Yue said.


    "Thank you," Lin Mian Mian patted the little girl''s head with a smile. Yue blushed from the motherly touch while the other two girls are giggling. Lin Mian Mian wondered why these girls are so happy so he asked, "What''s funny?"


    "Master and His Emperor are really very beautiful. Both of masters makes a good pair," Han Luli said.


    "I agree! Master and the Emperor looks good together," Zhou Ning looks up. "Young Master Lin, perhaps, you also like the emperor?"


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to snort. Who would like a perverted fuccboi ha? But Lin Mian Mian could not answer the question. After all, during this time, Yan JinLong is very genuine to his feelings that Lin Mian Mian wondered if it would fade after a month. This Yan JinLong and the Yan JinLong from the original Lin Mian Mian is very different to the point that he could no longer guess what will come after next.


    Lin Mian Mian heaved a sigh as he turned around. He slightly patted his chest where his heart resides. All this time, this heart seems to calm down. However, when Yan JinLong arrives, this heart suddenly jumps up and down as if he has been consuming chicken blood. Lin Mian Mian is pretty much aware of this sign and he could not help but to deny it...


    Wait... what does he mean by that? What signs is he talking about?


    The servants watched as how Lin Mian Mian suddenly went gloomy then shifted to becoming a red tomato. Lin Mian Mian has his back facing them but it was really obvious from the blush forming on his ears. The little ladies giggled while Lu Mao only shook his head.


    The old Lin Mian Mian is still the same with this new Lin Mian Mian ah. Despite the sudden change of attitude and actions, he is still the same frail and kind master. And it seems that in this world, unlike the previous world where Lin Mian Mian showcased his love towards the emperor, this Lin Mian Mian is really very tsundere.


    His young master can deny it all he wants but everyone knows how Lin Mian Mian is slowly falling in love with Emperor Yan JinLong. And for the emperor? It was once a saying that the first person that falls in love is the loser.


    Yan JinLong had long already lost the war.

 014 : The Role of the Re-birthed Scholar

    The thirteenth concubine did not want to visit the Emperor at all.


    All Lin Mian Mian wanted to do is to just laze around the Lin Courtyard and sunbathe to his heart''s content. He wanted to savor the feeling of being unemployed, yet, living a very luxurious and comfortable life.


    He need not to worry about the food or money because he has a sugar daddy that will provide everything he needed voluntarily with the outmost amount and freebies. Plus, this sugar daddy also likes pampering him so he has no complaints aside from the usual ''sexual harassment'' between couples.


    Ah, what a good life it is, to become the emperor''s favored concubine...


    Lin Mian Mian quickly stood up from his late attempt of being lazy and prepared for departure. The ger already prepared the box lunch he made with all his ''heart and gentle'' care for the emperor. But actually, he was cooking with the plan of feeding the emperor fat until to the point that he''s all plump and huge that even walking is hard to do. With this wonderful chance, Lin Mian Mian will soon flee and the fat emperor will not be able to chase him.


    Well, he can still chase him. But his weight will surely anchor him to ground and his lungs will give up from too much pressure. He might even die from just simply choking on his own fats.


    Lu Mao and the three chambermaids carried the box lunches that was tied in a wonderful pink cloth. The ger specifically chose the color to embarrass the emperor. Little did he know that later on this cloth will be used as a ''covering'' of ''something'' that will be exposed after a sweet encounter. That time, this pink cloth will then compliment a flushing skin...


    Lin Mian Mian checked the materials, and once everything was set, Lin Mian Mian fled from the Lin Courtyard for the first time after the wedding ceremony.


    The existence of the thirteenth concubine is already famous from all the rumors. From now and then, some spectators would wander around the gates of the Lin Courtyard hoping to catch a glimpse from the beautiful jade. Some even wanted to enter the courtyard without permission, climbing on the walls to enter the property. Thanks to the skilled loyal guards assigned personally by the emperor that Lin Mian Mian was still safe and sound inside the court.


    This day too, there are a few servants who are wandering around the gates. One of them is a young scholar named Li Hui. He is one of the students that will sooner take an examination to the imperial court. Despite his age, the wonder boy of thirteen is a genius when it comes to the art of war and economics. This paved his way to become one of the youngest examiners that will take the test.


    Li Hui, while carrying a dozen scrolls on his arms, stopped at the front of the gate and craned his head to look around. His ragged and brown old robes caught the attention of the most people, whispering some stupid nonsense about how a beggar managed to enter the palace grounds. But those people who already know the identity of the young boy will greet the enthusiastic boy with respect knowing that this child will sooner play a huge role in guiding the next generation.


    The guards just watched the little boy move his neck like an ostrich. They could not help but to marvel at the cute being, considering to tell the emperor about the adorable kid. They heard from Fu Xing that Lin Mian Mian likes kids so much so they thought that having this young scholar serve the concubine is not a bad idea.


    Besides, Li Hui is a smart kid. Lin Mian Mian could use him at his disposal.


    After a few minutes of watching and stretching his neck until broken, Li Hui gave up. He wanted to see the favored concubine once more, and so as his companions, Lu Mao and Yue Yue''s gang of rotten women. He had seen Fu Xing a few more times but due to his ''role'' as the emperor''s spy, Fu Xing can''t just simply leave his post and chat with him.


    After all, Li Hui was also reborn from the previous life.


    He is a close confidant of Lin Mian Mian and served under his jurisdiction. He managed to pass the Imperial Examination without a struggle and was then placed on the financial office. However, due to his young age, he was not treated well by the seniors so he resigned from his position to become a teacher. That''s when he meet Lin Mian Mian and his circle of children.


    Li Hui was mesmerized when he first saw Lin Mian Mian. He thought that Lin Mian Mian is really beautiful that he thought that writing a thousand of poems is not enough to describe his beauty. It was he who approached the ger and become close to him. To his surprise, Lin Mian Mian also carried a hint of intelligence with him. He can match the pace of their topics and would often laugh at silly jokes.


    He also befriended the spoiled Lu Mao who would cling to his master when he is around. The three rotten women are the noisiest group that he met. They would talk about a lot of things, even gossips are shared to him. Li Hui thought that he finally found his place and requested to serve under Lin Mian Mian to which the Imperial Court willingly agrees.


    Li Hui only remained beside Lin Mian Mian for three years. On the fourth year, Li Hui left the palace to take an expedition to the other country. It seems that the Imperial Court is having problems with an epidemic and is now ordering a few people to travel across the borders to search for medicine. Li Hui was then treated as a cannon fodder so they sent him to the most dangerous mission.


    Well, Li Hui is really smart and from Lin Mian Mian''s guidance, he managed to survive. After two years of searching, he came back with good news just to know that the Imperial Court already found the medicine. Li Hui is not mad and thought that it''s good that somebody found a solution or else anyone would be in danger especially his master Lin Mian Mian who has a frail body. Yet, he did not expect the news that comes after.


    Lin Mian Mian died. And it only happened a few days ago.


    Of course, he won''t believe anything until he sees it. So the scholar ran through the Lin Courtyard and found the place empty. He called his little friends over and over but nobody came to give an answer. The spoiled Lu Mao is not there to stop him. The three rotten ladies are also gone, their voices are missing. The valiant soldier is missing in action.


    The whole place is empty as if human existence has never existed.


    The scholar was brought to the burial site. He thought that he would be seeing a place with mounds of soil and signs thinking that Lin Mian Mian has lost favor to the emperor. Yet, the place where the Jade Lin was buried is so beautiful that Li Hui could not use enough words to describe. This is the same feeling when he first sees Lin Mian Mian, a time when words are not enough to speak.


    When things are too beautiful to be real and the objects seem to be so ethereal, Li Hui found his self on a dark place. Just then, his view shifted to a new place that is brighter than he expected. He moved around just to found his soul back to his body, exactly five years ago before Lin Mian Mian''s death.


    And what would a reborned scholar do?


    Li Hui quickly confirmed the date and the special events around. He found out that he reborned just the day after the marriage ceremony. He was still a student during this time, trying to enter the palace through the nationwide examinations conducted by Minister Chang Jie. He took the exam for the second time, and this time, he got the full marks earning a special credit of living inside the palace under the supervision of Minister Chang.


    It took him a few weeks before he manage to arrive on the palace. He was the top player of the exams so he was introduced to the Emperor. The moment Li Hui met the emperor, he suddenly felt his nose gone sour. This man, this very person will torture his most favorite person in the future. He can''t just let him have his way!


    Li Hui is planning to take Lin Mian Mian outside the palace alone. But the moment he met Fu Xing, he found out that he is not the only one who came back through time. Lu Mao and the gang of the rotten women also came back protecting Lin Mian Mian from all sides. Li Hui wanted to return on that side but it is not the time yet. It would be weird if he suddenly files a request of staying inside the Lin Courtyard.


    Fu Xing told him that the young master is very fine. Actually, the Lin Mian Mian in this time is not so frail like what they expected. He was strong and people smart, would actually work his self-hard than to have all his servants do their work. The Lin Mian Mian that they are serving now has the soul of a warrior that will eventually find his own path unto the free land than to be caged inside the palace walls.


    He also told him about their master''s plan of running away.


    Currently, Li Hui has no power to use to help Lin Mian Mian. So what he will do is to get information from all the places that would sooner become a useful thing when Lin Mian Mian comes out.


    He compiled all the safe places that they could live in. Preferably, it should be a house that is huge enough to contain a big family. A backyard garden is also good so whenever Lin Mian Mian wanted to relax, he can just take some chairs out and have some fun with the other kids. He also takes consideration of the security of the place. It should be well hidden from the outside that the emperor would take a few hundred years before he could find them.


    He was already done with the part so now what he was doing is sketching up the escape route that they could use. He has been wandering around with a reason. By innocently walking around, Li Hui managed to get the number of guards patrolling day and night. He also recorded the number of horses and carriages that they can ride when they already got outside. The scrolls that he was holding now are actually the self-made sketches of the blueprint of the palace.


    Not seeing Lin Mian Mian again is a disappointment but Li Hui convinced his self to work hard. He turned around to return to his room when suddenly someone bumped unto him. Li Hui and his small body fell down to the ground with his scrolls.


    "Who is this dirty rat? Who let him inside the palace?" Some female voice rang to the air.


    Li Hui quickly look up to see a woman wearing some beautiful robes. Of all the time, this is his first time meeting a lady coming from the harem. Well, who would expect that he would meet one right just before the Lin Courtyard? Unless if this concubine wanted to meet Lin Mian Mian then he would believe that reason.


    "I am sorry. This servant wanted your humble apology," Lu Hui did not want to create a ruckus so he quickly kowtowed and apologized.


    However, the concubine seems to be not satisfied considering that Li Hui dirtied a millimeter area of her clothing. She called a servant beside her and ordered a whip. She was disgusted when she found this rat around this place and would want to punish the little child for being so stupid. The whip was brought in a minute.


    Li Hui cowered on the ground with all of his arms hugging his head. This is gonna be painful...


    But the pain did not arrive when a familiar voice called out. Li Hui flinched from his position, taking his ears out to listen. That voice... that voice could only belong to a single person. The scholar slowly removed his arms and turned his head around to see a person coming out from the gate of the Lin Courtyard.


    Like how the stars twinkled during the night and the moon shines brightly, the unblemished face of the master that he served appeared before his sight. Unlike from his previous memories, this master looks very healthy and energetic. By just looking at his eyes, Li Hui could feel the fire dancing.


    Young Master Lin!


    "What is happening here?" Lin Mian Mian''s gentle voice resounded to the ears of the listeners.


    Everyone around the gates stopped moving as their attention focused towards the speaker. Clad in a wonderful white and peach robe, the beautiful Jade Lin walked towards the side of Li Hui in graceful steps. He slightly lowered his body to see Li Hui''s condition. Li Hui watched his master approaching him, even touching his ragged and dirty robes.


    "What seems to be the problem, little scholar?" Lin Mian Mian asked.


    "Young Master Lin, I-"


    "Sister Lin," the concubine who was suddenly stricken by the beauty gulped down the frogs down to her throat and called out.


    This concubine knows Lin Mian Mian''s noble status. She also knows about the kindhearted nature of this man. She wanted to make use of his kindness and have him as a backup whenever something bad happens. Lin Mian Mian, though, ignored the lady and focused his attention towards the little child.


    "Let me help you stand up," Lin Mian Mian helped Li Hui to gather his own feet. He called the other girls to pick the scrolls up.


    "Young Master Lin," Li Hui called out.


    "Mnn." Lin Mian Mian answered.


    "Young Master Lin!" The scholar''s eyes started to tear up.


    "Mnn, what is it?" Lin Mian Mian suddenly felt a sense of Deja Vu. Isn''t this scene the same with Lu Mao who also cried on their first meeting?


    "I... I..." Beads of tears flowed out. Li Hui was not able to hide his happiness. Lin Mian Mian could not help but to feel helpless. These poor little children, how much did they suffer?


    He used his sleeves to dry the scholar''s tears. The people watching the scene could not help but to feel the warmth Lin Mian Mian is emitting. Despite the filthy appearance of this child, the kind and humble concubine still help the child to stand up. He even used his clothes to wipe the tears and snot away.


    This beautiful Jade Lin is really a white lotus ah!


    After the heartwarming scene, Lin Mian Mian uttered a few words to the scholar and Li Hui left with his scrolls. Lin Mian Mian only patted the dirt on his sleeves before walking towards his destination. The concubine who was ignored since earlier was enraged. She hastily walked towards the ger and stopped before him.


    "Sister Lin-"


    "I''m sorry but I don''t remember having a sister," Lin Mian Mian frowned.


    "Ah... what I mean-"


    "Excuse me but I have a duty to attend. The emperor is WAITING for me," Lin Mian Mian only showed a gentle smile before turning around to avoid the concubine.


    He didn''t even want to walk the same path. The concubine was left alone with a red face. The watchers criticized the concubine as an attention seeker. How could she call Lin Mian Mian as her sister? Her beauty cannot even be compared with the Jade Lin''s looks!


    Lin Mian Mian left the scene like an idol while whipping his hair. Bitch please, but you are still a hundred years away to become my relative. My real sisters back there are even much cuter than you are ah!

 015 : The Black Bellied Lin Mian Mian (Part 01)

    To say that it was just coincidence, then winning the lottery could have been very real!


    Earlier, he found a ragged doll hanging around his place totally pissing him off. When he found that foul-mouthed concubine hitting the scholar, Lin Mian Mian could not help but to feel furious. Aside from the scholar''s real identity as Lin Mian Mian''s loyal confidant, Lin Mian Mian also has a say in his side and would really care!


    How could she hurt such good child ah! Li Hui is an upright child. He is smart and diligent. With his talents, the boy is also cute and adorable. How that filthy woman could hit a cute being!


    Curse your family ba!


    If ever the same thing will happen to his little servants, Lin Mian Mian will surely go berserk and destroy everything around him. He might have a weaker physique than the men but nobody can erase the fact that he was still male. His strength must be stronger than a woman, and is enough to give anyone a few hundred slaps!


    He thought that after leaving that woman, things would become easy. Yet, he has only had to take a few thousand steps and another concubine appeared again! What is this? A Pok¨¦mon game or something? Why does it seem that wherever he goes, an enemy would appear one after another?


    Should he throw some Poke-ball to knock this woman off?


    Yin Mei Mei has finally lost it when Lin Mian Mian did not show up yesterday. She had busied herself a lot in preparation of bullying the weak yet the event did not happen rendering it as a wolf''s boy lie. Just then, when she was finally resting, the news erupted again and dashed towards the scene only meeting the dust and dirt...


    And now you are telling her that Lin Mian Mian is coming? Should she stop believing or still cling into this superficial news and go? This is indeed a wolf''s boy lie ah. When he was lying, people believed him. And when the actual event really did came, there''s nothing left to save.


    The dejected concubine could not help but to cry without tears. Even now, she did not dare to flaunt any accessory or flashy clothing, just staying on some crumpled clothes that people will assume that she is a servant. If only her face is not known, the people will really treat her as a servant. Even her posture of distractingly leaning on the wall made her look very ordinary.


    Then she finally saw someone coming...


    Aha! That bastard Lin Mian Mian is finally here! Yin Mei Mei jumped up in a very energetic way as if she was injected with chicken blood. She howled in anticipation, fiery eyes following the movements of the certain person coming to her way. One can see the excitement dancing around her petite body.


    Lin Mian Mian who is still about to come over can shivered when a chill pass on his back. He looked around to know who is giving him some back stabs when he suddenly saw a figure standing valiantly above the stairs. The eyes of the concubine glared at him non-stop, as if she was calling all the knives in the world through telepathy to kill Lin Mian Mian on the spot.


    This must be her first time seeing the ger in person. According to the details that she received, Lin Mian Mian is a very beautiful being that has a very pure heart and white virtue. His very presence is already so holy and innocent that nobody would want to touch him, afraid that they might taint the being. He was also very kind to the servants, describing him as an angel sent by the heavens.


    If this is true, then, it would be easy for Yin Mei Mei to control him. It was said that kind-hearted people are soft to sweet words. If you were kind to them, they would also be kind to you. Sometimes, these kinds of people would even treat an enemy as a family without knowing the dangers. They would return anything twice the amount, the reason why people uses them for granted. Well, it was their fault for being so good.


    As for Lin Mian Mian, he can already feel the greed in the air. Ah, how nice would it be if this woman would fall in this long stairs like those in the movies he he he~ ~ ~


    The study of the emperor is found inside the palace. The palace is a huge place that has a lot of divisions but mainly divided by the four main directions. The Study is probably nearby the main hall, and so, found inside the forbidden grounds. For people to enter this place, they have to get pass the qualifications from the gates. And to enter inside the palace, the people have to walk into the flight of stairs going up.


    The ger did not hurry and walked up the Jade stairs with leisure. The servants together with him are still small so it is normal for them to walk a bit slower due to their short legs. He had considered them and walked slowly. Also, he knows that Yin Mei Mei is waiting for him at the top. He wanted her to wait in forever before they could meet face to face.


    The people who did not know what the ger is thinking watched the group with warmth. This new wife of the emperor is really very considerate ah. He did not only ask the children if they are tired, he also greeted the servants he met on the way. The already good image was added and Lin Mian Mian''s appearance after a few weeks of isolation spread out the palace.


    Yin Mei Mei remained on her position, a forced smile plastered on her face. Lin Mian Mian took a few more minutes before finally arriving on the top steps. His refreshed appearance is the exact opposite of the haggard looking Yin Mei Mei. The people around saw the two concubines together and thought that a good show might happen. So the often-deserted stairs is now surrounded with spectators.


    Concubine Yin is already a well-known person inside the palace. In just one glance, the servants and officers already know the status of the woman. As for the other one before her, they took time to recognize who it is. Lin Mian Mian is only wearing normal robes yet he still looked elegant. This made the people who did not know him thought that he must not be some simple person.


    Plus, the wonderful pink cinnabar below his eye could also mean something else.


    Ger is not an unusual existence; however, their appearance in the public is only quite minimal. This is due to their value as a being. Only married gers can show themselves freely while the others who didn''t have any partners yet would rather stay behind the covers. Lin Mian Mian is already the emperor''s ''property'' so he does not need to hide.


    These two figures have not yet formally introduced themselves. As Lin Mian Main deliberate isolation, he has not yet attended the court of the harem. The Empress Dowager has not yet given her blessings and only met Lin Mian Mian during the ceremony of the wedding. The other harem members tried to look for the new wife but they are refused by Lin Mian Mian when they visited his courtyard.


    If it was any other people, the Dowager would have used her authority to summon the ger. However, due to Lin Mian Mian''s ''special situation'' she can''t just simply call him out. Lin Mian Mian just lost his father and got married only after a few weeks. He must have feel unfilial for getting married without passing the one hundred days. There is no such law about this but the unwritten law still gives people honor.


    Though, it is true that it would be Lin Mian Mian''s first time seeing Yin Mei Mei in personal. It is almost the same with people on the HR department. When it comes to job hiring, a lot of resumes would come on their doors. They will arrange the resumes according to the person''s achievements, skills, and educational background. People having good backgrounds would be surely included to the interview list while those who have the lacking material would be notified.


    On the resume, a picture of the person is pasted.


    In an industry where appearance is a big yes, people having pleasant appearance would be accepted on the spot. Their background would come in second. Though, education and attitude is still a necessity. This is where the HR Department would do their job.


    What if the appearance is good ba? If the person is stupid and has a bad attitude then who cares about her face? If they will accept such an incompetent person in their company, they will only attract loses than profit. They rather accept the average looking that has good efficiency and has a nice attitude.


    Lin Mian Mian only got the Yin Mei Mei from the original''s past memories so all he can see is the "perfect appearance".


    Indeed, Yin Mei Mei''s beauty is worthy for a position inside the harem. Her small face and big eyes made her look young on her age, added with her wonderful long hair that draped down on her back like a waterfall. Her nose is also buttoned matching the small pink lips that curve every now and then showing two deep dimples on her cheeks. Just one glance will make any men bow on their knees, and one smile will melt the Mount Everest. Her beauty is enough to destroy a whole nation.


    Yet... is this woman really Yin Mei Mei?


    Not only her face looks very haggard, her clothes also luck any luster. Her hair was almost everywhere as if a strong gust of wind fell unto her. Her posture isn''t good and one can easily see the tiredness from her appearance. This made Lin Mian Mian speculate that this woman is just a double ganger and the real one is resting on her chambers.


    To see is to believe, he thought.


    "Good day," is what Lin Mian Mian only said before walking aside with the children following behind him. His voice is very gentle and calm, yet very sexy, making the women blush. However, it only ignited the flame inside Yin Mei Mei.


    The way he greeted her, did he not recognize her? She, the most favored wife of the harem Yin Mei Mei, was not recognized by the new wife? But can she actually blame him? If Lin Mian Mian did not really receive the memories of the original, it is highly possible that he will think that this woman is a servant. It''s very clear that the problem is on the woman''s logic.


    Yin Mei Mei could not accept such humiliation so she quickly turned around to block Lin Mian Mian. The ger, who is leisurely taking his time, almost pushed the woman away when she appeared before him. Lin Mian Mian is kind but he hated two-faced persons. By just seeing this woman, he can already see the schemes running inside her head. Still, Lin Mian Mian smiled as innocent as possible.


    Ah, he should receive some Oscars ah. It''s hard to always act like a saint everytime.


    "What is this lady wanted?" Lin Mian Mian acted very gently he almost broke the world records for the ''most'' ''kindest'' person.


    [A/N: I purposely placed a double superlative. If you know what I mean.]


    Yin Mei Mei quickly hid her contempt and smiled. She straightened her hair by combing it using her fingers and batted her eyes very cutely. The people watching her could feel the charm spreading making them adore her. Lin Mian Mian could only spit blood by the action.


    "I am Yin Mei Mei from the Yin House. I am your Senior Sister, Sister Lin," Yin Mei Mei said.


    "Oh," You''re the scheming bitch that caused his sufferings?


    Though, Lin Mian Mian showed a look of surprised. "Lady Yin, my apologies. I was not able to recognize you. Please forgive this little servant."


    "Oh dear..." Yin Mei Mei looked very pleased. Yes, you are a servant and I am the queen. So bow down and lick my toes. "Don''t be so formal. Just call me Sister Yin, or Sister Mei. We should be familiar with ourselves."


    "It''s okay, Lady Yin. I don''t deserve to be standing on the same level," Lin Mian Mian sneered. He rather want to become a commoner and be free than to be with the same place as this black lotus.


    "Don''t be shy. We would be serving the Emperor together. It''s good to treat each other well like sisters," Yin Mei Mei did not think that Lin Mian Mian would refuse. But who is Yin Mei Mei? If she wanted you to call her queen, then call her queen.


    And who is Lin Mian Mian? Do they think that he is still that white lotus?


    "Lady Yin, sisters don''t treat each other well," Lin Mian Mian said.


    It was said that fights between sisters are far more dangerous than men. When boys fight, they settle it with fistfights. They will end up with bruises but they show their anger in this way. But sisters do it differently. Aside from nails scratching and hair grabbing, there are threats one should consider believing.


    Yin Mei Mei understood the message but the smile on her face remained. She shifted her head and looks at the little boy servant beside Lin Mian Mian. The little boy was carrying some wrapped bundle that has been releasing a good aromatic smell since earlier. By just guessing the time and his arrival, it must be food for the emperor.


    "What is this little servant carrying?" Yin Mei Mei still dumbly asked.


    "This is the food for the Emperor," Lin Mian Mian secretly mocked her in his heart.


    "Is that so?" Yin Mei Mei scrunched her brows elegantly. She used her small white hand to slightly cover her small mouth that is wide open in surprise. "No good, it''s no good. Did you not know that the Emperor is currently in the bad mood?"


    Lin Mian Mian followed suit and showed a rather exaggerating worried expression as if it was the end of the world. His angelic image matched the said emotion, hiding the glint of ridicule on his eyes.


    "Oh dear, why is His Majesty in the bad mood? Did something bad happen?" Lin Mian Mian said.


    "It''s not bad. But since there is war, His Majesty is busy gathering the troop. Since General Lin died..." Yin Mei Mei widened her eyes as she forced a tear from her eyes. "I''m sorry for the death of your father. It''s really sad...wu wu wu."


    Lin Mian Mian softened his expression and walked closer to Yin Mei Mei. He took hold of her small little hands and clutched them sincerely. Yin Mei Mei can see his eyes filled breaming with shitty innocence and purity she almost vomited on the spot.


    For a demon like her, how can she hold a saint?


    "Don''t cry, Lady Yin. I am very sad with my father''s death but his soul is already at peace. At least, I have been filial with his last words. I am also grateful because I married such a -scum- kind hearted Emperor. I could only serve His Majesty well with effort," Lin Mian Mian also squeezed golden tears and dried it using his cuffs.


    He gave a kind look to his servants then to Yin Mei Mei patting her shoulders as he left going towards the study. Yin Mei Mei was surprised. What just happened? Did she just added fuel to the fire? She was still quick to her feet as she turned around to catch up and block Lin Mian Mian''s path again.


    Now he is starting to believe that this is a Pok¨¦mon game ah!


    "You can''t come in!" She said in a very loud voice.


    The people passing around heard her and look at her with suspicion. Lin Mian Mian also stared at her in question. Yin Mei Mei quickly changed her tone and said in a more soothing manner: "The Emperor will just drive you out when you come in. His temperament is not a joke."


    "Then it makes me more motivated to come in! If the Emperor is having a hard time, then I shall be on his side to ease his stress. I cooked his favorite food. This might elevate his bad mood," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "No, you don''t need to do it," Yin Mei Mei hurriedly. "The Emperor has already eaten his meal. He won''t need food for the next four hours."


    "Is... Is that so?" Lin Mian Mian gloomily lowered his head.


    Yin Mei Mei finally smiled when she saw the discouraged figure. She walked to the side of Lin Mian Mian and patted his shoulders like a mother coaxing its child. She said in a soothing tone: "Sister Lin, you should just go back when things started to loosen up. The Emperor is busy. Disturbing him will only lead to-"


    "No, I should really go!" Lin Mian Mian showed a determined look. He happily shoved Yin Mei Mei away. "The wife must serve the Emperor very well. Even if His majesty will drive me away, as long as I served my whole body and soul, it will surely move him. Xiao Mao, Xiao Yue, let''s come and hurry!"


    Lin Mian Mian did not let Yin Mei Mei to block him as he quickly dashed towards the hall. Yin Mei Mei ran behind him like a wolf chasing the prey. Lu Mao and the little rotten girls are quick from their steps and followed Lin Mian Mian with ease despite the things they are carrying. They are almost close to study when Lin Mian Mian slowed his steps and let Yin Mei Mei catches up.


    Yin Mei Mei was furious. She was tricked! So she chased the ger without carrying any morals until they reached the study. But before Lin Mian Mian went in to see the Emperor, she had caught his arms and gripped it tight. The might of the lady is not strong but her nails are long enough to pierce on the skin. Lin Mian Mian subconsciously yelped a cry!


    Fuck! That really hurts!


    It wasn''t really painful to the point of dying but it was enough to trigger a few tears. Yin Mei Mei was unable to control herself as she glared to the weak and pitiful ger. She only pulled him away and he cried? Such a weak creature!


    However, this thought was quickly dismissed when a new figure came. His image is enough to make Yin Mei Mei gone pale and faint. Lin Mian Mian lowered his head so nobody can see the sinister smiling.


    "This will become a good show," he grinned.

 016 : The Black Bellied Lin Mian Mian (Part 02)

    Previously on Framing the Green Tea Bitches...


    "No, I should really go!" Lin Mian Mian, the thirteenth concubine, showed a very determined expression. His eyes sparkled like the stars in the universe showing his unconditional love to the certain -scum- husband that is said to also loved him too. The camera focused on the face of the beauty with a ''du-du-du-duuun'' sound effects.


    "Stop!" The camera shifts again! Now, it was focusing towards a haggard looking lady. She was said to be beautiful but due to the large bags carrying ten kilos of grief and schemes, she now look like a malnourished panda. Focusing more to her face... what is that? A pimple?!


    "What is happening here?"


    BAM! Another character appeared. The suspense in the air changed with sound-discovery sound effects rushing the viewers to look at the man coming from the corner. He was wearing a green robe embedded with the royal palace seal. He is known as the bitter Minister Chang Jie who is a single dog. For a guy who has an outstanding background and good looks, why is he single?


    Let''s see how will this scene unfold, don''t change your channels and hold your pee right back there!


    Well, that would be the opening of a serial drama that has received good views and audience despite its first week airing on TV. The actors can be a reason but the prime of all is due to the suspense scene of killing the green tea bitch on the spot. Who would hate that? Everyone wanted to swat away the flies from the main couple so they could live happily ever after.


    But would the director do that? Would the scriptwriter end it like that? No! Not at all! These cold-blooded humans will never do that!


    To keep the audience hooked, they need to intensify the scene by always harassing the main character, give all the misfortunes to them, until the audience themselves will sign a pact of burning the whole studio and the bastard who wrote the story. Because it was really a skill to have anyone make you want a think about it constantly despite how annoying it was.


    Very gratifying!


    For Lin Mian Mian who is acting as the ''main character'' and the ''victim'', he knows what will be the outcome of this melodramatic scene. If he will continue to act on the ''characters'' that he was given, there''s no doubt that he will be trampled. So to keep his control on things then why not try to start the scheming before the real schemer starts? If they want to ruin him, then he will ruin himself first.


    The only one who can destroy Lin Mian Mian is Lin Mian Mian.


    [A/N: I am laughing. Sorry, that punch line is just... ahahahaha]


    So he dug his pit and laid there.


    He acted as the helpless devoted lover of the scum fuccboi. Yin Mei Mei''s hold of him is not really that tight to the point of stopping him on the spot. But her nails are sure sharp enough to dug a wound on his skin. This surprised Lin Mian Mian so he yelped out in pain. He lost his own footing while trying to extract the mad woman from his arms and eventually bumped his butt on the floor. Just right on the time, Minister Chang arrived on the scene, seeing only a pair of two figures pulling at each other.


    Yin Mei Mei is clearly the one who was abused but the position she had right now somehow depicted a mistress tweaking the hair of the real wife. Her hands are gripping the arms of Lin Mian Mian tightly as if pulling him up, her nails planted deep on the skin drawing out blood. There was a wild expression coming from her face as if she was facing her deepest hatred, eyes red from rage (but actually due to no sleep ha ha.)


    Lin Mian Mian is clearly the one who abused the other but his position showed a very pitiful situation of a pure child being beaten up with a metal pole. The expression coming from his eyes are of those worry and fear as if he was trying to flee but because of his weak constitution, he could only do nothing but to cry. He earned the sympathy of people when tears flowed out after.


    Choosing which is doing what, Minister Chang could only blindly see and assume that Concubine Yin Mei Mei is hurting the newcomer. As to why she was doing it, the minister does not care. It was the emperor''s harem so he has no say to their ways and dealings. But the situation is a bit special right now. The kingdom is on the verge of an impending war yet the emperor is just getting all grumpy and annoying as he pull Minister Chang to tell his feelings about a certain someone that might not really love him.


    It is as if he''s not scared of the war at all.


    Yin Mei Mei quickly separated herself from Lin Mian Mian and bowed before the man. Lin Mian Mian was indifferent and only stood up, patting of the dust from his back. Minister Chang saw the blots of blood on Lin Mian Mian sleeves. He narrowed his eyes as directed his gaze towards the pale woman who caused the wound.


    "What happened here?" He ordered, his voice asking for inquiry.


    Yin Mei Mei was shaking but her lips are tight. She did not answer the Minister. This made Minister Chang irritated so he called the little boy servant beside Lin Mian Mian. Lu Mao hurriedly walked towards Minister Chang and made a respectful bow. His calm and mature approach pleased the Minister. At least, there are still sensible people here.


    He asked the same question.


    "This servant is escorting the Young Master Lin to deliver a meal and change of clothes to the Emperor. We meet Lady Concubine Yin on the stairs," Lu Mao recited. "The Lady asked the reason why we are here and our Young Master replied accordingly. This servant did not know the reason but Lady Concubine Yin keeps on stopping Young Master Lin from coming in."


    Few words are enough for Minister Chang to understand what happened. It seems that this green tea bitch is trying to block Lin Mian Mian from meeting the emperor. The favorite wife of the Emperor is currently Lin Mian Mian so most people did not bother to delve some information knowing that it was just Yan JinLong''s one month-romance syndrome.


    However, there are rumors circling about how Yan JinLong would skip Morning Court Meetings just to be his new wife, or how the emperor will not sleep on his own bedchambers but on the bed on the Lin Courtyard... And the possibility that he found his Empress...


    Minister Chang faced the cowering Yin Mei Mei again. "What is your reason of stopping them? Tell a lie and I will report this to the Emperor."


    "No, please no!" Yin Mei Mei quickly responded. She almost forgot her position as a concubine. She knows the situation right now and would rather not want to stir any conflict with the emperor.


    She heavily replied, "This Lady is only warning the Sister about the Emperor''s current temperament. A few of my sisters was sent to the cold palace for some unknown reason. This Lady is worried what will happen to Sister Lin if he will also go..."


    Lin Mian Mian look surprised. There are concubines sent to the cold palace? The original did not have any memories about it because he was always driven out by force, but this event indeed happen. Lin Mian Mian guessed that the Emperor wanted to meet the original Lin Mian Mian, and by knowing how that idiot is so faithful, Lin Mian Mian would come to serve him. However, due to external forces, they did not manage to meet.


    So he made inquiries by his self to know the real events hidden from desperation. Thus, became the key to keep Yin Mei Mei away for a while.


    "Lady Yin, that''s horrible!" Lin Mian Mian made his eyes teary and kneeled down in slow motion. He covered his face with his hands and started crying. He looks like a chick that was bullied by some huge chicken. "I never thought that you would do such a thing!"


    His bawling caught the attention of the people around. They paused on whatever they are doing and watch the show with interest. They weren''t there when things started so the only thing they caught is the fragile ger crying with broken tears. Yin Mei Mei who wanted to act as the damsel in distress was also taken aback when her role of crying was stolen before she was able to perform it.


    "How could His Highness throw me to the cold palace?" Lin Mian Mian cried. "His Highnes personally invited me to come. I am just here to do my duty yet Sister Yin..."


    She... what? But Lin Mian Mian deliberately stopped his words midsentence to let people speculate what the woman could have done. Seeing the setting as it was, they already guessed what happened. Yin Mei Mei looked around to see the sharp gazes coming from the people as they murmur words to each other with disgrace. It''s a no-brainer that they are all talking bad things to her.


    Yin Mei Mei felt lost but she can''t just simply accept it. "I did not stop you. I was just worried about you, Sister Lin. You know how I love my sisters in the harem, even you that is still a newcomer to the place. I just wanted to show you the rules."


    Her expression was loving like a mother coaxing her child. Her haggard appearance added to the ''pity'' factor that moved most of the people. Just by that one sentence things went to the other way. The bad words that were shared shifted, taking account of the words that she said. Well, Lin Mian Mian is new; this good lady is just here to take good care of him. What''s wrong with that? Her good heart must be golden to help a sister around.


    But Lin Mian Mian will not fall in such a trick.


    "What rules, Lady Yin? What rules?" He cried. "Was it to not allow me to perform my duties? I am the Emperor''s new wife, it''s my responsibility to stay faithful and attend to His Highness'' needs despite the outcome of my actions. If my decision of bringing food and change of clothes to Emperor will bring me to the cold palace, then it was my carelessness that caused it. What does it have anything to do with you?"


    "I am just worried," Yin Mei Mei acted out. "I can''t take it when a sister was brought out in that cold lonely place..."


    "Then why are you here?" Lin Mian Mian asked. He can see how good an actor this woman was. That clich¨¦ kind of stopping the words midsentence indeed do a number. But Lin Mian Mian is already veteran when it comes to old school drama. "If you are worried with our sisters, why did you let them rot in the cold palace? Why did you not join them?"


    "What do you mean?" She caught herself asking the most death-flagged question. By just saying these words marked her death end already.


    "While Lady Yin is busy pampering herself to impress the emperor, I, myself, visited your so-called beloved sisters to know their states," Lin Mian Mian said. He indeed visited the place without the permission of the Emperor and the guards. Lu Mao eventually eyed his master.


    "How-" Yin Mei Mei covered her mouth. She quickly thought of a retort. "You know that it was forbidden to come in the cold palace. You will be sentenced to-"


    "Then let the emperor sentence me to death ah. I don''t care. I''m not afraid!" Lin Mian Mian refuted. He wasn''t courting death. He knows the Emperor is pretty lenient towards him. "If you really cared for your sisters, you should have risked yourself. What is with words that hold no meaning? Even if you sweetened up and tell them that you will help them when they needed you, if not taken any action is like a dog who only knows how to bark but no bite."


    "I know the rules and I abide it. Is it wrong for a Formal Lady to do that? It was you who did not follow. And I am here to take good care of you like my own sister. How dare you insult my..." Yin Mei Mei took this momentum to act the stolen damsel in distress.


    Seeing the Minister Chang is not going to interrupt, one male official came to help the crying concubine. A few maids followed suit, giving comfort to the lady. Yin Mei Mei waited for this chance and actually made a fainting gesture garnering affection from the people. Now, their views indeed changed and look at Lin Mian Mian with disgust.


    Though this did not affect Lin Mian Mian at all. The more insults he receive, the better judgment he can make. Events like this strengthen his will to leave the palace as soon as possible. His almost wavering heart was solidified again. This is the exact reason why the Original Lin Mian Mian suffered from the first place.


    But, he first needed to drag all of these green tea bitches to the grave.


    "Of course, everyone should really listen to you. After all, the reason why they were brought inside that cold palace is because of you," Lin Mian Mian started.


    The guy who was helping Yin Mei Mei could not help but to talk. Lin Mian Mian is insulting a delicate woman, how could he carry that?


    "Lady, please. You should not hold grudges between families. You two are now relatives," he said. His voice sounds gentle and his choice of words is quite scholarly.


    "Will a relative bring disaster to a relative?" Lin Mian Mian asked.


    "Of course, no. Why would you do that to your kin?" The guy replied.


    "Then, will it also be good towards a stranger?" Lin Mian Mian added.


    "No. That would be a disgrace to your family''s honor," the guy is a bit lost from what Lin Mian Mian is asking and just responded according to his values. But the acting ''damsel in distress'''' on the background paled upon knowing where Lin Mian Mian is heading.


    "Good, then you are a good guy, I presume," Lin Mian Mian said. "Then you should also know that the reason why ''our sisters'' are brought inside the cold palace is because Lady Yin instigated it."


    "What do you mean?" The male official asked. Minister Chang Jie moved for the first time as he raised his brow and looks at Lin Mian Mian.


    "I personally received the testament from the Lady Concubines. You know that the Emperor is working to gather soldiers to settle the movement on the borders. As his new wife, I understand the weight of the problem and let my husband work out of our marriage celebration."


    The emperor and Lin Mian Mian just got married a few weeks ago. The one month can still be considered as their honeymoon period. Yet, because of this unfortunate events, the new wife was left out as the man of the house went out to work for his people. Lin Mian Mian is not a bit saddened about this occassion. But he wanted to show how distressful it can get.


    "I wasn''t able to perform my duties because of my declining health," he apologized. But Lu Mao knows that Lin Mian Mian is just playing around in his court. "You can ask Royal Physician for answers. As well, I only decided to come out when I heard the news about the Emperor punishing the ladies. I was surprised and scared at the same time. Will the Emperor also bring me to the cold palace?"


    "I heard from the ladies that before they are punished, Lady Yin was already in front of the study. Lady Yin told them that Emperor is on a bad mood and is in need of someone. The ladies, who are just thinking of the well-being of the emperor, indeed made their move and served the emperor. But all of them are thrown out for some unknown reason."


    The male officer was not able to speak. Lin Mian Mian stood up from his position and look at them with pure determination from his eyes. Everyone witnessed the glint coming from the eyes of the soldier, the eyes that was also owned by his father.


    "That''s why, I decided to postpone my visit. My health is always none the better and I am afraid of the emperor''s current temper. But just the other day, His Highness visited me on my court and summoned me to come on his study."


    Minister Chang did not refute the words of Lin Mian Mian. Connecting the dots, the minister was now able to understand Lin Mian Mian''s behaviour for the past days. This ger is still new to the marriage so he did not know the attitude of the emperor. They only met on the wedding day so the deep feelings was not present yet. He took note of the words Yan JinLong told him.


    Did this new wife really did not like the Emperor?


    If yes, Minister Chang could only imagine a crippled Emperor that will surely end in short time. He is now thinking of ways on how to keep this wife stay beside the emperor. Lin Mian Mian can read his thoughts and assumed the silence of the Minister as an affirmation. Never did he thought that this will block him from leaving the palace anymore.


    "But why did she stop me when I was about to do my duty? Lady Yin is already familiar with the Emperor and she was already there as if waiting for someone to get caught on her trap. If she has no other intentions then she should just let me go and enter. After all, the emperor will not throw out the person that he wanted to see the most."


    Lin Mian Mian''s words echoed with a strong will. "If I am stupid enough to believe the words, will I also be left out?"


    "You-" Yin Mei Mei suddenly got her energy back and pointed Lin Mian Mian like a dog. The ger did not look down and stared at her with confidence.


    "Yes, it is me. Lady Yin, I told you, sisters don''t treat each other nicely. Only strangers do that," Lin Mian Mian stated his last words and turned around. Lu Mao quickly followed his master that was heading towards the study.


    Yin Mei Mei wanted to stop him but Minister Chang blocked her view. Everyone knows what Lin Mian Mian meant with his words. Yin Mei Mei is a scheming lady. She knows that the Emperor favored Lin Mian Mian so she was blocking his way to stop him from meeting the ruler, while she sent the cannon fodders that were not the interest of the emperor.


    It''s like giving someone strawberry despite knowing that the person likes chocolate.


    Minister Chang has no whims about the relationship of these two people. Right from the start, he''s taking the side of the emperor. And to those people that emperor sided, he will automatically be transferred to. Now that Lin Mian Mian is getting on the Emperor''s side, might as well he will take advantage and take Lin Mian Mian right away.


    Plus, this person is not weak like how they thought he was before. Minister Chang Jie shows no emotion but it was almost evident that he was pleased by Lin Mian Mian''s action. Seeing that the frail person has such wonderful words to speak, he wondered when will Lin Mian Mian show his real self.


    "Servants," Minister Chang called the maids. "Bring Lady Yin to her room to rest."


    The maids on the sidelines that quickly rushed towards the concubine felt disgust upon helping the woman. They thought that she was kind and good, but at the end she was a bad woman. They cursed as they helped the concubine stand.


    It was Yin Mei Mei''s first defeat so she was feeling a bit out of place and walked wobbly. If not of the support from the maids, she would have been crawling on the ground just to walk out. Minister Chang watched as the lady concubine walk out then remembered the blood stain from Lin Mian Mian''s arms.


    Yin Mei Mei wanted to run away for now. None of her sisters fought with her so she thought that Lin Mian Mian would be the same. With all the schemes that she created, all of those only happened because the people around her are lenient. She never faced the real enemy that is why she thought she could win this war. But she was wrong.


    Not all White lotuses are good flowers. Some of them had hidden their black roots.


    So she learned a good lesson for today that she will be using in the future to oppress the ger. For now, her mission is to exit the place to not to ignite more problems. But before she could take a step out, Minister Chang Jie''s last words poured cold water on her back.


    "Also," Minister Chang called. "Anyone who made a move to the Emperor''s belongings will be punished accordingly. Rest in your room and recuperate before a decision from His Highness will be sent on your door."


    Yin Mei Mei slumped more as she walks down the stairs. Minister Chang whisked around to follow the trail of Lin Mian Mian. He can see the ger walking hand in hand with his young servant.


    "Young Master Lin, your arm is bleeding," Lu Mao announced with worry.


    Lin Mian Mian slightly raised his arm. So he was wounded? He felt that scratch earlier and reacted just on impulse. He never thought that the woman managed to rip a part of his skin off. This little wound is not really harmful so Lin Mian Mian just shook his head.


    "It''s okay. It''s just a scratch. I won''t die from it-" Lin Mian Mian just shrugged off the words but the little children looked at him with displeased eyes. He was surprised by their reaction when he realized something from his words.


    That slit on the wrist was also just a scratch ah. But it ended their master''s life. They don''t want to see any blood coming from their master again, as well as to talk about dying. Lin Mian Mian knows his mistake so he quickly apologized. He wipe the ''fake'' tears from his face and motioned to hug the little servant Lu Mao.


    "It''s okay. Don''t worry," he reassured. "Let''s check it later, okay?"


    Lu Mao wanted to say no but he knows that it''s not appropriate for his master to show skin especially in a place like this. Minister Chang is just following behind so they did not stall time. They reached the study and Minister Chang was surprised to see the door close. Did his highness close it by his self?


    Minister Chang is about to knock and open the door when he felt a killing intent coming from the other side of the door. It only took him a second to realize what is happening so he cleared his throat and stepped back. Lin Mian Mian watched as the minister moved away. Is there a problem?


    "Young Master Lin, if you may?" Minister Chang gestured the ger to open the door.


    Lin Mian Mian was a bit skeptical and looks at the man with raised brows. But he has no position to question so he stepped up and went to knock on the door. He sooner regretted that action when he was suddenly pulled inside with a force, unknowingly brought in by the master fuccboi level 999 and locked the door with a click.


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 017 : Love Is Painful

    He never thought that the reason why Lin Mian Mian avoided him is that the ger is afraid of him.


    Yan JinLong reigned over the whole kingdom for years and he was tagged as a wise ruler of all. He is kind when handling people''s affairs and ruthless to the criminals that deserved to be punished. His slate is clean and pure, but only tainted with the fact that he has a number of concubines to warm his bed.


    This one is already part of the tradition so the older people did not comment on how he handled such occasion. After all, he is the emperor and he needed a few people to support him. Also, having a number of concubines on the sides ensures the continuation of the bloodline. More sons mean more fortune so nobody judged him by that.


    In addition, his one-month romance syndrome is not something that can destroy his image. There are some officials who have seven wives and have each woman warm their bed each night, which is in a course far worse than Yan JinLong is. At least, the emperor wanted one woman per month that is in a sense better enough than changing woman every night.


    But the main problem is not because of that.


    Yan JinLong somehow knows that he was looking for someone but he did not know who it is.


    He was working on his study like usual as he read the documents about the number of people coming to join the army. He had a very good night rest last time so he was doing his work pretty quickly. This efficiency was then added with the thought that Lin Mian Mian would also come over to visit him. He can¡¯t wait to see that man that he left senseless early this morning.


    The ink and brushed moved on its way marking the documents in a good pace. Each stroke is clean and sharp, describing the personality of the person holding. The letters were written on forms creating sentences and phrases. These are the documents for the allocation of the soldiers joining the war and the few states that will be handled in the future.


    Minister Chang watched on the sidelines as he reviewed the contents of each document. He was having a good day today, feeling pleased that the bastard emperor is working on his usual way again. Ever since he got married with the new wife, this emperor somehow declined on his work, would rather have him work than taking the affairs by his self. Minister Chang holds a certain power but his authority is only limited. He can never take advantage of his position as the emperor¡¯s close confidant.


    So to see this lazy person work, Minister Chang Jie could only celebrate. Lin Mian Mian is the cause of Yan JinLong¡¯s fall so he will also use him to motivate this man. He will eat all the dog food this idiot couple will give just to have the ideal work pace that he wanted. And he did not fail to do it. A few words and action made it through and Lin Mian Mian is coming to visit to help him tame the dragon.


    They are working silently when suddenly both men heard a sound coming from the outside. That small voice is enough for Yan JinLong to recognize his beloved. He immediately stopped writing and stood up to march out and meet the ger. But Minister Chang stopped him saying that the emperor should not show inferiority. Even though the other person is his wife, the emperor should act compose and disciplined.


    Don¡¯t show that you¡¯re desperate for love ba!


    Yan JinLong did not want Lin Mian Mian to think that he is a kid ready to lick the candy so he let the Minister handle the work and waited to his study. He watched the figure of his trusted man left and stared at the door wide open. The figure did not arrive immediately so he returned to his work. He picked his brush again and continued reading the documents. Though, his mind wasn''t entirely on the contents but was only thinking on how to impress Lin Mian Mian and act like a serious regent.


    He adjusted his sitting position, trying different poses to see which will make him look good and cool. First, he would clasped both of his hands and rest his chin above it while looking straight to the door. He will watch that person with intensity while sending love signals through his eyes. Though, Yan JinLong almost forgotten than despite his good looks, that action will only bring Lin Mian Mian think that he was intimidating him.


