《Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu?》 Volume 1, The First Question Volume 1, The First Question "Um" "Hm? What''s wrong?" "Yuuji, when were the Taika Reforms again?" "You''re already a third year and you still don''t know? You really are dumb, Shouko." "We haven''t been taught that part yet. You''re just too smart." "It''s easy to memorize. Just remember ''Accident-Free Reforms'' ." "''Accident-Free''?" "It''s because there were no accidents that occurred during the Taika Reforms. Make sure you remember that. " "I will." "They happened in the year 625." "All right, I''ve memorized it." "Good. Make sure you remember." "Don''t worry, I won''t forget." Please answer the following question: To reduce the weight of frying pans, magnesium is used in the manufacturing process. However, this will cause an undesirable result when used in cooking. Describe what happens and name an alloy that could be used to replace magnesium. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: A violent chemical reaction will occur when magnesium is exposed to direct fire, causing it to burn. Instead, duralumin could be used to replace magnesium. Teacher''s Comment: Correct. The question specifically asked for an alloy, so answering "iron" would be incorrect. You weren''t tricked. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: Because the gas bill wasn''t paid. Teacher''s Comment: That is irrelevant to the question. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: Futuranium could be used (<- it''ll be super hard). Teacher''s Comment: That hasn''t been discovered yet, has it? This is my second spring here in Fumizuki Academy. To welcome new students, both sides of the slope leading to the academy were filled with dazzling, flowering cherry blossoms. I''m not the type of elegant, classy person to stop and appreciate the sight but it was just so beautiful that I couldn''t help but become mesmerized. That happened for just an instant, though. My mind was certainly filled with the thoughts of spring, but they weren''t about cherry blossoms. However, I was eager to find out what my new classroom and who my comrades of war, whom I will be sharing it with, will be. "Yoshii, you''re late." A stern voice greeted me once I reached the gates. I turned my head and looked towards the direction of that voice. A short haired athletic-looking man with a lightly tanned complexion was standing there. "Ah, Iron- I mean, Mr. Nishimura. Good morning!" I bowed my head slightly as I greeted him. After all, he IS the demonic counselor, Mr. Nishimura. You''re definitely in for trouble when he calls your name. "Did you just call me ''Ironman''?" "Ha ha, you''re just hearing things." "Oh, really?" That was close; I nearly called him "Ironman" like I always do. By the way, he was nicknamed "Ironman" because of his hobby of entering triathlons. Of course, his habit of wearing short sleeves even in the coldest winter days contributed to that as well. "That aside, you''re not going to just greet me are you?" "Oh, sorry. You look pretty dark today." "Are you more concerned with my skin tone rather than a proper apology for being late?" "So that was what you meant. I''m sorry for being late." "Good grief You never learn." He let out a sigh as he mumbled that. What he said made me sound like a person who comes late on a regular basis. "Sir. I don''t always arrive late, do I?" He was my homeroom teacher last year, so he should know the number of times I was late for school. "Never mind that, just take this." He took an envelope out of a box and handed it to me. My name, Yoshii Akihisa, was clearly written on it. "Thanks." I nodded politely to him and took the envelope. "Why is the school handing out the results of the placement test in such a troublesome way? Wouldn''t it be easier to just post it on a bulletin board?" It seemed very inconvenient, putting each student''s result into an envelope and handing them out personally. "We would have done that if we were just another regular school, but our school is the first in the world to use such a cutting-edge examination system. This is why we''re handing out the results individually." "I suppose so" I answered him as I fumbled with the envelope. I couldn''t wait to find out which class I had been placed in. Students who were second-year and above at Fumizuki Academy are allocated into different classes from Class A to Class F, depending on the class examinations. Simply put, geniuses will be in Class A, idiots in class F, and everyone else in between. Your intelligence level will be indicated by your class placement. In order to protect my manly pride, I will do whatever it takes to not be in Class F. "Yoshii, to tell you the truth" "Hm?" The envelope was glued shut, and I was still trying to open it. "After a year observing you, I wondered, ''Could Yoshii really be an idiot?''" "You''re greatly mistaken about that, sir. I would have to add ''Moron'' to your nickname if you were being serious about that." I wasn''t trying to brag. I didn''t study much for last year''s examination, but I felt pretty good about how I fared in it. Surely he must have changed his opinion of me when he saw my results. "Indeed. When I looked at your results, I realized how mistaken I had been." "I''m glad to hear that." I just couldn''t peel it open. Oh, well, guess I''ll have to tear the top part off. Which class will I be in? Is it Class D? Maybe Class C? "Be glad, Yoshii. My doubts for you have completely disappeared." I unfolded the piece of paper inside, and read the words written on it. "Yoshii Akihisa - Class F" "You really are an idiot." Thus, my life in the worst class began. Volume 1, The Second Question Volume 1, The Second Question Write down an idiom which has the following meaning: (1) Fail to do something you are good at (2) Encounter consecutive unfortunate events Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: (1) "Even a monkey can fall from a tree." (2) Having a leaking rooftop on a rainy day Teacher''s Comment: Correct. There are other answers for the first part of the question, such as "Horses losing their front hooves" and "Even fish may drown". Other answers for the second part would be "Good things don''t start coming, bad things never stop happening", "A year full of misfortune", etc. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: (1) "Even horses will drop from a tree." Teacher''s Comment: That would be an incredible scene. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: (2) Have both a leaking rooftop and landslide occur Teacher''s Comment: Aren''t you too unlucky? "What the? Isn''t this room too large to be a classroom?" Stepping onto the third floor that I never had a chance to visit last year, I saw a classroom five times larger than usual right in front of me. Maybe this was the Class A that people had been talking about. Let''s see what''s in there. "Congratulations to everyone for making it to the second year. My name is Takahashi Youko, and I am the homeroom teacher for Class 2-A. Nice to meet you." I stopped and looked into the classroom through the big window. There was an intelligent-looking woman with spectacles standing in the front of the classroom. She had her hair tied up on the back of her head and was dressed up neatly in a suit. When she stopped her speech, her name showed up not on a blackboard, but on a plasma TV that was huge enough to cover the whole wall. How luxurious! How much money did they spend on that? "First of all, please check the things that you were given. Everyone should have a laptop, a personal air conditioner, a fridge, an adjustable chair, etc. Are they working properly?" There was more than enough space, facilities, and equipment. It was easily enough for fifty students to use. The fridges were filled with drinks and snacks. Every student had their own air conditioner which they could adjust to whatever temperature they wanted. If you looked around the classroom, you would notice that the ceiling was made of glass. High-class paintings were hanging on the walls, and there were ornamental plants around the room. The interior design looked like the lobby of a five-star hotel. "Besides the textbooks and reference books, the food and drinks in the fridge are provided by the school free of charge. If you need any other facilities or equipment, feel free to let us know." I could smell the fragrance of red tea; it seems that some students had made some. "Now, let me introduce the class representative. Kirishima Shouko, please come forward." "Yes." The person who stood up and answered the call was a girl with long black hair. Her appearance resembled that of a Japanese doll. She was a gentle-looking girl who had a beautiful face and a dignified aura that made her look like she was free from secular affairs. Everyone in the classroom was looking at her. Class representative- the person in this class who scored the highest on the placement test. In other words, the smartest person in Class A was also the smartest person amongst the second-years; this explained why she was receiving so much attention. "My name is Kirishima Shouko. Nice to meet you." Although everyone was looking at her, she still introduced herself as usual. It seemed that everyone was staring at her eyes, but when I looked carefully, all of them were actually female. It seemed that the rumors were true! She was very famous as soon as she enrolled into this school. Everybody knew how beautiful she was, and a lot of guys had confessed to her. However, none of them ever succeeded. Since then, there were rumors saying that she liked girls I see the tide doesn''t start without wind. "Everyone in Class A, please work together with Kirishima from now until the end of your second year and study hard together! The ''war'' starts now, so please don''t lose to anyone else." The homeroom teacher concluded the speech, and Kirishima bowed before returning to her seat. Oh, no, I should hurry to my classroom. I quickly walked down the corridors at a very fast pace. Standing below the sign with "Class 2-F" written on it, I hesitated. Would being late to class give my classmates a bad impression? Was anyone in the classroom disgusting, scary, or hard to deal with? What kind of comrades will I have for the rest of the year? The more I thought about it, the more nervous I became. "Well, maybe I''m just worrying too much." It was just being late; there was nothing to worry about. Come to think of it, we were classmates; there was nothing to be afraid of! Maybe they would start worrying about me if I was late because I wasn''t feeling well! (Actually, it''s because I overslept.) Calm down, there was nothing to worry about. I need to trust the comrades whom I will have to work together with from now on. After I made up my mind, I pushed the door open and greeted my classmates in the room with my most sincere voice. "Sorry I''m late?" "Hurry up and sit down, you idiot!" My perfect image was ruined! "Didn''t you hear what I just said?" Come to think of it, this person was being rude. Being a teacher doesn''t give you the right to speak like this. I glared fiercely at the guy who was standing behind the lectern. He was unexpectedly tall, probably close to 180 cm. His body was slim but not thin, which made him look like a ruthless boxer. Slowly looking up, I saw a pair of eyes filled with willpower; a wild-looking, handsome face; and short hair on his head that looked like a mane. "Yuuji, what the hell are you doing?" This guy was not a teacher; he was my so-called friend, Sakamoto Yuuji. "Because the teacher''s late, I''m taking his place." "You are replacing the teacher? You? Why?" "Somehow, my score is the highest in Class F." "So that makes you the class rep?" "Ah, it seems so." Yuuji cunningly smiled. After listening to what he had said, I smiled as well. In other words, if I could take care of Yuuji, no one could stop me from doing anything in this class. "Therefore, everyone in this class is my subordinate." Yuuji proudly overlooked the classmates who were sitting on the ground. Yes, everyone was sitting on the ground. Why? The answer was simple: there were no chairs. "On the other hand this classroom really befits the name ''Class F''." I should find a place and sit down first. "Sorry, can you please let me through?" Suddenly, a weak voice came from behind me. A stupid-looking old man with untidy hair and dressed in a wrinkled shirt was standing there. "Can I put a chair there? It is homeroom now." Since he didn''t wear a uniform and looked far from being a teenager, I thought he might be our homeroom teacher. "Roger that." "Okay." Yuuji and I answered him separately and returned to our seats. The teacher waited until we were seated, stood behind the lectern, and spoke slowly. "Good morning, everyone. My name is Fukuhara Shin. I will be the homeroom teacher for Class 2-F. Nice to meet you." Mr. Fukuhara originally planned to write his name on the dirty board, but he wasn''t able to. Oh, my spirit! The school didn''t provide chalk? "Does everyone have a chabudai and a cushion? Please raise your hand if you don''t have one." There were around fifty students squeezed into this small little classroom without writing tables. There were only tatami, chabudai, and cushions. What new and luxurious facilities! I''ve known about this since my first year, but seeing it firsthand still shocked me. "Sensei my cushion doesn''t have any cotton in it." There were a number of students who complained about the faulty equipment. "I see. Bear with it." "Sensei, the leg of my table is broken." "Did they give you some glue? Glue it yourself later." "Sensei, cold air is blowing in from the broken window" "I see. I''ll report it to the school and request for plastic bags and tape to repair it." In the corner of the room were spiders freely making webs, and there wasn''t a single spot on the wall that was clean or without graffiti. This is terrible; is this an abandoned house? "If you need anything else, try to take care of it yourself" There was a smell of mildew filling up the classroom; it must be coming from below these old tatami. "Let''s begin the self-introductions! We will start from the person sitting beside the corridor." When Mr. Fukuhara finished his speech, one of the students in the circle stood up and started to introduce himself. "My name is Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, a member of the drama club." It was Hideyoshi speaking. He had a unique way of talking. With a slim body and loosely-tied shoulder-length hair, at a glance- no, even when I looked at him carefully, his cuteness could easily make me, someone who knew him, think that he was a girl. That''s right, that was Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, my classmate from last year. On the other hand, if he dressed up in a female uniform and changed his way of speaking, he would definitely be treated like a girl. This could happen easily in a class filled with smelly guys like this. "So then, nice to meet you." Hideyoshi smiled subtly, and ended his self-introduction. So so CUTE! Wait a second, Yoshii Akihisa, don''t fall for it! He''s a guy! "Tsuchiya Kouta" The next student had already started his self-introduction while I was still mumbling the warning I had to give myself numerous times last year. Who was it? Ah, I knew this guy as well. He was still as reticent as usual. He didn''t have a huge body, but you could see that he was good at sports from the muscles he had. I didn''t know why he was so shy. Was it because he didn''t want to stand out too much and get into trouble? Well, there were all sorts of people in the world. However, I could only see guys in the classroom; there were no girls in the last class. Was it the same everywhere else in the world? "is my name. I grew up overseas. Although I can speak Japanese, reading it is still a bit hard for me." While I was thinking, another introduction had begun. "My English is very poor because I grew up in Germany. My hobby is" OH! It was a girl this time; it was a precious treasure to the whole class. Finally, at least there was one girl in the class. "My hobby is beating up Yoshii Akihisa ." Who was it? Who had this special, extreme, and dangerous hobby? "Hello" The person who was smiling and waving at me was "Ah, Shi Shimada, it is you!" "Yoshii, nice to see you again this year." Another person I knew, and my natural enemy from last year- Shimada Minami. Why? Why were so many people I knew in the same class as me? Wasn''t it strange? Was this an example of "Birds of a feather flock together"? I couldn''t believe I was actually on the same level as these people! "Nice to meet you." Okay, it seemed that the person in front of me had just finished, and now it was my turn. I took a breath, and rose up from the ground. Let''s start my self-introduction! The first impression was very important. In order to make a lot of good friends, I have to make sure to stress that I was a positive and optimistic person. Suddenly, an idea ran through my mind. I decided to use a relaxing joke to start my speech. I tried my best to speak in a funny way, and started my self-introduction. "Er, my name is Yoshii Akihisa. Feel free to call me ''Darling''." "DAR--LING!" The chorus of rough voices was more disgusting than I could have ever imagined. "Sorry, I take back what I said! Nice to meet you." Although I had a fake smile on my face and returned to my seat, I still felt like I was going to vomit. I never imagined that they would really call me that. Class F was really horrible. Because of my feelings, the self-introductions never seemed to end. Just when I nearly fell asleep from the monotonous introductions and names, someone opened the door. A girl stood at the entrance, putting her hand on her chest and trying to catch her breath. "S-sorry I''m l-late." "What?" Everyone shouted, but this was expected. When something like this happens, anyone would be shocked. "Actually, you came at just the right time. We are introducing ourselves now. Please introduce yourself to the class, Himeji." "O-Okay! My name is Himeji Mizuki. Nice to meet you" Himeji used a voice even smaller than her petite body. Her skin was as white as new snow. The long and soft hair down to her back showed the gentle nature of its owner. With her cute appearance, she truly stood out in a class filled with guys. However, her beautiful outlook was not why everyone was shocked. "I have a question!" One of the guys who had already introduced himself raised his right hand. "Ah, y-yes, what is your question?" Being questioned immediately after stepping into the classroom, Himeji couldn''t hide her surprise and nervousness, but her actions were reminiscent of a cute little animal''s. It was so cute. "Why are you here?" What an impolite first question. But this was the same question everyone in the class wanted to ask. Her cute outlook did attract attention, but more importantly, her marks were very high. She had the second-highest score on the enrollment exam, and she was always amongst the top ten. A good student like her shouldn''t be in Class F. No matter who you ask, the answer would be that she belongs in Class A. "About this" With a nervous look on her face, her body stiffened up, and she said: "I had a fever during the placement test" After hearing that, the entire class nodded as if to say, "So that''s why." Leaving in the middle of an exam results in a zero grade. In other words, she didn''t finish the placement test last year, so she was allocated to Class F. Listening to Himeji''s answer, many people in the class started saying their own excuses. "Now that I think about it, I was allocated to Class F because of fever as well." "Yeah, it was chemistry, right? That was hard." "I didn''t do well because I heard that my brother was involved in an accident." "Shut up, you singleton." "My girlfriend didn''t let me sleep the night before the test." "Yeah, right. That''s the biggest lie I''ve ever heard." These guys were more idiotic than I could imagine. "Nice nice to meet you." During the noisy discussion, she ran to the space between Yuuji and me. I never thought that I would be in the same class as her, never mind sit next to her. To be honest, my heart was beating wildly. She was really very cute, and it made me think that welcoming her in a lousy classroom like this should be a serious crime. "I am so scared" Himeji sighed and lied on the table when she got to her seat. Great! Since we were sitting so close together, this was a great chance to talk! Our love would start from this incident, and eventually, we would become destined lovers. That''s right; this first sentence would be the key to the door of our happiness and future together. "Hime-" "Himeji." Yuuji, who was sitting beside me, spoke and raised his voice over mine. Damn you, Yuuji! My future plan "From Classmates to the Red Carpet of Marriage: Our Springtime Meeting- 654 episodes" ended before it could play for more than 2 minutes! What am I supposed to show to the audience for the next 653 hours and 58 minutes!? "Y-Yes? Is anything wrong?" Himeji looked at Yuuji, panicked, and carefully straightened out her skirt. Was it because sitting on a cushion could easily wrinkle it? "My name is Sakamoto, Sakamoto Yuuji. Nice to meet you." "Ah, my name is Himeji. Nice to meet you." She bowed her head deeply and gave a salute greeting. Her family education must have been very good. "Well, are you still feeling sick?" "I would like to know, too." I unwittingly cut into the conversation. I was sitting beside her during the placement test, and she didn''t look too well at the time. I wondered if she felt better now. "Yo-Yoshii?" Himeji was shocked when she saw my face. Did you have to be that shocked? Was I that ugly? No way, this was impo- "Himeji, sorry that Akihisa''s ugly face scares you." What? What was going on here? Maybe Yuuji was trying to cover for me, but he was only making it worse. "That That''s not true! You see, my eyes are filled with energy, and my face is slim and beautiful; I am not ugly at all! Actually, I-" "Now that you mention it, your face doesn''t look bad at all! Actually, I know someone who''s interested in you!" What? I never imagined that Yuuji would have such good information. I needed to confirm this. "Eh? Who is" "Who Who is it?" Himeji''s voice covered my voice. Well, it didn''t really matter since we were asking the same question. It seemed like girls this age were interested in topics like this. "I remember. Kubo" Kubo? Who was the girl with the surname Kubo? "Toshimitsu, I think!" Kubo Toshimitsu --> (Sex: MALE) "" "Akihisa, are you crying secretly?" I was stained now; I couldn''t be a bridegroom anymore. "Don''t worry; half of that was a joke." "What? What about the other half?" "Oh, right. Himeji, are you feeling well?" "I am fine now." "Yuuji, what about the other half?" Since Yuuji was ignoring me, I raised my voice to catch his attention. "You over there, be quiet." The teacher knocked the table a few times, the knocking sounds serving as a warning. "Sorry-" *Crashing sound* Suddenly, the teacher''s wooden table collapsed into wood chips. The table couldn''t even take a few knocks; how bad did we have it here? "I''ll get a new table to replace it. Please be patient." The teacher felt embarrassed, and quickly stepped out of the classroom. Once again, I realized how lousy our equipment was. "Ah ha ha" Himeji had a forced smile on her face. Looking at her like this reminded me that people like Yuuji and I deserved to study in a classroom like this, but it must be hard for a student like her. Well, it was our own fault for not performing well in the test. Being able to take care of our own health was a kind of strength as well. But being allocated to Class F just because of leaving the exam due to a fever was ridiculous. They should have at least given her another chance. Anger towards the unfairness of the placement test swirled up inside me. If that''s the case, we should try our best to get some better equipment for her. I talked to the class rep, who was yawning at the moment. "Yuuji, come here." "What do you want?" "We can''t talk here; let''s go to the corridor." "Fine by me." I stood up and walked towards the corridor. At that time, Himeji and I somehow made eye contact. "Well, what''s up?" It was homeroom now and no one was in the corridor, so we could speak freely. "About this classroom" Of course I meant this one. "The Class F classroom? It''s worse than I imagined." "You also think so, right?" "Of course." "Have you looked at Class A''s equipment?" "Yeah, it''s so different from ours. I''ve never seen a classroom like that before." On one side was a classroom with a blackboard full of cracks and without even any chalk to write on it with, and on the other was a classroom with an expensive plasma TV. Nobody can accept a difference in treatment like this, right? "I have an idea. Since we are second-years now, let''s have a Summoner Test War!" "A War?" "Yes, and the enemy is Class A." "Why?" Suddenly, Yuuji looked at me with wariness. "Nothing special; it is just that our classroom is really lousy." "Don''t lie to me. A person like you, who has no interest in studying, now wants to have a War over the equipment? We''d be more likely to win the lottery." Damn! His sixth sense was still as good as ever. "No No, that''s not right! If I didn''t want to study, I wouldn''t have chosen this school-" "You chose this school because it''s cheap and has a good reputation in universities, right?" No! I explained my reason to him before. "Ah, that''s It''s because" What should I do? I couldn''t think of anything better. "It''s because of Himeji, right?" Shock! Since my real intention was actually seen through by him, I unwittingly straightened my back. "How How do you know that?" "You''re so simple! I just tested you a bit, and you gave it away yourself." The wary-looking eyes disappeared, replaced by Yuuji''s smile. I was cheated! "That''s not the only reason-" "Yeah, yeah, you don''t have to explain anymore, I totally understand." "I just told you, it''s not what you think!" Damn! I couldn''t even communicate with this guy. "Don''t worry; even if you hadn''t suggested it, I had already planned to declare war against Class A." "Huh? Why? Yuuji, you''re not studying either, are you?" That''s why he didn''t care about the class equipment. "I just want to prove that grades don''t mean everything." "?" "I even came up with a plan to defeat Class A- Oh, the teacher''s back! Let''s get into the classroom." Yuuji urged me to get in the classroom. "Let''s continue with the self-introductions." After bringing in the new table (this one was lousy, too), homeroom continued. "My name is Sugawa Ryou. My hobby is" The monotonous introductions continued as usual. "Sakamoto, you''re last." "Roger." Yuuji answered the teacher''s call and rose up from his seat. He kept his usual kidding mode on as he walked slowly towards the lectern with the dignity of a class representative. "Sakamoto is the class representative for Class F, right?" Facing Mr. Fukuhara''s question, Yuuji replied with a nod. It was the perfect match: the worst class rep for the worst class. Instead of saying it''s an honor, it might actually be a shame. But Yuuji didn''t think like that. He stood confidently behind the lectern and looked down at us. "I am the class representative of Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji. You can either call me ''Sakamoto'' or ''class rep''." Most of the students in the class didn''t really care about who he was, since he was only the least idiotic of the idiots in Class F. Most thought that it was like the pot calling the kettle black. "Now, I have a question for everyone." He looked into everyone''s eyes, and spoke slowly. Maybe it was because he got the timing right, as everyone was looking at him now. When he confirmed that he had everyone''s attention, he moved his eyes to every corner of the classroom. A classroom with the smell of mildew. Old and dirty cushions. Chabudai with dirt left from sweat. We followed his sight, looking at these one by one. "Class A has not only air conditioners but also adjustable chairs." He took a deep breath, and calmly said: "Are you dissatisfied?" "Of course!" The cries from the souls of every member in Class F rang through the corridor. "Aren''t you? Even I am dissatisfied with the current situation. As the class rep, I can see a big problem in here." "That''s right!" "No matter how cheap the school fee is, it is unthinkable to let us use such equipment! We must tell the school to improve it!" "We pay the same fees as Class A does, but the treatment is too different!" Complaints were coming from everywhere in the class. "You are right. Therefore" Satisfied with the reaction of the classmates, Yuuji showed a fearless smile on his face. "As class rep, I have a suggestion." Showing his tiger-tooth to his fellow comrades, he stated: "I plan to declare a Summoner Test War against Class A." Class F representative, Sakamoto Yuuji, had ignited the flames of war. Volume 1, The Third Question Volume 1, The Third Question Please translate the following sentence into Japanese: "This is the bookshelf that my grandmother had used regularly." Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: "This is the bookshelf that my grandmother had used regularly." Teacher''s Comment: Correct. You must be working very hard! Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: "" (This) Teacher''s Comment: You only know how to translate "This"? Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "??*" Teacher''s Comment: Please use a human language to answer the question. Declare war against Class A. This suggestion sounded too unrealistic for Class F. "It''s impossible to win!" "I don''t want to get even worse facilities." "I''m satisfied as long as Himeji is here." Cries like this were filling up the room. Well, even a blind man could see the difference in fighting ability between Class A and Class F. It has been four years since Fumitzuki Academy adopted an examination system with scores not limited to 100. Under this system, students would answer as many questions as they could in one hour. As a result, there was no limit to how high a student could score. The score could increase indefinitely, limited only by the student''s intelligence. Besides that, there is a "Shoukanjuu Summoning System", which was accidentally created by combining science with supernatural power. Under teacher supervision, students can summon their Beings, whose power is equal to their respective summoners'' results, and fight against each other. The overall average score now is fairly low, and this was the latest system invented to encourage the students to study. With this system as the core, students are allowed to have inter-class wars called "Summoner Test Wars", in which the students'' Beings fight against each other. The results of the tests are very important in the War and the difference in results between Class A and Class F is huge. If we fought head-on, one student from Class A could probably beat three from Class F at the same time. Actually, if the student was good enough, they might be able to take four or five of us out at the same time. "We will win for sure- no, I''ll show you that we''ll win." Despite knowing that the difference in our fighting ability was huge, Yuuji still confidently declared that we would win. "You''ve got to be kidding me." "That''s impossible, right?" "What makes you so sure about this?" Objections came from every corner of the room. Well, no matter how you look at it, this was not a winnable War. I still couldn''t deny it even though I promised Yuuji that we''d start the War together. Even if it''s impossible, I still won''t give up! "Of course, I have my theory. We have some strong factors that will help us win." The whole class raged after Yuuji said that. Was it even possible for us to win? Even though we were Class F, the worst class in Year 2? "Let me explain." My bad friend stood behind the lectern and showed a daring smile on his face, overlooking us from above the ground. "Kouta, stop leaning on the tatami and peeping at Himeji''s underwear. Come here for a bit." "! (shook his head)" "What!?" Tsuchiya Kouta desperately shook both his head and his hands, trying to show that he didn''t commit such a crime. Himeji pressed down her skirt and hid; the boy covered the mark the tatami left on his face, and walked towards the podium. He was simply amazing. He was the only person who dared to be that shameless, and use such an inappropriate pose to peep at a girl''s underwear; he is much braver than someone like me, who could only think of using a small mirror to peep. "Tsuchiya Kouta. This guy is the famous Muttsurini." "! (fiercely shaking his head)" Tsuchiya Kouta might not be well-known by name, but the name "Muttsurini" was different. This name was respected and feared by the male students, and despised and disdained by the female students. "He is THE Muttsurini" "How''s that possible? Muttsurini looks like THIS?" "But there''s the evidence. He was brazenly peeping!" "Well, he does live up to his name!" With a sorrowful look, he was using his hand to hide the mark the tatami left on his face. I heard that he would never admit to what he did under any circumstance. Well, one eyewitness was better than ten hearsays. "?" Himeji looked like she had a lot of question marks above her head. Could it be that she didn''t know where the nickname "Muttsurini" came from? Should I explain it to her? "Himeji need not be forgotten. Everyone should know how good she is." "Yes? Are you talking about me?" "Yeah, you''re the main force; I''m looking forward to your performance!" If we were really going to start the Summoner Test War, no one would be more trustworthy than her. "You''re right; we have Himeji on our side!" "If she''s here, we won''t lose to those nerds from Class A." "Nothing matters as long as she''s here." Who was it? Who was the person that kept sending love messages to Himeji? "We also have Kinosheeta Hideyoshi." Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, although his scores weren''t outstanding, was still famous for being the star of drama club, having a twin sister, etc. "Ooooh" "He''s Kinosheeta Yuuko''s" "Of course I''ll give it my best shot." "I know you''re a guy who means what he says." "Wasn''t Sakamoto called ''Whiz Kid'' when he was in primary school?" "Does that mean he wasn''t feeling well during the placement test, like Himeji?" "Then we have two people with Class A ability in our class." We might be able to win! Especially with this kind of atmosphere! That''s right; somehow, the morale of the class skyrocketed. "Also, we have Yoshii Akihisa." Total silence. Then the morale dramatically dropped. What!? Was my name so destructive? Why did he bring it up!? "Wait a second, Yuuji! Why do you want to mention my name now!? There is no need for it!" "''Yoshii Akihisa''? Who is that?" "Never heard of him." "You see! The great morale is gone. I''m not like Yuuji and the others; I''m just a normal peasant. Please treat me normally- Wait, why the staring? It''s not my fault the morale dropped!" *Sigh*. Even if someone in the class had heard of me, it wouldn''t be anything good anyway. Since no one knew about me in the first place, I didn''t have to purposely make things worse. "If you don''t know, then let me tell you! His title is the ''Punishment Bearer''." Oh, no, he said it. "Isn''t that another word for ''idiot''?" Someone in the class gave a fatal opinion. "N-no! That''s just a small nickname for a sixteen-year-old mischievous teenager." "Yes, it is another word for ''idiot''." "Can you please not agree so surely, Yuuji, you idiot!" "Punishment Bearer" was a punishment given to students who had a problem studying. I was one of them. But it was only because I wasn''t good at it! "Excuse me. Can you tell me what it means exactly?" Himeji leaned her head to one side, and it looked like she was confused. Since she was a student who always stood at the top of the pyramid, it was reasonable that she was unfamiliar with the title. "Simply put, it''s a student who does odd jobs for the teachers. Their Being has the privilege of being able to touch physical objects, and it can help out with work." That was right; normally, a Being could not touch any normal object. All they could touch or interact with were the other Beings. They were like phantoms. The floors of the school had been specially made so the Beings could stand on it. But my Being was different. Just like Yuuji said, it was a special one that could touch physical objects. "Oh, I see, that''s magnificent! I heard that the Beings aren''t only cute but also have incredible powers. Being able to touch normal objects is pretty convenient." Himeji gazed at me with sparkling eyes filled with admiration and respect; to tell the truth, it made me itchy and uncomfortable. "Ha ha, that''s nothing special!" I just waved it off. Actually, this really was nothing special. If I could order my Being freely, it would be a wonderfully useful ability. Even a relatively weak Being, summoned by someone with a low score like mine, had much more power than a human could dream of. Crushing a rock is as simple as ABC. Sadly, I was never able to benefit from it; if anything, it caused the opposite result. The Being could only be used under a teacher''s supervision, and teachers would only allow me to summon it when they needed it for heavy work: that was the truth. And to me, there was no benefit at all. Since it can be used only while under a teacher''s supervision, I almost never get the chance to use it for my own purposes. Besides, the Being''s health and energy are directly connected to mine. For example, if my Being carried a heavy object and ran around the school, I would be tired. If the heavy object dropped onto my Being''s leg while working, I would feel the pain. Not only was I denied use of it for personal advantage, but also the pain from its work was transferred to me. It was just plain punishment. Therefore, being a "Punishment Bearer" was nothing to be proud of, and made nothing more convenient. It was only punishment for students who had bad marks and lacked the will to study, and this is why it is synonymous with "idiot" "Wait a minute; since he is the ''Punishment Bearer'', then if he was beaten in the War, he would suffer as well, right?" "That''s right! We would instantly lose a man." They found out. This was why I wanted to avoid fighting. If my Being was beaten, I would feel the pain with it! "Don''t worry about it. A worthless lowlife like him is no more a liability than he is an asset." "Yuuji, that does not help at all." "Anyway, to show our strength, I plan to conquer Class D first." "What!? You can''t just ignore me like that!" We were standing so close together, but my hatred just couldn''t get through! "Everyone is dissatisfied with the current situation, right?" "What we want is the systematic tables and chairs from Class A, not the chabudai!" "Of course!" "Then everyone, take your pen in your hand; we are preparing for battle!" "Uuuooo!" "U-uuuooo" Affected by the astonishing momentum in the class, Himeji also raised her small fist. I felt the need to protect her, but in the end, she will probably be the one protecting me. "Akihisa, declare war on Class D. You must succeed, even at the cost of your life." Such determination! If it was so important, why shouldn''t he do it himself? "Won''t they beat on the lower class''s messenger?" "Don''t worry; they won''t hurt you. Just act like you were forced to go." "Really?" "Of course! Who do you think I am?" A definitive response with no chance for rebuttal. It must be true. Although Yuuji loved to joke around, he was not at all a liar. "Don''t worry. Trust me; I would never lie to a friend." An encouraging sentiment. I still thought that he was up to something, but I just had to do it. I had no other choice. "OK, leave it to me." "I''m counting on you." The class sent me off with cheers and applause. I left the classroom and headed towards Class D with a solemn and stirring atmosphere. "I was tricked!" I escaped into the corridor, and ran for my life. I finally dove, rolled, and crawled back into the classroom. I-I was nearly killed! Those bastards in Class D! If they caught me, they would have killed me! I collapsed on the ground, out of breath, and glared at Yuuji. "It''s just as I thought." How can you say it so calmly? You bastard, I''ll rip you to pieces! "What do you mean ''just as I thought''?! You knew that this would happen!" "Of course. How else could I be class leader?" "At least feel guilty about it!" Even though I have known him since last spring, there are some things about him I just don''t understand. "Yoshii, are you alright?" Himeji ran to me when she saw my tattered clothes. "Yeah, I''m fine; just a few scrapes and bruises." Shimada came, too. The care of my classmates helped take the edge off the immense pain. "I see, that''s good There are still places that I can punch." "Ahh! Give me a break! I''m dying!" I held my hand to my chest and rolled around in agony. Even if she is a girl, Shimada can''t be taken lightly. "Don''t bother with him; we''re having a meeting now." Yuuji opened the door and walked out of the room; he must have been looking for a room to have his meeting in. Shouldn''t you at least show some concern for your friend? Come to think about it, was Yuuji really a friend? This isn''t the first time I wondered that; I probably think about it once a day. "Let me know if it''s still painful later on." Himeji said that, and quickly followed behind Yuuji. "It still hurts?" A guy with a petite body like that of a young girl, Hideyoshi, tapped on my shoulder and walked out. " (walking sound)" Muttsurini rubbed his face and walked towards me. "Hey, Muttsurini, has your mark from the tatami gone away?" " (shakes head)" "Don''t bother denying; I know you''re him." " (shakes head again)" "In one sense, it''s pretty impressive that you can still deny it." " (shakes head again)" "What color were they?" "Sky blue." He answered instantly. "Muttsurini, you sure do live up to your name." " (shakes head again)" Just when I was having a nice chat with the class pervert, "Yoshii, you need to come too." Shimada forcefully grabbed my wrist and dragged me out. And here I was thinking I''d have a chance to be lazy "Yes, yes, yes." "Once is enough." "Yes, madam." "One day, I will Das Brechen you- wait, how should I say it in Japanese?" Shimada''s mouth suddenly slowed down. What was Das Brechen? I think that''s German, right? "''Break''." Muttsurini''s voice came from nearby. "That''s right. I need to break you in." "''Break me in''? Shouldn''t you use words like ''train'' or ''tutor''?" "Then I''ll pick the one in the middle, and use Zchtigung instead." "I don''t know what that means." "In Japanese, I think it should be ''torture''?" "That''s even worse." "Is it?" Why does she only know words like these, and no normal ones? "By the way, Muttsurini. How do you know the phrase ''break in'' in German?" "Learned from normal life and moral principles." What kind of moral principles does someone like you have? Which principles made you learn words like "torture"? "Muttsurini, you never change! Your brain is rich in knowledge of sex, but poor in everything else." " (kept shaking his head)" We continued our useless discussion as we walked around the school. Yuuji, who was walking in front of the team, had already reached the top floor. He opened the door, and went out under the sun. The sun was dazzling, shining bright in a clear cloudless sky. The blinding sunlight and wind in spring made everyone but Muttsurini cover their eyes; Muttsurini didn''t need to because he was busy staring at Himeji''s skirt being blown by the wind. "Akihisa, you did declare war, right?" Yuuji sat on the stairs in front of the iron fence. "I essentially told them that we would attack this afternoon." "So shouldn''t we at least have lunch first?" "That''s right. Akihisa, can you please eat something normal this afternoon?" "If you really care, then please treat me to some bread." I was someone who could never put anything in my stomach. Nothing except feelings, of course. "Huh? Yoshii never eats lunch?" Himeji looked at me in disbelief. Her life must be regular and scheduled. And it seems that she grew up well because of that. "Of course I eat lunch!" "Does that count as actually eating something, though?" Yuuji cut into the conversation. "What are you trying to say?" "Well, I mean, isn''t your main food just salt and water?" Yuuji sounded sorrowful and sympathetic. That was so rude. I can only take so many insults! "I eat sugar too!" "Yoshii. ''Eat'' doesn''t really apply to water and sugar." "That''s right. You should say ''lick'' instead." Everyone was looking at me with a strange kindness, but it didn''t make me feel good. "You should have planned ahead of time and saved some money for food. Serves you right!" "That''s because I-I barely have enough for living expenses!" Actually, my parents were working overseas, so I was living alone. Of course they sent money every month I just happened to spend most of it on games and manga. Hobbies are expensive! "Well, if you don''t mind, let me make lunch for you." "Eh?" The gentle words came so suddenly, and I couldn''t help thinking that I heard something wrong. Lunch? From a girl? Handmade? "Really? I haven''t eaten anything but salt and sugar for the longest time." "Sure. If you don''t mind, I will start tomorrow." "That''s great, Akihisa. A handmade lunch with love, right?" "Yeah!" In a situation like this, I needed to honestly show her that I was glad. Even if Yuuji''s teasing was unpleasant. "Haha. Mizuki, you''re so nice, making lunch ONLY for Akihisa." I wasn''t sure why Shimada used a bored voice and said something spiteful like that. What if Himeji said, "I won''t do it then," or something like that? How were you going to compensate me? "Ah, no! Actually, I can make one for everyone" "We can have it as well? Really?" "Yes, if you don''t mind." Ohhh, even Yuuji''s getting one as well. She was too kind. However, I felt a bit disappointed that I wouldn''t be able to enjoy it alone. " (nod)" "Let me see how good you are at cooking!" Now Himeji had to make six people''s lunches, herself included. It must be tiring. "Okay, then I will bring everyone''s lunch to school." Even in situations like this, she never showed even a bit of unwillingness on her face. "Himeji, that is so kind of you." This was coming from the bottom of my heart. It really was difficult to bring six lunches to school; I simply couldn''t understand it. What a selfless and attractive person she was! "There, there''s nothing like" "I''m saying this kind of late, but when I first saw you in class, I felt like I-" "Oi, Akihisa, if you''re dumped now, you won''t have any lunch tomorrow." "-have known you before." I successfully avoided being dumped. Luckily, I changed "fell in love with you" before I finished the sentence. My judgment was simply amazing. "Akihisa, confessing out of one''s own desire to is something a typical pervert would do." I hated my judgment now. "Akihisa, sometimes you do things I could only imagine." "But a lunch with love" But that was only to save myself from starvation. It was all because of poverty! "Enough chit-chat; let''s continue discussing the War!" Oh, that''s right. I had completely forgotten why we came here. "Yuuji, I have a question. Why Class D? If we are fighting in order, our first target should be Class E. And if we want to fight once and for all, shouldn''t we pick Class A?" "Now that you mention it, you''re completely right!" "That''s true, but I have a different plan." Yuuji boldly nodded his head. "What plan?" "Although my plan goes much deeper, the reason for not attacking Class E is simple: it''s just not worth our time." "Huh? But they are at a higher rank than us, right?" Since the class division was based on the result, then of course Class E would be better than us, Class F, right? Why did he say that it was not worth our time fighting with them? "Ha, that''s true according to the placement test results, but the actual situation is different. Have a look: who do you have around you?" "Er" I did as Yuuji said and looked around at the people nearby. Hmm, who do we have here? "Two beautiful girls, two idiots, and a silent pervert." "Who are these beautiful girls you''re referring to?" "What? Yuuji, you''re reacting to the mention of beautiful girls?" " (face getting red)" "Muttsurini, not you as well? What should I do? I can''t think for all of us." "Everyone, calm down! Just let Muttsurini endure it." "That''s, that''s right." "Wait a minute. Before we continue this meeting, I want to protest that beautiful girls are affecting people''s minds." "Anyway" Yuuji cleared his throat, and continued his explanation. Was he trying to ignore my existence? "If Himeji can fight with us, Class E isn''t a match for us, even head-on in brute strength. Since our final target is Class A, it is meaningless to waste our time fighting with Class E." "Then how about fighting Class D head-on?" "We don''t have a one hundred percent chance of winning." "If that''s the case, we should target Class A from the beginning." My target was Class A, not Class D. My cause for the War is different from Yuuji''s. "That''s because it''s our first battle. You guys want to have a great fight and grab everyone''s attention, right? Furthermore, this is what we need to defeat Class A." This was the plan for winning against Class A? But Yuuji was still keeping the details to himself. "Ex excuse me!" It isn''t often that Himeji speaks loudly. What was going on? "Himeji? What''s wrong?" "Err, that what you were talking about just now is the Summoner Test War that Yoshii and Sakamoto discussed earlier, right?" "Oh, you''re talking about that. Just now, Akihisa came to talk to me about how you-" "So that means!" To stop Yuuji from continuing his needless speech, I purposely raised my voice. "If we can''t beat Class D, then what we said before is meaningless." Facing my doubt, Yuuji laughed out loud. "With all of you helping, we can definitely beat them." Win against Class D? With our help? In the War? This was a strange feeling. These words gave us the encouragement to get our momentum going. Even though the situation looked hopeless, we felt revitalized and confident. Yuuji''s words seemed to have some kind of magical power. "Great. It looks like this is going to get interesting!" "Let''s pull those Class A nerds back down to Earth!" " (praise)" "I I will try my best." Defeat Class A. It might sound crazy; it might be a dream that would never come true. But if we never did anything, dreams would never come true. Since we''re all stuck in the same class together, it wasn''t so bad to try and work for a common goal. "Alright, let me explain the battle strategy!" We stayed on the top floor, enjoyed the cozy wind, and listened to the strategy that would bring us to victory. Volume 1, The Fourth Question Volume 1, The Fourth Question Please answer the following questions: (1) What value of X satisfies the equation 4 sin X + 3 cos 3X = 2 and is found in the first quadrant? (2) Which one of the following expressions is equivalent to sin (A+B)? sin A + cos B sin A - cos B sin A cos B sin A cos B + cos A sin B Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: (1) X = /6 (2) Teacher''s Comment: That''s right. You can write the angle with the symbol instead of . Your answer is perfect. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: (1) X = probably 3 Teacher''s Comment: I think you''re trying to slack off by saying "Probably". Even though you''re close, I can''t give you credit. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: (2) Probably Teacher''s Comment: I have seen plenty of students'' attempts before, but you''re the first who tried to slack off on a multiple-choice question like this. "Yoshii! Kinosheeta''s troop started the fight with Class D in the corridor!" With her ponytail swinging behind her, Shimada, who was placed in the same troop I was, ran towards me. Under careful observation, you could see that she was tall, with long legs, so why doesn''t she look like a girl? Which part of her was wrong? "Ah, maybe it''s the flat chest?" "Let me break your fingers one by one! Evenly!" Oh, no, I think I just stepped on a landmine. "L-Let''s just stop there. We need to focus on the War!" The troop that was fighting on the frontlines was the vanguard led by Kinosheeta. The backup troop we''re in was located between the frontlines and Class F. I don''t remember accepting an offer to be troop leader, but now I have to take the responsibility to lead everyone, so I need to focus. First, we need to get a feel for the atmosphere of battle. If I listen closely, I think I can hear sounds of battle coming from the vanguard troop. "Now Come! You Loser Dog!" "I Ironman? No! I don''t want to go to the remedial room!" "Shut up! The prisoners of war will be staying in the remedial room and will be specially lectured until the battle ends! I''m not sure how long it will take to end, but it looks like I''ll have enough time to lecture you!" "P-Please, let me go! I don''t have the confidence to get through the torture!" "Torture? That''s not true. It''s just a marvelous educational lecture. By the time it''s over, I''ll have educated you into a standard student whose hobby is studying, just like Ninomiya Kinjiro!" "D-devil! Someone help me! No!!!" *Door closing* OK, now I have a good understanding of what a Summoner Test War is. "Shimada, give the order to the troop." "OK? What order? What do you want me to say?" During a dangerous time like this, there is only one order I can give: "Retreat!" "You coward!" She used the hidden art that attacks both eyes! "Ow, my eyes!" "Did it wake you up, you big idiot!? You''re the troop leader! How can you run away without putting up a good fight?" Was the pain in my eyes necessary to clear my mind? If she wanted to say something like this, she should have just punched or slapped me instead of stabbing my eyes! "Listen up, Yoshii. Our mission is to back up Kinosheeta''s vanguard troop, right? During the time they''re replenishing their test scores, we need to hold the front line. If our troop runs away from our important mission, the vanguard troop won''t be able to replenish their scores smoothly." It was rare to see Shimada give a serious opinion. What she just said is true; the mission we carried was very important. Our performance could greatly affect the result of this War. Instead, I was thinking about running away just because I was afraid of suffering from a remedial Shimada, you are so brave! I don''t know why, but I''m even shedding tears (maybe from the pain of being stabbed?). "I''m sorry, I was wrong. I''ll throw away the fear of the remedial room, and focus on winning the fight." "Good. I don''t think we have anything to worry about, though. Although we may be weak in fighting one-on-one, fighting together against one enemy at a time should be fine." That''s right. Even though we have lower scores, it''s not the deciding factor in the War. Depending on our tactics, we may still have a good chance of winning this War. "You''re right. OK, I''m full of energy!" "That''s the spirit, Yoshii!" We all raised our fists. No problem, we can do this! As our morale rose, a scout went up to Shimada. "Shimada, the vanguard troop is losing!" "Retreat!" Wait a minute, that was totally different from those righteous speeches you just gave! "Yoshii, we can retreat first, right?" I had a feeling that this might cause a big problem, but maybe it was just me. "OK, we should run away first! It''s too difficult to fight now." "That''s right, we already did our best." I looked back towards the direction where Class F was. Yokoda (Class F) who was supposed to be staying in the classroom was standing right behind me. "Yokoda? Why are you here?" "I''m here to give you a message from the class rep." Yokoda looked at the memo, and read the message out loud: "''If you dare to run away, I will kill you!''" "Everyone charge!" When I came to my senses, I was on my way to the battlefield. It was all for the victory of Class F! Suddenly, there was a pretty girl in front of me running in my direction. "Yoshii, you''re here to support me!" Oh, it was Hideyoshi. What should I say; this guy looked cute no matter the time or place "Hideyoshi, are you OK?" "Yeah, I somehow managed to survive. But my score was greatly reduced." "I see, then how about your Being?" "Too tired to move; it can''t continue fighting anymore." "OK, then you better do some tests to replenish your score!" "You''re right. There may not be enough time to have tests for each subject, but it still helps to have even one or two subjects'' scores replenished." He immediately ran towards the classroom, and following behind him were the members of the vanguard troop. It seems that their numbers were fewer than when they left. A lot of people must have been sent to the remedial room. "Yoshii, do you still remember the rules of a Summoner Test War? If a teacher''s not around, you can''t summon your Being!" "I know that!" It was just as Shimada had advised. While we''re using our test scores to fight, we need to comply with the rules on the following page: Fumitzuki Academy Rules for Fights Related to Classroom Facilities and the Summoner Test War 1. In principle, the fight is between classes. Under the supervision of a teacher of any subject, students may activate the summoning system to summon their Beings. Also, a fight that uses cumulative scores must be supervised by the Head Teacher. 2. A student may have only one Being. The strength of a student''s Being is equal to their last test score. The cumulative score is the sum of every subject''s latest test score. 3. A student''s score will be reduced proportionally to the strength that their Being loses in the fight. Once a student''s score is reduced to zero, their Being will die and they will receive remedial classes in the remedial room. 4. A student may replenish their score infinitely as long as their Being is not dead. 5. If a student fails to perform the summoning after their opponent summons their Being, that student will be considered as forfeiting the fight, and therefore will receive remedial classes in the remedial room as punishment. 6. The valid range in which a Being can be summoned is a circle with a radius of ten meters from the supervising teacher (may vary between teachers). 7. The fight may only be carried out by the Beings. Any summoner who is involved in actual fighting will be punished. 8. The war ends only when the opposing class representative is defeated. As long as they are under teacher supervision, a student may use any method or tactic in order to win the War. This is the ''war'' that uses test scores as weapons. Those who wish to participate must be mentally prepared. These are probably all of the rules! Although there were some changes and some more specific rules, these are the general rules for this War. If you didn''t read through them carefully, you might have missed the main point of the War: basically, "the War uses the Beings to decide the result, but the students can use other methods or tactics besides test scores". It seems that the Head Teacher was supervising now, so the subject we were fighting under now was the cumulative score mentioned in the first rule "Yoshii, look!" Shimada, who was running beside me, shouted loudly. What happened? "It''s Mr. Igarashi and Mr. Fuse! Those Class D bastards, they brought the Chemistry teachers here." I looked carefully. The Chemistry teachers for Year 2, Mr. Igarashi and Mr. Fuse, were standing at the corridor that linked the new school building to the old one. I see. The duration of the War would be much longer if there was only one teacher supervising- in our case, the school''s Head Teacher- so they''re trying to increase the number of supervisors to finish us off in one shot? That''s why Hideyoshi needed to retreat earlier than we had originally planned. "Shimada, are you confident with your Chemistry score?" "Not at all; I only get around 60 every time." That''s what could be expected from Class F. No matter how much you lower the standard, 60 was not a good result. "OK, then, we''ll need to stay away from Mr. Igarashi and Mr. Fuse and head towards the Head Teacher." "Head towards Ms. Takahashi? Understood." Shimada and I sneaked through the corridor and headed towards the corner. Everyone, look! These was the heroics of the backup troop leader and his subordinates. "Ah, isn''t the one sneaking over there my Onee-sama from Class F? Mr. Igarashi, hurry here!" "Damn, I was being careless." One of the students in Class D discovered Shimada, and brought one of the teachers, Mr. Igarashi, here. Oh, no, if we don''t summon our Beings and fight, it would only take one hit to send us to the remedial room. "OK, Shimada, I leave this to you. I''ll be on my way." "Wait a It''s normally not like this, right? It should be ''Leave this to me, you better go now'', right?" "Those lines are useless in the real world!" "Y-Yoshii! You''re so mean!" "Onee-sama! I won''t let you run away!" "It''s Miharu! It seems I need to fight for my life" I was standing more than ten meters away from Mr. Igarashi, so I can rest and observe how Shimada will fail. The girl from Class D had already summoned her Being. Shimada also prepared to counterattack; she stared at Miharu and shouted, "Summon!" At Shimada''s shout, a magical circle with some geometric shapes was formed below her feet. This was proof of activating the summoning system under a teacher''s supervision. After that, her Being appeared. The Being that appeared, besides wearing a military uniform and wielding a military-styled sabre in its hand, had a ponytail and strong-looking eyes that were exactly like Shimada''s, but its height was just around eighty centimeters. If I had to describe it in one sentence, it would be "the chibi version of Shimada Minami". And the opposing Being was also the chibi version of its owner, but it was holding a normal sword. "I''ve been waiting for this moment for a long time ever since I was dumped by Onee-sama" "Wait a second! You should give up already!" The battle would start any moment now. Although I was not the one on the battlefield, I couldn''t stop shaking when I thought about it. "Shimada, about the ''Onee-sama'' thing she mentioned" "I don''t want you. Onee-sama will only be Miharu''s onee-sama no matter what!" "Don''t get close to me! I''m just a normal girl who likes boys." "You''re lying! Onee-sama should love Miharu as well!" "You don''t know anything about me!" Somehow, I had a feeling that Shimada was in a world far away from me. "Onee-sama, I''m coming!" Both Beings went close to each other, and the battle finally started. "HAAAAA!" "YAAAAA!" Their shouts filled the corridors. Their Beings held their weapons high, and started to fight head-on with brute force. "You!" "Miharu won''t lose!" Both Beings were channeling their forces through their swords. Even those who were watching the fight were thrilled. "Shimada, your opponent''s score is higher; fighting head-on isn''t good for you." "I don''t need you to remind me of that, but I can''t control my Being well enough to do any special techniques!" The swordfight was broken immediately. Shimada''s Being did not have enough power, and its weapon fell to the ground. "That''s it!" "Damn!" The opponent immediately pushed Shimada''s Being to the ground, and their strength values (scores) appeared above their heads. Class F Shimada Minami VS Class D Shimizu Miharu Chemistry 53 VS 94 Shimada, why did you inflate your score? Actually, could you even score up to 60? "Onee-sama, this victory is mine." The opponent''s sword was held to Shimada''s Being. If it was just the wrist or the leg being attacked, the score would only be reduced a little bit, but if the neck or the heart was stabbed, the Being would be dead- which would also mean that she''d be sent to the remedial room. Shimada couldn''t move at all. "N-No! I don''t want to go to the remedial room!" "''Remedial room''? Hu hu" Shimizu had a happy-looking smile on her face. She dragged Shimada''s hand and left the scene. Eh? Shimizu, that''s the direction to the infirmary, right? "Hu hu hu. Onee-sama, there should be an empty bed available in the infirmary right now." "Y-Yoshii. Back me up now! I have a feeling that the infirmary is more dangerous than the remedial room!" That''s right, I have the same feeling as well. But "I will kill you Those who stand against Miharu''s love with Onee-sama, I will kill you all" I am sorry, Shimada. I don''t have the courage to rush forward. "Shimada, I will never forget you!" "Ahh! Yoshii! Why are you saying that before you fight?" "Death to all who try to stop me!" The hands and legs of Shimada''s Being had been attacked, so it couldn''t move at all. Now the enemy was rushing towards me! I''m going to die! "Yoshii, look out! Summon!" A voice came from my side; it was Sugawa from my class! Thank you! You look like a messiah right now! Class F Sugawa Ryou VS Class D Shimizu Miharu Chemistry 76 VS 41 Sugawa''s Being slashed the enemy into the ground. Aw, yeah, Sugawa won! It seems that Shimizu lost too many points in the previous fight, making her lose this one instantly. "Shimada, are you alright?" "Yeah, I''m saved. Thanks, Sugawa. Iron- no, Mr. Nishimura, hurry up and bring this dangerous person to the remedial room." "Oh, isn''t it Shimizu? I will give you a good lecturing, come with me." Unlike Shimada''s Being, Shimizu''s was dead, so she was sent to the remedial room; this was the condition we called "Killed in Action". "Onee-sama! Miharu will never give up! Don''t think that you can graduate from this school safely!" After leaving some lines which were filled with dangerous words, Shimizu was forcefully sent to the remedial room. From many different points of view, this really was a dangerous duel. "Yoshii." "Shimada, you must be tired. You should head back and replenish your Chemistry score!" "Yoshii." "Then, Sugawa, we should be on our way now. The War is still going!" "Yoshii!" "Y-Yes?" "How could you leave me alone and run away just now?" "I don''t remember doing such a thing." This really was a battlefield. The killing intent made my skin hurt but there was only Shimada behind me. "" "" A short moment of silence. Wh-what now? Why do I have a feeling that this is not good? "DIE, Yoshii Akihisa! Summo-" "Someone help, Shimada''s gone mad now! Bring her to the main troop immediately!" Sugawa stopped Shimada''s actions and tried to persuade her at the same time. "That''s not true! He is the enemy! My greatest enemy!" I couldn''t deny what she had said. "S-Sugawa, sorry to bother you." "Understood." "Let me go, Sugawa! Yoshii! I will not forgive you!" "Quick, quickly bring her back! I''m going to be killed by her scary glare!" "Wait, let go! I''m going to kill you!" After leaving some lines which were filled with some threatening words, the scary figure was taken away. For now, I am safe. "Good. While Hideyoshi''s troop is replenishing their scores, we need to hold the front line! We can''t let the enemy take another step forward!" Angry shouts and cries never stopped coming from the corridors. "I won''t let you do that! If we can get through the front line, there will be only troops that are replenishing scores beyond it! We need to get through here now!" To counter my commands, someone who looked like the commander of Class D gave out an order as well. This is my battlefield; I need to gather my courage! "Commander Yoshii! The troops at the corridors on both sides have been defeated! We only have two men left around Mr. Fuse!" "I''m the only man standing at the corridor where Mr. Igarashi is! Need backup as soon as possible!" "Toudou''s Being can''t make it, please help us!" Damn, the situation is worse than I thought. I feel like requesting help from the main troop, but that would reduce the number of people needed to execute our plans. We can only rely on ourselves to hang on here! "Tell those around Mr. Fuse to stay in guarding status! Swap the guys around Mr. Igarashi with those fighting using their cumulative scores, make good use of time, and defeat the enemy! As for Toudou, I''m sorry, but we have to give up on him!" "Understood!" Everyone changed formation as told; it seems that they still considered me a leader. "Those bastards in Class F, they''re clearly aiming to waste time!" "What are they waiting for?" Looking at our fighting methods, those in Class D should have started to realize what we were trying to do. That''s not good; it''s getting harder to carry out our mission now "Damn! The scout brought the report; Class F brought the World History teacher Mr. Tanaka here." "World History teacher Mr. Tanaka?" "Class F bastards, do they want to have an extended battle? It seems Class D''s scout troops discovered that our class brought Mr. Tanaka to mark scores. Mr. Tanaka taught World History, was old, had slow reactions, and had a pretty loose marking standard that was welcomed by the students. However, his marking speed was not very fast. If we wanted a longer War, bringing Mr. Tanaka would be the right choice. "Yoshii, Class D brought the Mathematics teacher Mr. Kiuchi." Sugawa, who had just taken Shimada away, came and gave me the report. It seemed that he brought new information after he reached the main troop. That Mr. Kiuchi, right? Mathematics teacher Mr. Kiuchi had a strict marking standard, but his marking speed was very fast. It seemed that Class D was using a totally different tactic and wanted to finish us off quickly. However, to accomplish our mission, we couldn''t be beaten so easily. Yuuji entrusted only one mission to me: to maintain the front line, hold up the blockage line, and drag out the battle as long as possible, at least until those classes that were not involved in this War finished their classes. To achieve this target "Sugawa!" "What''s up?" We could only use tactics instead of brute force, at least to steer the situation towards a direction that benefited us. "In order to win more time, go spread false information immediately." "False information? Fine by me, but the enemy will realize it immediately, right? The Class D front line commander has a loud voice, so even if the tactic succeeds, he can immediately reorder the formation." Just as Sugawa said, Class D''s commander Tsukamoto was really loud. Although it was really convenient to overhear their tactics, giving false information to confuse them would not be easy at all. "No problem; the target of the false information isn''t Class D." "What are you trying to say?" "I want you to spread the false information to the teachers, and make them go to other places." "I see, that will definitely have some effect." "Right?" "Yeah, leave the content of the false information to me. I''ll think up a good lie to tell them." "I''ll leave it to you." After Sugawa had said that, he ran off. Sugawa loved to do this sort of thing, right? He seemed really happy doing so. "If we can''t win in a one-on-one fight, we''ll have to rely on teamwork!" Anyway, as a commander, I stayed at the back of the troop. It was my mission as troop commander to stay safe, not because I was timid. "Tsukamoto, there''s no end to this!" "Just hold on a bit longer; I''ll go bring Ms. Funakoshi here!" The bad information for us Class F came when the situation was stalled. Class D was going to bring Mathematics teacher Ms. Funakoshi (age 45, female, single). Their aim was to have her become another supervisor instead of mark papers. To tell the truth, this was not good for us at all. If the battle range increased, the difference in our troop forces would be even larger. What should I do? It was probably time for me to join the front line and fight now. Just as I was thinking this *Dang, dang, dang, dang*. "School announcement, school announcement." A familiar voice came from the school broadcast. It was Sugawa''s voice! I see, if he had headed directly to the teachers'' office, he might be spotted by Class D students; that''s why he headed to the broadcast room instead. Good job, Sugawa! "Ms. Funakoshi, Ms. Funakoshi." In addition, the broadcast was talking about the Ms. Funakoshi that everyone wanted to get their hands on now. Excellent work, Sugawa! "Yoshii Akihisa is waiting for you behind the gym." Huh? Sugawa? What''s going on? "He wants to cross the line between student and teacher and speak to you as a man." Oi! This is too dangerous! She is Miss Funakoshi, right? Are you sure? The Ms. Funakoshi that used scores to threaten students into dating her, right? Doing this could definitely make her go straight to the gym, but she''d be waiting there forever before she saw me, which meant my virginity was in danger! "Commander Yoshii you are too manly!" "Oh, my spirit, I am so touched. I could never imagine that you would sacrifice so much for our class!" The vanguard troop members were all really touched and crying; they even wanted to shake my hand to show their respects. No, that''s not right! I never gave such a command! "Oi, did you hear the broadcast just now?" "Yeah. I didn''t realize that Class F really wants to win this War." "Can we win against a class with such strong determination?" The murmuring sounds from Class D kept coming through. Please! Don''t make the situation about me! It only makes it harder to deny! "Everyone, we cannot let Commander Yoshii''s sacrifice go in vain!" "We must win!" Ah! Even our morale rose dramatically! Give me a break! "Commander, we''re getting the upper hand now! Let''s take this chance and defeat them!" "" "Commander?" "Su" "''Su''?" "SUGAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAA!" One more name was added into my death note. "Kudou Shinya''s dead!" "Nishimura Yuuichirou''s cumulative score is now 40!" "Morikawa isn''t back yet! Has he been defeated?" Our side was able to temporarily fight against the enemy due to the morale boost. However, the lack of troop strength was starting to affect the situation; bad information was flowing back now. Kudou and Morigawa were dead (sent to the remedial room), and now our number went down from originally eighteen people to only five. This was probably our limit. "Akihisa, just hold on a little bit longer!" Just when I started to think about retreating, an encouraging voice came. I looked around, and saw Yuuji and the others at the far back. Support had finally come! But come to think about it, how could their sound travel so far? They were so far away from me, so why could I hear what they said so clearly? "It''s their backup troops! Defeat Yoshii and his men before they combine their forces, or else it will be dangerous for us!" The voice of Class D''s front line commander, Tsukamoto, was clear as well. Damn! Even if Yuuji''s troops were here, they were still far away from where I was. If we are defeated before they arrived, all of us will be sent to the remedial room! "Nishimura Yuuichirou''s dead!" Four people left. Yuuji, all of them were still very far away from us! What should I do? What should I do? Yoshii Akihisa! "Mr. Igarashi, I am Suzuki from Class D. Summon!" "I''m not going to lose! I am Tanaka from Class F. Show yourself, my Being!" Damn! Tanaka was caught as well? Class D Suzuki Ichirou VS Class F Tanaka Akira Chemistry 92 VS 67 Tanaka immediately turned into a lost soul. There were only three people left. It seems that Yuuji and the others won''t make it in time. Damn it, damn it, damn it! "Forward!" The enemy army was rushing at us fiercely; could it be that they also felt that it was an important time now? Class D Suzuki Ichirou VS Class F Shibazaki Isao Chemistry 25 VS 66 Although we had successfully defeated Suzuki, we were not in good shape. "Teacher, Sasajima Keigo from Class D is here! Summon!" Class D Sasajima Keigo VS Class F Shibazaki Isao Chemistry 99 VS 41 After defeating Shibazaki, Sasajima brought his Being and rushed towards me. I was in the range of summoning, and if I didn''t summon my Being now, I would be sent to the remedial room. "Yoshii Akihisa! Your head is mine!" There''s no other way! I can only fight him head-on! I took a deep breath, and gathered all my strength. "I am not going to lose to you!" Making use of the time made when the enemy Being rushed towards me, I shouted out loud, "Summon!" After that, a magical circle appeared below my legs. Some sort of material was taken out from my body, and I was filled with a feeling of being freed. What appeared besides me was another me which was wearing a special uniform. "Class F troop commander Yoshii Akihisa is here waiting, where is my- Ouch, that hurt!" My shoulder suddenly suffered immense pain. It really hurts! Don''t appear right in front of the enemy! The pain that bounced back really hurt! "The commander is an idiot! I can handle him alone; everyone, step back!" Additionally, I was humiliated as well! It was just because the position where I summoned my Being was a little bit bad! "Die, Yoshii!" The enemy rushed towards my Being that was on the ground. "It won''t be that easy!" First, rush to the enemy and maintain low position, and then *Dashing sound* Making use of the time lag, I made the enemy trip and fall on the ground. "What?" Sasajima''s split self easily tripped over. "Ah! Kirishima''s skirt flipped!" I pointed to a spot behind Class D and shouted that out loudly. "What?" This was surprising. She was really famous, the beautiful and talented Class A representative and Year 2 representative Kirishima. Not only had the Class D boys turned around, but even the Class D girls had also turned around to look. Female students, since we are studying together, please have a little bit more interest in guys! Come to think about it, Kirishima was interested in girls as well. Although my brain was thinking about this sort of useless stuff, my movements didn''t stop because of it. Making use of the time gained when everyone''s focus was diverted, I took off one of my shoes and threw it towards the window with all my strength. *Window-breaking sound* Along with the breaking sound, the window glass scattered around. "What? What happened?" The sudden accident shocked everyone. Good, then there''s no problem now! "Wa, Shimada! What are you going to do with that?" In order to avoid punishment later, I performed this act, and then I grabbed the fire extinguisher and pulled out the safety ring. *Spraying sound* The powder was sprayed along with the sound. "Wa! What''s going on?" "*Cough* Isn''t it the dry powder from the fire extinguishers?" "I can''t see a thing in front of me!" With the low visibility, it was quite impossible to continue the fight. "Shimada, why did you do that!?" I shouted another line just to be safe. Now everyone would think that Shimada was the culprit, right? "Shimada from Class F! You''re such a mean girl!" "Unforgivable! I''m going to add her to the ''Most Unwilling to Be Her Boyfriend'' top ten rankings!" "That''s right! Make her unable to find any boyfriend before she graduates!" "But it was so cool Onee-sama" I think I did something that can''t be settled by the breaking of only one or two ribs. I-I am sorry, Shimada. I won''t let your sacrifice go in vain! I lowered my head and stayed silent to pray for her sacrifice. I turned back, and saw Yuuji and the others just meters away from me. Good, we finally joined forces! "HAAA!" I lifted the empty fire extinguisher and threw it towards the water sprinkler on the ceiling. Right on target! Then there should be no problem *Water-spraying sound* Just as I thought, the water sprayed, and the powder fog was fading away with the water. "Sorry to keep you waiting, Yoshii! Mr. Igarashi, Kondou Yoshimune from Class F is here!" The person who appeared in the scene with the clear view and gave out the challenge was Kondou, one of the members of the main troop lead by Yuuji. "Summon!" Class D Nakano Kenta VS Class F Kondou Yoshimune Chemistry 43 VS 91 "Damn! Retreat first! Everyone, keep up the pace!" Enemy troop commander Tsukamoto''s retreat command came from not far away. "Don''t chase after them. Combine forces with Akihisa and return to the classroom." This was the command of Class F''s representative, Sakamoto Yuuji. He gave this passive command because he was probably afraid that stepping too deeply into enemy territory would attract the enemy''s main force. Otherwise, he should have been laughing out loud crazily and going after the retreating enemy. "You look like you''re fine, Akihisa." "Yeah, not too bad!" Somehow, I managed to avoid danger. After I had a Chemistry test to replenish my score back in class "Akihisa, good work!" General Yuuji actually said something nice, and honestly praised me? Did he just take the wrong medicine? I looked at his face with questions. He had a bright smile that made it hard to look at his face, which made me a bit unhappy. The guy in front of me- "Did you hear the school broadcast?" "Yeah, I heard it very clearly." Just as I thought, he was laughing at my misfortune! Unforgivable! Although I felt like throwing him out a window, I didn''t have time to deal with him now because there was a more important person I had to eliminate immediately. "Yuuji, do you know where Sugawa is now?" Where was the cute little Sugawa that I wanted to see the most now? He could be hiding somewhere; in that case, I''m going to find him even if I have to dig into the ground. "Didn''t he come back a while ago?" With respect to my determination to kill, Yuuji said something out of my expectations. Ohhh! He came back? I felt my heart beating very fast! There was no need to hurry; I need to calm down. No problem, there was no problem at all. I had just grabbed a knife from the Home Economics classroom, and my sock was filled with sand and rocks as well. "I can do it. I can definitely kill him" "Are you going to kill him?" Ah, Sugawa I want, I want to see you soon. "By the way, I have something that I forgot to tell you." It seems that Yuuji had something to say, but leave it for later! The most important thing now is- "The content in the broadcast was my idea." You bastard! "Aghhhhhhhhhh!" I dashed towards Yuuji, pulling out the knife and aiming for the liver that was hard to defend but could easily become a deadly wound while my right hand held the sock with sand and rocks and was aimed at the blind spot on Yuuji''s head- "Ah, Ms. Funakoshi." Damn! I need to retreat first. Eliminating Yuuji was important, but my virginity mattered even more! I kicked the chabudai along the way, rushed into the cupboard with the cleaning tools, and closed the door tightly. Now she won''t know where I am, right? "Don''t bother with that idiot; it''s about time to finish the war." "That''s right. There are students leaving the school now, so now is the time." " (nodded)" "Good! Let''s go get the head of Class D''s rep!" "OOOHHH!" I could feel everyone leaving the classroom. Actually, I needed to go together with him. But Ms. Funakoshi was outside; I can''t just jump out and die. Damn! At this rate, Yuuji will run away! "Ah, Akihisa." "I was lying when I said Ms. Funakoshi was here." Along with the footsteps, the classroom was now empty. Lying? I peeped out from the gap of the cupboard. There was no one there. I was cheated! I kicked the cupboard door open, and dashed out to the corridors. Since we were starting our final attack on Class D, the enemy should be at the corridors that linked the old and the new school buildings. I moved cleverly, stayed out of sight of those who had finished classes, and dashed towards the destination. Now the enemy troops and our troops were mixing with the students and fighting against each other. "Hide well amongst the students going home! Try to create a situation to fight one enemy together!" My enemy''s voice was spreading across the battlefield. "You, go around that way! I''m going to challenge this guy with Mathematics!" "Then I''ll use Traditional Japanese to challenge him!" "I''ll use Japanese History!" From where I was standing, I could see my classmates surrounding the student from Class D individually. Our side used the lowly tactics that made use of the chaotic situation when classes had finished in order to get close to the enemy, surround them, and then attack together. "I have defeated Tsukamoto from Class D!" A really loud voice rang. It seems that the Tsukamoto who had been giving us a hard time had been beaten. Now that homeroom meetings in each class have ended, it was much easier to get a teacher to supervise the battles, which was why this plan could go more smoothly. But all of this meant nothing to me now if I don''t kill Yuuji! "Yuuji, where are you!?" I headed towards the direction where the sound was coming from just now. Mixing with the students made it harder to find him, but he was very tall, so I could definitely find him in a- There you are! "Yuuji, wash your neck and prepare" I rushed towards him, and at the same time, "The backup troops are here! Don''t worry, everyone! Calm down and look around you before you act, and make sure that you don''t get surrounded!" Damn! Isn''t that Class D''s representative, Hiraga? "That''s Class D''s main troop! They finally made a move!" It sounded like someone from my class. Now the main troops from both sides were gathering in the corridors. "Half of the main force will aim for Sakamoto''s head! The rest will go help our classmates who are being surrounded!" "OOOHHH" Hiraga gave the command, and Yuuji immediately was surrounded by Class D''s main troop. Yuuji placed the main troop around himself. Although he wouldn''t be in any immediate danger, the whole situation was getting very complicated. Also, I couldn''t even get close to Yuuji, who was being surrounded by layers of enemies. Damn! Can''t I get revenge for what happened to me? "Class F, retreat first! Blend with the students to disturb the enemy''s movements!" Yuuji''s voice was still as clear as ever. The situation was really bad now; we better retreat. "Don''t let them get away! Fighting one-on-one is definitely to our advantage! Hunt them all down!" Only Class D could carry this tactic out because they were stronger individually. Now their main troop was separated and started hunting down our troops individually. At this moment, the defense beside Hiraga was much weaker, but Hiraga was the representative for Class D, which meant that his score was the highest in the class. To deal with Class F, as long as they didn''t get surrounded, they wouldn''t be in danger. Splitting the force now was quite good judgment. I was running around the battlefield when Hiraga suddenly appeared in front of me. The defense around him was so weak that there was no personal guard around him. "Chance!" Since I couldn''t kill Yuuji, I''ll just do what I needed to do in this War. I quickly ran towards Hiraga. Luckily there was the Modern Japanese teacher Ms. Takeuchi and the Traditional Japanese teacher Mr. Mukai there, so even if I couldn''t finish him in one hit, I could still do some decent damage to him! "Mr. Mukai! Yoshii from Class F will-" "Tamano Miki from Class D. Summon!" "What! A personal guard?" Although we were hiding amongst the students going home, they were still looking out for suspicious people- for example, Class F students! "Too bad, Ms. Funakoshi''s boyfriend." Hiraga''s face was filled with the smile of victory. "Y-you are wrong! That''s just bullsheet from Yuuji!" "Don''t be shy. Go, Tamano, show him our most sincere wishes." "Understood." Tamano had already summoned her Being, armored with Traditional Japanese scores. "Damn! I was that close to defeating Class D by myself!" "What are you talking about, Ms. Funakoshi''s boyfriend? Even if the defense around me looks weak, my personal guard will appear when Class F students approach. Besides, even if there was no personal guard around me, a minion like you wouldn''t be able to defeat me anyway." Hiraga had a look of disgust on his face, and looked down on me. That was driving me mad! So I learned from him, and counter-attacked with one of my eyes closed and said, "I feel the same way; it is too hard to do it all by myself. Therefore" I purposely stopped and took a breath. "Himeji, it all depends on you now." "What?" Hiraga''s face had "what the hell are you talking about, you idiot?" written on his face. "Er" Himeji shyly tapped on Hiraga''s shoulder from behind him. "Huh? Himeji? What''s up? This isn''t the corridor heading to Class A, right?" Hiraga still didn''t know what was going on until now. That''s understandable; no one normally would think that she was in Class F, right? "I-it''s not like that." Himeji was shy and feeling uneasy, which made her look even cuter. Hmm, she really was cuter than Hideyoshi- wait, it was wrong enough to think that Hideyoshi was cute. "Himeji Mizuki from Class F, nice to meet you." "Ah, nice to meet you as well." "Er I would like to challenge Hiraga with Modern Japanese." "I see, OK." "Er S-Summon." Class F Himeji Mizuki VS Class D Hiraga Genji Modern Japanese 339 VS 129 "Huh? What?" The confused Hiraga made his Being pose, and both of them were confronting each other. However, he didn''t stand a chance Clearly Himeji''s Being was much stronger, and it easily held a long sword that was twice as long as its height. "I I am sorry." Himeji''s split self used speed that didn''t fit its huge weapon to immediately get close to the opponent. Without giving the opponent any chance to counterattack, she defeated Class D''s representative in one hit and ended the War. Volume 1, The Fifth Question Volume 1, The Fifth Question Fill in the ( ) in the following sentence with the correct answer. Light is a wave and a ( ) as well. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: [particle] Teacher''s Comment: Good answer. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: [an object that will bounce away all things that get close to it] Teacher''s Comment: Your answer always surprises me! Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: [hero''s weapon] Teacher''s Comment: I like to play RPGs as well. Class D Representative Hiraga Genji died in battle! "Oooo!" The speakers announced this information throughout the school amid the victorious shouts from Class F and the cries from Class D. "Amazing! I can''t believe we actually won against Class D!" "Now we can say goodbye to the tatami and the chabudai!" "Ah, now that rotten stuff will belong to Class D!" "Long live Sakamoto Yuuji!" "That guy''s not too shabby!" "Long live Sakamoto!" "I love Himeji!" People were praising Class Representative Yuuji from every direction. I looked at the direction where Yuuji was standing earlier, and saw him surrounded by the Class F students and standing among the crestfallen Class D students. "Ah, it''s nothing! After being praised by you guys like this, what should I say?" Yuuji scratched his cheek and turned his face away. Surprisingly, he was pretty shy. "Sakamoto! I want to shake your hand!" "Me, too!" Everyone was treating him like a hero. From looking at this situation, you could understand how much we disliked that classroom. The tatami in that classroom were really rotten, so it was normal for us to dislike it. OK, I should blend in with the crowd and find a chance to get close to Yuuji. "Yuuji!" "Oh, isn''t it Akihisa?" Yuuji turned his head back. I went close to him with a refreshing smile on my face. "I want to shake hands with Yuuji as well!" And then held my hand out. "Oooo!" *Crushing sound* "Yuuji I just want to shake your hand, so why are you holding my wrist like this?" "Shut up Of course I have to restrain your hand like this Hmph!" "Wa!" My hand was twisted in the wrong direction. I couldn''t stand the pain, so I shouted out like an impaled pig and accidentally dropped the knife I had been holding in the other hand. "" "" "Yuuji, it is good to win this War with everyone." "" "I never knew that completing jobs with fellow classmates could give you such a good feeling. I am so touched that even my wrist joint is feeling the pain!" "What were you planning to do just now?" "I just want to use this hand, which is so painful that it feels like it could break at any time, to shake your hand and share the joy of victory!" "Oi, someone go and get a pair of pliers!" "W wait! I''m sorry!" "Hmph." He finally let go of me. It was extraordinarily painful! Come to think about it, what was he going to do with pliers? "*Mumbling*" It seems that Yuuji was mumbling about something. What was he talking about? "Nails" I will never fight with him again. "I never imagined that Himeji actually belonged to Class F Unbelievable." Someone''s voice was coming from behind me. I turned my head to see who was talking, and saw Hiraga, who could hardly walk properly, slowly coming towards us. "Ah, I I''m sorry for what happened just now." Himeji also ran towards us from the opposite direction. "No, you don''t have to apologize. This is just the result we get for not fighting Class F seriously." The world of competition was very harsh. They lost because they were being cheated, but there was nothing that Himeji needed to apologize for. "I will hand over the classroom according to the rules. However, it is very late now, so can we do it tomorrow?" This was so sad for the general who lost the battle! During the next three months, they won''t be able to declare a Summoner Test War, so he would have to suffer the hatred from his fellow classmates in that lousy room. The class representative would be a hero if their class won the war, but if they lost, they''d be a sinner. "Of course there''s no problem with doing it tomorrow. Right, Yuuji?" Looking at his current state, I really couldn''t bear to ask him to hand over the classroom now, so I turned to Yuuji and asked for his opinion. "No, there''s no need for that." I couldn''t believe the answer that was coming from Yuuji''s mouth. "Huh? Why?" "Because I never planned to get Class D''s classroom." Yuuji told us his plan as if it was like that from the beginning, but I had no idea about that at all. "Yuuji, what''s wrong? It took us so much effort to get these normal facilities, right?" "Haven''t you forgotten something? Our final goal is to defeat Class A!" Defeating Class A, this was Yuuji''s and my final goal. "If that''s the case, why isn''t Class A our target? Isn''t this very strange?" If we were going to fight them head-on sooner or later, then why didn''t we just attack Class A directly instead of wasting energy doing things here and there? "Go measure your own capability! This is why you got the nickname ''Idiot Brother'' from the secondary school students nearby." "What are you talking about? Stop saying lies that are half true!" "Ah, I am sorry. It should be the primary school students nearby, right?" "That''s not the wrong part." "What? Do you really have such a strange nickname?" D-Don''t look at me! Stop looking at me with those looks on your faces! "Anyway, I don''t plan to take away any of your Class D facilities." "Of course, this is the best outcome for us but are you sure?" "Of course, but I have one condition." That''s right. If we let them go so easily, then this War would have been meaningless. "Let''s hear it." "Don''t worry, it''s nothing special. When I give you the signal, I want you to break that thing by the window. That''s all." Yuuji''s finger was pointing at the external section of the air conditioner outside the window. However, that machine didn''t belong to Class D. Class D''s facilities were just normal things that you could find in a slightly poorer high school, which didn''t include anything like air conditioners. It was there because there was no space in its owner''s class, so it was placed outside Class D''s classroom. "The external section to Class B''s air conditioner?" "Of course, breaking it might cause you to be scolded by the teacher, but this trade should sound good enough for you, right?" If they "accidentally" broke it, they would at most just get serious warnings from a teacher. However, if doing so could help them avoid staying in the broken room for three months, there was no better deal than this. "This definitely sounds good to us. But why do you want to do this?" Hiraga''s question was very reasonable. If our aim was Class A, why are we doing unrelated things like targeting Class B and breaking their air conditioner? "It''s related to our tactics against Class B." "Is it? Then I shall gratefully take your offer." "I will talk to you again the day after tomorrow, at around this exact time. You can go back now." "OK, thanks. Hope you can defeat Class A according to plan." "Haha, stop saying things you don''t mean. You''re actually thinking that we''ll definitely lose, right?" "That''s right. Class F can never win against Class A. That''s just wishful thinking." Class D''s representative, Hiraga, raised his hand and then left the scene. "Everyone! Thanks for the hard work today! Tomorrow we''ll be replenishing the scores we''ve used, so everyone should head back and have a good rest! That''s all for today!" After Yuuji gave out the commands, everyone chatted with each other and walked back to the classroom to pack up their stuff before leaving. "Yuuji, should we go as well?" "Yeah!" The feeling of winning was really great, but to tell the truth, I was really tired. We will continue the war tomorrow, so I should just head back and rest! "Ah, w-wait, Sakamoto." "Huh?" Just as Yuuji was preparing to leave with everyone else, someone stopped him. That person was Himeji. "Oh, Himeji, it''s you!" "Actually, I have something to ask Sakamoto." She pressed her hand against her chest, looking a bit excited. It must be something important; maybe I should avoid them and leave. "Oh, I know." After saying that, Yuuji walked to Himeji and chatted with her in front of me. I hardly heard what they were talking about, and somehow I felt a bit lonely. Himeji just stared at Yuuji like she was really concentrating and totally forgetting my existence; it had to be something important. Huh? Could it be that Himeji actually didn''t realize my existence? Could she have never noticed me at all? Damn! If that''s the case, I''ll just pull up her skirt until I''m satisfied! "This is a good chance, Akihisa. Let''s just pull up her skirt right now! Isn''t it about time to see the underwear of such a pretty girl?" What!? Are you the devil in my heart? Damn! Are you here to tempt me onto the path of the delinquent? Don''t look down on me! My sense of justice will not lose! Eh? Where is the angel? Where is the angel in my heart? Wait, come out now! Isn''t this showing that I only have an evil heart? "Anyway, I was a little bit interested in the beginning, but because that guy came and talked to me about it, I became more interested in it." While I was fighting with my own mind, the two of them were walking towards me. "Eh, why would Yoshii say something like that?" Both of them continued to chat, neither of them knowing about the fight I had in my heart. "Come to think about it, he did mention what happened during the placement test. Maybe it''s related to that, which means even idiots have things they won''t give up." Yuuji was talking in a very friendly way, adding some jokes into the conversation. Looking at him, what was he talking about? Could it be a love confession? Did Himeji like Yuuji? "''Placement test''? Oh, that''s right" "I can only say this much, but Himeji, I think your guess is correct." I see, no wonder Yuuji looked so proud. Being loved by such a cute girl, there was no reason he wouldn''t feel happy. By the way, why hasn''t the angel in my heart come out yet? "Oi, Akihisa. We should go back now." "Ah, OK. Have you finished chatting with Himeji?" "Yep, now her resolve is stronger. Right, Himeji?" After being asked by Yuuji, Himeji''s face immediately turned red, and I could even imagine a "Boom" sound effect above her head. This skill was really stunning. "Oh, is it? I''m not sure what''s going on, but let''s go. Bye, Himeji." "Ah, yes! See you tomorrow!" Himeji''s face was still red. She kept waving her hand and watched Yuuji and me leave the classroom. "Nothing''s wrong with pulling up her skirt, right?" The angel in my heart, you were too slow! And even you agree with pulling up her skirt!? "Yuuji." "Huh?" "Was it really necessary to fight Class D? There are many other ways to break the air conditioner, right?" "Ah, you''re talking about that?" We were on our way home, and because our houses were in the same direction, we usually went home together. "There are many other reasons, such as getting everyone used to the Summoner Test War, putting pressure on the other classes, improving our self-confidence, increasing our morale, and so on." "I see. Then, why aren''t we taking Class D''s facilities?" "That''s because our final target is Class A. If we take Class D''s facilities, some of the students could be satisfied with just that and start to go against the Summoner Test War. To avoid something like that from happening and to maintain the energy everyone has due to dissatisfaction, I purposely made that decision." Surprisingly, this guy thought a lot. After listening to Yuuji, I couldn''t imagine him as a person with bad results. Or I should say I saw the "Prodigy" in him again. "Can we win against Class A?" "Of course. Leave it to me." "Thanks, for the trouble I caused because of my stubbornness." "Not really. The reason I came to this school is to do something big in the Summoner Test War." Yuuji unintentionally looked into the distance. When Yuuji was a kid, he was called "Prodigy". However, his past glory had faded. Yuuji never said anything about it, but he''s most likely where he is now because of his lack of motivation to study. Test scores become the power of the Summoned Beings in the Summoner Test War. Although Class F''s results were obviously bad, if they used their intelligence and strength in this War and won against Class A, it would prove that those who couldn''t study could also stand on top. I think that''s what Yuuji wants to prove. "To achieve our goal, you need to help me. Anyway, let''s concentrate on replenishing our scores tomorrow." "Cheh." This meant that we were going to have tests tomorrow. We used up a lot of scores today, so it looks like we''re going to have tests on every subject tomorrow. Oh, no, it would be tests for the entire day! "Don''t just play games; read some books before you sleep!" "Alright, alright. I will at least read the boo Eh?" This is so strange; why is my bag so light? Maybe "Ah, my textbooks! I left them under my chabudai!" "Idiot, hurry back and get them." "Aww Then you go back first." "Then again, why should I wait for you?" "I knew it, you are heartless." I was nearly home. Complaining wasn''t going to help, so let''s just get the books and go home! I thought about that and ran to the school, which only had a few students participating in club activities left. "Oh, man." I sighed and put on my indoor shoes, then headed towards the Class F classroom. "I''m back" Just like I had gone back to my own home, I shouted once and walked into the classroom. Because of the chabudai and tatami, this room looked more like home than a classroom. "Y-Yoshii!?" "Eh? Himeji?" Himeji was in the classroom that I thought was empty. "W-What''s wrong?" She looked panicked. What''s wrong with her? I looked towards Himeji''s seat (?), and saw a cute paper letter and an envelope on her chabudai. "Ah, t-this is" What was she doing? Although I don''t know what they''re for, it looks just like she had prepared the paper and envelope and was ready to write a love letter to Yuuji. "Face the truth: it is a love letter." Shut up, devil in my heart! I won''t be deceived by your lies! Even if you say so, what proof do you have to show that this is a love letter? "This is, ah" "OK, I understand, no problem." "Eh Wa!" With a crashing sound, Himeji tripped on her chabudai. The letter she had been hiding behind her back flew in front of me, and I accidentally saw one of the sentences: "I like you." "" "Nothing can prove that this is a love letter more than this, right?" "" "Understand? This is the truth." "" "Isn''t it time to give up?" I folded the letter that had flown towards me, and returned it to Himeji. To show that I was a caring person, I joked, "This letter of misfortune is really special!" "Are you prepared to neglect it until you die!?" What are you talking about, you stupid devil!? Every time you say something, it causes me misfortune! I won''t be cheated anymore! "Er, I think you''re mistaken" "You don''t have to do that. Just come to me and tell me, I can do it directly. Ah, don''t worry, I will go borrow the stun gun from Yamasheeta next door." "Yoshii, this is not a letter of misfortune!" "No way! This is definitely a letter of misfortune! I am feeling very misfortunate now!" "Yoshii." I swung my arms like a kid, and suddenly something soft grabbed my hand. When I looked properly, Himeji was holding my hand, trying to stop me from going berserk. "Calm down; acting like this will make you harm yourself." Her voice was filled with warning. When I calmed my darkened heart down, these hopeless facts were starting to corrupt my heart. "There''s nothing I can do I have to accept it." My knees felt powerless, and I just knelt down. What''s going on? Why did I get this losing feeling two days straight? The person who would receive the letter is Yuuji, right? I''m concerned about it. "The person receiving it is our class?" "Yes, he is our classmate." Himeji blushed, but she answered my question without hesitation. Then it was obvious. That''s right, that person is Yuuji. However, I didn''t want to name him and embarrass Himeji. "Is it? What''s good about that guy? Maybe his appearance is acceptable!" "Ah, no, what attracts me is not his appearance. Ah, of course I like his looks!" "Damn! I hate that guy from the bottom of my heart." "Is that true?" "Yeah, for me, a person with no confidence in my looks, that sounds too good." "Eh? Why!? You look very handsome! My friend is interested in you!" "Eh? Are you sure?" Even I think that her friend is mad. "Yeah. Although I''m not too sure about the details, whenever she saw you and Sakamoto walking together, she would say, ''Muscular-looking Sakamoto and beautiful-looking Yoshii walking together look pretty as a picture.''" "Your friend is a good person; you have to be good to her." "Other things she says are ''Yoshii is obviously the uke, right?'' and so on." "I take back my words. Stay away from her. That world is still too early for you, Himeji." Yuuji and I Ugh! "Anyway, besides looks, isn''t his inner side good as well?" "Ah, er yes" "That''s right, his liver looks very strong and healthy!" I''d be able to sell it at a good price, I think. "That''s an organ inside the body." "That, although I think it''s not possible, is that person''s personality good?" "Of course, no problem!" Whaaa? I never imagined that Himeji would speak so loudly. I''m scared. I never knew that she liked Yuuji so much. "What''s good about his personality?" "Very very gentle" ''Gentle''? The person who cheated me into getting assaulted by Class D and nearly broke my arm was a gentle person? "I''ll give you the numbers now; have you prepared your pen and paper? Don''t worry, he''s a very good brain surgeon." "My brain is perfectly fine!" How could it be possible!? What made you think that he was gentle? What kind of cruel family did you grow up in, Himeji!? "Gentle, bright, and optimistic he is my idol!" Listening to her honest opinion, it gave me a strong feeling that made me unable to laugh at her. "About that letter" "Y-Yes?" "Good luck." In a situation like this, I couldn''t do anything to destroy their relationship. Since Himeji liked Yuuji so much, as a fellow classmate, I couldn''t stop myself from cheering for her. "Yes!" The smiling Himeji was just too adorable; I really envied Yuuji from the bottom of my heart. The next day, I went to school as usual. In order to replenish the scores we lost in the war, we have to undergo a whole day of tests. I need to do my best now. "Good morning" Along with the *kala kala* sound effect, I opened the classroom door. It was still tatami and chabudai in the classroom. I still felt a little remorseful for not getting Class D''s facilities. "Oh, Akihisa. You were almost late!" "Ah, good morning, Yuuji." Yuuji had arrived earlier than me in the classroom, and he sat down near the chabudai beside mine, the English textbook in his hand. It seems that he was still planning to do some last-minute studying before the test. "Anybody complain about anything?" "Huh? Complain about what?" "About Class D''s facilities." We all put in so much effort and won the War, but in the end, we didn''t take the enemy''s facilities; it would be normal for some of us to feel unhappy about it. "Ah, that! I explained it to everyone, so there''s no problem at all." "Oh." I think it''s because of Yuuji''s performance yesterday that people follow his orders so well. Besides, now that they know it''s possible to win against higher-level classes, they probably lost interest in Class D''s facilities. "By the way, are you all right?" "What?" "About what happened yesterday." Wait, which event is he talking about? Ah, is it about Yuuji''s execution? "Ah, even an idiot like me will give up doing stupid stuff like that after knowing that my nails will be pulled off for doing it." "No, I''m not talking about what you planned to do to harm me." Then what is it you''re talking about? I totally don''t know what Yuuji is trying to tell me. "What are you trying to say?" "Yoshii!" "Wa!" My speech was interrupted by a punch from nowhere. "Sh-Shimada, good morning" "This is not the time to say good morning!" Shimada looked like she was really angry. I was lying on the ground now and was able to see her underwear, but I was not feeling happy at all. "You idiot, if you couldn''t save me yesterday, that''s fine. But how dare you use the fire extinguisher to break the window, and then blame it on me!" Oh now I remember. "And thanks to you, my ranking on the ''Most Unwilling to Be Her Boyfriend'' list is even higher now!" That''s surprising; I thought you were at the top of that list already. "I was planning to tie you up for interrogation and torture." Suddenly, Shimada calmed down. By the way, before you tie me up, haven''t you hit me enough already? "I think you''ve had enough punishment already, so I shall forgive you this time!" "Yeah, I couldn''t stop my nose from bleeding until now!" "No, I didn''t mean that." "Huh? Then what do you mean?" "The first test we have today is on Math." Shimada looked really happy, as if from the bottom of her heart, and said, "And Ms. Funakoshi is supervising it." The moment I heard this sentence, I dashed out of the classroom and ran down the corridor. "Hahhh That was tiring." I lied on the table and sighed. We finally finished the tests on four subjects. The tests alone were exhausting, but suffering Ms. Funakoshi''s questioning at the same time made me even more exhausted. By the way, I introduced an otaku that was living around my house (thirty-nine years old, single male, I think?) to Ms. Funakoshi, and told her that''s all I wanted to tell her yesterday. "Hmm. You look exhausted." Hideyoshi said that as he came out of nowhere. He had a ponytail hairstyle today. Oooh this is exactly what I like. He''s a guy, but he was tempting me with that pose now! " *nodding his head like mad*" Muttsulini, who was always quiet and whose presence could hardly be felt, was beside Hideyoshi. "Good, let''s have lunch now! I will have ramen, katsudon, and fried rice with curry today." Yuuji was still looking energetic and was still standing; you couldn''t see any bit of tiredness on his face. What material is he made of? And he eats too much for his lunch. "Hmm? Yoshii, you guys are heading to the cafeteria? Can I come with you?" "Ah, Shimada, you want to come as well? No problem for me!" "Then I''ll go with you guys." " *nod*" Muttsulini nodded and agreed; maybe he was planning something. Idiot, there was nothing good from a tomboy like Shimada. "Yoshii, are you thinking something bad about me?" "Definitely NOT." Her sixth sense was scary. Anyway, I finally got the chance to rest during lunch break. I should eat something nice to recover my strength! But you couldn''t really get anything nice from the cafeteria. "Then I will be luxurious today, and have a salted water meal today" "Err, everyone" When we stood up and prepared to head to the cafeteria, someone''s voice stopped us. "Hmm? Ah, Himeji, is that you? Want to go to the cafeteria together with us?" "Ah, no. Err it''s about l-lunch. That, I promised everyone yesterday" Himeji looked at us uneasily. What''s wrong? "Ohhh, could it be the lovely lunch?" "Y-Yes, if it''s OK with everyone." She brought out the package from behind her after she said that. Really!? Himeji, you really are a good girl! Thanks to you, I might be able to live a few days longer! "Of course it is OK for everyone! Right, Yuuji?" "Yeah, that''s right. Thank you." "Is it? That''s great." Himeji showed a happy smile. This is so strange; she''s the one who made the lunch, but she''s happier than us who are eating it for free. I really don''t understand what gentle girls are thinking. "Hmph Mizuki, you''re pretty aggressive" Shimada stared at me fiercely as if I was a murderer who killed her dad. I don''t understand what fierce girls think either. "Then, since we have someone who made lunch, let''s eat at the rooftop instead of at the classroom." "That''s right." For such high-class food, it''s not acceptable to eat in a lousy room filled with rotten tatami and the stench of male sweat. We should go to an enjoyable location such as the rooftop, enjoy the food there, and feel grateful to the chef. "Is it? Then you guys can go there first." "Huh? Yuuji, where are you going?" "I''ll go get some drinks, as a treat to you guys for the effort yesterday." "Ah, then I''ll go with you! You can''t carry so many drinks at the same time, right?" It was very rare to see Shimada being so caring. Did she take the wrong medicine? "Thanks." "OK." Yuuji agreed without a doubt. If it were me, I''d surely feel wary of being taken to some place and getting beaten up badly. "Remember to save a share for us." "Don''t worry, but I can''t guarantee anything if you get back too late." "I don''t think I''ll be late. Let''s go!" Yuuji and Shimada took their wallets and left the classroom. Looks like they''re heading to the convenience store on the first floor. "We should get going as well." "Yeah." I took the package from Himeji and walked to the rooftop. These boxed lunches are pretty heavy. It seems like she put a lot of effort into making lots of different dishes; I am so touched. "Great, the weather is pretty good!" "Yeah!" We reached the rooftop and opened the door, and a clear, cloudless sky welcomed us. This was the best weather for eating boxed lunches. "Ah, I brought the blanket." Himeji took out the blanket for picnics out of the basket. She seems to be well-prepared; maybe she brought the whole picnic equipment set. We felt excited and started preparing together. There was no one else on the rooftop, as if we had booked the rooftop for ourselves; that''s great. "This feels really good" " *nod*" I lazily laid myself on the blanket, enjoying the sunlight and the breeze that was blowing towards me. "Er, I''m not very confident" Himeji opened the cover of the meal box that was only used during New Year''s time. "OH!" All of us gasped in surprise. It looked so delicious. There were karaage, tempura, onigiri, bamboo shoot rolls whatever dishes you could name, all were there in the meal box. "Sorry, Yuuji, I will start" " *took a piece*" "Ah, Muttsulini, you are too cunning!" Then, he smoothly put the food into his mouth " *collapse*" *Sound of Muttsulini collapsing*(?) Muttsulini boldly collapsed, and his muscles were slightly twitching. "" "" Hideyoshi and I looked at each other. "Wa! Tsuchiya!?" Himeji panicked and dropped the disposable chopsticks that she was preparing to give to us on the ground. " *sudden standing*" Muttsulini stood up. " *Great!*" Then, he faced Himeji and raised his thumb. He probably tried to say "delicious"! "So, so that suits your taste? That''s good." Muttsulini''s thinking must have been delivered to Himeji, because she looked so happy. However, Muttsulini, why do your legs keep shaking? You look just like a boxer who was about to get KO''d. "Don''t restrain yourself; eat as much as you can!" Himeji showed her smile, and told us to eat more. When she put it that way, it looked like we couldn''t refuse at all. I even had a feeling that I should eat all of it no matter how awful it was. But I still couldn''t forget Muttsulini''s empty-looking eyes and shaking body. "Hideyoshi, those dishes, what do you think?" I whispered to Hideyoshi, using a low volume so that Himeji couldn''t hear. "No matter how I look at it, that was not faked." "That''s right, now we''re in deep trouble." "Akihisa, is your body strong?" "To tell the truth, my stomach is very weak. It''s degenerated because I rarely eat anything." Of course, Hideyoshi and I were using our happiest-looking faces to talk to each other; we couldn''t allow Himeji to discover our conversation and the shock in our heart. "Leave this to me!" Hideyoshi bravely spoke in a low voice. "Stop kidding, this is too dangerous!" "No problem. Although I might not look like it, my stomach is very strong. Even sprouted potato can''t harm me." (?) "But" "Don''t worry! Believe in my iron stomach" He had the appearance of a pretty girl, but he was saying some manly lines. At this moment (?) Yuuji appeared on the stage. "Ah, Yuuji." Before we could stop him, he used his hand to take a piece of fried egg. *Sounds of munching*. *Sounds of Yuuji collapsing* *Sounds of juice cans hitting the ground*. The juice cans fell to the ground, and rolled everywhere. "S-Sakamoto!? What''s wrong!?" Shimada appeared behind him and saw what happened. She immediately dashed towards Yuuji. There''s no mistake about it: Himeji is a real killer chef I looked at Yuuji, who was shaking crazily like Muttsulini. After that, Yuuji, who was on the floor, used his eyes to ask me: Did someone put poison in the food? This is not poison; this is the true ability of Himeji. I also used eye contact to answer his question. This was the secret technique that could only be used by us since we''ve stuck together for a long time; it was very useful in a situation like this. "Ah, my leg suddenly cramped." Yuuji told a kind lie because he was afraid to hurt Himeji''s feelings. Himeji, maybe it is just like what you said yesterday; Yuuji is a gentle guy. "Ahaha, it must be because you''ve been dashing up and down the stairs, right?" "Ah, maybe that''s the reason." "Really? I thought Sakamoto was pretty strong and healthy." Shimada, who was totally unaware of the situation, showed a doubtful face. It seems we should make her get off the stage before she speaks too much. "By the way, Shimada, the spot where you placed your hand" (?) "Huh? What''s wrong?" "A bug just died there not long ago." This was total bullsheet. "What!? You should''ve said so sooner!" She panicked and moved her hand away. That made her look a bit more like a girl. "I''m sorry. You better go wash your hand." "You''re right. I''ll be right back." Shimada left the scene. Now the danger was lowered by a little bit. "We can''t let Shimada eat something like this, right?" "Of course." HAHAHA the frank laugh of three guys spread all across the rooftop.(?) Akihisa, it''s your turn now! D-Don''t be silly! I will definitely die! What happened just now has lowered my determination Yuuji, eat it! Himeji definitely wants to see you eat it. Does she? I thought this was for you, Akihisa. No way! You don''t understand a girl''s mindset! No, if you put it that way, you are the one here who doesn''t understand Shut up! Stop struggling! "Whoa! Himeji, what''s that!?" "Huh? What?" Himeji turned around and looked in the direction where my finger was pointing. Eat this! Huh!? I took the chance and stuffed all the food into Yuuji''s mouth. Yuuji''s eyes had already turned white, so I grabbed his lower jaw and helped him swallow the food. When you''re eating, remember to munch carefully and swallow it slowly. "Hoo, finally finished it." "I didn''t know you were so good at torture!" Although I was being commented like this by Hideyoshi, I didn''t care at all. Yuuji was lying on the ground and shaking even more crazily than earlier, but I still didn''t care. "I''m sorry, I think I saw wrong." "Ah, I see." I never would have imagined that Himeji would fall for such a classic trick; this is so helpful. But she is too pure; I''m worried for her now. "The lunch was very delicious. Thanks for the food." "Yeah, your cooking skill is very good." Thanks to Yuuji, the meal box was cleared without any problems. Our hearts were as clear as the sky now! "Aww, that was fast. Have you finished it all?" "Yeah. And Yuuji kept on saying, ''Delicious, delicious,'' while he was still eating it." Yuuji, who was at the corner of our eyes, weakly shook his head. Don''t worry, you''ve left a good impression on Himeji. Maybe she''ll make lunch for you again. "Is it? I''m so happy" "No, no, no, we are the ones who are happy. Right, Yuuji?" I signaled Yuuji to show a reaction. Since he was still conscious, there should be some reaction from him. "Augh augh Th-Thanks, Himeji" This is so terrible; his eyes look very empty. "Speaking about good food, there''s a caf in front of the station that just opened not too long ago" In a situation like this, the person who changed the topic was me. This was all to keep Himeji from saying, "Then I will bring lunch for you guys tomorrow." "Ah, the comments about that shop are pretty good." "Huh? There''s a shop there?" "Yeah. To thank you for the lunch, Yuuji will treat you there." "You bastard, don''t simply make promises in other people''s stead." It seems our tactics were successful. We have finally avoided the crisis. Now we were just chatting about everything and enjoying this warm time together. "Ah, that''s right." Himeji put her hands together. "Huh? What''s up?" "Actually" She put her hand into the bag and searched for something. "I prepared dessert as well." "Ahh! Himeji, what''s that!?" "Akihisa! Even I will die if you do it again!" Yuuji risked his life to stop my plan. Tch, you little bastard, your reaction was pretty quick, huh? Akihisa! Are you planning to kill me!? There''s no other way! This mission can only be done by you, Yuuji! I will leave this to you! Don''t be an idiot! I won''t do it even if you use that shonen manga-like frank smile and ask me to. You''re hopeless! If you say that, why don''t you do it yourself!? What!? Why are you posing like that!? What are you trying to do to me!? I am going to punch your heart using my fist, and then stuff everything into your mouth after you faint! Take this! No! Crazy killer! Yuuji held his fist firmly, but exactly one second before the fight began, Hideyoshi quietly stood up. Let me do it. Hideyoshi!? Don''t be reckless, this is life-threatening! And you actually want to sacrifice me!? Of course! Compared to a smelly guy like you, Hideyoshi, who has a pretty appearance, is so much more important. No problem. My stomach is very strong; eating these will at most cause me to get dyspepsia. That''s true: Hideyoshi''s stomach can nullify the poison, so maybe he can resist these desserts. "What''s wrong with you guys?" "Ah, nothing! Nothing at all!" "Ah, could it be?" Himeji''s face suddenly darkened. Did our unwillingness to eat these desserts get exposed!? "I''m sorry. I left the spoons in the classroom!" The desserts inside the container were fruit mixed with yogurt (or looks like it, anyway), so chopsticks were really not suitable for eating them. "I''ll go get them now." Himeji disappeared at the stairs'' entrance. Now is the time. Use this chance and eat them! Hideyoshi held the container in his hand, looking like a warrior who treated death like returning home. "I''m sorry. I will never forget your kindness." "Sorry. And thank you." Facing us who were bowing and quiet, Hideyoshi smiled and spoke, as if nothing would happen: "Don''t make it like I''m going to die. I don''t plan to do so yet!" "T-That''s right!" "Ah! Hideyoshi, we''re counting on you!" "OK. Leave this to me. I''ll start eating now!" Hideyoshi raised his head, and ate the entirety of what was inside the container. "*Munch munch*. What, this is just normal Ack!" Life is like a flower of virtuosity, and another flower has fallen in the blink of an eye. "Yuuji." "What?" "Sorry for forcing you to eat that food just now." "I''m glad you understand that." The person who proclaimed himself "Iron Stomach" was now lying on the floor, white foam coming from his mouth. "By the way, Sakamoto, about the next target" "Huh? Regarding the Summoner Test War?" "Yeah." After the very eventful lunch, everyone revived and casually enjoyed the tea, especially Hideyoshi. He was trying to drink as much green tea as he could. I heard that green tea can help kill bacteria! By the way, Shimada only managed to buy green tea. Although she was very angry, we were very grateful. "The next opponent will be Class B, right?" "Yeah, that''s right." This reminded me that Yuuji mentioned something yesterday about destroying Class B''s air conditioner that was outside Class D. What was that about? Since Class B''s air conditioner had nothing to do with attacking Class A, would that mean we will be dealing with Class B next? "Why Class B? Isn''t our final target Class A?" Class A was our target. Everyone must be wondering why we were challenging Class B, which was one rank lower than Class A, right? By the way, I didn''t understand why, either. "I''ll be frank." Yuuji suddenly turned serious. "No matter what tactics we use, we can never win against Class A with our fighting ability." Admitting we lost before fighting? This was not what Yuuji would do. However, this was not news to us. Fumitzuki Academy divided the classes from Class A to Class F, and Class A wasn''t just any ordinary class; you could say that their abilities were in a totally different dimension from the others''. For all fifty people in Class A, forty of them were still beatable; they were just normal students whose results were a little bit better than Class B''s. The remaining ten students were totally different. Especially the Class Representative Kirishima Shouko; her ability was totally beyond anyone''s imagination. Even if we managed to take them by surprise and surrounded her, we''d end up getting beaten badly. No matter what tactic you used, if you could not defeat the Class Representative, you could never win the War. Since we couldn''t defeat her, we had no chance of winning at all. "Then our final target will be changed to Class B?" Although it was still some distance away from Class A, Class B equipment was pretty good as well; I believe that no one would be unhappy about it. "No, that''s not going to happen. Our final target will still be Class A." "Yuuji, this is totally different from what you just said, right?" I continued the conversation after Shimada. Being able to defeat Class A or not meant a lot to me. "If we fight as a class, we can never win, so I decided to challenge them to a duel." "A duel? How are we going to do that?" "We''ll use Class B to achieve that." "Use" Class B? How? "Do you know what happens when the lower-ranked class loses in a Summoner Test War?" "Eh? O-Of course!" Actually, I didn''t know. "Yoshii, if the lower-ranked class loses in the War, their equipment will be one rank lower." Luckily, Himeji reminded me from my side. I see, so that''s what would happen! "The equipment will be downgraded, right?" "That''s right which means that if Class B were the lower rank, their equipment would be downgraded to Class C." "Of course. That''s common sense, right?" "And what if the higher-ranked class loses?" "They will be sad." "Muttsulini, go bring me a pair of pliers." "Wait! Are you trying to transform my body into one that will never need nail clippers?" I didn''t say anything wrong. They would be sad, right? "They will need to exchange their equipment with the lower class." Himeji helped me answer the question again; she was such a good girl. "Yeah, I am going to use this rule to negotiate with them." (?) "''Negotiate''?" "If we win against Class B, I will ask them to attack Class A so that they won''t have to exchange equipment with us. Even if they lose to Class A, they will only get Class C equipment, which is much better than Class F equipment. This should work smoothly." "Hmph. Then?" "Then I will use this to negotiate with Class A, warning them that ''we will start attacking you after you have finished fighting with Class B''." "I see" It would be tiring for them to fight another War after they finished a fight with the second-highest class in the same Year. Although this was the same for Class F, we had our unhappiness which motivated us. We might not be as smart, but we were very motivated. However, it was very different for Class A; they wouldn''t get anything from winning a War, and they didn''t want to waste time with an opponent like Class F. The morale between Class A and us would be very different. "However, there is a problem with this strategy. It might cost more energy, and the process will be troublesome, but a Summoner Test War is a much more secure way to win against Class A compared to a duel, right? Also" "''Also''?" "Are you sure that we can win the duel? Surely they already know that Himeji is in our class?" After Class F won against Class D, everyone would definitely focus on the winner. Himeji was not our secret weapon now; therefore, they must have prepared tactics to fight against Himeji. "I am well aware of this and am well-prepared; don''t worry." Yuuji looked confident, which was totally different from me who was really worrying now. "Anyway, we''ll need to fight against Class B first. I will fill everyone in on the details later." "Is it? Well, it''s fine by me as long as you have tactics for it." If there was no chance of winning, he wouldn''t be able to say something like that. "By the way, Akihisa." "Huh?" "After the tests today, go declare war on Class B." "No way. You can go do it yourself." No matter what you say, I won''t change my mind. "Well, then, let''s decide on who will do the job using Rock-Paper-Scissors." "''Rock-Paper-Scissors''?" Well, at least this is better than him forcing me to go. "OK. I accept the challenge." "Good. Then, whoever loses will go, okay?" Yuuji nodded and said, "It''ll be boring if we just play normally; let''s include a psychological battle as well." This was Yuuji''s suggestion. About the psychological battle, it''s that, right? Everyone says what they''ll use, and then guesses whether the opponent will do as they said or lie. I see, this is interesting. "I understand now. I''m going to use rock." Yuuji made a pose for Rock-Paper-Scissors, and told me, "Are you? Then I am" Yuuji, what will you think? Am I going to be honest and use rock, or am I going to use something else? This is a battle of wits as well. "Going to kill you if you don''t use rock." Wait! What kind of psychological battle is that!? "Ready? Rock, paper, scissors!" "Waaa!" Paper (Yuuji) vs. Rock (Me) "Then it''s decided; you will go." "I will not go!" I will not accept this! This was so different from the psychological battle I imagined! "Are you still worrying about being beaten up badly like with Class D last time?" "That is one of the reasons!" "If that''s the reason, you can rest easy; I can guarantee that it won''t happen again." Yuuji stared into my eyes. I won''t be cheated again! You keep using the same technique in asking me to do the dirty work! "Because there are a lot of people in Class B who like handsome boys." "Really? Then there''s nothing to worry about!" Only I can complete this difficult mission. The responsibility is huge! "However, you''re so ugly" Yuuji gave a long sigh. Nonsense, that was not true! "You''re so impolite! I am a handsome boy when I look at myself from 365 degrees!" "There is an extra 5 degrees." "I think there''s only 5 degrees." "I hate you two." I only mixed up 365 days in a year and 360 degrees in a circle, so why are you using a magnifying glass to look at my small mistake!? Damn! "Anyway, I''ll leave this to you" Yuuji''s voice came from behind me as lunchtime ended; the afternoon which was full of tests had just started. "I''d like to listen to your explanation." The tests in the afternoon had ended safely; it was now after school. I used my hand to cover the sleeve that Class B had pulled to pieces, and walked towards Yuuji slowly. "This was just as I thought." "Argh! I''m going to kill you! I''ll cut you into pieces!" "Calm down." "Urgh!" A attacked in the heart This is terrible. "I''m heading back home now. Tomorrow morning we will have tests; don''t oversleep." After saying that with a frank tone, Yuuji left the classroom. You''re a devil! "Urgh my stomach" My whole body was in serious pain. It looks like I can''t move at all before the effect that Yuuji''s technique caused on my body disappears. I could only lie on the ground and watch every one of my classmates leave the classroom. No one''s worried about me or bringing me to the nursing room. Am I so hated? Then again, I think Himeji will worry about me and come to me. Because I couldn''t move my body, I turned my neck and looked around the classroom. I saw Himeji still remaining in the classroom, holding her back and looking around as well. She looked very suspicious; it seems like she was guarding something. Ah, now I remember: Himeji wrote a letter yesterday. Maybe she was thinking about where she should put it? "Urgh" I felt shy about continuing to watch her, so I slowly crawled out of the classroom. Volume 1, The Sixth Question Volume 1, The Sixth Question Please answer the following question: Write down the molecular formula for Benzene. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: "C6H6" Teacher''s Comment: It''s very easy, isn''t it? Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: "Ben + zene = Benzene" Teacher''s Comment: Do you despise Chemistry? Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "B-E-N-Z-E-N" Teacher''s Comment: Come to my office later, together with Tsuchiya. "Good job, everyone. Thanks for all your efforts in taking those tests." Yuuji said that as he stood behind the lectern and put his hand on the table. We had tests the entire morning. The tests finished not too long ago. Now we were getting ready for lunch. To replenish the scores we lost in all our subjects, the amount of tests we took were scary. "We will begin the Summoner Test War with Class B this afternoon. Are you ready to kill?" "Oooo!" Morale was still high, and it was our class''s only weapon. "The goal of this War is to hold the enemy in their classroom; therefore, we can''t afford to lose the battle at this corridor." "Oooo!" "Himeji Mizuki will be the commander there. Guys, be prepared and ready to die." "I I will try my best." Himeji shyly walked out of the crowd; maybe she didn''t want to shout like the boys did. "OOOO!" The morale of the front line troops went over the limit since they were able to fight alongside a beautiful girl. In conclusion, the key to this War was the battle at the corridor; if we lose there, we''re finished. Therefore, from the fifty students in Class F, we sent out forty into that battle. This troop will be led by Himeji, who''s the strongest student in our class and the second strongest in the whole school, so we should be able to win that battle without any hassles. (?) When the bell that announced the end of lunch break rang, the War with Class B finally began. "OK, everyone, let''s go! The target is the systematic tables!" "Yes, sir!" To successfully hold the enemy in their classroom, we must take control of the momentum. We rushed to the corridor outside Class B at full speed. Since a lot of the students in Class B were good in non-science-related subjects and since the Mathematics teacher Mr. Hasegawa has a larger summoning field, we picked Mathematics as our main subject for battle; in other words, if we wanted to finish the battle fast, Mr. Hasegawa would be very useful. There was English Composition teacher Yamada-sensei and Physics teacher Kimura-sensei there on our side as well. This time, we need to increase the number of supervising teachers and finish the enemies off as fast as possible! "I can see the Class B students!" "They brought Ms. Takahashi!" The Class B students walked slowly toward us, but there were only ten of them. They should be the vanguard, and they just wanted to test our ability. "Don''t let them escape alive!" Along with this threatening shout, the War against Class B had officially started. Class B Nonaka Chounan VS Class F Kondou Yoshimune Cumulative 1943 VS 764 What!? He''s too strong! It''s like they''re on a totally different level! Class B Kaneda Ichiyuuko VS Class F Mutou Keita Mathematics 159 VS 69 Class B Satoi Mayuko VS Class F Kimishima Hiroshi Physics 152 VS 77 The difference between fighting abilities was overwhelming; our frontline troops kept on losing. If we don''t send in reinforcements before their scores are reduced to zero, our numbers would greatly decrease. Just as I was trying to see whether we had any reinforcements or whether the route was being cut off by our enemies "I-I''m late S-Sorry" Himeji hardly caught her breath and arrived at the scene; I thought she should be running all the way to the front line. "Himeji Mizuki is here!" One of the students in Class B shouted. It seems that Class B already knew about Himeji not being in Class A and made appropriate investigation, I guess? All the students in Class B were shocked when they heard that. It was very easy to see that they were scared of Himeji. "Himeji, although you just arrived, can you please?" "Y-Yes. I''ll go now." Himeji immediately dashed into the middle of the battlefield. Looking at her gave you the feeling of calmness. I really feel like taking a photo right now and keeping it as a souvenir. "Mr. Hasegawa, I am Iwasheeta Ritsuko from Class B, and I would like to challenge to Mathematics Himeji Mizuki from Class F!" "Ah, Mr. Hasegawa, I am Himeji Mizuki; nice to meet you." Himeji was immediately targeted by the enemy; maybe the enemies wanted to get rid of her as soon as possible? "Ritsuko, I''ll help as well!" Another girl from Class B stepped forward and summoned at the same time. Two of the ten students from Class B were present here; it seems that they were really scared of Himeji. "Summon!" The magic circle appeared after the summoning, and the Being that we were all familiar with stood in front of us. The enemies'' Beings pointed their sword and spear at Himeji''s Being, but it seemed to be very calm and just held the greatsword that we''ve seen before. It was now a face-off between the three Beings with the faces of their respective owners, but "Eh? Himeji''s Being has an accessory." "Ah, yes. Because I''m pretty good in Mathematics" "You can wear an accessory in the subject you''re good at?" Himeji''s two-head-tall Being had a beautiful-looking bracelet on its left wrist beside the greatsword on its hand. "T-That''s!?" "She''s not an enemy we can handle!" The enemies started panicking when they saw the bracelet. Ah, this reminds me: wearing the bracelet means "Erm, I''m going to attack." Himeji tightly held her hand; following her action, her Being dashed towards the enemy from its left-hand side. "Wait a minute!" "Ritsuko! Dodge the attack first!" Both of their Beings jumped to the side with dramatic actions. Suddenly, the bracelet on the wrist of Himeji''s Being emitted a bright light. *Beep!* "Ahhh!" "Ri Ritsuko!" The instant the left arm emitted the light, one of the enemies'' Beings that couldn''t escape in time was covered in flames. Class F Himeji Mizuki VS Class B Iwasheeta Ritsuko & Kikuiri Mayumi Mathematics 412 VS 189 & 151 So, wearing the bracelet means that the Being is capable of using a special ability? Although I have forgotten what the requirement score for that is, I did remember somewhere in the rules stating that students who score above a certain amount are able to equip on their Beings a bracelet that allows them to use a special ability. This rule has nothing to do with me, so I totally forgot about it. "S-Sorry. I can''t be gentle on the battlefield!" Himeji''s Being stuck to the enemy that had lost control due to dodging the previous attack, and cut both it and its weapon in half, killing it instantly and winning the fight. "Iwasheeta and Kikuiri have died in battle!" "What!? How''s that possible!?" "Himeji Mizuki''s scarier than the rumors say!" The remaining eight students from Class B looked extremely shocked; it was not surprising for them to look like that. By the way, Himeji, you''re too strong. "E-Everyone, please do your best!" Himeji said something that didn''t sound like a command from a commander, but it was extremely effective. "I''m going to unleash my power!" "Himeji''s the best!" The number of Himeji believers had dramatically increased. "Himeji, you can have a rest now!" "Ah, yes." The enemies'' morale had significantly dropped, so it was better to let Himeji rest now. A special ability could deal a huge amount of damage, but it would cost a lot of points. Even if there was no Himeji in the fight, defeating the enemy vanguard was just a matter of time now. "Switch with the main troop and retreat at the same time. Don''t die in battle!" And that was the enemy''s command. Anyway, we''ve achieved our target successfully. Let the enemy step back slowly, restrict their actions in the Class B classroom, and then the battle for today should be close to the end. It was thanks to Himeji''s extraordinary fighting ability that the plan''s going so smoothly, thank you very much! "Akihisa, I''m heading back to the classroom now." "Huh? Why?" Hideyoshi had walked towards me while I was looking over the overall situation of the battle. "Heading back"? Did something happen to the main troop? "The Class Representative for Class B is" "The guy named Nemoto." "You said ''Nemoto''; could it be Nemoto Kyouji?" "That''s right." The guy called Nemoto Kyouji had a very bad reputation. According to the rumors, he was a pro at pulling dirty tricks and would take whatever actions needed to achieve his goal. There were rumors about "poisoning the opposing team in a ball game", "bringing weapons when fighting others", and so on. I didn''t really believe that he could be that bad, but being careful wouldn''t harm us at all. "I see, then we should head back as soon as possible!" "Although I don''t think that Yuuji will fall for his trap, we better head back just to make sure everything is okay." After we informed Himeji about this, Hideyoshi and I brought a few men back to the classroom. "Wha, this is terrible!" "I never would have imagined that they would actually do all this." "This is so mean." When we got back to the classroom, we saw not only holes all over the chabudai but also pencils and erasers all broken or split into two. "This is bad; now we can''t replenish our scores smoothly." "Yeah, this might be a minor problem, but it will certainly affect our score replenishment." By the way, I think that Nemoto is a petty coward. "Don''t worry about it too much. Although it''ll take some time to repair, it won''t affect our plan too much." "Well, Yuuji, we''ll follow what you say." Something didn''t seem right. "How did the classroom get this bad, and Yuuji, how did you not know anything about it?" There were no problems in the classroom before lunch break, so it must have happened sometime between the start of the battle and now. However, Yuuji should have been in the classroom at that time and been able to stop them, right? "They wanted to sign a treaty with me and I went to negotiate with them, so the classroom was empty during that time." "What treaty?" "Well, if neither of us can win the War before 4 PM, then we will maintain the situation of the War as is and continue it from there at 9 AM tomorrow morning, and until that time, both sides cannot do anything related to the Summoner Test War." "I see. And you agreed?" "That''s right." "But if it comes to the point where stamina determines the result, we should have the advantage, right?" "That''s true for all of us except Himeji." Ah, I see. "After forcing them to stay in the classroom, the War will end for today; the true battle will start tomorrow." "That''s right. It seems that we can''t take them down today." "At that time, Himeji''s fighting ability will be more important than that of the whole class." That meant the battle would be focused on certain areas? Then it should be the same as the battle against Class D and let Himeji finish off the Class Rep, I guess? "That''s why you accepted their suggestion: to let Himeji fight in perfect condition?" "Yes. This pact is good for me." Is it? Good, then, if you say so. However, I keep feeling a little bit strange about this. They destroyed our tables, and then signed a treaty that was good for us at the same time. I don''t think Nemoto Kyouji is such a naive person. "Akihisa, we should head to the front line now; they may have used some dirty tricks again." Hideyoshi ran out of the classroom after he said that. "Yeah. Yuuji, we''ll leave this to you." "Oh, I will go prepare new pencils and erasers." Yuuji raised his hand and said goodbye. I turned away from him and chased after Hideyoshi. I managed to catch up with Hideyoshi quickly without running at my full speed. "I keep thinking that we haven''t seen the last of them!" "Yeah. I don''t think they''ll stop here; we better be careful." What would be the next dirty trick they''ll use? Damn, they have stronger fighting ability than us, so why aren''t they fighting us face to face? We were about to reach the battlefield. "Remember to be careful!" "You, too, Hideyoshi!" After reminding each other, we went back to our troops. "Yoshii! You''re finally back!" The person who welcomed me back was Sugawa. Huh? Wasn''t Shimada supposed to be controlling the troop? "Sorry to keep you waiting! What''s the situation now?" "Very bad for us." "Huh!? Why!?" The enemy''s main troop never appeared, and our fighting ability is better than theirs; why are we in a bad situation now? "Shimada was captured and is being held hostage." "What!?" Now they''re using a hostage!? Do they really believe that they can win through dirty tricks!? "Therefore, the enemy has only two people left, but we can''t attack them at all. What should we do?" Now my troop is confronted with the enemy because of this incident. "Hmmm let me see the situation before I make the decision." "Then we should head there now. The enemy is blocking us in the corridor there." Sugawa led the way, and I followed behind him. After walking through the human wall formed by my troop, it was clear that the situation in front of me was exactly as Sugawa said: Shimada and her Being were being held hostage by two Class B students. And they had the Remedial Teacher beside them as well. "Shimada!" "Y-Yoshii!" Why does this sound like a soap drama? "Stop right there! If you come any closer, I''ll deliver the final blow to her Shokanju and send her to the Remedial Room!" One of the enemies that captured Shimada stood out and restricted my actions. Not only would they let our precious female classmate die, but they deliberately held her hostage to threaten us and lower our morale. It was a really smart strategy. If we blindly dashed forward before we managed to defeat them, they would defeat Shimada and use the fact that she was sent to the Remedial Room to make us feel guilty. This is nothing at all. "Everyone, prepare to attack!" "Leader, are you sure about this!?" There''s no other way! There are always sacrifices in War! This is not revenge for being tortured every day; it''s just one of those decisions that a leader must make! "W-wait, Yoshii!"(?) Even the enemy was telling me to stop; so uncool. "Don''t you want to know how we caught her?" "It''s because she''s an idiot." "I''m going to KILL you!" Huh? What? Why does Shimada sound stronger than me even though she''s being held hostage? "This girl believed the false information about you being injured and left the troop to look for you in the infirmary alone." What did he say!? "Shimada" "W-What?" Am I thinking too much? It seems like Shimada''s face was pretty red. "Trying to kill me while I was injured, are you a demon!?" "That''s not why I went!" This is so scary. Now I can''t have a nap in the infirmary in peace. "Was there anything wrong with visiting you to see how bad your injuries were!? I was worried about you!" Huh? "Shimada, is that true?" "Y-Yes. Can''t I do that?" Shimada looked a little bit angry and turned her head to the side. Really. Her, worrying about me. That Shimada "Haha, now you understand. So, listen to me and don''t try anything." "Everyone, attack!" "Why!?" Why? Do you really need to ask that? "She is not the real Shimada! She must be an enemy in disguise!" You guys picked the wrong person to fake! That Shimada would never be so gentle! If she were the real Shimada, she would definitely be very happy to send me to hell! "Oi, wait a minute! This person is the real Shimada!" Class B students, look how uncool you are. "Shut up! You still want to keep using that dirty strategy after we''ve seen through it? How ugly!" "I''m telling you that she''s the real one!" Class B Suzuki Jirou VS Class F Tanaka Akira English Writing 33 VS 65 Class B Yoshida Takuo VS Class F Sugawa Ryou English Writing 18 VS 59 Defeat those two first! Deal fatal blows to their Shokanjus! "Aaah!" "Help me!" Both of them were immediately taken away by the Remedial Teacher. This felt really good. Then, all that''s left is "Everyone, be careful! The enemy might drop the disguise at any time and attack us!" This was the impostor who was trying to imitate Shimada! "Y-Yoshii, you''re so mean I really was worried about you" "Stop your silly act, you second-rate actor!" The real Shimada would never say something like that! "It''s true! I really was worried about you!" "Surround her. Even if she is from Class B, she can''t fight this many of us at the same time." "It is true! They told me ''Yoshii saw Mizuki''s panties and can''t stop his nosebleed'', so I got really worried!" "Cease attack! She is the real Shimada!" She''s the only person who would fall for such an stupid lie. "Shimada, are you alright?" I lent my hand to Shimada who was sitting on the ground. Damn you, Class B; how dare you use such a dirty trick! "" (?) "It''s good that you''re okay. I was worried about you!" "" "Go have a rest in the classroom. You must be very tired, right?" "" "By the way, these guys really are cowards. Do they have no pride as human beings?" "" There was no reaction from Shimada. (?) "Ah Shimada. Actually" "What?" She finally turned her head and looked at me. I put on an apologetic face and flashed my best smile at Shimada, who was now staring directly at me. "I knew that it was you all along!" She went berserk. "Where am I?" When I regained consciousness, I saw a ceiling covered in dirt. This is ah, our classroom. "Ah, you finally woke up?" The cute voice came from my side. Could it be the healing voice of Himeji? "I was worried about you. Yoshii, you looked like you were beaten up by someone and then pushed down some stairs." Correct answer. "Even if it is a Summoner Test ''War'', there''s no need to injure someone like this, right?" No, instead of calling it a war, you should call it a one-sided slaughter "It''s nothing important. How''s the Summoner Test War going?" I tried to sit up on the tatami, and felt pain all over my body. "According to the treaty, we''re now in a ceasefire. The War will continue tomorrow." "And the situation?" "We sort of attacked the front of their classroom as planned. However, our losses were greater than we imagined." Yuuji read the damage report on the paper one by one. Although it was sort of within our expectations, this was still a huge loss. It seems that we didn''t have a total win in the battle at the corridor, and since we put most of our men in there, the result was not good for our overall strategy. "Although some accidents occurred, it seems that things went smoothly for now?" "You could say that." However, the opponent was that coward Nemoto Kyouji; he must have some hidden plan. *knocking on the door* "Oh, Muttsurini. Is there anything to report?" Before I realized it, Muttsurini was beside me. Muttsurini was a member of the intelligence team today, so he didn''t take part in the battle. His job was to stay alert and record what was going on in the enemy troops. "Huh? Something strange is going on in Class C?" *nod* According to Muttsurini''s information, Class C was preparing for a Summoner Test War. If they aren''t planning to challenge Class A, then there''s only one other reason "They want to take on the easy target. They''re such cowardly bastards." As Yuuji just said, they were planning to attack the winner of this War. It is easier to take on opponents who are tired and exhausted. "Yuuji, what do you plan to do?" "Hm, what should I do?" Yuuji raised his head and looked at the clock. It was 4:30 now- not too late. "We better sign a treaty with Class C as well. If we threaten them with using Class D to attack them, I believe that they''ll give up the idea of attacking us." "Also, they don''t believe that we''ll win, right?" It shouldn''t be too hard to sign a treaty with Class C. "Okay. Let''s go now." "Yeah." I injected power into my aching body and stood up. My body seemed to be fine. "As a backup plan, Hideyoshi, you stay in the classroom." "Huh? Why? Is it not okay for me to go with you guys?" "If your face is seen, my hidden strategy that I''m saving for emergency situations won''t work." "I don''t quite understand what you''re talking about, but if you say so, I''ll just do as you say!" Hideyoshi stepped down obediently. But what is this emergency situation Yuuji was talking about? "Then, let''s go. It will be a little dangerous since we''re short on numbers." Without Hideyoshi, Yuuji, Himeji, Muttsurini, and I headed towards Class C. "Yoshii, it took me a long time to wash your blood off my fingers; I''m going to make you pay for that later." "Was it Yoshii''s fault?" While we were in the corridor, we saw Shimada, who was using her handkerchief to wipe her hand, and Sugawa, who had his bag on his back. "Ah, Shimada, Sugawa. Nice timing. Let''s go to Class C together." Although I don''t think it will happen, the Class C students might attack us, and it''d be dangerous to be going there with only a few of us. Also, we need extra people to guard Himeji. I kept on thinking and called on my two best friends in front of me at the same time. Of course, as my best friends, they won''t reject my invitation. "Hmmm, okay?" "Ah, no problem for me." Now I have backup I can trust. "Hurry up, or Class C''s Rep will head home." "Yeah, let''s go!" After Shimada and Sugawa joined the team, the six of us continued to head towards Class C. "I am Class F''s Representative, Sakamoto Yuuji. Who''s the Class Representative here?" There were still a lot of students remaining in Class C. It was just as Muttsurini reported: they were preparing for a Summoner Test War and waiting to pick off the easier target. "I am. What do you want?" The girl who appeared in front of us had very short hair. Wasn''t Koyama the star of the volleyball club?