    Yan JinLong thought that this position is a bit stiff and feels like he was waiting for his subjects than his wife so he changed his position quickly. This time, he tried to become mysterious, moving his chair to face on the opposite direction so anyone entering could see the back of the chair. He will play like a boss (A/N: Yes, Yan JinLong thinks that he¡¯s a mafia boss) and only turn around when the people recognize his presence. He would turn around¡­


    It¡¯s just that turning chairs was not yet invented in this time so it would be awkward for him to stand up and turn the chair over again. Scratch that idea!


    On his third position, he tried doing a lax pose. He would lean sideways on the chair with his one hand holding the document while the other propped on his chin. This look would appear very lazy as if he was taking the luxury of time. This pose could be good on the normal times because it really highlighted his sexiness as well as the deep look of his eyes. However¡­


    Will not Lin Mian Mian think that he was slacking around despite the war happening? No good, no good. That pose is also bad for the health.


    He has been trying all positions but all only gave him bad results. So he returned to his usual position and only thought of a good opening than to be wary on his sitting posture. Now, how should he appear before his wife? What words should he say to easily capture those enticing lips?


    This time, he practiced on how to look up the moment his wife appears. He thought of acting like a King ¨C he is indeed, why should he act like one? ¨C and give off an imposing aura. When Lin Mian Mian comes, he would raise his head up and look at him seriously. He would say ¡®good day, how may I help you?¡± and might as well ¡®what is your order sir-¡®


    This isn¡¯t a fast food chain ba!


    Maybe the king pose is a bit imposing for a delicate jade like Lin Mian Mian so how about he pretend to be working then look up just on time to catch the eyes watching him? Yan JinLong will look over the documents then slowly glance up. This is to show that he was really working hard yet lax enough to give a heart to his beloved. Lin Mian Mian will surely appreciate such action and maybe praise him a few good words.


    But would not Lin Mian Mian think that he was disturbing him on his work?


    He did not want the wife to see him like that, so he thought of another solution. What if he pretends to be looking for a book from the shelf then turn around when Lin Mian Mian will appear? This look will give of a scholarly image than that of a regent, which is according to his little spy Fu Xing, is Lin Mian Mian''s favorite look. He can also just go over to give a greeting and maybe earn a warm hug if luck comes by.


    Yan JinLong thought that he is so smart and should be given an award but he was again filled with doubt. What will he do with the book he was holding? If he return it, Lin Mian Mian will realize that he was just pretending and would leave a bad impression. And if he will go back to his seat and place the book on the table, Lin Mian Mian will also think that Yan JinLong is really busy but was forced to accommodate him.


    These two reasons are really not the type Lin Mian Mian will think but Yan JinLong has been long paranoid that he thought his actions will always give the negative effect.


    Also, when Lin Mian Mian comes, what should he address him? He already told the ger to call him Jin and Lin Mian Mian did it without objecting. He was also calling him Mian Mian to which he always find very intimate. But their recent interaction made things a bit awkward.


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to leave the palace, there''s no doubt with that. He heard the words very clearly feeling remorse as it echoed inside his mind. He never thought that Lin Mian Mian is thinking that way about him and not really loved him from the start. That must be the reason why Lin Mian Mian did not allow him to touch him despite their sanction with marriage. The ger did not want to have any connection that will tie them together.


    For this thought, Yan JinLong could not blame the ger. After all, their marriage was rather rushed. They only met once when they are still young but that was just a simple interaction that did not create any spark. Who would ever think that after they grow up they would eventually be tangled again and get married? Plus, Lin Mian Mian is still recovering from the death of his father and taking him to another house is like a slap to the old man.


    Yan JinLong respected General Lin so much, like how his father treated the man as his best friend. He became his second father after the death of the previous emperor. Never did once General Lin left his post until he knows that Yan JinLong can finally stand on his own to become the proper regent that will rule the country with prosperity. With this kind of man, Yan JinLong will accept whatever wishes the old man has to show their deep relation.


    When he was told that he would marry his son who is a ger, Yan JinLong was a bit at loss. He only met the son once so he did not know what kind of person Lin Mian Mian was. But knowing that he was the child General Lin take good care off, maybe this son is also as good at him. And that thought did not disappoint him the moment he saw Lin Mian Mian on their wedding day.


    The moment he saw the bride hidden under the red veil, Yan JinLong''s heart skipped for the first time.


    He can remember that very few moments as he watched the delicate jade walk down from the carriage. His heart was beating loudly and his ears buzzing. He can feel his blood rushing as the hairs in his skin rose up. Things started to go insane as his mind only marked the precious event, recording every second in clear details. He was star stricken and killed by the cupids in the moment.


    He never felt this kind of feeling before. Suddenly, he has the instinct of grabbing the ger and toss him in the bed. His sense of mating arose in his body; his want of marking this person as his is very high. He wanted to hold him, to hug him, to touch him, eat him, and devour him completely until there''s nothing left but his love to this man. He wanted to lock him inside a chest and keep him by his self forever.


    Yan JinLong was defeated and it was game over for him.


    That''s why he was almost shaken to know that Lin Mian Mian did not like him... yet. He knows Lin Mian Mian is still confused and surprised when he was suddenly thrown to the den of lions from the comfort of his home. That is why he was so determined to give all of his self to this person to show how he cherished him. To show that his love is deep that Lin Mian Mian could drown from it.


    It''s just that the timing is not really right.


    With the war brewing, Yan JinLong is afraid that he has to leave Lin Mian Mian alone for a while. This reason made his heart broken, as he wanted to always remain on the side of the ger. But sacrificing this time just to keep the safety of his beloved is enough to keep him going. After this, we will make sure to pamper Lin Mian Mian more until he can no longer survive without him.


    Yan JinLong has been standing beside to shelf. He opened one book, then another book, and then another until stacks of book was formed beside him. The time that took Minister Chang to bring Lin Mian Mian seems to be taking time so he decided to just come over and look. He was the leader after all and the likes of Minister Chang are easy to defeat.


    He just walked out from the room when heard more noises. He did not rush forward but instead remained on the side where a curtain is covering their view. He stood up there, looking on the other way as he listened to a few familiar voices. The one talking is Lin Mian Mian and a favored concubine called Yin Mei Mei. He can''t seem to detect Chang Jie''s voice though.


    They are discussing about the concubines Yan JinLong punished. The concubines were sent to the cold palace when they somehow offended Yan JinLong. The emperor was not really thinking straight on that time and just wanted to see Lin Mian Mian. He did not like the feeling of expecting but receiving different on one end. Yan JinLong also knows that this is a scheme used by one of his harem members to which he was very aware of from the start.


    He made the rash decision of placing these women to the cold palace to show that he is not interested with them. But he never thought that this will also bring Lin Mian Mian to think that he is not allowed to go. This instilled fear inside the heart of the ger and so did not opt to visit him. Yan JinLong cursed his carelessness. He was stupid to think that Lin Mian Mian will share the same thoughts as him.


    He wanted to listen but as the commotion goes further; his heart breaks more into pieces. When he heard Chang Jie to conclude the decision, he returned to his study with a stuffy feeling. All the things that he thought will give glory to him backfired with no good results.


    Why does it seem that every time he does something good for Lin Mian Mian will always return as a misfortune?


    He closed the door. He is now more determined to lock Lin Mian Mian on his side and never let him go again. Seeing that things will constantly keep them separate made him decide to do things that nobody has ever done before. What is tradition ba? If it this one will ensure Lin Mian Mian''s safety then he will go against the will of the gods.


    What is the meaning of a long life for a mortal if all he can experience is this miserable things? He''d rather trade immortality just to gain the love of his beloved. Even if it is painful, he will endure until that person will give up on him. He will sacrifice everything just to change to fate. And all else. Yan JinLong knows it very well.


    Love is very painful ah.

 018 : Right On The Spot

    Lin Mian Mian was pulled inside the room with a strong force as if he was sucked in by some interdimensional monster responsible for trapping adventurers. But Lin Mian Mian is no adventurer and the interdimensional monster is not, well, an interdimensional monster but an ancient fuccboi named Yan JinLong.


    That''s right folks! Lin Mian Mian was suddenly brought to the boss level!


    Suddenly brought by the demon lord Yan JinLong, the captured prince(ess) from a far, far, far , far away land, Lin Mian Mian was tied in a golden rope that restricted his actions. He was protected by the little mages, Lu Mao and the rotten maids, but was defeated by the bitter single dog Chang Jie that became the traitor at the end.


    The little mages are still small kids so they don''t have the power to fight the demon lord Yan JinLong and could only pray to the angels to keep prince(ess) Lin Mian Mian safe. They could only watch and stare at the closed door that connects the two worlds of fantasy and reality. Lu Mao wanted to cry and the rotten maids are about to go hysterical... they stuck their ears on the walls and...


    And wondered if they could hear some ''juicy'' sounds?


    "Let''s go," Chang Jie, the single dog traitor, said. The little children look up at him. "The Emperor will ''take good care'' of Concubine Lin for a while. They shall not be disturbed."


    Lu Mao is disgruntled. It''s obvious that he did not want to leave his master on the hands of the demon lord that will surely devour his innocent master. But by just seeing the fire flaming out from the traitor minister''s eyes, he has to make do.


    The rotten maids are also disgruntled. It''s obvious that they did not want to leave the place without eating dog food knowing that things will get steamy and hot for a while. But by seeing the lone figure of the single dog minister traitor, they have to make do.


    The group of five people - one adult and four kids - who are not staying on the same page left the silent place. Silent place...


    Just for a while though.


    Lin Mian Mian was grabbed by a pair of hands that brought him inside the room. Though, the hands that grabbed him are gentle making sure that it was not too tight to hurt him and not too loose to let him go. He was carried as if he was the most fragile thing in the world. Lin Mian Mian tried to wriggle but he was locked in place, only letting him recognize that he was being carried out like a bride and that the room that he was brought in is dark.


    Well, it''s not really that dark. It was still in the middle of the day and it would be very impossible for the night to suddenly come unattended. As his eyes adjusted to the dark, he can see traces of blocked light from large square windows. It seems that the thick curtains obstructed the light creating a dark room enough to develop pictures or to create perfumes.


    Lin Mian Mian knows that he was inside the study and this guy who carried him is the emperor but the atmosphere brought an ambigious feeling. He was placed in a soft chair that resembled a single seater sofa. He was put down very carefully as to not hurt him. Lin Mian Mian took this chance to stand up again but the larger man trapped him in the middle by placing both of his arms on the sides of the chair.


    Due to the darkness, the two figures struggled to see each other. What they can picture are the lines of the face so they weren''t able to recognize the emotions each other was giving.


    Yan JinLong is showing a very sincere yet obvious sadness on his eyes. He look at Lin Mian Mian lovingly as his body reacted to the warmth the young man is emitting. He wanted to hold him, to gently carress him, to carry him forever to infinity but there are chains that locking him down.


    Lin Mian Mian is obviously nervous, his eyes glistening with wonder and anxiousness. His heart has been beating very loud since earlier due to the sudden surprise from the man, but the heartbeat multiplied when Yan JinLong suddenly hovered over his figure. His breath suddenly hitched, gulping down the warmth that has been creeping up to his throat and nose.


    The feeling is not bad but it was suffocating.


    Yan JinLong leaned closer to see the face of Lin Mian Mian. Lin Mian Mian inched back, trying to avoid the emperor''s advances. Yan JinLong did not stop and continued closing in as Lin Mian Mian leans back until his head reached the head of the chair. Yan JinLong only stopped a few inches from Lin Mian Mian''s face - far enough to let each other have a space yet near enough to feel each other''s breath.


    He studied the face of his new wife from the dark picturing the expected expression of this wife. Lin Mian Mian did not fully accepted him. He might look gentle and forbearing when interacting with him but the ger is always hesitant. It wasn''t ''reluctance'' so he keep on advancing. Only by taking a mile after given an inch will give him results.


    Lin Mian Mian is not in love with him... yet.


    "How are you?" Yan JinLong asked, his voice slightly hoarse. It came out as a half whisper considering the silence of the place.


    "Mnn," Lin Mian Mian answered softly. "We just met earlier."


    Yan JinLong chuckled. "I know. Still, I miss you."


    Lin Mian Mian pursed his lips. This emperor is making him mad ah! He has been having an internal battle yet this emperor still keep on giving him his good sides. He knows that deep within the feelings that he developed is due to the emperor''s dileberate show of affection.


    Earlier, he just found a missing puzzle piece from the mystery of the original Lin Mian Mian''s suffering. Considering that this world is still following the original plot, then the movements of the non-rebirthed and non-transmigrators is still the same with the previous one. It only means that the encounter earlier only happened due to Lin Mian Mian''s interference of the story.


    If he believed Yin Mei Mei''s provocation, it is possible that he will follow the same scenes in the past where he will be sent out during the next meetings. This only means that Yan JinLong actions is original and true. He has always shown favoritism to the original Lin Mian Mian since they got married so it''s obvious that his affection towards the ger is real. It''s just that the schemes obstructed the happy line that caused the drift.


    Now facing the man, Lin Mian Mian can tell how hurt the emperor is. He wanted the love of the ger yet Lin Mian Mian is not giving it to him. The original Lin Mian Mian also felt the same thing. The original Lin Mian Mian wanted the love of the emperor but wasn''t given to him... well, it should be given but the green tea-bitches blocked it.


    So when the emperor raped Lin Mian Mian in the past...


    He was still skeptical but he has doubts on that. He had only seen the original''s memory so he wasn''t sure about the events. Though, he can tell what the original was feeling on that time. He was hurt.


    Lin Mian Mian is in pain.


    Yan JinLong is closed enough to see the worries from his wife. He was attempted to kiss his wife on the lips but he refrained. Instead, he only kissed Lin Mian Mian on the forehead to ease the itch in his heart. Lin Mian Mian subconsciously closed his eyes when the emperor kissed the cinnabar under his eyes next.


    "Don''t worry, I will never hate you," Yan JinLong said.


    Lin Mian Mian nodded. "So you heard-"


    "I will never dare to hurt you," Yan JinLong muttered as if an oath signed by the heavens. "If that happens, I will kill myself. Remember that."


    Lin Mian Mian showed a bit of hesitation then he nodded. Yan JinLong was pleased as he proceeded on kissing his lips right now. It wasn''t deep but quick, like a dragonfly''s touch. But that quick kiss left a lingering feeling in both of them . Yan JinLong breathed heavily as he tried to calm the standing python down there.


    As for Lin Mian Mian, he was feeling devastated as if his heart was bombed with a hydrogen bomb. Shit, he thanked the darkness of the room that covered his red face. He wasn''t shy but that kiss is enough to strangle him to death. He is already ''feeling'' something and that kiss is a catalyst.


    Are you trying to kill me out of love ba!


    Yan JinLong senses the sudden change of emotion from the wife. He blinked, wondering what happened. Just then, Lin Mian Mian was possessed by a malevolent spirit when he suddenly reached out to give Yan JinLong a kiss. Indeed, he was possessed because after that Lin Mian Mian almost wanted to commit seppuku right on the spot.


    Why... what happened? Why did he kissed him ah?


    It''s because of the ambigious atmosphere ah. It''s the atmosphere, not me!


    As Lin Mian Mian''s internal battle started again, Yan JinLong laughed. He scooped the ger up from the seat scaring Lin Mian Mian the most. It was dark and suddenly carrying him up caused the tension making Lin Mian Mian hug on the emperor''s neck like a koala. Yan JinLong chuckled again as he placed his head on the crook of the ger''s neck.


    "Don''t laugh," Lin Mian Mian pouted, slightly giving the emperor soft punches on his back. It didn''t hurt Yan JinLong. Well, maybe it did a number and killed his heart because of meng.


    "I''m not," the emperor said, still chuckling.


    "You are!" Lin Mian Mian no longer pretended and complained.


    "Yes, I am, I am," Yan JinLong rained a few kisses on the ger''s face while turning around to sit on the chair.


    He landed with a thud as the chair creaked on his and Lin Mian Mian''s added weight. The emperor shifted the ger so both can get comfortable with their body being close and intimate as ever. Lin Mian Mian is sitting on the emperor''s lap facing the man with both of his legs spread apart on each sides. He can feel Yan JinLong''s hand kneading his bottom as if he was kneading some pizza dough.


    "Stop it," Lin Mian Mian is still throwing a trantum as he pushed his body away slightly from the emperor. But he was locked in place and his legs are fitted perfectly on the side like puzzle pieces so he could only push a bit to file a complain.


    "Okay," Yan JinLong obeyed the order like a dog, but it doesn''t mean that he will stop. After kneading the two soft mounds of dumpling ready to be eaten, he shifted his hands to the front and skillfully slid inside the other man''s robe. It was quick and swift, Lin Mian Mian could only moan when the hand touched the bare skin.


    "No... you bully..." Lin Mian Mian moaned, his body started to weaken. He knows this very sensation. His body is submitting to the man ah!


    "I''m a bully? Are you not the one?" Yan JinLong bit the soft lobes of the ger. Lin Mian Mian''s ears are one of his sensitive parts so the ger made another long gasp.


    ''Mnn... not fair... ," this world is very unfair! The fate knows that Lin Mian Mian is already falling in love with the emperor yet it still wants them to be together. He wanted to leave the palace! Why is it that everyone wanted him to be with this fuccboi.


    "You are also not fair, Err-Mian. You know that I love you so much. I hope you will also love me back," Yan JinLong muttered the words softly. AFter bitting the lobes, he proceeded on licking them clean down to the neck leaving a trail of strawberries. Lin Mian Mian would offer a delicious moan that only added to the pervert gas engine.


    How will the emperor stop if his wife continued on seducing him?


    The clothes was not taken away but remained peeled out like a banana. Yan JinLong can''t see the bare chest and shoulders of his wife as his senses became hazy due to the pleasure. But this is not a disadvantage. Instead, it only added a good effect to the two. The dark room made the atmosphere more erotic because of their heightened senses due to the loss of sight.


    Yan JinLong traced the spine on the ger''s back. The cold air made the hairs of Lin Mian Mian rise as his body arched towards the emperor. Yan JinLong can feel the warmth on his chest as he surprised Lin Mian Mian by licking on it. Lin Mian Mian flinched, his arms uncontrolably wrapped around the emperor''s neck with one hand grabbing the curly hair of the emperor. Yan JinLong can''t see the two nubs as his tongue explored his skin.


    Gasps and moans can be heard to the corner of the dark room. Nobody can see what is happening but one can tell that both persons are enjoying the feeling. Lin Mian Mian hissed with pleasure when his cute pink junior was caught by the huge hand of the emperor. Yan JinLong heard his wife mewled and could not help but to start pumping to hear more.


    "Aiya~~ Mn... that''s... mnnn... faster..." Lin Mian Mian could no longer find his sanity as he rested his being to the shoulders of the emperor. When Yan JinLong teased him more than what he worth, he would bite the emperor. This bite is not painful but stimulating. His plan of turning off the guy only lead Yan JinLong to tease him more.


    Lin Mian Mian is really weak to pleasure so after a few more touches he came. His fluid landed to the both of their bodies filling them with an ambigious scent. From the string of white fluid, Yan JinLong can tell that this person did not touched his self from the one week that they are apart. This only means that he was also pent up like him.


    The ger breathed in and out quickly before his body calm down. The ecstasy was too much that he almost wanted to just shut the computer down and take some rest. But the after glow has not yet receded when he was carried up again. Lin Mian Mian quickly clung to his life before his back landed to the sofa again.


    He was surprised by the sudden change of position. They are back to the same setting before. He was sitting on the chair while the emperor is trapping him in between. But the atmosphere is somewhat different. Yan JinLong right now is holding on his own colossial titan pumping it to release.


    Is he planning to enter it?


    Lin Mian Mian suddenly felt fear. He quickly stood up trying to escape but the emperor pried his legs before he managed to do it. Yan JinLong then removed the remaining fabric below showing his bare soft legs. If there is light, Yan JinLong would eventually see a pale white skin tinted with pink blush. But even without light, he can already imagine the scene on his mind.


    Yan JinLong hovered over the figure. Lin Mian Mian weakly pushed the man''s chest to keep him away. Yan JinLong took the gentle hands before closing in to whisper something on his ears:


    "I know you don''t want it. I won''t do it until you initiate it..."


    Lin Mian Mian is about to regsiter the words when suddenly the earlier pried legs was brought together again with a slap. Two large hands grab his calves and raised up imitating a figure of a baby that was being wiped off on the butt. His process circuit took time to realize what is happening when Yan JinLong already rammed the scalding hot rod in between his legs.


    His cried with tears with eyes wide with surprise. The titan that should go ''choo choo'' in the tunnel instead took the other side and entered the space between his flesh lump legs. The sensation is new and stimulating that his already milked pink junior woke up when a visitor suddenly barged in. His throat released a sound of addiction that roused the colossial titan more.


    It is true that Yan JinLong has been taken good care of Lin Mian Mian''s ''masterful fapping'' but that is not enough to satisfy his desires. He has been longing to enter that place but Lin Mian Mian refused to let him in so he will never enter it. Instead, he took the alternative and used other body parts to rub him. After all, this part is still Lin Mian Mian''s. He will love it no matter what.


    Two bunnies made the most steamy love making of all. Yan JinLong is beading with large sweat as he worked very hard to satisfy the wife. Lin Mian Mian is almost dying on bliss, his body moving up and down with the forced motion. He thought that he will feel disgusted if Yan JinLong would do it but actually he was liking it very much. Like how they do it on those two weeks, Lin Mian Mian submitted to the pleasure.


    Yan JinLong is almost coming near with Lin Mian Mian feeling the same. He tightened the hold of the ger''s legs as he pounded much faster and harder bringing the ger to release broken gasps and moans. When he finally released, hot liquid showered to the ger''s chest up to his face. Lin Mian Mian also came after, his fluid mixing with the emperor. Yan JinLong collapsed on Lin Mian Mian as he adjusted their position to not hurt Lin Mian Mian.


    The rested for a while before someone took the initiative to speak. Of course, it was Yan JinLong who took the chance knowing that Lin Mian Mian is weak from the ''exercise'' in the middle of the day. He brought the young man on his chest as he caressed the soft hair that tangled due to the static rubbing on the chair.


    "How is it?" He asked.


    Lin Mian Mian is already on the middle of resting as his eyes closed to sleep. He only slapped the emperor''s shoulder as if demanding. Yan JinLong chuckled. The action is enough to tell that Lin Mian Mian was also satisfied.


    "Okay baby, you take your rest. I''ll just wake you up later for snacks."


    Lin Mian Mian nodded. Good, serve me well you fuccboi. Serve me because I am your master.


    Yan JinLong smiled in delight as he rained a few kisses to the young man again. Lin Mian Mian has finally fallen asleep and is snoring on his arms softly. The emperor took the sleeping wife on his bed chambers that is only on the other side of the room and cleaned him. After cleaning, he tuck the wife under the blanket, kissing his forehead gently, before leaving to return to his work again.

 019 : Inspecting the Husband’s Room (Part 1)

    It was already three in the afternoon when the ger with an ethereal beauty opened his eyes. The curtains of the room was draped on the sides with the windows open wide letting the warm light and fresh air to enter. The fragile figure that only moved its head looked at the outside world that is still brimming with life and energy.


    This scene seems to be played for about three times in this story. Though the first two scenes depicted a forlorn lover, however this time, Lin Mian Mian showed a rather warm image of a newlywed wife. His caramel-colored irises watched the dancing curtain refreshingly with the air feeling naughty playing with the silk. This made his lips smile in delight.


    He sighed a small breath before closing his eyes then-


    AHHHH!


    He screamed internally - anyone who has mind ability powers could have cursed and died with ears bleeding from his screeching. He looks very refined and lazy whatsoever on the outside but the insides of Lin Mian Mian is now writhing with ''cringe'' and ''embarrassment''. The monkeys residing on his mind has played the cymbals for so long had long gone died and short-circuited. What was left working is a hamster running on a treadmill with a speed of forty kilometers per second.


    Events of what happened earlier played on his mind in HD of 1080 quality.


    The cinema opens in 3... 2... 1...


    Two figures are writhing in the dark, though; despite the lack of light, everyone can see the flush on their skin. The one below is moaning, pleading in cries and lustful sobs. This person is very weak in pleasure than once touched by the desire he would quickly submit. His body is responding to the touch, openly pulling the man like a magnet kissing the opposite pole.


    The person above is also on the same state. He was nowhere near calm especially that he was having a skin-to-skin real life touch with his beloved. He was raining his beloved with kisses, each that are either fleeting or deep. He can feel his body getting hot every moment especially to that twitching light saber below that needed release. However, he knows that the person below him locked all the doors to keep the vault safe so he could only make do by passing in between the thighs.


    The person above, dubbed as Character A, but let''s call him with an ''alias'' of Yan JinLong the immortal fucc-master of romantic cultivation, is the third young master of the Yan Family. He is currently the CEO of the Best Husband Corporation that has been standing all firm for a hundred years.


    He is known for his brazen character, despite the aloof and cold nature. He is known for his nightly escapade, as well as his flings with big-busted models and pretty actresses. His Vice President, Chang Jie, is questioning his self why he served this shameless president that would often go bang and run after the deed. Did he not know that he has to clean all the mess his self?


    On the other hand, the person below, dubbed as Character B, but let us call him with an ''alias'' of Lin Mian Main the Fortress Holder of the Chrysanthemum Club, is a new graduate student who just entered the company by the help of Chang Jie. He has a good background and noble family, so he was quickly admitted to the job.


    However, Lin Mian Mian is a good-natured kid so he was not aware of all the schemes happening inside the company. When his father died in an accident, all of the assets owned by the family were taken down by the scheming people. This left Lin Mian Mian with a huge dept. He sold all the properties that he owned himself but it was not enough for the losses. With no choice, he took the route of becoming the President''s pet to get money-


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to choke black blood all of the sudden. Where is this melodramatic clich¨¦ office story come from? Why is it playing in his mind as if he was some tortured sheep ready to be eaten by some dragon bastard or something? This isn''t some soap opera ah! He is not some Character B who always is eaten at the end-


    Well, he was indeed eaten, right?


    He shook his head to clear his thoughts. He must be feeling very stressed lately that now he was starting to think that this romance between him and the emperor is like some old office hook up story that only started with money and contract shit but ended up in a happy relationship. He will never fall in love with the emperor, even though his body was easily swooned by those honeyed words, he will never fall!


    Lin Mian Mian, hold on tight on the spider''s rope. Don''t fall! Don''t fall! Hold tight-


    These are the thoughts of the in-denial ger whose face is all still and flawless but with a mind filled with R+18 shits of AV-made scripts and food.


    After a few minutes of fighting the right hand side and the left, Lin Mian Mian finally came back from the Planet In-denial and landed to the Earth''s surface. He slowly shuffled up, sitting upright while carefully moving his legs. There was no pain on his butt, which he hailed very much, but there was this throbbing feeling in between his thighs. He raised the quilt up to look at the small haven below and indeed found his thighs a bit swelling.


    But why is it swelling? Of course, Lin Mian Mian knows the answer! He studied and mastered the art of fapping, how could he not know what sumata is?


    [A/N: I know, I am introducing another term again. Sumata is a Japanese word that means sex without penetration, usually by rubbing in between the thighs or calves. Oh well, it''s better to just click on Google-sama to get better enlightenment.]


    Face filled with red hue, Lin Mian Mian lowered the quilt again and look around. That bastard did not use the back door but still managed to pass. What if he gets pregnant ha? Well, Lin Mian Mian isn''t really the type to abort kids if he accidentally got them. Actually, he''d rather take the child and let it live the life it was given. He''s not stupid to have the kid take the blame.


    If he did get pregnant with Yan JinLong, he would surely crash all the gates out and take the child far, far away. He would file a divorce saying that his husband contracted him a strange disease called ''responsibility''. And if the husband did not want to comply with his request of separation, he will kill the husband-


    Why would he kill his self? Yan JinLong did not want the kid? Then, eliminate him. Why let the unborn kid suffer?


    He pushed the nonsense thoughts to the back of his head and focused to the current situation. Now that his mind is free from sarcastically uncalled monologues, he found his self nested in a room that is slightly different from his room. No, to say that it was only ''slightly different'' is not a valid answer in a crime scene investigation. He was actually in a different room!


    Oh, oh! Whose room could it be? Maybe Lin Mian Mian got drunk from the company''s opening party and was brought in by some stranger who got interested with him at first sight? Could this be the plot where the second male lead would appear that will serve as the first rival of the leading male lead CEO Yan JinLong?


    Nah, what a superfluous idea. Lin Mian Mian is already sick of his own self jokes.


    "Of course, this is that bastard''s room. Where could I possibly be found other than on my own bed and his bed?" He smirked.


    Well, to say that he knows that answer from the start is a lie. The reason why he was able to find it out is due to logic, and second is because every corner of the room is screaming ''ALLELUAH! ALLELUAH! YAN JINLONG''S PROPERTY. DO NOT TOUCH. ALLELUUUUUUAH!''. Well, isn''t Lin Mian Mian has this warning sign printed on his whole being too?


    Just by the bed, one can easily guess that only a huge man with an unlimited supply of mayonnaise could fit in here. It was a triple King Sized bed with sturdier ability to hold on great flashfloods and earthquakes. However, the toughness of the base is complimented by the very smooth texture of the silk and sheets. It was even a two hundred percent five star rate that Lin Mian Mian''s limited edition discounted bed on the Lin Courtyard.


    True, that limited edition bed was comfortable to the point of making him lazy. But the emperor''s bed''s talent is much superior with its relationship acclaiming goals of engulfing the resting person to death. Lin Mian Mian did not even feel the discomfort in his body due to its hypnotizing power and possessive abilities.


    Tsk. Like the owner, this bed is also luring him to stay.


    The bed is curtained with net embroidered by the master spiders, skillfully creating an image of a dragon flying in all corners as if watching the person resting inside the sheets. It blocks the view from the outside but Lin Mian Mian can completely see the other side clearly. He did not know how it happened but it follows the same concept of that of a tinted glass. He could have missed it if only he didn''t feel the soft fabric tickling his skin.


    After a battle of superiority, Lin Mian Mian managed to separate from the heavenly bed and walked around. He had never seen the Emperor''s chambers on the past''s memories because the Emperor would often want to do it on the courtyard. He seems to be fond of the place where Lin Mian Mian''s scent is evident so he always goes to the courtyard than doing it on his room.


    Lin Mian Mian first inspected the walls that are filled with either curtains, swords, animal antlers, swords again, curtains, spider webs (oh, nobody is doing his job properly in cleaning here), trophies, animal skins, gold statues, picture frames, curtains, the never ending swords, spider webs-


    Lin Mian Mian quickly slapped the pause button and rewinds the scene 0.075 seconds back to time. He is now facing the wall decorated with boxes of picture frames with the largest one imprinting the portrait of the current emperor. The smaller frames are the pictures of the other family members and so on. But his very focus right now is on the largest portrait that seems to be resembling Yan JinLong... If only it was drawn properly upright!


    Lin Mian Mian could not help but to laugh out loud while holding his stomach. What is this? What kind of monstrosity is this? Why this large portrait is showed a rather disfigured Yan JinLong than his usual wonderful aloof face with a smile? Well, he did not like admitting the fact that Yan JinLong is indeed handsome, but man, this one is really very hilarious. The guy on the portrait just looks like someone who survived a diarrhea!


    The eyes are too sharp that it was pricklier than the cactus. His nose is crooked, crooker than the witch''s hat. And his ears? Oh no, a donkey''s ears is far more interesting to look at than this. Lin Mian Mian has rolled over the floor, cried while thumping the ground, almost puking rainbows out from laughing out too much. Sadly, Yan JinLong is not there to see his wife''s natural laughter. Because if he did...


    Well, he would gift this horrible portrait of him to his wife. No, he wasn''t planning to kill him from laughter. He just liked seeing that face smiling naturally than a fake chuckle.


    "Shit, I am dying," Lin Mian Mian cried after a thousand of years of laughter. "I never laughed out like this in my whole life! Damn, you fuccboi, you are indeed a joke!"


    He suppressed the dying cry of his laughter and eased up, but still, seeing that portrait still gives him tickles. He distracted his self from seeing the portrait by looking at the other smaller frames. Somehow, the way the portraits drawn in these frames are well and good. He could almost see the shine coming from the eyes as if the pictures are really. Why... why is it... does the artist who made this portrait has a grudge against Yan JinLong to make his picture horrible like this?


    He shook his head. Well, no wonder Yan JinLong would hide this picture on his room. Aside from his self, nobody would dare to enter this place. Even the single dog minister Chang Jie has to get permission from the man before he could cross this place. Lin Mian Mian now thought of an idea. If there is any better place to hide a vault, it would be behind this ugly portrait.


    The inspection to the wall is complete so he continued on busting on the cabinets and what not. He opened whatever drawer he could see and inspected the contents inside. One table, he found a lot of receipts and important documents. He only looks at them as if they are waste papers and locked it down. He also found some funny objects like some old books that owned by Yan JinLong when he was still young and small clothes. But the drawer that he found under the wardrobe of the emperor gave him a trauma...


    Well, he never thought that ''kink'' already existed on this time. Especially that what he had seen is a series of banana length figures, marbles connected to a long band of elastic stick, lube...


    Okay, let''s pretend that he didn''t see that.


    Lin Mian Mian halted on his ventures when spotted another smaller portraits on the corner of the room. Somehow, they are still locked in frames but in an older decoration. There are no dusts surrounding the portraits, telling him that that person must be always hanging in this corner for no reason. Maybe he was planting mushrooms?


    He looked at the portraits and was surprised to found a photo of Lin Mian Mian and General Lin...


    Tears streamed down from his eyes. Lin Mian Mian suddenly felt a heavy load occupying his chest making the water flow continuously. He was surprised by the nauseating feeling that he almost wondered if the tears are from the original being than to his self. The current Lin Mian Mian has no qualms about the Lin father. Even though that he sympathized him on his death, he was still a stranger. He felt neither obligation nor any feelings towards the person. Yet he cried...


    "You must really love your father. Sacrificing yourself... what filial piety..."


    But whatever things that he could, the original Lin Mian Mian has long gone in this world. The tears that he had are from the memories that remained inside the body. He could at least give this poor guy a satisfying life out from the palace. Lin Mian Mian took the portrait and hugged it while silently praying. At least, the father and son must be together somewhere, living eternal life happily.


    He returned the picture and continued on probing the other ones. He saw pictures of some woman that he assumed would be the Empress Dowager and the previous Emperor. There is also a picture of a familiar looking youth... Eh, isn''t this his fuccboi husband? Why is this portrait drawn very well?


    The features of the young Yan JinLong are indeed very different to his imposing aura now. Looking at it, nobody would assume that he would grow up a fuccboi. Lin Mian Mian can see the innocence of the baby face, why did he become a monster? Monster, aiya, with good looks. A smile of a younger man could capture hearts even the iron walled Lin Mian Mian could not help but to blush.


    He glared on each picture that has Yan JinLong on it. He would curse; send all the misfortunes of his life, as if by doing this it would kill the emperor. But did he ever wonder why of all the pictures, he would pick all Yan JinLong''s photos just to curse them?


    Isn''t this almost the same with how a kindergarten ''who often teases the girl he likes'' acts?


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 020 : Inspecting the Husband’s Room (Part 2)

    Shit, I am hungry.


    While Lin Mian Mian is happily and grudgingly cursing and praising Yan JinLong''s ''upright high school'' pictures, he suddenly heard the living being inside his stomach grumble. The sound is so loud that Lin Mian Mian almost got scared out of his wits. Well, this is his usual hunger call so Lin Mian Mian quickly dismissed the fun time and started searching for food.


    The riches inside the room glimmered before the sight of the ger but the person itself ignored their pretty calls. Lin Mian Mian hummed as he stood up from the corner and quickly searched for an exit. He was caressing his flattened stomach endearingly while murmuring sweet nothings to it, trying to ease the hunger by reciting names of fast-food gourmet.


    He wanted to eat pizza, burger, and fries. These are the common but really suited his taste. Also, since he can''t afford high class meals he would only eat these greasy food and some instant noodles and ramen. He is also fond of eating cold sweets like ice creams and jellies, and if you offer him a huge cake? Well, he will accept it with all heart and stomach.


    His appetite is really big ah!


    Though, he indeed missed eating these comfort food. Since he transmigrated, all he eaten are all natural and healthy. The kids will only serve him the best food ignoring the money they used in exchange of getting quality products. Lin Mian Mian could not also suddenly act and cook a burger, right? People will surely be suspicious for just suddenly being able to make a delicacy in one try that will surely sell out in a few hours.


    Oh well, Lin Mian Mian is not worried at all.


    Earlier, when he brought the box lunches for the emperor, he made sure to make a lot of servings enough for two people. No, it should be servings for three people: one serving for the emperor and the rest is for him. Even though Lin Mian Mian is considered as a free loader inside the palace, he is still the one who cooked so he thought he should take the seventy five percent of the shares as labor compensation.


    Plus, Lin Mian Mian knows how frail this person''s body is. By just seeing the thin arms and legs, he could not help but to wonder what kind of diet the original Lin Mian Mian is having. Even though Lin Mian Mian is not the macho man on his original world, he was still a bit plump and fleshy that it made a good substitute to the wonderful muscle buns and six-pack. His body''s constitution that allows him to remain slim and fit despite the hoard of food he eats daily helped him gain the appearance.


    But this body is almost all bones and sticks ah! Despite the refined appearance and beauty, he was too thin for his body preference. People need not to become thin to look beautiful. Just a little bit of meat and fat is good. That''s why he decided to change the thin appearance of the original body and give it some meat. Since this body has the same constitution like his own body from the previous world, he is not worried to eat double extra servings.


    And for the emperor? Bah, he already has those good muscles, why should I give him more? Lin Mian Mian already had forgotten the first plan of feeding the emperor until he becomes huge and fat due to his internal struggle with food.


    He walked towards the open window. The curtain waved smoothly in the wind giving off a dreamy atmosphere. Lin Mian Mian looked over and found the window facing a huge courtyard. It seems that this is the said garden owned by the late emperor. It was his gift to his empress, and passed on to the son who become the emperor.


    Lin Mian Mian would appreciate such sight but he can''t eat the beautiful flowers and the butterflies so he exited the incoming dramatic monologue he was planning to do. He instead walked towards the nearby door and forcefully pushed it open! FREEZE! IT''S THE POLICE!


    Just kidding. Lin Mian Mian isn''t the type to show his not-so aggressive nature. Instead, he tried to unlock whatever lock there is on the door and slowly pushed it outside. This opened him to another room that still has the same ambiance with the bedroom. Though, he recognized this one.


    Well, isn''t this the place where they made the acrobatic freestyle exercise earlier?


    He walked out the room and scanned the whole place. Indeed, this is the room where he was earlier. Even though it is dark, Lin Mian Mian could somehow picture out the objects around the room due to the shadows. Also, from the looks of the closed large door that was in front of the study table, this is the only possible entrance to the Emperor''s study.


    The study room of the Emperor looks almost the same on how he imagined it. There is this large table in the middle part of the room with its back facing a floor-to-ceiling window draped with thick colored curtains. There are inkbottles and an ink grinder on the table, as well as some writing materials and scrolls of fresh papers. Two books are folded neatly on the edge of the table coupled with gold paperweights.


    There are two large shelves filled with books on the left side of the room. Lin Mian Mian looked at the book titles and noticed that most of them are political management and accounting budget whatsoever. He nodded, understanding what those titles meant. After all, his work on the previous world is in line with this one. Maybe his knowledge about business management is far better than these books.


    Another decoration found inside the study room is the square table surrounded with three large chairs. Lin Mian Mian stared at the closest chair blankly before scenes of the earlier explicit content flooded on his mind again.


    Wait, wait, wait... isn''t this the chair where...


    He smirked. The scene that he played out earlier on his mind seems to be really copying the usual gay office affair where the president fucks the poor assistant on its table without considering the possibility of being caught. It''s just that the setting is based on a historical fantasy drama where the characters are emperor and a male consort.


    And Yan JinLong is that perverted Emperor, and Lin Mian Mian is the male consort.


    Somehow, the scenes played on his mind automatically reminded him that he is the bottom of all of these affairs...


    He coughed, almost copying the ill-death cough of Minister Chang to ease the blood rushing on his head.


    The emperor''s study is empty so Yan JinLong must be on some other places doing his job. He turned around, trying to erase the question about that chair - if ever the emperor cleaned it from their mess - and moved around to the other side of the room where he found another passage. Though, there was no door dividing the rooms but instead a curtain made up of circular beads was placed on the doorframe.


    Lin Mian Mian parted the curtain triggering a thin whistle from the beads rubbing. This room is not larger than the study room but is more comfortable to look at. The whole room is decorated with soft colored palette combined with a few decorative plates and vases. An open sliding paper door is on the other side exhibiting to a patio leading towards the garden. This must be the garden that he saw on Yan JinLong''s room earlier.


    In the middle of the room, a low table was placed. A small potted succulent plant was on the center together with the unused tea set. Four knee cushions are on the each sides of the low table that serves as the chair for the occupant. Somehow, this reminded Lin Mian Mian the image of a usual Japanese tea room. It''s just that the floor is not made up of tatami but wood planks carpeted with soft red wool.


    Though, normally, people would admire the scenery for a while before muttering some suggestive points. However, Lin Mian Mian ignored all the beautiful things aside and went over to look at the littered objects above the low table that the maids must have forgotten to clean. He hovered over the familiar looking containers for a while until he recognized all of it.


    Isn''t this... isn''t this!


    Isn''t this the lunch box that he made for the emperor?


    Lin Mian Mian kneeled down, hastily looking over the box lunches, and opened them one by one. Both of his mind and stomach rejoiced from the discovery and are ready to consume whatever is inside the containers. He was beaming with energy as he lifted the covers up. But the wonderful childish smile that he was having was easily turned upside down when he found that all the lunch boxes empty.


    EMPTY!


    Did that stupid al''mighty sex fiend emperor ate all of his food?


    Did he? DID HE?


    The first thing Lin Mian Mian wanted to do right now is to flip the table!


    How- how dare he eat all the food that he brought? How dare he eat that unfair share of food that was meant for him? That was for three people for goodness sake! What kind of appetite does that emperor have?


    He had already eaten Lin Mian Mian, yet, he was still able to finish that lot of food? Lin Mian Mian wanted to cry, and at the same time, attack the emperor for his thoughtlessness. Lin Mian Mian had long forgotten that the ingredients that he used was paid by the money from Yan JinLong''s pockets, and that he was really like a wastrel spending without working on it.


    But do you think Lin Mian Mian will accept any argument? Of course, no, not now that he was especially hungry. For a person that eats five times a day, missing one schedule already feels like death! Lin Mian Mian is also a warrior ah! He needs food to replenish energy!


    While Lin Mian Mian is slowly becoming an adorable ball of rage, his servant Lu Mao heard a shuffling coming from the room. Servants are not allowed inside the Emperor''s chamber lest they were called. Thus, when he thought that his master is already awake he called out. Lin Mian Mian heard the familiar young voice of one of his babies and calmed down. He slumped on the nearby cushion before letting Lu Mao in.


    "Master Lin, are you alright?" The first thing the servant asked. Lu Mao was there when Lin Mian Mian was dragged in by the monster. He somehow guessed what could have happened between his master and the ''legal husband'' behind closed doors.


    "I''m all right, don''t worry. Nothing happened between us..." yet, nothing yet.


    Lu Mao heaved a sigh of relief. "Then, is there anything master wanted to do?"


    "Xiao Mao, what happened to these?" Lin Mian Mian pointed to the empty box lunches. "These are eaten by...?"


    "Oh, it was eaten by His Majesty, Young Master," Lu Mao replied with a very happy expression.


    Lin Mian Mian was surprised by the happy smile of the little kid. Usually, when they are talking about Yan Jinlong, it was Lu Mao who always has a worried and gloomy expression. Why does he look happy now?


    "Xiao Mao, tell me," Lin Mian Mian gestured the little child to come closer.


    Lu Mao was used to his master''s caring attitude so he did not think twice to step over the servant-master boundary and sat beside the space Lin Mian Mian patted. He looks up to the ger with his child like eyes.


    "Well..." Lu Mao narrated the story.


    Earlier, the servants from the Lin Courtyard were taken by Minister Chang. He made them rest to the other room where usually only important guests were allowed to stay. The number of one adult and four children waited for who knows long before a summon from another servant called them. Minister Chang left and went to to study as what he was instructed while the children waited before the door of the Emperor''s chambers.


    On their previous life, these children never had the chance to come inside the Emperor''s chambers. They can only walk on the hallways where their master is allowed to stroll. That is why Lu Mao was very nervous. With a voice that still sounds like a girl, Lu Mao announced the arrival of the Lin Courtyard servants. There is no answer at first, and then Yan JinLong responded, "Come in."


    Lu Mao headed the way, as he was the unspoken leader of the gang, though he never raised his head up. It was a crime to look eye to eye with the emperor. This is to remind the status of each individual and the roles they are assigned. The Kings will always at the peak of the summit so it is normal for them to look up, while those who are under the mountains could only kneel. If they look up, they will be blinded by the light that will cause them death.


    However, Lu Mao was still able to witness a rather heartwarming scene before him.


    Lin Mian Mian, the master that will forever look beautiful and ethereal, was comfortably tucked in on the Emperor''s bed. He was sleeping soundly that one could only dare to watch from afar afraid that their noise will wake the angel up. He is already beautiful when awake, and still more beautiful when sleeping. His long eyelashes gave way to the outstanding beauty with the pink cinnabar accenting the form of his natural caramel-colored irises.


    On the other hand, Yan JinLong is sitting on the edge of the bed watching his sleeping wife with gentle eyes. His calloused hand reached out to the face of the fine jade and somehow caressed the ger''s pink cheeks. He set a strand of hair that was hanging loose to the side before leaning down to give the wife a warm kiss on the forehead. It wasn''t a kiss to the lips but it fully showed his love towards the sleeping person.


    Lu Mao, somehow, has the urge to take a picture of this fleeting memory. Even though he held a grudge against the emperor, he can''t ignore the fact that things started to change from the usual - it is as if the former world did not exist at all. In this lifetime, Lin Mian Mian is receiving the love that he deserved to which Lu Mao wished with outmost desire. He wanted to protect his young master but of course, his happiness is the top priority.


    If things indeed have changed, can he let go of the past life''s grievances and let this couple be together? He was skeptical but seeing this scene before him made him realize that the only one who could protect Lin Mian Mian is Yan JinLong.


    Will Lin Mian Mian be happy together with him?


    The emperor watched Lin Mian Mian for a while before facing the servants. Lin Mian Mian''s servants are still kids ranging from ages ten to thirteen. Remembering how his wife treated these young kids, Yan JinLong practiced a rather gentle voice to talk with them. After all, if he wanted Lin Mian Mian to love him then he needs to show that he also like all Lin Mian Mian likes, including the people inside his circle that he trusted very much.


    Yan JinLong found the servants bowing and noticed the bags they were carrying. Lu Mao, with his two lives, understood the look and quickly answered that satisfied the emperor.


    "This is Young Master Lin''s homemade dishes for the Majesty," Lu Mao responded.


    "Oh?" Yan JinLong was amused by the quick-witted youth. No wonder Lin Mian Mian liked this kid. "Then, bring it to me."


    Yan JinLong moved to the resting room where he usually takes his lunch when he lazes around. The four children placed the box lunches on the table and unwrapped the cloth. They opened the container first before taking a step back to return to the bowing position. Yan JinLong was pleased upon seeing the well-mannered servants and took a look to the lunch his wife cooked.


    "Did he cook all of this by his own?" Yan JinLong asked.


    "Yes, Your Majesty," Lu Mao replied.


    Yan JinLong was just amazed. He knows that Lin Mian Mian knows how to cook considering that the ger was trained to become a wife. But he never thought that that person''s cooking skill could reach up to this level.


    The food is simple but Yan JinLong can see the fresh color coming from the vegetables and fruits. The vibrant color of the food made it look plastic and unreal, yet the good smell and the warmth coming from the food proved that it is real. Nobody knows the concept of insulation in this world yet, so Lin Mian Mian made a makeshift insulator to make the food warm after a few hours.


    Yan JinLong took a taste. He was almost blasted up to the oblivion after tasting the first bite. A myriad of flavors spread out on his mouth reminding him of the changing seasons. He took another bite, and another bite, and another... he almost ignored all the children watching him as he gobbled up the food in a majestic manner. The children hid a sneer.


    Indeed, nobody can refuse their master''s good cooking!


    It''s not only looking good, it also tasted best! Nobody could ever stop eating after tasting the first bite. Yan JinLong is very satisfied that he did not notice that he finished eating the whole lot. Lin Mian Mian needed to eat a lot due to his big appetite, but Yan JinLong eats more. After all, Yan JinLong works the most exhausting job so in order to recuperate he needed to eat a lot. All the food that he eats never landed as fats because his daily exercise erases it.


    How about Lin Mian Mian?


    He was just idling around but still eats a lot. Well, Yan JinLong wanted to pamper whether he like it or not so it''s already a given.


    Lu Mao explained all the details to Lin Mian Mian, his happy expression matched his age. Lin Mian Mian is also smiling but on his mind he was really mad to the emperor. So he really ate everything without considering the wife?


    Little did Lin Mian Mian thought that what he just did made Yan JinLong''s love to him increased. It''s the same with the saying "A way to a man''s heart is through his stomach." Lin Mian Mian proved that Yan JinLong''s survival needed him and his cooking. Yan JinLong''s big appetite can handle both.


    "His Majesty then gifted the young master a set of new cloths. The Majesty also wanted to give young master two sacks of gold pellets but his majesty is afraid that Young Master will not accept such luxury so the Majesty let young master decide what young master wanted to have."


    If he wished for freedom, will he abide?


    Lin Mian Mian shook his head helplessly. He patted the head of the little servant and said: "Let''s think of the response later. For now, will Xiao Mao help me clean these boxes and return to our home?"


    "We are already returning?" Lu Mao was surprised. "Will not Young master Lin stay?"


    "There''s nothing else to do here. I wanted to return so I can whip out something good to eat," Lin Mian Mian decided.


    "Is Young Master Lin hungry?" Lu Mao could hear the occasional groan of his master''s stomach but never thought that it was really coming from his master. "His Majesty told us to prepare snack in case young master wakes up. Would young master want to-"


    "Okay, where is it?" Lin Mian Mian is already hungry so he pulled Lu Mao to bring him to the snacks.


    Lu Mao chuckled as he watches his master hurry towards the food.


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 021 : Chang Jie’s Tears

    "Your Majesty, please refrain from indulging carnal activities inside the study room especially during the day. It would be a problem if a guest would suddenly arrive," the stoic faced Minister Chang said.


    Yan JinLong is sitting on his study room doing the usual tasks of checking the documents. There are quite a number of papers to check, each holds great importance to the court. Some of the papers are scraps from the days he was slacking off and clogged on this day when he was all robust. Though, most of the papers that needed more attention is the monthly budget that Minister Chang will review later, and to the military orders that they needed to finish as soon as possible.


    He was currently reading the documents containing the aggregation of firearms with Minister Chang suddenly commented out of blue. He flipped the last pages of the remaining documents looking at them for a few more times before setting them aside. He took some time to massage his temples before clasping both of his hand with elbows on the table, letting his head lean on it. He was suddenly contemplating.


    Did he... Did his wonderful dog minister just told him - him, the leader of this whole nation - to not do any intimate -embarrassing- things to his wife on his own place? What is wrong with that? Their marriage is legal and approved by the court. Whatever he do to his wife is valid, and just doing it on the bedroom once is not enough.


    He wanted to do it in the bath! On the Floor! On the garden! Who cares if they will call him perverted? What if someone sees them? Well, the more people know the better! He wanted to show that Lin Mian Mian is his, and his only. Nobody would be able to touch his treasure aside from their future sons (if Lin Mian Mian approves).


    Also, isn''t his main mission to give his beloved wife the outmost care, happiness, and pleasure?


    Yan JinLong felt very offended.


    After a long pause, Yan JinLong snorted: "Who would come in the palace uninvited?"


    When it comes to visiting the palace, there are designated rules attached that were all strictly implemented. No one is allowed to just simply walk inside the palace without a certificate of invitation, a summon, or a notice. This is considered rude in the face of the current leader, and a threat to the nation''s security. Actually, even with an invitation, it is already hard to request the audience of the emperor, what''s more with the wandering people who only like to gate crash.


    If a noble wanted to enter the gates of the palace, one shall send a request letter to the lower officials. The document should include the time and date of request, the reason of request, and the possible necessities like the meeting place and such. This will be reviewed by the lower minister in accordance to the importance level dictated by Minister Chang Jie. If the request were not really that important, it would be filtered on the second review where it will be filtered again to see the appropriate time to accept it.


    When the request letter passed the first level, the mid-ranked ministers will filter it again. This time, they will separate the topics of the letters. Like, all the agricultural requests will go the agricultural section; budgets will go there, marriage proposals, over there, etc. The approved requests will be sent to their respective secretaries. Only the most important letters will be handed to Minister Chang that will next be read by the emperor.


    Now, it would be the emperor''s decision to accept the request or not. If he signed the document, then, the sender of the letter should abide to the written agreement and would come on time with respect to chance. Any kind of mishaps will be recorded and will be used as references in case the sender wanted to request once again. This is to keep the discipline on the court, and to not waste time in doing nonsense.


    On the other hand, if the emperor rejects the letter then Minister Chang will discard the request. He will pass the message to his subordinates to give a rejection letter to the sender. The reason of rejection may vary - maybe because the request is unnecessary, or the emperor thinks that his presence is not necessary to solve the crises. He will just send a qualified personnel that would handle the case on his place.


    To be given a personnel is already lucky, but those whom he ignored will not be answered. One ''no'' is enough for the smart people to stop sending request. Maybe they are just foolish enough to send a request, or maybe it is not something that each should worry about. But a few conceited people will never accept rejection so they will send the same thing again, not even considering of revising it a bit. To take another request depends on how thick the person''s skin is.


    Minister Chang, who quite received a sarcastic answer, showed a disapproving look. He is not really shy in showing his full contempt, and probably not very impressed.


    "Then, if the majesty will see it possible, put a bit of restrain. Going out wild in the public will cause rumors. It will taint the good image of being a righteous leader," he commented.


    Well, it''s not that he is really considered with the fuccboi''s reputation. He already knows that the whole nation is knowledgeable when it comes to his nightlife. Even the dumbest citizen is aware of Yan JinLong''s one-month syndrome. What rumor will it be if they saw the two fucking on the streets? He guessed that everyone would just bat an eye as if it was a daily occurrence.


    Still, Minister Chang Jie did not want to complicate things. After all, nobody is seen sleeping on the emperor''s chambers. The rumors about Lin Mian Mian being the empress are already on the top list of the trending topic. Though, this rumors is unbelievably accepted by the most people due to Lin Mian Mian''s significant role as a perfect child. But it would cause trouble inside the palace and also to Lin Mian Mian that will be targetted with greedy people.


    It''s not that Minister Chang is especially worried about Lin Mian Mian. After all, he still looks at the ger as a member of the harem not an equal. He has not yet grasped the true nature of Lin Mian Mian so he is really very careful when it comes to the new subject. Also, Lin Mian Mian can still be considered as the Head of the Lin family despite his marriage to the emperor. His back up is far greater than the most favored concubine giving him the ability to act freely and reckless.


    Lin Mian Mian held a dangerous grip that he knows could overthrow the whole nation if kept unattended.


    "Who would dare to taint my image with blank ink?" Yan JinLong made a low chuckle. "Do you think there is anyone who is courageous enough to do it?"


    Yan JinLong knows only four people who could kick the bucket out of him. One, is the person standing before him. Two, his mother. Three, well, he was already dead. And fourth, his thirteenth wife. Other people are already either scared of him or respectful of him that no one would dare to even look up and stare at him eye to eye. So, who is the imbecile this dog minister is portraying?


    But what was on Minister Chang mind is: Well, you are already tainted. I was referring to your innocent wife.


    "Still," Minister Chang pushed up his imaginary modern glasses. "It is inappropriate for a leader to act reckless like a beast. It will not only bring misfortune, it is also a bad example to the children."


    Yan JinLong stared at his minister for a while before nodding. He straightened his position and moved towards the drawer on the side. He pulled the lowest level and took out a familiar red folder. Black lines quickly appeared from the face of the minister as if he had seen his greatest enemy. Yan JinLong leisurely opened the red folder and looked at its contents.


    "Aiya, I received quite a lot of marriage proposals for my subjects recently. Just the other day, matchmaker Xi added a few beauties in the list. Young Officer San is of a marriageable age and requested a wife. Their engagement happened just a few days ago," Yan JinLong hummed as if he was contemplating. "All of my subordinates are skilled on their work. Don''t you think it would be better if this one shall also receive my blessing?"


    Minister Chang already knows what this man is implying. Gritting his teeth, the minister moved his emotion and quickly shifted to an obedient dog. He wagged his tail before the emperor while sputtering some sweet nonsense.


    "Oh my, oh my, our great emperor is really thoughtful. But this servants still not need to settle. This servant thinks that it is not time to left his post yet. I hope the almighty emperor who is the best in the world will understand," Chang Jie felt his throat gone sour. He wanted to puke the sweet words out.


    "Is that so?" Yan JinLong pretended to be concerned. "But this servant is really hard working enough! A good wife would be good to support the heaven up. How about this, Lady Min SaiYu from the Min household? She is quite beautiful and had a good temper. It would be nice to-"


    Minister Chang quickly retorted thinking that if that words come out, not even the heavens could defy. The minister walked closer to the table like a merchant ready to haggle some goods. He has been shaking since earlier while still plastering his face with a great smile that could scare the children away.


    "Of course, Of course, I approved of his Majesty''s show of affection to his wife. Actually, this servant is thinking of a place where His Majesty could spend his lone time with his wife for a few days..." Minister Chang took a record of dating hotspots from somewhere and searched for a good place. "Oh, the Lotus Pavilion would be good. It was said in here that the flowers would be in season after a few months. Ah, His Majesty could bring his wife there to do some sightseeing."


    Yan JinLong still kept from flipping the red folder. It''s obvious that he wasn''t satisfied with the offer. Minister Chang continued.


    "They also have hot springs! There are private quarters on a nearby inn that serves the couple their best service. It is a honeymoon hotspot for the regular people and some our officials have also gave a positive response. This is a place befitting for newlyweds!"


    The emperor is still ignoring him. The minister dropped the last bomb.


    "Since the Emperor will be spending his honeymoon, it would be good if His Majesty would have a break for a week. This minister will do all the works without complain, and His Majesty could just enjoy the trip without worrying over the piled up work!"


    The emperor closed the folder shut and look up a glance at the sweating emperor. His solemn expression suddenly changed to a sarcastic grin. One can easily see that the smile is fake and its intention is just to annoy the minister. Chang Jie''s hand rolled to a fist ready to smack a punch on that grinning face.


    "Then, I would like to hear about this honeymoon hotspot anytime later," Yan JinLong said.


    He returned the red folder back to the abyss named ''CHANG JIE''S TEARS'' and closed it with a lock. He returned to reading his documents and ignored the minister once more.


    On the other hand, Chang Jie almost wanted to collapse on his position. He did not like talking about marriages at all; actually, he hated the idea of being permanently tangled with someone. True, he hated to be fed with dog food but it doesn''t mean that he is craving for romance. Being single gives more benefits than what one could expect.


    This is the small error to the minister. He has all the qualifications to become a perfect husband but his heart is stoic and immovable. It seems that the person that can crumble his defenses is still not born yet. Or had not reached his radar yet.


    While the minister is having his monologue while cursing the emperor for using his authority and forgetting about their goodwill friendship, a knock on the door came. Yan JinLong did not raise his head as if the arrival of the person did not matter to him. Minister Chang quickly straightened his self as he adjusted his emotion and walked towards the door. A servant was seen bowing before him.


    "This servant has brought General Kong," the servant said.


    Before the minister could be able to assess the information, a broad sturdy chest of a man suddenly appeared before him. A scent of sandalwood wafted with the force as the minister rose his head up to see the face of the gentleman. A pair of ruby irises met his gaze glaring at him with a fierce temperament. This one look is enough to scare the shit out from the devil.


    However, working under a beast for the longest of time, Minister Chang was not perturbed by the intense gaze and only nodded. He stepped back, still looking straight to the eye of the soldier, to gain some distance. General Kong is watching the noble minister and was amused in seeing no ripple on its emotion. It seems that this minister is not an easy feat.


    "General Kong," Minister Chang called his name firmly. "Are we here to discuss the plans about the recruits?"


    "Yes," General Kong smiled in response. "I am here per request by the emperor. I already collected the number of warriors ready for battle."


    "Oh," Chang Jie was surprised when the smile came without notice.


    The minister has heard a lot of things coming from the general. General Kong Wen is the direct disciple of General Lin, and said to be a candidate husband for his son Lin Mian Mian. He is known for his strength and formidable intelligence that once brought in action when some bandits invaded a territory on the south. His background is also quite good. Coming from the line of warriors, it could be said that his family is a counterpart of the Lin Household that protected the people on the borders.


    Though, that is not the rumors that made him known. It was said that General Kong has a very scary face that is full of scars earned from his battles, with a crook nose damaged from a soldier''s arrow, and red blood eyes born from the death of the sun. He also carried a huge sword on his hand that accented his scary nature, thus, often used as a scary figure among the kids. General Kong is respected, but also feared by most of the people.


    However, the person that should be as scary as the devil his self does not have the description coming from the rumors. Instead, the face of the general is pretty much well-proportioned as if it is not made for war but for nobility. His brows are sharp bordering his eyes that housed two glinting rubies expressing a raw energy. His nose of a straight decent matching his bloody lips. Minister Chang could have thought that this person is a young master from a good house, if only General Kong is not tanned due to the long days of training under the sun.


    As how the minister is at loss, the general is feeling the opposite. He can feel that the minister is studying him as a whole, understanding his appearance from head to toe. He is not definitely shy when it comes to straightforward persons so he just let the man do it. After all, he thought that this minister is quite an eye candy. He liked how Minister Chang look very nice and innocent yet has a prudent personality.


    It is as if he is a wolf in a sheep''s clothing - delicate but dangerous.


    Minister Chang turned around and walked towards the emperor with General Kong tailing him behind. As if on cue, Emperor Yan JinLong finished reading all the documents that needed a review for that day and placed it on the side. One gentleman kneeled on one knee before him while the minister took the completed documents on the side and stacked them.


    "Your Majesty, I already completed the task given. The troops are ready for action," General Kong reported diligently.


    "Good," Yan JinLong nodded. "However, we still took almost a week before we collected the needed number of people. We don''t lack the manpower however only a few attended the military schools. I want the ministers to pass a new decree about training young men that wanted to join the army. I want to get the plan and the budget for opening the schools before we leave at the end of the month."


    "Yes, your majesty," Minister Chang skillfully recorded the words into letters and passed the scrolls to the messenger servant.


    "General Kong," Yan JinLong called.


    "Yes, your majesty?" General Kong quickly responded.


    "Bring me to the troops. I would like to discuss the plans before we head out to the borders. Call all the leaders and have them seated on the front," the emperor commanded.


    "Yes, your majesty!"


    After a few more words, the three figures left the room. The messengers sent the orders beforehand so the moment the emperor arrived; all the important personnel are already on their respected places. Yan JinLong started the meeting that went over for a few hours before things were settled. At the time the discussion ended, a eunuch kneeled before him.


    "Your majesty, the Jade from the Lin Courtyard has woken up. The Lady is currently snacking on His Majesty''s court," the eunuch reported.


    Yan JinLong who has been looking all stern and serious on the meeting suddenly changed and smiled. All the warriors who have been careful around him can feel the happiness radiate to the maximum input. Flowers can be seen floating around him as his eyes showed utter satisfaction.


    "Well, let''s visit the Lady," the emperor said. He looked at General Kong. "It seems that it has been a long time since General Kong met my wife."


    Yan JinLong is never late from gossips so he knows the rumors about Kong Wen and Lin Mian Mian. Obviously, he was trying to say right now that the ger is already his and nobody could ever get him without walking over his dead body. Minister Chang only face palmed and General Kong blinked.


    The emperor walked towards his courtyard with a number of eunuchs beside him. The two figures just followed behind watching the iron back of the leader. General Kong inched closer to the shorter minister beside him to have some small talk. Minister Chang did not avoid him and lend his ear.


    "So, His Majesty seems to be misunderstanding something. I am not interested with Young Master Lin," General Kong whispered.


    "Why are you telling me this? Tell that to the emperor," Minister Chang has no qualms to whatever love triangle will form from these people. As long as he can receive his salary while living peacefully, he will not interfere.


    "I don''t believe that he will believe me," General Kong added.


    "Then?" They are not close yet but they talked as if they have known each other for ages. "That has nothing to do with me."


    "True," General Kong nodded. "I am just worried. You might think that it''s different."


    "What? It doesn''t matter to me if there is," Chang Jie looked at the other with a raised brow.


    "Really?" Minister Kong said with a smirk. "But to me it matters what you think."


    "Why?" Chang Jie stopped walking. The general followed suit.


    "I don''t want the person I am interested with think that I am taken," the general winked and quickly catches up with the emperor.


    Minister Chang Jie: Huh?


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 022 : Yan JinLong And His Vinegar Tendencies

    The life of Lin Mian Mian as a concubine is really very melodramatic.


    He had counted all the things that could be considered as pretty stupid and illogical that highly resembles the dramas he saw from free TV. The characters that are too smart to know the ending are as good as dead because they are often acting as cannon fodders. While the stupid characters could survive the cruel world, which is, according to Lin Mian Mian''s perspective is really very out of physics.


    Like, take this current scene for example.


    Lin Mian Mian, acting as the kind and all fragile character, is sitting in a wooden chair decorated with carved flower designs. The work is done very carefully that one could always see the detail written in every shave. The petals that shyly bloomed while the leaves are vigorous - who would have thought that such realistic view could be portrayed in a simple carved chair.


    Lin Mian Mian thought that this piece of decoration is good enough to be sold in an auction, or might be in the modern future will be displayed as one of the best ancient works of history in a national museum. As a modern man who did not understand any shit about carvings, he could tell its hundred-dollar value. Just knowing its worth makes his fly-breeding wallet drool.


    But that is not the topic. The mind is really good at diverting topics ah.


    Going back, Lin Mian Mian is acting as a kind and fragile china that will break once pushed from the edge of the table (by a cat). Everyone, aside from the servants who were always beside him, could not help but to stare at the ethereal beauty with wide eyes, printing such image to the back on their minds that will never be forgotten in their whole life. A goddess like this can never be compared to the ladies inside the harem, even Yin Mei Mei''s beauty is a hundredfold steps behind.


    However, hidden under this facade is a person who could flip the world by his sarcastic thoughts and joke-instilled ideas. Lin Mian Mian is not some delicate porcelain vase that is only made to become a decoration for people to watch. He is someone far greater, much stronger, which even on this kind of appearance the beautiful one could kill. He is dangerous...


    Dangerous to the point of shifting the entire history of this world to a new unknown light.


    This is the reason why he thought that living in a life like this is very dramatic. Like the drama in TV, one should set the main character on fire in order to catch the audience (on fire too). This thought is already illogical, topped with a special cream of brain stupidity that made it worst. I mean, why should these main characters act as if the world revolves around them?


    If it were Lin Mian Mian, he would use everything to avoid any accidents if possible. He thought of the earlier ideas about the CEO and the assistant scene where the poor is being beaten up by the rich. This is pretty common to those clich¨¦ stories that teenagers like to read. Lin Mian Mian liked reading them too but not to the extent of addiction that his standards would start to deviate from the norm.


    He thought, if meeting the CEO of the company will bring him misfortune, then, he would just resign and ask the bank for a loan. In this way, he could pay all the debts on a clean way while he could pay the money back to the bank through installments. Of course, through his qualifications, there''s no way that he will not be accepted. After all, the assistant will not arrive on his position if he is not smart.


    He would use the knowledge that he earned from those four years on an excellent university. His degree will pave way to success. Even though the steps are little and slow, at least, he is doing his job without sacrificing his dignity. He can be accepted to any establishment because he has the ability to attract fortune. He only needed to work hard.


    If meeting the CEO of a company will bring him misfortune, then he will just work somewhere away. Maybe he can work as a secretary in some small company or an accountant in a firm, he need not to do any seduction contract before the CEO. That seduction idea... it is as if telling him that there are no ways to earn money but to sell his body.


    However, if the CEO would come to that firm, or if they still meet despite working in another city or country, or he would constantly see that person flipping some magazine whenever he goes to the convenience store, one could tell that this is not some bullshit coincidence at all. Of all the places on the world, how large is the probability that these two people will meet in a single place on that exact time?


    If it wasn''t planned, should we blame destiny?


    But man, the main character of the story that was gifted with all intelligence that Einstein will feel ashamed would come into the conclusion that the CEO is secretly in love with them. They will thought that the reason why the CEO follows them everywhere around is because he is too shy to confess and would want to watch the main character from far away.


    Shy? Shy? If it were Lin Mian Mian, he would quickly dial the emergency number and call for the police. This is a severe case of stalking! Who cares if he is some CEO of a multibillion company? Who cares if he could buy the whole world? Who cares about that good-looking face? Lin Mian Mian will really damn destiny for giving him such a headache.


    This is not love. This is just mere obsession.


    Lin Mian Mian never understands this logic. Why would you place any possible mistake to a perfectly logical scene just to start a romance that would end up sweet and cuddly but really very impossible to happen in real life? What makes it so good that the old aunties would fight for the remote every afternoon just to watch the comical skit?


    Before, Lin Mian Mian will never understand this notion. But now? He can tell why these scenes are popular.


    Lights! Camera! ACTION!


    It was a fine day in the palace. The birds are chirping happily while the sky is blue. The afternoon sun has come to shine the world a plenty of orange, yet, today the world seems to be so still. The country is currently at peace and nobody would ever think that the coming months of doom would come. It''s just a simple day, fine and good.


    However, in a place where most of the scheming can be found, in a place next to the quarters of the empire''s leader, a group of three people is having a tea party. To say that it is peaceful would be a lie. After all, only the mad tea party of Mad Hatter will make sense on this scenario.


    The three characters can be named as A, B, and C. But the people prefer to call them as Emperor Yan JinLong, General Kong Wen, and the thirteenth concubine, Lin Mian Mian. The three of them are occupying the sides of the stone table with Yan JinLong getting the upper position.


    Lin Mian Mian should be occupying the space on his side but somehow the concubine did the otherwise. He sat on one side of the table, sitting opposite to Yan JinLong. They look like a doctor and patient having a heart to heart talk. It''s just that the emperor is really mourning by the awkward position while Lin Mian Mian is enjoying the thing thoroughly.


    Ah, the feeling is almost bittersweet.


    However, the one who is on the most dangerous position is the General Kong Wen. He is the light bulb in this situation ba!


    [A/N: Light Bulb means the third party. Poor Kong Wen, even though you only appeared in two chapters, we will never forget you.]


    The general checked the square table a hundred times and wondered why it didn''t have a fifth corner. Since the emperor and the thirteenth concubine is sitting face to face, where would be the third dog Kong Wen sit? Whatever side he would choose, he will always have the two people on each side. His position in the empire let him have the right to sit side by side by the emperor so he has no worries.


    But the thing is, no matter what, he is the one sitting side by side to Lin Mian Mian not the emperor. Even if he sits on the left, or on the right, Kong Wen will always have that one side to the thirteenth concubine. And this position is enough to ignite the vinegar drinking emperor into flames. Just seeing that stiff smile on Yan JinLong''s face is enough for Kong Wen to sweat a lot.


    [A/N: Lights candle for the poor soul of Kong Wen]


    This set-up would be good and okay if it was just a normal situation. However, Kong Wen''s personal relationship with Lin Mian Mian made it very difficult. Even though that these two people knows that they are only siblings at heart and nothing more else, nobody can still erase the fact that Kong Wen is once assumed as Lin Mian Mian''s engaged pair.


    Actually, if ever General Lin did not die in the war, the possibility of the two to get married is high. Rumors are just rumors, but smoke will always appear before the fire. Rumors will not suddenly appear without some sightings. The whole empire knows that Kong Wen is General Lin''s direct disciple and also shared the same house as the master. He grew up with Lin Mian Mian.


    This history made things very muddled.


    Kong Wen tried to ask help. He turned around to call the Minister but Chang Jie only stared at him. It seems that the minister will not care whatever affair these three have, but watching them fight suddenly made him feel good. But the best mood of all is Yan JinLong''s plan of making Kong Wen to get jealous by bringing him before Lin Mian Mian to boast.


    It backfired instead.


    So the situation went like this: Yan JinLong drinking more vinegar, Kong Wen sweating the seventy percent water of his body, and Lin Mian Mian rejoicing the fucked up fuccboi. Now, who is the winner?


    Lin Mian Mian''s mind is as clear as a crystal and knows the tension hanging in the air. His brotherly connecting with Kong Wen explains that the stoic and hard appearance is only a facade of a dog trembling in the back with fear. On normal times, Lin Mian Mian would just ignore the man because avoiding accidents is a priority. But seeing how things would spice up if he complicate things by flirting to the scared general...


    It''s to be killed or kill right?


    "Ah, what a good weather. It seems that the season has started to change," Yan JinLong said as he placed the cup down with a smile. "Mian-err, what do you think about continuing our honeymoon on the Lotus Pavilion. I heard the scenery is good there."


    Lin Mian Mian, who just finished munching a dumpling made a deep smile. "Your Highness, wherever His highness pleases, this concubine will go."


    "Then that settles it," Yan JinLong leaned closer to the table with his arms up to the edge of the table. "And Mian-err, didn''t I say that you should call me Jin? If you keep me calling as ''His Highness'', people would assume that we are not intimate."


    "His Highness-"


    "Just call me Jin." Yan JinLong never made an order twice, thrice before. But for Lin Mian Mian, he would always remind it to show his deep affection.


    "But it''s a bit embarrassing~~" Lin Mian Mian whispered, though he made sure that the two men would hear the words. He tried covering his mouth with his sleeves but that did not block the voice. This also made the upper part of his cheeks to be highlighted together with the pink cinnabar that was glowing very beautifully.


    "Sure, you would feel shy from the start," Yan JinLong said smoothly. "But as long as we practice saying it, I am sure Mian-err will get used to it."


    "But his highne-"


    "JIN," Yan JinLong emphasized the term with a forced note on his voice. Both husband and wife are smiling but everyone could tell that they were just acting. The two are fighting for dominance and none of them wanted to step down. Kong Wen tried to erase his presence as little as possible so that people will not notice him.


    But how could he escape? With his huge build, far greater than Lin Mian Mian, who will ignore him?


    "Jin," Lin Mian Mian grinned. He wanted to roll his eyes and flip his hair like a bitch but he composed his self and faced the general. Kong Wen who felt the eyes of Lin Mian Mian subconsciously shivered.


    Kong Wen: Why... why are you looking at me?


    Yan JinLong: I wanted to know too. Why are you not looking at me?


    "Brother Wen," Lin Mian Mian called out. "It has been a long time since the last time we met."


    "Un," Kong Wen replied. Just ''un'' in fear that the emperor would suddenly slice his head in half if he says something unwanted.


    "I am really grateful to brother Wen. Without you, I would not know what to do," Lin Mian Mian made a tear-drying motion by his one hand, even though there were no tears on his eyes. Kong Wen''s eyes widened.


    Kong Wen: Oi! Don''t phrase it like that!


    "Ahe-he he," Kong Won dry-laughed. "Well, we are friends after all. Friends should help each other."


    "I know. And I like to give you a hundred thanks for that," Lin Mian Mian made a very compassionate expression you could even see heralds singing above his head. He shifted his attention to the sour emperor and smiled.


    "But you know Jin? I treated Brother Wen as more than friends," Lin Mian Mian added.


    Yan JinLong''s eyes suddenly darkened. Kong Wen who just took a sip on the tea on that time spurted the contents of the drink on the side. After throwing the water out, he coughed out his throat after being chocked. He tried to be silent but the wheezing of his pained tonsils blocked him.


    "Brother Wen, are you all right?" Lin Mian Mian found the coughing general amusing, though he still showed a rather concerned expression.


    He reached out to pat the man''s back when suddenly a flash appeared before them. The hand that was hanging in the air ready to land unto the back of the general was caught by the emperor who suddenly appeared between them. He is holding the wrist of Lin Mian Mian with a grip.


    "Would this concubine want to tell me what he meant by ''more than friends''?" Yan JinLong asked while tightening the grip of his hold.


    Lin Mian Mian can feel the pain on his wrist and looked up to see the emperor. Yan JinLong is already enduring the mistake he brought his self but he is now totally pissed. The glint on his eyes showed an aggressive shine that if only looks could kill, Lin Mian Mian would be dead right now...


    Kong Wen is silent but he can see Lin Mian Mian hurting. As the big brother, he is always concerned to the weak-bodied child. He wanted to have the emperor to loosen the grip when Yan JinLong looked at him fiercely. Kong Wen had seen the eyes of enemies, and the eyes of death. However, the thing that he could see on his eyes is an endless loop of rage and jealousy.


    One look is enough to warn him.


    "Mian-err, what do you mean by ''more than friends''?" Yan JinLong asked once again.


    But the stubborn Lin Mian Mian only shut his mouth. He is just obviously joking and would adhere to such command quickly but his pride did not allow him. Yan JinLong never hurt him like this before. Even though those humping hurts his chrysanthemum, it is only part of the process. It was unintentional.


    Yet, now, Yan JinLong showed his dominance through strength.


    Did he not promise to not hurt Lin Mian Mian no matter what happens?


    Receiving no answer, Yan JinLong shook his head. This wife of his is really hard to please. He had given everything that he could give. He is gentle and romantic; his creativity in courting had reached to a master level. Yet, this person that should be reciprocating the love did not even bat an eye to him. He liked him. He loved him.


    Why is this person constantly hurting him?


    It is painful. He did not want to have his dominance through strength but Yan JinLong had reached the limit. After all, he is the emperor. Even though Lin Mian Mian weighted the ninety percent on his heart (with ten percent divided to his mother and to the empire), he is still a leader that should be respected. He isn''t a joke that Lin Mian Mian could just trample on.


    And this is what Lin Mian Mian forget to realize.


    The emperor will never give things up. But for now, with a stubborn wife who refused to answer, all he could do is to take command. He removed the grip from Lin Mian Mian''s wrist; however, he crouched down to carry the wife up. Lin Mian Mian was scared witless when his body was lifted up. He quickly clung to the emperor''s neck.


    "This wife deserved a punishment," Yan JinLong looked at Lin Mian Mian with a smirk before looking at the little servant. "Do not disturb."


    The emperor left with the main character on his arms. Now, Lin Mian Mian realized that like those stupid protagonists, he his self also had fallen to the trap.


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 023 : Show Your True Colors Ba!

    Lin Mian Mian was tossed to the bed, again.


    And like some fluffy rabbit, Lin Mian Mian only bounced to the ultra-soft emperor''s bed lightly not harming him to the least. The fluffy rabbit was surprised when he was tossed out like a sack so it took him time to realize what is going on. The moment when his thoughts had finally chased to the current events, the wolf is already topping aboard.


    Yan JinLong''s plan of making General Kong Wen jealous had backfired. He never thought that all of the people that would cause a scene, it is Lin Mian Main who would take the lead. After all, not all could offend the emperor unless they have the guts to do it. So Lin Mian Mian must have the courage to provoke the emperor to the extent of making him act irrationally.


    Also, the emperor made a mistake on this part. He never knew that Lin Mian Mian and Kong Wen''s relationship is just that of a sibling than lovers. And when Lin Mian Mian said that he treated Kong Wen as ''more than friends'', he meant that Kong Wen is like a family to him. The original Lin Mian Mian had treated Kong Wen as part of his extended family, thus, making the general as his elder brother.


    It''s just that the emperor''s mind is filled with twists and turns that the only thing he concluded is that Lin Mian Mian had favored Kong Wen than him. That, if he was given a chance to choose whom he can marry, there''s no doubt that he will choose the general. This is the reason why Yan JinLong suddenly got mad and carried his wife to his nest to show that he is the ''perfect'' husband.


    Lin Mian Mian also did not expect that he would be able to break the emperor''s fuse. He thought that he''ll just joke around for a while as revenge for the goods the emperor consumed (including him), and would just play safe after playing around. It''s just that he overestimated the emperor''s bottom line causing him to trigger the buzzer that ended him up being in a cage again underneath the huge man.


    They both miscalculated the situation ba!


    However, even though the both of them had committed some sort of mistake, why does it look like Lin Mian Mian did not gain anything at all? Why does it feel like after all the events, Yan JinLong still holds the upper hand? Well, of course, if one can see their position right now, Yan JinLong is indeed at the ''top''.


    Captured animals will always struggle, as well as the ''captured'' Lin Mian Mian. He no longer cares about face and instead flails his legs and arms around like a kid in a tantrum. After all, Yan JinLong is all well aware of his true character. His fine and gentle jade acting has long been discovered as fake by the emperor since the sun started rising on the east and setting on the west.


    On the other hand, while the cute and adorable wife is doing his best to escape, the tyrant Yan JinLong is actually pressing the person down on the bed with his body. However, he''s not really putting his weight down because he knows how heavy his body is. Only a quarter of his body weight is enough to injure Lin Mian Mian so he is very careful in this aspect.


    Yan JinLong rested on Lin Mian Mian''s chest, his arms propping up to support his head. He leisurely watched the face of the struggling wife, seeing small beads of sweat forming on the skin. Though, this did not made him feel disgusted, instead he has the urge to lick those sweat dry. He wondered if those water beads also taste sweet like his lips.


    If ever Lin Mian Mian knows what he is thinking, he will eventually call the police hotline of all the different countries just to report this pervert ba!


    After some time, Lin Mian Mian finally realized that his struggle is worthless from the emperor''s hold. He quickly quieted down, breathing in some air to quench his thirst of air. His face is still red from all the flailing around making his face look like blushing. Seeing this scenery, Yan JinLong could not help but to steal a tofu. Lin Mian Mian harrumphed as he pouted.


    This emperor is really so brazen ah!


    "Done?" Yan JinLong asked, his voice suddenly becoming hoarse. There is an obvious lust on his tone.


    Well, the food has been served on the plate yet he can''t touch it. He took all the force of the universe to control his urge to go ''bang-bang'' but only made it up to the extent of doing nothing more than ''kissing''. However, it doesn''t mean that he can''t stop his titan junior to go stand up. Lin Mian Mian could feel the bulge rubbing on his thighs almost making him want to just kick it there until it cracks broken.


    Lin Mian Mian did not answer the question and only continued his pouting. He crossed his arms while looking away, giving the emperor the silent treatment. Though, Yan JinLong is the least pissed. Actually, he thought these bulging cheeks of his pouting wife looks cute. He can''t help but to give it a poke.


    Or a bite.


    "Well, I am not the one who started it. This Emperor asked the lady a question yet the lady refused to answer. I am just simply mad, that''s all," Yan JinLong said it in a voice as if he was the one being wronged. One can easily imagine a dog drooping its ears while looking up with two cute large eyes.


    Still, Lin Mian Mian refused to raise the white flag.


    In reality, the reason why Lin Mian Mian is acting like spoiled young master is that he did not want to admit that it is his fault. If only he did not provoke the emperor, he would have been in a much better position. It was just a joke that is meant to give the emperor a light blow. Who would expect that Yan JinLong would take it seriously bringing him to this predicament right after?


    If only he behaved on that time, Lin Mian Mian would still be sitting on that position while chatting some nonsense to the people. Lu Mao is also serving them some good food and tea so it was fine. But because of that one stupid remark, he is here... under the emperor, which is to his opinion is his least favorite place.


    Seeing that the wife did not intend to answer his question again, Yan JinLong decided to dare the fate and destiny and poked at those cheeks. A few weeks ago, this cheek only has a few meat and thin. But now, it seems that the cheeks also collected some fats from all the food Lin Mian Mian consumed creating a slight smooth bulge. Yan JinLong liked the sensation so he repeated the poking as if the ''thing'' that he is poking is a non-living creature.


    Lin Mian Mian, the one that is being poked, could not help but to have an urge to bite the poking hand. When the feeling is there and the other person seems to give him the chance to do it, Lin Mian Mian finally released the annoyed expression from the deepest part of his chest and turned around to catch and bite the hand. Unfortunately, Yan JinLong already noticed his plan so he only needed to rise his forefinger up high to avoid the crazy bite.


    Seeing the cute furious look, Yan JinLong chuckled.


    "Finally, you looked at me," he smiled. "Aiya, I should be the one giving punishment. Why am I the one being punished instead?"


    "Get off of me," Lin Mian Mian scoffed.


    "And now you are commanding me? Mian Mian, have you forgotten your position?" Yan JinLong muttered the words of the emperor but his tone is very playful. No one will ever get serious by that kind of tone.


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to say ''well, aside from being literally under you, I don''t know anything else'', but he felt that he will only trigger more flags if ever he say that so he decided to shut up. Yan JinLong chuckled again, very delighted to the expression his wife releasing. He used his one hand to softly caress the cinnabar under his left eye. The pinkish color seems to appear brighter than usual.


    "It''s okay to show it..." Yan JinLong suddenly said.


    "Show what...?" Lin Mian Mian repeated the question out of habit.


    "Your true colors," Yan JinLong affirmed.


    [A/N: *singing* I seeee your trueee coloooorss.... that''s why I love youuuuuu.... *ahem* I just got caught up hahhahahaa]


    Lin Mian Mian''s skull suddenly went numb. What does he mean? Does the emperor know about his bloody red cinnabar? But that cannot be right. Even though Yan JinLong is already very aware of his plan on leaving the palace, it is impossible for him to know about this great secret. After all, Lin Mian Mian is very diligent in applying the make-up. Even when sleeping, Lin Mian Mian never erases the paint just to hide its color.


    He only takes the paint off during bath time, or when the color is starting to fade and needed a replacement. It''s impossible for the emperor to know it unless he is peeking on him on the bath. Well, Yan JinLong will no doubt do that brazen act but recently the emperor is away to prepare for the upcoming war. He has no time to act like a fuccboi like he usually does.


    Lin Mian Mian calmed to clear his mind. Yan JinLong has no way knowing about his cinnabar unless one of his servants betrayed him, which is not possible to happen. So he decided to probe more on whatever the emperor is saying to know what he meant. Lin Mian Mian showed a rather smiling face that is not a smile at all.


    "W-what do y-you mean?" Damn! Why did he stutter? It almost shows as if he has been hiding a secret that has leaked.


    "Hmmm?" Yan JinLong can clearly see the unease on his wife''s eyes.


    He adjusted his position to at least give Lin Mian Main some freedom before kissing his forehead. He then moved to the side, scooping the wife into his arms. He pressed the wife on his chest, caressing the silk smooth hair of Lin Mian Mian. He is very gentle on his movements as if Lin Mian Main is some glass figurine that might get broken if he touches him carelessly.


    "What I''m saying is to just show who you are, there''s no use in hiding your true self," Yan JinLong answered the question after a few minutes. Hearing this, Lin Mian Mian eased a little. At least he is still safe!


    "Hi-hiding? I''m not hiding myself!" Lin Mian Mian quickly recovered, though he still stuttered. That notion gave him a bit fright so obviously it will take him time to calm down.


    Yan JinLong chuckled again, kissing him on the cheeks this time.


    "Err-Mian, Err-Mian, you can fool the eyes of a mortal, not the all seeing eye of the god. You already know what I mean," Yan JinLong said, making eye contact with his wife.


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to look away but his position was locked in place. He has no choice but to look at those deep eyes that seem to bring him to a world the emperor only knows. Yan JinLong also loved to stare at Lin Mian Mian''s eyes, those caramel-looking irises that always reminded him the golden wheat field. Both are looking at each other, only seeing the opposite and nothing else.


    Lin Mian Mian might not able to understand what the emperor is saying but he is sure that it has to do with his personality. He knows that the previous Lin Mian Mian is a frail and delicate person that one flick is enough to crumble him. The emperor must have seen an interesting strength hidden deep that made him hooked.


    In this understanding, Lin Mian Mian is half-right. Indeed, Yan JinLong realized that this frail looking young man is not a weak person like what people describe him. He might be as fragile as a glass but the courage that was incased inside the glass globe is far better than a tiger. This trait had brought a good combination that not all could achieve.


    Will Yan JinLong feel disappointed with this? Of course, no! Even though he like the weak submissive type of a person that will urge him to protect that certain individual, it doesn''t mean that he hated the delicate but dangerous type. Actually, he is happier to know that Lin Mian Mian is not someone that can easily be trampled on. His bravery is worth a gold medal!


    Yan JinLong grew up as one of the legitimate child of the emperor, like how his brothers are. He knows the competition inside the harem, and it is not an easy game of toss coin. His mother, the Empress Dowager, is a naturally brave lady that managed to find her position on the top by fighting over the crown. If she is weak and fearful, she would never become the Mother of the Empire.


    Lin Mian Mian is also the same. If he were weak, no matter what kind of protection Yan JinLong will give, if he can''t protect his self then everything would be useless. If that happens, Yan JinLong would rather not have Lin Mian Mian as his empress since that position carried a huge responsibility and danger. Of course, the concubines will never stop aiming the crown unless the Emperor of the Empire dies.


    But since Lin Mian Mian is the image of the a cat but the heart is a tiger type, then he has no worries. He can still feel at ease especially now that he will be going to the war. Yan JinLong already has a bad premonition about leaving Lin Mian Mian alone so he already prepared some precautions. Of course, this excludes the personal protection the Empress Dowager will give Lin Mian Mian after Yan JinLong leaves.


    After the long stare, Yan JinLong sighed in relief as he pulled the wife into his embrace. And since Lin Mian Mian knows that rejecting the beast is impossible so he just let the fuccboi do it. Well, it seems that Yan JinLong is already satisfied enough to hug him now so he also relaxed. Feeling the wife at ease, Yan JinLong could not help but to smile.


    "After a few days, I will be leaving. The trouble on the borders seems to be getting worst each day," the emperor suddenly muttered. His one hand gently patted the back of his wife as if trying to make him sleep. He inhaled the scent of his wife as if trying to imprint the scent in his memory forever.


    "General Lin... your father also died on protecting the empire. And I..."


    Yan JinLong knows that the reason why General Lin died is because the old man protected him from the incoming arrow. If only he managed to detect that coming attack, General Lin would never use his body as the shield to protect the leader. The enemies on that time seems to be stronger than the usual rendering his men in turmoil. Though, they won the war, they also lost a general.


    The emperor stopped his patting and proceeded to caressing the soft hair. He made his hand comb the strands that never tangled on the way. Lin Mian Mian closed his eyes as he listened to the emperor talk, feeling a bit warm inside his chest. There is this kind of stirring on his heart that want to embrace the emperor all of the sudden. Of course, Lin Mian Main is not brazen enough to execute it without asking.


    "... I might not come back-"


    "Jin!" Lin Mian Mian called out. "You will come back!"


    Yan JinLong suddenly felt a tug on his chest. He looks down and found his wife clutching his collars while looking up. The eyes that he saw is different from the lazy haze Lin Mian MIan often shows. This time, there''s a hint of objection and slight anger. If Lin Mian Mian is an animal, he might be growling right now.


    This action made Yan JinLong wanted to cry but instead he showed a wide grin. This grin made the angry Mian Mian suddenly feel ashamed as he tried to hide his head down like a turtle. But the emperor is quick enough to catch that worried expression. He cupped the wife''s face up and gave him a sweet short kiss.


    "Err-Mian, the mouth says the other thing while the body is honest. This Emperor is really touched," Yan JinLong, teased.


    "I-I am not w-worried at you at all!" Lin Mian Mian fought back after the kiss. "I-I am t-talking about m-my safety."


    Yan JinLong only hums as he nod. "Okay, okay, I am excited. How about we do another round ah?"


    "What another rou-"


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to curse him ah! What do you mean by another round? Your mother is round! Your family is round! They have done it earlier, and now they are doing it again? How many shots does the emperor want each day so he will be satiated?


    Yan JinLong only laughed heartily as he made them roll around. Now, they went back to their original position with Yan JinLong at the top and the adorable angry rabbit Lin Mian Mian at the bottom. Earlier, they are just talking seriously. Why does everything always end up in sex?


    The emperor did not wait and kissed the wife immediately. He knows that Lin Mian Mian is weak with pleasure so just simply activating the pleasure button here and there is enough to arouse him. Of course, despite the control Lin Mian Mian has, his body is truly honest than the mouth so he reacted appropriately. He is even willing to just go down and do the ''bang bang'' quickly.


    It almost feels like their last copulation before a tragic event will happen.


    After a moment, the silent room is filled with moaning noises and kisses. The two people that are half peeled from their clothes are wriggling on the bed, feeling the ecstasy of touch. One is domineering while the other is helpless, their combination made a good puzzle perfect. Nobody would even dare separating them if ever they saw them clung to each other like this.


    Lin Mian Mian has still a little rationality left on the corner of his mind. He knows that if this continue, Yan JinLong will surely be able to enter on the sacred tunnel and he is afraid that that will happen. He used his weakened arms to push the other man up but his strength only managed to touch the hot skin. He is scalded by the emperor''s hotness.


    Hissss... sizzling hot ah!


    He turned his head around as his consciousness slowly faded. Yan JinLong is already fingering him down and ready to enter the huge train express. Right just on time, Lin Mian Mian noticed the huge portrait on the wall that depicted the greatest joke in history. Suddenly, all the lust is swept away as his body felt a tickle. He tried to suppress the laugh but that little chuckle evolved to a laughing mess rendering the emperor confused.


    Yan JinLong did not know the reason why his wife is laughing so he turned his head to where his wife is looking. Seeing a portrait, Yan JinLong''s face quickly blackened as if he had seen the greatest nightmare of his life. Lin Mian Mian noticed the reaction that made him laugh more. This time, the happiness on his heart is much greater that a little more is enough to kill him.


    Losing the momentum while on the peak, Yan JinLong gave up. He just moved to the other side of the bed and settled as he watched Lin Mian Mian laugh like forever. Seeing this happy face is not bad at all ah. He captured this moment on his very memory that he will never forget. Lin Mian Mian''s laugh is really music to the ear!


    After a few minutes, Lin Mian Mian had ceased laughing. That portrait will really kill him. Yan JinLong propped his head as he watch the wife breathing heavily, his face red from laughing. He just let Lin Mian Mian to calm down before talking.


    "It seems that you liked it. Want me to give it to you?" Yan JinLong said.


    "Are you trying to kill me?" Lin Mian Mian eyed him. He almost forgot his position as the concubine and treated Yan JinLong as one of his brothers. "That will surely kill me."


    "Of course not, how could a mere picture kill you?" Yan JinLong wanted to instigate something. He thought, if Lin Mian Mian sees this funny picture of his every day and would be reminded by it whenever he sees him in person; Lin Mian Mian will subconsciously smile to him without reason. This kind of conditioning is pretty good since Lin Mian Mian will always smile and feel happy when he sees him.


    Yan JinLong wanted to Pavlov Lin Mian Mian ah!


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to retort, ''Well, if the original person can kill me every night, then his picture can also do it!¡¯, but he is not courageous enough to test the emperor again so he closed his mouth tight.


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 024 : The Main Character Comes Out Late

    A few days had passed and the emperor had gathered all the resources needed. General Kong Wen already instructed his group of warriors to sort their last preparation before departure. The ministers on the court are all busy filing all the documents for the reports that needed His Majesty''s attention since Yan JinLong would be away for a long time.


    During this time, even though Yan JinLong wanted to spend his last days with Lin Mian Mian, he could not afford the luxury and would just silently weep on his office. Minister Chang Jie is on his side to constantly wipe the tears away while he hands him dozens of documents after His Majesty signed the first batch. This action made the emperor to cry more bitter tears.


    Fortunately, thanks to Minister Chang Jie''s persuasions, Lin Mian Mian would appear once or twice a day in the study. During these hours, the study would be off-limits. All the servants know that the concubine is just ''serving'' the husband while it is worth the while. The one month infatuation is about to end so they thought that Lin Mian Mian is just spending the remaining time to raise his favorability.


    Though, only a few people knows that it is the otherwise.


    The one who knows the most about this is Lu Mao and the three rotten maids. Since they follow Lin Mian Mian all the time, and they are allowed to enter the study because of their master''s presence, they almost witness all the reasonable interaction between the two individuals. They had seen the emperor from their previous life so they understand this one part very well - Yan JinLong is indeed had fallen for Lin Mian Mian.


    May it be his actions or just his eyes, anyone sensible could see the overflowing emotions that could drown a person. Even if the two of them are just talking, or even just sitting side by side, one can see the satisfaction coming from the emperor''s eyes. Whenever Lin Mian Mian is around him, his attention seems to be only focusing to this individual. His Majesty will not care whatever they are doing; just simply staying beside Lin Mian Mian is enough to make his heart happy.


    Well, rolling on the sheets is also nice but that is only the benefit of getting the price. He will still love this person without doing that.


    According to the schedule, the two-week preparation has come to an end. It is time for the emperor to lead his troops towards the battlefield to protect borders. Though, it is not really necessary for Yan JinLong to come since he had some talented generals to guide the warriors. He could just order someone to go and fight the war. But this is not Yan JinLong style.


    For him, the leader should be the one leading the group, not the one being left behind.


    And so, the palace is now in a frantic stage. The announcement of the departure had been set already but the emperor suddenly announced that they would be leaving two days earlier. The reason is not clear as to why he moved the date but Minister Chang Jie hurried the people to prepare a parade to bless the emperor for his departure. So now, all the servants are flying off of the floor as they rush left and right to do all the decorations.


    "Minister Chang!" The Head Eunuch called.


    Minister Chang is instructing a few servants to bring this and that when the head eunuch called him. He turned around to face the old man that has been serving the emperor since he is still young. His name is Mu Shi and is already sixty years old this year. Though, despite his age, he is still robust and full of life. He is in old friend of General Lin and is fond of this group of children since he could not have a child.


    [A/N: He is a Eunuch, it means that he is already castrated. Also, take in mind that even though Lu Mao is a eunuch, he is still not on the age to be castrated. He is still a kid T_T]


    "Lao Mu," Minister Chang Jie cupped his hands and bowed. Though his position is higher than the Head Eunuch, he still respected him as an elder. "What is wrong?"


    "There''s nothing wrong, minister," the old eunuch said but it is obvious from his sweaty head that he is telling the otherwise. The old man took a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the sweat away and returned speaking. "Actually, the harem..."


    The one that handles the harem is the empress dowager. She is responsible to the order and rules inside the emperor''s garden, making sure that nobody steps above the authority beyond her rule. She manages the quarters where the ladies are staying, their financial reports, as well as punishments when they committed a crime. The Empress Dowager is partial to the Emperor''s rule over the harem.