(?) "I am here to negotiate with you as Class F''s Representative. Are you free now?" "''Negotiate''? Huh" Although I don''t like to badmouth girls, Koyama was so far away from being gentle and steady. After she heard what Yuuji said, she showed an evil smile on her face for some reason. "Yeah, I''m here to propose a treaty of mutual non-aggression." "A treaty of mutual non-aggression What do you think, Nemoto?" Koyama turned her head and spoke to the group of students in the corner. Huh? "Nemoto"? "Of course not. There''s no need for that, right?" "What!? Nemoto!? Why is Class B here!?" The person who brought a group of people and walked towards us was our current enemy: Class B''s Representative, Nemoto Kyouji. He had short hair, an unshaven beard around his mouth, and evil-looking eyes. He looked totally different from Yuuji who had a pair of sharp eyes. "How terrible, Class F. You broke the pact. I thought we agreed that we wouldn''t do anything related to the Summoner Test War?" "What did you say?" "Weren''t you the ones who broke the pact first? I''m just doing what you were going to do!" After he said that, the group of people at his back started moving. The person who was hiding behind him was Mr. Hasegawa, who was short and was staying on the battlefield for now. "Mr. Hasegawa! Yoshino from Class B wants to challenge-" "Not so fast! Sugawa from Class F will accept that challenge! Summon!" Just when Yoshino from Class B planned to attack Yuuji by surprise, Sugawa jumped out and accepted the challenge for Yuuji. Good job, Sugawa! "We didn''t violate the pact! This is just between Class C and Class F-" "It''s no use, Akihisa! Nemoto will definitely use the words ''anything related to the Summoner Test War'' as an excuse!" "Yes, that IS what I''ll do.?" "Nonsense!" "''Nonsense'' is a very useful theory!" "Akihisa, run!" "Damn!" Leaving Sugawa who was fighting at the back, the rest of us left Class C as fast as we could. Class B Yoshino Takayuki VS Class F Sugawa Ryou Mathematics 161 VS 41 "Don''t let them get away! Defeat Sakamoto!" Nemoto''s voice and the sounds of footsteps came from behind. Honestly, the current situation was very dangerous. Not only could we not fight Class B students face to face, but our only hope, Himeji already used up too much of her Mathematics score. Nemoto must have known that, so he called Mr. Hasegawa here. It was a dirty trick, but it was an effective one. "Hah, hoo" "Himeji, are you alright?" We were running down the corridor at full speed, but Himeji''s steps were slowing down. She was not good at sports, and for a physically weak student like her, it must be very hard to run like this. "Y-you guys please go on ahead" Himeji said that while trying to catch her breath. We wouldn''t be able to escape the enemy''s attack with her like this, but we couldn''t lose her here as well. If we lose Himeji''s fighting ability, who knows what would happen in the War tomorrow. Also, I can''t just leave a girl here and run for my life! Is there nothing we can do now? "Yuuji!" "What, Akihisa!?" "Leave this to me! Yuuji, retreat with Himeji!" I stood and looked back, and Himeji and Yuuji ran past me. I never imagined that I''d have a chance to say some cool stuff like this. Do I look cool or what? "Y-Yoshii, d-don''t worry about me-" "Got it. I''ll leave it to you." Yuuji stopped Himeji''s words, and agreed with my suggestion. This was the Yuuji I knew, never letting his feelings affect his judgement and calmly making decisions according to the situation. *stops running* "Wait, Muttsurini, you need to escape as well. I think the key to tomorrow''s battle is you." Muttsurini stopped with me at the same time. I feel grateful for that, but I think he has a more important mission to accomplish; we can''t lose him in a situation like this! "Then it should be okay for me to stay. Right, Leader?" Shimada stopped running, and stood beside me. "Can I rely on you?" "Of course you can. Leave everything to me!" (?) " (Good luck)" Muttsurini gave us a big thumbs up, and then ran away from the scene immediately. "What should we do now? Leader?" "Ah, I have an idea." "Huh? Really?" Shimada looked at me with disbelief. Wha--- It seems like she doesn''t trust me. What an impolite vice leader. "I don''t want to end up in the Remedial Room either, leave this to me!" "Found them! Yoshii and Shimada from Class F!" "Kill them!" The enemies approached us quickly. Hasegawa-sensei was there as well. "Class B students! Stop there!" To decrease their morale, I purposely used strong language to stop them. "You are pretty brave. Do you think you can stop us with only two of you?" "No, before we fight I have something to say to Hasegawa-sensei." If we showed our enemies any weakness, we would lose control of the situation, so I continued speaking strongly. (Yoshii, what are you thinking? Are you going to complain to Hasegawa-sensei and say that they disobeyed the pact?) (Well leave it to me, I have an idea.) I whispered softly to Shimada who was starting to worry. Ah, she worries too much. "What is it, Yoshii?" Hasegawa-sensei walked to the front. She was still trying to catch her breath, maybe she needed more exercise? "Do you know that Class B disobeyed the pact?" If she was a teacher, she wouldn''t stand beside students who were disobeying the rules. That''s definitely true for someone who was responsible for being a judge. (That cunning Nemoto must have thought of a good excuse.) "From what I have heard, the one who broke the pact was Class F, wasn''t it? If you are complaining that you got attacked because of this, before saying anything about the pact, you should check your personality first shouldn''t you?" The teacher''s comment was a little rude. Nemoto must have twisted the facts when he was explaining the situation to Hasegawa-sensei, just as Shimada said. (It is just as I imagined, so what are you planning to do?) "" (I am looking forward to your strategy.) Shimada winked. Confronted by her expectation, I made the following reply. "We are dead" "This guy''s an idiot!" How rude! "Sakamoto! Yoshii Is Is he going to be all right?" "Of course! I can''t make any guarantees about the others, but he will definitely have no problem." "But" "He is not really good at studying. However, even if you get a bad result, it is not everything right?" "Wh-What do you mean?" "That idiot He is not a normal Punishment Bearer." "Shokanju Summon!" Four enemies summoned their Shokanjus at the same time. We kept on running, but the corridor was full of dead ends. It was just a matter of time before we arrived in the battle area. "Yoshii, what should we do?" "You''re asking me?" "Then who should I ask?! Anything is fine, just think of something!" Shimada and I were running side by side and shouting to each other at the same time. "Okay, I got it! Shimada, you try to take them on!" "Okay okay, and then?" "My chances of escaping will be higher." "I will definitely finish you off one day!" Now we were at the end of the corridor. There was only a wall with a window in front of us. "Shimada, summon your Shokanju now." "Summon it?" "Then use it to receive damage instead of me." "Go die!" "Wa! Why did you suddenly go berserk? Are you a berserker?" I kept running, while dodging the punches that Shimada threw at me. Damn. Now we were at a dead end. I rested my back on the wall and looked forward, and saw the enemies getting closer and closer. "You guys must be very tired of running around!" "By the way, do we really have to chase them?" "There is nothing else we can do. While we were foolishly playing with them, Sakamoto''s group escaped." "Then let''s finish them and go back!" When they realized we had nowhere to run, the four of them looked like they had used up all their energy and started chatting in front of us. Since there is no reason to chase us, why not just let us go!? "Oi, are you done chatting?!" Shimada was angry and scolded them when she saw that they were being so impolite. Oh, in a situation like this, she was still very aggressive. " Ah!" "What?" "You really are the lousiest class." How dare he say something like that! I must say something back! "We are not the lousiest class! It''s just the students that are lousy!" "Yoshii, shut up!" Huh? I was trying to fight back, why is she so angry? "Don''t look down on us just because we are Class F!" "Oh really? What can those from the lowly Class F do?" "See for yourself! Shokanju Summon!" Shimada shouted out and the Chibi Shimada that I had seen many times before appeared. "This is what I will do! I''ll make you taste the difference in our ability!" The guy from Class B who was quarreling with Shimada also summoned his Shokanju. It held its knife and dashed towards us. Although the enemy couldn''t do any complicated moves, it had enough power. "You!" Shimada let her Shokanju rush forward. The enemy''s strong attack hit Shimada''s Shokanju and--- Class B Kudou Shinji VS Class F Shimada Minami Mathematics 159 VS 171 "You, are you really from Class F?" No, they had the same ability! What''s going on? "He he, it is your fault for choosing mathematics. For this subject, it doesn''t matter if I don''t understand kanji!" Oh, Shimada is so cool! "By the way, Shimada, what''s your score for Ancient Literature?" "Just a single digit!" She is so certain! That''s also cool! "Kudo, do you need help? You don''t want to be sent to the Remedial Room, do you?" "Damn, please help me!" Kudo regretted it and bit his lips. It was really a shame to ask for help when fighting Class F. The situation was looking bad for Shimada. Both Shokanjus were using their weapons and fighting with all their strength. Neither of them could leave now. If the number of enemies increased, she would definitely lose. "Shimada, do you need help? You don''t want to be sent to the Remedial Room like this right?" "You''ll just get in my way!" "How mean!" I regretted it and bit my lips. She''s so mean! However, this was no time for jokes. No matter how tired I was, I shouldn''t just run away in a situation like this. It was time for me to join the battle. "Shokanju Summon!" A familiar magical circle appeared beside me. The Shokanju that had the same amount of fighting ability as my mathematics score, slowly revealed itself. Its strong-looking face! Its sturdy body! Its fast and swift moves! Its absolute strength. "Don''t worry about Yoshii! You can see he''s just a weakling!" "Pay me back! Pay me back my handsome descriptions!" "Go away, you weakling!" "Shimada, are you really my partner? Why are you insulting me?" It was true that my Shokanju only had a bokutou on its hand and looked very weak. Now I was surrounded by enemies (one of them being my classmate)! "Now we''re in trouble." Shimada''s face was slightly twisted. Although she could win against the enemies, the difference between the scores was small. It was obvious that Shimada had consumed a huge amount of marks. "Farewell!" The Class B student controlled her Shokanju and attacked; Shimada''s Shokanju couldn''t dodge it. Now is the time for me to show up! "Taste my kick!" I made my Shokanju dash forward and trip my enemy from the side. "Ah!" Underestimating my ability and being unfamiliar with controlling a Shokanju, the enemy tripped over easily. "This is not the end of it!" I used my bokuto and swung towards the enemy, hit it into the ground. Now is the time! "Ah----" My Shokanju quickly grabbed the back of the head of the enemy Shokanju, and thrust its head towards the ground. Boom! It made a loud noise that could be heard anywhere along the corridor. "Huh?" Everyone said that at the same time. The result of the battle was decided instantly. Class B Sanada Yuka VS Class F Yoshii Akihisa Mathematics 166 VS 51 The score of the battle just now appeared in the air. This is so embarrassing! Her score is three times more than mine! "What! Sanada''s score is higher right? Why was she defeated by such a weak Shokanju?" Kudo from Class B complained to the teacher. This had nothing to do with the teacher, what can you get from her? "Huh? My Shokanju is still alive?" The Shokanju that was beaten into the ground stood up, the power was really not enough "Yoshii, what happened?" "Ah I guess these are maybe the few advantages of being a Punishment Bearer?" From everyone''s performance in the war against Class D, I realized that controlling Shokanju was not an easy task. The extraordinary power and the difference in size, all made controlling Shokanju more difficult. Therefore everyone only used dash attacks or simple attack methods, and let the scores determine the result. "What do you mean by advantages?" "In other words, I am accustomed to controlling my Shokanju!" As a Punishment Bearer I had summoned my Shokanju countless times, and the pain and fatigue that were reflected back at me gave me a few advantages---- it forced me to make my Shokanju perform more complicated actions. If I only knew how to perform simple actions such as "run" or "swing the knife," I could never do those extra jobs given to me. "It must have been a fluke!" The enemy raised its knife again and attacked me. However her terrified expression made me a little bit happy. "Ha!" Facing the enemy''s knife, I made my Shokanju block its attack. As the score showed, our power difference was threefold. If I took the damage directly, the bokuto would definitely break into two, so I must defend the attack by diverting the enemy''s attacking force. "Ah!" The enemy''s knife was thrown sideways, and its body was open for attack. "Haaa!" I made my Shokanju dash forward to hit it on its waist, then gave it another hit on its head. Class B Sanada Yuka VS Class F Yoshii Akihisa Mathematics 126 VS 51 The value shown had made a few changes. Even though I bullied the enemy like this, we still had a huge gap in our power. My Syokanju is really weak! "We better take them seriously!" "Although I don''t want to bully Class F like this, we can''t just stand here and watch this mess." The other two people at the back walked out. No matter what, this situation was just too bad right? "Ah, wait a minute. At least make it fair, two versus two!" "Yoshii, you are mistaken, it''s not four against two anymore." "Huh? Has backup arrived?" "It is five versus one now!" "Shimada, do you intend to betray me?" Just how much does she dislike me? "I''m coming, take this!" Along with some useless shout, the enemies'' Shokanju attacks came. I let my Shokanju duck to dodge the attacks. "This guy!" "The undead guy!" Wa! The number of enemy Shokanjus had just increased by two! Was this the so called "death by dismemberment" punishment? The enemy Shokanjus stood side by side and rushed towards me. I should avoid being surrounded before trying to defeat them. "We should be able to kill him in one hit" "But none of our attacks land on him" "This guy is just like Metal Slime." I am not that weak! "Hey!" I angrily dashed into one of the enemy and gave him a punch to the stomach, right on target! And I hurt my hand. That was the result of the reacting force. "Should we start now?" "Damn! I''m retreating for now!" Kudo realized that he couldn''t win in a one on one fight so he decided to retreat. He wasted a lot of marks in the fight just now, so it was a good idea to run away. Now it became three versus two--- No, Shimada had also spent a lot of marks too, so it is now three versus one. "Shimada, now!" I gave an instruction to Shimada who was not being attacked by the enemies at the moment, and who was looking towards the fire extinguisher I used before. "Roger!" Shimada picked up the fire extinguisher and pulled out the safety switch. Now we should be able to run away----- "" --but she was not moving. What''s going on? "Quickly, use it!" "Ah, I wonder what should I do?" She had an extremely smug look on her face. "Sh-Shimada! What do you want?" Shimada decided to reveal her true colors in such a dire situation! It was very hard to fight against three opponents at the same time! "What do I want? Ah, right----" "I will do anything you want!" "Then, firstly, let''s change how we call each other!" "I will do it! Please!" "Then, I will call you Aki, and you will call me Minami-sama." "Mi-Minami-sama! Is that fine?" "This holiday, I feel like going to ''La Pedice'' in front of the station, and eating some crpes there." "Damn! I only live on salt water! How can you even consider such an expensive idea--- Ah! Okay okay, I will treat you, Minami-sama! Please, I will treat you, just don''t leave me alone!" "Good, and one last thing." "More? Give me a break!" Shimada looked really happy. "Say you will love me forever." What! This is like looting a burning house! I will remember this! "You will love me forever." I repeated exactly what she told me. Now she shouldn''t have any complaints right? "Idiot!" (Blowing sound) The fire went out. We had white powder all over our bodies and barely escaped with our lives. But why did Shimada look like she was in a bad mood? "Ah----I''m exhausted!" "Y-Yoshii! Are you alright?" Himeji opened the door and dashed out. Her bouncing breasts were really dazzling. "Yeah. This is nothing---- Ah, it hurts!" Shimada fiercely stepped on my foot. For some reason Shimada was really angry with me today. "Humph!" "S-Shimada, what did I do wrong?" (Scary stare!) "Ah, n, no, Minami" That murderous gaze was focused on me now. Although she specially gave me permission to drop the "sama" honorific, the name I used for her couldn''t be reverted. I really couldn''t get used to calling her Minami in such a short amount of time. "Why did the relationship between you two become so good?" "Huh? You mean us?" If our relationship was good, she wouldn''t be stepping on my feet and threatening me at the same time, would she? "Ah, you''re back? Thanks for all your hard work." "You look fine." "Yeah, I''m back." Yuuji and Hideyoshi walked out as well. Muttsurini didn''t seem to worry about us so much, but he also slightly nodded towards me. "Then everyone." "Huh?" Yuuji looked at everyone and said, "Here''s the current situation. It looks like Class C is our enemy. Since they haven''t attacked us yet, they will be declaring war on us immediately after this war ends. To be honest, we don''t really stand a chance if we fight Class C immediately after Class B." They are probably thinking the same thing. Even if we win this war, they won''t give us any time to rest, and will attack us immediately. "Then what should we do? Even if we win this war, we will only be an easy target for Class C right?" "That''s true" "Don''t worry." Confronted by a troubled group, Yuuji stared with his energetic wild look and said, "Since they are going to attack like this, I will counter their attack in my way." "Your way?" "Yeah, I will return them a big favour tomorrow morning." We were dismissed after that and continued the War tomorrow. Volume 1, The Seventh Question Volume 1, The Seventh Question Please answer the following question: What are the comparative and superlative forms for the words "good" and "bad"? Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: "good better best bad worse worst" Teacher''s Comment: Correct Answer. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "good gooder goodest" Teacher''s Comment: I am surprised that you made such a common mistake. The comparative and superlative for good and bad is not just adding "er" and "est"; don''t forget it next time. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: "bad butter bust" Teacher''s Comment: The meanings of these three words are ''bad'', ''butter'', ''bust''. "I am going to use the hidden strategy that I mentioned yesterday." This was the first sentence Yuuji said when he came to school the next morning. "Strategy? It''s still not time for the war yet, right?" The time now was 8:30 a.m. and the war was scheduled to continue at 9:00 a.m. "I am not using it on Class B; our target is Class C." "Ah, I see. What are you planning to do?" "I plan to let you, Hideyoshi, wear this." Yuuji took a female uniform out from his bag after he said that. The uniform used black and red as its base color. It was a rare piece of artistic work for people in society and students from other schools. Come to think of it, Yuuji, how did you get hold on this? What had happened to you? "No problem, but why do you want me to wear this?" Hideyoshi, as a guy you should care a bit more shouldn''t you? By the way, after wearing it Hideyoshi looked more like a girl, almost like his twin sister in Class A--- "I would like you to act like Kinosheeta Yuuko, and pretend to be a messenger from Class A." I see, that''s why he wants Hideyoshi to wear a female uniform! Hideyoshi had a twin sister in Class A. They looked exactly the same, just like monozygotic twins. The differences between them were their test results and the way they spoke. In other words, pretend to be his sister, and using the name of Class A, put pressure on Class C? "Hideyoshi, quickly go and change your uniform!" "Oh, OK" Hideyoshi took the uniform from Yuuji, and changed into the uniform in front of them. What''s wrong? What is this strange feeling in my chest? Although he is a guy, I just cannot take my eyes away from him! "" *Sounds of picture being taken* Silent Pervert used the speed that almost gets his finger on fire and kept pressing the button on the camera. Luckily, I am not the only one having this strange feeling. "OK, I have finished changing. Huh? What''s wrong with you guys?" Our faces must have looked very complicated I think? "What should I say? I''m not very sure either!" "You guys are so strange." No, it is your outlook that is strange! Why do you look so pretty? "Then, let''s go to Class C." "Yeah." Yuuji left the classroom with Hideyoshi. "Ah, I want to go as well." I quickly followed them. I had been thinking about this yesterday. There was a very long distance between Class C and Class F. Although this was mostly due to the different sizes for each classroom, I still hoped the school could build it in a simpler way. We continued walking, and eventually stopped in front of Class C classroom. "I am sorry, Hideyoshi. You need to go in alone." Since he needed to pretend to be a Class A messenger, Yuuji and I who were Class F members couldn''t stay beside him. Therefore we planned to hide somewhere and observe how things went. "I don''t really feel like going" Hideyoshi looked very unwilling to do it. That''s understandable, pretending to be his sister and cheating the enemy is not a good experience to go through. "We are counting on you." "AhThere is no other way" "Sorry, but please provoke them as hard as you can. Make them hate Class A from the bottom of their hearts. I think you should be able to do it." Hideyoshi is a genius in acting, with the nickname of ''Star of the Drama Club''. Although he is not good at studying, his performance in other areas is pretty impressive. "AhDon''t put too much hope in me" Hideyoshi sighed and powerlessly walked towards Class C. He looked very unhappy. Could he really cheat them in his current condition? "Yuuji, are you sure Hideyoshi is fine? I think we better switch to another plan" "I think there should be no problem." Really? I kept on feeling that Hideyoshi looked like he didn''t want to do it at all. I just hope that his acting skill weren''t affected by his mental instability. "I''m worried" "Shhhhh! Hideyoshi is going into the classroom." Yuuji put his finger to his mouth. We were so far away; they shouldn''t be able to hear us. However it was better to play it safe so let''s just follow what Yuuji said. *Sounds of door opening* We heard the sound of the door that Hideyoshi opened. "You dirty pigs, shut up now!" Wow. "Hideyoshi really lived up to his name." "Yeah, there is no better way to provoke them than this." Even if he didn''t say anything, Class C''s hatred toward Class A should rise dramatically I think? "W-What did you say!" The shout must have come from the Class C class leader, Koyama. I could feel the anger in her words without looking at her face. This was expected, they got scolded like pigs without knowing what was going on "Don''t talk to me! Or your disgusting pig smell will spread to me as well!" You walk up to them yourself and then blame them for spreading pig stench? Wow, aren''t you overreacting? "You''re the Kinosheeta from Class A right? Don''t think that you can be so arrogant just because your test results are good. What are you doing here in our classroom?" In terms of notoriety in the school, Kinosheeta Yuuko was more famous than Hideyoshi. Also, Hideyoshi was wearing a female uniform now; there was no way they could see through him. Besides that, he had successfully provoked them, which has lowered their judging ability. This was just perfect. "For me, the most unacceptable thing is that Class A''s classroom is built beside this ugly and smelly classroom! For people like you, a pig sty is more than enough!" "What! Are you trying to say that we are on the same level as Class F?" Oi, Koyama! He never said anything about Class F! "Although I don''t feel like dirtying my hands, I will give you a special offer and let you go straight into the pig sty." Is this the minimum level of acting skill required to get into drama club? Or is our school just too weird? "You guys are preparing for a Test Summoning War right? Make sure you are well prepared, as we are going to clean out all of you dirty pigs later!" After Hideyoshi said that, he purposely stomped hard onto the ground while he was leaving the room. "Was that ok?" Hideyoshi looked refreshed and walked towards us. "Yeah, you have done well." "We have no time to bother with an opponent like Class F! Everyone, prepare for the war against Class A!" The scary shouts came from the Class C leader Koyama. It looked like the plan was going very smoothly for us. Still, why was I feeling a little bit guilty? "The plan is successfully done. We should start our preparations for the war against Class B." "Ah, OK." There was no time to get distracted by minor things. The Test Summoning War was going to start in ten minutes. We quickly walked back to the Class F classroom. "Make good use of the doors and walls! Do not make the fighting area bigger!" Hideyoshi''s instruction echoed in the battlefield. At exactly nine o''clock, the war against Class B officially started. We resumed from the position we were in the war yesterday, which was right in front of Class B''s classroom, and started attacking. According to Yuuji''s instructions, our aim was to keep the enemies in the classroom. While we were following those instructions, there was a new problem. Something was not quite right with Himeji. Although she was supposed to be the commander, she hadn''t given any instructions at all. Besides that, it seemed that she was not willing to take part in the war. What happened to her? "Try to use only one subject at a time to defeat the enemy! Keep an eye on the backup!" Therefore the person who was leading the troop now was the vice commander, Hideyoshi. He followed Yuuji''s instructions and achieved several objectives in just a few hours. "The left entrance is under counter-attack by the enemies!" "We are lacking in the Classical Literature force. We need backup!" The left entrance that was under enemy attack was supervised by Takenaka-sensei right? That didn''t sound good at all. There were a lot of students in Class B who were good in literature related subjects. If we didn''t counter their attack with our strong fighters, it might give them a chance to break through our troops. "Himeji, please provide support to the left wing!" In Yuuji''s plan, Himeji had an important task to do in the afternoon. Although I felt sorry for troubling Himeji so early, it couldn''t be helped. "Ah, th-that" At this important moment Himeji didn''t join the fight immediately. She looked like she was going to cry; panicking and walking around. That was not looking good; the enemies were going to break through! "Haaa!" I shouted, pushed through the crowd, and dashed towards the left entrance. After that I whispered something to the supervising teacher Takenaka-sensei. "Bla~blaif this is announcedyour image" "!" Takenaka-sensei pushed my head low, and started to look around. I never imagined that I would need to use the threatening information I prepared in case of emergency--- Classical Literature version! This was not part of the plan. "I-I need to leave for a while!" Just as I expected, we had a bit more leeway now. "Those who still have some classical literature marks head towards the left entrance! Those who consumed their marks immediately go to replenish it!" This was just a temporary solution, but it should solve the problem for now. Now is the time. "Himeji, what''s wrong?" I quickly asked Himeji what I was wondering. I didn''t know what happened, but it looked like there was something wrong with her. Not knowing the cause would put us at a disadvantage in the war. "A-Ah, I am fine!" Himeji quickly shook her head, her long hair also swung around according to her action. Her action was so exaggerated. It was obvious that there was something wrong with her. "There must be something wrong right? Can you let me know if there is anything? Maybe what you say might affect our plan." "R-Really it''s nothing at all!" She kept on denying it, but she looked like she was going to cry at any time. There must be something wrong with her! "The subject at the right entrance has been changed to Modern Japanese!" "What happened to the mathematics teacher!" "Maybe kidnapped by Class B!" Even the right wing''s subject had been changed into one that Class B was good at, we were in serious trouble now! "I am going to fight!" Himeji quickly ran out and planned to join the fight after she said that. However--- "Ah" She suddenly stopped moving and turned her head down. What happened? It looked like Himeji saw something and then behaved like that. I looked towards the direction that Himeji was looking at. At the end of the sight was a bastard leaning at the window and looked down on us--- Nemoto. What did Nemoto do? It was not very clear from where I stood, so I started to look carefully but I didn''t see anything special--- "!" Suddenly, something in his hand jumped into my sight. It was a very normal item. It was not hard to get it, but it was also something that you could not buy. The item in his hand was--- The letter that the shy Himeji wanted to hide from me three days ago. "I see, so that is what happened!" I was wondering when I heard about the treaty with Class B. That cheap and cunning Nemoto would never suggest such a fair treaty. It seemed that he was planning to paralyze Himeji. If that was the case, then it was reasonable for him to suggest such a treaty. If Himeji couldn''t fight, that treaty would be very beneficial for Class B. It really was a good tactic. There was neither any loss, nor any risks involved. "Himeji." "Y-Yes" "Since you are not feeling well, don''t force yourself to join the fight. The Test Summoning War hasn''t ended, you need to take care of your health." "Yes." "OK, I have something else to do and need to leave now." "Ah" Although Himeji looked like she wanted to say something, I just turned away from her and ran away from the scene because I had something more important to deal with. "Nemoto, you have done something very interesting." I couldn''t stop myself from saying something like that. That bastard, I must kill him at any cost! "Yuuji!" "Huh? What''s up, Akihisa? Are you running away from the war? If you are I will use scissors to stab you!" When I rushed back to the classroom, Yuuji was writing something on the notebook. When I took a closer look, it had all the information for both the enemies and our sides remaining forces. "I need to talk to you." "Then I shall force myself to listen to you!" Now I had no time to reply his joke, and it seemed that Yuuji realized that my attitude was different from normal. He looked at me seriously, so I looked at him with a serious face as well. "I need the uniform that Nemoto is wearing right now." "What happened to you?" D-Damn! This sounds like I am a pervert! "Ah, no, that, er" Actually I wanted the letter in the uniform, but I couldn''t explain it what should I do? If I don''t clarify, I will become a guy who is a pervert that wants a uniform that is worn by another guy. I would definitely face the destiny of cruel questioning. "Sure, no problem. When we win the war, I will think of a way to get it for you." He agreed? Don''t give me this reaction! It was just like saying "It''s not surprising that you have such interests!" On the other hand, I couldn''t explain the situation. Darn Although it was painful, I could only accept this misunderstanding for now. "Is that it?" Yuuji looked at me with a helpless face. Of course that was not all I wanted. "Also, I hope you don''t send Himeji into this fight." "What is the reason?" "I can''t say." Although Himeji was going to tell him later, this was not something for me to let him know. "I can''t send her no matter what the situation is?" "Yes, no matter what the situation is." Yuuji used his hand to support his chin, considering the request that I had just made. The request I made now was really unreasonable. Not using Himeji in the fight against Class B did not just greatly reduce our fighting ability, it was also a suicidal action. It was very possible that we would lose this war because of this request, and Yuuji would need to take responsibility for the result. "I am begging you, Yuuji!" I bowed deeply towards Yuuji. I also understood that this request was too selfish. Not only would it fail to give Yuuji any benefit for accepting my request, he would need to bear a huge amount of danger. Honestly if I were him, I would not accept such an unreasonable request like this without explaining the situation. "I can agree only on one condition." "A condition?" "You will take the mission that is planned to be done by Himeji. I don''t care how you do it; you must accomplish it at any cost." However Yuuji accepted my request, he really was made of a higher caliber than me. "Of course, leave it to me! I will definitely complete the mission!" The corner of Yuuji''s lip slightly rose. "So what should I do?" "Attack Nemoto at the right time with any subject." "Any backup?" "None. The class B entrance needs to be blocked." "Your requirement is really hard to meet!" I am in big trouble now. The fight now was at both entrances of the Class B classroom. Because of the location, the fight could only be done one by one. This was a key step for earning more time in order to achieve Yuuji''s plan. To get close to Nemoto, who set up a formation in the classroom, one must have a very strong individual fighting ability. That''s right, someone with similar power as Himeji, and I did not have such power. "What happens if I fail?" "Failing is not an option; you must accomplish the task even if it costs your life." He spoke in a very strong tone that was totally different from normal. It seemed that this mission was closely related to the whole strategy. What should I do? How can I accomplish this mission? "Well, I am counting on you now." Yuuji stood up and prepared to leave the classroom, leaving me who was in deep thought just now. "Huh? Where are you going?" "I am going to Class D to give them instructions. It is about the agreement last time." Class D Most probably about that air conditioner machine outside their classroom. It was not important. What should I do, how can I accomplish the mission for Himeji "Akihisa." Before Yuuji walked out the classroom, he turned his back to me and said: "Your test results are really bad; however, just as Hideyoshi and Silent Pervert, you have something that others can''t compete with. That''s why I can trust you so much." "Yuuji" "Do it well, I won''t change the plan." After saying that, Yuuji left the classroom. What I am good at? My adept syokanju controlling technique is useless when fighting in a confined area. "Ah!" Although it was not really an advantage, I still had one special technique compared to the others. There was a way to complete the mission which could only be done by someone who had scores as low as mine. However it needed a lot of determination. "It must be very painful!" Just imagining what was going to happen caused a huge pain to go through my body. The amazing thing was that I gathered my resolution easily. "OK! Now is the time to teach the evil person a good lesson!" I gave my cheek a few good slaps to cheer myself up. Now there is a way, with a high success rate, and it can be done if I have courage! I have no reason to run away. Consequences? Who cares! "Minami! Muto and Kimishima! Come and help me for a while!" I shouted to the three people who were in the middle of testing to replenish their score. "What happened?" "What for?" "I am in the middle of a test now." The three of them have consumed a lot of marks in the battle yesterday, so their mission was to take tests to replenish their scores. "Stop the test, come and help me. It is a mission that will decide the result of this war." "It sounds pretty important." "Yeah, no joking from now." "What should I do?" "Duel against my Syokanju." "Are the two of you serious?" The supervisor for syokanju duel from Class D--- English teacher Endo-sensei, reminded us again. "Yeah, of course." "I am going to duel with this idiot sooner or later." Minami and I stared at each other. "But there is no need to come all the way to Class D and fight, is there?" Just as the teacher said, we purposely came to Class D to duel. Also both of us were Class F students, around us were Class F students as well. This must be a very strange situation for Endo-sensei. "There is nothing we can do about it, this idiot is ''Kansatsu Shobunsha.'' If we are fighting in the lousy Class F classroom, the power of the Syokanju will definitely make the whole classroom collapse." "Both of you, please think about it again!" "No, I have decided. If I don''t repay what she normally does to me, I can never sleep peacefully." "Alright. There is a saying: two might understand each other better after the fight, it seems that this is also part of education!" Endo-sensei deeply sighed and stayed away from us after saying that. Now we can summon our syokanjus. I took a deep breath, and spoke loudly. "Syokanju Summoning---" The familiar syokanju appeared in front of my eyes. Although there were a lot of troubles for being a "Kansatsu Shobunsha," this was the first time I felt thankful for having this title. "Go!" Minami''s syokanju appeared in the scene to reply my fighting will. I made my other self hold it''s bokuto tightly, so tight that the bokuto almost became one with its hands, and dashed towards the enemy. Go! Facing the enemy that had the wall at its back, my syokanju made use of the inertia produced from the dash and swung out a strong punch. *PONG* "Darn!" The act was too obvious and the enemy dodged it easily. After that, the pain from the Syokanju''s punch on the way bounced back to me. "OHHH!" I commanded my Syokanju to give a more powerful hit. The enemy easily dodged to the side and the punch landed onto the hard wall again. "Ouch" My fist suffered a great pain again. The hit that was enough to shake the whole classroom, would also have a huge reaction force. There was a huge amount of pain going from the top of my head to the bottom of my leg and it gave me a sickening feeling. "Aki, we are running out of time." Minami looked at the clock on the wall and said. It was now two fifty-seven in the afternoon, only three minutes away from the starting time of the mission. "Isn''t it about time for you to give up? Using so many people to block the entrance of the classroom, it makes the classroom so hot." The voice of Class B''s class leader, Nemoto, came from far away. "What? The gutless Lord Class Leader of Class B is planning to surrender now?" The familiar voice that replied belonged to Yuuji. Since Himeji couldn''t join the fight, so he needed to use our main troops and commanded them? "HA!" The Syokanju moved again. That huge move still failed to hit the enemy. It looked like the syokanju lost the ability to learn and kept on hitting the wall with full power. Before the pain faded away, a new pain appeared immediately. "What? It should be you who needs to give up right?" "It is none your concern." "Oh really? Even though the condition of your savior, Himeji, is not looking good?" "For opponents like you, there is no need to bother Himeji. I left her to rest at the back." "Hmph! It seems you are pretty good in talking, loser class leader." "Loser? If you are talking about Class F, you will be enjoying that feeling very soon." "HA!" This is the fourth attack. The warm liquid dripped down from my fist. When I looked at it, it seemed that I had lost quite a lot of blood. There was a small pool of blood on the ground now. "There is a loud noise from the wall for a long time, what is going on?" "Who knows? Maybe you are too disgusting and cause others to give you some trouble?" "Hmph, say whatever you like, the winner will be decided soon. Everyone, dash out together!" "Reform the ranks! Step back first!" "What? Boasting and running away at the same time?" "Aki, it is about time." "Yeah, I know." I gave the comrades around me a signal with my eyes. Everyone nodded silently. "Yoshii, Shimada, what are you planning to do?" Endo-sensei suddenly turned back and looked at us. I needed to finish the job before he realized our fake duel and recalled the syokanjus. "OHHHHHH!" I used all my force and roared. It must be done in the fifth time! There is no turning back! "I will leave the rest to you, Akihisa." After luring all the main troops away, Yuuji used his usual and clear voice to make the announcement. It is exactly three o''clock in the afternoon, the mission starts now! "HAAAA!" I concentrated all the syokanju''s power in it''s fist, and punched at the wall. Our aim from the beginning was the wall that separated Class D and Class B. The duel with Minami was just an excuse to summon the syokanju. "Urgh!" The pain that ran through my whole body was stimulating the nerve. However, only I could do this. With the price of suffering the pain that bounced back, my syokanju had the ability to touch physical objects. *Sounds of wall collapsing* A clear collapsing sound opened the way to Class B. "What?" Beyond the collapsed wall was Nemoto''s face, distorted due to extreme shock. Almost all the enemy''s troop had left the classroom to chase after Yuuji''s main group. It is a rare opportunity now. Since the main troops have gone, the defense force around the class leader is extremely weak now, it is now the time to win! "Die, Nemoto Kyoji ----" We dashed forward and prepared to challenge Nemoto, who was still stunned because of all the sudden changes. "Endo-sensei! Class F Shimada wants to----" "Class B Yamamoto accepts the challenge! Syokanju Summoning!" "Damn! It is the personal guards!" The personal guards that remained in the classroom blocked the way in front of us. We were only twenty meters away from Nemoto, however we were inside a small classroom which made this distance look extremely long. "H-Hahaha! You really surprised me! However it is so unfortunate! Your surprise attack plan still failed!" Nemoto Kyoji purposely laughed loudly in order to cover his action just now. It was true that our surprise attack plan had failed. The personal guards already surrounded Nemoto. Since we have lower scores, we couldn''t really break the current state anytime soon. However we achieved our goal. I know this is a sudden change of topic, but let me explain the characteristic of each subject! Every subject has a different teacher teaching it. Depending on the teacher, the situation of the test will differ as well. For example, mathematics teacher Kiuchi-sensei marks the paper very fast. For example, world history teacher Tanaka-sensei is very loose in terms of marking. For example, English teacher Endo-sensei, which is in the scene now, tends to give away some marks when he is marking the paper. Then, how about health education? Health education teacher isn''t very fast in marking papers and his marking criteria is not really loose. Also the summoning area is not very far and the teacher doesn''t run very fast. The characteristic of health education, is the teacher''s--- *Sounds of people landing* The entrance was blocked. The classroom was filled with unimaginable heat. Suddenly a student and a teacher appeared in the scene; a clear landing sound spread all over the classroom. Because the air conditioner was broken, the windows were opened to let the air flow. Two people climbed down from the roof using the rope, then jumped into the classroom and landed right in front of Nemoto Kyoji. That''s right, the characteristic of health education was his extraordinary ability to move around. "Class F Tsuchiya Kouta." "Youyou bastard!" "Will challenge Class B''s Nemoto Kyoji with health education." "Silent Pervert----" Because the personal guards were fighting us, Nemoto Kyoji had no bodyguard to protect him. Now he had no way to run. "----Syokanju Summoning." Class F Tsuchiya Kouta VS Class B Nemoto Kyoji Health Education 441 marks VS 203 marks The short knife in Silent Pervert''s syokanju hand flashed, and instantly killed the enemy. The war against Class B officially ended here. Volume 1, The Eighth Question Volume 1, The Eighth Question Please answer the following question: Females will manifest second sex characteristic after ( ), and thus develop the feminine characteristics. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: "Menarche" Teacher''s Comment: Correct Answer. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "tomorrow" Teacher''s Comment: Aren''t you a bit too hasty? Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: "It is called menarche, the first period a female ever has. In medical terms, a period is called a menstrual period. Menarche is closely related to age and weight factors. It usually appears when the female''s body weight reaches 43 kg, but the age differs between each individual. In Japan, the average age is 12 years old. There are other factors besides weight, such as race, weather and social environment that will affect the time when menarche occurs" Teacher''s Comment: You wrote too much. "Akihisa, you are really desperate!" This was the first thing that Hideyoshi told me after the war ended. "Urghit hurts, really hurts" Anyway my hand was really hurting. Although not all the force was bounced back to me, the pain that was generated by destroying the wall barehanded was not a joke. "This sort of strategyreally suits you." "D-Does it? Don''t you think you should praise me more?" "This is a manly and amazing operation that forces yourself into an extremely dangerous situation and then makes use of the sense of crisis to complete it." "Are you trying to say that I''m an idiot?" Destroying the wall in school was not a small matter. I was forced to stay in the teacher''s office to receive psychological counseling. If this wasn''t my first school misconduct, I might not have been able to go up to the next grade, or might even have been kicked out of the school. "Well, this is the strength of Akihisa." Yuuji tapped my shoulder. Being idiotic is my strength? That is not something to be proud of! "Now, let us start the meeting that make some people happy but also humiliate others. What do you think, Loser Class Leader?" "" Nemoto, like a balloon without any air, quietly sat on the ground. "Originally, I planned to take the equipment from your class, and then give you the pretty little Japanese style tables as presents. However, I could give you a special deal, which allows you to escape this punishment." Yuuji''s announcement seemed to cause some unexpected reactions. "Calm down, everyone. I have said it before, our target is Class A. Our goal is not here." "Yeah, he''s right." "This place is just a transition point for us. So as long as Class B agrees to our conditions, we shall spare them for now!" Everyone in my class showed that they understood what Yuuji declared. Yuuji had said something similar when we were fighting Class D, so our classmates also understood him much better. "What is the condition?" Nemoto weakly asked. "The condition is related to you, Loser Class Leader." "Related to me?" "Yeah. This time you have used enough of your dirty tricks, and to tell the truth, I have disliked you since last year." Although what Yuuji said was impolite, Nemoto really did what Yuuji said, so no one jumped out and helped him. And he seemed to understand his situation as well. "I will give you, Class B, this one and only special chance." Yuuji added what I asked him to get yesterday morning into the condition. "Go to Class A and tell them, Class B is well prepared for a Test Summoning War. If you do that, I won''t take your class equipment away. However remember not to declare war against Class A; or else you will not be able to avoid the war. All you need to do is to let them understand that you guys are planning to fight the war, that''s all." "That''s all?" Nemoto''s eyes were filled with disbelief. If this went according to the previous plan, this would be all we wanted from him. However "Yeah, as long as the Class B leader wears this and does exactly what I said just now, I will spare your life this time." This is a tactic to get his uniform, but I think Yuuji also mixed a bit of his personal feelings into it. "S-Stop kidding me! How dare you tell me to do such stupid act!" Nemoto started to panic and was unable to talk properly; I think he really hates this! "Class B members will definitely do what Lord Yuuji said!" "Leave it to us! We will definitely make him wear this female uniform!" "If doing this can protect the classroom equipment, we have no other choice!" These were all the warm supports coming from the Class B members. From their actions, I could imagine what dirty stuff Nemoto normally did. "Then we have a deal." "Oi! DDon''t come any closer! You guys are pervertUrgh!" "Let him quiet down first!" "Oh, thanks." Suddenly, a guy from Class B gave their class leader a punch in the stomach. Even Yuuji was shocked by how fast they changed their attitude. "Now, let''s change the clothes for him. Akihisa, I will leave this to you." "Understood." I came closer to Nemoto, who was lying on the ground and starting to take his clothes off. Although there was no other punishment worse than taking the clothes off of a guy, there was nothing else I could do since this was one of my purposes. "UrghUrgh" Nemoto made some noise. Oh no, maybe he was going to wake up soon. "Ahhhh!" "Urgh!" To ensure he didn''t wake up, I gave him another punch. After that I took his male uniform that I was familiar with, and prepared to help him put on the female uniform. "ErrHow do I put this on?" The female uniform was totally different from a male uniform. I didn''t even know where to start. When I was confused and didn''t know what to do next---- "Let me help you." One girl from Class B nominated herself to help. "Really? Thanks for the help. This is a rare chance; give him some good make up as well!" "That''s impossible, because the foundation is already rotten." That was harsh. "I will leave this to you then." I gave Nemoto to that girl and took his uniform away from the scene. Maybe it was around here? I looked around in Nemoto''s uniform, and finally found an object. "Found it, found it." I took the familiar looking envelope and put it into my pocket. Now, what should I do with this uniform? Well, I decided to just throw it away., since this was an opportunity to let Nemoto enjoy the touch and feel of a female uniform on the way home. I thought about all these things, and walked towards the Class F classroom before everyone else returned. After throwing Nemoto''s uniform into the rubbish bin, I withdrew the envelope from my pocket. "Now it''s time to return this to its rightful owner." I put the letter into Himeji''s bag which was on the table, and the mission is now officially ended. "Yoshii!" "What!?" Suddenly, someone shouted behind me. I made some idiot scream, to my embarrassment. "W-What''s up?" I looked back in panic, and saw Himeji standing right there. "Yoshii" Her eyes looked like she was going to cry. "W-What''s up?" I thought she had seen me touch her bag, so I really started to panic. All of a sudden, Himeji hugged me very tightly. "Waaaa!" "T-Thanks for your helpI-I really don''t know what to do" The person who really doesn''t know what to do should be me right? Damn! Is this the newly invented tactic that forces people to change the focus? "A-Anyway you need to calm down first. If you cry like this I will be in trouble." "Y-Yes." To soothe Himeji, I lightly pushed her away from me. Ah, damn! Why did I push her away! I won''t get a chance like this again! "I''m sorry, I was too excited" Himeji wiped her eyes which had turned a bit red after crying. Ah! I really want to say please hug me tightly again! "I wantwant to" "What?" Ah! It slipped out of my mouth! I''ll be in deep trouble if I can''t say something to get myself out of this! "to hit the wall again." Stupid me! I really am an idiot! Are you a terrorist? Why do you want to hit the wall again! "Er, if you do it again, you won''t be able to go to the next grade" Yeah, I understand. I already know that. Don''t look at me like that! "Then I need to join the others." "Ah, please wait." I felt really weak and tried to turn and run away, but Himeji pulled my sleeve. "W-What''s wrong?" "Er" Maybe she wanted to introduce a good doctor to me? Damn! I didn''t think that what I said before would bounce back to me so soon. Why do I need to face such humiliation every single time! "The letter, thanks for your help." Himeji lowered her head, and thanked me with a very low voice. "It''s nothing! I just accidentally found the letter and took it out from Nemoto''s uniform." "That''sa lie isn''t it?" "No, that''s not true" "Yoshii you are really gentle. When I needed to leave my seat during the class division exam, you also stood up and shouted at the supervisor, ''She shouldn''t fail just because she isn''t feeling well and needs to leave!''" Come to think of it, something like that had happened before. Because the supervisor was too cold, I couldn''t help but feel mad. "Also, this warwas started because of me right?" "Eh? Ah, No! How could that be possible?" "Hehe, you can''t hide this anymore, because when I finished my self-introduction, I saw Yoshii ask Yuuji out to discuss something." She saw that we were discussing something? Then I couldn''t hide it anymore. "I am really, really happy. Yoshii you are so nice, just like you were in primary school" What? I can''t help but feel that this situation, in this scene, is very strange. I even had a numb feeling that I have never felt before. Although I didn''t quite understand what happened, I didn''t like this situation at all! "T-That letter, I wish you all the best!" Anyway let''s just change the topic for now, else this might develop to a point beyond my imagination. "AhYes! I will do my best!" Himeji smiled and answered. Looking at her smile I could not help thinking: this girl really likes Yuuji! I knew I couldn''t compete with Yuuji from a long time ago. Although I didn''t like it, I couldn''t do anything about it. "Then, when are you going to confess?" Let''s try to gossip a little bit, I can at least do this, right? "ErI think it will have to wait until everything is finished" Himeji''s face turned red when answering my question. "Really? I think confessing directly is much better than a letter!" "Iis that so? Yoshii prefers that?" "Yeah. If I was the guy, saying it in front of me would make me happier!" Because of Nemoto, this letter has become a bad memory. I thought this was better for Himeji herself. "Really? Don''t forget what you just said!" "Eh? Ah, I know." My opinion might be different from Yuuji''s, but Himeji looked very happy, just like she got very important advice. "T-These clothes, the skirt is too short!" "Don''t worry about it; if you walk slowly you should be fine." "S-Sakamoto you bastard, how dare you make me do this" "Stop wasting time! You have an outdoor photo shoot later, you won''t make it in time if you don''t hurry up!" "W-Wait, I never heard about that before!" Suddenly some quarreling sounds came from the corridor. It seemed that the show had started. "What happened?" "No idea." Now there was a new outdoor photo shoot session besides sending a message to Class A. It seems today would be a beautiful memory that Nemoto was never going to forget. "Anyway, good luck." "Yes! Thank you!" Himeji gave an energetic answer and then left the classroom. What light paces she had! Now its time for me to return to the group. I followed Himeji, and prepared to leave the classroom. "Wait, before that." I walked towards Yuuji''s seat, and took his bag. "Let''s leave some rude words in Yuuji''s text book!" I am not one of those who can congratulate a lucky guy easily! Volume 1, The Ninth Question Volume 1, The Ninth Question Please answer the following question: Please list the five basic nutrition required to maintain human life. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: " Fats Carbohydrates Proteins Vitamins Minerals" Teacher''s Comment: Exactly what we expect from Himeji, well done! Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: " Sugar Salt Tap water Rain water Spring water" Teacher''s Comment: Aren''t you the only one who can survive with these? Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: "It is called menarche, the first period since the female was born. In medical term, this period is called the menstrual period. Menarche is closely related to the age and weight factors. It usually appears when the female''s body weight reached 43 kg, but the age factor would differ between each individual. In Japan, the average age is 12 years old. There are other factors beside weight, such as race, weather and social environment that will affect the time that menarche occurs" "Menarche may occur before the female was ten years old, which is termed isolated premature menarche. Besides that, menarche that occurred after fifteen years old is called delayed menstruation. Also, if the menarche never occurred until eighteen years old is called primary amenorrhea" Teacher''s Comment: I am sorry to inform you that the health education examination had ended an hour ago. After that, I went to the teachers'' office for personal lessons with them. Then I went home exhausted and fell asleep as soon as I collapsed onto my bed. I was totally fatigued and dropped into dreamland like a piece of torn cloth. We had a meeting after the exam for replenishing our scores the next morning. It was the final tactical meeting before facing our last opponent, Class A, and saying goodbye to the Class F classroom. "First of all, I would like to thank everybody who helped Class F make it this far. I am really grateful for all the help you guys offered." "YuuYuuji, what''s wrong with you? It is so unlike you to say something like that!" "Yeah, I think so too, but these words come from the bottom of my heart." I am touched by his words. Who could have ever imagined us, the Class F students, would achieve so much in this war "Since we made it this far, we will do everything to win the war against Class A. We will prove to the teachers together that exam results are not everything, OK?" "YEAH!" "THAT''S RIGHT!" "There is more to life than studying!" Before the last fight, I feel that our hearts are joined together as one. "Thank you very much. About the fight with Class A, I plan to challenge them to a duel." I was not surprised because I had heard about it just before the meeting. However, those hearing it for the first time seemed to be a bit shocked; the room was filled with unease. "What does that mean?" "Who will represent us in the duel?" "Are you sure we can win this?" "Calm down everyone! I am going to explain my plan now." Yuuji slammed the table to calm everyone down. "The people who will be dueling, of course, will be me and Kirishima Shouko." The Class A class leader is Kirishima Shouko and the Class F class leader is Sakamoto Yuuji. If someone needed to be chosen to represent the class in a duel, it would definitely be the class leader. I understood everything up until this point. However, I did not understand how Yuuji could win the duel. The enemy is Kirishima. Not only is she the head of student union, her test results are also higher than Himeji''s, who is already too good for Class B students. Although this sounds really bad, but---- "Idiot Yuuji can never win against--- WAH!" A Stanley knife suddenly flies pass my cheek. Damn you Yuuji, are you planning to kill me? I don''t think he is that cruel. No matter how bad Yuuji is, he wouldn''t consider purposely killing his friends "Next time the target will be your ear." It seems that I am not Yuuji''s friend. "But just as Akihisa said, Shouko is much stronger. If I directly challenge her, I might not stand a chance to win." Since you admit you can''t win, there is no need to throw that Stanley knife towards me right? "However wouldn''t it be the same as our fight against Class D and Class B? We will definitely lose if we fight with them head on." But we have continued to win until now. "This time it will be the same. I shall defeat Shouko and Class F will get Class A''s classroom. It will not change the result that the victory will belong to us. " Yuuji has led us to victories in the Test Summoning Wars that we thought we could never win, so although it still doesn''t sound very convincing, there is no one in the class who will disagree with his ideas now. "Leave everything to me! I shall let everyone see the power of the former ''Whiz Kid''." "OHHHH----" It seems that there is no need to ask everyone''s opinion. We all have faith in Yuuji. "Now, let me explain the tactic in detail I plan to challenge her within a limited scope." "Limited scope? Which subject do you want to pick?" "Japanese history." Japanese history? Even if Kirishima was not very good in Japanese history, I never heard of Yuuji being very good in it either. Why did he want to pick Japanese history? "However I would like to limit the scope of the examination. The difficulty will be at the primary school level and the maximum score will be one hundred. Syokanjus will not be used and the result will just depend on the score in the examination." A primary school level exam with a maximum score of one hundred? Under these conditions, it will be generally assumed that both of them will be scoring one hundred and the person who makes the first mistake will lose. In that case, the challenge will be how focused they are. It seems there is a higher chance for us to win this compared to fighting directly. "However if both of you have the same scores, you will get new questions right? In that case the difficulty of the questions might increase. Isn''t this a disadvantage for Yuuji, who has stopped studying for a period of time?" "Yeah, Akihisa is right." Although it seems like we have a chance at winning in this plan, this is also a dangerous gamble. And the key person in this plan will be Yuuji? "Hey, don''t underestimate me. In any case, a tactic that purely counts on luck is not a tactic at all." "What? Yuuji, you know how to make Kirishima lose focus in the exam?" "No. I don''t think that girl will be defeated by primary school level questions just because of her losing focus." That''s right. Besides that, the techniques that could be used in a supervised exam could never affect Kirishima. Then what can he do to win? "Yuuji, stop hiding the plan from us! It is about time to let us know what your trump card is!" Everyone in the class nodded after Hideyoshi had spoken. "Ah, Sorry. The opening speech is longer than I expected." Yuuji shakes his head, and starts talking again. "There is only one reason that made me choose this duel. That is because I know that girl will definitely answer one question incorrectly." One question? Which question is it? "That question is ---- ''Taika Reform''." "Taika Reform? Is it the sort of question asking when did who do what? Will these sorts of primary school student level questions come out in the examination?" Although I don''t think the school will prepare that sort of question for the students here, but the school which aims for encouraging students to further their studies might have questions like that. "No, not such a detailed question. It is a much simpler one." "You mentioned simple, could it be asking about the year?" "Oh Hideyoshi, BINGO! It is just like what you said, if the question about the year comes out, it will be our victory." In what year did the Taika Reform happen? Such an elementary question, will that smart Shouko answer incorrectly? Even I know that ''Nightingale cried. Taika Reform'', even I can remember the year using this sentence! "Taika Reform happened in year 645. This question is so easy even Akihisa could get it right." PleaseDon''tLook at me "However Shouko will definitely answer this question incorrectly and victory will belong to us. At that time we can say goodbye to this lousy classroom as we planned." Come to think of it, there is something that I have been curious about for a long time--- "Errr----Sakamoto." "Eh? What''s wrong, Himeji?" "Do you know Kirishimavery well?" That''s right. Yuuji had been using "that girl" or "Shouko" to call Kirishima. If they didn''t know each other very well, he wouldn''t use such words to refer to her. It couldn''t be, that this guy in front of me Not only Himeji likes him, even Kirishima who is smart and pretty can''t escape from him? "Yeah, she is my childhood friend." "Everyone, GO!" "What? Why does everyone follow Akihisa''s order and hold their slippers on their hands?" "Shut up, you are the enemy of men! We shall use you as a sacrifice before we defeat Class A!" "What did I do wrong?" There is no need to trade words. All men in the class reach the same agreement. I am blessed to be able to study in such a united class. "Are those your last words? Wait, Sugawa, it is too early to take off your socks. We shall put that forbidden weapon into his mouth after we subdue him." "Understood!" Enemy of men, enjoy forty-seven pairs of high school male students'' smelly socks! "Err, Yoshii." "Eh? What''s up, Himeji?" "Does Yoshii like Kirishima?" "Ah, so-so! She is a very pretty girl!" "" "Eh? Himeji, why are you preparing to attack me? And Minami, why are you holding the teacher''s table and aiming at me?" "Everybody calm down!" Hideyoshi claps his hands loudly to stop the situation from getting worse; he is really calm. "Humph, Hideyoshi don''t you hate Yuuji?" "Cool down and think again everyone. It is Kirishima Shouko that we are talking about right? I don''t think she will be interested in males such as Yuuji." Oh, that''s right. "Actually, she should be interested in the other person" "You are right." All of us suddenly focus on one particular person. "W-What? Could it be I did something wrong?" Himeji starts to panic. Don''t worry, you didn''t do anything wrong. Although you didn''t do anything, it is very likely that someone will do something to you. "Anyway, Shouko and I were childhood friends, and I purposely taught her the wrong answer to that question when we were young." Although I still doubt his relationship with Kirishima, I will let it go for now since Kirishima only likes girls. "That girl will not forget anything she learned because she is the best student in second year." A smart brain which will remember things easily will be the key to her failure this time. "I will make use of this to defeat her, and change our tables to----" "High-class system tables!" "A duel?" "That''s right. Class F and Class A class leaders will represent their classes in a duel to decide the victory of Test Summon War." This is the usual war declaration. The messengers who were sent to declare war with Class A were the leader Yuuji, and the key members of our class such as Himeji, Hideyoshi, Silent Pervert and me. If we do this every time, my uniform will not be torn all the time. "Err, what are you guys planning?" The person who is negotiating with Yuuji now is Hideyoshi------- ''s sister Kinosheeta Yuuko. She looks exactly like the female version of Hideyoshi. However, if I admit I am interested in her that would mean that I am admitting to having the same feelings towards Hideyoshi "Our aim is definitely winning this war." Kinosheeta Yuuko shows that she is suspecting us. That is understandable, because we are the lowest ranked class, who seeks to challenge the top student in the year --- Kirishima to a duel, which is totally unreasonable. It makes sense that she is afraid that we are planning something here. "Although I think this is a good idea to get rid of the troublesome Test Summoning War, there is no need to take the risk." "You are really smart!" An expected answer, now the negotiation officially started. "By the way, how was the war between your class and Class C?" Yuuji crosses his hand and uses his hand to support his lower jaw. He acts calmly and said. "Although it took a while, we were too good for them, so no problem at all." Class C was taunted by Hideyoshi and had a war with Class A. The war only took about half a day. Now Class C is using Class D''s level of equipment in class. "Class B seems to be interested in having a war with you!" "Class B You mean THAT from yesterday?" "Yeah, the quality of the class can be easily seen from the class leader. Although they haven''t officially declared war, who knows what will happen later!" "But Class B already had a war with Class F. So within the three months preparation period, they should have no right to declare war themselves right?" One of the rules of Test Summoning War is there are three months preparation period in between wars. The class that loses in the war will have no right to declare another war in three months. This is to prevent the losing class from challenging the winning class, and make the war become an infinite loop. "You should know that, no matter how things appear in the war, the war was ended through a ''Peace Treaty,'' so they are not restricted by this rule Not only Class B, things are the same for Class D." That''s the reason why we didn''t take away their class equipment. "Is that a threat?" "That doesn''t sound too good; how about calling this a request?" I have a feeling that Yuuji looks exactly like Nemoto. Using this sort of negotiation technique makes him no different from villains. "OK, I understand. Although I don''t know what you are planning, there is no way our class leader will lose. I accept your suggestion." "Eh? Really?" She accepted so easily. Although I never took part in the conversation, I shouted out because I was too surprised. "Because, I really don''t want to fight with a class with a class leader like THAT" Ah, that reminds me. Nemoto was wearing the female uniform when he went to Class A. I never imagine something like that indirectly helping our suggestion being accepted so easily, which is quite a pleasant surprise. "But we have some conditions. This war will not only be the duel between the class leaders. That''s right, let''s do it like this. Both classes select five different people, and have five different duels. The class that wins three fights out of five wins the war. How about that? If that''s the case, we will agree with your suggestion." "Hmmmm" At first she seems to be not too wary but actually she is really alert, we shouldn''t underestimate her. "I see, you are trying to prevent us from sending Himeji?" "Yes, even though I don''t think that will be a big problem. However, if class leader Kirishima is in very bad condition and Himeji is in top form, there might be some unpredictable accidents." This is really disrespectful to Himeji. However, she wasn''t bluffing, because Kirishima is such a scary person. "Don''t worry! I will represent our side in the fight." "No way, I will not totally believe you." She later said, this is a war, not a competition. And she is right. "Really? Then I shall agree to your condition!" I can''t believe Yuuji said that. Are you serious? Five different duels, do we stand a chance to win? "Really? I am so happy~" "However, we will decide the subjects. It is fine that you give us a little bit of an advantage right?" I see, he was planning to negotiate like that. It is important for us to get the power to decide the subjects. The opponent will not be so kind to accept the one-on-one duel and to let us pick the subjects. Therefore to make them accept the condition, Yuuji chose to accept their condition of five different duels. "Eh? Hmmm" Kinosheeta is thinking carefully. This is a negotiation representing the class. The outcome of this negotiation can greatly affect the war, so she has to be really careful. "Accepted!" "WAH!" I was shocked. "I accept Yuuji''s suggestion." Suddenly there is a calm and powerful voice. No one noticed when Kirishima arrived. I know that she is a quiet person, but I never knew she could hide her presence from everyone like an experienced martial artist. "What? Class leader, are you sure?" "In return I would like to add another condition." "Condition?" "Yeah." Kirishima nods. She carefully scans Himeji from top to bottom while she is hiding behind Yuuji, and said. "The losing side shall accept any request from the winning side." T-This is the biggest crisis of Himeji''s virginity and outlook on life! What, what, what, what should I do? If something like this happened I would be so panicked that I couldn''t even sleep! I don''t even have money to get a digital camera! "(sound of taking photo)" "Silent Pervert, it is too early to take pictures now! Are you planning to lose the fight on purpose?" Why did this happen? This would definitely affect the morale of the class. Did she plan this from the beginning? Kirishima Shouko, she really lives up to the name of the head of student council, what a scary person she is. "Then how about this: three of the subjects will be decided by you and we will decide the remaining two, what do you think?" Although this still doesn''t fully give us the advantage of deciding the topics, Kinosheeta Yuuko''s suggestion still gives us a slight advantage. Now, what should we do? (Himeji, are you ok with that?) (Eh? What are you talking about?) (I mean if we lose, Himeji, you will be) (Although I am not sure what is going on, but I don''t think it''s a problem.) (Accepting that so easily are you sure? If we lose, Himeji and Kirishima will----) "The negotiations are complete." "Y-Yuuji! How could you decide this by yourself! Himeji hasn''t agreed with the condition!" Even if you are the class leader, this is too selfish! This is related to Himeji''s happiness! "Don''t worry. I will not give Himeji any trouble." He said it with confidence. He really thinks that we will win this for sure? "When will the duels start?" "Hmm, how about we begin at ten o''clock?" "OK." Kirishima gives people a unique feeling. The way she speaks is sort of similar to Silent Pervert. "OK. Since the negotiations are done, let''s head back to the classroom first!" "That''s right. We need to report this to the class." After the meeting, we left Class A classroom. The last fight is right around the corner. "Are both of you ready?" The supervising teacher today is Takahashi-sensei, who is the homeroom teacher of Class A, and who has helped us a lot in the recent wars. The specs she put on today have a beautiful design with intelligence, and her long legs in the tight skirt are quite charming as well. "Yes." "No problem." The battlefield is Class A. Not only because it is wider here, the floor is also far superior to the lousy tatami, which could break anytime. "The first duel officially starts now. Please stand forward." "I will go!" Our opponent''s class sends Hideyoshi''s sister, Kinosheeta Yuuko. And the person representing our class in this fight will be ------ "Allow me!" Her brother, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Hideyoshi definitely knows what his sister''s weakest subject is and how to disturb her concentration. The key to this duel will be how does Hideyoshi confuse his sister feeling----- "By the way, Hideyoshi?" "Yes?" "Do you know Koyama from Class C?" "What? Who is that?" Eh? Why did I have a bad feeling about this? "It is alright if you don''t know. Can you come here for a while?" "Eh? Sister, why are you dragging me to the corridor?" Hideyoshi''s face looks like those Class C students when they were being scolded by him while he was acting like his sister "Sister, it is now time for dueling------ Why are you grabbing my hand?" "Did you do anything to Class C students? Why did I become the person who scolded Class C''s student pigs?" "Hahaha. About that, I was doing what I think is the true nature of you, sister-----Ah, sister! No Don''t turn my joint in that direction " (*sounds of door opening*) Kinosheeta Yuuko opens the door and walks into the classroom. "Hideyoshi said he had something urgent to attend to and went back. Do you want to send someone else to replace him?" "N-No We give up in this duel." Even Yuuji doesn''t dare to say anything to oppose Kinosheeta Yuuko, who is smiling and wiping the blood on her hand with her handkerchief. Takahashi-sensei types on the notebook computer and the big screen on the wall shows the result of this fight. Class A Kinosheeta Yuuko VS Class F Kinosheeta Hideyoshi Signs of life WIN VS DEAD No one can say for sure that Hideyoshi is still alive. "Next." "I will go. The subject we choose is Physics." The person representing Class A is Sato, and the person representing Class F this time will be--- "OK, Akihisa I am counting on you." "Eh!? Me!?" What! I am representing my class in a duel! There is no way back if I lose! "Don''t worry, I have trust in you." Really? Yuuji, you "Huh In this case, it is about time for me to get serious." "Yeah, there is no need to hide anymore. Let everyone here understand your true power." "Hey, is Akihisa really strong?" "Nope, I''ve never heard about it before." "Yuuji is kidding again, right?" Those Class F students, who are supposed to be my comrades, indeed said some very cruel comments. Well nothing can be done about that. It is normal for them to think like that when they looked at my past performance. However, things are different today. "You are Akihisa? Could it beyou are" My opponent Sato seems to have discovered something and starts trembling. Her observation is pretty good. "Ah, you have discovered that? You are right. I had never showed my power until now." To prepare for the fight, I fold up my sleeves and slightly shook my wrist to warm up. "Then you are" "That''s right, It is just as you thought. Although I have been hiding it till now, actually I am ----" I take a deep breath and announce to everyone in the class: "----left handed!" Class A Sato VS Yoshii Akihisa Physics 389 VS 62 This is so strange. How on earth do I still lose after I showed my true power? "You idiot! Does the examination result relate to which hand you used?" "Mi-Minami! The reaction force is painful enough already, I beg you please stop beating me, ok?" It seems that I can''t win against an enemy who has 6 times more marks than me with just agility. "OK, the real fight starts now." "Wait, Yuuji! You never trusted me from the beginning!" "Trust? What is that? Is it edible?" I really feel like giving him a punch with my golden left hand. "Now, the third group please prepare now." "(stand up)" Silent Pervert stands up. The power of choosing the subject starts to act in our favor now. This is because 80% of Silent Pervert''s total marks for all subjects are scored from the health education subject. In this subject, not even Class A student can challenge him. "Then it is my turn now!" Class A sends out a girl with short, light coloured hair who looks like a boy. Who is she, why don''t I recognize her? "Nice to meet you, I am Kudo Aiko who transferred here in the end of last semester in first year." She has a flat body which makes her look like a boy. "What subject do you want to select?" Takahashi sensei asks Silent Pervert. "Health education." Silent Pervert selects his strongest subject. "You are Tsuchiya right? You seem to be very confident in health education." Kudo starts to talk to Silent Pervert. What is the situation now? She is a transfer student, so she doesn''t know the true power of Silent Pervert? But she seems to be really relaxed. "However I am also very good with this subject unlike you, I am stronger in practical matters!" W-What kind of announcement is that? For some reason, my heart is bouncing really hard! "Hey, you there, you''re Akihisa right? You look like you don''t know how to study. Let me teach you Health Education when we have time, ok? Don''t worry, I will teach you with practical exercises." How does she know my heart is beating like mad now? And she tells everyone she wants to teach me health education! "Ha, just what I " "Aki will never have that chance, so there is no need to learn health education!" "That''s right! He never needs to learn it!" "Shimada and Himeji, please take a look at Akihisa. He looks really sad!" I won''t be so unlucky right? Even a person like me will get the chance to use my knowledge from Health Education! "Both sides please prepare to summon." "O---K. Syoukanju Summoning!" "Syoukanju Summoning!" Syoukanjus that look very similar to their owners appear with their weapons on hand. Silent Pervert''s syoukanju is the same as the one he had when fighting with Class B. Its weapon consists of two kodachi. On the other hand, Kudo''s syoukanju "What? Why is her Tomahawk so huge?" Her syoukanju is holding a very big Tomahawk which looks really powerful. It also wears a wristband on its hand which means it can use special ability. Oh my spirit! She is really strong! "Let''s decide who is stronger, the one who is good in theory or the one who is good in actual practice." Kudo has a tender and beautiful smile. After that the wristband on her syoukanju begins to shine and she starts her attack. Her syoukanju''s huge Tomahawk has thunder surrounding it and she rushes towards Silent Pervert with impossible speed. "Bye bye, Silent Pervert!" Then, the strong hands of her syoukanju swing the Tomahawk. This is an attack that can''t be dodged! "Silent Pervert!" Just when the tomahawk is going to cut his syoukanju into two--- "Accelerate." The wristband on Silent Pervert''s syoukanju''s hand starts to shine, and its light totally covers its owner. "Huh?" The opponent looks like she can''t understand what is going on. Not only her, even people like me have no idea what had just happened. How can Silent Pervert''s syoukanju escape from the opponent''s attack range? "Accelerate end." Silent Pervert quietly said. All of a sudden, blood busts from every part of Kudo''s syoukanju as it falls to the ground. Class A Kudo Aiko VS Class F Tsuchiya Kouta Health Education 446marks VS 572 marks In-incredible! His score might be higher than the sum of all my subject scores! "In the war against Class B, he wasn''t in his top form." Yuuji starts to explain to me, who is in total shock at the moment. I never knew that Silent Pervert can be so scary when he concentrates! "Im-ImpossibleHow could I" Kudo is kneeling on the ground, she looks like she is really shocked as well. "It is 2 VS 1 now, who''s next?" Takahashi-sensei still continues the competition with her emotionless face. It looks like she doesn''t really care even if the students from her class lose. "Ah, y-yes, it is my turn now." We definitely send out Himeji, who is the only person in Class F that can fight with Class A students directly. "Then I will be your opponent!" The person who walks out from Class A is---- Kubo Toshimitsu! "You finally appear, vice president of student council." Yes, his name is Kubo Toshimitsu! His ability is just below Himeji, ranked third in the second year. He is the vice president of second year student council because Himeji didn''t perform well in the class dividing test. "This is the fight that I worry about the most." Yuuji has his point for worrying. Kubo''s ability is almost as good as Himeji''s. The difference between their total scores is less than twenty. Now that Himeji has been fighting for the last few days, we can''t really say for sure she can win this "What is the subject?" Takahashi-sensei asked them. By the way, whose side has the right to choose the subject now? Hideyoshi''s fight is a real mess and I have no idea now. "I choose the sum of all subjects." Just when I am thinking deeply, Kubo simply answers the teacher''s question. "Hey wait a second! Don''t simply decide----" "It is fine with me." "Himeji?" Himeji stops me from protesting. Are you sure you will be fine? "Then" Same as the last few fights, Takahashi-sensei continues to maneuver on the computer. Both side summon their syoukanjus, the duel is decided within seconds. Class A Kubo Toshimitsu VS Class F Himeji Mizuki Sum of all subjects 3997 marks VS 4409 marks "Really?" "When did she improve so much?" "With scores like this, she can even challenge Kirishima Shouko!" Voices of surprise came from everywhere. The difference is more than four hundred? Although I knew that Himeji is really strong, this is not a score that a normal human can get! "Damn! Himeji, how did you get so strong" Kubo is regretting now, and questioned Himeji. Their ability was about the same until recently. No one expects the difference to be so huge, that''s why he is concerned about it. "I-I like everyone in the class, and Class F is the class with classmates who are willing to sacrifice for others without asking for anything." "You like Class F?" "Yes. That''s why I can continue working hard." Himeji''s words are so comforting. Really? Himeji, you actually like Class F, a class formed by stupid male students. However I am in this class, which makes me feel really warm deep inside my heart. "The score now is 2 VS 2." Takahashi sensei had slight changes in her look, which is rather strange. Is it because of Himeji''s incredible growth or the fact that Class F can actually fight against Class A? "The last duel, both sides please prepare." "OK." The person walking out for Class A is the strongest enemy---- Kirishima Shouko. The person we sent from our class is definitely--- "It is my turn now." The one and only, Sakamoto Yuuji. "The subject is?" Maybe it''s because they think there is no way Kirishima Shouko will lose, there isn''t any noise coming from Class A. They just quietly look at both of them. "I would like to choose Japanese history, the scope will be limited to primary school level and the maximum score is one hundred." The noise suddenly comes from everywhere. "There is a limit to maximum score?" "Primary school level? Doesn''t that mean full marks?" "This fight will be determined by how focused they are" This will also give us a chance to win. Class A also realizes that, so they start making some noise now. "Understood. I will need to prepare some questions. Please wait here for a while." Takahashi-sensei closes the lid of her laptop and walks out of the classroom. Takahashi-sensei is enthusiastic in education, maybe she has collected some primary school level question sets? I watch the teacher leave the scene and return to Yuuji immediately. "Yuuji, I am counting on you." I firmly hold Yuuji''s hand. We did all we could do. It all depends on the result of Yuuji''s duel now. "Yeah, leave it to me!" He firmly holds my hand as well. "(puts out his hand)" Silent Pervert walks towards us and shows Yuuji a victory hand pose. "Your power helped me a lot, thank you very much." "(ha)" Silent Pervert''s mouth slightly rises, and stands back to where he was just now. "Sakamoto, thanks for telling me all those stories." "Ah, you mean stories about Akihisa? Don''t worry about it, and do your best." Huh? My stories? What did Yuuji say? "Yes I will." Himeji gives him an energetic answer. Yuuji also has a happy smile on his face. It is a caring and gentle face. "Now the final duel is Japanese history. Participants Kirishima and Sakamoto, please come to the video classroom." Takahashi-sensei returns to the classroom and gives order to both class leaders. "OK." Kirishima gives a simple answer and leaves the classroom. "Well, I need to go now." "Sakamoto, take care." "Yeah." Yuuji is sent off by Himeji and heads towards the final battlefield. The final fight finally starts. It doesn''t matter if we are going to cry or laugh, the test summoning war is going to end. "Everyone, please look at the screen here." Takahashi-sensei controls the machine, and the big monitor diplays images in the video classroom. Kirishima takes her seat first, and then Yuuji also walks into the classroom and sits down. "Now we are going to distribute the paper. The test is fifty minutes, maximum score is one hundred." The Japanese history teacher on the screen is placing the test papers on their tables with the back of the papers facing up. "Any actions that are considered as cheating will result in a mark of zero, understand?" "Yes." "I know that!" "Then we start now!" Both of them turn their paper over. "Yoshii, it finally begins!" "Yeah, finally." "If that question doesn''t appear, Sakamoto will" "His concentration and focus are worse than the opponent''s. If the duel goes into extra time, he might lose. However" "Yes, if it appears" "Yeah" If it appears, this will be our victory. Everyone is swallowing their saliva, and anxiously staring at the monitor, reading the questions that appear on it. Will it come out? Will it come out? "Please fill in the right year in ( )" Year ( ) Heijo-kyo established as capital Year ( ) Heian-kyo established as capital It really is primary school level questions. Maybe even I could answer them as well. Will that question come out? Year ( ) Kamakura Bakufu established Year ( ) Taika Reform "Ah!" It appears "Y-Yoshii!" "Yeah!" "This means, it is our" "Yeah! Our Japanese-style tables will be" "Changed into the high-class system table!" Everyone in Class F shouts at the same time. "This is the biggest ever victory for us, lousy Class F!" "OHHHHHH!" Our cheer sounds like it shakes the whole classroom. "Japanese History Duel, Limited Scope Test, Maximum Score: One Hundred" Class A Kirishima Shouko 97 marks VS Class F Sakamoto Yuuji 53 marks Japanese style tables in Class F become paper boxes. Volume 1, The Final Question Volume 1, The Final Question Question: Please fill in the correct year in ( ) In the year ( ), Christianity was first introduced in Japan. Kirishima Shouko''s Answer: "1549." Teacher''s Comment: Correct answer, nothing to comment about in particular. Sakamoto Yuuji''s Answer: "On a Winter filled with pure white snow, I held your cold and shivering hands on 1993." Teacher''s Comment: No matter how romantic you make your answer look, a wrong answer is still a wrong answer. "3 VS 2, Class A wins." This is the first sentence Takahashi-sensei said to us when we stepped into the video classroom. Yeah, I know, we lose. We were defeated without a doubt. "Yuuji, I won." Kirishima walks towards Yuuji, who is kneeling on the ground. "Kill me!" "Good that that you''re prepared! I will kill you! Hold your breath and die!" "Yoshii, please calm down!" Himeji holds me back from behind. "This idiot scored fifty-three! If he scored zero, maybe it was because he forgot to write his name! A score like this" "This was the best I could do." "You''re a big idiot!" "Aki, calm down! You can''t even score more than thirty right?" "I can''t deny that." "Then you have no right to blame Sakamoto!" "Damn! Himeji and Minami, why are you stopping me!? I must cut his throat open as punishment!" "That isn''t called punishment, it''s called execution!" Himeji tries her best to stop me. Damn! Idiot Yuuji, your life is saved by Himeji''s kindness. "However, it was really dangerous! If Yuuji didn''t underestimate the difficulty of primary school questions, I might have lost this duel." "I have no excuse to give." Exactly as the enemy expected? "By the way, our promise" Ah. This reminds me about that promise we had with Class A to do one thing for the winner. "(Taking photos)" This is what you would expect from the Silent Pervert, he is already prepared! I can''t just stand here and do nothing. I must help him take pictures. "I know, tell me what you want!" Yuuji simply answers her. Are you trying to act cool? You aren''t the person who is in trouble now! "Then----" Kirishima glances at Himeji, then moves her focus back to Yuuji. After taking a small breath, she says: "Yuuji, go out with me." She said it. What? "I just knew it. Can''t you give up already?" "I will never give up, I will always like Yuuji." Eh? Eh? What is going on? What happened? Why does Kirishima want to date Yuuji? Doesn''t she only like girls? "I refused you a lot of times already, right? Don''t you want to try dating other guys?" "I only have Yuuji inside my heart, I am not interested in anyone else." That means---- the rumours about Kirishima not being interested in the opposite sex, it was because she only loves Yuuji? She was only interested in Himeji, only because Kirishima was alerted that females were close to Yuuji? "Where is my right to reject?" "None. This was a promise, we will go on a date now." "Ah! Let me go! Let''s forget about the promise----" (Powerful grab, dragging sound) Kirishima holds the back of the Yuuji''s shirt and drags him out of the classroom. "" "" "" The classroom is dead silent. What just happened now was far beyond everyone''s imagination, none of us could say a word. "Then, everyone in Class F, the war has ended." A wild roar is transmitted into our ears while we are in total shock. We turn our around to look for the source of the voice, and see the teacher from Office of the Dean of Students, Nishimura-sensei (Iron Man). "Huh? Nishimura-sensei, do you have some business with us?" "Yes, I''m preparing to explain the tuition for Class F." Eh? Us, Class F? "Congratulation! Because you lost the war, the homeroom teacher changed from Fukuhara-sensei to me. This year, you guys have the chance to study like mad." "What!?" All the males in our class screamed a pitiful yell. Iron Man had another title, "Demonic Teacher," simply because he was very strict with the results of his students. Also because he is in charge of the tuition room management in this war. "Listen up, you guys performed very well in this war. To tell you the truth, I never expected Class F to achieve so much. However, even if ''result doesn''t mean everything,'' it is still a powerful weapon in your life. Even if result is not the most important thing in life, it doesn''t mean we should not put effort into it!" Damn! If Yuuji was as smart as a primary school student, we would never have had to listen to the reasoning from Iron Man! He was called the "Whiz kid," but a person who normally just slacks off could never win in a subject that required memorizing. Yuuji you big idiot! "Yoshii, I will give special supervision to you and Sakamoto, because both of you are the first ever ''Kansatsu Shobunsha'' and A-class war criminals for this school." "I won''t just let you have your way! No matter what, I will try to hide from your supervision, and have the same relaxing school life!" "Won''t you regret what you''ve done?" Iron Man sighs. It seems that he is shocked how slack I am. However, I actually want to start studying, just a little bit. "Anyway from tomorrow onwards, besides the normal lessons, I will give all of you an extra two-hour after-school lecture." This is because we are going to have another war three months later, so that we can escape from Iron Man. Good! This is the first time in my life I am enthusiastic about studying, so let me start studying hard now! Just when I am full of energy, Minami quietly walked up to me and said, "Aki, since the after school lecture starts from tomorrow, today we should go to have the crepes in the coffee shop that you promised me last time." "What? Minami, isn''t that something to do on a weekend?" Could it be that she wants me to give her a treat twice in a week? Then, before the next living expense is mailed to me, I''ll have to drink only salted water! "N-No! Yoshii needs to watch a movie with me!" "Eh? Himeji, we never even discussed this right?" Even Himeji does this to me? What is going on? Although it feels good, it also means I don''t even have the money to drink salted water! I will definitely die if I can''t think of something to get out of this! "Ni-Nishimura sensei! Tomorrow is too late, let''s have the lecture today! There''s an ancient saying that goes ''strike while the iron is cold'' right?" "It''s ''while the iron is hot,'' you idiot!" "That''s not important!" "Hmmm, watching you be so enthusiastic, I''m very happy----" Iron Man suddenly stops speaking, looking at Minami, Himeji and I. "However don''t overwork yourself, just go have fun today!" Iron Man''s face gives a smile filled with evil while saying those unreasonable words. "Damn you Iron Man! You knew I was in a crisis and now you give me more trouble instead of helping me! In the graduation ceremony I''ll bring a baseball bat full of nails and wait for you under the legendary tree!" "This is a rather innovative way of expressing love!" I am going to release all the hatred that I have accumulated from the past. "Aki! You can''t get away from this by trying to act like you are working hard!" "N-No! I really wanted to study!" "Yoshii! Watch the movie with me first! "Himeji, do you actually like me instead of Yuuji?" "Sakamoto? What are you talking about? Since a long time ago I, for Yoshii---" "Aki! Just come with me!" "Wah! Minami, the head is a vital part of the human body, please be gentle with it----" The results of this Test Summoning War for me is developing a small enthusiastic motivation towards studying and greatly reducing my living expenses. Although I didn''t reach my target, an ending like this isn''t so bad at all! Anyway, there is something I''m very sure about. That is---- "Hey, take me to have crepes now!" "G-Go to the movies with me!" "No, no, no! My living expenses! My nutrition! " My main food will be tap water from the public park, that is all. Volume 1, Authors Notes Volume 1, Author''s Notes To the readers who bought this book, nice to meet you. I am Kenji Inoue, who won the 8th ENTAME prize using this novel, and started my writer journey. Since this was my first novel, it was obvious that I had no experience in publishing novels before. From the celebrating party for winning the prize, to the meeting before publishing the book, everything was so new for me, so I am always panicking. Among all these experiences, the one that I was panicking the most was being informed that I won the prize, and need to meet with the editor. Please allow me to use some space to explain what happened. On the day we first met, I went to the meeting place 20 minutes early. At the time I prepared the answers to questions that I might be asked later. Such as what type of novel I would like to write in the future, what I would do if there is a second volume, and what kind of environment I liked when I was writing. As an adult who was working in society, I already prepared the standard answers in my brain that wouldn''t disappoint him. After thinking for about fifteen minutes, the editor finally arrived. No problem, no worries. I was well prepared and I had practiced in my brain several times. The questions ranged from interest, specialty to local famous product without missing anything. No matter how he attacked, I won''t be defeated! Then, the first question the editor asked me was -- Mr. M (Editor) : "Inoue prefer big breast or flat chest?" I was shocked. Ah, he really was someone who works in the field of creativity, even the question he asked was so creative. Even if the question he asked was out of my expectation, if I couldn''t reply with a satisfying answer, it would humiliate myself as an adult working in this society. Although I was a bit shy, I still expressed my preference like this: "Big is better ". After that the editor nodded and asked the next question. Mr M: "Are you siscon or prefer more mature women? " The professional was too scary. I never imagined that he was more interested in my personal liking than the plan for future. If I had planned for questions like this, I might be able to say mature answers such as "I forgot I had a cousin sisters around my age.". I could only answer this question like a normal person, "I would like to have a pretty and gentle elder sister who won''t bully the brother". Now that I look back, if I could answer the question calmly, I might not have such a weak position in the publishing company isn''t it? If someone among the readers would like to be a novelist, for the sake of your future position in the publishing company, you must prepare the answers for the two questions above. If I stopped writing here, people might think of me as a normal idiot right? Please allow me to explain myself. Although the content in the authors note was a bit stupid, the novel was not a boring story. Since it could be published, it must have something that was at least as good as other novels. This might sound a bit arrogant, I was full of confidence with one part of this novel. What is it? I bet all readers already know it right? That''s right! It was the illustrations of this novel! I would like to use the space left to thank some people again. First of all to the judges, I was really grateful and I would take ''The way this novel was written had some problem'' as compliment. Also to the editor section and people who make this novel successfully published, and also the senpai who gave me lots of advice in the celebrating party. Last but not least, to the readers who bought this book, I present my most sincere thanks, and hope I have the chance to see everyone again. Volume 2, The First Question Volume 2, The First Question "Yuuji." "What?" "Do you know about ''Kisaragi Highland''?" "Ah, you''re talking about the huge theme park that is under construction, right? Seems like it''s about to be opened soon." "There seems to be a very scary haunted house inside." "Oh, the one that they remodeled from the abandoned hospital? Sounds interesting." "And the best Ferris Wheel in Japan." "Ooo, seems rather large. It sure sounds impressive." "And the world''s third fastest roller coaster." "It''s that facility that accelerates many times and keeps spinning around. Though I don''t know how it looks like, it sure makes me excited." "And there are many other interesting things." "That''s great, it''ll be really fun." "Then, when that place opens, we should" "Yeah, I know what you want to say. If you want to go there" "Nn." "Go there with a friend." "I have confidence in my grip." "GUAAHHHH! Don''t use the devil''s grip on me!" "I want to go with Yuuji, the two of us." "The opening ceremony will be crowded, I don''t want toAHH!!" "If so, does that mean that you will go if I have tickets to the pre-opening?" "Prepre-opening tickets? *coughs*, isn''t that hard to get?" "Will you go?" "Hmof course, if you can get it, of course" "Really?" "Yes yes yes, that''s right." "I told you I won''t already, didn''t I? Do I look like someone who would break a promise?" "Please stamp your name on this marriage certificate." "I''ll keep that promise, even at the cost of my own life." In order to decide what the class will do during this school festival, please answer the following question: "What do you wish for now?" Himeji Mizuki''s answer: "To create wonderful memories with my classmates." Teacher''s comment: I see. Being a part of the guests'' memories isn''t a bad thing. Sensei will remember to include a photo album of all these as standby. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: A-magazines Adult-oriented magazines Teacher''s comment: So what''s the point of you crossing that out? Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "Calories." Teacher''s comment: Sensei feels that your life is in danger when you answered this. The cherry-colored flowers are gradually disappearing from the streets, what replaces it is the season of germination. Our Fumitzuki Gakuen is preparing for the first event of the new year - ''Cool Summer Festival''. Some classes are turning their classrooms into haunted houses, and some of them are preparing the utensils, setting up their yakisoba stalls. There are also classes that are exhibiting the ''summoning system'' that only this school has. In order to prepare for this school festival, class time was extended, and every class was full of energy. And then, as for F class "Bring it on! Yoshii!" "Let''s settle this, Sugawa-kun!" "I want to send that weak ball of yours flying over the fence!" We aren''t preparing anything, just playing baseball in school. "What did you say? Like I''m going to let that happen!" I use my feet to adjust the mound, waiting for Yuuji, the catcher, to give the signal. As my bad friend, who was also hailed as a genius in the past, he can definitely give me instructions on how to beat Sugawa-kun easily. "The next ball" Here it comes, Yuuji''s signal. The first ball indicates the type of ball to be thrown. Then, what kind of ball? "Curveball, target" Hmmm. The next one''s a curveball, the location is "The batter''s head." "ISN''T THAT A FOUL?" Even though it''s impossible to get a homerun off that, isn''t there something wrong with it? Just as I intend to not throw the ball that Yuuji signaled "OI, YOU GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSTEAD OF PREPARING FOR THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL?!!" "ARGH! IT''S IRONMAN!!" Our homeroom teacher, Nishimura-sensei (a.k.a. Ironman), rushes in with a raging and imposing manner. If we''re caught, we''ll be beaten up really terribly by the refined fist of that guy! Got to get away! "YOSHII!! ARE YOU BEHIND ALL THIS?!!" "IT''S, IT''S NOT ME! WHY ARE YOU SINGLING ME OUT ALL THE TIME?!!" Though I have used up all my energy to run, I can''t shake the enemy. As expected of the man who focuses on P.E and is interested in triathlonsOI! This isn''t the time to be impressed!! "IT''S YUUJI! CLASS REP YUUJI SUGGESTED THAT WE PLAY BASEBALL!!" The one who suggested using the prep time to play baseball was Yuuji, so he should be the one responsible for this. Thinking this, I turn towards Yuuji, and that guy is using his eyes to tell me, "A forkball between Ironman''s legs." "THAT''S NOT RIGHT! I DIDN''T ASK FOR THE TYPE OF PITCH!! ALSO, WOULDN''T THAT MAKE ME THE SOLE TARGET OF HIS WRATH?!!" Come to think about it, what''s the point of throwing a breaking ball? "Everyone get back to class! We''re the only class which doesn''t know what to do at this point!!" Ironman''s terrifying roar sends us scurrying back to the broken and dirty classroom. "Then, it''s about time to decide what we want to do for this spring festival''cool summer festival''." After the baseball match was interrupted, F class representative Yuuji makes this announcement as he overlooks us, who are sitting on the mats. "Anyway, we''ll have to nominate someone to be the committee member. I''ll let the nominated person settle all this." Yuuji, just because he''s uninterested, is he planning to push the responsibility to someone else and take a nap? While we were preparing just now, he was the one who suggested that we play baseball. This is so completely different from the attitude he showed during the summoning battle. "Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun doesn''t seem to like school festivals, does he?" My classmate, Himeji Mizuki-san asks in a soft voice that won''t disturb any meeting at all. Her beautiful smile and large breasts dazzle me. ''I never asked directly before, so I''m not sure, but it seems like he''s not passionate about it. If he''s interested, Yuuji would immediately take action." "I seethat''s too bad" Himeji-san, who would normally reveal a cheerful expression, looks rather gloomy. "Is Yoshii-kun also uninterested?" Himeji-san''s face closes in on me, her eyes looking up. So, so cute "Erm--how should I say it? I don''t really want anything." This is my honest opinion. Though I''m glad that there are less lessons now, I don''t have a clear goal on what to do during the school festival. "II want to create memories of the school festival with Yoshii-kun." "Eh?" That meaningful sentence made me sound like a fool. "Then, Yoshii-kun, do you know? It''s said that there would be lucky couples formed during the school festival-- *Cough cough cough*!" Before she finished speaking, Himeji suddenly covered her mouth with her hand, coughing. Her face is slightly red, does she have a cold? "Are you alright?" "Yes, yes, I''m sorry" She looks a bit uncomfortable, her eyes are still teary. Come to think of it, Himeji-san seems to be coughing quite a lot recently. Right now, our equipment has been demoted from the lousy tatami mat to just straw mats and cardboard boxes. Compared to normal tables and chairs, using these things to study is not only tiring, but unhygienic. For Himeji-san, whose body is very weak, it''s not strange for her to fall sick so easily. No, it''s to be expected, actually. If we don''t do something A hygienic environment, and facilities that don''t strain the human body much. If we don''t prepare these two things, I feel that Himeji-san will faint one day. There''s two months to the next summoning battle, but if we can raise our class rank earlier "Then, Shimada-san will be our school festival committee member, is that okay?" Yuuji''s words enter my mind subconsciously. At this moment, we''re still discussing the festival. "Eh? You want me to do it? HnBut I have to take part in the summoning tournament, it might not be too convenient." The person who suddenly rolled her eyes in surprise is Shimada Minami-san, who had been staying in Germany since she was young, before she returned to Japan with her parents. In terms of looks, well, she has scary eyes and a ponytail. "Yuuji, if it''s a committee member, I do feel that Himeji-san would be better suited than Minami." "Eh? Me?" Now that her name has entered the conversation, Himeji-san looks a bit puzzled. Compared to a fierce Minami, I feel that there wouldn''t be many arguments if gentle Himeji-san was involved. "Himeji probably won''t be able to do it, since by the time she finished listening to everyone''s comments, time would be up." Our class representative says lazily. Now that he mentioned it, Yuuji is right. Himeji-san would definitely be unable to give up on some decisions. Normally, this gentleness would be a plus, but at this moment, it''ll become a critical disadvantage. "Also, Aki. Mizuki has to take part in the summoning battle as well." "Eh? Is that it?" "Yes, I intend to take part in the tournament together with Minami." Himeji-san clenches her small fists tightly. "It''s supposed to just be a school publicizing event, both of you really like to get involved." In our Fumitzuki Gakuen, there is a ''test summoning system'' that the whole world is watching. And this year, it seems like they wanted to hold a ''test summoning battle'' during the ''cool summer festival'' to showcase this highly anticipated system to the world. However, I''m just not interested in this. "It''s Mizuki who invited me to this tournament. Because she wanted to changed her stubborn father''s view and surprise him." "Change her dad''s view?" "Hn, she said that her dad was grumbling about many things, so she said a lot of stuff to him angrily. Something like, ''I won''t forgive you for treating F class like idiots!''." "Oh my, it''s rare for Himeji-san to get worked up." "Because otou-san doesn''t understand anything at all, to treat everyone like idiots just because I''m sent to F class? I won''t forgive this." "" Sorry, even I, who understands everyone in the class well, feel that F class is an organization of idiots. "So Himeji wants to form a F class team, win the tournament, and surprise her dad." I see, for Himeji-san, who''s second in our year, if she''s to team up with Minami, who can get rather decent marks if she can understand the question, it''s not impossible for them to win the tournament. "Can the three of you get back on topic?" "Ah, sorry Yuuji. It''s about letting Minami be the committee member, is it?" "I already said that I''m taking part in the tournament." "Then we''ll just select an assistant committee member. Will that do?" Yuuji glances at me. Don''t tell me he''s going to use me as a living sacrifice? But won''t Minami accept this sort of troublesome work if there is help? "Hmthat''s right. If I can work together with the assistant committee member, I can do it" "Really? Then will everyone please nominate the substitute committee member? Shimada, please select two people for the final vote." Everyone okay? Yuuji asks the class. At this moment, names start to pop up from everywhere in the class. "I feel that Yoshii is suited for this." "Wouldn''t Sakamoto be more suited for this?" "I want to get married with Himeji-san." "Think we can just let Sugawa handle this." Maybe it''s time to get rid of these guys who are showing their passion to Himeji-san. "I do feel that Akihisa can do this." The person who said these words is the beauty who always talks in an old fashioned way, Hideyoshi. Though he''s really a guy. "But Hideyoshi, I don''t want to do such a troublesome thing" "About this, since everyone probably has the same opinion . why don''t we choose a suitable person?" "Uuyou''re kinda right" Though I don''t know whether I''m suited for this, as he''s right, I can''t refute it. However, there isn''t much difference. It doesn''t mean that everything''s settled once I''m nominated. Minami will have to choose two nominees, and once that is done, everyone has to decide. "Nominee ١Yoshii." Ah, it''s me. "Nominee ڡAkihisa." Ah, it''s still me. "Then now, can everyone please choose your nominee?" "Oi, Yuuji, don''t you feel that there is something obviously wrong with the way Minami chose them?" "So how? Who do you think is better?" "About thisboth of them are rubbish, there isn''t much difference." "OI! Stop acting as if you''re bothered! Also, those guys ridiculing your classmate as rubbish, you guys are rubbish among humans!" Really, what''s wrong with my class'' reasoning? "Oi oi, Aki. Compared to this trivial stuff, since it''s decided that I''m working with you, you have to come up here and settle what we are discussing." "Why do I feel that I''m always getting the short straw" Being prompted by Minami, I got up lazily and walked to the front. "Then I leave the rest to you, yawns" Yuuji replaces me and returns back to his seat. He doesn''t even bother to suppress his yawning, revealing a lazy look. "I''ll lead this meeting. Aki, you''ll write the ideas on the board." "Un, got it." Standing in front of the tattered blackboard, I pick up the chalk that can''t be any shorter. Really, these facilities are in such bad conditions, is there even any way for us to study? "Then now, please present your ideas. If you have any suggestions on what the class should do, please raise your hands, okay?" After Minami finished speaking, several classmates raised their hands. Seems like not everyone is uninterested in this. "Tsuchiya." "(Getting up)." The one being called out, standing up now, is one of my friends, Tsuchiya Kouta. Compared to his name, a nickname that he got for being perverted and silentMuttsuriini , should be even more well known. "Photo Gallery." "Tsuchiya, I''m getting a dangerous vibe from your photo gallery idea." Minami says this without hiding her expression of disgust. From the viewpoint of a female, Muttsuriini''s photos are rather disgusting. However, to the guys, that photo gallery could be said to be a mountain of gold. Maybe we can call it a peeping house. "Nevermind, Aki, this can pass as a suggestion. Can you write it on the blackboard?" "Got it." Eh, Muttsuriini ''s proposal is ''Option : Photo gallery: ''Secret Peeping house.'' "Next, Yokomizo." "A maid cafis what I want to say. I do feel that it''s unoriginal, so how about a bride''s caf?" "A bride''s caf? What''s that?" "Like an ordinary caf, but the girls get to wear wedding gowns." Actually, it''s still a caf, it''s just that we''re wearing different clothes. The atmosphere has to be similar to that of a wedding event, no? This might be interesting. "That''s definitely original." "There are also many girls who want it." "Isn''t it hard to move in them?" "It''s going to be time consuming for us to prepare them." "Won''t the male customers hate it? Besides, a wedding is also called a human life''s grave." Such suggestions created a little commotion in class. "Haiz, Aki, write down that suggestion on the board as well." "Ah, ngh." Being prompted by Minami, I face the blackboard again. ''Option : Maid caf ''a human life''s grave.'' Really can''t stand this chalk that''s so hard to use. Seems like we really need some decent classroom facilities. "Then, are there anymoreSugawa." "I propose a Chinese caf." Sugawa said this as he stood up. "A Chinese caf? You''re going to make the girls wear cheongsams?" "Nope, not that. I propose that our tea shop sell some authentic oolong tea or some simple tea. This isn''t a business that uses sexy clothing to earn money. To begin with, they said that the term ''food'' came from China. In terms of ''food'' culture, none of them are as profound as Chinese cuisine. Even though in recent years, the rise of the European culture is forcing Chinese cuisine onto the brink of elimination, in terms of food" Wha, what? Though I''m not exactly sure what''s going on, now that Sugawa-san is talking till his saliva is flying out, seems like he''s rather knowledgeable about it, no? Maybe it''s just that I don''t have any idea of what''s going on? "Aki, can you write Sugawa''s suggestion on the board?" "Ah, un." This is terrible, what the heck did Sugawa-san say? I didn''t listen to what he said at all because of all the complicated terms and because he was so long-winded. I don''t even know what to write on the board. "What now? Hurry up and write." "Okay, okay, I got it." Anyway, got to write what''s left in my brain. ''Option : Chinese teahouse ''European culture''.'' After I finished writing, the classroom door was pushed open with a ''clak clak'' sound. What appeared is the face of a man whose thick muscles matches his face. "Has everyone decided on what to do for the ''cool summer festival''?" This is the homeroom teacher of F class, the one who sent us runningNishimura-sensei, also known as Ironman. "We have three proposals, they are on the board." Hearing Minami say this, Ironman slowly turns to look at the blackboard that is covered with my words. ''Option : Photo gallery: ''Secret Peeping house.'' ''Option : Maid caf ''a human life''s grave.'' ''Option : Chinese teahouse ''European culture''.'' "Perhaps an increase in supplementary lessons will do you good." Oh no! We''re being treated as idiots! "Sen, sensei, these aren''t our ideas!" "That''s right! Yoshii wrote them himself!" "We''re not idiots!" The crowd starts to argue back, obviously not wanting to increase supplementary class time. However, why do I feel like everyone intends to treat me like an idiot to avoid supplementary lessons "YOU IDIOTS! STOP USING SUCH LOUSY EXCUSES!" Ironman''s roar causes everyone to sit up straight. However, no matter how terrible he is, he''s still a teacher. To think that Ironman would be angry about them betraying their own classmate to avoid supplementary lessons, this made me think better of him. Well, slightly anyway. "Sensei is saying that the fact that you chose Yoshii is itself stupid." If we were of the same age, this is where I''d tie him up. "You guys, reallycan''t you guys be a little serious? Haven''t you guys even thought about using the money you earned to upgrade your facilities, or something like that?" Ironman sighs as he says this. Hearing this, everyone''s eyes lit up. "Oh yeah! To think that there''s such an idea!" "We don''t have to wait till a summoning battle to improve our facilities!" "I''ve had enough of these lousy facilities!" The atmosphere in the class intensifies. For us, who have waged summoning wars because we''re unhappy with our facilities, we obviously can''t stand having facilities that are worse than what we had originally. "Eveeveryone, let''s do our best!" That''s Himeji-san''s voice. Looking back, she''s standing up, clenching her fist in front of her chest, showing her enthusiasm. What''s going on? Though I didn''t think that Himeji-san would be satisfied with these facilities, I do feel that her being so enthusiastic and proactive doesn''t suit her nature. "What kind of activity are we doing? Would a caf be more profitable?" "No, a photo gallery requires less money to start up, it''ll be better." "However, won''t we be forced to shut down if the committee members catch us?" The class is becoming very active, all sorts of suggestions flying all over the place. "We most probably won''t get caught if we do a Chinese teahouse." "But that lacks creativity. This old campus is so dirty; no one wants to come over. Won''t we be punished by the lack of special features?" "How about a bride''s caf?" "The investment cost is too large, we probably won''t be able to earn enough money during these two days." Now the class is getting noisy. Everyone is enthusiastic all right, but this isn''t going to bring a definite conclusion. "Okay, okay, can everyone remain quiet for a while?" "I feel that a haunted house would be more popular." "Let''s have a simple casino." "Let''s sell grilled corn." The suggestions are becoming more divided, this isn''t good. Are we such a disorganized class? Why do I feel that it was much easier when we had our summoning battles "SighI have enough of this. Geez, Aki, can we drag Sakamoto in? We can''t have a conclusion if this keeps up." Minami says to me silently. As expected of F class. Is it because everyone has a strong personality? I can''t even feel a tinge of ''teamwork''. For Yuuji to lead this class, it''s truly a remarkable job. However "HmI don''t think it''s possible. It''s scary how cold Yuuji''s attitude can be when he''s not interested in something." Yuuji isn''t interested in the school festival or the teaching facilities. Though I do feel that he can integrate everyone''s views if he leads everyone like during the summoning wars, Yuuji probably won''t do it. "I seeENOUGH! JUST BE QUIET FOR NOW! SINCE YOU CAN''T DECIDE, JUST PICK ONE FROM THE CHOICES!" Minami, who''s now especially angry and irritated, ended the conversation forcefully. This is the correct decision. Minami uses her eyes to prevent anyone from objecting, forcing everyone to vote. This is something not even Himeji-san or I can do. Seems like Yuuji didn''t just pick anyone at random. "Then, those who want the photo gallery!Okay, the bride''s caf next! - last one, Chinese caf!" Minami''s voice echoes throughout the hall. However, this doesn''t seem to be able to control this noisy situation. Among this noisiness, Minami starts to count the number of votes. The final result is Though there were very few votes, the Chinese teahouse won by only a few votes. I feel that this is a reasonable result. "Then I''ll prepare the green tea and snacks." Sugawa-san says as he stands up. "(Standing up silently)" Then, for some reason, Muttsuriini stood up as well. "Muttsuriini , can you cook?" "This is a necessity of a gentleman." Chinese cuisine is a gentleman''s necessityI''ve never heard of this before. Maybe he learnt it after going to Chinese restaurants to see the female attendants who are wearing cheongsams for such a long time. Muttsuriini''s hands are nimble, and he learns extremely quickly, we should just leave it to him. "Then we''ll split the class into kitchen and hall groups. Those who want to work in the kitchen, go to where Sugawa and Tsuchiya. Those who want to work in the hall, go to Aki!" For some reason, I ended up being the person in charge of the hall. "Then I''ll go to the kitchen" "HIMEJI-SAN NO! IT''LL BE BAD IF YOU''RE NOT OUTSIDE!" I immediately stopped Himeji-san, who looks like she really wanted to work in the kitchen. Now that we''re betting on our facilities, we can''t let the store close because everyone gets food poisoning! "Akihisa, GOOD JOB!" "(Nodding head!)" Hideyoshi and Muttsuriini both understood this destructive power and quickly exchanged glances with me. The biggest victim, Yuuji, probably didn''t notice as he''s sleepingthat should be it, but looking closely, one can see that he''s twitching slightly. Is he dreaming of Himeji-san''s cooking as well? "Eh? Yoshii-kun, why must I be in the hall?" The person who''s unaware of the lethality of her own cooking reveals a puzzled expression. It''s simple to say the truth, but it''ll break her heart. "Ah, ehwell, think about it, because Himeji-san''s so cute, we''ll be able to get customers if you stay outsideIT HURTS! MI, MINAMI! MY BACK IS NOT A SANDBAG!" "Youyou''re saying that I''m cutesince Yoshii-kun said it, then I''ll do my best outside then " If possible, I hope that you''ll just do your best outside. "Aki, then I''ll help in the kitchen, okay?" "Hm, I guess you''re well suited for it." "" "Then I guess I''ll help out in the kitchen as well." ''Hideyoshi, what are you talking about. You''re so cute, of course you have to be outsideGYYAAAHHH! MI, MINAMI-SAMA! IT''LL BREAK! MY SPINE! IT''S A VITAL BONE THAT''LL AFFECT MY LIFE!" "I''m going out to help." "Well, wellI guess, this is good." In this chaotic situation, the school festival that allows us to return back to normal life begins. Volume 2, The Second Question Volume 2, The Second Question Please answer the following question: Please write down the names of the three Baltic states. Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia. Teacher''s comment: Correct. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: Asia, Europe, Urayasu. Teacher''s comment: Sensei is more worried about what Tsuchiya-san defines as ''country''. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: Kagawa, Tokushima, Ehime, Kochi. Teacher''s comment: Before I correct your answer, sensei wishes that you notice that you didn''t answer the correct number of answers. "Aki, can I talk to you for a while?" Right now, school is over. Just as I plan to go home with nothing special in mind, Minami called me. "Un, you need my help?" "Instead of needing your help, it''s more of discussing something with you." She seems rather normal now, seems like she''s not planning to say anything random. "Discuss? I''ll listen if you like." "Um, thanks. I feel that Aki''s the most suited person to talk to regarding thisabout that, is there really no way to get Sakamoto involved?" Speaking of Sakamoto, that''s my best bad friend, the representative of class FSakamoto Yuuji. Seems like Minami believes that the teahouse would only be successful if Yuuji is the one leading class F. by not trying to do this the foolhardy way, it seems that she''s a pretty smart girl. "Mmthis is going to be hardI just said it before, Yuuji won''t care about anything that he''s not interested in." That guy probably doesn''t even know what the class would be doing. "However, if Aki is to ask him, maybe he might do something?" Minami stares at me with an expectant look. "Eh? I feel that even if I''m to ask him myself, that guy won''t change his answer" "No, this won''t happen. He will definitely accept Aki''s request, because" "Even though we''re together often, there isn''t really much difference" "Because both of you guys are in love, right?" "I CAN''T GET MARRIED ANYMORE!!" Why can you say such a thing with a straight face "Who wants to be with that Yuuji in the first place? Even if that''s the case, I''ll prefer Hideyoshi!" "Ah, Akihisa?" At this moment, Hideyoshi, who''s just standing beside us, stopped his movements. Oh dear? Is the situation somewhat weird now? "Thatabout that, I''m grateful for your feelings, but even if you''re to say that, there are many obstacles that can''t be overcome. That, let''s think, something like age difference" "HiHideyoshi! It''s not like that! You completely misunderstood me! It was just a figure of speech! And the biggest obstacle between us isn''t the age difference!!" Hideyoshi blushes as he lowers his head. What, what now! I''m starting to think that it''s fine if it''s Hideyoshi! "Then, you mean that you can''t convince Sakamoto as well?" "Eh? Ah, mm, that''s basically it." I shook my head, trying to get these dangerous thoughts out of my mind, and turn to look at Minami. "Isn''t there any way we can do this? If this keeps up, the teahouse will be a failure." Her eyes are looking down, her face looking gloomy as well. That''s right, I''m also thinking about how to get Yuuji involved in this. Once the teahouse succeeds, we can use the money to improve F class facilities, and lessen the burden on Himeji-san''s body as well. if possible, I''ll also want this shop to succeed. "Oh yeah, what are you talking about? Seeing both of you looking so troubled, it should be serious." "It''s not really something serious, we''re just talking about store management and class equipment." "Aki, it''s not really like this. This is really serious." "Eh, what''s it about?" Minami looks rather weird. She''s not really unhappy with the facilities, but for her to be this enthusiastic, what is she thinking? "Though she told me not to tell this to anyone, but this situationcan you keep a secret about it?" "Um, mm, I got it." I''m rather shocked by Minami''s serious expression. "Actually, this has something to do with Himeji." "Himeji-san? What''s wrong with Himeji-san?" "She may end up transferring school." "Eh?" Himeji-san''s transferring school? How is that possible! We''re finally in the same class, and just getting started. Now she''s about to transfer schools! I haven''t created any wonderful memories with her, nor have I lay on Himeji-san''s lap and let her dig my ears. Come to think of it, what will happen to this class? As the class idol, the whole class would be left to ruin if she''s not around, and would be reduced to a hell full of violence and plundering. The hairstyle of the whole class will become a Mohican that''s of a late-century savior, after that, it''ll be an all out bloody war for Hideyoshi "Ugh, not good, Akihisa''s losing it." "That idiot! He really can''t deal with this unexpected situation!" "Akihisa, snap out of it!" Who''s shaking my shoulders so hard? Ah, it''s Hideyoshi. You''re cute today. "Hideyoshieven if I have a Mohawk, would you still like me?" "How did you associate that with Himeji''s transfer?" "In a certain sense, this may be a rare talent." Ack! Damn it, I thought too much! "Minami, what''s with Himeji-san transferring school out of a sudden?" "Exactly what I said. If this keeps up, Himeji may end up transferring schools." "If this keeps up?" This is really a strange way to say it. I thought that in normal circumstances, once someone decides to transfer school, it''s inevitable. "Shimada. Isn''t the reason Himeji-san''s transferring school unrelated to what you''re talking about?" Hideyoshi reveals a puzzled look. "It''s not like this. The reason why Himeji is transferring school is ''the environment of F class''." "In other words, it''s not because of her parents'' jobs" "Yeah, it''s basically the facilities." Hearing her say this, I suddenly realized it. Anyone can easily understand that the facilities of class F isn''t suitable for Himeji-san. Though I''m not against the school''s method of increasing the competition through education, it''s weird for Himeji-san, who''s at such a high level, to have to endure this poor treatment. We have only straw mats and cardboard boxes. Even if she has to study with our class, there are only idiots all around us. She hasn''t done anything wrong herself, yet she''s forced to study in this poor environment, any parent would want her to transfer schools. "And besides, Himeji''s condition isn''t very good." "That''s true, this is really troublesome" Like what Minami said, this poor conditions may end up damaging Himeji''s health in the long run. Though we do sweep the floor sometimes (well, rarely), it''s still not a hygienic place. Right now, the conditions are okay, but when winter comes blowing through the windows, even if it''s not Himeji-san, a lot of us will end up falling sick. "I see, so you want the teahouse to be successful so that we can upgrade the facilities?" "Hm, even though Himeji wants to change her dad''s view of F class by winning the ''summoning tournament'', if we don''t upgrade the facilities" One of the reasons why Himeji-san is transferring is because F class is full of idiots, so Himeji-san''s actions aren''t just for show. However, the most important thing is still Himeji-san''s health. If we don''t find a way to improve it, her parents will never change their mindset. "Akiyou don''t like the idea of Himeji transferring school, right?" Minami looks at me with a tentative look. This is really unexpected; do I really look that cold-blooded? "Of course, I don''t like it! Not just Himeji-san, even if it was Minami and Hideyoshi I would feel the same." If it''s because of family problems, then it can''t be helped, I don''t want to be separated from my friends because of this stupid reason. "Reallywell, I guess you''re that kind of person." Incidentally, if it''s Yuuji, I won''t even bother. "If so, we have to get Yuuji involved no matter what."" "That''s right. After hearing this, I can''t stand around and remain silent." "Then we better contact Yuuji." I took out my handphone and dialed Yuuji''s number. That guy has his school bag in school even though he''s not around, which means that he''s still in school. Duludulu. The phone chatter bell continues to ring on the phone. "Hello" "Ah Yuuji, I got something I want to" "Akihisa? Good timing. Sorry, can you help me get my bagArgh! SHOUKO!" "Eh? Yuuji, what are you doing now?" "Damn it, I was discovered! Anyway, I''ll leave my bag to you!" "Yuuji? Hello, hello!" The phone line was cut, leaving behind a ''du du du'' sound. "What did Sakamoto say?" "Eh, something like ''I was discovered'' and ''I''ll leave my bag with you''." "What on earth does that mean?" Minami is glaring at me with a ''you useless bum'' expression, how rude! "Seems like he was being pursued by Kirishima Shouko. Despite his outer looks, he''s rather weak to the opposite gender." Hideyoshi folds his arms, nodding and making a ''mm''sound in agreement. Kirishima-san is the school representative, jet-black hair and slender limbs, a charismatic and talented girl. However, for some reason, there is something wrong with her, to fall for Yuuji like that Um, why must Yuuji run around and hide? If it''s an ordinary boy, they won''t be pursued by her, but would pursue her instead. Yuuji, to think that you would waste this opportunity! "If so, it''ll be hard for us to contact Yuuji." "No, this may be our best opportunity." "Eh? What does that mean?" "In this current situation, it''s the best moment to get Yuuji to lead us in preparing the teahouse. Mm, can both of you help out?" "Well, there is no problembut do you know where Sakamoto is?" "No problem, I can most probably guess what he''s thinking." "Seem like you have a plan in mind." "Well, most likely." I reveal a cunning smile, bringing both of them out of the classroom. "Oh my, Yuuji, what a coincidence to see you here." "Can you tell me how it is a coincidence that we''re meeting each other in the girls'' changing room?" That''s right. Like what Yuuji said, this is the girls'' changing room. Because it''s Yuuji, I don''t think that he''s honestly hiding inside the male toilet or changing room, where the girls are not allowed to enter, and would use reverse psychology and hide inside places that guys are forbidden to enterit''s just that I never expected myself to find him so easily. "What are you talking about, it''s just a coincidence." "Don''t lie, as if you''re supposed to be here." Kacha The door is opened as soon as the sound is heard, a girl wearing P.E. attire is standing at the door. "Ermeh? Aren''t you guys the problematic duo from F class? This is the girls'' changing room, you know!" "Oh my, Kinosheeta Yuuko-san, what a coincidence." "OH, Hideyoshi''s sister, nice meeting you here." "Ah, yeah, what a coincidence." I tried to let out a casual laugh. Hmmm, this IS too coincidental. "SENSEI! THERE ARE PEEPING PERVERTS HERE!!" "HURRY UP AND RUN, AKIHISA!!" "Got it!" We leaped out of the small window in the changing room, seems like there''s no way we can get past this. "YOSHII AND SAKAMOTO, YOU SAY? THOSE TWO AGAIN?" "Damn it, Yuuji! It''s Ironman!" "Anyway, let''s run!" Though we''re wearing only slippers, we still continued to run. The opponent is Ironman, we''ll be dead if we''re caught. "Found you! I''m not going to let you get away!" The gruff voice can be heard from behind. Damn it! He''s chasing up! "Akihisa!" Yuuji''s voice came from behind. His eyes are aimed at an open window on the seconds level of the new campus. Are we going to escape through there? "OK!" After receiving Yuuji''s signal, I took off my coat as I ran. At this moment, Yuuji starts to run past me. "There''s no way out there! Give up and accept your supplementary lessons!" "Ironman''s voice is becoming closer and closer. To be honest, I''m rather scared myself." "Come on, Aki!" Yuuji, who was running in front of me, stops and turns towards me. "Got it!" I jump onto the platform formed by Yuuji''s hands, and at that moment, Yuuji swings his hands up, allowing me to get up to the second level easily. "Ugh, those idiots! Having such athletic abilities only in stupid events like this!" Ignoring Ironman''s loud roar, as I got into the school compound, I lowered the coat that I just took off. "Whoosh!" This time, Yuuji kicks the wall, using the momentum to lift himself up into the air and grab my coat. "Ha!" At this moment, I swing my coat up. Though the coat creates an irritating flapping sound, at least we managed to get in safely. "YOSHII! SAKAMOTO!! I WON''T LET YOU GET AWAY TOMORROW!!" Even if it''s Ironman, he can''t get up to the second level. What we are hearing is the sound of a defeated dog barking. "Sighnow our bad reputation has just went up again" Wearing my coat again, I let out a sigh. This is too much. "I should be the troubled one. If you weren''t here, this wouldn''t have happened. Yuuji acted as if he wasn''t in the wrong. "What are you saying. Aren''t you the one in the wrong? To hide in the girls'' changing room?" It''ll be alright if Yuuji were to just hide in a random classroom. "It, it can''t be helped! It''s Shouko we''re talking about here! It''s not like I can hide anywhere when it''s her!" Certainly, she does give the vibe that she''ll enter a male changing room without any hesitation. "Come to think of it, why are you hiding from Kirishima-san?" "She wanted me to go to her house." Yuuji reveals an unhappy look. What''s so irritating about that? "From my perspective, this is something worth being envious about right? Is it to Kirishima-san''s room? I want to go in" "She wants to introduce me to her family." "You''re not going out with her yet, right?" Maybe her emotions are a bit too much. I start to feel some pity to Yuuji. However, this regret has nothing to do with why I''m looking for him! "Then Yuuji, since you''re in quite a fix, I got something good to say to you." "Really? I''m gonna kill you if it''s bad news." "" Yuuji''s serious tone makes me speechless momentarily. "Anyway, please use my phone." I pull out my phone, presses Shouko''s number and passes it to Yuuji. "Really, what sort of plan are you thinking of?" Yuuji reveals a surprised look as he receives the phone and places it by his ear. "Hello? Is it Sakamoto?" "Oh Shimada, what are you guys doing?" "Wait a sec, I''m handing over the phone." "To who? Hellohey, hello hello? " From the sound of it, it seems like Minami has handed the phone over to the other person. "Yuuji, where are you right now?" "Wrong number." Such a scary split-second decision. Not a lot of people in the world can immediately reply ''wrong number''. "I''ll kill you" This phrase gives me an unprecedented chill down my spine. "Now, now, calm down. If you''re willing to help, I won''t do anything bad to you." "Help? Humph, it''s about the teahouse, right?" Every time this sort of situation pops up, I''ll have to remember the fact that Yuuji was known as a prodigy, because his mind reacts extremely fast. "Really, you didn''t have to do it in such a roundabout way. If you just said that ''I want to do something for my beloved Himeji-san! Please help me!'', I would have helped even if it''s a hassle." "Wha? I haven''t even said such a word!" "Ahokay okay. I know your request. Guess I''ll help you then." Yuuji immediately puts on an enthusiastic expression. Why is he always like this! "Never mind. Anyway, thanks for your help." "No problem. Come to think of it, are Shimada and Shouko close?" At this moment, Yuuji reveals his probing eyes. Seems like he''s wondering why Kirishima-san from class A would be together with Minami from F-class. "Un--you won''t be angry after listening?" "Idiot. Since I''ve already agreed to help, there''s no point in getting angry, right?" That''s true, Yuuji has agreed to help. "Then let me tell you. Actually, the one who was imitating Kirishima-san''s voice was Hideyoshi." "CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CLENCH YOUR TEETH!!" Yuuji! You liar! "I see. So Himeji-san is transferring schools" After Yuuji and I met up with Minami and Hideyoshi, we''re now in our F class. "If so, it''s not enough even if the teahouse is successful." Yuuji looks around the tattered classroom as he said this. "That''s not enough? Why?" "There are three reasons why Himeji-san''s dad wants her to transfer." Yuuji says as he puts up three fingers. "First, the learning facilities that are so lacking that there are only straw mats and cardboard boxes. In other words, this isn''t a pleasant studying environment. If the teahouse succeeds, at least we can use the money to settle the problem." Yuuji says as he folds one finger down. "Second, this old and dilapidated classroom. In other words, the study environment here will be damaging to her health in the long run." "So you''re saying that the first is the setup of the classroom, while the second is the classroom itself?" "That''s right. As for these, there is no way we can settle this by using the small amount of money we earn through the teahouse. If we want to repair the classroom, we have to get assistance from the school." If we have money, we can buy tables and chairs. However, if we want to improve the classroom, we have to settle the admin matters and get contractors over. This isn''t something that we can do ourselves, which is probably what Yuuji''s trying to imply. "And the third point, the last oneis the poor standard of our class. In other words, this environment isn''t going to let Himeji-san continue to improve." Though we can take part in social clubs, in order to improve ourselves, close competition is required. As long as Himeji-san''s in F class, she can''t expect this sort of competition around. "I give up, there are too many problems." "That''s true. It''s alright if it''s just one point, the second and third are going to be difficult." At first, having a summoning battle would have settled the problem, but right now, the situation has gotten complicated. "That''s not true. As for the third point, hasn''t Himeji and Shimada come up with a plan?" Yuuji turns to look at Minami. Come to think of it, Himeji-san said that she wanted to surprise her dad during class today. If she can win the summoning battle, it can definitely prove that F class has the capability to compete with the best. If so, the competition is settled. "This is because Mizuki asked me, saying ''I don''t want to transfer schools, so please help me.'' Even though I hate to take part in unnecessary entertainment like summoning battle, I can''t refuse if she asks me like this, no?" Minami looks rather gentle, which is so unlike her. In an instant, it took my eyes away. She looks like an onee-chan who''ll take care of her sister. Maybe she has a younger brother or sister? "If Shouko is to take part in the tournament, it''ll be hard for us to win. However, she doesn''t seem to be interested in such things. With Himeji and Shimada''s ability, there''s a high chance that they''ll win." "That''s right, both of you can do it." If Kirishima-san is to take part in this, her partner would be from class A as well. It''ll be a tough battle. It''s great that she''s uninterested in this summoning battle. "Actually, it''ll be best if some student other than Himeji-san is to participate." "Let''s not talk about it." If it''s another pairing, we probably won''t be able to make it past the preliminaries. This is because F class is full of idiots. "If Himeji and Shimada is to win, it''ll generate publicity for the teahouse, this would be killing two birds with one stone." Hideyoshi says as he nods in agreement. Since our class is in the old and dirty campus, this sort of publicity would be great. "Then, Sakamoto, leaving that aside, what about the second problem?" "No matter, we''ll just talk to the principal." Yuuji says with ''a matter of fact'' look. "Just this? The principal will settle this once we talk to her?" "I say, no matter how terrible this is, it''s still an institute of education, you know? No matter what kind of policy they have, as long as a student''s health is affected, we have the right to request for an improvement." If we can do this, then there''s hope that all three problems would be solved. "Then let''s see the principal." As the saying goes, strike the iron when it''s hot, is that it? "That''s right, so now, we''ll march into her office. Hideyoshi and Shimada, you two think about the preparations for the school festival. Also, if you see Ironman, tell him that we''ve already gone home." Yuuji stood up as he gives the instructions. To be able to give orders so naturally, I guess that''s a talent in itself. "Mm, I got it. If we see Ironman or Kirishima Shouko, we''ll tell them that." Hideyoshi smiles as he says that. Once Kirishima-san''s name was mentioned, Yuuji looks flabbergasted. "Aki, you got to do it well." "OK, leave it to me." Receiving Minami''s voice of support, Yuuji and I left the classroom, and head towards the principal''s office. "The prizehidden" "This timeon their ownKisaragi Highland" As we arrived in front of the principal''s office, which is located in a corner of the new school campus, there seem to be some sort of argument going on inside. Prize? Kisaragi Highland? What are they talking about? "What''s wrong, Akihisa?" "Nothing, it''s just that they''re talking inside right now." "Really? In other words, the principal''s inside. It''s great that we didn''t make a wasted trip, let''s go in." Well, we''ll decide whether they''re busy or not. Yuuji''s right. Anyway, since we''re here, we might as well finish off what we came here for. "Excuse me!" After knocking on the fancy doors of the principal''s office, Yuuji and I immediately barged in. "You rude brats, normally one would wait for a reply before entering." The person inviting us is a principal with a head full of white hair, Todou Kaoru. She''s also the person who''s behind the test summoning system. Is it because she''s a scientist? She does seem to have quite a few quirks. And the first thing she says when she first met us is ''you rude brats''. "Really. We''re busy here, and yet there are some unexpected visitors. Well, we can''t continue on like thisdon''t tell me that you planned this?" The man adjusting his glasses and glaring at the principal is the dean, Takehara-sensei. He''s very popular with some of the girls due to his sharp eyes and cold attitude. However, I don''t really like him. "Stop saying such stupid things. I have nothing to hide in the first place, so why must I use such meaningless tactics?" "Oh really? You''re really good at hiding things." The conversation continued on, with us not even understanding anything. The principal and the dean are discussing something related to the running of the school. Maybe it''s better to come over another day. "Like I said before, I''m not hiding anything. You''re just mistaken." "Oh really. Since you want to deny it, then that''s it for today." After he finished speaking, Takehara-sensei glances at a corner of the room "Then I''ll be leaving." After that, he turns around and leaves the room. Just now, Takehara-sensei seems to be confirming something, but what? Is it in this room? "Okay, brats. What did you come here for?" The principal, who definitely doesn''t look like she minded having her conversation with Takehara-sensei interrupted, asks us. "Excuse me, madam. We came to discuss something with you." Standing in front of the principal, Yuuji spoke. I''m surprised that he can even say such polite words. "I have no time to talk to you regarding this. If it''s regarding the school administration, look for Takehara-sensei. Also, it''s common courtesy to give your names, remember that." To be lectured about manners by such an arrogant granny, this is truly the end of the world. "Sorry for my rudeness. I''m the representative of second year, F class, Sakamoto Yuuji, and he" Yuuji introduces himself, then points at me. "The idiot representative from the second year." Why can''t this guy just introduce me using my proper name? "OhI see. You''re Sakamoto and Yoshii from class F, right?" Wait a sec, principal! I haven''t even introduced myself yet! To be able to associate my name with that introduction, I''m about to cry "I change my mind, so let''s hear what you have to say." Like a big bad looking up, the principal''s lips curls up. For such a person to be an educator, this is really inexplicable. "Thank you very much." "If you have the time to say your thanks, hurry up, you half-wit." "Okay then." Come to think of it, the scene in front of me is really surprising to me. To be verbally abused like this, Yuuji''s attitude is still so cold. I never ever thought that he''ll be this mature. "We''re here to request for improvements in class F''s facilities." "Oh really, I''m impressed that you have so much free time." "Right now, F class is like an old-wrinkled brain with a hole, the state is so deplorable that cold wind would always flow inside." Ah, he''s finally started to scold. "If it''s the principal, who''s like a piece of trash that existed since the Sengoku era, it''s alright. But now, this sort of studying environment is too dangerous for a normal high school student. We feel that it might endanger someone''s life." To mix in some provocative words in this respectful tone, seems like Yuuji''s about to go crazy as well. "Anyway, because the cold wind has been blowing into our classroom, some students have already fallen sick. So hurry up and fix it, you stupid old granny! That''s about it." Mm, this is the Yuuji that I know. Hearing Yuuji''s seemingly polite words that are actually rude, the principal gives a thoughtful expression, not uttering a single word. "Excuse me, principal" Maybe she''s enraged by Yuuji''s attitude? Sigh, any ordinary person would be angry by it. "Mm, this is the perfect timing" Hm? What is the principal muttering just now? "Alright, I understand what you mean." "Eh? Then can you help us fix it?'' Yuuji was right. Even though the policy is weird, Fumitzuki Gakuen is still an institute of education. As long as it involves a student''s health, the school would take appropriate action. This is good, this is good. "I refuse." "Yuuji, fill this old granny with mud and toss her into the sea." "Akihisa, watch your attitude." Ah? I accidentally said my true feelings! "Really, this idiot is too disrespectful. If possible, can you tell us the reason? You stinking granny." "That''s right. Please tell us, you damn granny." "You two, do you really want to know?" The principal stares at us in a surprised manner. Did we say something weird? "There isn''t any need for any reason. This is because creating a difference in the classrooms is our objective. So don''t give me this nonsense, you brats." This, this old granny! "That''s not good! If this keeps us, forget about us, the weaker girls in our class would collapse" "Is what I''ll say under normal circumstances." The principal interrupts me, placing her hands under her jaw as she says this. "Besides, since it''s my cute students saying this. We''ll have a deal if you listen to my request." A deal? In other words, there''s no such thing as a free meal, huh? "" Eh? Yuuji''s not reacting at all. He places his hand near his mouth, seemingly thinking about something. "What''s the condition?" Now that the situation has turned out like this, I can only substitute Yuuji and prompt the principal into speaking. "Do you know of the summoning tournament in the cool summer festival?" "Mm, somewhat." "Then do you know what''s the prize?" "Eh? Prize?" I didn''t even know that there was a prize. This is because I didn''t want to take part in the tournament, and I don''t think that I can win even if I''m taking part. "To the winners of the tournament, we''ll give them a certificate, trophy, and a platinum bracelet. For the runner-ups, we''ll give them a pair of ''Kisaragi Highlands'' pre-opening premium tickets. Hearing this prize, Yuuji froze up. What''s wrong with him? "Ohwhat has this got to do with the conditions?" "Let me finish first, haven''t you heard of the saying ''if you rush, you''ll whatever''?" No idea. "It''s regarding the premium tickets. I heard some bad rumors about it, so if possible, I''ll like to have it back." "Have it back? Then why not you just don''t give them the tickets?" "I would if I could. However, though the dean is in charge of this, he signed an agreement with Kisaragi corporation, and right now, we can''t back out of it." Come to think of it, I heard of the rumor before that ''the principal was busy with the summoning system, and allowed the dean to run the school''. Seems like this is true. "As the principal, shouldn''t you be careful when you sign an agreement?" "Be quiet, brats. I was already busy with the platinum bracelets. Besides, I only heard of these bad rumors recently." The principal frowns. She sounds rather casual, but it seems that she feels that she has some responsibility to bear. "Then, what''s the bad rumor about?" The principal starts to explain with the words ''just something troublesome'' and explains the entire situation. "The Kisaragi Corporation want to create a omen at the Kisaragi Highlands, the content being ''couples visiting there will be very happy''." "What''s so bad about this rumor? Isn''t that a good thing?" "In order to create this omen, they want to create a wedding atmosphere for couples who go there with the premium tickets. For marketing purposes, their methods are rather forceful." "WHA, WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Yuuji suddenly roaredah, it scared me. "What now, Yuuji. Why are you so scared?" "OF COURSE I WOULD BE SCARED! WHAT THAT OLD GRANNY MEANT WAS THAT ''KISARAGI CORPORATION WILL USE ALL THEIR POWER TO FORCE THOSE COUPLES WHO USE THE PREMIUM TICKETS TO MARRY''!!" "Uh huh. I understand without you explaining it a second time." To see Yuuji act up like this, it''s rather refreshing. "What this mean is that the couple would have to be chosen from our Fumitzuki Gakuen." "Damn it. For some reason, we have quite a lot of beauties in our school, and everyone''s talking about the summoning system. It''ll be perfect for them to create this omen if they create this rumor of getting married during high school! Of course we''ll be targeted by Kisaragi Corporation!" Yuuji bites onto his lips in anguish. Why is he acting so strangely up till now? "Hm, as expected of the prodigy, your mind works pretty fast." Hearing Yuuji say this, the principal nods her head. She seems to know Yuuji quite well, and she immediately called me by my name just now. "Yuuji, calm down first. Kisaragi Corporation''s plan isn''t so bad. Besides, we know about this plot, so we just don''t have to go there." He''s most likely scared of being dragged along by Kirishima-san. I''m so jealous of him. On a side note, if it''s me, I''ll probably have no one to go with. This makes me feel so lonely "She will definitely participate in the tournament to winif I go, I''ll have to get married. If I don''t go, I''ll also be forced to get marriedmymy future has" Yuuji''s eyes have gone blank, what on earth is going on? He probably promised Kirishima-san that ''we''ll go together once we get the premium tickets''. Though I don''t know what''s the price for not fulfilling the promise, it should be something stupid. "Hm, like what he just said, I don''t like the idea of ignoring the wishes of the couple in question and forcing a future onto my cute students." Does she really think that the students are cute? I''m really suspicious about that. "In other words, the condition is to" "That''s right. It''s to win ''the prizes of the summoning tournament''. If you can do it, I''ll get your classroom repaired." Oh, in exchange of the prizes of the summoning battle, huh? Then "Of course, you can''t take them by force from the winners, nor can they voluntarily give up the tickets. I''m telling you to win the tournament." Ugh! She read my mind! Though she''s a weirdo, she''s still an educator, huh? Seems like she wouldn''t allow anything like cheating. "If we win, you''ll promise to fix our classroom and upgrade the facility?" "What are you talking about? I only agreed to help you guys fix the classroom. As for the facilities, that''s part of the school''s policy, and I don''t intend to change it." As expected, she answered like this. If we can get new facilities through this deal, it''ll be a bad example to the other classes "However, if you''re to use the money earned through the cool summer festival, that''s another matter altogether. I''ll close one eye on that and allow you to upgrade your facilities." This is the principal''s proposal. Normally, according to the school''s policy, buying our own facilities like tables and chairs is forbidden. But it seems like as long as we can agree to her condition, she''ll give us leeway. "Can you help us improve the standard of our facilities? To us, repairing the classroom is as important as improving our facilities." "And then?" "If our teahouse isn''t successful, and we''re not able to improve our facilities, we''ll be worried about the situation down there, and won''t be able to concentrate on the tournament. This won''t be good for us and principal" "What? That''s it? No way, I won''t allow it." "But! If you can promise us to improve our facilities, we can concentrate on the tournament" "Akihisa, it''s useless. That granny has no intention of stepping aside. We have no choice but to accept the deal." Unknowingly, Yuuji regains his composure and pats my shoulder. Damn it. Though I hate it, we really have no choice but to go along with the conditions. "I understand. We''ll accept your conditions." "Really? Then our negotiations are complete." The principal reveals a sly ''just as planned'' look on the face. "However, we have another proposal as well." Just as I thought that the negotiations are complete and intend to head back to class, Yuuji adds another condition on the principal. "Oh really? Let''s hear it." "I heard that the summoning tournament is a two-on-two contest. An elimination type match. The first is mathematics, and the second is chemistry." If the first subject is mathematics, all the participants would have to compete in mathematics. The reason why they would change the subject in the second battle is probably because the points lost in the first battle would reduce the entertainment value of the competition. No matter what anyone says, this is a school promotional activity. "So what?" "Once the participants are decided, please allow me to decide the subjects." After Yuuji said this, for some reason, he showed some sharp eyes at the principal, trying to probe her. Is he feeling suspicious about anything? "Hmalright. I won''t allow it if you request for an inflation in points. But if it''s just this, then I guess I can help you with it." "Thank you very much." Yuuji''s eyes became even sharper. It''s definitely beneficial to us already, so why bother giving such an expression. I really can''t understand him. "Then, that''s as far as I''m going to help you. I presume you''re going to win in the summoning tournament, right?" The principal asks. Does she really intend to prevent the Kisaragi Corporation''s plan? "Of course, who do you think we are?" Yuuji reveals a bold smile. This is a fully motivated look that he had during the test summoning battle. "We''ll definitely win, so don''t forget about our promise!" Of course, I''m fully motivated as well. This is because the method to solve this problem is right in front of us, and we only need to finish the job. "Then brats, I''ll leave it to you." "YEAH!!" Just like this, the worst partnership in Fumitzuki Gakuen is formed. Volume 2, The Third Question Volume 2, The Third Question In order to decide what kind of activity the class should do, can all students please assist in this survey. ''What kind of attire is suitable for running a teahouse?'' Himeji Mizuki''s answer: ''A cute apron commonly used at home''. Teacher''s comment: It really does have the atmosphere for a school festival, and doesn''t require a lot of money, a rather good idea. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: ''Skirt 15cm above the knees, the upper body must be like the skirt, with a nice emphasis on the bustlines while keeping a strong sense of elegance. I hope that a light blue colour with white as the base colour can be used. The tray should be made of shiny silver that can reflect the face onto it, and the shop''s logo should be on it. The shoes should be high heels, 5cm tall'' Teacher''s comment: You don''t have to write on the back of the paper, do you? Akihisa Yoshii''s answer: ''Brassiere!'' Teacher''s comment: Sensei believes that you mistook ''brassiere'' for ''blazer''. "Sakamoto normally looks like an idiot, but his leadership is really impressive." "Yup, normally, he''ll be an ordinary idiot." It''s the morning of the Cool Summer Festival today. From the normal dirty classroom, our classroom has transformed into a Chinese teahouse. "On first glance, this table seems really different from what it really is." The tables placed around the classroom are actually just those cardboard boxes that we use in class. By arranging them neatly and putting a nice tablecloth over it, even lousy boxes can become a luxurious table. "Ah, this is done by Kinosheeta-san. I don''t know where he got this beautiful tablecloth, but he was able to turn them into tables quickly and skillfully." Himeji-san stares at Hideyoshi with respect. I see. This tablecloth is a prop that belongs to the drama club. No wonder the quality is so good. "Hm, though it looks decent, it''ll be different once we pull up the tablecloth." Hideyoshi pulls up the tablecloth. What appears underneath are the dirty cardboard boxes that we''re so used to seeing. "Our shop rating will drop a lot if the customers see this." Minami came up beside me and observes. She''s right. If these kind of lousy cardboard boxes are to be seen, it''ll cause our shop to have a bad reputation. "It''ll be no problem. Nobody will bother to look at them so closely. Even if they''re to be discovered, I''ll tell that person to hide that secret in the heart." "That''s right. Nobody would deliberately flip up the tablecloth just to stir trouble." If there''s anyone who''ll do this, then that person has no other motive except to disrupt our business. "The decorations inside the room are pretty as well, so there should be no problems, right?" For the standards of a school festival, this is rather excessive. With this, there should be a lot of people coming over. "The tea''s perfect as well." "WAHH!" Muttsuriini''s voice suddenly came from behind. He still good at hiding his presence, but I do feel that there''s no need for this in everyday life. "Muttsuriini, is the kitchen side OK?" "Try it." After saying it, Muttsuriini presents a wooden tub, tea and sesame balls are placed on the ceramic plate. "Walooks yummy" "Tsuchiya, you don''t mind if I eat this, right?" "(nods his head)" "Then I won''t hold back now." Himeji-san, Minami-san and Hideyoshi all reached their arms out, popping the just fried and warm sesame ball into their mouths. "Woah, it''s good!" "Ya! Crispy on the outside, yet chewy, the texture is great!" "Sweet, yet not too sweet, it''s good." The snacks are rated highly. Girls really like sweets huh, all three of them. "The tea is good as well, this is wonderful" "Yeah" Himeji-san and Minami look rather dreamy-eyed as they descend into dreamland. Is it really this good? "Then I''ll have one." Muttsuriini passes the remaining ball over to me. Because there''s no toothpick, I took it with my hand and took a small bite. "Mmmm, rough and hard on the outside, sticky on this inside, not too sweet or too spicyARGHH!!" A sound that no human can make came out of my mouth, and what appear in front of me are the memories of my 16 years. Ahh, those are the wonderfulwait a sec, aren''t these the final lights before death? "Ah, Himeji made that." "! (Stuffs it in frantically)" "Mu, Muttsuriini! Why must you reveal such a terrified expression and stuff that sesame ball into my mouth? Impossible! I can''t do it!" Muttsuriini stuffs the remaining half of the sesame ball into my mouth. This is a special snack that will cause people to see the white lights! No ordinary person should be allowed to eat it! "Hey guys, I''m back" At that moment, Yuuji came back. "Ah, Yuuji, welcome back." "Hm? What''s this, this looks good. How''s the taste?" After that, he pops the biochemical weapon that I took a bite of into his mouth without any hesitation. "What a great guy." "Yuuji, you''re now emitting the brightest glow here." "I don''t know what you''re sayinghmm, rough and hard on the outside, sticky on this inside, a bit too sweet and too spicyARGHH!!" Ah, such a familiar scene. "AhYuuji, does it taste good?" I tried to use my eyes to say this to Yuuji, ''Himeji-san made this, you probably won''t say anything too much, right?'' as he lies on the ground. However, I can''t make eye contact with him, I''m just afraid that he doesn''t get the message. "Hoo, seems like there''s no problem." Yuuji, who''s still lying on the ground, finally replies, "Can I cross that bridge now?" That must be the Sanzu river. "Yuu, Yuuji! You can''t cross it! You can''t come back if you cross it!" Thinking about how one bite can become a fatal blow, the food that Himeji-san makes is still extremely terrifying. "Eh? What''s wrong? What happened to Sakamoto-san?" Himeji-san, who''s been eating the normal sesame ball and living in dreamland, finally senses that something is wrong. It''s great that she didn''t see what happened. "Yeah, Sakamoto, are you alright?" Up till now, Minami was also stuck in dreamland. Maybe the good sesame balls are delicious, so we can expect a boom in sales. "There''s no problem, he just got a cramp. Oi, Yuujistandupnow" Anyway, I jokingly called Yuuji to get up. However, my hand is pressing against his heart. Right now, the chances of him surviving are half! "60,000? Are you kidding!? If you have to pay a toll to cross the river, it has to be the SanACK!" Ah, good, he''s successfully revived without anyone knowing. "Yuuji, did your leg get a cramp?" Before he said something unnecessary, I spoke up. There''s no time for eye contact this time. "A cramp? Are you kidding me, it''s that ball" "Then I''ll let you have another one." "I got a cramp because I hardly exercise." Luckily, Yuuji''s mind is good. Even if it''s me, I don''t want to kill my classmate. (Akihisa, I''ll kill you one day.) (No can do. I''ll get rid of you before you can kill me.) Our little laughter contains a conversation full of killing intent. See, we''re rather close. "Hm, Sakamoto seems to get cramps on his leg very often, huh?" Not good. The same situation as a while back made Minami suspicious. "Ah, you see, Yuuji has too much excess fat, right? It''s easy to get cramps, just like how Minami gets cramps on her chest, so she should understandGUAH!!" "There''s no need for me to take action, huh." Yuuji stares at me with much pity as I took a punch from Minami. Why do I feel that this sort of thing has been happening to me too many times recently "Come to think of it, Yuuji, where did you go?" Hideyoshi changed the topic smoothly. As expected of someone who knows what''s going on. "Hm, I went to discuss something." It''s rare for Yuuji to use such an ambiguous tone. Actually, he went to decide the subjects under the principal''s orders. But we can''t say this dishonest method so easily, so Yuuji just made up an ambiguous answer on the spot. "Oh, so that''s what happened~ it''s been hard on you." Himeji-san won''t doubt anyone as she says this, giving a smile. Such an obedient girl. "Nope, don''t mind it. More importantly, the teahouse can operate now, right?" "That''s correct." "No problems with the tea and snacks." Is there really no problem? A hint of unrest crept up in me as I wonder whether the ones Himeji-san made got mixed in. "Alright, then I''ll let Hideyoshi and Muttsuriini handle the teahouse for now. Akihisa and I have to settle the first summoning battle." After saying this, he pats on the backs of both Hideyoshi and Muttsuriini. "Eh, you''re participating in the summoning tournament as well?" Minami looks like she''s trying to confirm something as she stares at me. "Eh? Ah, mm, because of some matters." I gave an ambiguous answer. The school principal told us not to ''tell anyone about the inside story regarding the tickets'', thus, I can''t talk about it. But, why not? "Are youaiming for the prize?" Minami looks over with a probing look. "Hmsomething like that." To be specific, we just want to exchange the prizes for the improvement in facilities. If so, can we also exchange the platinum bracelets? According to rumours, there are bracelets that allow a person to summon two summoned beasts and can also replace teachers to be some sort of witness. Though I don''t really want it, it''s nice to wear it if I can get it. "You want to go there?" "Eh?" Minami narrowed her eyes. This, this iskilling intent! "Yoshii-kun, I also want to know, who do you want to go with?" Before I noticed it, Himeji-san has gone into battle mode as well. Both of them must be talking about the tickets. This is bad! I never intended to go with anyone, just wanted to hand it over to the principal. However, due to the agreement, I can''t say the reason so honestly "Akihisa is going with me." Just as I''m struggling to find an answer, Yuuji quipped. On hearing this, Minami widened her eyes wide. Ho hum, it''s not strange for you to find it weird. "EH? You''re going to use the tickets to go on the ''Happy Journey'' with Sakamoto?" Because this is a new development that even I''m shocked by it. You idiot! Who wants to go on a happy journey with Yuuji!? This will cause a super huge misunderstanding!!! (Akihisa, endure it! That old hag will break the agreement if this gets revealed!!) Yuuji whispered to me. Though I''m not willing in the slightest, this is for Himeji-san. Looks like Yuuji is enduring the pain of being misunderstood as a homo. In this situation, I must hang on "I refused a few times, but I couldn''t get rid of him." EH? WHAT? I''VE BEEN BETRAYED!!?? "Aki, compared to Kinosheeta, you''re obviously more attracted to Sakamoto" "HOLD ON A MINUTE! I DON''T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT ''OBVIOUSLY'' MEANT! ALSO, HIDEYOSHI, STOP LOOKING SO LONELY, EVEN IF IT''S A BIT!!" Not good. If this keeps up, the wrong information will be leaked to the outside world. My ranking on the ''most suitable to be a homosexual student'' will go up!! "Yoshii-kun. As you''re a guy, if possible, try to be interested in girls" "If it was possible, Akihisa wouldn''t be so tired." "YUUJI, PLEASE STOP SAYING THIS AS A MATTER OF FACT!!? YOU DON''T EVEN HAVE ANY INTENTION TO COVER FOR ME!!" One day, I''ll settle the score with this guy. "Ah, time''s almost up. Time to go, Akihisa." "Ugh! Anyway, it''s a misunderstanding!!" Like a small fry running away and giving some vicious words to defend himself, Yuuji and I leave the classroom behind us. "Ahemand now, the first summoning battle will officially begin now." The summoning event is held at the special stage located at the field. "Before the third battle begins, we won''t be showing the battles to outsiders, so do your best." The one in charge of this is the maths teacher, Kinouchi-sensei, so of course, the topic tested is maths. "Let''s do our best, Ritsuko." "Nn." The two girls, who are our opponents, nod their heads. This is truly a scene worth smiling at. Come to think of it, where have I seen them before "Then, summon your beasts." "Summon!" As both of them shouted, the familiar magic array appeared beside them. Two miniature head-sized test summon beasts that take the appearance of the summoners appear from them. B class, Iwasheeta Ritsuko, Maths 179 points & B class, Kikuiri Mayumi, Maths 163 points. Two summoned beasts that possess similar equipment appear opposite. They have Western style helmets and swords. They look like a much weakened version of Himeji-san''s summoned being. "Then we should start summoning as well." "Alright." "Summon." Our summoned beasts appear. My summoned beast is still equipped with a modified uniform and a wooden sword. On the other hand, the one hailed as a genius, our class rep''s summoned beast is "barehanded?" It doesn''t look like it''s holding anything. Is it an invisible sword? "You idiot, look closely." Yuuji lets the summoned beast raise its fists for me to inspect, "Isn''t it wearing metal knuckles?" "You, you small fry! There''s small fry here!" How is it possible to have such a weak summoned beast? Though the knuckles are his weapons, I have never seen a summoned beast that has such lousy equipment! "We''re coming up, you field trip brothers." "Ritsuko, that''s wrong, they''re delinquents." Our summoned beasts are wearing modified uniforms, one with a wooden sword and one with metal knuckles. Even then, we can''t deny the mocking of the opponent. F class, Sakamoto Yuuji, Maths 179 points & F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Maths 63 points. Our marks are shown on the screen as reference. "Oi, YuYuuji!" "What?" "Why''s your score so high?" To think that he got 179, it''s comparable to B class. He''s supposed to be an idiot! HE''S SUPPOSED TO BE AN IDIOT!! "Ever since the last summoning battle, I started to study hard in order to beat ''A'' class." For some reason, Yuuji is saying this with an unhappy look. To be able to improve so much in such a short time? As expected of the man hailed as a genius. "However, why do you want to work hard?" Yuuji should be trying to prove that ''those who can''t study can still succeed'' as he challenged ''A'' class. Is there a reason for him not to lose, even if he has to go against his ideals? "Before this, Shouko asked me a question." "What question?" "Where do we have our wedding?" Kirishima-san is really fond of him, eh? "I CAN''T LOSE NOW!! IF I CAN''T WIN NEXT TIME, MY LIFEMY LIFE WILL BE!!!!" "YUUJI, CALM DOWN! YOU TWO CAN MAKE A HAPPY FAMILY!!" I held onto Yuuji from the back as he''s about to run off the stage. I see, that''s why Yuuji has started to study. "Can you guys get started?" Kinouchi-sensei looks at us worriedly, and the other two competitors seem rather surprised. "Ah, we''re sorry. There''s no problem, you see." "I don''t want to have the wife''s family name! I don''t want to become Kirishima YuujiUWAAHH!! WHAT?" Anyway, let''s punch him a few times to get him back to normal. This is another method to repair Yuuji once he''s spoiltthe second way. "Though sensei is a bit worried, please start the match." After saying this, Kinouchi-sensei started to back away, as according to standard procedures. Facing against the opponent, our match is about to begin. "Ritsuko!" "Mayumi!" ""Let''s go!!"" After calling each other''s names, both of our opponents nodded their heads, and then start moving about as if they''re trying to surround us. "Oh~ their teamwork is decent." "It''s not bad. For girls when they like to go play housework, it''s rather notable." Yuuji and I nodded at each other. With our deep bonds, we only need to look at each other in order to understand the other person''s thoughts. "THISTHIS IS TOO DISRESPECTFUL!!" "OUR TEAMWORK IS THE STRONGEST!!" The duo from B class seem a bit angry as they argue back. Can''t stand them. Since it has come to thislet us show you what is real teamwork. "Yuuji!" I glance at my partner, my eyes stating my intentions. With our deep relationship, we only need to exchange glances in order to understand what we''re both thinking. "Akihisa!" I also nod my head in response to my partner''s call. We both then took a deep breath, each saying our own suggestions. ""I''LL LEAVE IT TO YOU!!"" Our suggestions are completely the same as both of us jump back at the same time. "Yuuji, what''s the idea! How do we settle this when both of us want to let the other person handle the opponents!?" "Nope, this is definitely the time for you to step up, no? I haven''t summoned any beasts in the summoning battle the last time, did I?" "What!? You useless bum! At least you''ll be my shield!" "What do you mean by ''useless''! Your score''s like trash!" "You''re rather talkative, eh? ALRIGHT, GET OUT OF HERE!!" "Just what I wanted!!" We both grabbed each other''s collar. I had never expected him to be this stupid!! "Boys'' friendship is really weird" "Good thing we''re girls." EH! They dare to look down on us like that! "Ah, ahem." In order to drag the time on and make our opponents forget about the commotion just now, I coughed for a while and said, "Looks like our teamwork is evenly matched, huh?" ""EH EH!?"" The two girls responded in unison. What''s with them revealing this sort of expression!? "However, besides observation, we have something called ''intelligence''! Even if our teamwork is comparable, if it''s fighting smartly, we''ll definitely win!" "Don''t mind them, that guy is somewhat on that side." Though it seems that the world''s evaluation of me is heading in a certain direction, it''s better not to think about it right now. "Yuuji, hurry up and present the battle plan!" I said to Yuuji, who''s standing beside me. One thing to note is that I had never thought anything related to this battle. "Alright, this is my battle plan." Yuuji enthusiastically laid out the battle plan. "Akihisa is to hold off one of the opponents" "Uh huh." "And Akihisa is to beat the other opponent at the same time." "Wouldn''t I be doing both things at the same time!?" I have a feeling that Yuuji made this plan up as he was bored. "Akihisa! At this point, there''s no room for little tricks! Fight with the opponent head on!" "Though I know that you can''t think of anything and just made it up, I understand! We would win if we beat our opponents one on one!" Our summoned beasts rushed head-on towards the opponents, what battle plan-this is what weaklings will think of! "Ritsuko, what do we do now?" "We can''t lose to such stupid opponents! Fight them head on!" "Un!!" The battle is no longer two on two, but one on one. My opponent is the long haired girl called Ritsuko. "Hyyaahh!!" The opponent swung her longsword down. I moved in response to her movement and let my summoned beast move sideways. "You!!" After the attack was dodged, the opponent came hacking around in large movements. I measured the distance and moved back by a small bit. "You bastard! WATCH THIS!!" I let my summoned beast dodge the longsword that''s being swung around madly, with the least amount of movement required. "Uuwhy do I feel that I''m bullying the weak?" The opponent doesn''t look like she can control her summoned beast so well. Come to think of it, she was beaten by Himeji-san in one hit. That was a rare chance for her to gain some experience, yet she was forced out of the battle in a moment. It''s obvious that she can''t control her summoned beast. Even so, it''ll be endless if I continue to dodge. "Guess it''s time for meto fight back!" After avoiding these huge movements, my body double grips hard onto the wooden sword and turns defense into attack. "EH? WAAHH! KYYYAHHH!!" If I wasn''t aiming for the gaps between the armour plates, my attacks wouldn''t have any effect at all. In an instant, I aimed for the opponent''s brow, neck and thigh. Since my attack is weak, we''ll decide this by the number of hits! However, wearing a modified uniform and wielding a wooden sword to attack a girl crazily, I look like a bad guy no matter what "HUAHHHHAHAHA!! USELESS! IT''S USELESS!!" Why do I feel that there''s a much more vicious voice coming from afar? While being wary of the opponent, I glanced to the other side. In front of me, there''s a beast wielding knuckles versus a weird beast wielding a longsword. Metal knuckles are unexpectedly vicious. "As an educator, I really wish that Sakamoto and Yoshii would lose." I heard Kinouchi-sensei mutter this. This current scene probably reminds him of cute girls being bullied by delinquents. If I wasn''t the one involved, I would definitely agree with him. "HERE''S THE FINAL BLOW!!" Yuuji delivered a punch from the summoned beast into the opponent''s abdomen. Yuuji is different from me, his marks are great, and thus his summoned beast''s power is great, thus the fist can hit through the armour onto the main body. "Then, I guess I should end this." Though my power is weak, the battered opponent was hit by numerous attacks, and now unable to endure this one full-power hit. Just like this, everything was over. "Uuuuu!! This is too much!!!" "To think that we lost to the likes of them!!" Both our opponents glared at us. Sigh, to be described as ''the likes of them'', it really hurts me. "The winners are Sakamoto and Yoshii." Kinouchi-sensei doesn''t look pleased at all as he announces this. Anyway, we have passed one stage. "We got a win, Akihisa." "Yup." Yuuji''s battle prowess is unexpectedly strong. This made me feel relieved. He didn''t meet any trouble during the battle just now, what a guy, to be able to do everything. "Then, let us" "Mm." We reveal a smile, extending our hand out to each other. "SETTLE THE OUTCOME OF WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW, YOU BASTARD!!!" "THAT''S MY LINE, YOU IDIOT!!!" After our deathmatch, our friendship just got stronger. "Akihisa and Yuuji, can both of you stop fighting and get back to the classroom?" Just as I was confirming my friendship with my partner, Hideyoshi rushed over to the special stage at the field. Looking at him being so breathless, it seems that there''s something important. "Eh? There''s something on at the teahouse?" "Mn, we got some troublesome customers. Sorry, can we talk as we move?" "Ah, ngh, I got it." Yuuji and I followed Hideyoshi. It seems like there''s really something wrong at the shop. "Is someone interrupting our business?" Yuuji narrows his eyes as he walks. This look is similar to the one he showed when he met the principal. He must have thought of something. "Ah haha, how is that possible? There can''t possibly be anyone who''ll disrupt other people''s business, right? Even if they did this, I don''t think there''s any benefit." The most is that we won''t be able to concentrate fully on the tournament. "Nope, it''s like what Yuuji guessed." Hideyoshi tilts his perfect face. Don''t tell me someone came to pick on us? "They''re third-years from our school." It''s not much of a problem if it''s outsiders, but third years? Really, they should be the most mature students. In truth, Yuuji can really fight, so he''s the most suited for this. "Is this an attitude of trying to request others for help?Never mind. If the teahouse isn''t successful, the Himeji that Akihisa likes so much will be transferring schools. I''ll help out." "OI! I didn''t even mention this!!" "AhI got it, I got it." "I can''t even tell that from your attitude!" As I walked, I grumbled at Yuuji who made fun of me. As we walked, we arrived in front of the classroom. Though the classroom is nearby, noise can be heard from inside, loud enough to be heard throughout the corridor. "Uu, it''s those guys." "Then, let me settle this." Moving his neck, making a cracking sound, Yuuji places his hand on the door. Really, his strength becomes so uncontrollable when this sort of thing happens. "THIS TABLE IS SO DIRTY!! CAN YOU EVEN SERVE FOOD ON IT!?" Once Yuuji opened the door, the insults came flying to our ears. Seems like they''re unhappy that we''re using the tablecloths to cover the cardboard boxes, so they flipped the tablecloths over and made a ruckus. Really, they''re just like delinquents. "Wowthis is really bad" "Looks like the shop owners are trying to pull a fast one on us." "Even if it''s only a school festival, it''s still a food store, no?" On seeing this, the customers started to murmur. Not good. For a teahouse, these kind of negative remarks are rather serious. "Yuuji, the business would be badly affected if we don''t settle this." "You''re rightHideyoshi, come over here for a while." "Is there anything you need?" "I need you to prepare something." Yuuji whispered a few words to Hideyoshi. Since he''s asking Hideyoshi, maybe he''s requesting for some props from the drama club? "I can prepare itbut we have only two of them." "That''s enough, I''ll get some from another place later." "Understood, then I''ll go and come back fast." After saying this, Hideyoshi gathered a few classmates and quickly left. "Akihisa, remember the features of those punks." Yuuji gave me these commands before he slowly and heavily approached the customers who were still grumbling. "Though I don''t know what''s going on, no problem." Yuuji probably intends to take revenge after this. Anyway, better remember how they look like. There are two people who are looking for trouble, and both of them are boys. One of them is of normal build and has a rare Mohican hairstyle. The other one is also of normal build, 175cm tall, and bald. It''s easy to remember the hairstyles that these two guys have. "Really, is the representative not here? The class representativeOOOHH!" "I''m the class representative, Sakamoto Yuuji. Is there anything that you''re unsatisfied with the shop?" Like a shop attendant, Yuuji lowers his head. He wouldn''t seem any different from a model shop owner if he didn''t punch the guy before he spoke. "I''m not really unhappy, but my companion got punched" The Mohican head that wasn''t punched looked surprised. This is to be expected. Even I would be shocked if my friend got punched away. "Is this an insult to my motto of''starting communication with a fist''?" Such a terrifying method of communication. "Stop, stop joking, you bastard! What kind of communication is that?" "After that, it''ll be ''a kick to proceed with the conversation''. Lastly, there would be ''a trip to end this conversation'' waiting for you." "I, I got it! We''ll let Shunpei talk with you! I didn''t do anything, no need to negotiate with me!" "Wawait a sec, Tsunemura! You''re selling me out!!?" The one panicking as he said this is the baldy, the guy called Shunpei. Since it''s so hard to remember his name, I''ll just call them ''Shunpei baldy, and Mohican Tsunemura''. "Now, Toko-Natsu group, do you still want to negotiate?" Ah, Yuuji took off his mask. Looks like he can''t maintain this polite attitude for long. Come to think of it, it''s really nice to call them the Toko-Natsu group. I''ll give you credit for that. "No, that''s enough. We''ll leave." "Is that so? Then" After nodding his head hard, Yuuji grabbed Tsunemura''s (baldy) waist. "OI! I DIDN''T DO ANYTHING, NO? WHY MUST I GET THIS THEATRWAHH!!" "With this, our negotiations are complete." After doing a reverse slam, Yuuji stood up without any problems. If possible, I hope that this kind of communication method won''t spread about. "You, you better remember it!!" The Mohican-head senpai carried his accomplice, who fainted, and left the scene. With this the problem should be settled "We can''t really carry on eating now." "Too bad, they have such wonderful food." "Looks like we''ll get stomachaches if we eat these." well, maybe. The secret of the tables is exposed to everyone. At this moment, a rattling sound is heard as someone stood up. It''s the director of studies, Fukuhara-sensei. Did he specially came over to support our class? "Let''s change shops." "Then let''s do it." "Ah, excuse me, distinguished guests." Once someone stood up, the remaining customers left their seats. This should be called mass psychology. In this situation, the bad assessment will spread throughout the school like wildfire. "We''re very sorry. Because the restaurant was so packed, we couldn''t get the tables here in time, and had to use these boxes for now. However, the real tables are here now, so everyone, please continue eating your meals." Yuuji bows towards the customers that were preparing to leave. Behind him, Hideyoshi and several other boys are moving some high quality tables here. Are those the large props tables from the drama club? I see. We can show the customers that we care about hygiene. Seems like Yuuji has thought about how others view this teahouse. "Eh? We''re changing tables?" At this moment, a girl''s voice can be heard from behind. "Ah, welcome back, Minami and Himeji-san, how''s the first battle?" "Hm, at least we won." Himeji-san gave a victory handsign. Though I don''t feel that she''s someone who focuses a lot on winning, but in this situation, it''s definite that she would want to win. "Forget about that, can we change the tables now? The drama club doesn''t have that many tables, no?" Minami is right. Hideyoshi just said that there are only two tables. But come to think of it, we can''t let the remaining tables be like this "Then, we''ll change every single table one by one once they arrive. All customers who haven''t finished their meals, please move to these tables and finish up." After saying this, Yuuji moved to the corridor, where we were standing. "Hoo, we can only do this for now." Yuuji sighs lightly. Maybe using such politeness for quite a while makes him tired. "You''ve worked hard, Yuuji." "Though I don''t know what''s going on, it''s been hard on you." "You''ve worked hard." "Oh, Himeji and Shimada? From what I can tell from seeing your faces, it seems that you have won." Though he''s saying this, Yuuji doesn''t look like he''s worried about whether both of them would win. From the looks of it, it seems like he''s confident that they will win if they work together. "Well, ya. Forget about that, how''s the teahouse?" Because of the commotion just now, a lot of customers had left. The success of the teahouse would be closely related to whether Himeji-san would be staying. We can''t let it fail now. "It''ll be alright if someone doesn''t come over and mess things up." Yuuji''s tone made me feel weird. It''s like he''s expecting people to create even more trouble "Excuse me, are the tables we brought in enough?" "Ah, yeah. About thisAkihisa, how much longer till the second match?" I look at my watch. Our next match starts at 11am, so "About an hour." "Really? We don''t have much time thenI''ll be gone for a while. Akihisa, follow me." Yuuji points his fingers and signals for me to follow. "Is it alright for us to not help?" Not being called, Minami asks this. Seems like Minami also wants to work hard for Himeji-san. I''m really happy about this enthusiasm. "You two are to stay here and be waitresses. Use your smiles to try and change their bad impressions, got it?" "Yes! I''ll do my best!" Of course, Himeji-san is really enthusiastic about this. So goodI want to be one of the customers and enjoy her smile. "Oi, Akihisa, we''re going." "Ah, nn. Where are we going?" As I called Yuuji, his lips curl up evilly, saying "We''re looking for tables." An evil smile appears on Yuuji''s face. "YOSHII-KUN!! SAKAMOTO-KUN!! TODAY, I WILL DEFINITELY NOT FORGIVE YOU!!!" "AKIHISA, RUN!! WE''LL BE SENT TO THE LIFE COUNSELLING ROOM IF WE DILLY DALLY!!!" "IRONMAN''S BASE??! STOP JOKING!!!" We continued to dash down the corridor, running away from Takehara-sensei, who was chasing after us. Why are we running? Because there''s a staircase in front of usof course it''s not like that. "WE WORKED SO HARD TO GET THESE TABLES!! DON''T DROP THEM!!" "I GOT IT!" It''s because we stole the tables from the school''s waiting room. "Come to thinkof itwhy, can, they, run, so, fast, even, with, those, tables" Hasegawa-sensei, who was running behind Takehara-sensei, said those incomprehensible words. Is sensei not physically fit enough since he''s not taking P.E. lessons?" "Anyway, once we get these into the teahouse, they''re ours! Even if they''re teachers, they can''t confiscate these tables when ordinary customers are using them!!" This despicable bastard! Thanks to him, my reputation has been hit really badly. "If so, we''ll get Nishimura-sensei to help" Takehara-sensei whips out his phone. That Nishimura is IRONMAN!! Trying to avoid Ironman in this situation is like trying to step into the sky!! "Akihisa!!" "Got it!!" I kicked a slipper above Yuuji as I ran. "Eat this!!" "Wahh!!" At that moment, Yuuji instantly does an acrobatic bicycle kick on that slipper. This shot lands directly onto Takehara-sensei''s wrist. The cellphone flies in mid-air before rolling onto the floor of the corridor. "Then, we wish for the good health of the teachers. Bye bye!!" "Ahh, my slipper" As Takehara-sensei picks up his phone, we dashed forward, and making sure that the teachers can''t find us, we put the tables down before sending the location to Hideyoshi''s cellphone. Now, our classmates should come out and bring the tables back to the teahouse. "Yosh! Now for the waiting room of the teacher''s office. After this, we''ll go for the second match!" "HooYuuji and I would definitely be suspended after this" Thanks to us using all sorts of unscrupulous tactics to steal tables from all over the school, we finally managed to get enough tables. Now, the bad comments will vanish, and there wouldn''t be too many problems with the teahouse. "Then, who''s our next opponent in the second match?" I asked Yuuji as both of us headed towards the special stage. As both of us worked on the ''battle of taking the tables'', we didn''t really have enough time to investigate who our next opponents would be. I just hope that the opponent is really weak. "From the schedule, it seems that we will win, just like I predicted." I look at where Yuuji was looking. At this moment, our opponents had already gotten into position and were waiting. "Oh my? And I thought who they are. They''re the love-birds class representatives from class B and C." "YoYoshii and Sakamoto!? You''re our opponents?" The people who made our faces cringe are the representatives of class B and C, Nemoto-san and Koyama-san. Are the two of them dating? "What now, Nemoto-san? Since our opponents are the idiots from class F, wouldn''t this be an automatic win?" Hmto say such bad things about others. Koyama-san''s personality is still rather bad. Being with Nemoto-san really suits her. This is a really irritating couple. "And now, the second match of the summoning tournament will begin." At least the English teacher, Endo-sensei, would cut some slack. "Summon." The four students present summoned their beasts. B class, Nemoto Kyoji, English 199 points & C class, Koyama Yuuka, English 165 points. As expected of the class representatives of B and C teaming up, their marks are rather good. F class, Sakamoto Yuuji, English 73 points & F class, Akihisa Yoshii, English 59 points. Yuuji and my marks are also shown on the screen. English isn''t my best subject, and Yuuji hasn''t started studying English, so our marks are a lot inferior. Even so, Yuuji didn''t choose this subject in the first round, but the second round. Now I know the reason. Because we couldn''t use any tricks in the first round, but we can do so now in the second round. "Then, Yuuji, bring that thing out." If the opponent is Nemoto-san, this guy wouldn''t forget to bring it. "Oh? Are you talking about this?" After saying this, Yuuji pulls out something. It''s the exclusive album of Nemoto Kyoji''s photos ''Come look at the new me!'' Honestly, even if I''m told to look at it, I don''t even want to look at it "THAT, THAT IS!!" Nemoto-san''s face immediately froze. These are the photos of Nemoto-san forced into female clothes when he lost during the last summoning battle. If possible, he might want to bring this together into his grave. However, this is punishment for him toying with Himeji-san''s feelings during the last summoning battle!! I won''t let him off so easily!! "Then Nemoto-san, if you don''t want us to spread these around" While I was speaking, someone tapped me on the shoulder several times. What now? "Oi oi oi, I say, Akihisa, you''re talking to the wrong person!" "Eh? Really?" Seems like the person who tapped my shoulder was Yuuji. But besides Nemoto-san, who can I negotiate with "Oi, I don''t know whether you''re Nemoto''s girlfriend or just class C''s representative, the girl down there, listen up." "What?" Koyama-san looked rather surprised as she stared at the photo album in Yuuji''s hand. Seems like she doesn''t know what they are. "Look at this." After saying this, Yuuji flips open to the first page. Inside, there''s a photo of Nemoto-san wearing a skirt and staring shyly far away. "SA, SAKAMOTO! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!! PLEASETHAT ALBUM!!" Ah, unknowingly, we won. This is so boring. "Akihisa, hold down Nemoto." "Ngn, got it." I followed Yuuji''s instructions, pulling Nemoto-san from behind as he tried to grab that album away. "Alright, then, class C''s representative. If you want this album, lose to us." "SA,SAKAMOTO!! ARE YOU THE DEVIL!!!??" Nemoto-san let out a sobbing sound. Seeing such a tragic scene, even I would find it rather sad. Using this form of negotiation, not only would Nemoto-san lose the match, his (probable?) girlfriend will also see the album of his embarrassing photos. To him, it''s not even raining, it''s pouring. "I accept. It''ll be our loss." "I guess that means we have an agreement." An evil smile appeared on Yuuji''s face. "Yuu, YUUKA!? PLLLEAASSEE!! DON''T LOOK!!" Nemoto-san''s pleas seem so empty, because Koyama-san is flipping through the photo album. "Akihisa, the winner has been decided. I''m worried about the state of the teahouse. Let''s go." "You''re right. Then, Endo-sensei, we win." I didn''t forget to remind Endo-sensei, who had also gone over to peek at the album. "Ah, yes! The winners are Sakamoto and Yoshii!!" Now that we have gotten our victory confirmed, we''re into the third round. Good, good, good. ''We''re breaking up." "WAIT, WAIT A SEC!! THERE''S A REASON!!!!" We don''t have to listen to these sudden words. Someone said before that people who trample on other people''s feelings will receive great retribution, so it''s true Volume 2, The Fourth Question Volume 2, The Fourth Question Please answer the following question: ''Please state what PKO stands for and what it is.'' Himeji Mizuki''s answer: ''Peace Keeping Operation. It''s basically the member nations of the United Nations maintaining peacekeeping work on the orders of the United Nations.'' Teacher''s remarks: ''Correct answer. Though its trivia, it''s also called the United Nations Peacekeeping Operation. It''s good to memorise it down when you have the time.'' Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: ''Pantsu, koshi-tsuki, oppai. It''s the international standard for measuring the 3 sizes by the lingerie manufacturers Association.'' Teacher''s comment: What are you treating world peace as? Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: ''Powell, Kanemoto, Okada.'' Teacher''s comment: They are players that protect the peace of the Pacific League. "I''m backthis, there aren''t any customers around" Though we have brand new looking tables, there doesn''t seem to be any customers inside the teahouse. "Oh, you guys are back." Because he has nothing to do, Hideyoshi, who''s acting as a waitress, looks rather bored. "We''ve won." "That''s good. Ah, have you seen Yuuji?" "Hm, he said that he''s going to the toilet." Though he said that he''s concerned about how the shop is doing, in reality, he''s rather carefree about it. "Come to think about it, Hideyoshi, what''s going on? There''s not even a single customer?" "Wu. I''ve been here all this while, but ever since that incident happened, there''s not even a single customer." Hideyoshi tilts his head and gives a puzzled look. "In other words, something happened outside the classroom, right?" "Maybe." Just as both of us are pondering on this "Onii-chan, I''m sorry." "There''s nothing to be sorry about, so don''t mind it, pipsqueak." "I''m not pipsqueak, my name is Hazuki." The voices of Yuuji and a girl can be heard. "Ah, hm, seems like it." Eh, Hazukithat voice, where have I heard it before? Ka-chang. The door of the classroom is opened, with Yuuji appearing outside. The person who''s talking to him is small, so she''s blocked by Yuuji. "Oh, Sakamoto. Your sister?" "So cute~eh. Do you want to go out with big brother five years later?" "I want to go out with you now." In an instant, the duo is surrounded by the stinking boys from our class. Maybe everyone''s panicking because they have nothing to do. "Ex, excuse me. Hazuki''s looking for an onii-chan." Seems like this girl is looking for someone, thus she would pair up with Yuuji. This Yuuji, though his mouth is vicious, he knows how to take care of others, huh "Onii-chan? What''s his name?" "AhI don''t know" "Not your real brother? What special characteristics does he have?" Even if he doesn''t know the name of the person he''s looking for, Yuuji still wants to help this kid look for the person. From this intimate act, I can feel his gentleness, maybe he likes children after all. "Hmhe''s an idiotic onii-chan!" This characteristic is rather obvious. "Really?" From the gap between the crowd, I can see Yuuji turning his head around and trying to find the person. "But there are a lot of them here, you know?" I can''t deny that. "Eh, it''s not like this, it''s" "Hm? Is there any other characteristics?" "It''s a really idiotic onii-chan!" ""It''s Yoshii, right?"" So mean! I''m not crying here! "How rude! I don''t know that girl! You must have been mistak" "Ah! It''s baka onii-chan!" I was suddenly hugged by this little girl who rushed forward. "en, that''s not a bad thing, eh" At most, everyone''s been treating me like an idiot, to such an extent that even I''m beginning to feel the same way. "Then, who are you? You should be an elementary school student, but I don''t remember meeting someone of your age!" I had to pull her away in order to better see her face. "Eh? Onii-chanyou don''t recognise me, you''re too much" The little girl frowns. Ah, not good, did I make her cry? "Baka onii-chan is really stupid! Hazuki wanted to find baka onii-chan, and went about asking ''do you know who baka onii-chan is''?, and came all the way here" What now, even I feel like crying at that! "Akihisano, baka onii-chan is really stupid, I''m sorry." "That''s right. Stupid big baka, can you forgive him?" There shouldn''t be that many people who would be called idiots to this extent. "But, but, baka onii-chan already promised to marry Hazuki" "Mizuki" "Minami!" ""KILL HIM!!!"" "ACK!!" MY NECK SUDDENLY BECAME SO PAINFUL! WHAT! WHAT''S GOING ON? "Oh, it''s Himeji and Shimada. Seems like you won." Yuuji says calmly. "Mizuki, pull the neck the other way, I''m going to twist his kneecap from the other way." "Is, is this how you do it?" Not good, I''m about to be killed. "Wait a sec! I don''t even remember what wedding agreement we have" "Uuu! You''re too much! I''ve even given my first kiss to you" "Sakamoto, go get the chopper. Five of them should be enough." "Yoshii-kun, you used this mouth to do such an evil thing?" "Ebb vistaten (You''re mistaken)! Eb be mebae (Let me explain)!" Even gentle Himeji-san is going crazy! Though she''ll be forced to transfer schools if there''s a villain who caused violence on a girl, this is too much! "Can''t be helped. Well then, we''ll stab you with two knives before listening to your explanation, so be patient." "Eh, Minami. Even a chopper is enough to cause a fatal wound, no?" I feel that Minami''s not only lacking in the Japanese language ability. "Ah, onee-chan. I came here to play!" The girl stopped crying on seeing Minami. Onee-chanHazukifirst kiss "Ahh! You''re that doll girl!" I remember! There was a girl who wanted to buy a present for her sister but didn''t have enough money. I saw that she looks rather pitiful and helped her. I believe I gave her a large doll that time, right? After that, I was designated as a punishment inspector, and then all sorts of weird things happened, so I completely forgotten about her. "I''m not the doll girl, I''m Hazuki!" The girl balloons her cheeks angrily. "Oh yeah, your name''s Hazuki. Long time no see, how are you?" "I''m fine!" "Hmm, that''s great. Come to think of it, you can find my school, huh?" "Because onii-chan is wearing this school''s uniform." Hazuki starts to tug at my uniform the moment she finished saying that. "Eh, Hazuki and Aki know each other?" Seeing this situation, Minami tilts her head and gives a puzzled expression. "Mn, just last year. Does Minami know Hazuki as well?" "Not just know, we''re very familiar with each other. She''s my sister." "Eh?" I stare at Hazuki''s face. Now that she mentioned it, they do look similar. Extremely energetic, and those eyes that show their strong will to win. "Yoshii-kun is so cunninghow did you know about Minami''s family members? I haven''t even met her parents beforedon''t tell me you''ve become her ''brother-in-law''" What on earth is Himeji-san saying? I do feel that she is occasionally ditzy recently. Must be the environment of the classroom. "Ah! It''s that beautiful onee-san! Thanks for your doll!" Hazuki bows down and says. Such a polite child, unlike the principal. "How are you, Hazuki? Do you like it?" "I do! I sleep with it everyday!" Doll? Everyday? What kind of doll did Himeji-san give Hazuki? She''s Minami''s sister, and Himeji-san would go to Minami''s house, which means they would know each other. "That''s great~ you like it." After saying this, Himeji reveals a happy smile. Why do I feel that there are many people around me that like children? Though I don''t hate them, I don''t know how to interact with them, so I''m rather envious when I see this situation. "Oh yeah, how did we get so few customers?" Yuuji surveys the classroom and says. Come to think of it, I was thinking the same thing. It''s because of Hazuki that I forgot about it. "Hazuki heard a lot of things as she came here." "Eh? What things?" Yuuji squats down to match Hazuki''s height. "Mm, like how the Chinese Teahouse is so dirty and how they shouldn''t go there." Hazuki''s words made me groan. The area below the table was rather dirty alright, but we should have settled it. Even so, the negative remarks continue to circulate. Why would they spread out to this extent? "Wuthose guys that were interfering with our business before. I should have pulled them out and beat them to a pulp." Putting his hand next to his mouth, Yuuji confident makes this conclusion. "Those guysare you talking about the Toko-Natsu group? How is it possible? Are they really that free?" No matter what, that senpai was hit with a suplex. I really don''t think that they''ll dare to do such a disadvantageous thing to us. "Well, who knows? We have to check the situation out." "That''s right, at least we have to see how far the rumours have spread." Even young Hazuki has heard about this. Maybe the rumours have spread to such a large extent. "Onii-chan, go out and play with Hazuki." Hazuki holds tightly onto my hand. This is bad, if today were just an ordinary day where I can just focus on playing in the school festival, I can go out and play with her. "Sorry Hazuki, onii-chan has to make the teahouse succeed no matter what, so I don''t have enough time to play with you." I say this as I pat on Hazuki''s head. "Humph~ Hazuki specially came here to find you~~" Hazuki balloons her cheeks unhappily. But the teahouse is extremely important to whether Himeji-san will stay. I hope to do my best and not leave any regret. "Then let''s just bring the pipsqueak along. We have to check the other classes that are selling food as well." Yuuji quips. He''s right, checking out the situation is a basic strategy. "Hm~ really. Then let''s go for lunch, ''kay?" "Mn." Hazuki''s ballooned expression immediately becomes a smile. She really has a lot of interesting expressions. This so-called innocence refers to this kind of children! "Then Hazuki, onee-chan will go with you." Minami''s tone is completely different from usual. To her sister, Minami should be a gentle sister. "Wu, then Himeji should go with Yuuji. You all have to go for the summoning tournament, so it''s best if you guys hurry up and settle this." "Really? Sorry to bother you, Hideyoshi." "Can we? Thank you very much, Kinosheeta-san." Just like that, Yuuji and Himeji-san joined our ranks. To move about in this crowded school festival, 5 members aren''t very little. "Then pipsqueak, where did you hear these words? Can you tell me?" "Hmmmit''s a shop where a lot of pretty onee-chans are wearing short skirts" "What did you say!? Yuuji, we got to go!" "Yosh, Akihisa! For the success of our class, we have to start with our thorough investigation!" Hearing this, we both rushed forward. The teahouse is an important thing to prevent Himeji-san from transferring schools. I hope to do my best and not leave any regrets behind. "Aki is the worst." "Yoshii-kun is so mean" "Onii-chan is so stupid!" Ignoring the abusive comments behind me, my heart begin to race. "Akihisa, we better give up on this place." "What are you saying now? We came all the way here already! Hurry up and go in!" "PLEASE! ONLY HERE! IT''S ONLY A CLASS THAT I DON''T WANT TO GO INTO!!" The source came from within our mortal enemy, A class, the existence known as ; the signboard appearing in front of us. "Oh I see, so this class has that Kirishima-san that Sakamoto likes so much." "Sakamoto, you can''t run away from a girl, you know?" Just as Yuuji is trying his best to protest in the most ridiculous way, 3 girls came up from behind. "Yuuji, we''re here for investigations. It''s not for personal interests" "! (Snip snip snip!)" I look around to see a male pressing the shutter of the camera very quickly. "Muttsuriini?" "You got the wrong person." The one in charge of the kitchen is holding the camera with one hand, his other hand making a sign to deny the claims. "You''re Tsuchiya no matter how I see it. What are you doing here?" "Spying on the enemy." Coming here to spy on the enemy seems to mean that he''s taking photos of girls from a low angle. "Muttsuriini. You can''t do this. If you''re to do anything like taking photos of girls without them knowing, aren''t those girls" "One for 100 yen." "I want two dozenextremely pitiful?" "Aki, you just ordered it so naturally." GYA! When!? "It''s time for my duty, I''ll be going back." Muttsuriini hands the photos over to me before moving back to the classroom. To think that he even printed the photos, such an enigmatic man, "Really. This Muttsuriini is really a headache." I coughs as I casually stuffs the photos into my pocket. "Yoshii-kun, what do you intend to do with those photos?" Ah, I was seen through. "Ya, so irritating~ of course I would destroy them! Forget about them, let''s go inside! I''m so hungry." Though I wasn''t really hungry, I pressed against my stomach, trying to act as if I''m really hungry. "Ahh, you''re right. Let''s go in." Himeji-san really is a good girl, to actually believe in such lousy acting. "Mmmm, got to spy on the competitionthey''re guys'' legs? This scumball!" "You''re looking at the photos alright!" "Ah, I''m sorbet! I''m sorbet! Sob puzzling bi mouth!" My face is being pulled hard, and Hazuki, who''s beside me, is pinching my thigh with all her strength. "Then I''ll go in first. Excuse me" Minami is the first one to pass through the door. "Welcome back, Mistress." The one coming over to invite us is the beautiful and intellectual maid with such a cold auraKirishima Shouko-san. "Wa, so pretty" Himeji-san inadvertently lets out a sigh. Kirishima-san is truly beautiful. The long black hair and white apron complement each other, and the black stockings make her beautiful thighs even more appealing. This is beauty that even those of the same gender has to admit. Damn it, I really hate that Yuuji from the bottom of my heart!! "Then excuse us." "Sorry, we''re coming in." "Onee-chan''s so pretty!" Himeji-san brings Hazuki along inside. At this moment, like how Minami was invited "Welcome back, master and mistress." Kirishima-san invited us in. "Cheh." Yuuji finally enters the shop unwillingly. Indeed, Kirishima-san used the same method to "Welcome back. I won''t let you go home tonight, darling." welcome us. "Kirishima-san is so daring" "I really got to look up to her" "Doesn''t that onee-chan want to sleep and play with us?" 3 girls, 3 different reactions. Though I wonder what Minami meant when she said ''look up to''. "Please let me guide everyone along." We followed Kirishima-san to the back of the shop. "Eh, onii-chan. There are so many customers here~~" Hazuki tugs at my sleeve several times. Like what Hazuki said, A class'' spacious classroom is fully occupied by customers. Though I feel that the males will go to a maid caf, surprisingly, there are some females as well. "Then now, this is the menu." Kirishima-san gives this deluxe menu to us. This is terrifying, seems like even the best class has to do everything perfectly. "I want the ''Fluffy chiffon cake''." "Ah, then I''ll take that as well." "Hazuki too!" All three girls feel the same as they ordered the chiffon cake. "I want ''water''. It''ll be great if you can add a bit of salt in it." "Then, I''ll have" "Repeating your orders." Kirishima-san sounds like she wants to interrupt. "three ''fluffy chiffon cake'', one glass of ''water'' and a ''maid wedding application form''. Is that all?" "AS IF!!!" Yuuji roars in shock. The way this kid is being messed with is really weird. I''ll just sit back here and watch him get messed up. "Then I''ll prepare the cutlery." Kirishima-san placed a fork in front of the girls, salt in front of me, a seal and a red inkpad in front of Yuuji. "Sho, Shouko! That''s my house''s seal, right!? How did you get your hands on it!?" "Then please imagine your newly-wed life with a maid as you wait." Kirishima-san bows before heading back to the kitchen. "Akihisa. I got to win the Summoning Tournament no matter what!" "Ah, yes, same thing for me." I can see the determination from Yuuji''s eyes. Though I''m pleased with his motivation, it''s still very scary. "Then Hazuki, this is the place you talked about, right?" "Nn. Over here, there are two irritating onii-sans shouting about!" Hazuki nods enthusiastically. Two irritating boys. Which means they''re obviously, "Welcome back, masters." "Oh, two people. Are there any seats near the middle?" At this moment, we can hear the voices of the new customers. It felt like we''ve heard of that low class sound before. "Ah, it''s them. Those guys said that ''the teahouse is so dirty''!" The owner of the voices belong to the Toko-Natsu group that was preventing us from doing our work. If their words were heard here, were they coming and going about? "COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS TEAHOUSE IS REALLY PRETTY!!" "YEAH, THE CHINESE TEAHOUSE AT CLASS 2-F WAS REALLY BAD!" "THE TABLES ARE ROTTEN CARDBOARD BOXES, THERE''S EVEN MAGGOTS RUNNING OUT OF THEM!!" In the middle of this crowded teahouse, to shout this extremely loud. No wonder our bad reputation would spread when they''re doing this sort of thing! "Wait, Akihisa!" Just as I was about to go and beat them up, Yuuji stopped me. "Yuuji, why are you stopping me? If you don''t stop those guys!" "Calm down. The bad reputation will only spread if we beat them up here." Yuuji glares at those guys sharply. It''s true that if we beat them up in a place with so many people, other people will get the impression that F class is a gathering spot of all the juvenile delinquents. Not only would the business of our teahouse be affected, if this is to reach Himeji-san father''s ears, Himeji-san would definitely be transferring schools. "But if we''re going to bite our fingernails here and" Even at this moment, the rumours continue to spread around. Even though we knew, we can''t do anything about it. This is frustrating! "No, if we''re going to do this, we need to use our brainsoi, Shouko!" "What?" Kirishima-san appeared instantly the moment she was called. Don''t tell me that she''s been near Yuuji all this while, that''s why she was so fast "Is this the first time that those guys are here?" Yuuji points his chin at the pair. At this moment, Kirishima-san nods her head slightly. "They went out and came back in again. What they have been saying is almost the same. They''re saying the same thing." Kirishima-san''s neat face is slightly distorted. Seems like they are also unwanted customers to her. "Reallyokay. Anyway, lend me a maid uniform." Yuuji asks a problematic question without any awkward look on his face. This guy, doesn''t he have any hesitation or shame? "I understand." This is also a reply without any hesitation. Seems like they''ll make a good coupleeh, wait! "Ki, Kirishima-san!? You can''t start stripping yourself here!" "Yeah, there are a lot of beasts here!" "Wa~. Onee-san''s breasts are so huge~" Himeji-san and Minami frantically stopped Kirishima-san, who''s removing her maid outfit in this occasion. That was dangerousor I should say this, but for some reason, I felt that it''s a shame. "Because Yuuji said that he wanted it." Kirishima-san, who was stopped, gives an incredulous expression. This person would do anything as long as it''s Yuuji''s request? She''s truly a dangerous person. "Sin, since when did say that I want to wear your maid outfit!? I mean I want a spare outfit!" Yuuji turns his blushing face to aside. Though Kirishima-san is dangerous, since Yuuji is like this, I believe he won''t do anything bad to her. What a relief. "I''ll go and get it now." Kirishima-san arranges her clothes neatly before leaving. We subconsciously realised that our table has become the focus of everyone. Now it''s harder for us to punish the Toko-Natsu group. "ISN''T THE FOOD THEY BROUGHT OUT REALLY BAD?" "DON''T SAY THAT! I DON''T WANT TO GET FOOD POISIONING!" "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR CLASS 2-F!" Damn it! Why must they say such words? I feel like beating them up right now! "Yuuji! How are we going to handle those guys?" "Okay, just wait a while. Himeji, Shimada, do you have a comb?" "? We do have it" "Lend me that for a while. Also, I''ll like to borrow any other items that are used for grooming." "Ah" Himeji-san pulls out a little bag from her blouse pocket. As expected of a girl of her age. "Sorry. I''ll return it to you later." Yuuji receives the little bag. Though for his hair length, I don''t think he needs a comb. "Yuuji, here." At this moment, Kirishima-san brings a maid outfit here. "Oh, sorry for that." "You owe me a favour." "Ah, that''s that. Akihisa." "I got it. For next time, you can use Yuuji for a day." "Thank you, Yoshii-kun is a good man." "OI! WAIT A SECOND. WHY ME!?" No matter how Yuuji tries to explain it, it''s all for naught. Kirishima-san looks absolutely delighted as she leaves us. "Then, what are we going to do with that?" The maid outfit beside us can''t be used as a weapon no matter how I think. "Wear it." Yuuji glares at me with hatred. He had to listen to all her commands because we lost the summoning battle. Such a spineless man. "Just like that, Himeji-san." "Eh? I, I''m wearing it?" Himeji-san widens her eyes. I do feel that it''s suitable for her. "Stop saying silly things. Himeji-san won''t be able to attack even if she''s to wear it, right?" "Then, Minami? But then it would be too loose around the chest area------ ACKKK!" "I WON''T, GO EASY, NEXT TIME!" What a scary killing aura. "Not Minami either. If we do that, they would see through it." "Is it?" Since it''s not Himeji-san or Minami, and Hazuki is too small and can''t wear it. So then, the only one left is "You''re the one who''s going to wear it." "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" It''s me! Though it''s possible that my identity won''t be exposed if I wear it! "Can''t Yuuji just wear it? You can still wear it if you force it in a bit!" "Oh my, such a stubborn person. How about we go somewhere and do janken?" It''s here, Yuuji''s proposal. I have been tricked by him for who knows how many times. Even so, it''s pointless to refuse it. I''ve seen through his thinking. Anyway, the most important thing is to make him wear that maid outfit. "Alright, I''ll accept that." "Then here we go, jan-ken" "Pon (Paper)." I chose paper, Yuuji chose scissors. I lost. "Look" Yuuji stretches his index finger out and stabs it over at me. This trick isThat! The secret technique whereby if I shift my face away to avoid his finger, he would point his finger in that direction so as to determine the winner! "I won''t fall for it!" Not looking away, I continue to stare at Yuuji''s fingertip. I won''t lose! "It''s there" Poof. Ah, such an irritating sound. "GGGYYYYYAAAAHHHH! MY EYES, MY EEEYYYYEEEESSS!!" I cover my eyes and tilted back. Normally, won''t the finger stop in front of the eyes!? "Ha!Oh. It''s my win." Hearing Yuuji declare his victory, I open my teary eyes, Yuuji''s pointing in the direction where I''m looking. "Then, Yoshii-kun, are you alright?" Himeji-san hands me a handkerchief. Ah, such a sweet smell "Ah, hahahabut there''ll definitely be no problem." "You''re right. Of course this won''t count when you use such a dastardly tri" "I feel that Yoshii-kun would look cute in it!" That''s not the problem, I thought. "I, I have never been this ashamed before!" "Akihisa, you''re unexpectedly suited to wear this." Hideyoshi, who came here after being called by Yuuji, only spent a few minutes to help me change and put on makeup in the male toilet. Really impressive, but I''m not thankful in the slightest. "Then, I''ll be going back to the teahouse. Beat those thugs up." "Nn, got it." After separating from Hideyoshi, I re-enter class 2-A. What the heck, I feel that a lot of people are looking at me. "ANYWAY, THAT REALLY WAS A DIRTY CLASSROOM." "MN, THE CLASSROOM WAS LOCATED IN THE OLD BUILDING, SO IT WAS ALREADY DIRTY, THAT''S TO BE EXPECTED." Those guys are still saying such things. They''re just finding places to nitpick. For me, since I''m betting on the teahouse for my classmate''s fate, this is unforgivable. "Excuse me." I silently move away as I try to sound like an attendant. Those guys, I''ll beat them good. "What?Ah, to think that there''s this kind of girl around." "Looks rather cute." They surround me, looking like they want to lick me up. It feels gross!! "Excuse me, guests, as I have to sweep that place, can you please stand up?" "Sweep? Hurry up and settle it, ok?" Both of them stood up from their positions. "Thanks. Then we''ll" "Hm? Why are you hugging my waist? Don''t tell me you like me?" "Go to hell!" "GYYAAHH!!" The suplex was successful. This is the second time that baldy-sempai got hit on the head today. "You, you''re Akihisa from F class! To think that you have a habit of changing into drag" Cheh! He''s still alive! No choice, got to ask for backup. "This, this guy, HE TOUCHED MY BREASTS!!" "Wait a sec! I only touched it because you did a suplex on me, and you''re a guGYYAAHH!!" "To do such a perverted act in broad daylight, such a shameless guy!" Yuuji is now using the purpose of chasing away perverts as an excuse to step in. "What did you see? It''s obvious that we''re the victims!?" Taking over the baldy-sempai on the floor, the Mohawk-sempai stops Yuuji. "Shut up! Right now, that guy touched that attendant''s breasts, right!? I''M NOT BLIND!!" No, actually, I do think that you''re blind. "Attendant, I''ll leave that guy on the floor to you." "Eh? Ah, okay. I got it." Come to think of it, I''m an attendant now. Hm~. This baldy, what should I do with him? I''ll just put the bra that Hideyoshi stuffed in onto his head, and maybe put some instant glue on him. "Then, to investigate your perverted behaviour, can you come along with us?" Yuuji snaps his finger as he approaches the mohwak-sempai. He says that he''s taking them, but why does it sound so irritating? He probably intends to interrogate them in the classroom. "Cheh! Let''s go, Natsukawa!" Seeing this situation, the Mohawk-sempai decides to leave. "This, this, TAKE IT OFF! LOWLIFE! I''LL MAKE YOU REMEMBER THIS, PERVERT!!" The baldy-sempai rushes outside with the bra still stuck on his head. "STOP RIGHT THERE! Let''s chase them, Miss Aki." "Got it! But please don''t call me that!" Yuuji and I dash to the corridor to pursue after them. "Come to think of it, Yuuji, how do we settle the bill here?" "We didn''t order anyway! Leave it to Himeji and the rest!!" Since Yuuji said this, I''ll leave it as it is. "For your bill, which one will it be, Natsume Souseki or Sakamoto Yuuji?" "A Sakamoto Yuuji." "Thank you for your patronage." Is this really okay? You just lost 1000 yen. "Akihisa! Those guys just ran up to the 4th level!" Yuuji shouts in the midst of the crowded corridor. "Sorry! Please use Miss Aki! The surrounding stares are killing me!" I just have to hope that I don''t meet anyone that I know. "Got it! Akihisa Yoshiicorrection, Miss meido Aki!" "You bastard! You did that on purpose!" I continue to climb the stairs while mindful to keep my light skirt from flipping. The classrooms in the 4th level should be all third years. We''ll be kicked out if we get caught do anything, thus, we have to be careful. Yuuji rushes into a nearby classroom. The entrance of the 3-A class, which is covered by a black curtain, has a signboard ''Ghost House Maze'' on it. "Welcome. Two people?" "No, four. The people behind will pay it for us." Nice. You passed the tab to the people behind without any hesitation. "Okay, then please enjoy the terrifying world." The senior who is acting as the administrator opens the door without any hesitation. Yuuji and I hurriedly rush in to avoid the lie from being exposed. "Yuuji, it''s dark here. If we move carelessly" "Yeah. We don''t know what kind of traps those guys set up." We continue to walk on this narrow road that''s made of corrugated cardboard. As for light, there''s only a small lamp placed beside our foot. Forget about catching them, it''s even likely that we''ll get ambushed by them. "Careful, the fake maid with crossdressing habits." "Mn, mn. If we''re not careful, if we''re not careful, if we''re not careful" We notice the atmosphere around us as we continue to move forward. Damn it. Because of the skirt, I have difficulty moving around. Should I lift it up and tie it around my waist? "If we''re not careful" PAM! At this moment, something appears in front of us. That''s a demon that we''ve never seen before. Wearing male uniform, bald, medium-builtand wearing a bra on top. ""PER, PERVERT!!"" "Both of you are." So rude. I''m only wearing a maid outfit because of the situation. I hope I''m not being associated with someone who''s happy to have a bra on top of his head. "To think that they chased us all the way here, just irritating people!" Baldy-sempai runs even further in. Seems like there''s no ambush; he just so happened to meet us. "STOP RUNNING! EAT MY SURE KILL MISS AKI EXPLOSION!" "YUUJI, STOP USING THAT NAME! THE FIRST VICTIM I CAN THINK OF WHEN I HEAR THAT IS ME!" I protest violently to Yuuji who''s grabbing onto my neck randomly. This should be the 4th level. I do normally feel that if I don''t get a sprain, at least it''ll be over. "NOW! PUSH THE WALL DOWN AND LOCK THEM IN!" Mohawk-sempai''s voice came from nowhere. Damn it! If we can''t move "Cheh! Dodge it! Miss Aki!" "Looks like we can only do this!" Giving up on chasing after them, we start to run back to the entrance. "Oh my? The wall didn''t fall down." "Did you bluff us!? That mohawk guy!" We can no longer see that baldy-sempai. Looks like we can''t catch them. "Yuuji, the third battle is about to start." "What? At this time? No choice then. Though a pity, let''s retreat." With events happening one after another, we can''t focus on the summoning tournament. Such troublesome folks. "Really, we nearly forfeited our place because of them." Now that we don''t have to worry about being locked in, we walk towards the entrance. "AH! The customers who didn''t pay as they went in!" "Run, Miss Aki!'' "AH~~Really! Why does this sort of thing always happen?" Instead of walking, we might as well run back to the class. Volume 2, The Fifth Question Volume 2, The Fifth Question In order to decide what kind of activity the class should do, can all students please assist in this survey. ''How do you decide on a female attendant when you run a teahouse?'' '' Cuteness leadership ability mobility others ( )'' Also, please choose an alternative candidate for this role. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: ''" Cuteness" Candidate Himeji Mizuki and Shimada Minami.'' Teacher''s comments: ''You really can''t decide between them, right?'' Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: ''" Cuteness" CandidateHimeji Mizuki Hideyoshi Kinosheeta Shimada Minami'' Teacher''s comments: ''Sensei is somewhat wondering what''s with the blood traces on the paper.'' Sakamoto Yuuji''s answer: ''" Others (Marriage partner)" Candidate Kirishima Shouko.'' Teacher''s comments: ''Why was your paper brought here by Kirishima-san of class A?'' "So we won the third battle without a fight?" "Yup, the opponent forfeited due to food poisoning." We frantically rushed towards the arena for the third battle. After arriving at the scene, what was waiting for us is the unexpected result of the opponent forfeiting. This food poisoning, don''t tell me? I hope they weren''t customers who stepped on a landmine here in our shop. "Then, if you don''t mind, can you guys help us to rebuild our business here?" An apologetic Hideyoshi asks with a gloomy look. This isn''t Hideyoshi''s fault anyway. "You''re right. In order to gain back some of the lost customers, we must introduce something that can make a lot of impact." The classroom is still empty. Though we have stopped the source of those negative comments, we can''t stop the bad rumours that have spread around. Like Yuuji said, if we don''t coming up with something big, the customers aren''t going to come back. "Uuu, then what should we do?" Hideyoshi looks around the entire classroom. Though I have looked around the classroom at least once, I can''t think of anything special that we can do. "Yuuji, do you have an idea?" "Leave it to me. Though it''s overly simplistic to use a Chinese teahouse and this kind of thing to attract customers, it should be very effective." After that, Yuuji pulls out and aquamarine and white cheongsam that has really beautiful embroidery on it. Hideyoshi comments, "Eh. Though I feel that the skirt is a bit short, this would definitely make a large impact. If you''re going to use this for publicity" It''ll definitely have a large impact if Himeji-san and Hideyoshi are to wear it. Though we''re being lazy, it isn''t a bad tactic. "Ah. We''ll makeAkihisa wear this." The impact is too great now. "Wait! Please spare me! Wearing a cheongsam after wearing a maid costume, everyone will think that I''m a real homosexual!" For a happy school life, I certainly hope to have no more bad rumours about me. Even if I''m a normal student, I''m being even more famous for the wrong reasons. "I''m just joking. This is for Hideyoshi, Himeji and Shimada to wear." "Ah, that''s it? What a relief~" So it was a joke. Thank goodness. "Aren''t you joking when you''re asking me to wear this?" Hideyoshi sighs as he picks up the cheongsam. Hideyoshi, what nonsense are you talking about? Even if we''re joking about making Minami wear this, we''re really saying this from the bottom of our hearts when we''re asking you to wear this. "We''re back~! Ah, Aki took off the maid outfit." "Ahthat''s too bad. It was really cute." "Hazuki wants to see onii-chan wear it one more time." At this moment, the three girls came back. They continue to say such selfish words without caring about other people''s feelings. Is my reputation going to worsen because of that incident "Ah ha ha. What a pity, the world isn''t so naive to let people see others in cosplay, you know?" I reveal a wicked smile to them. Since you people have seen me in a maid outfit, let me see you people in cheongsam. "That''s the situation. Himeji and Shimada, please help in increasing our earnings." In order not to allow the prey to escape, I wave a cheongsam at them as I block their escape route. This is because at least Minami has the intention to run away. "You, you two. Why are your expressions so terrifying?" "I can feel an ominous aura" Our two prey reveal a slight terrified attitude. However, what''s regretful is that they have nowhere to go. "Go, Akihisa!" "OK! Hehehe, be obedient and wear this cheongsamIT HURTS! I''M SORRY! I GOT TOO COCKY!!" "You''re so weak" The parts that were hit, abdomen, face and thigh, all hurt. Why is Minami''s attack power stronger than me, a boy? "Why are you mentioning this out of a sudden? I remembered that you said that we don''t have to wear it." As expected, Minami reveals an unwilling expression. "This is for the publicity of the shop, and to satisfy Akihisa''s personal taste. Akihisa likes cheongsams, right?" I was suddenly pulled into Yuuji''s conversation. Though I do like them, it''s a bit embarrassing to let people know of this personal interest. It just so happened to be mentioned so coincidentally. "Ilove them!" "You really don''t know how to say a lie." Eh? Looks like I said something wrong. "Ca, can''t be helped. For the sake of the shop, I''ll just do this even if I don''t want to." "You, you''re right! It''s for business!" Himeji-san and Shimada both pick up the clothes. "Onii-chan, what about Hazuki?" "Eh? Hazuki wants to help as well?" "Help? Ah, ngh! I want to help, so give Hazuki one as well!" Such an obedient kid, nobody can tell that she''s Minami''s little sister. "Sorry, though I understand your intentions, there''s nothing that Hazuki can we" "!!(Ch ch ch ch)" "Mu, Muttsulini! Why are you sewing clothes here so quickly? And up till now, you weren''t here in the first place!" "Don''t underestimate my sense of smell." What the heck. It was a cool line, yet it doesn''t feel cool at all. "Then we''ll change into it after the third battle." Himeji-san looks at the watch to check the time. That''s right; Himeji-san and Minami have to go for their match. "No, I hope that both of you can change into it right now." "Eh?" Yuuji''s voice and the duo''s surprised cry synchronised in a harmonious manner. "It''s for publicity. From the third battle of the summoning tournament onwards, all battles will be shown to the public. It''s rare to have so many people gathering, and there''s no loss in trying to publicise ourselves." "You mean you want us to wear this, this thing to the summoning tournament" "This is really too humiliating" Both of them look troubled as they hold onto the cheongsam. In front of the media and the crowds swarming in, to run out like this is rather humiliating. However, this is to prevent Himeji-san from transferring schools, so I really hope that they''ll agree. "Please agree to this!" After saying this, I bow my head. This isn''t for Himeji-san, but for me, since I do not want Himeji-san to transfer school. Basically, this is a completely selfish request from me, thus, I would bow my head down. "Akihisayou really-- like cheongsams, huh" I don''t dare to deny this fact. "Don''t tell me, that Yoshii-kun knew about my plight" "Can''t be helped. For the class facilities, we''ll help out. Right, Mizuki?" Minami interrupts Himeji-san''s thoughts with an appropriate reply. "Ah, yes, yes! This is just a minor thing!" Himeji-san replies with a rejuvenated tone. Come to think of it, I did hear quite a nice info. If this is considered a trivial thing, then I''ll continue to request Himeji-san to do similar things in the future. If the information that Himeji-san and Minami are of class F, it''ll have the two benefits of promoting the teahouse and showcasing class F''s ability. It''s rather effective. "OK, leave it to us! Mizuki, let''s go." "Alright." The two girls walk out of the classroom with the cheongsam in hand. There should be no problem if we''re to leave it to them, right? "Finished." "Wa, this onii-chan is amazing!" Hazuki''s cheongsam was completed in godspeed fashion. There''s nothing impossible for a Muttsulini that has impure intentions. Though I already knew that, I didn''t know that he even has little students covered. This guy is really enigmatic. "Oh, then I''m changing now." "WA, WAIT A SECOND, HIDEYOSHI! YOU''RE CHANGING HERE!? YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IN THE GIRLS'' BATHROOM!!!" To an innocent teenage like me, and to a delusional Muttsulini, this scene is too inciting. "Recently, I''ve been thinking that Akihisa is viewing me as a girl." "You''re thinking too much, Hideyoshi is Hideyoshi." "Mn, just like Yuuji said. Hideyoshi''s gender is ''Hideyoshi'', neither a male nor a female." "I don''t mean that." Eh? Am I mistaken? "Hai, ay" "!!(*Dripping sounds*)" "Ha, Hazuki! You can''t change here either! Muttsulini will die due to blood loss!" Though he has lost quite a lot of blood, Muttsulini still looks like he''s extremely happy as he presses against his nose. "We''re back" "We''re back~" Oh, that must be Himeji-san and Minami. We''re saved! "Just nice. I''m sorry, I know you girls are tired, but can you please help out outside?" After both of them went for their match, we brought Hideyoshi and Hazuki, who have changed into the cheongsams, around the school. Though I felt that the initial effect wasn''t great, but slowly, the number of customers starts to increaseabout the time when Himeji-san''s match was over. Most of the seats are filled up, so it seems that we were very successful. "Good, it''s back to how it was." "Great." "The number of female customers have also increased. Looks like everyone''s talking about how good our food is." Because I was unlucky to get a bad one, I don''t know how good our food is, but from everyone''s reaction, the teahouse seem to be doing well. I have a feeling that the reason why the number of customers have increased is because of the cheongsams. "Then, can you two help out by being attendants?" "No problem." "OK." Both of them sway their cheongsams as they head off to get some menus and a pen. With this, the number of customers should increase. "Can I order something from you?" "Ah, yes. May I know what you want?" Just as I''m basking in the silhouette of those two, the customer nearby called me. In order not to be disrespectful, I immediately whipped out the menu and pen. "I want some traditional Oolong tea and some sesame balls." "Got it. So, let me repeat the order. You asked for traditional Oolong tea and sesame balls, right?" After writing the order down, I lift my head towards the customer to confirm the ordereh? Isn''t this the head of teaching staff, Takehara-sensei? He came here again. "Thank you very much. We''ll serve your food soon, so please wait." "I got something else to ask, may I?" "Go ahead." Takehara-sensei asked me as I was heading towards the kitchen. In response, I turned back. "I heard that there''s a student called Yoshii Akihisa here. May I know who he is?" "Eh? I''m Yoshii Akihisa" I''m surprised that he''s looking for me without any forewarning. What is the head of teaching staff looking for me for? "Oh, I see. You''re Yoshii-kun? (laughs)" "Head of Staff, I feel that it''s weird to laugh when you mentioned my name." "Ah, I''m really sorry. But I can''t just call Yoshii-kun, a student, ''idiot''." "Em, excuse me, may I know what do the teachers in the staff room call me?" Why is the term ''idiot'' always associated with me? "Aki, Tsuchiya called from the kitchen, saying that we ran out of tea leaves, and he''s asking you to get them." Just as the conversation was under way, Minami has already prepared herself and walked in. "K, got it. Sensei, can I leave now?" "No problem, I''m not looking for you because of any particular reason." "Is that so?" Then why are you looking for me? It''s not like the head of teaching staff has any grudges against me. "Aki, Tsuchiya said that it''s urgent." "Okay." Though I''m not exactly sure what''s going on, let''s settle the shop''s business before we talk about something else. I head towards an empty classroom, where the foodstuff is stored. I start to walk fast down the corridor of the old school building to the destination. Eh, how many packets should I take? I should have asked how many should I take. "Oi." "Hm?" Just as I was standing around pondering, a voice came from behind. The voice came from a trio of boys behind me, and they look like they''re about the same age as me. What''s bothersome is that they just walked into this classroom. "Erm, excuse me, this place is forbidden to all non-working staff, can you please leave?" "That won''t do, we''re looking for someone named Yoshii Akihisa." After that, one of the boys went to close the door up. "Eh? Why are you looking for me?" "We have no grudges against you, but please rest for now." After one of the boys said that, a punch flies over. "Oi wait! Didn''t you get the wrong person?" I ducked and dodged the punch, and at the same time, switched positions with them. Why do I feel like I''m some dodging expert because I got hit so often "Don''t leave! Stand still!" "I can''t do that even if you say that!" Though I''m at the door now and can escape easily, those guys would follow me back to the teahouse. What should I do now? At this moment, the door opens. "Ah, Akihisa, Muttsulini said that you need to get some red bean paste as well." "Oi, Yuuji. You came at the right time." Man, I''m so lucky that Yuuji came here at the most opportune time. "Hm? Who''re these guys?" Yuuji frowns as he stares at the three boys. "I''m not really sure, but they seem like they want to fight with you, Yuuji. I''ll leave it to you then." While I dragged a puzzled Yuuji inside the classroom, I used this chance to get onto the corridor. "Oi, Akihisa, thisOh, I see, so this is what it''s all about." "How are we going to take this guy down?" "It''s too troublesome, let''s all take him down together." I left these words behind me as I close the door and wait for a minute. After that "You, you better remember this!" "I won''t forget your face!" "Watch out when you walk outside tonight!'' They have completely epitomised the meaning of the word ''losers''. As expected of Yuuji, he''s strong "Yuuji, do you know what they came here for?" "Seems like they came here to disrupt Class F''s business." "Hahaha, nobody would be so stupid as to use this as a reason to cause trouble." "Who knows? Anyway, let''s head back, Muttsulini''s waiting for us." "Got it." Yuuji and I again enter the classroom, and after getting the bags of tea leaves and red bean paste, we carry them back to the classroom. After a lot of things happened, two hours later "Akihisa, it''s almost time for the fourth battle." "Eh? Did the time pass by so fast?" I checked the clock for the time. It''s past 2pm now; to think that time passed by so fast just because I''ve been working so long inside the teahouse. "Eh? Aki, you guys are going for your match as well?" "Really. Actually, it''s almost time for our match as well~" Himeji-san and Minami put the trays aside. "Onii-chan, where are you going? Are you going to leave Hazuki behind?" A corner of my pants is being pulled on. Even when she''s begging me like this, I can''t "Kiddo, baka onii-chan has an important thing to do. You have to stay here and wait." Yuuji messes up Hazuki''s hair with his hand. This guy sure knows how to deal with kids. Seems like we can easily convince her. "Uuu~but" Hazuki puffs up her cheeks unhappily. "However, if you behave yourself like a good kid" In order to cheer her up, Yuuji gives a little smile. "Baka onii-chan will teach you how an adult goes for a date, okay?" And this guy just pitched a superbomb. "Hazuki will go and help out!" "No, that''s not it, Hazuki! I don''t have the finances that you expect! ACK, are you listening?" Hazuki has already disappeared from the scene; she has rushed back into the kitchen. This is troublesomehow much must I pay for an adult-style date? Looking at her, it doesn''t seem like bringing her to a park to play on the swing is going to satisfy her. "Aki, can you come to the back of the school compound?" The sister''s terrifying voice rings, and my shoulder got grabbed by this fierce presence, as if my shoulder''s about to get dislocated. "Minami, please wait." At this moment, Himeji-san enters the scene. She''s truly a gentle person. "Looks like our opponents will be Yoshii-kun''s group. There shouldn''t be any reservations if we execute them with our summon beasts, right?" To think that Himeji-san would proclaim this death sentence just when I was thinking thisIt''s hard to tell what she''s thinking nowadays. "Wait a minute! I''ll get hurt if my summon beast gets hurt!! If I were to get hit by Himeji-san''s summon beast, I''ll get hit very badly, you know" "Humph, I''m fine with that." "YUUJI! STOP DECIDING WHEN MY TIME WILL END, WILL YOU!!!" I''M NOT AGREEABLE TO THIS AT ALL!! "Hmm, that''s for the best. Let''s head to the arena. I''ll be looking forward to what kind of scream Aki will make." "Sure. Since you said this, let me see how long you can make Akihisa scream in anguish." Seems like I''m alone on this one. "And now, the fourth match will now begin. All contestants please come forward." Being called by the refereeing teacher, the four of us walk towards the stage. The temporary spectator stand, which is made for the visitors, seemed to be completely packed. Under these conditions, our fourth battle will begin soon. "I see, the promotional effect here would be a lot greater." "Yup, and also, all the people participating are from class F. This is really a chance for us to promote ourselves without any real objections." After looking around at the crowd, I turn to nod at Yuuji. Now, we''re one step closer to our goal. "Then, girls, we''ll leave it to you. Help us promote this!" I said to the girls who are now the focus of all the men inside the arena. "Ermthis is too embarrassing" Himeji-san presses down on her skirt as she looks down. Looks like she''s blushing so much that her ears are all red now. She must really feel embarrassed now. "A, Aki should wear some girl costume as well! This, this is too unfair!!!" Minami is flushed red as well. Though the skirt is a lot shorter than the uniform she normally wears, I honestly have no idea why she''s so embarrassed. Besides, it''s not like it''s lingerie or swimwear. "Class F''s rating will drop if I''m to wear a girl''s clothes. Wouldn''t it be troublesome if Himeji-san''s father is to see it?" "Eh? Otou-san did mention that he''s coming over to see my match if I get into the finals but how come Yoshii-kun knows about it?" Himeji-san reveals a look of disbelief. Not good! This means that I shouldn''t know about Himeji-san transferring schools! "Erm, you see! I feel that if Himeji-san performs well, her parents will come over to watch!" "Mn. Akihisa doesn''t want to embarrass himself in front of his future father-in-law." "No! Yoshii-kun looks extremely cute when he''s wearing a girl''s clothes, so it''s alright!" Ah, so you can make a Boke and Tsukkomi routine out of it. "Can the four of you prepare yourselves?" The teacher holds the microphone and reveals a bitter smile. "Ah, yes. Then" I take in a deep breath and summon my summoned beast. """"SUMMON!!!"""" The four of us loudly summoned our summoned beasts, as the magic arrays appear beside our feet. This alone is able to bring small cheers from the crowd. For those people who''re only seeing this kind of match for the first time, this scene alone is rather intriguing to them. After that, the all-important summoned beasts appear. The mini-version bodies of us appear, looking as cute as ever. On a side note, the marks that would always appear aren''t displayed yet. This is because they wanted to display the marks on a special gigantic screen. Maybe some time is needed to process the data. "Then, the fourth battle" Just as the referee, Mukai-sensei is about to announce the start of the battle "Wait a second." He''s interrupted by Yuuji. "Hm? Is there something wrong?" Now that the momentum is somewhat weakened, the teacher reveals an unhappy look. But Yuuji doesn''t mind this at all. "Excuse me, can I have the mic please?" After saying that, without waiting for the teacher to respond, Yuuji snatched the microphone. "Hello to all the visitors to this Cool Summer Festival." Yuuji waves his hand after saying that. Oh yeah, he intended to do some promotion right from the start. (Himeji-san, Minami, stand over here. Yuuji''s about to do some promotion.) (Eh? Ah, okay.) I whisper over to the two girls to call them over, and we then proceed to stand in a line. "All four of us are working at the traditional teahouse of Class 2-F. Such cute girls are working hard over there, so if you can, please visit our shop." Yuuji bows politely to the crowd, and we followed him. """"Thank you very much!!!"""" We even let our summoned beasts lower their heads along with us. This would probably let the crowd have a deep impression on class 2-F. "Sensei, I''ll return the mic back to you." Yuuji slightly nods his head before return the mic back to the teacher. He really thought of everything. I didn''t even think of doing this to promote our teahouse. "So that''s all. All visitors, if you have the time, please visit the class of our competitors here, Class 2-F." The teacher smiles bitterly as he helped us with the promotion. Seems like he''s just treating this as a promotion for the other activities in the festival. This is good. "And now, that''s the end of our commercial break, the summoning tournament will now continue. To the 4 representatives of Class F, please put in a good performance." After saying this, Mukai-sensei backs away from us. "Aki, Sakamoto, it''s good that you managed to make it all the way here, but do you think you can beat us?" Minami reveals a confident smile to us. The third-years, which would have been strong opponents, aren''t taking part in this due to them preparing for the graduation exams, so these two girls are already considered talented substitutes, and thus it''s expected that they''ll be so confident. "Shimada, you''re too naive. Though you''re winning substitutes, on the other hand, we can predict that you''ll win all the way here. Thus if there is a need for tactics, no matter how many tactics are required, we''ll bring them to you!" Yuuji confidently replies as he points to the large screen. That''s right, we have a strategy to beat them. forget about Himeji-san, who''s good in all the subjects, Minami isn''t all powerful! F class, Himeji Mizuki, Ancient Literature 399 points & F class, Shimada Minami, Ancient Literature 6 points. "AN, ANCIENT LITERATURE! ISN''T THE FOURTH BATTLE SUPPOSED TO BE MATHEMATICS!?" Minami gives an embarrassing cry. To her, who just came back from Germany, Ancient Literature is like an alien subject to her. "The matchup schedule that you got" Yuuji smirks evilly as he says, "Was done up by me." "YOU, YOU TRICKED US!!" That''s right, the matchup schedule that Minami and Himeji-san got was made by Yuuji. Though the competitors are all real, the subjects in the matchups were slightly altered. This is a trap that Yuuji set when he told the principal what subjects are to be set. "GWAAHAHAHAHA!! THIS WOULD BASICALLY BE A 2V1 MATCHUP! WE GOT THE WIN IN THE BAG, AKIHISA!" "You''re right, Yuuji! That 6 point summoned beast of Minami won''t even make a difference!" "Kuyou despicable people!" The screen ignores Minami''s vengeful cry as it displays our marks. F class, Sakamoto Yuuji, Ancient Literature 211 points & F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Ancient Literature 9 points "Akihisa." "To be honest, I''m really sorry about this." "" "" The atmosphere at the arena is completely awkward. There''s nothing more embarrassing than this. "Yosh, Yuuji! Let''s take them down one on one like the last time! I''ll take care of Minami, you take care of Himeji-san!" "Oi, my burden is too great!" Even so, if I''m to go up against Himeji-san, one hit would be enough to send me flying. Besides, the difference in our ability is more than 40 times. "I got it! Use your most favourable matchup to make up for your deficiency then!" "What stupid thing are you spouting again?" Though we''re shouting, Yuuji''s scores are really rather high. Though it''s still a lot less than Himeji-san''s, he''s strong enough to match class A. "Well, can''t be helped. If so, I''ll do as you say and use a strategyShimada, Himeji." "Yes?" "What now?" "I said before that Akihisa wanted the tickets to ''Kisaragi Highlands''." What''s this guy planning now? Let''s hope this one doesn''t affect me negatively. "What''s with that?" "I said that Akihisa would be going along with methat''s a lie." So what was he pretending about? I ain''t a homosexual in the first place. ""EHHH??"" But why are those two looking like they''re really surprised? "Then, who are you going with" "Isn''t it obvious?" Yuuji reveals a daring smile. Is he going to say the truth that the principal told us? If so, then the principal would just forget about the deal, no? "Akihisa wants to invite Shimada''s" "Eh? Akihisa wants to take the happiness ride with" "Little sister." "I''LL KILL YOU!!!" Such, such terrifying killing intent! I didn''t even say anything at all, so why do I feel that my life''s in danger? "Wait, wait a sec, Minami! I''ve never thought about doing anything to Hazuki!" "I''ve already felt that your relationship is so goodI didn''t expect it to be like this." This glare of hers sends a chill down my spine. That gentle sister that would protect her sister when her sister''s in danger is a cruel killing machine to me. "We really need to punish Yoshii-kun a bit, right?" "Hi, Himeji-san?" For some reason, behind a smiling Himeji-san, there''s a figure of Asura behind her. Behind the smile, there seems to be a devil''s face. "Mizuki! you smash up Aki''s summoned beast. I''ll smash up his main body." "Got it" "I don''t get it at all! I don''t understand what both of you are saying at all!" Both of them are locked onto me. At this rate, I might end up dead due to the adverse effects of my summoned beast and physical damage! "I''m going up!" Himeji-san''s summoned beast immediately closes the distance. As, as expected of the 2nd best student in our year! Though it''s not blindingly fast, it''s still a lot faster than the opponents we faced up till now! "Wa, WAH!" I barely managed to dodge it; my 9-point summoned beast is a lot slower in reaction. "Aki, you just take this punch from me." "Minami! That''s a foul!" Minami directly attacks me. I can''t operate my summoned beast and defend myself at the same time! "That''s not a foul." Mukai-sensei''s cold answer reaches my ears. Is this really alright? Can an educator really allow this kind of thing to happen? I can''t help but turn to look to Yuuji for help. At this moment, his eyes are telling me "I know this is difficult, but you have to hold Himeji-san''s summoned beast down. Leave the rest to me." So that''s how it is. Yuuji wants to use the chance caused while I''m holding back Himeji-san to launch a surprise attack. Then I''ll endure Himeji-san''s attack and hold her back! "WOOOOOOO!!" Himeji-san wants to pull back the huge sword that I managed to barely dodge. Seizing this chance, I let my summoned beast leap towards the sword that''s being retracted. Clang! "Kuuu!" The pain bounces back onto my body. As expected of Himeji-san, even when she''s pulling back the sword, the power is terrifying. The tremendous pressure from the blade carries over onto my body. But if I can endure this, Yuuji will send in the fatal blow! "YUUJI!" I grit my teeth as I give the signal to him. Like this, if I''m to dodge Yuuji''s punch, I''ll "You idiot. Your moves will weaken if you think that much!" Yuuji''s summoned beast closes in, and he''s aiming this full-powered punchbetween Himeji-san and my summoned beast? "YOU, YOU BASTARD! YUUJI! YOU INTENDED THIS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!" "HIMEJI, DIE TOGETHER WITH AKIHISA!" Yuuji''s over-200-points summoned beast attacks without caring about whether we''re friends or foe. The power now can probably compete with that of a gravel truck. "EH? KYAAAHHH!!" Because she''s unable to defend herself completely, Himeji-san''s summoned beast gets blown away easily. If so, even if it''s Himeji-san, she can''t continue on anymore. Then "Heavy Gravel Punch!" The gravel truck like punch flies towards me as well. This pain that''ll be like a, a car accident will "MIZUKI!" Minami''s attention turns towards Himeji-san''s summoned beast, which was sent flying. "Seems like you still have time to look at others, Shimada." As the match is still going on, Yuuji would never let this chance escape. "Damn" "And the victory would be decided with this." DONG! With a loud sound, Minami''s summoned beast gets slammed hard by Yuuji''s punch. Himeji-san''s summoned beast was unable to take such a powerful hit, so the result here is obvious. "Aherm" Mukai-sensei reveals a troubled expression, wondering how to describe this situation. "Using trickery to destroy his friend alongside his opponents, Sakamoto Yuuji gets the victory!" I''m on the same team as him, so my name should be announced as well. But while thinking that sensei''s right this time, I lost my consciousness due to the pain. "Despicable guy." "You two are really too much" "Ah, it''s not that. Besides, we''re fighting for the victory." I look away, avoiding Minami''s probing stare and Himeji-san''s sad look. But come to think of it, it''s weird to be the one being lectured when I''m the biggest victim here. Besides, my body is aching like crazy. "No need to rattle on, girls, we''ll get the victory for you." The one who started it all doesn''t seem to look guilty at all. How shameless can Yuuji be? (Anyway, you girls can now focus on the teahouse, right? We''ll think of something regarding the summoning tournament.) It''ll be bad if Himeji-san hears it. Thus, I had to whisper to Minami. (Even though Aki''s group won, I suppose it might give a better impression to Mizuki''s father.) Like me, Minami whispers back. Since the objective is to show Himeji-san''s father that class F has some capability as well, it''s much better for us, who are unrelated in this, to win than for Himeji-san to win the tournament on her own. (Also, don''t tell me you did something to Hazuki?) Even though I furiously explained this after the match, Minami is still a bit suspicious. They really don''t trust me, huh (Don''t worry, I''m not really interested in A-cup sized girls.) (Ah, hahaha. I''m relieved.) On hearing this, Minami lets out a little laugh, and turns to look behind. (Girls aren''t all about breasts. Aki, you idiot) Minami doesn''t rebut back, but mutters some inaudible words. Though I was only joking, I''m a bit embarrassed that I didn''t get a response after saying such a sexually suggestive thing. If this keeps up, I might end up being treated as a guy who only judges women based on their breasts. "Guys, please win" Himeji-san leans over and looks up at me. This, this tactic is really effective "Of course. We''ll definitely get the win. I''ll do it properly till the end for you to see!" How can we let such a cute girl like Himeji-san transfer school? "Fine fine, then I''ll wake up earlier tomorrow. Oh, isn''t the business doing well?" "Mn, it sure looks good." "Great. Looks like our promotion worked." "If it didn''t, it would be meaningless for us to go about so shamelessly." Many customers have come into our F classroom. Looks like our efforts in that huge fight didn''t go to waste. "AhBaka onii-chan! There are many customers here now!" Hazuki recognized us and immediately comes running out from the shop. "Yup. Thanks you for the help, Hazuki." "Uunya~" Being patted by me on the head, Hazuki closes her eyes comfortably. She''s really as cute as a cat. "Oh, it''s those girls!" "They look even cuter up close!" "The little girl and the female attendant in the classroom are both cute as well. That''s really high quality!" The praises continue to be heard outside the classroom. Seems like the cheongsams can really seduce men. "Ah, Akihisa, you guys are back. Who won?" Hideyoshi walks over while carrying a tray with one hand. Not good, his attractiveness is too strong! "It''s Yuuji, right?" "Yup. Sakamoto won it by himself." "You''re right." "Akihisa''s on the same team, yet he lost?" In a certain sense, I even felt that I was the only one that lost. Besides, as long as we win, Minami and Himeji-san''s goal would be achieved. "Forget about that. The customers would be very disappointed if our rare girls are to stay here. Right now, please focus and help out in the teahouse." Most of the customers are looking over here. As the beautiful 4 girls are all gathered here, it''s not so weird for this kind of thing to happen. "You''re right, let''s go and help out in the teahouse." Though she doesn''t have any sleeves, Himeji-san does the action of rolling up the sleeves, in order to motivate herself. "You''re right. Though I''m a bit mindful about how other people are looking at us, let''s do this for the business!" "Yes, Hazuki will do her best!" "I''m a guy here, you know" "Hideyoshi, you must never reveal your gender, you know." It''s for the dreams of the customers, and for our earnings. It''ll be troublesome if Hideyoshi isn''t a complete girl. On a side note, I''m rather happy about this, but let this be a secret. "Haaah, can''t be helpedah, welcome to our European culture Chinese teahouse!" The instant the new customer walks into the shop, Hideyoshi switches to another voice. Though one wouldn''t really care about it, the acting DNA actually overrides his own intentions. This is really great. "Then, let''s not stand around and do nothing. Let''s go help." "Mn, you''re right." In order to help out in the teahouse, Yuuji and I proceed to wear our aprons. "Then, we''ll be heading off for the semi-finals." "Yes. Do your best." "Aki, I won''t forgive you if you lose!" "I got it." After helping out in the teahouse for an hour, it''s time for the semifinals. As the finals are to be held tomorrow, this would be the last match today. "Akihisa, we definitely must not lose this match." There''s a sense of seriousness in Yuuji''s eyes that I have not seen before. This is expected, because the next opponent is "Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san''s sister are the opponents now. This is rather troublesome" Yes. The opponent this time is the number one super group in the second yearKirishima Shouko-san, who''s head of our year, and Hideyoshi''s sister, Kinosheeta Yuuko-san. Unlike Minami, these two don''t have a weak subject, and aren''t as naive as Himeji-san. The only thing that can be expected is that this would be a difficult match. "Don''t worry. Anyway, it seems like Yuuji has a plan." "Sort of. I''m not so stupid as to fight with that monster head on. I will fight a beautiful battle." "It''s worrying if it''s just Aki saying this, but if Sakamoto says so as well, then it shouldn''t be a problem. Come back with a win!" "Onii-chan, do your best!" "Got it." Hearing the voices from the classroom behind us, Yuuji and I head off to the arena. "Ah, Yuuji, what battle plan do you have?" I ask Yuuji, who''s walking beside me. Actually, I don''t know what kind of plan Yuuji has, and I don''t know what I should do to act along. "It''s not just us this time, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini will be helping as well. You just need to act along." "Hideyoshi and Muttsulini?" Come to think of it, they weren''t in the classroom just now. I wonder where those two went. "The target is Hideyoshi''s sister, Kinosheeta Yuuko. I want to make use of her and reverse the situation." "Hideyoshi''s sister? Even if you didn''t involve her, I feel that Yuuji alone should be able to handle Kirishima-san without any problems~" "Oi, shut up!" Yuuji unhappily cuts the conversation off. He would make fun of others, yet he won''t allow others to talk about him. However, how does Yuuji really view Kirishima-san? Maybe I might feel touched, but Yuuji isn''t the direct type, so he won''t tell Kirishima-san. Really, I should find a chance to push him a bit. It''s really tiring to have such an inflexible bad friend. "Akihisa, I really don''t like that expression in your eyes." "Hm? What do you mean?" Yuuji''s glaring angrily at me. This is truly unexpected, I''m supposedly showing compassionate eyes of a someone worrying for a little kid. "Anyway, tighten up. If we lose this, your beloved Himeji-san will be gone, and my future will be gone as well. GET READY TO BET ON YOUR LIFE!" We''re about to arrive at the deciding stage of victory. No matter whether I want to or not, I have to up my game. "Got it! Though I''ll prefer it if you can get rid of the ''beloved''. We definitely cannot lose!" Arriving in front of the arena, both of us are full of battle intent. I have never thought of losing right from the beginning, we have to win no matter what methods we use! "Alright, let''s go!" "Oh!" After punching each other on the fist, both of us head towards the arena, where our opponents await. "We''ve kept you waiting, everyone! The semi-finals will now begin!" As we arrive, the refereeing teacher''s voice can be heard from the audio speakers. Seems like we were almost late. "Will the participants please enter the arena!" This is basically just like an arena fight, I thought as I arrive in front of the spectators. At this moment, our opponents, Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san walk over from the other side. "Yuuji, don''t stop me." "Forgive me, I still have a lot of things to do." If you really hate to go to Kisaragi Highlands, then why don''t you just refuse her? Yuuji is really dishonest. "Yuuji, do you really hate to go out with me?" Ugh! This, this is the sure-kill of showing such pitiful eyes! For a cold girl like Kirishima-san to use this tactic, the power is truly infinite! Whoever who says such cruel words at this point would be inhumane! "Mn, I hate it." He isn''t human alright. "Of course, it seems that we both need to live together to understand each other." Ugh, Kirishima-san''s not accepting defeat as well. She doesn''t care that she got rejected to this extent. In terms of personality, I suppose these two are compatible with each other. "HA! What a pity! Say that when you beat us!" "I got it. I''ll do it." After both of them argued for a while, the semifinals will now get under way. "Yuuji, what about the plan?" "Leave it to me, this plan can be said to be completely flawlessit''s up to you, Hideyoshi!" For some reason, Yuuji called Kinosheeta-san, who''s right in front of us, Hideyoshi. What is he saying? Though she looks like Hideyoshi, she''s Hideyoshi''s sister who''s studying in class AI see! Yuuji made use of the fact that Hideyoshi looks exactly like Kinosheeta-san, and switched both of them before the battle! Way to go, Yuuji! "Hohoho." At this moment, Kinosheeta-san places a hand near her mouth and laughs. What now? If it''s Hideyoshi, hurry up and respond! "Hideyoshi, there''s no need to continue acting as Kinosheeta-san. Hurry up and come back to us" "Hideyoshi? Isn''t your Hideyoshi the garbage over there?" Kinosheeta-san points at a corner beside the stage. That''s "Hi, Hideyoshi? How did you become like this?" Hideyoshi was not only beaten pretty badly, his hands and feet are both tied up. "HOW, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!!!" Yuuji widen his eyes and roars, his plan has failed. "I''ve already seen through what Yuuji is thinking." Kirishima-san smiles at Yuuji. Though Yuuji tried to use the fact that he and Kirishima-san were childhood friends, this has turned into our disadvantage! "However, it''s just that someone leaked the information." Kinosheeta-san said something strangesomeone leaked it out? If someone didn''t notice us all this time, it''s impossible to leak this information to the opponent when even I don''t know about it. "Kusorry Yuuji, I failed" Hideyoshi gets up from the floor, biting his lips as he reveal a sorry expression. However, even more than this, seeing Hideyoshi wearing a cheongsam and being tied up is really hurting my eyes. This scene made me think of something that I shouldn''t be thinking of. "!(Kacha kacha kacha)" "Muttsulini! When did you get there!?" Muttsulini, who''s snapping furiously on the camera, suddenly appears beside us. "Stop taking photos and untie Hideyoshi (Sell me those photos when you''re done taking them)!" "Akihisa, you revealed your true intentions in those words." Argh! My direct side came out. "Got it." After slightly nodding his head, Muttsulini quickly heads off to Hideyoshi to untie him. If possible, I hope that he doesn''t forget about the photos. "I''ll be very happy if you can admit defeat. I don''t like to bully the weak after all." "Ku!" On hearing Kinosheeta-san''s advice to surrender, Yuuji frowns. Yuuji''s strategy failed. Thus, we can only use a direct method. If the situation continues like this, we''ll lose, without question. In this critical moment, it''s time for me to shine. (Yuuji. I have an idea. Just repeat what I say.) (Idea? What do you) (There''s no time to hesitate. Anyway, I''ll leave it to you.) (Um, Oh.) In order for our opponents to not see through this, I moved behind Yuuji as if nothing has happened. And then, for added insurance, I called Hideyoshi over. (Then let''s start. Follow what I say, and try to be as natural as possible, okay?) (Got it. I''ll leave it to you this time.) Yuuji nods his head. Okay, let the battle begin! Listen to me, Shouko. "Listen to me, Shouko." Yuuji followed what I said. Good, very good. I''m grateful that you have this intention. However, I have my own plan. "I''m grateful that you have this intention. However, I have my own plan." "Yuuji''s plan?" I want to use my own ability to get the tickets, so that I can gain happiness with you. "I want to use my own ability to get the tickets, so that I can gain happiness with youWHAT? HOLD ON A MINUTE!" Yuuji panics as he tries to look back at me. However, I''m not going to let him do that. I forcefully hold onto Yuuji''s head from behind. "Yuuji." Kirishima-san stares at Yuuji in ecstasy. My plan worked like a charm. So please back away. And if I win, we''ll get married. "WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT! YOU IDIOT OF AN OLD MAN!" Yuuji tries his best to struggle. Too bad, I''ve already expected your reaction. "Go to hell!" "Ku?" I press onto Yuuji''s carotid pulse. With this, Yuuji will obediently listen. "Yuuji." Kirishima-san can''t wait to listen any more. Leave it to me. I''ll fulfill your expectations! I''ll leave it to you, Hideyoshi! Got it. It''s time for Hideyoshi, who''s beside us, to take action. We''ll use Hideyoshi''s ability to imitate any voice to deal the death blow! "So please step aside. And if I win, we''ll get married. I love you, Shouko." The final words are said, and it''s hard to tell whether Yuuji himself said it or not. Come to think of it, Hideyoshi added some words that I didn''t ask him tomaybe Hideyoshi just loves to do this kind of imitation? "Yuuji, I love you too" "Wai, wait a secI never said loveGUAAH!" In order to let this dishonest Yuuji be unable to refute it, I forcefully choke his neck. "WAHAHAHAHAHA! WITH THIS, THE STRONGEST OPPONENT IS SEALED! YOU''RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT, KINOSHEETA YUUKO-SAN!" "YOU, YOU DESPICABLE GUY!" Kirishima-san holds Yuuji''s corpse tightly and buries her face in his chest. Yuuji''s limbs lifelessly lay down there. Maybe that''s just my imagination. "However, even if it''s me alone, I can''t possibly lose to Yoshii! I''m goingSUMMON!" "Hoho. Is that so? You better hate the fact that this battle is on health education!" I give a signal to Muttsulini. This is the plan that Yuuji originally intended! "Let''s go, salmon!" "summon." The summoned beast appears on being called. Over there is one that even Kinosheeta-san from class A can''t beat "Eh? Isn''t that Tsuchiya''s" Muttsulini''s summoned beast. This is the secret technique ''substitute summon'' (a foul that isn''t caught by the referee is a high-level technique!) "hasten." "Such, such a despicableKYAAHH!!" With the handcuffs, the victor was decided with the first hit. As long as the subject is health education, nobody can beat Muttsulini! A class, Kinosheeta Yuuko, Health Education 321 points & A class, Kirishima Shouko, Health Education Unknown. F class, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education 511 points & F class, Sakamoto Yuuji, Health Education Unknown. "ALRIGHT! IT''S YUUJI AND MY WIN!" I announce this before the referee can announce this. "Regarding the match just now" Ah, it seems like the win is still undecided. Can''t be helped. "Kirishima-san, can you consider this our win?" "That''s." "Shouko, I love you (Hideyoshi speaking)." "We lose." Kirirshima-san conceded defeat. With this, both parties have agreed that it''s a legal win for us. "I got it. The winners are Sakamoto and Yoshii!" Getting the win, I raise my hands triumphantly to the crowd. However, the crowd''s staring coldly at me. This is to be expected. The crowd came here to see a win decided by a summon battle, but in this match, they almost didn''t get to see a summoned beast at all. "Then we''ll be off!" I bow down and run off, intending to reach the classroom before the angry shouts reach my ears. "Akihisa, your mind thinks quite fast." Hideyoshi, who''s walking beside me, tidies up his messed up cheongsam as he said. Ugh, I feel that a lot more customers would be attracted if he just leaves it as it is. "Mission accomplished." "Thanks, it''s all because of the great help of Hideyoshi and Muttsulini." With this, there''re only the finals left. Our goal will be achieved, and Himeji-san won''t have to transfer schools. "Oh ya, should we leave Yuuji over there?" "Eh? There''s no problem, right?" "Oh, okay. If Akihisa says so, I guess it''s alright." "Ah haha. Yuuji has to be more honest" "Because Kirishima-san drugged him and wants to take him away. I was a bit worried." "KI, KIRISHIMA-SAN! YUUJI STILL HAS TO TAKE PART IN THE FINALS! PLEASE DON''T DRUG HIM!!!" Once we got back, we saw Yuuji''s lifeless eyes, and he was dressed in cocktail attire. Volume 2, The Sixth Question Volume 2, The Sixth Question Please fill in the correct answer in the blank: "In the Haber-Bosch Process, the ingredients used to make Ammonia are Ammonium Chloride and ( )." Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Calcium Hydroxide. Teacher''s comment: That''s correct. Creating Ammonia is a very important process for industries. Please remember this. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: Ammonium salt absorption agent. Teacher''s comment: Please don''t create such a method so conveniently. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: Ammonia. Teacher''s comment: That answer is illegal. "Akihisa, I''m going to kill you today!" "Ah, Yuuji, you''re irritating~. Your eyes are terrifying, you know?" After beating the drug out of Yuuji''s stomach and splashing a bucket of cold water on him, Yuuji finally regains consciousness. his body sure is strong. "And isn''t it Yuuji''s fault for his plan to be seen through? The opponent was that Kirishima-san, you should have at least considered that, you know?" "Ugh, now that you mentioned it, I really have nothing to say" Seems like Yuuji can''t keep his cool when it comes to Kirishima-san. In other words, Yuuji is actually quite mindful of her, no? "Oh ya, are Himeji and Shimada in the classrom?" "Eh, I''m not so certain, but they should be there, right?" At this moment, Himeji-san, Minami and Hazuki should be helping out as waitresses in the teahouse now. Hideyoshi and Muttsulini were with us just now, and they should be going back to work. "I suppose the enemy''s about to do something to interfere with our business" Yuuji makes this conclusion that''s full of danger. What does he mean by ''doing something''? And to interfere with our business? "Yuuji." Once we arrive back at the classrom, Muttsulini, who''s waiting at the classroom, comes running over. "Oh, it''s Muttsulini. What''s up?" "Our waitresses got taken away." "Ehhhh? Himeji-san and ther rest got taken away?" Why does something like this happen one after another? What''s going on? "Seems like they considered that they have no chance of winning if they come after Akihisa and me directly. This is an expected move that they''ll move." I hear Yuuji''s muttering. Does ''coming after us directly'' means fighting with us? If so, forget about me, there aren''t many people I know that can beat Yuuji in a fight. Though that guy is always slacking and doesn''t work hard, he would train himself. "Forget about that. Are Himeji-san and the rest alright? Where are they taken to? Who were they taken by?" "Calm down, Akihisa. The situation''s still under control." "Eh? Really?" "I expected them to directly do something to them, or maybe they might do something to interfere with our teahouse by finding flaws with it." Seems like taking away the waitress is the enemy''s plan to interfere with our business. Our business will be definitely affected once we get hit by something like this. "Your prediction''s really dangerous." Yuuji seemed to have predicted what will happen to Himeji-san and the rest. This is completely different from just a simple interference, it can''t be considered as a joke. If one''s not careful, this might even end up as a criminal case. "There''re too many suspicious points." Come to think of it, Yuuji would reveal a pondering look more often nowadays. He does seem a bit weird ever since then. "I know where they are." At this moment, Muttsulini pulls out some kind of machine. "What''s this? Looks like an audio recorder." "It''s a tracking device." "OK. Then I''m not going to ask you why you have that." I don''t want to see my classmate as a criminal. "Then, now that we know where they are, this makes things a lot easier. Let''s save the princesses easily, okay? Your Highness?" "I really don''t like that dirty teasing glance of yours, but I have to thank Yuuji first. If something''s to happen to Himeji-san and the rest, the situation will end up being a lot bigger than the summoning tournament." "That''s probably the enemy''s motive." "Eh?" "Anyway, we''ll say more after we saved them. Muttsulini, please save Himeji-san and the rest." "Got it." "Yuuji, what are we going to do?" "A prince''s job is often defined, right?" Those childish eyes gaze at me. "What do you mean by a prince''s job?" "We''re going to beat up the thugs that kidnapped the princesses." "Then what are we going to do next? Sakamoto and--Yoshii, right? Are we going to use these people here to threaten them?" "Wait a second, I''m not sure about that Yoshii--but laying hands on that Sakamoto won''t do us any good. Though he''s pretty quiet now, Sakamoto''s name was infamous during middle school." "Sakamoto, as in that Sakamoto?" "Mn. If possible, I don''t want to go against him" "I understand your feelings, but we can''t just go on like this, right? WE were requested to force those two to be unable to do anything after all." The noise of this chatter comes from the receiver that Muttsulini''s holding onto. Requested? In other words, there''s a mastermind behind all these? (Yuuji, these guys are--) (Mn, the person behind all these hired those thugs.) Muttsulini brings us to a KTV that''s about 5 minutes away from Fumitzuki Gakuen. Himeji-san and the rest may be locked up in a room. "O, onee-chan" "YOU PEOPLE! IT''S ABOUT TIME THAT YOU LET GO OF HAZUKI NOW!!" Minami''s angry cries reach our ears. Maybe because Hazuki got taken, Minami was forced to come along. "Because! The way she cried out ''Onee-chan'' is so cute!" "WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" There should be a total of 7 people letting out this demonic laugh, right? Alright, I''ll shut those trashy mouths of yours right now! (Wait, Akihisa, don''t just act on your own. I understand your feelings, but we have to put saving the girls as our priority. We have to wait here until Muttsulini finishes his job.) (I got it.) Like what Yuuji said, we can only wait here. Muttsulini will think of some way to save them, and after that, it''ll be time for us to take the stage. "I''ll clear the ashtray for you." "Eh? Then what about these big sisters? Can we take them?" "Then I want the big-breasted one over there." "Ah! You''re cheating! I''ll take her when you''re done!" These despicable laughters echo throughout the room. "UghMm! Please let Hazuki, let us go!" "Hm~What should we do now?" "Then lets see if these onee-chans will work hard or not?" "KYA! Don, don''t touch me!" "Oi, hold on! Stop that!" "Ah--really, you women are really fussy." "KYA!" Something was pushed away. And that sound can be heard together with Minami''s wail. Several seconds later, the clanking sounds echo out loud; it sounds like something flipping a table and falling on the floor. And then, something within me jumps out. (Oi! Akihisa!) Yuuji''s cry to stop me seems like a far cry. "Excuse me!" Anyway, I open the door and head into the designated room. "Yo, Yoshii-kun?" "Aki" The people inside the room are Himeji-san, who''s all curled up, and Minami, who''s fallen and sitting on the floor. The situation inside is about as what I expected. "Eh? Who are you?" The guy sitting near the entrance asks me. Alright, then I''ll take him down first. "Well, I''m sorry" I gently grab his wrist. "--AND GO AND ROT IN HELL!!" Then, I proceed to kick him in the groin. "EWAHHH!!" An irritating feeling can be felt on my foot. With this hit, the other person ended up unconscious and with blank eyes. "YOU, YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO YASUO!!" At the same time, I feel the heavy impact and heard the blunt sound, and this is because I got punched in the face by some guy beside me. I can taste blood in my mouth, did my mouth breakbut so what!? "YAAHHHH!" "GWWAAHHH!!" I responded with a kick to that guy''s face, and that guy falls over with blood flowing out of his nose. "YOU GUYS DARE DO THIS TO MINAMI!!? I''LL KILL YOU ALL!!" Who''s the one who did that? Is it the one beside Minami? Orah, heck if I care. If I don''t know, I''ll just beat them all up! "That guy is the one called Yoshii!" "Why is he here?" "Anyway, it''s good that he came up here himself. FINISH HIM OFF!" Four guys flip the tables and surround me. Though I''m dazed after being punched in the face, I responded with a punch to that guy''s face. "Don''t get too cocky! You''re alone!" "Don''t belittle us!" "" Forget about it when they''re coming from the front, there''s a whole lot of them. Pain continues to flow through me as I get hit from behind and on the side. "I must, I must beat you guys down" Even so, I don''t have the right to run away. I rub away the blood on my mouth and glare fiercely at the enemies. Since I can''t hide, I''ll just endure the pain and beat them all up! Just as I intend to grit my teeth and endure the attacks "I really can''t stand you, idiotthink before you do anythingwill ya?" "UWAHH!" The enemy rushing forward got hit and is sent flying into the wall. "Yuuji!" "Now you owe me one!" Yuuji said this as he buries a fist into another guy''s body. Ah, it''s a knee to the gut this time. "He''s, he''s here! It''s Sakamoto!" "Even Sakamoto''s here!?" Those guys immediately panic and try to escape once Yuuji appeared. Looks like we can settle it now "Sakamoto, you won''t care about what''ll happen to this little Missy?" One of them grabs Hazuki from behind. He dares to do this to a girl, and to an elementary school student at that! "Listen up! Be obedient, or else the one getting heavily injured" "Will be you." CLANG! "AHH!" The rogue faints, and standing behind him with the crystal ashtray still in his hands is a short boy. It''s Muttsulini, who has disguised himself as a staff member and snuck in. Like what Muttsulini declared, this guy is heavily injured. He sure has enough determination to back his words up. "On, onee-chan! ONEE-CHAN!!" "Hazuki! You''re alrightyou must have been scared, right" Regaining her freedom, Hazuki hugs Minami tightly. Such a touching reunion scene. "Yoshii-kun!" Himeji-san opens her arms wide as she heads towards medon''t tell me, this is my chance? "Himeji-san!" I also open my arms wide in order to receive her gentle body. Come on, come into my arms! "YOSHII! YOU DARE DO THIS TO YASUO!!" "GWAAHH!!" What came over is a delinquent''s punch. "!" "What''s, what''s with this guy? He''s crying blood?" You dare! YOU DARE TO MAKE ME MISS THIS ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE!!!! "Himeji, Shimada! You girls go back to school first!" "Yuuji! You''re trying to prevent me from doing that as well!?" However, since this judgment is correct, I can''t object to it. "GUUAHHAHAHAHA!! COME TO THINK OF IT, LOOKS LIKE THERE ARE SOME ENEMIES FOR ME TO RELIEVE MY STRESS!! I''LL MAKE YOU FOLKS REGRET BEING BORN!!!" "Is, is this really Sakamoto" "So the devil Asura''s rumour is true after all" To fight with Yuuji when he''s pressured by Kirishima-san to the limit, I can only express my condolences to these guys. "Oh ya, why is Hideyoshi the only one being tied up?" "Rather suitable." "I was holding onto the ropes that nee-san used to tie me up" You were tied up because you were holding that thing? You''re really unlucky. "Also, why am I the only one who got my butt touched" Hideyoshi mutters to himself sadly. However, I can imagine what those baddies were thinking as they felt him up, so I can''t say anything. Now that the kidnapping fiasco''s over, Yuuji and I are enjoying classroom F that''s empty after a day''s worth of business. "Akihisa, that person will arrive soon." Just as we''re sitting down and drinking tea, Yuuji said this. "Who?" "That old granny." He probably meant the school principal. "Would the principal personally come over here?" "I called her over. When I met that old granny on the corridor, I told her to ''explain everything clearly''." "Explain everything clearlyno way, Yuuji. She''s still a senior. If there''s anything, we should be the ones going over." "Forget about that whatsoeverthese series of events are all related to that old granny. I won''t be satisfied if she doesn''t explain everything." "All related to that old grannyEHHHH?" Yuuji said all these in a matter of fact fashion, yet it seems to be some sudden insider info to me. "That, that damn old granny. What did she hide from us!?" Because of this, Himeji-san and the rest got into danger, and made us have so much difficulty in running our teahouse business. We have to protest to that damn old granny! "Really, I even specially came all the way over here. You brats are really polite." As the voice resounds, the sound of the door opening can be heard. "So you came, old granny." "So the mastermind behind all these has appeared!" "Oh my, since when have I become the person behind all these?" The principal shrugs her shoulders with an ''I''m the victim here'' attitude. "Though you aren''t the culprit behind this, you didn''t explain what''s needed to be explained. This also counts as a form of betrayal." "Uureally. I knew that you''re smart, but I didn''t expect you to even guess what I''m thinking." "I already felt that it was strange when you came up with the proposal. If we go according to your explanation, there''s no real reason for you to ask us. You could have asked for someone with a higher score." "Ah, now that you mentioned it, you''re right. You could also have explained it to the winners and asked them to give up the prizes." "That''s right. It''s too inefficient to set us up." Set uperm, I guess you mean ''support''? "Don''t tell me she didn''t consider that the head of teaching department can''t object directly if she could settle this?" "If so, she wouldn''t be so stingy with the repairing of the classroom. A student''s health should be more important than education. As an educator, and especially a principal, it''s impossible for her to object to this." "In other words, this old granny purposely acted like that to force us to participate in the summoning tournament?" "That''s about it." This, this old granny! "Do you still remember that condition I gave to that old granny?" "Condition? Erm" "The condition to allow you to decide on the subjects, right? I see, you were testing me there." "Mm, this was because I thought that you might give the same offer to some participants who''re aware of this as well. If so, you wouldn''t just agree with conditions that are only beneficial to us. However, that old granny actually accepted my proposal." To accept this, it means that if we win, it won''t be a problem to the principal, right? The reason that she would object to the repairing of the classroom and even request us when we don''t have good grades, there must be some sort of reason behind it. "Alsosome people would even come to find faults with just a school festival teahouse, an informer would tip off our opponent, and all sorts of things. Among them, the most important one is when Himeji and the rest got kidnapped by those guys. If they''re just here to look for trouble, they wouldn''t go to this extent. " That was really dangerous. If Muttsulini didn''t install a tracker on them, this would have become a criminal case. "Really? For the opponent to be so unscrupulousI''m really sorry." At this moment, the principal lowers her head. That thick-skinned principal actually did that to us! "The enemy probably thinks that for you guys with such low grades, he can crush you by breaking your concentrationthey must have been really frantic when you two made it to the finals." Maybe the principal is one with a real strong sense of responsibility, as it''s not that simple for a senior to lower her head to us. "Alright, now that we have revealed our cards, it''s your turn." "SighI''ll reveal my helplessness if I say this. If possible, I would prefer not to say this" With these introductory words, the principal prepares to tell us the truth. "My aim isn''t the Kisaragi Highlands tickets." "Not the double entrance tickets!? What''s going on!?" "To me, it doesn''t matter what that enterprise wants to do. I''m aiming for the other prize." "The other prize? Isn''t it something called the ''platinum bracelets''?" "Oh, that equipment that has a special function?" I checked on it before, there seems to be two of these bracelets. One can allow the user to divide his score by two and summon two summoned beasts, the other one can substitute a teacher as a witness and allow summoning of monsters. This bracelet seems like it can change the area of use of the summon according to the score, and seems like the user can decide on the subject tested. "That''s right. I hope that you two can help me win those platinum bracelets." "To win the bracelets? You''re not asking us to reclaim it?" "If soif she really wanted to reclaim those bracelets, there wouldn''t be any need for her to ask us, right? It seems like she''s trying to prevent those bracelets from being reclaimed, right?" Yuuji said to the principal with a mocking tone. "You really think fastthat''s right, I''m trying not to reclaim those bracelets, since new technology would be revealed. If we reclaimed it before it was promoted, the existence of this new technology would be suspect." If possible. This means that she would reclaim it in the worst case scenario. "Then, why must we be the ones to take these platinum bracelets?" "Because there''s a defect." The principal frowns unhappily. To a technician, having a defect in some new technology must be an unbearable shame. It''s no wonder she would have this kind of reaction while she''s explaining this to us students. "Will there not be a problem if we use it?" "Yes. If you use it, it won''t go amok, since there will be a problem when it passes a certain level of power, thus I can''t ask other students to do this." "I see. So you can''t ask people with better grades to do this." This time, Yuuji''s the one who gives an ironic smile. "Ermin other words?" "People like you ''who can win even with low grades'' just so happen to fulfill this criterion." "I don''t really understand, but I''ll take it as a compliment, no?" "No, I''m saying that you''re idiots." "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU OLD GRANNY!!!" "While you can''t understand this before an explanation, I can''t help but feel that you can''t accept being called an idiot" GUUU! Seems like Yuuji understood it. If so, am I the only one who''s an idiot? "Between the two bracelets, that bracelet that can create a summoning field can withstand the power to a certain extentbut for the other one that can summon two summoned beasts at the same time, there''s a risk of it running amok if the average is above what it can handle, so these bracelets can only be used by Yoshii." "Yuuji, can I take this as a compliment?" "No, you were tricked like an idiot, and to quite an extent." "WHAT DID YOU SAY, OLD GRANNY!!!" "YOU SHOULD HAVE FOUND THAT OUT YOURSELF!!!" Damn it! I can''t understand it if they didn''t directly say ''you''re an idiot'' to me! Is this the meaning of ''the elderly are the most vicious''? "Really? If so, the one who is trying to stop us is the one who hopes that the principal loses groundsomeone running another school and the people working with them." "Yuuji, can you stop leaving me out of this conversation?" "I really can''t stand you idiotthe reason why they tried to obstruct us is because they would feel troubled that we''ll prevent the bracelets from going amok, right? The ones who would want this to happen are the other schools who got their students snatched away." Ahh, so that''s the case. Yuuji''s so naughty, you could have just explained it to me step by step. "Such incredible deducting. Though it''s embarrassing to say this out, I can''t just hide all these forever. Seems like the head of teaching Staff, Takehara-sensei is the one pulling the strings from behind. I heard that he has been going in and out of a private school, so that should be the case." "Then that Toko-Natsu duo, and those delinquents" "They''re most likely his subordinates, though I don''t know what their reason for helping is." Mmm, I keep on nodding my head, and suddenly, something pops up in my head. "Wait, then isn''t thata serious situation?" "You''re right, it has got to do with the survival of Fumitzuki Gakuen." Under the school''s special curriculum, the test summoning battles are being observed to see whether they''re suitable to be used. If the system is to go amok in this situation, the entire existence of the school will come under suspicion. "Ah, but if you can just explain this to the winners and reclaim the equipment" "Unfortunately, that''s impossible. Do you know who your final opponents are?" Yuuji pulls out a little booklet from his pocket. Following the schedule that''s written on it, our final opponents should be "The Toko-Natsu group" "That''s right. They''re the guys on the head of teaching staff''s side, and they would be very happy if the bracelets go amok." If so, we can''t ask them to give up the equipment. "I''m sorry. No matter what, you must win." The principal gives a stiff look. Seems like the situation is serious to such an extent. "To think it would end up like this." And even Yuuji said this. "Principal, I have a question." "What?" "As long as the combined marks is less than the average, it won''t cause it to go amok, right?" "Yes. Nothing will happen if one or two subjects are exceptionally good." "Really, then that''s good." We got nothing to say if our scores can cause the bracelets to go amok, but luckily, Yuuji''s average hasn''t reached that level yet, so there shouldn''t be a problem. "Yuuji, I heard everything I want to hear. Let''s go home." "You''re right. We still got something to do after going homeand we need to wake up early tomorrow." "Then, I''ll go back to my office." The principal silently gets up from the chair. "I''ll leave it to you two tomorrow." "Yes." Just like that, the first day of the school festival is over. Volume 2, The Seventh Question Volume 2, The Seventh Question Please answer the following question. On which year (AD) was the Kan''i Jnikai system created? Himeji Mizuki''s answer: ''603'' Teacher''s comment: That''s correct. Sakamoto Yuuji''s answer: ''603''. Teaher''s comment: What happened? Sensei''s surprised that you got it correct. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: ''603''. Teacher''s comment: Please forgive sensei for giving you an ''X'' upon seeing your name. "Morning, Aki~" "Good morning, Yoshii-kun." "Ah, good morning girls." On the second morning of the school festival, Himeji-san and Minami arrive at school. My mind is carefully thinking about what to say. "Ah, yesdid you two sleep well last night?" "Eh? Yeah, I did sleep rather soundly." "Really? Thendid you finish your breakfast?" "Yes, I came here after eating my breakfast." "Erm, then, did you have any weird dreams last night or--" "*Giggles* Yoshii-kun. Looks like you were thinking too much?" Oh my, looks like I was seen through. However, since they were nearly raped, it would be normal to worry about the impact on them. "Don''t worry. It was scary, but I''m really calm, so calm that it''s inexplicable." "Really?" "Yes, because everyone was alright in the endand Yoshii-kun came to save us." After saying that, a natural smile appeared on Himeji-san''s face. "Instead of Aki, I suppose it''s better to say that we were saved by Sakamoto and Tsuchiya." Minami also looks rather indifferent. These two sure have guts, I''m somewhat feeling a bit sorry that I underestimated them. "I''m relaxed now that you two are so energetic. Then, this morning, we''ll be--" "No abnormalities." "Nothing strange''s going on here." "Really, thanks guys." Hideyoshi and Muttsulini also arrived in school. Because of what happened yesterday, I requested Hideyoshi and Muttsulini to accompany the girls to school. I even lent a taser that I borrowed to them. "There''s no need to thank us over such a small thing, and I didn''t really help out yesterday anyway" "Nope, it can''t be helped when you''re tied up." Or it''s better to say that Hideyoshi''s fate was really bad, such that he was touched on the butt several times. "Oh, are you two okay today?" Yuuji scratches his head as he enters the classroom. Seems like he''s not too worried about the girls, maybe it''s because Muttsulini and Hideyoshi were accompanying them. "Eh? Sakamoto, you''re here already?" "Yoshii-kun and Sakamoto-kun really came early today." "We came here early in the morning to take some exams. Hooo" I give a yawn due to fatigue. Of course, this can''t be helped when I pulled an all-nighter. "Really, won''t it affect the results later? The opponents are third years." "Seems like it, and it''s said that they have some of the best grades." In terms of how they took action, those two really look stupid, especially that baldy. "There shouldn''t be any difference. The third years'' exams are much more difficult, and the battle conditions are the same." "It''s not that, I''m worried that you two may be too weak to take them on" Minami''s words seem to indicate that she''s already giving up. Why so rude? "If you have time to worry about this, go open the shop, huahhh" "You really are not interested in what''s going on with the store. Aren''t you going to help out with it?" "I''m sorry, can you let me sleep for a while? I didn''t really sleep much nowadays, and my mind''s now a bit dazed because I stayed up all night." No matter what, it''s hard to maintain concentration like this. I''m rather confident in my fitness, so I should be able to recover after taking a little nap. "Is that so? Then please go and take a nap." "That''s right, leave the teahouse to me." "(nods head)" "Can''t be helped. I''ll call you two up if you two aren''t awake later. Okay?" "Thanks. then can you please wake me up at 11?" "11? Isn''t the match''s at 1pm?" "I''ll come and help during the busy lunch period." Even though we have only 3 hours to sleep, that''s enough for Yuuji and me. "Then, wake me up as well. I''m going to the roof to sleep. Yawn" Yuuji uses his hand to cover his mouth as he uses his other hand to reach for the door handle. I see, to the roof. The audio equipment that''s set up for the night festival is located there, and we won''t be disturbed. The weather today is extremely good, so it''s good for taking an afternoon nap. "Then I''ll go up and sleep as well. I''ll leave it to you later." I press down on my heavily dazed head as I stand up. (They''re going to sleep together) (Can''t be mistaken, he''s going to lean on Sakamoto''s shoulder) Well, I might as well abandon all the noises behind me as I leave, or else I''m going to have nightmares. "Then, let''s go, Yuuji." "You''re right. Shimada, is it alright if we go first?" "I can''t do anything even if I say no, right? You''re going to compete in the finals anyway." In the end, Yuuji and I only managed to help out for half an hour. As they saw that we were really tired, they compassionately allowed us to sleep a little more. No matter what, I do feel that our classmates are really gentle. "We''ll go over to cheer for you guys later." Himeji-san''s cheongsam get-up today is as ever dazzling. Her charm is definitely one reason why the earnings on our second day increased dramatically. "It comes down to this. Don''t get careless, okay?" "(win)." "I got it. I won''t make the same mistake twice. Then, I''m leaving." "Really, those words are irritating my ears." After Yuuji and I gently punch Hideyoshi and Muttsulini''s outstretched hands, we head off to the arena. "I thought we might get distracted before the match. Didn''t expect nothing to happen though." "If it''s not because they gave up due to being unable use those petty tricks, then it''s because they didn''t know where we were." "I see. Only those people who want to use the audio equipment would go up and use it." And the audio equipment will only be used during the night festival later. It''s basically a tailor-made hiding spot for us. "Hideyoshi and Muttsulini were watching the shop as well." "I heard that the taser is a dangerous thing that can also conduct electricity through clothes." "It''s alright, at least it''s not fatal." I strongly feel that the taser I gave to those two is a forbidden item, and it looks dangerous anyway. Most people would run away in fear, so there shouldn''t be a problem. "We''ve done everything, and now, we just need to win this." "You''re right." After that, we remain silent, and walk down the path to the arena. "Oh, there''s quite a lot of spectators." "As expected of the finals." My heart paces as I arrive at the front of the arena. I''ll be lying if I say that I''m not nervous. "Yoshii and Sakamoto, please hurry up, it''s time to go in." The teacher in charge of the arena waves to us on seeing us. They even arranged for duty personnel at the arena, the finals is really different from all the other matches we had up till now. "Then ladies and gentlemen, we''ve kept you waiting! The finals of the summoning tournament that uses our test battle system is about to officially start!" The audio broadcast airs a voice that I have never heard before. Maybe the school hired some professional emcees. Since this is a highly anticipated event, it''s possible that such a thing may happen. "Will the participants please enter the arena!!" "Then, please go in." The teacher pats us on the back, and moves off to the audience in front. "These two are Sakamoto Yuuji of Class 2-F, and Yoshii Akihisa Of Class 2-F! Will everyone please give a round of applause!" The huge rain-like applause descend on us. There''s quite a lot of people watching this, and Himeji-san''s father would definitely be here watching as well. "The group that managed to beat the best, Class A, is unexpectedly the lowest combination of Class F! Maybe we need to change our rigid view of Class F!" (Those words sound good for once.) (Ya. It can also give Himeji-san''s father a good impression.) Perhaps the reason the spectators are giving us an ovation is to promote the test summoning system by showing that ''because of the test summoning system, even those who are weak would work harder''. But no matter the motive, we can''t ask for anything better than that. "And on the other side, we have Tsunemura Yuusaku from Class 3-A, and Natsukawa Shunpei, who''s from Class A as well!" The ones who were called up and appearing in front of us are the Toko-Natsu group that caused us a whole lot of trouble yesterday. "Though they''re one of the few third-years participating, they did make their way into the finals. Now, will we see them display the prowess of the third-years?" While receiving the applause from the crowd, both of them slowly move towards us. "Then now, I''ll briefly explain the rules of the match. The strength of the summoned beast is equivalent to the grades-" The announcer starts to explain the rules, and we ignore it as we''re already familiar with them, continuing to glare at each other. "Yo, sempais, have you run out of your bad ideas?" Yuuji folds his arms as he looks like he''s treating the sempais as idiots. He sure looks cool in this situation. "We''re very understanding, we don''t want you guys to embarrass yourselves in front of the crowd. However, for your F-class brains, you probably won''t understand it." The baldy-sempai won''t give up as he replies Yuuji, taunting us while stroking his chin. Seems like both sides are really able to agitate their opponents. "Such a pity, I can''t understand your words even if you''re from Class A. You should polish up your Japanese first, you baldy king of the ape mountain." "You, you kiddos dare to treat your sempais" Both sides continue to taunt each other with a volume only they can hear. Looks like Yuuji has quite a lot of unhappy words he want to express as well. I also have something that I want to confirm with them. "Sempais, I have something to ask you." "Huh?" "What''s your reason for helping the head of teaching staff?" Hearing this, the baldy-sempai reveals a shocked expression. "Is it? Looks like you guys know all about this." "Sort of, so why?" "For our graduation. If we''re successful, he will write a recommendation letter for us. We would have no need to study for the entrance exams." "Really? Then--Natsukawa-sempai, you''re the same as well?" "Sort of." "I see." I slightly nod my head as I end this conversation. This is all I want to know. "Actually, we didn''t need to use any tricks. There''s a whole world of difference in level between Class A and Class F." "Really? Since you two went all the way with those things, I suppose both of you are afraid of Akihisa and me, right?" "Ha! And you dare to say this! Your methods of winning is to use some cheap tricks by making use of the opponents'' personalities and weaknesses. If your opponents are us, you would have absolutely no chance of winning." Maybe that''s true, the reason why we were able to win up till now was because we clearly understand our opponents. We can''t beat these opponents if we''re to use the same trick now. "And now, the match will begin! All contestants, please get ready!" After the explanation, the refereeing teacher stands right between us. """"SUMMON"""" We shout out and summon our summoned beasts. Our opponents'' equipment are of traditional swords and armour. As they have rather high grades, even their equipment looks impressive. A class, Tsunemura Yuusaku, Japanese History 209 points & A class, Natsukawa Shunpei, Japanese History 197 points. As expected of Class A , their marks are pretty impressive. If they can get such good marks, that means that their summoned beasts are rather strong, and not swiss cheese. Looks like these two are rather good with their homework as well. "So now, can you see that our marks are great?" "Since these are marks that Class F can never see, it''s expected for you to have this response." Seeing the sempais show off like this, I''m speechless. These really are marks that they can brag about. Very, strong. But since they can get these grades, it means that they can graduate with their own ability, since those marks can get them anywhere. However, they didn''t challenge themselves with something that they can definitely do, but tried to wreck our one and only second-year school festival, preventing us from creating wonderful memories--even almost creating a tragedy of us being unable to keep the most important person to me. "Alright, let everyone see your atrocious marks." "Tsunemaru, don''t bully them too much. They''re going to show it now anyway, right?" The mohican-head sempai lets out an irritating laugh. Facing these two, a strong surge of emotions wells up inside me. Because of these guys, I''m unable to prevent Himeji-san from transferring schools? THIS IS SO STUPID! "A while ago" "Hm?" "A while ago, a certain girl in my class said this." "What? She told you how to escape before embarrassing yourself?" The baldy-sempai laughs out. Himeji-san''s words during the summoning battle echoes in my mind. Yes, she said this. "She said, "I can continue to work hard for the one I like"." "EH? What dreamy words are you saying?" "--I''ve had a similar feeling recently." F class, Sakamoto Yuuji, Japanese History 215 points & F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History 166 points. ""WHAT!?"" On seeing the scores on the display screen, both of them are shocked, immediately turning pale. "THIS TIME, WE WON''T USE ANY PETTY TRICKS! WE''LL BEAT YOU BASTARDS HEAD ON WITH OUR ABILITY!!" The summoned beasts wield their specialized weapons as they get into a battle stance. The fight begins now. "Akihisa, I worked hard with you all the way to this extent. I won''t forgive you if you lose!" "I know. Thanks for teaching me. Didn''t expect your mind to be pretty good." "Everyone''s good when compared to you--now, we''re going!" Yuuji''s summoned beast is the first one to move. Its equipment is a lot lighter, and thus, it''s a lot more agile. "Tsunemura! Leave this to me!" The mohican-head sempai frantically stands in front of Yuuji. As he was too slow, he let Yuuji''s summoned beast get close to him. "Then my opponent would be sempai." "Bring it on! I just got distracted, stop getting cocky!" The baldy-sempai''s summoned beast raises its sword as it attacks me from the front. It''s fast, but-- "Sempai, you''re too panicky, you know? This simple sudden attack is basically inviting me to dodge--" I slightly move my upper body aside. This straightforward attack that wasn''t even thought through won''t even cut the edge of my jacket. "Damn it, you bastard!" Though the opponent reveals his belly as he attacks, he still manages to turn around and swing his sword over. "Ho!" I slightly move my body away to avoid this attack, and in this instant, I strike him 3 times. "GWAAH!" The baldy sempai barely manages to use his sword to shield himself and takes a huge step back to regain his posture. "You damn brat, you averaged only about 60 points during the summoning battles" The baldy-sempai''s tone changes as he glares at me. Seems like they collected some information on our battles. "Except for this subject, my standard now isn''t a whole lot different from what it was before." "Damn youyou planned this right from the start?" "That''s right. You''re pretty understanding." I swing my wooden sword at baldy-sempai, who''s biting his teeth hard and revealing a vengeful expression. Since my marks are so high, my wooden sword''s so strong that it won''t break in a direct clash with the opponent''s sword. "What now? Sempai doesn''t look so good." "You two bastards, you''re from class F" The conversation between Yuuji and the mohican-head sempai can be heard. Yuuji''s light summoned beast is matching his opponent''s attacks with his agile moves. "Can''t be helped. Though it''s a bit childish to use this on second-years, let me teach you what''s the difference in experience!" After saying that, baldy-sempai''s summoned beast moves back. Besides me, even baldy-sempai himself is a lot further away. If even the controller''s a lot further away, what''s he planning? It''s tougher for a summoned beast to do battle if he''s standing a lot further away. "There''re some tricks you don''t know." Baldy-sempai said some unexpected words to me while I was still confused. Now that he said this, I''ll be focused on the opponent''s summoned beast whether I like it or not. Just as I''m focusing on every single motion of the opponent''s summoned beast, the opponent summoned beast looks like it''s about to charge forward. Do the sempais really have some unknown power that we don''t know of? "WOOOHH!!" Baldy-sempai focuses all his strength. Though I don''t know what the enemy will do, I''ll take him down before he does anything! "GO!" I let my summoned beast charge head on. Though the battle distance is too great for me, this disadvantageous condition should also apply to the enemy. "See, you''ve been tricked." Baldy-sempai''s mocking voice can be heard, and at the same time, something flies into my eye. Thisa stone? The enemy hurt my eye with a stone! "DAMN--IT!!" That''s why he purposely made such an exaggerated action. The witnesses and audiences are all focused on the summoned beasts that''s far away from each other, so no one noticed Baldy-sempai''s actions. I was tricked! "This is the difference in experience." Not good! The enemy''s attacking! "Guu!" As I haven''t regained my vision, I can only jump aside on instincts. After that, I can only feel a sharp pain on my left abdomen. I rub off this pain as I force myself to open my eyes, and what''s appears in front of me explains the pain--my summoned beast got cut on the left side of the abdomen by the enemy''s sword. "So you''re a ''punishment inspector''? The next hit will be painful, you know?" After that, the enemy hits me on the chin with a punch, and I can only see blank as my head gets concussed. With the feeling of the head being shaked up and the burning pain on my abdomen, I feel like puking. Looks like this isn''t good This unbearable pain makes my vision all blurry, and my consciousness start to sway. "AKIHISA, LET ME SEE YOUR DETERMINATION!!" "!" POM! I stamp hard onto the floor and regain my footing. "Well done, partner. Ready to continue on?" "Of course!" Yuuji''s roar helped me. Yes, I can still fight. And yes, I don''t want to lose to this sort of person EVEN IF I DIE! "STOP TRYING TO HANG IN THERE, I''LL GIVE YOU A BASHING YOU''LL NEVER FORGET!!" Baldy-sempai''s summoned beast charges forward again. My summoned beast has lost some strength. I won''t have a chance of winning if I don''t settle this now! "--HA!" I endure this pain as I let my summoned beast go past the enemy, and then send a kick to the enemy while he''s completely exposed at the back. "AIYA!" Though the injuries caused me to be weakened badly, it''s enough to make the enemy lose balance and allow me some time. "YUUJI!" "Ho!" Yuuji confirms my situation before letting his summoned beast charge directly at the other enemy, the mohican-head sempai. "DON''T LOOK DOWN ON ME!" Mohican-head sempai swings his longsword, yet Yuuji doesn''t let his summoned beast dodge. "GOT YOU!" The blade''s about to hit the head of Yuuji''s summoned beast. However, at that instance-- CLANG! My summoned beast tosses its wooden blade and hits the blade precisely, changing the trajectory of the blade. "Ugh! OH NO" Just as the blade misses, Yuuji''s summoned beast lands right at the best position. "WATCH ME SEND YOU FLYING!!" The huge impact of the punch moves towards the enemy, as Yuuji''s shout is complimented with the roar of the crowd. "YOU BRAT! YOU DARE THROW YOUR FAVOURITE WEAPON AWAY!" After that, baldy-sempai''s summoned beast charged over. I''m unarmed, and the enemy''s a 3rd year student, so it''s different from students of the same year who aren''t used to controlling the summoned beast, since I can''t just take him head on barehanded. However, if the opponent''s distracted, I can still dodge the first hit. "ACK! WHAT''S THIS?" Baldy-sempai''s summoned beast freezes for a moment because mohican-head sempai''s summoned beast was sent flying over in front of him. This is revenge for the little stone just now. I use this gap to let the summoned beast advance. Baldy-sempai''s summoned beast missed the best chance to land his longsword since his rhythm got messed up, and so, I can dodge past it! "CHEH!" Pulling back the sword, the enemy tries to come up with another attack. This time though, it''s my turn. "WATCH THIS!" I use this momentum to let my summoned beast headbutt him. Though the power isn''t great, it''s enough to restrain his actions. I endure the minimal pain on my head as I wait for my partner''s response. "AKIHISA!" Yuuji''s summoned beast kicks the wooden sword that I threw just now right back at me. He''s not used to controlling the summoned beast, yet he can pass it rather well! "I''VE KEPT YOU WAITING!" I let my summoned beast quickly pick up the wooden sword. With this, it''ll be over! "DAMN IT! HOW CAN I, A THIRD-YEAR, LOSE TO YOU SMALL FRIES--" "GO AND DIE!!!" CRACK! A sharp pain can be felt in my left wrist, and the pain spreads from the hand to the fingers, as if my entire hand got sliced off. The back of my abdomen got injured as well. I can no longer fight on, but-- "Oh, for your standard, that''s rather good, Akihisa." The enemy''s blade slices my left hand--and I manage to use my wooden sword to inflict a critical wound by stabbing through the throat. "Sakamoto and Yoshii''s group wins!!!" "Great!" The pain corrodes my entire body, and I can''t restrain this vomiting feeling for long. However, I''m so happy that I feel like I''m on clouds. "It''s been tough for both of you. It''s really impressive." "Ah hahaha, not really." "Baka onii-chan was brilliant~!" "Hazuki, you''ll make Aki feel really troubled, you know?" Minami can only smile awkwardly as she looks at Hazuki, who''s constantly rubbing herself on my chest. If this keeps up, it would end up being a fatal injury for me. Thus, I politely push her away. Though Hazuki does looks unhappy, she obediently follows what I did. "Erm, Yoshii-kun." "Ah, Himeji-san. Did you see my exciting performance just now?" "Yes! It was really brilliant! It was so great that I wanted to get a tape from Tsuchiya-san!" Himeji-san''s eyes are glittering. Seeing her like this, it seems like my hard work finally paid off. "Ermthe tape. Did Muttsulini record it?" "Yes. He was very focused in filming it, right?" "(Turning the face away)" Muttsulini looks away. Did this guy ignore the match and go on to film some of the audience wearing mini-skirts? "You did rather well for your Japanese History, Sakamoto, considering that your grades were really bad during the summoning battles." "It''s because my grades were really bad during the summoning battles that I worked hard on this subject after that." "So you can get such good grades because of that?" "It''s simple saying it, but it was tough for us. Especially after Akihisa heard about those things (Himeji-san transferring schools), I''ve been forced to stay back every night and study it with him." "Ohforget about Sakamoto, it''s really unexpected for Aki to get such good grades." "That''s because that guy wanted to see what he could do if he really worked hard. Also, it''s also a case of ''hard work overcoming stupidity''. To be honest, his concentration is really amazing." Yuuji continued to converse with Minami while their backs were facing Himeji-san. This is to prevent the rest from knowing that we knew about Himeji-san transferring schools. "Erm, about, about that" "Hm, ah, is there anything?" Himeji-san continues to play with her fingers in front of her. She really looks like a cute kouhai girl confessing to a male sempai. "I have something to say after the night festival, please come over to the carpark!" After saying this while blushing like a tomato, she runs off to continue her work as a waitress. Oh, that really sounds like a confession. Looks like I just saw something good. "Eh?" Suddenly, I feel that something''s amiss. What the hell? Eh--who was Himeji-san saying those words to? [That''s you. Yoshii Akihisa.] Oh my--it''s been a while since I last saw my inner devil. You''re still trying to trick me with that smooth talk. As expected of a real devil. [Nope, I''m not lying. This is real. You should know if you think through the whole conversation, right?] The whole conversation? If so [THAT''S A LIE!! HOW CAN STUPID AND UGLY AKIHISA END UP WITH THIS? I CAN''T LET THE DEVIL''S WORDS TRICK ME!] "GET OUT, O WHITE ANGEL!" I thought that it would finally come out now, yet I didn''t expect the words to come out of my mouth! [Then check it out for yourself. If I''m wrong, go ahead and finish off Himeji-san''s cooking.] [Bring it on! If I''m wrong, you''ll do the same!] I''m sorry, but can you please stop ignoring the host and saying it like this? If I have to say it, no matter which side loses, I''ll be the one who would undergo this test of life and death. "Sakamoto, Akihisa, sorry to interrupt you, but can you help out at the teahouse? The number of customers has increased because of your win, so we''re really busy here." Just as I was worrying about how to try and calm myself down, Hideyoshi, who''s in a really skimpy cheongsam, comes running over. Come to think of it, what''s he wearing underneath the cheongsam? "Ah, you''re right. Oi, Aki! The tournament''s over, so you got to do your best and help out, okay?" "Mm, I''ll make up for the lack of effort before this." "Ooo, I feel so weak." "Sakamoto, stop complaining!" "I know, this is for Himeji-san, right?" Yuuji intentionally looked at me, but I turned away. Himeji-san, huh? What did she mean when she said those words? "From now on, the cool summer festival will be officially closed to the public. Will all students please quickly clear up." "It, it''s finally over" "So tiring" "(Nods head)" The moment I heard the audio broadcast, my entire body went limp. Serving the food to the customers who are coming in like waves, and getting back on standby after serving the food, I''ve never known that a waiter''s work can be so tiring. "Oh yeah, what did Himeji-san''s father say?" "Hm? Are you mindful of your father-in-law''s view?" "Wha? No, no, that''s not the case!" "She said that she would talk to her father after the night festival, so we''ll have an answer then." Hideyoshi answered my question. I see. Though we don''t know the conclusion, it should be alright. But why am I feeling a bit uncomfortable "Then, we''re going to change." Just as I''m deep in thought, these even more cruel and unreasonable words reach my ears. "EH? WHY!?" "Why are you asking thisif you want to know, it''s that it''s really embarrassing? " "Sorry, I''ll be back soon." "WAIT! CAN YOU TWO THINK ABOUT THIS!? COME BACK!!" My plea isn''t effective, as Himeji-san and Minami leave the scene and head off to the changing room. What a pity. On a side note, Hazuki just wore the waitress costume as she went out. One would certainly worry about her future. "Mm, then I''ll go and" "WE WON''T LET YOU! NO WAY WILL I LET HIDEYOSHI CHANGE CLOTHES!" I desperately cling my tired body onto Hideyoshi''s leg. At least I can''t let this person change back! "Wha? What are you doing, Akihisa?" "(Nodding head violently)" Muttsulini''s doing the same thing as well. As expected of someone who''s thinking the same thing. "Oi, Akihisa, stop playing. We''re going to the principal''s office." Our class rep doesn''t look tired at all as he stares at us with a ''can''t be helped'' look. "The principal''s office? You two got something with the principal?" "We''ve got to clear the debt of the deal. Though it''s late, we didn''t have time just now thanks to the teahouse, so we''re thinking of going over." Though the principal would fulfill the deal with us, a deal is still a deal, so at least we should go over and report. "Then I''ll use this time to go change." "NOO!! TAKE HIDEYOSHI ALONG WITH US!!!" "(tugging slightly)" "Ah, Muttsulini wants to come along as well?" "(Nods head)" As expected of someone who''s thinking of the same thing, he sure knows what a player should do. "So troubling. Yuuji, can''t you say something?" "Hmah, nevermind, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini can come along with us. Besides, it''s tough to convince Akihisa." Oh, it''s rare to see Yuuji being so understanding. "Really, even Yuujican''t be helped, I''ll change later." "Alright, Akihisa and Muttsulini, release Hideyoshi''s legs." "Mm." "(Nods head)" "Sigh, seeing me in such an ugly state is useless, you know" I personally feel that that''s not the case. "Excuse me." "Sorry to disturb you." After knocking the door and saying some greetings, I push the door of the principal''s room aside. "I do feel that you two aren''t respectful at all" "Really? But we did knock the door and say hello." Besides, I feel that I''m a lot more polite than Yuuji. "Didn''t I tell you people to only enter after there''s a response?" "Ah, principal. We came to report our win." "You don''t need to tell me that. Who do you think was the one who presented the prizes to you?" This old granny is still as rude in her tone as ever. I suppose she should understand other people''s plight even more. "Come to mention it, you did bring quite a lot of companions along." On seeing Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, the principal said to us in a rebuking tone. She probably has some things that she wants to complain about. "These guys were troubled greatly because of what you did, so letting them see the person behind all this shouldn''t merit a punishment." "Humph, really? Then I''m sorry." The principal gives a bored sound. She sure isn''t a cute granny; but then again, if she is, it''ll be really troubling. "Then, do we have to return you the platinum bracelets?" Actually, the platinum bracelets are different from the gold bracelets that appear when the controller has high marks, since they are worn on the controller. "No need, you can return it to me anytime later. Besides, I can''t fix those malfunctions so soon." "Eh, Akihisa? What''s with the malfunctions?" "Ah yes, Hideyoshi doesn''t know about it, right? These platinum bracelets have a little flaw, and that''s if this is given to someone with high scores, the owner will lose control of it. "I seeoh? What''s wrong, Yuuji?" Yuuji looks like he''s in deep thought again. Does he like to think so thoroughly in this room? [Come to think of it, how did those guys know that we had a deal with that old granny] Though I don''t know what Yuuji''s muttering about, it''s better not to bother him. Besides, I won''t understand anything if he doesn''t explain it anyways. "So we had a deal with the principal to use this tool as an exchange for the repairs to our classroom" "HOLD ON, AKIHISA! YOU CAN''T SAY IT OUT LOUD!" "Eh?" Yuuji suddenly looks extremely serious. What''s going on? "Someone''s listening." "So we fell for their trap?" After Muttsulini said this, Yuuji immediately runs over and pushes the principal''s door aside. At this moment, he can hear multiple footsteps. "It''s those guys! Let''s go, Akihisa!" "WaitYuuji, what''s the situation?" "They''re eavesdropping on us! Those guys installed a bug here!