    Since she is the Queen, she should be the one instructing the concubines on their position to the ceremony. She arranges them according to their credits, meaning that the most favored one would be on the front door while the otherwise has to stay on the end of the line. This is not biased since the Empress Dowager knows that hierarchy is something that is evident inside the harem.


    Though, this time, the Empress Dowager is not here to arrange the ladies. Yan JinLong will be handing the authority to the matriarch so she could not attend on her duties to prepare for her role. She left the responsibility to the Head Eunuch that now sent invitations to the courtyards to alert the ladies. Since the planned date was moved in advance, all the concubines were in a frantic mess to prepare.


    One by one, the beautiful flowers arrived to the garden. Despite the hurried time, the ladies still managed to appear flawless and beautiful. Their charming appearance did not lower the gauge level and even raised it up to highlight their perfection. The servants even swore that by just looking over this group of ladies is enough to blind their eyes. Their beauty is really very stunning ah!


    When a number of concubines had arrived, they all huddled up in different places. Originally, Yin Mei Mei takes the top list on the harem''s most favorable concubine so the lower ranked ladies should be surrounding her as they praise her worth and beauty. She also stands on the first place and the sisters who were close to her would then start arranging their selves on the line, with the closes person her closest confidant.


    However, since the accident that happened on the Jade Palace a few days ago, Yin Mie Mei''s favorability rating plummeted to the negative numbers. The sisters that she deceived started to become suspicious towards her, and even the Empress Dowager reprimanded her. Thankfully, due to the impending war, Yan JinLong has no time to raise his verdict over the concubine''s punishment or else she could have been suffering inside the cold palace right now.


    So, the question is who should be standing on the first place?


    The once peaceful garden of beauties suddenly became a battlefield. The concubines looked at the other sisters with a smile but their eyes are giving off a killing intent. They are like cats that are disguising a calm figure but ready to claw anyone if they dare to move. Everyone wanted to get the first place.


    When Yin Mei Mei arrived on the scene, all the ladies that came before her all look at her direction. Different from the haggard face Lin Mian Mian saw before, the Yin Mei Mei now showed her powerful beauty. Small face with big eyes, buttoned nose, pink small plump limps, her long black hair draped down, and two deep dimples that shows whenever she smiles - nobody would expect that this lady had offended the emperor.


    What could this innocent person do to be hated by the emperor?


    Everyone knows that a confrontation happened between the new wife and Yin Mei Mei, though they didn''t know the whole story. Nobody had seen the new wife aside from Yin Mei Mei so they assumed that the culprit must be the new wife. Even though the rumors had stated the Lin Mian Mian is a divine being that could not even hurt a fly, anybody could still judge the person since they had never met him.


    He might be a green tea bitch that might trample them one day!


    Also, if Yin Mei Mei did really do the crime, she should be on the cold palace right now. Instead, the emperor seems to pardon. It is as though His Majesty only scolded her since the new wife is the Emperor''s current priority so they all think that Yin Mei Mei is just a victim. All the insults they thought about Yin Mei Mei vanished instantly after seeing her angel-like appearance.


    Of course, all of this happened due to this angel-like bitch''s instigation.


    Yin Mei Mei knows that her reputation will be affected after the incident so she quickly thought of a countermeasure. Since nobody had seen Lin Mian Mian, she created rumors about how Lin Mian Mian is really a black hearted bitch that only wanted to use the emperor for money.


    She also twisted the story about the encounter relaying that Lin Mian Mian wanted to stop Yin Mei Mei from attending the emperor. Everyone had seen the concubine walking around the Jade Palace during that time so they thought that she is there serving the emperor. Lin Mian Mian had been holed into his courtyard for so long so why did he come out right now? To create trouble?


    There are only a few people that saw the event and most of them are working inside the palace so they have no time to tell the others about the events. Lu Mao and his friends of rotten maids also didn''t have the luxury to chat with other maids since their attention is always towards their master. Minister Chang, the one who knows the events very well, is also busy with the preparations so he was not able to clarify the things.


    With all the things placed properly, one word can cause a misunderstanding. Somehow, this set-up, this must have caused the original Lin Mian Mian''s painful suffering.


    Yin Mei Mei walked to the encirclement as if it is her rightful place. The stupid birdbrain concubines flocked around her as if serving the bird queen. A few concubines that started to doubt her credibility properly showed their distance while the remaining ones that are weak to compete only remained on the sidelines.


    They all started to ask her questions as if it is her press conference. The shutters of cameras are blinding while the lighting from the studio highlighted her existence. Numbers of microphones, recorders, and even some unknown shaped material is being pointed at her, waiting for her to talk. The actress of the year took a handkerchief from her pockets and said, ''I am abused! That guy harassed me! I will bring this to the court. You better prepare!''


    Well, this set-up would be best seen on the modern setting.


    The lady retained her innocent reaction as she listened to the questions. She smiled, showing the deep holes on her cheeks, then lightly dabbed the edge of her eyes as if hiding the tears that are about to fall. The concubines stopped their question as they all look at the poor lady. Aww, what kind of devil is that person to make this lady cry?


    "I''m fine. I''m sorry," Yin Mei Mei said stickily gentle. "People have different attitudes. It''s just that the appearance and the attitude didn''t match."


    "Sister Mei, don''t apologize. It is not your fault. The one that should be kneeling is that person. How could he dare to hurt you?" A concubine, named Lu Sei Min, replied back.


    Lu Sei Min is that one concubine that wanted to use the status of the new wife to earn favorability. She knows that benefits of being a general''s son''s friend than being Yin Mei Mei that has no background. Yin Mei Mei is favored now but she would be useless once the emperor chooses an empress so Lu Sei Min would rather want to hug Lin Mian Mian''s thigh for protection.


    So, without sending a notice, Lu Sei Min paraded herself in front of the Lin Courtyard. They say that Lin Mian Mian is a kindhearted person so it doesn''t matter if she went uninvited or not. If it was the previous person then yes Lu Sei Min will be welcomed without a problem. The old Lin Mian Mian would even serve her refreshments while welcoming her with a warm smile. He is really a very kind but dumb person.


    But the old Lin Mian Mian is not here anymore.


    Instead, Lin Mian Mian only rushed to help that dirty servant that dirtied her clothes and ignored her [Chapter 014]. Lin Mian Mian even flaunted his presence as if his existence is the only one that is worthy. He humiliated Lu Sei Min in front of many people bringing her shame. This angered her so much that now she blocked Lin Mian Mian from her list.


    Though, she did not need to block him since Lin Mian Mian already blocked them from the start.


    Now that Yin Mei Mei fought with Lin Mian Mian, Lu Sei Min wanted to use this opportunity to destroy Lin Mian Mian''s reputation. Even though Lu Sei Min knows that it was Yin Mei Mei''s fault, why should she side to the enemy? The enemy''s enemy is her friend; Lin Mian Mian is still new to the place so even though he has a high rank, it can''t be compared to the other concubines that also have a good backing.


    He is still a greenhorn to this bloody garden.


    While everyone is spraying curses that certain someone, the Head Eunuch arrived. He explained to the ladies that it is now his job to control the harem while the Empress Dowager is away. Any misbehavior will be reported to the majesty so they must conduct their selves properly. The ladies listened to his words well and the Head Eunuch started his instruction.


    Like the usual, Yin Mei Mei headed to her usual spot. Then her teen girls followers also followed, trying to line up before the others. Nobody wanted to be on the last line so they all scrambled like chicks. Mu Shi is still relaying the instructions so he was surprised when the concubines started moving. He had not yet announced the arrangement, why are they lining up?


    It is really disrespectful towards the elder. Even though he is just a eunuch, his title is enough to hold judgment that could influence the Emperor''s decision. He watched the concubines to line up like some kids that wanted a treat. Mu Shi asked the ladies to settle down and listen but nobody heard him. They are busy taking their pedestals making sure that they are far above than anybody.


    He is already an old man and that little precaution is enough to exhaust him. Especially now that a trouble is brewing over the heads of the concubines. Rather than reprimanding these group of women, he told a nearby servant to watch the ladies while he''s out to call Minister Chang. The servants nodded in pleasure and smile after the old man. These concubines are always a good source of gossip materials.


    Go! Go! Fight oh! We want some hair grabbing ah!


    While the servants are preparing their eyes to watch the scene that will unfold, the concubines already started the fire.


    Not all thought that Yin Mei Mei deserved her position so now that her favorability lowered a bit the other concubines took the chance to gather themselves. One of the concubines that have a very strong backing and said to have a very strict personality, Fu Xiao San, walked towards Yin Mei Mei. Her daunting face showed dissatisfaction as she looked at Yin Mei Mei from head to down. Yin Mei Mei returned a confused look like a chick that has been wrong.


    "Sister San, is there something wrong?" Yin Mei Mei asked in a soft voice.


    "There is," Fu Xiao San straightforwardly replied. "It seems that Sister Mei has been holding the position for a long time. Don''t you think this is the right time to concede?"


    "What do you mean? This Sister Mei did not understand," Yin Mei Mei bit the lower part of her lips drawing red marks. Anyone looking at her would feel pity. Well, not this one.


    "The arrangement has always been decided from credibility. Since Sister Mei had lost a few points from a few days ago, the rankings should have been readjusted," Fu Xiao San scoffed as she flipped her fan open. "This lady Fu has earned good credits recently from attending the Arts competition. This lady should have advanced to a higher rank."


    Yin Mei Mei clenched her fist. She knows what Fu Xiao San is talking about. While she is worrying over Lin Mian Mian, the other concubines are earning their points by attending jobs or competitions that might raise their favorability. Fu Xiao San is one of her firm opponents inside this harem so she has been careless since Lin Mian Mian arrived suddenly.


    Yin Mei Mei blinked her eyes to show her adorable fucking eyes. "But Sister Fu, this lady Mei had accumulated a lot of points these few years. How can a mere punishment take a lot of points that could make this lady concede?"


    "Well, if you weren''t lower then I am not here to take my place!" Fu Xiao San exclaimed. She never thought that Yin Mei Mei could back her out.


    "Sister Fu, calm down, there''s no need to fight over. If you want, I would give this place for you," Yin Mei Mei said with glistening eyes full of reluctance. "If Lady Fu deserved this place then this Lady Mei will give it to you."


    Yin Mei Mei is like a chick that has been abused. It makes people feel that she really deserved the place but since someone wanted her position then she will just give it. Fu Xiao San''s pride is higher than the Mount Everest so she won''t accept the offer. She only scoffed and walked away back to her original position. But, before she could go, Yin Mei Mei called her to set-up sparks to detonate the bomb.


    "Sister Fu? You didn''t want the first place anymore?" Yin Mei Mei asked.


    Fi Xiao San only glared at her before she walks away with a red face. Yin Mei Mei sneered inwardly. She returned to her position with a wide smile when another person came to disturb again. This time she thought that another concubine wanted to mess up with her again so he turned her head with a saddened expression. But she was surprised to see a different face.


    Actually, it is not only Yin Mei Mei but also the other concubines that surrounded her. They all look at the young man that seems to be very out of place. His light blue robe fitted his slim body that highlighted his good-looking face. Currently, the face is smiling brightly as he looked at Yin Mei Mei. His eyes showed nothing but gentleness.


    "Pardon me," the young man called softly. "I don''t want to disturb whatever feud you guys are doing but I would like to call your attention. Don''t you think you are standing in somebody''s place?"


    All the ladies are in trance as they listened to the young man''s voice. Yin Mei Mei and Lu Sei Min recognized the person by his voice. They never thought that this person would appear before them wearing this kind of clothing. The concubine only managed to take a step back trying to control her urge to kick this man away.


    The main character finally arrived on the scene.

 025 : Lin Mian Mian Loses The Game

    On the Lin Courtyard, one person is leisurely reading a book while reclining unto a soft padded chair. His whole being exhibited a warm sense of laziness - the kind that makes anybody wants to just lie down and sleep. Though, nobody would want to close their eyes. The person is far more beautiful than the any other dream.


    Lin Mian Mian is just casually flipping a page when loud voices of children disrupted the silence. The figures of Lu Mao and Fu Xing appeared on the scene both having twisted faces. Fu Xing, the young guard, is bathing on sweat while Lu Mao still looks very neat but the ruffled sight of his hair exposed his emotion. Lin Mian Mian did not look up to see their expression. Something must have happened to make these kids approach him like this.


    "What is it?" Lin Mian Mian asked, his eyes are still on the book he is reading.


    "The Emperor has sent a letter. Master Lin, you have to read this," Lu Mao quickly handed a crumpled letter.


    By the looks of it, the crumple is caused by Lu Mao''s distress. Lin Mian Mian already allowed this personal eunuch to read his letters. Anyways, no secrets can be hidden from this rebirthed group.


    Lin Mian Mian accepted the letter. He skimmed through the information with a lazy glance until his expression changed after reading the last line. Like the two children, Lin Mian Mian showed a frown. He did not expect to see this letter ahead of time. No, on the original set-up, there is no such thing as this letter.


    "This... who sent this?" Lin Mian Mian asked them.


    "It''s his majesty," Fu Xing quickly responded. "Then His Majesty told me to send this letter quickly."


    "But didn''t Minister Chang say that they will be leaving on the next day?" Lin Mian Mian pondered over.


    "En," Fu Xing nodded. "However, suddenly the emperor wrote the verdict. His Majesty is a bit irritated. It''s seems that something is bothering the Emperor. Minister Chang and the Mother Empress is then called in the study. I just heard my name called and is told to send the letter to the Lin Courtyard."


    Lu Mao and Fu Xing feel that something is wrong from the emperor''s actions. Like Lin Mian Mian, they are also aware that this letter is non-existent from their previous life, which made them feel anxious. Things started to deviate from their past life. They are now starting to think that this fate is really different from what they had already known.


    Lu Mao glanced at Lin Mian Mian.


    In this life... is there a possibility that his Young master Lin will not face the same suffering?


    Or will he face double the pain?


    The contents of the letter Fu Xing sent is a summon message from Yan JinLong. It was only phrased with few sentences, telling Lin Mian Mian to attend the ceremony that will be held today. Whatever ceremony it was, he is only said to dress comfortably. The letter is devoid from any strong emotion, as though the supposed to be ''summon'' letter is a cute pink envelope handed to a crush.


    Even though Lin Mian Mian just wanted to spend this whole day lazily, he has to cooperate and do his responsibility. As the new wife, should he not be the leading person that will get ready? But since the new soul is only a little enthusiastic to the set-up, he chose to be late. After all, the original also came late to the ceremony. There is nothing much to change.


    Lu Mao prepared a series of robes but Lin Mian Mian declined them all. The letter says that he can dress comfortably so why have to wear some clothes three times his weight? Even though the robes for the women and men has only few differences, wearing a teal green colored clothes is much of his preference than the seductive yet innocent pink plum blossoms. Also, he wanted to test how long can Yan JinLong play with this game.


    So he chooses to wear male clothes to show his status.


    Despite the clothes, Lin Mian Mian still looked wonderful. Seeing him on the clothes that a proper male should wear, Lu Mao and Fu Xing could not help but to gasp in amazement.


    They only saw Lin Mian Mian wear female clothes, or robes that are unisex by nature. Yet, seeing him in this outfit did not even lessen his already beautiful image. It''s just that it highlighted Lin Mian Mian''s air of being a ''young master'' rather than a ''ger''.


    If one would ignore the cinnabar under his eye, nobody will really think that he is on the middle gender. Lu Mao approached his master as he tried to adjust some fittings on the waist. Lin Mian Mian lightly chuckled when he saw the eyes of the small child shine as though he had seen a monument size candy. The ger reaches down to give the plump cheeks of the little boy a slight pinch.


    "Now, now, isn''t this master look handsome?" Lin Mian Mian asked.


    Lu Mao nodded furiosly. "Indeed, master is so good looking. Very good looking!"


    "Aiya, has this servant learned how to flatter his master?" Lin Mian Mian stole a pinch again.


    "No! No! This servant is very honest. Master is very good looking! I swear!" Lu Mao showed his sincerity.


    Lin Mian Mian laughed by the cuteness of this little boy then he stopped teasing. They prepared to leave the courtyard when the maids arrived. The three ladies were surprised to see a handsome young man inside their place.


    "M-master Lin?" The three chorused in a surprised tone. Lin Mian Mian looked at them with a raised brow. Oh, perfect timing, the girls are already here.


    "I am summoned by the emperor. You girls will stay here," Lin Mian Mian said.


    The voice is from their master but the face belonged to a handsome man! Like the image portrayed by Lu Mao, the ladies also remained stuck on their places. They watched their good-looking master saunter around while preparing the things that he needed. Only by the time that Lu Mao, Fu Xing, and Lin Mian Mian left that they were able to collect their souls back.


    "Master~~!" As if they will be left inside the courtyard.


    There are guards on the gate, who would dare to enter without ''someone''s'' permission? They followed Lin Mian Mian on the back and bickered with Lu Mao as they questioned him about the situation. The boy explained everything in detail as they walk through to the event place.


    Only a few people had seen Lin Mian Mian, and another set of these few people had seen him on this kind of form. All of them could not help but to ask to whose family''s house this person belongs. If not of the cinnabar, they would think that he is some prominent son of an unknown minister. It is only by the sight of the servant did they realized that it was Lin Mian Mian.


    But why, ah? Why is he wearing these male clothes?


    Clothes are just worn to protect one''s body from the weather, but inside the palace, it has some other meaning. The clothes meant status, that is why the brighter and more dazzling the color, the higher the position to the court. Also, during this time, even though women are highly respected, it is pretty obvious that men are leading the group. To wear men clothes means that one has a status, and might be a leader at some sort.


    Lin Mian Mian wearing male clothes showed that his authority did not only covered his status as the thirteenth concubine, but also his standing in the society. It is as though he never considered his standing as the emperor''s woman and become a man by himself. For the higher ups, this can be taken as a disrespectful.


    This is why Lin Mian Mian wanted to see Yan JinLong''s reaction once he sees him dressed like this.


    Like how his memory portrayed the events, he found the hall where the concubines are huddled. As what he expected, the ladies had worn their most beautiful robes on the shortest time the notice arrived.


    They also painted their faces beautifully, still passes to the grandeur the emperor always wanted. One sight is enough to see that this garden is exquisite. Only by the appearance of Lin Mian Mian did this scenery change.


    If all of them look like a frail beautiful flower, Lin Mian Mian looked like a hard to deal grass.


    Lin Mian Mian entered the hall stealthily. He watched as the ladies enamored themselves with praises, trying to highlight their presence more than the other. Though, the most prominent amongst them is Yin Mei Mei.


    Lin Mian Mian spectated to the side as he watched the show with large sized box of popcorn and diet coke. Watching these ladies and their cat fights are indeed beautiful to the eyes of the audience. It is only when Minister Chang Jie did arrive that Lin Mian Mian only moved to take his spotlight.


    Unlike the usual slow walk with hips slightly swaying, Lin Mian Mian approached the over-confident green tea bitch with long strides of steps. The lower concubines that were on the sides were surprised to find a ''man'' inside the hall. They all watch ''him'' pat the shoulders of Yin Mei Mei as if seeking attention then spoke the most soothing voice that they had heard on their whole lives.


    His manly posture and courteous approach made some of the ladies fall in love right on the spot!


    "Pardon me," the young man called softly. "I don''t want to disturb whatever feud you guys are doing but I would like to call your attention. Don''t you think you are standing in somebody''s place?"


    Two out of the nine concubines (three were still inside the cold palace) recognized the voice on the spot. When Yin Mei Mei turned around, all the redness coming from her cheeks and lips are all drained. The last time the two of them met, Yin Mei Mei had fallen to the ground. If not only because of the war, she would have been punished. Meeting him again in this event is already a given, it''s just that she never thought that he will be this loud to call him.


    On the other hand, the second person is Lu Sei Min, who already has the urge to kick the ger out from the spot. Unlike Yin Mei Mei, she did not know how Lin Mian Mian is being favored so she has more courage than anyone does. Though, the others did not dare to provoke the ger since he has a rather good standing in the whole palace.


    If only he wasn''t surnamed Lin, everyone would throw him out.


    Yin Mei Mei could not say anything. Aside from his sudden arrival, his clothes also gathered the attention of all the participants.


    Only men are allowed to wear such clothes, why is this ger wearing it as well? Does it mean that he has greater influence than any of them? Lin Mian Mian scanned the surprised expression coming from the ladies and could not help but to hook the ends of his lips up slightly.


    Right just on time, Minister Chang Jie arrived on the scene. Behind him would be the eunuch Mu Shi. The women disregarded his authority since he is still a eunuch, but with the presence of the right hand man of the emperor, all they could do is to bow their heads in respect. Lin Mian Mian also bowed since he still respected the minister, it''s just that the respect is only on the role since he still did not know this man''s way of thoughts.


    "The Empress Dowager is not here to retain her role as the Queen so I sent the Head Eunuch to do the preparation," Minister Chang Jie''s voice is firm and clear. "Now, can anyone explain what happened?"


    Of course, nobody will dare to answer. The minister only scanned the faces of the people until he found Lin Mian Mian. The appearance of the male ger made his brows to hook up. This person... what is he wearing?


    He walked towards Lin Mian Mian to ask what this entire event is all about when Lin Mian Mian just handed him a letter. Minister Chang Jie would rather not accept it until he had seen the personal seal of the emperor.


    Yan JinLong had sent a personal letter to this one?


    Minister Chang only needed to glance once to know what the letter is all about. After all, Yan JinLong ordered him to wear whatever he wanted, who is he to stop him?


    With the help of the imposing aura of the minister, the arrangement of the wives had changed. Lin Mian Mian earned the top spot while Yin Mei Mei took the second. The next position had Fu Xiao San, and then Lu Sei Min comes after. The succeeding position was granted by their credits so nobody complained if one comes the last.


    With the formation done, Minister Chang returned to his duty and called in the other personnel. Since the arrangement for this ceremony is abrupt, only a few decorations were created. Though, the things needed for the war has already been prepared so there is no worry inside the arsenal affairs. It only took half an hour to get all things done and the drum to announce the start of the ceremony resounded to the walls of the palace.


    About all the rituals and such, Lin Mian Mian has no idea how it is done. He only relied to the memories of the original body to act though. Though, most of the time, all he needed to do is to bow down very low or look up to sing his praises. There is nothing else to do than to stay on his spot until his legs had become somewhat numb. He felt like the blood already stopped flowing from too much kneeling.


    Yan JinLong, on the other hand, only has two things from his mind. One - is from the dream that he had last night, and second - to the person kneeling on the top place on the line.


    He had spent most of his free time with Lin Mian Mian yet the dread coming from that dream did not calm him down. All he wanted to do now is to step down and grab Lin Mian Mian then lock him on his arms. It is only in this way he can make sure that this person will stay - that he will not be gone away.


    Minister Chang Jie noticed the impatience coming from the leader so he ended the long speech short. The last part of the ceremony is the blessing coming from the Empress. But since he still has not chosen an Empress, he have to meet and greet each lady to receive their gifts.


    However, Yan JinLong has no plan from doing so. The moment he went down from his throne, he walks straight towards the position of his new wife.


    Lin Mian Mian has been so bored that he started playing the pebbles on the ground. The concubines nearby him could not believe what he is doing but none of them notify him when the figure of the emperor approached their position. They all held their black scheming as they watch Yan JinLong''s shadow to loom over the occupied figure of Lin Mian Mian.


    That''s why, when Lin Mian Mian was lifted up, he was in too much surprise. And since his legs had long been numbed, he wasn''t able to stand up straight and held tightly to the figure who made him stand. Lin Mian Mian wanted to curse the person who suddenly disturbed him when suddenly an object invaded his mouth with a force.


    If only nobody is watching them, Yan JinLong could have just tossed the new wife to bed and pound him. But since he is in a bad mood, and only by selfishly kissing those rosy lips can only extinguish a bit of his agony, he did not let himself suffer and enjoyed the taste. Only Lin Mian Mian could feel the force the emperor is exerting.


    It is as though Yan JinLong''s self-control is already losing.


    It has been a long time that the emperor kissed him roughly like this. Before, it could be said that despite his beastly and sneaky attitude, Yan JinLong has been always gentle when he kisses him. The other person is afraid that if he will use force, Lin Mian Mian would be scared of him. So he will never show how desperate he is in devouring Lin Mian Mian.


    Then, what made him act like this?


    Everyone knows Yan JinLong''s expeditions on his nightly activities but this is the first time they saw him so passionate in just simply kissing someone. Even the concubines that he had been together for many years could not help but to blush from the intense infatuation.


    They had never seen Yan JinLong in this kind of state - the type where he almost wanted to integrate his self on the others body.


    The kiss lasted for a while. Lin Mian Mian who was looking all high and mighty could not help but to melt under the emperor''s ministrations. He wanted to resist but the pleasure given by the emperor made his whole body weak. All he could do is to just hold unto the other man tightly or else he would fall.


    Yan JinLong reluctantly separated himself from the kiss. He then stared down to the picture of his wife, imprinting the beautiful image to the depth of his soul. Lin Mian Mian was taken aback by the sudden attack so his image fully showed a bullied animal. His misty eyes, glossy lips, and flushing cheeks made the beast within Yan JinLong to become stiff. Even with the clothes, everyone can see his mighty titan standing!


    However, the man of god isn''t afraid ah. He even pulled Lin Mian Mian in a tight hug so his wife could feel the hardness beneath. Lin Mian Mian was alerted by the hard object and glared at Yan JinLong. Since this man already knows that he wasn''t the white lotus type, he had shown most of his original attitude.


    Yan JinLong was surprised by the sudden attack but he wasn''t angry. He only thought that his wife baring fangs is so cute like a baby tiger. Lin Mian Mian could bite him... nah, the emperor will accept that bite since he had fallen to this person. His masochistic tendencies are really obvious when coercing with this new wife.


    The emperor made another kiss to Lin Mian Mian''s nose, then to his forehead. His gesture that shows his true love indeed could make anyone feel jealous. Yan JinLong placed his lips to nibble on Lin Mian Mian''s ear.


    His said in a hoarse voice, "My dear Empress, I will make love to you once I go back. You should prepare yourself ba. This time, I won''t tolerate any excuses. This dragon has endured enough."


    Lin Mian Mian could feel the warmth brushing on his ears. As the emperor whispered those words, he could not help but to feel very embarrassed that he hid himself to the emperor''s chest to cover his red face. His heart suddenly leaped from those icky-words but none of them made him feel repulsed.


    Actually, he started to doubt his feelings towards the emperor. He knows that he is doing this job to retain the original Lin Mian Mian''s reputation and avoid the incoming incident. However, the moment his heart started to waver and flutter by just the emperor''s words...


    No, this time, he had already understood his feelings. It is very clear that he almost wanted to deny its very existence.


    Does it mean that Lin Mian Mian had also lost the game?

 026 : Like Mother, Like Son

    It has been a week since the emperor left the palace. Even though there is a change of leaders, the life inside the walls returned to normal. Even though the leader wasn''t present on his nest, the credible and trustworthy officials are enough to handle the affairs.


    Also, the Empress Dowager is also there. The Empress Dowager is a wise and a reliable woman.


    When she was still on her younger years, she already showed a formidable character that despite her standing as a woman, she could stand in par with men. This ability coursed her way to become the Queen of the land, thus winning to the number of concubines.


    Most of the old officials had witnessed the woman''s prowess and respected her for that. This is the reason why even though Yan JinLong is the current dragon emperor, the Empress Dowager''s influence is much greater. Her experience and wisdom is worthy of such title.


    In addition, their difference in attending the public also highlighted the people''s favorability.


    Yan JinLong is a great leader ¨C nobody could refute that since his parents are also of the same level of skills. However, when it comes to attending court, this man could either turn the whole place into a cold pole or burn the field with his roasting. Yan JinLong is the kind of person that would reprimand an official''s mistake in the most horrible manner one would wonder if his tongue is made up of red chili paper.


    Minister Chang Jie is already spicy? Then Yan JinLong is spicier ah.


    However, the Empress Dowager, despite her strictness, is not severe. Her smooth and mother-like voice is like a chocolate melting on the tongue, making everyone feel comfortable and warm. She also reprimands mistakes but will not roast the other person until burnt. She will just state what their wrongdoings are and what should be done to correct it.


    Her style is very different ah. Yan JinLong is the tyrant leader while his mother is Mother Theresa.  It is easy to choose between the two.


    Therefore, the usual cold mornings even though the sun is already scorching hot had become the Empress Dowager counseling radio station. The officers that often needed to take a leak before attending the court so they won''t piss themselves attended the meeting with a bright smile. They never thought that would encounter such a good day.


    But what a pity ah! Even though they liked the Empress Dowager like this, they can''t just ignore Yan JinLong''s existence that is larger than any mountains and deeper than any seas. They could only just cherish the moment where they can still happily attend the morning court smiling.


    On the other hand, the person who almost wanted to throw a nationwide party since the fuccboi is already gone - Lin Mian Mian welcomed his leisurely days. Aside from waking up in the morning and walking around the courtyard to show that he is still alive, it could be said that his life had been very simple and lazy. If not from his servants wanting him to exercise, he could have chosen to sleep all day.


    If he could sit, he would not stand. If he could lie down, he would not sit. If only he is allowed to sleep for the whole day, he would not dare to wake up.


    But don''t dare to insult our adorable Lin Mian Mian ah! Despite this sloth-y attitude, Lin Mian Mian had been working with all force when dealing with the other concubines. Since Yan JinLong showed his desire by actions, everyone now knows that Lin Mian Mian did not lose favor, but instead been marked as the next empress. His existence is enough to exhibit his level rising.


    Ding Ding Ding! Player Lin Mian Mian levelled up!


    Many people were contemplating by the emperor''s choice, but the people that were most affected is the harem. They all have been in the palace for years to gain the title yet the wife who isn''t even a woman but a ger took all their efforts in vain.


    They wanted to complain, but what right do they have?


    Compared to them and Lin Mian Mian, the others are daughters of some noble while the new wife is the only child of a legendary general, it would be obvious to know who will be chosen. Therefore, instead of carrying daggers to hurt the other, they preferred to use the flatter-like-a-parasite type where they only needed to gain Lin Mian Mian''s favor.


    Once Lin Mian Mian showed a little bit of affection towards any of the concubines, it only means that they have the chance of becoming his friend. If they cannot take the emperor''s heart, then they should just take the Lin Family''s backing. By that, they don''t have to worry over their safety since Lin Mian Mian had taken them under their protection.


    Half of the harem has this kind of thinking so they did not waste any time to look for the Jade Lin. Every day, a concubine would come knocking on the Lin Courtyard just to seek the ger''s audience. To show their credibility, they would often show gifts of high jewelries and money.


    Also, the Lin Mian Mian from the rumors is the kind and gentle kind. He will accept anyone who is true and honest. It is as though his whole being is a saint ¨C forever helping anyone who is in need.


    Well, only Yin Mei Mei knows what Lin Mian Mian''s true nature is.


    She had suffered a great deal of mental degradation due to the new wife''s unintentional actions. Who said that Lin Mian Mian is gentle ah? Who said that he is kind and good? Those are just rumors ba! The gentle jade that you have thought of him is nothing other than a hard rock.


    If not because of him, she would not lose his favor ba!


    So Yin Mei Mei did not tell the other wives to not go into the Lin courtyard since she knows that they will not be accepted. But who knows after the first concubine visited to the Lin Courtyard, the concubine was accepted wholeheartedly! Not only that, the concubine also said that the Jade Lin is so kind that she almost thought that Lin Mian Mian is her big sister.


    Lin Mian Mian''s service to the community had been rated in five stars!


    The other concubines that were reluctant to visit the Lin Courtyard heard the news and was perplexed if they will be treated the same. The next day, a few concubines decided to go together and were welcomed on the same way.


    In just three days, Lin Mian Mian had become the center of the harem, with eighty percent of the wives agreeing that he has the ''kind older sister'' vibe.


    The remaining twenty percent are from those concubines that already have a high position like Fu Xiao San. The Fu family had a good standing inside the palace so there is no need for getting favors from the general''s child.


    The other part of twenty percent is from the concubines that would rather want to stab and smear blood to Lin Mian Mian''s image like Lu Sei Min and Yin Mei Mei.


    Today, after many days of chatting and acting like a holy saint, Lin Mian Mian finally earned his good rest. He was reclining in a soft padded chair under the shade of a tree, munching a few pieces of mochi. He just recently learned that people in this world did not know any rice delicacy other than just cooking it normally. So he demonstrated to the children on how to make mochi.


    The creation process of mochi is really simple and the servants were happy when they were preparing it. After a few modifications with the taste, mochi had become a normal food inside the Lin courtyard made especially for the Lin Mian Mian himself.


    When the concubines visited his place, they were surprised by the dessert and even asked to take a few on their yards. Lin Mian Mian isn''t stingy with food so he gave the women a few boxes for them to taste.


    Well, after all, food unites all.


    The three rotten maids and the eunuch watch their master lazing under the tree again. Happiness can be seen glittering on their eyes as though hoping to let the peaceful days like this to insist. They don''t need that fuccboi occasionally sticking on their master, or that cold faced minister that watches them like they had murdered his family or something. Good days like this are really rare.


    Somewhere in the battlefield, two people sneezed on the same time.


    As Lin Mian Mian is slowly closing his eyes due to the mild breeze that refreshed his feeling, a loud noise suddenly erupted. Slightly frowning, he glanced on the corner to see two kids rushing towards him. Somehow, the image of Lu Mao carrying a letter with Fu Xing behind feels like deja vu.


    Did the same thing happen just a few days ago?


    Lu Mao quickly approached his master. He wanted to apologize from disturbing his rest but this letter is of important matter. Unlike before, this one, Lu Mao is yet to read it. The reason is the seal plastered on the paper is from the Empress Dowager. The little eunuch will not dare to implicate the Empress Dowager.


    It''s okay if it is Yan JinLong, but never his mother.


    After all, the Empress Dowager manages the harem. Lin Mian Mian already told them to be kind towards the Mother of the Land since they can still use her influence from escaping the palace. They should display goodwill to earn favor.


    Lin Mian Mian pinched the soft cheeks of Lu Mao lightly before taking the letter. He only needed to flip it open once to see the short message. After a glance, he closed the letter and handed it to Fu Xing. The two children waited for his response.


    "The Empress Dowager wanted to have some tea with us," Lin Mian Mian stood. "Prepare some gifts; we will be visiting her now."


    "Master Lin, will it be okay to meet the Empress Dowager?" Lu Mao asked.


    "Why would it not be okay?" Lin Mian Mian patted the little child''s head. "The empress dowager wanted my audience for a long time but due to my father''s death, I could only request for her kindness."


    Also, from the memories of the original, the Empress Dowager is not a bad person at all. She treated everyone in the harem strictly but this is just her concern as the current mother of the land. In close up, one could see her gentle attitude. Just by her ruling made the harem behave.


    The Empress Dowager is also Lin Father''s close friend. It seems that when they were still young, the former emperor and the general already treated each other like blood brothers. This must be one of the reasons why the general did not conquer the land despite his influence. He wanted to have a safe country for his family and friends, and so supported the former emperor on his ruling.


    "It will give us a bad image if we keep refusing her summons. Come, help me pack some good food for the Lady," Lin Mian Mian said.


    The little Eunuch though that his master''s reason is correct so he quickly dismissed his displeased expression and help Lin Mian Mian prepare. The three maids also helped with the preparations. In just a few minutes, they are already done and ready to go. Fu Xing then escorted the Jade Lin to the Harem''s chambers.


    [A/N: Since Lin Mian Mian isn''t really a woman, nor male, he was given a courtyard instead of staying on the chambers. It has been introduced earlier on- I forgot what chapter-. This is also the reason why most of the concubines have to walk a distance just to visit him and would feel bitter when Lin Mian Mian refused to welcome them.]


    The Empress Dowager Xia MeiLin is currently sipping her tea when a loud voice announced someone''s arrival. After a while, a person appeared from the corner, approaching towards her direction. The said person then kneeled with a bow when he is a few feet apart from the Queen before saying his greetings. His gentle voice echoed through the whole room, almost making the other maids to have complicated feelings.


    "My, My, this child, you don''t have to bow before your godmother. Here, come and drink some tea," an equally pleasing voice replied to his intention, making Lin Mian Mian feel warm.


    He suddenly remembered his mother from his previous world. Even though his life isn''t luxurious but he is very happy. Lin Mian Mian is a certified mama''s boy, would rather go sticky to his mom than to his ever-strict father. The mother will also indulge to his words, would pamper like a little child.


    Just by hearing the warm voice of the Empress Dowager made his heart sting. He wondered what his family''s reaction is when they learned that he died. Did they cry for him? Did his mother felt heartbroken?


    "What''s the matter? Are you feeling comfortable?" Xia MeiLin noticed the forlorn look of the youth. He looks like grieving. "Are you remembering your father?"


    "I am fine. Thanks the Lady for her concern," Lin Mian Mian smiled.


    He stood up from his position and turned to sit to the opposite side of the table. The servants made their bows before the masters then handed the packed delicacies they brought to the table. Lin Mian Mian proudly introduced the sweets towards the empress dowager with a pleasant sales talk. He almost looks like a sales person selling doubtful furniture.


    The Empress Dowager also accepted his nurture. Even though she knows that Lin Mian Mian is only doing it for the sake of earning a favor, to hear praises is still a good thing ba. And Lin Mian Mian is doing it very well. His sweet talk would make the Empress Dowager chuckle and laugh. Lin Mian Mian treated his mother this way so his action became natural.


    It is as though Lin Mian Mian is the real son, not the hardheaded Yan JinLong.


    "Aiya, this child is really naughty ah. Different from what I heard from the other people," Xia MeiLin said.


    Lin Mian Mian halted. D-did he overdo it?


    "I heard that the General''s child is a gentle, kind, and modest ger. He looks very delicate and fragile that by just simply touching him is impossible," the lady looked at Lin Mian Mian''s image from head to toe. "But it seems that the rumors are wrong."


    "He he, what do you mean?" Lin Mian Mian almost stuttered. "Does the Lady did not approve of my actions?"


    "No, not really," the lady took a sip from her tea. "I like your honest self. White lotuses are good people, but they are not suitable for the Emperor''s garden."


    Lin Mian Mian nervously chuckled. So he had been seen through?


    "This Lady..."


    "You can call me ''Mother''. You shouldn''t be bothered by the titles," Xia MeiLin said.


    Lin Mian Mian smirked. This mother and son, though with different temperaments, one could see where the other got his attitude.


    It seems that it is true. Like mother, like son, indeed!

 027 : Mother-in-Law Asks When Are You Giving Birth

    The role of a mother-in-law towards the daughter-in-law is very vital. It can be said that if fathers were strict since they are prioritizing their daughter''s future when choosing a spouse, then mothers would be the one that will surely hold the whip of the horse when it comes to their sons choosing a bride.


    They could not just hand their well-breed sons to others ah!


    Technically, this had been a natural course of selection, especially to those families that were considered to have a great influence in the society. This can be usually seen in business-related industries where sons are mostly wed off to another business partner that seemingly have a wonderful and beautiful daughter. This had become the norm, thus those people who tend to become deviant would be treated as the black sheep of the family.


    But this is the course during the modern society. Comparing it with the ancients, at least, the contract between these people is somewhat freely done and consensual. They have to do it in accordance to the law or else they will be implicated by the government and the public.


    On the other hand, the ancients do truly hold about these marriage contracts, but most of the time were done to the benefit of the other party. Marriage contracts between nobles are only to ensure the safety of each other''s wealth, rather than the feelings of their children. It will even reach to the point where violence is implemented just to control the youngsters.


    Though, in this story, marriage contracts are used the same but violence is entirely banned. After all, if one is not a noble or a royalty, an individual can be married freely. Or if ever circumstances where a royalty fell in love with a commoner, then the parents only needed to confirm if their feelings were the same so they can arrange a contract. In that way, there will be less trouble and hassle in both parts.


    But this is different in the case of the Emperor.


    The harem had become a tradition ever since the first establishment of the empire. This had become the responsibility of the leader of the palace, and it can never be easily eradicated since most of the people had already accepted it as true and right. So, no matter the emperor wanted to become a eunuch* or reinforce monogamy, he will still be tasked to create a harem since this is a matter of the state.


    [A/N: No, he''s not going to be castrated like a eunuch. I just used it to say that if ever an emperor doesn''t want a wife or is asexual.]


    Xie MeiLin, as the Empress Dowager, is one of the people that decide if one can enter the harem or not. It is her responsibility to manage the Emperor''s garden since the Emperor has not chosen his empress, and thus become a vital figure when it comes to the selection process. The Queen of the land has standards so only those who were qualified to enter can be guaranteed a title.


    Currently, there''re twelve concubines in the harem, excluding Lin Mian Mian. They were chosen by the Empress Dowager in accordance to her checklist with the criteria highly dependent on their skills and talents. If one will receive a score lower than the average threshold then they will be crossed out. Of course, Yan JinLong would have a say in these beauties since he will be the one marrying them, not Xia MeiLin.


    Before, the Empress Dowager has no impression towards the harem. As long as they are obedient and was taking good care of their children than selfishly using them as trump cards, then she will not treat them badly and reward them. As a mother, she wanted to implant the wisdom to the ladies about the importance of becoming a queen if ever one of them will become the Empress someday. She did not want to have a daughter-in-law that is a wretch.


    However, when Xia MeiLin first saw Lin Mian Mian, she thought that she had found the person that could brandish a sword when handling his rogue son.


    From the first look, Lin Mian Mian immediately earned his ticket towards the mother-in-law''s heart. It could be said that if ever the thirteen concubines will have a race, and somehow Lin Mian Mian runs the slowest, the Empress Dowager will not think twice of giving him a horse to hasten his steps, or move the finish line before him.


    He accidentally opened the flag of raising a favor with the mother-in-law! So lucky!


    Xia MeiLin thought that choosing him as a wife is her idiot son''s best decision in his life!


    As for what she liked about Lin Mian Mian, it would be right to say that she was captivated by his beauty first. In the harem, beauty is something very common that anyone working on the site could just bat an eye whenever they saw a beauty. After all, beauty is a key ingredient to produce a good-looking son so this aspect has been considered as top priority.


    Lin Mian Mian is beautiful; there is no doubt in that. However, his beauty is not to the point of looking fake. It is just in line with perfection, but imperfect on the same time. The flaws on his appearance are present but it did not make him look ugly, but more of an immortal that descended only to become human.


    He looks fragile and frail but unbreakable.


    He looks slightly dumb but not stupid.


    He is the perfect example of a white lotus born from mud ¨C an indication of purity despite the black schemes of the world. By this, Xia MeiLin is not afraid that Lin Mian Mian will be easily persuaded by the palace''s internal strife since his morality can never be easily destroyed.


    Right, though his chrysanthemum was broken easily by a banana launcher. He he.


    Another point that made Xia MeiLin like about Lin Mian Mian is his temperament. He has a cool type ¨Cthe one who is simply happy-go-lucky. He will not scheme if not needed, and would only interfere if his safety or those people he protected were in danger. This is a good attitude for an Empress since an Empress should not interfere with the Emperor''s business too much, otherwise stated.


    This perspective is almost in line with Lin Mian Mian''s natural laziness, only by just using wonderful words to describe it.


    She has a lot of words to describe Lin Mian Mian''s good traits as though his son is Lin Mian Mian, and not Yan JinLong. This is the reason why she was very eager in meeting the ger. She wanted to chat with him, have some girly talk, because surely she knows that Lin Mian Mian will listen and agree to her complains. It''s just that due to Father Lin''s death, she postponed the meeting a lot of time.


    Now that she can have a one on one talk with Lin Mian Mian, she did not waste any time and summoned the ger. Who knows how excited the Empress Dowager is in meeting this beautiful ger ah!


    [A/N: Like mother, like son pfft-]


    Lin Mian Mian arrived on the designated meeting place. He did not do anything excessive, which is very much in-line with the Empress Dowager''s standards, and they started talking. By now, Xia MieLin was able to understand the ger''s diverse knowledge of words. Lin Mian Mian isn''t really the talkative type but once he gets comfortable with someone, he can tattle non-stop.


    Though Lin Mian Mian was nervous earlier, it can be said that he is calm now. The Empress Dowager is not a bad person so he should not be paranoid in treating the woman. He treated her like how he treated his mother to which made the whole ordeal go smoothly.


    Well, it went too smoothly to the point of the Empress Dowager asking something wonderful. While Lin Mian Mian is trying his best to entertain the old woman, Xia MeiLin suddenly blurted out:


    "When are you giving birth?"


    If seas could just go roll over and destroy the planet, or the sky will fall due to gravity, this question might become very superficial. Lin Mian Mian almost choked in air when it was asked. The sudden question almost compared to the Hydrogen bombs, destroying over the remaining brain cells that are working. He tried to hide his aghast expression with a twitching smile.


    Repeating, he asked, "Lady... I mean, Mother, what did you ask?"


    Xia MeiLin leisurely enjoyed the horrified expression of the youth secretly as she purposely prolonged the situation. She bit the baked crackers Lin Mian Mian brought and hummed with a smile. She finished the treat first before responding to the question.


    "This Mother-in-Law wanted to ask when you are giving birth. Surely, you were expecting a child, right?" Xia MeiLin said.


    ''Why would you think of that'', is what Lin Mian Mian wanted to ask. But he keep it on his mind since the lady did not know about his and Yan JinLong''s current condition. Everyone can see how passionate the two people are, but nobody knows (aside from the servants) the real events behind the painting.


    Isn''t this is the reason why Yan JinLong promptly declared of bedding him once he is done in the war?


    And once he return, no matter what excuses Lin Mian Mian will give, the other man will refuse to submit. After all, they are already legal partners. Yan JinLong already has given Lin Mian Mian enough time to prepare. Lin Mian Mian already knows the intention so he was in a hurry to leave.


    Once the emperor is gone, it is time for the little wife to move.


    Or else, he will really start liking this prison ah.


    However, just thinking of becoming pregnant, Lin Mian Mian subconsciously rubbed on his tummy. He is a man on his previous life, and is still thought the same now. It still feels weird that he can now have the ability to carry a child and give birth to one. Just by imagining the scene made him feel uncomfortable.


    Since the beginning, he is only thinking of dealing such task due to the original soul''s intention. But as the storyline progresses, he realized that he was the one acting as ''Lin Mian Mian'' now. There is no longer the ''original soul'' but he ''himself.


    Why did he think that this world is not real?


    Opposite to his feeling is what the original Lin Mian Mian wanted. He wanted a child, and wished to have one, but he cannot. It is as though they were being played by fate. One who wanted to obtain what he wished will never be able to attain it, while the other who never expected to receive the gift will have it.


    Xia MeiLin watched the tender action of the youth and thought that the ger must be feeling restless. Well, after all, it would be his first child. The child rearing for the ger is different from a woman. It takes a lot of consideration since a ger has the same constitution of a male giving them a hard time to give birth.


    The reason of her question is also because of this concern. The females of the harem have their own physicians supervised by the Empress Dowager to look over when they are in labor. So far, there were no stillborn babies and the children are all healthy. Now that Lin Mian Mian is here, she needed to prepare beforehand since he needed more care than usual.


    "Don''t think too much about it," Xia MeiLin gave a reassuring smile.


    "As a mother, I know the feeling. I am also worried when I have my first child. That is only the anxiety caused by being inexperienced. Later, on your second and third birth, you will realize that it is just part of being a parent."


    Lin Mian Mian once again chokes on air. Surely, there is no child in his stomach, and yet here is the mother-in-law already taking consideration of the second and third child.


    Are you hurrying up? You think babies can be grown up from seeds or something?


    Lin Mian Mian wanted to cry blood ba!


    Aside from that, Lin Mian Mian would be leaving so he won''t be giving any births. This mother-in-law will surely be sad once she will know about it so Lin Mian Mian tried to coax the woman. At least, by reassuring here, she would not expect great from this transmigrated soul.


    "Mother... oh, how I wish to carry a child," Lin Mian Mian acted out like a fragile mistress, slightly making his eyes a bit teary. "But due to my state..."


    He is known to have a pink cinnabar. Though not entirely infertile, the planting still needed to be taken a lot. Xia MeiLin quickly understood his meaning. Gers who only have averaged-color cinnabars usually gives birth to a son after a year or two years from marriage. Lin Mian Mian not having a child right now is still normal.


    "I am not hurrying this child," Xia MeiLin reaches out to pat the adorable ger. "The moment the emperor returns, I will make sure to send some supplements to help you in your spring. In this way, surely, you will be happy."


    "Thank you mother," Lin Mian Mian happily cursed the term ''spring'' and kiciking it towards Yan JinLong. Who''s giving a child to whom ah? Not him!


    Never!


    Then again, this time, only one person sneezed on the battlefield.


    "You caught a cold?" Minister Chang Jie asked.


    "Don''t talk nonsense," Yan JinLong swatted the minister away.


    Lin Mian Mian did not want to focus on the #Topic: The In-Laws are Asking for Grandchildren, what Should I Do? Internet people, I need help!# since this is really a very awkward topic to him. So he shifted the conversation to a new topic, telling a few good stories with the Empress Dowager. Xia MeiLin also did not bother him about childcare and indulged the youth in a hearty conversation.


    While they are having a great time together, another character hidden in the dark watched their interaction. It can be seen from the glint of the stranger''s eyes the desire to kill Lin Mian Mian. With a smile, the person turned around to walk in another direction. A maid from the corner appeared to accompany the concubine.


    "Lady Fu," the maid softly called.


    "Hmmm. Prepare the medicine," Fu Xiao San commanded. "Make sure to mix it well so that he won''t notice."


    "Yes, Lady Fu," and the maid vanished.


    Fu Xiao San chuckled as she returned to her room. Lin Mian Mian might be a docile sheep but Fu Xiao San can see that he is something beyond innocence. The Empress Dowager calling him to the chambers only meant something, and that is the appointment of the next Queen.


    Before, her only problem is Yin Mei Mei. That concubine is really very explosive that Yan JinLong favored her so much. Fu Xiao San wanted to take her position so she planted her people around to keep watch on everyone''s action - except for Lin Mian Mian.


    This person, somehow, was able to keep his courtyard free from any strangers. No matter how she tried to bribe a servant, or have someone enter his feild, she can''t since Yan JinLong is guarding him very much. Now that the dog is gone, she can freely execute her plan.


    She was able to poison Lin Mian Mian on her previous life; she would also be able to do it now.

 028: The Favorite Daughter-In-Law

    Lin Mian Mian had been lazing around that he almost forgot the most crucial event that would happen to him. It was until his body showed the reaction of being poisoned did he remember about the infertility incident.


    From the memories, the original Lin Mian Mian has no idea who poisoned him. What he only knows is that he is being fed with medicine that sterilized his fertility, rendering his child-rearing ability useless. Lin Mian Mian also has no idea how to catch the perpetrator since the original generalized the crime to the harem.


    The medicine was concocted in a form of fine powder that has no taste and white in color. It is almost undetectable when mixed on the food or drink, and has a little effect when consumed in little amounts. It has a weird side effect - it makes the person taking the medicine to suddenly become healthy, though this is just a pretense to cover the real aim of the poison.


    [A/N: I am interchanging medicine and poison since both are the same when it comes to uses but different in application.]


    The original Lin Mian Mian was unaware of this medicine. Since he is such a good saint, he would accept whatever people give him and would consume it happily. This is just to show his sincerity towards the other person, though it had only led him to his demise. Only by the time when his cinnabar had lost its color did he realize that he was schemed.


    Lin Mian Mian wondered what could have the original soul felt the moment he realized that the world isn''t shining with unicorn rainbows and gay cupcakes. Did he suddenly feel sad, or sorrow? The memories that he earned only showed the original''s loneliness but it did not actually portrayed the soul''s feelings.


    It is as though he is watching a movie in the cinema, and the feelings that he got from watching the movie is from his own understanding towards the played scenes.


    Though, the revenge that the original Lin Mian Mian highlighted before he committed suicide is so strong that Lin Mian Mian could not help but to shiver. It must be the accumulated anger the original soul that is originally a pure one had become the devil.


    One could easily imagine how a kind-hearted person suffered just to become blackened.


    Going back to the present situation, Lin Mian Mian indeed had forgotten about this ordeal. It because nowadays, aside from the constant pestering of the green tea bitches, here comes the mother-in-law that never wasted any time to visit him! Take note, the old woman will always make any reason so she can visit the ger''s place!


    #Topic: Help! The Mother-In-Law is also very clingy! Asking for internet people for an advice.#


    Well, it all started on that little summon that Lin Mian Mian attended. After being traumatized by the sudden ''I want a grandson'' topic by the lady, she then showed her hidden trump cards that made Lin Mian Mian unable to speak. By just simply hearing the words coming from the woman almost made his knees soft!


    "This child, my daughter-in-law, I know my son is a bit rough (Lin Mian Mian: ''just a bit'' is an understatement!) when it comes to bedroom matters but don''t worry, this mother will send you a recovery soup to increase your vitality."


    "Aiya, your posture is good but you are still thin to my standards. Being slender is nice but this is not favorable when having a child. Starting tomorrow, you should eat a lot of meat. This mother is worried that you will not have stamina so I will add a few nuts as well."


    "Lin Mian Mian, I say, I asked the astrologer the other day, and he said that your sons will become the lucky stars of the empire. This mother will think of a way to help you conceive a child ah."


    "Steam Egg custard, lotus root porridge, and a few egg dishes with lots of green leafy vegetables boost fertility. I should make you eat a lot so you will be ripe enough when my son comes back!"


    "Oh Mian Mian, my dear child Mian Mian, I don''t want you to leave. Stay and chat with mother, okay? I will tell you some secrets about that dumbass son of mine so you can seduce him down to bed in one strike!"


    Okay, isn''t this a sudden change of character?! From the title of ''My Child, this daughter-in-law'' he was suddenly promoted to ''my dear child, Mian Mian''! Isn''t this development a bit fast? And where is that Empress Dowager that is known to be so formal and strict when it comes to the members of the harem?


    Who is this woman that almost pushed him to his embarrassment? Who is this woman that is very sly in using tactics to make him stay? Now, Lin Mian Mian wondered if Xia MeiLin is his long lost mother or not - but he didn''t have any long lost mother!


    She even called her son, the dragon emperor, as dumbass.


    Whenever Lin Mian Mian remembered how he suffered on that day, when the Empress Dowager actually showed him a yellow book, he was fated to be killed miserably. Who knows what kind of positions the ''said to be strict and formal Empress Dowager'' suggested to him that will surely ''Enhance Bed Intimateness to the maximum level''. He even though that when he was just kneeling on that ceremony, Yan JinLong just got hard by just watching him!


    Who needs these positions ba! If his whole appearance is enough to capture Yan JinLong heart and rod, then isn''t doing all these ''seduction tips from the ancient'' is enough to kill himself?


    #RIP Lin Mian Mian''s Chrysanthemum: A Tribute to the Forever Once A Virgin#


    The next days, the Empress Dowager will keep on summoning Lin Mian Mian. It is either to just have some chat and drink some tea, or to play chess and drink some tea. There are not a lot of things that should be done aside from drinking a lot of tea. Now, Lin Mian Mian missed how Milk Tea and Tapioca tasted on his world.


    When Lin Mian Mian wanted to excuse himself, let say, ''pretend that I am sick because I do not care anymore about the Empress Dowager'', Xia MeiLin suddenly appeared on his doorstep. This made the ger feel like Yan JinLong did not actually leave him since another sticky person made sure to glue herself to him. The reason of ''I missed My Dear Child Mian Mian so I came to visit."


    Missed my dear child Mian Mian, your mother! We have just met yesterday! And it is not twenty four hours yet!


    Think of another believable reason! Like you wanted to see if I am cheating with someone, or I am being assassinated please let me in your courtyard. At least, a little change or a variation of words can make this whole playhouse thing fun!


    Thus, Lin Mian Mian had become a sighing person.


    In the morning, whenever he saw the Empress Dowager walk towards his courtyard without worrying if she is stepping on a dog shit or something, makes Lin Mian Mian sigh. During lunch, whenever he sees the vitality soup and fertility boosting side dishes served to him, Lin Mian Mian sighs. At the afternoon, before the Empress Dowager returns to her fortress, she would give Lin Mian Mian a short story telling about Yan JinLong idiocy. Lin Mian Mian sighs.


    He now questioned if it would be better if it were Yan JinLong who pesters him since that person will only ''touch here, steal some tofu there, tease until the wife''s face is red'', then he would stop. Now he understands why many people fears the Empress Dowager than the Dragon Emperor.


    Lin Mian Mian slowly ate the served food before him with a trance. The Empress Dowager did not visit him today since there were things that are needed to be handled on the court. Lady Xia MeiLin patted a white handkerchief on the corners of her eyes while expressing farewell towards Lin Mian Mian. Now, he was feeling a bit lonely since the Lady would often accompany him during lunch.


    Lu Mao noticed his master''s long look. "Master Lin, are you all right?"


    "En," Lin Mian Mian chewed a piece of a green leafy vegetable. "Just cherishing the silence."


    "It has been noisy for the past days. Her Lady Xia is unbelievably a lively person," Lu Mao chuckled.


    He had witnessed all the sufferings of Lin Mian Mian. His master somewhat changed and become extremely lazy. To become the Empress Dowager''s favorite is a pain in the neck. Well, for Lin Mian Mian who almost just wanted to sleep all day.


    "But she is too lively ba!" Lin Mian Mian complained as he stuffed a whole spoonful or rice on his mouth. "I wonder where she got her energy. Are you sure that she is really old? She doesn''t look like one!"


    "Master Lin, you should not talk about age when it comes to women. This topic is taboo," Zhao Yue joined in the conversation. She was carrying a tray with more food. Han Luli and Zhou Ning placed the plates on the table.


    "I agree. If ever Her Majesty hears you, I am sure there will be two times the deal to be done," Han Luli nodded.


    "I just wanted to know. There''s no need to push me off the cliff," Lin Mian Mian muttered as he finished another bowl of rice.


    While they are doing their usual teasing, Zhou Ning noticed something. She ignored this thing at first because it did not really show any difference. However, when Lin Mian Mian is already on his third serving and still did not touch the dish, did she dare to voice out. She took the plate where the ripe and sweet peaches were sliced and placed it beside the bowl Lin Mian Mian is eating.


    "Master Lin, you haven''t touched your peaches. Isn''t this your favorite?" Zhou Ning asked. The two maids also noticed it and asked the same question. Of all fruits, Lin Mian Mian can never resist to peaches. It is just his favorite.


    Lin Mian Mian, who was slurping cold noodles, noticed the plate and just looked at it. He has the same preference with the original Lin Mian Mian and likes to eat peaches. However, this time, he didn''t seem to have the appetite to eat it. So he continued eating the cold noodles instead.


    "I think I am already full," Lin Mian Mian answered as he finished the noodles and hunted the dumplings.


    The three maids just stared at him. Full? Then why is he still eating those dumplings like there is no tomorrow ah?


    Well, they did not question their master anymore since they know that Lin Mian Mian is a glutton. Yes, starting from their rebirth up to now, they just realized that Lin Mian Mian is very different from the master that they have served in their past''s lives. Though, they like this Lin Mian Mian version two better than the first one.


    [A/N: I suddenly feel sad for the original Lin Mian Mian lol.]


    After eating his lunch, Lin Mian Mian''s tummy bloated a bit and decided to stroll around to digest the food. He walked around his courtyard where flowers bloomed beautifully, probably in lieu of Lu Mao''s careful tending, then walked towards the shade of the tree where his favorite chair was placed. He just sat down when he found Lu Mao rushing towards his direction.


    This is the third time ba.


    He suddenly felt constipated.


    "Master Lin, Concubine Fu Xiao San requested for your audience. The lady wanted to visit," Lu Mao hastily announced.


    Lin Mian Mian blinked. Fu Xiao San? Isn''t she the person who provoked Yin Mei Mei during the farewell ceremony? The original soul does not have much information to the individual since Fu Xiao San rarely interacted with him. The woman is on a credit-based competition so she mostly spends her time earning credits than to saunter around like a fawn. Lin Mian Mian has no impression to her.


    Lu Mao noticed the confusion from his master''s eyes. He also did not have much information about Fi Xiao San but he has the basic information about the individual.


    "Lady Fu Xiao San is from the respectable family of Official Fu. She is the first daughter from the first wife, and one of the first concubines that entered the harem. Until now, Lady Fu only had one son from the emperor. It seems that her child was brought in a good upbringing since the prince had been collecting good deeds ever since he learned to talk."


    "Is her son a candidate of the crown?" Lin Mian Mian asked.


    "About this, this servant cannot say but before Master Lin arrived, the potential of earning the crown is from Lady Yin''s family. Her two sons are also exceptional compared to Lady Fu''s son," Lu Mao said.


    "Hmmm..." Lin Mian Mian just nodded. He doesn''t care whose son is who. He waved his hand lightly and showed a relaxed posture. "Let the lady in. Also, tell the ladies to prepare some snacks."


    "Yes master," Lu Mao answered before hurrying off.


    Lin Mian Mian watched the little figure scurry away as he patted his tummy. His thoughts were running from wanting to know what this woman could give him. Fu Xiao San is known for collecting credits, then what can she collect from meeting Lin Mian Mian?

 029 : I Don’t Mean To Be Rude But That Is Intentional (Part 1)

    It was such a good day. The sun is already up but due to the skies that were still healthy in the past, the rays weren''t painful when kissing the skin. It actually enhanced the beautification effect, creating a dream-like atmosphere that makes anyone want to just become lazy.


    Well, Lin Mian Mian is only planning of sleeping for the whole day. If not only because of Fu Xiao San ''''considerate'' concern to his well-being, he didn''t have any plans of going out today.


    After sending Lu Mao away to accept the guest, Lin Mian Mian moved to the backyard where an old gazebo was constructed. The gazebo has an octagonal shape, with brick tiered roof, concreted posts, and balusters surrounding the stone deck in an open gate intervals. Originally, the deck was void with any objects so Lin Mian Mian had some people to place a carpet and a low table on the middle.


    He discovered this place a few days after transmigrating and had the servants clean it for him. Aside from the old wisteria tree on the front yard, Lin Mian Mian also loves to stay on this place though he rarely uses it due to the distance. The gazebo is a bit far from the main house and Lin Mian Mian who never liked walking around will go directly to his favorite spot under the wisteria tree rather than detouring around.


    Though, this time, he chose to gather his not so great energy and headed towards the area. After all, he can''t allow anyone to enter the house since he is already married to the emperor. Even though it was a fellow concubine, he is still a man and two opposite genders staying in an ambiguous place might create rumors.


    Well, this had become the usual venue for ''entertaining the green tea babies'' so he has no say about it.


    Lin Mian Mian traced the stone path towards the gazebo with light steps. Zhao Yue is already on the venue waiting for Lin Mian Mian come. She helped her master to settle down as they waited for Lu Mao to arrive. Lin Mian Mian spent his time eating the small snack given to him as he silently glossed over to the side of the gazebo.


    He wasn''t sure who constructed this place but he is sure that this one is built with thoughtful consideration to the inhabitant''s comfortability. The location of the gazebo wasn''t placed just ''somewhere'' but in an area where there are trees crowding though did not cover the landscape of the backyard.


    There is also a small lotus pond installed on one side of the gazebo. If one would move a bit, you will clearly see the abundance of the lutes pond with playful koi hiding under the palm-sized leaves. Sometimes, Lin Mian Mian would feed the fat fishes and would laugh lightly for being silly.


    The dazed expression of Lin Mian Mian gave off a warm feeling. He was only wearing his normal clothes today but somehow the effect of the rays reflecting on his being exhibited a fantasy-like effect. Added by his mood, the whole atmosphere become unrealistic as though it was just a painting created by a famous artist.


    This is the scene Fu Xiao San had seen and she could not help but sucked in some air. The distortion of reality made her feels a bit dizzy, causing her to suddenly become pale. The beauty that Lin Mian Mian holds is too blinding for a mere mortal to see. Fu Xiao San subconsciously took a step back creating a noise that destroyed the silence.


    Lin Mian Mian was awoken from his lazy stupor and faced the direction of the pale slug. He wasn''t familiar with Fu Xiao San yet so he just smiled lightly to show his ''willingness to make friends'' and greeted the lady. His gentle voice flowed out menacingly, causing more burdens to Fu Xiao San''s sorry figure.


    Fu Xiao San nodded in recognition and followed Lin Mian Mian''s servants for her position to the table. She sat opposite to Lin Mian Mian, beside her are her own maids. All of them bowed before Lin Mian Mian to show recognition. Lin Mian Mian did not spare any glance towards them and focused his attention to Fu Xiao San.


    Nobody of them spoke. Lin Mian Mian is not the one who invited the woman so he has no responsibility of starting the conversation. Surely, Fu Xiao San is the one who requested entry, right? She must have a reason to do so. Lin Mian Mian calmly waited as he drank the warm tea on his hands.


    Fu Xiao San is sensible enough to understand the situation so she first collected her thoughts before proceeding. She took a box from the servant beside her and placed it on the table. She pushed the object towards Lin Mian Mian''s direction. With a smile, she started a heartwarming cry.


    "It is such a good weather. This Shijie was taking a walk around when shijie came across your place. I haven''t said my introductions so I decided to visit little sister. Here is a gift from your senior," Fu Xiao San said.


    Lin Mian Mian placed the cup down and smiled. "Lady Fu is too courteous. It was such a good day; surely, I wouldn''t feel bad to have this lady visit me."


    Lin Mian Mian internally snorted. This Fu Xiao San is said to be refined and headstrong, but her appearance now only showed weakness. If it were the past, Lin Mian Mian would have believed her words. But considering it now, her whole sentences are just filled with lies.


    So she decided to visit him since she was walking around and found his courtyard? Pfft- what a dumb joke.


    For the information of everyone, especially for Fu Xiao San, the Jade Lin Courtyard can be found in one of the secluded areas of the palace. It is said to be very far from the center where the harem''s quarters can be found. No one could just simply ''came across to your courtyard'' without an intention.


    The distances between two locations are enough for a carriage to be carried over. When Lin Mian Mian goes to the Emperor''s study, he has to walk half an hour on foot just to reach the area. This is the reason why the servants are resolute of stopping their master for wasting his effort.


    This is also the reason why they speculated about Yan JinLong''s affection towards Lin Mian Mian. Since the place is far from the Dragon''s room, then his daily ''mooching off food'' to the Jade Lin''s courtyard means that he placed a huge value towards the individual.


    Surely, nobody will just come to this courtyard just to sleep overnight, right?


    Surely, the ''mooching off food'' is not meant literally but figuratively, right?


    The silence once again returned between the two. Lin Mian Mian spent his time drinking his tea while Fu Xiao San observed his behaviour. She only stared at the warm cup of tea and ignored the snacks handed to her.


    Lin Mian Mian thought that this woman is very dull. She is very different from the other concubines that were so noisy when they visit. Most of the time, those women would say a lot of beautiful things, describing Lin Mian Mian with the most wonderful adjectives to compliment him. They will do all the talking showing their enthusiasm towards the youth.


    Thinking about it, he should really praise Fu Xiao San. She might be dull but her intelligence made her act mature. At least, she wasn''t spouting false flowers and glitters. Her silence and fair temperament highlighted her high IQ.


    So, Lin Mian Mian must be very careful towards this woman.


    "Honestly, I am surprised from Lady Fu''s visit. I didn''t expect you to come," Lin Mian Mian suddenly admitted.


    Fu Xiao San hid a smirk. "I know my visit is abrupt. I should have notified this little sister beforehand."


    "You should not," have visited, is what Lin Mian Mian wanted to say.


    "Why should I not? This little sister might become the next Empress. This humble Lady should have realized her position. I deeply apologized," Fu Xiao San said.


    Lin Mian Mian chuckled. This person is really frank ah. She wasn''t afraid of throwing speculations. Fu Xiao San openly saying Lin Mian Mian''s status only means that she has a way to stop it.


    "This Lady is too humble," Lin Mian Mian denied the fact. Though, in his heart, he already know that Yan JinLong already prepared for his coronation. He just recalled that Yan JinLong slyly called him Empress.


    It''s too sweet ah. He almost wanted to puke... like literally.


    Zhao Yue noticed her master''s complexion suddenly changing. Lin Mian Mian only looked at his maid and smiled weakly. It seems that he had eaten too much earlier. This is the result of eating a lot, then still eating snacks after lunch.


    However, Fu Xiao San did not see any changes from him. Her hands reached out for the tea that has become mildly warm and rubbed the cup.


    "It is true," she said directly.


    "Lady Fu, really, it is not-" Lin Mian Mian pushed the feeling of nausea as he drank the new tea handed by Zhao Yue. This one is different from earlier. It relieved Lin Mian Mian from his feeling.


    "It is," Fu Xiao San insisted. "Everyone can see it. His Highness had placed much importance to you. Surely, when His Majesty comes back, he will crown you as His Majesty''s Empress."


    Well, girl, you are damn right. Lin Mian Mian stopped his urge for blurting such modern words and shook his head. He still showed a rather innocent expression like a teenager not believing that someone has a crush on him.


    "His Highness had treated me the same. Surely, His Highness also treated his other wives the same after their marriage," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "It is different," Fu Xiao San announced. "And I am sure that you are aware of it."


    "What does this Lady means?" Lin Mian Mian is really good acting like a dumb person.


    Fu Xiao San chuckled. She is aware that Lin Mian Mian is just playing around. Of course, it is not her nature to back down. She continued on her words, highly emphasizing Lin Mian Mian''s relationship towards the Emperor.


    "Sister Lin, don''t you think you are being dumb too much?" Fu Xiao San frankly exclaimed. "There is a limit on how you wear your thick mask before people. Do you think that I am easy to fool?"


    Lin Mian Mian smiled, but his eyes say otherwise. He must looks like a hypocrite, according to his own self-assessment.


    "Then, was I able to fool you?" Lin Mian Mian asked.


    "Ha," Fu Xiao San exclaimed. "Don''t take me on the same page as them."


    The atmosphere between the two people changed. Earlier, it was filled with non-biodegrable smoke rising from the burning of plastics. Now, it was just simply the torrent of massacre residing on each other''s temperament.


    "You will become the Empress," Fu Xiao San stated, as a matter of fact.


    "Don''t talk nonsense," Lin Mian Mian aloofly said. "We all know that the emperor will only favor a woman in one month. The month just finished. I already lost favor before anyone realized it."


    "Do you think that His Highness will really switch favorites after last month?" Fu Xiao San questioned.


    "What? You''re afraid that His Highness will suddenly realize that He only loved me?" Lin Mian Mian snorted.


    Fu Xiao San didn''t say anything but her silence means yes. Didn''t she just say that Lin Mian Mian will become the empress? It only means that he is already chosen and nothing else. She controlled the sour emotion forming on her heart as she clenched her hands tightly.


    If only Lin Mian Mian knows how the emperor acted the moment he realized that Lin Mian Mian can never become his Empress.


    After His Highness left the Jade Lin Courtyard and never returned, is also the time the harem faced their greatest demise. It might look like Yan JinLong had forgotten Lin Mian Mian. But only the women of the harem knows the nightmare they experienced under the hands of the tyrant emperor.


    In this time, Fu Xiao San will stop that event to happen. She will stop the emperor from falling in love further.


    "I''ve been wondering," Fu Xiao San, mused. "Sister Lin always insisted that His Highness only liked Sister Lin in a trifling manner. Does Sister Lin did not love His Highness?"


    "What are you implying?" Lin Mian Mian hastily replied.


    "You wanted to leave this place, right?"


    The place was suddenly engulfed with silence. The servants that were listening to their masters'' bickering could not believe the sequence of the conversation. Even Zhao Yue who experienced rebirth is in a state of shock. She glanced at Fu Xiao San then shifted her attention to Lin Mian Mian. The latter is just calmly sipping his tea.


    Fu Xiao San did not wait for Lin Mian Mian''s response and continued.


    "If you do not want to be here then I can help you to escape. With the Fu Family as your back-up, surely the officers will release you. The influence that the Fu Family carried is not low-"


    "Lady Fu, what made you think that I want to leave the palace?" Lin Mian Mian cut her off.


    She wanted to continue speaking but Lin Mian Mian''s question suddenly halted her thoughts. What does he mean by that question? Isn''t it clear from his actions that he disliked the Emperor that much?


    Nobody might not be able to notice it but with Fu Xiao San''s IQ, she could at least understand Lin Mian Mian''s intention. She was about to retort when suddenly a young boy appeared on the side. It was Lu Mao looking for his master.


    "Master Lin, I apologized for disturbing your chat," Lu Mao made his salutations. "But I have to report this important matter. Concubine Yin is requesting for Master Lin''s audience. Her Lady is already waiting at the front."


    "Is that so," Lin Mian Mian responded coldly. Having Fu Xiao San is already a headache. Then here comes Yin Mei Mei.


    "Should this servant accept her invitation?" Lu Mao asked.


    Lin Mian Mian pondered over the matter. He was still talking with Fu Xiao San. Having Yin Mei Mei join the battle will only make a mess. The other lady noticed the situation and quickly stood up. She wasn''t done speaking but to have another person in their conversation will only complicate things. She already decided to go without any advance notice.


    As she departed, Lin Mian Mian parted some words. His voice is still gentle but the words that got out from his mouth is not. Fu Xiao San could not help but to keep the urge of wanting to kill and stomp away. Zhao Yue followed the figure as it walked away further.


    "Master Lin," the maid worriedly called out.


    "Don''t worry," Lin Mian Mian reassured. "If anything else, I will not ask anyone''s help. They will only give us more trouble if we agreed."

 030 : I Don’t Mean To Be Rude But That Is Intentional (Part 2)

    If not for suddenly becoming out of character, Lin Mian Mian will surely throw out a feast for Yin Mei Mei for winning a title on the Guinness book of records for having the thickest face of all. Her capability to look over something sensible is very high praising, almost making Lin Mian Mian want to smack the confetti on her face.


    As what he can remember, the two of them separated in bad terms.


    Because of Lin Mian Mian, Yin Mei Mei is under probation, shaking her most protected position from falling. If not due to the crises the empire is facing, she would be as good as those concubines on the cold palace. She must be very careful in her every actions since one more mistake is enough to push her away.


    And yet, with all those red warning, she still courted death without fail.


    Does she think that Lin Mian Mian is just a dog who only barks but cannot bite? You think his teeth are for decorations?


    Only by just thinking of her makes his head hurts.


    The rotten maids beside her notice his grim expression and could not help but to sigh. They wanted to at least help Lin Mian Mian in dealing with the harem but they don''t have the ability oppress. They can only stand on the side to keep supporting Lin Mian Mian on his hardships.


    While they were waiting for Yin Mei Mei to arrive, Han Luli took this time to look at the gift Fu Xiao San handed earlier. The gift was incased in a wooden container that has a slider lock. One only needed to push the upper part lightly to open the sealed object, - to which is what she just did.


    An earthy scent of sandalwood coming from the container wafted to the surroundings. The discomfort coming from Lin Mian Mian''s face suddenly changed as he subconsciously shifted his attention to the container. The two other maids who were stunned by the scent also looked at Han Luli. It seems that she was also surprised as she openly showed the gift towards their master.


    In a single look, the object can be mistaken as a tea bag. If not from the fragrant scent it releases, Lin Mian Mian would not consider dipping the object to warm water. Zhao Yue inspected the scented pouch to see whether some unwanted herbs were placed inside. However, prior to earlier''s surprise, her face contorted more as though disbelieving something.


    Lin Mian Mian watched the funny expression of his maids and could not help but to ask, ¡°What is it? Is there something wrong on it?"


    "There''s none," the maid honestly answered. "Actually, this is something unexpected."


    "What do you mean?" Lin Mian Mian was intrigued.


    "Master Lin, you see, this scented pouch is one of the Fu Family''s best creations," Zhao Yue narrated smartly. "Even though they were business-related family, the other side of the Fu Family mainly deals with medicine. This scented pouch is filled to the brim with scented herbs."


    "And these herbs are not cheap. They are often come with a very high price," Han Luli agreed. "And guessing from the smell, the herbs weren''t young. They must have been century-old herbs!"


    "Is it bad to my body?" Lin Mian Mian frowned. He somehow liked the smell. Don''t tell him that there''s a drug added inside?


    "No, master. It is actually the opposite!" Shao Yue exclaimed. "This scented pouch will not only make the bearer smell good, it can also relieve stress and pains. Isn''t master feeling bad earlier? After smelling it, did not your body feel better?"


    "Indeed, it does," Lin Mian Mian nodded. Only by the first wave of the smell is enough to erase his nausea. However, why would Fu Xiao San give something like this? Is she not here to give him ill intentions?


    While the beauty is busy contemplating, a bitch- coughs - a lady in red robes arrived on the scene. Lu Mao is standing before her, greeting Lin Mian Mian with a courteous bow. He waited for Lin Mian Mian''s permission to go before leaving with another bow, leaving the two ''ladies'' to have their chat. Yin Mei Mei sat on the opposite side of the table with her servants following closely behind.


    Yin Mei Mei did not fail to highlight her colors again. As usual, her tempting face is enough to earn a place inside the harem. Even Lin Mian Mian has no reason to refute on this fact. Her best asset is her beauty so there is nothing wrong in using her face to her advantage.


    But that is just it. She had no other advantage whatsoever to use.


    Lin Mian Mian did not want to greet the hateful woman but it would be inappropriate for his image so he casually thrown out a greeting. Yin Mei Mei also did not waste any time and pretended like she was sincere in accepting the greeting openly praising Lin Mian Mian like some holy god or something. He just only smiled as though giving face to the woman.


    "This place is really beautiful," Yin Mei Mei suddenly announced, her eyes sweeping pass to the hanging decorations down to the lotus pond. There was a strange glint coming from her eyes as she continued, "Though the place looks dilapidated, it can still be called decent at least. I hope Sister Lin is sleeping well with such environment."


    "Lady Yin needs not to worry," Lin Mian Mian smiled brightly. "This place is very fine. The area is big and spacious. At least, I could move around and explore. However, this can''t be compared to the flower garden inside the quarters. Surely, Lady Yin is living her life to the fullest."


    The empty words the two people are exchanging is all about the issue of space allocation towards the harem. It was already introduced that the harem lived on the quarters. However big, these quarters are a lot smaller compared to the Jade Lin''s courtyard.


    There were jealousy at first, but when the harem learned that the courtyard is found on the edge of the palace, they somehow suddenly felt good. It has been said that the people the emperor did not want will always be thrown aside. Does it mean that Yan JinLong actually disliked the new wife and even throwing him farther away?


    Well, this is their first thoughts. It gradually changed after a few days of observation.


    Now, seeing the courtyard, it still often leads the women to feel envy. But that did not last longer since they already know that Lin Mian Mian already secured his position. This courtyard could only be considered as a small amount compared to what riches that he will receive in the future. All they could do now is to earn the favor to be protected. There''s no use to get their hopes up.


    But it is different for Yin Mei Mei.


    "You flatter me so much. I am only faring well," Yin Mei Mei smiled sweetly. "Compared to the Jade Lin''s courtyard, how can the flower garden compare? Even the lotus pond looks very promising."


    Lin Mian Mian did not answer. He did not want to question the lady''s mock impression. Yin Mei Mei also did not continue the subject and proceeded on showing her objects. She presented a small pot of clay container. The servant on her side took the job of setting the boiled water to the kettle.


    "My father just delivered a new set of tea. The harvest is great this year so he spared me a few sacks. I shared a few pounds to our sisters and they told me that you also liked this tea. So I am here to share it with Sister Lin," Yin Mei Mei poured two cups of tea. She placed one cup before. "Would you like to take some taste?"


    "Lady Yin is really generous. I''m afraid I could not refuse the offer," Lin Mian Mian covered his mouth with a light chuckle then touched the rim of the cup.


    Lin Mian Mian already prepared some precautions. He had the maids to place a plant on the side of the table where Lin Mian Mian is expected to throw the drink. Li Hui, the little scholar, prepared it with Lu Mao. They said that this plant has the ability to detect poison. Once fed, the plant''s leaves will change color.


    Though, he can''t find the time to throw the drink away so he remained touching the rim of the cup as though waiting for it to get cold. Yin Mei Mei did not force him to drink it instantly; instead, she then offered another object. This time, it was a basket filled with wheat cookies.


    "This recipe that Sister Lin created is really good. I tried making one myself. I wanted to know what Sister Lin''s thoughts after tasting it," then again, Yin Mei Mei placed a platter of cookies before Lin Mian Mian.


    There were three pieces of brown colored biscuits topped with raisins. Basing from the colors, it is obvious that this was created by a skilled cook. Lin Mian Mian obviously knows that Yin Mei Mei isn''t the one who created it so he was slightly at ease. However, he did not dare to taste it. Who knows whatever things Yin Mei Mei had sprinkled over it?


    Yin Mei Mei tried to chat a lot of things starting from whatever fancies her. Lin Mian Mian just listened, would occasionally answer a few words or two. He did not like Yin Mei Mei''s persistent character but he was amused by her pestilence. He almost thought that she is tougher than a cockroach.


    Time went by and Lin Mian Mian remained stuck on his position. Yin Mei Mei noticed that he still did not touch the tea and biscuit and questioned him. Her innocent expression highlighted her sweet smile, almost resembling a child being bullied.


    "I apologized," Lin Mian Mian gently responded. "Lady Fu chatted with me earlier. We were having a ''nice'' chat and never thought that I ate full. I think I could eat no more..."


    "Don''t worry," Yin Mei Mei shook her head lightly. "This tea helps for digestion. It will lighten your tummy quickly."


    "Really?" Lin Mian Mian twitched. This scheming bitch is really something!


    "Really," Yin Mei Mei took the cold tea form Lin Mian Mian and threw the contents to the nearby pond. She poured another steaming cup to Lin Mian Mian. "Here, take some drink."


    "My pleasure," Lin Mian Mian replied with a smile. "Lady Yin is really very generous."


    Lin Mian Mian brought the warm drink on his mouth. The scent of fresh leaves wafted through his nose. Suddenly, Lin Mian Mian''s face contorted and his lips quickly paled. Han Luli and Zhao Yue noticed the sudden change as they hurriedly went to his side.


    Lin Mian Mian can no longer hold the tea cup and let it go, having the porcelain fall without fail. The shattering sounds of glass echoed through the whole courtyard alerting Lu Mao and the guards on the gate. It only took a few seconds for people to crowd the gazebo.


    Yin Mei Mei did not know what happened. She stood up to help Lin Mian Mian but she was blocked by the maids. She was forcedly pushed away before someone escorted her out the place. Zhao Yue took the tea from the kettle and threw it down to the designated plant. It will take a few seconds to see if the tea was poisoned so they waited for a while.


    However, there was no change on the plant. It remained green and vigorous as though a panacea was given to it. The three maids looked at each other and wondered. What caused such a strong reaction towards Lin Mian Mian if there is nothing wrong with the tea?


    "What happened? Did that concubine made something wrong?" Lu Mao asked the ladies that were present on the scene.


    "No, nothing happened," Han Luli gulped. "They were just chatting and Lady Yin gave Master Lin her tea."


    "The tea is poisoned?" Lu Mao instantly paled. "Why did you not stopped him from drinking it? No, before that we should look for a physicia-"


    "Hey calm down," Lin Mian Mian suddenly spoke.


    The children that were panicking looked at their master. Lin Mian Mian is still pale, his forehead wet from sweat. His breathing was short and hurried, as though he had run a ten-kilometer race. The maids took a towel to wipe the sweat away while the other took a fan to at least cool him off. Lin Mian Mian gradually gained his color as time goes by.


    "Give me the scented pouch," Lin Mian Mian asked.


    Han Luli took the container where the scented pouch was placed and handed it to Lin Mian Mian. He only opened the container slightly to let a small scent of sandalwood to come out. Instantly, the weak feeling he experienced earlier lessened as he took more of the good smell. Lu Mao watched his master''s body relaxed.


    "What... what is that?" Lu Mao asked as he pointed to the box. "What actually happened?"


    "You see..." Zhao Yue narrated the events accurately. After listening, Lu Mao inspected the plant on the corner and placed the plot on the middle of the table. Looking closely, there were no changes on the leaves neither a slight coloration. It only means that the tea Yin Mei Mei gave is indeed harmless.


    But what is with Lin Mian Mian''s strong reaction?


    "However, we are still not sure. I will have Li Hui to take these tealeaves to a poison master to see if there are traces of medicine. These cookies will also be brought away," Lu Mao decided.


    "It would be best if nobody will know what happened today. It will not be good if the Empress Dowager will come to investigate," Lin Mian Mian suddenly interjected. Everyone knows that the Empress Dowager is currently favoring Lin Mian Mian so if ever she learned about this incident, who knows what will happen to Yin Mei Mei.


    "I did not want to admit but I also agree on this," Lu Mao said. "But Master Lin, you have to see a doctor. Your reaction is weird. There must be something wrong with the tea to make you react like that."


    "Don''t worry," Lin Mian Mian shook his head. "I must be only tired. I have been walking around lately. My body isn''t used to this."


    Lin Mian Mian had become lazy since day number one. To suddenly become so energetic will surely take a toll on his body. Lu Mao and the maids also knows about Lin Mian Mian''s previous constitution and did not ponder over it. They just told Lin Mian Mian to drink the herbal medicines to increase his immunity.


    Zhou Ning who has been silent since earlier suddenly made a thought. Her intuition is telling that there is something more than that. She recalled all the events that transpired on the recent days and somehow made a sudden conclusion. Han Luli and Zhao Yue noticed her thinking and asked her what is on her mind.


    "I think Master Lin''s condition... don''t you think the symptoms are almost the same?" She asked.


    "Symptoms? Symptoms of what?" Lu Mao asked worriedly.


    "Um... Master Lin... does he not suddenly become more lethargic recently?"


    The children nodded.


    "He also suddenly has a good appetite... but just a few days ago he started to eat CERTAIN food and avoid his usual favorites."


    Another nod came.


    "He also faints and gets pale without reason. And today, we all witnessed it."


    They could only agree ba!


    "What do you mean? Do you think that..." Lu Mao is also familiar with the words and almost blurted a cursed word out. He stopped before he could say anything before turning around to face Lin Mian Mian.


    Lin Mian Mian noticed the three children looking at his face curiously, and then suddenly shifted their attention to his stomach. He was caught by their action and looked down to his own body. What is it? Did they see something that he could not see?


    One question dropped by as though a sudden wind caused havoc to the light environment. This made the people who were listening to become silent. Lu Mao took his words carefully without holding back.


    "... Master Lin, are you pregnant?" He asked.

 031 : Back to Chapter One

    "... Master Lin, are you pregnant?"


    Five pairs of eyes stared at each other before a peal of heartfelt laughter filled the courtyard. The careless words that echoed through their ears sounded like some silly joke. Lu Mao, as the one who asked the question, thought that he made the funniest joke in history. There is no way that his Master Lin is pregnant, right?


    Well, after all, with their knowledge of a certain future, they were able to avoid a lot of things. This includes Yan JinLong''s ''merciless'' copulation with Lin Mian Mian and some other harassment that the ger is supposed to receive. There is no way that such an event that they purposely avoided will happen without notice.


    Lin Mian Mian also agreed on this matter. He knows that even though there are males in this world that can get pregnant, they were still not asexual beings that can reproduce by themselves. At the least, they needed some ''seed'' to impregnate them. The same with the women - nobody will get pregnant so suddenly without the second parent cell.


    Lin Mian Mian is pretty much sure that they haven''t made it to the next level yet... right?


    While the group is recovering from the obvious laughter, Lin Mian Mian made a short trip back on his memory. This is to show that nothing ''important'' happened between him and Yan JinLong.


    The scene went like how those movies rewind from the start. Lin Mian Mian looked at them with a slight blush as he remembered what kind of embarrassing things that he has done all the way through until now. Even though they were no ''planting'' that happened, it doesn''t mean that sexual lust isn''t present.


    Let''s take the nights in his first weeks were his defenses are slowly being trampled by the Emperor''s teasing. Lin Mian Mian generated a smart plan that the Emperor will surely applaud for his cleverness. Probably, even Minister Chang will also join the fun and award him with some honorable titles.


    However, this could only be effective if the person that he was handling is a commoner. Against Yan JinLong who had experienced long-term poisoning since young, that little sleeping drug is just barely a tiny candy. He did got knock off on the first few nights but it only lasted for a few minutes. Yan JinLong had long gone immune to it on the third day.


    This...Lin Mian Mian isn''t aware of it.


    He still thought that the emperor is still getting affected by the drug so he made a nice level-up experience of his ''handjob'' skill. Well, it was tiring at first - first times will always be like this. But as he does the job longer, he realized that he could do any pleasurable ''hand gestures'' and found some nice ''rubbing spots'' to quicken the ''milking'' of the Emperor. He even enjoyed it-


    Ahem, well, as Yan JinLong is "slowly" getting immune, Lin Mian Mian is being teased longer than expected. This led the adorable ger to almost gave in and give the pearls. That last night where he almost executed the cowboy pa pa pa made him want to punch his past self.


    Whose fault is it that made his body very sensitive to touch?


    After that period, due to the war, Yan JinLong had become busy. But it doesn''t mean that he never has the time to annoy Lin Mian Mian. If Minister Chang is not guarding the door twenty-four/seven, Yan JinLong had long eloped with Lin Mian Mian.


    The single dog hated the dreamy figure of his irresponsible boss so he must tightly hold on the leash to stop the rabid dog from escaping. Who knows what kind of miracles will that stupid fuccboi do without his watch?


    Lin Mian Mian combed through each important event and didn''t see anything wrong. There were close encounters but Yan JinLong never forced his way to do him. Well, this is quite surprising for Lin Mian Mian. From the old memories that he received, the former Lin Mian Mian portrayed Yan JinLong as a decisive man that exuded a dominant vibe.


    Yan JinLong does have that vibe but there is something different. He is sticky and likes to touch Lin Mian Mian but never goes beyond without Lin Mian Mian''s consent. It is as though he is afraid of breaking something...


    Well, whatever. Seeing from the memories, they didn''t do anything dangerous.


    It is impossible for Lin Mian Mian to get pregnant.


    Aside from that vague memory on the night of consummation, there is nothing else...


    Ah...?


    While the adorable Lin Mian Mian discovered a very interesting plot twist, Lu Mao and the three maids already made their fill. They took their breaths back as they slowly calmed down. It was a good joke and maybe the best that they heard but they still have to tend on their master. Lin Mian Mian feels unwell so they should go back and bring their master inside the house.


    It is not that they did not like Lin Mian Mian to have a child; actually, they all witnessed how Lin Mian Mian wanted to have a child in their previous life so they wished that this time he will give birth to one. But it doesn''t have to be the Emperor''s child. It doesn''t have to be royalty - all they wanted is a husband that will forever cherish Lin Mian Mian, and nothing else.


    Lu Mao patted his cheeks for being sentimental, then walked towards Lin Mian Mian to help him walk. However, instead of helping the ger, Lin Mian Mian who stood up suddenly kneeled to the ground. The children were surprised by his sudden fall that it took them a few seconds to react.


    Lu Mao tried to ask Lin Mian Mian what is wrong but the ger placed both of his hands on the kid''s shoulders and shook him lightly. The usual pale yet composed face of Lin Mian Mian suddenly became dull as the hollows under his eyes became visible. His image that can bring countries to fall suddenly wilted giving off a haggard image.


    It is as though he was trapped in a mistake that he could no longer correct.


    "M-master Lin! W-what is wrong? A-are y-you hurting s-somewhere?" Lu Mao tried helping Lin Mian Mian to stand up. But the helpless image of the kneeling Lin Mian Mian made him weak on his knees. He is still a child so he has no power to lift Lin Mian Mian.


    The three maids surrounded Lin Mian Mian with panic faces. Zhao Yue made an effort of searching some fan to cool Lin Mian Mian down in case he is feeling hot. Han Luli took the mission of bringing a warm glass of water in case Lin Mian Mian is feeling dizzy. Zhou Ning helped Lu Mao as they tried to make Lin Mian Mian sit back to the cushion. The whole process looks like they are tending a very weak patient.


    Lin Mian Mian accepted the water and drank it in one gulp. The sudden realization of some facts made him sweat in no time. Earlier, he was just casually riding on his memories to search for some answers when he thought that it is entirely impossible for him to be pregnant. If anything else, this feeling of nausea might just be one of the original Lin Mian Mian''s illnesses.


    However, as he goes back further to the earliest time of his memories, he realized that there is something amiss. He thought that the difference between him in this world, and him on his previous life, is that Lin Mian Mian is no longer a virgin.


    Yes, that''s right, in this world, Lin Mian Mian is no longer a virgin... but how?


    And that''s when that obscene scene replayed on his memory. The [PA PA PA!] that happened on their first night concluded that from the very start he is already pregnant. Well, this could be a different matter if he is an average ger. But Lin Mian Mian''s cinnabar changed its color the moment his soul transferred.


    This only means that he is very fertile - very, very fertile that one shoot is enough to make him pregnant.


    That time when he transmigrated is also the moment when the whole story shifted to a new turning point.


    A different story that emerged from the change of souls.


    Lu Mao asked his master repeatedly what is wrong when Lin Mian Mian finally opened his pale lips. He looked at the young eunuch and worded his words very carefully. He made sure that his voice isn''t loud just in case somebody is eavesdropping. His voice floated in the air as though he is whispering the world''s greatest secret.


    Well, it is the world''s greatest secret.


    The eunuch listened very well to the ger''s voice. It took him a few seconds to understand his master''s words as his eyes widened in shock. Now, both of them have the same pale complexion. They could not help but feel terror from the news.


    "I thought that I have been careful," Lin Mian Mian muttered slowly. "But I think it is possible that..."


    It is possible that he is pregnant.


    Lin Mian Mian''s hand trembled as he touched his still flat tummy. The concept of pregnancy that never occurred on his mind haunted him like a mystery - he is scared. It is not that he is prejudice towards the birthing males in this world but for a person who had always thought that he is a man suddenly becoming pregnant...


    To be scared of such a situation is normal.


    "B-but how?" Lu Mao could not get the point. "How did Master Lin..."


    "It''s the night of consummation," Lin Mian Mian replied weakly. "Something happened between us..."


    It was only that time when he was not able to protect himself. He is not even aware that he transmigrated so he just indulged with the pleasure. Men are said to be weak on pleasure and Lin Mian Mian is top on that list. For a virgin guy who only has his right hand to accompany him, being touched roughly yet seductively will surely arouse his sexual tension.


    Who would have thought that it will tie him on that fuccboi?


    "W-what are we going to do? Should we call the doctor over?" Lu Mao suggested.


    "Wait, not yet. We are still not sure if I am really..." Lin Mian Mian tried to swallow the words. "...pregnant. So... so, it would be good if we check if... if there is some life here..."


    For the modern man, pregnancy tests can be done by just buying a kit in a pharmacy. Also, it is done only by women so Lin Mian Mian''s knowledge about it is just knowing that two red lines mean that the woman is pregnant. He has no idea if such a technique existed in this world so he has to look for an alternative if there is none.


    Also, it might be different from the normal pregnancy tests since he is a ger.


    "We can have the physician to look at Master Lin''s pulse," Han Luli suggested. Lin Mian Mian has his physician so they could ask that person for help.


    "No, that''s impossible," Lin Mian Mian objected. "Once the physician knows that I am pregnant, he will tell the Emperor about it. I want... I want to keep this a secret for now. If possible, I wanted to only have us to know this and nobody else..."


    Lin Mian Mian is afraid that once the Emperor knows about his pregnancy, that idiot fuccboi will do everything to lock him down in this palace. Even though his perspective towards that person changed after their multiple interactions, it is still a given fact that Yan JinLong''s previous actions to the original Lin Mian Mian are unforgivable.


    He made a vow to leave this place.


    Zhao Yue remembered something as she approached Lin Mian Mian. "There is a famous physician outside the palace. That person stays on the slums once in every month to treat common people. I do not know if it is true but a lot of people say that he is a great physician."


    "I heard of him too!" Lu Mao added. "He is famous because he never asks for any compensation. I heard that he is the son of a merchant in some other country. Maybe we could ask for some help from him."


    Lu Mao faced Lin Mian Mian. "However, the end of the month has already passed by. I am not sure if he is still here in the capital. I would like to go outside to check for this person''s whereabouts. I hope Master Lin will allow me..."


    "Okay, I allow you," Lin Mian Mian quickly agreed. "Just make sure to be careful on your way."


    Lu Mao gestured a nod as he promised to his master. The group conversed a bit more to discuss what they should do to bring Lin Mian Mian out of the palace undetected. Since he is the favored wife, everyone''s eyes are all into him. Surely they will notice Lin Mian Mian if ever he will leave his courtyard to go out.


    Also, Yan JinLong installed some of his men to watch Lin Mian Mian. They have to think of a way to escape their watch and meet with the physician. After finalizing the plan, the children helped Lin Mian Mian to walk into his room. Lu Mao made sure that Lin Mian Mian is already sounding asleep before he rushed out to search for that physician.


    At this moment, please let the gods hear their prayers.

 032 : Chang Jian the Physician

    If you talk about Chang, there is only the Chang family that served the Yans for decades. It all started from the first reign of the Yan Dynasty after oppressing the tyrannical ruler of the former empire. The Chang Family is a group of respected scholars that helped the Yans to raise their bloodline.


    It could be said that the reason for the empire''s prosperity is due to the close management of the two families.


    Due to this reason, the relationship between the two kins is always good. There is no so-called ''internal conflict'' happening since the interest of the two families differs from their goals. Actually, the two families had become so familiar that only marriage is needed to connect the bloodline.


    Unfortunately, there is no way for the two families to come in terms of "marriage". It might be the work of the gods or some supernatural forces that no matter what generation the two families had, they will always bore the same children. That is as though the natural force is not letting them become one as a whole.


    Well, that is quite comforting though. The Yans carried great power alone, excluding all the resources each individual had. One command from the Yans is enough to conquer an empire. On the other hand, the Changs are known for their cleverness. They have guided the power the Yans carried and used their brains to bring it to the maximum output.


    These two families are already strong in the premise of friendship, what possible devastating effect will they bring if they will be united? This thought is enough to cause an imbalance of power. The imagination is enough to show how they could trample countries all over whilst garnering great riches.


    So, as to make things still fair, the gods made the two families close but never connected. This is what the elders used to say whenever they see their younger generations playing around. Seeing the similarities between the two families showed that they could not do anything but a compromise.


    To explain further, let''s say, the first generation of Yan Empire is all males. The first generation of the Changs are also males, so it is impossible to get their sons married. Having same-sex marriage is possible in terms of carrying the concubine title but they never thought of doing it. The same thing happened in the next generations, up to the next, and the next...