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "They should have heard everything we just said. If they recorded it, this would be bad!" "Recorded it? Stop joking!" If this is to be revealed like this, all our efforts till now will go to waste! The school will lose all credibility, and even its existence would be questioned. If it ends up like this, forget about Himeji-san alone, all the students in this school would have to transfer out! We have to quickly destroy the evidence! "Hurry up!" "Got it! Hideyoshi, Muttsulini, come help too!" "No problem!" "(Nods head)" The four of us dash out of the principal''s office at the same time. "Yuuji! It''s the Toko-Natsu group again, right?" "Yeah, I got a glimpse of their hairstyles, it got to be them!" "In other words, there''re two of them! Let''s split up into two groups!" It''ll be bad if we split up and get counterattacked. It''s better to split up into two groups and look for them. "Then tell me the special characteristics of those guys." "The baldy and the Mohican-head! You''ll recognise them immediately!" "Got it! I''ll go and look for them outside with Muttsulini!" I see. It''ll be bad if they ran off to copy this, so Hideyoshi intended to look for them at the school gate. "Akihisa." "Hm?" Muttsulini continues to run as he passes something to me. This "The binoculars that Muttsulini likes to use?" "For standby purposes." Forget about standby, I don''t think there''s even a need for a telescope here in school. However in this situation, I''ll take it as goodwill and borrow it thankfully. "Thanks Muttsulini." "I love this school." It''s because of the girls and the cute uniforms, right? No matter what, we don''t wish for this school to close down. "Contact each other if we see our targets!" "Got it!" After this, we form up into two groups, the indoor group and the outdoor group. Speaking of which, I''ve been running around all over the place these two days. "Akihisa! To the broadcast room!" We hurry off to the broadcast room, which is the most dangerous. If they''re to broadcast it, it''ll be impossible to shut so many witnesses up. Thus, even if we take back the medium, it''ll be futile. This is something that we can''t fail. ~Broadcast room~ "Excuse me." "You, what are you doing here!?" "Yuuji, there are only idiots who''re smoking here and people selling pirated porn DVDs in this school festival here!" "Really? Then let''s confiscate these cigarettes and pirated DVDs and head off to the next place!" "You''re right, they broke the rules anyway." "Th, thief! THIEF!!" ~Corridor~ "Eh? Aki, Sakamoto? What''s the rush?" "Sorry Minami, we''re going on first! We''ll talk later" "Ah, wait! You dropped something! Eh''The Bondage Life Story of a High School girl''what is this?" "RUN, YUUJI! I''M SEEING A BATTLE AURA GATHER AROUND MINAMI!" "Wait! Why do you have this kind of thing?" "ARGH! SHE''S CHASING US!" ~In front of Classroom 2-A~ "Yuuji." "Shouko! Sorry, I have no time to bother you!" "No problem. I can go to the district office myself. I just need to hand the wedding application over." "What are youHOLD ON, I DON''T REMEMBER STAMPING IT, NO?" "Yuuji, there''s no sign of them here. Onto the next place!" "WAIT, AKIHISA! I HAVE A SUDDEN SITUATION THAT I NEED TO HANDLE HERE!" "Then see ya, Kirishima-san!" "OI! AKIHISA! PLEASE WAIT!!!" As there was no sign of them from the 1st level all the way up to the 4th level, Yuuji and I begin to focus on places that are hard to spot, like the corners of the field. "Not goodwe lost quite a bit of time." "That''s right. Where are they anywayhm?" Something foreign was placed on the school grounds. What''s that? "You found itwhat, it''s just fireworks." "AH, it''s those things that they use during a closing ceremony? Wow~so they place them in these kind of places?" I seem to have seen it on television before. They would use cloth to wrap it up and put it on the floor. "EH? Why don''t they have a cannon here to shoot it up into the air?" "The cannons have to be placed somewhere so that they can fire them, right? Fireworks are still a form of pyrotechnics, so putting them someplace else where there''s no fire is a rule to be obeyed at all times." Pyrotechnics, huh? Then it''s no different from dynamite then. The only difference I can see is whether there would be pretty fireworks created or not. "As expected of a school, to be so rich. To think that they actually prepared such large fireworks." "Is this the time to be impressed? The enemy''s about to make their move" Dururu Dururu! At this moment, a cold, hard and inorganic handphone ring can be heard. The sound comes from the handphone in my pocket. "Hello?" "As expected of Muttsulini, to be able to see them from afar." This is Hideyoshi''s voice. Good job! "NICE! Where''re those guys?" "Inside the new campus." "In the new campus? How can it be!? Yuuji and I looked through every corner" "No, they''re not inside the building. They''re on the rooftop!" Damn it! We didn''t check the roof! "Yuuji! At the roof of the new building!" I passed Muttsulini''s binoculars over to Yuuji. It''s hard to see the roof from here with just the naked eye. "Damn it! Those guys are preparing to use the audio equipment over there!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" To think that those guys are planning to use the equipment that''s meant to be used for the night festival! "Hideyoshi! Where are you guys?" "At the club societies building." It''ll take them about 5 minutes to get from the club societies building to the roof. "Akihisa! Looks like they''re about to start playing!" It''ll take about the same amount of time for us to get over there. And since it looks like they''re going to play it now, it means that we won''t be able to make it. Now how are we going to stop them from playing the contents of the recording "Yuuji." "You thought of it as well." "Yeah. There''s no other way." "You''re right. There is no other way." "Then Yuuji, I''ll leave it to you." "Got itactivate!" "You done over there, Natsukawa?" "No problems. Hehe. With this, it''ll be a reverse win for us." "Yeah. Even if we don''t prepare for the entrance examsWWOOOAAHHH!!" "What''s with you, TsunemuraWA!! NO WAY!!?" "ANYWAY! GET DOWN!!" BOOM!! Pakarararara "You missed! Akihisa! A little lower!" Yuuji, who''s looking through the binoculars and aiming at the enemy, gives this instruction. Damn it, did I make a mistake on the first shot? F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Modern Japanese 70 points & UNKNOWN, Modern Japanese UNKNOWN. The test marks are displayed. I heard that the test subject is randomly decided, and it looks like it''s modern Japanese this time. Good thing it wasn''t Japanese History. "A little lower!" I remember the feeling, and slightly adjust the trajectory of my summoned beast''s cannonball throw. "Go, light it!" "Got it!" After that, I use a lighter to ignite the fuse before throwing the ball of fireworks at the roof. WhooshBOOM!! The firework ball flies to a place where it would definitely be unable to be thrown atexploding right above the roof. As expected of a summoned beast which has numerous times the strength of an ordinary human, even throwing is a piece of cake for it. "Alright! We destroyed the audio equipment!" "Fireworks are really scary" This is Yuuji and my final tactic. We''ll call it the ''Sure-kill fireworks attack'' (All good kids shouldn''t try this, alright?) "There''re more audio equipment! Fire another one slightly right!" "Got it!" I followed Yuuji''s instructions and aim right this time. Now, why can I use a summoned beast without a teacher around? It''s because of the platinum bracelet that Yuuji''s wearing. This platinum bracelet is unable to give any special functions to the summoned beast, but it can create a summoning field around the user. In other words, it can replace the teachers as a witness. "Prepare the next shot!" "I know!" The summoned beast holds the fireworks ball steadily. The function of being able to touch physical objects really comes in handy here. "Here I go, Yuuji!" "Go!" "FIRE!" I use the lighter that I confiscated just now and let the summoned beast throw the 2 metre long fireworks ball with all its strength. I never expected myself to be able to personally get the experience of firing fireworks. "Alright! We hit the audio equipment! They should be unable to do anything now!" "Really!? Then we shouldn''t stay here for long!" "You''re right. Let''s fire another one at the Toko-Natsu group before getting out of here." "Mn." Yes, we have to get rid of as much evil as possible. "You got to aim a bit left this time. Wooh, they moved away slightly. Make it a little right." "Here? Then let''s make the final shot! Ready" "YOU TWO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" "WA!" The low and hoarse roar can be heard from behind. Damn it! I didn''t managed to control the summoned beast! Whoosh~BOOM! "Ah, Akihisa! You hit the school!?" "AH! The school''s now a pile of ruin!" The misfired fireworks hit splendidly onto a corner of the school. The walls and doors is now reduced to a pile of rubble. "YOU, YOU TWO! YOU TWO ACTUALLY CHOSE TO HIT THE HEAD OF TEACHING STAFF''S OFFICE DIRECTLY!" Sensei lets out a frantic voice. Looks like this is the first time something this big has ever happened ever since this school was established. "YOSHII!!! SAKAMOTO!!! DON''T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY ALIVE!!!" After that, the familiar low voice can be heard. This is the only voice I don''t want to hear. "IT''S IRONMAN! AKIHISA! LET''S RUN!!" "OOH!" "DON''T THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY! I WON''T LET YOU GO BACK TONIGHT!!!" "SENSEI! YOU''RE MISTAKEN! WE WERE TRYING TO SAVE THE SCHOOL!!!" "SAVE THE SCHOOL!? CUT THIS NONSENSE! WEREN''T YOU TWO DESTROYING EVERYTHING JUST NOW!?" "THERE, THERE''S A REASON!!" Speaking of which, I feel that Ironman''s the cause of all this. "AKIHISA! I OWE YOU ONE! THANKS FOR LURING IRONMAN AWAY!" "DAMN IT! YUUJI, YOU''RE TOO SLY! SENSEI! SAKAMOTO RAN TO THE OTHER SIDE!!" "I''LL SETTLE WITH YOU FIRST, YOSHII!!" "WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!? SOMEONE HELP ME!! HENTAI-SENSEI''S TRYING TO HARASS ME!!!" "YOU DARE SCREAM THAT!!" And thus, the marathon with Ironman begins. To think that fear and muscle aches will fill my school festival memories. Volume 2, The Final Question Volume 2, The Final Question And finally, let''s change it up a bit and have an English Question. Please fill in blanks '''' and ''''. "Without '''', the word ''Mother'' would become '''' (someone unrelated)" Himeji Mizuki''s answer: "Without ''M'', the word ''Mother'' would become ''other'' (someone unrelated)" Teacher''s comment: Correct answer. Taking the ''M'' away from the word ''Mother'' would give the word ''other'' (someone unrelated). This is really a convenient way of remembering words. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: "Without ''M'', the word ''Mother'' would become ''S'' (someone unrelated)" Teacher''s comment: No matter whether Tsuchiya-san''s mother is called ''MS'' or ''SM'', sensei really doesn''t know what to say about this. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: "Without ''money'', the word ''Mother'' would become ''ridding of a family relationship'' (someone unrelated)" Teacher''s comment: This has nothing to do with English, right? "Ooowwwi got hit really bad" "Damn that Ironman. He doesn''t even know how to let up." In the end, Yuuji and I were unable to escape from Ironman''s clutches and were caught. At first, I thought that since we started that commotionthe least we''ll get is a suspension, and the worst is that we''ll be expelled. But unexpectedly, the light punishment''s just a severe warning (But since Ironman was the one punishing us, we also got away with bruises all over our faces). "Most likely, it''s because the old granny was helping out behind the scenes." "You''re talking about the punishment just now? Yeah, otherwise, we wouldn''t have gotten away so lightly." "And the old granny got saved. Though she still doesn''t show any bit of gratitude." "We saved the principal, so the principal did help us back in return." Also, another reason why we were let off so quickly was also because of the Head of Teaching Staff. Thanks to the accidental fireworks that landed inside his office, they were able to use the excuse of repairing the office to carry out investigations inside the office. Now that it ended up like that, the principal would most likely carry out investigations on the Head of Teaching Staff and yank out his dirty deeds. So unexpectedly, the principal owes us one. Even so, I still have to thank the principal. Even though I know that it''s part of the deal, we can''t forget about what others have done for us. "Oh, so you finally came back. You''re late." "We''ve already started." "Ah, sorry. We were bothered a bit by Ironman just now." As planned, all the Class F students were already gathered in the nearby park. This is a celebration of our success that needn''t any special reservations, just some snacks and drinks would do. There''s a unique flavour to this, and we don''t have to spend a lot of money. "Now everyone in school knows about you two." "(Nods head)" "It''s not like I want to be associated with this guy anyway." "That should be my line" The bad remarks about me continues to spread throughout the school. Maybe I won''t be able to get a girlfriend in high school now. "Since you did such a thing, and you didn''t even get suspended, let alone expelled, of course there would be some strange rumours going about. Even I''m curious." Minami pours some fruit juice into two cups and passes them to Yuuji and me. "Ah thanks." I thanked her as I received the cup, pouring it into my mouth. It''s filled with orange juice, but it taste bitter. Is it some cheap good or something? "Oh yeah. How''s the earnings of the shop?" I asked Minami, who remained like this after giving the drink over to me. She''s the committee member, so she should be most clear about this. "Well, although it''s not a lot, it''s not bad for two days worth of earnings." Minami passes me that book that''s used to record our earnings. It wasn''t much, but for just two days, it isn''t a small sum. "Ooo, how much?" At this moment, Yuuji pokes his head out. "We can''t possibly buy tables and chairs with this, maybe some Tatami mats and tea sets, but that''s it." "Hmlooks like those guys that caused the disturbances in the beginning did a lot of damage." For a teahouse, no matter how big the crowd is, there''s a limit to how many tables we can change, and it, it''s a limit to us. Really, it was really a waste when the place was empty. "Sorry, I''m late~" At this moment, a cute voice can be heard from behind. Seems like Himeji-san''s late as well. "Ah, Mizuki, how''s the situation?" "Yes! Otou-san agreed to it! It''s all thanks to Minami!" I endured and held back on shouting ''YESS!'', which I did not. Really, we prevented Himeji-san from transferring schools. This is great "It''s been tough on you, Himeji-san." "Ah, Yoshii-kun" On seeing my face, Himeji-san gives a delicate expression. Though I''m a bit mindful of it, I regain composure. Did I think too much? "I''m sorry, but can you please pour me another cup? I just said a whole lot of words, and I''m thirsty." "Ah, well yes, you can have it." I pass my paper cup over, and nobody would dread to drink orange juice anyway. "Thank you." Himeji-san received the cup and gulps the juice down. "Ah!" On seeing this, Minami let out a shout. "Hm? What''s wrong, Minami?" "Eh? Does this cup belong to Minami?" Himeji-san tilts her head and reveals a puzzled expression. This isn''t Minami''s cup anyway, it was my cup of fruit juice in the first place. "No, no, it''s not that. That" Minami replied in a rare stuttering manner. "Does Minami want to take a drink as well?" "Drink as well? That''s, that''s right! Sorry Himeji, can I have a drink as well?" "Ah, sorry, I drank it all up. I''ll go get a new cup, so just wait for me." Himeji-san runs towards the pile of fruit juice bottles. She really is a good hardworking girl. "It''s useless to get a new cup" Strange, Himeji-san went off to get another cup, yet Minami''s still sulking. What''s she unhappy about?" "Oh yes, Aki, I got something to say." "Hm? What''s up?" "Yesterday, when you saved me from those weird guys, that" Minami shyly lowers her head. Seeing her blushing fully like this, what does she want to say? "Thatwhen you were throwing a temper and said ''You dare do this to Minami!'', I was really happy" "Eh? Ahnothatthis!" "I just wanted to say this! Just this!" After saying this, Minami ran far away. Wha, what? What''s with this extraordinary atmosphere? "KYA!" Just as I was puzzled, from far behind, Himeji-san lets out a little cry. I turn around and see Himeji-san holding cans of fruit juice as she fell down onto the ground. It''ll be bad if she''s hurt. "Are you alright, Himeji-san?" "Ah, yes, I''m alright." "Really? Then hold on tight." Hm? What''s with me? "Yes, I''m going to hold tight now" "Hii hii hii Himeji-san?" She didn''t grab onto my hand, but onto my waist. In this current posture, I feel that there''s something soft that''s grabbing onto me! "Akihisa-kun smells so nice~" Himeji-san buries her face into my chest, and at this rate, there''s going to be problems. As for what kind of problems will happen, it''s either my heart rate going up or something logical." "What''s wrong with you, Himeji-san?" I can tell instantly that she''s not too normal, and even her eyes are blurry. She looks like she just got drunk. "Hm? You got drunk?" At this moment, I remember the drink just now, that bitter taste. Don''t tell mesomeone in our class bought fruit juices with alcoholic content! "Akihisa-kun, I''m angry, you know?" She ballooned her cheeks angrily. She''s angry, did I do something wrong? I''m all confused with all the things that''s been going on recently, but I just don''t remember anything. "Uuu~ you don''t even know the reason why I''m angry!" "Ib burps! Im preaking!" She forcefully pulls my face left and right. "Promise." "Promise?" "The promise you made with me after coming back from the summoning tournament." What promise? Come to think of it, I seem to remember something "AH! Behind the school!" "I was waiting for you there, and yet you forgot about it. You''re too much!" As I was chasing after the Toko-Natsu pair, I forgot about this! Of course anyone would be angry with this. "I''m really, really sorry. Though I can''t say the reason, there''s a lot of things happening" I gaze into Himeji-san''s eyes as I apologise. If I wasn''t being grabbed, I would even kneel down and beg for mercy. "Uuu! I won''t forgive you!" "Please understand!" "Absolutely not!" Himeji-san doesn''t look like her anger''s going to subside anytime soon. To think that she has such important things she wanted to say to me. Looks like I committed a cardinal sin "Just joking." "Huh?" Suddenly, this unexpected sentence causes me to make a dumbfounded sound. "Actually, someone has already told me the reason why Akihisa-kun couldn''t keep the promise." "Eh? Who?" This is truly a surprising truth. Now who on earth told Himeji-san that? "Thus, the one I''m really angry withis myself." She looks down at the ground. "For me, Akihisa-kun would work so hard, and yet I was angry just because you couldn''t make it." "Ah, it''s not that. It''s because Himeji-san doesn''t know the truth" "It has got nothing to do with not knowing the truth. I really can''t forgive myself for being petty over someone who was working so hard for me. Because" Taking a deep breath, Himeji-san raises her head, and we stare into each other''s eyes. "It''s because I knew from a long time ago that Akihisa-kun is such a gentle person." "Well, you don''t really have to be bothered by it." Being stared straight into the eyes like this, I inadvertently look away. "It was like this during the summoning battle, and it was the same this time. I''m always getting helped by others, but I don''t know how to express my gratitude" Himeji-san picks up the can that''s on the ground. It''s a can I don''t really see, however, there''s the words ''Adult Orange Juice'' on itIT''S BEER NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT!! WHO TREATED IT AS FRUIT JUICE AND BOUGHT IT BACK!! "Erm, Himeji-san, about that drink, I think it''s best if you don''t" I was useless in stopping her, and I hear the fizz the moment the stay tab was pulled. "So, I want to say thanks to Akihisa-kun." After that, she gulps the entire can of drink down. WAH! IS THAT REALLY ALRIGHT!? "So, Akihisa-kun." "Ye, yes." Am I being a bit too mindful? I feel that I''m being stared rather long. "Please take off your clothes." "WHY?" She''s now speaking nonsense. Looks like she''s really drunk. "Because I''m going to thank you now! Please don''t resist!" "Wai, wait a minute! It''s obvious that there''s something wrong with it!" "There''s nothing wrong with it! Everyone''s doing it!" As I''m being hugged close, my buttons are being undone one by one. I can''t get away from her in this distance, this won''t be good!" "Oh~Akihisa, you look like you''re having fun here." Yuuji walked along with a bottle in his hand. Perfect timing. "Yu, Yuuji! Just on time. Try and pull Himeji-san away!" "Hm, you''re rightbut I don''t think it''s right to stop her" This Yuuji, revealing such a sly smile, it''s obvious that he''s not going to help me. This bastard! "If so, then at least activate the platinum bracelet! I''ll think of the rest!!" "Oh, is that so? Thenactivate." Yuuji used the platinum bracelet to create a summoning territory. With this, anyone in the vicinity can summon a summoned beast. Come to think of it, Yuuji actually easily agreed to do this thing that''ll run down the grades. It seems like that guy''s drunk. "Ho. Good thing my summoned beast can touch humans. Let''s gosummon!!" My mini-me moves up beside me and intends to touch Himeji-san. Though it''s cute, it''s several times stronger than a normal human. I win! "Uuuso irritating! Summon!" --Whoosh! My summoned beast is instantly reduced to ash. "Hot, HOT!! MY BODY''S BURNING UP!!" "It''s because you''re wearing clothes!" No, it''s obviously because of Himeji-san''s summoned beast. The reflected power was too strong; it makes me unable to faint at all! "Anyway, I won''t lose to Minami! From now on, I''m going to call you ''Akihisa-kun''!" I can''t get through to Himeji-san anymore. Himeji-san really has low alcohol tolerance. "Andone dayI''ll go with Akihisa-kun" Himeji-san''s voice suddenly gets weaker. What is she going to do with me one of these days? "Himeji-san, are you still awake?" "Alwaysbetogether" The rhythmic breathing reaches my ears; seems like she''s asleep. To think that she has such low alcohol tolerance; looks like I got to be careful not to allow her to get near any alcohol. Besides, it''s really dangerous to sleep in front of a guy like this. "I wasn''t paying attention for a while, and what are you doing together now" "Eh? Mi, Minami! It''s not that! There''s nothing wrong her" Looks like Minami''s drunk as well, since she''s relentless in her vicious attacks as well. "Good morning." "Ah, good morning, Himeji-san." The next morning, I met Himeji-san on the road to school. To meet her so early, what a wonderful thing. I''m so lucky. Oh yeah. Now''s the appropriate time to ask her. "Himeji-san, I got something I want to ask you." "Yes. What is it?" "Yesterday, you said ''Andone dayI''ll go with Akihisa-kun'', what do you mean by that?" Those words may have some sort of promise hidden behind it, maybethere''s something even more important than that meaning. A certain uncertainty makes my heart beat faster without me want to. What''s the real meaning behind that sentence? For a moment, Himeji-san can''t say anything. She then nervously says, "I''m sorry, I don''t seem to remember what happened yesterday." "Eh?" As I was nervous, this answer made me a bit disappointed. If so, this meant that she was really drunk, and really, it wasn''t weird at all. "Ah, I, I see. Himeji-san really can''t take alcohol." "I''m sorry, I can''t remember anything, Akihisa-kun." "Nonono, it''s noth" Hm? Akihisa-kun? "Yuuji, the marriage proposal was rejected. What a pity" "Of course it would be rejected. If you calm down and think, I just reached 17." "So I''ll carefully keep this until next year. Right now, we''re just a pre-married couple." "Shouko, can I go to your house and play next time?" "Yes, but the marriage proposal won''t be at home, but at the lawyer." "YOU''RE SAFEGUARDING IT TOO TIGHTLY!!" The familiar voices came from somewhere. Should be Kirishima-san and Yuuji. Really, it''s time for Yuuji to give up already. However, it''s just that he''s thoroughly rejecting those premium tickets. "Come to think of it, how should I use those tickets?" Yuuji said that it was too dangerous to keep it, so in the end, he still gave them to me. If I''m to use this to go out with someone "Hm? Is there something wrong?" "Ah, no. it''s nothing." I seemingly unconsciously gaze at Himeji-san''s face. However, I''m not sure whether it''ll be useful or useless if I''m to use these tickets. Maybe it might make the situation even more awkward "Alright, I should return this to the one who needs it the most." "The one who needs it the most? What are you talking about?" "Let''s treat it as a gift to that dishonest guy and a woman who''s dead set on him." "???" Himeji-san looks extremely puzzled. Even though I feel that it''s a waste, let''s just give these tickets to Kirishima-san as a gift. As for meI''m fine with things as they are now. "Oh yes, I was called to head off to the staff room. Sorry, I''m making a move." "Ah, okay, walk slowly." Himeji-san suddenly briskly walks forward. At this moment "Like you, Akihisa-kun." Though she said something rather softly, I can''t hear it as it''s buried among the noises of this early morning. Volume 2, Authors Notes Volume 2, Author''s Notes I am very grateful to all readers for buying this book, and at this point, this author will give you his most sincere thanks. I am Kenji Inoue, the author of this book. To think that the second volume would be published so quickly; it is all due to the support of everyone, so please let this author again show his thnaks. Well, anyone would be tired of seeing such a long letter of appreciation, so just let me say a few simple things. There is no content regarding this book behind, so please read on with ease. I live a solitary life. On a certain day, a package was sent to me. It was from my mother, and the contents were indicated to be ''food''. It looked like it was sent from my hometown, and I was really grateful for it. I used my penknife to cut the plastic wrapping, thanking my mum as I pull the food out from inside. Now, what did she send? I was really looking forward to it. The thing that appeared in front of this person that had this feeling was-- ''A pillow case''. This sudden curveball shocked me. I say, mum, how do you think I''ve been living my life? No matter how painful my life can be, a pillow case cannot be eaten. We had been living together for at least 18 years, I don''t think I actually ate pillow cases for my nutrients, no? Haiz, seems like some daily commodities were packed in, so allow me to thank you for sending the pillow case over. Being re-motivated, I rummaged through the contents of the package. Next, what I pulled out from the canvas containment was-- ''Orange, scallops, can'' Now this is an actual food. Though the oranges were a bit bruised, it was still acceptable. Being able to use these as a secondary source or an emergency supply of food made me really happy, since as I''m living alone, I didn''t really have time to buy these things. In order to get even high class food, I reached inside the canvas package. I pulled out something familiar from the canvas package. ''Pillow case (blue)'' Though I did pull this out at the beginning,.the colour this time was diffirent. If I were to add up the ones that I had, I got 4 of them. However, it is good to have extra when I''m washing through and changing pillow cases. I''ll happily keep it then. After that, what''s next is-- ''Pillow case (Aquamarine)'' How dirty did my mum think my pillow cases are? I couldn''t ignore the fact that my mum''s a bit eccentric. After that, I pulled out things like ''barbecued meat (char siu/ roasted Cantonese meat)'' and ''pillow case (pink)''. After confirming the contents inside, I called back home to say thanks. Even though the contents were mostly pillow cases, a gift''s still a gift. Me: "Is that mum?" Mum: "Ah, are the items delivered over?" Me: "Mm, I got it. Thanks." Mum: "Hurry up and finish it before it gets bad." Me: "Besides the pillow case, I''ll do my best to finish up the rest." Mum: "Especially the barbecued meat. You must cook it thoroughly before eating it, okay? Because it has already expired." Me: "Ah, yes. I got it. That''s all for now, bye bye." Mum: "Mm, bye." --Ka-chng Expired? I don''t understand, why would she send expired food over? I have no understanding of what my mum''s thinking at all. Mum did say "You must cook it thoroughly before eating it, okay?" I suppose cooking it thoroughly isn''t the problem here, no? As the saying goes, ''chip off the old block''. The reason why my novel obviously lacks common knowledge is probably a heredity thing, even though I feel that I have to take up 80% of the responsibility. Well enough casual talk. I''m really grateful to all the readers who have read the 1st volume. Fanmails came pouring in, telling me that they want to read the second volume, which resulted in this volume being published. To S-kun from Hiroshima-ken, you were the first fan to send me a fan letter. I''ll treasure this letter of yours. Also, to Takaaki Kaima-san, who assigned Sugawa''s role in a letter, I''m really grateful--hold on, Takaaki-sensei, what are you doing now? You were supposed to be helping out in the live-action movie adaptation of Gakk no Kaidan, is there really a need to help someone like me write a book? I feel that you only need to read the illustrations next time. To Haga-sensei, who normally draws such cute drawings, I''m really happy to be able to work with you. My heartfelt thanks can''t be expressed through words, so next time, lets go out for a drink! To M-sama, who''s in charge of printing, KAGAYA-sama, who''s in charge of design, to all the sempais and to everyone who helped out in the publication of this book, thank you all. With your help, this novel is able to reach the 2nd volume. And to all the readers who bought this book, I would express all my thanks through words in my work. I will continue to do my best! So, if possible, we will meet in the 3rd volume. Oh yeah, there''s a magazine called ''FBSP'' that is slated to be released in May. I have already added a little column inside, so if you readers don''t mind, you can take a look; especially the love letter that starts with the letter M, this author chipped in quite a lot of effort. (On a side note, if it can be successfully released, I intend for the story in the 3rd volume to be even more nonsensical then the 2nd volume. Now, if the editors can agree to it) Volume 3, The First Question Volume 3, The First Question "Shouko." "I have nothing to hide." "I haven''t said anything yet?" "Such a devious method of interrogation." "Please look up the proper usage of interrogation. And also, what are you hiding behind your back?" "Nothing." "Shouko, give me your hand." "Ok." "Here, hm, an MP3 player." "Yuuji, you are so mean." "How can a technologically incompatible person like you be carrying a machine? What''s inside of this?" "Normal music" Beep "" "Normal music." "After deleting the sound track I will return this back to you tomorrow." "So mean, I haven''t even given this to my father to listen to yet. And also, we haven''t held hands yet." "Fatheryou are trying to increase the blackmail that you have on me, aren''t you?!" "It''s not like that. If I let father listen to this, we can have a smooth marriage." "Shouko, go to the hospital now. If you take two or three shots, you may recover and be a normal human being." "I don''t think I''m pregnant yet." "You need to go to the psychiatrist department! Hm?! What''s that in your bag?" "Nothing special." "Mmmwhat''s this? [Yuuji and my future baby name list]; hold it." "The name that''s most favored is using a character from our first names." "[Shouko] and [Yuuji] makes [Shouyu]. Why this particular combination?" "I hope to raise a tasty child." "I can only see a child being brought up with a wrecked conscious." "Also to note, if our child is a son, his name is [Koshou]." "So (Soy Sauce) is a daughter''s name" Please explain why "I" would be in such grief from the following situation. Father announced to me with a painful expression. "He has left this morning. Please forget about him." When I heard the news, I could feel a shocking pain splitting my body in half. My mind was wiped blank and devoid of any other thoughts. How he will end up is a mystery. And my relationship with him is undetermined. Even as I had this idea in my mind, my emotions were still in disarray. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: "His existence is as important as half of his body." Teacher''s comment: Correct. As it is "as important as half of his body", therefore if "he" is no longer there, the body will experience pain as if it has lost half of it. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "He is as important as the lower half of my body." Teacher''s comment: Why is it only limited to your lower half? Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: "Because he is the lower half of my body." Teacher''s comment: Teacher believes this self-consciousness is not good. Two months have passed since the new semester and the effects of the extra daylight are beginning to become more apparent. Because of the temperate climate, sleeping is easier and therefore I arrive at school earlier than usual. "Oh? You''re early today, Akihisa." Just as my foot entered the classroom door, a classmate called out to me. Her face was petite with large and round eyeballs. Although she used a weird dialect, anyone could easily see that her face was of absolute stunning beauty. "Morning, Hideyoshi. It''s just that I woke up earlier than normal." The one with such an appearance is our Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. He is part of our class, and is the reason why I am starting to disregard gender when it comes to love. "Good morning. Then are you preparing your feelings for tomorrow''s training course?" Hideyoshi''s brilliance was shining. And I was able to experience Hideyoshi''s wonderful smile. "Hahaha. Perhaps so." Treading across the tatami mats that were recently recovered from the previous school festival, and having placed my school bag on top of a folding table, the differences between placing objects on a folding table and a cardboard box sincerely moved my heart. "Even though the aforementioned goal was to increase our knowledge, by gathering everyone to stay in the same place, it is hard to to avoid changing the event to be a pleasurable one. I can feel the excitement gathering in my chest." "Oh how terrible, even if you say that your chest feels like it''s swelling, your chest volume has not increased." "No, it''d be problematic if my chest grew bigger" While taking the objects out of my school bag, I continued my usual useless banter with Hideyoshi. "But, a five day and four night trip feels like a vacation, so I''m anticipating it." "Hm? What''s this?" The contents of the drawer that were supposed to have been confiscated by Iron Man should have been missing, but after detailed inspection, the empty desk drawer seemed to contain a letter; a letter that was never seen before. The recipient of the letter was me. "--OH!" It-it-it can''t be a love letter?! "Hm? What''s wrong, Akihisa?" C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-c-calm down Yoshii Akihisa! If I''m found with such a letter, the students in this class will be engulfed with envy and will definitely execute me. With the past events leading up until today, it was hardly difficult to come to this conclusion. What''s most important is to pretend that nothing has happened. "What''s up, Hideyoshi? Everything goes so well" (This is in English in original context.) "This must be serious." Oh crap! I was busted so quickly! "Aah. I must hand it to Hideyoshi. To have so easily discovered my acting." "Um, no, before the issue of your acting skills, I think your language" I guess him having been crowned with the title of a future actor was not for show. "AActually it''s nothing very important, can you pretend to have not noticed?" I placed both of my hands together in front of my face to beg Hideyoshi. If acting doesn''t work, it would have to do to persuade him using sincerity. "Mm If Akihisa says so, then I''ll avoid asking then" Suspicion arose on Hideyoshi''s face, but he ceased to ask further on, such a gentle person! "Thank you for your help! Then au revoir!" With extreme care, and without arousing any suspicion, I secretly slipped the letter into the school bag and made a mad dash out of the classroom. There was no problem with time, as I still had time left before class. And also, I couldn''t feel anyone trailing behind me. It seems that I have not been discovered by my classmates. "Is it possible that my spring has arrived?" Holding various happy feelings, I increase my pace while running on the staircase. "Haa, haa." Having reached the rooftop''s heavy metal door, I opened it, giving way to the clear blue sky. "Great, there''s no one around." This gave me the irresistible urge to break into a soliloquy. As if to avoid the strong piercing rays of the sun, I headed towards the shady cool areas of the rooftop and retrieved the letter from my bag. "Hm, so who wrote this letter?" The letter had no name on it. ''What kind of girl could it possibly be?'' was the sensation that I was having at the moment, while my heart hammered noisily. After I closed my eyes to calm myself down, I slowly took the contents of the letter out. But possibly due to being very nervous, this took a great deal of time. Today is the best day of all days. I could feel luck pouring from every crevice of my body. With the happy rays of sunshine pouring over my body. The wide clear blue sky. The gentle breeze that blew across. [I know your secret.] It was a blackmail message. "This can''t beeee!!!!" To me, it seems spring is still a distant thing. "Akihisa, what''s wrong?" Having noticed that I returned to the classroom, Hideyoshi spoke out in concern. "NoNothing special. Ha, haha." Mistaking a blackmail message for a love letter is something I could not bear to say aloud. With my pride on the line, no matter what, I cannot let this get out. "Liar. We heard a strangled yell from the windows. Are you hiding something?" "Oh, Minami. Good morning." Appearing behind Hideyoshi was the student from Germany, Shimada Minami. She is a girl with a ponytail and eyes full of vigor. "Good morning Akihisa, what are you hiding? Unless it is?" The corner of Minami''s eyes rose sharply, indicating that she was about to enter battle status. "How is that possible, Minami. I really am hiding nothing." "Unless you want to say you received a love letter?" "Minami, such an accusation should not be spoken lightly. Everyone''s reaction to ''love letter'' was extremely explosive, look, everyone is aiming crafting knives at me!" My classmates are such a dangerous bunch of individuals. To have such strong killing intent against another member of the same class is simply abnormal. "Everyone, the crafting knives are too early. Cool down and think it over. This is Akihisa that we are talking about, he surely couldn''t have received a love letter. He must be hiding something else." Minami raised one of her hands to halt the onslaught of the class. Although her intuition was completely correct, under this situation, her words stung greatly against my pride as a man. Even if I have to bullsheet my way through, I still have to say it! "Yes, it is actually that. I discovered a love letter in my shoe locker this morning!" THWUNK! (Was the noise of the craft knife piercing the tatami mats.) "Next time, it''ll be your ears." "My sincerest apologies." Pride? What the hell is that? Is it edible? "Then answer honestly, what are you hiding?" "Well, I am hiding" I thought that on most TV dramas, the contents of the blackmail normally should not be revealed to a 3rd party. And for my own interests, I wish to limit the number of people who know of the blackmailing. Smarten up Yoshii Akihisa, what can you do?! "Uhm" At this point, time slowed down to a crawl. Under the extenuating circumstances, it is standard for the mind to recall past experiences to escape the current problem. "''Uhm'' what?" At this point, I reached the height of recalling yesterday''s TV shows from memory. "Oh, it''s the advertisement letter from a competition swimsuit club." And this is the final result of my brain under pressure, the idea it manages to make? I started to worry about my sanity. "R-Really? Akihisa?" Obviously it''s a lie. But, if I were to deny it, we would end up going back to square one for "What are you hiding?" And this time, I have no confidence that my brain will manage to bring up a better excuse. "Obviously it''s true!" In order to not arouse suspicion, I announced the statement in a firm voice. "Hmm. But it seems you don''t want to throw it away So you wish to join them?" "Some, something like that! I''ve had an interest since some time ago!" Not good! I''m at the point of no return! "Oh, oh, that''s the first time I''ve ever heard of that." Yes, it''s also the first time that I''ve ever heard of that also. "But then, what piques your interest more? Normal swimsuits or competition type swimsuits?" So troublesome, to tell the truth, I don''t have slim glue clue what competition swimsuits are. It boiled down to trying to remember whatever I could still remember from yesterday''s TV program. "Th-That is" "Yes?" Come on! Recall quickly what was your first impression of the TV program from last night, Yoshii Akihisa! My impression of the program was "-the difference of the tightness." I''m such a big pervert. "Shimada, I am probably repeating what you already know, but I should clarify things a bit. Akihisa is actually lying you know? Akihisa cannot possibly have such a fetish." "Oh oh!? Because his lie was so realistic, I nearly fell for it!" "I''m hurt! Your comment just now has severely wounded me to the point where I could cry myself to sleep while holding my pillow every night!" Do I really look like a person with such deep interest in swimsuits? "This is the last time I am asking you, say only the truth, what is it?" If I don''t tell her truth, Minami will have killed me long before the blackmail can. "Actually, I received a blackmail message this morning." "What? That''s great" I''d like to have a few questions for my classmate who felt relieved when she heard I was blackmailed. "Then, what was its contents?" Hideyoshi asked with the exact opposite attitude of Minami, he asked out of pure kindness. His kindness had a healing effect on my shattered conscience. My impression of Hideyoshi has increased by 1. "It says that [You are forbidden to become intimate with females around you.] in it." "Mm, hm. It is clear from the content of the letter that the person has strong feelings for the females that are around Akihisa. It was probably sent out of jealousy. That should mean" "Yes, the fact that the writer of the letter should have affection for the two girls in our class, Himeji and Hideyoshi, is already obvious to me." "Akihisa, run before Shimada returns from retrieving a metal baseball bat." Huh? Was my assumption incorrect? "Well, back to the topic, what is being used to threaten you then?" "Oh, speaking of which, I still don''t know about that. Let''s see, [If you do not do as instructed, the photographs included in the letter will be shown to the world.] Photographsyou mean the ones also in this letter?" Inside the envelope that was just the correct size for holding photographs, was three photos. Taking out the first photograph revealed a picture of me, in a maid dress. "That''s the dress from the previous school festival." "Whenwhen was it taken?!" "After close inspection, the dress suits you well." "I''m not happy at all hearing that." I sighed and, if possible, I wish Hideyoshi did not have to see the photo. The second photograph was me cross dressing in a maid dress, -with my panties visible- version. "" "Akihisa, what''s wrong?" "It was a pair of trunks, therefore it is safe. It was a pair of trunks, therefore it is safe. Because it was a pair of trunks, it was therefor-" "Oh my, Akihisa! Does the photograph contain something so potent that your will was pulverized?" It''s ok! I am a strong child. If it is only to this extent, it is fine! This blackmail is nothing! Gathering my courage, I looked at the final photo. It was a picture of me, holding a bra. (Changing into the maid dress edition photo) "I''VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!" "What!? What was in that photo?" "Don''t look! Don''t look at such dirty pictures of me!" "Even though I am thoroughly confused, you should calm down! You''re drawing everyone''s attention!" Having been told so, I finally notice the piercing stares of the surroundings. Calm down, this is not the time to attract attention. "Huff huff Such destructive power. If I were to say this was a plan to murder me, it wouldn''t be an understatement." "You think too much, it is just a maid dress. Everyone in their life wears one at least once." That definitely has to be a lie. When was I doing a tsukkomi on the indifferent view of Hideyoshi. "Yoshii and Kinosheeta, good morning." From behind, a pleasant voice carried over, which also seemed to have a soothing effect on my wounded heart. "That voice. It has to be Himeji. Good morning." "Yes. Because I discovered midway to school that I left something behind at home. I was nearly late for school." Another one of my classmates, Himeji Mizuki. With her timid smile, she has the power to cleanse the entire classroom of manly stench. "Just in time, we can have Himeji prove that the pictures from before are of no importance. Himeji, do you mind?" Hideyoshi blurted hastily in front of Himeji. "Ok, so what is it?" "Yes, I have a question to ask you. If you had a photograph of Akihisa dressed as a maid, what would you want to do?" Truthfully speaking, his question seems too suspicious. "Mmm If it was that" If Himeji reveals a revolted expression, no matter what the cost is, I must avoid public exposure of the photographs! I cannot let my fame, that is at the bottom of the canyon, dig deeper than it already is! "If I really were to have such a photo, the first thing I would do is buy a scanner." "Huh? Scanner? Why?" Under such a hard to understand answer, I reflexively asked another question. What use can she have with a scanner? "Without it, I cannot announce the charm of Akihisa to the world, through the use of the internet" "Akihisa! Calm down! It''s still too early to jump from here!" "Let go of me Hideyoshi! I cannot bear to stay alive any longer!" Himeji definitely hates me now, doesn''t she? "Right, right! Muttsurini! Muttsurini is well versed in occasions like these. If you tell him what happened" "To let Muttsurini laugh at me?" "No, not that! To explain what has happened so he can help you catch the criminal!" "Ohh! So that''s what you meant!" Right! It''s still too early to give up! Muttsurini is an infamous voyeur photographer and intelligence informant. He could possibly nail down the source of all the problems. With this, I can retrieve my photos! "Nice idea, Hideyoshi! Nothing less from my bride!" "Shouldn''t it be groom instead?!" "Um I think that it''s wrong either way." I have to rush to talk to Muttsurini immediately. At the moment, he seems to be talking with someone else in the shadows. "Then, I''ll go over and talk with Muttsurini!" Having waved to Himeji and Hideyoshi, I ran over to the corner of the classroom. "Speaking of which, what of Akihisa''s maid dress photographs" "HiHimeji! Would you like to have a chat with me?" From the back, I could notice Hideyoshi desperately blocking Himeji''s path. Oh, such a wonderful bride. "Help me, Muttsurini! My pride is at stake here!" While I was rushing over to stand in front of Muttsurini''s ideal conversation location, a hand thrusted out and hindered my path. The hand came from a person with a large body. "Wait a moment, I came here first." "Oh? Yuuji?" The person who went ahead was my bad friend, and at the same time the class rep, Sakamoto Yuuji. His normal hedgehog head seems to have lost all its energy. What could have happened? "Muttsurini, what were you discussing?" "It seems that Yuuji will be married soon." The person that was talking to Yuuji was the short boy, Tsuchiya Kouta. Because of his absolute defiance in refusing to admit that he has a huge interest in matters of sex, we call him "Muttsurini". "Yuuji and Shouko having a wedding? Compared to a fact that was determined a long time ago, my problem of soon being recognized as a cross dresser is more important!" "What the hell are you saying? You were known as a pervert, and that didn''t start today!" "You there with a wife, shut up and return to the cemetery of your life!" "The one who should shut up is you, you pervert! Go and return to your maid tea cafe waitress job!" "" "" "If you both knew that it would come down to this, wouldn''t it have been better to have stayed silent in the beginning?" I didn''t cry! It''s just that this morning''s breakfast (salt and water) is coming out of my eyes. "But, but If it''s just marriage, it''s still great right? I thought at the pace you were going at, I wouldn''t be surprised to see children by now." "Akihisa, you should stop the cold jokes." Huh? What? It wasn''t funny? "Having been beaten down by you like this. I should listen to what has happened." "The way you phrased it just now angers me. But I''ll let it slide for now. This morning, Shouko brought a MP3 player." "MP3 player? That''s nothing special is it? Yuuji used to bring one to school too." But was quickly confiscated by Iron Man. "No. She is extremely terrible when it comes to handling machines. To have brought such a device, and especially to school, is extremely unnatural." It seems Kirishima is inept when it comes to handling machines. It looks like it has nothing to do with brains after all. "Because it looked extremely odd, I took it from her, but mysteriously it contained a recording of someone imitating me proposing to her." "" All of a sudden, the scene of the last summoning war surfaced on my memories. Because the mastermind behind the imitation of the proposal was none other than myself. I was plagued deeply by guilt. But, to record the proposal of her beloved, isn''t that just cute of her? You shouldn''t take it so seriously and laugh it off. "Is, Isn''t it cute of Kirishima to have recorded that as a memento of her memories?" "No, she was planning to use this as evidence of the proposal to her father." The feeling of guilt grew to the point where it was unbearable. "Even though I''ve confiscated the MP3 player, I suspect that this is merely a copy, and if the original is not destroyed" This is because on Yuuji''s hand, it only looked like a standard MP3 player. Even if the content was destroyed, the problem would not be solved. "Because of this, I hoped to ask Muttsurini to stop whoever has the original recording of this. As I said before, Shouko is incompatible with machines, she could have never set up hidden recording equipment ahead of time. Therefore, it must''ve been a real professional in this field who has done this!" Actually, recalling the past events, I did not seem to notice any recording of Yuuji''s (Hideyoshi''s) speech. But like Yuuji mentioned, it is possible someone was secretly recording, because prior to the summoning war, Himeji, and Minami were wearing quite splendid china dresses. It wouldn''t be surprising if someone wanted to secretly record the event. "Akihisa?" "The fact that I changed into a maid dress seems to be in risk of being announced online." "What happened?" It was understandable of him to have asked the question. "Sorry, but to simplify things. This" -In the process of explanation- "-Because of this, I hope you can stop whoever is blackmailing me. I don''t recall having pictures of me taken, therefore I suspect someone extremely well versed in doing so." "What? Akihisa seems to be in the same situation as I am." "Companions through being the victims of blackmail." "Having become comrades through this is just a little" After the explanation ended, the classroom echoed the sound of *kasha kasha* of the door sliding open, and it appears that the home room was about to start. "Sorry for being so late, the training course preparations took a fair bit of time to handle. Everyone please be seated as the lessons will start." Iron Man, no, Nishimura-sensei carried a large box. The contents must have been the handbooks for the training course. "I will investigate on this matter." "Sorry for the inconvenience, as for the reward, I will bring a book that seems to suit your interests." "I will give one of the two recently obtained treasures to you." "I will definitely discover the one behind this." Muttsurini has accepted the request, and being glared at by Iron Man, Yuuji and I quickly returned to our seats. He already had eyes on us, so if we don''t lay low in times like this, our bodies won''t last. "So, tomorrow is the start of the training course, but the details of the course are nearly all written inside the booklet that I am about to hand out to you, so read it yourself when you return home. And this isn''t a holiday, all you need is studying tools and a few set of clothes." A pile of booklets was passed from the front, I kept one and passed the rest to the person behind me. "Only, do not mistake the gathering place and time." Iron Man roughly rapped the desk for attention. Indeed, if one were to mistake the gathering place and time, it would be disastrous. Even though the purpose was to improve our knowledge, missing the chance to have fun with your friends at night would be a sad outcome. Therefore I should put the effort to memorize the place and time. I flipped through the booklet to find the section which mentioned the place and time. The place we were heading to was Uzuki Kougen, which is famous as a tourist spot. The nearest street car should take 4 hours to arrive, and interchanging buses should take around 5 hours. "The important part is that our gathering time and place is different from other classes." Class A and B probably would be traveling in luxury buses. I guess we would be in normal buses, and possibly we only get to stand and not even sit. No, if it can get worse, only an instructor would lead the way. "Listen well, Class F is to meet directly at the destination spot." """Not even an instructor to lead the way????""" Due to the cruel treatment, every member in the class was in tears. Volume 3, The Second Question Volume 3, The Second Question Please write the diary entry for the first day of the training course. Himeji Mizuki''s Diary: After getting off at the tram stop, I was overwhelmed by a sudden dizziness. The smell of the trees and the change of scenery, the difference in air quality compared to the streets of the city, seemed to prophesize that something good would happen. Teacher''s advice: It seems the change of environment is a great stimulus. I wish for Himeji to have a great time and create some memories that belong only to the second year of your high schooling. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Diary: After getting off at the tram stop, I felt overwhelmed by dizziness. I wonder what caused it? Teacher''s advice: It''s car sickness. Yoshii Akihisa''s Diary: At the tram stop, I took in a whiff of the air, it seemed a little sweet, yet sour. A very mysterious smell, and my deep thoughts echoed whether or not it was the specialty of this town. Teacher''s advice: I am definitely sure if Tsuchiya besides you was not vomiting, you would have a different impression of the air quality of this town. Noticing the greenery pass the bus window, I finally left the city that I''m so used to staying in, and am heading towards the highlands that give off such a realistic feeling. "Seems like we''re going to be on this tram for another 2 hours." Himeji-san is sitting opposite me as she slips her handphone back into her pocket. She should be checking out the bus directory. "There''s two hours left, but I don''t want to sleep. What should I do~" As the space in the bus is small, there are only so many things we can do. Our hand-held games were confiscated, so we couldn''t bring them. There''s unexpectedly so few things that we can do. I turn around and look at Yuuji, who''s looking outside. Also looking rather bored, he yawned. "Yuuji, got something interesting?" "Isn''t there a mirror in the toilet? You can look into it until it breaks." "Eh, you''re saying that my face looks interesting?" "Nope, you''re mistaken. I''m saying that your facereally can''t make anyone laugh." "What do you mean by you can''t laugh at it!? Is my face so bad that no one can laugh at it!?" "I''m saying what''s interesting in your guardian spirit." "A guardian spirit? You can see those kinds of things, Yuuji?" "Mm, I can see it. Dyed in blood, messed-up long black hair, that''s a rare guardian spirit you have there." "No matter what, anyone who looks like that wouldn''t be protecting me, right?" That should be well-known as a ghost from behind, right? "Relax, I''m just half-joking." "Ah, what the hell, you scared me." "Actually, the hair is coffee in colour." "Forget about the colour, that''s not the important thing!" Though I feel that Yuuji should be joking right from the start, I still find it a bit horrifying. If I''m to listen to him even more, it''ll become a monster talk. But then again, my luck recently has been really bad, maybe it''s some impure thing coming over to haunt me Never mind, let''s just prepare some salt to chase them away. "Oh, Minami, what are you reading?" Opposite Yuuji, diagonally in front of me, Minami is reading a book that''s about as large as a notepad. It''s really rare for Minami to read this when she''s not really good in Kanji. Is it something that introduces red rubies? "Hm? You''re talking about this? It''s a book of psychological tests. I bought it since it costs 100 yen, but I didn''t expect it to be so interesting." Psychological tests? Seems like we have something to kill the time off. "Ohh~ seems interesting. Why don''t you give me a question, Minami?" "Mm, alright." After saying this, Minami flips through a few pages. "Then let''s start. ''Please choose someone from the opposite gender that fits the following colours''." So, a colour impression? I suppose this is to choose who I find suits the colour the most, right? "'' Green Orange. Blue'' Please say the names of the persons who you find are suitable for the above colours." Ooo~ Green, orange and blue, huh? "ErmMinami, why are you staring at me so intently? At least let me answer the question first." "I, I''m not! Stop yapping and start answering!" "Hm~if that''s the case, then ''Green=>Minami, Orange=>Hideyoshi and Blue=>Himeji-san'', or something like that." PLACKMinami lets out a terrifying sound between her fingers. "Mi, Minami-sanwhy must you rip the book right through in half?" "AND YOU DARE ASK WHY!?" "Eh?" "WHY IS MY COLOUR GREEN AND MIZUKI''S BLUE? CARE TO EXPLAIN?" Wa! Though I don''t know what''s going on, she''s really infuriated! For her to get so angry from just a psychological test, do I have something against tests? "Eve, even if you ask me why, I" Because you''re wearing grassy-green underwearshe''ll throw me out of the bus window if I say this, right? "I won''t get angry, so just say it." "Because you were wearing grassy-green underwear." "SAKAMOTO, OPEN THE WINDOW!" "YOU''RE THINKING OF THROWING ME OUT RIGHT!? YOU''RE THINKING OF THROWING ME OUT OF THE WINDOW RIGHT!!?" "Shimada, you can''t just throw trash out of the window." "Thanks for stopping Minami, Yuuji, but you just treated me like trash without thinking, right?" "Doesn''t matter anyway, since you''re not trash, but a scumbag." "What now~ I haven''t been treated like this so cruelly in a long time." "You should put a scumbag into a waste carriage." "And even Yuuji''s treating me like one" Why must I be always treated like this!? Just as I grit my teeth to endure this agony of humanity, Yuuji easily snatches that booklet of psychology (or rather, it was one anyway) from Minami''s hands. "AH! What are you doing!?" "Let me see! Green represents ''friend'', orange represents ''source of motivation'', and blue representsohh. I see." Yuuji glances at Minami and me a few times before giving a sly look. I''ll go mad everytime he gives such a look. "Sa, Sakamoto! Return that to me!" "Sorry sorry. It looked interesting, so I really felt like borrowing it to take a look." Minami puffs her cheeks in anger as Yuuji doesn''t look sincere at all when he apologized. "Speaking of which, does Yuuji want to participate?" "You''re right. Shimada, can I join in too?" "Alright alrightbut, but I have to make this clear, there wasn''t any significance in that question just now!" "Okay okay, I got it." What was written on that book? "Can I join in too?" At this moment, Hideyoshi moves over. He''s sitting together with Muttsulini behind us, seems like he''s bored as well. "I''m okay with it." Minami looks a bit unhappy, seems like she''s a bit jealous of Hideyoshi. "Well, thanks. Ah, Akihisa, regarding the answer just now" "What answer?" "The question just now was ''Please choose someone from the opposite gender that fits the following colour'', right? Who did you choose for orange?" "You, Hideyoshi." "I''m happy to hear that when you mentioned this, but I do feel really troubled by this" Hideyoshi lowered his head as he muttered this. What''s going on? "Speaking of which, is Muttsulini not participating?" "Looks like he''s asleep. I heard that he did quite a lot of investigations." I poke my head out past the back of the chair, Muttsulini is definitely sleeping. "I guess it''s better not to bother him." "You''re right." Seeing him sleep like this, it''ll be pitiful if he''s to be called up suddenly. "Erm, excuse me. Can I join in as well?" Sitting opposite us, Himeji-san shyly raises her hand. "Then let''s have everyone play. I answered for Minami while she still looked unhappy. Besides, she won''t mind Himeji-san joining in as well. "Oh yeah, Minami, about that ''opposite gender person that represents blue'', what''s the answer?" "I won''t say it, even till I die." "How, how did it become like this" Himeji-san''s wide eyes look a bit teary. It''s because of those teary eyes that I immediately thought of her the moment I heard blue. "Ahnever mind, on to the next question." Minami sighs and again flips through the torn psychology test booklet. To be able to rip a booklet right down the middle, how strong is Minami anyway? "''From the numbers ''1'' to ''10'', please choose the first two numbers that you thought of.''" "I''m 5 and 6" Yuuji said. "Well, I''m 2 and 7." Hideyoshi replied. "I''m 1 and 4." I gave my answer as well. "Then I''m 3 and 9." Himeji-san finally has an answer. After hearing our comments, Minami slowly flips through a page off the booklet in her hands. "Let me see. ''The first number the person thinks of represents how others view the person''. If so" "A snarky, cool guy."-- Yuuji. "A calm and sensible person."-- Hideyoshi. "Go to hell."-- Me. "Caring and cautious"-- Himeji-san. Minami called out the results. "Oh, I see." "To be called sensible, I''m rather happy." "Erm~ why am I the only getting scolded?" "So I''m gentle and cautious, huh~" We all said our thoughts. "Next, ''the second number represents the real personality hidden within you''. So, let me see" Similar to what she did just now, Minami pointed at everyone. "A just and gentle person."-- Yuuji. "A very attractive person."-- Hideyoshi. "Go and die painfully."-- Me. "A strong-willed person."-- Himeji-san. She again gives us the answer. "Hideyoshi is really attractive." "Himeji is a strong-willed girl, huh?" "Erm~ Why am I being the only one scolded even more?" "Sakamoto-kun really gives a feeling that he''s gentle." Our conversation starts to revolve around the psychology test, and everyone continued to have fun. After that, Minami started to play a few of these psychology test with us. After a while, "(Pats pats)." "Ah, morning, Muttsulini." "You''re awake." "Woke up because I''m hungry." "Oh? It''s that time already?" I pull out the handphone to confirm the time, and the time shown on the screen right now is 1:15pm. Normally, this would be past lunchtime already. "Perfect timing. Why don''t we have our lunch now?" "You''re right. We won''t be able to finish dinner if we had lunch too late." Food is a really important source of nutrition. I won''t deliberately give any excuse that I ate already this time; that would truly be a waste. "Ah, it''s time for lunch, right? If so" At this moment, Himeji-san reaches her hand into a bag beside her, searching for something, and I have a bad feeling about this. "Actually, I made quite a lot of bentos, so it possible" The prediction came true! Himeji-san took out a large bento box! I''m really grateful for her kind intention, but unfortunately, the food that she makes aren''t just a masterpiece of creativity, it''s a strong poison that can threaten anyone''s life. "Sorry Himeji, but I did bring my own bento." "Sorry, I brought mine as well." "Same here." Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini all pull out their lunches to prove it, seems like they were completely prepared. "This is how it is, so Akihisa, please accompany Himeji as you eat your lunch." Yuuji reveals an expression of glee over my misfortune. They must have thought that since I''m in poverty, I won''t be able to prepare my own bento. Hoho, you''re too naive if you thought that. "I''m sorry. Actually, I prepared my own bread." "Oh my! My hand slipped! (smacks me)" "my foot slipped. (steps on it)" "AHHH! MY BREAD! MY BREAD!" After Yuuji caused me to drop my bread onto the floor, Muttsulini followed up by stepping on it a few times. Damn it! Your combination is too perfect! How am I supposed to react? Even so, I''m not so weak so as to give up even after my bread got stepped on a few times. "Hahaha, you guys aren''t careful at all. Really, why don''t you treasure food more" "You''re right. Why shouldn''t we treasure food? I''ll finish up this squished bread, so Akihisa, just eat Himeji''s bento." ""(staring at each other)"" "Ah sorry Yuuji. My hand slipped so" "I''ll grab you to prevent your hand from slipping." ""(glaring at each other)"" "Then Akihisa-kun, if you don''t mind" Himeji-san shyly brings the bento in front of me. I''m really~really happy, but after seeing the contents of the bento, I can''t even bring myself to start tucking in. "Ah~ Well, this" "Aki, do you want to eat my bento as well?" Just as I was ready to use my specialty ''stomachache attack'', Minami unexpectedly gave me an escape route. This is truly a once in a million chance! "Thanks Minami for sharing! How about everyone open up their bentos? Then we can all share!" I see Yuuji shoot me a ''what kind of bastardly idea is this?'' blaming look. Really, this made me feel so good about it. "Well, well Muttsulini and I will go back to our seats and eat." "(Nods head vigourously)." Oh, so Hideyoshi and Muttsulini are both intending to escape, huh? Nevermind, my target has only been Sakamoto Yuuji right from the start! "I don''t need it, besides, I have Akihisa''s bread in my hand." Though Yuuji''s face is looking as gentle as ever, his gaze is ever serious. "Don''t say this, Yuuji" "I see, so you want to eat my bento as well! Go ahead, take as much as you want!" "GUUH!!" My mouth got stuffed with a lot of things. Yuuji seemed to have stuff my mouth with sandwiches to prevent me from saying anything. Can I even say anything anymore? I frantically chew on the food to swallow it. Humph! This American-style sandwich is too delicious! Roasted chicken with some special marinade on it. "(swallows)that was good!" A layer of butter was applied on the surface of the toast to prevent moisture, only the leaves of the lettuce was used, the lettuce was used to wrap the tomatoes and chicken to prevent the moisture from oozing out, and there''s a layer of wasabi sauce and mayonnaise on the chicken as well "Oi Yuuji, did you make this yourself?" "Can''t I?" How should I say it? The sandwich he made was surprisingly good, really shocked me. This guy really isn''t some amateur at this, he always has his way of doing things. "Then have some of mine." This time, Minami places her bento in front of me. Ooohh, hers is traditional. Deep-fried meat balls, siewmais and asparagus rolls are all lined up nicely in the bento box. She still gave me these even though she was in a bad mood during the psychology test games, really, Minami is gentle! I have to see her from a different viewpoint. "Then if you don''t mind me." Now, what shall I eat? I''m getting puzzled since I haven''t eaten a proper meal for a long time. Oh~ well, then I''ll take the siewmai! Though it''s rude, I still used my hand to pick one up and pop it into my mouth. "Aki, that, wellI''m trying to summon my courage to say this! Actually, I intended to let you eat that siewmai" "Hm? What? (chewing)" "because between the 2 siewmais , one of them has wasabi in it." "ARE YOU STUPID!?" SPICY!! I''M GOING TO DIE OF SPICINESS!! MY TONGUE HAS GONE NUMB!! "Akihisa, you might be lucky in a certain sense." Yuuji patted his hand on my shoulder just as I''m going about looking for water. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I''M LUCKYah yes! Since my taste buds are all damaged, maybe I might be able to take Himeji-san''s toxic food! If so, I got to remain in this invincible mode and "I''m taking your bento, Himeji-san!" "Ah, yes. Please have more of it." "I''m tucking in" Waking up, I find myself in an unknown room. "Ah, Akihisa, you''re awake? Goodseems like the electric shock was effective!" Yuuji raises what looks like an electric iron in his hand, revealing an expression that looks like he can finally heave a sigh of relief. ARE YOU JOKING? WAS I REALLY TREADING IN BETWEEN THE LINE OF LIFE AND DEATH? "Speaking of which, is this where our camp is?" "Ah, yes. Our school is rich, that''s for sure. I heard that this hotel was bought by Fumitzuki Gakuen to be used as the dormitory for our training course." This place was modified to be the dormitory for our training course? In other words, we can summon summoned beasts here, right? This is Fumitzuki Gakuen alright. However, since they''re willing to splash the cash whenever they want to, I hope that the school will help provide free lunches. "Oh, Akihisa! You alright!? What a reliefwhen I heard you start to regret everything you did in your past life, I thought you were gone" Hideyoshi, who came into the room, placed his hand on his chest. Good thing I survived. "Thanks for worrying about me. Is Hideyoshi staying here as well?" "Yes, and with Muttsulini, the four of us will be staying here." Seems like this place is large enough to allow 8 people to sleep here, but maybe it was because of the class sorting that the four of us can stay in such a large roomdid they decide to put us problematic students here together? At this moment, I noticed that the last person who''s supposed to stay with us in this room isn''t here. "Where did Muttsulini go? Did he go out to peek?" "I don''t think it''s nice to say that about your friend" Kachang. "I''m back." Speak of the devil, Muttsulini''s back. "Oh, you''re back, Muttsulini." "It''s great that you''re okay, Akihisa." "Ah, so you were worried about me? Sorry about that." "Thanks to that, the information I worked hard to find won''t go to waste." "Information? You''re talking about what Akihisa and I asked you to check? You''re really fast!" Yuuji had quite the reaction the moment he heard the word ''information''. Ah, we asked him to search out the culprit who took a photo of me (wearing an embarrassing maid costume) and recorded Yuuji''s voice (his marriage declaration). "I got trail of the tools that the culprit used." "Ohh, as expected of Muttsulini." "From the culprit''s modus operandi, I can assume that it''s the same person involved in both cases." "I see. But not many people would do this thing. Since you feel this way, I suppose that''s right." Even so, doesn''t this mean that we have two of this kind of people (the culprit and Muttsulini) in our year? That''s really strange. "So, who''s the culprit?" "(Shakes head)" After being questioned, Muttsulini shakes his head with an apologetic look. "Ah, so you don''t know who the culprit is?" "Sorry." "Why are you saying sorry to us? You''re willing to help us, and we''re grateful for that." That''s right. I asked him yesterday, so how can we expect him to find the culprit today? Things aren''t that simple. "I only know that ''the culprit''s a girl, and her butt got burned a bit''." "What are you investigating anyway?" Wouldn''t people normally check the name of the person, how the person looks or something? Who would know whether there''s a burn on the butt!? I really want to know how that guy investigated this. "I set up a network over the entire school." At the same time he said this, Muttsulini pulled out a small machine. What''s this thing? "A mini-recorder. I bugged the entire school with a lot of these." Beep-- After the button was pressed, a loud mix of voices echoes throughout the room. "The voice quality''s rather bad." "Can''t be helped. Since we''re searching through the entire school, it''s hard to maintain the sound quality and accuracy." "Though we can barely hear that it''s a girl, we can''t tell who it is." After that, it''s another girl''s voice. Like the previous one, we can''t really tell who it is just from the sound, but this unique way of talking, and the content, anyone can just use their kneecap to guess who this is. "IT''S, IT''S SHOUKO!! THAT GIRL, SHE HAS ALREADY STARTED?" "She''s really anxious about this." Exactly what does Kirishima-san like about this guy anyway? "Hoo, that was too dangerousgood thing the training course saved my life" "So it got delayed till next Monday." Even so, we can''t work on the weekends, so actually, we have only 4 days left. "And the other conversation includes the culprit''s identity." Muttsulini operates the machine again. What followed was some really boring business talk. "That''s all we know of for now." "I see, so that''s the reason why you said that the culprit has a burn on the butt." "From how the conversation went just now, it seems like the culprit''s a girl." "The other person seems a bit pretentious, but it seems like she''s a girl as well." We were worried about the sound quality, that it may be so bad that we wouldn''t be able hear the conversation clearly, but since it''s girls talk, if they aren''t girls, it''s Hideyoshi''s doing. "This is really a beneficial piece of information to us, but a burn on the butteven if we''re to flip a girl''s skirt, we might not be able to find out who the culprit is. Ah~hum" "We can''t even capture a burn mark even if we''re to use an infrared camera" Beside me, Yuuji gives a serious look that shows that he''s thinking of a way to peek at a girl''s butt. "So what were you guys talking about since a while back?" Seeing us serious with that thinking look, Hideyoshi tilted his head slightly as he said this. That''s right, we haven''t told Hideyoshi what''s going on. "Hideyoshi, actually(omitting the rest out)." I gave him a brief explanation of what happened to us. If we explain it clearly, Hideyoshi should be willing to help us out. "I see. But if the burned part''s on the bu" Hideyoshi gives us a cute look as he thinks of a way to help us. "Ah, but it''ll be bathing time soon. Can''t we just get Hideyoshi to check who has the burn mark on her butt?" "Akihisa, why do you want me to enter the girls bathing area?" Oh my, my proposal''s too great! There should be no problems now. "Not possible, Akihisa." However, Yuuji dampened my enthusiasm. Is there something on the training course itinerary? "Why not?" "Well, that''s to be expected, since I''m a guy." "Just read the 3rd page of the itinerary booklet." I obediently follow Yuuji''s instructions and read the 3rd page. Looking at it ~Dormitory bathing locations and timeslots~ Boys classes A, B, C -20:00~21:00 Large bathroom (Male) Boys classes D, E, F -21:00~22:00 Large bathroom (Male) Girls classes A, B, C -20:00~21:00 Large bathroom (Female) Girls classes D, E, F -21:00~22:00 Large bathroom (Female) Class F''s Kinosheeta Hideyoshi -20:00~21:00 Personal Bathroom (4) "Damn it! Now we can''t get Hideyoshi to help us out now." "Seems that way." "Why am I the only one with a personal bathroom?" And I thought that this was a perfect plan. What a pity! Just as the four of us were muttering and thinking of a plan. DABOOM!! "EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK AND GET DOWN!!!" Our room door was busted open, and several girls came running in. "Wha, what''s going on?" "Get over here, Kinosheeta! You three over there, don''t think of putting up any resistance!" Standing in the frontmost position, Minami immediately darted to the window to prevent us from escaping. Nice, as expected of Minami! "Why did you guys run to the window so suddenly?" This isn''t the problem now, right? "Now I want to know why in the world did you girls come rushing into our room?" After closing the window, Yuuji questioned the entire group of girls. Muttsulini and I also put down our extremely heavy bags and turn around to face them. "And you dare to act like you''re innocent. We already knew that you guys are the culprits!" Showing a high and mighty attitude as she walks past Minami is class C''s representative, Koyama-san. All the girls behind her fold their arms, looking like they agree as they nod their heads. "Culprits? What are you talking about?" "This." Koyama-san tosses something in front of us. What''s that? "CCD camera and a mini-microphone." Having absolute knowledge regarding these kinds of things, Muttsulini answered. Oh, I see. So this was installed inside the girl''s changing room "Eh? Isn''t that peeping? Who would do such a thing?" "Stop playing dumb! Who would do this sort of things besides you guys?" Hearing this, Hideyoshi steps in and confronts Koyama-san. "It''s not like that. We didn''t do such a thing! This dastardly thing of peeping" In order to prove our innocence, Hideyoshi got so anxious that his voice got hoarse naturally without anyone noticing. I should respond to that trust. "That''s right, we didn''t do such a thing!" "(Nods head violently)." While Hideyoshi refuted this, Muttsulini and I moved forward, only to be glared at by Koyama-san. "So what''s with this dastardly way of peeping?" "Ireally can''t deny it" "WHAT? IS THE TRUST BETWEEN US ONLY TO THIS EXTENT!?" To think that Hideyoshi thinks that Muttsulini and I are of an equal level? I''m going to cry "I really didn''t think that Yoshii-kun, you guyswill actually go to this extent" Among the crowd of extremely murderous girls, Himeji-san said this with an incredulous voice of disbelief. Hearing her say this, it''s like we betrayed her trust, it really hurts and aches. BUT I DON''T REMEMBER DOING SUCH A THING!! "AkiI trusted you, why must you do such a despicable thing?" "Minami, if you really believed me, you wouldn''t be preparing those interrogation tools, right?" On a side note, I don''t sense any trust from her at all. "Himeji-san, you''re mistaken! We''re really!" "I''m angry! You actually went to peep on us while our stomachs were all full with dinnermy waist isn''t normally that big, it''s a lot skinnier!" So that''s your reason for being angry? "My, my bust isn''t as big as usual, you know!?" "That''s a lie." "EVERYONE, GIVE HIM A GOOD LESSON!!" "I''m, I''m sorry!! I accidentally said my true thoughts out loud!" The girls quickly surround us, forcing Muttsulini and me to kneel down with stone blocks on us. Not good! The only person we can ask for help right now is "HELP, YUUJI!! HURRY UP AND SAVE US!!" "I won''t forgive you for being fickle-minded in love." "Hang on, Shouko! Calm down for a while GYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Before you admit your deeds, we''ll love you to our hearts'' contents!" Now Minami has finally revealed her sadistic personality. We''ll die if we don''t improve her mood! I don''t like to lie, but we got to praise her a bit. "Well, I have been looking at Minami''s huge breasts you know GYYYYAAAHHH!!" "Now for the first block." I definitely praised her! She still dropped such a heavy object on my knees even after I did my best to praise her!! "Yoshii-kun, so you''ve seen Minami-chan''s breasts?" "Ah ha ha ha. Nar nar. Gentle Himeji-san won''t want to drop something heavy on me right AHHOOOOWWWW!!" "You should answer the question properly, you know?'' Nowadays, I feel that there''s something more to Himeji-san''s smile than a smile. Seems like I got too close to death a lot more times than usual today. After 30 minutes of interrogation, we were released due to insufficient evidence. "This is just added punishmentspeaking of which, why am I the only one treated as a victim?" "Yeah, that''ll cause a misunderstanding." "There wasn''t any visible evidence left behind in the first place." Muttsulini, your words may end up bringing us back into the torturous Hell! Oh yeah, Yuuji should be alright, right? Why hasn''t he made a single sound yet? "Yuuji, you alright? Why haven''t you said anything yet?" As I asked, Yuuji suddenly stood up as if he made some huge decision. "Isn''t this perfect?" The deep, angry voice bellows throughout the room. "Eh? What''s with you, Yuuji?" "Since they won''t be convinced even with all these, why don''t we grant them their wish?" His eyes are blazing with determination as if they''re on fire. "Are you really thinking" "Yes, that''s exactly what I''m thinking. Since they have decided that we were peeping on them, WHY DON''T WE JUST PEEP ON THEM BRAZENLY!!" "Yuuji, if you really want to see Kirishima-san''s naked body so much, why don''t you just ask her?" And we''re already thinking about peeping on them while they''re on their guard. There has to be a limit to stupidity. "Wha, are you stupid? I''m not interested in Shouko''s naked body!" Man up and tell the truth, Yuuji, I''m really interested. "Uh huh, are you thinking of searching for the culprit with the burn mark on the butt?" "That''s right. I already felt that it was too despicable, but since they accused us without any proof, there''s no need to consider this too much. WE''RE GOING TO PEEP ON THEM AND CATCH THE CULPRIT WHILE WE''RE AT IT!!" Yuuji''s right. Since we''re treated like peeping toms, we should have the right to do this. Besides, if I don''t do this, those embarrassing photos of me will be scattered all over the world! "The camera and microphone just now were of the same model as the ones the culprit threatened you two with." "What? Is that true, Muttsulini?" "Undoubtably." "Really? Now that''s a fact worth being happy about." "Yeah." "(Nods head)." All three of them fold their arms and respond in unison. Eh, about that "Excuse mebut what''s the situation now?" "Akihisa''s still Akihisa. You can''t even grasp this level of situation. Basically, here''s how it goes." Yuuji takes out a piece of paper and starts to draw on it. "The person who blackmailed you and me used the same type of camera and microphone inside the girls'' changing room as the one used to blackmail us. Then, if the female culprit has a burn on her butt" "Ah, I see! As long as we can find the culprit with the burn mark on the butt, all the problems will be solved!" Though peeping isn''t something praiseworthy, we have no choice but to do this. This is for Yuuji, for me, our bright futures! Thus, we have to PEEP! "But speaking of which, as long as things involve Kirishima-san, Yuuji would be extremely motivated. I''m really suspicious, is there really a need to go to this extent?" That was a whole world of difference in contrast to his normally lazy attitude. "Actually, a while back, I was drugged by Shouko and got unconscious." "I''m sorry, I forgot about that. It must have been really hard on you." "The moment I woke up, I found myself kidnapped to her house." So Yuuji got kidnapped to Kirishima-san''s house. Since Yuuji didn''t really care, she used such a hardcore method, huh? Kirishima-san really won''t give up. "Heh~so did you say hello to Kirishima-san''s parents?" "No, it''s not that, her house--" Don''t tell me not just her parents, even her grandparents are living with her as well? "--got my room prepared." So Yuuji''s about to take the last step, huh? "If her family members hears the marriage proposal, my, my future will be" Seems like I''m getting used to Yuuji breaking down nowadays, however, a slightly broken Yuuji has a bit more variety. Oh well, that isn''t bad. "Er, guys, if we don''t hurry, the bathing time for the girls will end." "(Nods head)." "Eh? Hideyoshi and Muttsulini are going to help us?" "Of course. My friend''s in trouble, how can I just sit back and watch?" "(Nods head violently)." As expected of my good friends; even if I got some unknown criminal record, even if it''s really tough and not worth doing, they''re still willing to lend us a helping hand. "And I do have some responsibility regarding Yuuji''s marriage proposal" Oh yeah, there''s another reason to this. But the one who forced Yuuji to say this was me, so Hideyoshi has no need to be bothered by it. "I''ve already confirmed the location of the girls bathing area." Muttsulini walks out of the room, his feet moving without any hesitation at all. "Yosh! Yuuji, hurry and get up! We''re going to peep! (Gives him a good hit)" "Ughwhat''s going on?" "Now Akihisa''s getting skilled in treating Yuuji." This most likely is because Yuuji''s been moving to that other world for no good reason. "There''s now 40 minutes left for the later group." Muttsulini checks his watch to confirm. "No time left, we got to hurry." "You''re right, let''s run." "Got it!" We didn''t wear any shoes or indoor slips, only socks as we moved about on the corridor. Of course, this is to prevent footstep sounds from being made. Maybe because the boys and girls bathing times are the same, we didn''t meet anyone on the way. "After walking past the staircase and down a bit, it''ll be the girls'' bathing area." Muttsulini stopped in front of the stairs. In other words, once we get down the stairs and go all the way, we''ll reach the girls'' bathing area. Since the place is underground, we can''t peek from outside, and had to go all the way down. "Alright, we don''t have much time left. So let''s break through the last line of defense!" "The goal''s right in front of you." Yuuji said. """(Nods head)""" The 3 of us silently nodded our heads and dashed down the stairs at a terrifying speed. Taking 2 steps down at a time, and then moving down the corridor towards the girls'' bathing area "I heard that someone placed a video cam in the changing room, so I came over to stay guard. Didn''t expect the culprits to really come over." Looking around to find the source of the voice, the one that appeared in front of us was a familiar male teacher. It''s Fuse-sensei, the chemistry teacher. "What now, Yuuji? It''s Fuse-sensei." "Don''t worry, we''ll just knock him out with a punch." "You should be worried, Sakamoto! I''m still a teacher, you know!" "Got it, then we''ll settle it with a punch!" "What are you doing, Yoshii?" This was to defend our innocence. Once we find out who the culprit is, everyone will forgive us! That''s right, we''re pursuing the truth! Justice will always be on our side! "However, I''ll let you feel all this anger that I built up over remedial classes!" "THAT''S JUST A SELFISH ACT OF REVENGE!" My iron fist of justice locked onto Fuse-sensei, ready to fire out any second. "GGGYYYAAA! Su, summon!" Suddenly, a little body appeared in front of me and blocked my fist. "A Summoned beast?" I quickly jumped back and maintained a safe distance. A familiar magic array appeared besides sensei''s feet. At this moment, what appeared in front of me is a summoned beast of a rather high level, several times stronger than those of the poor performers. If it''s a teacher''s summon, this summoned beast should have an immeasurable power. However, a normal summoned beast should be unable to touch humans or physical objects. "Damn it! So the teachers'' summoned beasts can touch physical objects?" Yuuji muttered bitterly. Like what we''re seeing, my fist got blocked by Fuse-sensei''s summoned beast. In other words, sensei''s summoned beast can interfere with physics. "Ho, so I finally managed to catch up? Before Yoshii was designated as a ''punishment inspector'', we had to experience it ourselves, so our summoned beasts can touch physical objects. Besides, who asked us to be teachers? We have to step in and stop the young from going rampant sometimes." If so, Fuse-sensei should be rather used to controlling a summoned beast. Damn it, this situation''s getting harder and harder to handle. "But isn''t this too despicable! Since you''re setting your own questions, wouldn''t your summoned beasts be too powerful!?" Sensei''s answers should be similar to those model answers! If we''re to fight against someone at such a level, we can only remain in a disadvantageous position and can only try to get back up. "No, this isn''t a real battle anyway, so it isn''t really despicable. Besides, you boys wanted to beat me up first, right?" Adults are really despicable, always thinking of ways to trick us. "And besides, teachers need to take tests. Our tests are set by teacher from other levels." "Eh, really?" "Well, since the principal''s philosophy is that ''teachers themselves should be at a level competent enough to educate students''." Really? Seeing the principal normally acting so nonchalantly, she sure is serious as an educator. "Alright, time for you boys to be obedient, okay?" Fuse-sensei''s summoned beast got into a battle position, and when we''re fighting against a summoned beast that''s a lot strong than an ordinary human, we don''t have a chance of winning if we don''t bring out a similar battle ability. "Is so, we should resist with all we have and beat down Fuse-sensei''s summoned beast." "That''s the spirit! I''ll leave it to you, Yuuji!" Using Yuuji as a shield, I hastily moved forward. "Hold it right there." My shirt suddenly got tugged back. What? I''m rushing off to the girls'' bathing area. "Let''s hear your chemistry score." Oh my, really. You don''t think you have a chance without me helping, do you? Can''t be helped That chemistry test. Almost made it, what a pityjust one mark, yes, if I could get one more mark "With one extra mark, I could have gotten a double digit score." "Hurry up and scram, you useless piece of trash." It, it''s not what you think! I just accidentally miswrote my answers on the next question! It''s not because my minds'' bad! "If the opponent''s a teacher, it''ll be tough for one person to handle. I''ll stay as well, Akihisa, Muttsulini, hurry up and move on!" Even if it''s Yuuji, it''s unlikely that he''ll beat a teacher, so Hideyoshi decided to stay behind and help him. If they''re working together, there should be no problems, right?" "Then I''ll leave it to you then, Hideyoshi. Come on, summon!" "For the sake of clearing the name of my friends, this is nothing. Summon!" Yuuji and Hideyoshi have summoned their summoned beasts, and the summoning mechanism set within the hotel reacted to their call, causing familiar patterns to appear on the floor. In the blink of an eye, both Hideyoshi and Yuuji''s summoned beasts appear. "Muttsulini, as according to plan, leave this to Yuuji and Hideyoshi. We''ll goWHAT THE HELL, HE DISAPPEARED!?" Muttsulini had already hastened his feet as he moved towards the girls'' bathing area. What amazing movement; I''ve got to catch up! "Oi, you two! Tsuchiya, Yoshii! Hold on a minute!" "Sorry, Fuse-sensei, but I won''t allow you to stop them." "That''s the case, so please stay behind and play with us." I could roughly hear Yuuji and the others talking, but Muttsulini and I dashed forward without looking back. Just at this moment though "Hold it right there." Another teacher blocked us. "Ooshima-sensei." Muttsulini lets out a moan of agony. It''s expected that he would be like this, since to Muttsulini, this opponent is like a grand master! This person who came over, Ooshima-sensei, is in charge of Health and Physical Education. But since the opponent is the Health Ed teacher, it might be good for us in a certain sense. Though Mutsulini is truly a rare national-class idiot when it comes to other subjects, his ability can really match a teacher. Seems like we''ll have an exciting match between these two." "Muttsulini." "(nods head)." Muttsulini looks serious as he nods his head, walking towards Ooshima-sensei. "Ooshima-sensei." "What." "This isn''t peeping." Getting ready to summon, Ooshima-sensei stopped what he was doing. Seems like Muttsulini''s not intending to fight right from the start, but will try to convince Ooshima-sensei. This is rare, especially for him. "Then if it''s not peeping, what is it?" Seems like Muttsulini''s tactic worked as Ooshima-sensei retorted. Maybe it''ll be easier to convince him than Ironman? I got to see this. "This is" Though it''s soft, Muttsulini''s voice echoes inexplicably in my ears. "Practical health education." "Summon." Unfortunately, his attempt to convince sensei failed. "I''ll leave it to you here, Muttsulini!" "Summon." Muttsulini looks unhappy as he summoned his summoned beast. Did he really think that he could convince Ooshima-sensei with that? If he really thought so, I can only say that he is one enigmatic guy. "I''ll go off first, Muttsulini! We''ll meet up once you beat sensei!" After leaving Muttsulini with these words, I ran on ahead. "So you think you can take me? You brats better listen, don''t everUNDERESTIMATE YOUR OWN TEACHERS!" P.E. Teacher, Ooshima Takeshi, Health Education 663 points F class, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education 424 points "eh?" I continued to run, but stopped due to being shocked. Did I see Ooshima-sensei''s points correctly before I left? 663 POINTSIS THAT EVEN HUMANLY POSSIBLE? DID SOMETHING GO WRONG? "Did they change the marks or something?" "You idiot, we teachers will definitely not do such a stupid thing!" My little mutter got a familiar response. This, this voice is "YOU APPEARED, IRONMAN!" "CALL ME NISHIMURA-SENSEI!" His back facing the girls bathing area, my eternal enemy Ironman, also known as Nishimura-sensei, stood there, his muscular and brawny body blocking me. "Really, I guess you people don''t know, but we teachers have to study as well! This is for us teachers to be professional!" "Ah, I see. It''s been tough on you~" "That''s right, an educator''s life is tough." Ironman muttered painfully to himself. Though I really can''t see it, it seemed like it''s really tough. "On a side note, how much did Nishimura-sensei get?" "I was busy relieving the ex-homeroom teacher, so I didn''t have time to take my tests, and so I don''t have any marks." "I see, so in other words, you don''t have any marks now, right? As expected of idiot Nishimura-sensei who has only brawns and doesn''t have a brain at all." "Yoshii, for safety''s sake, I''ll ask you thiswhat''s your blood type?" Am I thinking too much? Why do I feel like he''s about to beat me down to death before transfusing blood back into me again? "An, anyway, I got to get through! Move aside! Summon!" I''ll reach my goal as long as I get past Ironman! Got to get through no matter what! Remedial teacher, Nishimura Sochi, combined subjects NONE Class F, Akihisa Yoshii, combined subjects 929 points. "BRING IT ON!" Facing my summoned beast, Ironman only clenches his fists and gets into a fighting position. Eh? Fists? Isn''t he going to summon? As far as I know, a summoned beast''s power is several times stronger than an ordinary human, so only a summoned beast can only fight against another summoned beast. But it seems like Ironman isn''t going to summon one. "So sensei, did you forget that my summoned beast can touch physical objects?" It''s true that normally, an ordinary student''s summoned beast can''t touch humans, so Ironman can just ignore the existence of the summoned beast and go after the human. However, my summoned beast has the ability of the ''punishment inspector'', which allows it to touch humans and use it''s tremendous strength to easily beat Ironman. So in order not to allow me to do whatever I want, Ironman should summon a summoned beast to counter. "You big idiot. How can I forget what kind of ability does the summoned beast of the one problematic student in our school''s history has?" "But if so" "Didn''t I say it before, I don''t have any marks." Ironman answered me in an uninterested manner. So without any marks, he can''t summon? If so, this is a once in a million rare chance. "If so, including all the hatred that I accumulated up till nowTAKE THIS, IRONMAN!" The summoned beast aims itself at Ironman and charges over. I''ll let him think that I''m attacking from the front before jumping to the side and throw my wooden sword at him from a blind angle "TIIIUU." Before I could send out a heavy hit, Ironman swung his fist down. "Eh?" The wooden sword lets out a clatter as it lands on the floor. "How can something like this be possible! For an ordinary human to beat a summoned beast!" Something must have gone wrong. I shouldn''t have used a weapon that I''m not used to, if I used only my summoned beast''s strength to fight, I would have beaten him now! "Yoshii, do you know why I didn''t cancel your summoning rights up till now?" Ironman quickly kicks my summoned beast lightly. "GWWAH!!" He merely kicked my summoned beast lightly, but it got kicked high into the air. Has he completely grasped the rhythm of my breathing? "Oh my, good thing you''re a punishment inspector. If it''s just hitting a summoned beastthen it shouldn''t be considered corporal punishment, right?" Flying high into the air, my summoned beast is defenceless as it shows itself before Ironman. "Eh? I never felt that corporal punishment" "GRIT YOUR TEETH AND DIE!!" In an instant, I got hit by his fist 5 times. "GUAH!" The sharp pain that caused my sight to go dark reverberates throughout my body. How, how can there be such a ridiculous punch? Just the recoil from the punch alone is enough to flip all the contents in my gut "However, since you did attack in a manly way, I won''t let you get suspended. For gentle and kind Nishimura-sensei to be your opponent, don''t you feel lucky?" Ironman cracks his knuckles as he moves towards my summoned beast. Not good, not good at all. A kind teacher would have let me off here! "Oh my, I''m not a devil. I''ll let you go once you take my counselling lessonand that goes for those three as well." "Eh?" Looking over at where Ironman is looking at, Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini were already subdued. "Alright. First, you''ll write a letter of remorse in English. If any word or alphabet is written wrongly, you have to rewrite it no matter how many times! Those who finished can go back to sleep." Thus, the four of us ended up with the fate of having to kneel on the corridor and write a letter of remorse in English. Volume 3, The Third Question Volume 3, The Third Question Please write the diary entry for the second day of the training course. Himeji Mizuki''s Diary: "Today''s focus for revision is physics, which I''m not too familiar with. However, after studying with class A, I learnt quite a bit. This is truly a meaningful experience." Teacher''s advice: It is great if Himeji-san can improve after studying together with Class A. Maybe you can become a member of class A after this test, so it''s good to create some friendships. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Diary: "First part omitted. I went to sleep at night." Teacher''s advice: First part omitted isn''t used like this. Yoshii Akihisa''s Diary: "Everything omitted" Teacher''s advice: I have never seen such a way to slack off. I cannot say anything about this "Yuuji, I''m really happy to be able to study with you." "Wait a second, Shouko. Don''t just sit on my lap as if it''s natural! Those guys from your class are taking off their shoes and are aiming them at me!" Today''s the second day of our training course, and we were scheduled to study together with class A. The content for studying is basically personal preference. If there''s a problem, we can ask any teachers or students around us, so it is basically self-study. Because of this, the tables are arranged together to allow students to face each other. "But why a self-study? Don''t we need to study?" Isn''t it a waste of time to come all the way here just to self-study? Not like I''m complaining. "Study? How can we do such a thing?" Hearing me mutter this to myself, that lucky bastard Yuuji abandons Kirishima-san, who''s still resisting. Seeing them tussle against each other so intensely is really a pity. "Impossible? Why?" "Akihisa. Do you think you can understand the content that class A studies?" "Mm, you''re really rude! Maybe for you Yuuji, you might not understand it. It doesn''t matter whether I''m in class F or class A." Because no matter what, I can''t understand anyway. "The aim of this training course is to motivate us to study." Following Yuuji, Kirishima-san moved towards my table. But more accurately, it''s more like she''s sticking close to Yuuji. At least it seems like she has given up on sitting on his lap. "Shouko, how can Akihisa understand when you say it like that? Anyway, letting class A study together with class F is to warn them ''not to become like class F'', and class F will be motivated into thinking ''ahh, I want to become like that''. Since it''s a mental thing, there''s not much difference if we can''t study." Yuuji continued after Kirishima-san. Really, those two have quite the chemistry; I do feel that these two really match each other (well, except for the looks). Is it time to leave my place? Just as I was thinking about this "Ah, so class rep''s here? Then shouldn''t I sit here as well?" I hear this somewhat unfamiliar voice. It''s from a girl who slowly opens a book while sitting opposite me. I remember she''s "Kudo-san, right?" "That''s right. You''re Yoshii-kun, right? Long time no see." Kudo-san bares her teeth as she smiles. Just as she has a boyish feel, her every action is rather refreshing. "It''s rare for us to be studying together, so let me reintroduce myself. I''m Kudo Aiko, my interests are swimming and listening to music. My 3 sizes are 78, 56 and 59, my specialty is flashing my underwear and my favorite food is cream puffs." Hold on! Did she just say something seductive in the last sentence? "Hm? Yoshii-kun? What''s up with you?" "No, I''m not suspecting Aiko-san''s specialty, it''s justthat" It''s just that I''m mindful of you referring to that as your specialty? "Oh, so are you suspecting me? If so, must I do it for you?" Aiko-san places both her hands on her skirt. At this moment, for some reason, Yuuji''s covering his eyes as he rolls on the floor painfully; and Kirishima-san, who''s sitting beside him, made a scissors sign as she mutters "No fickle-mindedness." Let''s just hope that these two things aren''t related. "Akihisa, don''t be fooled by Kudo Aiko." "Oh my? Muttsulini, you''re rather calm. Even I was shocked, I thought that you drowned in your own pool of blood." From who knows where, Muttsulini appeared, being inexplicably calm as he listened to Aiko-san''s words. Is it alright for you to not take out the camera and start snapping photos, Muttsulini? "She''s wearing shorts underneath." "How, how is it possible! Aiko-san, are you tricking me?" Damn it, you made me really disappointed! Return that thumping heart back to me! And you have to apologize to Yuuji, who''s rolling on the floor in pain, thinking unhappily ''then aren''t my eyes poked for no good reason''! "Ah haha, I was seen through, huh? As expected of Muttsulini. However, even though it''s not my specialty, I''ve been playing around with this for quite a while recently, you know?" She smiles as she pulls out a mini device. What''s that? "A mini-recorder." "Mm. This is rather interesting. For example" Aiko-san operates the mini device. After a while, sounds can be heard from it. Hua''Aiko-san'' ''I'' ''my heart beats so fast'' ''aren''t we going to do it?'' "WAAAHHH! I HAVE NEVER SAID SUCH A THING BEFORE! STOP FOOLING AROUND, WILL YA!" "Heh! It''s interesting, isn''t it?" Aiko-san reveals a mischievous smile, but this smile isn''t directed toward me, but rather, it''s facing a corner behind me. Suddenly, I feel the danger radar within me ringing. "Yes. It''s too~ interesting." "It sure is interesting." Looking back, it''s Minami and Himeji-san with icy looks on their faces. "Mizuki. I want to go get that. Can you help me out?" "I know. It''s that, right? I''m extremely happy to be able to help out." After putting down their reference materials, both of them head out of the classroom without looking back. Seeing their backs as they headed off, Hideyoshi passed by them as he walked in from the opposite direction, giving that thinking look as he tilted his head. "What''s wrong, Hideyoshi?" "Well, I just heard Shimada and Himeji say that they want to move some stone blocks in. I''m still wondering what''s going on." Hearing Hideyoshi''s words, a large amount of sweat started flowing down the fine hairs on my skin. "Kudo, that conversation was synthesized together, right?" "Mm, yeah." Yuuji''s nonchalant response scared me as he walked over to Kudo-san. For him to show such a serious look, seems like something''s up. In order to not let the nearby people hear this, I deliberately lowered my volume and asked, (What''s wrong, Yuuji?) (You just saw what she did. I''m thinking that maybe Kudo is the culprit that we''re looking for here.) Yuuji stares intently at the mini-device in Aiko-san''s hand. Oh, I remember, Yuuji''s marriage proposal was recorded! If we''re to look at her actions, it seems like she''s used to doing this. Truly, it seems like she''s the one who''s blackmailing us. (Alright, Akihisa, go and check whether she''s the culprit.) (Mm, got it.) I walk over to Kudo-san. "Kudo-san, you" Even if I thought about asking "Are you the culprit who placed that blackmail letter in my shoe box?", there''s no idiot who will answer obediently, right? Besides, if Kudo-san is really the culprit, this will only make her wary of us, so it''s completely meaningless. Too dangerous! Way too dangerous! I have to think of another way to ask her. "Hm? Yoshii-kun, is there a problem?" "Ah~ Well~ That, you" Hurry up and think, Yoshii Akihisa! Hurry up and think of a way to identify the culprit without them realizing it! Ah, I remember, the culprit has a burn mark on her buttyeah, let''s go with that! "What about me?" "YouI''ll be happy if you let me see your butt!" So how about that? "Eh, WAHAHAHAHA!! So Yoshii-kun likes the butt? Or are you fussing that my breasts are too small so you prefer my butt?" Kudo-san laughs as she replies to my sexually harassing words. "You, you''re mistaken! I don''t like the butt!" "Akihisa, I really have to hand it to you there. You knew that there''s a recorder right in front of you, and yet you dared to say such words." "Eh?" What on earth is Yuuji saying? "Sorry, I just recorded those words that you said just now." Hua! The mini-recorder played my voice. ''I''ll be happy if you let me see your butt!'' "GYYYAAAHHH!! THE DAMAGE WILL BE BIGGER IF IT ISN''T SYNTHESISED!! I BEG YOU, KUDO-SAN!! PLEASE ERASE WHAT I SAID JUST NOW!!" "How interesting! Yoshii-kun sure feels like someone I can bully whenever I want to! Now I want to bully you even more." Hua-- ''I BEG YOU, KUDO-SAN!!'' ''let me see your butt'' "WAHHH!!! STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A PERVERT!!" The next moment, I felt a rather vexing killing intent from behind. "What the hell was that? Mizuki?" "What was that? Minami?" Their facial expressions hadn''t changed, but there was a stack of stone blocks behind them. "We only need to watch out for the problematic students in our class, but it seems like some idiot said something that will cause a lot of misunderstandings, no?" "That is really troublesome! If there''s such a person in the class, we have to punish him, no?" Nowadays, it seems like Himeji-san is becoming even more creepier. No, now''s not the time to think about this. Anyway, I have to explain it to them! "You''re both wrong! I''m not thinking about making trouble. It''s just that I ''like the butt''OI! My voice got covered! PLEASE! DON''T TIE MY ARMS BEHIND ME. AND THOSE CLASSMATES OVER THERE, STOP LAUGHING AND COME SAVE ME! ESPECIALLY YUUJI!!" My arm joint was already forcefully twisted behind. "Kudo Aiko, stop kidding around." Seeing me in such danger, Muttsulini finally stood up for me as he stood up from the chair. As expected of my friend. "Muttsulini! Are you willing to save me?" "Let me demonstrate to you." After saying this, Muttsulini pulled out another mini-recorder which was like the one Kudo-san had. So is Muttsulini thinking of using the mini-recorder to overlap the voice that Kudo-san made? Good, then I''ll believe in Muttsulini and do what I need to do! "Himeji-san, Minami, listen to me. That was a misunderstanding. All I want to say is that I ''really like the butt'' ''especially Yuuji''. DAMN IT , MUTTSULINI!! BY DEMONSTRATE, YOU MEANT PUSHING ME TO HELL FASTER THAN KUDO-SAN!?" "Kudo Aiko, you''re too naive." "Damn it! As expected of Muttsulini, I still can''t beat you." Those two glared at each other like competitors. Since you two can create such sparks just like that, how about moving aside to interact with each other! "Yoshii, I will never hand Yuuji over to you." On hearing the word ''Yuuji'', Kirishima-san immediately responded. Don''t worry, I''m not that kind of person. "Akiso you like Sakamoto''s butt? Isn''t mine enough?" "Though I knew this from before, this is truly a major blow" "WHY ARE YOU TWO THINKING THAT I''M HOMOSEXUAL!? TO BE INTERESTED IN THIS SORT OF THING, I HAVE " No, just as I was about to say this, the door to our classroom got slammed open as a seemingly familiar girl walked in, glaring at me dangerously, before saying shrilly, "STOP MAKING FUN OF HOMOSEXUALS!!" Ahhwe have more weirdos now "Mi, Miharu? Why are you here?" "ONEE-SAMA!! Miharu wanted to meet onee-sama, so she sneaked out of class D!!" The girl with hair locks left and right that looked like drills, confirmed Minami''s position before charging over, getting into a position like she was trying to passionately hug Minami. "Sugawa barrier!" "How, how dirty! It''s like I just hugged a rotten swine!!" Being used as a protective shield and being insulted like that, Sugawa-san can''t help but look up in tears. "Onee-sama''s too muchMiharu already loves onee-sama so much, yet to let me touch such a pig-like man, that''s too much" Love Minami? Now that she mentioned it, there was a girl who said such a thing before! Ah, this girl is Shimizu Miharu from class D! "Wait a second, Miharu! Stop saying that about making love here! Aki will misunderstand!" Well, no, I think I''m not the only one getting a misunderstanding here "Can you people please remain quiet?" At this moment, a stern voice rang out. Pushing his specs that were full of knowledge up his nose, was the owner of this cool and collected voice, Kubo Toshimitsu-san, second in our school year. "Ah, sorry, Kubo-san." I lowered my head to everyone else in the classroom, not just him. I''m really sorry. "Yoshii? Anyway, be careful. Really, Himeji-san or Shimada-san or whatsoever, there are so many problematic students in class F. This is really troubling." It''s undeniable that there are dangerous people here. However, to speak of Himeji-san and Minami''s name before mentioning Yuuji and Muttsulini, that''s a little unexpected. "Also, what''s with that remark of treating homosexuals as idiots? They''re not abnormal people, just people with slightly different tastes, that''s all." "Eh? Ah, mm, yeah." What''s with that? It feels like Kubo-san has personally experienced this himself. "Alright, Miharu. Stop creating this useless commotion and go back to your own classroom." "It''s not useless! Miharu loves onee-sama! It''s completely unrelated to gender! Onee-sama, Miharu really loves onee-sama" "Alright alright, I don''t have such an interest, okay?" Even though she''s not intending to back off, Shimizu-san got chased out of the classroom. Ara ara, at least it finally calmed down. "It''s unrelated to gender, huh" Kubo-san reveals a weird expression as he reflects on Shimizu-san''s words. Seeing that lookfor some reason, I''m getting goosebumps. Really, what''s going on? "It''s unrelated to gender, huh" "Well, Himeji-san, can you please stop looking back and forth at Yuuji and me? You must be mistaken, no? Like you know, I ''like'' ''Hideyoshi'' HOLD ON!!?" Though it covered off all the voices, I can''t deny it now. Even so, I can''t just leave it like this. Anyway, I have to explain. "How, however, don''t be mistaken, okay? Regarding Hideyoshi, I ''really'' ''like the butt''--WOULDN''T THIS CAUSE EVEN MORE MISUNDERSTANDINGS!? MUTTSULINI, KUDO-SAN, HAND OVER THOSE DEVICES! BEFORE I GET SURROUNDED!?" "Ah, Akihisaregarding this, what should I say?" "DAMN IT!? IT''S TOO LATE!!? IF SO, ''Kubo-san'' ''and Yuuji'' ''turn'' ''let me see the butt'' NO!! WHY DO I NEED TO SEE KUBO-SAN''S BUTT IN THIS SITUATION!!?" "Yoshii-kun, I''m really troubled here. There''s an order in how things go." "I KNOW! BUT BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THE ORDER, THE TARGET IS ALREADY ALL WRONG!!" "Aki, so you like guys more than girls" "AND WHY IS EVERYONE TREATING ME LIKE ONE FROM THE OTHER SIDE!? CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME!!" My voice got covered by the entire ruckus made inside the classroom. In the end, this ruckus finally ended with Ironman''s roar. After the Hellish lessons and Heavenly dinner, it''s finally time to shower. We exchanged a few words inside the room that we were assigned to. "I feel that Kudo-san may be the culprit." "The probability''s rather high." Yuuji nodded his head in agreement. Just seeing her use the mini-recorder makes her rather suspicious. "Then, how about we capture Kudo-san in one go?" If we can get evidence like this, everything will be alright "It''s better to give up." At this moment, Muttsulini gave a rare opposing suggestion. "If you''re saying that it''s better to give up, is there a problem?" "There''s only one chance. If we miss it, we won''t be able to catch the culprit." Since Muttsulini didn''t explain further, I couldn''t understand. "If we catch the wrong person, what will the real culprit think when she sees it?" "(Nods head)." Like usual, Yuuji adds on with an explanation. So what will the real culprit do? Hm~ If I was the culprit and see a group of people taking action and wanting to catch me "Ahh, I''ll destroy the evidence, or scare them off to prevent them from finding me, or at least I''ll think of something like that." "That''s the case." I see. If so, there''s only one chance. If we act without any confirmation, it''ll be like we''re strangling our own necks. "But if we don''t take action even with all this suspicion" "It''ll be alright if we can confirm that butt burn" And it''s because of the position of that burn that we were having difficulties in taking action. "So why don''t we make her angry by flipping her skirt up?" "She''s wearing sports shorts underneath!" "Cheh. Now that you mention it, that''s the case." And since she was wearing sports shorts, it was becoming even more suspicious! Seems like she''s not just mindful of her underwear being seen, but maybe there''s the possibility that she''s wearing sports shorts to hide the burn mark on her butt "And in order to confirm that, we need to peep into the girls'' bathroom." "So it came down to that" No matter how much we guess, a guess is still a guess. Like what Muttsulini said, we can only peep to confirm it. "But what should we do? If we don''t come up with some sort of a battle plan, it seems like we won''t be able to break past the teachers." "And even if we''re to plan, that place is still a wide lane. No matter how I think, we can only break through from the front." The lane can be seen easily from the girls'' bathroom, and trying to get out of the teachers'' sight in a place without cover is thoroughly impossible. "That''s right, and we don''t have time to come up with a plan, so basically, we don''t have a choice but to attack directly from the front." Seems like Yuuji agrees with Hideyoshi. There was that commotion in the morning, and we had to take tests in the afternoon to replenish our scores because of what happened yesterday. Since we didn''t have time to come up with a plan, it can''t be helped even if it''s a little forced. "However, it''s not like we don''t have any plan at all." "Eh? So we do have a plan?" I couldn''t think of it at all. Yuuji''s rather reliable in this kind of situation. "It''s not really that impressive of a battle plan. Anyway, we just need to break through from the front, right?" "No, I''m troubled because it''s too hard" The opponents are those two summoned beasts of the teachers and Ironman himself. In contrast, I only have two idiots and a beauty. Considering the difference in battle strength that we have, this is truly a major disadvantage for us. Our only hope is to recover our points, but it''s just that we do not have enough time to do that. "If we can''t break through from the front, we just have to add on to our forces, whether it''s increasing the quality or the quantity." "So you mean we''re going to increase the number of peeping buddies?" "That''s right." I see, it''s really a simple method that''s not even a tactic. "Then, how about we get to it? It''s about time to bath, right?" "Relax, I talked it through before. It''s about time for them to appear." The moment Yuuji said this, a knocking sound could be heard from the door, as if on cue. "So what are you going to talk to us about, Sakamoto?" With Sugawa leading the pack, the boys moved into the room. Wow, aren''t these all the boys from class F? Can this room really accommodate everyone? "Perfect timing. Actually, I have a proposal." Yuuji said in a clear tone as if he wanted the boys who couldn''t make it inside to hear. "A ''proposal''?" "What now? Honestly, I''m so tired that I''m unwilling to do anything." "I want to go back to my room, so don''t talk too much~" Everyone looked tired, and since we were all studying for the entire day, this was to be expected. Even after seeing all the commotion, Yuuji wasn''t anxious to say what he wanted to say, just waiting silently before continuing. "Is everyone interested in peeping into the girls'' bathroom?" ""Tell us the specifics."" I love this class. "Even though we tried to do so yesterday, we were ambushed by those pesky and despicable teachers." "Mm, and then?" Unexpectedly, Yuuji didn''t get a retort. "And then, I want you guys to get rid of the security that''s outside the girls'' bathroom during the bathing time. The reward will be all the scenery that you can enjoy. So how about it?" ""DEAL!"" Alright, no matter the composition, at least we increased the number of companions. Yuuji''s decision to not tell them to ''catch the culprit that''s blackmailing us'' was correct. Besides, using the idea of peeping to explain is a lot easier, and no matter what, it''s a lot easier for us to get help. "What''s the time now, Muttsulini?" "8.10pm." The first group will be showering from 8pm to 9pm, if we go there right now, it should be the perfect time to catch them when they''re stripping. What''s different from yesterday is that with all the boys from class F helping now, there''s a higher chance for us to break through the security. "So, we''ll be divided into 4 groups. Group A will follow me, group B, Akihisa; Hideyoshi''s C and group D will follow Muttsulini''s orders." ""ROGER THAT!"" "LISTEN, WE HAVE ONLY ONE GOAL! AND THAT''S TO REACH THE SWEET HEAVEN! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ALONG THE WAY, EXERT ALL OUR STRENGTH INTO OUR LIMBS, AND CONTINUE TO PUSH FORWARD UNTIL WE REACH THE DESTINATION! GODS AND DEVILS WILL BE ERADICATED, ENEMIES WILL BE SLAYED! TREAT THIS AS OUR FUTURE WATERSHED!!" ""WOOOOHHHH!!!"" "EVERYONE BRING ON YOUR MOMENTUM! CLASS F, MOVE OUT!!" ""CCCHHHHAAARRRGGGEEE!!!"" Right now, our class F is united for a higher purpose. "Nishimura-sensei, even if it''s them, they won''t come back again, right? I mean, they just had detention yesterday." "Fuse-sensei, you can''t underestimate them. They''re real idiots. If such a level of lecturing could teach them, they would have become model students already." "Is that so? No matter what, they shouldn''t be that stupid such thatah, that''s?" DONG DONG DONG!!! "WOOOOHHH!!! DESTROY ALL OBSTACLES!!!" "SEARCH & DEATH!" "Ni, Nishimura-sensei! We got trouble! The perverted group is here!" "Didn''t expect that we would get more people to punish. This is why those guys are! Fuse-sensei, contact all the security members! We can''t let off even one of them! I''ll stay behind to guard!" "Al, alright!" "Yoshii! Kinosheeta and group C have come into contact with Fuse-sensei!" "OK, Sugawa-san. Charge in while Hideyoshi''s taking action! Everyone, don''t fall behind!" After saying this, I charged down the stairs. As I continued to run forward, I could feel everyone following me from behind. "Yo, Yoshii! Wait!" As I passed by, I could hear Fuse-sensei''s frantic voice. There''s no idiot who will stop and wait, and as if it was normal, I continued to run forward. Even though he frantically chased us, after a while, Fuse-sensei looked really unhappy as he stopped. "Oh my? He stopped? I thought he would continue to chase us." "Instead of saying that, how about he hates the ''interference''." Running beside me, Sugawa-san said something that was a bit hard to understand. What does he mean by ''interference''? "Alright, Kinosheeta''s group has surrounded Fuse, let''s continue to move forward." "Ah, mm, okay." Looking back, having the advantage in numbers, Hideyoshi''s group surrounded Fuse-sensei. Seems like taking down the first level will only be a matter of time. "Seems like it can work, Yoshii." "Yup. We should be able to safely reach there." I continued to run down the hall as I exchanged words with Sugawa-san. At this moment, an unbelievable scene unfolded in front of us. "End of the line, you filthy pigs! This is a place where boys are forbidden to enter! Hurry up and head back!" "Shi, Shimizu-san! And, so many girls are down here!?" What was waiting for us in this wide corridor was the brigade of female summoned beasts led by Shimizu-san. "Oi, Yoshii, whether it''s numbers or quality, we''re in an overwhelming disadvantage!" Just like what Sugawa-san said, in contrast, we''re just a small group of class F students. Opposite us are female students of at least two classes; the difference in battle ability is apparent. "Shimizu-san, I beg you! Move aside!" "No way! You dare to do something crazy to onee-sama''s flat chest, I WON''T FORGIVE YOU EVEN IF GOD DOES!" Cheh, Shimizu-san''s mistaken! I''m definitely not aiming at Minami! "No! I''m not aiming at Minami''s flat chest! Believe me!" "You liar! There isn''t any man who won''t be interested in onee-sama''s flat chest!" "Really! A flat chest is still a flat chest no matter how you mention it! Right now, what''s more important than that runway-like flatness of Minami''s chest IS THAT CRACKING PAIN ON MY ELBOW!!" "I didn''t even say anything, and yet you continued to rattle on about flat chests" It was my error to not spot the nearby Minami while I continued to babble with Shimizu-san. Thanks to that, my arm was in a pitiful state now. "Mi, Minami, isn''t it bathing time now?" "Did you forget? Mizuki and I are from class F, the latter group. -Speaking of which, the first group of class A students are taking part as well." Minami pointed at the corridor area behind us. Looking there, there was a girl waving at us. "HaiYoshii-kun. What are you here for? I''m happy if you''re here to peek!" "Kudo-san!? How is it possible! Why are you here!?" The probable culprit Kudo-san and "I won''t forgive you for being fickle-minded in love." Shouko actually appeared here. "SHOUKO, HOLD ON! CALM DOWN FOR A WHILE GYYYAAHHHH!!" This is unexpected, now we can''t confirm whether she''s the culprit! "Ah. Are you thinking of getting back that thing from me?" Kudo-san smiles as she pulls out the voice recorder. It''s exactly as if she''s saying "I knew all about it". So is she really the culprit? "There''s only one chance." From who knows where, Muttsulini got beside me and advised me just as I was ready to make my decision. It''s just as he says, there''s only one chance. Maybe it''s better to talk a bit more. "Kudo-san, let me ask you. Why do you have this voice recorder?" Such a thing, no ordinary person will know where to buy them. For what reason does she have it? If she stutters and seems like she''s lying. "Of course it''s to record the content of sensei''s lessons for revision." That''s a lie, right? She doesn''t look like one who will seriously study. Can I confirm her to be the culprit already? "Then what about you, Yoshii-kun? What''s your aim? Are you intending on peeping inside the changing room?" "Cheh!" And she can really pretend like she doesn''t know anything. Though I don''t know her objective, I know that Kudo-san''s the culprit! Is she acting stupid since she knows our plight!? "Then let me tell you something good." Just as I was wondering whether I should capture her, Kudo-san came near me and said something to me. "There''s a camera that I didn''t see before inside the changing room, no?" "! Kudo-san, you!?" "Though I didn''t put it, I just so happened to spot it." Just so happened to spot it? That''s a lie, right! Damn it! Knowing our plight yet making fun of us like that, what kind of a lousy idea is that!? "Then, it''s about time to end this conversation. Time to settle this, eh, Muttsulini-san?" After having said that, Kudo-san left me and moved in front of Muttsulini. "I know." Muttsulini''s voice sounded rather bitter. Not only is Kudo-san a tough opponent, he has to face health education teacher Ooshima-sensei even after he wins, so it can''t be helped. "Don''t mind! If it''s only the girls'' summoned beasts, they can''t stop us!" "Ah! Wait, Sugawa-san!" Sugawa-san intends to use the fact that ordinary summoned beasts can''t touch humans and intends to move forward. In a certain sense, I believe that was correct. "TAKE THIS, EDUCATIONAL REMEDIAL!" "GWWAHH!!" If that guy wasn''t standing in front of our goal. "IR, IRONMAN!?" "WE CAN''T BREAK THROUGH PHYSICALLY!?" "DON''T BE SILLY! THAT''S IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT!?" That''s right, the one who caused Sugawa-san to crash onto the floor with a single hit was our homeroom teacher, Ironman. Any male student, especially the boys in our class F can understand his strength that''s like a devil. Because of that, everyone''s wavering in fear on seeing that figure. "Yoshii. As expected, you''re a dangerous person. You''re taking some special detention today." Slowly, Ironman moved forward. With the girls beside him, I guess that''s checkmate, right I''m already prepared for total annihilation. At that moment, "Don''t give up! Yoshii! Even though I don''t like it, we have to retreat and store all our strength! If we can''t do it today, we can still do it tomorrow!" "Su, Sugawa-san!?" Having been beaten down, Sugawa-san tugged at Ironman''s leg to prevent him from moving forward. "Yoshii, you can''t be beaten herethe only one who can beat Ironman is your ''punishment inspector'' summoned beastso pleaserun away, live!" Sugawa-san said this as if he was trying to use his last ounce of breath. However, "NO! SUGAWA-SAN! THAT''S IMPOSSIBLE! I CAN''T JUST ABANDON EVERYONE AND RUN AWAY!!" Everyone''s my comrade! Important comrades! "Don''t stop me from my lesson, Sugawa." Ironman''s fist landed on Sugawa-san''s body mercilessly. However, even with that hit, Sugawa-san gritted his teeth and endured it. "These, these hands will not let go! Yoshii''s our trump card! The trump card that we need! Everyone, cover Yoshii and retreat!" """WOOOHHH!!""" "Su, Sugawa-sanand, everyone" Everyone was motivated as they showed their smiles to me. I, I''m! "YOSHII! USE YOUR SUMMONED BEAST TO SUPPRESS THE GIRLS! THE SUMMONED BEASTS OVER THERE, WE''LL STOP THEM NO MATTER WHAT!" "ALL THE BOYS HERE WILL SLICE OUT A PATH FOR YOU! CHARGE OUT, AND DON''T LOOK BACK!" "THIS IS WHERE WE SHOW OUR MANLY SIDE!" One by one, my comrades headed towards their deaths. Seeing this, I couldn''t continue to be stunned like this! "I got it. I''ll leave it to you guys here. I''ll continue to live onuntil we achieve our goal! Let''s go, SUMMON!" After confirming the existence of that familiar summoned beast of mine, I charged into the wall of girls that was blocking me. "Aki! You want to escape!? SUMMON!" "Akihisa-kun! The punishment isn''t over, you know! Summon!" Himeji-san and Minami''s summoned beasts appeared in front of me. "AS IF WE''LL LET YOU! SUMMON!" "DON''T BLOCK YOSHII! SUMMON!" "You people are so irritating!" "Please move aside!" The two comrades of mine bet their lives as they blocked Himeji-san and Minami. "EveryoneI''m sorry. I swear I will continue to live on. One day, I will reach our motherland" Angry at my own weakness, I bit my lips unhappily until it started bleeding. It''s too saddening to endure my tears as I run away, so I have to get stronger. Running back into my own room that was empty, I hugged my knees as I sat down. Maybe someone might come back alive. I continued to hold out for this wish. "This is the audio broadcast room. Will class F''s Yoshii Akihisa please head to the temporary detention room?" Sigh, well, this was to be expected. Let''s face it head on then. Volume 3, The Fourth Question Volume 3, The Fourth Question Please write the diary entry for the third day of the training course. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Diary: "First part omitted (Sakamoto Yuuji will continue) Teacher''s advice: Is this a relay diary? Finishing the diary one after another, you people can really think fast. Sakamoto Yuuji''s diary: "And then Shouko slowly undid her yukata in front of me. I frantically stopped her as I tried to convince her not to do it. At that moment, Shimada, who was beside me, got closer to Akihisa, and the atmosphere between them was rather delicate." Teacher''s advice: What were you people doing? Sensei''s really concerned about the part that Tsuchiya-san left out Yoshii Akihisa''s Diary: Final part omitted Teacher''s advice: You can''t just end off like this. The next morning "Um" "Hm? What nowWAAH!" The moment I opened my eyes, what appeared in front of me was Hideyoshi''s sleeping face. Coupled with his delicate eyebrows, his big round eyes are tightly shut. How can there be such a beautiful sleeping face in the world? I couldn''t help but continue to gaze at him. Hideyoshi just twitched a bit, and his silky hair slided over my shoulder. "Mm" The small mouth let out a gentle breath. There''s only a few millimetres between me and him, and with one more step, I would be able to taste his sweet lips. Wha wha wha wha what should I do now? This is a once in a million opportunity! If I kiss him now, at least I can pretend that it was an accident! But if I do this, if I don''t ask for approval, it will be rather awkward later "If you want to do it, do it! Aren''t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?" Ack? This guy''s the devil in my mind! Is he trying to lure me on the road of evil? No! I still can''t do such a despicable thing! "Think, you''re sleeping on the same bed! If you don''t do anything, wouldn''t it be disrespect?" Uuuhe''s right "Don''t believe what the devil says! Hideyoshi trusts that you''re not a homosexual, that''s why he would sleep with you on the same bed!" This is the angel in my heartit doesn''t matter even if you never appear again! "Here, let''s start, Hideyoshi''s waiting!" That, that''s right! It''ll be bad on my part if I make him wait too long. After making this decision, I slowly move towards Hideyoshi''s cute sleeping face. I''m so nervous that my heart is pounding, and I''m sweating like crazy even though I''m not hot. After the last few millimeters, I can kiss his sweet lips But at this moment, I actually woke up. "So it was a dream? Damn it, I''m so disappointed!" "No, before that, you should know that Hideyoshi''s a guy, right? Even if you''re sleeping, your sanity is too weak, isn''t it?" Ah, it''s the devil in my heart, why are you still here?" "Aiyo, don''t be that disappointed. Just treat that dream just now as a dry run, wouldn''t it be alright?" I see, so the dream was practice for that one chance that will occur at an unknown time. This really is positive thinking, so I''ll use your suggestion then. "Huu" Just as I was letting my thoughts run wild, I heard a weak moaning beside my ear. Is it I shakily turn my body around slowly. "Huu" "NO WAY!!!" The one sleeping beside me is actually Yuuji. Under those thick bushy eyebrows, the eyes that normally show malice are tightly shut. How can there exist such an ugly sleeping face in this world! Just as I felt like puking, the ugly ogre beside me flipped his body. "Uwah" The ogre Yuuji lets out a really noisy breathing sound. There''s only a few millimeters between us, and with a step further, it will be a real tragedy! "If you want to do it, do it! Aren''t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?" Shut up! Don''t use the same line you used for the dry run in this situation! I didn''t even expect such a thing to happen! "I got it, I won''t stop you then" Angel! You should be using the same words you said just now! "Anyway, YuujiHURRY UP AND GET UP!" "UWAAHH!!" I kicked Yuuji out of his blanket. Really, being so unhappy so early in the morning. "Hm? What now? Yuuji got out of his bed and into someone else''s bed again?" Hideyoshi rubs his eyes as he gets out from the bed. Just seeing his cute look after waking up is enough to appease that extremely irritated feeling of mine. And on the other side, it seems like Muttsulini woke up thanks to us. "What do you mean by ''again'', Hideyoshi?" "Ah, it''s nothing muchit''s just that Yuuji has a rather bad sleeping posture, and at daylight, he would get into my bedAKIHISA! WHY ARE YOU RAISING THAT VASE SO HIGH!!" "I WANT TO BEAT HIM UP! I WON''T STOP TILL HIS EARS BLEED BLACK!!!" IF I LET SUCH A GUY LIVE ON, IT WILL ONLY ENDANGER EVERYONE ELSE''S LIVES! Kacha "Oi you maggots! Time to wake upoh" "DIE, YUUJI! REPAY YOUR CARDINAL SIN WITH YOUR DEATH! OR WE''LL MEET EACH OTHER IN COURT!" "WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS AKIHISA SO ANGRY EARLY IN THE MORNING! ARE YOU SICK?" "Calm down, Akihisa! Sorry, Nishimura-sensei, but can you help us stop him?" "(Nods head violently)" "What crazy things are you people doing so early in the morning?" Unfortunately, with everyone stopping me, I couldn''t send Yuuji to the netherworld. "Oh ya, Yuuji, I heard something strange just now." "Hm? What are you talking about?" After the ruckus that happened this morning, we''re here eating our breakfast now, and I''m using this chance to speak to Yuuji, who''s opposite me. "it''s Kudo-san. She said that ''there''s another undiscovered camera inside the changing room." "What did you say?" Yuuji, who was busying stuffing food into his mouth, suddenly stopped. "That''s really suspicious. Since she knows that there''s another hidden camera there, she''s the culprit after all, right?" "No, we can''t confirm that, right? If she was, she wouldn''t purposely tell us that." Sitting beside me, Hideyoshi answered for Yuuji. "We can only confirm it." "Seems like we can only do that" No matter what, we can only think of peeping. Sigh, really "However, we got to be grateful for Kudo''s intel." "Hm? You mean the fact that there''s another hidden camera?" "That''s right. Since only Kudo knows about it, it means that the camera may have taken quite a few photos of the girls changing. As long as we get that camera, we can identify the girl with the burn mark on her butt." "If it''s the camera. I''m confident that I can find it within 5 seconds." As expected of Muttsulini, only a pervert can understand what perverts are thinking. "But if there''s a camera, wouldn''t that be too suspicious?" "No, it''s more like the camera that was first discovered is the more suspicious one. For the culprit who specialises in taking sneaky photos, how is it possible for the camera to be spotted by a layman that easily? So" "A double trap." "That''s right, the camera that was discovered first may be a feint." The culprit really thought everything through. The opponent used such a little trick to lower everyone''s guard, and then set up another camera to take snapshots all she wants? This culprit''s methods are really complex. "If so, we just need to avoid the bathing time and find it, right?" "That''s impossible." "Eh? Why?" "Besides bathing time, the changing room will always be locked." The changing room will be locked? Is it because they found the camera on the first day? Damn it, why are all the good things not happening at all and the bad things piling up one after another?" "So in the end, we can only use such a method" "Seems like it." In the end, we couldn''t think of anything else other than breaking through. The situation hasn''t changed at all! "Now, let''s go through why we failed yesterday. Akihisa, why do you think we failed yesterday?" "Why? Um~ because half of the girls joined in the defense?" If the enemies were just those few teachers from two days back, we would definitely not have lose to them. At least we can beat Fuse-sensei, right?" "Kudo Aiko is also our enemy." Muttsulini muttered bitterly. Muttsulini replied in a rather vengeful manner. Maybe he''s angry that he got obstructed time after time again, or maybe he''s unhappy about the unexpected 2 v 1 that included a teacher and ended up with him losing. "That''s right. The reason why we lost was because the defense included class A girls, increasing their battle strength by several fold." As far as I could remember, they had three times the personnel that we had. And including the teachers that were watching us, the difference in battle strength between both sides was tremendous. Trying to take them head on is stupid. "So I feel that we should increase our forces as well. Just class F alone is insufficient, we have to recruit the boys from other classes in order to have a fighting chance against them." Like usual, Yuuji proposes a battle plan. However, why do I feel that the plan this time is weird? More like, it''s not something that Yuuji would come up with. "Hm? Akihisa, what''s wrong?" "Hm~ It feels like a plan that''s different from usualYou see, the opponent increased their forces, so we''re doing the same thing in response. It''s not something that we would normally do" Just as I said what I felt, Yuuji showed an approving look as he nodded his head. "Ohhseems like Akihisa can finally think a bit. You''re right, this isn''t for breaking through the front." So there are other reasons? Aren''t the methods different in the end? "Then what are the other objectives?" "To protect ourselves." "Protect us? From who?" "Listen, though it didn''t become a problem since we failed up till now, peeping is still a crime. If we manage to reach the girls bathroom yet fail to catch the culprit, we''ll be suspended." I see. I didn''t think too much yesterday since I worked so hard, but if we don''t find the real culprit, even if we managed to break through, we won''t be able to prove our innocence. We''ll then just be lauded with the crime of being sexual harassers, and we will probably get suspended. "In order to avoid this, we need to increase our forcesin other words, increase the number of people we have." "Will increasing the number of people we have allow us to avoid being suspended?" "Ah, if the number increases, it''ll be hard for them to lock onto a target. It''ll be hard to memorise everyone''s looks while on a battlefield." He''s right. Trying to notice the surroundings even while taking action, it''s not an easy thing to do. "But our faces were seen, right? Wouldn''t that be meaningless?" That was why I got called out by the audio broadcast to get scolded. "Because Fumitzuki Academy''s a famous experimental school that the entire world is watching, if such an embarrassing thing happens, either they will punish everyone or they will do their best to cover up. If they only punish half the students, they''ll be given a bad rep of ''showing different levels of favouritism to different classes'', and that will bring the school''s reputation down quite a bit." Hmin other words, we''re going to make use of the fact that we were exposed as students from class F? It''s true that if we''re the only ones being punished, it''ll look like ''only class F is punished and yet they''re magnanimous to all the other classes''. Considering the society''s attention on us, it''s likely that the school will try to avoid getting involved in things that may damage the school''s reputation. "I see. As expected of Yuuji, nobody can compare to you in terms of despicable means." "Please consider it foresight." If we want to make them unable to identify certain people and yet increase our fighting forces and penetrating ability, we have to increase our forces as much as we can. "Hm, then the main point of today is to increase the number of comrades?" "Ahh, good thing that the combined studying seems more like a self-study period; we can take action easily." "Yah. Then, where do we start?" Considering their strength, I hope that we can get classes A to C to join us. "Of course class A. If we''re going to spend the same amount of effort throughout, it''s better to get the best." So Yuuji has the same idea as me. Sigh, that''s the case alright. "Since we interacted quite a bit with class A yesterday, we should be able to communicate with them well." "Then it''s decided. We''ll talk to class A while we''re studying together then." "Got it. Is this alright, Muttsulini?" "No problem." After we decided on what to do, we continued to eat breakfast. Being able to eat solid food, I''m so happy "If we want to get class A, we''ve got to convince Kubo. Akihisa, try and convince him." "That''s right, I feel Akihisa is the most suitable one to do this." "We''ll leave it to you." What''s going on? Why is everyone agreeing that I should convince Kubo? "Ah, oh, it doesn''t matter if I go." Besides, I have no reason to refuse, so I naturally went along with it. "But then again, why me?" Just as I intend to stand up and walk to Kubo-san, I suddenly thought about asking this as I turned around to ask those three. """""" Did I ask something wrong? Why is everyone looking away awkwardly? "Erm, about thatI have a bad feeling about it. Is it really alright?" "Wha, what problem is there? And I can tell you straight up, Kubo has no ill intent against you." "He has no ill intent against you at all." "Why are you two saying this as if something''s choking you?" What''s going on? For some reason, I don''t feel like going further. "Akihisa, hurry up and move." "Eh? But" "No problem! Among us, Kubo views you the most favourably, so be confident!" "Ah, mm" "But if something really happens, use this." After saying this, Yuuji stuffed something into my pocket. I took a peek to confirm what it was. So it''s a taser. I''m just going to request help from a schoolmate, so why must I carry a taser along? I''m really confused here. "O, okay, I''m going then." Though I didn''t understand, I still walked over to Kubo-san in the end. As expected of the one who ranks second in our academic year, Kubo-san is flipping a reference book, studying it seriously. Though I have a thought that ''maybe now isn''t a good time to disturb him now'', I''ve got to do what I got to do. "Kubo-san, can I bother you for a while?" "Yoshii-san? It''s rare for you to look for me. Take a seat." At the same time he said this, Kubo-san moved his butt away to create more space on the chair. Hm, I''m really grateful for Kubo-san''s kind intentions, but is there a need to make space on a single-seat chair? "Eh, I guess I should use the chair that no one is using over there." "Really? Nevermind, if you want to use that chair, go ahead." "Speaking of which, I have something I want to ask you." "I accept." "ActuallyYOU RESPONDED TOO QUICKLY!!" I haven''t even asked him what I want! "Ah, I''m sorry, I lost my cool. Then, say, what do you need me to help you with?" "Ah, mm, actually" I want you to help me as a peeping buddyI can''t say such words so easily! "Don''t worry too much, just say what you want to say." Seeing me having difficulty in expressing myself, Kubo-san answered with a sincere look. If the person I''m trying to convince is so understanding, I should be able to ask him directly, right? No need to think too much, I just need to trust him and ask him directly! "Well I want to ask you people to help us peep inside the girls'' bathroom." "I refuse." Why do I feel a little sense of betrayal? "Peeping inside the girls'' bathroom? Are you serious?" "Umthe, there is a reason for us to do this" "Yoshii-san, that really ruined my impression of you. There''s an existence of logic between humans, and by following that, a society is formed. As a human, you shouldn''t do such a thing, and for you to think of such a thing, you shouldn''t exist in this society. We will soon join the society of adults, do you really think that you can just do things as you please? Besides, your thought of peeping into a bathroom to see naked females is too dirty." Kubo-san scolded me profusely as if he was firing an array of cannonballs, and I couldn''t respond. After he said that, he coldly gave a ''humph'' and lowered his head to continue battle with the reference book. Seeing him with such a tough and stubborn stand, it seems like we can''t continue on with the negotiations. "Sorry to bother you. I''ll be leaving then." This can''t be helped! But just as I prepare to get up and return back to Yuuji and company "as a human, should we do that" Before I left, I accidentally heard Kubo-san muttering to himself. Is there something wrong? "So how was it, Akihisa?" "Sorry, I failed." "I seeno problems. It''s okay as long as you''re fine." "Erm, I didn''t do anything that would threaten other people''s lives, right?" I really hope that these guys will worry about me when it''s really needed. "However, since we failed, we''d better start negotiating with other classes." "You''re right, but we have lessons now." Even though it''s self-study time, someone will definitely be watching. If we don''t pretend to be studying seriously, we''ll definitely be taken care of by the supervising teacher. "I know! But just the rest times alone aren''t enough for us to interact with the other classes. Seems like we can only sneak out." Yuuji glances sharply at Ironman, trying to look for a chance. At this moment, someone walked beside us, "Oi, are you guys planning to do something bad again?" So it''s Minami, who''s near us as she continues to study. We definitely lowered our voices, and yet we couldn''t escape her eyes. And once Ironman, who''s standing far away, heard her say the words ''something bad'', he immediately turned his head around. "You''re mistaken, Minami. We weren''t thinking about doing anything bad." We were just discussing how to do a frontal assault and peep. "Reallyanyway guys, don''t create anymore trouble. Though I know you guys won''t listen even if I rattle on, peeping is reallyhave you truly thought of how the girls being peeped on will feel?" Minami''s right. If I wasn''t threatened, interrogated for a non-existent crime and if Himeji-san''s boobs were a little smaller, I would definitely not think about peeping. "And you were going to peep inside the bathroomthere''s no place to hide, and one''s body will be compared to other girls'' bodies, can''t even stuff any breast pads, or even squeeze" "Erm, MinamiI guess you just don''t want me to see a certain body part, right?" You don''t need to explain it to us right now, right, MinamiI wanted to comfort her, only to receive a look from Yuuji. "Ironman''s staring at us, hurry up and maintain distance from Shimada." Hm? Ironman''s staring at us? Where is he? Ahh, I see. Ironman''s definitely watching. The conversation Minami and I had seemed to cause Ironman to be wary. To us, who''re looking to the other classes for support, it''ll be troublesome if he targets us at this juncture. Let''s just follow what Yuuji says and not get too involved with Minami. The problem is, how do I maintain my distance from her? How about I use an excuse of ''ah, someone''s looking for you'' to trick her? Got to choose somewhere furtheroh, Sugawa-san''s position is rather good. Let''s use him to shake Minami off. "Ah, Minami" "Hm? What?" "Sugawa-san wanted to say something to you" "Hm? Sugawa-san''s looking for me?" "Yeah, he told me to say this to you." Very good, Minami''s not suspicious at all. If so, she should be moving off to Sugawa-san who''s far away, right? "Hmmmwhy is he looking for me? Nevermind, I''ll talk to him during the break." "Eh? Ah, no, that''ll be a little troublesome" "? Why?" Minami doesn''t seem like she will leave her seat. That''ll be troublesome, I have to do something, and fast. "Well, about it, it''s something important, so he hopes that you can immediately head over and listen." "Eh? Something important?" Ohh, she took the bait? This response is good. Seems like she''ll move if I say some more. "As it was a really really really serious expression he showed, I''m guessing it''s something important." "EHHH!? Don, don''t tell me? Sugawa to me, how is it possiblebut but, it''s said that these kinds of things happen during trips as well" Minami suddenly blushes. I don''t know what she''s thinking about, but it seems like it can work if this keeps up! "As he said that he wanted to tell you immediately, it''ll be sad if you can''t go immediately." It should be alright for me to say things up till here, so Minami will definitely head off to Sugawa-san "Aki, is it alright for you to feel like this?" The moment she was about to leave, there was a little sense of chiding and yet loneliness from her. "Eh? It doesn''t matter what he says." "That''s why! You should be saying something when I''m with Sugawa-san" "Sorry, didn''t hear that correctly." I don''t really understand what Minami is saying here. "Ahh, really! Anyway, what if he confesses to me?" "I''ll guess it''s a prank." "Sighit''ll be bad if my shirt gets stained in blood" "You''re worried about blood stains!? Is it already decided that I''ll shed blood!?" Why am I always treated like this? "Shimada, Akihisa feels that you won''t go anywhere, so he''s quite relaxed. Don''t you think it''s good to make him anxious?" Observing from beside me, Yuuji said something weird. I''m definitely troubled that Minami''s not going anywhere now. "You''re right. Watch this, Aki, I''m really popular here!" Giving me a glance, Minami angrily storms towards Sugawa-san''s position. "What''s with your expression, Shimada?" "Nishimura-sensei, I have something to say to Sugawa. It''ll be over soon." "Really? But this angry momentum makes me worry that Sugawa will be buried in blood." Oh, she got intercepted by Ironman midway through? Perfect chance! "Akihisa, Hideyoshi, Muttsulini. Now''s the time, get out, and don''t get spotted on the way." Yuuji said this to me, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, who''re still pretending to study. We glanced at each other and nod our heads, and then slip out of the side door silently, shutting the door immediately once we get into the corridor. "Important thing? What about that?" "Aki dared to trick me! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!" At the critical moment, I could hear Minami''s conversation with Sugawa-san. In more ways than one, this is the perfect opportunity to get away. "So there''s a supervising teacher here as well." "That''s to be expected." After walking around carefully on the corridor for a few minutes, we finally arrived in front of the combined study area of classes D and E. We spied on them at this moment. "Then what do we do next? We can''t even negotiate with them now." "Trying to invade other classrooms now is extremely difficult." The reason why it''s extremely difficult is because the supervising teacher is blocking the entrance. Thus, trying to sneak inside to look is just like an idiot daydreaming. "Easy, we just need someone to lure the teacher away." "I refuse." Every time this kind of situation occurs, it''ll normally be me who''ll end up doing such a tough role, so I have to refuse first before they point at me. "Can''t be helped. So how about we play a game to decide who''s going to be bait?" Ohh, so it''s Yuuji''s idea again, huh? But rejecting his proposal wouldn''t be any different from running away from battle. Thus, even though I don''t like it, I have to hear what he proposes. "So what are we playing?" "Let''s play ''past and present''." So we''re playing that? If so, I should be able to win, right? No, I must beat Yuuji this time, I must let him handle all this rag tag. "I got it. Let''s play then." "Alright, we''re starting." I face off against Yuuji, and we start this game with a voice that won''t reach the inside of the classroom "Sakamoto Yuuji will start." (Yuuji himself) """Yeah~!""" (Me, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini respond in rhythm) " ''Past and present''!" """Yeah~!""" "Let''s start with any English word that starts with the letter ''A''!" "Heh? Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Yuuji''s turn " ''Apple''!" Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> My turn "I lost" "You can''t even think of a single word?" "Uu! No! It was too sudden that I couldn''t respond in time. Once I calm down, I will definitely be able to come up with a proper answer! B, but, isn''t Muttsulini bad at this as well?" "Not at all." But his reply defied my expectations. "Re, really?" "I''ll show it to you." Muttsulini switched places with me, and this time, he''s the one standing in front of Yuuji. "We''ll start then, ''past and present'', starting with any English word that starts with the letter ''A''." Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Yuuji''s turn " ''Amond''" Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Muttsulini''s turn "AV." English words? "Hold on, you two." "Is there a problem, Akihisa?" "The English words that Muttsulini used just now seems weird." Aren''t those English alphabets? "What are you talking about? He did start off with ''A''!" "Ehmm, he started with ''A'' alright" "Then there''re no problems; let''s continue." Yuuji completely ignores my protests as he continues the game. Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Yuuji''s turn " ''Agent''". Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Muttsulini''s turn "Akihisa." Isn''t that a name? "Alright, can you two stop again?" "What now, Akihisa?" "Since when did my name become an English word?" "the ''name'' means an idiot, so it''s suitable to use this. Adding ''-ful'' to the word would be an adverb.''" "What! Stop using such an explanation that even a dictionary doesn''t have!" "Example: He is so Akihisaful (There''s no one even more stupid than him.)" Recently, I feel that the way they''re treating me like an idiot has a lot more depth. "Anyway, no names or simplified terms, that''s a foul!" "Aiyo, alright, alright. That''s really troublesome! Then, let''s continue." Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Yuuji''s turn " ''Arrival''." Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Muttsulini''s turn "''Amen''bo." "Oi, didn''t Muttsulini just add a litte ''bo''? Didn''t he want to say ''amenbo''?" Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Yuuji''s turn " ''Action''." Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Muttsulini''s turn "''A--&[email protected]((&*&^''." "I caught you! You couldn''t come up with any English words so you tried to sneak past me by reading it faster, right?" "Ohseems like we can''t decide a winner here. That should be enough." "(nods head)." "DAMN IIITTT!! I''VE HAD ENOUGH!! MUTTSULINI''S ANSWERS WERE SO OUTRAGEOUS, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO LET HIM PASS?" "Oi, Akihisa, if you shout so loudly" Kacha! "Who''s making such a ruckus on the corridor? It should be self-studying time!" "WAH! FUSE-SENSEI! YUUJI, WHAT DO WEEh, he''s gone? WHEN DID HE RUN AWAY?" "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOSHII-SAN!" "AND IT''S THE SAME OUTCOME ALL OVER AGAIN!" "OI, STOP!" In the end, it''s me who''s running around all over the compound and luring Fuse-sensei away. "Hu, hu, huanywayI finallyshook him off" "It''s been tough on you, Akihisa." "That was crazy! EvenOoshima-senseicame out running after me" "Running? But thanks to you, we managed to get classes D and E to join. Good job." I''m still pressing my hand against my chest as I try to regain my breathing, hu "Great, now our forces have increased quite a bit." "That''s right. Now we just need to convince classes B and C. Akihisa, we''ll rely on you again." Yuuji gives me an ''of course'' look as he asked. However, I''m not going to let him get what he wants so easily. "I don''t want to do such a thing again. Besides, I''m not happy with how I lost just now. I demand a replay!" "Well, can''t be helped, but we''re just wasting time here, you know." "Humph, is that so? I advise you not to confuse me with the me just now!" While I was running about just now, I managed to think of quite a few words. I''ll definitely win this time!" "Yoshii Akihisa will start." (myself) """Yeah~!""" (Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini respond in rhythm) " ''Past and present''!" """Yeah~!""" "Let''s start with any English word that starts with the letter ''O''!" Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> My turn "Augusto!" "Hold it right there, Yoshii-san! Why are you walking around in the corridor!?" "Sorry! I have my reasons!" Unexpectedly, Igarashi-sensei''s really fast. Volume 3, The Fifth Question Volume 3, The Fifth Question Please translate the following: ''Although John tried to take the airplane for Japan with his wife''s handmade lunch, he noticed that he forgot his passport on the way.'' Himeji Mizuki''s answer ''John brought his wife''s homemade lunch along and wanted to take the flight to Japan, but on the way, he noticed that he forgot to bring his passport.'' Teacher''s comment: Correct answer. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: ''Joan '' Teacher''s comment: It''s John. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: ''John brought his homemade passport and takes the flight to Japan.'' Teacher''s comment: Please think through the meaning of the words ''homemade passport'' again. Thus, it''s time for the briefing before the attack. "So only classes D and E are willing to help out in the end?" "Can''t be helped. Class B''s representative is only a representative in name, he has no way to lead his class, and class C''s representative is Koyama, so the boys in her class are rather indecisive." "However, now that classes D and E are willing to help, at least the situation is a lot better than usual." "That''s right, besides, half the girls were bathing the last time we attacked them, so the amount of forces they can deploy now is almost 50%. Thus, as long as we can beat those few teachers, we should have a chance of succeeding." The opposing forces probably won''t increase any further. "But since we caused quite a bit of commotion during these past two days, wouldn''t they stop opening the girls'' bathroom?" "Most unlikely. The teachers have their own pride as well. Do you think they can say something like ''we may be unable to stop the boys from peeping, so will the girls please don''t use the girls'' bathing area''?" "Ohh, that''s right." Like what Yuuji said, the teachers don''t want to lose their identity and pride as human counselors. Besides, since things are settled by a summoning battle, they can''t allow students to break through the defenses. "This is just a wild guessbut isn''t it likely that the teachers are rather happy with how things are progressing?" "Eh? You''re saying that the teachers are happy to let us peep?" "That''s right! No matter what, the aim of this training camp is to ''increase the student''s willingness to study''. Speaking of studying, there is no better method than to use the summoning battle. And the girls have to also use the summoned beasts to protect themselves and stop us from peeping on them." Yuuji analyses. I see! So the teachers could have confined us to our classrooms, and yet the reason they didn''t do so is because of that? But aren''t the teachers a little too overconfident in thinking that we can''t break through their defences? "Muttsulini, have you conveyed the time and location for the gathering to the other two classes?" "No problem." The expected time of action is at 20.10, and the gathering location is at the canteen. We intend to launch a full scale attack while the first group is still removing their clothes. "Right, then it''s about time to move." "You''re right, most likely, the majority are eager to move out." Including the boys in classes D and E, we have almost 100 people. We can''t repeat what happened yesterday! "Not good, Yoshii!" At this moment, our door was slammed open, as our classmate Sugawa-san came rushing inside. "What''s going on, Sugawa-san? There should be several minutes left before the operation begins, right?" "We''ve been had! Those girls were in ambush in the canteen. In the end, all our forces are scattered all in all the levels!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" How come it''s the enemy attacking us now? Is there a spy among us who leaked the intel? "We can''t possibly leak our own intel." As if reading the doubt in my mind, Muttsulini quickly deduces this. Muttsulini can''t possibly be that careless, and even if our plans were really leaked, it''ll take some time for the enemy to take action. In other words "Our plan was seen through already?" Yuuji says with regret. That''s right, the enemy has already seen through our plan. Normally speaking, such a secretive plan can''t possibly be seen through. It can be said that the only reason why it ended up like this is only because the enemy understand Yuuji''s way of thinking. And there''s only one person in this world that can guess Yuuji''s thoughts. "Kirishima Shouko, the title of number 1 in our academic year isn''t something to be snuffed at." "She definitely won''t forgive Yuuji''s peeping behaviour." Right now, the only thin hope for us is for Yuuji to come up with something unorthodox. If even this can be seen through, we won''t be able to move at all. "No time to hesitate." "Tha, that''s right! What do we do now, Yuuji?" "What do you mean by that? Our battle plan is useless now! We can only regroup everyone. COMRADES, TIME TO MOVE OUT!" """"ROGER THAT!"""" Including Sugawa-san, the 5 of us move out of them room, only to realise that the outside is already a battlefield. "You perverts! Let us tie you up!" "We definitely won''t allow you guys to peep on us!" "Damn it! Why are the girls appearing here?" "How do I know!? Anyway, let''s talk after we battle." Seeing the group of girls blocking our group of comrades hastily summoned their summoned beasts, but the differences in points is too great. D class, Onodera Yuuko, Chemistry, 116 points. Vs F class, Masahiro Asakura, Chemistry, 44 points Seeing Asakura-san get blown aside so easily, Sugawa-san exclaims, "EVERYONE CALM DOWN! THE SUMMONED BEASTS CAN''T HIT US! WE DON''T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT THEM, WE JUST NEED TO CHARGE RIGHT OVER THEM!" After saying that, Sugawa-san charges forward. No! That judgement''s a mistake! "No you can''t, Sugawa-san! It''s not just Ironman that you have to be wary of!" I frantically tried to stop him with my voice, but Sugawa-san''s moving. It''s too late! "Sugawa-san from class F, right? Follow me to the detention room. Summon." Walking up from behind the girls is Fuse-sensei. Even if we don''t summon, there''re still teachers around, and without beating those summoned beasts, we can''t break through. Thus, we have to gather all our forces together. No matter how strong a summoned beast is, there''s a limit to the number of enemies. Since the number of teachers aren''t as many as the students, so we should be able to do something at least if we do that! "EVERYONE LISTEN UP! GATHER OUR FORCES HERE! FOLLOW ME!" Yuuji glares at Fuse-sensei as he gives the command. However, the direction he chooses is "OI YUUJI! ISN''T THAT WHERE THERE ARE THE MOST ENEMIES!? I FEEL THAT IT''S EASIER TO BREAK THROUGH BY MOVING TOWARDS THE STAIRS!" It''s definitely where there''re the most people are gathered, and a few of the class A girls are there as well. But Yuuji immediately refutes my suggestion. "That''s the reason! If there''s a thin defence, there''s a likelihood that there''re traps behind it! Even if it''s tough here, I have to go through the most dangerous place!" Hearing him say this, the distribution in forces is really uneven. It''s like inviting us to go downstairs. Maybe that is really a trap. As expected of Yuuji, to be able to think of this in this situation. "FOLLOW SAKAMOTO! GET PAST SENSEI AND ESCAPE OVER HERE!!" "CHARGE!!!" Everyone present immediately turn to look at a common point before charging at the same place. At the same time, the girls scatter aside. Are they blown away by our momentum? No, actually, it''s better to not make judgement too early Anyway, we don''t have time to bother about all these. We rush down the corridor in front of the staircase, turning around from the corridor behind the self-study area. "Yuuji, I waited for you for a long time." "Ki, Kirishima-san!?" In front of us, Kirishima-san and the rest walk over. "Nice one there, Shouko!" I could hear Yuuji gritting his teeth. It''s obvious that he won''t be happy. Because all his deliberate plans were countered by the opponent one by one. This shows that Kirishima-san''s thinking is a lot more cautious. To Yuuji, there''s probably no greater shame than this. "I won''t forgive you for being fickle in love! I''ll let your body understand this." At this moment, Kirishima-san moves aside. Another person appears from behind her. "Looks like I have a need to educate you on social rules." "THE ONE LEADING IS LEVEL HEAD MISS TAKAHASHI!" This teacher gives us a cold yet knowledgeable feeling, giving us a lecturing glare through her glasses. If our opponent is that Takahashi-sensei, our class F only has the role of being beaten down. "Yuuji, I think it''s better to retreat now." "Sorry, that won''t do." Looking back in the opposite direction, somebody appears there. "Kudo-san!" "Hi. Yoshii-kun''s really working hard." Kudo-san waves her hand as if she doesn''t know anything. After that, the health Ed teacher Ooshima-sensei walks up from behind her as if it''s to be expected. With those two as our opponents, even Muttsulini has no chance of winning. "Aki, I got tricked by you during the day! You caused me to be so embarrassed!" "Akihisa-kun, if you really want to peep on girls bathing, why didn''t you discuss with us first?" In front of me is the familiar Minami and Himeji-san group. If Takahashi-sensei''s around, the subject will be combined subjects, and Minami''s weakness won''t be that obvious now. We have completely lost this battle. But even so, we can''t give up like this! If those photos are to be spread around throughout the school, my school life will be a whole lot greyer! "EVERYONE, DON''T GIVE UP! FIGHT TILL THE BITTER END! SUMMON!!" I called out my summoned beast and let it get into a battle position. The target is level head Takahashi-sensei. But even if we managed to break through this, there are still many opponents that we have to break through. "Sensei, Aki''s summoned beast looks a lot stronger than he is" "No problem, Shimada-san. You don''t have to worry." Takahashi-sensei uses a hand to block Minami, who''s intending to assist her. So she''s extremely confident, huh!? However, I''m more or less familiar with how to control the summoned beast! Even if it''s the level head, if I can control it properly! After locking onto the target, my summoned beast charges at her like a bullet. "Yoshii-kun, I''m really disappointed in you. I thought that at least there should be something positive about you." After Takahashi-sensei glares at me coldly, she gives a command to her summoned beast. The opponent''s wielding the whip in its hands, so I can''t grasp the timing of the attack. But at least I have to fight against it once to gauge the distance! I raise my wooden sword to eye level, between my eyes, guarding against the enemy''s attack. At this moment, my summoned beast suddenly can''t moveand collapses onto the floor. "Eh?" For a moment, I couldn''t do anything. And the next moment, a sharp pain reverberates through my entire body. "IT HURTTTTSSSSS!! IT REALLY HURRRRTTTTSSSS!!! ISN''T THIS A TOOL FOR INTEROGATION!!!???" In contrast to Ironman''s fist, it feels like my skin is being ripped as the pain spreads throughout my body. "That Akihisa actually got hit once, and yetas expected of the legendary talented woman" Level head, Takahashi Yoko, Combined subjects 7791 points Vs Class F, Yoshii Akihisa, Combined subjects 902 points. Takahashi-sensei''s marks appeared. WHICH IDIOT WILL EVEN ATTEMPT TO COMPARE THEM? ISN''T THE DIFFERENCE WAY TOO GREAT ALREADY!? "Can''t be helped. If so, everyone''s to do things according to their judgement!" """OOSSUU! LEAVE IT TO US!""" Our commander here made an order that''s nothing too different from retreating. After the order was issued, everyone''s to do according to their own decision making. How will they escape? Let us see this! "" (<--Kneeling down in remorse) "" (<--Kneeling down in remorse) "" (<--Kneeling down in remorse) They''re a bunch of idiots. "Yoshii-kun and Sakamoto-kun aren''t admitting your wrongdoing as well? Is it because you want to maintain your pride as commanders?" Seeing Yuuji and me unwilling to beg for forgiveness, Takahashi-sensei narrows her eyes, seemingly with respect. Kneel down and admit our wrongdoing? Oi, can you say something more decent? "You''re wrong, Takahashi-sensei. We''re very clear about this." Yuuji lifts his mouth and replies. "Yuuji''s right, we''re very clear about this. There''s no need to get down and admit our wrongdoing." Like Yuuji, I also showed a smile. "Don''t tell me you have reinforcements?" Seeing our stubborn attitudes, Takahashi-sensei frowns. "Reinforcements? No, you don''t understand anything at all." "You''re right, we''re not talking about that." If this were an exam, Takahashi-sensei''s answer will only warrant her 0 marks. The reason why we didn''t kneel down and admit our wrongdoing isn''t because of pride or reinforcements, but "Sakamoto-kun, Yoshii-kun. Peeping is obviously a crime, you know?" "Oh yeah, Aki, I haven''t settled the debt I owed you during the day." "Yuuji, I said before that I won''t forgive you for being such a Casanova." The correct answer is that we won''t be forgiven even if we''re to kneel down. "To think that even Takahashi-sensei joined in the battle." "She''s so strong it''s basically illegal for her to take part in this war" It''s no longer a level of deciding a winner. It''s practically impossible to find anyone who can beat her one on one. Just thinking about it makes my body hurt. These were the aftereffects of Takahashi-sensei''s summoned beast and Minami''s punishment. It feels like I''ll dream of Himeji-san and Minami smiling at me while the content''s all about punishment. "Then what should we do? Not only will you guys be blackmailed, you''ll be tagged as peeping toms!" Like yesterday, Hideyoshi is let off. Ai, it''s right that a girl seeing another girl bathing shouldn''t be enough to warrant a crime. "Of course we don''t intend to give up at all. Though tomorrow will be our only chance left, look at it another way, we still have a chance tomorrow." Tomorrow''s the 4th day of training camp. Since the 5th day will be travelling time, tomorrow will be the last chance for us to peep. However, like what Yuuji said, there''s still tomorrow. It''s too early for us to give up. "You''re right. Though there''s an overwhelming difference in terms of fighting strength, we''re already used to this. This strength in overcoming difficulties is where our true value shines through, right?" We have threats of blackmail and being tagged as peeping toms behind us, and in front of us is one extremely overpowered opponent that only an idiot will go up against. There''s only one chance left. Even so, no matter how inexplicable it is, we didn''t feel any despair. "We can''t just end off like this." "That''s right. Our class F is already used to seeing this, so there''s no need to panic." Hideyoshi and Muttsulini seem rather excited as well, and the other classmates who aren''t around should feel the same. "Is that so? If you two aren''t giving up, there''s still a way of doing this." "As expected of Yuuji! What idea did you come up with?" "Of course. Who do you think I am?" Yuuji lets out a wicked smile. That''s a smile I saw several times up till now. Once this guy gives this look, he''ll normally bring us to safety (let''s ignore how he does it first). We should be successful this time as well. "Then, what''s the plan?" "A frontal breakthrough." I''ll take that back. We don''t have any chance now. "Please don''t show such a look and listen till the end. The basic idea of breaking through from the front hasn''t changed, and what changes are the preparations beforehand." "If we''re going to continue to try and break through from the front, you''re talking about increasing our forces?" "That''s right. The opposing forces are at their limit. There''s no way to increase their forces anymore. Even though it was a pity that we lost today, thanks to that, we managed to grasp the battle ability of the opponent. This is very important." "I got witnesses'' information from the other classes." The other classes Muttsulini''s talking about should be classes D and E. "Though the opponents use the teachers as their main defence, there is a weakness. Do you know what that is?" "Not at all." "I''ll teach you the correct way to use a pair of scissors." "GYAAHH! My eyes, MY EYES!!!" Yuuji uses the pair of scissors to deliver it as a French Kiss gift to my eyes (by the way, that''s one beautified version). "Really, think through it carefully, will you? The field to summon the summoned beasts has something called ''interference''. This is when if another teacher''s to create a summoning field, the conflict in subjects will cause the summoned beast to disappear--" "In other words, not being able to allocate many teachers at the same wide area?" "That''s the point." So if the teachers are to get too close to one another, it will cause an interference and make the ''summoned beasts'' disappear, right? I see, so that''s why the teachers attacked from all directions. They wouldn''t be able to fight with the physicality of the high school boys if they don''t have summoned beasts, so they will try to avoid a ''interference'' at all costs. "Tabulating this phenomenon and the results that Muttsulini reported, we can expect the enemy to set up something like this." Yuuji opens a piece of white paper on the table and proceeds to draw his expectations on it. "Eh? Takahashi-sensei''s position will be different from how it was today?" "I''m not 100% certain on this, but I''ll do this if I were the enemy. It''s a common rule in war to put forces on places that you don''t want the enemy to break through." According to Yuuji''s prediction, Takahashi-sensei''s location will be in front of the stairs leading down to the basement. This is because that''s the only staircase leading down to the girls'' bathing area, and it''s likely that the enemy will set up their main forces there. "If so, why didn''t they do so today?" "Were they trying to lower our will to fight? Seemed like our routes were predicted as well." "Hm, well, the difference in points is a crucial factor." I''m sorry to disappoint the girls, but we aren''t going to give up just because of this blip. "But speaking of which, this is one tough battle for us. There''s Ironman, Ooshima-sensei (Health ed teacher) and Takahashi-sensei (level head). These are positions that we can''t just pass through easily." Though we say this, we can''t just ignore the other teachers. What Yuuji predicted were the important points, and I guess this is right. Right now, our forces here include the boys of classes D, E, F. Though we have high morale, it''s obvious which side is weaker when the opposing forces include class A''s girls, and especially since class E had no experience in a summoning war. "For our victory, we have to get a certain guy in front of Ironman unscathed." "A certain guy?" "That''s you, Akihisa. No matter what, the main unavoidable condition for our victory is for you to win over Ironman." "So it''s because I''m a ''punishment inspector''?" "That''s right. Ironman''s acting as the final line of defence to the girls bathing area. This is a point that we have to break through. However, it''s impossible to beat that guy through flesh." We already knew that two days ago. With that guy as our opponent, even Yuuji will be tossed aside like a brat. "Humans used weapons to fight against monsters, and the only one who has the weapon is you, Akihisa." The summoned beast that is a lot stronger than a human. However, an ordinary summoned beast won''t be able to touch such objects. Only my summoned beast that''s designated as a ''punishment inspector'' can touch physical objects, so that means that I''ll have to be Ironman''s opponent. I don''t know if I can win, but at least it''s better than having someone else go for it. "However, wouldn''t it mean having to break through Takahashi-sensei unscathed?" "Ahh, even if Muttsulini''s to handle Ooishima-sensei, the number of forces needed to face Takahashi-sensei is still insufficient. Actually, it''s impossible to beat Takahashi-sensei with our current forces." Assuming that 10 people are needed to block a teacher, we need about 80 people on the second and third levels. And with the girls helping them, we can''t deny that we''re at an overwhelming disadvantage. "No matter what, we have to get classes A, B and C''s help." What Yuuji meant is that classes B and C will be required to get to Takahashi-sensei, and class A is required to beat Takahashi-sensei. "It''s too long to talk about all these, but because of this, it''s imperative that we get the other classes help. Thus, before we start battle tomorrow, let''s focus on this." "So you''re saying that we need to get classes A-C as our comrades? But we''ve been rejected once. Will it be that easy?" "So that''s why we need to do something." At this moment, Yuuji''s holding onto many cameras and yukatas that were prepared in each room. Even though we were told not to use the yukatas, this guy probably doesn''t intend to obey the rules. "But what do you plan to do with that?" "Use these photos to get those guys from classes A-C to reveal the darkness in their hearts. If possible, it can increase their interest in peeping and get their help." "Hm~ it sure feels like Yuuji''s battle plan." "Shut up." "However, if it''s effective, there''s value in trying it. Put it on, Hideyoshi." "Again, you''re making me wear it?" Why did I feel that Hideyoshi looks unhappy when he received that yukata? "Relax. It''s not just Hideyoshi. I''m making Himeji and Shimada wear it as well." "No, it''s not that I''m unhappy with being the only one wearing it." So it''s not that he''s unhappy? Good, very good. "Then, Akihisa. Contact Himeji and Shimada. Muttsulini will prepare the camera." Following Yuuji''s instructions, I pulled out my phone. "Mm~ Those two''s numbers areoh, I got them." Kacha, I entered the contents of the text. [I got something to say. Can you please come over to my room?] Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi. A short while after pressing the send button, I got a replyoh, it''s from Himeji-san. [I got it. I''ll bring some snacks along. I''ll go over soon.] To do this for taking photos, that''s a really delightful answer. I have to thank for her that. Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi. After I shut my phone down, about a minute later, I got another message. Is this from Minami this time? [I''m alright with it. But why now?] Ah, so she''s a little wary? Can''t be helped, since Minami and the rest seem to view us as peeping toms and might change Himeji-san who''s completely clueless about it. Deary me, how should I respond? Just as I''m thinking about how to answer such that Minami can accept it, my phone rings to notify me of a third message. [Hm? Who can that be?] Opening up the inbox, the sender wasSugawa-san. What now? [Though it''s sudden, why are you desperately trying to peek? Or is it that you really like girls? I''m somewhat mindful about you saying something like liking Sakamoto''s butt.] For a moment, I couldn''t say anything after seeing Sugawa-san''s mail. That, that''s a serious misunderstanding! Wouldn''t anyone think that I''m more interested in Yuuji than girls if they see this!? Got to change their thinking! While the situation''s good, let''s send a mail over. Why must we peep inside the girls'' bath? Of course we decided on it! [It''s because I like it, isn''t it? Even more than Yuuji!] Really, why must he ask this? Won''t he get the answer if he thinks of it normally? Somewhat hasty, I pressed down on the button. Oh my. There''re so many idiots around me that it''s disturbi [Sending message to--> Shimada Minami.] Eh? Ah haha. Seems like I''m too tired, since I seemed to have seen the recipient wrongly. However, I just need to rub my eyes and see the destination, right? [Message sent to--> Shimada Minami.] "Cluk." On seeing the recipient, my mouth let out an unbelievable sound. Hold on, Yoshii Akihisa. This isn''t such a dangerous mail, right? How about I look back at the mail I just sent? [It''s because I like it, isn''t it? Even more than Yuuji!] THIS IS A STRONG AND FORCEFUL CONFESSION THAT ONLY A MANLY MAN CAN WRITE! "Argh! I''m such a big idiot! I was really shocked by what I did in a certain sense! DAMMNN IITTT!!!" This, this is the biggest crisis of my entire life! How could I send that mail to Minami who treats me like a maggot or sandbag! I won''t just be tossed aside, Minami will say ''it''ll be awkward to see the guy I just dumped!'' and won''t come to the room. To think that Yuuji''s intricate plan became a bust, and I will get rejected. Is this a day for disaster!? Anyway, got to send a mail to Minami to explain what was that about, no? I try my best to think of what to write. No, there''s no time to think about that now! Anyway, got to change that mail "What now, Akihisa? I just seemed to hear a cry." "Something really bad happened! Don''t stop me no" "Something really bad? That''s -WAH!" WHOOSH (The sound of Yuuji slipping on a banana peel) BAM (The sound of Yuuji pulling me along as we fall) CRACK (The sound of Yuuji stepping on my handphone and breaking it to bits) "What was the really bad thing you talked about, Akihisa?" "IT''S THE SITUATION YOU CAUSED JUST NOW!" My handphone is now in the pitiful state of having crumbled to parts. Obviously, it''s impossible to use the phone to explain it to here. "Hm? Is this your phone? Sorry, I''ll return it to you later." No matter what anyone says, I should have the right to tie this guy up and beat him up real good. "Nevermind, forget about that phone. Anyway, just lend your phone to me!" "Oh, the phone? I''m fine with it." I reached my hand over for the simple-model phone that Yuuji likes, and start to look for Minami''s number. Sakamoto Yuuji''s phone bookrecord no. 1 --> Kirishima Shouko. "Mu, that Shouko messed with my phone again? She''s supposed to be a mechanical idiotdo I have to re-input everyone''s number? So he definitely didn''t record down Minami''s phone or mail address. Is my future going to be wrecked just like that? "What''s with you revealing this kind of look, Akihisa? It seemed like you just sent a confession-like mail to her, and I stepped on the phone or something before you could explain to her." "Ah hahaha. What are you saying, Yuuji? How is such a thing possible?" "Yeah, you''re right. If such a thing happened, wouldn''t I have become a big baddie or something?" "Really, I can''t handle you, ah hahahaha." Kacha kacha kacha. Sending good. [To: Kirishima Shouko From: Sakamoto Yuuji I''m proposing marriage again. Please come over to my room in a yukata.] "Hm? Akihisa, who are you sending the mail toGUAH, WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU BASTARD!!" "SHUT UP! I''LL MAKE YOU LOSE EVERYTHING LIKE ME! WATCH THIS!" "WAHHH! YOU TOSSED MY PHONE INTO TEAWATER!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IT TO SHOUKO NOW, YOU DAMNED TRASH!" "THAT''S RIGHT! IT''S THIS KIND OF FEELING! THIS IS THE FEELING I HAVE AGAINST YUUJI NOW!" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I DON''T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AT ALL! ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO OVER TO EXPLAIN IT TO HER BEFORE IT''S TOO LATE" KLAK (The sound of Yuuji opening and running out of the door) DONG (The sound of Yuuji being hit by Ironman''s fist on the corridor) KINK DANG CLANG DOMP (The sound of Yuuji being smashed into the wall together with the table) "You''re not supposed to leave your room!" "Got it." Since Yuuji is unable to move at all, I have to help him answer. Seems like those teachers are already on high alert and wary of the occupants of this room. "Speaking of which, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, you guys haven''t bought your own handphones?" "Yeah, at least there wasn''t really a need to." "I''ll be troubled if it rings at a crucial time." Nowadays, most high school students should have one, so these two should be considered exceptions, and especially one of them has a rather unique reason. Can''t be helped. I''ll explain it to Minami tomorrow. "Speaking of which, it''ll be bad if we don''t clear up this bedroom, isn''t it? We can''t even set our futons like this." "You''re right, let''s clear the place first, then we''ll take Hideyoshi''s photo." We picked up the flipped table, picked up the rubbish on the floor and gathered them all at the same place. Hideyoshi''s luggage should go to the right side (dong), the broken vase and glass should go to the left (hehyo), my luggage goes to the right (dong), the unconscious Yuuji is trash so he goes left (padangshasha) "GUAAHH! THERE''S, THERE''S GLASS ON MY BACK!" "Ah, Yuuji. If you''re up, please help out." "Hold on! Can''t you see the wounds on my back!?" "No problem. At least it doesn''t look fatal." "Since you said it, how about this?" "Ahh! You''re scattering my clothes all over the place?" "I''ll let you suffer pain!" "If so, I''ll just wear the yukata! At least it''ll match with Hideyoshi!" "I''m really envious of you." "You guysforgotten about my gender, is it?" Time passed by as we were doing this. DO DONG DONG The sound of the door being knocked on could be heard. "Ah, welcome, Himeji-san. Were you blocked by Ironman?" "If you''re talking about Nishimura-sensei, he let me in after I gave him some snacks." Himeji-san looked at her super snacks as she said this. "Goodbye Ironman. Rest in peace" From the bottom of my heart, I prayed for him to rest in peace. "Speaking of which, why is Akihisa-kun wearing a yukata?" "Eh? It was placed inside the room, so I took it out to wear it. I felt that it was a rare chance. Does it suit me?" Though it''s actually because I had to change clothes since there''s glass all over it, there''s no need to explain such a thing now. "Yes, it suits you really well! Beautiful skin and slender bones, you really look handsome!" Seeing her about to lose something soon, I wondered if I can do anything to help her. "Ah, Himeji, just nice for you to be here." "Good evening, Sakamoto-kun, sorry to disturb you." "Though it''s a little early, here''s a present for you." Yuuji handed something over to her. "Is this a yukata? Thank you. Oh yes, Akihisa-kun sent over a message, saying that he got something important to tell me, what is it about?" Himeji-san got suspicious about the yukata that was handed over to her out of a sudden. "Actually, I got something I want to request Himeji-san to do." "A request?" "Hm, yeah. I hope that Himeji-san will wear and yukata and take a photo with us." "Eh?" As it was too sudden, Himeji-san widened her eyes. It''s true that saying this out of a sudden might be scary. "Ah~ well, what should I say" What should I say to her? This is really troubling. "Well, if Akihisa-kun''s willing to take the photo with us, I guess I can agree to it" At this moment, Himeji-san agreed to it despite not having heard the explanation yet. Oh, so she doesn''t like taking the photo alone? "That''s easy! Hideyoshi and I will be taking it along with you!" It''ll be alright once they cut me out from the image. No, even if I don''t say so, Muttsulini will automatically cut me out. "It''s rare for us to have this chance. I thought we could both take a photo together" Turning my head back, I see Himeji-san reveal an unhappy look as she puffs her cheeks. She already accepted the conditions, but is there something she''s unhappy with? "Ai, but since Akihisa-kun requested it, it can''t be helpedwell, I''ll go change first." Himeji-san took the yukata as she heads off to change. At this moment, I suddenly thought of it. We didn''t ask if we could show the photo to others, didn''t we? Though it''s not some strange photo, I should still ask as a friend. "Wait, Himeji-san." "Yes?" I called Himeji-san, and turned to look at Yuuji. Just as I gave him a wordless ''I''m going to tell Himeji-san that we''re going to spread the photo around'', Yuuji returns me a ''were you thinking that I was planning to hide it from her?'' look. "Actually, it''s about the photos. Can I show it to my other friends?" "Eh? About me in a yukata? That, well, I''m a bit embarrassed" "What are you talking about? If you''re embarrassed about showing yourself in a yukata, how can Akihisa survive? He''s an idiot and a pervert. Going by your definition, wouldn''t he have no right to live on?" "LET GO OF ME, HIDEYOSHI! I''M GOING TO CARVE YUUJI''S BRAINS OUT AND SQUASH IT TO BITS!" Hideyoshi tried his best to grab me, preventing me from dealing the killer blow. Every time I''m with Yuuji, I''ll always have something unfortunate happen to me. Why is this always the case? "Speaking of which, I can''t just request for your services just for free like that. I''ll prepare a proper gift." Yuuji waved his hand at Himeji-san as he said this. "What do you mean?" Without special caution, Himeji-san closed in, and then the duo started to whisper between themselves, "Tomorrow morninghisa''s sleeping photo" "reallythenno matter how much, I will" What are they talking about? Especially Himeji-san, who''s been looking back often at me; this is rather suspicious. "Then we have a deal. There''re no problems, I presume?" "Yes! It''s alright even if I have to lift up my yukata by a bit." WHAT!? What made her so motivated? "Anyway, thanks for your help. Can you please get ready?" "Yes!" Himeji-san hugs the yukata as she heads off to the bathroom inside our room. The sound of clothes ruffling made the spring of youth within me overflow, but of course that''s a secret that I won''t say. "(wiping)" Muttsulini is concentrating on wiping the camera lens. Actually, he will just cut me out and leave Himeji-san and Hideyoshi in the photo. Well, it''s not like I don''t understand this feeling. Ah, yes. "Muttsulini, I got something I want to ask you." "?" I''m somewhat embarrassed to say this, so I lowered my volume so that it''s inaudible to Yuuji and Hideyoshi before continuing. (Even if it''s just one, thattwo person photo of me and Himeji-san) "Only one." Muttsulini reveals a slight smile on his face. This is a memory that I want to hide from everyone and make it mine. Before Muttsulini drowned in a pool of blood, it took us some time before we managed to get a photo of Hideyoshi and Himeji-san dressed up in yukatas. Though it''s not printed out yet, there''s no man who won''t think of peeking after seeing this. If there really is one, it can be said that there is a high chance that he is a homosexual. After taking the photo, Himeji-san went back to her room. I don''t know if we were abused by Ironman till late at night, but we heard yawns after we turned off the lights. Speaking of which, I have to tell Minami about that mail immediately once I get up tomorrow morning, so let''s not try and resist that sleepy feeling. So maybe it''s because of this that I didn''t even realise who came inside the room? "ki, wake up" It felt like I was being shaken about. "Uwooh" UghI don''t know who it is, but I''m really tiredplease, just let me sleep "Really, why did you start sleeping" The other person continues to shake me till I''m awake. "Umm!" I couldn''t shake away that hand that''s on me. Really, I''m sleeping here, so stop bothering me, will ya "I told you to get up!" Pachi pachi "UWOAHH!!" Wha, what!? What''s with this pain of dislocating my left shoulder joint and reattaching it to destroy the evidence!? "Are you awake now, Aki?" "Eh? Ah, so it''s Minami. I guess I can understand why this happened." If Minami''s around, this level of pain is to be expected. "No wait, why are you here, Minami GUWAH!" "Keep it down!" Minami looks rather panicky as she covers my mouth and nose with her hand. Eh, eh!? Why!? Why is Minami here!? "Are you awake now? Once you calm down, I''ll let go of my hand" "(Nods head violently!)" I frantically nodded my head on hearing Minami''s words without thinking, until it was almost breaking. I guess I should say that she just needs to stuff my mouth next time. "Don''t be too loud" After saying this, Minami finally removes her hand, Hoafter taking in enough oxygen, I looked up to see the girl looking at me. "Wellyou''re Minami, right?" "What''s with those eyes of yours?" At this moment, Minami doesn''t have a ponytail on, but her rather, her hair is let down. It''s supposed to be just that, but the impression she gives me changed a lot. Seeing her slightly blushing look, it really seems rathercute. "Aki?" Minami shows a look of insecurity as she stares at me. That looks is completely different from her gung-ho competitive mentality, rather weak-looking, and actually looking like a cute girl. But why is Minami in my room now? Normally, for girls to come all the way here to the boys'' bedroom at this time is rather inexplicable. Even if we''re friends, we''re still of different genders! Coming over here at this time, and besides, I''m not the one she likes. This is really suspicious. Also, her clothing''s really thin, so there''s a high likelihood that she went into the wrong room. Why would Minami choose to risk getting caught by the teachers and come all the way here? I begin to think about it, and suddenly, a thought appeared in my mind. Does Minami like me? NONONONONO!! HURRY UP AND CALM DOWN, AKIHISA YOSHII! HOW IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE!? SHE ALWAYS SCOLDS ME ''BAKA BAKA!'', SO SHE SHOULD PREFER THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SMARTER, RIGHT? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR HER TO LIKE ME OUT OF A SUDDEN? ISN''T THIS TOO SIMPLE? Let''s clam down and think through it first. Let''s analyse the current situation and think through it clearly. A girl in my class appearing in front of me and dressed in a thin nightgown. SHE LIKES ME!!! OI! ISN''T THAT A LITTLE TOO SIMPLE!? "Aki, you''ll wake the rest if you''re so loud!" "Guu!" Minami uses even more force to stuff my mouth up. Hold on, let''s calm down and think this clearly through again. She likes me. Does she really like me? Based on past actions, it doesn''t seem likely, right? Besides, she''s covering my mouth now. Speaking of which, I did send a weird mail to her. Minami shouldn''t be feeling well now, right? She intends to come over and destroy everything together as if nothing happened. Late at night + invasion + entire body is a weapon. Ooh! I solved the case! "Minami, at least don''t cause me too much pain" "What is that brain of yours thinking now?" I will be executed now. Just as I''m intending to get up, Minami starts to blush for some reason, looking rather shy as she says, "I, I summoned quite a lot of courage before coming all the way here, you knowso, so, regarding those things, you don''t need to send a mail, just need to talk face to face, you know" "Eh?" Not using mail but to say it out? Is she talking about my will? Since there''s no paper around, I suppose that she intends to listen to me and help me say it out? How nice of Minami, but since we''re so close that she is willing to listen to me say the will, I really hope that she can show me some mercy Alright, let''s think of ways to escape from here. First, let''s investigate what''s going on around us. Right now, what''s beside me is Hideyoshi''s cute sleeping look. Muttsulini who''s armed and ready with the camera. Kirishima-san who''s dressed in a yukata and sneaking inside Yuuji''s futon. "" Eh? For some reason, something seems wrong here. I shake my head and intend to confirm everything again. Hideyoshi''s innocent sleeping look. Muttsulini who''s quickly pressing the shutter. A Kirishima-san who''s ignoring a panicking Yuuji''s resistance as she undoes the obi of her yukata. "How troublingseems like these guys can help me now" "Before that, don''t you have any intention of saving me!?" I didn''t even dare look at where Yuuji is. Because you see, Kirishima-san has already undone her clothes until it''s likely that I may see too much of something. "Hold, hold on. You''re saying that everyone is already up except for Kinosheeta!? You should have said so earlier!" Intending to close the distance, Minami frantically pulls away from me. Maybe she can''t kill me now since there are so many witnesses here? "I, I see. Since everyone woke upthat''s why Aki pretended not to know anything" Anyway, the danger''s over now. I just need them to return to their rooms without the teachers seeing them. BAM! "Are you alright, onee-sama!? Miharu''s here to save you!" I knew it. I knew that things won''t just end like this. "Mi, Miharu!? Why are you here!" "I just went inside onee-sama''s futon and found it empty, so I was worried what happened! Coming here was the correct move!" Shimizu-san, you''re amazing! ''Sneaking in and not finding anyone'' and going out to look for someone isn''t what a normal person will think. You''re planning to launch a full-scale attack on the 3rd day of training camp? "That, that was closeI thought that yesterday''s punishment was enough to teach you. Shouldn''t have let my guard down" Eh? She went in yesterday? "Onee-sama! The boys'' dorm is too dirty! Come and sleep naked together with Miharu! Ah, but Miharu will do a lot of things to prevent onee-sama from sleeping!" "Stop it, Shimizu-san! Muttsulini won''t survive if you''re going to continue talking about this!" "(drip drip drip)." "Anyway, let''s continue, Yuuji." "YOU''RE REALLY SELF-CENTRED, SHOUKO!!" "Wha, what''s going on? Why is it that I woke up to see 3 girls in our room, Yuuji suppressed and Muttsulini''s futon all bloodied?" "AHH! DON''T BE SO LOUD! IF THIS KEEPS UP, IRONMAN WILL FIND OUT" "What just happened? I seemed to have heard Yoshii''s voice!" Ironman''s coarse voice can be heard from the corridor. """""""""" "Eh? Why? Why is everyone giving me the ''thanks to Yoshii, we all got discovered'' look?" And why is it that he could only hear my voice? Ironman''s ears should go for a doctor''s check-up. "Damn it! Because of Akihisa, the situation has become a lot more problematic! Anyway, hurry up and get away from here before you get caught!" "Though it doesn''t seem right to blame me for everything, Yuuji''s right! Anyway, hurry up and go, leave this to us!" Once someone discovers that girls are in a boys'' dorm (and especially since one of them is wearing just a yukata), this will develop into some huge problem. No matter what, we have to let these three people escape! "Bu, but" "There''s no time to hesitate, onee-sama! Anyway, hurry up, take off your clothes and come to Miharu''s room!" "Shut up, Miharu!" I do feel that it''s rather impressive in a weird sense for Shimizu-san to try and convince Minami in this situation. "Yoshii and Sakamoto! I know that it''s you two! Hold it right there!" Just as we''re running on the corridors, Ironman''s terrifying voice can be heard. "It''s Ironman''s voice! He''s gaining on us!" "No time left! We have to use the ''sure-fire Aki bomb'' to distract him, you three use this chance to escape!" "Understood!" "Minami! You can''t say that you understand this!" Wasn''t this move sealed right at the beginning? "First, Yuuji and I will head out to attract Ironman''s attention. You three use this time to get out of the room, got it?" "Mmsorry about it, everyone, because of us" "Thank you." "I love you so much, onee-sama." Now that we decided, there''s no time to be troubled, let''s settle this! "Let''s go, Yuuji!" "Can''t be helped, I''ll go with you!" I placed my hand on the door handle and swing it open. PAM! Cruck! "Ugh!? Yo, Yoshii, you bastard!" "Eh!? Seemed like Ironman got hit on the head!?" "Nice move, Akihisa!" This may seem so to everyone, but wouldn''t Ironman''s killer intent be focused on me? "RUN, AKIHISA!!" "Go!!" At this moment, something unexpected happened. Because Ironman was hit on the head, the three girls inside the room have no chance of escaping, and right now, Ironman''s eyes are wide open, looking inside. Damn it, if he''s to look further, he''ll find the girls inside the room! What do we do now? If we don''t do anything, those three people will be implicated! Speaking of which, I suddenly noticed that Yuuji''s grabbing my head and intending to use that sealed sure-fire technique, so if I don''t do anything, the one who will be implicated next will be me! "I''m here, Ironman!" I shook off Yuuji''s hand, undid my yukata and runs towards Ironman. Ironman responds to my voice and turns towards where I am. Good, he won''t be able to see those three people now! "How many times must I tell you guys to call me Nishimura-sensei" "WATCH THIS!!" Taking off the yukata I was wearing at lightning speed, I use it to wrap Ironman''s face. "Oi, oi, what are you doing?" "THIS IS ADDED EXTRA!" I use the obi to tie him up. Now we should be able to buy some time. "NOW!" I gave the signal to Minami and the rest. The trio nod their heads in unison and dash out to the corridor. Good. At least it''s alright now "Yoshii, looks like you really want me to give you detention, huh!" Of course not! If we don''t escape from here, we''ll be forced to accept Ironman''s fist of judgement. "You got to work hard now, Akihisa." Yuuji gives me a thumbs up. No no, that won''t do. "Sorry, Nishimura-sensei! It''s because Sakamoto Yuuji brought alcohol along and asked me to lure you away!" "WHAT RUBBISH ARE YOU SAYING!?" Facing the panicking Yuuji, I give him a thumbs up in response. Relax, Yuuji! I won''t abandon you as a friend! Come on, let''s escape together. We''ll go anywhere and everywhere! "YoshiiSakamotoyou guysare you prepared?" ""How are we prepared!?"" Before Ironman ripped the yukata apart, Yuuji and I were already far away. Though I''m not trying to brag, I''m rather confident about escaping! "What now, YuujI? We got to shake Ironman off!" "What? Escaping isn''t the solution here!" "You''re right, that guy''s no different from a monster." "That''s right, so we have to escape to where Ironman can''t get near to!" "OK!" A place where Ironman can''t go tothe only place I can think of is a narrow alley that his big body won''t be able to fit through, but does such a place exist? "It''s useless for you two to escape! Get ready to take this detention that I love!" Ironman''s catching up! Got to get faster! "Over here, Akihisa!" "Got it!" In order to prevent Ironman from catching up, both of us dash past the self-study room. "Speaking of which, Yuuji, where are you going?" "The place where a male teacher can''t go to, in other wordsa girls'' dorm!" "I see!" Really, the girls'' dorm? It''s true that Ironman can''t enter the room full of youthful girls in dreamland, since it''s a secret garden that boys can''t enter! But, if I''m to escape inside with only my underwear "Seems like, I won''t be able to avoid certain death" In more ways than one, isn''t this disastrous? "Let''s go, Akihisa!" "No way!" Seeing the girls dorm right in front of me, I reject Yuuji''s proposal. If I can''t get any proper clothing, I will have to continue running. "Cheh! You''re still mindful about this in this situationcan''t be helped. Wear this!" Yuuji tosses something over. I caught it. These arearen''t these clothes that I need now? "As expected of Yuuji! You''re the one who understands me the most!" "Hurry up and wear it!" "Mm, thanks!" I quickly put on the clothes, button it up, and not forgetting to put on socks. Alright! Perfect! "Yuuji, I put on the sailor uniform already!" A white blouse and knee-length skirt that will light up anyone''s eyes, with navy blue stockings, and the colour of the underwear is, a, secret. This is no longer a situation where I can be caught now. I can imagine that if I''m to be arrested and whisked off to the police station, everyone will agree that ''this student is from another school''. "Alright, now we can escape inside!" "Hold on, Yuuji! This may be more fatal than being completely naked!" Speaking of which, how did Yuuji get these clothes? Our school uniform should be of set-style, right? But there''s no time to think about this. Got to take off these clothes first! "How about we split up here?" Yuuji said this to me who''s in my boxers again. "Why are you saying such things, Yuuji? No matter where it is, we''ll escape together~" How can I be abandoned with just these clothes on me? "I REFUSE! I DON''T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU, PERVERT!" "SHUT UP! IF YOU HATE IT LIKE THIS, HAND OVER YOUR PANTS!" "SO YOU''RE AIMING FOR THIS!?" "TAKE IT OFF! TAAKKEE ITTT OFFFF!!" "WHO''S TAKING IT OFF FOR YOU" "What are you two doing." "" "" I exchanged glances with Yuuji. The scene of me in my boxers pulling off Yuuji''s pants should be rather damaging to the eyes no matter which angle one looks at it, right? "I know that you two don''t have any luck with girls, but please don''t do such stuff in public, will you?" ""Sensei! We''re willing to accept detention! Just listen to our explanation!!" For three nights now, we enjoyed intimate moments with Ironman. Volume 3, The Sixth Question Volume 3, The Sixth Question Please write down your thoughts regarding this training camp. Himeji Mizuki''s comment: ''I benefitted a lot from studying with students from the other classes, and managed to get many beneficial tips from quite a few reference books involving subjects that I''m frustrated with, which I believe will help me in my studies. Though it may be rather loud at night, it''s still our school''s characteristic. Also, I managed to get a great secret photo from a certain someone, I''m so happy!'' Teacher''s comment: Himeji-san''s grades for every subject are rather impressive, and sensei didn''t realise that you have subjects that you are unfamiliar with; I''m really sorry about that. However, it''s good that you found a way to solve the problems. It''s really been beneficial for you to study with class A students, so work hard during the next streaming exam. Also, please don''t be affected by the noise that those idiots caused. Shimada Minami''s comment: ''I will never ever forget about what happened on the third night. What should I do? I can''t discuss this with anyone, and I couldn''t find time to talk to that personI knew about Mizuki''s feelings, so have I betrayed her? But if it''s in terms of liking, I liked him since last year, so I should be the earlier one, right? Arrgghh~! I don''t know what to do!'' Teacher''s comment: What happened? It doesn''t feel normal when you can''t even discuss it with your friends. If you want, you can talk to sensei. Since I lived longer than you by a few years, I should be able to help out. But seeing you mention the word ''feelings'' here, I''m wondering if it''s related to love? If so, sensei can only say this. Don''t make a rash decision that you''ll regret for the rest of your life. A student''s responsibility is to think, be bothered, and grow up to be an accomplished adult. Yoshii Akihisa''s comment: ''Didn''t expect so many troublesome things to occur, this is really shocking. I lost consciousness on the first day and was carted directly into the hotel, so I didn''t have any memories of it. After that, I got labeled as a peeping tom, and those suspicious stares around me really bothered me. In order to train myself, I tried hard to break through the strongholds to peep inside the girls bathing area, but is this really alright? Actually, I''m really worried. This training camp really made me think about a lot of things.'' Teacher''s comment: That''s right. "Uuuahhh" Without thinking of holding back, I made a huge yawn. I want to sleep. Anyway, I really want to sleep. I''m so sleepy I''m about to drop. I would have slept if it wasn''t for the precious breakfast time now. "I''m so sleepy" Beside me, Yuuji''s rubbing his eyes as well. It''s expected that we want to sleep. We got lectured by Ironman (with fists) into the morning. It''s been three consecutive days now, so It''s impossible for us to not want to sleep. "You guys are really unlucky" Hideyoshi said with an apologetic tone. Is he feeling guilty that only the two of us got lectured? He doesn''t need to feel sorry since he was asleep. "Even if we''re unlucky, it''s tooUuahhh~~" I can''t take it already. I continued to stretch my back. Today''s the last day already, so we got to replenish our sleep during the self-study period "It''s useless! Seeing you guys like this, for tonight''s attack, we might have to" "It''s not that we''re completely asleep. If we''re motivated, we will definitely wake upHuahh~~" Making a yawn just after opening the mouth, seems like the symptoms are really serious. As for how serious it is, let''s just say that even with the sliced salmon and delicious dishes in front of me, it''s unlikely for me to overcome the sleep demon. "I can''t make it as well, not motivated at allOOOHHHH!!" "Wha, what''s with you, Yuuji?" The dazed and sleepy Yuuji suddenly widened his eyes after seeing something. What? What did he see? "Super effective." "Ah, you''re here, Muttsulini. Good morning." Muttsulini appeared at the door and walked towards us. He seems to be holding something in his hand. "Muttsulini, what did you show Yuuji just now? He seems really excited." "A magic photo." It''s rare for Muttsulini to proudly lift his chest and make such a claim. "Oh? Can you let me see it?" "(Hands over)" Muttsulini slides the photos in his hand between Hideyoshi and me. "A magic photo? What nonsense are you talking about? We''re already high school students, how can we be motivated by just a single photoWWOOOWWW!!" "Oh, this photo is" The first photo Muttsulini showed us is the photo of Himeji-san and Hideyoshi in yukatas. Dressed in yukatas, Himeji-san and Hideyoshi seemed rather shy as they looked up at the camera, in a somewhat sexy manner, and there''s also a glimpse of the breasts! "It''s great to live on this world" This picture doesn''t really show that much skin, but why am I feeling all excited? However, I''ll do anything just to get a photo of these two bathing! "What''s the second photo, Akihisa?" "Let me see" I pulled aside the first photo. It''s a double shot of Kirishima-san closing in while dressed in a yukata and Minami who''s in sports shorts. "This, this is great! Muttsulini, this photo was taken at a perfect angle! You have my utmost respect!" "That''s really amazingto be able to cut Akihisa and Yuuji out of the photo, isn''t this of professional level already?" This photo isn''t any different from those self-photos sold on the market! Though it''s too bad that not everyone''s in a yukata, it''s still a very viewable photo. To be able to bring out even Minami''s attractive side in such a healthy manner, I can only say that Muttsulini''s photo-taking skills are near godlike! "And the third photo?" "Ah, Mm! The third photo is" I pull out another photo from below. The third photo that appears in front of me isisn''t this me in the sailor uniform? "It was taken beautifully, so I developed that one." "LET GO OF ME, HIDEYOSHI! I MUST SLICE THAT IDIOT''S HEAD APART!!" "Calm down first, Akihisa! Isn''t this photo taken beautifully?" Hideyoshi hugged me tightly, not allowing me to deal the killer blow. When was that photo taken anyway? "That''s amazing, Muttsulini. When did you take that photo?" Yuuji''s eyes have regained their vigour as he suddenly praised Muttsulini. For Yuuji to react like this when he doesn''t even show that much reaction to girls, it''s likely that ordinary guy will react a lot more than him. "Now we just need to hope for reinforcements." Hideyoshi''s right, it''s unlikely for those guys to not falter once they see these photos. As a guy, I understand this the most, but "Do we really have to show these photos to the rest?" Ah~ if possible, I hope that I can stuff these photos directly into my bag. "Akihisa, don''t forget our initial aim. We won''t be able to succeed if we don''t care about the entire plan." "UuI know that" I just feel that it''s a pity that we have to show it to the rest! Even so, I know that Yuuji''s right. Our aim isn''t to get these photos, but to be able to successfully peep inside the girls bathing area. "Sorry, my bad. These photos are meant to achieve our goal, so I should abstain from such thoughts. Besides, I will tell Muttsulini to prepare one gross for me, so I just need to endure it." "Isn''t one gross too much?" "You''re not thinking of abstaining!" Stop bothering me, you guys! "Alright, if so, then" Yuuji pulled out a pen from who knows where, and writes a few messy words behind the photos. ''Pass these photos to all the guys, and don''t let the girls or the teachers see it! If anyone is to try and take these photos for their own, they will executed under the name Sakamoto Yuuji!'' I see, if we don''t write down these notes, these photos will likely be stolen. "Oi, Sugawa, pass these to the guys." Yuuji passes the photos to Sugawa-san, who''s beside our eating breakfast. He receives the photos with a puzzled look. "WAAAAHHH" And the next moment, he''s awake. "Oh yeah, Yuuji, you should have taken away my photos, right?" "Relax, passing that kind of thing around will only demoralise them. I did take away that photo of yours." "I see. It''s good that you took it." If those photos are to be passed out, it''s utterly meaningless for me to even think of preventing those photos of me in girls'' clothes to be spread around. "Eh? Muttsulini, you still have more photos?" Hideyoshi sees that Muttsulini still has a photo in his hand. Really, what did he take? "Let me see, what did you take here?" "Ah, me too!" I peek in to look at the photo that Hideyoshi received from Muttsulini. What''s on the photo isme in a sailor uniform (with underwear revealed) "I couldn''t help but take it." "LET GO OF ME, HIDEYOSHI! I MUST RIP THAT IDIOT''S HEAD OUT AND MINCE IT!!!" "I DIDN''T SEE ANYTHING! I DIDN''T SEE ANYTHING, SO PLEASE CALM DOWN!!" Anyway, whatever the case, our momentum''s at the highest now due to these photos. Tida tidafor some reason, the sound made by the second hand becomes really loud. I didn''t really bother about it in the past, and unexpectedly, I started to be mindful of it. "Akihisa, don''t get anxious right before the event. We got our points replenished and passed the photos over for everyone to see. We already did what we can do, and we just need to do fight with our best effort." Resting in a corner of the room with his eyes closed, Yuuji warned me. The more critical the situation is, the more I feel like praising this guy''s nerves. "The three classes D, E and F will be participating with full strength like yesterday, so we''ll just see if the other three classes A, B and C are willing to help out." Since we had to focus on the tests in order to replenish our points, we didn''t have time to talk to the other boys, so we have no idea how effective the photos are now. We can only see the effects during the battle. "I must take revenge today." Even Muttsulini''s getting pumped. Maybe it''s because he''s satisfied with the photos he took that he managed to answer quite a lot of questions with a lot of enthusiasm during the day tests. Muttsulini''s attitude tonight is already terrifying. "It''s about time to battle, so let''s get our final battle meeting done." Opening his eyes, Yuuji walked over to me, with Hideyoshi and Muttsulini following suit. "We''re now on the third level, and we have to break through the four areas, third level, second level, first level and the girls bathing area before we can get to our final destination." If it''s according to room allocation, the third level will be handled by classes E and F; the second level will be handled by classes C and D, classes A and B for the first level. In other words, our location is the furthest to the girls'' bathing area. "Those guys from classes E and F will help out suppress our enemies on the third level, and class D will be handling the enemies on the second level, however" "It''s hard to defend fully with only class C, right?" The teachers will also distribute the forces according to the strength of the students, so without class C, it''s going to be hard to break through the second level. "However, we can only do this in the end." "That''s a certainty, and after we break through the second level" "We''ll have to face Takahashi-sensei." "That''s right, as the level head, the resistance led by Takahashi-sensei will be guarding the first level. I guess Shouko, Himeji and Kudo Aiko will be waiting for us there." One of the biggest problems in our operation today will be the first level guarded by Takahashi-sensei. Whether we can succeed in this operation will be greatly dependent on whether we can break through this pass. "I''ll create the space for Akihisa and Muttsulini to break through. However, you guys better be mentally prepared, since I won''t be able to stop Takahashi-sensei, Shouko and the rest for long." It''s impossible for Yuuji to stop those three alone, no, it''s likely that those three won''t be our only opponents. Those class A girls will likely be helping out, and I don''t dare to imagine how hard it is to try and stop them. "If we can''t stop them" "That''s right, we''re finished once Akihisa and Muttsulini get pincered, and everything will be over. My remaining life will be ripped apart by Shouko, and Akihisa will be treated as a pervert for the rest of his life." "Even if we fail though, it doesn''t feel like anything will change" WHAT NONSENSE IS HIDEYOSHI SPOUTING!? "Anyway, we can only try our best to stop Takahashi-sensei. If classes A and B are willing to help out, we should still have a chance of winning." "Uh hm, anyway, forget about class A, there shouldn''t be any problem for class B to join in, right? Their boys, seem to be interested in girls, especially their class rep. That photo should be rather effective." "Ah hahaha, hearing Hideyoshi say this, it seems like class A''s rep doesn''t seem interested in girls at all." """""" Eh? Why is everyone looking away awkwardly? "Once we get past Takahashi-sensei, the rest of the job will be yours. Akihisa, Muttsulini, you guys know what to do?" "I''ll definitely beat Ooshima-sensei." "And I''ll have to take on Ironman, right?" Really, I have never had such a tough battle in all the battles I took part in, because there are too many unknown variables. However "No problem. We will definitely succeed." "Mn." "That''s to be expected." "That''s right." "Yeah." As long as we work together, we can definitely do something and make the impossible possible. Hua hua! An electronic sound can be heard. It''s the reporting time of 8pm, and also the sound to signal the imminent battle. "It''s finally the moment. You guys better get ready to give a good fight!" """OOOSSSUU!!""" "No matter whether our opponents are the teachers or the girls, class A or class F, it doesn''t matter. AS MEN, WE''LL MAKE THEM SEE OUR STRONG FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!" """OOOSSSUU!!""" "THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE! THE FOUR OF US STARTED THIS, AND THERE SHALL BE NO OUTCOME OTHER THAN VICTORY!!!" """THAT''S RIGHT!!!""" "THE FOURTH NIGHT OF TRAINING CAMP, THE FINAL FIGHT WILL BEGIN NOW!!!" """WATCH US!!!""" At 8pm of the fourth night of training camp. At this moment, the final fight to peep begins. "We spotted them! Those four are the main culprits!" "Hasegawa-sensei! Let us deal with those four!" The moment we stepped out of our room, we immediately face off against the girls led by Hasegawa-sensei. Seems like we were targeted right from the beginning. "Humph, do you think you shrimps can beat me? Summon!" Facing the two girls who charged forward, Yuuji summons his summoned beast without any hesitation. They should be class E''s girls, right? If it were Yuuji two months ago, they would still have a chance, but there''s no chance now. Class E, Furukawa Ayumi, Maths 83 points & class E, Minamoto Ryoka, Maths 77 points Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, Maths 224 points. "Study some more before facing against me!" ""WAAAAAAHHHH"" Yuuji''s summoned beast closed in extremely quickly and dished out some heavy punches. Just one hit is enough to determine the winner, and it''s impossible for class E to fight when they don''t have any experience against us who have tons of experience. "Sakamoto-kun! Hold it right there!" After the two girls got beaten, the leader of this girls'' bridage, Hasegawa-sensei, steps forward. Unfortunately for her though, she''s one step too slow. "Sorry Hasegawa-sensei, but we won''t let you pass here." Stepping between us and Hasegawa-sensei are Sugawa-san and the rest. "Yoshii, Sakamoto, leave this to us! You guys head on first! Summon!" """Summon!""" Sugawa-san and the rest line up their summoned beasts like an iron wall. "We''ll leave this to you guys, Sugawa-san!" "Sure thing! But make sure you beat Ironman! Or else we won''t be able to peep either way!" "I get it! We''ll meet at the girls'' bathing area then!" Leaving this area to Sugawa-san, we turn our backs and head off in the other direction, and the brave warriors who won''t back down in the face of a teacher let out loud howls from deep within their spirits "MISS SHOUKO! MISS SHOUKO! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAA!!!" "SHIMADA''S CUTE FLAT CHEEEESSSSTTTT!!!" "HIMEJI-SAN, LET''S GET MARRIED!!!" EVERYONE JUST WENT CRAZY! "Such amazing morale! We should be able to take down the third level now." "This is because everyone''s working together." There are four people defending the third level, including Hasegawa-sensei, but no matter whether it''s sensei or the other girls coming over to help, they are suppressed by the boys of class E and class F, so the third level is a safe zone. "However, the next one''s a tough one" "That''s right! We don''t know whether class C is participating or whether class D is doing it alone" Seems like there are battles going on downstairs. If only class D is participating, there is almost no time to avoid the teachers already. If we can''t successfully take down the forces on the second level, we''ll be pincered even if we''re to break through this pass, and our efforts will be futile. "No time to hesitate." "You''re right. Let''s roll!" The four of us dash down the staircase. Jumping down two steps at a time and rounding around the platform, the scene that unfolds in front of us is "Don''t stop us from peeping! Summon!" "Sensei! Please be prepared!" "Eve, even you guys are participating in this" Chemistry teacher, Fuse Fumihiro, Chemistry 663 points Class C, Kurosaki Tooru, Chemistry 144 points & Class C, Noguchi Isshin 132 points. "Class C! You''re here to help!" Those are the reinforcements that we so awaited. "CLASS C, CLASS D! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP! WE''LL LEAVE THE SECOND LEVEL TO YOU!" Yuuji let out a highly motivated shout to encourage classes C and D, who are here for the same purpose. "WHAT? WE SHOULD BE THE ONES HELPING OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!" "IF WE DON''T PEEP, WHAT''S THE POINT OF US BEING GUYS!?" "WELL SAID, BUT DON''T PULL US DOWN!" Amazing! Everyone''s so pumped up that they''re shouting all over the place. To think that we mesh well with classes C and D. "I say, this will get anyone excited." "Yeah, what gets us excited more than increasing our comrades?" The opponents whom we faced off in the previous summoning battles are now fighting alongside us against the teachers and the girls. This is really touching. "But the girls who were our comrades are now our enemies" "Don''t mind that." Speaking of which, the second level is clear. What''s next are the first level and the strongest opponent in front of the bathing area. "Looking at the way things are going, class A and class B will definitely help out!" "Don''t be so sure. Who knows whether it will be that smooth sailing?" We head down another level, and the first level is already in front of us. If the two classes aren''t willing to help out, we shouldn''t be hearing any sounds of battle "Help outwill ya" "Fine fineyou win" Great! Seems like we won the bet! It''s a riot on the first level! "Nice! Seems like we can take down the first level" "No, wait! Something''s not right!" We hide back inside the darkness and analyse the situation. But what''s in front of us is the pitiful sight of the alliance of the teachers and the girls forcing the class B boys into a corner. Class A, Kirishima Shouko, Combined subjects 4762 points & Class F, Himeji Mizuki, Combined subjects 4472 points. Class B, Kasai Shinichi, Combine subjects 1692 points. The overwhelming difference in points cause our forces to fall one after another. What''s going on!? "End of the line here, Yuuji." "Akihisa-kun, I won''t let you continue on." "IT''S SHOUKO!" "Himeji-san, you" We got blocked at the staircase leading downstairs. Like what Yuuji predicted, it''s the strongest duo of Kirishima-san and Himeji-san. There are many defeated summoned beasts around them. "Seems like class A isn''t here" Looking around, Hideyoshi unhappily states this fact. No matter whether it''s the combined subjects battles in front of us or the physics battles slightly further away, there''s no sign of class A. So in the end, only class B is willing to help out? "To think that they would deliberately set up such a formation, damn it!" Seeing the defensive formation in front of the stairs, Yuuji cursed. Standing right tn front of the stairs is Takahashi-sensei, and it seems like she has no intention of moving aside. And surrounding her are Himeji-san, Kirishima-san and some other girls from class A. Takahashi-sensei''s role is most likely to take down another who tries to pass this place. As long as sensei don''t move aside, it''s hard to break past this area. "Yuuji, what about the battle plan just now?" "It''s alright to use it now, but you''ll get pincered once you get down to the basement. Thus, we need forces to hold them for now." The No.1 and No.2 of our school year are here, and Takahashi-sensei''s leading them with double their points. We can''t belittle the rest as well here; the situation here is critical. Most of class B''s boys are being held off by the physics teacher Kimura-sensei, who''s standing in the middle of the corridor, and English teacher Endo-sensei, so we can''t expect any reinforcements from them. "Yuuji. Take this punishment." "Ugh! Nemoto shield!" "Sa, Sakamoto! Is this how you treat any ally when he steps up to help you?" Class A, Kirishima Shouko, Combined subjects 4762 points. Class B, Nemoto Kyoji, Combine subjects 1931 points. No way! Kirishima-san''s summoned beast is too powerful. Class B''s rep Nemoto was mercilessly buried without much work. "Akihisa-kun, please surrender quietly." Himeji-san slowly walk towards me with her summoned beast in front of her, and nearby, Yuuji''s being cornered by Kirishima-san. "It''s hopelesshow can we get past Himeji, Kirishima and Takahashi-sensei?" "And if Himeji and Kirishima aren''t in the bathing area, there''s no point to peep already" The remaining two boys from class B say this dejectedly. "HOW CAN WE GIVE UP LIKE THIS!? KINOSHEETA YUUKO AND MINAMI AREN''T HERE, SO THEY MUST BE BATHING! JUST THAT ALONE SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR US TO PEEP ON!" How is it possible for these girls to not bath? Speaking of which, those girls that aren''t around should still be bathing now! Seeing me getting worked up, Hideyoshi shows a surprised look, and asks, "Akihisa, anyone can see that the situation is extremely disadvantageous to us, so why do you still not want to give up? You''re a ''punishment inspector'', all the damage the summoned beast gets will end up affecting you. Even if you want to get back those photos, is there really a need to make such a sacrifice?" In the end, nobody will change their opinion of you anywayHideyoshi adds on. It''s not stupid for Hideyoshi to say this, since the pain suffered by the summoned beast of a ''punishment inspector'' will be passed back to the controller. In addition, the situation is already so disadvantageous. It''s better to surrender before the punishment gets worse, right? But "Listen, Hideyoshi. It''s not like this." "Not like this?" Hideyoshi''s mistaken. The reason why I''m doing this is just for those photos. "It''s true that I only thought of seizing the photos and capture the real culprit to erase the misconception that I was the peeping tom. But after seeing our comrades fall one by one, and as we continued to move on, I finally realised something." "What are you saying, Akihisa?" That''s right. Right now, I understood everything. Till now, I''ve always been lying to myself and making some noble reason to hide my true thoughts. But no matter how much I pretend, I really have only one aim. All I did up till now was to mask that unwavering will. "Even if it''s not a crime that can be forgiven, I can''t deceive myself any longer. Basically, IJUST WANT TO PEEP INSIDE THE GIRLS'' BATHING AREA TO SATISFY MY OWN LUST!!!" "HOW IDIOTIC CAN YOU GET!" It has nothing to do with the blackmail anyway, it doesn''t matter who the real culprit is. Right now, my only wish is to charge forward and peep on that sweet heaven that those girls on the photos are. "Akihisa-kun, so you want to peep on Minami who''s bathing now instead of meI won''t forgive you! Peeping is a crime!" Himeji-san commands her summoned beast. Even if I can''t beat her, I will fight by my belief till the bitter end! "''This has nothing to do with social views! No matter what anyone thinks, I must live on by being honest with my feelings." I called out my summoned beast, getting into position to take on Himeji-san. But at this moment "Well said, Yoshii Akihisa-san!" A seemingly familiar voice echoes throughout the corridor. "Who, who''s that?" My momentum got cut off by half, and Himeji-san stopped her summoning movement as she looks around to find the one who spoke. "We kept you waiting, Yoshii-san. Those words of yours were filled with your emotions, and I received it." This voice, this manner of speaking, can''t be mistakenhe''s "Kubo-kun! You''re finally here!" "Sorry I''m late. I was unable to take the final step, so I was really bothered while preparing for thisbut after hearing those motivated words of yours, I finally decided to take part." "You said you decided, that means" "That''s right, from this moment on, the 24 boys of class A will help in Yoshii Akihisa''s peeping with all their might! EVERYONE IN CLASS A, DO YOU HEAR THAT? EVERYONE''S TO SUMMON THEIR SUMMONED BEAST AND MAKE A WAY FOR YOSHII AKIHISA!" """WOOOOHHH!!!""" "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING? HAS EVERYONE GONE NUTS?" "Kubo-kun, thank you very much! I knew that you guys will help us!" At this moment, the boys of class A have finally become our comrade. With this, all the second year boys of Fumitzuki Gakuen are participating in this battle. There''s nothing more exhilarating than this! What''s going on? Why do I feel chilly out of a sudden? "No, I''m the one who has to thank you. That''s right, just as you said, I shan''t lie to myself any furthereven if it''s a love that society won''t accept, it can''t be helped if I like someone!" "Kubo-kun, please don''t try and prevent me from punishing Akihisa-kun." "That won''t do, Himeji-san. We''ve already decided to help him peep. The only force that can beat Nishimura-sensei can''t fall here." Kubo-kun and the rest of class A''s boys stepped up in order to protect me. Now''s the chance! "Yuuji!" "I know! Akihisa, Muttsulini, run forward!" The reinforcements surround Kirishima-san at such a terrifying pace, and Yuuji himself rushes over at Takahashi-sensei, with me and Muttsulini following behind. "Didn''t think that the boys from class A would help, but it''s alright, since nobody can get past mesummon!" Takahashi-sensei''s summoned beast appears in front of us. The nightmare yesterday appear in our mind, but now''s not the time to hesitate. "Sorry Takahashi-sensei, but we have to get past this stage! Let''s startawaken!" Under Yuuji''s summon, the platinum bracelet obtained from the last tournament activates. The power of Yuuji''s bracelet is to create a competitive arena. In other words "An interference? Well done, Sakamoto-san" "Hurry up and go, Akihisa! Beat Ironman, and lead us to Fantasy Heaven!" "Leave it to me!" Activating two different arenas at the same time will cause both effects to be negated. Thus, there aren''t any summoned beasts here. If so, the opponent is just an ordinary girl, and therefore, there''s not much effort required to get past her. "FOLLOW YOSHII AND CHARGE!" The other boys follow me. "Damn it! Though Yoshii and Tsuchiya managed to slip past, I can''t just let you brats slip past like that!" At this moment, Takahashi-sensei summons her summoned beast again. "To be able to think quickly, as expected of Takahashi-sensei." Yuuji''s low voice can be heard from her. Seems like Takahashi-sensei automatically negated her own field, waited till Yuuji''s field was left, and summoned her summoned beast again. Now, Yuuji would be unable to catch up. Since he has to use points to activate the platinum bracelet, he can''t just turn it on or off so easily, and so Muttsulini and I move on. "Muttsulini, you''ll take on Ooshima-sensei." "Got it." We hastily move down the stairs that''s longer than the last few, and right now, it''s the largest distance left to our fantasy heaven. After dashing down the staircase, as what Yuuji expected, Ooshima-sensei isno, that''s also someone else waiting there. "Muttsulini-kun, I waited for you for quite a long time. I even thought that you wouldn''t be able to make it here." "Ku, Kudo-san." It can be said that her appearance here is unexpected. The path isn''t wide here, so we thought that there would only be a teacher guarding here. "Kudo-san, can you let us through? We don''t want to be your opponent." "Eh? You''re thinking of this now?" "Eh? You''re not coming for this now?" After saying that, she pulls out that familiar tape recorder from her pocket. "It doesn''t matter already. We have other aims that we want to attain." "I seebut even if you say that, I can''t let you guys pass. No matter what, I''m a girl after all, so I have to prevent you perverts from peeping. Isn''t that right?" I thought we could persuade her, but it seems that the situation''s a lot tougher now. "Can''t be help. Muttsulini, I''ll assist you here!" If it''s a battle involving health education, our disadvantage can be seen clearly in contrast to those those. But even if Muttsulini''s strong, he can''t possibly take on those two, right? "The plan hasn''t changed, leave it to me." "Eh?" I couldn''t help but doubt my ears. Stop joking around, how can he beat those two alone? "I got a score to settle with them." But Muttsulini''s eyes are ever serious. He really thinks that he can beat those two, beat the duo made up of a student from an elite class and a teacher. "Is it really alright, Muttsulini?" "Of course there''s no problem." Muttsulini gives me a carefree smile. This guy really thinks that he has the ability to beat them, he knows that he will definitely not lose. Since he said this, how can I, as his partner, doubt him? "I got it, then I''ll leave it to you here! However, I will beat Ironman as well!" Leaving behind Muttsulini, I head on to the end of the corridor. Behind me, Kudo-san and Ooshima-sensei don''t seem like they want to stop me. "Since Muttsulini-kun requested it, I''ll let you pass." While passing by, I seem to hear Kudo-san say that. Don''t ever lose, Muttsulini! "Tsuchiya, you really disappoint me. To think that you can actually beat a teacher" "Ooshima-sensei, you don''t have to take action. I''ll take care of Muttsulini-kun." "Really? Then I''ll leave it to you then. However, I''ll summon my summoned beast and witness your ability from behind then." "Yes, leave it to me, sensei!" "Who decided that?" "Hm? What did you say, Muttsulini-kun?" "Who said that a student can''t beat a teacher?" "Oh my? Muttsulini-kun sure is interesting. However, if you want to beat sensei, you have to get past me, you know? Summon!" "Summon." Health Education Teacher, Ooshima Takeshi, Health Education 501 points and Class A, Kudo Aiko, Health Education, 383 points Class F, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education, 774 points. "Eh? Muttsulini-kunwhat''s with your points?" "A human''s belief can make the impossible possible." "774 points? How is it possible? I''ve never heard of anyone who could get these marks!" "(Glares), Tsuchiya, when did you increase your ability to this extent?" "No time to waste. You two, bring it on." I could feel a summoned beast appearing behind me. Seems like Muttsulini''s about to fight. It came down to this, and I can only believe him. Besides, instead of getting involved in someone else''s battle, there''s still something that I have to settle in front of me. "Everyone, thank you" The moment I realised this, the words had already came out of my mouth. I originally thought that this was an unwinnable battle. But with the help of so many comrades, there''s a chance to succeed. Right now, everything will be over if I can win here. There''s just a high wall that I have to climb over The time now is 20.15, and it''s the best time to achieve our aim. I could actually reach this place at this time, and it''s all because of all my comrades who assisted us. Because of you guys, we were able to create such a miracle. "I must reach my goal!" This is the final pass. A few more steps, and it will be the Fantasy Heaven that every male dreams of. "You really came here, Yoshii." The final enemy who''s standing in front of the entrance slowly widens his eyes, silently getting into a battle position. "LET''S SETTLE THIS, IRONMAN! I''LL SHOW YOU MY REAL PROWESS HERE!!" It''s finally this moment, and the final battle of this long training camp starts now. Volume 3, The Seventh Question Volume 3, The Seventh Question Please answer the following question. "When the observer A moves with a velocity V, an ambulance with a sound frequency of f moves forward with a speed of v''. Please state what will happen when the speed of sound is at V? What kind of phenomenon is this? Himeji Mizuki''s answer: "The observer A will hear the siren at a frequency of f(V+v'')/(V-v''). This phenomenon is known as the Doppler Effect." Teacher''s comment: The same phenomenon will also appear during an F1 race. Though most people often feel that physics phenomenon are rather rare, they do often occur in our everyday life. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: "The observer A gets knocked away at a speed of v''+v. This phenomenon is called a traffic accident." Teacher''s comment: Seeing you write this relative velocity makes me even angrier. "Sensei, to think that you actually expected me to make it all the way here. The other teachers were all rather optimistic that I wouldn''t be able to make it all the way here, right?" "I don''t ever underestimate an opponent. You''re an idiot, but that mobility of yours can''t be underestimated." "Then I really have to thank youhiya!" I use my wooden sword to skilfully dodge Ironman''s sudden punch. I won''t be as careless as the last time. Even if Ironman fights physically, I have to treat him as if he''s a tough summoned beast! "However, it will be great if you can use the mobility on other aspects. You''re just a group of sexual harassers. Aren''t you afraid of being suspended?" The shocking kick that looks like it''s coming over at a terrifying speed flies towards me. If I am really hit by him, I''ll be left with half a life even if I don''t die! "I won''t be threatened by you! We gathered so many people, you can''t lock onto a target. The school can''t suspended just a group of students, right?" I duck and move forward, raising my wooden sword and hack it at Ironman''s abdomen. However, Ironman''s huge arm easily swings my attacks aside. Is it the so-called flesh armour? "Since you know that you may be suspended, why don''t you people love yourselves more?" "If you want to suspend us, you''ll have to memorise all the names of the students taking part in this!" Using the reflex speed of being knocked aside, I lift my leg and step forward. Even though I hit Ironman''s completely undefended leg, the unstable and swaying thing isn''t Ironman, but my summoned beast. No matter how light a summoned beast is, it isn''t a real body. "And you dare say that! I''ll beat all of you one by one, and then record the names of every single one of you!" "Ku!" Before my summoned beast manages to stabilise itself, it takes a punch attack that''s not too heavy before flying to the corner of the wall. The moment the summoned beast flies to the wall, the sharp pain is passed onto my body. "And you''re the first one!" In order to seize onto the opportunity, Ironman charges towards my summoned beast at lightning speed. If I want to beat that guy who''s like a monster, one summoned beast alone isn''t going to be enough. What should I do? Do I give up now and run away? Do I kneel down in front of my comrades and beg for mercy? No, I won''t let this happen! Since I made it all the way, even if my teeth are to be beaten out and blood spilled, I have to win this battle! I~~WON''T GIVE UP! "Let''s godouble!" The moment I commanded it, another summoned beast appears in response. "KU! YOSHII, YOU BASTARD!" After blocking the attack of the other summoned beast that suddenly appeared, Ironman jumps away in shock and maintains a suitable distance. If one summoned beast isn''t enough, I''ll just summon an additional one. Good thing I have this power, this is the great power that I got from before. "Is it the platinum bracelets? The principal can really find trouble for me." Ironman''s casual look is no longer present. This is the prize I won from the previous summoning tournament--the platinum bracelets. Yuuji''s bracelet''s ability creates a summoning field, and my bracelet has the ability to summon an additional summoned beast. As long as I use this ability properly, beating Ironman isn''t just a dream. "Sensei, the real show starts now!" The two summoned beast get into battle positions, moving about as they surround Ironman. The main summoned beast is on the right, the secondary one''s on the left as both of them swing their wooden swords at Ironman at the same time. "Ugh, ku!" Being attacked from different directions at the same time, Ironman loses his balance for a while. The next moment, the two summoned beasts let out heavy attacks on Ironman''s kneecaps, which are still weak. However, Ironman lets his kneecaps sink and lets the strong thighs endure the attacks of the summoned beasts, and the pain bounces back onto me as if I attacked a tire. My summoned beasts heavily attack Ironman with fists, kicks and wooden swords. The situation is completely reversed now. Ironman''s clearly in the disadvantage, and my attacks cleanly hit the flesh. However "It''s not damaging him at all!" Ironman''s defending his head and chest while using only his strong body to deflect the rest of my attacks. Damn it, this guy''s definitely a monster. "What now, Yoshii? You seem to be a lot more anxious now." Seeing my slightly panicking look, Ironman inadvertently lets out a smirk. On first glance, it seemed like I have the advantage, but the situation now is extremely critical, for I need to think of both the main and secondary summoned beasts'' actions at the same time. I have to make instant decisions to decide whether to allow either the main beast or the secondary to dodge the kick before both summoned beasts can either attack or defend. It''s too hard to think of two people''s movements at the same time, and if this keeps up, it might not be too good. "BUT EVEN SO, I WILL NOT ADMIT DEFEAT!" I let my main summoned beast swing its wooden sword and the secondary beast swings its right fist. After dodging the wooden sword, Ironman gets hit by the punch and counters with his kneecap. His target is the secondaryno, is it the main? I quickly raise my arms to create a cross guard and let my secondary beast swing its left elbow at Ironman''s abdomen. However, Ironman blocks the elbow and does a leg sweep, intending to attack the main beast, no, the secondary "Your movements are becoming even slower, Yoshii!" "Ku!" I feel a sharp pain from my right wrist. Which side got attacked? The main or the secondary? Wah, oh no! The moment I stopped attacking, Ironman went in for the kill. Anyway, lets swing the wooden sword to block itno! It''s too late! This time, it''s a fist at the secondary beastseems like it, but isn''t he aiming at the main beast? Damn it, it''s a feint! "Gu, hu!" I endure a sharp pain in my chest as my back lands on the floor. "End of the line, Yoshii." The winner is decided. Ironman seem to be declaring his own victory as he reverts back to his nonchalant look. Seeing his thick, muscular arms that are like a live armour, my attacks aren''t even tickling him, let alone scratching. Maybe it''s too reckless for me to summon two summoned beasts. Even if I''m to concentrate, my mind will get too confused until I am unable to decide what instructions to give to my summoned beasts. No, before I can worry about being unable to control two summoned beasts at the same thing, the most important thing is that I''m unable to deal damage to the opponent. "Even if it''s to fulfil that fleeting perverseness of yours, your concentration is only to this extent!" Ironman slowly walks towards me as I continue to remain on the ground. That''s right, Ironman''s right. My concentration isn''t enough, which is why I''m unable to control my summoned beasts'' movements properly. But even if I understand this, I can''t just gain enough concentration to control two summoned beasts at the same time. Seems like I lose this time, better to give up on peeping, and start training myself to concentrate! Concentrateconcentrate? "That''s it!" With enthusiasm, I get up from the floor. That''s right, there''s still this method! "Ohso you still want to fight? Only your determination is stronger than others." Seeing me stand up again, Ironman seem rather happy as he reveals a snarl. No matter when the situation is, this guy will always show a careful attitude. However, continue smiling, for right now, I''ll make you unable to smile ever again! "Ironman, I got to thank you for giving me this hint." "The hint I gave you?" "Didn''t you just say ''concentrate''?" Since I gave different instructions to the two summoned beasts, I got myself confused. If I''m to attack different parts and when the opponent increases his guard, those punches and kicks won''t be able to show their real power. This is the problem that I''m facing now, but there''s a way to settle this. "That''s right, it''s to concentrate! I need to reduce the attack area. No matter it''s a punch, kick, or wooden sword swing, main beast or secondary beast, from now on, my attacks just need to focus on one area." If one attack isn''t enough to break through that muscle armour of his, then I''ll have to attack the same place multiple times. Concentrate! Right now, I need to focus all my attacks on a certain piece "I''ll focus all my attacks on your balls!" "You, you bastard, how can you have such a terrifying thought!?" "WATCH THIS, IRONMAN!" The attack that looks like a hook downwards is actually a feint that''s going to change into a flying kick that''s aimed there. Once the flying kick is out, the wooden sword will be thrust at Ironman''s crotch. Also, the punch that was aimed at the chest will change trajectory and move towards the abdomen. All this is to attack Ironman''s important place! "Damn it, this is the first time I met someone who''s intent on attacking the lower body" Ironman isn''t looking calm now. The real show starts now! My summoned beast aims at his abdomen, and looks like it''s about to grab his elbow, but is actually attacking between his thighs. I''ll attack his lower body, attack, attack, attack. Anyway, I''ll continue to attack his balls! Recovering myself, I realise that Ironman''s expending a lot of energy just to defend himself. "GO TO HELL, IRONMAN!!!" Since he can''t attack, my summoned beast will release a heavy punch with lots of strength stored in it. "KUUH!!" Ironman frantically reaches his hand out to block his crotch. "Hehe, you got fooled, eh?" But in an instant, the main beast has already bent down to act as a jump board and let the secondary summoned beast jump towards Ironman''s back. But this movement is a feint, the one who''s really attacking is still the main beast! "Damn" "WATCH ME NOW!" Using his hands to guard his lower body, Ironman is unable to protect his head in time. Thus, my summoned beast hacks at Ironman''s head without any defense on it. "KuYo, Yoshii, you bastard" With a thonk, Ironman can''t support himself anymore and gradually falls to the ground. "FinallyIT''S FINALLY OVER!" Such a long journey! I wanted to give up so many times, and it''s not just once that I felt despair. But at this moment, the Fantasy Heaven is right in front of me. "Minami''s flat chest, wait for me!" Those photos that represents the dreamworld are right in front of me! I''m so happy that I''m unable toeh? There''s a killing intent? "WATCH THIS!" Maybe it''s my basic instincts, but I immediately ducked. The next moment, I immediately discover some biri biri sound passing through where my head was. "I won''t hand onee-sama''s virginity over to you!" "Shimizu-san!" Holding a seemingly familiar taser in her hand, Shimizu-san appeared in front of me. Isn''t that the 200,000 volts taser that Yuuji lent me? Once hit, even if it''s an attack that''s blocked by clothing, will immediately render anyone unconscious. That taser is definitely a dangerous weapon! "Onee-sama was rather lost ever since last night, and wouldn''t even look at Miharu. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! SHOW YOUR REMORSE TO MIHARU WITH YOUR DEATH!" Shimizu-san waves the weapon in her hand, but compared to Ironman''s speed, her movements are so slow, they''re basically telling me to dodge them. "YOU BASTARD! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!" "Heh, hoh!" I easily dodge all of Shimizu-san''s attacks. Seeing this situation, I just need to wait for her to exhaust herself, right? Just as I''m thinking about how to fight, she seemed to have found out about my intent, as she reaches into her pocket and pulls out something in front of me. "If you aren''t going to be obedient, I''ll spread these photos around!" "Eh? You said photosWAH! THOSE ARE EMBARRASSING PHOTOS OF ME!!" Isn''t Shimizu-san holding photos of me in girls'' outfit? Why does she have these photos? Is it "Shimizu-san, don''t tell me you like me?" "YOU MAKE ME SICK!" I inadvertently shed a tear. "However, why do you have photos of me?" "That was because when I was taking photos of onee-sama in a cheongsam, I saw you in such a disgusting state, and felt that I could use it to blackmail you, so I took them! I have no interest in you lousy men!" There''s no need to call me a lousy man, right!? Never mind, anyway, everyone has their own preference. "Shimizu-san, do you have a burn on your butt?" "How, how do you know about that? Were you peeping or taking photos of me?" Can''t be mistaken, Shimizu-san''s the culprit I''m looking for. If so, Kudou-san isn''t the culprit then? So she wasn''t lying to me. "Anyway, I advise you to be obedient, or else I''ll spread these embarrassing photos of yours!" Shimizu-san is no longer pretending as she blackmails me. Oh~ looks like I have to punish her a bit. "Hoo!" "AHH! RETURN THAT TO ME!" I snatch the taser in her hand and decrease the voltage output to the minimum. Psst! "My, my body''s numb now!" Before Shimizu-san can react, she falls unconscious onto the ground. "Now, all the enemies are dealt with, right?" The main culprit behind this was exterminated by me, and now, no one can stop me. "Akihisa." A voice calls me from behind. This voice is "Muttsulini! You alright?" "Of course I am." Muttsulini''s obviously tired all over. Seems like he got into quite a tough battle, huh? However, he doesn''t look too weary from the battle, but shows a rather delighted smile. "Nice going, Akihisa!" "Yuuji! And everyone''s here!" Yuuji and the other boys from the other classes are here. Everyone''s showing their smiles of having achieved their objective. "Yoshii, you really beat Ironman!" "The MVP undoubtedly goes to you." The voices of my comrades praising me continue to spread. "It''s thanks to everyone''s help! EVERYONE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" My shout got everyone''s response. I really want to thank everyone present. "Alright, we should get moving!" It''s rare for Yuuji to show such an excited expression, but this guy is a normal man! Seeing that we''re about to reach our goal, anyone will praise themselves for this. "EVERYONE! WE HAVE NUMBERS HERE, AND THE SCHOOL CAN''T LOCK ONTO THE SUSPECTS. AND NOW THAT WE CLEARED OUT ALL OF THE TROUBLESOME PEOPLE, WE DON''T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING SUSPENDED OR EXPELLED, SO PEEP ALL YOU WANT!!!" "WOOOOHHHH!!!" The roars of everyone seem like it almost flipped the roof off. We have so many people here, how can the teachers remember everyone? In other words, we won''t have to worry about being suspended. Everyone''s clear about this, so of course we have to seize this opportunity! "EVERYONE, WIDEN YOUR EYES AND WATCH CAREFULLY, THIS IS THE UNEQUALED GLORY WE FOUGHT SO HARD TO WIN!" Yuuji pushes the girls'' bathroom door aside. Skin with lots of tension. Skinny body and limbs. Waist length white hair. This is a face all of us are familiar with, and that naked body that we are unfortunate to see right now since it is normally kept under the closes. If we miss it now, we may never see it again "You, what''s with you people! Gathering so many people here, are you here to see this old granny''s naked body!?" We just saw the principal in a sexy position. "HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" All of us start to shed manly tears due to this inexplicable scene. "Good morning, Minami-chan." "Ah, it''s Mizuki. Good morning" "What''s wrong? You look rather tired. Is something wrong?" "It, it''s nothing! There''s no such thing! I''m just a little tired!" "Is that so? It''s true that last week''s training camp was rather troublesome, so it can''t be helped if you''re tired." "Ah, mm. A lot of really troublesome things happened" "However, the boys were all pale with shock. What exactly happened?" "Ah, that? Well, who knows~ did they see something shocking?" "Something shocking, huh?" "Even the principal who was visiting seemed shocked. Who asked the boys to come up with such a commotion?" "You''re talking about the second year boys peeping? It was Akihisa-kun and the rest who started this, but it ended up being blown out of proportion." "Yeahoh yeah, speaking of peeping, didn''t we find a camera inside the changing room? As for the real culprit" "Eh? The real culprit? It''s not Akihisa-kun and the rest who set it up?" "No, that one seemed like it was installed by Miharu." "That Miharu you''re talking about, is it Shimizu Miharu?" "Yeah! On the last day of training camp, I just so happened to see her pull out a camera from the changing room. After some interrogation, she admitted that her reason was to ''take photos of onee-sama'', and admitted her guilt." "What? So this means that Akihisa-kun and the rest" "Seems like we misunderstood. However, they still became peeping toms in the end, so it''s a little strange to apologise to them" "Ah, ah haha" "On a side note, I confiscated Miharu''s camera, so there''s no need to worry." "I see~ that''s good to know." "Mn, it''s about time for self-study. Let''s hurry." "Ah, you''re right. Let''s hurry up." "There''s only the two of us for this entire week, and it''s rather lonely, but we have to work hard." "Yes, then I''ll leave myself in your hands." Notification of suspension All second year male students of Fumitzuki Gakuen, 149 in total. The above students will be suspended from school for 1 week. Fumitzuki Gakuen Principal Todou Kaoru Didn''t think too much, I just did it on a moment of impulse. Now I''m really regretting it. ~Taken from a certain student''s letter of regret~ Volume 3, The Final Question Volume 3, The Final Question Please form a four worded Japanese idiom from the following romanization, and come up with a suitable sentence with it. ''aimaimoko'' Himeji Mizuki''s answer: ''In kanji ''ģ'' (ambiguous) The sentence: ''the distribution of responsibilities is rather ambiguous Teacher''s comment: '', ģ'' ''aimai fukiyoshi, moko fumei'', (basically means ambiguous) are what these four words mean. There are a lot of people who know how to pronounce it,, but there are very few people who know how to write it in kanji. Well answered.'' Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: ''In kanji ''g'' ''(aima)(imo-ko) '' Teacher''s comment: I get the feeling that at least you''re trying to answer this question. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: ''Example: The three beauties Ono no Komachi, Ono no Imoko, and Aima Imoko started on their journey as envoys.'' Teacher''s comment: Please do note that you included a male in that. After our suspension ended, I felt rather thankful as I arrived at the school gate earlier than usual. "Really, it feels like I haven''t been at school for quite a long time" Including the time off for training camp, it''s been about two weeks since I last stepped into school. That''s longer than spring break. To be able to have a long break at this time, in a certain way, that''s rather luckybut no one will feel this way, right? Who asked the teachers to come up with so many assignments, not even allowing us any time to reflect? "Ah, Akihisa-kun!" The sound of small running footsteps reached my ears. "Long time no see, how are you?" "Himeji-san, it''s been a while!" Even though we were only shut off for a week, considering that I could have seen Himeji-san everyday, it felt like three autumns had passed. We really hadn''t met for a long time. "Truthfully, I have something I want to apologise to Akihisa-kun for." "Eh? Isn''t that too sudden? What''s it about?" If I was the one who was supposed to apologise, then I had nothing to say, but did Himeji-san do something that she really has to apologise for? "It''s the first day of training campI mistook you for the peeping tom!" "Eh?" Himeji-san bowed down and lowered her head in apology. "Eh, no matter whether you mistook me for a peeping tom, I still became one in the end" "Ah, it''s not that, I don''t mean that. Didn''t I misunderstand you in the beginning? At that time, I actually doubted Akihisa-kun''s innocence, I''m really sorry about that" As long as Muttsulini''s our friend, it''s not rare for the girls to treat us like perverts. "Ah haha. We ended up peeping in the end, so it''s a little weird for you to apologise to me." "Is, is that so?" But speaking of which, it''s rather strange of you to be talking to me like usual when I''m a peeping tom. Ah, but if so, you won''t be able to talk normally with all the boys from the second year. "However, that" "Eh? What?" "It''s, it''s thatyou really wanted to peep?" "Yeah." Should I not have replied ''yeah''? I''m really a big idiot. "AH! Thateh~ did I say it too fastno no, I said it out without thinking too much" "I seehehe." Strange. She doesn''t seem to be looking directly at me. "Great, seems like Akihisa-kun still has an interest in girls." "Ku" I see, so it''s better to be treated as a pervert than a homosexual, huh? Seeing me in agony, Himeji-san seemed to smile happily. Mm, is she making fun of me? I have to respond in kind to her. "I, I''m definitely interested! Especiallyespecially in Himeji-san!" "EhEHHHHHHH!?" Himeji-san blushed till her face was all red. Seems like my response was rather good. "Hahaha, just joking! This is revenge for making fun of me, Himeji-san" "Sure." "What?" "I''m sayingif it''s you, it''s alright for you to peep" At this moment, my mind just went blank. "EHH? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? HIMEJI-SAN, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" The unbelievable reply made me doubt my ears. Is it really alright to allow me to do this? "It''s alright for you to peep, but" "But, but what?" "ButI have to be Akihisa-kun''s wife first!" Hold on a minute, what''s with the development up till now!? What''s the situation now!? Anyway, got to calm down firstright now, I have to think of a honeymoon destination. Would it be old-fashioned for me to chose the beach? It''s better to go overseas for a honeymoon, huh? However, I''d have to request for a break from school. "Hehe" The sudden gentle laugh made me lift my head, and the moment I lifted my head, I saw Himeji-san smiling happily as she blushed. Eh? Don''t tell me that what she saidwas another joke? I got fooled againto think that she would counter me like this, as expected of Himeji-san! "Hahaha, Akihisa-kun, your face is all red now." "Of, of course it is, isn''t Himeji-san blushing because you''re saying words that you''re not used to?" At this moment, we smiled at each other. This way of conversing really is rather refreshing. "Aki!" Just as we were smiling at each other, there was a forceful and terrifying shout. Is that Minami? "Hm, long time no see, Minami." I turned towards where the voice came from, and as expected, Minami was running towards me with enthusiasm. "Eh? Strange? What''s going on?" Her expression seemed rather serious. What''s going on? "What''s wrong, Minami?" Seeing Minami acting so strangely, Himeji-san was shocked as well. "Aki, close your eyes." "Eh? Oh, alright!" The moment she arrived in front of me, Minami suddenly made this request. Is she trying to punish me for peeping? Can''t be helped, I''ll just take a punch from her. I obediently closed my eyes, waiting for the incoming impact. "Sorry, Mizuki" "Eh? What are you saying, Minami" What''s going on? She doesn''t seem like she''s going to hit me. I timidly opened my eyes, and what appeared in front of me was Minami, who was blushing as her face closed in. "UU!" The moment I realised it, Minami''s lips were already pressed onto mine Volume 3, Authors Notes Volume 3, Author''s Notes Thank you for picking up this book. I am the author in charge of writing this book, Inoue Kenji. To be honest, I have never expected this foolish story to be written all the way to the 3rd volume. It is thanks to everyone''s support and the courage the editing department gave me that this author is grateful for. This time, I decided to switch things around and bring my thanks over to the front. Haga-sensei, who''s in charge of the illustration, the cover for the third volume is already my computer''s desktop background! I am really sorry to bother you many times. KAGAYA-sama who is in charge of design and the new editor N-sama, I bothered you two quite a lot this time, and I am really sorry about it. And to the sempais who gave me advice and cared about me, I will remember you all in my heart; especially to Kaimatsu-sensei and Nomura-sensei, thank you for taking part in this novel. And to all the readers, I am really grateful for you for your support and encouragement. I have read through the letters and postcards everyone sent me, and there were even readers who helped me create this character called Kinoshia Ieyasu! Every time I finish reading a reader''s letter, I will be motivated. I will continue to work hard in the future! Next, let me continue on with what happened after the events I spoke about in volume 2. It was after I received the package that my mother sent me (pillowcase) while I was living alone. Mom: "Hello, Kenji?" Me:"Hm? Mom, what?" Mom: "I want to send some documents to you, so I was thinking of sending some other stuff as well." Me: "Ah, I see, thanks. If you want to, please send something edible." Mom: "Really, you~ no matter how much you grow up, you really can''t get away from your mother!" Me: "Yeah, sorry to bother you." After talking happily for a while, I hung up the phone. I thought, so she''s going to send another package over. If she''s going to send bedsheets and toilet sheets, I may have to hold a family conference with my mother. After a few days, the package arrived. Once I opened up the corrugated paper box, the first thing that appeared in front of me what the coffee-coloured envelope. These are the documents that mom mentioned, right? Opening itso they are insurance related documents. Will send them over after I signed them! And then, what appeared belowis the food I waited for so long. Great, finally, something that I can eat! There is no problem with keeping the food, and there are no strange things about it. Also, mum did consider that I am a man who is living alone, so she sent over quite a lot of food. All right, enough talk. What she sent this time are ''Potatoes, 20kg'' Mom: "Hello?" Me: "Ah, hello? Is it mum?" Mom: "Yes, did you receive the package?" Me: "I received this. At least it''s something edible this, time. Thank you." Mom: "No need no need to be so formal with me. Is it too much?" Me: "Yeah, by 19kg." Mom: "Ah, there''s some packets of thin noodles packed inside. You must eat it." Me: "So there''s noodles inside. I haven''t checked through the entire box since it was too big. Thank you, we''ll talk next time." Mom: "Okay okay, bye bye." Because of that, I rummaged through the cardboard box and dug out other food. As expected, I found the noodles and other normal foodstuff like cans, pancakes and even oolong tea. It just so happened that I ran out of beverages, so it is great that she sent oolong tea over. I will gladly accept it! I open the cover of the bottleeh, strange? This oolong tea was opened? It feels weirdbut I didn''t think too much and took one huge gulp. What spread around my tonguea super salty taste! As I cleared up the fluid that inadvertently flowed out of my mouth, I checked the bottle of oolong tea. Looking closely, I found that mum wrote some black words on the bottle with a marker. ''Noodle sauce'' Mm~mum''s so careful to even send sauce together with the noodles. To even notice this minor detail for me, that made me happy. It is true that the place I am living at doesn''t have any sauce, but the container used for this, isn''t it inappropriate? If she was so careful to even send me sauce, shouldn''t she have sent it over with a container that no one will make a mistake out of it? The above is my summer memories of shedding tears due to my mother''s love. And next, a preview. I was thinking about writing a short story the next time. Maybe there are some readers who are mindful about the story development, but I still want to put the short story as priority. Why is that so? The answer isI actually wanted to write something involving swimsuits! On a side note, the publication date should be in winter (at the time of publication in Japan). Sense of seasons? What is that? Can it fill my stomach? That is the situation. What kind of swimsuits will those guys wear? Let us look forward to it! Collaboration Anthology 2 — Book Girl and the Killed—off Idiot Collaboration Anthology 2: Book Girl and the Killed-off Idiot A few days ago, Amano Touko-sempai and Inoue Konoha-kun suddenly came by to our Fumitzuki Gakuen. I didnt know why both of them came here when they challenged Yuuji and me to a battle. But now I seem to understand somewhat, and also why Himeji-san became so depressed. Its all because of me.[1] I want to thank them, but I heard that Amano-sempai likes books, so I decide to write a letter to her. But I wonder if I used my grammar and kanji correctly?[2] Un, its very sweet. Fuzzy and mystical like cotton candy. Itll be great if Mizuki-chans love can work out. Is this Himeji-sans letter of thanks? The handwriting is pretty too. I suppose its rather delicious if you can eat the letter like that. Yeah. Its very delicious like dessert. Sweet and smooth, and I got addicted to it somehow. Great. Now I dont have to write the 3-theme story today. No, this is another thing altogether. The taste is completely different, so hurry up. FineI knew youll say that. I get it. its almost done, so just wait. Un un, its great that youre so understanding Konoha-kun. Youre only so excited at such a momentah, thats right. What is it, Konoha-kun? Speaking of which, theres a letter sent to the literature club. Ah? What kind of letter? What does it say? Lets see, the sendingah, isnt this Yoshii-kun? What can it be? I think its a letter to thank us for what happened before. Even Yoshii-kun sent a letter to us. Im really happy to have so many snacks today. I read through it already, so you can eat it. Really? I wont hold back then. Please do. Ahchew. Un Is it nice? Touko-sempai? Uuu. Se, sempai!? Why are you crying out of a sudden!? Its not delicious at all~ it doesnt taste good at all~ Its no delicious? What kind of taste is it? is it the ridiculous kind of taste where marshmallow is put in a bowl of parfait and topped with chocolate? This is a combination of detergent and shower foam and kitchen cleaner.[3] Sempai, none of those things can be considered food. How rude! This is a blasphemy on languages! Leaving aside the wrong usage of line breaks, periods and commas, there are many wrong words, missing words, mistaken usage of common terms, vague use of language and sentence structure all over the place. This cant be considered a letter at all. Is, is that so? So Yoshii-kun isnt good at languages. Mizuki-chan could write such beautiful passages, but Yoshiis like this. I really worry for their future! Touko-sempai, please dont put it in such an exaggerated manner. No, its not exaggerating at all! You see, when both of them start writing letters to each other, they wont be able to convey their feelings to each other correctly because they cant communicate well. This will only end up in failure. Do people even use letters to keep in contact with each other? Dont people normal send mail messages? Anyway, if this is the case, both of them will be in trouble! Even if its for Mizuki-chans sake, we have to teach Yoshii-kun some basics in grammar! Lets go, Konoha-kun, to Fumitzuki Gakuen! Ah? Now? Of course! Isnt it best to do things earlier? FineI get it Ah, but But what? Write down the 3 stories before we go. How can I go to the battlefield on an empty stomach, right? So I have to write it in the end Oi, Akihisa, therere rare guests here. Ah? Yuuji, whos going home with me after school, met two rare visitors at the school gate. Eh? Amano-sempai? Inoue-kun? Why are you here? They were Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun who helped me a few days ago. Amano-sempai has long braids and a slender figure, while Inoue-kun has soft hair and a pretty face like a girl. Arent they from Seijou Gakuen thats so far away from here? Why did they specially make their way here? Well, actually, its like this Inoue-kun gives a wry smile as he answers awkwardly, and beside him, Amano-sempai is glaring at me for some reason. Yoshii-kun. Yes, is there anything? Amano-sempai? Why are you still in love with Sakamoto-kun? What happened to Mizuki-chan? Whats going on? I have no idea what Amano-sempai is talking about at all. Am I wrong, Konoha-kun? Its definitely because Yoshii-kun cant write that he cant get on well with Mizuki-chan and can only return back to Sakamoto-kun reluctantly. Amano-sempai happily puffs her chest.[4] Therere a lot of parts I need to understand, so my mind couldnt process it immediately as I couldnt say anything at all. Sorry, Yoshii-kun. Amano-sempai lost it againyou dont understand what shes saying, right? Inoue-kun lowered his head, saying this to me in an apologetic manner. He must be feeling awkward too. I dont really understandbut theres something I do understand. Ah? What did you understand from those words just now? Yeah, well actually, what I understand isYuujis life is as weak as the flame on a candlewick in the middle of a gust. What? Yuuji, whats with your love with Yoshii? SHO, SHOUKO!? NO, THATS NOT IT! DONT SAY SUCH BASELESS THINGS!!![5] Kirishima-san appeared silently from somewhere and does a vicious claw grab on him. I can vaguely heard the harmonious melody of Yuujis skullcap cracking in the middle of her hand. Amano-sempai doesnt notice the tragedy thats happening to my worst friend as she continues. I said it before that I dont think boys love is anything bad, but you already have Mizuki-chan, and yet youre having such passionate love with Sakamoto-kun. Thats a severe betrayal. Sorry for interrupting, Amano-sempai, but every word you say now will cause insurmountable pain on Yuuji, so please dont say this if possible Spill it out. Whats with the passionate here? WAHHH!!? MY SKULLCAPS CRACKING BADLY NOW!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, SHOUKO!? Kirishima-san exerts even more force in her hand the moment she heard Amano-sempais words. Now, I can definitely say that Kirishima-san has control of Yuujis life now. Dont say it anymore, Amano-sempai! This is an issue of life and death for Sakamoto-kun. Thats right. Youre right here, Konoha-kun. A girls love concerns life and death! And you, Yoshii-kun, betrayed Mizuki-chan by sticking to Sakamoto-kun like a newlywed couple[6] KRACK! I seemed to hear something being crushed to bits from far away. Yo, Yoshii-kunSakamoto-kuns neck got twisted in a weird direction. I dont think hes moving at all Dont mind, Inoue-kun. Thats normal. Is, is that so? Yuuji, explain things properly to me over there.[7] (Ugh) Inoue-kun looked worried as he stared at the vanishing Yuuji whos being dragged by Kirishima-san to the school. Hes really a kind guy. I hope those guys from F class can be like him. You say its common? I have to ask why then. Dont you often end up looking for Sakamoto-kun instead of Mizuki-chan? Amano-sempai swings her clenched fist as her braids jumped, which made her really cute. Shes a beauty, an upperclassman, and yet look like someone of the same grade, or even younger. How inexplicable. Ah, nows not the time to think about such thingsAmano-sempai talked so much just nowso the main issue isnt between Himeji-san and me, but that shes saying that its bad for me to be with Yuuji. Inoue-kun, is Amano-sempai worried that Himeji-san and I got into a quarrel? Ah, something like that. Is that so? So Amano-sempai had been worried about us. It had been like this before, but I didnt expect them to come all the way her for me. Such a kind sempai. In that caseI have to erase all misunderstandingsmy relationship with Himeji-san didnt turn bad. Well, Amano-sempai, Himeji-san and I never argued. Then why arent you two going home together? She scowled. She has so many expressions. I had special remedials today, so I ended up going home later. On a side note, the ones who attended were Yuuji and me.[8] See, Amano-sempai? Theres nothing wrong between Yoshii-kun and Himeji-san. Lets just go back. No, theres still a huge problem! Yoshii-kun, whats the subject you had remedial for? Amano-sempai stared at me sharply. What kind of problem is there? Well, classics On hearing my answer, Amano-sempai puffs her chest like a winner. You hear that, Konoha-kun? Yoshii-kuns weak language skills mean that both of them cant get along well, right? In that case, this Book Girl has to help him. Touko-sempai, your help may end up defeating the purpose. Youre so cold, Konoha-kun. Are you saying that its fine to watch Mizuki-chan being hurt? The moment the topic went from my classics remedial to Himeji-san Erm, are you talking about me? Himeji-san, whos on her way home, appeared beside us. Mizuki-chan, nice timing. Hello, Touko-chan. Why are you here today? Hello. Actually, I came here because Im worried about Yoshii-kuns head. I think Amano-sempai just said something that ruined my pride mercilessly. Touko-sempai! How can you say such hurting words!? Ah, yeah. Sorry, I didnt mean it like that. We Yes? Are just worried that theres some fatal flaw in Yoshii-kuns thought circuit. Isnt this just converting those words just now into a formal and courteous manner and repeating them altogether? So, sorry, Yoshii-kun! Touko-sempai has no ill intent at all! She just lost it! Inoue-kun hurriedly waved his hands at me as he explained. Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun would normally give a knowledgeable vibe, but at this point, I just feel intimate with them. How inexplicable. Mizuki-chan, arent you also worried about Yoshii-kuns grades? Wellye, yes. His scores has been improving recently, but he has to work harder if were to be in the same class next year[9] See? Youre worried too, right? I think you should be more worried about yourself, Touko-sempai. Youre preparing for university here. Uuyou dont have to worry. Sin and cos cant be used to write letters.[10] Speaking of which, Amano-sempais maths doesnt seem to be very good Any. Way! For the sake of your futures, this Book Girl will help Yoshii-kun in classics remedials. Alright, lets hurry to the classroom! After saying this selfishly, Amano-sempai started walking to the school building. Well Im sorry, Yoshii-kun, Himeji-san. Ill talk to her. You can head back first. Inoue-kun looked rather apologetic as he lowered his head to us. No, I have confidence in Amano-sempais explaining. Since theres such a chance, well want to hear some of her teachings. We have a classics mini-test tomorrow anyway. Shes atrocious in maths, but it seemed Amano-sempai should be rather good in language from the appearance she gives as a Book Girl. And shes a 3rd year, so it might be a good idea to listen to her lecture. Yeah. Since its sempais kind intent, lets listen to her then. Now that I think about it, Amano-sempais proposal isnt a troublesome one to me, but a fortunate one I cant ask better of. Amano-sempai will definitely make the lectures detailed and interesting and make them easy to understand. Its really great that you two can think this way. Thank you very much. No no, we should be the one thanking you for coming all the way here for me. All three of us lower our heads in thanks. Its really a strange scene. Oi, the 3 of you, hurry up. Amano-sempai said impatiently as she watched us remain here without following her. Then, what content will be covered for tomorrows test? Amano-sempai put on the slippers for visitors as we head to f classroom for the teaching tools as she asks me. Wellwhat are we being tested on, Himeji-san? Akihisa-kun, you mustnt forget about the tested topics I inadvertently avoid Inoue-kuns worried expression. At this moment, Himeji-san tells me the content of this test. The tested subject will be about the chapter of ?The Tale of Genji?[11] we learnt in class today. The Tale of Genji? Whats that? Can it be eaten? I say, Akihisa-kun. Himeji-san stared at me in shock. This is bad. Shes always worried about my studies, so I cant let her know that I dont even know whats being tested. Have to find a way to hide this. The, The Tale of Genjiit, its that, right? That, that famous tale. Ah, its written by thatamazing guy I try to pretend that I understand, but Himeji-san shows an even suspicious expression. Well, Akihisa-kundo you know what ?The Tale of Genji? is about? A story about how Genji worked hard. That, thats really quite the synopsis But we cant say that its not right Whats with that? I feel that theyre feeling pitiful about me instead of being suspicious now. This ?Tale of Genji? is a very long work written by a woman called Lady Murasaki in the early 11th century. It was set during the 10th century in the palace, talking about the relationship between the royal family and the nobles, describing the story of Prince Genji and his descendants. It was a work that spanned 80 years Lady Murasaki, huh I think I heard of this name beforeI guess? Lady Murasaki is a person with unknown identity, age, and from an unknown era. Ah? Her name isnt Lady Murasaki? Thats the title that was used for her when she was an official in the palace. She was called Fujiwara Takako at first, but later on called Lady Murasaki when she became famous for writing ?The Tale of Genji?. Fujiwara Takako, huh. I never heard of that name before. I say, and Amano-sempai puffs her chest even more as she continues, She got married with her fathers friend, Fujiwara no Nobutaka, when she was about 22, 23, and gave birth to a girl. Soon after, her husband died, and their marriage life lasted for a mere 3 years. Later, she went to the eldest daughter of Fujiwara no Michinaga, Shoshi, and acted as her lady-in-waiting, or to simply put, someone who would escort her, and entered the government. ?The Tale of Genji? she had been writing since her youth had been greatly praised, and her talents were recognized by her peers. As she took up position in the palace, people around her became her readers Touko-sempai, lets leave these details out for now, or else we wont have time to study. Inoue-kun calmly stopped Amano-sempai who doesnt look like shes going to stop. Maybe its because theyve been together for so long that they were able to develop such camaraderie. Ah, thats right. Then, Mizuki-chan, which part of the ?Tale of Genji? is tested? The part where Aoi no Ue gave birth to a boy and couldnt get up from there. If its the part Aoi no Ue fell ill, that means it was the time where Lady Rokujou had strong feelings for Genji, the chapter of ?Aoi?, one of the high points of the ?Tale of Genji?, right? Ah, I dont understand these terms at all. Yes. Its a very scary story, so Im a little Himeji-sans expression looks a little grim, and it looks like theres something on her mind. Himeji-san, what do you mean by scary story? I didnt know what kind of story it was, so I tried asking. Then, Amano-sempai raises her index finger and explains, It was a story about jealousy. Lady Rokujou, who harbored strong feelings for Genji at that time, was jealous of Aoi no Ue who was his official wife, and cursed her. So its a story about jealousy. Yes. Lady Rokujou had beautiful looks, had a high standing, and was very intelligent, but because of this. she had a high amount of pride. She couldnt face Genji properly because of this, and Genji felt very tired whenever he was with her, so both of them became distant emotionally. So shes someone with a lot of prideI dont think Im good at dealing with such people. Even so, Lady Rokujou really loved Genji, but she couldnt convey her feelings properly. And when she felt troubled, the lovechild between Genji and Aoi no Ue was born So she laid a curse. This really isnt a happy story Yeah. Thinking about someone strongly is something to be respected, but she ended up hurting others. This story is really tragic. I see. Its no wonder Himeji-san doesnt like this story. Nobody would feel good after listening to this story. I always feel hurt whenever I read this story. Will it be bothersome for that person if I love that person too much Mizuki-chanthis story is really tragic, but because of this, I feel that its very important to learn something from it, because At this moment, Amano-sempai suddenly stopped. Chatter A lot of loud chattering can be heard from the classroom. ??? What is it? Amano-sempai looks over at the source of the noise. I look over as well. Its after school, but therere still many people inside F classroom. Yoshii-kun, does everyone stay in the classroom like this after dismissal in Fumitzuki Gakuen? Wellthere are some wholl stay behind to playbut It was further away, and I couldnt see clearly, but those guys dont seem to be playing, but look like theyre gathered around, looking at something. It looks a little weird. Let me go and take a look. I hurriedly walk over, tread my toes inside, and what I see is Mu, Muttsurini, whats with you? A familiar student is bloodied as he lies on the floor, looking very tragic. Yo, Yoshii-kun, this is Inoue-kun, who got over a little later, widens his eyes as he asks. The information broker and health education expert of F class, Tsuchiya KoutaMuttsurinis nose was oozing lots of blood from his nostrils, and there were many bruises and scratches. He had a box that looked like a recording bug as he lies on the floor. Who did such a cruel thing to Muttsurini? Wellthis should be Tsuchiya-kun, I suppose. Looks like he was beaten up cruelly. I say, Inoue-kun, this doesnt matter at all. Ah!? You cant say that, right? Hes wounded very badly. This is the cruel thing Im talking about. I point at the thing Muttsurinis holding. What kind of box is that? Whats with that? Look at it closely, Inoue-kun. Isnt the box open? Un, yeah. In other wordsthe secret audio file Muttsurini views as more important than his life was taken away. Youre saying something weird here, Yoshii-kun! Isnt Tsuchiya-kuns life more important? Damn itwho did such a cruel thing! Taking Muttsurinis audio file away is a devilish move thats like taking oxygen away from the Earth![12] Konoha-kun, Yoshii-kun, what happenedah, how, how cruel Touko-sempai, as you can see, Tsuchiya-kun Its too cruel, actually taking Tsuchiya-kuns file like that[13] Touko-sempai? Are your thoughts messed up after seeing blood? What you said is weird! I can imagine from Touko-sempais weak appearance that shes not someone who often sees this, so she doesnt look too good now. Well, Akihisa-kun, what happened? Dont come over, Himeji-san! Amano-sempai, please fall back for the time being. This isnt a scene where we can allow girls to see. They might end up getting nightmares because of this. An, anyway, Inoue-kun. Calling the ambulance right away Un! Lets fish out the killer and take revenge for Muttsurini! Please, Yoshii-kun! Listen to me! He might still have a chance of being saved! From the way things look with our victim, the fortunate thing is that the time of violence wasnt too long ago. The chances of the murderer being nearby can be considered rather high. Anyway, lets find a piece of cloth to cover Muttsurini. This is too gross. Yoshii-kunisnt Tsuchiya-kun your friend? Of course. Because of this, we have to find the murderer. I take a window curtain from a corner of the classroom to cover Muttsurini. Now, I dont have to worry about Himeji-san and Amano-sempai seeing something bad. Both of you can come in now. After checking that things are perfectly safe, I call in Himeji-san and Amano-sempai. Ah, okay. Himeji-san and Amano-sempai move in. Then, the classmates outside the classroom move in as well. Everyone starts chatting. Wow, how disgusting. Yeah, really disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Yoshii-kun, it seems that the students in this class lack an important characteristic as a human Yeah, I often think of this. These guys from F class dont have much of a common sense, leaving aside such a disgusting scene like this. I pull aside the curtain to prevent Himeji-san and Amano-sempai from being shocked. At this moment Ugh, that Shouko. Shes becoming more of a dominatrix nowadaysah? What happened here? A doubtful voice echo through the classroom. Ah, Yuuji. The tortures over? The one who spoke was Yuuji, who was being executed by Kirishima-san. The time of torture was shorter than I thought. I just had two ribs broken. Oh. Lets not talk about this first. Look Yuuji. Ah? Yoshii-kun, I dont think you can just pass off Sakamoto-kuns words with an oh? I try not to let Himeji-san and Amano-sempai see this scene as I pull the curtain apart. This is Muttsurini? How disgusting Yeah. Cruel, isnt it? I know youll say that, Sakamoto-kun. Yuuji narrowed his eyes as he calmly looked at Muttsurinis grotesque form (the important parts were pixelated). This guy can actually observe calmly at this scene where an ordinary person cant possibly look on. Well, Akihisa-kun, whats going on there? Himeji-sans the only one who doesnt know whats going on as she gives a nervous look. Her worry will worsen if we continue to try and hide, so I might as well tell her whats going on. Thats Muttsurinis corpse. How, how is it. Tsuchiya-kun!? Himeji-san widened her eyes in shocked. This isnt too surprising. Pull yourself through, Mizuki-chan. Amano-sempai supports Himeji-san just when shes about to collapse. But this is really a troublesome case. Yuuji looks away from Muttsurini as he says this. Yeah. Its common to see him nosebleed a lot, but the other wounds are weird. Yeah, they obviously show that he was beaten up. Muttsurinis face shows signs of the usual blood trails, but unmistakably, therere signs of violence on the other parts and the flipped clothings. In other words, this is a murder case. Amano-sempai suddenly clenched her fist as she stood up. Then, well find the murder and pacify Tsuchiya-kuns soul! Inoue-kun looked at her, put his hand on his forehead, and sighed. These are the information we obtained. Got it. Amano-sempai jots down the messages Yuuji and I obtained from questioning our classmates into a notebook. As expected of the Book Girl, Amano-sempai has nice handwriting and has easy to understand orientation. Hm. Amano-sempai twirls her pen as she looks at the notebook, thinking. Therere no clues worthy of taking note. Inoue-kun said as he looks at the notebook from behind Amano-sempai. Hes right. What we got dont seem to be of much use. Yeah. Inoue-kun. In that case, we cant find out the time of murder, let alone who carried out the murder on Tsuchiya-kun. I too look over at the notebook Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun are looking at. What were written were different explanations, but theres a similar message throughout. All the people in F class merely said that they werent in the classroom, werent sure, and found Muttsurini collapsed on the floor when they came backwell, in that casewe cant understand anything. If one of the classmates who gave the testimony said something different, we might be able to find an opening. But all of them said the same thing, and we cant get any messages like this. This is really hard. Since everyone said the same thing, theres only one breakthrough. Himeji-san tilts her head in a curious manner. Looks like the smart her cant think of it either. Ahh, hold on. In that case, it does feel unnatural. What does Amano-sempai mean when she tells us to wait. What is it, Amano-sempai? Have you thought about something? Well, its not that I thought of somethingbut it just feels unnatural. Unnatural? Yeah. Think about it. Tsuchiya-kun was lying in the classroom, right? Yeah. But everyone in class said that they saw him lying there when they came back to the classroom, right? Yeah. Dont you find this weird? Its not a long time, so why must all the classmates say that they returned to the classroom? Ah, speaking of which Inoue-kun slams a fist into his other hand. Has he thought about something? I say, Yuuji. Have you two thought about something? Youre really stupid. Ive been used to being called stupid recently. Akihisa-kun, Touko-sempai and Inoue-kun are saying that the crime happened not too long ago, but there wasnt anyone in the classroom. And after that, everyone returned back to the classroom. Himeji-san explains to me in place of the impatient looking Yuuji. Yeah. In other words, someone forced all the classmates out to create an empty classroom. I cant help but applaud at Amano-sempais brilliant deduction. I see. In that case, it does seem weird. Its weird that everyone wasnt in the class right at the same time, and its also suspicious that everyone came back. There must be a reason to it. Then, lets ask again. Oi, Sugawa, come over. Yuuji stands up and calls Sugawa-kun from nearby. What is it, Sakamoto? Its about just now. When you left the classroom Yeah, thats because Yuuji confirmed this aspect Amano-sempai felt weird about. After asking many of them, Yuuji comes back. How is it, Yuuji? As Amano-sempai deduced, I grasped some new information. What is it? Its said that everyone went out came back to get Muttsurinis secret photos that were blown out of the window. Muttsurinis secret photosits no wonder that everyone went out to get them. Ill go running after them if I were around. However Things are weird here. Yeah. We understand that this is something weird. Ah? Yoshii-kun? What do you say is weird here? Inoue-kun gives a doubtful look. This definitely isnt something Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun, who arent of this school, would understand. Muttsurini here is a big pervert. Ah, okay. I feel a slight movement from the thing being covered by the curtain. It feels like the corpse is shaking its head, denying that its a pervert. That guy will never make a rookies mistake of letting his secret photos get blown away with the wind. Is, is that so I guess Muttsurini did that to chase our classmates out. Yeah, this kind of reasoning is logical. Ah? Ah you saying that Tsuchiya-kun got everyone out? For what reason? Who knowswe wont understand if we dont investigatewhy he died in the first place. We did discover something new, but its a must to investigate deeply. We still lack information. At this moment, the only person we can rely on is Muttsurini. We should have sent him to the infirmary in the first place If Muttsurini were still alive, we could have asked him directly who was the murderer, but hes now looking dead, so this cant be helped. To investigatewhos more impressive than Tsuchiya-kun? Even Maki cant possibly have this intel. Himeji-san and Amano-sempai are thinking about the people who can provide us with intel. Inteltaking photostapping Ah. My mind suddenly thinks of a girl. So you thought of that person too, Akihisa. Un. Since we cant rely on Muttsurini, well just have to rely on her. Thats right, that girl with drill ponytails should know something.[14] Looks like we have to bring Shimada overwhere is she? Speaking of which, I never saw her. Where is she? The girl with the ponytail isnt around in the classroom. D class Shimizu Miharu will provide us information if her belovedMinami is around. Youre looking for Minami-chan? She just said I dont want to talk to stupid and ignorant people and went back. Ah? Kotobuki said the same thing before leaving. Are they going off together? Inoue-kun stared at Himeji-san as he asks. Kotobuki-san. Is she the girl who came by before, had shoulder-length hair and looked rather proud? She does look like she can get along with Minami. Are they on good relations? But this will be tough. If Minami isnt around, itll be rather hard to ask Shimizu-san. Yeah, Shimizu wont even listen to guys. Even if we ask Himeji to ask her as a girl Yeah, it cant be helped. Ah? Yes? What is it? Yuuji and I look over at a certain part on Himeji-san. Shes cute and nice, but the size of that area is vastly different from Shimizu-sans preference. Its majestically great, but unfortunately, it cant work when we ask Shimizu-san for help. Ah, it might work if its Amano-sempai. Me? Why me? Youre a different kind of girl from Shimada, Amano-sempai, but since youre pretty and have a nice figure, Shimizu might like it. Thats right. Amano-sempai is the perfect candidate. She has a different personality from Minami, but she has nice looks, and is really slender in many aspects, so I guess this can definitely work. Yoshii-kun, why do you say Touko-sempai will do? Ill be honest with you, that girl who has intel Yeah, so lets hurry up and ask her Un, so, we wont be going, but Amano-sempai will. Really? Konoha-kun, why I have a bad feeling about this out of a sudden? Amano-sempai cuddles herself tightly with both hands. Ask Touko-sempai to go? Its hard to put itthat girl is a little different from normal girls. Besides, this school itself has many weird people And shes a girl, but she likes girls more than guys do. Ah? Alsoshes a little unique in her preferencesto put it, she likes breasts that arent ample, small. Simply put, she likes flat chested girls. NOOOOOO!!!![15] On hearing Yuujis straightforward words, Amano-sempai screamed out. I DEFINITELY WONT GO! I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF PREFERENCE UNLIKE YOSHII-KUN AND SAKAMOTO-KUN! WE DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF PREFERENCE EITHER!!! Yuuji and I argue back in unison. Itll be bad if we dont remove this misunderstanding she has about us. Anyway, I object to this plan! Think of another! Amano-sempai gives a handsign of refusal. Looks like we cant convince her. Any other choices, Yoshii-kun? Hmthere might be, but I cant think of one Is that so? This might be hard to pull off Inoue-kun and I think seriously. This really is difficult. Shimizu-san likes girls whore pretty, flat-chested and skinny. Are there anyone else who fulfill this other than Amano-sempai and Minami? Ahh ??? What is it, Yoshii-kun? Why are you staring at me? Nothing, I just realized Yes? Inoue-kun, you have a pretty looking face like a girl.[16] Dont do this! It definitely wont work! Anyone can tell at first glance! Several minutes later, after Amano-sempai made a call, Maki-sempai immediately got over, and Inoue-kuns transformation outfit if lined up in a corner of F classroom. No, its definitely fine, Konoha-kun! Ive been thinking that youll be well suited for female clothing! Amano-sempai is really happy, completely different from Inoue-kun, who has been arguing back on hearing my proposal. I dont want to appear in such a manner! Have you been looking at me in such a manner, sempai!? I dont want you to say such things to me before you graduate, Touko-sempai! I feel that youll definitely make a pretty girl! I can assure that! LISTEN TO ME! Their conversation sounds like a squabble, and yet doesnt sound like it. Inoue-kuns saying that hes being treated like this against his will. But for some reason, Inoue-kun doesnt seem like an outsider to me. Inoue-kun. Yes? What is it, Yoshii-kun? I try to talk to him in an emotional manner in order to encourage him, whos tired from arguing. Yeah, I dont know what bonds us, but I just say. For some reason, I find that youre quite similar to me, Inoue-kun. Hurry up and apologize to him, Akihisa. Your words are the biggest shame to him.[17] Im sorry, Inoue-kun. Akihisa-kun doesnt have any ill intent at all. Ah? Huh? I just said that he feels similar to me. Why am I being told off? It sounds like its s shame to be compared to me or something. Are you mentally prepared, Konoha-kun?[18] As everyones enthusiastically talking about me, a carefree and moving voice rings. The one who speaks up is Maki-sempai, who brought along the entire costume set. What do you mean by that? Since when am I mentally prepared? Really? Lets begin then. I say, Maki-sempai, are you even listening to me? Not at all. Inoue-kun looks really reluctantly, while Maki-sempai gives a pretty smile as she says such overboard things. Thats a smile only the rich have, one that doesnt allow for any objections. 20 minutes later So pretty. Youre so cute, Konoha-kun! Wowamazing Inoue-kun looks just like a girl here Yeah, really amazing He has completely become a high school girl. Ive never regretted being the kouhai of this sempai here as much as now[19] Inoue-kun gives an ominous look as he says this. However, this is the expression of a depressed looking girl, and sure makes him look more like a complete woman. If we have more time, I want to use hair extensions instead of a wig to make the style more natural, but this will be it for today. Maki-sempai continues to comb Inoue-kuns hair as she says this. As a guy, I dont understand why shes so particular about the details. To me, Inoue-kun looks like a girl now, and theres no need to decorate him further. Konoha-kun, lets go shopping when youre dressed up like this next time. Itll be fun. ABSOLUTELY NOT! Inoue-kuns long hair swayed with his neck. His costume is the same as Amano-sempai, a uniform, since were in school, but his face and hair has changed completely after some decorating. He looks like a perfect girl no matter how I see it. I didnt adjust the breasts too much as your request, but is it alright? Maki-sempai points at Inoue-kuns chest as she says this. its reasonable for her to worry about this since Inoue-kuns chest is like a cliff now. Ah, this should be just fine. Itll be bad if its too big. But speaking of which, if we dont do anything, and if they get touched, she might be suspicious Yuuji put his hand on Inoue-kuns chest to check. And right at this moment. Kirishima-sans passing by the classroom.[20] Yuujis body can only freeze up after seeing Kirishima-san as his hand remains on Inoue-kun (girl version)s chest. Kirishima-san, who witnessed this, is giving him an icy cold look. Both of them exchange stares, and Yuuji says calmly, Ifif I can get through this door safely, I want to raise a big white dog He mutters as he looks out of the window with a lost expression. Sakamoto Yuuji. Gather.[21] Kirishima-san lets out a deep voice. Ill be right there immediately, ma''am!! (WAH) May you triumph!! (Phew)[22] Yuuji gives a proper military salute, and I salute back as I watch his greatness from the back. You must make it back alive, Yuuji! Yoshii-kun, whats with Sakamoto-kun? Inoue-kun, please pray for that guy too and hope that he comes back alive. ??? What are you saying? Yuuji vanishes, and the door closes up. After some weird noises that cant be explained through words,[23] I seem to hear Yuuji with a calm voice, Ah, not good, I cant protect my life anymore. After that, KRAK, the classroom door opens. Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi appears at the door. Yuujis being dealt with really badly. Whats going on? Looks like he witnessed the tragedy on the corridor. Kirishima-san did just explode in unprecedented rage after all Thats a common thing, dont mindspeaking of which, why are you here, Hideyoshi? I want to borrow some tables and chairs from an empty classroom for drama, and came by here. Hideyoshi looks around the classroom. He then sees Inoue-kun (girl version), Amano-sempai and Maki-sempai. Eh? Arent they the upperclassmen girls who fought you with summoned beasts the last time? Eh? Have we met? Before? Touko-sempai tilts her head curiously. Yeah, speaking of which, Hideyoshi hasnt met Inoue-kun and the rest properly, and vice versa. Ill introduce then. This classmate of mine here is Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi.[24] Im Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi. Please take care of me. Hideyoshi-kun, huh? Im Amano Touko. Please take care of me. Im Himekura Maki, please take care. Well, Im Inoue Konoha In stark contrast to the other two, Inoue-kun greets in an embarrassed manner. Theres so many beauties here. If possible, I hope that youll can help in the drama club. Hideyoshi looks at the trio as he says this. Truly, the drama club will definitely be more exciting with the three of them around. Well, Hideyoshi-kun, Im forced to drag up in like this due to certain reasons. Im actually a guy Ahaha, what are you saying, Inoue-kun? Even if Im an idiot who doesnt know anything about acting, I know that its basically impossible to find a pretty guy like you in this world.[25] I feel that I should say something. No, Im really a guy! And I feel that youre much cuter than I am, Kinosh*ta-kun. Youre saying that youre a guy? You really like to kid around, dont you, Inoue-kun? However, its better not to say a lie about me being cuter as a guy.[26] I think I just heard a conversation thats like treading on thin ice. Ah, sorry, I wont have time to practice if I dont hurry back. Excuse me. Hideyoshi takes some tables and chairs from the corner of the classroom and walks out. Looks like hes very busy with his club activity. Ive witness Inoues beauty here. Its about time for me to leave then. Maki-sempai watches Hideyoshi leaves, and happily looks at Inoue-kuns dress up as she gets ready to pack up and leave. Sorry to bother you because of Touko-sempais stubbornness. Its fine. This is a request from my cute Touko-chan hereand you might make a famous model, Konoha-kun. Ah!? Do, dont say that! I definitely wont go be a model or something!! See you then! Touko-chan, Konoha-kun, everyone in Fumitzuki Gakuen! Maki-sempai simply leaves. Shes pretty, does things straightforwardly, is pretty cool, and has a nice figure. Shes really like a mature lady Akihisa-kun, I think somethings flowing out from your nose? Ah, Himeji-san, why are you angry Dont bother. Lets go then, Touko-sempai, Konoha-kun. Yeah. Everyone will be going back if we loaf around. Lets go then, Konoha-kun. Ah, wait! I dont want to go! Wearing this while walking ishey, dont drag me! Wait, Ill go too! With Himeji-san leading, Inoue-kun looks rather unhappy as hes being dragged by Amano-sempai on the arm as we head towards D classroom. You can ask anything you want! Well, youre Shimizu-san, right? Please dont bring your face too close Just call me Miharu, Konoha onee-sama. On seeing Inoue-kun (or Csan?), Shimizu-san immediately started clinging onto him. We really feel awkward and want to leave. Mi, Miharu-san,? Dont you like Shimada-san? Inoue-kun looks repulsive of Shimizu-sans passion as he asks, Really, onee-sama. Shimizu-san pouts as she gives an annoyed look. Ah? They quarreled? She already has Miharu here, and yet went off with another girl from another school. Onee-samas a traitor, so Miharu wants to cheat on her too! Ah, I see. Minami left Shimizu-san alone and went off with Kotobuki-san, and that caused Shimizu-san to feel unhappy. That is why she started latching onto Inoue-kun, I suppose?[27] Inouno, Konoha-chan, ask what you want to ask first. Ye, yeah. Can I, Miharu? Okay. Theres a student in F class called Tsuchiya Kouta-san, right? Nope. Theres only Miharu and Konoha onee-sama in this world.[28] She actually denied that guys existence so directly. Well, in that case, well just use an underhanded mean. Konoha-chan, since Shimizu-san doesnt know anything, theres no need for us to stay here. Lets go somewhere else then. Fumitzuki Gakuen 2-F student Tsuchiya Kouta, nicknamed Muttsurini, height 162cm, 48kg in weight, specialty subject is health education, bad at all other subjects. Has outstanding mobility and information gathering ability and is a boy who can do anything to satisfy his curiosity in sex.[29] Ah, you really answered in quite a detailed manner, Miharu-san This Miharu has used up 2000 times the usual number of brain cells to answer Konoha onee-samas question. It does feel really scary when she answers this without an exaggerated expression. So about this Tsuchiya-kun, what was he doing after school today? Like, did he meet someone secretly? Shimizu-san ponders for a while after hearing Konoha-kuns question. Wait, is there a need to think? Cant she just answer directly? Looks like Konoha onee-sama wants to find the person who caused the idiotic swine to become like that, right? Yeah. Got it. Ill tell you if youre willing to date me, Konoha onee-sama. As expected, she raised this condition. But this should be fine. Got it. Youll have that then, Shimizu-san. Ah, Yoshii-kun, dont make decisions on your own! (Itll be fine, Konoha-kun. You wont be exposed once you remove your girl clothing.)[30] (You, youre right, but) Inoue-kun gives an awkward expression that says that hell be breaking his promise. He really thinks about others. I dare say that even if we flip all the tatamis in F class, well never be able to find a guy like him. Deals done. Ill say then. Shimizu-san smirks like a bad guy in a movie. It seems that Tsuchiya Kouta met with a girl from A class called Kudou Aiko. Kudou-san? Kudou-sans a tomboyish girl from A class with a huge interest in sex too. She can be considered a worthy opponent for Muttsurini in health education. I think he asked about the correct bathing method he missed. Muttsuriniyou[31] Now we understand how he got the nosebleed. Undoubtedly, Muttsurini self-destructed after hearing this topic. And it seems that this violence was carried out by the F class guys. Ah, Tsuchiya-kuns classmate did that? Inoue-kun looks shocked the moment he heard that the murderers a classmate, but I feel that its very normal. Its usual for the guys in our class to kill our classmates out of jealousy. In that case, Kudou-san should have seen the murderers face, right? No, she didnt. The murder was carried out when Tsuchiya-kun was alone. In that case, someone in the class knew that Muttsurini and Kudou-san were talking about a very erotic topic, got jealous and started getting vengeful enough to kill. Hmanyway, since the murderers a guy from F class, we should be heading back. Lets go, Konoha-chan. Yeah, thank you. Miharu. Ah, youre leaving just like this? Cant you just leave the finding to that swine over there? I want to do things with you, onee-sama... Ah, noI feel that this might be dangerous Speaking of which, Miharu here has the key to the infirmary. Theres a bed over there, so we can[32] Le, lets hurry back, Yoshii-kun! We have to find the murderer quickly and study ?The Tale of Genji?! Ah! Onee-saama! In that case, please listen to me!! What is it, Miharu-san? A few days ago, maybe out of coincidence, Miharu here read an ancient classic. Yes. If you want to learn, wont ?A Thousand and One Nights? be better than ?The Tale of Genji??