    Though there are instances that a daughter and son were born in each family, it is still impossible to make the two a couple since they furiously showed their disgust. Simply saying, they could be the best of friends but marriage is pretty much out of the way. They can stay in the same room naked the whole year and nothing will happen between them.


    It is very impossible.


    This trait continued until recent times. Yan JinLong and Chang Jie had become friends since they were young so one could say that they were close. However, this closeness made the two of them promise to not have their children marry the other family at all costs. Still, the disgust remained on their blood so having the two families as one is infinitely impossible.


    As of now, the main branch of the Chang family has two promising successors. The firstborns were twins. We already know the eldest of the twins, Chang Jie. Chang Jie is a renowned scholar who made it to the top using pure intelligence. It could be said that he is the youngest scholar from the Chang Family who made it through the exams without failure.


    Chang Jie showed his promising talents when he was still young. While children of his age are still starting to walk and talk, Chang Jie is already calculating numbers. This kind of strange behavior caught the attention of his family so they started tutoring him early. This made him take the imperial exams much earlier.


    Though, nobody knows who would become the next emperor during that time. Yan JinLong who is just a small figure at that time befriended the young scholar. And so, just by that, sealing Yan JinLong''s fate as the next ruler became clear. But this story will not be told in this part.


    On the other hand, the younger twin brother is called Chang Jian. Unlike Chang Jie, Chang Jian did not show any kind of abnormal behavior. He is like any other kid who likes to play around. Though, it doesn''t mean that his intelligence is inferior to Chang Jie. Considering the modern test of IQ and EQ, Chang Jian is able to defeat his twin brother.


    Chang Jian showed his dislike towards the job of the scholars. For him, becoming a scholar is just earning a job that only requires the person to sit down, read some papers, and sign it. His adventurous character did not allow him to stay in one place so he did not pursue the thing Chang Jie likes.


    Though, Chang Jian''s interest in medicines is quite obvious. He will spend long periods watching physicians make medicines from herbs, or would wander around the forest to look for medicinal plants. There are even times when he was able to prescribe an effective treatment towards a common sickness.


    The two brothers walked on different paths but they were still close to each other. Chang Jie had become a minister while Chang Jian became a physician. This said, aside from being identical twins, the difference between the two is that Chang Jie can be seen very often in the court while Chang Jian is almost out seldom in. This is because Chang Jian is a renowned philanthropist. His motto in life is to serve the less to become rich.


    Most of his time, he would spend it running around the poorest lands of the empire to treat people that could not afford to go to the capital for medication. He would give them his medicine and would give some aids free of charge. This made him a famous figure all over the empire.


    Though, Chang Jian disliked using his family influence so he uses alias and changes his appearance when facing common people. He called himself the "Healing Master" with the appearance of an old man with a wrinkled forehead, grey beard, and short grey hair.


    In this appearance, nobody will relate him to Change Jie even if they will stand side by side. They are identical twins so this feat is pretty much amazing. Chang Jian''s crossdressing is topnotch that even his mother will not recognize him. Just perfect!


    At present, Chang Jian is sitting on his makeshift office. It was just an abandoned wooden house in the slums that only has dirty rags for curtains and a thin paperboard for doors. The table that he has is even filled with holes with termites hissing on the bottom part. The chair that he was sitting was repaired earlier on when he fell down the other day from breaking a leg from it.


    Chang Jian is just lazily leaning on the table as he played on a couple of vials on the corner of his table. These vials are often filled with the usual contents used for treating colds, coughs, and treating wounds. Some vials have dried leaves soaked in some fluid while some root crops are fermenting under alcohol on the other.


    His hands are just rolling an empty vial when the object rolled a bit further. He quickly caught the vial before it falls, just in time to see another paper to flutter down due to his actions. This paper was kept under the compartment of the old table that has no cover. When he moved, the paper was caught on his clothes so it followed suit and fell.


    He picked up the paper while the other hand returned the empty vial to its place. Chang Jian patted the dust from the paper and reads the contents once again. He received this letter yesterday and Chang Jian already knows the contents of the paper even without reading it. Actually, he would have left the capital if only that one customer did not come.


    The letter is a summon coming from the emperor. It was sent from the barracks where the fight between territories is happening. Just a week ago, the emperor left with his men to come up front with the invaders. It is said that the invasion on the borders is worse this time so they will surely take time for the soldiers to return.


    Usually, the usual set-up for the emperor''s caravan is composed of his soldiers, cooks, and physicians. The physicians are highly needed during this time to treat wounded soldiers. Chang Jian had gone to war before but it was only when he was a student. As for now, he will not be called unless he is very needed.


    This summon letter just proved that something dire happened on the battlefield.


    He could have gone yesterday but Chang Jian knows that even though he is needed, his presence is not urgent. After all, the physicians the emperor carried weren''t ordinary. They are masters in their field so Chang Jian coming is just an addition to the members of the elite.


    Also, the last customer that wanted to meet him seems to be very worried. It was a young boy that seems to be only ten years old, yet the circumstances reflected on his eyes made him look older. Chang Jian would never dare to refuse such a costumer so he extended his stay for a day.


    He was feeling weird with that kid. He could have brought the patient over, or if it is not possible then Chang Jian is willing to accompany the kid in their place. However, that kid refused the offer and just asked for his assistance. The kid also specified that he will be coming back on the next day at the same time.


    Chang Jian wondered if the kid is bluffing but he still stayed for reassurance. He thought of many reasons why the boy said that kind of phrase. Maybe that kid has a relative who has a contagious illness that''s why the kid only appeared when it is already very late at night? Or maybe that person is an influential figure so it has chosen a time where there are almost no people on the streets to meet him?


    Whatever reasons, Chang Jian will be waiting. It will not hurt him to believe that young man''s words.


    The physician on his disguise idled around as he waited for the kid. He was roaming around on his small kitchenette when he heard the familiar voice calling. Chang Jian adjusted his expression as he made his voice sound hoarser. He filled a glass with water and drank it before going out.


    Chang Jian has been doing this kind of work for years so his acting like an old man had become proficient. Even his voice changed to an extent that one would assume that he is already in his sixties despite aging in early thirties. He had also mastered having that scholarly-old vibe that makes people see him as an experienced person.


    However, that did not stop the "old physician" to almost spraying the water that he just drank out to the guests.


    Well, if it wasn''t the infamous favorite wife of the emperor, then who could it be?

 033 : The Wife, The Servant, And The Old Man

    There is an old man, a young kid with an older soul, and a modern pregnant man - It was a comedic program.


    Three people are staring at each other - each of them is in disguise trying to pull off something unto the other. A lifetime joke that if ever these three people will remember this event in the future, they will laugh their hearts out while agreeing how stupid they were.


    This is one of those chances when everyone is trying to play pretend but has a hundred percent of revealing their identities in the next five seconds.


    So, to elaborate further, let me present the character settings of the actors playing on the stage and their thoughts about this anomaly:


    Chang Jian, whatever-years old; a potential successor of the Chang Family. His profession and hobby is a physician who likes to crossdress like an old man, respectively. His current thoughts about the events are surprised, confusion, question, and lost. He is pretty much fucked-up by just seeing Lin Mian Mian before him.


    Lu Mao, reincarnated, ten years old; Lin Mian Mian''s confidant. His main mission is to protect Lin Mian Mian and if possible stop the suicide event. His current thoughts about his situation now are fear and worry like a mother hen on its chicks. He is the type to answer the questions meant for Lin Mian Mian to answer.


    Lin Mian Mian, the main character of this story, still in-denial of his pregnancy but somehow starts worrying about the new life in his stomach. His objective in this story is to escape from the palace to live a rather commoner''s life, yet this little being that sooner will be born from him will make him change his mind. His current thoughts are nervousness, the desire to kill Yan JinLong once he arrives, and killing him for the second time to ensure his death.


    It was pretty much a tense atmosphere but the participants are dense enough to ignore it. Only the people watching the event are feeling the oppression each character is holding. But well, the one who is affected by the sudden intrusion would be Chang Jian.


    So, explaining everything from the start, Chang Jian indeed is about to spray the water he just drank earlier. Thankfully, his reflex is enough to hold on to the water and pushed it down in his throat in one go. But this did not stop him from coughing furiously.


    Lu Mao saw the old man coughing and wondered if he is alright. He approached the physician and helped him sit down to the corner. Chang Jian was relieved from the child''s attention. Lu Mao on his double life as Lin Mian Mian''s close servant had long gone accustomed to taking good care of people.


    Chang Jian thanked the little kid as he ruffled the child''s head. Lu Mao who is somewhat shy from praises smiled sweetly as he went back to the side of his master. Chang Jian looked up to see Lin Mian Mian again but surprised to see the ger staring at him intently.


    Yes, that''s right, Lin Mian Mian is staring at him so straight that it could stab him directly.


    We-wait! Wh-what if Lin Mian Mian recognized him... well, they never met each other personally before but it doesn''t mean that the ger will not know him. After all, Chang Jian is a famous physician, who in this world did not know him?


    The physician shifted his position to test his hypothesis, yet Lin Mian Mian''s stabbing glare still follows him. For the first time in his life, Chang Jian felt danger. He started sweating large beads of sweat while his internal self is already screaming.


    On the other hand, the reason why Lin Mian Mian is staring at Chang Jian is not that he recognizes him... but rather, isn''t that kind of ill-death coughing familiar? Lin Mian Mian thought that he had seen someone cough like that before...


    [A/N: Remember how Chang Jie made those clear-throating actions just to get the attention of the emperor?]


    "Ahem," Chang Jian adjusted his voice and made it sound older. "Well, you guys take a seat. Be comfortable. Would you like me to brew some tea?"


    "There is no need, Master. Don''t exert much effort. We are just here for a consultation," Lu Mao directly rejected the offer.


    Chang Jian made an imaginary shrug on his thoughts ignoring Lu Mao''s reply. He moved the unnecessary objects away from the table and placed a paper and ink on the surface instead. He gave the two figures before him his initial assessment while wondering the reason of their consultation.


    Looking at their clothes, Chang Jian could tell that these people did not want to let the masses to know their identities. Lu Mao is just wearing some baggy clothes that are somewhat larger than his size. This gave him an image of a young brother who is wearing his older sibling''s hand me downs, not a eunuch of a rich young master. Well, these clothes are sponsored by his beloved Fu Xing...


    Lin Mian Mian is also wearing some of the commoner''s clothes. The color of the fabric is rather dull while the design is somewhat usually looking. However, this did not the least tarnished the beautiful image of Lin Mian Mian.


    Lin Mian Mian wearing such garbage-looking clothing made the inferior design change to a Class A fashion trend. The dull color matched the ger''s pale complexion emitting an innocent vibe and youthful promise. The careless design highlighted the immaturity of the wearer however this only gave people the sense of wanting to pamper and protect him.


    The maids that were dressing Lin Mian Mian thought that their master will still be caught in this kind of attire so they made him wear a veil to cover half of his face. Yet, concealing the half of his face only brought Lin Mian Mian''s eyes out in focus giving off a mysterious vibe. The maids gave up at this part where they just made Lin Mian Mian wear a hat with long net covers.


    If it was anybody, they will assume that Lin Mian Mian is just some young master from the nobles. It was Chang Jian who is weird enough to recognize the ger in one look. Well, he attended Lin Mian Mian and Yan JinLong''s wedding and had seen Lin Mian Mian''s beauty first hand. Those signs and his intelligence is enough to identify the person''s identity.


    Now that he deduced that these two had escaped from the palace successfully, then why are they here to ask for a consultation? Chang Jian thought that even though Yan JinLong would bring his best physicians on the field, it doesn''t mean that he will be bringing everyone. Surely, he will leave at least a number of physicians to take good care of the harem.


    Lin Mian Mian is already been awarded as the best wife award of forever years so Yan JinLong must have left several people watching his health. Also, the empress dowager is fond of this person so there is an addition of personnel in his every beck and call. A few days ago, Chang Jian was called in the palace to ask his assistance with Lin Mian Mian''s pregnancy in the future...


    Chang Jian had made a lot of theories about Lin Mian Mian''s presence but it only lasted for a few minutes in real-time. He made a last conclusion of the events - saying that Lin Mian Mian must be feeling shy to ask the Royal Family for assistance since he is still new to the harem. Chang Jian has heard of the ger''s trait so he supported his conclusion with gut feel.


    "Young lad, what is your name?" Chang Jian started. He already knows his name but it would be weird if he will suddenly start the consultation without asking the other person''s information.


    "Sheep, my name is Mister Sheep," Lin Mian Mian answered, recalling a pseudonym he used when he was still in his previous world.


    "Oh, Mister Sheep," Chang Jian nodded, pretended to write something on the paper. "Can you tell me why you wanted a consultation? Are you feeling unwell?"


    "Um..." Lin Mian Mian did not answer directly but instead shifted his look towards Lu Mao. Lu Mao nodded as he supported his master. He can feel his master''s wavering emotion as he sat beside him.


    "Well... it''s not being unwell, rather, it was quite a positive reaction I say," Lin Mian Mian said.


    Chang Jian made a confused expression. "Can you please elaborate?"


    "Recently, just recently, I like eating a lot and sleeping a lot. I think I am gaining weight every day," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "You want me to give you some advice on how to lose weight?" Chang Jian muttered.


    "No, not that," Lin Mian Mian shook his head. "However, just a few days ago, I started disliking the food that I like to eat. There is also this dizzy spell and yesterday I vomited. I am not sure why but somehow some scents make me want to retch..."


    "This..." Chang Jian tapped his fingers to the table. There is a sudden glint on his eyes. He gave Lin Mian Mian a deep look with an affirmative phrase. "These symptoms are..."


    "Yes, I would like to know if I am pregnant," Lin Mian Mian finished his sentence.


    Suddenly, Chang Jian felt a sudden chill on his body. It is as though he discovered a great secret that should not be handed down to the descendants but the need for transferring the secret is a must. This made his teeth itch wondering how he should deal this if the juncture is true.


    Lin Mian Mian getting pregnant is not a simple matter. His role played a huge role in the whole empire since sooner or later his title as a concubine will be changed to Du wife. His pregnancy is a piece of good news towards the nation since gers could only give birth to high profiled male children, however, the danger of the person carrying the child matched its value.


    Just by confirming Lin Mian Mian''s pregnancy is enough for other people to plot an assassination attempt towards the future empress.


    Though, Chang Jian did not show the horrible truth on his face as he asked for Lin Mian Mian''s pulse to be taken. Lin Mian Mian did not argue and showed his hand letting the ''old man'' touch it. Chang Jian held his pulse and checked. He noticed that there is indeed an additional life inside Lin Mian Mian.


    "Hmmm," Chang Jian nodded. "We have quite a situation here."


    For the ancient, this test is enough to detect a lifeforce. Chang Jian had diagnosed many pregnant patients before so he is not wrong this time. Actually, he felt that there is not only one life inside Lin Mian Mian''s body...


    "I assume that this is your first time getting pregnant, am I right?" Chang Jian asked.


    Lin Mian Mian nodded.


    "Well, gers getting pregnant for the first time is a bit complicated compared to women. There are a lot of things to consider like your healthy diet and some other things. But don''t fret since this is quite common. I''ll recommend you to a good physician that can help you cope up," Chang Jian shamelessly written a recommendation to himself.


    "For now, I need to know when did the last time you did it with your partner so I could estimate when you will be giving birth. Just give me a rough estimate of when you got impregnated."


    Chang Jian isn''t a gossipy person but this information is a request. Lin Mian Mian stared at him with unbelieving eyes. Did he just ask him about his sex life? Well, yeah, probably that is what happening right now. Lin Mian Mian knows that revealing the truth will not matter since both of them are ''stranger'', but isn''t asking someone about their H-experience a bit awkward?


    "Um well... that''s... ah..." Lin Mian Mian tried to hide the shame and blush forming on his cheeks. "That''ll be about a month ago... in... on our wedding night."


    Now, it is Chang Jian''s turn to be stunned.


    Huh? Just did it a month ago? Didn''t the emperor and his favorite wife are ''doing it all night'' for weeks? This is the reason why the emperor is getting a lot of absences from his Imperial meetings. Then the last copulation that they did is already that long?


    Chang Jian suddenly wanted to make a golden altar for Yan JinLong. That famous fuccboi only touched his wife once? Where did he get the courage? Is this the latest trend? His abstinence for a whole month is worth a celebration. Maybe the sun will start rising from the west...


    If only Chang Jian knows the inside story...


    "If it''s already a month ago then expect that you will be giving birth in a few next months..." Chang Jian wrote some reminders on the paper so he was unable to see the confused expression of Lin Mian Mian.


    "Um... what do you mean by the next few months? Will it not be next year?" Lin Mian Mian and Yan JinLong married in the last half of the year so it will be expected that he will give birth next year. Nine months...


    Hmmm? A thought flashed inside Lin Mian Mian''s mind. Is it possible that...


    "How many months do gers give birth?" He asked.


    "On average, it''ll be at least five to six months," Chang Jian answered simply.


    Five to six months? Isn''t that a bit fast? I mean, if a ger could give birth every five months with a month allowance, then ger can give birth to two children per year? Isn''t that a bit too much?

 034 : The Secret Holder

    It was said that pregnancy is the greatest event in a person''s life. May it be filled with grief or happiness - it is a kind of celebration that makes most of the people united. Lin Mian Mian always believed that a baby is a blessing and a gift so there is no way that he will undergo an abortion for the sake of his safety.


    Even though he is a bit apprehensive, isn''t it normal for first-time parents to feel that?


    "It is a common misconception in most of the gers that they will also take nine months to carry the children on their wombs. This is the reason for the ger''s unusual mortality rate while pregnant," Chang Jian said.


    "Most of the gers weren''t given proper education about childbirth. Unlike women that have their cycles halt after getting impregnated, gers don''t have that kind of body function. At most, the changes that a ger will face would be sudden tardiness and heightened sensitivity. For example, you would start smelling things strongly than usual or getting sleepy most of the time."


    "Are you all ready feeling those symptoms?" Chang Jian asked.


    Lin Mian Mian nodded. He started feeling the changes of his body a few weeks after the night of consummation. It seems that he somehow becomes a big shot billionaire in one night, however, it is in terms of getting pregnant instead of winning money.


    At least, the baby is not made out of wedlock.


    "But don''t worry. As what I''ve seen, you are doing all right. The child on your womb is developing well. All you have to do is to follow the instructions that I will give to you. You must follow each instruction well or else I will not guarantee your safety and the life of the child."


    Chang Jian gave Lin Mian Mian a very serious look. Lin Mian Mian gulped as he nodded his head again. The two of them, though did not belong on the same page, know the importance of the life inside the ger''s body. It''s not a simple matter to shrug off.


    That child, for Chang Jian, will soon become a candidate for the crown. Seeing that there''s a high percentage of the Changs following this firstborn, there''s no doubt that Lin Mian Mian''s child will become the next emperor. So Chang Jian must be very careful in handling this case or else he will be killed by the emperor...


    On the other hand, Lin Mian Mian thought that this baby is that one wishes the original Lin Mian Mian wanted. May it be his conscience or the wish of the other, he wanted to keep this baby alive. Though he was anxious, the feeling of responsibility made him determined. It''s not the fault of the child to be born like this...


    "I have listed all the food that you are allowed to eat. Though, I know that cravings and such would suddenly pop out from your appetite, but take in mind that too much weight will also affect your child''s growth inside your body. Too much might give you a hard time giving birth so eat moderately," Chang Jian suggested.


    "Can my master still drink tea?" Lu Mao suddenly asked.


    "Of course, he is allowed to do that. There are soothing teas that will help him with his nausea. If you allow me, I will send a few bags of highly recommended teas for pregnant masses. Okay, let me take a look at here-"


    Chang Jian shifted his position to look for his collection of medicinal teas when Lu Mao suddenly showed a small bag of dried leaves. He looked at the child with a stern eye before accepting the teabag. He untied the small tie around its mouth then smelled the dried leaves. The tea leaves have no strong smell but Chang Jian whose nose was sensitive to medicines can tell what tea it was.


    "This tea... what does this child want me to do with it?" Chang Jian asked.


    "My master became sick after drinking this-, no, by just smelling this tea. Is this due to my master''s sensitivity?" Lu Mao responded.


    "It is possible. Even a tea coming from the palace can have some effect-"


    Chang Jian stopped talking. Lu Mao gave him a surprised look while Lin Mian Mian is still in a daze before he was able to understand his words. Chang Jian made a strong loud cough to cover the slip of the tongue and continued his words.


    "Ahem! I mean, isn''t this tea specially made by one of the concubines from the palace? Once, when the Great Physician Chang Jian asked me to have someone on one discussion about medicine, he made me drink this tea. It has a soothing effect and warm to the stomach. Somehow, did you also got it from the palace?" Chang Jian quickly covered.


    "Um... this is a gift from a noble. I am just worried that my master reacted too much by just from smelling it," Lu Mao didn''t find anything wrong from Chang Jian''s words so he continued. "I am just worried. I thought that it was..."


    "You thought it was...?"


    Lu Mao: "..."


    Chang Jian waited for the youth to continue talking but Lu Mao only gave him a look. His large eyes that highlighted his still undeveloped appearance somehow showed a serious glint. Anyone looking at it will think that this child is not naive.


    He is saying that there is something wrong with the tea, so please check it.


    "It is getting late," Lu Mao suddenly announced. He made a deep meaningful bow to Chang Jian. "Thank you for giving us a consultation. My master and I are grateful. I hope we could compensate you in the future."


    "There is no need," Chang Jian sighed. "You better get your master to have some rest now. It is bad for pregnant gers to stay too late at night. Don''t forget the prescriptions I gave. Follow each step carefully."


    Lu Mao nodded sincerely. The pair made a short farewell message to Chang Jian before they departed. Chang Jian watched the two people with a smiling face and a waving hand as they walk away until they made a turn in a corner. Only by seeing that they are gone did the warm and smiling face of Chang Jian disappear.


    He stared at the area where the two people went. Suddenly, three people wearing black clothes appeared from the air and kneeled before Chang Jian. The physician did not seem to be surprised by their presence. An evil smirk formed on his lips as he thought of something dangerous.


    "Emperor Yan will surely not let his favorite wife roam around the streets this late at night. At least, there should be some escorts following them around," Chang Jian muttered.


    But he didn''t find any.


    Yan JinLong is very possessive. What belongs to him will always belong to him. Though, Lin Mian Mian is his most favorite, he did not restrict him from moving around. Still, he could not let the person to just run around the empire, right? And as what he was assuming, something is happening between the couple...


    Question number one - why would Lin Mian Mian choose an external help to ask about his health? He could have just called the physicians or have someone in authority to check his status. Going out like this means that the ger is trying to hide his pregnancy. But why?


    Why would a person who is considered as the empire''s most important person want to hide his pregnancy? Is it possible that the child on his womb is not Yan JinLong''s? Chang Jian shook his head. If anything else, that child must be Yan JinLong''s. There''s is no way for Lin Mian Mian to cover this up if it is not from the emperor.


    Then the reason why he is hiding it is because of Yan JinLong?


    Question number two - why is he hiding it? Chang Jian had seen the harem and found that whenever a concubine is pregnant, they will announce it to the world. It is like the moment they realized that they have the future leader on their womb, they will be injected with chicken blood and spread it out with a megaphone.


    Well, they have the right anyway. It is only rightful for the kin of the Emperor to be recognized. Then why is it that Lin Mian Mian is doing it the other way?


    As he had observed, Lin Mian Mian has no excitement in his eyes. There is this lingering fear but it is not the fear of giving birth but something else... the fear of being caught? The servant also has that kind of feeling too. They both have the vibe of wanting to run away...


    Are they in danger?


    Chang Jian''s eyes narrowed when he thought of it. The favorite wife is in danger? That answer is highly possible. Lin Mian Mian, though owned a prominent title, is after all just a single person. He has nobody to protect him and the Emperor is away in the war. So perhaps the reason why he was hiding this secret is due to some danger...


    That leads the physician to question the tea leaves the servant handed to him.


    Question number three - what is with this tea? Does it contain poison? But Chang Jian did not smell anything. It is just a simple dried tea leaf. There''s nothing else to it... unless aside from poison, there is a special ingredient inside it...


    "Escort his highness to the palace. Make sure to protect them at all costs. Don''t return unless they are safe and sound inside the palace," Chang Jian ordered the three kneeling people before him.


    The men replied to their master and quickly departed. Chang Jian watched as his subordinates hid to the shadows to trail the two people behind. Seeing that things are getting under his control, he turned around and returned to his shabby cabin. He closed the door by pulling the old torn fabric down.


    There are already people inside the house. These people are also wearing the same black outfit. Though, they were not kneeling before Chang Jian. Instead, they are holding some cases of bags as they packed the things of the physician. They carefully placed the medicine in proper positions to not waste it.


    Chang Jian watched his people do the usual work and sat to the same old chair he sat earlier. He removed the mask that he was wearing as he takes in some fresh breathe. The old face of a man suddenly changed to a youth that has no blemishes on his face. Just looking at him will make people assume that the great Minister Chang Jie is here.


    It''s just that the temperament of the two people are different that made people recognize who is who.


    Chang Jie, being the oldest, has a mature yet honest personality. He isn''t shy showing his true colors. If he hated you, then he will announce the shit in front of your face. However, Chang Jian is different. He is the scheming white lotus type. He might be kind to most of the people but is different from those pretentious ones.


    Lin Mian Mian is considered as a pretentious person, so Chang Jian will be monitoring him.


    "You know, the funny part was, the two of them were able to escape the escorts the Emperor left to watch him. Isn''t it fascinating?" Chang Jian rhetorically said. "That child that seems to know more than his age and the pretentious ger who seems to be clever than his looks..."


    The physician made a charming laugh. "It seems that Emperor Yan indeed found his match."


    Chang Jian stretched his arms up. He is thinking of some ways on how to use this information to his advantage. Surely, the emperor and his brother did not know about Lin Mian Mian''s pregnancy.


    Nobody knows about it except him.


    What kind of benefits he should ask to tease the emperor? He should think of some ways on how to torment the emperor before giving out this secret. After all, Yan JinLong can''t bully him like how he does on his older brother. Maybe he will use this as revenge for his older brother that was always getting bullied by the emperor.


    "Okay, hurry up! I can''t wait to see his expression after knowing the truth..." Chang Jian whistled as he led the group towards the borders.


    Though, something made him think all the way.


    "Did I say that he is carrying more than one baby?" Chang Jian pondered

 035 : Run, Run, Run Away as Far as I Can

    "H-how many months will my stomach start to grow?" Lin Mian Mian asked with concern.


    "Just an estimation in my part but I could tell that after a month the bump will be visible. During that time, you will start to feel the child kicking," Chang Jian answered truthfully.


    One month... Lin Mian Mian wanted to laugh.


    If it is now, he could still hide his pregnancy. But if the bump will start to show the people will surely notice it. He could not just pretend and laugh it out while saying that he is getting baby fats by eating too much, right?


    That excuse will become stupid and incomprehensible.


    Drinking warm water instead of tea, Lin Mian Mian spent another day filled with worry and distractions. He is on the verge of wanting to laugh and wanting to cry - to think that this is like a joke played on him the whole time. All the efforts that he wasted make his eyes sweat.


    After consulting with the old physician last night, Lin Mian Mian and Lu Mao bid their farewells. They did not idle around and hurriedly went straight to the palace. Even though the empire is considered safe and secure, it does not mean that nobody will try to do something ''bad'' once they realize their identity.


    It''s better to be careful than sorry.


    Fortunately, they were able to return safe and sound. They quickly went back to the palace using the secret passage Li Hui made for their future escape. They never thought that they will be using this road earlier than they expected. Still, the success of their sneaking out means that it is a feasible road for running way...


    Well, of course, they will change their minds once they learned that there are people who were following them all the way. The three escorts are surprised to find such a hidden passage that they quickly made a report to Chang Jian after seeing the ger return home safe. It seems that their plan is slowly being discovered.


    After returning home, the children did not ask anything but rather have Lin Mian Mian go to sleep. The maids already expected the results anyway, and there is also Lu Mao who could explain everything to them. Lin Mian Mian thanked the tactfulness of these people and went to sleep after the exhausting day.


    That night, while Lin Mian Mian is having a dreamless slumber, a group of people departed from the empire to blackmail the emperor about the ''good news''.


    The hours went pass by and the sun rises in the east. The silent palace that was filled with sounds of crickets at night shifted to the sounds of people working in the early mornings. The day started again and so the activities of the day have commenced.


    Like in any other place inside the palace, the Jade Lin Courtyard is already filled with diligent servants doing their jobs. This is also to another sound coming from a person who suddenly woke up from the sudden urge to vomit.


    Ah, it seems that someone is already suffering so early.


    "Bluuurrgghhhh!"


    Lin Mian Mian released whatever shit is there in his stomach as he held the basin under his mouth. Lu Mao is on his side, holding towels and other necessary materials to help his master after letting the spit out. Lin Mian Mian vomited the sticky digested substances that he had eaten wonderfully last night. Just by seeing it makes him wanted to puke out again.


    The three maids who heard the vomiting rushed inside the room. They already prepared breakfast for their master but it seems that it will take Lin Mian Mian some time to eat something. Lu Mao saw the three rotten women and heaved a sigh.


    "Master Lin here''s warm water. Drink it," Lu Mao handed a cup to Lin Mian Mian.


    Lin Mian Mian accepted the water when he is sure that he''s not going to vomit again. Lu Mao discarded the basin with vomit and made sure that nobody will see it.


    The morning sickness of a certain person seems to arrive at the right time. Lin Mian Mian tried to at least act gracefully while vomiting but the nausea is too much for him to handle. He wondered if his much "aggressive" act was caught by the children. Though, how could he act like the original Lin Mian Mian if his body is acting out in all sorts of complications?


    However, what Lin Mian Mian did not understand is that he looked more beautiful in this state.


    Like what they say, pregnant women are beautiful. It also applies to the already fragile beauty. The factor of carrying a life inside someone''s body makes everyone feel the wonderful mystery and blessings of life.


    The three maids were struck when they found their master slightly blushing due to the force of the vomit with his head filled with sweat. The redness of his lips tempted anyone to watch more as they carefully recorded such a seductive scene from the ger.


    Lu Mao is not the least affected by this charm but he admits that Lin Mian Mian seems to be getting more vibrant now that he is pregnant. The emotion and appearance that they have never seen before are now presented before them. The change in their master is very amazing they wanted to cry the tears of joy.


    Lin Mian Mian noticed the kids watching. The maids that were suddenly alerted blurted out, "Um... Master Lin, how about breakfast?"


    Normally, Lin Mian Mian would just casually nod or answer with a smile. However, due to ''mood swings'', Lin Mian Mian Mian suddenly felt bitter - his tongue is bitter, his life is bitter. Who has the time to eat breakfast if later he will just throw it out away? By just smelling the scent of food made him want to puke out again.


    "I-..." Lin Mian Mian tried to control his ''bitterness''. "Water is fine... I''ll eat later."


    Lu Mao heard Lin Mian Mian''s words when he came back. He shook his head and faced the maids.


    "Just make some light porridge for now. At least, make it less aromatic and no flavor. Master Lin needs to eat some since now that..." that there''s more life inside the body now.


    The maids understood his words and quickly moved around the kitchen. Minutes later, the group changed locations. The usual sumptuous meal became a simple bowl of flavorless porridge. Lin Mian Mian did not think twice and started eating the food.


    While Lin Mian Mian is eating well he somehow smelled a nice aroma. His eyes darted around the four corners of the table and found a wooden box opened slightly. He remembered that it was the box gifted to him by Fu Xiao San.


    Suddenly, he muttered the question, "Why does this smell so nice?"


    "It''s because the herbs used in that pouch are all in high quality," a person with a frame of a child appeared from the door.


    He is wearing green robes and carrying a stack of scrolled papers. Lu Mao quickly made it to his side and took his things. The youth then cupped his hands to greet Jade Lin. Lin Mian Mian stared at the youth for a while before he recognized the person.


    The reason why Lin Mian Mian and Lu Hao managed to escape is due to Li Hui''s maps. During that time, it was only Lu Mao who is meeting the other so Lin Mian Mian had not seen his appearance yet. It is only now after a few weeks did he see the great change from that filthy looking servant.


    It seems that under the premise of rebirth, Li Hui was able to recover himself.


    "The herbs present in this scented pouch is famous for its health benefits. Just by the smell, it tells us that it has been preserved for a long time, created to become a medicine," Li Hui opened the wooden box wider to let the scent go out. "It is used to treat nausea or as a stress reliever. This is also good for a pregnant woman."


    Lin Mian Mian was surprised by his entrance. His genuine reaction was caught by the children. Li Hui is more than happy to serve this ger again. He had done most of the preparations. It is time for them to go to the next step.


    "Master Lin, I made a test from the tea given by Concubine Yin. This servant did not want to sow discord but I found out that there is something with that tea. If Master Lin wanted to know more, I will elaborate on all of my findings," Li Hui said.


    This information is the factor that did not exist in their previous world. Lu Mao only realized this poisoning when Lin Mian Mian already lost his ability to give birth while Li Hui is away in an expedition. This is their greatest regret in their past life. Now that they had the chance, they won''t let things go easily.


    "There''s a poison present on the tea, though it wasn''t used to kill people. It is to destroy the person''s reproductive system rendering the person infertile," Li Hui revealed.


    "A-a poison? To make the person infertile?" Lin Mian Mian pretended that it is his first time hearing it. "W-why would Concubine Yin do that?"


    "I am not sure if it is true but I suspect that Concubine Yin wanted you to become infertile," Li Hui answered truthfully.


    Lin Mian Mian subconsciously touched his slim stomach.


    "However, that poison is not the reason why Master Lin suddenly felt bad after smelling the tea," Li Hui added.


    "What do you mean?" Lu Mao asked. "Is there anything more in that tea?"


    "Yes, and it is highly toxic once consumed in a long period," Li Hui took a certain bottle from his sleeve pouch and placed it on the table.


    "This is called a happy drug. Anyone drinks it will feel instant relief and happiness. Unfortunately, this has been banned due to its addictive properties. Drinking once is enough to shift the person as a drug addict."


    Lu Mao''s eyes widened. He only knows that there is a drug that makes a person infertile. He never thought that Lin Mian Mian took a drug that will make him addicted to it. Like how Li Hui reacted the first time he discovered it, Lu Mao suddenly wanted to run amock to the Yins. But he has to control himself.


    It is not time yet.


    "Though, it seems that the fortune is on Master Lin''s child," Li Hui appeased Lu Mao by patting him gently on the back. He faced Lin Mian Mian with a solemn face and said, "The drug is undetectable unless one knows its effect. Master Lin''s reaction means that the abnormalities on the tea have been exposed."


    What Li Hui wanted to say is that Lin Mian Mian''s pregnancy saved them from the poisoning. It all thanks to his sensitive smell that detected the drug.


    "This baby is my lucky star," Lin Mian Mian announced. Somehow, he is very sure of that.


    This is what the original Lin Mian Mian did not have. He was not able to save the baby. Now, it is the baby that is protecting him. Even though he is feeling bitter by the effects of his sudden pregnancy, this only proved that there is life. The baby seems to want to show its existence to ensure its mother that it is alive.


    It was saying, "Mother, I am here."


    Li Hui and Lu Mao watched Lin Mian Mian caressed his stomach lovingly. They let the person to do it for a while, printing the image to its best quality. Lin Mian Mian isn''t laughing but the happiness coming from his eyes highlighted his great mood. The two of them did not want to miss this chance.


    They hoped that they would remain happy like this.


    But reality seems to always destroy their plan. Right now, they have to harden their hearts. The fight has only started. Now that they managed to shift the timeline, future events will also surely change. They are now treading to a new road full of uncertainties. They have to be alert to protect their master from danger.


    "Master Lin," Li Hui called out. "I would like to ask a question."


    "What is it?" Lin Mian Mian did not look at Li Hui as he was concentrating on the sudden bead of joy emerging on his chest. He can''t help but feel expectant to the growing life inside his womb.


    "Is Master Lin still planning to escape the palace?"


    Lin Mian Mian stopped from his actions. He gave Li Hui a confused look. "Why did you ask?"


    "Master Lin wanted to run away from the palace. Will the Master still want to do it?" Li Hui asked.


    Silence suddenly invaded their conversation. Li Hui and Lu Mao stared at Lin Mian Mian as they waited for an answer. They wanted to know what are their master''s plan in this juncture.


    Of course, if Lin Mian Mian wanted to leave they will do everything to help him. However, they also have to think about the incoming family member. Now that Lin Mian Mian is pregnant, should they continue the plan of escape? They know the danger of the outside world, Lin Mian Mian''s pregnancy doubled its percentage.


    "Honestly, I don''t feel restricted in this place," Lin Mian Mian suddenly said. At least, this place is very comfortable than he expected. Without working, he can get whatever he wanted.


    "But, I don''t want to lock my child in this place. I want them to be free."


    The original Lin Mian Mian did not wish to have a son just to have a backing on the Imperial Court. What he wished is just a child that he could take good care of. And if possible, he wanted that child to be free. If the child desired to become the next emperor, then he will support iT. IF the child wanted to become a scholar, he will not oppose it.


    He did not want the child to be limited to his title just because he is the emperor''s son.


    Li Hui already expected the answer. He gave Lu Mao a look, who is also looking at him. They stared at each other for a while before Lu Mao gave up and heaved a sigh. Li Hui looked at Lin Mian Mian again.


    "Then, the master wished to leave this place?" He asked.


    Lin Mian Mian though for a while before answering, "No."


    "No?" Lu Mao and Li Hui exclaimed. "But, you said-"


    "I do wish to leave this place. However, I will not leave in discreet. I don''t want to danger the child I''m carrying."


    If it was before, running away is very easy. But with his status, that way is just courting death. What Lin Mian Mian wanted is to leave the palace with everyone knowing.


    "The palace will be the one to ask me to leave," Lin Mian Mian said.


    The two children were unable to understand his words. He wanted to leave, but he won''t leave by himself? Huh? Lu Mao is not smart enough to understand so he asked for Li Hui''s help. Li Hui is also unable to realize what their master meant. Lin Mian Mian chuckled when he found the two children with distorted faces. One can see that they are entirely confused.


    "Master, what do you mean?" Li Hui asked.


    "First," Lin Mian Mian patted the table lightly. "Give me that poisoned tea..."

 036 : Who Farted? Not Me!

    Who knows a day will come when Jade Lin Couryard''s main master would voluntarily go out from his cave to ''socialize'' with people. To socialize in a sense that people will have no choice but to notice his presence. Since day one, Lin Mian Mian did nothing aside from hiding inside his hole. So what made him change his mind and ''go out''?


    Lin Mian Mian is already the topic of the town, and this event created more speculations. Everyone knows that Lin Mian Mian had become the emperor''s current favorite. Now that the month is up, maybe the reason why Lin Mian Mian decided to go out and ''interact'' with people is that he already lost favor? Without the backing of His Highness, Lin Mian Mian is just one of the ''wives''.


    But this does not coincide with the real authority Lin Mian Mian holds. He is the son of the empire''s greatest general, his position must be above than the women inside the harem. Also, he seems to get the favor of the Empress Dowager so his falling out is almost impossible. Who cares if the Yan Emperor no longer likes him now? If you think about it, a month had just gone by.


    Maybe he will become a ''favorite'' again when the emperor returns.


    These rumors went pass the ears of the maids on the neighboring courtyards, pass to the serving servants, and pass to those people who were allowed entrance to the palace. The officials that like to gossip during their free time would also secretly discuss the topic, wondering where will the tides bring them. This discussion then was opened to the official''s family to know their opinions, until the word of the mouth reached the walls of the empire.


    On the other hand, the topic of gossip is experiencing another level of nausea. Lin Mian Mian has been suffering on his daily morning sickness and is often found curled up on the sink. Lu Mao is always on his side to help him elevate the discomfort while handing him some towels to wipe his mouth clean.


    It has been two weeks since the physician''s diagnosis. The symptoms of pregnancy are becoming more evident.


    Just today, aside from usual nausea, Lin Mian Mian suddenly felt his chest aching. Specifically, his nipples became swollen. It wasn''t the pain that people experienced when they get wounded, but the feeling like something is getting ''stuffed'' or ''refilled''. According to the maids'' assessment, Lin Mian Mian started to lactate. They only needed to wait for a few more days for discharge to come out.


    Lu Mao noticed his master''s discomfort. He took the used towel from Lin Mian Mian''s hand and exchanged it with a warm cup of water. He also opened the box where the scented pouch was placed and let his master inhale it. Lin Mian Mian can feel his body calming down.


    "Master Lin, how about taking some rest for now?" Lu Mao asked.


    For the past two weeks, Lin Mian Mian did not idle around. Since the day he found out that he is pregnant, he has been working hard to get noticed by people. Every day, Lin Mian Mian will go out from his courtyard just to visit some people, the Empress Dowager, some of the close officials, and the women of the harem. With the fatigue that he is experiencing just by getting pregnant, he also has to deal with these scheming people.


    Though not all of them are scheming, Lin Mian Mian still made a point that everyone should be aware of his existence. He flaunted his face and beauty, riches, talents, and of course his current role in Yan JinLong''s heart. While he was shy a long ago about it, this time he even announced that ''Yan JinLong loves me and only me, btches'' with a heart-heart hand gesture.


    For the plan to work, Lin Mian Mian has to sacrifice a lot.


    "No... It''s all right. It is still usual nausea. Don''t worry," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "But Master Lin, you have been overworking yourself for a lot these days. Taking a break once will not hurt," Lu Mao insisted.


    Lin Mian Mian thought of what Lu Mao said and agreed to it. After all, he is indeed feeling uncomfortable today. Aside from the dizzyness, his stomach also feels somewhat bloated. He recalled the food he ate last night and found nothing peculiar. Lu Mao and the maids are very strict on his diet so he knows that he didn''t eat anything bad.


    While he was thinking about what possibilities caused this event, a sudden announcement came knocking on their door. It seems that Yin Mei Mei wanted to invite Lin Mian Mian over for tea. Lin Mian Mian could not help but smirk after hearing the summon. It seems that his plan is doing very well.


    Another fact from Lin Mian Mian''s current inconsistencies is that he never visited Yin Mei Mei. One reason is that they departed in bad terms last time, and the second is to call the mouse on the bait. Lin Mian Mian has changed from the usual innocent unbreakable plate to a shady scheming wife with intentions so Yin Mei Mei will be alarmed. He thought that he needed a month for this thing to happen.


    "Then, tell her that I am going," Lin Mian Mian responded.


    Lu Mao said in a worried tone, "But Master Lin, your body..."


    "Don''t worry. We will be riding the sedan over," Lin Mian Mian appeased the child. "This is the chance that we have been waiting. I don''t want to waste it."


    With nothing more to change his mind, Lu Mao followed Lin Mian Mian''s order. He told the messenger that brought the summon that Lin Mian Mian will come and visit the Yin Wife. Lin Mian Mian did not take the time to prepare and departed. After an hour, both the masters of the Yin and Lin Courtyards are having some nice tea in the backyard.


    Yin Mei Mei is the most favorite wife before Lin Mian Mian so obviously her Courtyard is fancier than the other ladies from the harem. Just by stepping on the gates, one could see how well mended and taken good care of her property. The number of maids around the area is also not less than a dozen, gallantly exposing her riches.


    Even though the area is smaller compared to Lin Mian Mian''s, it won when it comes to landscaping.


    Though, Lin Mian Mian liked his courtyard despite its state. At least, in that place, he needs to worry about ''pollution''. The close to nature environment is also good for his health and it brought a fantasy-like vibe for a modern person like him. Yin Mei Mei''s courtyard did not cause any envy, instead, it made him realize how artificial the people in this area are.


    Artificial like plastic - non-biodegradable and the main causes of pollution.


    Yin Mei Mei prepared the grand hall for Lin Mian Mian. She made sure that the place they are saying is shouting gold and riches. If it was other concubines, they will surely feel jealous because of their incompetence. She never thought that Lin Mian Mian will not react that seeing ''normal''. After all, when it comes to riches, even though Lin Mian Mian is poor in modern times, he had already seen the ''riches'' from the books and televisions.


    Mere porcelain that is made of clay can''t be compared to a million-dollar bill. Unless it becomes antique...


    "I heard that Sister Lin has been busy these days. I thought I would never have the chance to invite you over," Yin Mei Mei said with her oh-so coquettish voice.


    Lin Mian Mian gave her an indulging smile. "Ah no, how would I miss ''Sister Yin''s'' invitation? It''s just these days I have been feeling great and energetic."


    "Oh... Energetic you say?" Yin Mei Mei smiled very sweetly. "What made Sister Lin energetic? I heard that you have been sickly the past weeks. Maybe the physician handed you some magical cure?"


    "Magical cure? It''s impossible," Lin Mian Mian chuckled with his hand covering the smirk on his mouth. "I have been sickly since I am young. The physicians said that my system is weak due to my body constitution. It''s almost impossible to cure it."


    He made a sad gesture as though mourning for the dead. He made an effort of fluttering his eyes and let a small drop of water to fall from the side of his eyes. He pretended to be pitiful while showing that these tears are just made out of crocodile. Even the maids could see that he is acting.


    "That''s sad," Yin Mei Mei said while sneering on her said.


    She gave Lin Mian Mian with a worried look but actually, she is cursing him non-stop. Since that accident that happened near the Emperor''s study, Yin Mei Mei knows that Lin Mian Mian is a scheming white lotus. All this weak acting is just a facade for people to side with him using sympathy. It seems that this btch is already showing his colors ba.


    He must be afraid that he is losing favor.


    "But somehow it is weird ba," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "What is weird?" Yin Mei Mei asked.


    "After Sister Yin gifted me the tea, somehow, I am feeling all right. It seems that Sister Yin''s tea is compatible with me," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "You flatter me too much. That tea is created by my family. It indeed has medicinal effects but I never thought that Sister Lin likes it," Yin Mei Mei said.


    Suddenly, the glint on her eyes shone visibly. Lin Mian Mian caught the sparkling schemes of the green tea bitch and held himself from laughing out loud. Instead, he showed that he liked the tea genuinely with a great smile. He made sure that he looks like someone ''addicted'' to it. Yin Mei Mei somehow believed his acting and made her maids bring some sacks for Lin Mian Mian.


    "Aside from the effects, the taste is also good," Lin Mian Mian added. "I have tasted some tea before but this one tastes great. I would like to offer this to the emperor once he comes back-"


    "NO!" Yin Mei Mei suddenly shouted.


    Lin Mian Mian frowned. "No?"


    "Oh, I mean, he he," Yin Mei Mei cutely knocked her head with a small punch. "This tea... I could also give the emperor some portion when he returns. Just tell me when you wanted it."


    "Really? That''s great!" Lin Mian Mian said.


    Yin Mei Mei clenched her hands into a fist under the table. She almost made the emperor infertile! Even though she already has sons from the emperor, it is still not a good thing to have Yan JinLong impotent. Though, if it is done by Lin Mian Mian, maybe the one that will be punished will not be her...


    "Hmmm?" Yin Mei Mei somehow caught something. "Where does that smell comes from?"


    Yin Mei Mei looked at Lin Mian Mian since the scent is from him. Lin Mian Mian raised the scented pouch hidden under his clothes. The scent of the herbs got stronger now that it is out in the open.


    "Sister Fu gave this as a gift," Lin Mian Mian inhaled the soothing smell. "Smells great, right?"


    "Ah, the Fu Family is best in making scented pouches. She also gave me one a long time ago," Yin Mei Mei muttered. "Wait a minute, I''ll have my maids to serve us with refreshments..."


    While Yin Mei Mei is commanding her maids with whatnots, Lin Mian Mian remained on the side. He returned the pouch inside his clothes feeling good from the scent. He wanted to add some orders to show his interest in Yin Mei Mei''s drugged food when suddenly he felt his stomach churn weirdly. It wasn''t painful but the feeling is close when you wanted to take some poop.


    Yes, it seems that he needs to do number two.


    But what now? Should he just stand up and ask the lady for the nearest dumping site or just sit still and wait since they are close to the ending? And of all the time, why does he need to dump some shit right now? This never happened before and the timing is not good. Lu Mao who has been guarding on the said noticed his master''s large beads of sweat.


    "Master Lin?" Lu Mao called his master with a hush. "What''s the matter?"


    "My stomach... hurts," Lin Mian Mian forced some words behind clenched teeth.


    Lu Mao frowned. "It hurts? What about the ba-"


    "No, it''s not that kind of hurt. I wanted to..." to take some shit.


    Lu Mao realized what his master meant with a nod and looked at Yin Mei Mei on the opposite view. He asked, "Should I ask the Yin Lady for an excuse?"


    "That... what will you ask?" Lin Mian Mian could fell that something is coming out from his back.


    "Well... what would Master Lin want to ask?" Lu Mao could see his master controlling the back part. Lin Mian Mian is obviously fidgeting.


    "What... I want to ask..."


    Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooopopopopopop-!


    Lin Mian Mian shifted his position in hopes of controlling the urge. Who would have thought that that move gave way to the locked power to be released? In that instance, a loud and long sound of fart was heard on the silent courtyard. Even Yin Mei Mei who is busy scheming could not help but to stop talking and give Lin Mian Mian a stare.


    Did he just fart?


    Lin Mian Main''s face remained emotionless - he is already unattached from the world. How could he, the graceful Lin Mian Mian, fart in front of these people? The shame that he is feeling is over the top. The dump that he thought that he needed is just a long loud fart. Lin Mian Mian tried to save the situation by chuckling a bit.


    "Oh my, bad gases. Seems like the tea is detoxifying all the bad gases-"


    Boop-!


    Another fart! Lin Mian Mian did not do anything! It seems that there are still some leftover gases left on his stomach. He chuckled again while fanning his sweat-filled face with his hand. If it was just the sound, then the farting is still okay. But the smell around him is starting to smell bad like rotten eggs...


    "Ah, my bad-"


    Bruuupop-!


    Boppupuppp-!


    Braaaapppppp!


    Lin Mian Mian never thought that his butt could make such sounds! Maybe if combined he could make a farting orchestra?


    Lin Mian Mian no longer said a word as his face blackened. Yes, he is the one who farted, and it seems that there are still some incoming farts to arrive. He thought that asking Yin Mei Mei that he will take some dump is non-lethal compared to his farting.


    At least, that one is done in private.


    "Ah... um..." Yin Mei Mei''s nose could smell the concocted wonders of rotten eggs and molded socks. "That..."


    Lin Mian Mian smiled deeply and said, "This lady will excuse for now. I''m sorry for..."


    "It''s okay, It''s okay," Yin Mei Mei did not stop the person from leaving. This is the first time that she wanted to drive Lin Mian Mian away. "Sister Lin must take good care of it..."


    "Of course, then please excuse this lady..."


    After Lin Mian Mian left the gates, who knows which among the two persons are faster from running away. Was it Yin Mei Mei who almost fainted from the smokes of an atomic bomb? Or the red-faced Lin Mian Mian who keeps on farting for the whole day?

 037 : The Emperor’s Bed Status

    Everyone knows about the farting episode.


    The ones who spread it out describe the event wonderfully as though it is a legend of the ancient past. The beautiful words that describe a person''s farting are indeed very majestic that even the Empress Dowager could not help but want to write it on the record. Lin Mian Mian''s orchestrated farting is just the best in the world.


    "Like the winds from the northern mountains, the sound of the rumbling was akin to a dragon''s snore! The vibrations it caused made the people silent from waiting, wondering when the next one will come-"


    Lin Mian Mian threw the pamphlet that contained the poems for the farting god. His face is already black from the shame that he received from the earlier encounter, added by the flames of these people who thought that his farting is an adorable joke.


    Adorable? What is adorable with that? Was farting such a cute thing that you have some free time writing about it? Why not try to learn some tax reforms than writing about such useless gas? You could have created some godly idea than to become so enthusiastically artistic like this!


    SUCH A WASTE OF TALENT!


    #Everyone is teasing me. Internet people, how to deal with this? T_T #


    Lin Mian Mian paced around for a while before sitting down on the nearby chair. Lu Mao just entered the room carrying a tray when he found pieces of crumpled paper scattered unto the corner. He made a praying gesture and thought that whoever wrote those ''wonderful poems'' must be courting death. Let''s wait for a while before Lin Mian Mian''s mood swings will suddenly order the people to kill that scholar.


    Seeing his master puffing his cheeks like an angry squirrel, Lu Mao quickly entered his role. Though his master looks very cute with his appearance, he must consider that any strong emotions might be harmful to the baby. He must appease him quickly or it will give unwanted results.


    "Master Lin, I brought the green mangoes that you asked," Lu Mao showed the sour-smelling unpeeled fruit. "Would Master want to eat it here or to the pavilion?"


    Lin Mian Mian''s keen senses had already smelled the fruit earlier and could not help but to have his mouth water. He gulped his saliva down as he stood up to see the fruit. His bad mood was easily lifted as he chose the mango to eat by size. Lu Mao watched Lin Mian Mian took the largest and probably the sourest piece among the fruits.


    "I can already taste this one by just the smell," Lin Mian Mian said with starry eyes. "I''ll just eat it here. No need for unnecessary things. Wait, I''ll help you peel it..."


    "O-Okay," Lu Mao was not able to make a move when Lin Mian Mian just peeled the mango.


    With skilled hands, Lin Mian Mian gracefully peeled the fruit and then sliced it to strips. Lu Mao took this chance to bring the condiments on the side table. Lin Mian Mian busied himself as he peels fruit and eats them with delight, ignoring the mess that he created. Lu Mao could not help but heave a sigh as he watches his Master Lin enjoy eating.


    Pregnant people sure look very blessed and happy.


    Lu Mao could not help but recall the words Lin Mian Mian told them on that day. After knowing the tea and cookies was poisoned, then why would they master want to consume it? Is he not afraid that it will affect the baby? When they thought that Lin Mian Mian wanted to give up the life of the seedling, Lin Mian Mian''s words made them look at him with amazement.


    That plan is very effective. Though, they could only do it once.


    Failure is not an option.


    Despite the wonders of the farting episode, Lin Mian Mian did not shy out and hide back to his house again. Instead, he became more active and unrestrained; even used that incident as a conversational opener.


    Actually, they all know that Lin Mian Mian is somewhat ashamed of that accident so they are using it to gain the upper hand. Little did they know that Lin Mian Mian is more worried about his growing tummy than the bad gases.


    At the end of the third week, Lin Mian Mian noticed the changes in his body. The nausea is no longer frequent than usual but it was replaced by some obvious signs like his feet getting swollen or his stomach growing a slight bulge. At a glance, nobody will notice his stomach''s weird bump.


    But who knows if it can still be covered when it grows more...


    Though, Lin Mian Mian seems to be relaxed even after knowing this fact since his plan is getting closer to the next phase. What he only needed is an event that could be used to highlight his ''incompetence''.


    By incompetence, he meant by showing how disagreeable he could be.


    He is planning on whatever shitty thing he could think just to involve the persons that should be punished. He was on his idle thinking when the Empress Dowager suddenly summoned him to the court. Lin Mian Mian wondered the reason and thought that the Empress Dowager just missed him.


    Well, experiencing from the past events, the Empress Dowager must be missing him...


    The Empress Dowager saw the dazed expression of the thirteenth wife and could not help but to feel helpless.


    Ah, this child is really naive ah.


    It is good to be innocent but having that trait inside the palace will only give the master doom...


    Lin Mian Mian was invited to the court but the Empress Dowager brought him to a nearby pavilion. He is still thinking about what the dowager wanted when he was suddenly surprised by a big meal before him. If it was before, he would have accepted the food. But right now, the intense scent made his nose wrinkle.


    The Empress Dowager of course knows the ''glutton'' of Lin Mian Mian before so she prepared everything from the appetizers up to the desserts. Even though it is a thoughtful message, Lin Mian Mian''s change of taste made it taste bland.


    He suddenly wanted to vomit.


    Though, the dowager did not notice his discomfort at all and treated his actions as though he is embarrassed. She somewhat understood his actions as being shy from that little ''gas'' episode. He must be thinking of burying himself to a hole to avoid people''s gaze. Anyways, Lin Mian Mian sat face to face with the Lady.


    The two people made a few pleasantries about the good weather and whatever. The Empress Dowager confessed that she missed seeing Lin Mian Mian so she used this free time to chat with him. Lin Mian Mian already know that the Empress Dowager only wanted to get close to him so he just let the event happen.


    Well, isn''t it a bit unusual for an in-law to like his or her child''s companion?


    They are just happily chatting when the conversation suddenly made a sudden U-turn. It was too much that the rider of the racecar flew up while the vehicle tumbled around - crashed with a smell of smoke and gas. Anyone who is not prepared surely will die in this incident.


    It all started when a breeze of wind decided to bring a warm but refreshing air. It made a pass through towards Lin Mian Mian that made the scent from his pouch to scatter. The Empress Dowager nearby smelled the nice scent and somehow made some reminiscence. That scent made her remember some good old memories.


    "That smell..." The Empress Dowager spoke. Her smile looks like a teenager who just received the first time sweetness.


    "E-eh? What smell?" Lin Mian Mian, though, suddenly becomes alert.


    He smelled around to detect ''the smell''. But, he didn''t fart. Where could the smell come from?


    "It seems that you made friends of Lady Fu," The Empress Dowager continued. "If I am not wrong, that scent could only be made by the Fu Family."


    "..." Nodding dumbly, Lin Mian Mian realized what the lady meant.


    So it wasn''t his fart...


    "Y-yes, we chat sometimes."


    Concubine Fu XiaoSan only visited his courtyard once. ''Sometimes'' seems to be a bit exaggerated. It would be more precise to say that they just only met and made some small chat the other day. The Lady hummed in approval.


    "She is a good girl but a bit stubborn. She has some great guts and proud. She never gifts just anyone so it seems that she likes you."


    "Really?" Lin Mian Mian dryly chuckled. "Well, it does seem like that..."


    "To think of it, I remembered having that one before," the Lady made a sweet smile while showing an embarrassed expression. "Ah, those days are really something ah..."


    Lin Mian Mian just finished eating three bowls of meat-filled dumplings. It was his favorite food before, and still now, but it has become his cravings. He could eat it but he wasn''t allowed to eat too much. Lu Mao''s strict diet plan made him miss those days when he could just gleefully eats whatever he wanted.


    Well, anyway, since he is here, might as well have a cheat day. He''s sure the baby will like it too.


    Unborn Baby Bun: Yay~~


    Munching cutely until his cheeks went round, Lin Mian Mian dipped the cute white dumplings to a slightly spicy soy sauce then ate it fully in one bite. Nom~, like he is a monster villain. He is too focused on eating that whatever the Empress Dowager says, he will just nod to show that he is listening.


    Between eating and talking, of course, nobody will choose to talk.


    Though, the Empress Dowager did not mind the disrespect. Rather, she is too absorb on tracing her memory line. She would look at Lin Mian Mian sweetly then drink some tea. It is obvious from her dazed expression that her memories only contained the best of her life.


    The moment she finished her trip to the past, she suddenly muttered, "Ah, my pregnancy is really a difficult but a fun phase..."


    However, the thirteenth wife who is not listening fully and only heard the word ''pregnancy'', is, unfortunately, drinking some tea to ease his throat. This sudden trigger made him choke spilling the tea all over the table. The Lady was surprised by his reaction that she quickly returned to Earth.


    The servants that were watching on the sidelines quickly helped the concubine. Lin Mian Mian coughed a bit intensely that the Lady has to go over on his side to pat his back.


    "My Child, are you all right? Is there something wrong?" She asked, patting Lin Mian Mian''s back soothingly.


    "N-no, I... *coughs*... I just choke on t-tea-" He is genuinely surprised. Did the dowager suddenly ask him about his pregnancy? Does she know about it?


    Lin Mian Mian suddenly paled. He is sure that he has been careful. He made sure that nobody will see his symptoms or some other signs that could give his secret out.


    The Lady wanted to give Lin Mian Mian to drink some water to ease his throat when she realized that Lin Mian Mian actually choked on liquid. This made the air a bit awkward as the Dowager returned to her position. Lin Mian Mian finally recovered from the ill-death cough then asked the Empress Dowager carefully.


    "This Lady, Mother, what do you mean by pregnancy?"


    The Empress Dowager looked at Lin Mian Mian''s pale face questionably then remembered her last words. She quickly told Lin Mian Mian about her experience in child labor. This includes stuff about morning sickness, swelling feet, the dull pain whenever the kid kicks, and the painful feeling of letting the child out.


    Lin Mian Mian sighed in relief when he heard her words and thought that he must be just overthinking things.


    Right, he should not think too much of it. Lin Mian Mian quickly forgot the ordeal and hunted the next meat on the table...


    The food made from the palace tastes really good especially the cooks of the Empress Dowager. They have quite a good impression towards Lin Mian Mian so they especially made a banquet for the thirteenth wife to eat. Most of the dishes were made from peaches to which the Empress Dowager requested. She knows that Lin Mian Mian liked this fruit so she ordered the kitchen to cook more.


    Who would have thought that on their one hour of chat, Lin Mian Mian did not touch any of the peaches?


    The Lady thought that Lin Mian Mian is just saving his favorites to eat later so she did not ask the person. But as the bowls of dumplings and rice cakes were slowly being consumed, the still untouched peaches highlighted their importance.


    No matter how much a person keeps the best for the last rule, Lin Mian Mian should have at least tasted them once, right?


    She took a plate of peaches to show at Lin Mian Mian. The ger simply looked at the dish and told the Lady that he is already full so he could not eat the dish now. Though, this could only be believable if only Lin Mian Mian is still not stuffing some rice cakes on his mouth.


    So, this person is already full?


    The Empress Dowager looked at Lin Mian Mian suspiciously. She felt that there is something different about the ger. It could be said that a woman''s intuition is always right. And once they hit the point, the jackpot will always come with a price. She observed Lin Mian Mian more and noticed that the ger would avoid any dishes that have peaches on it.


    If this is not subconscious avoidance, then what is it? Isn''t peaches Lin Mian Mian''s favorite food?


    Maybe the peaches did not taste good? She tried eating one and thought that it was made well. She has trust in the chefs in her yard so they should be doing their best considering that a guest will be eating the meal. It means that if there is a problem, that would be Lin Mian Mian.


    A feeling weighted on her heart as she continued eating the peach dishes. The thought lingered on her mind as she stared at Lin Mian Mian''s cinnabar. The color of the object is pink so it tells that Lin Mian Mian is just an average ger. However, it did not say that it is impossible to conceive a child.


    Yan JinLong has been spending the night with Lin Mian Mian before the trouble in the borders arrived. Calculating the days, the Lady estimated that this time some symptoms of pregnancy should show.


    What are the signs? She is more familiar with it, after all, she is a mother. She knows what kind of changes the body would feel.


    This is Lin Mian Mian''s first pregnancy so he must not know that he is pregnant yet. And seeing how he becomes picky about foods, probably he is on the stage of craving right? The thought of Lin Mian Mian being pregnant made the Lady happy. Though, she did not intend to surprise the ger since such reality might cause him to feel fear.


    Lin Mian Mian is unaware of the thoughts of the mother and that his cover was seen by the woman''s intuition. So when the Empress Dowager called him, Lin Mian Mian just dazedly looked up. The Lady gestured Lin Mian Mian to come closer because she has something to say. Lin Mian Mian made a confused look as he leaned to the table.


    "Hey, tell me," the Lady whispered. "Has my son been doing good in the bed?"


    "Good in what?" Lin Mian Mian''s loudly repeated the question.


    "Shh, lower your voice," the woman insisted. "You see, I was wondering if he has worked hard and..."


    The woman gestured to look at Lin Mian Mian''s tummy. There is no bulge but the possibility of life growing is not little. Lin Mian Mian wanted to say that he and Yan JinLong did not actually cultivate during those nights but he could not just reveal this secret.


    Plus, Yan JinLong did indeed hit the jackpot on the first shoot...


    "M-mother, what are you saying?" Lin Mian Mian tried to hide the sourness that he felt from suddenly being close to exposure. "Even though we...um... well on those nights, it still not enough to conceive..."


    "Why not? I mean, we did not know yet right? How about we ask for a physician-"


    "M-mother, mother, wait," Lin Mian Mian stopped the harbinger. "Let''s not be hasty, okay?"


    "Am I being hasty? No, we are not," she said. "We are just checking if there is life inside you. We do not know what might happen, might as well see if there is a result. This will not harm you if there is none, and if there is then..."


    "It is impossible to conceive," Lin Mian Mian declared.


    "Hush, my child, there is no impossible in this world. Even though your cinnabar is light-colored, you could still have a child after many trials. Knowing my son well, you both should have it-"


    "We didn''t do it," Lin Mian Mian hastily said.


    "You didn''t do what?" The Lady questioned back.


    "Um... in those nights... we are not actually doing it."


    "What do you mean?"


    Lin Mian Mian pursed his lips. Yan JinLong knows that he was just being drugged and Lin Mian Mian just barely escaped from it. Now that the Empress Dowager will know about it, what kind of result will he find?


    NOTE: I saw someone posting this to Wattpad


    Hahahahha Though that post is properly credited to me, it is still weird to see a second work on the same site. Hahahhahh so Yeah, this is posted earlier in Wattpad then will be posted here after a few days. I schedule the chapters so yeah... So I hope I won''t encounter the same event again Hahahha well if it do happen then I''ll just stop posting here hahahha

 038 : A Cup Of Poisoned Tea Please

    No intercourse means no child formation.


    This union can be fully explained by science. Lin Mian Mian learned it in his biology class when he was still in middle school. Though the current time is not that advance yet, the old people know that childbirth works that way.


    One should be a farmer while the other will become the land. If there is no seedling, then there will not be a plant.


    The Empress Dowager knows that logic very well.


    Humans cannot reproduce asexually; even the third gender is not an exception. If nothing happened between them, then, it is normal for Lin Mian Mian to not get pregnant. However, what is not normal is Yan JinLong. This is the first time that he didn''t do ''anything'' despite the food being served upfront.


    This is different from what is known by the masses.


    Were not the rumors about the two being very intimate is widely being discussed? It is said that the emperor would rather want to go stay rolling with his wife than to do his work. Even the poor Minister Chang has to cover the man for it during the morning sessions.


    The wife is too good in bed that the emperor could not resist.


    But in reality, there is really nothing? Then, what the hell are these two doing in their room? Just sleeping together? Maybe telling stories or doing some pillow fight? Do these two think that they are just camping? They are married for goodness'' sake!


    Yet, Yan JinLong''s unusual abstinence made the Empress Dowager looks at Lin Mian Mian in a new light. Even though there is no consummation, it doesn''t mean that they have no feelings for each other. There is no doubt that Yan JinLong and Lin Mian Mian has a special connection that seeing them together is like a puzzle piece being completed.


    They are harmonious in any angle you look. They do quarrel, and sometimes the emperor goes teasing the wife, yet it did not look odd. It seems that the appearance of this ger made her fuccboi son change for the better.


    Not doing anything for a month is already an achievement.


    Maybe she should send some regards to her son as an award?


    Well, after all, self-control is something that cannot be obtained without a determined will. Yan JinLong enduring is genuinely impossible. Lin Mian Mian is a meal served, yet, he did not eat it whole. Maybe he bit something here and there but that is all.


    He did not want to capture the other person like picking up new clothes. He wanted to cultivate their relationship until such time that the food will offer itself for him to eat. Though there is consent during the consummation of his harem, such action has no real feelings.


    It was for the sake of the nation. The Emperor is responsible for keeping his land high above, as well as to prepare the leader of the next generation. A concubine that could bear sons to the emperor will flourish. Yet, here comes Lin Mian Mian whom Yan JinLong did not coerce on the same field.


    It means that for Yan JinLong, Lin Mian Mian did not need to give him a son.


    What he wanted is Lin Mian Mian himself.


    This realization is also the same as before. The original Lin Mian Mian was favored by the Empress Dowager because she can see that Yan JinLong has no need of an offspring from him. A baby is a blessing but they don''t need such a gift to realize that they loved each other.


    However, to become an Empress, Lin Mian Mian should be able to have one.


    It is a must.


    This has become the conflict of the past that made the broken-hearted emperor break his treasure. He loved that person very much that he almost wished to die on the same bed. Yet, responsibility comes first. He must be crazy to think that he has enough power to eliminate the tradition without disrupting the order.


    If he could not get him, might as well destroy him until nobody will look at him... until he is the only one left to watch him...


    En, the original Lin Mian Mian did not know it. The Emperor would always watch him afar, afraid of coming closer - afraid of hurting him again. The Emperor knows what he did is wrong but he is still human after all. Regret will always come after committing the mistake.


    That is why he did not seek forgiveness. He just gave Lin Mian Mian the peaceful life that he needed. But what the emperor did not know is that this ''quiet peacefulness'' only brought the ger to extreme loneliness to the point of madness.


    This led to the inevitable suicide.


    The Empress Dowager is Yan JinLong''s mother so she knows his son very well. This action of taking good care of someone means that he finally settled down. Now that things had become clear, then as a mother she should prepare for her son''s arrival. What good gift could be given for two lovers...


    While the lady is sitting on the other page, Lin Mian Mian is residing on a completely different book. The reason why nothing happened between them is not because of some magical shit like Yan JinLong''s abstinence. He could still not forget the feeling of suddenly earning a good arm muscle formation due to that ''excessive'' pumping!


    The cause of this unprecedented ''abstinence'' is due to his ministrations. Though Yan JinLong already confronted him about it, the Lady did not need to know the events. Hurting the emperor is already a deadly crime. And as a mother, knowing that her child is drugged, the empress dowager will surely not look at Lin Mian Mian kindly again.


    Fortunately, the Lady did not inquire further. The talk about the sex life of the emperor is a sensitive topic. Even though she approved of her son''s goodwill, she did not want other people to hear about the bed business. Walls have ears so she did not dare to continue.


    She had long forgotten about the peaches being ignored by Lin Mian Mian after knowing her son''s real intention towards Lin Mian Mian. This made the other person sigh in relief as his hand subconsciously caressed his belly. Though hidden, the Empress Dowager still caught the small action.


    She remembered Lin Mian Mian''s gas outburst a few days ago and wondered if the ger had eaten something bad. Gases won''t come out smelly if there is nothing wrong. Lin Mian Mian''s health is known to be frail and weak since young. Eating something that is a bit indigestible is already not good for his health.


    Thinking about this, the Empress Dowager become worried. Suddenly reaching out, Lin Mian Mian stopped eating when the Empress Dowager rested her palm to his hand that is currently picking up some food. He looked up to see the almost crying eyes of the lady that made her look pitiful.


    She looks like she is being bullied.


    "Mother, what is wrong?" Lin Mian Mian hastily asked.


    Even though he did nothing wrong, he did not want people to see this scene. One picture has a thousand words that are enough to tell a story. But it doesn''t mean that it is enough to convey the truth. One wrong word can make the truth twisted. He did not want to look like he is bullying his mother-in-law.


    "This child, please forgive this mother. I''ve been so busy recently that I haven''t taken good care of you," the lady replied.


    "I am fine, mother. You don''t have to ask forgiveness," Lin Mian Mian heaved a defeated sigh. "Actually, this lady should not worry. I am already a grown-up. I can do lots of things all by myself."


    "No, you are too humble. You don''t have to be careful around mother," the lady insists.


    She can see how the child is so respectful and soft. Lin Mian Mian did not grow up with a mother. He must be feeling shy to have one around now.


    "Don''t keep any secrets from mother, okay?" She said.


    Lin Mian Mian nodded slowly. Mother, I am sorry. Even though I know you are kind, some things should be kept hidden.


    "Mother... what made you think that I am keeping a secret? Did I do something... wrong?"


    In just one sitting, the Empress Dowager guessed ten truths out of his five lies. He wondered if the lady knows something or is just guessing. Lin Mian Mian heard that a woman''s intuition is not something you should joke about. Their ability to predict is much more efficient than the fortune-tellers.


    "I heard about the event a few days ago..."


    "Ah-" Lin Mian Mian realized the ''event''. His face slightly emitted a blush. "That is... I ate something bad..."


    "What? Are your servants not taking good care of you?" The lady exclaimed. "They are so careless! How could they let you eat something bad-"


    "Mother, don''t be angry. It is not their fault. Actua-"


    A ''ding'' suddenly sounded on his ears. Lin Mian Mian lowered his head to hide his smirk, softly massaging the empress dowager''s hand. The lady felt a sudden comfort by the massage as her anger immediately subsided. Seeing the sober lady, Lin Mian Mian continued his orchestration.


    "Actually, it is due to a cleansing drink," Lin Mian Mian stated.


    Yeah, cleansing drink - the one that could sterilize his womb completely.


    "A cleansing drink? Why would you drink one? Is the palace food not to your liking?"


    "No, mother. The food in the palace is delicious," Lin Mian Mian said.


    He added some words saying that the food tasted first class he could not stop eating after tasting a bit. After pointing out the good things about the palace, he then showed a lonely expression. He even slacked his shoulders and pouted his lips to show that he is not feeling well.


    "It just pains my heart that the person that I liked *coughs* only a bit though *coughs* is not here," a crocodile tear formed on the tips of his eyelashes, threatening to fall down. He hiccuped a few times before lowering his mood to the worst level of sadness.


    "Just by thinking that his majesty is in danger, I could not eat well..."


    The said majesty that has been patrolling the borders with all of his dedication: "Achoo-"


    "I still eat a few..."


    No, it is actually a lot that the baby thinks that its mother is trying to make him fat.


    "But it seems that my body is too stressed to work properly..."


    His body is doing very fine. What stress? Isn''t he lazily spending his days in luxury?


    "I am so worried about his majesty..."


    Well, this is the only truth he said.


    The ger sneaked a peek and saw the empress dowager showing a distressed expression. As if on cue, Lin Mian Mian smiled reassuringly. His gestures showed that he is ''showing that he is fine but is actually not'' that made the lady fall more.


    Time to plant the trap.


    "Don''t worry, mother. Due to this tea, recently, I am feeling alright. I don''t feel bad anymore and my appetite also improved. I like drinking that tea a lot. Maybe mother should try drinking it," Lin Mian Mian said.


    "Really? Then who sent you the tea? It is your recommendation so I am sure it tasted good," the Empress Dowager nodded.


    "It was Sister Yin Mei Mei. She gifted it to me the other day."


    "Mei Mei? Oh, I remember that their family focused on tea making. Though they did not have my favorite, their tea business is indeed booming. Most of the households have their product."


    Oh? Then, that''s good. If this plan will work then not only Yin Mei Mei but the whole Yin Family will be implicated. Lin Mian Mian did not feel any mercy since the whole family is filled with scums. Yin Mei Mei is just an instrument to use.


    "Also, she is very good at cooking, mother. Sister Yin really thinks a lot of me. She sends pastries every day for me to have a taste. Very delicious, I am almost addicted to it."


    "Then I will also have a taste. The way you talk makes me want to eat it now!"


    The initial input has been placed. For the rest of the day, Lin Mian Mian did not stop highlighting Yin Mei Mei''s significance to his life. Of course, he made it in a way that the other person will think that he is just casually talking about it. But these subtle hints are enough to create a suggestive image that would be useful to the future.

 039 : The Diminishing Zusha Shi (Part 1)

    Time flies when people are happy.


    The Empress Dowager and Lin Mian Mian did not notice the time. They are just casually chatting, just talking about daily gossips and food facts. It has been a long time for the Lady to feel relaxed. Every day, she has to deal with the court and all the political shits so these small talks with the ger feel very leisurely.


    Also, Lin Mian Mian is a bona fide chatterbox. He can always think of a topic without a stop, answering, and adding comments to the Lady''s words. The Lady only met with Lin Mian Mian after he entered the harem so she did not know that this boy is very noisy. His elegant and noble stature is indeed very deceiving.


    Though this trait is not owned by the original but the transmigrator.


    When Lin Mian Mian is young, he is often reprimanded by his teachers. He is smart and obedient but so noisy! The teacher talks so do he. The anchorman reports the news, so does he. The movie tells a story, and so does he! He just loves talking that the people around him almost wanted to sew his mouth!


    But Lin Mian Mian only does this to the people he is comfortable with. Besides, he has been repressed by the role of the ''original'' so all of it accumulated and released it in one go. Anyways, the dowager did not hate it. She also likes to talk and gossip so this trait matched both of them well.


    "I always wonder why I did not see any animals around," Lin Mian Mian chuckled. "Behind the courtyard, there are wild rabbits and some snakes. But I did not see a single dog inside the palace. It seems that his highness is afraid of dogs."


    "He is not afraid of them. But he was bitten when he is still young. He can still endure when there are dogs around but he won''t interact with them if not needed," the lady said.


    "Fufufu, then I know what I will do," Lin Mian Mian planned sinisterly.


    The Empress Dowager saw the naughtiness of Lin Mian Mian and could not help but to chuckle. She can feel the happiness coming from the youth. One can easily see what he is planning to do. Lin Mian Mian knows that he has been caught so he made a ''shh'' gesture to keep it a secret.


    The lady smiled, watching the easy-go-lucky trait of the person before him. The slightly orange late afternoon light is reflected unto him, creating a soft vibrant entity. Lin Mian Mian is already beautiful but this scene made him look ethereal. He has the atmosphere of a foreign entity that has the tendency of flying away. Suddenly, the empress dowager felt a sense of loss coming from that sight.


    Lin Mian Mian, this child, is a free person. If not from the harem locking him in, he might have become a bright person - much brighter than he is now. He has the innate ability to shine. People always have the inclination to follow him, cherish him, and worship him. This...


    This must be the reason why Yan JinLong wanted to own him.


    A group of female servants appeared from the corner. They gestured a bow towards the Empress Dowager and Lin Mian Mian and said that it is already late and the Lady needed to return now. It is just now that the two of them noticed the time. Looking up, they saw the sky darkening from the other side. It seems that they have been chatting for half a day!


    Lin Mian Mian showed a surprised expression. He knows about his chatting ability but he never thought that he managed to do it this long! This is a world record ah!


    "Um... I think I''ve talked too much," Lin Mian Mian sheepishly uttered.


    "No, it''s okay. I had fun," the lady lightly laughed. "Let''s have another chat next time."


    "Of course, if mother insists," Lin Mian Mian nodded.


    Lu Mao appeared after the cue. Lin Mian Mian only brought a few things when he was called so there are not a lot of things to carry. Since Lin Mian Mian''s courtyard is far from the palace, the empress dowager ordered some guards to escort him.


    "But mother, I can do it-"


    "Please don''t refuse. Currently, his highness is not here to watch you. As the person next in authority, I am responsible for your safety," the empress dowager said.


    "It is really fine..."


    The lady did not let the ger refuse and sent him out with the guards. Lin Mian Mian just sighed and accepts the concern. The empress dowager watched the figure of the youth as he walked away. There is a solemn glint coming from her eyes while seeing the liveliness coming from Lin Mian Mian. She never thought that this image would be her last memory of the healthy Lin Mian Mian...


    After the event, the days went as usual. News about the border is constantly being updated by messengers. The lower ministers would review the contents of the messages before sending it to the Empress Dowager. They will then stay on her side to decide which information will be filtered to remain confidential or be told to the public.


    The events on the border are making people on edge. Nobody wanted to hear bad news. If such a thing existed, then the empress dowager will not let the common folks know for the meantime. Hiding the truth is not good but it is much better than letting everyone panic. Later on, she will slowly release the information once a solution is made.


    The letters sent were from the reports of Minister Chang. According to his words, ''the border is still fine but the intensity of the fight had become worst each day''. The soldiers trained by the general were capable but there are still those who got wounded. Fortunately, none of the men died.


    After explaining the situation briefly, the minister requested to send provisions.


    The Empress Dowager did not idle around and prepared whatever is being asked. This is the reason why the palace is busy recently. Every official is doing its best to look for resources. Their life is at stake. Even though they trusted their emperor''s leading capabilities, there is still a limit to human power.


    They have to work together to save their future.


    On the other hand, away from the worldly matters, a beautiful ger is scheming wondrously. Walking around in a red shaded parasol, LIn Mian Mian once again made his daily parade of boastful appearance. The hot weather did not stop the transmigrator in showing his outstanding appearance. He simply looks like an immortal that descended from heaven ah!


    The days before yesterday, yesterday, and maybe tomorrow too - everyone is already expectant to see the ger. It suddenly becomes their daily meal of eye candy. Each day, Lin Mian Mian would wear something simple and light-colored clothes that only made him look very pure and elegant. Added by his caramel-colored irises and warm smile, the level of attractiveness had gone past a hundred score.


    Also, his beauty is not only limited to appearance. Whenever they greet the ger on the way, Lin Mian Mian will always respond. His smile is enough to make everyone have a good day. So it could be said that those people residing nearby the Lin Courtyard are now having the best of their lives due to Lin Mian Mian''s wonderful existence.


    This daily appearance, of course, has a reason. Lin Mian Mian is not someone who would just simply do these excessive actions because he just wanted to greet people or whatever out of blue. Like what he did to the empress dowager, Lin Mian Mian is doing another suggestion to the people. The main highlight is his diminishing cinnabar.


    The reason why he would always show his face is to let people see the sudden decrease in its color.


    At first, it wasn''t noticeable. The reason for that must be because most people will lower their heads upon meeting him. No, don''t get this action wrong. It wasn''t the ''I bow down in respect of a higher official'', but because Lin Mian Mian is too bright to be stared at!


    With that kind of godly beauty, who could look at him straight in the eye without blushing?


    And just thinking of wanting to bed him is already a crime ah! After all, he had been married to the emperor. Any covetous thought will only bring their lives to danger. So in order not to commit it, they rather miss his beauty than sacrifice their precious small lives.


    Though this eventually changed when Lin Mian Mian actively seeks their attention. After witnessing his wonderful smile, everyone thought, ''Who cares about dying ba! Just seeing his face is enough to live a lifetime!''. All of them used this time when the emperor is absent to feast upon the beauty of the Jade Lin.


    Lin Mian Mian is also amiable so the relationship with the people around him is good towards him.


    It was only after a week that somebody noticed his cinnabar getting lighter. The person who pointed this out is a female servant who is accompanying a concubine when they visited Lin Mian Mian for a snack. She thought that it was just a trick in her eyes. However, the other servants think otherwise.


    One simple suspicion passed to another. Words tend to change depending on whoever is telling the story. The careless sharing of fake news brought a wave of unprecedented gossip. This, in turn, had become something like a small match fire spreading out to burn a whole forest.


    After a few days, this gossip reached the ears of Yin Mei Mei. She was surprised after knowing the quick effect of the drug. The amount of the drug placed on the food is only very little to make sure that nobody will detect it if somebody will try to test it. The calculations of the effect should be a month after daily intake.


    How could it take effect after two weeks?


    But then, she remembered how Lin Mian Mian would often ask for the supplies. Lin Mian Mian also has a weak constitution so maybe the addictive drug made him wants to drink the tea and eat the pastries often. His resistance against this kind of material is not good. Thus, the effect is much stronger and reacted faster than what is expected.


    Nobody restricted the people from spreading the gossip while Lin Mian Mian did not deny the fact. He still appears in public like nothing happened that made people wonder if it is true nor not. Every time he goes out, the first that they will look at is his cinnabar.


    There is nothing wrong for the first week, but the people gradually noticed the strain in Lin Mian Mian''s expressions. He is smiling sweetly and kind as usual, but whenever people look at his face, he would often turn his head or cover the location of his cinnabar with his hair. One can easily detect the worried expression as though the ger is trying to hide something.


    When the news reached the palace throne, it is already two weeks later. Lin Mian Mian had long stopped going to the public. The last time the people saw him, the fading mark had become very distinct. They can now tell that something is wrong with the concubine. And by the time that he avoided the masses, the conclusion that the cinnabar mark is gone is true.


    The Empress Dowager was worried after hearing the news. She quickly sent physicians to see Lin Mian Mian''s health. But each of them returns with a sad expression. It seems that the cinnabar is gone!


    How can it be gone?


    The nth physician bowed before the Empress Dowager to show his respect towards the leader. He was sent to the Lin Courtyard to check the condition of the owner of that household. The physicians before him told him that the new wife indeed had lost its fertility. His addition to these consultations is just to prove that fact.


    The best physicians are not around to check upon Lin Mian Mian. Though, these physicians are still considered elite since they are serving under the Imperial household. Their skills in detecting diseases and treating them are already a high class as compared to an average physician in the city. Detecting a ger''s fertility is just a simple feat.


    As usual, the worried Empress Dowager asked the question. "How is the Lin wife?"


    The physician crouched down in a bow, almost doing a dogeza. "This physician had done his best. But as what the other senior physicians had found, the Thirteenth Wife indeed had lost his fertility."


    "But how could that be?" The Lady raised her voice. "What are the possibilities of losing one''s fertility?"


    She could not believe this joke. Though Lin Mian Mian has light-colored cinnabar, it is still possible to give birth. To suddenly lose it... what could''ve happened?


    "That question can be answered by this servant. But there are many factors in this situation. If the Lady wanted to know the answer, this servant will suggest a thorough investigation."


    Of course, the empress dowager already made her secret people investigate. "Tell me what might be the cause of this."


    "Answering your majesty, the possibilities of losing one''s fertility are accidents that affected the lower part of the body, illness, consumption of drugs, and abortion. With the following ideas, this servant already made a test but everything is negative. This servant has no idea how it happened."


    Lin Mian Mian did not encounter any accidents recently so the first action is impossible. The ger is also healthy, almost earning meat after a few weeks of his stay in the palace. Drug consumption is also impossible. Lin Mian Mian will not take that for fun. And abortion... this should be his first pregnancy. There''s no way that he aborted any children.


    Then, what caused his sterilization?


    The Empress Dowager is in deep thought. She is trying to connect some ideas to come up with a reason. While she is in the middle of ideas, a sudden thought hit her. She remembered Lin Mian Mian talking about taking some amount of food...


    When the Empress Dowager is almost a step closer to the truth, a sudden announcement of a eunuch threw her thoughts off. The Lady turned her head to look at a servant kneeling beside the physician. The Empress Dowager is familiar with this kid. He is a servant brought by Jade Lin to serve him.


    The Lady knows that the kid has something to say so she gave her command to let him speak. The boy nodded like a hen pecking the ground before announcing his purpose of destroying the meeting. With a cute milky voice, Lu Mao exclaimed, "The Jade Lin from the Lin Courtyard requested for an open audience with her majesty. The Jade Lin wishes to discuss something!"

 040 : The Diminishing Zusha Shi (Part 2)

    Pale-colored smoke smoothly rises in a thin delicate line like a soul of a descending life. It only needed a little waft to move it in a curve but eventually, it will just return to its peaceful rising state. The smell of sandalwood continued to permit in the air diffusing a wooden and floral blend making people feel calm.


    Yet, no matter how many incense sticks can be lighted, the people inside the room could never feel such tranquility. This is especially concentrated on the person who just finished drawing some blood from Lin Mian Mian''s finger. Two people are sitting in floor cushions while a few servants are stationed in every corner.


    By just sitting there, the ''nth'' physician can feel the desolate emotion coming from the thirteenth wife.


    The drawn blood is then placed in a small vial. Inside the vial is a special liquid mainly used by physicians to measure a person''s fertility. Even though this method is somewhat weird and crude from the perspective of a modern man, this kind of method in this pseudo-set world is quite normal. Lin Mian Mian did not know the science behind it but even his transmigration after death remained a mystery.


    The process of this test is quite easy. All you have to do is to take a few drops of blood from the subject then place it inside the vial. Somehow, the special liquid inside the vial has a non-polar characteristic. Meaning, it will act like how oil and water react. The special liquid is less dense than the blood so the blood will drop to the bottom.


    Once the division between the two liquids is clear, then the physician will add a drop of a catalyst then mix it. There will be a variation in the mixture''s color depending on whatever illness the subject had. If it becomes red then the subject is healthy. If it becomes black then the subject has some terminal illness.


    Lin Mian Mian''s result is violet - it means infertility. It doesn''t have to be a ger, a female, or a male. As long as the result is violet, it means the same thing.


    This result is similar to the results of the physicians who tested Lin Mian Mian before him. They have different methods in testing; using whatever material they are best at using. Yet, no matter how many chances and types, the answers are all the same. If this is in statistics, with all the factors are given and known, then it can only tell one truth.


    Lin Mian Mian will never be able to bear a child.


    "Lady Lin... the results..." The physician lowered his head, unable to continue his words.


    This concubine is only one of the figureheads of the harem. If we talk about the significance, Lin Mian Mian is not the only one. However, somehow, this issue made a lot of people worry about him especially the physicians who initiated the tests. They suddenly feel sad and gloomy after knowing the result.


    They have done this before with their other patients. They feel sad, they feel pity, but it is not to the point of getting affected. After all, despite being a physician, they were totally unrelated. But this becomes different when it comes to Lin Mian Mian.


    Is it because of the influence that he had on the people?


    It should be expected, the physician thought. The gers are known for having a weak body. Though it never happened before that they lost their ability of conceiving, this is still something expected. But he somehow wanted to change the result.


    He wanted to receive a positive answer.


    This ger had suffered so much in a short time. His honorable father died in a war. A month had not passed yet but he was wed inside the palace. It also didn''t take a month for the emperor to leave the borders. And now, something happened to him that caused his ability to conceive to be gone forever...


    At this pace, it is as if fate is trying to eliminate him immediately.


    "I... I understand. I understand it very well," a calm voice said in response. "Thank you."


    The physician looked up. Recently, Lin Mian Mian had been wearing a veil to cover his face. This is to stop people from seeing the missing cinnabar. It was also due to this that proved the rumors. But now, Lin Mian Mian did not wear one. The mark needs to be inspected during the tests.


    Nobody had seen the face of the ger so seeing it again now made the physician stare at him. Subconsciously, the focus of his attention went over to the lower part of Lin Mian Mian''s eye where the cinnabar is found. There should be a pinkish-red dot on that spot but now what is left is a smooth skin void of any past remembrance.


    Lin Mian Mian noticed that physician gazing at his missing mark. As a reaction, he looked sideways to hide the missing mark. His eyes trembled as if he is about to cry. The physician realized his mistake so he quickly lowered his head and bowed with a bang to the floor. He apologized loudly to show that he did not intend to stare at the wife.


    "This servant... this servant did not mean to look..." The physician cried. "This servant apologizes!"


    Lin Mian Mian did not expect the physician to do that. He tried to sit up, planning to help the physician to stand when he suddenly felt a bubble forming on his behind. Instantly, Lin Mian Mian straightened then clamped his back! His reaction suddenly shifted from tears to utter disbelief.


    This reaction, if seen from a different perspective, made Lin Mian Mian look like he''s suffering!


    And that''s what the physician had seen!


    "His Lady, please punish me! This servant is not worthy!" The physician exclaimed.


    The crisp sound of something banging to the floorboards resounded in the whole house. Fortunately, this house is made of wood. If not, Lin Mian Mian will surely see a person who personally brought himself to death by bowing. He never thought that such a thing could happen!


    Lin Mian Mian thought of an answer. "You did nothing wrong. Don''t say such words. If it is something wrong..." It should be me.


    The physician calmed down after hearing his words. Though, he still lowered his head to show his sincerity, also to avoid himself looking at that spot. At this point, Lin Mian Mian thanked the physician for retaining the posture since his face is now showing that he is about to burst!


    "Then, this servant wanted to pursue the reason for his Lady''s incident. If the Lady permits, please allow this servant to ask questions about his lady''s daily activities. This will help this servant to solve this problem..."


    He waited for Lin Mian Mian''s response while still having his whole body lowered. After a while, he heard a sigh then after are slight movements as though the other person stood up. Seeing that the other person will not look up, Lin Mian Mian made a beeline towards his room!


    The physician can''t see but he can feel the hurried steps. Though he did not dare to stand afraid that it will give more problems to the Lady. Only after hearing a door closing and a tap on his shoulders did he move from his position. The person sitting before him is now gone. It seems that Lin Mian Mian left and went to his room.


    Lu Mao is the one who tapped his shoulders. The child made a slight bowing gesture concerning the older person. The physician observed the expression of the kid. Lu Mao somewhat has a straight professional face for a kid his age, but looking closely one can see some redness from the rims of his eyes as though he is about to cry.


    "Master Lin apologizes for leaving suddenly. I hope our Sir could understand," Lu Mao relayed the message. "Master Lin wanted to rest. Master had been restless for the past few days and..."


    "You don''t have to worry, I understand," the physician stated. "Well, I wanted to know what happened to Lady Lin before the event. You are his most trusted aid, right? Then tell me everything."


    Lu Mao obliged the question and answered them truthfully, like how he answered the other physicians when they asked the same question. Only after the physician is satisfied with the information he collected did he decided to leave.


    Lu Mao escorted the physician up to the gate and waited until the person is gone before he ran back inside the house and closed the doors shut. He headed straight to the corner where the incense sticks are burning properly. He picked them up once and turned them upside down then buried them in the ash. The incense sticks are quickly extinguished while the scent is slowly fading.


    The illusion also faded like a mist above a pond.


    "It took him a while to leave," Lu Mao stated.


    Lin Mian Mian, who hid to release some gases, walked out from his room then headed back to his former spot. Zhao Yue quickly places a cup of warm tea on the table together with some light snacks. Lin Mian Mian did not wait for the cue and started munching once again.


    "That physician is very meticulous! It took him about two hours just to check," Lin Mian Mian complained.


    "Master Lin, they are trying to check if you can''t really give birth," Lu Mao pointed out. So it is normal for these people to take it seriously since these are the orders of the Empress Dowager.


    Lin Mian Mian understood it as well. "Anyways, he''s the last one. We can now proceed to the next step."


    What happened earlier is an illusion created by the incense. There is no way to manipulate the heaven-defying tests the physicians have unless someone manipulates the factors to deceive results. That would be difficult to do since these people are already familiar with the common tactics.


    But that will be different if there is the illusion of ''correct testing''.


    Lin Mian Mian Mian was able to successfully create incense that could make people sleep. So doing something that could make people hallucinate is also possible. Though, this kind of technique can only be used after a series of cautious planning since this uses a ''suggestive'' illusion.


    The illusion that can be created is dependent on whatever the other person is thinking. They will see what they are expecting to see. So Lin Mian Mian created a ''suggestion'' to make the idea gradually integrate. He brewed it to the point that people will look at him with pity gazes.


    Since the day the rumor about his cinnabar losing color started, Lin Mian Mian made his servants add some color to the rumors. That would be about the gloomy state of the Jade Lin Courtyard. Lin Mian Mian phrased a ''suggestion'' saying that the whole area is sad and gloomy that anyone watching, even in just a glance, will become depressed.


    So when the empress dowager started sending the physicians to check on him, the idea of a ''depressing atmosphere'' had been imprinted to their heads. Then what Lin Mian Mian only needed to do is to let these people be exposed to the scent for a while and let the illusion just do its work.


    While the physicians are undergoing some tests, Lu Mao and Li Hui had been working in the background. Since the physicians are under the spell of melancholy then their focus is also limited. Li Hui made the underground work of manipulating the tests so the results will give a negative answer. And since they are kids, nobody would be guarded with them to watch their actions.


    Lin Mian Mian hummed as he happily finished his snack. Today marked the start of phase two. He has to look pitiful and gloomy so he should not consume things that make him subconsciously happy. They also have to do a follow-up to that physician so the time the person reports the tests then they will request an audience with the Empress Dowager.


    With the given time and hurriedness, the Lady Dowager will surely accept his plea even if he did not have an appointment.


    After the ger finished his food, he then changed his clothes to his current fashion statement. He looks naturally good with pale-colored clothing that always gives him an innocent and refreshing look. Yet, today, he chose a dark-colored robe to show a heavy mood.


    The veil covering his face is also dark-colored. When he walked, he acted flimsy and weak just to impersonate a person who is on the verge of desperation. When Lu Mao and the gang watched Lin Mian Mian''s act, they almost believe and wanted to reach out and comfort him.


    After all, after this phase, they will face life away from their current comfort.


    Lin Mian Mian had only gone out that one night but that experience is enough to tell that despite the palace is safe, outside the zone is a pretty much dangerous place. The empire is wealthy and living a good life but it doesn''t mean that everyone is doing fine. There is always a grey area to compare things. And as a foreign soul, Lin Mian Mian could only be careful.


    The physician returned to the palace. As usual, he reported his findings to the Empress Dowager. Together with the other physicians, the experts compared their results and commented on some words of information. The Empress Dowager listened to their discussion. She is quiet but one can see the frown on her brows getting deeper.


    The message is clear: she did not like whatever news she is hearing.


    As a mother, Empress Dowager wanted to express her concern but since she is facing the public then she had to control her emotions. She wanted to know and see Lin Mian Mian ask him personally what happened to him. But doing so will only endanger the person more.


    After all, if both the emperor and the empress dowager favor Lin Mian Mian, then all attention including the enemies will be focused on Lin Mian Mian.

 041 : The Diminishing Zusha Shi (Part 3)

    "The Jade Lin from the Lin Courtyard requested for an open audience with her majesty. The Jade Lin wishes to discuss something!"


    The sudden intrusion of the little servant amused their interest. It could be said that not even someone without a title would dare to openly request something from the royalty, especially this one that is many levels lower than the normal citizen. But since the Empress Dowager let him speak then they could just listen.


    "This servant announces my master''s wishes. The Jade Lin from the Lin Courtyard requested for an open audience with her majesty. The Jade Lin wishes to discuss something important!" Lu Mao announced for the second time.


    The hall remained silent as they slowly digested his words. The lower ministers that were responsible for this kind of network came back to Earth and stood up. Their representative took a step forward and replied with a loud voice filled with authority.


    "This servant, if your master wishes to talk with Her Highness, your master must first submit an application or a notice so we can prepare for the occasion. It is already a given that our highness allowed you to speak. Suddenly barging without any of the following will incur an imposing image and disrespect to the Lady Dowager!"


    His words are true and logical. Even the officials of the court will follow the procedure. Everyone agreed with the lower minister. Even though the reason why they are having this meeting is because of Lin Mian Mian, addressing his request for an audience would be a different thing. They could not let that pass.


    If they will tolerate this disrespectful demand, then other people will also take advantage of it. They can be branded to be ''biased'' to this person because of this and that. Even if he is favored by the emperor, the law is still the law. Everyone should respect it.


    Unless if a ''new law'' will be made then he will be treated as a normal citizen.


    Lu Mao knows that they are the ones that are forcing their authority but his determination to execute his part of the plan made him stay. As a person who went through a second life cycle, Lu Mao is no longer scared of such authority. Instead, it gave him the option of pushing forward.


    With a rather pitiful voice that could be described as close to crying, Lu Mao then again tried to persuade them. He stood up and ran towards the throne. The guards immediately block the child from passing. He looks up to the officers in a pleading appearance.


    "This servant... this servant knows the consequence of violating the rule. If there is a punishment then let this servant have it. I will exchange my life. However, right now, this servant wanted to pursue their master''s wishes. My master wanted to speak with the Empress Dowager. Please let him!"