[33] What? If theres anything bothering you, please look for Miharu. Miharu here will always be waiting for you in the infirmary. The guy who attacked Muttsurini is a classmate. Thats definitely out of jealousy We let Himeji-san and Amano-sempai retreat back first for safety reasons beforehand, and once we meet up, everyone arrange the information we have as we head back to F classroom. Kudou-sans a cute girl, so its understandable that everyone in class will feel a little envious about Tsuchiya-kun talking to Kudou-san like that. Its really Himeji-sans naiveness that causes her to call this envy. But its more of jealousy in the first place as someones hurt. I suddenly remember the ?Tale of Genji? you just talked about, Amano-sempai, hurting others because of jealousy. Yeah. Its a little different, but the fact is that a tragedy occurred because of jealousy. Were not too familiar with that story, so we may feel that these two stories are similar. Or rather, we might feel that theyre similar because such a situation happened after hearing the synopsis. Speaking of which, Miharu-san said something weird at the end. The one who speaks up in the pitiful Inoue-san who hasnt have time to get rid of his girl outfit due to time constraints. Youre talking about that ?One Thousand and One Nights? might be more appropriate than the ?Tale of Genji?? Yes. Why did she say this? Does this have anything to do with the case? The ?One Thousand and One Nights? is a story about a woman telling stories to a king to prevent being killed every night, right? What has this case got to do with it? Ah, I know that too. The king got engrossed with the stories and couldnt kill that woman in the end. I think I heard of this fairy tale before. Yoshii-kun, Mizuki-chan, thats just a small part of this story. ?One Thousand and One Nights? is a collection of stories. One of them includes a story called ?The Fisherman and the genie?, where a genie can appear from a lamp to grant a person 3 wishes. Theres also a love story of the former princess Zumurrud and the rich mans son Ali Shar, and many more stories. As expected of the Book Girl, she can say out the content of the book flawlessly without looking. Amano-sempais passion about books cant be compared to anyone. But why would the ?One Thousand and One Nights? be more appropriate here than the ?Tale of Genji? I feel that the ?Tale of Genji? will be more suited for this case Yeah. I dont understand what Miharu-san is trying to say. The 4 of us sink into deep thought. Why? Is there a hint, or did she just say it randomly? We keep thinking as we continue walking down the corridor, before finally reaching F classroom. But things look bad. Its really time-consuming to remove Muttsurinis blood stains. How troublesome. But Ironman will yap if we dont remove them. Also, the floor will be dirtied. Some of our classmates are coming out from the classroom, preparing to go home. What should we do? If this keeps up, everyone will go back, and we havent found the murderer yet! Yoshii-kunthat might be the case, but we dont have a shred of clue here. Eh! Are we just going to watch the murderer leave? We cant take revenge for Muttsurini, cant get back the taken file. How can I take this! Itll be fine, Yoshii-kun. I have a plan, so please go back and gather everyone back in class. Touko-sempai says to me as I grit my teeth. Touko-sempai, do you know who the murderer is? No. But I guess its fine if I dont. Since Touko-sempai has such confidence, Ill just follow what she says then. Theres not much time. Got it. Ill gather everyone then. Oi, everyone, dont hurry back home yet! I have something to say to everyone. Return back please. Huh? What is it? I thought we can go home already. How unlucky. These girls here have things to say to everyone. Well just sit down then. Right, lets sit. We can only sit down then. On seeing Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun in girl outfit, everyone neatly line up and return back to class. Its really great that these guys are so obedient. Then, Amano-sempai, please. Okay. As everyone looks at her while being abnormally still, Amano-sempai walks forward and coughs lightly. Were looking for the murderer that caused Tsuchiya-kun to be in such a terrible state. Amano-sempai says sternly. Its like she became a completely different person from before. Unfortunately, it seems that the murderer is around us. Amano-sempai finish, and theres a commotion in the classroom, each saying that its not them. (Inoue-kun, we dont know who the murderer is, so what is Amano-sempai planning to do?) (WellI have no idea what shes thinking either, but it should be alright.) (Really?) (Yeah. Besides, its sempai were talking here.) Inoue-kun, whos right beside me, doesnt look too worried. I guess this is the trust they have between them. I heard that it was out of jealousy because Tsuchiya-kun and Kudou-san were talking so passionately. This motive is very common, so we cant actually tell who the murderer is. How is Amano-sempai planning to find the murderer now? Coincidentally, I heard that your class just studied the ?Tale of Genji?, so let me tell you a story in it. The classmates immediately quiet down, and everyone prick their ears to listen to Amano-sempai. Everyone knows that Lady Rokujou cursed Aoi no Ue out of jealousy. When she was about to die, she became a ghost that cursed the lady Murasaki whom Genji loved most in his lifetime. She was unable to face Genji honestly, couldnt express her strong feelings, and ended up hurting others. It was really a tragic story. My classmates all lower their heads, seemingly thinking over Amano-sempais wordsbut thats impossible. Theyre obviously showing the Whats the ?Tale of Genji?? Can it be eaten look? But please recall what happened later, what her Lady Rokujous daughter, Empress Akikomaru did after knowing that her mother cursed someone to death. Amano-sempai pauses here, probably to let everyone think. Then, she says slowly. Empress Akikomaru was worried that her mother became like this, and even thought of becoming a nun to pray for her mother. Amano-sempai then tells us the continuation of the ?Tale of Genji? everyone didnt know of. This storyisnt telling us that strong feelings arent right, but to tell us this, that its not right to become jealous of others just because you cant convey your feelings properly. As she was proud, Lady Rokujou couldnt convey her feelings to Genji. Her being unable to convey her feelings caused many tragedies. The outcome of being unable to express their thoughts would be sadness and revenge. This is the true essence of what this story is telling us. It might be difficult to convey your feelings properly. If she could do this, there wouldnt be many people dying, and Genji wouldnt be so scared of her. Maybe, if he had known of her feelings for him, they might have fallen in love, and her beloved daughter wouldnt be so worried. Amano-sempais right. Its scary to curse others, but the feeling to hope for others to love should be a happy thing. Maybe they could have lived on happily had she expressed her thoughts truly if Lady Rokujou wasnt jealous. So I hope that the person who did that to Tsuchiya-kun step forward. If you like Kudou-san, admit your crime and tell her your feelings. In that case, you wont feel worried, and this is for her sake toothis Kudou-san. I see. So this is what Amano-sempai wants to say. Using this ?Tale of Genji? story to tell the murderer that he should just admit his feelings to that person directly instead of hurting others, and that will be true happiness. In that case, that murderer who likes Kudou-san will definitely stand out to admit his crime. Ah? Like Kudou-san? I suddenly notice this. Damn it. Amano-sempai seems to be mistaken about something here. She seems to think that the person was jealous that Muttsurini was able to talk to Kudou-san so happily because the murderer likes her. Yeah, ordinary people will think this way. However, this is unlikely to be the case in reality. In this F class, the murderer isnt acting because he likes Kudou-san. He simply doesnt want Muttsurini to get his happiness first. The murderer might not stand up if we try and convince them like this[34] And girls feel that simple and honest guys are charming.[35] I did it. Our F class guys are too simple-minded! Then, Sugawa-kun, youre the real murderer? Yeah? I heard the conversation between Kudou and him that made me jealous from the voice recorder, and couldnt help but take action. Im an unforgivable traitor. Sugawa-kun shows a regretful expression. Sure looks like he did it. Great, now the case is solved. Amano-sempai nods. Great, now everythings solved I did it too. Ah? I couldnt help but wonder if I heard that correctly. Eh? Isnt the murderer Sugawa-kun? Asakura-kun, you too Yeah, Tsuchiyas betrayal is unforgivable.[36] Asakura-kun stands up from right behind Sugawa-kun. Then. Actually, I did it too. Udou-kun beside him stands up too. Huh? Whats with this? Sorry, actually, I Well, actually, I did it too. What a coincidence, I did it too. Kondou-kun, Saitou-kun and Takenaka-kun all stand up. Then, this means Dont tell me everyone took part? After seeing Tsuchiya-kun on the floor, everyone, one after another Himeji-sans shocked. Dont tell me that the first murderer who saw Muttsurini nosebleed on the floor carried out the act of violence, left happily, and the classmates behind saw him like this, beat him up, and this continuedis this it!? What, I thought I was the only one who did it. Speaking of which, wasnt everyone lined up at the corridor? Yeah. I noticed it too. If everyone did it, theres nothing to be scared about. Yeah, it sure feels nice after beating him up. I even hid the bug in my clothes after beating him up. Such, such a cruel classIm so shocked that Im speechless. Yo, Yoshii-kunis everyone in this class like this? Un, yeah, everyones always... Im already too tired to explain things to the wide-eyed Inoue-kun. Is, is that so Sorry for causing you guys trouble Sorry, Inoue-kun. Himeji-san and I lower our heads in apology. I SAY, YOU GUYS ARE TO REFLECT ON THIS!![37] Amano-sempai tells off our classmates on the podium. In the end, we couldnt have our classics remedial, Touko-sempai. Yeah. It couldnt be helped. How could we study in that situation? Its really not the time to studyah, speaking of which What is it? Konoha-kun? What has the One Thousand and One Nights Miharu-san said at the end got to do with this? Now that you mention it, it does seem to have a bit of relation. Ah? Is that so? In that One Thousand and One Nights, theres a story called ?The Hunchbacks Tale?.. Really? Whats that story about? A murderer couple is moving the corpse to another place. Another person who sees the corpse thinks that hes a thief and kicked it, and this person thinks he killed the person and moved it somewhere else. Another person then thinks he killed it and moved it somewhere elseits this kind of a story. Now that you mention it, this is a little Similar to this situation, right? Yeahah? Does that mean that Shimizu-san already knew who the murderer is when she said that? Yeah. Then why didnt she tell me? Do you even need to ask? ?? Think about it. if you couldnt find the murderer, wont you go look for her, Konoha-chan? Alright, its late now. We should head back, Konoha-chan. Touko-sempai, Im definitely breaking all ties with you the next time you call me that. END Authors Notes Note: Please read Book Girl and the Summoned Beast summoned by the girl and Book Girl and the Killed-off Idiot before reading this. Inoue Kenji here believes that all sorts of possibilities exist within humans. I feel that its very irresponsible to conclude that Its impossible to do that and I dont have that kind of ability before trying to do it. Why must you give up before you even start working on it? Why must you think of those unnecessary problems and not try to do it? A lot of possibilities exist in humans. The future will change according to our hard work. So I hope everyone wont give up before you even start, and you should challenge with all you have no matter what matters you face. I intended to use this theme to write my thoughts about Bungaku Shoujo. I wont be doing naked modelling and cosplay either. Inoue Konohas quote from Book Girl and the Summoned Beast summoned by the girl. Why must you say such a thing before you even begin? Konoha-kun, you gave up too early. You have all sorts of possibilities waiting for you. This story began with this rotten concept. I want Konoha-kun to taste this suffering, and put how he looks in this illustration. To be honest, this terrifying act is overboard. I really apologize to the original author Nomura-san, illustrator Takeoka-san, and all the fans of Bungaku Shoujo for showing such unbearable parts. Also, Ill like to use this chance to express my thanks. Takenaka-san, who helped me with the illustrations, the original author Nomura-san, and to all the editors and designers who helped make this text a book, I earnestly thank you all. And to all you readers too, as this book can be born thanks to your support. Thank you, everyone. I hope that we can have a chance to meet in the future. Also, the opening words are not meant to recommend everyone to crossdress or do any unique things. It is very important to have the courage to step forward and the courage to stop. Inoue Kenji Original Authors Comments Hello everyone. I had always been thinking that Konoha-kun would be well suited to crossdress. Guys who are good at dressing up as girls are the best! I like them all! When I got the template to Konoha-kuns character design, I had been thinking that it will be perfect for him to crossdress, and think that it will be great if that really happens to him. Howeverit will break the serious mood if I write that in the main storyI really feel like crying. Thank you, Inoue-san! Well done! When the editor-in-charge told me that Inoue-san will be writing this collaborative work with ?Bungaku Shoujo?, I was nearly squealing and jumping in happiness. But I did not expect Inoue-san to give me such a great surprise. When I was waiting for the story to be mailed over, I got excited and anxious. After reading it, I got even more excited as I said enthusiastically to the editor-in-charge. You must have an illustration for this part! Please help! Im not kidding. You must draw it out in a pretty girl style. Please help me tell this to Takeoka-san! I made this request. Takeoka-san, Im sorry for troubling you But I believe that Konoha-chan in sailor uniform will definitely look very cute. I have not seen the illustration when writing this afterword, but I believe so. Ah, I wrote so much regarding Konoha crossdressing, but the other parts are exciting too. F class is as noisy as ever. I like the slapstick between Yuuji and Shouko. Hideyoshis acting as a heroine as usual and having a misunderstanding with Konoha, and as for Touko, well, I am already used to her antics (laughs). If there is a next time, I hope to read about Miharu and Konoha-chans date[38], and also Touko and Tsuchiyas duel of senses[39]. Alright, I will stop here. 29 September 2008 Nomura Mizuki Collaboration Anthology 2 — Book Girl and the Summoned Beast summoned by the girl Collaboration Anthology 2: Book Girl and the Summoned Beast summoned by the girl Challenge The Book Girl declared in such a poignant voice as she tossed the greenish-blue thread that was laid on her back. Ahhshe finally said it out~ I couldn''t help but clutch my head the as I stood beside Touko-sempai, who has completely lost it. Everything began here. Hey, Konoha-kun, I found a great library here! It was a little far away, but soon, we found ourselves heading there to look. I was doing up a map of the library. As a member of the literature club, I had to know what kind of books there were in which libraries, what kind of facilities they had, and so on. The books were stacked heavily like a graveyard in the clubroom without the air-conditioner, giving off a fragrance. It felt hard to breath during this hot weather as I loosened my uniform collar with one hand while fanning myself with a paper fan with the other. She answered, How tiring. I dont want to go. Its your own interest anyway Touko-sempai. It has nothing to do with club activities, right? Seriously~ youre younger than me, Konoha-kun, but you always act so lifeless~ This is sempais order. Go~ Touko-sempais braids swayed slightly as she started pouting like a kid. I could only stare at her in a dumbstruck manner, and finally succumbed under her continuous persuading. We took a long ride on the train, and finally reached that library. It was surrounded by many lush green trees, and had 3 storeys. It looked like a new building, and it was very spacious inside. Ahh, its a mountain of goodies! I cant look away! Touko-sempais eyes were glittering. Please dont eat them all. I reminded. Touko-sempai is a youkai who will rip books out and eat their pages. However, she herself insisted, Im just an ordinary Book Girl! I am different from those Kitarous and Eyeball Father [1] Really, I get it. Ahh, but but! This is the only library with the entire collection of Jean Anouilh books. [2] Theres also the entire collection of Yoshiya Nobukos works here![3] Endou-sempai showed a slight blush on her face as she leapt through the rows of bookshelves with light steps. I didnt dare to relax, fearing when she would fall for the temptation and read the book. At this moment, Touko-sempai suddenly stopped. Oh my, Mizuki? Isnt that Mizuki? A girl in uniform was sitting by the window that was letting the soft sunlight through, silently flipping through the books. I suppose she would be a high school girl like us. The loose long hair lay on her back softly, and she was a petite and cute girl. She lowered her snowy white face, and her eyes that were staring at the pages were somewhat drenched with a seemingly tinge of loneliness. Touko Its been a while, Mizuki. Touko-sempai went over happily, and the other party showed a gentle smile of an acquaintance. To think that such a tranquil girl would actually know Touko-sempai This is Himeji Mizuki. She''s a friend I met in another library around here. We would often meet to share our reflections on some books we read. Touko-sempai smiled as she said. Mizuki, this is my kouhai at the Literature club, Inoue Konoha. Hes a second year like you too. Himeji looked rather shy. Her face was red as she nodded at me. She was really someone who would give others the urge to protect her. Fumitzuki Gakuen. Is that the school that became hot news for the test summoning system?[4] Yes.. I heard that you can call out summoned beasts by obtaining points in exams. Wow, its like magic. Touko-sempai always had interests in unique things as she asked with interest, In other words, the higher the points, the stronger the summoned beast? Yes. Theoretically, thats the case. I wanna try too~ it sounds like an interesting school! Eh? Its true that, its rather funwhether its the school, or everyone in classI like them all Himeji''s voice was rather stuttered. Eh? Just when I felt that it was strange, a drop of clear liquid suddenly slid down her clear face. Wah! Mizuki, whats wrong!? Sosorry. She frantically apologized as tears rolled out of her large eyes. Himeji kept holding the book in her arms, saying sorry as she sobbed while her shoulders trembled. At this moment, Touko-sempai and I didnt know what to do. What happened, Mizuki? If theres something wrong, you can tell us, alright? Touko-sempai brought the sobbing Mizuki out of the library to sit at a bench surrounded by trees, handed her a violet handkerchief, and asked. Himeji sobbed as she answered, UuA, Akihisa-kungave the cookies I made, uuto Sakamoto-kun Akihisa is? Uumy classmate. Hes very kindcheery, optimistictreats others wellever since a long time ago, Idbut Akihisa-kun seemed to think that I bothered himhe said thanks when I handed him the cookies I made during cooking class and took itbut maybe its because he didnt want to hurt meuuafter that, I saw him bring it to Sakamoto-kunand evenmade him open his mouth and force-fed him[5] THATS SERIOUSLY TOO MUCH!! Touko-sempai shouted, causing me to feel a chill. Not good. Looks like this will end up like before Himeji, maybe Akihisa simply doesnt like cookies? Maybe you can confirm it again? No need for that. Even so, he made this cute Mizuki cry, and I wont forgive him for this! This kind of person who tramples on a maidens heart is the worst! Uu, Akihisa-kun, isnt the worst. Hesa ver, very nice guy Touko-sempai couldnt help but give the sobbing Mizuki a hug while Mizuki continued to defend that Akihisa. Ahh, such a strong girl you are, Mizuki! Okay, leave it to us! We, as the literature club members who are well-versed in romance stories of all eras will definitely help you fulfill your love! Youre saying us? This has nothing to do with me! Please dont drag me down! You see? Konoha-kun here is still very enthusiastic, so hell definitely give you a happy end. If you can have a successful relationship with Akihisa, please allow us to write the sweet relationship between both of you. That will be very delino no, well ensure your everlasting happiness, so please allow all copyrights to our universal after-sales services, okay? Himeji couldnt help but widen her eyes after seeing Touko-sempai bring her smiling face over. Ookay. She answered. Ahhwhen stimulated by thirst and a sense of mission, Touko-sempai couldn''t be stopped when shes burning up like this. The next day, after school, I was forcefully dragged to Fumitzuki Gakuen. First, we have to carefully~ observe the target, and then create a plan. This high school girl with long braids was holding a pair of binoculars, crouched at the side of the school gates, sure looked very suspicious. The students entering and leaving Fumitzuki Gakuen gave us suspicious looks. Please, lets go back before we shame ourselves. Really, youre so cruel, Konoha-kun. This is for Mizukis sake. Its for your own snack. Of course not! I dont live entirely for food! Ah, theyre here! Those two! I looked over in the direction Touko-sempai pointed. The two people were walking slowly to the gates, and they were the two people we saw on Mizukis handphone before, Yoshii Akihisa and Sakamoto Yuuji. The tall and muscular guy was Sakamoto, and the other one who looked like a bishounen was Yoshii. At this moment, Sakamoto was grabbing Yoshiis hand with both hands, and Yoshii, with his elbows tucked onto his body, was groaning while looking like he was clamped. It, it hurts, Yuuji! Oh~ really? Now you understand the pain I suffered when I was stuffed with those killer cookies? Wasnt this yesterdays incident? How long are you going to remember this grudge? Also, I thought you would have some resistance to Himeji-sans cooking soOWOWOWOWIm sorry, please let me go. Nope, this punishment isnt enough! You have to know that my soul floated into the Sanzu River[6] and nearly lost my life there! CRAK CRAK CRAK??? I didnt know what was going on, but it seemed they were arguing. Also, I seemed to hear them mention about cookies. Were they referring to Himejis cookies? At this moment, Touko-sempai, who was being quiet beside me, suddenly showed a stern expression. My worst premonition has become truethose two are lovers. EHH? I couldnt help but exclaim, and hurriedly covered my mouth. I definitely cant be mistaken here. Those people who could ignore the goodwill of a girl as cute as Mizuki and a nice girl like her would either be a forsaken idiot or someone without interest in the opposite gender. Thats true It didnt seem logical to hand over a gift from a cute girl like Mizuki to someone else. Right? Look at this now! Such a passionate exchange of stares! Such direct body contact! Such a rude and unreasonable attitude is basically declaring fully this Sakamoto belongs only to me! Listen to that Yoshiis sweet fawning voice! You can already here it! Its basically like ?Vita Sexualis? [7], or ?The Confession of the Mask? [8] or Oscar Wilde[9]! Ah, speaking of which, itll be really interesting to read ?The Happy Prince? in a homoerotic subtext! This is just what you want to say, right! The way I see it, Sakamoto and Yoshii are just arguing with each other! Yes, this pain is also love! Sakamoto is definitely the seme, and Yoshiis definitely the uke![10] Dont say it anymore! Your mind is already filled with purple and pink laces![11] Yoshii and Sakamoto kept close to each other as they moved by us. Touko-sempai bent her back as she followed them, and I could only follow her reluctantly. Hey, Konoha-kun, do you remember the name of that book Mizuki was reading? I dont rememberspeaking of which, we better give up now. Youre walking like a duck now. But sempai ignored my words as she continued talking enthusiastically, Its just like the story of Ivanhoe written by Sir Walter Scott! Its a middle-ages knight story written in the 19th century about the time Richard the Lionheart and Robin Hood were active! The young man in the story Ivanhoe was a knight of mysterious knight who fought for his beloved princess, his king, for honor! Those hearty battle scenes, those romances that were hard to separate, and the vivid descriptions of the sceneryits like deer meat barbecued in the outfield, sprinkled with salt, pepper, grape wine and other ingredients, filling it with a taste of boldness and romance. Ivanhoe himself had a lover in a Princess called Rowena, but there appeared a Jewish beauty Rebecca. She took delicate care of the injured Ivanhoe, and even when she was tried as a witch and brought to the execution platform, she never lost her noble image. She loved Ivanhoe until the very end, but adamantly chose to leave. One may even say that shes the real female protagonist of the story. Mizuki must have definitely related herself as Rebecca after discovering that Yoshii had a lover in Sakamoto and started crying. Touko-sempai lowered her eyes with anguish, but then lifted them up and exclaimed loudly, But Konoha-kun, I always believed a long time ago that Ivanhoe could be with Rebecca. Even if its the stubbornness as a reader, I can understand Rebeccas standpoint completely. Thats why Ill support Mizuki with all I have! Ill definitely help fulfill her love to prevent Rebeccas tragedy befalling on her! The Book Girl stood proudly in the middle of the room and patted on her flat chest as she declared this loudly. But at the next moment, she immediately recovered, blinked and looked around. Eh? Wheres Yoshii? They went far away when you were talking so passionately about something so random. EEEHHHHH!? It looks like they went around that corner. Seriously, why didnt you tell me? I didnt think you will even listen to me anyway. You spoiler! Idiot! Touko-sempai shook her long braids and the binoculars on her neck as she sweated while dashing out. Around the corner, we saw Yoshii and Sakamoto. Touko-sempai panted as she shouted, THE LOVER COUPLE OVER THERE! WAIT! But they didnt look back at all. Thats why I said that theyre not a couple in the first place. Impossible! The eyes of this Book Girl who read through Platos ?Symposium? and the entire collection of Inagaki Taruhos works[12] cant be wrong here! STOP! THE IDIOT COUPLE OVER THERE! The moment the word idiot rang, those two which didnt show any reaction up till now suddenly stopped and quickly turned around. Touko-sempai panted as she ran to them. You, you see(wheeze) my instinct(ack) are right(pants). These two are definitely lovers(jumbled words) Dont say anything weird when you look like youre going to faint, okay? Yoshii and Sakamoto gave looks of disbelief as they looked at Touko-sempai. Appearance alone, Touko-sempai was a girl who wouldnt lose to Himeji in terms of beauty and delicate looks, but she sure looked dangerous while sweating, eyes bloodshot, panting heavily. Sakamoto pointed a finger at Yoshii and asked, I think she called you an idiot, right? Youre too much, Yuuji! On what basis am I an idiot? Must it always be me when you say idiot? Because youre an idiot in the first place. I cant argue with that, but isnt that too much of you to say that to your own friend! Oi, you finally admitted it? Then Would that person Sakamoto was making fun of that Akihisa-kun? He looked a littleno, he looked different from the impression I had of him. He did look like a carefree idol-like guy on first glancebut his expression, movements, and even the presence he gave all caused me associate him withidi No! I shouldnt be even thinking about this. Hes the important person to Himeji here! But even if hes stupid, or may be a comedian with an idols faceahI accidentally blurted it out. If youre looking for Akihisa, Ill be going off then. Wawait a second, Sakamoto-kun! Sakamoto, who was planning to turn around and leave, was stopped by Touko-sempai. Im looking for you. Sakamoto looked shocked as he turned around. Who are you? Touko-sempai put her right hand on the waist and straightened herself. As you can see, Im a Book Girl. Huh? Thoroughly embarrassed, I really wanted to find a hole to bury my face in. Sakamoto gave Touko-sempai a this persons definitely an idiot look, and on the other side, Yoshii raised his hands triumphantly as he cheered, Hear that, Yuuji? Shes here for you! That means the idiot isnt referring to me, but to you, Yuuji. Yay, Banzai! SHUT UP, THE IDIOT OVER THERE! Touko-sempai yelled, and Yoshii immediately collapsed onto the floor, unable to get up. Ill go straight to the point with you. Please break up with Yoshii. I suddenly felt a slight dizziness. Arent you being too direct, Touko-sempai? On hearing that, Yoshii inadvertently waved his hands and murmured, Waiwaiwaiwait a second, what did you just say? Are you saying that Yuuji and I are dating? Eh? Arent you two dating? EEHHHHHHH!!!??? Dont be mistaken. Im not saying that boys love isnt allowed. This isnt the problem. Real love has nothing to do with age, gender and race. WAAHH! WHAT LOVE HERE!? YOURE MISTAKEN! But! Touko-sempai gave Yoshii a cold glance. I definitely wont forgive you for trampling on Mizukis pure feelings! Sakamoto, who had been giving a bothered look, suddenly frowned after hearing Touko-sempais words. Yoshii widened his eyes. Mizukiare you referring to Himeji-san? Thats right, your classmate. Shes cute, delicate, the ideal choice number 1 for a girlfriend Himeji Mizuki, and you made this kind and cheery her cry. I have to settle this debt with you. Himeji-san cried? On hearing that, Yoshii, who had been standing there in a relaxed manner, immediately frowned. And at this moment, Touko-sempai undid the navy-blue ribbon from her chest and threw it at Sakamoto. The ribbon finally touched Sakamotos chest and slid gently onto his shoes. Anyway, I, the president of the Seijou Gakuens literature club, Amano Touko officially challenges youSakamoto Yuuji to a duel! Ahhshe finally said it out~ I couldn''t help but clutch my head the as I stood beside Touko-sempai. A duel of all things!? Such an old-fashioned method! And its so reckless! Touki-sempai is a classic literature-type girl wholl be panting after running for 100m. its impossible for her to beat the athletic looking Sakamoto Luckily, Sakamoto wasnt angry as he said with a calm tone, You mean that if I lose, I will have to break up with Akihisa. Right. And if you lose? Let this Konoha-kun write down the sweetest love poem praising the relationship between you two. WAIT A SECOND, TOUKO-SEMPAI! Whyre you making your own decision! A love poem praising boys love!? Its impossible for me to write this without experience! On hearing that, Sakamoto showed an annoyed look. That has no benefit to me at all. Then, besides Konoha-kuns writing, well add a luxurious reward thats out of this world. Alright then. I, whos left aside, hurriedly interrupted, Wait a second! How are guys and girls going to fight each other fairly? Have you two thought about that? How about a water gun fight? At this moment, Touko-sempai seemed to have a flash of inspiration as she clapped her hands, Well fight using summoned beasts then. Summoned beasts? We asked in unison. Touko-sempai seemed rather excited as she exclaimed. Ehh~ thats right! We can use academics to settle this, and this will have nothing to do with the differences in physical strength between boys and girls. Its very fair too. Yoshii stood right beside me as he tentatively reminded, But we cant call out summoned beasts without the teachers present. Itll be fine if its an open match. I just happen to have lots of contacts in this aspect. I already asked for before. Hau~ Im really looking forward to this! I always wanted to try this ever since Mizuki told me of this the last time~ As she said that, Touko-sempai clasped both hands and looked very intoxicated. Obviously, this wasnt for Himejis sake, but for her own interest. Hey, lets have a fair fight in front of everyone then! And so, Saturday arrived. We gathered at the special stage in Fumitzuki. What? A group match!? Why must I take part in this battle too!? I threw the match-up schedule to the Book Girl whos looking puzzled and questioned her loudly, but she answered with a matter-of-fact manner, Well, this is part of club activities too. I NEVER HEARD OF A PLANNED ACTIVITY WHERE THE LITERATURE CLUB REQUIRES ITS MEMBERS TO TAKE PART IN SUMMONING BATTLES! Fufu~ this is precious experience. Youll definitely be able to write a brilliant story with the summoned beasts as the topic. Oh? I see. Look forward to the next snack then. I swear Ill write a super horrible snack as revenge the next timeI swore secretly in my heart as I grimaced, Alright, fine, you can have me take part in this. This rude and unreasonable sempai has already clamped me down with the its part of the club activities aspect. But! Why! Why is Kotobukis name listed on the matchup! Whawhat! Inoue! You have a grudge against me or something!? My classmate Kotobuki was flushed red as she puffed her cheeks while glaring at me. It, it nots like I deliberately wasted my precious Saturday to take part in this activity for your sake, Inoue. I had to take part only because Touko-sempai requested me. Dont me mistaken. Humph. She looked away. Well, if you wont feel bothered by it, Kotobuki, I guess it fine. Humph, youre so slow-witted, Inoue. Dont end up pulling us down. I, Ill try. At this moment, Maki-sempai, who looked very excited as she held a sketchbook with one hand, suddenly appeared from beside me. Touko~! I came to watch this battle~! The wavy tea-colored hair looked rather lofty when basked under the summer sunlight, and the thick tips are happily moving slightly. Touko-sempai, who often showed fear only to Maki-sempai, actually opened her arms widen to welcome her. Thank you very much, Maki~! Its thanks to you that this summoning tournament can be held! Youre the most reliable person in this world! Touko-sempai continued to heap praises on Maki-sempai, who in turn gave a carnivorous expression as she smiled, Well, you dont have to think me. I love you so much, Touko, and soon, Ill get 10 times the favor back. Touko-sempais expression immediately stiffened. But you said that you didnt want any payments this time. Yeah. Its a rare chance to draw Touko with the summoned beasts, so please~bear in mind that I want many benefits from here~ Maki-sempai said that as she pointed at Touko-sempais flat chest, scaring her as she leaped back. No, no thanks. I definitely wont do anything like being a naked model! Thatll ruin my pure image. Well Himeji, who had been standing around silently for a while now, finally spoke up. II didnt expect things to get so out of hand Sorry Himeji. Its because of Touko-sempai that you got involved in such a weird situation. That, thats not true. Its my fault after all Himeji lowered her head as she whispered. Then, she lifted her small face and looked over at the stage with flowing tears. Yoshii, who was standing over there while surrounded by classmates, seemed to detect our stare as he looked over at us. ! Himeji and Yoshiis stares connect. Both of them cringe back in seemingly shock, and then looked away in a somewhat embarrassed manner. HmmYoshii seemed to be worried about Himeji. As expected, there seem to be something to why he would hand Himejis cookies over to Sakamoto. Maybe Touko-sempai was just overreacting At this moment, Touko-sempai lifted Himejis shoulders in a very motivated many and said, Relax, Mizuki! Were the knights Ivanhoe who fight for the sake of clearing the name of Rebecca whos accused as a which! Were the strongest warriors summoned by you. As long as everyone unite, well definitely win! O, okayIm really grateful, but about that I really couldnt help but want to help Himeji as I saw her stutter in a tentative manner. At this moment, a stare from beside me started to hurt my face. Kotobuki was giving me a cold smile. Youre looking at other girls in such a perverted manner. How disgusting. Eh? Youre the worst, Inoue! Whats with that out of a sudden After saying that, Kotobuki looked away, leaving me behind while staring at her back in a confused manner. She really didnt want to take part in the tournament? As I looked completely confused, not knowing the current situation, a folded piece of note suddenly appeared in front of my eyes. Here, a gift. Maki-sempai showed an evil smile. What is this? The enemys data. You can use it for reference. I wont be doing naked modelling and cosplay either. Ahaha, thats why I say this is a gift. But as the wise saying goes, theres nothing more priceless than a free itemits even scarier when Im receiving a gift from Maki-sempai. Though terrified, I still accepted it cautiously. Ill head to the spectator stands to watch your performances then. After saying that, Maki-sempai gave me a flirty look and turned to leave. Himeji lowered her head dejectedly as she head towards the spectator stands too. Ah Ah And right in the middle of the spectator stands, Himeji and Yoshii met each other. Both of them immediately blushed as they lowered their heads, muttering something to themselves before sitting down. However, neither of them talked, perhaps because they felt tense over each others existence as they looked around and fidgeted. At this moment, the match between the Fumitzuki Gakuens group and the Seijou Gakuens group finally started. The win would be decided by the final results. We have Touko-sempai as the vanguard, Kotobuki as the lancer, and I as the rearguard. Our opponents, the F class team from Fumitzuki Gakuen, were decided from the class tests. The matchups were: Vanguard, Tsuchiya Kouta; Lancer: Shimada Minami, Rearguard: Sakamoto Yuuji. Both sides were lined up and facing each other. Standing right in front of Touko-sempai was a prepubescent-looking boy who had no special features other than standing extremely stiff. Hes probably Tsuchiya. Standing right in front of Kotobouki was a cheery-looking girl with a ponytail. I supposed that would be Shimada. Seriously, why must everyone take part in this match? Its Akis fault for causing this anyway Eh? Aki? Was she referring to Akihisa? But since Im taking part as a representative for F class, I definitely wont lose. I, I definitely wont lose either! Both Kotobuki and Shimada exchanged sparks with each other. Yesthese two were pinching their lips, raising their eyebrows, giving off sharp stares. They do look similar. And standing right in front of me was Sakamoto. Hey, why isnt Yoshii involved? Akihisas our secret weapon. Sounds like theres a plan. Sakamoto looked rather rough and had the vibe of a delinquent, but unexpectedly, seemed to be good at coming up with plans. On the other side, Himeji and Yoshii were looking sharp, their hands on their knees as they sat in a still manner. The cheers from the nearby Fumitzuki Gakuen students could be heard. F class, fight on! Yuuji, I love you. Though there seemed to be a weird voice mixed in there Then, Round 1, begin! The Fumitzuki Gakuen teacher called out, and Touko-sempai and Tsuchiya walked onto the middle of the special stage. The first subject is: Health Education! The moment that was finished, the entire arena exploded into a storm of cheers that echoed throughout the place. MUTTSURINI! MUTTSURINI! MUTTSURINI! I, Inoue, what does Muttsurini mean? Kotobuki was taken aback by this fanatically loud cheering. I hoped the note Maki-sempai handed to me, and theres the information recorded about Tsuchiya. Tsuchiya Kouta. Hailed as the unbeaten health education expert, nicknamed the silent sex professor Muttsurini. Health education expert!? Kotobuki, who had been glancing through the note, immediately turned pale. Wha, what should we do? Inoue! Touko-sempais MUTTSURINI! MUTTSURINI! MUTTSURINI! Unfortunately for you, Tsuchiya-kun! Amidst the cheers of Muttsurini that broke through the clouds, Touko-sempai swayed her long braids and stared at Tsuchiya leisure. And Tsuchiya was staring at the region between Touko-sempais skirt and thighs. (Silence) (Silence) (Silence) I am the book girl who read through the entire original story of Paulline Reages[13] ?The Story of O?, the ?Tale of Genji? [14] with many private affairs, the ?Konjaku Monogatarishu? [15] called the fantasy land of love, the treasure trove of romance ?The One Thousand and One Nights?[16], and I find Oniroku Dans[17] works tasty. UWAAHHHH!! WHA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! TOUKO-SEMPAI! The crowds cheers never subsided as it got louder again. SHE READ THROUGH ONIROKU DANS WORKS!? TO THINK SHELL ACTUALLY SAY THAT UNABASHEDLY WITHOUT BLUSHING! SHES REALLY ONE NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED, THIS BOOK GIRL!! In the midst of amazement(?), Touko-sempai happily raised her chest proudly. Ahem! Whether its @& bondage or @&$% Bondage, I can write them all! I can write a final report about @&$ and [email protected] genres, and also [email protected]*# and *[email protected]#$ poses, all the body parts! I can write down all the styles, even @^# and *@#% into a book! This Book Girl is amazing! Awesome! Simply magnificent! As Touko-sempai continued to use lewd words and 18+ rated terms in the midst of this commotion, Kotobuki blushed as she stood still. I really want to grab Kotobukis hand and run away from this place like the wind. DONT SAY IT ANYMORE! TOUKO-SEMPAI! YOURE NOT BEING A BOOK GIRL HERE! YOURE JUST BEING AN OLD UNCLE WHO LIKES EROTIC NOVELS, OKAY! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HEALTH EDUCATION! SUCH SHAMELESS TOPICS WONT OCCUR DURING THE MATCH! Thats common knowledge. Tsuchiya didnt seem to be shaken by this commotion as he muttered. Your cold expression will be no more! And her voice overlapped with the cheers. Summon! Magic arrays immediately appeared from below the feet of Touko-sempai and Tsuchiya. After that, mini summoned beasts, with the appearances of their masters and the size of kids, appeared there. So cute! Kotobuki sure is a girl to have no resistance to cute things at all as her eyes glittered the moment she saw the summoned beasts. Tsuchiyas summoned beast looked like a ninja from a drama set in the old era, while Touko-sempais looked like a Middle ages knight with heavy armor and wielding a lance that reaches the heavens.[18] Ohh! The Book Girl looks rather strong! Thats a lance, right! The summoned beasts strength would be determined by the test scores given after a short moment. Both participants scores were displayed on the panel. Fumitzuki Gakuen, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education 560 points. Vs Seijou Gakeun, Amano Touko, Health Education 540 points. Dont lose! Muttsurini! The perverted girl is amazing! The long braids of Touko-sempais summoned beast flipped as the summoned beast itself raised the large lance cheerily and charged forward. Come on! Get ready! Swoosh! The lance charged right at Tsuchiyas summoned beast with unstoppable momentum. Crak Chunk Kachunk kachunk Kachunk This is useless in the first place, right? Eh? Ehhh? Thats weird. No matter how good she was in health education, no matter how strong her summoned beast was, its impossible for Touko-sempai to control the summoned beast when she had zero sports sense. The lance in its hands was just swinging wildly. Ehh! I cant hit it! I cant hit at all! Really, I had absolutely no idea whether shes controlling the lance, or was the lance controlling her. She might had a chance of winning if she could aim properly and slowly attack. At this moment, Tsuchiya, who had been coldly watching Touko-sempai fight hard, suddenly muttered something. Accelerate. Tsuchiyas summoned beast suddenly disappeared from right in front of us, and at the next moment, appeared right behind Touko-sempais summoned beast. Fast! It quickly pulled out a shortsword and attacked Touko-sempais summoned beast. Watch out, Touko-sempai! At this instant, the memory of Tsuchiyas weakness recorded in Maki-sempais notebook suddenly appeared in my mind, and I reached out for Kotobukis skirt right at the last moment. Sorry Kotobuki. At that moment, Kotobukis scream echoed throughout the arena. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OHH! PINK!! WITH WHITE LACES!! The guys all stood up, and Tsuchiya exploded in nosebleed as he collapsed. But right at the next moment, he continued to remain downed as his hands held onto a camera he pulled out from who-knew-where and started taking photos of Kotobuki. EH! And, on seeing Tsuchiyas motionless summoned beast, Touko-sempais spear finally broke through its target. Thud! Tsuchiya himself collapsed in a pool of blood, and his summoned beast soon collapsed afterwards. Tsuchiya Koutas weakness is ero. Tsuchiya, who collapsed face up, grabbed onto the camera tightly onto his chest and showed an ever bliss expression. How unbelievable! Sorry, but I didnt peep. The moment we finished, I took a tongue lashing as my face felt completely red [19]. YOU DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYMORE! YOURE THE WORST! I, I, I HATE YYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!! Kotobuki gave me a slap and blushed as she ran off. Ahh, the lancer ran off. But the second rounds about to begin. In that case, the Seijou Gakuen group could only continue to send Touko-sempai, and Fumitzuki Gakuens lancers Shimada stood on the stage. Humph, I didnt expect you to beat Tsuchiya in health education. But everything ends here. Fufu, looks like this Book Girl here should be able to beat all of you easily. Touko-sempai said rather confidently. Summon! A summoned beast with gold ornaments came out from Shimadas magic array, wielding a sword as it triumphantly entered. On the other side, Touko-sempais summoned beast was the same Middle-Ages knight build, but the weapon this time wasnt a lance, but a rusted spoon. Ehhh, whats going on? Speaking of which, I think the subject tested in the second round is maths. Fumitzuki Gakuen, Shimada Minami, Maths 191 points Vs Seijou Gakuen, Amano Touko, Maths 2 points. The winner was immediately decided as Touko-sempai collapsed on her hands, crying. Uuu, the value of a human isnt decided by sin and cos Seriously, whats with her? Kotobuki wasnt around anymore, so I, as the rearguard, was the only one left. I sighed as I stepped onto the stage. The next battle is chemistry, I suppose. Im good at this subject too. Basically, no questions can beat me here, so nows your chance to beg. Thenplease show some mercy. I nodded. Shimada and my voices then echo. Summon! Like Touko-sempai, my summoned beast was a Medieval Knight, wielding a large sword. Fumitzuki Gakuen, Shimada Minami, Chemistry 170 points Vs Seijou Gakuen, Inoue Konoha, Chemistry 325 points. Wait a second! Youre kidding, right? Such a difference! Shimada was shocked upon seeing the display. Sorry, but Im rather good in my sciences. I gently waved my sword and sliced through Shimadas summoned beast, and the winner was decided. This time, Shimada was the one with her hands on the ground, crying. II lost. THANK YOU~KONOHA!! YOU HELPED TAKE REVENGE FOR THIS SEMPAI YOU ADMIRE! Touko-sempai jumped up happily. I couldnt help but blush. Of, of course not And now, the generals will fight it out! Sakamotos not worth being scared over! Lets go! Konoha! Will it be as simple as you say? Sakamoto kept on smiling throughout this match, not looking concerned at all. Thenlets look at Sakamotos data I scanned through Maki-sempais notes Sakamoto Yuuji, F class representative. Was hailed to be a prodigy before. Has a very adaptive mind, a person that needs to be watched out for. Weakness: Kirishima Shouko. Kirishima Shoukowhos that? Shall I ask the spectators who this person is? As I was feeling bothered, Touko-sempai was giggling beside me as she started talking to Sakamoto. Konoha-kuns a bad boy and likes to argue back, young but looks so lethargic, but he does have good grades. Well definitely win this. Dont forget to break up with Yoshii later. Sakamoto calmly answered, Same for you. Prepare the gift well later. Hm~Konoha-kun will definitely write a love poem for you two. NoIll refuse that. I WONT BE WRITING THAT! Ohh, even Konoha-kun has declared his win. Youre really reliable here. Then, fight for the honor of the literature club and for Mizuki! Ohh~! For Himeji! For some reason, Sakamoto deliberately raised his voice as he glanced at Himeji and Yoshii in the spectators stand. Thats right, were Himejis knights! And Himeji seemed to be rather troubled as she cringed back and lowered her head. Yoshii seemed to be worried about Himeji as he got up from beside her, suddenly looking rather determined. Wait, Yuuji! Ill fight this match! Sakamoto showed a smile. Ah! Akihisa-kun Himeji suddenly widened her eyes. Yoshii looked at her with a serious look and said, Himeji-san, Im an idiot, so I dont know why youre looking so sad, but even if Im an idiot, Ill use an idiots way to help you do something. Youre the most important member of the class, an importantwell Akihisa-ku Himeji seemed to be moved as she looked like she was about to cry. Also, Yoshii looked a lot different from the first time we saw him, giving a manly look as he stepped onto the stage. Then, he patted on Shimadas shoulder as she was distressed due to the defeat, and happily said, Minami, leave the rest to me. You can take it easy now. You actually said for Mizuki Shimada suddenly muttered. Eh? The next moment, Yoshii took a hook from Shimada, AKI, YOU IDDDIIIIIIOOOOOTTTTTTT!!! Uuwh, why, Minamieven if youre flat-chested, long-legged and violent, I never laughed atUWAH!! CRACK!! I, IM NOT A PUNCHING BAGUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT! YOU DONT KNOW MY FEELINGS AT ALL!! I, I WORKED HARD FOR YOUR SAKE!!! IN THE ENDIN THE END, YOURE JUST A BIG IDIOT! A BIG IDIOT!! After some kicking and punching, Shimada went running in the direction where Kotobuki ran off to in tears. All that was left at the scene was a brutally battered Yoshii. Hed already showed blank white eyes. Id dont think hell be able to fight. A cute looking girl (whos wearing a male uniform for some reason) speaking in a weird tone as she looked at Yoshii, painfully shaking her head. Then, since your general fell, what about the match? Will we get an automatic win? At this moment, I hear a clear voice. Let me fight against you, Inoue-kun. The one who stood on the stage wasnt anyone else, but Himeji, who shook off all doubt as she gave a serious look. Mizuki! Touko-sempai, Inoue-kun, Im really grateful that youre my knights. But I cant just be the one being protected. I have to fight for things that are important to methats why, I choose to battle. The gentle smile and the firm expression were really too cool. That Rebecca in the story of ?Ivanhoe? must probably be like this, her back straightened as she stood proudly and elegantly. The gentle girls didnt just know how to fawn. They could also make decisions on their own. This was the heart of pureness and firmness, one that touches the readers to support Rebecca. My lips couldnt help but smile. Un, as you say then, Himeji. The final battle will be between you and me. Thank you! Himeji bowed slightly. Touko-sempai shouted from beside us, Both of you, do your best! Then, both of us called out loudly, Summon! The theme was modern language, and the summoned beasts appeared in the arrays. Himejis summoned beast was the same like us as it was wielding a large sword that didnt fit her cute image. It looked rather strong. And my summoned best was wielding a feather pen. Eh? Feather pen? Fumitzuki Gakuen, Himeji Mizuki, Modern Language 352 points Vs Seijou Gakuen, Inoue Konoha, Modern language 285 points. Luckily, the difference in points wasnt too big. But why a feather pen out of a sudden? The smiling Touko-sempais suddenly appeared in my stare. At that moment, I suddenly thought of what a feather pen could do. Ahh, I seeafter realizing that, I couldnt help but blush. At this moment, Himejis summoned beast closed in. And I raised the fountain pen. Then Gyah! Himejis sword thrust through my summoned beasts chest, deciding this match. Akihisa-kun! I, won! Himeji immediately ran towards Yoshii who collapsed at the side of the stage and held onto his hand as she told him then. Ahahathe match ended before I knew itbut its great that youre revitalized. Un! Yoshii, who was battered to a pulp, endured his pain as he smiled. Himeji was really happy as she stared at him in a blushing manner. The atmosphere was rather harmonious. Alright, its time to give the prize now, right? Konoha-kun, hurry up and write a poem No need for that. I want this one and only luxurious gift in this world. Got it. Go get it, Mizuki. Touko-sempai smiled at Himeji. Ahyes, Ill go get it. Himeji reluctantly left Yoshiis side and scampered off. She then came running back with a basket. The box was opened, and there were cookies that were baked golden yellow, all neatly arranged Th, this is? For some reason, Sakamoto looked completely terrified, and the surrounding students immediately turned pale. Did Himeji make this!? Touko-sempai said happily, Thats right! I thought that if we lost, well offer this one and only thing in the world that has Mizukis feelings to you. Thenif possible, everyone, please try it! WellAkihisa-kun, you too! Eh!? Yoshii was already turned to stone the moment Himeji took out the basket. Great, Akihisa! This is the reward for your hard work. Ill hand Himejis cookies to you. !! Yuuji!! (Nods) What!? Did you just nod too!? Muttsurini!? Akihisa-kundo you feel bothered? Himejis eyes teared up. Uuu. Not at all! Right? Yoshii-kun? Hurry up and swallow it. Thats right, Akihisa! Like a man! Sakamoto pried Yoshiis mouth open, and Touko-sempai dumped Himejis cookies in. -----------------------------------------------------------------! Thud! Yoshiis eyes went blank white as he collapsed onto the floor. Kyah! Akihisa-kun! On hearing Himejis panicked scream, Yoshii tried to lift his face that had turned purple as he started sweating profusely while trying to give her to a smile. Thatsreally a taste thats otherworldly. Himejis face showed a glow. That was a cute smiling face that all the guys would find hard-pressed to resist. Thats great, Mizuki. Come on, Yoshii-kun. Theres still a lot. You have to eat them all. You reap what you sow, Akihisa. Sakamoto and Touko-sempai took turns dumping cookies into Yoshiis mouth. Uwahhh, cough cough, wheeze. Ib lewlly gobe do bie (Im really going to die)------------ After finishing the entire basket of cookies, Yoshii was carted off in an ambulance. Dont worry. I just ate too much accidentally because it was really too delicious. Yoshii said to Himeji in a teeny-weeny voice while being carted off, and her face was beaming brightly. After that, I heard Kotobuki and Shimada became mail friends. It seemed that they met after running off tearily, consoled each other, and had a form of friendship or something. It seemed that Kotobuki was still angry about me lifting her skirt as she would look away in a blushing manner whenever she exchanged stares with me, but I didnt really know the specifics A few days later, Touko-sempai received Himejis mail. She said that Ill do my best for Akihisa-kun. Mizukis really cute. After school, Touko-sempai read the content of the mail as she ripped of the bits of the letter and put it in her mouth as were in the literature clubroom, looking rather satisfied. Un~ its really sweet. Pure, soft, like cotton candy. Itll be great if Mizukis love can well. I started laying out the draft papers, took out a HB pencil and got ready to write 3 themes of stories today. I feel the chances of success is almost 100%. Fufu, yeah. Touko-sempai clamped her elbows on her head as she leaned back, looking at me meaningfully. Hey, Konoha-kun, did you deliberately go easy when fighting against Mizuki? That pen is a stronger weapon than a sword to you. Thats the strongest weapon in the world. I continued scribbling fast, not looking concerned as I answered, I dont understand what youre saying. What a pen could do The me at this moment didnt want to know the answer. Also, I never considered if I could really do it. Speaking of which, was Himejis cookies really so bad that it could kill? Unmaybe...but Yoshii could finish it because anything made by his beloved are all delicious. Its the same even if he faints and gets transported by the ambulance to the hospital. Touko-sempai amicably concluded. And then, her glittering beautiful eyes stared at me as she prompted me with a clear voice, Hurry up, Konoha. Theres still 2 minutes till the submission of 3 stories today. What kind of stories will there be today? Ill eat them all no matter what it is. I wont leave a single word, you know. --END-- ---Extra Episode--- THE WORST! ABSOLUTELY THE WORST! I squatted down on the playground slide as I shouted. I HATE INOUE THE MOST! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT! He actually flipped a girls skirt in front of so many people, and even said what, sorry, but I didnt notice. How unbelievable. Normally, if Inoue had said that he wanted to look, eve, even if its a little embarrassingI could still endure it. But he actually said I didnt see it. Did that mean that he had no interest in my underwear? Or is it that he had no interest even if I was wearing striped underwear, bunny patterned or mature black-lace? So many guys saw my underwear because of Inoue! I might as well kill myself by biting my tongue! IDIOT! YOU IDIOT, INOUE! IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!! As I was sobbing, a ponytailed girl was the same as me, running over in tears. THAT IDIOTIC AKI! She kicked the swing of the playground hard. IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS AT ALL! HE ONLY CARED ABOUT MIZUKI! IM A GIRL TOO! KRACK! BAM! She then kicked the swing that swung one whole round with even more force, and the swing flew too high that the chain got jammed and couldnt move. IDIOT! IDIOT! AKIthat Aki! She continued panting as she grumbled. ShiShimada-san? Shimada seemed to recoil back in shock after hearing the tentative voice from behind, and she suddenly blushed. Ko, Kotobuki? 10 minutes later We were sitting side by side on the bench, voicing out our troubles to each other. I wanted to maintain a cute image in front of Aki, but Akis too dull that I want to beat him. Me too. My face just stiffened when I get to Inoue. I understand. Its their fault in the first place for treating us like guys. He doesnt understand my charm! Inoue too! He peeped at me and even followed up with sorry, I didnt see. What kind of apology is that? UuI cut 5mm of my hair and changed the color of my ribbon, and he didnt notice it! This is a huge blow to a girl! Yeah! Thats why Akis just a thorough idiot! Inoue isnt much reliable either. Hes somewhat foolish, and whenever anything happens, its like hell be the first one apologizing. He only knows how to be kind to Mizuki! He only knows how to follow Touko-sempais orders! I dont want to be bothered with that kind of guy. Same here for Inoue. Both of us had our fists clenched as we said this angry. Bubut Im still concerned. UnI get it. Even if hes an idiot, I just cant let him goI really cant hate himand I cant pretend that I dont like him. Un!! And hes not a complete idiot too. He has a lot of good points like thinking about his friends, and hell work hard for them no matter how small it is. Things just feel better with Aki around Inoue too. He would earnestly help me when Im in trouble, and his smile is really great. Both of us sighed in unison. Then, back to the starting point. Un Ahh~if I were Inoue, Ill be taken aback my soles after seeing a beauty like you, Kotobuki.[20] Not so. You have rather feminine charms too, Shimada-san. Ill be dating you if I were Yoshii. I cant be compared to you, Kotobuki. Im flat-chested. Your legs are long, and you have a slender waist like a model, Shimada. Can I call you Nanase, Kotobuki? This is the first time Im talking to you. Me too. I never expected myself to be talking to others about such things. Can I call you Minami? Of course. Minami. Nanase. Our hot hands were clasped with each other. Several days later Nanase, do you want to go eat crepes with everyone after school? Sorry, I have an appointment. What what? Is it a date~? Nope. I secretly glanced at Inoue, who was chatting with a guy from our class. He probably never heard me talking. Im just going to meet a friend to complain to her about how slow a certain idiot in the class is. Authors Words Hello. Im Nomura Mizuki. This story was published on the 2007 Summer Edition of FBOnline before. At that time, I was chasing the editor-in-charge, asking Baka Test is too interesting. Hurry up! When will the next volume be released? Anyway, I was rather fond of the children in the book that were foolish and cute, and I indulged myself in the quirky and interesting conversations. I kept laughing as I read, and kept getting excited and worried with the plot like a fan. Please tell me if theres a need to write a Crossover for Baka Test! I told the editor-in-charge. In the end, there was this chance, but it clashed with the ?Bungaku Shoujo?s submission date, so we decided to let Kaima-san write it. Its fine to have another crossover. Your thoughts? After that, the editor-in-charge told me the great news. Please let me write! I must definitely write this! And so, I answered. Unexpectedly, when I started writing, I had more expectations of this work I like. No~ Akihisa should be more idiotic. Himeji should be more pitiful. Sakamoto should be cooler. Ahh! I want to let Shouko appear! Hideyoshi never showed up! I like Kudou and Yuuko~ But I experienced more of the world of Baka Test when I was writing. I was really happy. To top it off, Haga Yui-san added the illustrations for this volume. Toukos summoned beast is so cute I want to cuddle it. I even added Minami and Nanases conversation at the end as a bonus. I hope you will like it. Finally, the lastest volume of Baka Test will be sold at the end of November. Inoue-san muttered that it should be December, but the editor-in-charge said confidently that its in November, so please look forward to it. 29 September 2008 Nomura Mizuki. The work uses the following text. Ivanhoe First half? (Written by Sir Walter Scott, translated by Kikuchi Takekazu, Iwanami Bunko, 16 February 1964) Ivanhoe Second half? (Written by Sir Walter Scott, translated by Kikuchi Takekazu, Iwanami Bunko, 16 July 1974) Collaboration Anthology 2 — Idiots, Staircase and Summoned Beasts Collaboration Anthology 2: Idiots, Staircase and Summoned Beasts The distance looked to be about 200m when viewed directly. Kanba Yukihiro sighed as he looked up at this building in front of him. He looked slowly at both left and right side, and there were 12 students, including Yukihiro, standing in front of the terminal that was placed quite some distance away. Their uniforms were of the male and female variety, of different styles. One of them was the uniform Tenguihama Academys Yukihiro was wearing, while the other Feels just like a date. The boy had been muttering sternly since just now. He was wearing the same uniform as Yoshii Akihisas Fumitzuki Academy. The ratio in numbers between Tenguihama and Fumitzuki was 1 is to 1. In other words, there were 6 people on both sides. You ready? Were going to begin. The boy beside Akihisa said. This boy had an athletic frame, sharp eyes and short hair that gave a deep impression. His name was Sakamoto Yuuji, and like Akihisa, he was a second year of Fumitzuki Academy. On a side note, the people on Fumitzuki Academys side were all second years. Yeah, yeah, lets hurry up then! An energetic petite girls voice answered Sakamoto impatiently as the girl jumped around. The girl was Kokonoe Yuuko, and her round cat-like eyes were rolling. She was a third year from Tenguihama. Behind her, a delinquent-looking boy then said, Then, lets begin! His name was Izutsu Ken, a student from Tenguihama, and like Yukihiro, he was a first year. Pl, please take care of me. The one who asked politely was a beauty with nice flowing long hair. She was a student of Fumitzuki Academy, Himeji Mizuki. Please take care of me too. On hearing Himejis greeting, a lanky girl with nice flowing black hair bowed. Also, a bespectacled boy bowed lightly too. The girls name was Amagasaki Izumi, and the boy was Saegusa Souji. Both of them were second years in Tenguihama. Please take care of me! A confident-looking ponytailed girl waved her hand, and a boy with nondescript appearance nodded. The ponytailed-girl was called Shimada Minami, and the nondescript boy was called Tsuchiya Kouta. Both of them were students from Fumitzuki Academy. This atmosphere sure feels comfortable. The last person from Fumitzuki Academy who said this was a pretty girl with a rather unique choice of words. He, Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi, was a student who looked like a pretty girl, albeit sounding rather old-fashioned. Is everyone ready? We can begin. The last person from Tenguihama said. This handsome looking boy who gave off a sharp and primitive vibe looked around at everyone. He was a 3rd year of Tenguihama, Kariya Kengo. Everyone nodded after hearing his words, took a slight breath, and call out. SUMMON! Everything started from a mere moment of inspiration from Kokonoe. This is the one. The people from the school everyones talking about is here! The club president Kokonoe suddenly called out in the club room of the staircase club Yukihiro belonged to, the roof of Tenguihamas first sports hall. She waved a piece of A4 paper, and Yukihiro took a piece of paper from her. Is this test summoning system Fumitzuki Academy a famous school? The paper had a brief introduction of Fumitzuki Academy, which used the test summoning system, and a rough explanation of the activities that would be held the next day. The place was not too far away from here, but Yukihiro did not understand the content on the paper. You havent heard of Fumitzuki Academy, Badge?[2] Its very famous. Kokonoe widened her eyes in shock as she asked. Yukihiro shook his head and asked Izutsu beside him, Do you know? What do you mean? I did hear of Fumitzuki Academy before. Its that high school that assigns classes according to test scores, right? Fumitzuki Academy, is it? Saegusa helped elaborate on the vague explanation Izutsu gave. They sort the students according to their grades starting from the second year, and imported a world-leading system, the test summoning system, where they could call out summoned beasts whose strength is based on the test results. Summoned beasts, huh? Sounds like a video game. Yukihiro muttered. Saegusas eyes lit up as he nudged his glasses up, saying, Yeah, thats a kind of game. Besides, the students in the class had to use the summoned beasts for battle. Ah, battle? Yeah. I just said that they sort classes based on the scores. As for the class facilities, the highest ranked A class differ greatly from the lowest ranked F class. If they wanted to study in a good environment, they would need to work hard to enter the better class. Thus, students would have to fight using battles to decide whos better. The strength of the summoned beasts are proportional to their scores, so if they want to have a better classroom, they would have to work hard to get better scores. In that case, the students would work harder on their own to get better scores. This was the aim of the school. Sounds really hot-blooded. Izutsu sighed out as he said. However, Yukihiro was still puzzled. But the normal test scores are 100 at maximum, right? There has to be a limit no matter what, so how can they pull this gap? Most of the schools are as such. However, Fumitzuki Academys test scoring system doesnt have an upper limit, only a time limit, and there is an unlimited number of questions. In other words, they are to answer as many questions as possible within a given time. Theres no concept of full marks there, and its said that someone got 500 points in a single subject. Wow Izutsu called out. How is it? Its nice, right? The Fumitzuki Academy system introduction talk will begin tomorrow. I got a piece of this paper from the staffs office printer. Kokonoe happily took the piece of paper from Yukihiro. Is this really fine? Yukihiro asked. Theres still more. Kokonoe answered nonchalantly. Then, how about everyone go take a look during the next rest period? Amagasaki, who had been listening silently, cautiously raised her hand to raise her opinion, but Kokonoe shook her head and said. What are you saying, Izumi-chan? Why should we wait for so long? Lets go now! They already printed the promotional poster beforehand, so that means that theres some form of preparation for the event going on, and the people involved are going over there to play. Isnt this too sneaky? I feel we have the right to take part too. Such a lame argument. Yukihiro sighed as he looked around for help. At this moment, Kariya, who did not show much in this conversation, stepped forward to say. I dont care about any preparations beforehand, but were not people involved in this, so we have no rights to take part. Lets begin club activity today. Kariya interrupted the conversation skillfully, but Kokonoe would not give up. What are you saying? Were related personnel here. Look! Kokonoe put the piece of paper in front of Kariya, and pointed at the words on it. Kariya merely answered with an oh. The event is sponsored by Izumis family company, Tenma Corporation. Kariya looked over at Amagasaki, who responded shyly with a yes. But I dont have too much involvement Thats how it is. As Izumi-chans friend, everyone in the staircase club have the right to take part in this activity beforehand. Lets get going! But theres a problem with whether theres a preparatory event before hand Well, Im not too certain actually Okay okay. Everyone, lets get ready. Theres not much time left. At Kokonoes insistence, Yukihiro and the rest had to be there. Everyone managed to get there successfully. Of course, the preparatory event did not happen. Just like that, Kokonoe happily looked around, saying that there would be something interesting. There were no guards assigned at the entrance, and as there were many office vehicles entering and leaving, the gates were wide open. They knew that it would be bad to enter on their own, so Kokonoe could only stand at the entrance and look inside. Theres nothing special here. Lets hurry back, prez. Kariya said from behind Kokonoe. Yukihiro and the gang were at the Amagasaki Conference plaza that would be used for the briefing the next day. This place belonged to the Tenma Corporation, and was loaned to Fumitzuki Academy for this activity. It seemed that both sides were planning some event together, but Amagasaki herself did not know the details. Oi, are you done? Kariya wanted to grab Kokonoe by the collar, but she cried out. The kids moving the podium. Kokonoe was not saying anything really shocking. However, her round eyes got even rounder. She looked back at Yukihiro and the rest and waved at them. The gang could only move over. What is it, Kokonoe-sempai? Is there anything shocking here That was a podium that would be used for an orchestra, taller than a human, yet the kid was able to move it easily. Kariya was speechless. The kid that was moving the large podium with his back facing Yukihiro and the gang was walking and soon vanished behind the building. Lets start chasing after it. Suddenly, Kokonoe charged out before anyone could stop her. Izutsu followed her, and then, Kariya, Amagasaki, Yukihiro, and Saegusa followed suit. There seemed to be a tail behind the kid that was moving the podium, and its ears seemed to be sharp. Even if it was a kid, its body proportions were weird. The limbs were unnaturally short, and the head was very big. If its size were of an ordinary persons, it might even be seen as a puppet. However, as it was less than 1m tall, that would be impossible. Dont you find that kid strange? Yukihiro asked Saegusa behind him, and Saegusa merely curled his lips without answering. At this moment, they heard a gruff voice from the front. Yoshii, put this on the stage. The workers will be here soon. Yukihiro got over to Kokonoe and the rest who were hiding in the shadows of the building and looked over. That kid put the podium on the stage, and there were a few adults who looked like workers. Not too far away from them was a man who looked like a sports teacher. He was dressed in shorts and pants, seemingly showing off his tan muscles as he instructed the boy beside him. That boy was Yoshii Akihisa. He, who was wearing the uniform of Fumitzuki Academy, was looking tired as he stared at the podium. Se, sensei, Ill be grateful here if you let me rest. On hearing Akihisas words, the teacher folded his arms. What? How useless you are, Yoshii. You cant take it after a mere 5 hours of manual labor? NoIm a human compared to you, Irono, Nishimura-sensei. Oh really? Youre saying as if Im not human. Ah, no. I guess you can be considered a human, Nishimura-sensei.[3] Yoshii, grit your teeth and keep working. Huh? Why? That sport teacher-looking man (it seemed that he was called Nishimura-sensei) had a manzai[4]-like conversation with Akihisa. Soon, the teacher relented. Never mind. Ill let you rest for a while. Thanks. How long do I need to rest? Hm. 3 seconds will do. Dont I even have a minute? Is it even legal to have rest periods in single-digit seconds? Just kidding. Just rest whenever you want when Im not calling you.[5] The man said that as he moved towards the stage, and Akihisa sat down relaxed. The kid that moved the podium ran to him. Really, you cant just boss me around like that even if its punishment Akihisa muttered as he looked over at the kid. The kid suddenly vanished. Ah, no way! Kokonoe called out, and Akihisa, who heard that voice, immediately lifted his head. Both their stares met each other, and Kokonoe ran to Akihisa before shouting loudly. Wheres the kid? Where did you hide him? Spill it! Ah? Youre mistaken right? I didnt kidnap any kid.[6] Fess up if you dont want to suffer. I have evidence here! Kokonoe continued pressing on, and Akihisa lowered his head. Yukihiro and the rest came out from the shadows, and they had to stop Kokonoe from going out of control. At this moment, they saw three people walk towards Kokonoe and Akihisa. I saw it for myself. You abducted the kid and did terrible things to him. Kokonoe forcefully interrogated Akihisa, and Akihisa was unable to process what was going on perhaps due to things happening too suddenly. He muttered, What should I do? Should I admit it?[7] So thats how it is, Akihisa. You finally did it in the end. I knew youll end up going down this path sooner or later[8] I didnt expect you to abduct a kid, a boy at that, you pervert! You definitely have that kind of perverted preference![9] Theres still time to repent. Reflect and repent on your actions, Akihisa.[10] The trio walking towards Akihisa said with serious expressions. Just when everyone thought that Akihisa would cry out Im sorry, everyone, Im guilt., he suddenly stood up. WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SPOUTING! DONT CALL OTHERS A CRIMINAL LIKE THAT! ALSO, WHY ARE YOU HERE ANYWAY, YUUJI, MINAMI, HIDEYOSHI!? I THOUGHT IM THE ONLY ONE BROUGHT HERE FOR PUNISHMENT!? Akihisa asked the students who suddenly appeared. Quick thinking there. So so. Sakamoto Yuuji and Shimada Minami whispered. Sakamoto then answered. Thats because you interestingsituation worries us. Thats why we came here. Did you just say interesting? I said that youre interesting. Besides, youre an interesting guy no matter when. Yeah yeah. Youre the most interesting guy in school.[11] The way you come up with excuses when youre late is a classic. You actually unabashedly said to Ironman that the traffic lights didnt turn green there. Its nothing impressive Akihisa, youre really an idiot. Werent you praising me just now, Yuuji? Yeah, just treat it as such. Speaking of which, is it really fine to leave those guys over there? At this moment, Yukihiro and the rest could finally join in the conversation. I apologize for this idiots actions. Im a 3rd year from Tengurihama Academy nearby, Kariya Kengo. This person here is Kokonoe Yuuko. Sorry for intruding, but we just came to scout the place. Youre Tengurihama students? Kariya quickly stepped forward to press on Kokonoes head as he introduced himself. Sakamoto patted Akihisa on the shoulder too, and said, I want to apologize for this idiots rude actions. Im Sakamoto Yuuji, and this guy is While talking, he turned to look at Akihisa, and said in a puzzled manner, Whos this guy? Ah? Whats with you, Yuuji? You suddenly lost your memory? Speaking of which, whore you? Never met you before. Shimada and Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi showed puzzled expressions after Sakamoto. In this situation, Akihisa was shocked. Who, who am I? Didnt they call you Akihisa? Yukihiro said. Someone even called you Yoshii just now. I guess your name is Yoshii Akihisa, right? Saegusa added. At this moment, Sakamoto and the rest gave looks for regret. Seriously, they saw through it so quickly. How rude. I nearly forgot who I am there. Akihisa heaved a sigh of relief as he grumbled to Sakamoto and the rest. I think youre really amazing to forget who you are just because of a little problem. Shimada sighed as she shook her head. Akihisa stared at her with a hurt expression as he said. Wha, what? Youre saying it as if Im an idiot. Youre obviously one. Sakamoto then left these words, and then said to Yukihiro and the rest. His idiocy is at this level, Yoshii Akihisa, the most symbolic idiot amongst our second year, no, amongst our entire school. Really? On hearing Sakamotos introduction, Yukihiro could only answer back vaguely. Wow, so this is a summoned beast. How cute. After the introductions, Kokonoe looked at Akihisas summoned beast and said this happily. According to Akihisa, he was called here to help with the preparations as a punishment. Sakamoto and the rest were his friends, and they came to watch him. The other schools will probably find this interesting. Try training this guy. This guy likes having other people train it. Sakamoto said to Kokonoe, who giggles as she said, Really? Let me try. Kokonoe then reached her hand out. Ah? Hold on. Whats going on? Akihisa did not understand. Sakamoto whispered to him, Akihisa, show her our schools specialty. You might get your punishment reduced. Really? Yeah, I can guarantee it? Got it! Kokonoe-sempai, you can train it all you want. Before Kokonoe could even start teasing, Akihisas summoned beast was kicked away by Shimada. Is that even possible? How can you even let yourself get tricked by Sakamoto like that? Because hes an idiot. Hes an idiot. Sakamoto, and Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi nodded. As of this point, Akihisa was kneeling on the ground, painfully clutching his stomach. Minamitheres no need to kick me when you remind me, right? Sorry, I just came back from overseas. I dont really understand Japanese well. YOURE LYING, YOURE DEFINITELY LYING THERE! Lets not talk about this for now. Kokonoe interrupted Akihisas grumbling and started talking about the summoned beasts. Normally, summoned beasts cant be called out without a teacher present. However, this plaza has a summoning boundary set all over this place, so we can call out summoned beasts like this guy. Then, you can call out your summoned beast too, right, Sakamoto-kun? Of course. With Kokonoes request, Summon! Sakamoto shouted. An 80cm tall summoned beast then appeared at Sakamotos feet. Kokonoe happily reached for the summoned beast. Huh? However, she could not touch it. Her outstretched hand went through the summoned beasts body. Normally, summoned beasts cant be touched. Only summoned beasts can touch each other. However, this guys summoned beast is special, and you can step on it like this. Yuuji said as he kept stamping on Akihisas summoned beast. WAIT, YUUJI! IT FEELS WEIRD WHEN YOURE STEPPING ON MY SUMMONED BEAST LIKE THIS! Akihisa cried out on agony on the floor. That means its fine when its Himeji? [12] You hesitated!? Your tastes arent ordinary! Shimada took two steps back, and Akihisa hurriedly tried to defend himself. No, thats not it. I wasnt hesitating! Just imagining! YOU BIG PERVERT!! This time, Shimada didnt aim for the summoned beast, but sent a kick right at Akihisas stomach. Speaking of which, where did Himeji and Muttsurini go? Sakamoto easily changed the topic as he looked around. I dont know about Mizuki, but Im not sure about Tsuchiya either Shimada answered. At this moment, Akihisa quickly got up. What? Dont tell me Himeji-san and Muttsurini are together, Minami? No, Tsuchiya just disappeared out of a sudden. This is bad. I hope Muttsurini wont do anything rash.[13] We might end up having to call the cops soon. Kinosh*ta and Sakamoto said with serious expressions. On a side note, despite looking seriously, Sakamotos foot was still stepping on Akihisas summoned beast. Excuse me Just when Yukihiro was about to ask about Tsuchiya, Kariya behind him raised his hand. Is the student you call Tsuchiya this guy? Everyone looked back and saw that Tsuchiya Kouta was tied up by Kariya and Izutsu, shaking his head continuously for some reason. This guy was basically sprawled on the floor trying to peep at the upskirt of Izumi-chan, and we suppressed him Tsuchiya shook his head. Really? Sorry to trouble you guys. Sakamoto got Tsuchiya over, and Tsuchiya shook his head harder with Akihisa and the rest looking at him. Lets see what ideas you have, Muttsurini. Why were you crawling? Sakamoto and Shimada questioned, and Tsuchiya whispered. Observing ants.[14] Seriously, do you think youre a primary school kid? Sakamoto seemed somewhat lethargic, and Yukihiro felt the same as well. Ah, Akihisa-kun, everyones here. At this moment, a pretty girl with nice flowing hair and slender body came running over. She was Himeji Mizuki. Its great that youre alright! Akihisa happily went over, and got tripped by Shimada. Wha, whats going on? Are you alright, Akihisa-kun? Himeji showed a puzzled expression, and Shimada muttered that it was nothing as she stepped onto Akihisa, keeping Himeji behind her. Why do I feel that I had been stamped on ever since just now? It hurts! Akihisa was suddenly rolling on the floor, and Shimada could only move her foot away and ask, Whats with you? Akihisa stared at his summoned beast. Eh? Will the owner feel pain when the summoned beast is grabbed? Kokonoe continued to tease Akihisas summoned beast. Of, of course it will. When my summoned beast takes damage, some of the feedback will be reflected back on the owner Oh! is that so? Kokonoe answered as she started grabbing the summoned beasts arms and play with them like dolls. Akihisa started rolling around in pain. Please stop. Amazing. I totally respect you for being able to even do this. Sakamoto showed his fear and admiration for Kokonoe. Stop it, Yuuko. Kariya grabbed the summoned beast from Kokonoes demonic clutches. Akihisa finally got release as he laid on the floor, panting heavily. Kokonoe looked unhappy as her toy (?) was taken away. Sakamoto and the rest looked at each other, and Saegusa took out his laptop and said, Normally, the summoned beasts arent used for playing for this particular reason. But as this is an event ground, anyone can summon as long as they take the tests. The activity starts tomorrow, but the system is set up, right? That old hag..old principal does things very quickly, so I guess she already got things set up. Sakamoto answered. The eyes hidden behind Saegusas glasses showed a glint. Then, can you bring us to where the terminal is? I may be able to activate it in this case. Yukihiro and the rest head towards the arena where the terminal for the test summoning system was. Saegusa plugged the laptop into the terminal, hacked into the system, and activated the system that was on standby. Then, lets look at everyones abilities. The teachers in charge of the subjects will normally be the ones deciding the subject for the summoned beasts use. However, everyone can summon using their favorite subject, so go ahead and test yourself with your best subject. Okay. Kokonoe was the first one to run over, and Yukihiro was the next, running enthusiastically forward to try this. Yukihiro chose maths as his subject, since he was often forced to study maths as his older sister was a maths teacher. He had most confidence in this subject. The time limit is one hour. Get ready Yukihiro put his watch on the table and started answering the questions. An hour later, Yukihiro and the rest got their summoned beasts. Wah! How cute! Theyre really cute! Everyone, check out my summoned beast! Kokonoe danced around excitedly once she saw her summoned beast. The mini Kokonoe-chan started dancing with her movements. It was a girl with tiger ears and tail. Kokonoe-sempai, your summoned beasts movements are really refined. Yukihiro looked at his summoned beast as he said. His summoned beast could only do simple movements as he was not used to controlling them. Izutsu and the rest were the same. Ah, everyone, look at Izumi-chans summoned beast. Its pretty. I want a bracelet too! Kokonoe, who was letting her summoned beast jump, squealed after seeing Amagasakis summoned beast. Amagasakis summoned beast was wearing a bracelet, and had small black wings on its back. If its wearing a bracelet, it means that it has high points. Amazing, Amagasaki-san. Himeji called out in amazement. Kariya and Saegusa whispered, Oh. I have one too. Me too. Though I have less than 500 points. Yukihiro looked at his summoned beast unhappily. His summoned best did not have the bracelet like theirs. He thought that his scores would not be high, but still passable. Thus, he felt somewhat unhappy. Next, lets fight using our summoned beast, everyone. Kokonoes summoned beast danced around like the owner, not showing any signs of authority. But how do we fight when our summoned beasts dont have any weapons? Sumo? Akihisa explained that the summoned beasts would normally have weapons. But, after considering the safety issue for this arena, they redesigned the summoned beasts such that they would not have any weapons. Fufufu. Just what I want. I dont need any weapons or sorts, because the upcoming battle is Kokonoe showed a nonchalant smile. Well be running up the stairs using summoned beasts! Akihisa was so surprised that his eyes became dots. A race up the stairs. It was a match where the participants would have to run up the stairs in the school and cause havoc for others. Kokonoes proposal was to use the summoned beasts to run inside the plaza. This is a little too Sakamoto immediately shook his head after hearing Kokonoes words. He revealed a shocked expression. Whats bad about it? its very interesting. Well, to us, thats Sakamoto opposed strongly. This was a normal reaction, and Yukihiro heaved a sigh of relief. It seemed that he was a reasonable person. Ah, how about this then? Kokonoe clapped and said, The first place can get a reward. Helping the first place get a wish is something we can definitely do with all we have. Ill take part then. Sakamoto immediately decided.[15] Huh!? Wasnt your attitude just now so adamant? Yukihiro could not help but exclaim. Everyones reaction was the same as Sakamoto scratched his head and said. This is just taking a step back. You have no intent on denying your filthy intent, do you? Akihisa muttered softly. In that case, you dont intend to take part, do you? Please let me take part, Sakamoto-kun! No, Sakamoto-sama! Akihisa immediately knelt down to beg without hesitation. Akihisa, has your pride been eaten by a dog? Sakamotos stare showed a pitiful look. Alright then, lets decide the course. Kokonoe looked around, finally pointed at a building, and said, Over there then. The flag on the roof. Whoever reaches there will be the winner. Yukihiro looked over at that building. The roof of the building had a pole with a raised flag. The one to reach the top will be the winner. Alright, its decided. But what about the rest? Sakamoto looked around at the other Fumitzuki students. Im in. (nods) Kinosh*ta and Tsuchiya decided to take part too. Ye, yeah Well Shimada and Himeji looked at Akihisa, who noticed Shimadas stare as he asked. Is there anything, Minami? It, its nothing! Im just thinking that I can beat you up if I win. Wait a moment. I think itll be a problem if you take part, Minami. We all have different wishes. Everyones different anyway. Sakamoto and Kokonoe immediately denied Akihisas proposition. Ill take part too. At this moment, Himeji said with a firm tone. I wont let Minami-chan beat Akihisa-kun, so I Himeji realized that she spoke too much at one go, and blushed as she lowered her head. Ah? So? So what about me? Do you want to beat me up, Himeji-san? Himeji did not answer, and Akihisa was very shocked. Its decided then, Mizuki. Youre in trouble, Akihisa. Huh? No, I dont mean this. But it might be good if Himeji-san herself did it. Idiot. Amidst the chaos, Akihisas face took a direct punch from Shimada. Either way, the preparations were complete. Normally, the summoned beasts could only be with them. However, the entire venue was set up with the boundary, so the summoned beast could move on their own at any place they wanted. Also, as this activity involved a summoned beast race, there was a monitor set up in the plaza, and the participants could see where their summoned beasts were. They could see where all their summoned beasts were on the largest screen, and there were multi-direction helmets[16] placed in the terminals that were placed some distance away. Saegusa took one of them up and started explaining. Whats the name of this kind of helmet? Well, nevermind. Anyway, its developed to send the signals throughout the entire venue. By putting it on, you can see things from the summoned beasts perspective. Theres a mic in it, so its possible to hear the summoned beasts conversations. You sure do understand this. Were seeing this for the first time ourselves. On hearing Sakamoto say this, Saegusa merely answered softly, I did some investigations. The route is completely freestyle, but as the summoned beasts cant grab things or pass through walls and floors, they cant enter the building without an open door. If you want to get to the roof, you can only by the outer wall. Saegusa explained calmly. The target building in question was a 20 storey building. As of this point, there was no one around, so it was fine to have this tournament. However, even if the summoned beasts were the ones running, it was scary to climb up a 20 storey build. Theneveryone, on your marks Saegusa gave the signal, and all the participants scattered. The terminals were set up set that 4 people could use one. Yukihiro walked towards one before someone grabbed him by the shoulder. Youre Kanba, right? Can I have some time from you? It was Sakamoto. He had Akihisa and Kinosh*ta beside him. Yukihiro felt nervous as he was surrounded by the trio. Is, is there anything? Why call me out of a sudden? Dont be scared. We have something to discuss with you. Sakamoto put his hand on Yukihiros back and whispered. Lets work together. Huh? Lets work to win this, I, Akihisa, Hideyoshi, and you Kanba. This is a personal race, you know. Yukihiro frowned. Sakamoto nodded and said, Of course, this is a personal race no one will have any grumbles about no matter who wins. But if this keeps up, those with the bracelets will end up leading the pack. The ones with the bracelets? The guys with the summoned beasts equipped with bracelets. You have Kariya, Saegusa, and Amagasaki, right? Our school has Himeji and Muttsurini. Their summoned beasts base stats are very high, so its impossible to beat them one on one. Kinosh*ta finished. Sakamoto said with a stern expression. We have to unite in order to beat them, understand? Yeah, but why me? Izutsu and Kokonoe-sempai dont have bracelets either. Thats because I feel that its easiest to brino, pull you in. Sakamoto patted Yukihiro on the shoulder had. Yukihiro felt that they were suspicious, but he agreed as it seemed to be interesting if they did so. Alright, lets win, the 4 of us. Sakamoto raised his fist, and Yukihiro followed him. The match finally began as everyone put on their helmets and wait for Kokonoes command. Everyone ready! Kokonoe called out with a loud voice. Get ready, start! On the mark, the 12 summoned beasts rushed out and pulled some distance away from each other. Running first was Himeji, Kariya, Saegusa, Amagasaki, and Tsuchiya. Kokonoe, Izutsu, and Shimada followed behind, and the last ones where Yukihiro and the rest. Well, is it really alright to have such a large gap? Yukihiro asked Akihisa, who snorted back as he chuckled. Of course. We got a plan for it. He answered confidently. Then, he looked at Yuuji and said. Yuuji thought of it. WHY DID YOU FORCE SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE PLANNING ENTIRELY!? Yukihiro could not help but shout out. Sakamoto looked behind and gave a definite answer. I already thought of more than 300 ways to mess with Akihisa. Wait, Yuuji! What are you thinking? Well, obviously, to make you suffer. You didnt say that just now! Infighting began as Yukihiro looked over worriedly at each other. Kinosh*ta said to him. Relax, theyre always like this as theyre in love anyway.[17] DONT SPOUT NONSENSE THERE, HIDEYOSHI!! Akihisa shouted at Kinosh*ta, who reluctantly shrugged with his arms wide. His summoned beast itself gave a pretty expression, and Yukihiro seemed to look at little lost there. Lets stop arguing and put our plan into action. Sakamoto suddenly looked serious. Yukihiro lifted his head to look at the main screen, and saw that the other summoned beasts had already pulled quite some distance away from them. Just as planned. Sakamoto too looked at the main screen and smirked ominously. The largest screen showed the locations of all the summoned beasts. From the summoned beasts viewpoints, the image on the screen looked like they were floating in the air. The front-most group were moving down their own roads, Himeji, Kariya, Saegusa and Amagasaki. Running down the shortest path, away from them was Tsuchiyas summoned beast. Everyone sure is fast. We wont be able to catch up if this keeps up. Yukihiro whispered. Akihisa nodded and prompted Yuuji. Wait, lets set the traps. Sakamoto stopped once he said that. Yukihiro and the rest stopped running too. What are we going to do? Well leave this to Akihisa. Wheres that thing? No problems. I have it here. Akihisa answered Sakamoto as he showed something on his hand. It was hard to tell, but it seemed like this was a photo. But will that Muttsurini really bite on it? We bought this from him, you know? No problems! I have confidence. Yeah, that guys a guy too, so hell definitely be baited Sakamoto said definitely. Suddenly, he stopped. Kinosh*ta stood around too. Yukihiro took off his helmet as he heard some soft whispers, and looked over at Sakamoto. Hideyoshi, before everythings ready, change into this. Why? What does changing costumes have to do with this contest? You probably dont know, but theres a huge factor. Hurry up and change! With Sakamotos prompting, Kinosh*ta went to a shaded area to change and let out some thoughts, In that case As Yukihiro pricked his eyes to hear the content of the plan. Swoosh. Something rushed over with a gust of wind. It was so fast that Yukihiros eyes could not catch up. As he looked around, he heard Kinosh*tas voice. What are you doing, Muttsurini? Thisthis is embarrassing? The sounds of the shutter being pressed and the flashes came from the shade of the trees. Yukihiro stared at Sakamoto speechlessly. Now we got ourselves some time. You ready, Akihisa? Yeah. This is my perfect trap. Its definitely foolproof. Yukihiro heard Akihisas unreliable words as he put on the helmet. He saw what was obviously a trap. I say. Dont you often see this in mangas or something? There were many twigs and grass laid on the ground, basically declaring that there was a hole there. It looked unnatural even for a dirt path. Also, there were several photos amongst the twigs in the middle of the trap. That would most likely be the trap. Anyone who rush forward to get the photos would definitely fall into the traps. Its about 5m deep. I really find myself amazing for being able to do this in such a short time. Yeah. Sakamoto answered Akihisa, who was gleefully indulging in self-praise, coldly, and continued Ah, oi. What shots are you takingno, no. Theres nothing much to see. The weird lewd laughter and ridiculously fast shutter pressing could be heard from the shadows. Is it really alright to work with these guys? At this moment, Yukihiro had a bigger doubt. The direct distance would be around 200m if they move forward, but moving down the path to the destination would take at least 3 times the distance. As they were not used to controlling the summoned beasts, Kariya and the rest could not move down the path. Himeji herself though kept moving through, perhaps because she was serious. Kokonoe was unexpectedly adept at controlling her summoned beast, but she did not take the shortest path, but just went around running curiously. Izutsu was trying to follow her from behind. Shimada was close to them, but she was running an independent route. Yukihiro was not used to controlling them, but managed to move down the shortest path with Sakamoto and Akihisas lead. Akihisas summoned beast carried Kinosh*tas summoned beast as it continued to run, and he was able to do this because the summoned beast could touch physical objects. Not too far away from where Yukihiro and the rest progressed, there was a tall wall that appeared in front of them. Everyone felt that they had to move around, but Sakamoto told them, Its fine. Lets keep moving. Yuuji, Ive changed. As Yukihiro kept running, Kinosh*ta had finished changing. The sounds of the shutter arrived at the same time. Yukihiro took off his helmet and looked back, flabbergasted. Id say, why am I dressed like this? Kinosh*ta was dressed in a cheongsam. Ah, its actually nothing. Just everyones request. What do you mean? On hearing Sakamotos answer, Kinosh*ta asked. Tsuchiyas fingers continued to press the shutter, and it was so fast that there were afterimages. Also, the photos were taken from all directions. (Oh) Tsuchiya did not say anything as he merely gave a thumbs up. It was unknown what that was about. I say, what are you doing On hearing Yukihiros words, Tsuchiya quickly fished out 5 photos. Yukihiro saw the photos, and immediately blushed. Huh? These? What for? 300 yen for a set. No, thats not it. Im just saying that it, it feels a little wrong, in many aspects. What are you saying? Theres nothing wrong about this as a man! Akihisa stood beside the flustered Yukihiro, rummaging through his wallet. He then lowered his dejected shoulders and said. I can only drink white sugar water for this month. Drink? White sugar water? To Yukihiro, these words were a vague combination to him. Muttsurini, you should be heading back to the match. Sakamoto said to Tsuchiya, who was still lying prone the fall, taking photos. He heard Sakamotos words, and Itll be fine. He answered. If anything happens, Ill accelerate immediately. Really? But what about these? Sakamoto handed his helmet over to Tsuchiya. The helmet showed that trap. !? Tsuchiyas eyes dazzled as he went back to his terminal with the roar of the wind. It was really an astonishing speed. As Yukihiro again put on the helmet, Tsuchiyas summoned beast had already returned to the course. They did not see it a moment ago, and that was really speedy as Tsuchiyas summoned beast quickly got to the place the photos were laid. Ah. Yukihiro could not help but exclaim. Tsuchiyas defenceless summoned beast fell into that simple trap. Huh? Wait, I remember that besides Yoshii-kuns summoned beast The other summoned beasts could not touch physical objects. Yukihiro took off his helmet and went towards Tsuchiyas terminal. As expected, Tsuchiya himself was not there. He must have ran to the scene himself. He got away. Now Muttsurinis out. One opponent down. Sakamoto smirked ominously like a yakuza boss, causing Yukihiro to feel a chill down his spine. Lets hurry too, Kanba. Hows the rest doing? The forward group including Kariya-sempai has finished half the course. Were definitely closer in terms of distance, but the wall in front of us Yukihiro, who was overwhelmed by Sakamotos presence, answered honestly. Sakamoto and Akihisa gave smirks of ill intent. Its perfect, Yuuji. Thats right. We got the win. May I ask, what are we going to do next? Yukihiro put on the helmet again as he asked. Akihisa stared at the wall in front of him and answered. Well do this. Akihisa said. His summoned beast threw Kinosh*tas summoned beast off its back, towards the wall. Kinosh*tas summoned beast passed through the wall and landed on the other side. How rough of you. Kinosh*ta exclaimed. It wont hurt, Kanba. You can pass through too. Akihisas summoned beast threw Yukihiros summoned beast before he could even respond. Yukihiros summoned beast passed through the wall in the same way and landed. Sakamotos summoned beast then flew over. Didnt expect that from you, Yoshii-kun. Yukihiro praised Akihisa, who, after he heard that Are you praising me? Akihisa exclaimed in shock. Yukihiro nodded. Kanba-kun, youre really a good guy. A touched voice could be heard from the other side of the wall. Its just a little praising. Is there a need to be so ridiculous? Akihisa actually got praised by someone. There should be blood raining tomorrow.[18] The end of the world may be here.[19] Sakamoto and Kinosh*ta showed shocked expressions too, and Yukihiro himself did not know how to respond. My turn next! How do I get over, Yuuji? Akihisa asked Sakamoto happily, but Through will. Sakamoto merely made up a ridiculous answer as he suggested back. Huh? Havent you thought of anything!? Then, well be on our way. Wait, dont leave me! Take care of yourself, Akihisa. Ill have your share of happiness as well.[20] DAMN YOU, YUUJI. DOUBLE-CROSSING ME LIKE THAT! Akihisa roared angrily. Sakamoto and Kinosh*tas summoned beasts continued on. The end point was right in front of them. Damn it. Just wait and see how I break this mere wall[21] Well, Yoshii-kun Yukihiro said to Akihisa who said these vicious words. Cant you just something at the side to support? Your summoned beasts can move things anyway. Akihisa, who was preparing to destroy the wall, finally calmed down. After a while, I had this intention in the first place.[22] He grinned as he said this. Akihisa moved something over, and quickly got over the wall. Alright, lets go, Kanba-kun. Lets send that bastard Yuuji into his grave. Why are you saying such things? Arent you friends? Who do you say are friends here? Just pretend I never said anything. Yukihiro saw Akihisas ferocious attitude and swallowed back his words. Thud Everyone looked up after hearing the sound of something landing. Tsuchiya himself fell into the hole.[23] Someone actually fell into such a trap. Yukihiro saw Tsuchiya at the bottom of the hole, clutching his precious photos and looking really gracious. In some aspects, that guy was rather amazing. Oi, Yuuji, well have to settle this. What? How did you get over, Akihisa!? Humph, I used the car nearby as a stepping stone to climb over. Impossible! How is your stupid brain able to think of such a method, Akihisa! You dont even know how to take down a banana dangling from the ceiling. Itd seemed like its Kanbas suggestion. That Akihisa cant even think of using a stepping stone to take down a banana. Do we have to even ask? Were right, arent we? Shouldnt we be sad for ourselves? Youre right, but Id say, wouldnt be it better to omit the part about the banana? Yukihiro and Akihisa caught up to Sakamoto and Kinosh*ta who ran off first. Both of them were at the wall of the building. Their summoned beasts could not open the door with their hands, so they could only climb by the outer wall and to the roof. Akihisa looked at both of them, that were about to reach the 3rd level, and said. I think thats it. Still too early to give up. Lets climb. But if we fall, the damage will hit my body. I dont know how painful itll be if I fall down from such a high place Then Yukihiro looked at the side door in front of him, and said to the pale looking Akihisa. Well go in by there. How? Your summoned beast can open the door, Yoshii-kun. Of, of course. I intended to do so anyway.[24] Akihisa was sweating in beads on his forehead as he smiled and said this. He then opened the door and entered. Yukihiro then followed in. Alright, weve reversed the situation now. Lets get rid of Yuuji. Akihisa climbed the stairs as he yelled. Yukihiro himself did not know what he wanted to do. Akihisa got to the corridor of the 4th level and stood near the window. The window was a little open, but such an opening was enough for the small summoned beast. Yuuji! Ill send you to your grave today! Akihisa said this as his summoned beast raised its fist at Sakamotos summoned beast that was climbing up the wall. Then Shut up. Sakamoto launched a beautiful counter first. Oh yeah, Akihisas summoned beast can open doors. Tch, this guy still has some use. Akihisa fell back. Sakamoto and Kinosh*ta climbed into the building too. Oh yeah, did you close the door on the 1st level? Huh? Isnt that an automatic door? Yukihiro recalled that he did not close the door when he entered. This is bad. Himeji and the rest can enter. Kinosh*ta looked at the main screen as he said this. Yukihiro and the rest looked over, and saw Kariya and the other 3 enter the building through the open door. Akihisa, well have a ceasefire here. Lets build a blockade. Go, got it! But why do I feel that Im the one being hurt? Let me say this. Youre the one in charge of building it. WHAT!? Shut up. Sakamoto again sent Akihisa sprawling on the floor. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YUUJI! Alright, hurry up and drag those chairs over or anything to create a blockade. I have to win here. Youre rather motivated. Kinosh*ta looked at Sakamoto, who had bloodshot eyes, and said this. Sakamoto let out what sounded like a scream. OF COURSE! I MUST GET BACK MY WEDDING CERTIFICATE FROM SHOUKO WITHIN A YEAR! YOU GUYS HAVE TO HELP ME. NO, I DEFINITELY NEED YOUR HELP HERE! Forget about it and get married with Kirishima. Wont that be fine? Im really envious here.[25] Akihisa mocked the enraged Sakamoto as if it did not concern him. Sakamoto grabbed him on the collar and shock him. You bastard. Well, sorry to interrupt Yukihiro said to them. Theyre here. With Kariya leading, the pack of 4 reached the corner to the 3rd lever. Sakamoto and Akihisa immediately got on their guard. A truce for the time being, Yuuji. Didnt I just say this? Alright, its all yours here. Both of them said in unison. YOURE AT THIS AGAIN!!? Both of them shouted out in unison, such that even their breathing was in unison. You two look rather happy, but Ill be off first, sorry. Kariya ran up the stairs. However, he was not running forward as he was not used to the controls. Yukihiro and the rest hurried up the stairs too. The stats of those with the bracelets are higher. Well get caught up if we run like this. Got to find a way first. But we dont have enough time to seal up the place. Sakamoto and Akihisa exchanged words while Yukihiro kept running. In terms of summoned beasts speed, Yukihiro was faster, but there was some distance in summoned beast control. Kariya and the rest had this issue, and the one right behind Yukihiro was Himeji. However, from the looks of her summoned beast panting, it seemed that it was not good at sports like its owner. Cant be helped, Akihisa. Well use this sure-kill move then. Yeah, looks like we can only use that. Both of them were about to reach the 6th level when they suddenly turn around. As Yukihiro got by them, Akihisa asked, But whats that? THIS! Sakamoto grabbed Akihisa on the collar and forcefully threw him out. AKIHISA ATTACK! DAMN IT, THIS MOVE! KYAHH!! Himeji instinctively ducked, and Akihisas summoned beast landed right on Kariya behind her. Saegusa and Amagasaki were at the back as they were implicated as well. The 4 of them landed at the corner. Akihisa, your sacrifice wont be in vain. After saying that, Sakamoto rushed up the stairs. Damn Yuujino wonder theres a bad feeling about it Are you alright, Akihisa-kun? Himeji frantically ran towards Akihisa, hugging him as he was dizzily trying to get up. Hang in there. Ah, how soft. What? WAH! IT, ITS NOTHING, HIMEJI-SAN. Akihisa hurriedly got up and left Himeji. Himeji showed a look of some regret. Ack, those guys can really pull such things. Saegusa got up and nudged his glasses. That scared me. Didnt expect him to throw the summoned beast over. Amagasaki and Kariya got up to. Yukihiro saw that everyone was alright and left. He felt sorry for Akihisa, but he decided at this point not to let Sakamoto lead on his own. Ah, speaking of which, where did Kinosh*ta go? Yukihiro suddenly thought about this as he ran up the stairs. Kinosh*ta suddenly vanished. Maybe he too ran off to the end secretly. WHERE ARE YOU? COME ON OUT, SHOUKO!! For some reason, Sakamoto was shouting at some random direction. Yukihiro pricked his ears and vaguely heard another voice. Welcome back, Yuuji. Do you want dinner? A shower? Or WAHHHHH!! NONONONONONO!! NOTHING!!! DONT DO THIS LIKE WERE MARRIED My dear, your face has a grain of rice on it OIOIOIOI!! THIS OLD-FASHIONED SCENE DOESNT HAPPEN IN REALITY! I DENY IT! ABSOLUTELY DENY IT!! I bought a baby pram too. WAIT! THIS ISNT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HAVING KIDS, RIGHT!? I want 3. 3 WHAT!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? I DONT KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL! There must be a Yu from Yuuji. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SHOUKO!? YOU HAD ENOUGH! YOURE HAPPY, RIGHT!? ILL PRETEND THAT I NEVER HEARD IT!! Youre really a tsundere, Yuuji.[26] TO HECK WITH THAT!! Sakamoto screamed as he ran away. Then, Yukihiro heard a heavy impact sound from around the corner. Sakamoto collapsed on the floor weakly. Such a pitiful guy, Yuuji. !? Kinosh*ta poked his head out from the corner, should a smile. You dont have to suffer so much if you were a little more honest. Was that your doing, Kinosh*ta? Yukihiro widened his eyes in shock. As a guy, Kinosh*ta had a moving face that was bewitching charming. Im from the drama club. Voice mimicry is just something trivial. That mimicry just now was the voice of Yuujis childhood friend Kirishima Shouko. After saying that, he chuckled happily. Is Kirishima Shouko so scary that she can cause Sakamoto to panic like this? No, what I should be thinking about is this person in front of me. Yukihiro felt a huge chill strike his back, and could not help but hold his breath. Are you the real secret boss? I thought that Sakamoto had accounted for everyone. Perhaps I am wrong here. Yukihiro sized up this boy who looked as sexy as a girl. Huh? He actually answered. Id see. Now that you mention, this seemed to be the case. Kinosh*ta immediately nodded and did a cape flipping move. Ahahaha! Youre right, warrior! But do you think that you can beat me?[27] Ah, no. if Im wrong, just tell me Relax, I, Kinosh*ta Hideyoshi will bet on the pride of the drama club. Ill definitely perform the secret boss role with exquisite acting. Huh? This is too messed up Whats going on, Kanba-kun? At this moment, Akihisa caught up. He stared at Kinosh*ta who gave an evil look, and frowned. Whats withHideyoshi? Dont be shocked after hearing this Akihisa, for I, I am the real final boss. WHA, WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Akihisas knees weakened with shock. Kinosh*ta laughed as he stood on the corridor. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YUUJIS REALLY TRAGIC HERE! HOW WOULD I NOT HAVE ANY THOUGHTS OF REVENGE AFTER PUTTING ON THE CHEONGSAM OBEDIENTLY!? AHHHH! YUUJI, YUUJI!! Akihisa cried out in anguish as he saw his collapsed friend on the corridor. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YUUUUJJJJJIIIIIII!! Idiots. These guys are all idiots.[28] At this moment, the lingering thought within awoke. Come! This is the final battle! Kinosh*ta said as he climbed up the stairs and rushed up the stairs with unprecedented speed. He looked just like a secret boss in a video game, showing off his real ability at this moment. WAIT FOR IT, HIDEYOSHI! ILL TAKE REVENGE FOR YUUJI!! Akihisa shed tears as he chased after. Yukihiro felt that his head hurt somewhat, but still followed after him. Speaking of which, where are the rest? Yukihiro asked as he ran up the stairs. Akihisa turned around and answered. Are you asking about Kokonoe-sempais summoned beast? It rushed through and is fighting with the guys downstairs. Im not boasting here, but I managed to get away first because Im very skilled in controlling my summoned beast. Wow, I can imagine how it looks downstairs. Yukihiro shook his head reluctantly. Move aside move aside move aside! The person they mentioned was catching up from the back, ignoring the stairs and wall as it continued to dash up. Wow, how did you do that!? Yukihiro exclaimed. Kokonoe answered in a satisfied manner. Through guts, guts. Guts the most important thing at this moment. Youre definitely lying. Im going to overtake you. Damn it! In that case, we can only use that sure-kill technique, Kanba-kun! Akihisa stared at Yukihiro and said. Im not doing that. Dont say that. Since its an Akihisa attack, please fly off yourself. Yeah, I seewait, why am I the one being punished? Why not? Who else is going to do that? As both of them were arguing, Kokonoe Did not catch up. Thats weird? Both of them turned back to look, and saw that Kokonoes summoned beast was far behind them. Wait, you two! Slow down! So thats how it is. Yukihiro understood. In this summoned beast match, the exams scores determine the strengths of the summoned beasts. In other words, the points determine the speed of the summoned beast. As much as Kokonoe was good at controlling her summoned beast, she was just climbing up the stairs, and it was obvious to see which one was faster. Looks like Kokonoe-sempais scores arent too high. I got quite a decent score this time, and Im used to controlling it. So I believe I can win this direct battle. Akihisa said confidently. Yukihiro really wanted to ask why he was like this, but he held back and said. I got 214 points for maths. How about you, Yoshii? I feel that in this world, points cant determine everything. Can you please not stray from the topic? How many points do you have Their distance increased as Yukihiro said. Akihisa, who was at the back, answered sadly. Its 3 digits, okay? Yoshii-kun!? Yoshii-kun!? Oh, looks like he definitely got a double digit score Yukihiro thought as he looked back at Akihisa. Oh? Thats unexpectedly fast. After climbing till the 15th level, Yukihiro saw Kinosh*ta, who had obviously slowed down, almost at the speed right at the beginning. Kinosh*ta-kun, its now a showdown. Interesting. Bring it. You really can say such things, huh? Yukihiro chased after the laughing Kinosh*ta through the 16th, 17th, and 18th levels. The distance was closing, but Yukihiro could not overtake. I really cant underestimate Kinosh*ta here. Both of them rushed through the 19th and 20th levels. Now, Ill just need to reach the roof. Ill win, warrior! Dont call me a warrior here! Both of them climbed the stairs and dashed to the door. At this moment, Kinosh*ta was still leading by two steps. Ughis this going to end like this? Yukihiro muttered, but Kinosh*ta did not mind as he charged right at the door. I won. Thud The blunt impact sound could be heard. As expected, our summoned beasts cant touch physical objects if we think about it. The only one that can open the door is Yoshiis summoned beast. My, my bad. Kinosh*ta collapsed onto the floor, and Yukihiro gave an awkward expression as he looked around.[29] Got to find a way to get in As Yukihiro was thinking about this, some footsteps could be heard. Yuuji, Im going to use the Yuuji attack. Shut up! Use Japanese to talk here! Ah? Did I just use a foreign language? Dont worry, I can understand Akihisa-kuns Japanese. Youre nice to me as ever, Himeji-san. Danke sch? ?n, danke sch?[30] Yuuko, dont mess up on the German. The revived Sakamoto, Akihisa, Kariya, Himeji, Kokonoe, Saegusa, and Amagasaki all caught up. Yukihiro blocked the door, getting ready to stop everyone. Please wait! None of us can open this door Of course. Sakamoto let out a flying kick before he finished. Akihisa and Kokonoe leapt up. WAHHH! Yukihiro hurriedly dodged. Akihisa got to the door handle, while Sakamoto and Kokonoe kicked the door down. Kariya and the rest got to the roof. How rough of you guys Yukihiro stepped through the door. Everyone was gathered around it. I win Akihisa stepped forward to reach for the flag pole. Suddenly YOU! Shimada climbed over the fencing of the roof and suddenly attacked Akihisa. The powerful hit sent Akihisa flying out of the roof. AHHH!? WHY!!??? Yukihiros mouth widened with shock. Shimada, who landed on the roof, said. Oh my, this is bad. I accidentally took action. She then playfully stuck her tongue out to give a cute look. Alright! With Shimadas appearance, Sakamoto and the rest stopped. At this moment Izutsu climbed over the fence too. He too seemed to have climbed from the outer wall. Izutsu was the first to run to the flag pole, while Sakamoto recovered to charge immediately. I MUST RELEASE MYSELF FROM SHOUKOS BIND! I WONT LOSE! Kokonoe ran forward, and the rest followed suit. ME TOO. NO WAY WILL THINGS END LIKE THIS! At this moment, the revived Kinosh*ta ran over, leapt and used Sakamoto, who was grabbing onto the flag pole, as a stepping stone to leap up high. What!? Using me as a stepping stone? Sakamoto was so shocked that his eyes were nearly popping out. Kinosh*ta leapt onto a position higher than Izutsu. I WONT LET YOU! Izutsu did not back down as he climbed frantically. Sakamoto and Kokonoe were behind, while Kariya, Amagasaki, Saegusa, and Shimada were trying their best to climb up. Acceleration complete. At this moment, Tsuchiya suddenly appeared on the roof. Yukihiro wondered if he was hallucinating, as just a second ago, there was no sight of this guy. Damn it. So you revived too, Muttsurini! Its because you have the acceleration ability that I decided to get rid of you first. You actually appeared. Sakamoto gritted his teeth as he said. Tsuchiya looked at the flag pole and said softly. Accelerate. The winner was decided. Everyone thought that Tsuchiya had the victory. However, he was nowhere to be seen near the top of the flag pole. But at the bottom. And it was lying down, looking up. Tsuchiya, what are you doing? Shimada asked. Tsuchiya answered seriously. Looking up at the sky. YOU LIAR! Shimada leapt off the flag pole and mercilessly stepped on Tsuchiyas face. Dont tell me you accelerated because of that? Yukihiro felt the terror of this person in more ways than one.[31] Where did Akihisa-kun go to? Right beside Yukihiro was Himeji, who was the only one worried about Akihisa. She continued to look below the fence for Akihisa, but did not see him. He should be beside the building if we look at the main screen, but I cant see him on the ground. Himejis lips shuddered slightly. The person himself is beside me, so its fine. Yukihiro took off his helmet and saw Akihisa with his helmet on. Since he was not knocked out by the fall, it should be alright. Oi oi oi, move aside. Admit defeat, Yuuji! I must get first, and then, with prez On the pole, Sakamoto, Kinosh*ta, and Izutsu formed a standoff. The trio were desperately reaching their arms out to see who could reach the top first. Im not done yet! My summoned beast is still alive! Akihisa leapt over the fence and got on the roof. Akihisa-kun! Aki! Himeji and Shimada cried out in shock and relief. Akihisa, with his back against the sun, looked as dazzling as ever. Looks like its time to show what Im made of. Sakamoto and the rest looked behind, and saw Akihisa raise his left hand. Take this! Golden left![32] After saying this, Akihisa charged forward and used the left hand to push the pole. The summoned beasts force caused the pole to shake hard. WAH! ARGH! HOW CAN THIS BE! Heh! Izutsu and the rest who took the impact fell off. Sakamoto was the only one clinging onto the flag pole. AKIHISA!!! Sakamoto roared. Akihisa grabbed onto the pole and yelled. YUUJI! GO REST AT THE ENDS OF THE WORLD!! Then, the sound of metal breaking could be heard. Akihisa actually broke the pole from the base as he dragged Sakamoto, OWWAAAHHH!!! And sent him flying like a baseball. YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS!! Sakamoto yelled as he vanished on the other end of the sky. This Yuuji got a payback as to be expected of an antagonistic. I hope my ending is the same as well. For some reason, Kinosh*ta looked to be somewhat sad. Yuuji, rest in place. Akihisa carried the flag pole and closed his eyes slightly as tears of conscience flowed down his cheeks. Yukihiro could not say anything as he could only stare at Akihisas back. So I win, right? Akihisa said to everyone. So thats how it is. Youre the one doing this, right? The one who spoke was Ironman Nishimura. I thought you ran off somewhere and went around searching for you. What did you call out our summoned beast for? And you actually broke the flag pole. You sure have guts there. Nishimuras temples were popping out veins. Ni, Nishimura-sensei, I have a gift for you. Pl, please take this. Akihisa broke out cold sweat as he stammered. Oh? What? This. Please accept this. Akihisa put the flag pole in Nishimuras hands. Hm? YOU BRAT! YOSHII! Ill be going first then. Akihisas summoned beast quickly escaped the roof. DAMN IT! RUN! Sakamoto tossed the helmet aside and yelled. Yukihiro and the rest started running towards the exit too. EVERYONE, WAIT FOR ME! WHERES MY PRIZE!? Sakamoto answered coldly, I dont care. WHY!? I EVEN BROKE THE FLAG POLE! Honestly, thats overboard! Youre really an idiot, Akihisa. Akihisa-kun, Ill go apologize with you. Mizuki, itll be bad if he gets used to bad behavior if youre too kind on him. Everyone chatted as they ran towards the exit. Nishimuras roar could be heard from afar. STOP RIGHT THERE, YOSHII. YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHOLL DEFINITELY NOT RUN AWAY! WHY ALWAYS ME!?[33] Akihisa screamed. Then, bye. Kokonoe waved her hand happily as she stepped outside. Sorry for intruding. Kariya lowered his head, while Yukihiro apologized with him. Bye. The Fumitzuki Academy people waved their hands as they ran off in a different direction from Yukihiros group. The last one was Akihisa, who was tripped by something as he fell onto the floor. Yoshii, you bastard. No matter where you run to NOO, PERVERT-SENSEIS GOING TO ATTACK ME!! Youre itching for some punishment, dont you? To think you dare say such things. Yukihiro and the rest heard the scream behind and escaped from the scene. Ahh, that was interesting. On the way back, Kokonoe beamed as she said. Kariya looked really unhappy. But its a pity that we cant give Yoshii-kun a prize. We even saw quite a scene from him. I really want to help him fulfill a wish Ah, I know what he wants. Amagasaki clasped her hand and said to Kokonoe. Yukihiro too looked over. Himeji-san and I discussed about this during the race. It seems that Yoshii-kun has some difficulty with meals, so he probably wants to eat something if he wins. Now that you mention it, I think I heard him say this before about how he can only have sugar water for the month Yukihiro reported what he heard exactly, and Izutsu beside him felt really suspicious. Then, lets send something edible to Yoshii-kun. Lets do this! Kokonoe grinned as she made this decision. Off-topic. The flag pole that was broken by Akihisa was said to be repaired through the Amagasaki familys finances. Yukihiros group and Akihisas group were told off by their respective schools. Also, Akihisas house got some barbecued meat[34] sent through the mail. END Authors Notes To the readers reading my work for the first time, nice to meet you, and please take care of me. To the readers familiar with me, hello. I am Kaima Takaaki. This time, I am the one in charge of writing this collaborative work with ?Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu?. It is really great! What? You are asking what is great? Of course, it is the feeling of being involved in ?Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu?. I was really happy when writing this story, and this collaboration really feels meaningful to me, someone I can say to be completely stress-free. However, my sense of humor is not as great as Inoue-san, so I often worried about whether I could properly bring out the characters of Akihisa and the rest Inoue-san lent me. The original work is one of the most well-known comedy light novel, so if there are any readers who have not read it, please run to the nearest bookstore and shout GIVE ME A BOOK OF BAKA!. If the shop attendants do not understand, add on with INOUE-SANS WORK!, and remember to shout it out loud. You must shout it such that the attendants and even the other customers can hear. If they still do not understand, please use the last resort. The attendants will definitely understand. Inoue Kenji is an idiot. Alright, that will be enough for jokes. Inoue-san here is the special prize winner of the Entame, a junior who entered a year after me. He is younger than me, and his work sells rather well. Thus, there is no need to worry about making such jokes. Ahh, this is just the true thoughts of a burned out senior. Then, let us talk about ?Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu?. Everyone, do not underestimate this work. This work is a famed work made through deliberate calculations and skillful planning. Inoue-san vomited blood while framing the backbone of the story, groaning painfully as he tapped every word, went through countless struggles and edits to make sure the text is foolproof, and finally created this easy-to-read work that can be read like a manga. I suppose so, but in fact, I do not know about the actual situation. Then, let us meet next time if we have the chance. Kaima Takaaki Original Authors Comments 12. Does everyone know the meaning behind this number? In fact, this is the number of characters used by Takaaki-san when working on this collaborative work. Leaving aside a long-runner, it is really impressive to have so many characters in such a short story and such a small stage. To be honest, I can only say Im sorry, but I cant write this when I am asked to write using so many characters. However, Takaaki-sans skill is not ordinary as he managed to complete a story where everyone can appear. I can never compare to such skill. Takaaki-san managed to write a story, and also give me an exciting demonstration. Takaaki-san, and Amahuku-san, who designed such beautiful illustrations for this story, I earnestly thank you two. Speaking of which, I really will not know how to begin writing if the honor to write the collaboration between Takaaki-sans ?Gakkou no Kaidan? and Baka Test is tasked to me. Takaaki-san gave me a demonstration, but I now still feel that I do not have the ability to bring the lie out of 12 characters in the story. I cannot even think of a clear thought in my mind, let alone write it out. I will also like to introduce the important characters to everyone. However, I do not have the ability to use all the characters. I will not say anything and tie in the important characters then. Saegusa Souji (Genius Line Maker) and Tsuchiya Kouta (Muttsurini) C Genius pervert Maker. Ah, please wait. Do not close the book yet. I am simply not on form yet. I will definitely think of interesting characters when I show off my real ability. Kariya Kengo (Sure-kill V-turn) and Shimada Minami (Airplane Runway)[35] CSure-kill runaway. Izutsu Ken (Moonlight Dancing Step) and Yoshii Akihisa (Idiot kid) Moonlight Dancing Idiot. Kokonoe Yuuko (Silent Bullet) and Yoshii Akihisa (Idiot kid) Shizu-chan. Now, you can close the book. Inoue Kenji Volume 3.5, Idiots, Tests and the Summoned Beasts ～Preparation ～ Volume 3.5, Idiots, Tests and the Summoned Beasts Preparation Chapter Please fill in the name of the historical person in the blank below. _________ instituted the Rakuichi Rakuza policy which abolished and prohibited monopolies to stimulate business and economy. Himeji Mizuki''s answer: "Oda Nobunaga" Teacher''s comment: Correct. Shimada Minami''s answer: "That fella with the topknot" Teacher''s comment: Have you got yourself familiarized with Japan yet? I''m a little worried when I saw your answer. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: "Nobu" Teacher''s comment: You''re getting a little too familiar with him. Sis seemed worn out after moving here. Is someone bullying her in school? Or is someone irritating her? Then again, her classmates sounded really interesting from the stories she told me, and she seemed to like them a lot So, what is wearing her out? Is it because of her studies? She told me she had difficulties catching up. I hope she can recover soon. Her birthday''s coming Would she cheer up if I give her a huge doll? She loves stuffed dolls, after all. Mm I''ll do that! I''ll buy a really big stuffed doll to cheer her up! I wonder if I have enough pocket money "EVERYONE, FREEZE! PUT YOUR BAGS ON THE TABLE AND OPEN IT!" No sooner has the homeroom period start than our homeroom teacher, Iron I mean, Mr. Nishimura, declared this, without any prior warning. Crap! The stuff I brought today has nothing to do with studies! An idea popped up in my mind for that moment. I''ll grab my bag and run as fast as my legs could go! "Let me warn you: don''t even think of running away." It''ll be one hell of a task to outrun this homeroom teacher. After all, he''s sinewy, promptly nicknamed as "Ironman". He''ll just utilize those powerful muscles of his, trained from participating in numerous ''Ironman'' triathlons, to relentlessly pursue those who dare to run away. "Good, I''m going round to check. Any items I find unrelated to studies will be confiscated." Starting from the first row near the corridor, he went round the rows to check the contents of the bags, confiscating trump cards, magazines, and the such. "Sakamoto, show me the contents of your pocket." One student has not only his bag, but his pockets as well checked. "Damn it!" Sakamoto Yuuji shouted in agony. By the way, he''s my best friend, and also my worst friend. Still, he rummaged through his pocket obediently and pulled out an MP3 player. "Thought so. I''ll be taking this." Ironman put his MP3 player into his sack of confiscated items. Yuuji, who never expected his pocket to be searched, glared at Ironman defiantly. "Quite a disaster for you, eh?" I whispered to him. "Damn it! He doesn''t usually check our pockets, does he?! Why am I the only one having this special treatment?!) "Too bad. Who asked you to be such a badass?" "Damn it!" On a closer look, how thorough Ironman checks depends on who the person is. He''ll just glance through the bags of good students, but for others, he''ll check them thoroughly, including the hidden pockets. "You''re next, Yoshii Akihisa." "Ah, yes." Ironman stood in front of me. I''m sure he wouldn''t ask me to go through my pockets like Yuuji "Take off your uniform and change into your gym clothes." "Eh?! You''re kidding, right?!" I can''t believe how low his trust was in me. "Besides You know, it''s a little embarrassing to change in front of the girls" "That won''t do. You might have prohibited goods hidden up your pants, so change your clothes right now." "What?! Even I wouldn''t stoop that low! You should at least trust me" As I stepped forward to bring my point across, something dropped out from the leg of my pants with a loud thud. "Oi, Akihisa, your dropped your DS." I thanked Yuuji, who kindly picked up my handheld console, and faced the Ironman once again. "As I was saying, trust me, will ya?" "Don''t bother changing. You can''t be trusted even in your gym clothes." Wha- What the hell? He tightened up his guard instead! "You actually brought game consoles, manga, light novels, DVDs to school What on Earth are you treating school as?!" My precious treasures went into his sack, one by one. Just my luck for him to do a spot check on the day I brought them. The combined value of those items might go up to thousands of yen. "Is this everything? Let me repeat this again: the school is a place for you to learn. Next time, don''t bring anything that is not related to your studies." Ironman returned to the podium with the sack of confiscated items. Farewell, my precious treasures "All right, since the spot check took quite a bit of time, there will be no homeroom session for today. The first lesson will be the Summoning Practicals, so get to the gym as soon as possible." Marking the end of his class with that, Ironman left the classroom, with everyone''s treasures in his sack. "Summon!" With calls of summoning echoing throughout the gym, I turned to Yuuji, who was sitting beside me. "It''s just an hour into school and we''re already got hit by a nuke." "No sheet. Man, I can''t believe my one-month-old MP3 got confiscated!" "Whoa, that''s quite some fresh meat." "And it was bloody expensive!" A vexed look warped the wild features on his face. I understand his feelings very well. "Akihisa, your games got done for as well, right? Quite a lot of them, too." "Mm The total value could easily hit thirty thousand yen." A console, games, DVDs and CDs Looking from the value of the confiscated items, the one with the highest loss would either be me or Muttsulini. How unlucky "Next, Himeji Mizuki, please step forward." "Y-Yes." "Hey, it''s Himeji''s turn! Muttsulini, aren''t you gonna take that rare photo of her in gym clothes?" "My camera was confiscated." "Oh, right A pity indeed. It''s pretty hard to see her in gym clothes when we''re in different classes." "And this is the only Summoning Practicals we''ll ever get." "" Depressed, Muttsulini''s head sunk even lower. Oh well, can''t blame him for that. With that silky long hair, and that cute, innocent look, coupled with those bouncy chests of hers which seemed to have a mind of its own, it''s easy to figure out why any guy would want to take a photo of her. I, for one, would die to take a photo of her at this moment. "I-Is this how you do it? Summon!" She mumbled that out diffidently. A geometrical magic array formed near her feet, and her summoned beast appeared in front of everyone. "Just like I thought, her summoned beast sure looks pretty strong." "Totally. Wouldn''t have guessed that from its cuteness." Himeji''s summoned beast looked really cute. Since a summoned beast takes the appearance of its caster, there''s no need to explain further when the caster''s such a babe as well. Speaking of which, what made her summoned beast so impressive was "I''m sure her beast''s the only one capable of wielding such a huge sword." "Yeah, probably only those at her level could pull that off." Her summoned beast was wielding a Western longsword several times longer than her height effortlessly. Anyone could tell that this summoned beast isn''t one to be underestimated. Class C, Himeji Mizuki, Combined Subjects 3943 points vs Class C, Furukawa Ayumi, Combined Subjects 1264 points The points were displayed in front of them. These were probably the results from the previous mid-term exams. "No wonder it''s so strong." "Gosh, it''s almost 4000 points. She sure is smart." Holed up in a corner, we nod in agreement to each other. The strength of a summoned beast is directly proportional to the exam results of the student. So basically, in a Summoning Exam, the higher your exam scores are, the stronger your summoned beast will be. "Oh yeah, Akihisa, don''t you know her?" "Mm. She was my classmate in grade school, but we haven''t spoke to each other for years. She''d probably have forgotten about me, I guess." Since we''re in different classes now, I''ve became distant with her. I''d definitely talk to her if I have the chance, but the probability of that happening is close to nil. It would most likely look like a confession if I were to barge into her class and say to her "I''ve got something to tell you". "I supposed Since the chances of you getting to be in the same class with her next year is close to zero, you''d eventually disappear from her memory." "Next year? You mean the streaming exams?" "Duh. You''ll definitely won''t be in the same class as her." "That might be true, but" Just like any other school in Japan, we were streamed into different classes upon entering the academy. However, it will be different from the next year onwards. We''ll be sorted according to our grades. Though Himeji is in Class C, with those grades of hers, she''ll definitely be sorted into Class A next year. That''s why Yuuji and I will probably be in different classes with her again since we''re both straddling about in Class D. "Will she really forget about me? It feels kinda lonely when I think of that." "She will, since there''s no point remembering a loser like you." "What did you say?!" We continued chatting while looking at the practicals of others when a voice called out: "Next! Yoshii Akihisa and Shimada Minami!" Ironman- I mean, Mr. Nishimura''s voice rang loudly through the gym. Looking around, I realized that the others had finished their practicals. "I''ll be right back." "Sure. You''re a candidate for the "Punishment Inspector" anyway, so use the chance to learn how to control your summoned beast." "Hey! I''m not a badass like you, Yuuji!" I rolled my eyes back at Yuuji. Really, me as candidate for the Punishment Inspector? How rude. Having that title is the same as being labeled as the most problematic student in school. How could I possibly be a candidate when no one in the history of the academy had that title before? "Hurry up, Yoshii!!" "Coming!" Hearing Ironman''s roar at me, I hastily increased my pace. My training partner had already finished the summoning process. "" My training partner was staring blankly at the summoned beast in front of her. This energetic girl, with a ponytail and a pair of sexy, slim legs, is my classmate, Shimada. However, a worried expression was registered on her face now. What''s wrong? Was she disappointed by how weak her summoned beast looked? "What''s wrong, Shimada? Were you shocked by your unexpectedly weak summoned beast?" I attempted to console her with my kind words. For a moment, the grey clouds over her head seemed to have disappeared, and she beamed a smile at me. "Ah, so you''re my opponent. I''m so happy!" She blushed slightly. Seeing her blushing made me happy as well. Geez, I didn''t think she''d do that in front of everyone I don''t know how to handle her. "It feels good to be able to beat you up!" Seriously, someone teach me how to handle this crazy girl. "Shimada, our beasts are going to do the battling, not us." I''m a little worried, so I confirmed the rules with her again. This summoning practical was meant for the summoning battles next year, so it should be a battle between summoned beasts. At least, that''s what I thought. "You''re right. It ain''t gonna be a fight between us." She nodded her head in agreement. Great, seems like she got my point. "Since I''ll be the only one dishing out the beating anyway." THAT''S NOT THE POINT! "Did you hear that, sir? She''s threatening me! If you have the time to check our belongings, shouldn''t you do something about this explicit display of violence in school?!" "Shimada, violence is bad, even if it''s Yoshii we''re talking here." "But, sir" "No buts. A no is a no, you understand?" "Fine." "I''m glad you understood. So-" A wide smile appeared on Ironman''s face, "I''ll make this an exception." "Wait That''s weird" Am I thinking too much? That conversation sounded as if a teacher had just allowed a case of violence in school. "I''ll do my best!" "Good luck!" "Ahaha, both of you are really dumb. Do you think I''ll go down that easily and forgive you guys? I''ll have you satisfy my demands before I-I''M SORRY! IT''S MY FAULT, PLEASE SPARE ME!!" They didn''t spare me, even after my numerous begging. Was it something I said that lead to this disaster? "Man Ever since the morning inspection, it''s been one disaster after another today" School finally ended. I was b*tching about the day with the guys I usually hang out with. "That''s because you brought so many unnecessary things to school." Sitting beside me and showing me a smile is Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, who''s in the same class as me, Yuuji and Muttsulini. It''s already weird to hear him speak like an old man, and he has a beauty''s face on him. He really likes to make comments. Even so, I do feel that he''s the most normal person after me, since the other two are so abnormal that words can''t describe them. "Speaking of which, Hideyoshi didn''t get anything confiscated, right? "Of course I did, I got some costumes and props confiscated from me. Even though I told sensei that it''s for the drama club, they still got confiscated either way." The school has already provided some props and costumes for Hideyoshi, so Hideyoshi himself doesn''t need to bring them. If so, these are unnecessary things. However "There''s no need to confiscate them all anyway, he could have given us some leeway. Who expected Ironman''s brain to be so hard." "(Nods head forcefully)." "His brain''s definitely filled with lead." Muttsulini and Yuuji seem to agree with me. This can''t be helped, since they got quite a few things confiscated as well. And I actually thought that ''we''re just having summoning practical today, so there''re no lessons; should be rather relaxing today''. It was supposed to be relaxing, but I guess it''s better to have lessons without the search. "Summoning practical" Hearing my little grumbling, Yuuji muttered to himself. "Eh? What''s wrong, Yuuji?" "Nothing. It''s just that I remembered that we have to take part in summoning war next year." For some reason, he sure seemed happy when he said this. Speaking of summoning war, well, it''s about having a summoning battle between classes with the class facilities on the line. If we can move onto second year without any mishaps, we''ll have this summoning war system on us. "But why must we have this summoning war system? If we want to differentiate the scores clearly, can''t we just stick grades onto everyone?" "Well, most likely, they prefer a summoning war to tests since it can motivate students, right? As a class, the students will work hard to not drag their classmates down." "I see. So they intend to make us work together and improve our grades without breaking us, right?" "Yeah, this allows the school to do what they want the most, and that''s ''to groom students who can showcase their real potential in society''." "Oh~ Is that so?" Just as the four of them were chatting away. "Ahreally, that Yoshii actually left the cleaning work to me. Where did he go off to?" A certain student can be heard shouting on the corridor. Is that Shimada-san? "What the heck, Akihisa. You''re in charge of cleaning today?" "Mm, but I left the cleaning work to Shimada-san and ran off first." "Hmm, according to how I see it, you two have quite the relationship." "(Nods head forcefully)." "Ah haha, it''s not what you think it is." "Really. Once I catch him, I''ll tie his limbs up and throw him down the 3rd level!" That''s a highly difficult stunt even a stuntman will be afraid of. "Sorry, I don''t think I can protect my own life any longer. I''ll be leaving now!" Without saying anything else, I grabbed my bag and dashed out of the corridor. I love my life. "Ah, Yoshii! So you''re hiding here! Hold it right there!" "I''m not going to wait! You''re going to kill me, right?" "I''m not angry at all. Just hold on, will you!?" That''s definitely a lie. "These two really have rather good feelings." "(Nods head forcefully)." She said that she''s not angry, but she''s holding onto a rope for some reason. "Hoothat was scary~" It''s been past 30 minutes since I came running out of school, and before I knew it, I''m on a shopping street. "Well. I don''t intend to buy anything, so I guess I''ll go back homehm?" Just as I intended to head home, I saw a familiar figure walk into a shop. Isn''t that Himeji-san? "I guess it''s somewhat of a fate for us to meet here. Should I be courageous and call her" Though we did study in the same class during elementary school, we were separated into different classes during middle school. Before I knew it, Himeji-san seemed so distant from me. To see her in front of me after so many years, I really want to talk to herthe reason why I feel this way is most likely because of Yuuji''s words ''She''ll erase you from her memory anyway''. In order to turn my thoughts into action, I follow Himeji-san closely as I walked into the shoponly to find that there''re so many dolls here, it''s unbelievable. Seems like this is a doll shop that a girl will love the mostwhat the heck, this shop''s basically a doll shop! "Well, let''s go back. This shop really doesn''t suit me." I immediately hasten my pace and walk towards the exit. Anyway, the most important thing right now is to leave this place. "This is Hazuki''s only request of this lifetime. Please, uncle!" "Even if you say that, I have to do business, you know" The moment I reached the exit, I suddenly heard this conversation. It seemed like a girl''s standing at the counter and telling the cashier something. She seems rather insistent on this. What''s going on? I felt a bit mindful, so I turn my head to where the voice came from. As I expected, it''s a cashier uncle and a girl who looks like she''s in elementary school. "I want to get that big Noi doll no matter what. Please, I beg you!" "Even if you ask me like thiswe''re doing business. Wouldn''t it be unfair to the other customers if I give you a little discount? We shopkeepers do have to treat all customers equally." "Even so, please!" "Uuureally can''t handle you" The cashier uncle looked rather troubled as he said this and scratches his face. The girl however continued to beg earnestly. Seeing such a small girl beg like this, I''ll be seen as really cruel if I''m to walk away like this "Hey, little girl, why do you want this doll?" I know that I''m too nosey, but I still ended up getting involved. Now that a 3rd party has suddenly appeared, the little girl and the uncle revealed a surprised look on their faces. "Be, because onee-chan didn''t look too good recently. I wanted to buy the doll that she always wanted to hopefully motivate her" "Not looking good?" "Most likely, because she just came back from Germany and couldn''t understand Japanese well!" Shifted houseseven if it''s within Japanese land, anyone will feel lonely when the friends and environment changes, let alone coming back to Japan. "Even then, onee-chan took over mommy and daddy and did all the housework like sweeping and washing clothes nicely, and often play together with Hazuki" Seemed like it hit her sore spot as Hazuki-chan''s wide eyes start to tear up. "Waa! Don, don''t cry! Nii-san will help you out here!" "Really?" "Mm, really." "Thank you, onii-chan!" Wiping away the tears, Hazuki-chan reveals a delightful smile. "Speaking of which, how much does this doll cost?" The doll in Hazuki-chan''s arms is about 1m tall. If I make a rough estimate, I don''t think 5,000 yen''s going to be enough. "Including tax, it''ll be a total of 24,800 yen." "Sorry, nii-san already tried, but he can''t do it." "Onii-chan?" Hazuki-chan looks rather sad. Argh! Didn''t expect one to be that expensive. Under these conditions, the declaration of surrender came out of my mouth without thinking through. "Then how much does Hazuki-chan have?" "I only have 10,000 yen" So we''re missing 15,000. Including my entire fortune, there''s only 11,699 yen. We can''t even hit the price of 24,800 yen! The most we can pay is half. "Excuse me, can you sell this doll to us at 11,699 yen?" "Eh, I just said before that that we''re doing a business here" The reply''s still the same. "Onii-chan, this isn''t any different from before." Hazuki-chan whispered to my ear. She''s right. Up till now, I''ve been doing the same thing as what Hazuki-chan''s been doing. However, things will be different from now on. I''m not an elementary school student; let''s show her how an adult (high school student) does things! "We have only 11,699 yen in total, that''s about half the price of the doll, right?" "Ya. That''s still not quite enough." "Hazuki-chan wants this doll, and uncle wants to sell this to her, but you''re unwilling to sell it to her at half price. If so, I have a great idea!" "Hm? What is it?" "We can rip the doll in half and sell the right side toeh? What? Why are you two seeing me as an idiot?" "Are you really a high school student?" "Onii-chan''s an idiot!" I, I actually got called stupid by an elementary school kid! "I can''t give you a discount, but I can guarantee that I won''t sell this doll away for the time being. You can go back to discuss with your parents first." Making this conclusion, the uncle ended the conversation just like this. "Can''t you ask your parents to buy it for you, Hazuki-chan?" Having walked out of the shop, we came to the park to discuss our plans. "Mommy and daddy aren''t normally at homeso they would leave the money to onee-chan. If I want to buy something, onee-chan will definitely ask for a reason" "I see, uu~" Wanting to do something for her beloved older sisterHazuki-chan''s heart''s ever so glamorous, it''s way different from my family who sent me to Fumitzuki Gakuen on the excuse of ''not wanting to waste school fees''. I must help Hazuki-chan in order to prevent her from losing this intimacy with her family. But speaking of which, what should I do? It''ll be good if I have some more money, but my money''s about to be used up "Oh ya! Hazuki can get money if she sells her manga to a second-hand shop, right?" Hazuki-chan thought of this brilliant plan as her eyes sparkle. It''s true that we can get money just like this, but I think that she can''t get so much anyway. Of course, it''s a different case altogether if I have those handheld games that were confiscated this morning "Hm? Oh ya, there''s this plan after all!" "Onii-chan, have you thought of something?" "I can''t possibly get it back in my hands anyway. If I''m successful, we may be able to get enough money to buy the doll" Though I don''t think it can workmm! It''s still worth a try though. "Okay! Hazuki-chan, can you come back to the park tomorrow?" "Y, yes. I can come over" "Then we''ll meet here tomorrow. It''s getting dark now, let''s go home." I waved my hands and said goodbye to Hazuki-chan. Anyway, I got to discuss it with Yuuji and the rest tomorrow. "Ah, mm, bye bye" Speaking of which, did Himeji-san really enter that shop? "So you want to take back those confiscated items?" The next morning, in the same classroom, I talked to the trio as per usual. "I do feel that it''s a pity to leave those things that got confiscated yesterday, but" "Uu~mmya, but the opponent''s that Ironman. We may be designated as ''Punishment Inspectors'' if we''re not careful" Yuuji and Hideyoshi lower their chin and ponder. Seems like they don''t intend to help me. This is bad, looks like I have to deal with this on my own. "I approve of Akihisa''s proposal." "Eh? Muttsulini? You''re willing to help me?" "(Nods head forcefully)." Great! Now at least I have someone who specializes in stealth helping me out. "Never mind, let''s give it a go." "Ah? So Yuuji''s okay with it?" "Yeah. I just bought that MP3 recently, and I accumulated quite a debt to Ironman, so let''s settle this once and for all." Yuuji smirked. What an enthusiastic bad guy''s face. "If so, I''ll help out as well. If I can get back those things, I don''t want to give up as well." In the end, even Hideyoshi nodded his head, and everyone decided to take part in this. As expected of the group of problematic first-years. "Right now, the most important thing is to investigate where our targets are." "That''s right. If we don''t even know where Ironman hid those confiscated items, we can''t possibly get them back even if we want to." The confiscated items may have ended up being abandoned, but they were just confiscated yesterday, so Ironman should still have them with him. "That''s the case. Akihisa, remove the silence function of the phone." "Eh? Why?" "Don''t ask too much, just do it. You want those confiscated items back, right?" "I''m not really sure what''s going on, but I just need to remove the silence function, right?" "That''s right." The phone can''t possibly ring during lesson time, there shouldn''t be any problems, right? Let''s just follow what Yuuji told me to do. I pull my handphone out from my pocket and took it out of silent mode. "Oi, you people better hurry up and sit down. I''m going to start taking attendance." Seeing our homeroom teacher Ironman walk into the classroom, I immediately slip the handphone back into my pocket. "Alright, let''s begin." Thus, our battle for the confiscated items officially begins now. "Shimada." "Here." "Shimizu." "Here." At the usual time of taking attendance, Ironman''s coarse voice echoes clearly throughout the classroom. "Yamaguchi." "Here." "Watanabe." "Here." Beep beep beep. Suddenly, a beep interrupted the class while attendance is taken. Whose phone is it? Really, do think that we have such a stupid person in class. The phone will definitely get confiscated when it rings in class. "Yoshii, hand over your phone." "Yes." The problem is, this stupid person was me. Damn it! Why must it ring at this moment!? Who called me!? <> "Yu, Yuuji, you betrayed me!" "I''ll consficate the handphone then." "Ahh! Handphone! MY HANDPHONE!" My handphone got taken away by Ironman mercilessly. "Very good. Nobody''s came late nor skipped classes. I hope that all students will continue to keep this up." After taking the attendance, Ironman moves his heavy feet out of the classroomtogether with my handphone. "Very good. Part 1 of the plan is complete." "Yuuji! What sort of grudge do you have against me! Now my handphone got confiscated by Ironman all because of you!" "This is a bait meant to fish out where our targets are. We just need to take them back." "Eh? Bait?" "That''s right. I deliberately allowed Ironman to confiscate your handphone in order to find out where Ironman hid those items." "Why didn''t you tell me in the first place" And if possible, I hope that you can use your handphone as bait. "I''m back." "WAHH!" Suddenly talking right behind me. You scared me~ "Oh, Muttsulini came back already. How was it?" "Those confiscated items are placed in the staff storage cupboard." "As expected of Muttsulini, erasing your own presence to tail people, that truly is your specialty. I''m impressed." Seems like Muttsulini went to tail Ironman and investigate where my handphone was hidden. If it''s tailing others without attracting attention, Yuuji can''t do it, and Hideyoshi doesn''t have the skills. "But the cupboard''s locked." "Okay. So where''s the key?" "In the rear left pocket of Ironman''s pants." "I see. If so, we have to snatch the key from him." "Ya, but how are we going to do that?" "No problems. I got a good idea. We''ll take action during cleaning time." Anyway, let''s attend lessons and wait for school dismissal. It''s finally dismissal time. "So, what plan do you have?" As I tried to sneak out yesterday, I was punished to sweep the entire corridor alone. Thus, I''m discussing the plan with Yuuji and the rest while twisting the mop around. These damned guys don''t have any intentions of helping out in the first place. "We''ll be using that." Yuuji lifts his chin and points. "A pail? What are we going to do with that?" "We''re going to use that to splash water on Ironman and make him take off his clothes." I see. If so, we can then take his clothes away and take the key to the cupboard, "Mm hm~ this method is simple and easy to succeed." Hideyoshi''s right. We can''t possibly fail. Basically, there''s only the last problem to this plan, and that iswhoever going to splash the water on Ironman will get pursued by him to the ends of the Earth. "There''s only one problem in this plan, and that''s the one who''s going to splash the water, ''Akihisa'' will get pursued by him to the ends of the Earth." Hold on! Is it decided that I''ll be the one in charge of doing this? "However, that''s not really a huge problem." THAT''S A HUGE PROBLEM TO ME! "Oi, isn''t that too strange? Let''s settle this with rock paper scissors!" "Ooh, look! Me and our target''s already here." "Very good. You got to do your best, Akihisa!" "Do your best." "Eh? Hold on!" The trio already wordlessly retreated back in the shortest time possible. Ironman has already climbed up the stairs. If so, I can only do this! My eyes have already captured the target, and the relative speed was estimated. The prepared weapon''s in my hand, everything''s okaytime to attack! "WAAHH! I SLIPPED!" Dragging the mop, I deliberately fell forward by letting my feet stagger and aim the pail at Ironman, who''s on the stairs. GET WET! "GUAH!" How, how is it possible! As expected of Ironman! To be able to suddenly react in the blink of an eye and dodge the splash thanks to his superhuman senses! However "WHERE ARE YOU ESCAPING TO!?" I drag the mop in my hand to where Ironman dodged to. I won''t admit defeat so easily! Phoosh, Clak cak cak. The water from the pail drenched Ironman, and the pail rolled aside. Mission accomplished. I pick up the pail and mop that I threw out as I remain mindful not to step on the puddle of water, saying to a stunned Ironman "Sorry, I slippedAHH, sensei! An encyclopaedia isn''t to be used as a weapon!" "I thought I just heard you say ''Where are you escaping to'', didn''t I?" "That''s just a hallucination." "Stop trying to lie to me with such a serious look on your face. Get ready to die!" "Sen, sensei, please don''t use the edge of the encyclopaedia!" Where are you guys now! Come save me! I''ll definitely be beaten down by Ironman into a panda if this keeps up! "Ahh, Akihisa, you really ended up doing it." Yuuji and the rest appeared out of nowhere. Anyway, I''m saved~ "I told you so many times ''not to splash water onto sensei''" "Ow, OWW! SENSEI! I SAID THAT I DIDN''T DO IT ON PURPOSE ALREADY!" They, they didn''t help out at all! These damned guys! Are they intending to sit around and watch? "Sensei, punish Akihisa later. I guess you better change your clothes. If you don''t mind, I''ll lend my P.E. attire to you." "That''s right. Sorry, then lend me that. Yoshii, stay behind and scrub the floor clean!" Leaving these words behind, Ironman, who was drenched by me, head off to the classroom with Yuuji and the rest to change clothes. "So unfortunate." Anyway, I remained behind to clean the floor up. Besides, I have the cleaning tools in my hand. Just as I''m working hard to wipe the water off the floor, Hideyoshi walks out of the classroom and moves towards me. "I got the key, Akihisa." "Really? Then we just need to enter the staffroom and get back the confiscated items." "Umm, let''s hurry up before Ironman realizes it." "Got it!" After letting the mop lean against the wall, Hideyoshi and I quickly head towards the staffroom. "I''m going in then." I took the cupboard key from Hideyoshi''s hands and reach my hand out for the door. "There''s no problem, right?" "No need to worry. I''ll try my best to walk into the staffroom without raising too much attention and get those things back." I should be just an ordinary student to every teacher, except for Ironman. I should be more suited for this role as compared to Hideyoshi, who has the look of a beauty. "Really? Then I''ll just wait here for your good news." "Mm, I''m going in then~ ''cuse me~" I open the staffroom door slightly. No problem, I''m not some irritating guy. "Yoshii? Hurry up and get over here!" "Why!? Why am I noticed so soon after entering the room!?" I got caught by the Ancient Literature teacher immediately after entering the room. Why? "I want to hear what excuse you have regarding the essay ''translate the Tsurezuregusa into Modern Language''!" "Ah, I did hand in my homework properly." "I''m asking why did you turn the Tsurezuregusa into