    "You are just a servant. What kind of prestige do you have to let us allow your plea?" The officer stated.


    "This servant begs you, please allow my master..." The voice of the child started to stifle. Since he can move the officers then he focused on looking to the Empress Dowager.


    "I beg you, please Lady Dowager. This servant knows that our Mother Dowager could understand. My master... my master might say that he is okay but in reality..."


    Lu Mao is crying and all of his tears are true.


    The Lin Mian Mian that he is seeing is that one in the past. It was that time when Lin Mian Mian has been left behind by the world. He can see it clearly, the beautiful appearance of Lin Mian Mian and his ephemeral existence. He wasn''t frowning but one can see the loneliness from his eyes.


    It was almost as if he is wishing that he is dead...


    He didn''t want that to happen again. Nobody wanted to witness such a tragedy. Lu Mao gave all of his energy to begging while crying non-stop. The image of the little child looks like he was bullied. The officer who was reprimanding him also felt bad.


    But what should he do? He is just rejecting him since the servant is on the wrong side. The officer did not want to implicate any disobedience.


    "Well..." The officer cleared his throat. "If you hand in a request letter then we might reconsider-"


    "Let them in," The Empress Dowager stated.


    Everyone shifted their sight to the queen. The Lady did not move from their stares as she stood straight. She stated, "Since we are discussing the thirteenth wife then let him join the discussion. This will serve as a trial for him."


    The queen has already said it so nobody complained. The hall that had a long table of papers for the discussion was removed. Since this is a public trial then the people who heard about the news quickly went to the hall to see the event. The concubines also rushed over after hearing the information from their servants.


    It only took a few minutes for the hall to be crowded.


    There was not enough preparation done so the arrangement of the audience was hasty. But since public trials were often done then the people already where they should be staying.


    The important ministers from the lower level up to the top-level position sat in a stairway-like position with the least title occupying the lower platform.


    The next in command would be the officers that work in different ministries. They were placed under the lower platform which is on the ground floor in a half-sphere formation. They do not speak during trials unless called, but they were included when there are elections or something.


    The concubines and their servants do not usually attend the court trials if not required so they do not have any defined position. But it is already expected that these women will take the free spaces on the sides like the VIP audience in a concert. They do not need to speak and vote unless given a chance.


    Overall, the hall is very lively.


    Lu Mao quickly left after he received permission to get Lin Mian Mian. Yin Mei Mei chance upon the little servant hurrying away. She can tell from his fleeting expression that something bad will going to happen. Yin Mei Mei smiled, entering the hall in a good mood. Though, she kept a poker face as though showing that she is worried or somewhat lost with the information she received.


    The concubines were guided to their places. Yin Mei Mei is given a good position where she could see the center of the hall very clearly. She looked up to search for the position of her father that is beside the empress dowager. Minister Yin, who saw his daughter entering, also looked down. The two sinister people nodded to each other in a tacit understanding.


    Fu Xiao San arrived just on time to see this. From her start, her frowning face matched that of the Empress Dowager. It can be seen that she did not like what is happening. She kept the interaction of Yin Mei Mei and her father to her heart and settled on her position. Yin Mei Mei noticed Fu Xiao San on her side and smiled at her.


    What is that smile for?


    "This trial... is it true that Sister Lin became colorless?" Yin Mei Mei asked.


    Fu Xiao San has no intention to chat with her. This reaction did not make Yin Mei Mei disappointed, or at least she already expected this cold treatment. Still, it did not affect her good mood, and even added some remarks.


    "I hope Sister Lin is fine. This kind of incident is inevitable to happen."


    These words are profound to the ears of the many saying that ''this event could happen. After all, Lin Mian Mian has no back-up. He is an orphan now. He has no family to fight for him. But Fu Xiao San did not think so. She thought that Lin Mian Mian could only be the person next to Emperor like how his father general stood beside His Highness.


    Lin Mian Mian still carried the fate of the whole empire. He might not be the general today but the heart of the soldier belongs to him. Fu Xiao San, being one of the reborn people, knows the deal why General Lin made Lin Mian Mian marry in the Royal Family. It wasn''t a simple thing that people thought it is.


    This truth made the retribution of the past. Fu Xiao San had seen the events until the end.


    "Indeed, it is," Fu Xiao San agreed in a solemn voice. "Whoever made it will surely be punished by the heavens. That is also inevitable to happen."


    "What do you mean, Miss Fu?" Yin Mei Mei asked.


    "Nothing important. It''s just that when I was serving the Northern Temples, I heard the priests talk about Karma. Are you familiar with it?" Fu Xiao San chuckled lightly. "I am sure Miss Yin is already familiar with it. After all, isn''t your hometown in the North?"


    Yin Mei Mei just grinned and then nodded. After that, the two did not talk to each other again. Fu Xiao San might be vague in her words but the implications were clear. Karma is very important in this world. It might not be as complex as the laws made by the gods and humans but this is something that can cause empires to rise or fall.


    Lin Mian Mian''s karma must have caused this to happen. He had become miserable in his past life. So his Karma had given him a new life.


    About that, Fu Xiao San is not sure but she hoped that in this lifetime Lin Mian Mian is not going to suffer. After all, for the person whom she loved, this is the only thing that she could do.


    Though the Lin Courtyard is far from the court, Lin Mian Mian had already anticipated this event so it did not take them a long time to arrive. He did not take any carriage and just walked on the way. The moment his appearance was seen, the people outside announced his presence. Everyone stopped whatever they are doing and waited for the person to come up.


    Lin Mian Mian did not bring any grand retinue and his entree is as simple it is, but it still made people gasp. His presence is already breathtaking enough. The usual appearance of Lin Mian Mian is that of a smiling youth that carried innocence around. With his palette-colored clothing, people can easily associate happiness with him.


    Yet, today, Lin Mian Mian wore the darkest robe they have ever seen. The color is even much highlighted in contrast to his pale skin. Added by his slightly weak movements but still have that dignified straight back, Lin Mian Mian rather looked like a raven ready to go to a war than a sick hen. It made people think that all the rumors about his cinnabar losing color are false.


    However, they weren''t able to clarify this since Lin Mian Mian wore a veil.


    The empress had not seen Lin Mian Mian since the last time. The Lin Mian Mian he had seen now is different from what he saw that day. Lin Mian Mian has this kind of gloomy atmosphere around him now. She could not help but want to walk down from her throne, pull the youth to the corner, and ask him what is wrong. But since she is still on the throne, the empress dowager could only stay and watch.


    The people are gossiping and talking with whispered voices but it subsided when Lin Mian Mian settled at the very center. The hall that is full of people suddenly becomes silent as though there are no people inside. Though, the heavy atmosphere reminded the people about it. As the focus of the attention, Lin Mian Mian carried the greatest intensity of it.


    Lin Mian Mian methodically made the kneeling gesture then lowered his head for respect. His servants also followed suit. Though, they were a bit farther to the side since the highlight for today''s activity is Lin Mian Mian.


    Nobody can see the reaction of the ger. The Empress Dowager gathered her thoughts for a while and observed the ger. Minister Yin, as the representative, saw the cue and stood up. With a loud voice, the Yin Minister asked.


    "The thirteenth wife, the honorable Jade Lin of the Lin Courtyard. This Lady requested an audience. What is it that you wanted to discuss?"


    There is no reply at first. The ger just stood there as if he never heard the question. The minister is about to repeat the question when suddenly Lin Mian Mian made a loud banging kowtow! The sound of the head hitting the ground might not be very audible but in this kind of silence, it was amplified! That sound of something heavy surprised everyone.


    The empress dowager''s eyes widened. She almost stood up. Actually, some of the officers are already standing. That bang is small but can still hurt people. Some physicians even wanted to go forward and see his head. But with his head lowered to the ground and the veil covering, nobody can see if he is all right.


    Suddenly the voice that they never heard for a long time replied in an equal audible voice.


    "This concubine wishes to be exiled!"

 042 : The Diminishing Zusha Shi (Part 4)

    In the modern world, there is this condition called paracusia. This is a condition in which people tend to hear something without any auditory stimulus.


    This can be caused by many things like being drunk or in a situation where your senses are totally muddled. Overall, this is an idea to which an individual will hear a sound out from nowhere.


    It seems that everyone in the hall is having paracusia.


    However, is this condition still valid if everyone heard it?


    There is no sound. Nobody dared to make a sound. If one will toss a pin, everyone will surely hear it.


    The audacity of Lin Mian Mian to announce his final destination took a huge hit that people started to think that they are experiencing an illusion. They are swallowing the words they are trying to speak.


    Lin Mian Mian hitting his head already made them on edge.


    His words pushed them off the cliff.


    The silence is very loud that when a chalice from the empress dowager''s table fell, all their hearts jumped out. Some people almost fainted from fright while those who were able to control themselves from shouting patted their chest. The excitement of today''s activity seemed to be heightened by these unexpected events.


    Only Lin Mian Mian remained motionless.


    Minister Yin, as the person who asked the question, already made a good plan to have Lin Mian Mian be removed from the harem today. It is much clearer to him than the people outside the palace about the relationship between the emperor and this new wife.


    His plan of using his daughter to rise in ranks will be futile if that will happen so together with Yin Mei Mei they brought the ger into the pit. Though, they did not expect the plan to happen this early. Still, it only means advancing on their plan on removing the ger by using his ''infertile'' body.


    That is, Lin Mian Mian can still be part of the harem but he could no longer become an Empress.


    They are aware of Lin Mian Mian''s influence on the army so ''actual removal'' to the harem is impossible. That is also not plausible since there''s no way an emperor will let a person from his harem go unless decided. And there''s also a high chance that Yan JinLong will not allow that to happen.


    So since they cannot do that, then, they will just make the person unable to claim the mother crown.


    But who would ever think that Lin Mian Mian will actually request people to throw him somewhere?


    Minister Yin could not muster any words and so remained like a fish trying to speak in the air. The Empress Dowager ignored the reaction of the official as her eyes focused on the kneeling person.


    She is no longer frowning but the coldness coming from her showcased her mood. Minister Yin sensed the danger so he decided to take a step back and shut up.


    "You... You wished to be exiled?" The Empress Dowager asked coldly.


    "Yes, Your highness Lady Dowager," Lin Mian Mian instantly replied.


    "Then, did you understand what kind of punishments that you will receive by just saying these words?" The Lady scolded loudly. "Have you ever thought of the consequences?"


    It could be said that Lady Dowager never raised her voice before. Maybe, there are times that she needed to yell loudly but that is under the pretense of a command typical for a leader.


    There is also no emotion but only instruction in her words. Her sudden outburst now made the ministers lowered their heads trying to stop themselves from suddenly kneeling.


    Indeed, like the mother, like son.


    She might be a woman but it doesn''t mean that she is weak. Yan JinLong''s genes came from a queen.


    The people are still chattering earlier after they recovered from the shock. They did not expect that Lin Mian Mian will wish for his own death.


    However, when the mother dowager suddenly went in rage mode, everyone quickly sealed their mouths. They wanted to know what the thirteenth wife would say.


    Though this time, Lin Mian Mian did not respond quickly. They know that he can hear the question well and seems to be stalling time deliberately. He kept on bowing to show that he is feeling shameful.


    Then suddenly they can see him slightly trembling. It is as though he is crying but trying to control it. But this action made his shaking more visible. This little movement caught their attention feeling a sudden pang of pain in their chests.


    It is like...


    It is like seeing a cute and little sheep getting killed ah!


    "This..." Lin Mian Mian chocked.


    His voice is already faltering but he still tried to speak straight to hide his emotional breakdown.


    "This servant understands...understand very well. This mistake is due to my carelessness. I should be punished but still wished for her highness''s favor... I..."


    "Will you still dare to leave the harem?" The Lady Dowager asked.


    "Y-yes... I am..."


    "Why should I allow you? The moment you crossed the bridge, you are already the emperor''s property. If you leave, what do you think the people will think of His Highness? Do you think you have the ability to carry the criticisms? Do you think you''re still the one who owned your life?"


    Her words... these are not the words of a caring mother.


    She treated Lin Mian Mian as if he is just a property.


    But this is understandable after all the Empress Dowager genuinely adored Lin Mian Mian. Now that her adored child wanted to go away, what should a mother feel? She felt wronged and bitter. She didn''t want to let him go!


    Like what Yan JinLong did in the past life, it is better to let the person stay and be hurt than to be lost in his sight forever.


    This kind of possessiveness is wrong, but what can they do? The person they liked does not want them. If that person can never belong to them then nobody will.


    The ger remained silent. The Queen now highlighted his position in the harem. Even if he is ''currently'' favored, it doesn''t mean that he is someone special. After all, his role is just to please the emperor in the bed and give him offspring - like any other concubines.


    The ''favor'' that he earned is just to showcase his existence.


    The people that are listening think that Empress Dowager is harsh but at the same time could see her point. Even though Lin Mian Mian is now a waste (since he can''t give birth to children), he can still be a bed warmer. The emperor already has a dozen children so having none out from him is still fine.


    This made them feel more sympathy towards Lin Mian Mian.


    His game is now over.


    However, while everyone is worried and lighting candles towards the thirteenth, the person in question is actually...


    Lin Mian Mian is actually laughing!


    The trembling that he showed earlier is not because of him trying to hide his stifle but to cover his mirth. He never thought that such an image will stimulate a reaction. If ever the people will know that he has been acting all this time, they will surely throw the lit candles to him for him to see how hot fire could be.


    The thirteenth wife has been planning for so long that the moment it happened it made him want to smile and laugh like some sassy devil in an old vampire film. Fortunately, he had his head lowered, or else they will see the wide grin.


    His eyes never showed such excitement before.


    People must have forgotten about the scene in the palace where Yin Mei Mei was almost sent to the Cold Palace (A/N: Me too, haha). Everyone thought that it is Yin Mei Mei who is at fault. Well, they did, but some people know that he is just faking it, especially Minister Chang and the emperor.


    But what can they do?


    They are not here to see his most spectacular show.


    Lin Mian Mian remained silent because he knows that once he answers people will realize that there''s something wrong with his voice. He managed to pass with his '' choking to death'' voice earlier which is in reality is just him holding down his laugh.


    While Lin Mian Mian is trying to calm down, Minister Yin suddenly took a step forward. He sees that things are getting over and decided to step in. The Empress Dowager is obviously angry right now so her decisions will surely be biased.


    He has to persuade the Lady to remove Lin Mian Mian from the harem.


    "Lady Dowager, would her highness want to hear the opinion of the Court?" Minister Yin asked.


    The Empress Dowager snapped the minister a glare. Minister Yin lowered his head as if scared while taking a small step back. But his intention to push the option forward kept him in place. The old minister showed hesitation before continuing his thoughts.


    "This m-minister thinks that t-the request from the Lady of the Jade Lin Courtyard s-should is evaluated properly."


    "What is there to be evaluated?" The Empress Dowager inquired. "Letting a member of the Emperor''s Garden go just because they asked is unheard of!"


    "I-It''s just because nobody tried to do it before..."


    Minister Yin wasn''t able to continue his words due to the glare of the Lady Dowager. His position is not high enough to go against the queen so he returned to his hiding post. Lin Mian Mian took this time to look up removing the dark veil to show his face.


    This is the first time people saw his face after many days of hiding.


    Lin Mian Mian is already beautiful. Even without the significant cinnabar coloring his face, his image still resembled a beautiful fairy. Added with the effect of his eyes swollen from too much crying and cheeks blushing from the exhaustion of his cries, it only made him look more delicate capturing the sympathy of the masses.


    Anyone looking could feel a heavy heartbreak.


    Even the empress dowager was stumped by Lin Mian Mian''s appearance.


    Though she wasn''t a ger, she is a woman. And to be part of a harem where a child is important, such thing as being infertile is a crime. But more than that, the inability to carry your own offspring forever is really sad.


    The queen sat back to her throne, upset. She never thought that despite her careful guard with the harem, such a thing will happen. She wanted to live in harmony, keeping people to be at peace, at least on the outside. She did not want a massacre to happen, like what their older generations had done.


    Everyone is just killing and scheming at each other just to obtain a crown.


    "I..." A broken voice echoed through the hall. "I n-never though that t-this will happen to m-me. I also w-wished to have s-something b-but..."


    Lin Mian Mian faced the Empress dowager. His posture and movements are sluggish and clumsy as if losing energy. And because he has been kneeling, a part of his clothes are now stained with dirt. It made him look abandoned. Altogether with his tear-filled face, the empress dowager could not help but also want to cry.


    How hard it is to see your child suffering, asking your help, but have to maintain a strict face to show that you did not favor him?


    How hard it is to keep acting cold while your heart is hurting?


    "I am a-asking the L-lady Do-, no... I am asking the mother to let me go... I-I don''t know what t-to do... I-it hurts... h-hurts..."


    He is crying before but it seems that those are just small tears that were just casually dropping. Now, the real breakdown of teardrops fell from the edges of his eyes. It is relatively small but somehow people could see it vividly - each is a crystal tear that sent waves of emotion affecting their water ducts.


    One drop contained his sorrow; another one is the hopelessness to continue living.


    "Y-you can d-do something..." The empress dowager tried to save the situation.


    Her heart is wavering. It tells her to let Lin Mian Mian go. The child will only feel sadder and depress staying in the harem. Letting him go to find something worthwhile is the best solution.


    However, her logic says otherwise. If Lin Mian Mian could not give birth, then let him adopt a few children. After all, there are a lot of children born from the harem. Some of them are not taken off properly so Lin Mian Mian could just pick someone he fancies. He need not go.


    But the heart refuted. Lin Mian Mian could not give birth, but it doesn''t mean that he will just accept any child. Isn''t giving him a kid from other people rubbing the wound with salt? It is just highlighting his inability to give birth.


    This statement is slapping Lin Mian Mian straight into his face, left and right.


    "We understand your intention but this is..." Suddenly, a minister from the sidelines named Fu voiced out. He looked at the queen with the utmost respect. "Lady Dowager, we should not decide this matter hastily. His Highness is not here. It is better to wait for His Highness to-"


    As if on cue, additional cries were heard from the ground. The five servants that are siding Lin Mian Mian started crying loudly. Lin Mian Mian is already pitiful, added to these children, the emotional factor increased a lot.


    Lin Mian Mian''s tears are created from acting but these children did not.


    They showed sorrow and sadness. Their cries are equal to mourning.


    To whom are you mourning?


    The Empress Dowager seems to not hear the minister''s words. Her attention is now focused on how to make Lin Mian Mian happy. Lin Mian Mian is suffering. But she is not sure what should she do.


    Will letting Lin Mian Mian leave the correct answer?


    Will this resolve everything?


    He did not want this youth to suffer, but she also did not want him to be sent away. Exiled - it means going far away. Will he be safe going there? Lin Mian Mian has no family, no people to take good care of him. Letting him leave like that...


    Will Lin Mian Mian be happy?


    How about his son?


    Lin Mian Mian can tell that he finally caught the heartstrings of the queen. Though he is feeling bad from pretending he cannot help it. This is what the Previous Lin Mian Mian wanted to do. To become free, he has to leave the harem.


    He needs to be out of here.


    "Mother... please let me go," Lin Mian Mian once again lowered his head to the ground.


    Seeing the determination of Lin Mian Mian, the empress dowager decided.


    "T-then... to be banished away without reason... I-"


    "What is happening here?"


    A loud voice suddenly erupted. All the people watching the drama looked at the large entrance of the door where a shadow of a valiant hero stood.


    The image that people admired somehow appeared in a critical moment. The empress dowager that was caught off-guard by a loud voice strangely look at the person but quickly smiled after realizing who it is.


    Yan JinLong arrived madafakas.

 043 : Dreams and Visions (PART 01)

    Yan JinLong always has these so-called ''re-occurring dreams."


    And in these dreams, he seems to be always looking for someone.


    To who is that someone, he is not sure.


    It all started when he was still small. Maybe he was just five or six years old living quite a simple life like any other children of the same age. The world isn''t as complicated as how adult life works so you could assume that his dreams would be often filled with heroic adventures and whatnot.


    This is a fact.


    No matter how Yan JinLong becomes someone important in the future, he is still once a simple kid. However, amongst the worlds that he traveled and had seen, there is that scenario that he always stumbles upon.


    It is an image of a young man standing under a large wisteria tree.


    It was quite an ethereal sight.


    A person wearing some light-colored clothes is seen to have his chin tilted up watching the blue, purple, and violet petals of the parasitic plant. His long black hair is pleated in a short braid pattern in the mid-section adorned with jade-colored pins and fine button-locks. A few petals had fallen on his hair creating an illusion of flowers budding right off his head.


    The paleness of this person opposes the vivid colors of the tree''s exterior, highlighting his existence more than it should be.


    He does not know who the person is. The youth had its back on him so he wasn''t able to see the person''s face. However, he can feel a lingering emotion towards that person. It has been pulling him all over making his soul quiver and craved for a touch.


    Yan JinLong wanted to come over.


    But before he could address the person or even discern his appearance, the dream will always stop at the crucial moment. He will then find himself conscious, eyes blinking, and somehow will find the rims of his eyes wet from tears.


    That scenario will be forgotten long after waking up that always makes him question what kind of a ''nightmare'' made him cry.


    The dream about that guy under the wisteria tree must have appeared in his dreams at least three times a week but a child with its small attention span will always forget the dream a few minutes after waking up.


    After a year or so, the dream also stopped showing as though it never been a part of his dream life.


    After that, a lot of things transpired. The young Yan JinLong grew up, joined the army of General Lin under the intention of claiming the crown right after his coming of age ceremony, going to battlefronts to defend his land and conquer a few neighboring lands.


    He is ignorant and reckless, making titles and reputations from his achievements making him well-known in many countries.


    Yan JinLong would have remained this life of being a warrior for a couple more years if not for the unforeseen news of his Father Emperor who died due to old age. As the crowned prince, Yan JinLong assumed the state of the emperor without any resistance. His contributions far exceeded the other candidates so there is no question for giving him the crown.


    It as if he was born just to take the position made by the heavens.


    It could be asserted that the country is already prospering under his Father Emperor''s management. This is also true to the preceding Yan Emperors that are known for their good judgment of the country. However, the average living had become more flourishing after Yan JinLong took his place.


    That is, if the people under the low-income margin could at least eat rice twice a day before, under Yan JinLong''s regime, they could eat at least five times a day now. There are also fewer beggars on the streets. The remaining ones that keep on living around the slum areas would be those people who are lazy to pull some work or unregistered immigrants that had taken refuge in the safe city.


    Besides, the harvest of food production increased by the year. When Yan JinLong stood on the pedestal, he also carried a few people up to accompany him on governing the country. Two of them would be the Chang Twins while the others are kept hidden behind the curtains to work quietly.


    The idea of a new way of farming has been passed on by a scholar to which deem to be effective. This caused the yield of the food plants to increase without ruining whatever ecosystem is around. This plentiful harvest made the farmers rich that allowed them to hire workers thus increasing the job opportunities and lessening jobless people.


    This is only the food sector. A lot of reforming happened to the other sides affecting the whole system of the empire. People doubted his ways before but after experiencing wealth and comfort, nobody ever said bad things about him.


    Who cares if the Emperor is known for his debauchery?


    At least, he ruled his country adequately. If given a chance, surely anyone would want to take a position alongside his bed. Even a bed warmer is enough. If sleeping with him will give you riches and pleasure, then every man and woman would be more than willing to submit.


    These are their thoughts after many years of seeing the Emperor brought in beauties in his harem once every month.


    But nobody knows the reason why Yan JinLong is doing this.


    After claiming the highest position, Yan JinLong fell to a state of stillness.


    It is the condition where he was apt to do things according to his plans and was done implementing them. The empire is now in good shape and will be in the future. If ever some problems will come in the way, he has himself and his group of trusted people to resolve it.


    So, he is stuck, in the moment of peace - stagnant.


    People wished for these tranquil times, yet, Yan JinLong could never be at standstill. He is no longer that young man who would not fear death in battle, no he isn''t fearful of death still, but he wanted to be reckless. He wanted to do something like a movement or an agenda that will keep him on ''moving around''.


    When the officials heard his words, they only have one suggestion, "Take in a wife."


    Yan JinLong is already an adult. Actually, he is supposed to take a few harem members once he reaches his coming of age, but since his mind is on claiming the crown so he ignored this idea and preceded on earning merits. It is only now when the idea of ''taking a wife'' went back to his thoughts.


    (A/N: I just realized that Yan JinLong is still a virgin after a few years of his ruling. Now you know how he can stand and shoot for a long time hahahha. Lin Mian Mian, here is the answer hahahahha.)


    Take a wife...


    Yes, he is at the right age to get married. There is nothing wrong with taking a bride. As an emperor, it is his responsibility to continue the lineage of his blood. Seeing that the world is peaceful, it is a good time to raise children.


    Yan JinLong did not quickly accept the proposal but answered, ''I will think about it."


    Perhaps this idea triggered a long-time memory.


    That night, the youth under the Wisteria tree visited him again. However, unlike before, the young man no longer has him face his back. This time, upon his arrival, the person turned around as if expecting his arrival.


    He could not see the face distinctly, maybe because of the vivid colors of the Wisteria overtaking the quality of the image, but he could tell that this person is good-looking. There is a smile on that person''s face, appearing amiable.


    Yan JinLong instantly becomes star-struck.


    The emotion that he felt when he was still a kid came rushing back. The longing of his soul returned much apparently; the urge to reach out and embrace this person very tightly until they become one inundated his senses. He desired to reach out; he wanted to touch him, yet...


    Yet he is hesitating.


    Why is he hesitating?


    The young man must have noticed Yan JinLong''s perplexed face and thought that it is funny. A soft twinkle of laughter flitted past through his ears akin to a melody of a starting spring. It tickled him, making his ears red. This caused the young man to chuckle once more.


    "What are you doing?" The young man asked.


    Yan JinLong did not answer.


    He did not know what to answer.


    The young man is somehow just inquiring rhetorically as he tipped his head up to observe the leaves of the Wisteria fall. A soft wind swayed the resting flow of the tree bringing a few petals to fall in a sideway direction. This caused the scenario to become dynamic, moving the light objects at a pace.


    Like the leaves, the person before him also seems to have the tendency to be swept away by the wind.


    "I have waited for you for so long..."


    The youth suddenly stated. A small tear glistened from the rim of his eyes showing a happy wrinkle.


    "I thought that I would never be able to see you again..."


    Before Yan JinLong could reach out and embrace the person, he woke up. Like before, he rose with tears dampening his cheeks. He touched it, remembering the image he had seen. He could remember the abnormally large Wisteria tree, the youth observing the petals fall underneath, and his words...


    He remembered everything... but there is a sense of ambiguity.


    There is the impression of yearning and fondness but at the same time, there is remorse and regret. Why would he feel these emotions towards a stranger that he did not meet yet?


    Who is the other person that made him feel so conflicted?


    That youth... who is that person to him?


    These questions, not even the scholars could answer. Not even meeting the youth the second time on his dream clarified any confusion. It only made Jan JinLong stressed as though he is walking in a thin line. He is not sure where will this thin line bring him but falling from it will surely make him wish that he is dead.


    He will never get any answers in this state so the only solution that he thought of is to meet that person.


    Only that person could answer his questions.


    So, the ''search for the next empress'' began. Yan JinLong did not specify any difficult qualifications aside from being beautiful and having long black straight hair. He did not even specify the gender. This caused a mass number of people to go to the palace to audition.


    [A/N: Imagine a nationwide contest just to become a bride bruh hahahha.]


    Of course, rational Minister Chang MingYu could not just let anyone become part of the harem so he attached more qualifications. From his perspective, Yan JinLong is an upright man who has a worthy lineage and education so the harem members must have the same prestige. Though some of the lower people deserve a title, that would be considered after filtering out the candidates.


    And so, aside from being beautiful and the hair length requirement, additional prospects include proper education, a good family background, the merits of the family should be high, must have a good constellation match with Yan JinLong, and good health.


    The other ministers approved of his decision, for reasons that it is logical and also they could bring their daughters upfront since they are pretty much qualified. Since that day, the number of beauties inside the palace increased.


    Yan JinLong could not figure out the face of the youth in his dreams but he used the ''resemblance'' to choose from the filtered candidates. He even asked the person in his dream about its name, but the lack of sense-perception only brought him to a couple of sounds.


    -in -ya -ya...


    Each time that a beauty with ''resemblance'' shows up, Yan JinLong would feel a sudden ecstasy. It is as though he found water after traversing through the hot desert. However, after testing the waters, he will realize that everything is just an illusion produced by the fever of heat.


    This person... is not the youth in his dreams.


    This person is not the one he is looking for.


    It might be due to the disappointment of some kind of mental fortitude that he built over a long period that he no longer cares if he could find that person in his dream. He just somehow drowned himself in the false reality that the person in bed is the one his soul is looking for.


    And this false satisfaction is found in his ''most favorite'' Yin Mei Mei who has the closest ''resemblance.''


    The dream, as though recognizing Yan JinLong''s forlorn, also stopped showing.

 044 : Dreams and Visions (PART 02)

    There is a marble wall, about twenty meters high, enclosing the Yan Empire. These walls were constructed way back ten generations of the emperor ago meant to defend the people dwelling inside. It did serve its purpose and kept the enemies outside letting the common people live to their heart''s content.


    However, whenever peace became evident for a long time, chaos will tend to show up. It is quite apparent in the universe where everything will end in disorder.


    There is a new movement of foreign entities from the southern perimeters that placed the nearby village in disarray. These foreign people were spotted lurking around the area for a few days at first appearing to just peering over the fence. Though, there is no trouble as these people would eventually be gone after playing around.


    The unit assigned around the area is also careful. They were attentive, watching whenever some people tried to come over while casting warnings to some that are courageous enough to come to knock the wall over.


    Of course, they don''t harass people and immediately abuse them.


    They would ask about their purpose of approaching the border walls then the things they brought, where they will be going, and such stuff. Some travelers and merchants use this entrance as well so it is normal to have people enter and exit the place.


    If the person is new, they would ask for an identity certification. It is already a known fact between countries that identity certifications should be given to people.


    This is for the security of the person carrying the identity as well as the nation it is visiting. Some countries do not permit some people to access their borders while some are given privileges.


    They discovered out that the people sneaking around are from an adjacent country. It is regarded as ''very close'' since it is indeed just beside the Yan Empire. It is just that a border of tall ridges made a distinct division making both nations close but have no communication.


    Only a few people attempted to climb in such dangerous mountains while it takes a few weeks to three months of travel if one decided to travel around the mountains.


    The sightings were taken into account but this is quite a common occurrence. The south borders are close to barbaric villages so it is reasonable to have people trying to breach in. The unit is always wary and would not dare to slack off just because the empire is currently at peace.


    It is known that the reason why everyone is having a good and peaceful life is due to these people.


    However, despite the preparation and the strength of these warriors, time will always come where they will face their demise.


    There are three attacks in total.


    The first attack happened during the night when streams of palm-sized cannon balls suddenly blared out in the air accompanied by the powerful banging spout of gunpowder. Luckily, the walls are made to withstand these attacks. The curve the cannons were discharged is also not high enough to go over the walls.


    It was a fail attempt.


    Though some parts of the wall need repairs, there are no casualties. The people who caused such mayhem were captured while the others escaped. The prisoners are carried into jail. Since the borders are pretty much a distance away from the Palace, the execution of punishments has been assigned to an official.


    When the previous emperor is alive, it was Yan JinLong who does the work.


    Any attempt of attack should be counted as an offense of the perpetrator''s country but since these people often encounter attacks from numerous tribes then they did not take punishments seriously. At the least, they would keep the prisoners for three days without food after being flogged many times, then they will record the person''s name to their blacklist before releasing them.


    They thought that the people who attacked them were just ordinary mercenaries. The gunpowder used in making cannons are in no way cheap plus the mechanism it needed can never be made or done by the barbaric tribes so they can only hold onto this discussion.


    The second attack proved it wrong.


    It also occurred during the night when another set of cannonballs soared up in the sky announcing its arrival through a tumultuous roar.


    Such arc could never get a pass over the walls, if only it was projected many meters away. The reason why it didn''t reach over the wall last time is due to the lacking power inefficient to cover the wide distance.


    Nobody knows who started the first attack but the first cannonball directly destroyed a pub house where many people died instantly. Before people could think and understand what is happening, six then ten cannonballs were released spontaneously randomly smashing roofs and destroying houses.


    The soldiers are confused. The attacks are coming from within. Just by tracking the source of the cannonballs, one could see that the attack is coming from the inside.


    The gates are sealed and nobody could enter from the outside since there are no secret passages and whatnot. Unless the people climb through the wall... but the people guarding the area should''ve noticed it and dealt with them.


    So, what is happening?


    It could be said that if you can''t enter through the heavens or the proper entrance, then you should try digging some pit. It seems that the first attack is not meant for destroying the walls but to create an opportunity to ''miss the target and hit it to the ground where the soil is gradually being softened.


    It was quite a smart move.


    Nobody anticipated that in a nook away from the eyes of the guards, a tunnel is being excavated. The foreign people unobstructedly used this tunnel to transport their weapons inside then placed them in blind areas where nobody will suspect it. Once the time of attack comes, they would release these weapons like warships in remote controls. In that way, with a short distance, the whole entity will be eliminated.


    A lot of people died that day.


    General Lin even described it as, ''breaching the barrier made by the gods''.


    The border was seized for a day before the troops sent by the General oppressed the enemy. However, it is already too late.


    Many people had died.


    This has been the largest massacre after many years of peace. Further inquiries are made and they discovered out that this is a premeditated attack coming from the neighboring country.


    The prosperity of the Yan Empire is something that any country will envy. It seems that someone is trying to conquer the whole country to steal the blessings the gods have given to them. But for that to happen, they have to ''eliminate'' the occupants.


    Eliminate them so they don''t have to share it once they occupied the lands.


    Will Yan JinLong allow that? Of course, no!


    However, they cannot just simply go out and fight these foreign people. If it were just the barbarians causing problems, Yan JinLong will not have any problem removing them since aside from their brute strength they do not have the capability to think critically.


    You only have to show them that you are stronger and they will back away.


    But if it is a country or a nation, things will become different. No leader will lead an attack without any plans. Just think of how the enemy was able to deal with entering the base through deception. Even Minister Chang thought that such a plan is indeed feasible if done carefully.


    Yan JinLong sent out more people to understand the situation. He wanted to know what made them realize their intentions.


    The neighboring country, though something that he only knows through books, is ruled by quite a smart ruler. Their geographic location has a good advantage. Just imagine the mountains surrounding the nation served as a natural protection system from both enemies and extreme weather conditions.


    So what made them do the first move?


    Two countries are living in harmony inside the mountain borders. It seems that the two countries have experienced famine for the past five years.


    This is caused by a strong earthquake that brought the large boulders from the mountains to obstruct the largest flowing river shared by the two nations. And since they are closed off, they could not find any reservoir of water.


    Well, they did but they have to cross over the mountain ranges that will surely consume their resources making this plan inefficient.


    They tried many solutions to solve the problem. They tried clearing the area by removing the boulders. But these rocks were too large to be removed by lifting. It is also quite anchored in place making it difficult to push.


    They also tried digging around intending to create a channel for water to flow. They made a few deep canals recovering some stream of water but only lasted for a few days before the area collapsed killing several people. It seems that the area was weakened by the earthquake. A large sinkhole was also formed catching the entire flowing stream down to nothingness.


    It is impossible to recover water without facing the danger of falling.


    Luckily, someone successfully made a cable that could at least alter some currents of water that will be collected in a well. However, this is not enough for the two countries to feed their people. There is also a problem with the crops that needed water for grains to grow.


    The two countries weren''t prosperous but they could at least live an average living due to the cooperation between the leaders. Poverty brought them to avoid falling to schemes and just focused on surviving. However, it seems that their smart brains are not enough to sustain their lives this time.


    They decided to get resources from small villages. Even though someone suggested taking diplomatic measures to solve the problem, the leaders thought that they don''t have enough time for lip service and just push the plan of taking over places to earn resources.


    This is what they did for five years. And they''re quite good at it, successfully conquering a small country on the other side of the mountain range. It relieved their resources and could just stop there. But it seems that they were muddled through by the consecutive wins making them think they''re powerful.


    It made their head big.


    They wanted to level up. And so, they targeted the rich empire of the Yans. The resources that will get from this nation will surely provide them with many resources that they could just sit and eat for many years without doing any work.


    To be able to receive these achievements with their small inventory means that they are not someone you could trifle with. Yan JinLong took this threat highly that he appeared to the battlefront to lead his troops.


    The third attack happened.


    The war between the three countries started.


    Yan JinLong especially overtook the attack together with General Lin who is assigned to protect the emperor first before the country. It lasted for a year before a winner was determined.


    Of course, Yan JinLong returned with the trophy of victory but also brought the corpse of the respected General Lin.


    It is through this event that brought him to meet the only kin of the General.


    It is this time when his dream met reality.


    It would be very unreasonable to say that he did not know about General Lin''s only son, Lin Mian Mian. He even met the guy once. General Lin likes to talk about his son during trivial times and would even brag about his beauty and charm.


    He is an all-out father who would adore Lin Mian Mian no matter what.


    Like how General Lin described his son, Lin Mian Mian is indeed the delicate and exquisite beauty when he met him on their wedding day. From the minute he went down from the sedan chair to the bowing before the ancestors, and to the final step in the bed chambers...


    Lin Mian Mian showcased his ''perfect bride'' obligations.


    He did not complain while his words are benign and restrained. He did not even bat an eye and just followed the custom as though he didn''t care. Even during the consummation... he did not let out a sound.


    It is as if the person is just a vessel and that nobody is inside to show any passion.


    This is the reason why Yan JinLong wondered, ''is this really the person I met in my dreams?''


    The youth under that tree is very invigorating. Even from afar, he could tell the amiable nature of the person. If only he wasn''t restricted by the dream, he would have advanced and met that person. He would introduce himself and will openly declare his intention.


    Why is it that when he met him, the person seems to be different?


    No, it is him. The physical body is him. But...


    Something is missing.


    Somehow, the consummation only happened once. There are excitement and eagerness but the urge suddenly ceases after doing it once. Anyways, Lin Mian Mian has a weak body. It would not be good to exercise longer or his body will break down.


    But he did not leave the chambers and slept with Lin Mian Mian.


    On that night, he dreamed of the Wisteria tree again. However, this time, the youth is no longer there. Yan JinLong thought that since he met the person he won''t be appearing in his dream again. He coursed over to the familiar yet unfamiliar path towards the tree.


    Like the usual, the parasitic plant made its glory over whatever ''real tree'' is within, showing a color that is different from the common green. The leaves hanging unto the eaves showed a plentiful of violets and purples swaying along with the little wind. The vivid colors made him feel dizzy. He wondered if Lin Mian Mian also felt the same.


    After all, the wisteria is somewhat poisonous.


    But it wasn''t to the point of dying under it.


    Sudden footsteps made Yan JinLong alert. He quickly glanced around but was abruptly surprised to find that someone is already standing beside him. He only heard the footsteps after the new person stepped onto the dried leaves of the tree. If not from it, Yan JinLong has no way of knowing its presence.


    One more thing, this person looks a lot like him!

 045: Dreams and Visions (PART 03)

    Yan JinLong promptly took a step back while giving a new character an odd gaze. He could not help but feel a bit eerie and bewildered as though insects are crawling on his nape. He scratched the back of his neck while keeping a distance away from the figure.


    It was said that seeing your doppelganger is an omen of death.


    However, though they might look similar at a glance, if you pry over the details you would discern they weren''t the same. Anyone familiar with him will not confuse him for this person. But it should be regarded that such resemblance is kind of scary.


    They have the same shape of the eyes, the color of their irises, and the way their brows form when they frown - even the way they purse their lips are somewhat mirrored. Though Yan JinLong did not know how to hide his presence yet, the other person''s straight back and walking stance is nonetheless the same as his.


    When it comes to difference, plausibly it would be the essence of their existence. Yan JinLong''s current body is robust and filled with bursting energy. Just by seeing him or standing beside him, you could tell that he''s like a beast ample with a fierceness - very dangerous and unafraid.


    It''s like a child itching to play.


    But the stranger, the other person has a somewhat peaceful and serene character like a scholar who does nothing but to watch at flowers and recite poems all day. Yet, this kind of humility is akin to an egg - only by breaking you could see the hidden prowess within.


    Through this distinction, ignoring the viability of appearance, nobody will make the mistake of knowing who is who.


    They might have the same features but he looks mature, more strict... older.


    Just from the glint of his eyes, you can tell that he isn''t a person that is just born yesterday. It is like an old man who had traversed the world for a thousand years just to obtain the truth.


    Though, when he realized that the answer has been in front of him since day one but is blind to see it well, it''s already too late.


    It''s because it was too simple to be true.


    Though the eccentricity of his appearance and temperament made Yan JinLong feel ghastly, he is only fazed a bit as he calmed his heart down. It might seem like he is seeing himself from another perspective but there is clarity in his mind.


    That stranger is not him.


    They may appear the same, but both of them are different persons.


    He is not him.


    The other person did not introduce himself but Yan JinLong somehow knows how he is named. The stranger is now then tagged as Yan JinLong the Second in his mind. Now, this Yan JinLong the Second strayed in his dream without prior warning and barged into a place he thought is sacred.


    Yan JinLong wondered, "Did my Mian Mian also meet this person here?"


    Well, that did happen. But the one Lin Mian Mian saw is not this scenario but a series of events that led to their current relationship. Of course, Yan JinLong will only know this fact in the latter part of the story.


    Yan JinLong the Second did not know the thoughts of the owner of this dream and just casually trotted past the person. He went to the side of the tree where a large patch of grass is cleared. A polished square rock is found in the middle. Yan JinLong was surprised when he found this.


    Is this rock been placed here before?


    Well, his eyes are always been watching the youth so how will he know?


    The doppelganger lowered his body then kneels unto the polished rock in a practiced action as though he had done it many times before. He then placed his lightly clenched hands on his thighs whilst his eyes strained to look afar. He ignored the presence of the ''young'' Yan JinLong as if he is not the one barging in.


    How ignorant, Yan JinLong scoffs.


    This is his dream, why is that other person occupying it?


    Though, it made him a bit relaxed. He is a bit wary before but the actions of the other person show that he is not the bit interested to harm him like how the urban legends said.


    This doppelganger is not here to kill him.


    Anyway, this is just a dream. What other harm than waking up will he receive?


    Yan JinLong, appeased by the situation, decided to observe the doppelganger. Yan JinLong the Second is kneeling in a posture as though he has been punished. He remembered kneeling in this way whenever the mother empress wanted to beat him with a stick when he was still young.


    What possible thing did this person do?


    Seeing that the other person seems to be looking for something, Yan JinLong followed the line of sight of Yan JinLong the second just to find a familiar infrastructure. H-hey, wait a minute. This place... Isn''t this the Jade Lin Courtyard that he prepared for Lin Mian Mian?


    Now, thinking about it, there is also a large canopy of Wisteria Tree in front of that building...


    "How is this possible-"


    "Silence."


    Yan JinLong wanted to ask but he was stopped by the other person''s ''shush''. The other person did not even look at him to glare or whatever but instead focused on watching the courtyard. He is a bit annoyed by the stranger''s impudence but still followed his command.


    Surely, he won''t be given any answers after asking.


    It is not worth wasting time.


    A small movement was heard from the courtyard. It was subtle like footsteps of bare feet walking to a wooden floor. Light little scratching noises coming from the fabric being pulled by. Nobody knows which part of the house the sounds came from but somehow they can tell that it is approaching closer.


    Yan JinLong is sure that such sound shouldn''t sound so vivid but it seems that the silence amplified the small movement.


    On the other hand, the doppelganger suddenly became sharp with his eyes straining more focus towards the entrances of the house. His posture is also somewhat straightened as though he has been slapped by a stick on his back. This jolt gave him the impression of sudden alertness.


    What is going on...?


    The window closer to their perspective but still a distance away was opened. A pale hand reaches out to the window frame gently grasping the edges before gradually stepping forward.


    Half of its body kissed the cool morning sun creating a touch of vibrancy on his soft image. The overlapping paleness and brilliance are enough to make his eyes gone blind.


    Yan JinLong is sure that he is not seeing things.


    It was Lin Mian Mian who perched unto the window sill. However, like the stranger, this Lin Mian Mian looks different from the Lin Mian Mian that he met. Though he is not as ''lifeless'' as his bride - this person is full of emotions!


    This Lin Mian Mian seems to be filled with grief and loneliness.


    Just seeing the dark shades under his eyes shows how he cannot sleep well at night, or how he often cries.


    There is a sad beauty coming from him.


    He is smiling but it is not reaching his soul. The happiness created by his face is the practiced smiles an actor is trained to have. It may be able to deceive people, but those whose hearts are hardened by the passages of time knows that those are fake.


    He is trying to be happy. He even clapped his hands often. But it is his way of conditioning himself from thinking that he is lonely...


    Yan JinLong did not expect to see such tragedy. Somehow, his heart ached. He would rather have the doll-like Lin Mian Mian, not this one who seems to be already on the end of the spider''s thread.


    One cut... it only needed one cut to end this.


    "Why... Why are you here?" Yan JinLong suddenly voiced out.


    The stranger did not flinch but just keep on staring at that person. Yan JinLong thought that the doppelganger will not answer so he turned around and started walking. Since he is speaking with air then he''ll just go and wake up-


    "I made a mistake," Yan JinLong the second said.


    Yan JinLong made a hundred and eighty and quickly returned to his position beside the doppelganger. He did not dare to look up to see what the doppelganger is watching but instead, he focused his attention on the other person.


    "Huh? To whom?"


    "To the person that I loved the most..."


    "..."


    Yan JinLong thought, why is my doppelganger saying bullshit?


    "I regret it," the stranger continued. "But that''s the only thing that I can do. It is no longer viable to obtain his heart."


    That is kind of sad.


    And stupid.


    Yan JinLong thought that if you made a mistake towards another person then just say sorry. He even knows how to say sorry. He thought that if ever he had wronged ''his Lin Mian Mian'' then he would kneel before the gods just to obtain his acceptance.


    He asked further, "What things did you do to make you think that you are no longer viable?"


    There was a long silence that made Yan JinLong feel that there is something wrong with the other person. However, before he could ask a new question, the other person replied.


    "I am scared and doubted him..."


    "Okay, then what is wrong with that-"


    "I... raped him..."


    "..."


    "Then I left him alone..."


    "..."


    "I locked him in my grasps... not letting him go."


    "..."


    "I loved him but all I did is to give him pain. Now, all I could do is to watch him afar. I don''t want him to be more broken..."


    Yan JinLong became silent. Rather, he has no words to say.


    He suddenly has the urge to beat someone up.


    To hurt the person that you love... how much suffering did he encounter to resort unto something irreversible? Looking at the straight face of the stranger and to the ''Lin Mian Mian'' smiling hollowly...


    Both obviously love each other, yearning for the other, yet reason and guilt made them separated.


    Then again, this is just a dream. He has no reason to feel sympathy towards a stranger that looks like him.


    He is not him.


    "Cherish him," the stranger suddenly said.


    Yan JinLong looked away not caring whatever these two strangers are doing. Instead, he focused his attention on the somehow calm wisteria tree. This tree is akin to that big tree of the Jade Courtyard. The only difference is that this tree had seen the saddest story that is why it is always crying.


    "You don''t have to remind me. I am not stupid like you," Yan JinLong answered.


    There is a slight fluctuation that marked his dream to an end. The other person did not dare to look away, still managed to say, "Just be careful."


    It was still dark when he opened his eyes. The faint light coming from the wedding lanterns cast a slightly warm touch to the paper walls. He remembered the look of that ''Lin Mian Mian'' in his dreams. Yan JinLong blinked his eyes to adjust his senses before pulling the person in his arms to a tight hug.


    However, he has kicked away.


    Yan JinLong fell from the bed.


    There were loud thud and bumping noises that people outside the room thought that the emperor and the new wife is at it again. And based on how the ''hit'' is done and how the ''crush'' and the fabric ''rubbing'', the two must have been doing an intense session!


    Of course, everyone knows (yeah, you beyond the fourth wall) that nothing is happening.


    The groan that they heard escape from the thin walls is from Yan JinLong silently cursing the sudden pain he received in his gut. He had indeed been on battles and fights etc. but being kicked to the stomach unprepared still hurt!


    He stood up ready to complain whatever when he caught sight of the person sleeping in the bed. Lin Mian Mian is still wearing the red wedding dress that is half-peeled showing his chest and shoulders. His legs are awkwardly apart with the foot responsible for kicking Yan JinLong from the bed void of any clothing.


    It''s dark but Yan JinLong can sense the blush coming from the youth.


    Something is different.


    The small complaint vanished and was replaced with anticipation. He carefully climbs up in the bed, properly closing the gaping legs, and then pulled Lin Mian Mian in a hug. He cradled the sleeping wife on his chest slightly patting Lin Mian Mian''s back.


    He kissed the top of his head and murmured a few words.


    It''s him.


    He is here.


    -----------------------


    Little theatre:


    Yan JinLong : *happy* He is here...


    Lin Mian Mian : *is dreaming from the pain of dying*


    Lin Mian Mian : *soothed by the pat on his back*


    Lin Mian Mian : *moaned lightly*


    Yan JinLong : *Suddenly the titan stood up*


    Yan JinLong: Okay, enough drama! Let''s start rolling!


    Lin Mian Mian : Ahhhhhhhhhh...ah~


    And the story begins hahahhaa