a rap!?" "Eh? But sensei wanted it to be translated into the modern language, and speaking of modern Japanese, isn''t it" "Ah, Yoshii-kun, remember to come over here after you''re done there." "Yoshii, that Chemistry report you handed in was too ridiculous! Come over and explain it to me later." Unknowingly, I got surrounded by several teachers. Well, if this is the case, forget about completing the plan, I''ll be hounded by these teachers till night! Got to find a way to get away from them! "Excuse me" Just as I''m pondering on what to do, someone else entered the staffroom. Hm? Isn''t that Hideyoshi? "Ooh, isn''t that Kinosheeta? What''s wrong?" "I, I suddenlydon''t feel too goodbut the health teacher isn''tin" Hideyoshi cupped his mouth. He really doesn''t look too good. Is he sick? "Hideyoshi, are you" I frantically rushed towards him. At this moment, he suddenly blinked at me. I see, so he''s acting! As expected of someone from the drama club, I nearly got fooled. "Sorry, but can I rest here" Before finishing, Hideyoshi collapsed onto the floor. "Ki, Kinosheeta! Are you alright?" "Anyway, let''s take him to the sickbay!" "You, you''re right! Sensei, please carry his legs!" A few teachers start to create quite the ruckus. After that, everyone in the staffroom left to accompany Hideyoshi to the sick bay. Brilliantly done, Hideyoshi! "Let''s use this opportunity to get back those confiscated items. Let me see, Ironmanno wait, it''s Nishimura. Nishimura''s" I checked the nametag on the cupboards which are according to order. Oh, found it. It''s this one. "Speaking of which, I somehow imagined that bugs will crawl out of Ironman''s cupboard." Though I''m a bit fearful, I have no time to hesitate. I pull out the key Hideyoshi handed to me and pull the door handle down, opening the metal cupboard effortlessly. "Oh, it''s unexpectedly clean" The cupboard''s arranged rather neatly, and the bag of confiscated goods are placed in an obvious place. "Let''s get out of here before someone noticeshm?" Just as I was about to lock the cupboard up and run away, I noticed a pile of old books tied up in raffia strings. Should be meant for throwing away. "Uu~hmsince he''s going to throw it, I might as well take it. Maybe I can get some money as well." After grabbing the books with both hands, I immediately dashed out of the staffroom. "Okay! At least we achieved our goal!" After what happened just now, I brought the spoilsthe bag of confiscated items back to Yuuji, only taking away my own stuff and the pile of old books. I then took them over to a second-hand shop to exchange these spoils for cash. My handheld games and gaming software garnered a price lower than what I expected, while that pile of books got quite the price; what a nice mistake in estimation. I really got to thank Ironman for this. "Let me see, is that girl here~" "Ah! Onii-chan! You''re here!" Hazuki-chan immediately came running over to me the moment I approached the park. She really looked like a cute puppy, and that even warms my heart. Maybe it''s because I''m often surrounded by idiots, Ironman and a violent girl "Mm, because we arranged to meet each other. Oh yeah, where did you get that doll from?" Looking closely, Hazuki-chan''s hugging something similar to the Noi doll that she wanted to buy (is that what it''s called?). It looks as if it was sewn by hand. "There was a pretty onee-chan who came over and said to me ''If that onii-chan couldn''t succeed, then give this to your sister!'' and handed it over to me!" "?" "And she also said ''If that onii-chan managed to buy the doll, I''ll give this doll to you.''" The kid''s lack of order in her speech confused me. Erm, let me straighten Hazuki-chan''s words out A pretty onee-chan came to Hazuki-chan today. And then, she handed this handmade doll over to Hazuki-chan This pretty onee-chan even said that if I couldn''t do it, she''ll give this doll to Hazuki-chan''s sister as a gift. But if I succeeded, this doll will go to Hazuki-chan. So that''s how it is. "Mmm, is that so? Then this doll will go to Hazuki-chan." "Eh? Really?" "Yeah. And this doll will go to Hazuki-chan''s sister." I hand over the large doll in my hand over to Hazuki-chan. It should be tough for her petite body to carry such a large doll, but she still received it delightedly. "This is great! Thank you, onii-chan!" "No problems. It''ll be great if your sister can cheer up." I patted her head. Hazuki-chan seems to enjoy it as she slowly closes her eyes. "Uu~ Ah, that''s right! Onii-chan, can you lend me your ear?" "Eh? What is it? Are you going to say a secret to me or something?" "Don''t ask, just lend me your ear." Is she about to thank me? I''m really touched. One can''t become a proper adult if the person can''t even say ''thank you'' or ''sorry''. "Okay, what is it?" I bent over to match her height, but unexpectedly "Thank you, onii-chan?" Whoosh! A cute sensation passes my face. Eh? Thisdon''t tell me this is "Wha, wha, wha" "Onii-chan may be an idiot, but he''s so gentle! Hazuki-chan loves you! When I grow up, I''ll let you become my husband!" Without waiting for me to reply, Hazuki-chan skips out of the park. Re, recently, these elementary school students are I touched my face with my hand, seemingly wanting to wipe away the soft sensation that''s left on the face. Even without looking at the mirror, I know my face is red. How, how embarrassingshe''s just an elementary school kid "Hootime for me to go back as well" After lifting my bag up and slinging it over my back, I head off towards the exit of the park. While exiting, I see a familiar figure yesterday. That person is "Excuse meare you Himeji-san?" "Ah, yes, what is itYO, YOSHII-KUN!" So it''s Himeji-san. It sure is hard to find another girl as pretty. I can''t possibly be mistaken. "Sorry, I seemed to have scared you." "No, no worries. I was just dazed" Our conversation got interrupted just like that. This, this is really awkwardwhat should I say to a friend who I haven''t met for a long time? "Erm, thatit''s really a coincidence that we met here. Did you just finish class? But you look rather tired here, are you?" "Yes, because I stayed up all night" "Hei~so Himeji-san would also stay up." The impression she gives is that she lives her life normally, but it''s unexpected that she would stay up. "That''s not it, I just stayed up last night, because I have something I need to do no matter what" She inadvertently yawned as she continued to talk. Himeji-san sure is cute when she lets out some tears due to sleepiness. "Then, I''ll be going off in this direction, goodbye." "Ah, mm, byebye." I waved my hand to Himeji-san, who bowed to me courteously. While walking home, I just realizedoh ya, why did Himeji-san appear in such a place? "There was a case of theft in the staffroom." The next morning, during self-study period, Ironman suddenly mentioned this. He''s definitely referring to the bag of confiscated items that we got yesterday. "Such a tragedy worth being angry over, don''t you think so, Yoshii?" He actually threw this question at me. As expected of Ironman, he must have realized that I was the perpetrator, but who will follow you obediently? "Yeah, sure is worth sighing over." I naturally replied with these few words. No problems, I got everything under control. "Really? Speaking of which, that culprit even took sensei''s books." Hm? Books? Is he referring to that bundle of books? Wasn''t he going to throw them away? "And that culprit actually had the guts to use his own identity to sell my books to a second-hand shop." "Is that so, he sure has guts." "Yeah, hahahaha!" "Ahhahaha" Ironman and I started laughing with all enthusiasm. Really, we''re laughing with all sorts of happinessat least it looked that way if not for those eyes. "YOSHII! GET READY TO DIE!!!" "So, sorry! Who knew that it was sensei''s collection, I didn''t" "Are you saying that you didn''t even think of it?" "No, I did think about it, but then I thought ''since its Ironman''s, it doesn''t matter~''! OW! OUCH! SENSEI! MY SKULLCAP GOT SMASHED IN BY YOU!" "So you idiot has the highest suspicion. Looks like I have to be even more careful and watch you." "Sensei! I''m feeling that I''ve been watched by you all this time, there''s no way for you to watch me further!" "No, there still is, right? I got a really precious title of honor that''s suitable for you" "Eh, this is" "Everyone at the staff meeting this morning have all agreed, so accept this. This is a present that sensei''s handing you." From who knows when, Ironman suddenly has a piece of paper in his hand. This plain white paper has only a single line on it. Yoshii Akihisa. The above mentioned has been designated as the ''Punishment Inspector'' of Fumitzuki Gakuen. "Onee-chan!" Hm? Hazuki, what''s up?" "Well, this is for onee-chan!" "Eh? Isn''t this the Noi doll that I always wanted? How did you" "Because onee-chan looked so lethargic. Hazuki prepared it for onee-chan to cheer onee-chan up!" "Hazukireally, youthank you, onee-chan''s really happy!" "Schoolwork may be tough, but you must work hard, Minami nee-chan!" "Hm, I''ll do my best! I''ll feel like I lost if I continue to mess around like this. And also" "And also what?" "I''m mindful of someone in school." "Eh? Onee-chan''s mindful of someone? Who is it? How is that person like?" "Well~as repayment of the Noi doll, I''ll only say this to Hazuki. That person is in the same class as me, and he''s one huge idiot~" Volume 3.5, Fumizuki News (An interview with Yoshii Akihisa from Class 2—F) Volume 3.5, Fumizuki News (An interview with Yoshii Akihisa from Class 2-F) When I was young, my grandpa would often say this to me, "Akihisa, no matter whether it''s being a thief or whatever, you have to aim to be number 1. Continue to work hard and progress." Right now, I have some things to say to my grandpa in heaven. Gramps I have achieved what you expected me to do-- <> <> <> The above are the titles that the triple-champion Yoshii Akihisa-kun earned for himself. Also nominated in the ''most suitable boy to be dressed in girl''s clothing'', Kinosheeta Hideyoshi-kun, was barred from the competition after multiple meetings in order to avoid unfair competition. Originally planned for the second issue ''Sugawa Ryo failed again? The truth behind all the multiple failures!'' was delayed due to certain circumstances. Volume 3.5, Me and Thugs and a Love Letter Volume 3.5, Me and Thugs and a Love Letter Hello Yoshii Akihisa-kun: I''m sorry to write this letter to you so suddenly, but I have something that I really want to tell Yoshii-kun, so this is why I started to write this letter. Does Yoshii-kun still remember me? We were in the same class during third grade, you know. From that moment, I always felt that Yoshii-kun''s a really interesting person, and is always the one that cheers others up. No matter what happens, you''ll always stand up to encourage everyone. When I was class rep once, you helped me out a lot. I really think that Yoshii-kun''s really amazing. Though I didn''t join you and play around, my heart always felt warm whenever I see Yoshii-kun, whether it''s the classroom or the field. When we were in Middle school, although we didn''t manage to be in the same class, I continued to hear rumors of you. When we occasionally met each other, my heart would beat really fast. Isn''t that strange? Why is it so? I often asked myself. Maybe it''s a coincidence, but when I heard that you entered the same High school as me, I was really happy. During the summoning exam, you stepped up to protect me immediately. At that moment, I couldn''t fool myself anymoreI think, maybe I love youuntil now, I finally realized my feelings for you. I love you. Right now, it took me all of my courage just to express my feelings to you. Will it be good to let Yoshii-kun understand my feelings and slowly bond ourselves together? This letter''s basically my own feelings for you, so I''m really sorry. If you have someone you''re dating or like, then I''m really sorry about it. But then. But then, I really love you. I love you the most. "Ooo~ how did I end up coming to school this early?" Such a clear sky today, the air sure is clean, and the sunlight drenches my body as I walk on." It''s less chaotic and squeezy when I go to school early today, as if I''m on a quiet empty street. How refreshing. "The ancient people said that the early bird catches the worm. Don''t know what I''ll get today~" After school yesterday, I thought of taking a nap, only to unexpectedly sleep till daylight, so I ended up waking up 2 hours earlier than usual. Once I woke up, I came to school without thinking. However, the weather today''s so good, I knew I should have done my laundry first. "Let''s see, what should I do first hm?" While pondering and walking, I suddenly find a familiar figure in front of the school gate. Short-hair cut, light brown skin and sturdy muscles; isn''t that Ironlet me try that again, isn''t that Nishimura-sensei? Either way, he''s still my homeroom teacher. Better say hello to him. "Morning, sensei!" I energetically greeted him from behind. Ironman turns back with a light-hearted smile that I never saw before. "Oh, morning. Participating in morning club activities? How" He stopped. "Sensei?" "Sorry, I was mistaken." "You mistook me for someone else? Aiya, no need to specially apologize to me for that." "What are your intentions for coming to school so early, Yoshii?" The moment he said this, the light-hearted smile on his face is replaced with a wary expression. "Ehso sensei''s mistake is the attitude to me?" Did I really do so many bad things? "As a teacher, it''s obvious that I have to be wary of you, but it''s just nice that you''re here. With that ''punishment inspector'' ability of yours, I''ll have less things to do." "Woah, speaking of that ''punishment inspector'', you''re going to make me work?" "That''s right. Go keep those old goal posts." "Really, I shouldn''t have come so early" I can''t help but sigh. ''Punishment inspector'' this is the method of punishment that the ''test summoning system'' of our Fumitzuki Gakuen uses. The main idea is to follow the teacher''s orders and do all sorts of oddjobs. This ''test summoning system'' is a coincidence formed by science and the supernatural. Since this decides the strength of the summoning system, Fumitzuki Gakuen is a test school that uses this as an incentive to encourage students to study hard. The school''s protocol is to use the summoned beasts to fight, and this will definitely pump the students up better than ordinary tests. "You should be regretful of the attitude that turned you into a ''punishment inspector'' and not about coming to school early today, right?" Ironman looks like he has given up as he sighed deeply. "Uubut I haven''t done anything so bad that the Heavens won''t condone it" "You actually have the cheek to say such words? Enough talk, hurry up and get onto the field." "Okay, okay." Being led by Ironman, I unhappily entered the field. Those who''re running on the track, are they track members doing morning exercise? They sure look energetic. "It''s your turn, Yoshii." "Got itsummon." Under Ironman''s supervision, I summoned my summoned beasts. The many magical arrays appear beside me, and a super-deformed version of me appears. The three-head sized body is cute, but one can''t underestimate it''s vicious strength. Though the strength of a summoned beast is decided by the caster''s points. My points are still enough to be stronger than men by many times. However, it''s just used to do oddjobs. "Good, drag that goalpost away." "Okay~" The summoned beast obeys my instructions as it easily carries the goalposts that''s numerous times taller than it. "Bring it to the dump outside the city." "HOW MANY KILOMETERS DO YOU THINK THAT IS, SENSEI!?" At least give me a lorry to use! "Just joking. Take it over and place it near the school gate. Be careful not to block the entrance." "What now, you scared me~" "Thinking about the damages you caused, this level of punishment is nothing." "Uuu" Regarding that, I''m a bit sorry about that, but at least understand my circumstances "The net will have to be separate." "Sighlooks like there won''t be anything good today" Early bird catches the wormwho said so? I followed Ironman''s instructions and took down the net. I then moved the goalposts over to the school gate. Without knowing it, I almost couldn''t make it to self-study period. There''s no time to move the net over to the gym storage room, so let''s just go to class. Just as I was thinking this as I open my shoe locker, there seems to be something similar to a love letter. "WHA, WHAT''S GOING OOONNNN!!!" This unexpected development caused me to shout out. Ca-ca-ca-calm down, Yoshii Akihisa! You''ll die if you think too highly of yourself! Anyway, let''s just check through the contents first-- "Yo, Akihisa, what''s up?" "WAAHH!!" Someone just called my name. I frantically stuffed the letter into my pocket. That was scary! "Ah, ahh, it''s Yuuji. Morning." "Morning." Raising his hand to say hello to me is my classmate, Sakamoto Yuuji. This guy doesn''t look like he has much of a brain, but he''s still our class F''s representative. "Oh, oh my~ quite the nice morning! Sure feels like something good will happen this morning!" "Why are you so excited?" "I, I I''m not excited or anything!" "No way, right? I just saw something like a letter in your hand or something" Ugh! He saw it? If anyone sees me with this letter, those guys in our class will wallop me out of jealously! "Just, just a pampley, that''s all! Forget about that, we''ll be late for self-study period if we don''t hurry up." In order to avoid this, I immediately lift the soccer net up and rush forward. Truthfully though, we''re really almost late. "Oh, that late already? We''re in school now, so it''s a waste if you''re late." Yuuji''s running behind me. Good, seems like I managed to slip out of this. And the next problem iswhere should I read this letter? There''ll be trouble if I read it in a crowded placewhat should I do? "Kudou." "Here." "Kubo." "Here." We managed to dash into class just as the bell rang. Before we could even rest a bit, Ironman walks into the class and starts to take attendance. One can''t really tell from his appearance, but he''s really a punctual teacher. "Kondo." "Here." "Saito." "Here." The calm and lazy attendance taking is of common procedure, and everyone in class replies Ironman in a sleepy tone. This is a silent moment in class. In this spring morning, today''s the same and the past, as we continue to welcome the peaceful daily "Sakamoto." "Akihisa seemed to have gotten a love letter." "KILL HIM!!!" But Yuuji''s words destroyed all the peace. "Yu, Yuuji, what are you talking about!?" I definitely lowered my volume, but it doesn''t seem to get past everyone''s ears. I really feel that there''s something wrong with the students in this class. "WHAT''S GOING ON! HOW DID YOSHII GET THAT LETTER!?" "SINCE HE GOT IT, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO! HURRY UP AND FIND IF THERE''RE ANY LOVE LETTERS NEAR OUR SEATS!!" "NO! I CAN ONLY FIND A ROTTEN BREAD AND A HALF-EATEN BREAD!?" "LOOK THOROUGHLY!" "FOUND IT! IT''S A SEALED BREAD!'' "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR!!?" The angry roars start to echo throughout the class. As I expected, these guys have gone crazy with jealously. "YOU PEOPLE BETTER SHUT UP!'' Silence. Ironman''s violent roar caused the entire class to turn silent. Ho, good, good. "Tezuka." "Must kill Yoshii!" "Todo." "Must kill Yoshii!" "Tozawa." "Must kill Yoshii!" "EVERYONE CALM DOWN! WHY DID IT BECOME ''MUST KILL YOSHII''!?" "KEEP QUIET, YOSHII!!" "SENSEI, YOU SHOULDN''T BE SCOLDING ME, RIGHT? IF THIS KEEPS UP, EVERYONE IN CLASS WILL BEAT ME, KICK ME AND DEAL WITH ME THROUGH ALL SORTS OF VIOLENT MEANS!" "Nitta." "Must kill Yoshii!" "Fuda." "Must kill Yoshii viciously!" "Negishi." "Must kill Yoshii and dice him up!" They, they aren''t listening at allwhy are these guys so troublesome. "Alright, no one''s late or absent today, so I hope that everyone can study hard today." After the attendance was taken, Ironman walks out of the classroom. Doesn''t this guy notice the terrifying killer intent in this classroom at all? "WAIT, SENSEI! DON''T LEAVE! DON''T ABANDON YOUR CUTE STUDENT!" In order to protect myself, I tried all I could to stop Ironman. It''s no longer time to save face. "You''re wrong, Yoshii." Ironman''s places his hand on the door as he replies. I''m mistaken? What''s he trying to say? "You''re one extremely ugly guy." "I NEVER THOUGHT OF HEARING THAT, YOU BIG IDIOT!" "Everyone got to pay attention to class." "PLEASE WAIT, SENSEI!!! SENSEI!!!" My cry was ever empty and agonizing, but Ironman has already walked out of the classroom, not even looking back. Looks like I can only face all the terrifying killing intent that''s flowing in the classroom. Before the first period teacher arrives, there''ll definitely be a rain of blood. "Aki~ can you please explain?" Suddenly, a strong force nearly dislocated my joints as the hands grabbed my shoulders. "Ah, ah hahaMinami, you look really scary, you know?" "You received a letter? Who wrote it to you? What was it about?" Though she''s smiling, the slightly trembling hands seem to be trembling hard, as the butterfly knot on the ponytail seems like a devil''s horn. That expression''s really terrifying. "Ahthatthat" Truthfully, as I was in a rush, I kept the letter without reading it, so I don''t know what is it about. Speaking of which, I want to ask you what kind of letter it is. Uu~I really want to hide alone somewhere and read the contents! "Don''t talk too much, hurry up and hand me your fingersno, that letter!" What! What will happen to my fingers if I don''t do so? "That, Yoshii-kun" A voice that''s as delightful as a silver bell rings behind me. "Hm? Yes?" The one who spoke is the rose among the thorns in our classHimeji Mizuki-san. Soft fluffy hair, soft looking breasts, a cute looking face; seeing her like this, I guess it''ll be another day of guys working hard to chase after her. "Thatif possible, thatI, I want to read that letter as well" Nudge nudge, shy looking Himeji-san''s really cute! But even so, I can''t just let her do so. "Ermsorry." Thus, I honestly apologized to her, since I don''t want to reveal the contents of the letter. "But, but" I already refused, yet Himeji-san''s not giving up. However "Even if it''s Himeji-san''s request, I can''t agree to that." "But, I don''t want to do something cruel to Yoshii-kun!" "HOLD ON A MINUTE! IS HIMEJI-SAN GOING TO JOIN THE RANKS OF THOSE WHO''RE GOING TO BULLY ME!?" To think that Himeji-san has become one with the low-scoring class F. "Everyone please calm down." Just at this moment, a clapping sound can be heard from the frontdesk. The one who spoke up is our class F''s representative, my bad friend Sakamoto Yuuji. "Right now, the problem isn''t to read the letter Akihisa got." The words that Yuuji said sure are convincing. Hmm, that''s the way! Even if he''s completely corrupted, we''re still friend. "The problem isWHAT KIND OF WEIRD MEANS ARE WE GOING TO DEAL WITH AKIHISA!!!" "THE PROPOSAL''S ALL WRONG, YOU DAMNED BASTARD!!!" I immediately grabbed my bag and dashed out of the classroom at the fastest speed I could muster. Right now, I can only rely on myself! "DON''T YOU DARE ESCAPE! FORM GROUPS AND HUNT HIM DOWN!!!" "TAKE HIS LETTER AWAY!!! KILL YOSHII!!" "SEARCH AND DEATH!!!" "WE MUST AT LEAST WRECK HIM!!" I could hear all the roars from the corridor. Again, I felt it first-hand that if it''s this kind of things, our class F becomes more united. "FOUND YOSHII!! HE''S RUNNING TO AN EMPTY CLASSROOM!" "ROGER THAT! HURRY UP AND CHASE HIM! DON''T LET HIM GET AWAY! I''LL CONTACT EVERYONE!!" "OK! SQUAD B WILL MOVE FROM THE FRONT, SQUAD C WILL CUT HIM DOWN FROM THE SIDE!" "ROGER!" While dashing madly down the corridor, I could hear this conversation. They actually gathered in groups in such a short time to hunt me down. Why is our class F acting in such an overkill manner when it comes to this useless trivial stuff!? Alright! Since you want it like this, I''ll show no mercy! "HAND OVER THAT LETTER, YOSHII!!!" "FOR YOU TO GET HAPPINESS IS LIKE A DREAMER''S TALK!" 5 classmates have already blocked my getaway. They should be the ones from the group ordered to surround me, and there''re also some guys behind me. Unable to do anything, I can only hide in the abandoned classroom, and everyone chasing after me have barricaded the classroom tightly. Seeing me hide inside, they all stood outside the entrance to prevent me from escaping. But for me who''s being chased, this definitely is the best chance. "Watch this!" I got ready to attack. My attack is the soccer net that I took down this morning. I toss it right at their heads. "Wha, what''s going on?" "Calm down! This is just a net! The ones on the outside, hurry up, get out and get Yoshii." "Damn it, the net is wet. It''s sticking onto the bodies~~" Being stunned and yet able to make the correct decision immediately, I''ll give you that. But unfortunately, you guys are a tad too late! "You guys just need to rest on the sickbay''s beds." I''m definitely holding onto something dangerous. My trapped classmates widen their eyes in disbelief. "WHAT! YOSHII, THAT''S" "RUN AWAY! EVERYONE GET OUT FROM THE NET!!!" "Good night, everyone." I tossed the activated taser at the wet net. The next moment, there''s a cackling sound and some burnt smell. "WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Hearing my classmates let out blood-curdling screams, I walk out of the classroom. If I want to read the letter in a quiet place, I''ll have to immobilize everyone in class F. if so, I can only fight till the very end! "Where did that Yoshii run off to? I definitely saw him run down here!" "Be careful, he should be hiding nearby." "Squads F and G have been eliminated. There''s only one enemy, but don''t let down your guard." In the old books storage room in the old school building, my classmates start to exchange words with each other. Maybe they''re acting rather wary since I took down quite a few groups through violent means. I peeped from being the bookshelf, and sees that they''re leaning their backs against each other to hide any blind spots. But if they''re gathered together, they''ll bind themselves together. Don''t they understand this? I held my breath as I move to the bookshelf near them. I then sneakily pulled one book out and threw it to another cornerBAM! "What''s that sound?" "Is it Yoshii? Everyone reacted to the sound as they turn their heads to the same direction. If so, wouldn''t there be a blind spot already. "Rea~dy!" Next, all I need to do is to push the bookshelf down. "WHAT!" "DAMN It!" At this moment, since they have already turned their attention to the other side, even if they realize that the bookshelf is collapsing here, they can''t react in time, and thus everyone was crushed under the bookshelf. "HAHA! THOSE WHO TRIES TO OBSTRUCT OTHER''S LOVE PATH WILL END UP LIKE THIS!'' From the corner of my eye, I glanced at my classmates who''re trying to crawl out from the bottom of the bookshelf as I walk out of the old books storage room. "DAMN YOU, YOSHII! YOU TRAITOR!" "DON''T YOU DARE FORGET THIS! WE''LL DEFINITELY WRECK YOUR HAPPINESS!" "Really, how twisted are these guys?" Once I walked out of the old books storage room, I immediately got a broom to hold the entrance down and block it completely. Seems like I dealt with all my pursuers. "Good good, now all that''s left to do isWAAAHHH!!!" A bad presence caused me to instinctively take a few steps backwards. At the place where I was, there''re many ball-point pens and sharp knives there''re stabbed onto the floor. "Who''s there!" "Traitors must atone for their sin with death." Holding all sorts of stationery in his hands is my classmate Tsuchiya Kouta. This guy has quite the overwhelming pervertedness, yet he tries to hide it. His nickname is Muttsulini, and he''s my friend no wait, he''s no longer my friend, but an enemy I have to take down!" "Get ready, Muttsulini!" I clench my fist and dash forward. Sorry, but you have to quietly rest here! "I''ll throw a penknife next." "Alright, then let''s talk it through," I can''t exert violence on my good friend! "Got it." "Say your request first." Though I said it, I knew what he will request. He''ll say something like ''hand that letter over''. Let me see, what should I use to negotiate with him? "My request is" Muttsulini coldly states his request "to murder you." "HOLD ON A MINUTE! WHY DID YOU JUST JUMP STRAIGHT TO MY EXECUTION!" I have never went through such a difficult negotiation. "Deal broken." "Damn it! Looks like I can only do this the hard way!" I gather all my concentration and aims at the penknife in Muttsulini''s hand. Speaking of which, it''s just a love letter. Is there really a need to start slaughtering friends? "Don''t worry. I won''t aim at your eye." "Muttsulini, I''m not an idiot who''ll be relaxed after hearing what you said!" "Really?" Whoosh! The penknife lets out an air-ripping sound as it attacks me. The target is MY RIGHT EYE! "YOU, YOU LIED!" I immediately use my hand to block it, and the penknife drops onto the floor. Eh? It didn''t hit me? Was the blade not unsheathed? "An opening." "Uu!" Muttsulini came rushing in just as I was stunned. Damn it! "Muttsulini, do you know Himeji-san''s bust measurement?" In order to protect my own life, I frantically mentioned something Muttsulini will be interested in. Please take the bait, you huge silent pervert! "This is common knowledge!" No way, I can''t shake his concentration at all! Speaking of which, is this really common knowledge? I don''t even know! "Then, then, once I get a girlfriend, I''ll send those precious treasures to you, is it alright?" "(stops.)" Muttsulini suddenly stopped. Good! He took the bait! "When?" This friend of mine is one guy that can''t be underestimated. He actually went directly to confirming the time instead of confirming the contents and amount. "Let me think, how about next week?" "Deal made." To think I actually bribed him like this. I''ll use this to deal with him the next time I end up as an enemy of Muttsulini. "Then I''m going." Just as I step aside and prepare to leave, Muttsulini suddenly reaches his hand out to block me. Is there anything else? "This is for you to protect youself." While saying this, Muttsulini thrusts a small bag at me. "Protect me?" "There''re some knives inside. Take them out if anything happens." To be honest, these knives should be illegal. However, these are things that I''m really grateful for, since there''re still a few people that I haven''t took down, and they''re definitely antagonistic towards me. "Thanks. I''ll use them when I''m in a fix." "(Thumbs up)." After giving me a thumbs up, Muttsulini turns away and leaves. I can''t continue to stay here. Got to find a place to read that letter. It''ll be bad if the letter reads ''I''ll be waiting for you at the rooftop during lunchtime'' and I can only read this in the afternoon. "Oh yeah, I better go to the roof to check on everyone." No one should be at the roof. If so, I can go there and read the letter properly. Also, that place may be where the confession will take place. Okay, I decided, let''s head to the roof! Right now, I''m on the second level. Got to climb up the stairs if I want to get there. And thus, on the platform of the stairs "I finally found you, Aki!" "GACK! MINAMI!?" My eternal nemesis is here. The killing intent that''s radiating from her body is already killing my muscles, and it seems like it''ll explode the moment she touches me. I tighten my nerves, trying to find a way to get past the second level platform. Unexpectedly, she continues to step forward in a calm manner, saying out her requests for me to choose from. "Either you hand me the letter and let me kill you or let me kill you before taking the letter. Choose one." That''s strange, why can''t I choose an option where I can remain alive? "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT! IT SHOULD BE NONE OF MINAMI''S BUSINESS IF I GET A LETTER, RIGHT!?" Basically, this is her fault anyway! It''ll be great if I can defuse this crisis. "Unrelated to me? Reallyyou really think so, Aki" "Eh?" Minami looks like she got really hurt or something. I reconsidered what I just said. Is there anything wrong with me getting a girlfriend?" "Do you mean" "This fact is really embarrassing, so I didn''t mention it just now, but I, you" Completely different from her ferocious expression, Minami right now looks so pitiful. For some reason, my heart starts to race. What''s with this feeling? "Because of you, I got 3rd in the ''the girl you don''t want to date the most'' poll!" "Farewell!" What''s this feeling? How about, monstrously terrifying!? I followed my basic instincts and escape. Though I want to run off to the rooftop, I start to jump 3 steps down the stairs for the first time, all just to escape for this monstrous demon. "You''re still thinking of escaping? I won''t allow you to gain happiness after me being forced into despair like this!" "There''re still people who beat you in the poll! Isn''t that good!?" "What''s good about that!? How many people do you think there are below me!?" Let me see. There''re about 300 students in the second year. So "About 150?" "Hundred and fifHOW DO YOU INTEND TO COMPENSATE!? TAKE RESPONSIBLITY!" "Even if you ask me to, I can''t!" "Anyway, hurry up and hand that letter over!" "I DON''T WANT TO! YOU''LL DEFINITELY RIP THAT LETTER TO SHREDS!" "I WON''T DO THAT! I WILL PRINT DOZENS OF COPIES OF THIS LETTER AND SCATTER THEM ALL OVER THE SCHOOL TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING AGAIN!" "ISN''T THAT SCARIER!!?" Damn it! I really want to escape, but I just can''t get away from her! Got to stop Minami! "Oh yeah, Minami, while running down the stairs, I know" "What?" "you''re wearing white today!" "Wha" Minami suddenly stops and uses both hands to push her skirt down. Stupid girl! In this situation, will I even bother to look at your underwear!? "WOOOHHH!!" Using this window of opportunity, I immediately increase the distance between me and Minami. The chance to escape will die off soon! After rushing down the staircase, I then dash down the corridor. "Ah, Yoshii-kun. How can you run down the corridor?" Ahh, there''s no lessons now? Slowly walking down the corridor, the English teacher slowly noticed my presence. So it''s Endo-sensei. Sure appeared at the right time. "Sorry Endo-sensei, but I got asked to do errands." I stood in front of sensei to admit my mistake. "You''re asked to do errands?" "Yeah, the teacher asked me to go to the empty classroom to move some desks back." This is definitely a lie, but Endo-sensei believes it without a second word. "is that so? However, you can''t run down the corridor." "I''ll take note of that. Well, sensei, I have a little request." "Hm, what is it?" "Those tables are rather heavy, so can sensei grant me permission to summon?" I have to get a teacher''s permission to summon a summoned beast. "Aki! You dare to trick me!" Damn it, Minami''s catching up! "Sensei, please follow me for a while!" "Eh? Ahokay." I dragged sensei over to one of the nearby classrooms. Good thing there''re a lot of abandoned classrooms in the old building. Sure got saved now. "Sensei! Please hurry up and grant me permission to summon!" "UuI don''t really know what''s going onokay, I''ll allow you to summon." "Great! Summon!" In response to my call, my summoned beast appears from the floating magic array. As long as this guy is around, I''ll have no problems even if that enemy''s Minami. "I''m definitely wearing grassy-green underwear today! How could you see it as white!" A second later, Minami appears. I don''t really mind, but "Minami, you don''t really have to tell me that." "Ah!" My reminder caused Minami to blush heavily. If Muttsulini''s to hear this, he''ll be absolutely delighted. "CHANCE!" "WAH!" While Minami''s wavering, I pushed her into a corner of the classroom. And then "Heyo~ watch me!" I already prepared my summoned beast to let the student''s storage cupboard at the back of the classroom and use it to create a road block. "Oi, what''s are you doing! You''re too despicable! Let me out!" DONG DONG DONG!!! Minami slams hard at the storage cupboard. With the girl''s strength of hers, she should be unable to move such a large thing. I finally rendered Minami powerless. "What are you doing, Yoshii-kun!" Seeing this, Endo-sensei lecture me, and the summoned beast immediately disappears. Seems like sensei cancelled my summoning right. "Sorry! But this is an emergency!" "Ah! Hold on a minute!" Ignoring sensei, I again dash down the corridor. A while later, just a bit, and I can open the letterthinking about this happiness, the dashing feet feel light and fleeting. "I waited for you for a long time, Yoshii." My classmate Sugawa-kun is already getting into position as he waits there for me. "Sugawa-kun, you''re intending to stop me?" "Of course, I want you to die right now." At the same time he said this, he pulled out something from his back. "A, a wooden sword" " borrowed this from the kendo club in order to stop you!" "WAH! WOAH~~" Without saying anything else, Sugawa-kun hacks over at me without holding back. I immediately dodged aside, and at least is barely able to avoid that attack. "HAND OVER THAT LETTER, YOSHII!" "Uu" I unconsciously bit my lip. To think that this guy will actually prepare a weapon. Right now, I have no chance of winning if I don''t go all out. If I have some sort of a weaponhm? A weapon? "Oh ya, I still have that!" I reached into my pocket and grab a small bag. That''s right, this is what Muttsulini handed over to me just now, the bag that''s full of knives. "Uu! So you prepared some weapons as well!" Knowing that his advantage no longer exists, Sugawa-kun seems rather impatient. "Very good! Then we''re even!" I grabbed a knife from the bag and immediately shrink the distance Sugawa-kun. Let''s decide this now, Sugawa-kun! "Damn it! I haven''t lost yet!" Sugawa-kun swings his wooden sword down. Unfortunately "Too weak!" I took half a step aside, and his attack nearly hits me, only to miss. And having swung the wooden sword, Sugawa-kun is completely open for an attack as he stands in front of me. There''re holes all over the place. I haven''t let a chance slip by, as I aim my nailcutter at Sugawa-kun "What the heck, how can I win with this nailcutter, this idiotic me!" I dejectedly collapse onto the floor. Though it''s true that a nailcutter is a type of knife. "Yoshiiyou''re one huge idiot" Sugawa-kun''s pitifully gazes at me. "Da, damn it! If that''s the case, I''ll use the nailcutter on you! At least it''s better than fighting barehanded!" "That''s not right, isn''t it? No matter how I think, you''ll have a better chance of winning if you go barehanded, right?" "SHUT UP!" In this silent 3rd storey of the old building, Sugawa-kun and I exchanged roars. "WAHH! MY FINGERNAILS! MY FINGERNNNAAAIIILLLSSS!!!" From above, I stared down at Sugawa-kun, who''s limp and clutching his hand painfully. To think that I actually won this battle. "I was rather shocked myself. But then, the most important thing right now is to go up. Sorry." "Yo, Yoshiiyou traitor" Leaving behind Sugawa-kun, who someone''s gasping even though I merely cut his fingernails off, I continue to climb up the stairs and head towards the roof. If I can get past the 4th level and past the roof "So you came, Akihisa!" "Yoshii-kun, please surrender quietly." "It''s Yuuji and Himeji-san" While getting up the staircase, the ones blocking me are the great demon kingYuuji and Himeji-san. "How did you two know that I''ll come here?" "Because the roof is the best place for a confession. With that simple brain of yours, you might think that you can watch over everyone''s actions here. So I guessed that you''ll come here." Damn it! As expected of Yuuji, he guessed all of my thought process accurately. "You could have just hidden inside the toilet and read the letter without any interference." Ah! "Sorry, Yuuji. I just got a stomachache. Got to go to the toilet." "Yoshii-kun. Don''t tell me you haven''t realized it?" Himeji-san stares worriedly at me. I can''t stand that gaze! "Yuuji, why must you stop me? Even if you do this, it wouldn''t be of any benefit to you, right?" In order not to let him stick onto me any further, I got to make this clear. Yuuji looks serious as he answers me. "You''re right, I won''t get anything good from this. No, before that, I have no intention of getting a girlfriend." "If so, why" "That''s not the problem, Akihisa, I just" That bad friend stares at me without any hesitation and continues, "hate seeing you getting happiness!" "You''re definitely the worst friend!" Even I''m starting to wonder if we''re really friends. "Akihisa, I won''t tell you something so old-fashioned like ''hand that letter over''. Show me your best and bring it on." Yuuji takes off his coat and undoes his tie. Looking at the physique of this bad friend of mine, there''s no excess fat on his body. Those forceful looking muscle lines are what all men wants. "Can you help me take my coat, Himeji?" "Ah, okay." After passing his coat over to Himeji-san and undoing his tie, being unrestrained, Yuuji gets into position as he swings a few punches. Whoosh, quite a few sharp sounds. Just this alone, and I know the difference between an amateur and an expert. This guyhe''s really trying to kill me. "Yoshii-kun, you better give up" Himeji-san moves beside me and looks worried as she stares at my face. It''s obvious why she would be worried for me; as what his appearance shows, Yuuji''s really used to fighting, and I don''t really have much of a chance if I go head on. But "Thanks for worrying about me, but I have no intention of giving up." For the girl who summoned enough courage to write this letter to me, for my own future, I can''t just run away here! "ReallyI understand. I won''t try to stop you again." "Sorry, I know that you''re doing this for my own good." "Noit''s because this is Yoshii-kun''s style." "My style? Oh yeah, can you help me hold this?" "Ah, okay." Like Yuuji, I took off my coat. My movements are definitely a lot smoother. Speaking of which, I haven''t fought seriously for a long time, and the opponent''s Yuuji this time. My body would actually tremble, and it shouldn''t be because I took off my coat. "Akihisa." "Bring it on, Yuuji." I clench my fist and got ready to fight. If I beat this guy, I can just read the letter without any "You''re really an idiot." "Eh?" Yuuji looks rather listless, but he''s not staring at mebut the coat that Himeji-san''s holding onto. "That, that letter, that letter should be in the pocketcan I read it?" Himeji-san pulls the letter out from my coat pocket. Eh~ that''s "NO, NO!!! READING MY LETTER WITHOUT EVEN A FIGHT, THAT''S AGAINST THE RULES!!!" "HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET!? DON''T CARE ABOUT HIM, HIMEJI! JUST DISPOSE OF THAT LETTER!" Yuuji grabbed me just as I''m about to grab Himeji-san. Damn it! I can''t get away! This perverted muscle freak! "Eh? Isn''t this" Looking back at Himeji-san, she seems bothered by the letter she''s holding in her hand. Maybe she found it too easy to get and is afraid of what''s inside. "" No, that''s not right. It shouldn''t be something like that. Himeji-san would show such an expression because she''s too kind and can''t bear to read a letter that someone else wrote or destroy it mercilessly. I see, so there''s a chance to win! "Himeji-san." "Eh! Ah, yes, is there anything?" "Actually I know, gentle Himeji-san can''t really stamp on other people''s feelings, so you better" "rip that letter apart." "NO! THAT''S NOT IT! YOU''RE TOO DESPICABLE, YUUJI! TO ACTUALLY ADD WORDS LIKE THAT! THIS IS BASICALLY AGAINST THE RULES!" "Okay, I got it." "No, you shouldn''t be answering ''okay'' just like that, right? HIMEJI-SANN! YOU DON''T HAVE TO REALLY TEAR THE LETTER LIKE THAT! I CAN''T POSSIBLY READ IT NOW! GIVE IT BACK! GIVE ME BACK MY HAPPY FUTURE AND WHAT I SAID 4 LINES AGO!" Just as I screamed out in despair, the letter got torn to bits, and it''s no longer in its original shape as what''s left are scraps of the letter. "Really, to think that Himeji will actually tear that letter herselfsorry Akihisa." Yuuji stares at Himeji-san in a shocked manner and then apologized to me. I''m shocked as well, because I thought that Himeji-san''s a girl who won''t do that sort of thing. "At least let me do this." Yuuji said as he picks up all the scraps on the floor. Yeah, now''s not the time to give up. "Thanks Yuuji. I''ll bet on the last probability and fix these pieces of paper back!" "I''ll kill your last hope." Whooshburning Ah, how warm! The strong flames seem to melt my ice cold heart "GYAH! NO WAY! YOU ACTUALLY BURNED THE LETTER!? IS THERE A NEED FOR YOU TO DO THAT? IF SO, I DON''T HAVE ANY CHANCE OF READING THE LETTER ALREADY!? WHERE DID MY HAPPY FUTURE DISAPPEAR TO?" "Akihisa, you may not understand" "WHAT? FORGET ABOUT THAT, HURRY UP AND GET A BUCKET OF WATER!!" "The thing I hate most is your happiness." "WHO WILL UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU BIG IDIOT!? YOU DESPICABLE BASTARD!!" No matter how hard I tried, that letter was burned to a pile of ash. "Doesn''t Sakamoto-kun want to know who wrote that letter?" Seeing the letter burned to ash, Himeji-san seems relaxed for some reason as she turns and asks Yuuji. "I have no interest at all, since I just want to get rid of Akihisa''s happiness. Besides" "Be, besides what?" "I can sort of guess who wrote that letter." "Eh?" "If what you tore was ''someone else''s'' letter, it will create quite the trouble, right?" "That, thatthis, this" I don''t really understand Himeji-san and Yuuji''s conversation. Do they know who wrote that letter? "Yuuji! Repeat that again!" "Ahh! Yoshii-kun can''t eavesdrop!" "GYAH!!!" "Himeji, Akihisa''s neck seems to be tilted back completely." "So, sorry! I actually did such a cruel thing." "Well, you don''t really have to worry about that. Besides, even if he remains alive now, he will be murdered by those guys." Squeezing off the last ounce of consciousness, I listen to the voices where Yuuji pointed to. "A~KI-~ YOU ACTUALLY DARE TO DO SUCH A THING TO ME-~" "I''LL DEFINITELY KILL YOU, YOSHII!!!" """KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM!!!""" Dear God, I beg of you, allow me to safely see the sun tomorrow. How did that happen? That disappeared letter actually went into Yoshii-kun''s shoe locker! Someone must have picked it up and kindly put it in for me It''s because of me that you ended up suffering such a terrible thingI''m truly sorry, Yoshii-kun. But like what Yoshii-kun told me before, I hope I can convey my feelings not through a letter, but directly to you. So, please wait for me. Volume 3.5, The Sakamoto Couples Secret Love Technique Lecture Volume 3.5, The Sakamoto Couple''s Secret Love Technique Lecture "Oi, Shouko! Tell me what''s going on first!" "This is a chapter for us to share the secrets of our husband and wife''s love to everyone." "THAT''S TOO SCARY! EVERYTHING''S A LIE EXCEPT FOR THE ''THIS'' RIGHT!?" "Okay, let''s read a fan letter that we received." "CAN''T YOU JUST AT LEAST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN A WHILE FIRST!?" "''I''m sorry for this sudden letter, but I want to discuss something with the couple with the good relationship''." "To the reader who sent this letter, listen carefully. My limbs are all tied up now and I can''t move anywhere. Do you think that person is suited for discussing love questions? Please reconsider carefully." "''I have a fiance, but I''m really worried whether he will be tempted by the women beside him and do all sorts of nonsense outside. Please teach me what to do''." "EVEN IF YOU ASK ME THAT, I DON''T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" "I''m also very bothered about my husband potentially being a Casanova." "I beg of you, please don''t get involved in this." "So now, I''m going to teach you what I think will prevent a husband from being a Casanova." "Shouko, can I treat what you''re going to say next as an ominous prelude to what''s going to happen to me?" "First, we have to prepare three items." "Do you need to prepare items to prevent someone from cheating?" "The first item-" "What''s the first item?" "-''Handcuffs''." "STOP, SHOUKO! I can''t get rid of the notion that this is related to a criminal act!" "The second item-" "You''re ignoring me again. Okay, what''s the second item?" "-''Apron''." "Hold on a minute. I can''t understand what you''re thinking now. Speaking of which, what are you intending to use these two items on me for?" "And next, the third item-" "What''s the third item?" "-''Video camera''." "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING TO FILM!? PUTTING HANDCUFFS ON ME AND THEN WEARING AN APRON, WHAT KIND OF SCENE ARE YOU GOING TO FILM!?" "Once you prepare these three items, you just need to tell your husband the terrifying consequences if he cheats on you." "I THINK THAT YOU''RE THE SCARIEST ONE HERE!!!" "The above is a fan letter that''s sent over from an imouto who ''loves Baka onii-chan'' (11 years old)." "AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT SENT THIS!? SEEMS LIKE THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!" "Speaking of which, Shouko, you were lying about those things you said earlier, right?" "I want at least 5 sets of cameras." "Hold, hold on a sec, we have something to discuss." Volume 3.5, Me and Shouko and Kisaragi Highlands Volume 3.5, Me and Shouko and Kisaragi Highlands "Akihisa." "Hm? Yuuji, what''s up?" "I just thought of it, what will you do with those tickets?" "Those ticketsare you talking about the free Kisaragi Highlands tickets?" "Yeah, I remember that they have some trial run before they fully begin operations. Why don''t you get Himeji to come along?" "Wha, what are you saying, Yuuji!? If we use those tickets, the Kisaragi corporation will use all of their power to force us to marry each other! Wouldn''t Himeji-san be pitiful if it ends up like this?" "That''s sort of true. They did try their best to come up with that omen of ''any couple who goes there will gain happiness''. They will probably put in lots of effort to make that a reality." "Mmm, that''s the case." "However, I don''t think Himeji will refuse." "Eh?" "Well, if you summon your courage and try to ask her out, I don''t think she will really refuse." "Ah, ahhahaha, here we go again. Yuuji, you really love to make fun of me~ how can I possibly get married to Himeji-san? That''s totally impossible." "Uuu~ since you said so, I''ll leave it at that. Then, if you''re not going, how are you going to use those tickets?" "I just so happen to know someone who''s about to get married, so I''ll just send the tickets to that person." "Oh yeah, if someone wants to get married, the tickets will work extremely well. And if they can get married successfully, Kisaragi Corporation will be extremely happy." "Yeah, if it''s successful, everyone will be happy." "Are those two who''re getting married getting along well?" "Nn, they just need an opportunity." "I see, it''ll be great if they can get together." "Don''t worry. They''ll always be together." On a certain holiday morning, the sunlight that seeped through the gaps of the blinds and the chirping of the sparrows woke me from my dream. When I woke up "Good morning, Yuuji." I found Shouko standing beside my bed. "The weather''s nice today." Shouko pulled the blinds, causing the sunlight to shine brightly into my room. "Hm? Ahh, seems good." The overly bright light caused me to narrow my eyes as I closely inspected the figure of my childhood friend. As today''s a holiday, she''s not wearing the school uniform. The top was a white long-sleeved knitted coat with a thin pink shirt underneath, and matching them at the bottom was a light knee-length skirt. The piece of cloth meant to hide the interior of it should be called an underskirt, right? Shouko would normally wear a T-shirt and jeans or shorts, so it seems like she deliberately dolled herself up today. I''m totally shocked that I actually checked through Shouko''s attire, since it''s not in my nature. Maybe I haven''t woken up, right? I shook my head hard to get rid of the sleepy sensation, and then turned to look at Shouko. "I haven''t greeted you yet. Morning, Shouko." "Nn, morning." I pulled my blanket aside and got off the bed. Speaking of which, why did Shouko come to my room? Do I have a date with her or something? I started to rack my just-woken-up brainno good, I couldn''t remember anything. Since I couldn''t think of anything, it meant that I didn''t have a date with her, right? I see. "Sorry, Shouko, pass me my handphone." "Are you going to make a call?" "Mm, yeah." After receiving the phone that Shouko passed over, I pressed a few buttons. If this person is in my room, this means "Ah, hello? Is this the police station?" SHE''S AN INTRUDER! THOMP THOMP THOMP THOMP THOMP!! CRRRAAAAKKKK!!! "MOM! TELL ME WHAT''S GOING ON HERE!!" "Oh my, Yuuji, good morning." After rushing into the kitchen, I saw my mom standing at the basin as she washed the dishes, even saying good morning to me energetically. "WHAT MORNING!? WHY WAS SHOUKO IN MY ROOM!? I ENDED UP BEING TREATED BY THE POLICE AS SOME DELUDED MANIAC THAT CAN''T TELL WHAT''S 2-D AND 3-D!!!" My childhood friend came into my room and woke me upwhen I said that, the reaction left a pain that won''t ever be erased. What I can say is that even if I overslept, this is the greatest mistake I ever made in my entire life! "Eh?" Hearing my complaints, those wide eyes of my mom blinked quite a few times. She''s almost 40, and yet this look was just like a kid''s. Maybe it''s because of this natural doll-like face that my mom looked a lot younger than what she really is. ''People often mistook me for a college student''that''s what she herself said. However, my dad and I don''t believe this even one bit. No matter what, she can''t possibly be seen as a college student. "You were talking about Shouko-chan?" Mom placed her hand on her face as she said that with a bothered look on her face. Seeing her attitudedid Shouko sneak into my room? Mom didn''t help out? If this were the case, I may have failed to think things through when I roared at her. "Ahh, nothing much, sorry for shouting at you early in the morning. I thought that mom helped her enter my room" "Really, Shouko-chan''s too naive. I helped her create this opportunity, yet she didn''t do anything; that''s really a pioh my, Yuuji, why are you grabbing onto your mom''s face?" "SO YOU''RE THE ONE WHO DID THAT!!!" Seems like I have to educate her on the common sense a mother should have. "Yuuji, you can''t bully mom." "Shouko, don''t say it. As a son, I have to re-educate this mother." Appearing later, Shouko tugged my arm as she tried to stop me. Speaking of which, it''s rather weird when Shouko just said ''mom'' with a different tone. However, I guess I shouldn''t retort back at her for my own safety. "if you don''t listen, I''m going to read this book with mom." Shouko pulled out an A4-sized book. Hm? That bookdon''t tell me "Hold, hold on a minute! That''s not what girls should be reading! Hurry up and return it to me!" Why on earth is it that book! That''s the treasure trove that even Muttsulini would cry over! She actually found it! This is bad! Speaking of which, how did she find it? I hid it in a place that even my mom couldn''t find it, even though she''s living in the same house as me! "Oh my, Shouko-chan, is that the secret book with the world history reference cover over it? Yuuji hid it in the double-layer 3rd drawer." I have never been so envious of Akihisa''s live-alone lifestyle like I am now. "I, I got it. I''ll let go of mom now." I obediently let go of the death grip. To actually force me to surrender with this trick. This is too despicable! "That''s good. If so" Damn it! Once I get my book back, I''ll hide it in a place where you two can''t find it. I might as well lock it up in maximum security "I''ll only forgive you if you burn it." "Sorry Shouko, but no matter what, that isn''t what one will do after forgiving, right?" Normally, if I''m forgiven, I should have my book back. "Then I won''t forgive you even if you burn this book." "Isn''t there an option of not burning this?" Though I have known her since elementary school, I''m occasionally unable to tell what the heck is going on in that person''s mind. "Hoho, you two still have quite the good relationship." Having been released from the grip, my mom didn''t look panicked at all. She washed the last dish and wiped her hands on her apron. Such a carefree mother. "I don''t think we have quite the good relationship here" "Oh my, is that so?" My mom still showed a smiling face. This mother will most likely say ''oh my, isn''t that interesting?'' when she sees me knocked down by a car, right? "Really, you twospeaking of which, what are you doing here, Shouko?" "Date." "Date? Do I have a date with you?" "Mm." As usual, Shouko nodded her head as she pulled out a small piece of paper. That seems to be some sort of ticket. Let me see, that is "Oh my, isn''t that the Kisaragi Highlands trial ticket? And it says that it''s a free experience. It should be a special ticket right? You''re amazing, Shouko-chan, to be able to get such a ticket~" "A kind soul gave it to me." "Is that so? That''s great~" "Yuuji, who''re you calling?" "I got something to say to some scum." I first shut off the incoming display number of the handphone, and then dialed Akihisa''s number. After a few seconds of dialing, that damned despicable foe picked up his phone with a casual tone. "Hello hello? Who''re you looking for?" "I''M GOING TO KILL YOU." "Eh? What! Who are you? That''s really scar(cuts off)" After hearing the extremely awkward voice from the phone, I silently cut the phone line. At least I feel better now. "Let''s go, Yuuji." Shouko grabbed my hand. Seems like she really wants to go. "I don''t want to even if I die." However, I definitely can''t fulfill this wish of yours. If it were just an ordinary trip to a theme park, I might consider it a bit. However, that''s an activity that Kisaragi Corporation planned, there''s definitely something dangerous about it. If I''m to go along with Shouko and drop into their trap, I''ll definitely be forced to to get married to her. No matter what, I have to prevent that sort of thing from happening! "Oh my, why are you so unwilling, Yuuji? Just go out and play with Shouko." My mom, who didn''t know anything at all, said it as if it were so easy. "Obviously, I don''t want to go because of many reasons." Only a few people, including Akihisa and me knew of the Kisaragi Corporation''s plan, and even Shouko, who''s from the same school didn''t know anything about it. If she''s to know of something like ''mobilizing the entire power of Kisaragi Corporation to force two people to marry'', no matter what kind of dirty tactics she''ll use, Shouko will definitely force me to join in, because she''s that kind of a woman. "I want to go with Yuuji." It''s been about 7 years since this person started to show her affections for me. No matter what I say, she wouldn''t budge. In a certain sense, I really have to respect that unwavering will of hers. That''s the case, but I have to refuse, or else I''ll really be forced to get married. No matter what, I don''t want to marry in High school; I want to enjoy a few more years of my free life. Okay, since this can''t be helped, I''ll have to say clearly ''Shouko, you better give up''. Thus, I take a deep breath, and then say "Shouko." "I don''t want." "You better give" Too fast! Way too fast! I only said her name! "Shou, Shouko! Listen to me first" "If you don''t want to go no matter what" Overpowering my incomplete words, Shouko pulled out a small booklet from her bag. "choose one." What Shouko pulled out was a marriage location recommendation book. "Sorry, I have no idea how we ended up like this." "You swore to me before that we''ll get married if you break our promise." Why do I feel that the content of the promise was changed? "Mommy feels that it''s good to go overseas and get married, like Hawaii or some other foreign country~" "Mom, why aren''t you caring about what your own son thinks!?" "Yuuji, choose one. I''m going to book the venue." "Ah, Europe seems rather good. Yuuji, which one do you think is good?" "Uuu" No matter what I choose, it doesn''t seem like I can avoid the issue of marriage. This scenario''s way too precarious. But I''m not going to crumble due to this level of difficulty. Got to find a way to get away from it! "I''m really too useless" After spending more than 2 hours on the train and on the bus, Shouko and I finally arrived in front of Kisaragi Highlands. This, this couldn''t be helped! If it''s just Shouko, fine, but even my mum agreed to us getting married enthusiastically! I had to get away from that delicate, yet hard to define atmosphere! Who can blame me right now!? "We''re finally here." Shouko wasn''t even hiding her delight as she stared at the theme park in front of her. Okayseeing her so happy like this, guess it''s worth bringing her here. Mm hum. "Okay, Shouko, since we''re already here" "Mn." "Let''s hurry up and go back." CRACK. "No, I must go in." "Hahaha, Shouko, my arm won''t go in that direction." My arm got clamped down forcefully as I told Shouko while giving off cold sweat. Damn it, my fingers are getting numb. "This is what couples will do." "Hold on Shouko! Are you thinking that this intimate act of holding hands isn''t any different from surrendering?" "?" Seeing her head full of question marks, this woman''s way too terrifying. She probably thinks that all the couples in the world will lock their arms together in order to keep their lovers around "Anyway, let''s go in." "GUH! At least release my hand before going! My arm will really get twisted if this keeps up!" As my left arm got taken as a hostage, I got dragged by Shouko to the entrance. Since today''s a trial operation day before the real opening, we didn''t wait long before arriving in front of the attendants. "Welcome to Kisaragi Highlands!" This youngster doesn''t look like he''s Japanese, since he''s smiling at us while saying that in a weird tone. He looks like an Asian alright, but I don''t know if he''s Japanese. "Today''s our trial day. Do you two have an entrance ticket?" "Yea." Shouko produced that ticket from her pocket. "Sorry, please excuse me." The attendant looked back at us after seeing that coupon, and the smile that was on his face was instantly frozen. "Can''t this ticket be used?" Seeing the attendant''s expression change, Shouko starts to look rather worried. "Nonono, this ticket can be used. However, please hold on~" The attendant immediately whips out a handphone from his pocket as he starts to make a call to someone. "It''s me. Those two are here. Prepare the wedding now, I''ll think of a way to stop them." "Oi, hold on! What''s with those inappropriate words!" The youngster''s expression immediately became rather scary. Is he a worker of that damned corporation that started all these? "Prepare the wedding?" Shouko tilts her head in bewilderment. Since she doesn''t know of what Kisaragi Corporation is planning, she must be feeling puzzled after hearing that ''Prepare Wedding''. "Please don''t mind, this is just a logistics problem." The attendant reverts back to his original smile in order to hide the situation, but no matter how I look that it, it''s just too strange. "Oi, wasn''t your Japanese really fluent when you were talking on the phone?" "O~ uu, Japanese is really tough, I don''t know what you''re saying~" This guy really bugs me. "Speaking of which, there''s no need to prepare whatsoever wedding. Just let us go in and don''t bother us." Thanks to the phone call just now, I know what they''re planning. However, I''m not planning on letting them do whatever they want. If not, my entire life will be "Don''t say that, please like us handle this and prepare a super duper wedding for you~" "No need." "You must allow us no matter what." "No." "Please?" "I refuse?" "If you refuse, I''m going to send some rotten crayfish to your house!" "NO! Our family will get food poisoning if that happens!" My mum will definitely think that those are Ise shrimps. To actually make such a terrifying threat, this damned fake foreigner! "Then, let''s have a commemorative photo." "Commemorative photo?" "Yes, this will be a super matching imprint of a couple''s love~" "Yuuji and Imatch each other (blushes)." Shouko started to blush because of this fake foreigner''s nonsense. "Sorry to keep you waiting. I have the camera here." At this moment, another worker''s holding onto a camera with one hand as his cap is lowered. Hm? I seem to have met this guy before. Isn''t it too suspicious that he lowered his cap deliberately? "You specially brought the camera here. Sorry to bother you, you''ve been a great help." The fake foreigner thanked as he received the camera. That''s really suspicious! They aren''t convenience store workers, is there a need to be so polite to each other in a theme park? Hm, let me try this. "Sorry, I''m going to make a call." "Okay, please." I pulled out my phone and call this huge idiot named ''Yoshii Akihisa'' while not showing my number. Prrrr Prrrr. "Ah, sorry, my phone rang." Once the phone rang, the butt pocket of the guy who brought the camera over rang. Success! "Yo~ Akihisa, you sure found it interesting, right?" "You got the wrong person!" Dash! "Ah, damn it! You dare to run away? Let go of me, you fake foreigner!" "He''s one of our workers here, the name''s Elizabeth Hanako (35 years old), also known as Steve. He''s definitely not called Yoshii or something," "Shut up! You actually came up with such a ridiculous name and age without flinching! And no matter what, that sort of name can''t possibly be called Steve! Speaking of which, I never called that guy by his surname Yoshii, right?" Akihisa got away while I was held up by the fake foreigner. That damned Itsuki''s definitely trying to set me upwhat is he treating my life as! Is he thinking about payback? But isn''t it too much to actually act as a worker here? This doesn''t seem like Akihisa''s working alone. That old granny---let me repeat that again, the principal helped out as well, right? Since that damned old granny''s indebted to him, she probably won''t refuse. No, not just the old granny, even the rest should be involved. "Sorry Shouko, but just endure this for a while." "?" I reach my hand out to grab the stunned Shouko''s skirt and lift it up slightto the length where her underwear can be seen. "(Flash)!" At that moment, from the corner of my eyes, I caught a figure reach his arms and clutch in front of his chest Anyway, it''s just a guy who''s wearing a fox costume. "To reach his arms quickly in and clutch in front of his chest for a digital cameraeven Muttsulini''s here?" After exchanging glances with me, that fox mascot immediately disappeared agilely like a rabbit. Since Akihisa and Muttsulini are around, then Hideyoshi and and Himeji should be around somewhere. Really, these guyswhy are they so tireless when it comes to other people''s misfortune! "Yuuji, ecchi." Just as I''m wondering how to punish them, I noticed that Shouko''s staring at me rather angrily. "What? You, you''re mistaken! I''m not interested in your underwear at all!" "I''ll be bothered if that''s the case." "GUUAAHHH!! THAT''S COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE!!!" Shouko stretched her arm and grabbed my skull.I seem to hear my own bone cracking. "Okay, it''s now time to take the photo. Say cheese." The light start to flash nearby, and then an electronic sound can be heard. "We''ll print it immediately, so please wait for us here." "I know, I''ll be waiting for you in this position." "GUUAHH!! IF YOU MAINTAIN THIS POSITION, MY SKULL WILL" Born with an ever honest personality, Shouko didn''t even let go as she continues to wait in this position. Does she really like me? "It''s done. Please take this." After a short while, the fake foreigner came back with the photo, and I got released. "Thank you." Shouko received the photo over happily. "Look, Yuuji, this is our memory." Shouko said this as she brought the photo right in front of me, who''s coughing now. "What''s with this photo!" The image taken was actually the back of Shouko''s head and me being executed painfully. Also "I added a special touch for you, you know." The special touch was adding a heart-shaped frame around our photo and adding the words, "We''re about to get married". Surrounding the woman who let out the claw of Heaven and the guy who was suffering because of it. To the unsuspecting folks, they should be wondering what happened between those two that cause them to end up in marriagebut no matter how I look at it, there can never be happiness between these two! "Can I hang this up in our theme park photo room?" "Are you still normal? What''s the benefit of having such a photo as a decoration?" Any customer who sees this will definitely retreat. "Are you embarrassed, Yuuji?" "Sorry, but no matter how I look at this, this photo doesn''t seem to warrant any need for me to be embarrassed." Just as I was looking at this ridiculous photo and about to say this "Ahh! Someone''s taking a photo! Let''s get them to take a photo for us~" "As a wedding commemoration photo of us? That''s cool. Oi, you''re a worker here, right? Help us take a photo!!" The arrogant delinquent couple shouted as they head towards us. "Sorry, but this couple is targeted by the corporation''s plan" The fake foreigner refused. Seems like this photo is another scheme in the corporation''s plan, and only we''re entitled to it. "What are you saying? Is there anything wrong with it? We''re customers, you understand!?" "Waa~ Ryouta''s so cool~~" The man glares angrily a the fake foreigner as he looks from below to top. Seems like this guy''s really a delinquent. The woman''s who''s excited about this guy''s roguishness probably has a screw loose or something. "And our photo should be more attractive compared to those old-fashioned brats, right?" "That''s right, compared to that dumb guy, my Ryouta''s 100 times cooler than him!" Never mind, I''ll slip away while that delinquent couple''s distracted. "(tatatatata)." "Eh Oi, Shouko, where''re you going?" I grabbed Shouko''s wrist just as she''s angrily charing that the couple. "Those two just insulted Yuuji." "I say, you If we''re to bother about this, we won''t be able to end this." We''ll definitely not end up with something good if we''re to clash with those guys. Besides, no matter what they say, I won''t even care about it. Just seeing them is enough to irritate me. "Let''s go, Shouko." "Since Yuuji said so" Seems like Shouko doesn''t want to see them as well, as she followed after I told her. "Ahhh! If you continue to drag on like this, I''ll report to the media that your customer service is atrocious, you hear me!?" "That''s right~ we''re customers!!" The delinquent couple behind us continue to shout. The promotional event actually got such customers here. Kisaragi Highland''s really unlucky. "Okay then, let''s go home after we walk around." "We must walk around happily." Like what was advertised, the theme park has all sorts of the latest games, from the 3D-effects gaming equipment to the horrifying roller coast, coffee cups, carousels. There are even some attractions with things imagine even with the outer appearances. "It''ll be easier if there''s a cinema somewhere here." "It''s rare for us to come by, that won''t do." My proposal got rejected by Shouko. Though it''s troublesome, I''m trying to find an attraction that won''t make both sides awkward. At this moment, a mascot came to us while looking like it''s going to fall. She seems similar to that fox mascot just now, except in a different outfit. And this one has a large butterfly knot on it, so it should be a female, right? "Onii-chan, Phi Phi will introduce you to some interesting attractions!" A youthful girl''s voice can be heard from below the mascot, and it seems like it doesn''t have a voice changer, since it seems like a normal personor rather, this is a familiar voice. Am I thinking too much? Why do I feel that this sounds like a certain honor student from our class. Seems like I have to check it out. "Speaking of which, the female college student who''s working part-time is dating Akihisa to a movie." "Ehh, are you talking about Akihisa-kun? Where did you see that?" These guys actually came here "Oi, Himeji! You''re here to help?" "Ah! You, you''re mistaken! Ino, Phi Phi isn''t called Himeji! As you can see, Phi Phi is a fox girl!" To actually think of a way to force her way out of this, Himeji''s a really serious person. "Okay Phi Phi, then let''s see you introduce the place." "Ah? Oh, mm! Phi Phi recommends the haunted house directly opposite." Himejino, Phi Phi stretched her hand out and points to a building on the other side of the fountain. Hm, so it''s the famous haunted house that was built from an abandoned hospital? "Really, thanks." "No problems. Enjoy yourself." "Oh, Shouko, let''s go to ''some place other than the haunted house''." I push Shouko from behind. The moment I said this, Himeji immediately pulled my wrist. "Wai wai wai wai wait! Why are you not going to the recommended place!" "You dare to ask me why! I can tell from you tone that there''s some trap inside to make fun of me right? I''m not going to go on a suicide run." No matter how good her grades is, Himeji really can''t fool anyone. She immediately revealed their plan accidentally. "I, I''ll be really bothered! Please, please go there!" "I refuse." I don''t want to sell my life away for just her request! I must refuse no matter what, I got a good freedom of youth ahead of me! "Please~ you''ll definitely find the ghost house interesting!" "I, DON''T, WANT!" I ignore Himeji, who''s tugging at me. However, she continues to tug at me as I drag her. That''s really troublesome. Just as I intend to shrug her away, something seems to be heading for us. "End of the line, Yuujino, the ugly guy over there!" "These dumb movementsis it Akihisa?" Appearing in a dumb manner is the male mascot I just found. What the heck, a change of costumes? "How rude! Ino, wait, since when is Noi Noi dumb?" "Shut up! What''s wrong with calling out an idiot who''s wearing the mascot head the other way around!" What''s supposed to be a cute and cuddly doll now has its head turned backwards because of Akihisa, and now it''s a bone-chilling creature. "Yuuji, Noi Noi''s just a kid." "Shouko, a creature that can put the head wrongly will be annihilated by society." You''ll die if you don''t watch yourself. An existence like him can only exist at the bottom of the food chain. "Ah, Akihisa-kun, your head''s turned backwards! Ahh! The kids were crying once they saw you!" "Wah, this isn''t good! No wonder I can''t see what''s in front!" "Hurry up and put the head properly, or Sakamoto-kun will find out!" To think that you can actually fool me till now, these two are really a match for each other. "Ah, sorry to keep you waiting." An even more troublesome person is herethe fake foreigner from just now. To think that he actually caught up to us so quickly. "Mr Sakamoto Yuuji, please head to the haunted house." "Didn''t I say that I don''t want to!?" I don''t want to deliberately enter that dangerous place. "If you refuse, I''ll send a large amount of food to your house." "Don''t do that! If you do, my family''s lives will be at risk!" My mum won''t even bother about what to do unless we finish up all the food. How can this guy be so vicious? "Speaking of which, Akihisa-kun, who''s the female university student who was with you? To think that you have the time to chase after other girls even during this important situation" "Eh? What are you talking about? I neverhm? Why are you taking you phone out? Who''re you calling here?" "I think Minami will be here soon. Before that, please explain clearly." "No, no way! If there''s a bloodshed incident on opening day, the ratings of this theme park willGYYAH! I feel that someone''s rushing at me angrily! I''ll do anything, kneel, beg for forgiveness, just don''t kill me!!" The two fantasy creatures are having a couple''s quarrel. What an unbelievable scene. "Miss Sakamoto Shouko, you may hug your boyfriend when you enter the haunted house in any way that you want." "Yuuji, I want to go." "You''re really despicable. Actually thinking of using Shouko to force me into the trap! And who asked you to randomly change Shouko''s surname! Her surname''s Kirishima!" "Don''t worry, it''ll become Sakamoto soon." Without noticing it, Shouko again controls my arm. If so, I can''t resist! "Okay, then please sign here." The fake foreigner pulls out a document and a pen. What''s this? "Just an ordinary consent form." We''re just entering a haunted house. Is there really a need to sign a consent form? Is it really that dangerous inside? "Seems interesting." Since there''s a consent form, it should mean that there''s something that''s really scary inside. Maybe it''s really interesting. I''m starting to feel a little interested as I get ready to sign that consent form with the ball-point pen. ''Consent form'' 1. ISakamoto Yuuji swear to take Kirishima Shouko as my wife, through thick and thin, loving each other for the rest of our lives. 2. I swear that we will get married at Kisaragi Highlands. 3. No matter what happens, I will never leave Kirishima Shouko. "Here, Yuuji, here''s the seal." "The inkpad''s here." "Am I the only one? Am I the only one who finds this completely ridiculous!?" These guys are crazy! "That''s a joke. There''s no need to sign this, you can just go in." "mn, just joking." "You guys prepared the carbon papers, and you actually dare say that you''re joking!" I really have a lot of things to say, but isn''t their common sense too cruel or something? "It''ll be rather inconvenient to bring that huge bag around. I''ll keep it for you." "Sorry to bother you." Shouko hands her bag over to the fake foreigner. Speaking of which, her bag''s really huge. "The contents inside may spillover, so please don''t put it horizontally." "You''re talking about this bag? I understand, please don''t worry." Spill out? What''s inside that bag? "Then enjoy to you heart''s content." "Let''s go, Yuuji." "OWOWOWOWOW! MY ARM''S GOING TO GET TWISTED BY YOU!" My resistance ends up useless, and after a while, I got dragged by her to the entrance of the haunted house. Did they deliberately try to create the atmosphere? The haunted house has automatic sliding doors, but there''s not a single light inside. It feels like someone''s making some moves. "It''s me. The prey has already entered the haunted house. We''ll start with the plan that Mr Yoshii came up with." Before the auto-door closed, I could hear the fake foreigner say that. So Akihisa came up with the plan? I don''t know what''s going on, but I won''t let that guy get what he wants! Shouko and I continue to walk down this dark corridor. Kk, kkthe the footsteps on the linoleum''s a lot clearer than what I expected. "As expected of a haunted house that''s modified from an abandoned hospital, this sure is rare." "It''s a bit scary." "It''s really rare for you to be afraid even though there''s nothing." "Maybe." We continue to move on in the directions mapped out by the sign ''move forward''. There''s nothing on the 1st level, and so we head upstairs. Before we can take a few steps, there finally seems to be something going on. "ferji" With a heart chilling wind, a distorted voice can be heard. Hm? Is this a cry of agony? "Is this voiceYuuji?" "Hm? Is that so?" The voice does sound similar to mine. Most likely, Hideyoshi''s imitating my voice. To hear my own voice without me even speaking, it does feel scary. I thought that Akihisa''s plan will be rather simple or something "I prefer Himeji to Shouko, and her breasts are bigger." "Yuuji, are you ready?" "Scary! Shouko''s face actually became like a Hannya! That''s super thrilling!" How did that damned Akihisa think of such a terrifying method! Is he planning of not letting me escape here alive!? Just as I''m getting worried, I suddenly hear some sort of mechanism being activated. Great! Well done! I can protect my own life now. "Ah, Shouko! Something seemed to have appeared!" Turning to where the sound came from, something appeared at the originally empty place . That is "How kind of them." A mace? That damned Akihisa! He actually prepared everything! Though they messed up on how it''s supposed to be scary, this is one super duper scary haunted house! "Yuuji, where are you going to escape to?" Wielding the mace, my childhood friend came pursuing after me in this new method of playing, and I got chased for an entire hour. However, does Akihisa really think that this will bring Shouko and me together? I continued to escape as I tried to explain to Shouko that Hideyoshi was mimicking my voice, and finally managed to calm her down and bring her out from the house. "It''s been tough on you! How about that? Do you two feel like getting married?" "Only you and that idiot Akihisa will think this will make us get married" Forget about creating a gap between us, I''m feeling that the divide between me and Shouko just got wider. "That''s strange? I though those couples who pass through adversity together won''t have such a problem with each other" "Well, ya, it would have been possible if the crisis didn''t come from the ones who should be together" This fake foreigner''s brain shouldn''t be any different from Akihisa, right? But now at least I can relax a bit. If it''s a plan Akihisa came up with, there wouldn''t be any delinquents coming up to threaten or extort me. If so, I don''t have to keep thinking of ways to escapehow troublesome. If possible, I really want to go home now. "About time to eat lunch." Shouko stares above the fountain as she mutters. The large clock that''s in that direction indicates that it''s 1pm. That''s right, it''s about time to eat. "That, my bag--" "Yes, we prepared a deluxe meal for both guests. Please follow me." The fake foreigner walks away after saying this. They actually prepared lunch for us. That entrance ticket sure isn''t for show. "What''s wrong, Shouko?" "Nothing." "?" What''s with that lonely look on her face out of a sudden? "Yuuji, if we don''t hurry up, we won''t be able to catch up with him." "Hm, you''re right." Maybe believing that we will follow him, the fake foreigner has already walked quite some distance. Well, since he said that they prepared a meal for us, we''ll let him treat us. I hurriedly walk away, and after a walk, what appears in front of me is a trendy-looking restaurant. "Please enjoy the meal that we''ll be preparing for you here." Immediately, the fake foreigner ushered us into a wide hall that seems like a party hall. There''s a round table right in the middle, and there is also a stage and some small tables. The atmosphere now doesn''t look like a restaurant, but like a "A quiz show?" That''s right, though there''s a lot of luxurious food on the table, this is basically a quiz show that we always see on TV. "Mr Sakamoto Yuuji and Miss Shouko, welcome." Am attendant walks over as he leads us to our seatswhat the heck, I know this guy too! "Why are you dressed up as an attendant, Hideyoshi?" "Hideyoshi? What are you talking about?" My classmate shows a poker face. Has this guy gotten into character? Seems like it''s hard to rip this guy''s mask off. I''ll just use the useful tool that I used on Akihisa! "Since you deny it, I''ll just confirm it." I pull out my phone and look for a name in the phonebook called ''Kinosheeta Hideyoshi''. But before I could press the call button, the attendant beside me immediately took action. "Ah, my phone slip!" Hideyoshi (?) pulls out his phone and threw it hard at the fountain. Ploop, the sound of something landing in the water can be heard. "Is, is there a need to go to such an extent? Your phone will definitely spoil!" "I don''t understand what you''re saying." Hideyoshi continues to give me the poker face. Even if he doesn''t really use it, to throw the handphone away without a second thoughtthe enemy''s thoroughly into character. "Then, if you allow me, please." "Ah, ooh" We''re led by the attendant to the center of the hall. "As the two guests are underaged, we''ve prepared these drinks for you." After we sat down, the attendant pours some non-alcoholic champagne into our glasses, not even forgetting to introduce us the brand of this champagne. He''s really into it, as expected of someone from the drama society. "Please enjoy your appetiser." After putting down the glasses the dishes are served onto this table. Seeing the luxurious food that''s only the appetiser, I can only grimace that I''m not used to holding a fork and a knife. Speaking of which, Shouko should be rather used to this sort of cuisine, right? Until we finished eating, there doesn''t seem to be any traps around. Just as I thought that I can heave a sigh of relief "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending this trial trip of Kisaragi Highlands''s before it officially opens!" A loud voice booms throughout the entire hall. "Actually, in this hall today, there will be a wedding experience event to prepare a high school couple!" Some of the drink I just gulped down accidentally sputtered out of the nose. "We at Kisaragi Corporation wish to encourage this couple and created such a scheme! The scheme is called the ''Kisaragi Highlands wedding experience'' quiz show~" A heavy sound of the entrance being locked can be heard from the entrance. To actually cut off my escape route, damn you Akihisa! Seems like you have grasped how I would think! "The content of this scheme is simple. You just need to answer all the 5 provided questions to enjoy the wedding of the highest class! Of course, if you wish, there''s no problems with directly registering as a couple." That''s a huge problem, you big idiot. "Then Mr Sakamoto Yuuji and Miss Shouko, please stand on the stage in front!" As the host earnestly pointed in our direction, everyone in the restaurant turned around to look at us. "A wedding experienceI''ll do my best!" "Calm down Shouko. A wedding has to be agreed by both sidesOWWWWW!!! MY EARS ARE ABOUT TO BE RIPPED OFF! I''LL GO! I''LL GO! JUST LET ME GO!" I continue to keep telling myself that this is just an experience, but I still feel unhappy as I step on on the stage. With the workers leading us, Shouko and I are assigned to our seats. "Okay, the ''Kisaragi Highlands wedding experience'' quiz show begins now!" There''s a huge button between Shouko and me, and it seems like a standard answering system where we have to press the button before answering. Wellif I get the answer correct, I''ll get a prize, but if I answer a few questions wrongly, this event will be a bust, right? Seems like I''ll just have to keep answering wrongly. "And the first question is up!" I reach my hand out for the button as I wait for the question. Come on, show me what questions you have "When is Mr Sakamoto Yuuji and Miss Shouko''s wedding anniversary?" That''s too strange! I don''t even understand what this question is about!? Ding dong! Damn it! Before I even noticed, Shouko actually pressed the button. But even if it''s Shouko, she can''t possibly answer a question that has a non-existent answer "Alright, let''s have Miss Shouko with the answer!" "Everyday''s our wedding anniversary." "DON''T SAY IT SHOUKO! I''LL BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT!!" "Brillant! That''s the correct answer!" That''s the correct answer!? I glare at the host; he actually glanced at me from an angle where the audience can''t see him. What the heck! So this was pre-planned! Do you really want us to have a wedding experience? Find then, if soI''ll show you my passion! "Second question! Where will the wedding be held?" Ding dong! I quickly pressed the button down as I lean near the mic to say the correct answer. These questions aren''t questions now, they''re just interrogations. But it doesn''t matter. If I give a wrong answer, that''s nothing! "Okay, will Mr Sakamoto Yuuji please answer!" "Miso-stewed Mackerel!" "Correct answer!" "What?" How can such a thing happen! You asked for the location, so how can my miso-stewed mackerel answer be correct!? "The wedding of these two will be held at the phoenix room our Kisaragi hotel, also known as the ''Miso-stewed Mackerel''. "Hold on! You just came up with this nickname, right!? There has to be a limit to this!" "Third question! Where did the couple first meet?" No way, they aren''t listening to mebut if so, I can guess what they''re thinking. I have to say the wrong answer this time. Got to be faster than Shouko and say the wrong answer "Don''t you think of doing that." Pwoosh. "OOOOWWWWW!!! MY EYESS! MMMYYY EEEEEYYYYEEEEESSSS!!!" Ding dong. "Okay, will Miss Shouko answer?" "Elementary school." "Correct answer! These two first met each other in elementary school, and after a long time of dating, they''re finally about to be married today! Just an intimate pair of childhood friends!" Didn''t he just see my eyes getting poked hard? Since when has our relationship reached such an extent that it can be considered intimate!? It''s too late to answer the question after hearing it, so I have to get the right to answer before Shouko does. If so "Next, the fourth question!" Ding dong! Before the host could say the answer, I already pressed the button. Now I can give an answer before being stopped! Though I don''t know the question, I''ll be 100% correct if I just answer ''I don''t know''. "I don''t" "Correct answer! Up next, the last question!" WOAH! He just ignored my answer! Did he give this reply because I ignored the question? I can''t even answer a question wrongly now. Just as I''m thinking about giving up "Oi~ is there something wrong? We''re also about to get married, why is it that only that high school couple can have such special treatment~" The savior with the irritating tone has arrived. Just as everyone start to look around for that guy who spoke, he walked up to the stage without anyone asking him to. "Dear guests, we''re having an event not. Sorry, but can you" "AHH? STOP YAPPING OVER THERE! WE''RE GUESTS, YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION!?" The coffee-haired guy with piercings threatened the workers. I actually wanted to mention that those two look familiar. So they''re actually the delinquent couple that continued to pester the fake foreigner when we first entered. "We have a wedding experience as well~" "Bu, but, this" "DIDN''T WE TELL YOU TO STOP YAPPING ABOUT? WE WANT TO ENTER THE QUIZ SHOW. ARE YOU DUMB OR DID YOU NOT HEAR US!?" "YEAH! HOW ABOUT THAT! WE''LL COME UP WITH THE QUESTION. IF THEY ANSWER IT CORRECTLY, THEY WIN. IF WE ANSWER IT WRONGLY, WE WIN!" "How, how can it be" Ignoring the panicking workers, the delinquent couple stride onto the stage and grab a mic. Once in a million chance! That host will definitely ignore my answer, but if it''s these duo, I may have a chance to escape. Next, I just need to prevent Shouko from answer "Yu, Yuuji?" I held Shouko''s hand as I put my hand on the contestant''s table. If so, she can''t poke her fingers into my eye. Now all I need to do is just to give them a wrong answer, and everything will be OK! "Okay, here''s the question." The hoodlum deliberately rolls his tongue and says in a tone that''s hard to hear out. Come on, what''s the question? Relax, no matter how simple the question is, I can answer it wrongly "WHAT''S THE CAPITAL OF EUROPE?" "" I can''t even answer this. "Oi, hurry up and answer! Don''t you know?" I really don''t know what''s the answer. In my memory, Europe was never designated as a ''country''. It''s impossible to answer this question at all. "Mr Sakamoto Yuuji and Miss Shouko, congratulations on winning the ''Kisaragi Highlands'' wedding experience'' prize!" "OI, hold up! These two haven''t answered at all! We should be the winners, right?" "How is that possible? Is that host an idiot!?" As the idiotic couple continue to create a ruckus, the stage ended. To think that there''s a bigger idiot than Akihisa in this worldthis world sure is huge. "Congratulations to you two to be able to win this free wedding experience. You two are lucky." "I''m so happy." Once we walked out the restaurant, the fake foreigner immediately carries Shouko''s bag as he walks towards us. Really, what lucky? You guys planned this right from the beginning. "Oh yeah, Shouko, what''s in your bag? Why is it so big?" "No, it''s nothing" Shouko''s reply seems to be a little troubled. What''s going on? However, this person here is someone who''ll bring my important stamp around, so it''s not strange to see her bring such a large bag. "Miss Shouko, for the wedding experience, can you please follow this worker and get ready?" A 30+ woman walks up to us from behind the fake foreigner and bows to us. She looks just like a professional who specializes in dressing up wedding gowns on others. "Hello, we''ve met for the first time. I''ll be in charge of putting the wedding gown on this Miss here. For this event to be an unforgettable success, please allow me to help you dress up as the prettiest bride." The female worker smiles earnestly at Shouko. Oi oi oi, aren''t you playing it too seriously? You even got a specialist to come all the way here? If so, Kisaragi Highlands wasn''t planning to promote their facilities right from the start, but the wedding experience we''re going to have? Seems like my time is wasted on this mock wedding. "If so, don''t I have to wait for quite some time?" "Please rest assured, as for Mr Sakamoto Yuuji, we''ve already heard from Mr Yoshiino, that''s not right, we''ve already thought of the best way to deal with you." "There''s no need to hide it now. Did Akihisa give you any instructions?" I suddenly have a bad feeling about this. "Yes, he said to use this on Mr Sakamoto Yuuji first." While saying this, he pulls out something that looks like a taser (200,000 volts). "Because Mr Sakamoto Yuuji may think of escaping, Mr Yoshii''s instruction is to use this taser to knock you out and then change you into the bridegroom''s outfit." "A, AAAAAKKKKKKIIIIHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" "Please endure this for a while." Before I can hear the terrifying bzzt sound from behind, I got knocked out just like that. "And now, we''ll have the main event of today, the wedding experience! Will all guests please applaud the bridegroom!" The loud applause seems like it covers the entire theme park. I thought that these guests were air to come here, but even the ordinary guests can''t help but applaud on hearing this. "Mr Sakamoto Yuuji, please stand on the stage." The fake foreigner who''s standing on the stage whispered to me. How about I try to beat this guy down and immediately run away? "If you still want to resist, I''ll put sea urchins and brown brushes together as a sashimi plate and send it over to you house." Uu! If that''s sent to my house, my mum will think that they''re all sea urchins and eat the brown brushes together "Really can''t stand youoh well, at least that''s just an experience. I''ll just play along" In order to let the fake foreigner relax, I deliberately said these words of giving up struggling in a voice loud enough for him to hear. These guys must be planning to go all the way from exchanging rings to the oath and the kiss. They probably want to use this entire sequence to spread it out to the public and force Shouko and me to get married. But if society''s to see this and find me with another girl, I''ll get talked about. Frustrating, but a skillful way of forcing us to get married. To come up with such a planthough they haven''t considered the problem of misusing the image rights, the enemy''s a famous enterprise, so they will have a way. If so, I''ll just have to escape before the oath is said, and best if everyone can see it. Maybe I can feign illnessthey can only end this if they can''t handle me. As long as I get away from here, it doesn''t matter what happens later. "Mr Sakamoto Yuuji, please head up the stage." "Okay okay." Dong dong dong, I climb up the slightly steep steps. When I got onto the stage, the scene in front of me makes me somewhat dizzy. "Oi, that can''t be itwhat''s with this setup!?" What appeared in front of me are numerous lights and a full audience like a concert. Everything, the dry ice equipment, the balls and smoke are all set up. And there''re all sorts of lighting experts around. "And now, a brief introduction of the bridegroom''s life" Oh? Introducing my life? That''s not too different from a real wedding. Seems like even with the final goal in mind, they got every minor detail in place as well. The quiz show just now was the same as well. Seems like they got lots of details from Akihisa "we''ll ignore that." That''s too shoddy! "Haiz! No need to introduce him in the first place." "We have no interest in that in the first place~" "We just need to know that there are people who aren''t worthy of being at our wedding place." "That''s right~" The jerks sitting in front create such a ruckus. The voicesso it''s that delinquent couple in the quiz show just now. They''re in the front row, yet they continue to yap away like nobody''s business. These two''s etiquette are as lousy as their looks. "In order to avoid creating disturbance to the other guests, will those below the stage, please avoid creating a huge commotion." "Were they just talking about us?" "No way, we''re guests!" "You''re right~" "Humph, even if they''re talking about us, we have no need to be mindful about that. The main thing is that we''re not satisfied. Isn''t that right, isn''t that more important?" "That''s right, that''s right! Well said, Ryouta!" The self-centered couple continues to increase their volume without any restraint. The organizers should be really wishing that they can get rid of these meddlesome people, but these jerks that are making such a ruckus are tougher for them to handle. Since this is a promotional event, there''ll be no point to this is there''s negative feedback, so they can only leave those two alone. "And now, the bride will be here." The BGM got deliberately louder as it reaches my ears, and all the lights are switched off. A light smoke rises from the feet, and it can''t be denied that there''s a wedding atmosphere here. Haha, it''ll be depressing if Shouko''s wearing a wedding gown that doesn''t suit her! I''ll run away later. Since it''s like this now, it''ll be interesting to see Shouko in a wedding gown. After making this decision, I decide to stay here. Before my eyes got used to the darkness, the spotlight lights up. "Please welcome our female lead in this event, Miss Kirishima Shouko!" With the audio broadcast, several lights are lit up as they all gather at a part of the stage. The darkness got instantly replaced by the light, forcing people to close their eyes. When I try to open my eyes, I see the figureand is rendered speechless. Seems like I''ve just met the childhood friend that I''ve known since young in quite a whileseeing her like this, I start to feel a little delusional. She looks just like a real bride, standing elegantly over there. Whois she? "So pretty." A voice can be heard from the silent crowd that''s utterly awestruck. I don''t know who said that, but those words reached my ears without any deterrence. Maybe it''s because it was delicately made that the pure white gown doesn''t have a single crumple. The length of the skirt seems to nearly reach the floor, as it didn''t get stained while she was walking. "Yuuji" The face hidden under the wedding gown, my childhood friend, dressed in a silk dress seems to look uncomfortable as she looks up. The bouquet of flowers in her hands at chest level sways about slightly. "Are you, Shouko?" "Nn." My mind is utterly blank, and the question just came out even though I didn''t need to answer that. Maybe the change was so drastic that I had to confirm it. Seeing me waver, Shouko asks in a somewhat shyly manner, "How is itdo, I look like a bride?" Maybe it''s because this girl looks like a stranger, or maybe it''s the atmosphere, or maybe it''s some other reason,; I just answered without thinking, "Um, no problems. At least no matter what, you don''t look like a bridegroom." The fleeting thought of ''it''ll be depressing if Shouko''s wearing a wedding gown that doesn''t suit her'' got thrown far away. ''You don''t look like a bridegroom''I guess it''s a good job that I managed to at least say something. "Yuuji" Shouko called my name softly as she hugs the bouquet of flowers into her arms. And then, she seems to be stunned as she remains rooted to the spot. "Oi, oi, Shouko?" What''s wrong? She seems weird, was my answer weird? Should I get over to her? I hesitate for a while. Just when I''m doing so, Shouko again says, "I''m so happy" The girl in front of me lowers her head and buries her face into the flowers. She can no longer say anything more as she can only tremble silently. "What, what''s going on? The bride seems to be crying?" As if remembering his own job, the audio broadcast can be heard again. Is she about to cry? I only noticed it when the host said it. Lowering her head, her shoulders tremblingShouko''s crying silently in front of me. "Oi, Shouko, what''s" The veil and the bouquet of flowers prevents me from seeing her face clearly. Why is she crying? The originally silent audience starts to chatter loudly for some reason, and yet Shouko''s able to say to me in an audible voice, "Becausethis has always been my dream" A hoarse voice reaches my ears. "A dream, huh?" "Ever since I was little, I always dreamed of being Yuuji''s bridealways had this dream of having a wedding that belongs only to Yuuji and mebut, I can''t possibly do it on my own, this dream of mine" The normally silent Shouko tries her best to say out some words, creating a weird feeling within me. Because ''that incident'' when we were young caused her to harbor affections only for me. The affections were merely supposed to be out of guilt and responsibilitybut why must this person here remain so steadfast in her beliefs. "SoI''m really happyto be able to do this, not with anybody else, but with Yuuji" Saying all the way till her, Shouko can no longer talk further as she weeps silently. At this moment, the sound of someone blowing the nose can be heard. Is the audience touched to tears? Some people''s tear glands are really weak. "So she''s actually crying out of happiness! Our bride here is still as focused as ever. How will the groom react to the bride''s confession?" How should I respond? Do I need to say it? No matter the time or place, what I should do is to correct this person''s incorrect thinking. Thinking about thisunbelievably, I can''t even utter a single word. "Shouko, I" "Ah~ ah~ so boring~" Just as I was about to finally say something, a loud voice can be heard from the audience. I immediately shut my mouth. Even though I don''t know what''s going on, maybe I got all dizzy or something. Maybe I can say that it was god''s grace to prevent me from saying something. "Such a boring event~ forget about those boring things, can''t we have a performance or something~?" "That''s right~ we have no interest in listening to your love story." Seems like the people who saved me were those two idiots. Their voices can be heard amongst the now silent crowd. "Speaking of which, what ''being a bride was what I always wanted? Or what? Are you acting pure? Is this what the workers here to you to say? How idiotic is that? It''s so disgusting it makes me sick!" "Are you playing a pure love game? We don''t want to waster our precious time on you people~ does that woman have a problem? I find it comical no matter how I hear it~" "I know! That was a comedy just now right? That''s right, where will there be anyone in this world with such a disgusting dream!?" "Eh~ was that a comedy? It''s really comical~" Those two continue to mock Shouko one after another, but "WHAT DID YOU SAY!? SAY THAT AGAIN IF YOU DARE!!" "AH, AKIHISA-KUN, PLEASE CALM DOWN! YOU''LL RUIN THIS EVENT IF YOU GET SO WORKED UP!" The angry roar could be heard through the broadcast, and the sounds of violence can be heard from behind the stage. Seems like a certain idiot can''t control his anger after hearing those words. Where is he throwing his tantrum from? I turn my eyes from the couple below the stage to look behind. But even though I took only a short glance "Wh-where''s the bride? Where did the bride go?" Shouko disappeared from the stage. What''s left at the place where she was standing are a small bouquet of flowers and a wedding veil. "Sigh, really can''t stand her." I picked up the veil that she threw onto the floor. The veil that was supposedly as light as a feather now seems a lot heavier after being stained by Shouko''s tears. "Kirishima-san? Kirishima Shouko-san? Dear guests, please help us find the bride!" The workers are now as anxious as ants on hot water. Hm, seems like they have to end this wedding experience event. Now that the event they put so much effort in can only end as failure, those thick-skinned people at Kisaragi Highlands are definitely going pale. "Mr, Mr Sakamoto! Please help us find the bride!" One of the workers in the hall pants as he runs towards me, probably trying to ask me where that person ran off to. "Sorry, I''ll pass. It''s troublesome, and I really want to go to the toilet." "Eh? Wa-wait a minute Mr Sakamoto!" I turn around and leave while still hearing the cries of that worker, and he can only give up reluctantly after seeing me being unwilling to help. Really, if you have the time to ask me, how about you just search for yourself? That''ll be faster right? I get into the prepared crowd as I leave the hall. 5 minutes later, I found my target. Good thing they haven''t gone too far off. "Oh my, that was sooo funny~" "Yeah, I alwaysdreamed of marrying youhow was it? Does it look like it? Is it cute?" "Ahh, that was so like it. Butof course it''s disgusting! Who will find it cute!?" "Ya~" Finally found them. Let''s just settle this once and for all. I slowly walk towards those two and said as I arrive behind them. "Oi, you two." "Ahhh, what is it!?" The coffee-colored faces of the two jerks turn to face me. Those two are the ones who helped me and prevented me from falling into a human life grave. I really have to thank them. "Ryouta, isn''t this guy the one who acted as the groom?" "Seems like it. WHAT DO YOU FAUX-GROOM WANT US FOR, SAY IT!" The guy walked forward as he threatens me. "Oh well, nothing much actually" I take off my western coat that I borrowed and loosen my tie. Unbelievable, my body''s already so hot even without me doing any warm-ups. "Let''s just have a few words." "Yo, you kept me waiting for quite a while." "Yuuji." Standing in front of a hotel in Kisaragi Highlands, Shouko finally exits the passageway as she keeps her head down. "Okay, time to go back." I help Shouko carry the large bag that she took back from the fake foreigner as we walk slowly towards the train station. "" Shouko doesn''t say anything at all as she silently follows me. We silently walk down the path to the train station in this sunset. I don''t know how long we walked, but while we''re walking that''s pretty empty, Shouko finally asks softly, "Yuuji." "What is it?" "Is my dreamweird?" She must be bothered by the idiotic couple''s mockery. Shouko stopped, and though her head''s lowered to prevent me from seeing her face, I can tell what her expression is. "This, well, maybe it isn''t ordinary." I chose my words carefully before making this reply. "" Shouko again remains silent. The reason why I answered like this is because in these not-so-short 7 years; she always harbored this one unshakeable dream as she stuck onto me. But now that her dream got mocked and denied in front of so many people, I can''t even imagine how she feels. But even so, I don''t intend to lie just to comfort her. "I''ll use this chance to state this clearly, your feelings towards me are just derived from that past guilt you had." The event that happened 7 years ago was the key reason why Shouko thinks that she fell for me. Up till now, I''m still regretful of that incident. If I had handled it a little better, maybe it wouldn''t have ended up like this. Because of that, that person wasted her time on this useless bum here. Thus, I have a need to tell her directly ''you''re mistaken''in order to prevent her from wasting time on such a thing. "Yuuji" Shouko gasped. Maybe this is a blow to her when I said this. "But" But I have no need to hurt her. What''s wrong is how this person here understands her feelings, but being able to harbor such feelings for just one person for this long is something she should be proud of. So I have to tell her this. She isn''t completely wrong, she just made a mistake in her target. However, her dream isn''t wrong, and it''s not strange at all. "But then, I won''t laugh at your dream. Your dream is amazing, it won''t lose to anyone, so you have to be confident of yourself." I put the thing that I picked up at the hall on Shouko, who has her head down. "However, you cannot mistake who you''re going for." To have a wedding experience, it shouldn''t be bad to have a memory like this, right? "This isthe headdress fromjust now" Shouko reaches her hands out and receives the pure white headdress of the wedding gown as she lifts head head and stares at me in shock. Seeing her so shocked, I suddenly feel somewhat awkward as I turn my head away. Ah, now that I mentioned it, I have something else I have to tell her no matter what. "Also, Shouko" I stare at the fading sunset and say softly "The bento was delicious." I put the already lighter bag onto Shouko''s hands. "Ahmy bento. Yuuji, younotice?" "Okay, let''s hurry up and head back. We''ll be misunderstood if we stay out for far too long." "Yuuji." "Especially my mom, no matter how I explain it" "Yuuji!" It''s been a while since I heard her speak so loudly, and I inadvertently stopped. "What is it?" I replied her call with my usual calm attitude. Just as I tilt my head to face her, in the orange sunset, I see someone raising the headdress "I didn''t make a mistake after all!" I see my childhood friend was smiling brightly at me. "Yo, Akihisa." "Hm? Morning Yuuji, what''s up?" "You did quite a number to me at Kisaragi Highlands, huh?" "Hahaha, what are you talking about? I was playing computer games at home the entire day, how can I possibly go to Kisaragi Highlands?" "Really? Well, you can act dumb all you want." "Wh, what are you saying? That''s so weird~" "Oh yeah, I got a present for you." "Eh? What is it?" "This is a two-persons ticket to a highly-rated love story movie that''s being aired right now. IF YOU HAVE ''SOMEONE YOU LIKE'', JUST BRING HER OUT." I deliberately increase my volume for everyone in the classroom to hear. "A two-persons ticket? Uueven if you give me this, I don''t really know who to ask." "So be it then." I stuff the ticket into Akihisa''s hand and turns to walk away. "Ah, Aki! I want to watch a movie this weekend~" "Ah, Akihisa-kun! I just so happened to have a movie that I want to watch!" "Eh? What''s going on? Why do you two have such killing intent? I just want to pawn this ticket away for my daily fundsOWWWWW! THEY''RE ABOUT TO BE PULLED OUT! SEVERAL IMPORTANT PARTS OF MY BODY ARE GOING TO BE PULLED OUT BY YOU!!!" The expected cries of anguish and pain can be heard from behind. Reallywho asked you to pull such a twisted plan in the first place, you big idiot. Volume 3.5, Tsuchiya and Kudous Mini Sex Life Story Volume 3.5, Tsuchiya and Kudou''s Mini Sex Life Story "Tsuchiya and" "Kudou''s" ""Mini sex life story!"" "Yes. In this chapter, we''ll be discussing some pervy stories of everyday life. This will be brought to you by me, Kudou Aiko, and Muttsu" "Tsuchiya Kouta." "And Muttsulini!" "Nowadays, nobody''s calling me by my real name" "And now, today''s topic is" "Real name" "''The correct way to bathe''!" "uu! (phoosh)" "Ehh? Nosebleeding so soon? Muttsulini-san, your imagination''s way too creative, isn''t it?" "Don''t mind me, keep talking." "O, okay. Well, since it''s supposed to be a pervy story, I want to share my own experience. Actually a few days ago, just as I got ready to go home, it unexpectedly started raining." "Uuu (drip drip)." "That day was really unlucky for me. I got too excited in playing during my club activities and my change of clothes dropped into the pool, so my underwear''s all wet now." "UUUU (BBBBBZZZZZTTTT!!!)" "At least for the bottom, I can still endure and wear it for 1 day, but the topwah, Muttsulini-san? You seem to have nosebled 2 liters? Are you really alright?" "Don''t mind me, keep talking!" "And, and then, the rain cause my blouse to be drenched" "UUUUUU (PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA!!!!!!!)" "This plan can''t possibly work! I haven''t even talked about the part regarding bathing, and my partner already nosebled a mess!" "Even if I die, my soul will continue to listen." "How can such a thing happen? Anyway, that''s all for today! See you next time, everyone! Take care of your body!" "I''m really interested in the continuation." "Before that, hurry up and go to the infirmary!" Volume 3.5, Me and the Pool and the Swimsuit Wonderland Volume 3.5, Me and the Pool and the Swimsuit Wonderland After the event last weekend ''Yuuji and Kirishima-san''s wedding plan'' ended safely, it''s another weekend night. My bad friend Yuuji came over to my house to play and stay overnight at my house. "Eh? What did you buy, Yuuji?" "Of course it''s food. You don''t have anything to eat here." Yuuji said as he puts the plastic bag in his hand down onto the table. "Heh~you''re rather thoughtful to actually think of bringing a gift over." I open the plastic bag, and there''s a lot of food and drinks inside. -Cola -Iced coffee -Cup noodles -Instant fried noodles packet There are two servings of food and drinks. I''m so grateful for that. "Oh yeah, what will you take, Yuuji?" I asked Yuuji, who''s taking his coat off. As for what to choose, of course, I''m talking about food and drinks. I''m OK with cola or coffee, and I''m also fine with eating instant or fried noodles. Actually, I''m happy just to eat anything. But since Yuuji bought these things, I should let him choose. "Me? Well, I''ll take" Yuuji should be taking the fried noodels and cola, right? Even if I don''t ask, I can guess what this guy likes to eat. "--The cola and the coffee and the instant noodles and the fried noodles." "YUUJI YOU BASTARD! YOU''RE JUST LETTING ME EAT THE DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICKS!?" "HOLD ON A MINUTE, YOU''LL EVEN EAT THE DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICKS? YOU JUST SHOCKED ME THERE!!" Yuuji immediately stopped me. "Besides, if I don''t have any disposable chopsticks, don''t I have to eat with my bare hands?" It''s really hard to imagine Yuuji eating instant noodles with his thumb and index fingers while shouting ''HOT, HOT!''. "Forget about getting my chopsticks, I got your share as well." "Eh? Really?" "Yeah. Don''t you see the other bag over there? The food inside is for you." Now that he said that, I just noticed it. I didn''t notice because the first bag was blocking, but on a closer look, there is another bag there. "What, so you actually prepared my share." "Ya, because I caused you to spend so much effort last week, so this is just a little token of appreciation." "Hmm, now that you mentioned it, my hard work has somewhat paid off." I pick up the bag that''s pressed because and open it, there''s food and drinks inside as well. ''Fruit jelly'' ''Diet coke'' ''Jelly'' "MY PRECIOUS CALORIESSSSSS!!!" Seeing the food that don''t contain any calories, I couldn''t help but cry. "Don''t worry, this is just my little token of appreciation." "DAMN IT, YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THANKING ME, RIGHT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WENT THROUGH JUST TO PREPARE THAT PLAN OF YOURS!?" I pull my diet coke out and get ready to fire. "YOU''RE TOO NOISY! WHAT ABOUT YOU, DON''T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAD TO SUFFER AFTER THAT!?" Yuuji reaches into his plastic bag and pulls out his can of coke. The evil atmosphere flows between us. "So Yuuji, you''re ready to go at it?" "Ya, besides, I think there''s a need to have a showdown between us." "Just what I want. I''ll make you regret doing such a stupid thing as to challenge me!" "Ha! You''re all talk!" We glare at each other as we get ready to move. The opponent''s Yuuji, I''ll die if I''m not careful. In an instantaneous moment, the sound of water droplets dripping can be heard throughout the kitchen. --Drip. "--UU!" With the drip of water as the signal, the situation went from a silent stare down contest to a fierce battle. Both of us took action at the same time. If so, the winner will be decided on the next action-- PAAAZZZZZZZZ! (The sound of Yuuji and me shaking our bottles.) GGYYYYYAAAAHHHHH!!! (The sound of cola being fired at each other.) PATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATA!!! (The sound of Yuuji and me covering our eyes and rolling on the floor.) ""MY EYES!!! MYYY EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!"" It went in! The cola just went into my eyes! "Not bad, Akihisa!" "You''re not too bad yourself, Yuuji! As expected for the guy I see as a tough opponent!" "But I''m going to get serious from now on!" "I won''t lose to you as well!" Thus, Yuuji starts to grab the can of coffee, and I arm myself with the jelly to bet on this battle of pride. --Please hold on a minute-- "Yuuji, want to call a ceasefire?" "Ya, this is getting too meaningless." Before we realised it, we''re all stained with fruit jelly, jelly and cola. It sure is disgusting. "Akihisa, lend me your shower." "Hm, you can use the towel." "I''ll do that even without you telling me that." After saying that, Yuuji seems irritated as he pulls the completely drenched clothing on his body as he walks towards the changing room. I then hear him taking off his clothes casually, "Ah, Yuuji, I forgot to tell you something." "What?" Yuuji''s voice can be heard from behind the bathroom door, and soon, there''s the sound of the water tap being turned on. "My gas got cut off, so there''s no hot water now." "GWAAHH!!!" Clrack! Tatatatata! "You could have told me that, you big idiot!" Wrapped up in a towel, Yuuji''s having goosebumps due to the cold. "Sorry sorry, I forgot to say it. Also, it''s not good for your body to put cold water on your heart. You have to first let it drop onto you feet--" "WHO NEEDS YOU TO EXPLAIN HOW TO TAKE A COLD SHOWER!?" "Why are you so angry, Yuuji? Oh yeah, you should take a cold shower to cool yourself off." "I''M ANGRY BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU IDIOT! DAMN IT, I''LL GET A COLD IF THIS CONTINUES" "Uu~ Hmeven if you say that, it can''t change the fact that my house doesn''t have any hot water" Even if I have money for it, I have to contact the gas supplier to provide me with some. Now that it''s so late, the company workers shouldn''t be working now. No matter how urgent we are, we have to wait till tomorrow, and there doesn''t seem to be any public baths near my house. It may be a bit too strange to run over to somebody else''s house just to bath. "Sighcan''t be helped. Akihisa, get ready to go out." Just as I''m wondering what to do, Yuuji, who changed back into his clothes, suddenly said that to me. "Going out? Ah, I see, are we going to Yuuji''s house?" "I don''t mind, but since we''re going to bath, how about we go to someplace that has a bathroom and a swimming pool?" "A place that has a swimming pool as well?" Was he talking about a resort somewhere slightly far away from here? But if we''re going to leave now, it''ll take some time before we reach there. "That''s right, it has a bathroom and a swimming pool, it''s close to your house, and it''s free--isn''t there such a great place?" A bathroom and a swimming pool, close to my house and free--ahh, I see. "OK, I''ll get prepared. What about your swimsuit, Yuuji?" "I''ll just wearing my boxers, they aren''t any different from my swimming trunks." "Got it~" I immediately get ready and head towards Fumitzuki Gakuen with Yuuji. "So, do you have anything to say?" Two hours later, Yuuji and I are standing in the office of Fumitzuki Gakuen, as we continue to have the lecture from Ironman--also known as Nishimura-sensei. ""It''s that guy''s fault."" Our voices overlap each other perfectly, and even the pointing of fingers is completely the same. "What the heck! Yuuji''s definitely in the wrong here! If you had brought some gifts along, this wouldn''t have happened!" "What nonsense are you saying now? If you had paid your gas bills properly, none of this would have happened!" "What are you saying now? Isn''t it good enough that you have water to shower?" "Don''t tell me you have times when the water doesn''t come out?" "That''s enough, I understand what''s going on." Ironman sighs deeply. "You understood? That''s great." "Since you understood, we should be leaving now. It''s kinda late now." "Yup. Well, we''ll be moving off then, Nishimura-sensei--WOAH!!" Just when I bowed and prepare to walk out of the office, Ironman''s burly arms suddenly drapes around Yuuji and my neck. We, we can''t breathe! "You two, no need to be in such a rush, right? It''s never too late to have that obligatory moment first, right?" The strong force grabs our necks. If we try to resist anyhow, our necks will break! "That, that''s rightthen pleaseallow me" "Me, me too, allow me to" Our self-defense instincts kicked in, and we can only accept this proposal in tears. "Very good, then let''s begin." After releasing us, Ironman pulls out paper and pens from somewhere and passes them to us. "Listen up, translate the following into English ''I reflect on having used the pool without authorization''." I followed what Ironman said and translate the Japanese into English. Hansei suru (ʡ) should be translated into ''reflect on''. "After writing so many reflection letters,you finally managed to come up with the words ''reflect on''." "That''s because I had to write it twice every week" "If you don''t want to write it, correct your mistakes--okay, after you''re done, show me what you wrote." "Yes." I hand over the piece of white paper with English words on it to Ironman. Ironman reads what I wrote--and for some reason, sighed. "Eh? Why are you sighing?" That''s strange, the English I wrote should be perfect. "Sakamoto, read this." Ironman hands over what I translated to Yuuji. After Yuuji receives it, he starts to read what I wrote. "I reflect on having used the poor without owner''s permission." It was what Yuuji has said, there shouldn''t be any problems, right? "Translate that." "''I reflect on having made used of the poor without authorization''." "ARE YOU A SLAVE DRIVER!?" "Eh, that, that''s strange? Why did it become like that?" "YOU BIG IDIOT! HOW DID YOU MISTAKE THE WORD ''POOR'' AS ''POOL''!? AREN''T THESE WORDS THAT WE LEARNED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!?" Damn it, that was the only part I thought up myself. "Okay, next. ''For my reflection, I will voluntarily clean up the pool next week''." "Is that so? Then it''s tough on you. Please do your best." "(BAM!!) TRANSLATE THAT INTO ENGLISH!" "Uuuyou devilish teacher" Using your fist to hit me? That damned violent teacher! "Damn it. We''re really unlucky that Ironman found us out." "(BAM!!) CALL ME NISHIMURA-SENSEI!!" Thus, until daylight, Yuuji and I were forced to have fist-involved remedial lessons. "Because of that, my weekend got burned." Morning morning, before self-study period starts, the same old gang gathers around the desk as I said that. "Such a thing actually happened. What a disaster" Revealing a gentle expression as he worries for me is my classmate, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Anyone who sees him will definitely think that he''s a beauty, but biologically, he''s a male; truly an unfathomable friend. "And we''re punished to clean up the swimming pool this weekend. Sigh" We took so many punches and wrote so many English reflections, and now he wants me to clean the swimming pool. This is totally ridiculous. That Ironman''s definitely a devil on the inside and the outside. "That''s overwork." Beside us, Tsuchiya Kouta (a.k.a. Muttsulini) said calmly, "Ya, I''m already feeling tired when I think about having to clean up such a large place." If there were some sort of reward Seemingly understanding what I''m thinking, Yuuji then says, "It isn''t much of a reward, but Ironman did say ''since you have to clean up, the pool will be available to you on that day''." "Eh? Really?" So this means that the school pool this weekend will be open for us to use? "Ya, so Hideyoshi, Muttsulini, you guys want to come along?" Since we already got the place, it''ll be a waste if only Yuuji and me are the ones using it. It''s pointless to have it if we can''t get some more people. Besides, it''s boring to have 2 people alone, and I really hope that Hideyoshi and Muttsulini will come along. Just as Muttsulini prepares to raise his hand "But Muttsulini, you have to help out with the cleaning." "" On hearing Yuuji''s words, Muttsulini stopped what he''s about to do. Like what Muttsulini said just now, cleaning the pool is a seriously tough job. It can''t be helped that he would hesitate. "On a side note, I intend to ask Himeji and Shimada to come along." "I''ll prepare the brushes and cleaning agents." It is normal that he would agree so easily; if I can get to see Himeji-san, Minami and Hideyoshi in swimsuits, I''ll do anything just for that one chance. "Um, that''s right. If we didn''t get this chance to use the pool, it''ll be unlikely that we''ll have this once in a lifetime chance. Please allow me to join in. Of course, I''ll help out as well." "Eh? Cleaning the pool is tough? Are you sure that you''re willing to do so?" "Um, unlike getting the whole pool, I just need to clean the pool, so this is nothing." Hideyoshi agreed heartilyactually, I''m fine with just seeing him in a swimsuit, so there''s no need for him to help out. He''s really a good guy. "So there''s only two left. OI~ HIMEJI, SHIMADA." Yuuji shouted out their names. "What''s up, Sakamoto? Anything you want me for?" The one who walks over first is the girl who recently returned from Germany. Shimada Minami-san. Her unique characteristics are her slanted eyes and her ponytail. She''s a very forceful girl, and there were a few times when I nearly died in her hands. "Did you call me, Sakamoto-kun?" Walking over next is our class air freshener, Himeji Mizuki-san. Gentle and cute, outstanding grades, and even her figure''s excellent. She''s a girl who can''t be nitpicked about, and with all these attributes, she''s really scary. No, hold on, Minami''s not too far behind "Are you free this weekend? We got the school pool this weekend, want to come along?" ""Eh?"" On hearing the word ''pool'', both of them seem stunned. Is there anything wrong with the pool? "Ah, so you girls obviously have some other plans, right?" If possible, I really want them to come along, but I can''t just force them to cancel their schedules. They should put their own schedules before anything else. "It, it''s not that. I don''t really have anything. Butwhat should I do? If I have to go to a pool, I have to wear a swimsuit, right?" "That, that''s right, got to wear a swimsuitbut my" Minami stares at her chest, and Himeji-san stares at her abdomen. What in the world are they worrying about? "Sigh, I know that you girls have your own troublesbut let me tell you first. Hideyoshi will be coming along, and he said that he wants to show Akihisa how he looks in a swimsuit." Seeing them hesitate, Yuuji suddenly said such a ridiculous thing. It''s true that Hideyoshi will come alone, but he''s not going to just show me how he looks in a swimsuit. But after hearing what Yuuji said, Minami and Himeji-san turn to glare at Hideyoshi. "That, that''s too despicable, Kinosheeta! You''re doing that when you''re so confident in your own figure!" "That, that''s right! Kinosheeta-kun''s too sneaky!" "What are you two talking about?" Hideyoshi gives a puzzled look after being blamed by them. I don''t understand it myselfwhy are they saying that Hideyoshi''s despicable? "So, how is it?" "I, I''ll go! I, I just need to make preparations" "That, that''s right. Preparations are important." Though both of them reveal a complicated look, at least they agreed. That''s great. "Speaking of which, I should start buying a new swimwear. How about I use this chance to get one" Hideyoshi strokes his chin as he said this. Hideyoshi''s buying a swimsuit? Now I''m excited. "The, then I''ll buy one as well" Maybe because of Hideyoshi, Minami seems like she intends to buy a new swimsuit. Sure is nice to have moneyunlike me with my gas cut off "Eh? But Minami, didn''t you say ''I''m not buying one since I got one last year'' when we were talking about buying swimsuits?" "Mi, Mizuki! Don''t say such a thing! This, this time, what I want to buy isthat''s right, it''s a duel, so that''s different." "Shimada, the more nervous you get, the more you''re digging your own grave." "You''re thinking too much." I don''t understand what they''re talking about. She meant a swimming match, right? To be actually serious in having a swimming contest, does Minami really enjoy swimming that much? "Ah, oh ya! Yuuji, get Kirishima-san to come over." "I''ll do that even without you telling me that." Yuuji looks reluctant as he gives me an intriguing look. That''s strange? How did it end up like this? I thought Yuuji wouldn''t even tell Kirishima-san about this. Did he become honest after the wedding event last week? "Haha, so Yuuji finally matured." No, that''s not the problem." Then what is it?" "Akihisa, think about it. Try putting yourself in my shoes. If I don''t tell her, when Shouko finds out, what will happen to me?" Seeing Yuuji look so seriously, I start to think seriously. Let me think, if I''m Yuuji, and if Kirishima-san knew that I was playing with girls in swimsuits at the pool "Deep into a marshno, buried at the bottom of a lake" "You don''t have to imagine me being a corpse, but anyway, that''s the case." I see. Because of this, Yuuji would reluctantly invite Kirishima-san. But if so, I can see Kirishima-san in a swimsuit. That can be considered a dream come true. "Anyway, seems like everyone''s okay with the arrangements. Let''s meet at 10 am on Saturday at the school gate. Don''t forget to bring your swimsuits and towels along." Just as Yuuji said this, the loud bang of Ironman opening the classroom door can be heard. "Morning~ this weather today sure is great for swimming." It''s the weekend, and under the clear blue cloudless sky, I raise my hand and say hello to Hideyoshi and Himeji-san, who are already waiting at the school gate. "Morning Akihisa. The weather sure is great today." "Good morning, Akihisa-kun. Seems like we can enjoy ourselves today." Both of them respond with bright smiles. Just the fact that I can meet them during a holiday is enough to send me into lala-land. However, to top it all, I can see them in swimsuits! It''s not an exaggeration to call it heaven! Just as I raise my fist triumphantly, another figure approaches. Is that Muttsulini? He heard us, right? "Morning, Muttsulini~" "! (Krack krack krack)" At this moment, Muttsulini shows a ''don''t come near me look'' as he holds a camera in his hands. "Well, I say~ Muttsulini" "I''m busy now." Muttsulini merely said a few words, as if it''s irritating to look at me for the slightest moment. It''s not that I don''t understand his feelings, but "Muttsulini, it''s good to prepare, but wouldn''t you be doing that in vain?" "Why?" "Isn''t that obvious? Muttsuliniwill be unconscious due to nosebleeding." Cheongsams were already enough to let him drown in the sea of his own nosebleed. If he sees the revealing swimming outfits, Muttsulini definitely won''t be able to maintain consciousness. But after hearing what I said, Muttsulini merely shrugs his shoulders. "If you''re going to belittle me like that, I''ll be really bothered." At the same time, Muttsulini opens the huge sports bag he brought and shows me what''s inside. "All the blood transfusion processes are complete." "Hm, so you intend to take measures to prevent blood loss? That''s quite manly." The sports bag is jammed full with blood packets. I don''t know how he got them, but if so, there should be no need to call an ambulance. Seems like he''s completely prepared for this. "Speaking of which, Hideyoshi, didn''t you say that you want to bring a new swimsuit? You didn''t forget, right?" "Nn, of course I did bring it." Hideyoshi prouds straightens himself and opens his bag. That''s great. It''ll be too pitiful if he can''t swim because he forgot to bring his swimwear. "Speaking of which, what I got is" "! (widen eyes)" Hideyoshi''s declaration that makes people''s hearts flutter causes Muttsulini to widen his eyes. Of course, I''m interested as well. What did Hideyoshi buy? "Squared swimming trunks!" ""HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS!!!???"" Muttsulini and I collapse onto the floor. Squared swimming trunks? Something that guys wear? God, why did you give us such a trial!? Wouldn''t Hideyoshi wearing guy''s trunks ruin everything!? "Because you guys seem to view me as a girl, I thought I should let you guys see that I''m a guywhy aren''t you guys listening to me?" "THAT''S TOO MUCH, HIDEYOSHI!! DO YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH!!?" "I was wrong about you!" "Wha, what''s wrong? Why must I be scolded by you?" "I, I guess you shouldn''t mind too much, Kinosheeta-kun." Damn it! I thought that only Hideyoshi won''t betray me! Just as I''m thinking of ways to get other swimwear for Hideyoshi to wear Tatatatata! "Good morning, baka onii-chan!" "WAHH!!" Moments after I head the footsteps behind me, something seemed to jump on me. What''s going on? "Hazuki, really! That''ll scare Aki!" Soon after, there''s another familiar voice. Since that''s Minami''s voice, the one on my back is "So it''s Hazuki-chan. Good morning to you." "Heh heh heh, it''s been two weeks since we last met." The one on my back completely displays the attributes of ''childish and innocent'' as she shows me a radiant smile is Minami''s little sisterShimada Hazuki. I remember she should be in 5th grade, right? We haven''t met since the summoning tournament, and like what Hazuki said, it''s been two weeks. "Baka onii-chan''s so cold. Why didn''t you ask Hazuki to come along? That''s too much!" "Ah, mm, sorry, Hazuki-chan." But if I told you that, your sister will dice me up. "Hazuki found me out when I was about to go out, and she wanted to come along, so I had no choice" Minami sighed. I see, so that''s why she''s late. "Eh? Sakamoto''s not here? I thought I would be the last one." "No, Sakamoto-kun already arrived. He went to the staff room to borrow the keysah, seems like he''s here." Speak of the devil. Just when Himeji-san was mentioning where Yuuji went, we can see him and Kirishima-san walking over from the school compund. "Morning Yuuji, and good morning, Kirishima-san." "Oh, seems like you weren''t late." "Good morning." Yuuji revealed his arrogant nature the moment he spoke up, and the beautiful girl who''s silently standing beside him as she greets us is Kirishima-san, Yuuji''s childhood friend. She''s not just a beauty, she''s also the valedictorian of our second year in Fumitzuki Gakuen. It''s said that she''s pretty athletic, so there doesn''t seem to be any weaknessesbut the sad part is that she doesn''t have the eyes in choosing a guy. Besides, there''s nothing that can be said about her choosing Yuuji. "Hello, onii-chan!" Seeing Yuuji''s rough appearance, Hazuki-chan isn''t scared at all as she said hello to him energetically. "Hm? The pipsqueak''s here." "I''m not a pipsqueak, my name''s Hazuki!" "Ah, sorry sorry. So you came along, Hazuki." "Yup!" Yuuji looks rather happy as he pats Hazuki on the head. Don''t let him fool you, Yuuji really like kids, so he must be happy when he saw Hazuki. "Okay, it''s time to change. I handed the girls changing room key to Shouko, and you girls go follow her. Once we''re done, gather at the poolside." With Yuuji ordering, we split up into boys and girls. Himeji-san and Minami follow Kirishima-san; me and Muttsulini and Hazuki and Hideyoshi are following Yuujieh, that''s not right. "Really, Hazuki and Hideyoshi should go to the girls'' bathing room. Why aren''t you following Kirishima-san?" I continue to nudge Hazuki and Hideyoshi who''re behind us. In this moment, guys should be thinking of going into the girls'' changing room, not the other way around. "Hehehe, I''m just joking." "But I''m not joking at all" If we''re to change clothes, Muttsulini will end up returning to sender before he can even see everyone in swimwear. He himself may be satisfied with just that, but I can''t just let my friend die like that. "Oi, stop playing around, hurry up and get over here, Hazuki, Kinosheeta." "YOU, YOU TOO, SHIMADA? NOO!! I WON''T GO TO THE GIRL''S CHANGING ROOM TO CHANGE!!" Hideyoshi stubbornly refuses to go to the girl''s changing room. But even if he''s not willing, it''ll be bad if we''re in the guy''s changing room "Ermif that''s the case, why don''t we let Kinosheeta-kun change in another place?" Himeji-san timidly raised her hand. As expected of Himeji-san, to be able to think of such a good idea. Now nobody will complain. "U, ughI can''t explain it, but I''ll let this pass for nowI''ll just make everyone change their mindsets once you people see me in a swimsuit" Hideyoshi muttered as he clenches forcefully on the bag with a swimsuit in it. Ugh~hm, squared trunksno matter what, I can''t imagine Hideyoshi being compatible with that. "Okay, since we decided, hurry up and take action, stop wasting time." "Hm, you''re right." "(Nods head)." Thus we all head towards the changing rooms in 3 different directions. 20 minutes later "The girls still haven''t changed, huh?" "Seems that way." "(Nods head)." Having changed into our squared trunks, we''re standing near the pool, waiting anxiously for the girls to come out. The feeling is just like that of a festival, I''m feeling really excited. "Muttsulini, you ready? This concerns your own life!" "No problems, I already practised all 236 styles yesterday." I really want to know what styles are there. "And I already identified 256 different styles of bleeding." "Doesn''t that mean that you''re guaranteed a 100% chance of dying?" Seems like Muttsulini''s dead no matter what happens. "Oh, seems like somebody''s here." Yuuji suddenly said. Turning back, a little figure is running towards us from the girl''s changing room. That should be Hazuki-chan, right? Hmm, seeing an elementary school kid wear the deep blue swimsuit sure makes meunable to smile at all! "WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHAT SHOULD WE DO!? THAT SHOULD BE A SCHOOL SWIMSUIT, RIGHT!?" "I want my lawyer (drip drip drip)." "I sayyou guys should calm down first. There''s no need to get so excited over seeing an elementary school kid in a swimsuit." Yuuji calmly retorted. Is, is that right? It''s true that she''s an elementary school kid, but we have no need to be so embarrassed. Calm down, hurry up and calm down. Look at her calmly before continuing. "Onii-chans~ I kept you waiting!" I calmly look at Hazuki-chan who''s running at us. The large words ''Shimada'' is sewn on the chest of her swimsuit, but that ample chest that doesn''t suit an elementary school kid causes the word to be out of shape. And the limbs that aren''t covered by the swimsuits are exposed under the sun, looking really healthy and eye-catching. This gal has unlimited potential. Hmm, I see. Like what Yuuji said, if I think about this calmly, this isn''t nothing big. "Just 2 years of probation after all." "I''ll plead guilty even if I''m convicted (drip drip drp)" "You two are only acting cool!" But speaking of which, she doesn''t look like Minami''s little sister at all. Thatwhat should I say, the part with the nametag on it and raised seems I hesitate on whether I should focus my eyes on that part that doesn''t look like it fits an elementary school kid. At this moment, someone else comes running over from the girl''s changing room. "Dam, damn it, Hazuki! How can you take my thing away like that! Hurry up and return it to me!" What appears in front of me is Minami, who for some reason is covering her chest with one hand. What''s that? "Breasts pads." "Eh?" I turn around to look at Muttsulini, who''s muttering to himself, and sees Hazuki-chan''s tummy inflate for some reason. "Ah~ it dropped." Hazuki-chan reaches into her swimsuit and starts to look for something, and the bump at the tummy slowly moves towards the chest. Ahh, I see, so she stuffed breast pads into her swimsuit. No wonder, I was wondering how come an elementary school kid''s breasts are so big. "Hm! If so, what Minami wants back is the brea" "WATCH THIS, I''M BETTING EVERYTHING ON IT!" "NO YOU CAN''T MINAMI! THAT ONE HIT CAN MAKE ME LOSE MY MEMORY OR EVEN ERASE MY EXISTENCE!!" I seem to have found out something I shouldn''t have found out. "UuuI actually went all the way to prepare thisHazuki, you big idiot." Minami muttered bitterly. I can''t really tell since she''s using her hand to cover her chest, but Minami should be wearing a 2-piece swimsuit. She does look like a beach volleyball player, so cool "Wha, what? Is it weird that I''m wearing this?" Minami seems like she doesn''t want to let others see her in a swimsuit as she curls up. Why doesn''t she have any confidence in herself? "It, it''s not that at all! WellI find that it suits you a lot!" "EhAki, are you serious?" "Um, yeahyour limbs, chest and breasts are all slender, and I find them pretty. Your toes are stepping on mineOW OW OWWW!!!" "Didn''t you just call me flat-chested twice?" Those prideful eyes of Minami are raised several inches as she glares angrily at me. But the swimsuit Minami''s wearing is really cute. Her face is already cute, and her sheep-like limbs are enough to make up for the lack of chest ampleness. And since she''s so charming, it''s not logical to not call her cute when she''s wearing such a swimsuit. Though I say this, since it''s Minami, I''ll likely be sent into heaven if I say it, so it''s best to follow the gold rule of ''silence is golden'' and keep quiet about it so that I won''t suffer. "Shimada, you don''t really have to be so angry. Though Akihisa says this, he definitely minds about your look in this swimsuit." "Yu, Yuuji!? What are you saying!? I''m not" "Ah, is, is that so? Really, Aki, couldn''t you be more honest about ityou idiot." Minami said that in a teeny-weeny voice. Really? Since you said so, I''ll just honestly say what I wanted to say. "Minami''s chest is so small." "I''ll wreck your eyes, left and right, equally." See? I''m about to be sent into heaven. Just as we''re admiring Minami and Hazuki-chan''s swimsuits, the 3rd assassin walks over from the changing room. The long black hair is swaying about as the person walks elegantly like a model. The body that''s of high-class all around looks like she''s unreal, causing me to almost forget to breathe. I stare at her every actionKirishima Shouko-san really dazzles me. She continues to look unperturbed as she reaches her hand out and pokes Yuuji''s eyes. "WAAAAHHHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY EEEEYYYYEEESSSS!!!" "Woah! Even the act of poking Sakamoto in the eyes in so beautiful" "Hmm, to be able to see such a beautiful figure, it''s worth sacrificing Yuuji''s eyes" "THAT''S BECAUSE THE MISFORTUNE DIDN''T OCCUR ON YOU!!!" I don''t care what the heck Yuuji''s shouting as I still focus on Kirishima-san. "Wahonee-chan''s so pretty" Kirishima-san''s wearing a slightly more mature looking white bikini and short skirt. These alone wouldn''t be much, but coupled with her perfect face, crystal clear skin and silky long hair, it''s better to describe her as ''elegant'' instead of ''pretty''. Anyway, she''s full of charm. "I''m really happy to hear you say that" Kirishima-san lowers her blushing face. THAT''S AGAINST THE RULES! "Oi, Yuuji, you should have something you want to say to Kirishima-san, right?" Though Kirishima-san must be really happy to hear us praise her like that, she should be really mindful about that person she likes, right? We got to let Yuuji praise her somehow. I reach my hand out and wordlessly push Yuuji from behind. "Shouko." "Mm." "Get me a tissue, my tears can''t stop flowing for some reason." "YUUJI YOU BIG IDIOT! YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY, RIGHT!?" "I CAN''T EVEN SEE ANYTHING NOW! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!?" This damned bastard doesn''t understand a girl''s feelings at all! "Really, that Yuuji''s useless, don''t you say, Muttsulini?" I turn to talk to Muttsulini, who''s completely silent, probably because he''s busy doing blood transfusion. However, Muttsulini didn''t respond; instead, he''s stoned in place as he stares at the other direction. "Eh, what''s wrong, Muttsulini?" Stunned because he''s surrounded by charming girls wearing swimsuitsthis guy''s response isn''t normal at all. His response is too weird. What''s going on? "Sorry, Akihisa." Muttsulini lets out a hoarse and barely audible voice as he continues to mutter while trying his best to breath. "Eh? Why?" "I''mgoingfirst" Muttsulini suddenly collapses with a large amount of bleeding. "Mu, Muttsulini!? MUTTSULIN" DAMN IT, WHO DID THIS!? WHO CAUSED MUTTSULINI TO BECOME LIKE THIS? I hurried over to carry Muttsulini, who collapsed onto the floor, and casually turn to look behind "So, sorry, it took me quite some time to tie the lace behind my back." There stood a biological weapon. Not, NOT GOOD! "TOO DANGEROUS!!!(PHOOSH)" I quickly stabbed my eyes. Secret technique -self-poke into eyes! "A, Aki? What are you doing?" That was closeit I continued to look, I would most likely come close to death. The instant judgement saved me. "Excuse me, but what''s wrong with Akihisa-kun?" "Ah, Mizuki, I don''t really know what''s going on, but Aki just stabbed himself in the eyes" All I can hear is that Minami seems to see something unbelievable as she gasped. Damn it! Did Minami follow Muttsulini''s steps and collapsed? "Minami?" "Worauf fur einem Standard hat Gott jene unterschieden, die haben, und jene, die nicht haben!? Was war fur mich ungenugend!" I thought that Minami already got used to Japan, but it seems like her old habit of lapsing into German when she''s confused hasn''t changed at all. "Uuuat least my vision''s recovering" "Yuuji, you can''t look (kuoosh)." "GUUAAHH! NOT AGAIN!? WHY ME NOW!?" "Wah, onee-chan''s chest is so ample" With Yuuji''s wail as the BGM, Hazuki-chan cried out in surprised. Even the normally stoic Kirishima-san''s voice is trembling somewhat. "Eve, everyone? What''s wrong?" The biological weapon herself doesn''t seem to notice this as Himeji-san asks while looking puzzled. "Hahaha, there''s nothing wrong at all. Himeji-san, can you please wait a while?" "Ah, okay" I repeatedly take a few deep breaths to allow myself to calm down. Okay, this will do. After making my psychological preparations, I slowly widen my eyes. Hoho, if I can calm down and deal with it normally, a swimwear-clad Himeji-san isn''t anything much. "The weather today sure is great, Himeji-san! (GUAAHHH!!!)" "Ah, Akihisa-kun? A lot of blood is spilling out of your nostrils!" WHO IS IT! WHO''S THE GUY WHO SAID THAT ''THE BODY IS STILL HONEST''! "Sorry, Himeji-san, please hold on for a while." "Oh, Okay. I don''t know what''s going on, but I''ll wait." "Thanks. You really helped me out a lot here." I then lift my nose up and empty my mindthat''s right, I did see Himeji-san''s tender white skin, and it was really "Thi, this isn''t good! Akihisa-kun will die of blood loss!" The blood flow increase. How did this happen? "Are you alright, baka onii-chan?" "Ah, mm, thanks Hazuki-chan." That was a huge relief, Hazuki-chan passed me a piece of tissue. Now I can finally stop my nosebleed. "Okay, again" For the third time, I stare at the swimwear-clad Himeji-san. My nose instantly became hot the moment her figure enters my eyes, but at least I finally managed to stop it. "ThatAkihisa-kun?" "" I try to say something, but I could say anything. Himeji-san figure enters my eyes, and that get-up of hers is too refreshing. She''s wearing a pink bikini that reveals much of her large bust and a skirt on her waist. The normally pure and innocent looking Himeji-san has a 10 times 10 killing ability when she''s in this swimwear now. Besides, that huge bust that doesn''t match her petite body is really disastrous. I feel like I''m challenging a human''s limits. "I, is it strange for me to wear thi" Like Minami just now, Himeji-san curls herself up as she doesn''t look very confident. Can''t let this go on! I got to say something now! "It, it''s not strange at all! This swimwear fits you well!" "Really?" "Of course it''s true! I can bet on a life!" Actually, Muttsulini bet on his own life. "This is goodmy hard work in limiting my food intake finally paid off" Worked hard to limit food intake? No way, she still has such quality! What will happen to me if she''s serious? "Mizuki, as expected, you''re definitely my greatest opponentyou better remember this!" Having finally recovered, Minami glares at Himeji-san''s breasts like an enemy. If she has even 1/5 of Himeji-san''s own, Minami would be like an ordinary person. "UghI still can''t seeis everyone here?" Rubbing his still-closed eyes in pain, Yuuji''s still tearing as he asked us. "Hideyoshi''s not here yet." "Hideyoshi had to go to the campus instead of the changing rooms, so he had to spend a longer time." "Hideyoshi''s wearing squared trunks" Finally managing to recover and replenish his blood, Muttsulini said with a somewhat lonely voice. Ya, I understand how unhappy he is. Hideyoshi looks so cute, so he should wear a swimsuit that suits him!" "Baka onii-chan, why do you look so sad?" Hazuki-chan looks worried as she asks me. She''s really a good kid "Sorry for making you worried, Hazuki-chan. I''m just feeling a little lonely, you don''t have to worry about it." "Hazuki, it''s stupid to worry about Aki, you don''t have to" Speaking halfway, Minami''s suddenly speechless. What happened? "Sorry for making everyone wait, took me quite some time to change, and there''s quite the distance from the building to the pool" A familiar voice rings in my ears. This voice and tone, Hideyoshi''s finally here, so everyone''s "sncfksurjkmxaoe,m(((Don''t worry Hideyoshi, we weren''t waiting for too long)" "Calm down, Akihisa, this is planet Earth." Yuuji calmly retorted just as I''m all panicky now. But this is because he can''t see anything now. Can he say that so calmly when he sees what''s in front of him? "How, how is it? Don''t I look more manly now?" Looking shy but trying to display the swimsuit, Hideyoshi came walking towards us. "Wah, this onee-chan''s so pretty!" "Ugh, you''re calling me pretty? Shimada imouto, I don''t know what''s wrong with you, but as you can see, I''m a guy!" "Eh? But Hazuki feels that this is a girl''s swimwear." "WHA, WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" That''s right, Hideyoshi''s wearing a squared trunks swimsuitbut that''s a girl''s swimwear. "Ki, Kinosheetahow long do you plan on obstructing us?" "Kinosheeta-kun''s too despicableactually using squared trunks to make us relax. You betrayed us in the end!" Basically, Hideyoshi''s wearing a sports swimwear that''s similar to what Minami''s wearing. The top''s a short sleeveless tight vest, and the bottom''s an ordinary pair of trunks. There''s a pair of shorts added outside the swimming trunks, and the top button is unbuttoned. This is a squared trunks, though it''s a girl''s swimwear. "Hideyoshi! You finally detected our feelings!" "I will salute this swimwear as payment for our everlasting friendship and lust." "It, it''s not like that! I should have gotten a guy''s swimwear! I even told the shop attendant that I wanted to buy ''an ordinary pair of squared trunks''!" "I guess that attendant must have been mistakenbecause Kinosheeta-kun only said that he wants ''squared trunks''." "Ya, I would have recommended the same thing." "How, how did it end up like thisno wonder I felt that it''s strange; why would guy''s swimsuit have a vest on top" Hideyoshi collapsed onto the floor and clenches his fist and teeth as he said this. Even at this moment, I can only find it weird, it does fit Hideyoshi''s personality after all. To the shop attendant we never met before, Good Job! Just as we''re discussing this, Kirishima-san looks worried as she says to Yuuji, "Yuuji, are your eyes alright?" "Hm? Ahh, they''re alright. I can see more or less. If you are worried about that, you shouldn''t have done that right from the beginning, right" "If so, here''s another one (phoosh)" "A, A THIRD TIME!? WHAT SORT OF HATRED DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME!!?" "There''re too many things here that Yuuji can''t see." We''re already at the pool, but the way things are going, Yuuji will end up in the hospital before he can even step foot into the water. "Well, Akihisa-kun" After doing our warm-ups and jumping into the pool, Himeji-san, who slowly climbed down the ladder heads towards me. "Hm? What''s the matter, Himeji-san?" "Can Akihisa-kun swim well?" "Ah, hmokay, about an ordinary person''s standard" "Akihisa-kun, why are you turning your eyes away?" Because you just took off your skirt, Himeji-san! "Actually, I don''t know how to swim at all." "Eh? You can''t swim?" In a certain sense, this is actually about what I expected. Though it''s sorry to Himeji-san, I can''t imagine her swimming quickly and freely at all. "Hm? Mizuki can''t swim?" Minami said this as she energetically jumped into to pool. Minami and Himeji-san have their own contrasts, so they have things that they can do well. Forget about running or high jump, she''s really skilled in sports. "Yeah. Actually, it''s kind of embarrassing for me to say it, but I only know how to float" Himeji-san said seriously. Even if she can''t swim, she must be trying hard to learn it. "Since Mizuki''s been teaching me in studies, I''ll teach you how to swim today!" Minami straightens her back up as she seems somewhat satisfied. Normally, Himeji-san would be teaching her about studies, so she should be rather happy to be able to repay her by teaching her in sports. "O, okay. Then please take care fo me." "Leave it to me! Don''t see me like this, I know how to swim well." Seeing the two people talk when their positions have swapped is rather refreshing. Normally in class, grade A Himeji-san would be teaching Minami who''s of grade F "So this time, Minami seems to be A and Himeji-san''s F." "I can at least make it to a B!" "GUAH!" WHY? WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME OUT OF A SUDDEN! "Next year, next yearI''ll definitely" Minami turns away as she mutters softly. I don''t know what''s going on, but it seems like she''s self-pitying when she just said that. "A, Akihisa-kunsaying that directly in front of others is" Facing me, even Himeji-san''s blushing. It''s true that it''s a bit disrespectful to say that she has class F standard of swimming, and it''s really disrespectful to say if behind her back. I''ll sincerely reflect on that. "Yuuji, I like to mention that I''m C." "What are you talking about?" Not far away, Yuuji and Kirishima-san are having an unbelievable conversation. As for Muttsulini, it''s a mystery why his eyes are shining. "Mizuki, I know the reason why you can''t swim." "Eh? Why?" "Because you''re in such a large float! You can''t swim no matter how long it takes! Hurry up and take it off and give it to me!" "Mi, Minami, please calm down! You''re looking really scary here!" "Mizuki doesn''t understand anything at all! I''m so sad that I managed to swim so fast because I don''t have any resistance!" "Ev, even if you say that, I" Seems like they''re talking about whether they can swim fast or not, and I better not disturb them. "Then I''ll go to another side. Try your best, both of you." "A, Akihisa-kun, Minami''s looking really scary out of a sudden!" "HohohoMizuki, these are all useless fats! You should exercise more and burn them off." Minami seems like she''s overly excited. Even though I''m sorry about Himeji-san who''s asking me for help here, I have to be firm. This is for Himeji-san to learn how to swim. "Mi, Minami, it''s not really a bad thing! Shoulder aches are rather tiring" "I don''t mind even if it''s like that! Even if it''s just a should ache, I will endure it!" While I left, I heard the passionate voice in what Minami said. "Onii-chan!" "WAH!" Something rode on me out of a sudden, causing me to be unable to support myself and sink. "Wh, what is it?" "Hehehe, Hazuki wants to play with onii-chan!" I could see Hazuki-chan''s bright smile once I floated up to the surface. So that was Hazuki-chan who jumped on my back. "Hm, okay, what shall we play?" "Let''s play ''water devil''?" "Water devil? Are we playing catching in the water?" I see, it''s not much different from when we play on the land. Seems interesting. "It''s not catching, it''s ''water devil''!" "Is it different from catching?" I thought that the ''water devil'' will be about playing catching in the water. "In ''water devil'', when the person acting as the devil catches the person who isn''t the devil, he will" Hazuki-chan looks up as she tells me how to play ''water devil''. However, it''s about just what I guessed, once the person acting as the devil catches someone "will drag the person into the water and wait for him to drown." "IT''S THE DEVIL! THAT''S TRULY DEVILLISH!!!" And even the ''game'' aspect of it is gone. Elementary school kids nowadays are really scaryno wait, this may be a game Hazuki-chan made up herself. "No way, Hazuki. This game is really dangerous." "Hmmmwe can''t play that?" Hazuki-chan puffs her cheeks unhappily. Seems like as a big brother, I have to teach er how dangerous this ''water devil'' game is. "Listen, Hazuki-chan. This game is really dangerous. I''ll show youoi~ Kirishima-san~" "What is it?" On hearing my call, Kirishima-san quickly swims over. She really can swim. "I want to ask you and Yuuji to demonstrate the ''water devil'' game to Hazuki-chan. The rules are simple, drag Yuuji into the water, make him drown, and then do CPR on him to win." "I''m going then." After nodding slightly, Kirishima-san quickly swims away like a torpedo as she swims towards Yuuji. "Oi? What''s going on? What''s wrong with my feetGUAAHHHWHO, WHO IS IT? WHO''S DRAGGING ME INTO THE WATE(GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP)" "Yuuji, hurry up and drown." "GUUAAAHH!! SHO, SHOUKO? ARE YOU CRA(GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP)" Far away, the game of ''water devil'' is under way. "See, isn''t that dangerous?" "YesHazuki won''t play ''water devil'' anymore" It''s good that she understands. If we can teach her the importance of life, sacrificing one or two of Yuuji''s life is nothing. "AKIHISA! THIS IS YOUR DOING, RIGHT?!" "WAH! KIRISHIMA-SAN! YOU HAVE TO SECURE HIM BETTER!" "Sorry." "Wah, the two onii-chans are swimming really fast!" The ''water devil'' game between me, Yuuji and Kirishima-sanSTART! "Ah? I was wondering who was using the pool, so it''s class rep?" While Yuuji and I were risking our lives to play ''water devil'', a somewhat familiar voice echoes throughout the poolside. "Aiko?" Kirishima-san stops as she turns to look over, and Yuuji and I stopped our deathmatch as well to look in the direction of where the voice came from. Standing over there is a short-haired girl in uniform. Hm? I seem to have met her before somewhere. "So it''s class A''s Kudou-san. What are you doing here?" Yuuji calls out her name. Kudou-san? Ahh, speaking of which, she did face off against Muttsulini in the test summoning battle. We didn''t get many chances to interact with each other, so I couldn''t remember her name. "Me? I''m from the swimming club." "I see, but the swimming club doesn''t need to practice today, right?" "Yup, but I only remembered after I came to school. And then I heard some noise from the pool, so I thought I should come take a look. If you don''t mind, can I join you?" "Ahh, you can, it''s not our pool anyway" Yuuji just points his finger at where Minami is. "And we seem to have one more person here for some reason." Looking back at where Yuuji''s is point, there seems to be a girl I don''t recognize. "Onee-sama! Why didn''t you ask Miharu out to play at the pool!? Miharu loves onee-sama so much!!" "Miharu!? Why are you here!? Nobody else should knows that I''m here to swim today!" "Miharu already set up a special information network to prevent onee-sama from being attacked!" Who''s that girl? Seems like she''s someone Minami knows of, but their relationship isn''t good. Minami''s even trying to swim away from that girl. "Seems like it got noisy out of sudden." Hideyoshi casually swims over to us. Behind him are Himeji-san and Hazuki-chan who''ll tiptoe on the floor from time to time. Hazuki-chan is probably following Himeji-san''s speed, and not that she can''t swim. "Ah? Yuukomost probably not? Are you Yuuko''s little brother?" "Mm, that''s right. Are you nee-san''s friend?" "That''s right, I''m her classmate." Hideyoshi has a twin sister who looks completely similar to him. The first time I saw her, I was really bothered by how both of them look too similar. "Excuse me, but may I join in?" "Hm? There''s no need to be polite with me. This is the school''s pool after all." After Kudou-san finished, she carries her sports bag and heads towards the changing room. After walking halfway, she turns her head around "If you want to peep, please don''t get caught." And left these words. Erm, let me thinkdoes she mean that she''s willing to let us peep? Since the girl herself said so, how can we as guys not take action "Yuuji, if you dare move, I''ll pinch you to death." "Akihisa-kun, if you dare do any unnecessary things, you have to bear the consequences, you know?" What''s with this ''even an elephant can be killed'' atmosphere? Now I can''t just do whatever I wantsince things ended up like this, there''s no other way, I can only put all my hopes on Muttsulini! "Oh yeah, where''s Muttsulini? I haven''t seen him up till now." There''s already the perfect environment, it''s too weird for Muttsulini to not be around! Right now, I should be hearing the sound of the shutter being pressed rapidly! "Muttsulini? Oh, he''s over there replenishing his blood." "I see, no wonder he''s so silent" Muttsulini doesn''t even have the time to take photos. That figure of him desperately replenishing his own blood is too agonizing. After playing for a while, Yuuji and I leave the pool to rest on the bench beside the pool. Of course, we naturally ended up looking at our friends who''re playing in the pool. "I say, Yuuji" What is it?" PAM! The loud sound of the beachball hitting the surface can be heard. "Maybe I''m thinking too much" "Ahh." BAM! And the forceful sound of the ball being hit can be heard. "Those twoare supposed to be playing water volleyball. Why is the atmosphere around them so precarious?" "Don''t worry, I''m thinking the same thing as well." "I won''t lose, Minami-chan!" "Just what I wanted, Mizuki! You can''t beat me in sports!" With spirit that looks like it''s going to break the ball in half, Himeji-san and Minami continue to launch attacks at each other. They seem to be pretty friendly just now, and for some reason, it ended up like this. "Oh yeah, Akihisa." "Hm? What is it?" "What about the movie ticket I gave you?" He''s talking about that right? Because I forced Yuuji and Kirishima-san to take part in the wedding experience, he specially gave me the movie ticket as a gift, right? I remember that thing is "Because Himeji-san and Minami seemed like they wanted it, I just gave it to them." "Can''t be wrong now. That''s the reason." "Eh? What is it?" "The loser will have to give it up. Don''t forget!" "I won''t forget! If Minami-chan loses, she can''t break the agreement!" "You too!" Ahh, they seem to have used something as a bet, which explains why they''re so into this match. Forget about Minami, I''m shocked that even Himeji-san''s so enthusiastic about it. "AhhHimeji and Shimadathe match between them looks interesting. Which side has the advantage?" Maybe Hideyoshi''s tired as he left the pool and joins us on the bench. The sight of him scratching his head is ridiculously bewitching for some reason "Himeji has the advantage right now." "Hm? I find this unexpected. If it''s ball sports movement, Shimada''s at the advantage." "That may be so if it''s a 1v1 match." While saying that, Yuuji lifts his chin and points to their bases. Himeji-san as Kirishima-san helping her, and beside Minami, the girl called Miharu (?) is chasing the ball around. "I see. That Kirishima''s sporting ability''s rather good. She sure is impressive to be able to take on Shimada like that." The difference in ability between Himeji-san and Minami is apparent, but the winner isn''t decided by this. It''s because Himeji-san''s partnerKirishima-san is really good. She skillfully hit the ball into places where Minami can''t reach, allowing for easy points. "Speaking of which, Shimada''s partner isn''t moving very naturally. I find that she''s deliberately allowing them to win." "Ah, so Hideyoshi feels the same way?" On the other hand, Minami''s partner been making mistakes one after another. The serves are all awry, and either she missed her receives or she smacked them out of bounce. Looking at her pose and movements, she should be rather skilled in that. "Miharu! You must be letting them win, right!?" "Of course not, onee-sama! Miharu is seriously (letting them win) playing! It''s pointless to go on a date with that kind of thing at all!" "So you deliberately became my partner just to make me lose" "Onee-sama! The ball''s coming here!" "Eh? Damn it! You should have said so earlier!" Just as Minami''s team is squabbling for some reason, the ball the Himeji-san served silently landed on Minami''s side. "Okay, it''s 15 points now. First set goes to rep and Himeji-san''s team!" The referee Kudou-san raises her hand to declare the winning team of the first round. "First round?" "I guess it''s a 3 set match. Can''t probably be all the way till 5." "That''s the case." Though it''s a game, they''re really serious about it, even remembering to change sides. "Onee-chan, do your best!" Hazuki-chan''s innocently cheering for her older sister, almost forgetting that there''s an ominous atmosphere here. "And the 2nd set will now begin. The one serving this time is Shimada-san''s side, right?" Kudou tosses the ball at Minami, who picks up the ball and passes it to her partner. "Ok, so the 2nd set begins now!" "Ahh! My hand slipped!" The moment Kudou-san said that, the beachball that was thrown into mid-air got tossed behind for some reason. "Ok, Love 1." Kudou-san picks up the ball that hit the wall and bounced back, and tosses it at Minami''s side. "If the partner is like that, Shimada won''t have a chance of winning." Yuuji said this as he sees the situation. "Ya, no matter how good Minami is, she can''t win on her own." "According to how I see it, this match is decided." Me and Hideyoshi agree with Yuuji''s view. If Minami''s partner can be a bit more focused, that won''t be much of a problem. But it seems like she doesn''t intend to win at all. "Miharu! The next time you serve, do it with all you got!" "Tha, that''s too much, onee-sama! Miharu''s doing her best for onee-sama, how can onee-sama suspect my hard work!?" "No need to put up such a lousy act! Listen up Miharu! This is my final warning!" "Please believe me, onee-sama! Miharu won''t lie to onee-sama at all!" "Listen up! I''ll give my final ultimatum! If you still won''t get serious" "That''s why I say that Miharu''s been serious in this." "From tomorrow onwards, I''ll call Miharu ''Shimizu-san''." "" "Oi, did you see that serve just now? That was a 12-6 curveball!" "I''m stunned. What in the world did she do for this high-difficulty technique!?" "Even Shouko couldn''t reach that ball" "Sorry onee-sama! Miharu lied to you!" "Don''t worry, Miharu! We''ll continue to be best friends!" Both of them hug each other tightly. What''s going on? For some reason, they seem to be having some sort of a drama skit. "But seeing how things are doing, the situation has reversed." "Ya. Though it''s pitiful to say this, I say that Himeji isn''t really good at sports." Ah, another 1st strike. That partner of Minami is a whole lot different from before. Even her expression is full of killing intent. "Sigh, Himeji''s really pitiful. The rare chance got lost like that." Beside me, Yuuji muttered to himself. PA! At this moment, the sound of something bursting can be heard as it deafens the entire pool. "Woah, that''s a powerful hit. That girl actually burst the beachball." "Eh? Was that the sound of the ball being burst?" "Ya, the moment Shimada''s partner served the ball, I saw the ball explode." I turn to look at the pool. There seems to be what''s left of the ball flowing on the water. What sort of power did that girl use to play "Ah! Sorry, Miharu seemed to have used too much force. I''ll go find another ball; onee-sama and the rest, please rest first." After saying that, the girl who''s Minami''s partner walks out of the pool. She''s probably going to the pool store. "I''m a bit tired." "You''re right. Let''s rest while she finds another ball." The girls who were playing volleyball in the pool came up to rest. I warn myself not to be too attracted by their swimsuits as I ask Himeji-san, "You people worked hard. Everyone was so serious, even we found that interesting." "Ah, yes, thank you for your praise. I feel really happy to be able to play with everyone." "Haha, that''s good to hear." Hearing her say this, at least our punishment from Ironman is worth it. "Oh yeah. Why could Akihisa-kun borrow this pool?" Himeji-san lowers her chin and asked. That''s right, it seems like I never told her why. "Well, a lot of things happened, so we''re in charge of cleaning the pool. The benefit is that we get to use the pool for the entire day." Of course, I can''t just honestly tell her that Ironman punished us. "Eh? You have to clean? The whole pool?" "Yup. But it''s not just me. Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini will be helping as well." Speaking of which, to be able to spend such a happy time together, cleaning the pool isn''t much at all. "Cleaning the pool? I''ll help out as well." Of course, Himeji-san naturally raises her hand. Such a good girl. "Thanks, but as for cleaning, the four of us should be enough. And we only prepared four people''s worth of cleaning tools." I''m really grateful that you have such intentions, but leave the menial work of cleaning the pool to us. And if I have to say it, it''s thanks to you two that Muttsulini agreed to help. In other words, you two helped us quite a lot. "Well" "Uu~it can''t be helped that you don''t have any cleaning equipment." "Ah, I know! If that''s the case" Himeji-san suddenly looks like she has a great idea. ''THOMP!'', at that moment, Yuuji, Muttsulini, Hideyoshi and me all realize instinctively. Is she trying to "Because there was a slight failure, there''s not enough for everyone to eat. I didn''t want to say it" Himeji-san smiles sweetly as she says, "Actually, I made 3 chiffon cakes this morn" "ROUND ONE!!!" (Yuuji) "THE BATTLE OF THE FASTEST!!!" (Me) "FIGHT IT OUT, SWIMMING RACE!!!" (Yuuji and me) ""YEAH!!!"" (Hideyoshi and Muttsulini) Before Himeji-san could complete her sentence, we shouted the code. The girls seem like they couldn''t catch up to the current developments as they all look shocked. "Explain the rules, Akihisa!" "OK! The rules are simple. Swim one lap in the pool. The first one to reach the end wins. It''s a very ordinary swimming race!" That''s right. This is really an ordinary swimming race. It''s basically about seeing who''s the fastest. However, the winner and everyone else have to face different outcomes. Why? Do you ask? That''s because Himeji-san made 3 chiffon cakes, and there''s only 4 of us. In other words, there can only be one person who''ll remain alive. Whether it''s 2nd or 3rd place, there''s no difference in the disaster that awaits us. "Baka onii-chan, what''s with you? Hazuki is shocked that onii-chan suddenly wants a swimming race." "Hazuki-chan, listen. Sometimes, men have to bet on something important." "Wah~ onii-chan''s so cool. You''re betting on your pride, right?" Nope, we''re betting on our lives. "I don''t know what''s going on, but a battle to see who''s the fastest between 4 of you seems interesting." "Ya, in terms of physique, Sakamoto-kun should be the best" "But in terms of speed, Yoshii and Tsuchiya aren''t too far apart." We can hear them whispering to each other. To us, it doesn''t matter who wins, the most important thing is whether we can safely live to see the next day. "Heh~ seems interesting. I''ll be your umpire then." After Kudou-san said this, she stands up and moves towards the umpire''s place at the end point. The school''s pool is 25m long. In other words, this means that this is a 50m race. With burning will, we get away. Yuuji''s standing to my right, and Hideyoshi''s on my left. "Ok. We''re about to start. Contestants ready" Kudou-san shouted loudly. While getting into position, my mind starts to move. Muttsulini''s normally a strong opponent, but he''s rather weak now because he lost a lot of blood, so he isn''t much of a threat. Hideyoshi isn''t weak, but in terms of atheleticism, I won''t lose to him. "GET READY~~" There''s only one person who can survive. Muttsulini''s extremely weak now, so he won''t pose much of a threat. I should be able to handle Hideyoshi as well. Thus, I only have one enemy "START!" ""GO TO HELL!!!" The moment Kudou-san shouted out, Yuuji and I exchange glances with each other leap fiercely at each other. "Damn it, so Yuuji''s thinking the same thing as me?" He actually jumped at me instead of into the water. How evil is that guy! "Aren''t you doing such a despicable thing as well! You shameless bastard!" "I can say the same to you!!" I get into position again and jump at Yuuji. Since the leap wasn''t as effective as what I expected, I can only rely on my fists if I want to make Yuuji shut up! Both of us are wearing trunks, so neither judo nor akido can work. In this short distance, if I can control the platform, I can gain victory "Onee-chan, onii-chan wanted to have a race. Why aren''t they jumping into the water?" "Hazuki, you can''t look at them. Idiocy can spread!" I seem to hear such a disrespectful conversation. "I say, you two, you can continue to fight all you want, but Kinosheeta-san and Muttsulini-san are almost back!" Matching Yuuji''s movements, I intended to launch my killer blow, but the referee just said something really unsatisfying. "Oi, Akihisa! Muttsulini and Hideyoshi seem to be coming back already!" "Ya! Now''s not the time to fight with Yuuji." For some reason, I got engrossed in my fight with Yuuji. Let me see, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini are WAH! WHY ARE THEY ONLY 20M AWAY! "Yuuji! We''ll lose if this keeps up!" "How can we allow them to do what they want! I''ll stop Muttsulini! Akihisa, stop Hideyoshi!" "Got it! Let''s have a ceasefire for now!" Yuuji and I jump into Muttsulini and Hideyoshi''s lanes respectively. Since it ended up like this, even if I have to use despicable moves, I have to stop you from reaching the end point! I frantically swim towards the halfway mark, and I see Hideyoshi swimming back at me. No matter what, I have to stop you here! "Wha, what going on, Akihisa? Your lane should be the other one, right?" "No way, Hideyoshi! I won''t let you get past me here!" My limbs tangle up Hideyoshi, who intends to swim past me. Uu! It''s not easy to hold down someone in the water "Akihisa, let go of me!" Hideyoshi continue to struggle as he moves forward. Damn it, I can''t hold him up for long! "DON''T YOU DARE GET AAWWWAAAAYYYYY!!!!" Even so, I continue to hold onto Hideyoshi. No matter what, if there''s any part that I can grab loosen! Suddenly, the thing I''m grabbing onto loses all resistance. "What''s going on?" I stood up straight in the water and confirm the thing that''s left in my hand. What''s this? This looks like something really important. "Ah, Akihisa-kun! What are you doing!?" "Eh?" "That thing! That thing in your hand!" Himeji-san turns pale as she points at my hand. This is, this "Ahhahahm this looks somewhat similar to Hideyoshi''s swimwear." "Humm? Why do I feel that it''s chilly in front of my chest" Seemingly realizing that something''s wrong, Hideyoshi stood up from the water. Seeing Hideyoshi like this, I seem to realize something fatal. That''s strange, I seem to have seen a large piece of naked back? Did IJUST PULL DOWN HIDEYOSHI''S VEST? "Even if I die, I have no regrets!" On the other lane, I seem to hear Muttsulini mutter this. A while later, the water''s dyed red. "Eh? Is this Hideyoshi''s swimsuit? Soo, soo, soo, sooorryy! I swear to god that I never saw anything!" "Hold on a minute, Akihisa! I''m a guy! Why are you panicking?" "Woah! Muttsulini! Are you alright!? This amount of blood loss isn''t good!" "It doesn''t matter, this is my one hope" "Aahhh!! Muttsulini isn''t doing well now! His nosebleed is ever violent now!" "Ki, Kinosheeta! Cover your chest first! Tsuchiya''s blood won''t stop flowing!" "Uuu, I don''t want! I''m a guy! Why must I cover my chest!" "Kinosheeta-kun! Now''s not the time to be so stubborn! Tsuchiya-kun will really die if this keeps up!" "Aiko, can you call an ambulance?" "Okay~ class F people are really interesting." "Baka onii-chan and company are always so happy. Hazuki''s really envious!" "Onee-sama, I love you" In the end, though Muttsulini was on the verge of death, with the emergency help of us and the paramedics, we finally managed to save his life. It''s another Monday morning. "Yoshii, Sakamoto. I got something I want to ask you about." Without even greeting us this moment, Ironman called us out with a blow voice. "I refuse." "I have the right to remain silent." Facing Ironman, both Yuuji and me show a pose of refusal. On getting this response, Ironman trembles violently. "Why" Finally managing to say these words, Ironman suddenly inhales deeply. "WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO CLEAN THE POOL, THE POOL GOT DYED RED!? SEEMS LIKE YOU WON''T LEARN IF I DON''T GIVE YOU TWO SOME PUNCHES! COME EXPLAIN CLEARLY IN THE COUNSELLING ROOM!" The loud bellowing voice of Ironman seem to rumble the entire classroom. "WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT, TO HEAR YOU LECTURE US!? IT''S THANKS TO US BEING AROUND THAT NOBODY DIED. I EVEN WANTED TO ASK YOU FOR SOME CREDIT!" "THAT''S RIGHT, THE SITUATION THEN WAS REALLY DISASTROUS!" "SHUT UP! I DON''T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE BIT OF YOUR JAPANESE! IT''S BETTER TO SETTLE THIS WITH FISTS!" "DAMN IT, THIS TEACHER! AKIHISA, RUN!" "GOT IT!" "THIS WON''T BE SETTLED BY WRITING A REFLECTION OR CLEANING THE POOL, YOU TWO!" After a moment of resistance, it''s all futile. In the end, Yuuji and I got caught. While we''re being beaten up, we roughly explain the event over again. Ironman sighs reluctantly "It seems like Kinosheeta can''t bathe together with everyone else the next time when we have our training camp. Got to let him have his own personal bathroom" Ironman muttered. Volume 3.5, Special Bulletin — Tekken—senseis Life Counseling Chatroom Volume 3.5, Special Bulletin: Tekken-sensei''s Life Counseling Chatroom TETSUJIN: Allow me to answer every student''s problems. 3rd year, student T-mura Y-saku''s problems. Tekken-sensei, please listen to my troubles. Actually, I have someone I like. This person looks really cute, and is really popular, but K-sheeta H-yoshi-san''s gender seems to be designated as a guy. If so, have I become a homosexual? Sensei, please tell me what to do. Tekken-sensei''s suggestion. Sorry, but you just gave me a shocking question, and I don''t really know what to say. Truthfully, I''m starting to wonder whether I should have this special bulletin at all. Since you like that person, there should be a twin sister as well. If you''re only attracted by his appearance, why don''t you confess to his sister? If you''re not attracted by his appearance but his personality--you have to calm down and think through it carefully. Though there''s a certain group of students who believe in the rumor that ''he''s of the 3rd gender ''Hideyoshi'', so there''s nothing to do with homosexuality'', but sensei hopes that you don''t get fooled by these rumors. Sensei really wishes for you to have a healthy school life. 2nd year, student K-bo T-mitsu''s problems, Recently, no matter whether I''m awake or sleeping, my mind seems to be thinking of a certain person''s figure. As long as I can see himY-shii A-hisa-san''s smile, I really feel happy. When I see him sad, I will feel sad as well. But the person''s of the same gender Are my feelings towards him love? Tekken-sensei''s suggestion. Did you mind get severely affected recently or something? Even if you don''t have any memory of hitting your head, sensei will still recommend that you go for a medical check-up. It''s never too late to talk about what homosexuality problems. 2nd year, student S-mizu M-haru''s problems. Ever since I was a 1st year, I had an onee-sama that I truly loved. However, my onee-sama got tricked by a guy recently. Please tell me what should I do to eliminate that guy? Tekken-sensei''s suggestion. DON''T YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER THAN HOMOSEXUALITY ISSUES!!!??? Volume 3.5, Me and Part—time Work and a Dangerous Weekend Volume 3.5, Me and Part-time Work and a Dangerous Weekend "Hello, who are you looking for?" "Ah! Finally got through! That''s great~" "That voiceis it Akihisa? You actually know how to use the international line, what''s wrong?" "YOU DARE TO ASK ME!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, MUM!? I CHECKED SO MANY TIMES ALREADY, WHY DOES MY CARD HAVE ONLY 39 YEN!? DID YOU FORGET TO TOP UP MY FUNDS!?" "How rude. How can I forget that? As for the money, I safely" "So you sent it?" "kept it in my wallet." "YOU ACTUALLY DARE TO TAKE YOU SON''S FUNDS? DAMN IT, I''M GOING TO COMPLAIN TO DAD!" "Relax, a part of that money went to dad." "IS DAD AN ACCOMPLICE!? GUZZLING DOWN MY SOURCE OF LIFE, YOU''RE THE WORST COUPLE EVER!" "Sorry, actually, dad only got 20% of it." "AND IT''S COMPLETELY UNEQUAL! DAD''S REALLY PITIFUL HERE!!" "Your dad didn''t even know anything at all and thought that I got half the money. He was really happy." "Dadwhy did you marry such a person?" "Sigh, let''s not talk about this first." "Eh? Ah, oh" "Didn''t mom tell you before? You have to report your grades to me regularly, but ever since you entered 2nd grade, I haven''t heard anything about the grades from you, you know?" "Sorry mom, my reception here is bad, can''t hear you properly here." "So what if the reception is bad, my problem here is that my son''s so stupid." "I don''t think we''re on the same topic." "And it''s so bad it''s superhuman." "I, I''m not that stupid!" "Oh, really? Then say it. How''s your grades now?" "" "Hurry up. Once you answer it, I''ll consider if I should give the money to you." "Ermwell, I used to think that mum looks so youthful and pretty, but mom''s real charm isn''t just in the appearance, but also in the heart. She not only has all the positives as a lady, her movements and decision making won''t lose to a man. As your son, I often bragged about this." . "Enough nonsense. I won''t let you give me an excuse, so answer me in English. ''How are your grades in school''?" "Ah" "Ah? ''a thousand''? ''a little bad''? ''about average score''?" "I''m, sorry" --DUUU "EHH? WHAT''S WITH THIS RESPONSE? THAT''S TOO COLD ALREADY! DAMN IT! IF THAT''S THE CASE, I''LL KEEP CALLING YOU LIKE A CRAZED PERVERT! DON''T UNDERESTIMATE THE RESILIENCE OF THIS SON!" "So after hearing the irritating buzzing that''s like those insect repellents, she just added your number to her phone''s black list so that it''d refuse to connect your call?" "Un. Don''t you find her really too much? That person is definitely not my mother." "Well, it''s been tough on you" During lunch, I grumbled about the conversation I had with my mom to Yuuji. It''s unexpected for him to have such a reaction. "Wh, what''s wrong with you, Yuuji? It''s disgusting to hear you pity me." "Nothing much, just that I understand how it''s like to have suffered under a mother" Yuuji looks up and gazes outside the window, looking like there''s something on his mind, and there''s actually an expression that''s doesn''t match that hard and rough expression of his. "So, what are you going to do, Akihisa?" The beauty who''s holding a packet drink Hideyoshi - asked me. Seeing him drink the soy milk, I really want to smile. The TV adverts are telling us that soy milk is beneficial to beauty, and this drink really suits Hideyoshi. "Uu~ hmreally, I''m bothered as well. Seems like my mum hardened her heart. I couldn''t call her, and even if I want to fly overseas to find her, it''s too far overseas" And besides, I really don''t know where they are anyway. All I know is that they''re running a partnership enterprise somewhere overseas "Seems like you can only earn it yourself." My classmate Tsuchiya Kouta, nicknamed Muttsulini is reading a magazine as he said this. The reason why he has such a nickname is because he is a super silent pervertand even the silent part is missing recently. Now he''s just a blatant pervert. "Ya, seems like I should find a job." If possible, I hope that I can get my pay daily and immediately start work. I don''t suppose that high school students can earn their pay on a daily basis, do they? "Working? Now that you mention it, the cafe in front of the station is hiring people." Yuuji places his hand below his chin. "The cafe in front of the station?" "Seems like it''s called ''La Pedis'', right? I don''t know what language that is in." "Hei~ so that place is hiring people?" That place sells really nice food, and they''re really cheap. It''s a place that many students from Fumitzuki Gakuen often patronize. There was once when I went there with Minami (while my arm was twisted). "I remember that it''s just relief work for this Saturday. The shift is from 11:00 to 20:00, and the salary is around 8,800 yen. It seems like they welcome any inexperienced people as well." "Only 1 day, and they invite newcomers as well? That''s great to mebut there''s a catch, right?" Normally, a cafe won''t hire people who''s studying in the short-term, and it''s even weirder for them to invite inexperienced people as well. There must be something. "This hiring method may be a bit different, but I feel that there''s no need to be so surprised. Most likely, the staff members just left the shop, so he had to hire people like this?" This reason is possible. Since they are also willing to accept inexperienced people, the owner must be really desperate already, right? "Besides, Akihisa doesn''t have the luxury of being picky about this." "Uuyou''re right about that" Like what Muttsulini said, right now, I don''t have the capacity to talk about this. This is a matter of life and death, seems like I really have to fight for that part-time job. "So, Akihisa''s going as well?" "Eh? ''Akihisa''s going as well'', does this mean that you''re going too Yuuji?" "I''m thinking that way. Actually, I wanted to go there to try it out." I see, no wonder he understood about those things. "What is it? Does Yuuji want to buy something? Why don''t you say it to us?" "Well, it''s actually nothingI just want to add locks to my room, the best and sturdiest kind." Amongst us youths, from time to time everyone will think of installing locks in our own rooms--but there''s probably not many who''d do it for the same reason Yuuji does. "Oh yeah, how many people do they want?" If we have to compete against each other in the interview, I may have to poison Yuuji first. I wonder if I still have some of Himeji-san''s biscuits "I remember it''s about 3-4. The place is rather big, so they really need a lot of people." Now that Yuuji said this, I remember what I saw in the shop. The outside''s already like a family restaurant, and there''s a lot of variety on the menu. Including the staff in the kitchen, it is possible to have another 3 or 4 people. "About 4 people, huh? How about Hideyoshi and Muttsulini join us?" "That can domaybe I can practice my acting. It''s good to have experience." "I can get enough money to buy a camera." Both of them don''t have any other plans, so they agreed to it easy. Muttsulini will show his skills in the kitchen, and as for Hideyoshi, there''s no real need to talk about it. "Since we decided, let''s go for the interview after class today. It''ll be over if we can''t get others." "You''re right. Let''s do it." "Got it." "(Nods head)" Because of that, the 4 of us went to the cafe, and after taking the interview there, we got accepted. "Ahhyou people really camesorry to bother you for today" "O, okay, please take care of us." On Saturday, the coffee shop owner drags his body that looks extremely frail as he invites the 4 of us in, who arrived an hour early. (Oi, is this shop owner really going to make it?) (Umto me, if such a thing happens again, this brother here will likely jump into the sea below Mount Fuji. He looks really weak.) Hideyoshi''s thoughts hit the mark. If such a person is to appear at a train station platform, I''ll tell the conductor to watch him and prevent him from jumping onto the tracks. (I heard a rumorthat this shop owner''s wife and daughter left him.) Yuuji muttered. Maybe this shop owner couldn''t take the sudden stress of losing his wife and daughter? Thinking about it, it''s rather likely that he would hire one-day-workers. Anyway, we just need to help out before his wife and daughter comes back. (That''s strange. I remember that there were a few girls working here the last time) (I don''t know what happened to them as well. Most likely there''s something to their resignation that we don''t know of.) So they resigned? Seems like they didn''t want to get involved with the shop owner''s business. "Well, here are your uniformstell me if the sizes don''t match" The shop owner places the folded uniforms in front of us. """My size doesn''t match at all.""" The moment we received the uniforms, Yuuji, Muttsulini and me said this in perfect unison. "My gender doesn''t match." On a side note, that''s Hideyoshi voicing his displeasure over being given a female uniform. "Eh? That''s strangeI definitely measured it before" The shop owner tilts his head, but no matter how I see it, the sizes don''t match. "Erm, my uniform may be a bit too small, but Yuuji and Muttsulinino, Sakamoto and Tsuchiya''s sizes definitely don''t match." Did the shop owner give the uniforms to the wrong people? If it''s not, his eyes must be really bad then. "Is itbut to me, Sakamoto-san is S, Yoshii-san is M, and Tsuchiya-san is EROno, L" This shopkeeper can''t be underestimated at all! "I have no interest in ERO." ""WHA!!"" On hearing what''s definitely the biggest lie of the century, Yuuji and I shouted out in shock. "Muttsulini, no matter what, you can''t just lie like that." "Ya, if you want to lie, make sure it''s at least believable." "(Shakes head violently)." That shaking-head pose of his is blatantly a lie. Really, is there a need to make a such huge lie? "Never mind, forget about that. My size is L, so I can swap with Muttsulini." Maybe I might seem small when standing next to Yuuji, but I am taller than the average boy. To me, the width of an M-sized uniform may be wide enough, but the length isn''t enough. "I''ll wear M. It''s perfect." I swap uniforms with Muttsulini. Hm, size L does fits me. "Shopkeeper, I should be wearing XL. Can you help me change to another one?" Yuuji has no one to exchange uniforms with, so he could only return the uniform. "I seeyou''re rightI accidentally mixed up the uniform sizes with my fetishes" That''s a really casual error there. "Well, I did say that my gender''s wrong" Alright, time to change, and let''s start working! The worker''s restroom isn''t really big, so both Muttsulini and I enter first. "Sure feels like the school festival." "We seem to be fated with cafes." After putting our personal stuff into the storage cupboard, Muttsulini and I started talking as we change clothes. This shop uniform has long black pants and a white shirt, with a block tightfitting vest over it. It''s a normal waiter uniform. A black apron around the pants, a black bow tie, and we''re all good. "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Excuse us." After changing, Muttsulini and I walk out of the restroom in similar uniforms as we call out to the people outside. Yuuji and Hideyoshi seem impressed as they look at our attire. "Haha, really suits you guys. You guys really have the look." "The way I see it, both of you look really cool now." "Re, really?" "How embarrassing." Unlike the school uniform or casual uniform, these are actual cafe uniforms. I already feel bad about dressing up like them, and I''m a lot more embarrassed now that they praised me. "Then, I''ll go in with Yuuji." "Um, our turn." After saying out our thoughts, this time, it''s Yuuji and Hideyoshi''s going in with the uniforms in the hands--eh WAIT A MINUTE!!! "YUUJI YOU IDIOT! HOW CAN YOU JUST GO IN AND CHANGE CLOTHES WITH HIDEYOSHI LIKE THAT!?" "Ten thousand deaths await you!" I frantically try to force the door open, but they locked themselves inside; the handle couldn''t be turned. If this keeps up, Hideyoshi will be in danger! But Yuuji ignores us who''re intending to break the door, not understanding our thoughts as he sighs in the restroom. "What are you saying. Whether we''re changing clothes or something else, we''re both guys. How can there be any problem?" BOTH OF YOU ARE GUYS? ANY PROBLEMS? WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS IDIOT UTTERING!? "YUUJI!! THAT''S AN ERROR ON THE RECORDS!!" "Wait, wait a minute, Akihisa! I am someone with a male body!" Seems like Yuuji hasn''t understood what''s going on. He actually believed the records blindly! "Sigh, I know. I''ll listen to what you have to say once we''re done, so just calm down now." Yuuji said this with an impatient tone. NO! It''ll be over when they changed! If so-- "Yuuji! If you don''t want to change you mind no matter what" "So what? Don''t break the door now! It''ll be bad if we have to pay for the door immediately after coming to work here." "--I''m going to tell Kirishima-san everything!" Creak! "I can change in the corridor, right?" Good that you understand. "Okay, let''s go find the shop owner." "(Nods head)" After solving this crisis, Muttsulini and I head towards the hall. "UrmI can''t seem to reach the zip on my back. Sorry Yuuji, but can you--eh? Where did Yuuji go?" "Sorry Hideyoshi, I treasure my life." Hearing this conversation behind me, I finally relaxed. Really, Hideyoshi''s defenselessness is really troublesome. "Speaking of which, this is a real cafe; different from the one at school. Sure feels refreshing." "Very interesting." Today''s work may be a great experience. Though it''s not to the extent that I can stop begging my mother for money, it''s not too bad. "You said that you want to do the work in the kitchen right, Muttsulini?" "I did say that in the interview." "Well, you should be in charge of the kitchen." Harboring nervous feelings, I head towards the the hall where the shopkeeper''s at. "(Blank)" The shopkeeper is just sitting around, his soul oozing out of his mouth. "Shop, shopkeeper, are you alright?" "Ahahh, I''m alright, I''m alrightas long as I deal with the shop''s stuff well, I''m sure those two will come back" Seems like the shopkeeper unable to distinguish fantasy from reality. Can he really hang on? (Muttsulini, this guy isn''t doing so well, is he?) (That may be dangerous.) (Teag. Why don''t we test it out first?) (How?) (Just talk with him as per normal.) I let Muttsulini remain here as I walk to the shopkeeper. Let me see, what should I say to him? "Well, shopkeeper" "Hm? Ahh, what is it?" "The weather''s nice today." I didn''t know what to say, so I just mentioned that the weather''s nice today. "Ahhyesdaddy''s really irritating" Seeing his response, it seems like my idea of talking about the weather just went down the drain. "Umlet''s just hope that there will be a lot of customers today." Let''s change the topic. If it''s about the shop, he can''t possibly ignore it, right? "My cutest among cutest daughtershe always said that ''I loved papa'' before she was 1 year old" "Shopkeeper, that''s a memory you made up." I remember a kid has to be about 2 before the kid starts to talk. (What now, Muttsulini? I couldn''t get through to the shopkeeper at all.) (How about we talk about his daughter?) (I see. Maybe we can get a response out of him.) The shopkeeper was just muttering about things regarding his daughter. If we talk about his daughter, he should have a response, right? "Well" "Ermhm?" "How''s your daughter li--" "I give you 5 seconds to pray to god." Immediately, a chilly object is placed at my neck. "Hol, hold on a moment, shopkeeper! Besides, where did you get that knife from!?" "Ah, ahh, I''m terribly sorryyou''re the boy who''s working today, right? You''re not that guy who wants to take away my cute little angel" "Ye, yeah, you''re mistaken there." "Hahahasorry there" The shopkeeper keeps the knife back into his clutches. Seems like I managed to protect my carotid pulse. Now that we said so much, is this shopkeeper really alright? How''s Muttsulini''s assessment? (Muttsulini, how is it? Do you find this shopkeeper ''safe'' or ''out''?) (Try it again.) You want a 3rd out? That''s an appropriate assessment. But what should I do now? I need my money if I want to survive, and even if the shopkeeper''s like this, I can''t just say go and then go away Just as I''m worrying about how to work together with the shopkeeper, "Uu, my uniform''s the only one different here" "Give it up, Hideyoshi. This is for work." "Since this is for the money, I don''t really have much to argue about" Yuuji and Hideyoshi''s voices can be heard from behind. "Ah, you two, how long do you need to change clothes--" Turning back to look at their attire, I was completely flabbergasted. The tall Yuuji is rather suited to be dressed as a waiter, so I''ll let that pass, but the problem''s the other person. "Sorry. This uniform is really hard to wear. Took me quite a while to wear it." Hideyoshi tugs at his dress. Anyone will think that he''s a waitress. Eh, should I say something here "Hi, Hideyoshi, that really suits you--" Just as I was about to praise Hideyoshi about this-- "DEAR MY DAUGHHHHTEEEERRRR--" On seeing Hideyoshi in the uniform, the shopkeeper suddenly opens his arms wide and leaps towards Hideyoshi like a weird bird. "WHA, WHAT''S GOING ON?" "SHOP, SHOPKEEPER? WHAT''S WRONG WITH YOU!!" "DEAR MY DAUGHHHHTEEEERRRR--" No way! We can''t get through to him! "Can''t be helped! Yuuji, get ready to fight!" "Got--no wait! We can''t hit him! Why is there such a weird movement!?" "MUTTSULINI, TASER THE SHOPKEEPER!" "Can''t lock on to target!" The shopkeeper''s moving like a doppleganger. Even Yuuji and Muttsulini can''t stop him! If this keeps up, Hideyoshi will be in danger! "HIDEYOSHI!!!" "WHA, WHAT DO I DO???" "TRY AND STOP HIM! SHOUT SOMETHING ''A TEENAGE GIRL WOULD SAY WHEN HE READS HER SECRET DIARY''!" "I, I DON''T KNOW WHAT''S GOING ON, BUT I''LL TRY!!" After I gave him a scenario, Hideyoshi flipped into an actor on a stage. "I HATE DADDY THE MOST!!!" Such a vicious and spiteful line there. Now that his cute (fake) daughter said this, the shopkeeper should be shocked-- "REALLYHOW ABOUT YOU BATHE TOGETHER WITH PAPA!!!" What the heck, no effect at all! Or rather, isn''t there something wrong with this conversation!? Either way, there''s no ''bath together with papa'' option here!? "If that''s the case, we''ll let him calm down through violence! Back away, Hideyoshi, take off that uniform! Yuuji, Muttsulini, we''re going all out!!" """Roger!""" "DEAR MY DAUGHHHHTEEEERRRR--" After setting the taser power to the maximum and hitting him hard 4 times, the shopkeeper finally can''t get up. "What should we do now?" "What else can we do? The shopkeeper already became like this, we can''t do anything on our own. Let''s just put a ''closed for today'' sign here. The shopkeeper that just went berserk has collapsed onto the floor with white eyes now. Good thing there isn''t any damage done to the stop, but the four of us can''t possibly open the shop on our own like that. "I say that we still have a chance of working next time." In order to prevent the shopkeeper from going berserk again, Hideyoshi took that skirt off and puts on the male waiter uniform again. But this looks really cute. How awkward. "Can''t be helped. Let''s find another chance to work." "Too bad." "Eh? Does this mean that the money--" "Of course we can''t get it, we haven''t even worked." "I, I seeyou''re right" Really a pity. Of course I feel bad about not being able to get my pay, but I was really looking forward to serving people professionally. I had no chance to do that during the school festival Really want to try itthe moment the door rings and opens, and then I energetically say ''welcome'' to the customers-- --Ding dong "Welcome!" Such a greeting may be rather interesting. That''s reallystrange? "That''s great! The shop''s open. We''re still worrying about how to spend the time~" "Yup. This is great." Treating my practice as a response, the two nee-sans who look like office ladies walk into the shop! Damn it! How can I say ''we''re closed for today'' now. (Oi Akihisa! Why did you just greet them?) (I, I''m sorry! I didn''t mean! I just thought of it in my mind and then they just appeared at this moment) I just naturally greeted them because the timing was perfect. Coincidence is really scary! (This is bad. The way I see it, I don''t think we can just chase them away like that) (We can only do our best before the shopkeeper wakes up.) (UuI''m sorry.) Though I don''t know how long it''ll take for the shopkeeper on the other side to wake up, right now, the four of us can only only the front. To think that we would actually end up in such a predicament that we can''t back out from. (Sigh, can''t be helpedbut at least if they makes things that are on the menu. We should be able to make them, so let''s give it a go. Akihisa and Hideyoshi will be in charge of serving the customers. Muttsulini, you take the kitchen. As for drinks, I''ll be in charge.) (I got it.) (Understood.) Yuuji walks into the bar counter, and Muttsulini disappears into the kitchen, while Hideyoshi and me are in charge of serving outside, so of course, we have to remain in the hall. (Akihisa, let me try this first. You''ll take the next group.) (Um, got it.) After saying that to me, Hideyoshi, dressed in a waiter''s uniform, walks towards the customers at the door.) "Two of you? Please follow me." Leading the first customers for the day, Hideyoshi brings them to the table near the window. While the customers are sitting down, Hideyoshi uses this time to leave for a while before taking the tray with glasses of ice water to to their table. "Once you''re done deciding on what you want, please kindly notify me." After bowing courteously to the customers, Hideyoshi turns and heads back. Great, those customers don''t seem to have found out anything. "Yuuji, there''s no problem with the drinks right?" "Hm, I should be able to make the easy ones. Muttsulini will handle the food, so there shouldn''t be any problems." At this moment, I suddenly feel that Yuuji and Muttsulini''s talents are so reliable here. Of course, I''m also envious of them. Just when these complicated thoughts are in my mind, Hideyoshi also finishes his work of delivering the tea as he returns to me. "As expected of Hideyoshi. It''s foolproof." "Ya, it''s nothing if I treat this as acting. And since there aren''t that much audience, I can perform better." It''s true. Hideyoshi''s face isn''t stiff or awkward. I should learn from him. "Right, I should do my best!" "That''s the spirit, but don''t be too jumpy. If you''re too nervous, it may affect your movements, or you may end up biting your tongue." Anyway, Hideyoshi''s telling me not to get nervous and or slip my tongue, right? Since this is what someone with experience said, I should remember that. The most important thing is ''not to fall'' and ''don''t slip your tongue''. --Ding dang! Oh, customers are here. Time for me to me! Watch it, don''t ''bite my tongue'' and ''don''t fall''! "Welchiam!" Bit my tongue. """""" The three nee-sans who just stepped in lower their heads to restrain their laughter. Damn it, I really want to cry and run away. Bu, but how can I feel dejected after just a minor mistake! Must calm down, don''t bite my tongue. I take a deep breath "Welchiam" CLANG! (I rush inwards) "AH! Kiddo, aren''t you going to greet us?" "Don''t worry! We''re not laughing at you!" "Try it again? Okay?" Uu! Why am I so useless!? "Wh, what is it, Akihisa? Why did it end up like that?" Seeing me run back like this, Hideyoshi couldn''t hide his look of intrigue. AhhI''m really envious that everyone could remain so calmbut how can I run away! Got to face them! "So, sorry, I was a little confused just now." I returned back to the customers, bow my head and apologized. The customers giggle as they forgive me of my actions. Good thing they''re kind-hearted customers. "Then, please allow me to lead you to your table." After recollecting myself, I bring the customers to the cabin table near the window and serve up the menu and ice water. While they start to decide on their orders, I return back to the bar counter. "Oh, I see that my customers are almost done." Hideyoshi notices the actions of the first group of customers and then walks over to them. "Excuse me, but may I know what you have decided on?" "Please give us an Espresso, a lemonade and two seasoned smoothies." "Okay, please let me confirm your order. An Espresso, a lemonade and two seasoned smoothies. Please hold on, your order will be served soon." Hideyoshi takes back the menus that the customers used and returns back to the bar counter. "An Espresso, a lemonade and two seasoned smoothies." "Got it." "(Nods head)." After Hideyoshi said finish, Yuuji and Muttsulini immediately got to work. Sure feels good. "Akihisa, the table over there seems to be done as well." "Ah, that''s true. I''ll go take their order." Like what Hideyoshi said, the customers I led are looking here now. I see, so I just need to ask them ''may I have your order please?''. Okay, I''ll do my job well. Taking a deep breath-- "Dexcuse me" Pzzztt! The customers spit out ice water, causing the shop to have a fresh rainbow arc. "Excuse me, may I have your order, please?" I really, really want to bury myself into a hole. "The, then, I want a hot cocoa and a cheesecake. Do your best." "I want an orange juice and scones. Do your best." "I, I want milk tea and a Montblanc. Do your best." "O, okay, thank you very much" After taking the menus back, I say to Yuuji and Muttsulini, "Hot cocoa, orange juice, milk tea, cheese cake, scones, Montblanc, one each. And 3 ''do your best''." "Why are the customers encouraging you?" "Did something happen after opening the shop?" Yuuji and Muttsulini probably won''t even understand my feelings since they''re not in charge of serving. I prepare the cups as I wait for the desserts to be ready. After which, I then deliver the food and drinks onto their table. I just served it to them, and yet I got told ''You did brilliantly''. It''s really heart-aching And thus, time slowly starts to pass-- --DING DONG! "Welcome, may I know how many of you?" Hideyoshi says as he greets the customers who enter the shop. We''re not too busy and also not too bored to tears, the customers start to come in one by oneah, there are customers here as well, and these are the first male customers of the day. Okay, watch me! "Welcome, may I know how many of you?" "Oh, there''s two ofeh, isn''t this Yoshii? What are you doing here?" The customers who stepped into the shop shouted when they saw me. Speaking of which, where have I met this pair before? Baldymohawk headpairbra on head "Ahh! It''s the hentai sempais!" "WHO IN THIS WORLD WILL CALL SUCH A NAME!?" "WE''RE TSUNEMURA AND NATSUKAWA! WHAT''S WRONG WITH YOUR MEMORY!?" That''s right, they''re the Toko-Natsu duo. "My apologies, please let me lead you to your seats." "That''s really disrespectful" Though they''re perverts, they''re still customers as well. I still nod my head respectfully and led them to their seats before serving them ice water. "Once you''re done with your selections, please notify me, thank you." After saying that, I return back to the orders station, and not far away, Hideyoshi, who was serving other customers, is back. "Oi, you two." While the customers are still deciding on what to order, I was preparing the towels when Yuuji suddenly called me from behind the counter. "What is it, Yuuji?" "It''s regarding the drinks. The milk today doesn''t seem to be here, and there''s none left. If the customers want to order any milk-based beverages, you have to watch out." Speaking of which, one of the selling points of this shop is the fresh milk they provide. But if that''s the case, we have to be careful of the customers ordering milk-based drinks. "I got it. I''ll make sure to be careful about the milk-based drinks." "Ahh, thanks guys." After saying that, Yuuji returns to the bar. "Excuse me~" The group of customers called. It''s Hideyoshi''s group. "Yes, I''ll be there." Hideyoshi takes the order form and prepares to take the orders from the customers. "May I know what you have decided?" "Yes, we would like to have an ice coffee and ice milk tea." "I''m really sorry, but we ran out of milk. We can prepare iced red tea immediately though. May I?" "Ah, I see~ then I''ll have iced red tea then." "I''m really sorry. Let me confirm your order. One iced coffee and one iced red tea. Please wait, the drinks will be served soon." After bowing to the customers, Hideyoshi returns to the bar. I see. So I have to serve them like this. Better remember this. "Oi, can we order now?" "Ah, yes, we''ll serve you." Hearing the Toko-Natsu pair call, I immediately grab the menu and head towards them. Got to watch out if they order anything milk-related. "May I know what do you like to order?" "Hm, I want ice coffee." Hm, so mohawk head ordered a cup of coffee. No problems. "I want milk tea." Oh, we got a problem. No need to panic, I just need to follow what Hideyoshi did. "Dear customer, I''m really sorry." "Hm? What is it?" "We ran out of milk, so we need to switch the milk into ice. I hope you can understand." "THAT''S JUST ORDINARY ICE!!!" "Please hold on, we''ll be serving the drinks soon." "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?" I bow towards them as I return back to the bar counter and notified Yuuji and the rest what they ordered. As there''re only drinks, it was completed immediately. I put the two drinks on the tray, taking care not to let them spill out. "Sorry to keep you waiting. This is your iced coffee." "Oh." I serve the iced coffee in front of the mohawk-head sempai. "This is ice." "I DON''T WANT THAT!" The baldy-sempai doesn''t seem to be satisfied with what he ordered as he is suddenly outraged. Even so, it''s our fault that we ran out of milk, so why don''t we give him a special discountokay! "Dear customer, please relax. We''ll charge you half price for this drink." "THERE''S NO NEED TO CHARGE MONEY FOR THAT!!" I already made way, but seems like the baldy-sempai doesn''t understand. Uu~hm, how bothersome "If there''s no milk, just get me a mix. No need the ice!" "A mixis it? I got it." Now the order has changed. No ice, just a mix. "Yuuji, I waneh, where did he go?" I couldn''t find Yuuji anywhere in the bar counter. Most likely, he went behind to do something. Really, it''s not good to keep an emotional customer waitingcan''t be helped, I''ll have to make the drinks this time. "But how am I going to make a mix?" Even if it''s me, I know a mix refers to a coffeemix. The problem is what kind of coffee do they want. Since it''s called a mix, it means a mix of several stuff, rightah, I know. I pour the coffee that Yuuji prepared into the cup, put the cup onto the tray and serve it to the customer. "Sorry to make you wait. This is the mix you ordered." "Oh, we did wait long." I place the cup in front of baldy-sempai. The sempai immediately straightens his back proudly as he reaches for the cup. "Oh yeah, what did you mix inside?" Before the cup reached the lips, baldy-sempai suddenly asked me. Well, that "A mix of iced coffee and hot coffee." "DON''T MIX THESE TWO THINGS TOGETHER! THAT''LL JUST MAKE THE COFFEE WARM!!" "I can also go by your personal preference and add tabasco and toothpicks if you want." "WHO WOULD HAVE SUCH A LIKING!?" The baldy-sempai roared out with a fuming red face. What should I do now? Such a ruckus will bring discomfort to others. At this moment, should Ioh yeah! I can calm him down by talking about something else! "Oh yes, dear customer" "What? You want to say something?" The baldy-sempai retorted angrily. In order to make him calm down I show a smile as I try to talk to him. "Speaking of which, why aren''t you wearing the bra on your head today?" "GET OUT! WE''LL TALK OUTSIDE!!" The plan failed. My efforts earned the wrath of the baldy-sempai as he takes the cup of coffee. Is he planning to splash it on me? "HOW CAN I LET YOU DO THAT!?" Sensing danger, I leap aside. The coffee that missed flies "AH!" and splashes onto the nearby Hideyoshi. ""Ah"" Hideyoshi''s clothes are dyed with a large stain of coffee. "So, sorry, I wasn''t aiming at you" The baldy-sempai bows to Hideyoshi in apology. Even if he''s a sempai, what he did was too much. "No need, please don''t mind." Hideyoshi responds with a gentle acting smile. That, that''s definitely a professional level! (Sorry to get you involved, Hideyoshi.) (No need to worry, I just need to change clothes.) (Hearing you say this, you really helped me out here.) After exchanging a few words, Hideyoshi nods his head at the customer before heading to the restroom. He must be trying to get rid of the dirtied clothes. Speaking of which, are there any clothes for him to change into? --DING DONG! "Hello, and welcome." As Hideyoshi went to change clothes, I''m the one in charge of serving the customers this time. On seeing my face, the customer lets out a bright smile. "Hello, we''re here, Akihisa-kun." "Eh? Himeji-san?" Walking into the shop is my classmate Himeji Mizuki-san. As there''s no lessons today, her attire is of ordinary plainclothes. Though she''s wearing a common shortskirt and T-shirt, her cute looks makes anything she wears look good on her. I really want to take her home. "Not bad Aki. Heh~This really suits you, you know." "Eh? Even Minami''s here?" Standing beside Himeji-san is my other classmate named Shimada Minami. She''s wearing ordinary jeans and a T-shirt. Of course, this looks rather alluring, but if I''m to bring her home, I''ll (my body and house) will definitely meet a tragic end. "Oi oi oi, Mr Waiter, stop standing around. Can you lead us to our seats?" Minami snickers at me as she waves her hand. Ugh! Why do I feel that Minami''s S-personality is appearing and disappearing at the same time!? "Ah, okay, may I know how many of you are there?" Even if we''re friends, a customer''s still a customer. I have to serve them well. "4 of us." "Eh? 4?" But there''s only Himeji-san and Minami in front of me. Who''s the last one? "One will be here later, as for the other one" Minami said as she looks into the shop. "Yuuji, hiding something from your wife is the start of having an affair." "What''s going on? I seem to hear Shouko''s voice even when she''s not supposed to be here! Is this a curse!?" Class A''s rep Kirishima-san is already standing behind Yuuji from who knows when. "Kirishima-san told us that Akihisa-kun and the rest were working here." "Ah, I see." It''ll be too rude to say ''but we didn''t tell Kirishima-san about this~''. Let''s just treat it as if a lovestruck girl''s movements can''t be underestimated. "Anyway, please follow me." ""Okay~"" I lead them to a four-seater table and serve up some ice water. After a while, Kirishima-san''s seated as well. "May I know what you have decided on?" I ask the three of them who''re looking at the menu. "Hm~ what should I order?" "Every item here looks good." Himeji-san and Kirishima-san still seem like they''re unable to decide. Both of them don''t seem to have entered this shop before. If I can just recommend them somethingah, that''s it. "Well, the last time I came here, I felt that the crepes were rather delicious." I don''t know if Muttsulini can replicate the taste, but I guess that guy has no problems with it, since there''s the recipe for reference. "The last time you came here?" What Himeji-san was interested in wasn''t the crepes. I wasn''t trying to talk about that "Ah, thatwho did you go with?" "Eh? With Minami--GWOH!" "I, idiot! Mizuki! Thatdon''t be mistaken, it''s not like that! We didn''t come alone here!" Minami suddenly stuffed my mouth. (Aki! stop spouting nonsense! Anyway, just follow what I say!) Minami softly said that to me, and I can only nod my head. I don''t know what''s going on, but I better follow what she says. "Eh? Not just the two of you? I, I see. If that''s so" "Is, isn''t this nonsense, right, Aki~" "Uu, yeah. It wasn''t just two people. There were four, including Yuuji!" CRACK!!! My right wrist got dislocated. (Why are you saying things that''re obviously lies! Sakamoto''s here, can''t they just ask him?) "Yoshii, who''s the last one?" Kirishima-san expression reaches her hand out for my left hand. If my answer can''t satisfy her, this life can''t possibly remain for long. "The, the last oneis that person! Right Aki?" "Ye, yeah! It''s that person, that--" If I''m to talk about someone who''s here, the lie will definitely be seen through. If so, even if I can talk about someone who''s unrelated to us, it won''t feel realistic, so that won''t do. And since we were in this kind of shop, a girl''s name will seem more natural than a guy''s "That---we came with Takahashi-sensei!" CRRAAACCCKKK!!! "WAAHHH!! MY WRIST JOINT WAS JUST REATTACHED AND IS NOW ABOUT TO BE DISLOCATED AGAIN!" "SO I SAY, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID TO MAKE SUCH A STUPID LIE! HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY BE HERE WITH TAKAHASHI-SENSEI!?" "Eh? What? It was a lie? So Akihisa-kun did come here with Minami?" "''A hellish gate has opened. Compensate the crime with your death. Are you ready, Yuuji?''" "What, what happened!? Why is Shouko showing a battle stance!?" Yuuji''s within range of Kirishima-san''s attack, and I''m currently under violence from Minami. In such a situation, what can I do --DING DONG! "Sorry I''m lateeh, what''s everyone doing?" The one who broke this deadlock situation is everyone''s idol Kinosheeta Hideyoshias if, that person is "Yuuko." That''s right, it''s Hideyoshi''s twin sister Kinosheeta Yuuko-san. So the last one who will be here later was Kinosheeta-san. It''s really rare for the four of them to move together. "Incho, Shimada-san, calm down. It''s not good to stir up violence in somebody else''s shop!" Kinosheeta-san stares at Kirishima-san and Minami, who were preparing to attack us. Seems like I haven''t heard of such a logical statement after a long time. "But Yuuji, he" "Idiotic Aki actually" "Stop giving me excuses. If you do that, wouldn''t the other customers be bothered?" "Got it." "You''re right" Being scolded by Kinosheeta-san, both of them immediately stopped their acts of murder. Are we saved? "Oh ho, my sister really can talk." "Ya, Hideyoshi! Good thing your sister helped us outWAH, WHAT''S WITH THAT GETUP!?" Hideyoshi, who ended up beside us since who knows when, is now in that gentle waitress uniform. "Ohh, that''s because I couldn''t find any waiter uniform that suits me, so I could only wear this." Hideyoshi said this as he lifts the shortskirt slightly. Is that so? So there aren''t any more uniforms to choose from. "Sigh, so what? Once the customers see you as a waitress, they should be rather happy." With such a cute face, and such a defenseless action, any guy will be staring at Hideyoshi''s legs. "Like this?" "Sort of." Okay okay, good thing there''s nothing that''ll create such a huge commotion. We should continue work "Hideyoshi, can---------`` you please wait?" Or so we wanted to, but Kinosheeta Yuuko-san is standing in front of us. "Uuoh? Ane-san, anything''s the problem?" Hideyoshi got his hand held firmly by his sister, but he just tilts his head, not understanding why as he asks. "Don''t worry too much. Yoshii-san, where''s the washroom?" "Eh? Over there." "Really? Thanks." After I pointed at the washroom, Kinosheeta-san grabbed Hideyoshi''s wrist as she carries a smile, heading to the washroom. "Ah, yea, Incho and Shimada-san" The moment she was about to disappear, Kinosheeta-san suddenly left these words. "I take back what I said just now. Forget about disturbing others, those things you don''t like, you can just deal with them however you want?" ''BAAM'' After that, the sound of the washroom door being slammed can be heard. "Ane-san, what''s going on? Why are you grabbing onto my wrist?" "I''m about to ask you why are you wearing such a short skirt and moving around? I did say it before, right? Because you''re so reckless, I ended up having everyone staring at me so weirdly, so I warned you not to do that already, right?" "Ahahaha, what are you saying. Isn''t ane-san always walking around in her underwear at home? Right now, you don''t really have to hide itAH, ANE-SAN! NOOO! MY JOINTS CAN''T GO INTO THAT DIRECTION!!!" "Yuuji, I already got permission. Tell me everything about your date with Takahashi-sensei." "What are you saying? And even though you asked me to spill the beans, it doesn''t seem like you have any interest in listening! Am I thinking too much!?" "Th, that, Akihisa-kun! As for what we talked about just now, so you and Minami really" "It, it, it, it, it''s not like that, Mizuki! Aki''s an idiot, so his memory is a little chaotic!" "GYAH! MINAMI, CALM DOWN, LET GO OF MY HAND! IF THIS KEEPS UP, I''LL HAVE ANOTHER WRIST JOINT!!!" Just as this hellish depiction is raised all over the shop "WHA, WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING INSIDE THE SHOP!!!" The shop roar echoes throughout the shop. "Shop, shopkeeper?" "Really, what are you doing when other people are unconscious? Forget about opening the shop, to actually do such things in front of the customers, what in the world are you people thinking!!!" The forceful shout sounded really spine-chilling. No matter how weak he is, he''s still a shopkeeper. He can actually stop the angry Minami, Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san. If that''s the case, me, Yuuji and Hideyoshi won''t be killed, right? Great, this is great "Dear customers, I''m really sorry. Please don''t mind these brats and continue to enjoy your teatime and resttime here." The shopkeeper bows to the customers one by one. Now the shop should be back to normal, right? Just as I put my hand on my chest, thinking that everything''s over DING DONG! The doorbell at the entrance lets out a sharp sound. Looking there, what seems like a mother and daughter combination walks into the shop. "So how is it, ''papa''? Have you reflected properly?" The one who said this to the shopkeeper was a girl with two spiral like curls. I seemed to have met her before. "Mi, Miharu? DEAR MY ANGEL!!" The shopkeeper immediately froze and reveals a teary look. "That''s great, shopkeeper, at least your daughter and wife are back." "Yoshii-santhank you" That''s good, that''s good, now at least there''s a happy ending. Since I don''t have to be executed and can also get my salary, and the shopkeeper got his wife and daughter back, everything''s okay. "Miharuwill never, ever leave papa again" The shopkeeper tearily stumbles towards his daughter, and the daughter slowly walks to the shopkeeper. "Ah! Is that, Minami onee-sama? Are you here to look for Miharu? Aiya, if you had said so earlier, Miharu would have set the entire shop up and waited for you." "Mi, Miharu! Is this your house!?" But walking halfway, the daughter suddenly turns and widens her arms to try and hug Minami forcefully. "Miharu?" "Sho, shopkeeper?" Seeing the scene in front of him, the shopkeeper froze. Why do I see a large black terrifying aura behind him? "So it was you" As if he just returned from the depths of hell, the shopkeeper lets out a low bellow. "So it was you? You damned woman who tricked MY DAUGHTTTAAAA!!!" Suddenly, the shopkeeper shockingly increased his speed. This movement may be able to match Muttsulini''s summoned beast in speed! "Shop, shopkeeper! If you''re going to lose your cool here, everyone''s going to go crazy! And besides, isn''t the saying ''you damned woman who tricked my daughter'' too strange? Haven''t you realized it?" "DEAR MY DAUGHHHHHTTTEEEEERRRRR!!!!" I can''t stop him at all! "Yuuji, get ready to be punished." "So I say, what are you talking about!? Why must I be punished by youGYYAAAHHHHOOOOOOHHH!!!" "Hideyoshi, you haven''t fainted yet? The main course''s starting now." "Ah, ane-san! NO! MY JOINT CAN''T GO THEREUU!!" "Akihisa-kun! You haven''t answered my question! So you and Minami went on a date!?" "A date with onee-sama!? THIS ROTTEN PIG! I''M GOING TO DICE YOU UP!!" "DEAR MY DAUGHHHHHTTTEEEEERRRRR!!!!" "You, you''re mistaken, uncle! I''m not with Miharu, but with Aki!" "MI, MINAMI! DON''T GET ME INVOLVED! EH? WHY IS THE SHOPKEEPER COMING RIGHT AT ME! SOMEONE, SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!" "And then?" "Urm, anywayI just hope that mother-sama can graciously send me my pocket money. Please" "Really, you" "I, I tried my best, but my luck was bad, and with a lot of things that happened, there was a lot of disasters." "Sigh, can''t be helped. I''ll just help you out this time." "Really? Mother-sama, thank you very much!" "But if you''re not going to live your life properly" "If I don''t live my life properly?" "I''ll send Akira over and make her watch every single move you make!" "Who''s that? I don''t seem to know her." "Are you so stupid that you forgot your own family member''s name?" "MOM! PLEASE SHOW MERCY! I, I ALWAYS LIKED LIVING ALONE!" "Shut up! If you want to live alone, you have to live properly!" "MOM! MOM! PLEASE, JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!" Du, du, du "It should be alright, right? She just said, if only I live my life properlyright?" Volume 3.5, Authors Notes Volume 3.5, Author''s Notes I''m really grateful that everyone''s holding onto this wacky ''Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju Volume 3.5''. I''m Inoue Kenji, the author in charge of writing this series. The series has finally reached the 4th volume, and if it wasn''t for the support of the readers, I would definitely have given up midway through. At this point, I really want to express my thanks that can''t merely be expressed through words. Also, since there''s the term ''test'' in this series'' name, I''ll introduce the test question I had during college. Let''s talk about a mini test that a ''practical English'' professor gave us. Professor: "I''m passing the test papers down, please write out the words that I''m going to read." Having received the papers, I first wrote down my name and student ID down. Professor: "Then, the first question." I wrote a (1) on the paper as I prepared to answer the question. Professor: "Rheumatic heart disease." Just like that, I decided to leave (1) blank. Speaking of which, is this really practical English? Is this really practical as compared to haggling terms or greetings? The United Kingdom is really terrifying. Professor: "The second question." "I wrote a (2) on the paper. Professor: "James Thomas." This is a specialized name. My definition of an ''English test'' is wavering. Maybe this is really practical, but even if that person is called Jackson or Smith, so what? Is this kind of English common? I start to feel unsettled. Anyway, I just followed what the professor said and wrote the answer, but as for whether it was correct, I didn''t have any confidence at all, because I never learned practiced writing a person''s name anyway. The professor seemed to noticed my emotions, and gives me a few comforting words. Professor: "I''ll give you people a hint." That really helps me out. Professor: "This is the name of a horse." THAT WILL ONLY MAKE ME EVEN CONFUSED!!! random stuff and hand in my answer. On a side note, the professor gave a total of 3 questions, and the last question was ''anything that you can write''. How are you going to grade that? Until now, it''s still a mystery to me. English is really hard. Okay, enough of that. Next, let''s listen to my explanation of each short story. The following may reveal the contents of the story, so to the readers who haven''t read yet, I apologize. This work was written earlier than my first volume, so it should be considered my first work. As it was released on a website called FB online, I suppose not a lot of people know about it, right? The website will have updates every Friday, so readers, if you''re interested, you may check it out. There are also many works that aren''t released, and they may be removed without you knowing. There''s also a lot of Famitsu Bunko upstarts works and other information about new books. If you have the chance, please visit the site. The readers-online zone also allows readers to ask questions about the works. This is just a little promotion. Oh yeah, Hazuki who appeared in the 2nd volume appears in this volume. It seemed like a lot of people were confused after reading that volume, so I''m really sorry about it. This was a short story that was on a FBSP booklet. As for when the story occurred, it''s about between the 1st and 2nd volume. The love letter in the beginning is part of the content of a love letter that I don''t want people who know me to know of, but please relax, I edited it before. The original letter was really from a real female! no, no, it''s not my mom who wrote it. Anyway, the people around me (even my immediate relatives) don''t even know that I''m a writer. This love letter was based on a love letter I got in the past--AIYO, I TOLD YOU IT''S NOT! AND IT''S NOT MY GRANNY WHO WROTE IT!! The protagonist this time is Yuuji, and the story occurred between the 2nd and 3rd volume. I tried to change my usual sctick as I wrote this story. Though it''s a love comedy, I was somewhat sensing that it was only a comedyanyway, doesn''t matter. As Hideyoshi''s phone was damaged in this story, he had no handphone to use in the 3rd volume. It was really not an elaborate explanation, so i''m really sorry. Everyone seemed to have imagined Hideyoshi in a swimsuit, and this time, I finally managed to write it out. How is it? Did it meet your expectations? For some reason, a lot of people seem to feel that Hideyoshi should be wearing a school swimsuit, and the next most popular idea was a fundoshi. Unbelievably, Hideyoshi''s a guy, yet it''s really hard to draw him without him wearing a top. Isn''t that inexplicable? On a side note, everyone should have expected Minami to wear a competitive swimsuit, but I''m really sorry. This story happened between volumes 2 and 3, so Minami doesn''t even know of such things. This is also between volumes 2 and 3. Akihisa''s mother finally appears for the first time! As I was told by my colleague that ''The mothers that Inoue-bro writes about seem somewhat weird'', so I always couldn''t think of what to write. As for why is it, that''s because I don''t even know what a normal mother is like!! On an unrelated note, a few days ago, my mother encouraged me on a phone: "Since you''re an ugly person, you have to find someone who''s willing to marry you!". WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SPOUTING, YOU DAMNED OLD GRANNY! WE''LL WAIT AND SEE! --Sorry, I got a bit carried away. My relationship with my mother''s still very good. Okay okay, now for the usual thanks. To Haga Yui-san, who''s in charge of the illustrations, the moment I saw the cover of this volume, my eyes widened. Right now, my PC desktop background should have a change now. You''re a terrifying person! N-sama, who''s in charge of editoring, your abandoning of your family to focus on work is so cool. I''m really sorry for not being able to let you rest. Kagaya-sama, who''s in charge of designing, I''m really sorry that the sudden inclusion of this volume caused your workload to increase. However, I still believe fully in your ability! So please don''t abandon me! To all my sempais, whether it''s in a banquet or a message or a handphone, I really bothered you people a lot. Because of everyone''s suggestions, I am finally able to embrace the 1 year anniversary of starting out, and I really like to thank everybody. Finally, of course, I have to thank the readers! I''m really, really grateful for everyone''s affections. For you bought this book, I can finally continue to write this story. I don''t think I can say enough as to how much I''m really grateful for this. Some readers even sent me their handmade book covers, which allows me to gain momentum in my work. Please allow me to earnestly thank everyone again. Then, let''s meet in the 4th volume where Minami''s all-out assault continues! I will try my best not to make everyone wait for too long. Volume 4, The First Question Volume 4, The First Question " Yuuji." "Wha --- arghhh!? What the hell are you doing all of a sudden!?" " don''t dodge." "When you''re butting your head with me, of course I''ll dodge!" " I''m not butting my head." "? Then what''s that? A heddobatto?" " a kiss." "Alright. I don''t want to see any unnecessary movement from you. Put your hands behind your head and explain this slowly in a way that''s easy to understand." " putting lips together. A natural act between an engaged couple like Yuuji and me. It''s called ''making out''." "Wait. I didn''t mean that I don''t know what a ''kiss'' is. I''m asking, why are you doing that out of the blahhhh!" " you say you know, with whom, when, and where did you!!" "N, no! I mean I know the meaning of a kiss, it doesn''t mean that I have any ---" " experience?" "--- you can''t really say that I don''t have any exgyaaaaa! I''m kidding! I''m just being cocky, I''ve never experienced a real one before!" " I see. Then, it''s fine." "I, I thought I was going to die So, why did you talk about that out of the blue?" " look." "Yeah? Isn''t that Akihisa and Shimada? I can''t really see it from here --- but isn''t Shimada running away from him?" " they were kissing before that." "Seriously! Ugh, the fellows in our class have started to surround the ditched guy, Akihisa." " an incredible killing intent." "Woah, what a nice body! Something good is also stuffed in between his jaws. As expected, he''s outnumbered." " he can''t move anymore." "Tsk tsk. As usual, Akihisa is an idiot. They are famous for not showing any mercy to anyone who has experienced even something as small as a kiss." " I''m sorry." "Huh? What''s wrong? Why are you apologizing? Since I haven''t done anything like that, I''ll be fine, you know?" " the truth is, while Yuuji was sleeping ---" "I can''t hear you! I totally, completely can''t hear you at all!" " it''s ok. Since I''ll take responsibility." "That''s not the problem, is it!? --- hah! Killing intent gyaaaaaaaaa!" "Heretics discovered. We''ve secured them." "Alright. Take them away." "Roger! President Sugawa!" " ah Yuuji" "How goes the preparations for the trial?" "No problem." "Well done. We''re going to begin the emergency heretic trial! All members, do not be negligent in inspecting your tools!" """Roger! President Sugawa!""" " what should I do. I was so busy selling him out that I forgot to mention that I only did it on his cheek" Convert the following words to proper English. "Haatofuru Rabusutourii" Himeji Mizuki''s answer "heartful love story" Teacher''s comment Correct. It''s a common catchphrase you see in movies and books, but every now and then, there will be someone who will get the "heart" part wrong. Even though it should be a familiar English word to most, it''s surprisingly difficult to get it right. By the way, translated to Japanese, it''s "A romance story filled with love". I''d definitely like to see you all spend your springtime of youth in such a manner. Shimada Minami''s answer "hurt full rough story" Teacher''s comment hurt injury full to be filled with rough rough story story It''s a beautiful mistake to the effect that I was wondering whether you got it wrong on purpose. I think you will be the only one "playing out" such a "heartful love story". Kirishima Shouko''s answer "hurt full rough story" Teacher''s comment To think that there''s another one. "Aki, close your eyes." That came rather suddenly. In front of me were a pair of large eyes framed with full eyelashes. A shampoo fragrance could be detected emanating from that beautiful hair with the back tied up into a ponytail. And then on my lips --- I could feel the touch of the soft, warm lips of Minami. What''s this. What just happened. Why is Minami''s face so close to me. Why am I spacing out like this. In a jerking motion, Minami pulled away from me, "Th, this is not a joke, I''m telling you!" After saying that one line, she ran away from me. Ahaha. Minami''s face is surprisingly red. Just like a tomato. I was overseeing this scene, taking in this situation in a strangely calm manner. "As I thought Minami-chan, towards Akihisa-kun" I''m strangely concerned with the murmuring voice of the nearby Himeji-san. "Yoshii, prepare yourself!" And then, what came next was rather sudden. A tightly clenched large fist appeared in front of me. And then, I felt the hard, sweltering touch of Sugawa''s fist on my cheek. What''s this. What just happened. Why is Sugawa-kun and the rest of F class closing in on me like predators closing in on their prey. Why is my vision quivering. Not knowing what happened, in a jerking motion, Sugawa-kun pulled away from me, "Th, that is not a joke, I''m telling you! we''re really going to kill you!" He raised his hand and gave the others around him a signal. "Eh!? Eh!? Wait wait! I don''t understand the situa --- gyaaaaa!" A killing intent that had never been felt before. For some reason, it seemed like everyone was looking at me with serious eyes!? "As I thought Minami-chan, towards Akihisa" "No, Himeji-san! Enough of that! Anyway, for now, save me--- !" At that moment, my consciousness descended into darkness. "Gentlemen. Where are we?" """The court that passes down the oldest form of judgement!""" "What will the heretic get?" """The iron hammer of death!""" "What will the guy get?" """He shall throw away his love, and live in sorrow!""" "Good. Now --- let the heretic trial of class 2-F begin!" When I opened my eyes, it was the meeting place of Sabbath. "Eh? Huh? What''s the meaning of this?" Even though the curtains had been drawn up and it was dark, I realized I was in my usual classroom from the feel of tatami. In other words, the masked guys standing beside the platform were of class 2-F. "Akihisa, you''ve awakened." A familiar voice came from nearby. As I tried to turn around to face that voice, I realized for the first time that my hands and feet had been bound. I had no choice but to roll my entire body to face the direction of the owner of that voice. What I was seeing before me was the figure of my bad pal, also with his hands and feet bound, lying there. " Yuuji, what are you doing?" " I''ve been dragged into this by you." He spat with his scowling, annoyed face that gave out a complete feeling of wildness. Just like a wild animal tied up in a cage. "Dragged into this?" "Thanks to you, the talk about ''Shouko kissing me while I was asleep'' was overheard by them. What a great bother, bastard." Hm hm. Kirishima-san kissing. Kissing Yuuji. I see --- " huh?" No no no. Wait a minute please. Isn''t it too good a thing to be ignored? Kirishima-san and Yuuji have kissed? That beautiful Kirishima Shouko-san who is good in studies and sports and also with a good family background, and the plain Sakamoto Yuuji who is bad in personality and brains, have kissed? Haha. That''s really a distasteful joke. So stupid to the point its beyond laughable but, what if. I don''t really want to think about it, but what if. If in one in a million chance, that''s true. If that''s the case, even if God permits, I shall not forgive him! "Everyone, this is bad! Sakamoto Yuuji is suspected to be a heretic! Time to prepare for an emergency trial!" "Wait Akihisa! Rather, weren''t you the one who was trying to make us kiss at the Kisaragi Highland incident!? In other words, you are the real heretic!" Yuuji was prattling about some nonsensical stuff. Me, a heretic? "Yuuji, how unsightly! You''re plotting to shift some unfounded allegation onto me to protect yourself! Do you think I''ll swallow that!" This was not a joke. Having lived in this world for sixteen years. This was not something to be proud of, but I had never yet had the joyful experience of being kissed! well, I''ve received one on the cheek however "This, this idiot! If you don''t believe me, just try listening to what they are saying!" Even though I didn''t get what Yuuji was saying, for now, I''d do as he said and try stretching my hearing. As I did that, I could make out a strange conversation going on between my classmates. "--- read out the charges." "Yes, President Sugawa. Eh--- the accused, Yoshii Akihisa (from now on, he shall be referred to as A), a student of our Fumizuki Academy''s class 2-F, is suspected of violating our doctrine. The charges for A are indecent assault, as well as, acts of infidelity. At early dawn of this very day, when A was forcefully performing an obscene act on his classmate, Shimada Minami (from now on, she shall be referred to as Flat-Chest), he was apprehended by our compatriots. He is now brought before us. From here on, after we have thoroughly investigated the relationship between A and Flat-Chest, to properly deal with A ---" "Skip the trivialities. Read out the conclusion." "We''re envious of him being kissed!" "Uhm. It''s truly an easy-to-understand report." Eh? Huh? Kiss? What''s that. Speaking of that, something like that did seem to happen, or didn''t seem to happen "Akihisa. You must have lost your memories from the excessive shock, so let me tell you about it. This morning, you and Shimada kissed. And it was right in front of Himeji." Yuuji seemed to be explaining to me. Kiss. With Minami. I kissed. What''s that. After being told that, it did seem like Minami and I kissed. But that''s not possible. "Haha. You can stop the jokes, Yuuji. Since there''s definitely no way that Minami would actually kiss someone like me, right?" Even for me, I''d know my place. I''m not someone who''s passionate about any club activities, neither am I good in studies, nor am I good in anything in particular. Only someone who''s not aware of any of these realities, someone like Hazuki-chan, would actually be willing to kiss me. "Well, don''t put yourself down so much, Akihisa. Indeed, you are the worst when it comes to looks, studies, and personality, and even if one closes his eyes to them, you''re just someone with neither ability nor wealth, isn''t it?" "Damn you! Are you saying I''m good for nothing except for shoulder massages!?" "At this age, only shoulder massages!? Don''t you have other strengths that you can use to argue!?" There should be a limit to how much he can make a fool out of me. If my hands and feet were not bound up, I would have made a grab for him. "In any case, it''s a fact that you and Shimada have kissed. Seems like there''s undeniable proof." Before I could ask about the proof, a photograph was thrust before my eyes. " traitors should die." The person who muttered that and who was holding on to the photograph was none other than my classmate, the Muttsuliini Tsuchiya Kouta. Even though he is usually a quiet guy who is hardworking in taking photos while erasing his presence, right now, he is releasing a quiet killing intent just like a ninja who''s a moment away from carrying out an assassination. And in that photograph in his hand, was a scene of a guy who resembled me kissing a girl who resembled Minami --- so, as to speak, however you look at it, it''s me kissing Minami. "Eh!? Is this for real!? That wasn''t a dream!?" "If it were a dream, you wouldn''t be all tied up like this." "I, I see. So that''s how I ended up like this" I did possess a hazy memory of that, but to think that it was real Me and Minami kiss huh "I''m sorry for interrupting your reverie in embarrassment to the point where even your ears are red, but I have a question." "That, that''s not it! This, is just, my face getting hot" "I get it, I get it. So, how did the both of you end up like that?" How, you say "I''d like to ask that as well." I had not the slightest idea why Minami would do that all of a sudden. She was probably threatened by someone to catch me in a trap, I guess. "Use that spongy head of yours to think it through. Did anything strange happen recently, or was there anything about her that was out of the ordinary?" Even if we''re talking about something recent, ever since my mobile was broken, I''ve not contacted her at all. "Uh~n" What was it. What actually happened? "Let''s change the question. When was the last time you saw Shimada?" The last time I saw her. It''s of course referring to a time other than this morning, isn''t it? If that''s the case, "Erm the last night of the training camp, I guess?" "The last night?" "Yeah. After everyone was asleep, Minami came to me secretly." " why didn''t you think of that as strange?" Yuuji had a dumbstruck look on his face. "Well, because she was coming to kill me" " well then, what did you say to her before seeing her that night?" The conversation before we met huh. Speaking of that, then it had to be the mail, I guess. The contents of that mail, if I remembered correctly --- "Something that sounded like a confession was said." " huh? Shimada said that to you?" "No, I said it to Minami." "Did such a thing really happen?" "Yeah. That did happen." "Right, right. I see, I see." Yuuji nodded. And following that, as I was thinking of letting out a large sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, "Go to hell." Wham The heel of his shoe came burying itself into my face. " ugh! My faceugh! I can feel a dent forming in my skull ugh!" "What''s with the ''I don''t know''! Isn''t that something totally out of the ordinary, you idiot!" Yuuji was looking at the writhing me as if I was some kind of idiot. Damn! I can''t afford to get any plainer than this! "So, what was it that you said?" Having calmed down again, Yuuji continued asking. What did I say? What did I write in that misleading mail? Erm ah, that''s right. The mail that time, if I remember correctly, "''I love you more than Yuuji'' was written." "Wait, your standard of love is pegged to me!?" With a look of disgust on his face, Yuuji pulled away from me. A big misunderstanding. Just as I was thinking about how to make it clear to Yuuji that even if I was a homosexual I wouldn''t go after him, the apparent organizer of this suspicious gathering (I''m afraid it''s Sugawa-kun) looked towards here. "Heretic, Yoshii Akihisa. Would thou repent and accept our judgement?" With a quiet voice, Sugawa-kun (?) waits for my response. If I respond to him carelessly, I might jeopardize my life. "Hey, before I answer you, I have a question." "Speak." "What kind of judgement are you referring to?" Responding to my query, Sugawa-kun (assumed) squinted his eyes and announced to me. "First, we shall prepare kerosene and a lighter ---" "The accusations are false! I''m not a believer who would go against the doctrine!" As if I would let myself get roasted from a misunderstanding! "I see. In that case, we shall force you to confess." "You said it! You just said ''force you to confess'' all of a sudden! This trial is useless!" "That''s right! Let''s force him to confess!" "Let''s falsify the records of the proceedings!" "Hey wait! You guys are not playing by the rules!? Normally, at this juncture, I don''t think you should be going along with the act of forcing confessions!" Do these guys really understand what a trial means? "Eeh, the kerosene and lighter are not ready yet!" "Are those what you use for interrogation to yield a confession!? Both are used for execution right!?" "That''s not it, Yoshii. In the case when the accused pleads innocence, this would be used twice, once for forcing a confession, and once for meting out the sentence; we''re just taking enough of it for one use." "I won''t be deceived! Even when you say it like the selling catchphrase of a facial cleanser that comes with added volume, I won''t be deceived." In the first place, when it comes down to using a lighter and kerosene, there won''t be a second time. "Yuuji! Yuuji, you should say something as well! At this rate, we''re going to become roasted bodies!" "Damn you guys! If you want to do it, just do it on this guy!" "Yuuji thank --- no! That line, thinking about it clearly, aren''t you just selling me out to save yourself! You low-life. You only care about yourself!" Normally, it should have been, ''if you want to do it, just do it to me!''. Because he said it in such a cool way, for an instant, I was thankful to Yuuji. "Aren''t you the man, Sakamoto. If you''re willing to go this far, as you wish, we''ll do it to Yoshii." Even now, Sugawa-kun (verified) was still deceived by Yuuji''s words. "Realize it, Sugawa-kun! At this rate, I''ll be the only victim!" While I hollered at the top of my voice, I did not display my fiery tension outwardly. "Well, since the preparation of the kerosene seems delayed, for now, let''s make Yoshii do ''Special Bungee Jump''." I could smell a whiff of death from the sudden announcement from Sugawa. "Sugawa-kun. Just out of curiosity, what''s this ''Special Bungee Jump''?" Even I know what a bungee jump is. The question is how ''special'' is it. "Let''s see If I go into too many details, it might bring unnecessary unease to Yoshii, so I''ll just give a hint ---" Sugawa turned his face away, and seemed to look at the windows with the drawn-up curtains. "--- I''d just say that it''s akin to skydiving without a parachute." People call that execution. "You call that complete description a hint that wouldn''t bring me unnecessary unease?! With no cord!? You want me to do a bungee jump with no cord!?" These guys are seriously bad news. In order to escape from this place, just as I was considering ramming my body against the window and using the broken pieces to cut away these ropes that were bounding me, "Akihisa." I could hear the nearby Yuuji whispering to me. "Eh? What''s up, Yuuji?" "Use this." Hidden from Sugawa-kun''s view, Yuuji handed out something with his bound hands. "Yuuji Thanks" As I said my word of thanks to my bad pal who was saving me from this pinch, I ascertained the thing he passed over to me a rubber band? "You can use this on your feet." Yuuji announced to me confidently, and I looked at him and thought. Ah I see. This guy must have contracted a terrible illness of the head. "You know, Yuuji. I''m really happy, but just this alone can''t support my weight." However you think about it, I would end up in pieces. As I explained this gently to my sick bad pal, an unbefitting smile floated on Yuuji''s face and he replied. "Stupid Akihisa. That''s not all." "Eh? Is that so?" I see. This isn''t everything yet. That should have been expected. Even if it''s Yuuji, he should know this well enough. I was jumping to conclusions too early --- "I''ve prepared another one." He said confidently as he passed me another rubber band. A pity. Yuuji''s illness must have entered terminal stage and can no longer be cured by modern medicine. "You know, Yuuji. It''s not about the numbers." As I looked at my bad pal who was carrying an illness of the head with pained eyes, " suspension has just ended, and what are you guys doing right now" Ironman sighed as he slapped his hand on his forehead, having just walked into class for morning homeroom. "Ah, Sensei! You''ve come just at the right time! Save me! This is an act of violence in school! I''m being bullied by my classmates!" "That''s not it! This is a holy war to maintain the morals within this school! Yoshii has committed acts of indecency towards members of the opposite sex!" After listening to us, with an utter look of amazement, Ironman began. "Ah Whatever, are you guys okay with not taking mark replenishment tests? Thanks to what happened at the training camp, all the guys practically have no marks left right?" Ironman was talking about the application to take the tests. In order to take the tests during normal lesson times, the teachers have to make preparations and as such, so it''s necessary to make an application beforehand. At this rate, without making any applications, we''re probably going to carry on with normal classes. At the end of that training camp, there was a death fray using every subject, and because of that, practically everyone was depleted of marks in all subjects. That''s why it might be necessary for us to replenish our marks sometime down the road ""This is not the time for that."" Since three months had yet to pass since the last Summoner Test War, we would not be able to wage a new Summoner Test War. Furthermore, we''re the F class with the worst facilities. There was no need to worry about anyone attacking us. Instead of worrying about the test marks which wouldn''t have any impending use, the direction in which my fate would take was much more pressing. "Man man. If you guys say so, it doesn''t matter to me then Anyway, just an announcement. The maintenance work on the Shoukanjuu Summoning System that started last week will take longer than expected. Even though the teachers are pushing for it, seems like it won''t be ready till tomorrow. Just note that Summoner Test Wars are not possible till then. That''s all." While Ironman seemed to have left the class after prattling about something, all our attention was focused on the trial. "Yoshii! Stop resisting! It''s bad not to know when to give up!" "Damn! Someone, save m--- that''s right! Himeji-san! Where''s Himeji-san!? The kind Himeji-san will definitely save me!" I looked around the dark classroom to search for the figure of Himeji-san. The cute, smart, and well-endowed idol of F class was sitting in her own seat quietly. "I beg you, Himeji-san! Save me!" I called out to her frantically. However, Himeji-san seemed to have not heard me and was spacing out, mumbling about something. "As I thought Minami-chan, towards Akihisa-kun" "Eeh!? You''re still going on about that!?" She seemed to be repeating that same old line for the past thirty minutes. At the time when all ways seemed to be exhausted and as I was preparing myself for the worst, "What, what on earth is this?" A glimmer of hope appeared in the classroom. "Hideyoshi! Thank heavens! Since there was no sign of you all this while, I thought you were on a leave of absence." Standing in shock, with a hand on the door, was my classmate who has been awarded the high honor of a rare beauty, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. I have heard rumors of her parents having made a mistake in entering the register, as this dear friend of mine with a cute outward appearance has proclaimed herself to be a guy. "I was held up by some preparations this morning, and thus late, but Akihisa, what did you guys do?" The classroom was curtained in darkness, and Yuuji and I were curled up like bagworms. And our classmates were masked. Anyone normal would have been surprised by this situation occurring in a classroom. "Kinosheeta. Don''t interfere. Right now, we''re about to execute heretics Yoshii Akihisa and Sakamoto Yuuji." Finally, it''s no longer a trial but an execution, it seemed. "Is that so. However, I can understand if it''s Yuuji, but what did Akihisa do?" "Listen carefully, Kinosheeta. The heretic Yoshii Akihisa had conducted an act of indecency by kissing Shimada Minami this morning in the premises of our holy city, Fumitsu Academy ---" Slide. In the middle of Sugawa''s sentence, the door of the classroom, different from the one from which Hideyoshi had come through, opened. And then, flushing all the way to her ears, with her face downwards, a female student appeared, quickly walking to her seat. Speak of the devil. It was the individual whose name had just been mentioned, Shimada Minami herself. """""" A sudden silence descended upon the classroom. With a strange atmosphere that was different from usual, no one in F class spoke. "Good morning, everyone. Due to various matters, I''m here to take over Fuse-sensei''s class--- what''s wrong, everyone?" The teacher for the first period looked at us with wide eyes. Volume 4, The Second Question Volume 4, The Second Question Please answer the question below: "Please write the full name of the person who discovered the American continent in AD1492." Himeji Mizuki''s answer: "Kurisutofaa Koronbusu (Christopher Columbus)." Teacher''s comment: "Correct. He is a famous noble person in the story of the Egg of Columbus. Even though Columbus is a famous name, surprisingly, his first name is not known to many. This was supposed to be a trick question, but it seems like this does not concern Himeji-san at all. Well done." Shimizu Miharu''s answer: "Koron Busu (Colum Bus)." Teacher''s comment: "Don''t understand the meaning of ''full name''? ''Columbus'' alone is his family name, and ''Colum Bus'' does not make it a full name. Please remember that." Shimada Minami''s answer: "Busu (Ugly Woman)" Teacher''s comment: "What a thing to do to a historic noble person." What is this. This strange atmosphere. The classroom was filled with an unprecedented silence. It seemed so unreal for the usually noisy F class. My classmates who had not uttered even a single line of idle talk. The writing sound of Senseis chalk on the blackboard reverberated. hn? Abruptly, I felt someones eyes on me and turned around. As I did that, there was a person who seemed to have caught my glance and she frantically lowered her face. --- Minami. What, whats that. Could she have been looking in my direction all this while? Doesnt that seem like the behavior of a person towards someone she likes As I considered that, a don, don, throbbing began escalating to a rapid rate. Uw, uwah Somehow, even I''m feeling embarrassedI can feel my cheeks burning. That kiss, could it be that Minami, towards me? But, up till now, Ive only been beaten severely by her; it didnt seem like an element of love Now, Sugawa-kun. What chemical is needed to yield 3 mole of ammonia? Pour hydrochloric acid into Yoshiis eyes. Wrong. Well then, Asakura-kun. Pour hydrochloric acid into Yoshiis nose. Its meaningless if you pour it into the wrong place. Well then, Udou-kun. Pour hydrochloric acid into both Yoshiis eyes and nose. ""Thats it!"" Thats not it. And when youre answering, dont look in the direction of Yoshii-kun, but look in the direction of Sensei here. With that kind of atmosphere that was different from usual, the chime rang to signal the end of the first period. Eh, thats all for today. Sensei let out a large sigh and left the classroom. That damn Yoshii had made eye contact with Shimada! That damn bastard had the eyes that were aiming for Shimada! Bastard! Following Himeji and Kinosheeta, if he were to have Shimada as well, then doesnt that mean that the only hope of this class is no one else but Aki-chan! As the killing gazes shot me in turns, I could see someone making her way to my seat. Swing, swing, like the tail of a horse, approaching me, "Mi, Minami?" "Aki. Good, good morning" Greeted Minami with her eyes downcast. "Uhn, good morning." For some reason, I couldn''t look at her as well. There were many times I couldn''t look at her straight in the eye when she was seething with anger, but this occasion was a first. "Erm, you know, Aki. I have two requests, will you hear them?" "Request? What is it, I wonder?" Without looking at each other, our conversation continued. "Erm, regarding the first one, I would like to use the same chabudai as you" "Huh? Chabudai?" "Yeah. Last week, because of various things that happened with Miharu, my chabudai has become a little difficult to use." On hearing that, I took a look at Minami''s chabudai, and it appeared pretty roughed up. The tabletop was full of scratches and one of the legs were broken. I didn''t think anything could be more difficult to use than that. "Aki. Is it ok?" "Erm, yeah. I don''t mind." "I see. Thanks." She broke into a smile like a flower bursting into bloom, "Then, I''m sitting down now" Minami took a seat beside me. Right. While I don''t really mind "" "Wh-what''s wrong Aki. Why are you keeping quiet?" "No. Erm, nothing" Was that my imagination Isn''t she a little too close? "And, you know, Aki. About my second request if you don''t mind, shall we have lunch together today?" The second request was an invitation to lunch. Up till now, everything seemed normal and routine, but, today, there was something different. "Erm, y-yeah, sure. Then, let''s go to the place where I drink water" Even though I was merely replying, I was abnormally nervous somehow. "No. Not that, since I''ve made Aki''s portion as well" Just as Minami was about to take out something from the bag she was holding, "Onee-sama! What are you doing!? Why are you sticking so close to that pig-head!?" A strained voice, which sounded close to a shriek, rang out in the classroom suddenly. "Mi-Miharu!? Did you come to interfere with me!?" "Of course! How can I keep quiet after seeing that pig-head stick so close to you!" The girl who was glowering at me with bitter tears flowing was Shimizu Miharu-san from D-class. As the name implied, she is a girl, though for some strange reason, she likes girls more than guys and is carrying a torch for Minami. "I-It can''t be helped for us to stick close together right!? Since there''s no substitute chabudai, and it''s a little small, it won''t do if we don''t stay close together" It would be spacious if she had sat opposite me, but, in order to pay attention to the lessons, she would have to sit beside me. To say that it couldn''t be helped to sit close together, was something that couldn''t be helped. "Onee-sama. If that''s the case, you could have sat beside Himeji-san right! Why would you have to sit beside that pig-head!" "Th-That''s Because it''s not good for me to become a bother to Mizuki''s studies right? And by the same point, at any rate, even if I don''t become a bother to Aki''s studies, his results will still be bad" "Minami. I kind of felt that you were talking bad about me in a subtle way though." But yet, it felt kind of soothing for some reason. How used was I to such verbal abuse, I wonder. "Erm, Minami-chan. I don''t think of you as a bother, so please come over here. Besides there are a few things I''d like to talk to you about" Himeji-san, who had heard the exchange, called out to Minami in a timid manner. It seemed like her earlier distraught mode was finally over. "I''m really happy about that though But, Mizuki, since you''re kind, you''ll probably bear with it even if I prove to be a bother right?" "N-No. Really, you won''t be a bother." "That''s right Onee-sama! Change your seat, and let''s eat your handmade bento together! After I caught sight of you yesterday buying ingredients for a handmade bento, I didn''t eat anything and came with a totally empty stomach!" "But, I made this for Aki." "The fried food seasoned with handmade Tare-sauce that Onee-sama had taken the trouble to wake up at four in the morning to prepare, the hamburger made from extravagant minced meat, and the potato salad made from specially selected local potato produce; just by thinking about that makes me, makes me!" "Wait a second Miharu! How did you know all that!?" "And a heart-shaped pattern on the rice!?" "Miharu !?" Minami yelled with a totally flushed face. She was probably greatly embarrassed. "Erm, say, Miharu. Listen to me carefully. Although I''ve been patient with you till now, I''m requesting you to not go on any further. Because ---." With a red face, Minami announced it clearly to Shimizu-san. "--- because I''m going out with Aki." "Tatami reversal!" Shukkakakaka. Numerous razors came flying towards me, who had erected a tatami shield in an instant. That was dangerous. If this classroom uses a wooden floor, I would have lost my life. """--- tch.""" Flicking tongues could be heard throughout the classroom. Making a count of the razors on the tatami, it seemed like there were more than two per head. Strange. Normally, bringing just one razor to school should be more than enough. "O-Onee-sama? You must be joking about that right?" Shimizu-san staggered, as if grief-stricken. Minami quietly turned her head to the side and replied. "I''m not joking. It''s true." "Th-Then, Onee-sama. Was this morning''s kiss that Miharu thought was a hallucination real?" Minami, appearing to have recalled something, stopped moving for an instant, and then, " yeah." She nodded slightly. I see. That was indeed neither a dream nor a hallucination. "So, Miharu. From now on." " things such as men." "As much as possible, continue to be friends with me." " it''s because of things like men, that Onee-sama" Shimizu-san was trembling. "Miharu, are you listening?" "It''s because of things like men, that Onee-sama has been led astray!" Immediately after that, she started pouncing forward. And the target of her aim was --- me!? "I shall exterminate this pig-head! And I shall become the Yoshii Akihisa number two and tie the knot with Onee-sama!" "Wa-wait a minute, Shimizu-san!? Aren''t you getting confused!? I think it''s a little difficult to eliminate me and take my place though!?" Before that, am I going out with Minami!? "After eliminating you with utmost care in order not to inflict a wound onto your body, I shall carve your skin out and wear them to become Yoshii Akihisa!" "That''s damn gross! And you''re actually seriously considering that!" "It''ll be fine! The raccoon dogs from the old stories of Japan did that too!" "Besides, the original story is surprisingly cute!" The movements of the attacking Shimizu-san was abnormally fast. Even though I frantically tried to escape, it was a matter of time before I get caught. There was only one person who could deal with these movements. "Save me, Muttsuliini! Stop Shimizu-san!" The ninja of the modern society, Tsuchiya Kouta, a.k.a Muttsuliini, would be able to keep up with such movements. I shall leave this to you, Muttsulini! " right now, I''m busy using eraser residue to make a kneaded eraser." (Kneaded Eraser) > (Life of a Friend) My life seems to be a rather cheap thing. "Damn, I really hate the Muttsulini who''s pretending to make a kneaded eraser while taking this chance to peek under the skirt of the bustling Shimizu-san." "!! (dang dang)" While adopting a pose of denial, his eyes didn''t flinch away. Isn''t his nickname Mr Stylish? "Men can just disappear from this world! What Onee-sama needs is me!" "Wait Shimizu-san! Don''t you also have a father? Don''t say sad things like ''men can disappear from this world''!" "That man should disappear before any others!" The thought of a berserker fleeted across my mind. What should I do now. I can''t find a counter argument. "Er, erm did something happen?" " I don''t want to remember." Shimizu-san''s body shook as if she just recalled something repulsive. What''s that, I wonder. Was she forced into the bath with him, I wonder. "Anyway, I must erase the pig-head! And I shall marry Onee-sama, and our daughter shall take a character from Onee-sama''s ''Minami'' and be named ''Mirai''!" "Wait a minute Shimizu-san! What if you give birth to a boy!" "If it''s a boy, then ''Namihei'' is more than enough!" "That''s too much!" "The two of you! Before that, realize that there''s no way Miharu and I can have a child duh!" But even so, the fact that she could still take a character from Minami''s name was praiseworthy. As expected of a D-class member, there''s no opening at all. "Now, I''ll give you five seconds. Say your prayers to God." "Ku!" Shimizu-san approached slowly. Is this the end? Slide. "Alright, class is starting. Today, Endou-sensei is out because of some other matter, so I''ll ? Well well Shimizu-san again Class is starting so get back to your own classroom." The door opened at the right timing, and Ironman appeared. He looked at Shimizu-san and sighed. Again, for Ironman to have said that, something must have happened during our suspension last week. "To-today is different from last week. It''s a matter of utmost importance! Nishimura-sensei, please overlook this for once!" "A matter of utmost importance? What would that be? Don''t tell me it''s something like last week''s I want to attend lessons with Onee-sama in the classroom where the obstructions are not around huh?" What a simple-minded fella she is. "Noo! The matter of utmost importance is about eliminating all the men in this classroom ---" "From now onward, you''re banned from this classroom." Bam. Ironman drove Shimizu-san out of the classroom and slammed the door shut. "O-Onee-sama! I still have something to say to you! At the very least, sit away from that pig-head and protect your chasti ---" Bang Bang Bang, Shimizu-san knocked on the door loudly. "Shimizu. Recently, your actions have been too much. do you really want a life counseling session so much?" Abruptly, the knocking sounds stopped. Ironman''s life counseling. Even me and Yuuji who have been a regular at that hellish session have yet to become used to it. Not to mention for a person who lacks the necessary resistance, there''s no place that can be more scary than that. "Onee-sama! If you are using the chabudai as a reason for getting close to the pig-head, I won''t be just keeping quiet about it !" After peering through the window and glaring at me, Shimizu-san spouted something inappropriate and without further aggression, she put our classroom behind her. "Now, everyone take your seats. Turn to page 86 of your textbook. Today''s lessons ---." Without any other eventful thing happening, the lesson started. It seemed like Endou-sensei had to go invigilate the exam of another class. Because of that, the fact that Ironman became our relief was the worst possible thing that could have happened. " --- ''I wish I were a bird.'' This is a special use of past tense to express subjunctive mood ---" That being said, it was a fact that I was saved thanks to Ironman''s arrival. After what he said, I doubt that Shimizu-san will be coming to this classroom anytime soon. " --- In other words, if we translate it directly to Japanese, it becomes ''I wish I were a bird'' --- " However, I can''t imagine that she will just give up on Minami so easily. No, before that, she has misunderstood that Minami and I are going out --- Brush. "Hya!" A breath was squeezed out of my lungs as I felt something brush across the back of my neck amid my thoughts. (Ah, sorry Aki.) Minami apologized softly as she held down her hair with her hand. So that was Minami''s hair huh (Er, well, don''t worry about it) My hand went to the back of my neck which was still feeling ticklish. So this is what it meant when the girls often talk about how undesirably ticklish the neck can get with hair which has been grown to a half-ass length. Indeed, this might be quite unbearable --- Brush. "Hya!" It came again. As I turned to look, Minami was looking at me playfully with her hair in one hand. (Aki, I say, your ''Hya!'' sounds weird.) That was on purpose huh. Ku! Don''t make fun of me! If she did it on purpose, then there''s no way I will take it down lying. I will teach her that she''s not the only person sitting at a range where she could carry out her attacks. Even though I said that, my hair is short so I couldn''t do the same to Minami. While it''d be good if I have something that resembles a brush, I wonder what can I use? I only pondered for a few seconds. Quite readily, I remembered the thing I had placed inside my pencil box previously. I didn''t recall clearing it out before, so it should probably be still there I rummaged through my pencil box to search for the thing I wanted. ( Aki, what are you doing?) (I''m of course preparing something to take revenge on you. With this, I''d be able to do the same to you ---) Brush. "Hya!" This was the third time. (N-not fair, Minami! It should be my turn to attack this time! Don''t interfere!) (It''s only obvious that I''d interfere if you''re preparing something like that right!? Isn''t it full of ink!) My hand got pressed down by Minami, and I ended up dropping the calligraphy brush in my hand. My means of attack! (Damn! If that''s the case, I''d have to use your hair!) (Wa-wait a minute!?) I stretched my hand towards the head of Minami, who was holding onto me as well as her hair. The tight space between us meant that she wouldn''t be able to resist. Before long, Minami''s tied-up hair was gathered in my hand. Alright. With this, I can strike back with full force, with full force --- () ( A-Aki? What''s wrong?) As a result of the sudden stop in my movements, Minami peered at me doubtfully. (No, erm) I said in a faltering tone involuntarily. Something''s strange. This isn''t the hair that I know of. The hair I know of, that is my own hair, doesn''t feel so nice to touch; it doesn''t have such a nice smell; and needless to say, it doesn''t make my heart race. In other words, this is something foreign to me I guess. From its appearance, it looks just like normal hair similar to those on top of my head, but, this hair-like thing is not hair. Which means, this is --- (I see. It''s a wig) (What the heck are you talking about!?) In order to not cause an unexpected incident as a result of over-pulling it, I let go of my hand. Even Minami has her own problems huh (Heyyy! Don''t let go of your hand and leave such an incredible misunderstanding alone! Touch it properly and ascertain it yourself!) Minami reached to the back of her head and whish, she pulled out something. Following that, her bundled up soft hair spread out in the air. As the flowing hair received the rays of the sun, like elegant silk, they were dazzling like silverware and jewelry. (This is the well groomed hair that I''m proud of, you know! Don''t mess with me by calling it a wig! Touch it and ascertain it yourself!) Minami handed me a bunch of her hair that had been released from her hair rubberband. But, I didn''t touch it to ascertain it. (Sorry, Minami. I misunderstood.) (? That''s suspicious. Do you really get it?) Minami threw me a doubtful gaze. But I really got it. Because, (Of course. Even if it''s me, I won''t make a mistake about this thing.) (This, what?) (Th-that is, this, beautiful) ( huh?) That''s right. Even if it''s me, I''m not so stupid as to mistake such a beautiful thing for an imitation thing. This is a genuinely made article --- """We can''t take this anymore --- !!""" At that moment, all of a sudden, an angry roar was heard in the classroom. As I looked up frantically, I saw my classmates facing me with their razors raised. What in the world!? "We''ve been watching you for a while, you dare flirt openly to show off!" "We''ll kill you. Seriously. Most definitely. We''ll kill even your soul." " to touch Onee-sama''s hair even if you are torn to eight pieces, I can''t forgive you!" "Reinforce the exit! Let''s kill him here! Everyone started going into throwing motion together. That! If my tatami reversal is breached --- "All hands, after throwing your razors, with lightning speed, strike him with your chabudai! Make sure you guys don''t hit Onee-sama in the process!" """Roger.""" Damn! What precise instructions! Stopping my movements with the razor blades and then delivering the finishing blow with an overwhelming number of chabudai. Faced with attacks from every direction, there''s nowhere I can run. Bastard, as expected of Shimizu. Just by being in D-class, she has good thinking--- A stinging, uncomfortable feeling. "Onee-sama! Quickly retreat to here! It''s dangerous to stay with that pig-head!" "Shimizu-san, when did you get there!? And why is everyone listening to Shimizu-san and preparing your chabudai!? You should treasure your classmate!" "Miharu, you still haven''t given up on me? If you keep this on, it will just make things difficult for the both of us though" "Onee-sama, you are just deceived by that pig-head! The only person who truly cares about you is me---" "You all! We''re in the middle of a lesson you know!!" At last, Ironman bellowed at us while we were engaged in our heated arguments. The classroom fell silent all of a sudden. The bellow of Ironman was extraordinary. "Shimizu. What happened to your lesson?" "Th-this is not the time for that! Onee-sama." "Shimizu." Ironman called out her name softly, and with just that alone, Shimizu-san kept quiet. "This is the second warning. Behave yourself and get back to your own classroom. I''ll say this again, but you are banned from coming to this class. Understand?" " understood." Reluctantly, Shimizu-san left the classroom. During then, as she was leaving, she once again glared at me as if I were an enemy of her parents. "You guys, don''t play around during lesson time. Do that during your breaks." On hearing that, my classmates put away their razors and put back their chabudai. With that, thanks to Ironman this time, things had come to a close --- it seemed. Break time. After having gone through the experience of razors and chabudai hurtling towards me, as I returned from the toilet, the usual three --- Yuuji, Hideyoshi, Muttsuliini, those three --- were sitting at Yuuji''s place, facing one another and talking about something. What is it, I wonder. "What''s up with you guys. Making such serious faces." "Mu, Akihisa huh. You came at the right time." Hideyoshi made some space for me and I sat down, cross-legged. "What''s up? Is there trouble?" " (nod)." "Yeah. Thanks to you, trouble seems to be brewing." Yuuji said with a sigh. I see. Trouble again. This class really can''t take a breather with the various bothersome stuff "So, what''s the trouble you''re referring to?" " D-class seems to be preparing for a Summoner Test War." "Summoner Test War? D-class?" The Summoner Test War where summoned beasts, whose strength are determined by the test scores, are used in fighting. The outcome of the war will decide the facilities of the classes, making it a matter of grave importance but, "Even if D-class were to attack B-class, it won''t really concern us right? At any rate, our class has yet to regain the right to wage a summoning war anyways." We''ve already applied for a Summoner Test War in April and after our loss, as a penalty to F-class, we won''t get the right to apply for another war for 3 months. Since we couldn''t apply for a war, how the other classes were moving shouldn''t be a matter of concern for us. "Like what you said, if D-class were aiming for B-class, there wouldn''t be a problem but" Hideyoshi trailed off. "Eh? It''s not that? In that case, are they aiming for A-class?" By the way, C-class lost to A-class in a Summoner Test War previously, and now has the same type of facilities as D-class. Given that, D-class should not be aiming for C-class. "Are you an idiot? If there were the case, we won''t be feeling troubled right?" "Then, don''t tell me" " D-class is aiming for this very F-class." "Eehhhh?" How can that be! Impossible! "But, isn''t it that we have yet the right to have a Summoner Test War?" "Yeah. Indeed, F-class does not have the right to apply for a Summoner Test War against another class. However, it doesn''t mean that Summoner Test Wars do not concern us at all. Even if we can''t initiate a war against another class, we can''t afford not to fight back one that is initiated against us." According to the rules of the Summoner Test War, the losing class is unable to apply for a Summoner Test War for 3 months. This is a rule to prevent the Summoner Test Wars from getting drawn out, but, nowhere was it written in the rule that a class which has lost cannot participate in a Summoner Test War, it seems. "But, we are the F-class which should have the worst facilities, and there shouldn''t be anyone who would come attack us right?" There is plenty of merit for a lower ranked class in winning against a higher ranked class. Since that means they can swap their facilities. However, even if the higher ranked class win against the lower ranked class, the higher ranked class wouldn''t be able to upgrade their facilities so there is no merit for them. Only the lower ranked class which has lost would get their facilities downgraded. "That''s why like I said earlier, it''s thanks to you that we got ourselves into such a troublesome situation." Thanks to me? What did I do? "Akihisa I say. The opponent is D-class. Isn''t there something that would ring a bell in your mind?" Erm, the opponent is D-class. What comes to my mind would be --- " don''t tell me, it''s Shimizu-san?" " (nod)" Muttsuliini gave a small nod. "You''ve done it Akihisa. Thanks to you flirting around with Shimada, the heated up Shimizu got the fellas in D-class involved and is planning to take it out on us." "N-no way! I''ve never planned for that to" "But still, even if you didn''t intended that, Shimizu-san would think otherwise." "Besides, didn''t Shimizu say it as well? I''ll do something about the chabudai, she said. It seems like in order to separate you and Shimada''s seat, she plans to turn our desks back into orange carton boxes." If we were to lose the Summoner Test War, our desks will turn back to orange carton boxes. If that were to happen, indeed, we won''t be able to share the same seat. It seems like that''s the true purpose of Shimizu-san. "B-but, there''s no way the whole of D-class would buy this right? I doubt that the class will get involved in a war with such a purpose behind it. Won''t the representative of D-class object to this as well?" The D-class representative is a male student called Hiraga-kun who we''ve battled out with previously. He owed it to us to be able to retain his class facilities, and he had cooperated with us at the strengthening training camp, acting together for the sake of a single objective. It was quite unthinkable that he would agree to a war for the mere sake of backstabbing us. "That''s where the problem is. Right now, we are the prime perpetrators for the mass peeping incident. A normal girl will not hold any feelings of affection for us. Rather, they might be thinking about meting out punishment with their own hands perhaps." "You already know this, but the D-class representative is a guy. In his current situation of being treated as a peeping tom, he would have no say in the matter. I doubt he can suppress the girls who are riled up from their anger, and Shimizu, who''s riled up from her jealousy." "N-no way" The way things are going, we''ll end up going back to using those terrible facilities, the orange carton boxes. No, they are already pretty terrible right now "Yuuji, if they attack, are you confident in us winning?" "Tough. Thanks to the ruckus the fellas in our class caused since morning, we couldn''t replenish our points, and our girls numbered merely two. Even if our circumstances were perfect, we wouldn''t be able to cross swords without a strategy, but still, if we only have Himeji and Shimada who still have points remaining, unless something extraordinary happens, there is no chance of us winning." All the male students had exhausted their points during the strengthening training camp and had been suspended after that. If we don''t replenish them today, our fighting strength is equivalent to zero, I guess. The girls should have been able to replenish them while we suspended so there is no problem there. "In short, in our current situation, our only fighting strength are the girls. Our F-class has two girls, while D-class has over twenty of them. Even with Himeji, the difference in fighting strength is clear." For example, even if Himeji is equivalent to ten people, the difference is about one time more. That''s a pretty rough situation. "In other words, it''d be wise to avoid the Summoner Test War this time. Even if we win, we''ll just get D-class''s facilities which holds no merit, and it''d be senseless to go through the trouble of making a class which has a debt to us our enemy." "Eh? Can we avoid it?" "It depends on you and Shimada though." After saying that, Yuuji turned his head left and right to look around him. "Is something wrong, Yuuji?" "Yeah. I''m checking to see whether Shimada is nearby." "If you''re looking for Minami, she left for someplace together with Himeji-san just now." When break time started, while I wasn''t sure who initiated it, but Himeji-san and Minami left the classroom together. They had a pretty serious look on their face, and probably had something important to talk to each other. "A scene of carnage I guess." "A scene of carnage yeah." " a scene of carnage." "Eh? Are those two fighting?" Speaking of that, those two were behaving strangely today. I wonder what had happened between them during the week when we weren''t around. "That aside, Akihisa, there''s something I need to verify." "Huh? What is it?" "Are you going out with Shimada?" That sentence which came out from Yuuji pierced through me. That''s right. Due to the ruckus since morning, I didn''t really think too deeply into it, but, I have to make it clear. According to Minami, we are going out it seems, but I don''t remember saying anything of that sorts. "According to my memory, I think we aren''t going out though" If we are really going out, then I''m probably the worst for saying that. "But, Shimada''s behavior is clearly that of a person who''s dating isn''t it?" "Yeah. That was probably due to a mail which I sent out by mistake ---" He explained the incident that had taken place at the strengthening training camp to the three of them. He had sent out a mail which appeared to be a confession, but it was actually a misunderstanding. "I see. Akihisa being Akihisa but Yuuji, you really picked a wonderful timing to do that" "Really Yuuji. You should gut yourself as an apology." "Uwu Well, it was indeed my fault. Sorry Akihisa." " but, it''s not enough for just Akihisa to verify the root cause." "Yeah. That''s right." Like what Muttsuliini said, the point is even if we knew it''s totally Yuuji''s responsibility, the mess can''t be cleared up just like that. The original cause was not due to anyone else but me. Blaming it on Yuuji is like barking up the wrong tree. Besides, I did get back at him. "However, if this was a misunderstanding then it makes things easy." "Eh? About what?" "About the Summoner Test War with D-class. If we resolve the misunderstanding with Shimada and return the both of you to the previous state of things, then Shimizu will probably stay quiet. If that were to happen, then even if D-class remained dissatisfied with us, without the igniting core behind this Summoner Test War, they will probably let things slide. This means that we can have everything resolved and go back to our daily routine." After Yuuji, like his usual self, suggested the solution, the door suddenly burst open with someone dashing in. "Er-erm, Akihisa-kun! I have something to ask you!" Himeji came to where I was sitting as she was catching her breath. "Eh? Wh-what is it?" I was somewhat surprised at the usually gentle Himeji-san, who was having a rare menacing look on her face. "Er-erm! Did Akihisa-kun confess to Minami-chan?" Himeji''s voice gradually tapered off as she spoke. However, I could clearly understand what she was trying to say. "Eh, erm about that" It was a little difficult to say it out. It seems like I''m doing something bad to Minami. "Himeji, regarding that, it''s probably better to include Shimada. Do you know where she is?" Yuuji cut into our conversation. Thanks for the help. "Minami-chan was together with me on the rooftop a while ago though" "Alright. In that case, let''s all go to the rooftop. This isn''t such a good place to talk." Rooftop huh. It''d be easier to talk there with less people. "That''s right. I''m sorry to make Himeji-san go back up there." "Ah, no. I don''t really mind." "Well then, let''s go." "Right." We stood up and headed to the rooftop. While we were moving, Yuuji called out to Muttsuliini. "Muttsuliini. Will you be able to ascertain whether that fella''s eavesdropping devices are present?" " probably, there will be. They were set up in F-class as well." That fella was probably referring to Shimizu-san. "What happened to those in the F-class?" " I''ve already removed them during the lessons." As expected of Muttsuliini. As usual, he does his job fast. "I see. That means, Shimizu-san is unaware of our earlier conversation right?" " (nod)." In that case, we needed another way to let her know that our relationship was a misunderstanding. If there are eavesdropping devices on the rooftop, then Shimizu-san can probably use them to ascertain that --- which also means that what we say will be recorded right. In that case, "Say, Muttsuliini. If there are eavesdropping devices on the rooftop, can you make them unusable for just a short while?" It''s already bad enough to have caused her to misunderstand, if this were to be recorded, I would have done her too much wrong. " understood." Just at the time when Muttsuliini agreed, we reached the end of the stairs and could see the door leading to the rooftop. Subsequently, Yuuji, who was leading, pushed open the door. There, under the bright blue sky on the other side of the door, was the figure of Minami, standing there quietly. "Ah, Mizuki --- you guys as well? Why are all of you together?" Minami looked at us in surprise. "Muttsuliini." " (nod)." With a piercing look in his eyes, Muttsuliini looked around him and following that, with a small device in one hand, he walked about the area. While I don''t know what kind of device that was, it should be something that allows him to search for installed eavesdropping devices and cameras and such. " okay." Not even a minute had passed before Muttsuliini was done. With that, Shimizu-san would not be able to record our conversation. It seems like I can talk without reservations. "What''s wrong, Aki?" "Ahh, erm" Upon meeting Minami''s gaze, I started to falter as an image of my brutally killed corpse surfaced in mind. Since I was about to say to her, "The confession mail was a joke", something which could be regarded as the lowliest thing that we could do to her. There was no way Minami wouldn''t be mad. "God, I seek your divine protection" "? What are you doing, Aki?" "Uhn. I''m just offering a prayer." After making a sign of the cross to bless myself, I steeled myself and walked towards Minami in earnest. "Minami. The truth is, there''s something I want to tell you." "Ah, right. What is it?" "You know, it''s about the mail that I sent during the strengthening training camp" "M-mail, you say, that mail?" For some reason, Minami''s face turned red. "Yeah. About the mail, the truth is." I could tell that I was starting to sweat from the guilt-arisen fear. It''s ok. It''s ok. Whatever happens, it shouldn''t be at the extent of losing my life. probably. "The truth is?" Looking into Minami''s eyes as she returned the question, I announced clearly. "The truth is --- it''s a misunderstanding." " eh?" With her face flushed, Minami stiffened. "No, rather than to say it''s a misunderstanding, it''s probably more correct to say that I got the forwarding address wrong." This may be despicable, but even if it''s not like I have any bad intentions, I have to tell that to her. For the sake of my life. "G-got it wrong, you say, so who was the one" Inquired Minami with her body stiffened up. As to whose address did I mix up with hers, it was the person who I was texting then "Sugawa-kun I guess." ""Eehh!?"" For some reason, even Himeji-san exclaimed together with Minami. "Th-then, Aki''s confession was not to me but to Sugawa!?" "N-no way! Even when others say otherwise, Akihisa-kun, I''d think you like girls, but, as you really guys instead, and to top if off, it''s neither Sakamoto-kun nor Kinosheeta-kun nor Kubo-kun, but Sugawa-kun!" What''s this? It''s like the misunderstanding just deepened. "No, it''s not like this. If I remembered correctly, a mail like ''Are you really interested in girls? Isn''t Sakamoto or Kinosheeta more preferable?'' came from Sugawa-kun, and when I replied, I made a mistake in the address and it was sent to Minami." Speaking of that, did Sugawa''s misunderstanding of me continued, I wonder. Jeez, Why am I misunderstood to be a gay? I don''t get this at all. "But, the mail content can''t be thought of as any thing other than a confession ---" Minami took out her cellphone from her pocket and started operating it. She''s probably ascertaining the mail I sent. "Eh? Huh? Somehow, after looking at it now, the mail is a little strange for a confession though" "Is that so? Minami-chan, can I take a look at it as well?" "Y-yeah" Minami turned the display towards Himeji-san. "Erm what''s this sickle mark attached to the head of the mail?" "D-don''t worry about that! It''s just a decoration!" Sickle mark? Did I make such a mark when I sent the mail? "Akihisa, do you still remember what you sent?" "Yeah, but I can''t remember the details well though" As a result of my cellphone getting broken by Yuuji, I have no records of my mails, and in addition, I don''t have a head that can retain the small details of the contents of a mail which I sent more than a week ago. "What was written in Aki''s mail was ''Of course, there''s no doubt that I love it right! Much more than someone like Yuuji!''." That was some mail, I thought. If it were really a confession, I would want to word it a little more properly. "Hm. Didn''t it occur to you that the mail was a strange one for a confession?" "I didn''t think much about it when I got it though But, if I read it again more calmly, it does seem a little strange perhaps" "If you have realized it earlier, things wouldn''t have come to this." "Shimada is a returnee. It can''t be helped." Yuuji and Hideyoshi smiled wryly. Indeed, if the other party was Himeji-san, the misunderstanding would have been resolved at a much earlier stage. On hearing that, Minami undauntedly argued. "B-but, anyone would have misunderstood it when he said that he loved it more than Sakamoto!?" "No way! I''m a straight who likes girls!" Somehow, I feel that the point of debate is off! "So good for you, Minami-chan I would also like to be told that" "Himeji-san, you are weird too!? That sounded like it''s a fact that I''m in love with Yuuji right!" "A-Akihisa How should I reply to you?" "Just normally duh!" Right before me, after Yuuji made a jab at me by mimicking Hideyoshi''s reaction, gahaha, he laughed in delight. Damn! Damn the lowlife who is getting a kick out of other people''s misery! "Well, anyway, because of that, there was a mistake in that mail." "I see. I''ve misunderstood. I also thought that it was a little strange, but now, it''s finally clear." "Ah-haha. Minami, you got careless." "Jeez. I don''t want to be told that by you, Aki, when you got the sending address wrong." We both laughed cheerfully. And after we laughed for a short while. "What are you going to do about it!? That was my first kiss!!" With lots of vigor, Minami grabbed hold of my collars. "S-S-S-Sorryyy! I didn''t have any bad intentions!" "This isn''t something you can brush off with just an apology right!?" Indeed, it wasn''t. Erm, what should I say? "You know, Minami." "What!?" "Erm --- it was my first time as well, so it''s a tie, isn''t that enough?" "Of course not!" The shrewd Yuuji jabbed in. That''s right huh. Even I thought so. "Eh? I-is that so In that, case erm thanks for the treat?" "Oiy! Are you fine with that Shimada!?" Notwithstanding, Minami gave a reply that was out of our expectations. Speaking of that, there is one thing which I really wanted to know. I shall take this chance to ask. "Say Minami. I''d like for you to answer this without getting angry though." "Eh? What?" "It''s regarding the matter of us going out, could it be that, Minami actually erm, likes me?" "Ah! Th-that!" Frantically, Minami waved her hand in a flapping manner. What had bothered me were Minami''s actions. Minami''s actions resulting from the misunderstanding from the mail was 180 degrees different from what I expected. I would have thought that I would definitely be rejected, but yet, Minami acted in a way that was completely opposite of that. That''s why, I really wanted to know. Perhaps, there was also a possibility that I wasn''t really hated by Minami --- "Ah, that, you see. Miharu was getting really persistent, so I thought she might give up if I have a boyfriend, and then it was just good timing that Aki''s confession came along" Minami explained while her hands and eyes were fidgeting restlessly. "Aah, I see. That''s how it was huh." I see, no wonder she did those various things openly without reservation. I had jumped to the wrong conclusion huh. hn? Somehow, I could feel a large sense of regret! "Well well. What a painful excuse. Everyone can see through it except for one person." "That''s right. Well, after being told that the confession was a misunderstanding, it''s not like I can''t understand why you want to put up a deception." " you''re not being honest." "I-It''s not like I''m making an excuse of any sort, really! Wh-Who would like such an idiot!" See through, they said, it was probably referring to the matter of me and Minami dating. What the hell. Everyone had realized that it was a lie? I was the only one who didn''t realize it huh. "Jeez, in that case, you should have told me earlier. I ended up thinking Minami really likes me." "Uwu Th-That can''t be possible right!" "Yeah. I also thought it strange. It''s unthinkable that Minami will fall for me, besides ---" "B-Besides what?" "Besides, it''s weird that Minami could act so gentle and meek right?" " that''s right. Good grief, it''s just like what you said!!" "Mi-Minami!? I thought I heard an awful sound coming from my shoulder joint though!?" Even when it''s already fragile because of a lack of calcium, but yet! "Anyway, the misunderstanding has been resolved. What''s left is to tell this to Shimizu and everything will be resolved, right?" "Yeah. With this, Shimizu will probably accept it." " I will relay this properly." For now, one thing has been settled. F-class can relax, I guess. "Eh? What are you talking about? Mizuki, did anything happen?" "No, I''m also clueless though Did anything happen?" "Aah, that''s right. You guys are out of the loop with regards to the matter with D-class. The truth is ---" As I listened to Yuuji''s explanation to Himeji-san and Minami, I stared blankly up at the sky. Was Minami really fine with kissing me just for the sake of deceiving Shimizu-san? I wonder. Volume 4, The Third Question Volume 4, The Third Question Please imagine the scene below then answer the question. You are going on a vacation with the person you like. You are getting ready to board the flight, and you suddenly realized that you have forgotten to bring something. Exactly what did you forget to bring? Himeji Mizukis answer: Medicines such as those for headache and stomachache. Teachers comment: This is actually a psychological test of what you expect of the person you like, the forgotten things symbolizes what you expect of. When you forgot to bring something for a vacation and you didnt realize it, it means you hope that your partner will make up for it. I can see that Himeji-san desires a sense of relief from the person you like. Kirishima Shoukos answer: Handcuffs. Teachers comment: Before talking about what you forgot to bring, there seems to be a problem that youd bring a pair of handcuffs in the first place. Kudou Aikos answer: Forgot to wear underpants. Teachers comment: What do you actually want from the person you like? Once the misunderstanding between me and Minami was cleared up, Id still have to get through a few more periods, and now its finally recess time. When the misunderstanding of Minami and me being in a relationship was made known, Class Ds preparation for the Summoner Test War came to an end. Minami went and shared a table with Himeji-san, Shimizu-san shouldve let it go already right? Shimizu-sans anger might be appeased, but now theres a different person whos pissed off Mizuki, do you want to have lunch together? I heard Minami asked Himeji-san this when the recess bell rang. Uh, Minami I called out hurriedly to Minami who was standing up and getting ready to go somewhere. What, Aki, what are you calling me for? Uh, thatabout the bento that you mentioned this morning While I was still speaking, Minami raised on of her eyebrows. Aki, whatre you saying? Youve embarrassed me this much, and you still want me to give you my bento? I can feel the killing intent hidden in Minamis words. Im sorry, Ive really apologized from the bottom of my heart. I guess Minami-sama is blinded by anger. But its right, that kind of thing happened, its normal that shed be angry Really, Aki is always so oblivious! Mizuki, the weather is great today, lets find a comfortable place without this idiot and have our lunch. Minami said that to Himeji-san who was standing beside her. I guess, theyve decided to have their lunch outside. Ah, Minami-chan, wait for me. Then, then its decided, Akihisa-kun, later. Himeji-san then jogged to catch up with Minami who didnt look back and strode away. It seems like shes going to blow up with anger soonEver since going through that confession misunderstanding, Minami would only frown at me, I guess, she can still be considered gentle. What happened, Akihisa? You didnt get the bento that Shimada made herself? Looking at her leaving, Yuuji brought his bento to my seat as usual, Hideyoshi following suit. Un, Minami seems like shes still angry at me. I actually hoped for that bento Forget about it, like this, if she were to share her personally made bento with you, Shimizu may just rush in and cause trouble. From my point of view, you should just give up. I guess youre right in a way Nevertheless, the food that Minami makes is really delicious, thats why I feel that its a pityNo no no, I dont compare her with anyone on purpose. By the way, where did Muttsurini run off to? How come I didnt see him anywhere? He seems to have come upon a rumor, I guess he mustve run off the confirm itOh, hes back! Im back. Muttsurini came out before us without even making a slight noise. Just that, its the jolly lunch time, but he looked gloomy. Muttsurini, what happened to you? Did something happen again? (Nods) It is about the rumor that you just mentioned? The current condition is worse than this morning. As he was saying that, he took out his mini recorder that he always takes pride in on the table. He pushed the play button, and a conversation that was mixed up with other noises. (That, that, Tsuchiya-kun, I heard that youve got your hands on pictures of Akihisa-kun in sailor uniform, is this true?) (One hundred yen per piece, secondary distribution is forbidden.) (Secondary distribution is forbiddenThats a pityBut keeping it for myself alone is already worth it.) --Ka cha! Ive got the wrong contents. Eh, what was that? What was that conversation about?! That conversation seems to be extremely unfavorable to me! Akihisa, you are too noisy, dont get worked up because of a trivial matter. This is obviously not a trivial matter! Why are pictures of me cross-dressing similar to those pictures of Hideyoshi being sold secretly?! Wait! Akihisa, the words that you''ve just said are very terrible information to me! Damn it, who is it? Who is that person who bought my picture and ran away? This is the real one. Muttsurini took out another similar recorder from his pocket. I just realized that hes got more than one mini recorder on him. (Whats the condition of Class F?) (They seems to be doing something idiotic, they didnt apply for mark replenishment this morning. I can see that they still havent found out our intentions. (ReallyThere wont be any problem like this. Now well just replenish our points, and well declare war immediately when they think that somethings not right.) (Understood.) Since this conversation was recorded, the sound quality was as lousy as the one just now, I couldnt find out who were the people behind this. But, at least we knew that its a conversation between two guys. Is it Class D? If it is, maybe the misunderstanding still isnt cleared up I guess? (Shakes head) Muttsurini shook his head in reply. Not Class D? If it isnt Class D, then which class did this conversation come from? Ive already confirmed that Class D has no other movements, Im afraid that they are from a different class. From the guy who is giving orders, they should be Its Class Bs conversation. Class B? Why!? That conversation clearly pointed us as enemies, so theyre preparing for a Summoner Test War secretly. If so, will Class B become our enemy? Talking about Class B, is it that Nemoto guy pulling the strings? That pathetic guy, he actually came up with such a plot to get back at us. Yuuji made a sound with his tongue unhappily. I agree, no matter how they want to get back at us, Class B will be overdoing it by declaring a Summoner Test War on Class F. This is just plain bullying on an easy target. No, Im afraid Nemotos objective isnt only this. Eh? No? I cant say that youre wrong, that guy has enough reason to despise us, but what I meant is, their objective isnt just revenge. Yuuji was still speaking in riddles, getting others confused with what he was actually thinking of. Yuuji, you said that theyve got another objective, what is it? Hideyoshi also couldnt comprehend what Yuuji was trying to convey, he asked while slightly inclining his head in confusion. Its to put down everyones blame on him. Eh? How is this related to what were discussing? Nemoto isnt popular from the beginning, and yet he was defeated even though he had used pathetic tricks against us during the Summoner Test War on April, that caused his position in his class to be more unstable. Un, I understand that. Nemoto must be feeling like hes in a frying pan. This is the problem! When a country is in obvious turmoil, what do you think the leader will do in order to appease the citizens in the fastest time possible? Hn? Eh, this That moment, I couldnt understand Yuujis meaning. Akihisa, do you know the answer? Pardon me, can you repeat it? ReallyCant you just pay attention to what others are saying? Yuuji rolled his eye in frustration. He suddenly talked about such a profound topic, my brain couldnt catch up with what hes saying. But Ill have to listen to him attentive now. What I mean is to appease everyone, what is needed to be done. Oh oh oh! That, I understand now. The answer to this question is very simple. Just use perfume. Your answer is so unexpected that it stunned everyone. It scared me. Eh? I remember a European guy on television saying to control body odor, you must use perfume! Did a television program lie to me? No, Akihisa, Yuuji didnt mean that, he meant what is needed to be done in order to appease the public in the fastest time possible instead About that, what about using terrorism? Its a way, but it isnt the fastest. Not to mention, dictatorship requires an overwhelmingly suppressive force beforehand in order for it to work. Replacing it with Class Bs condition, Nemoto-kun doesnt have the right to speak now, so its pretty much impossible for him to use that method to appease everyone. If so, are there any other ideas? The answer is create a mutual enemy. This can be seen everywhere in our daily life, if they have a mutual enemy, and by causing a small dispute purposely, itll be easier for them to form an alliance. There are a few people in history that used this method to stabilize their position." Here, he listed a few historical figures as example. I see, so this is the case. By doing this, not only can they change the target of Class Bs anger from Nemoto to us, he can also vent some of his hatred. If hes lucky, hell not only be able to beat Class F, he can also regain his position in Class B and his right of speech, and this should be what Nemoto is planning. When I finish hearing Yuujis explanation, I can finally fully understand his motive of trying to incite Class B into declaring war on us. If theres this much reason for me, Id also want to start a Summoner Test War. Even if Nemoto doesnt have his right of speech, all he has to do is claim that he wants to eliminate the mastermind from Class F who caused the peeping incident, he can still get the whole class to listen to him. Our current condition is a very rare opportunity to him. To put it another way, its a good opportunity for us to help Nemoto-kun create a chance for him to redeem himself. If its as Yuuji said, I guess that theres no way for us to avoid this war. Forget about it if its during peacetime, we still havent replenished our points now, that bastard Nemoto wont let go of such an opportunity. Hideyoshi is right. Even if its during peacetime, we still dont have much of a chance to win, especially since that only Himeji and Shimada are able to fight this battle, and its pretty much an empty dream for us to win under such disadvantageous condition. Forget about Class D, if our opponent changes to Class B, the odds of us winning are less than one in ten thousand." It was as Muttsurini said, our current condition is more dangerous than in the morning. If I had known sooner, I wouldve continued to let Class D misunderstand, and let them declare war on us there and then. If so Yuuji, what should we do? Why dont we apply for tests now, and use the whole afternoon to replenish our points? I agree, thats the only thing left for us to do. The difference between our class and theirs is, half of Class B is girls, and the remaining half boys had been replenishing their marks since morning. On the other hand, our class mostly consists of boys, even if we start our marks replenishment now itll be just a drop in the bucket. But other than that, weve no other options. But at that moment, Yuuji spoke against my way of thinking. No, its better not to do those unnecessary matters. Eh? Yuuji objected to the point replenishment advice when he spoke. How do you explain it then? Or do you have a plan to defeat Class B without replenishing our marks? No, Im not that optimistic until Id go and believe that wed have an idea to defeat Class B. If so, why did you say that we dont need to replenish our marks? Then what should we do? If we cant win with our current condition, then well have to at least try by taking a different alternative that can make our condition better. First we need to buy some time, we must delay Class B from declaring war on us somehow. Buy some time? Will this even benefit us? If we dont replenish our marks, theyll attack us eventually, will delaying make any difference? Just listen, if Class D declares war on us, well just have to accept it obediently. Like this, we are bound to lose, but if they still havent declared war, well still have a chance to avoid it. But just now Hideyoshi said that, Nemoto-kun has more than enough reason to declare war on us, do you think itd be easy to make him give up the idea? Thats true, thats why we need to make it impossible for Class B to declare war on us. Fortunately the Summoner Test War only allow a one-on-one war, that means You are going to let other classes battle Class B? If so, Class B cant do anything to us then. OhYou want me to disguise as my sister and provoke them like last time? No, not like that. Weve already used that trick before; we cant use it a second time. I dont want Class B to battle other classes, Id like other classes to battle us instead. You want other classes to battle usI see, if so, Class B cant declare war on us for a while, and we can still replenish our marks after the battle. Is this what you mean, Yuuji? Right. One of the detailed rules of the Summoner Test War is that after a war ends, the participants will have a short ceasefire to replenish their marks. Its because if this rule didnt exist, all classes could be easily defeated. I used to be dissatisfied with this rule personally, but this time because of this rule, we get to avoid a disaster. Hideyoshi is right, if this rule didnt exist, we would have been able to defeat Class A during the last Summoner Test War. But, this time wed have to feel thankful for this rules existence. If we replenish our marks properly, and being fully prepared to resist Class Bs force, I dont think theyll dare to challenge us directly. To put it another way, all we have to do is get into top form, then Class B wont dare to challenge us, right? Because of the lesson learnt from the last Summoner Test War, if we get into top form, Class B will hesitate on whether they should challenge us. In other words, whether they are going to battle us or not, it all depends on the condition of us Class F. But, how do we find our opponent? Were still under disciplinary probation, so we cant declare war on other classes, we can only wait for other classes to declare war on us right? Our target is none other than Class D. If we let them take the initiative and declare war on us, we can also replenish our marks while the battle is ongoing. If our opponent is Class B it would be too risky to do so, but if our opponent is Class D, even if we cant gain victory, we still wont lose. Fortunately their class is divided into combatants and non-combatants, while theyre debating whether they should declare war on us, they dont have much time to fully replenish their marks. The way he put it, the main force of Class D are the girls, which is obviously better than facing Class B. Yuuji, if we have a chance to win the battle all along, why dont we just go all out at the beginning in the battle with Class D? Its as if hes confused by Yuuji, Hideyoshi slightly tilted his head in confusion. Hideyoshi, you misunderstood me. What I meant is, if we declare war on Class D, we may not lose but we wont be able to win, that battle is meant to be a draw. We should try to avoid such annoying matter if we can, dont you agree? I see. Even if they arent afraid of being troubled like Yuuji, but most people would try and avoid cumbersome matters. Eh? But the way you said it, we are still going to battle? If so, why dont we use the afternoon period to replenish our marks? Are your ears there for just decoration purpose? Try and remember the report that Muttsurini recorded. Err, let me think, the conversation that Muttsurini recorded is Muttsurini! 100 yen per piece is too cheap! Hideyoshis pictures are already 500 yen per piece! Oh oh, mine is sold for 500 yenRegarding the pictures, can both of you explain it to me more clearly? Those are all done by my secretary. You actually said something that a politician would say! You guys, can you at least feel a little more worked up. Yuuji facepalmed, and said that with frustration. But, I personally felt that the picture issue was also very important. From the recording just now, Nemoto said that well declare war immediately when they think that somethings not right right? Ah ah, so you meant that. Eh, its true that he said that. In other words, before we notice it, they intend to continue replenishing their marks. This means, unless theyve finished replenishing their marks, or we noticed it, they wont declare war on us suddenly. Even if they dont replenish their marks, Class B is still bound to beat us, but theyre this cautious, I guess its because of the loss they suffered from the last Summoner Test War. They can still beat us with just one or two strikes even if its during peacetime, but all the boy of Class B including the class representative dont have many marks left to use. After all, its good to be cautious. Feeling safer by replenishing marks to a pointI can understand the feeling. Oh, so tomorrow is the deadline, well still have time to decide. Really? Wont they attack today? Didnt Ironman say it this morning? The Shoukanjuu Summoning System is still under maintenance, so nobody will be able to declare war until tomorrow morning. I didnt have the mood to listen to Ironman this morning, so dont know a thing about thisI see, so the Shoukanjuu Summoning System is under maintenance. Err Weve discussed for so long, what should we do? We are going to start the preparations of course, let Class D declare war on us. The deadline is today, if we cant do it, then well be back to using orange boxes as tables for classes. If so well have to be successful somehow. If the tables are back to orange boxes, Im afraid Himeji-san will have to transfer school this time. In a nutshell, what should we do? Well make use of the incident this morning, let Akihisa and Shimada be together, and ignite Shimizus fury. Eh? But Minami already knows that it was a misunderstanding. Lets just put aside the truth, all in all, I want you and Shimida to act as a sweet couple, and let Shimizu get jealous until she freaks out. Eh eh eh eh! That wont work! If I talk about it with Minami, shell freak out! Then well have to make her promise somehow, just leave the acting part to Hideyoshi, itll be better if you write down a script, hope it isnt much of a trouble. I understand. Muttsurinis task is to gather information and stealth operations. Once everything is done, just leave the war preparations against Class D to me. I understand. Good, its decided, we dont have time to spare for lunch, well wait for Himeji and Shimada to come back, then well begin the operation. Muttsurini, is our class bugged? There wont be any problem. The battle this time is more of battle of mix-up information. The condition may be different from before, but will everything go as planned this time? To put it simply, what do you guys want me to do? Once weve told everything to both of the girls who just came back, Minami stared at me with squinted eyes. Oh oh she''s still angry Id like you and Akihisa pretend to be dating, and it must be so sweet that all the bystanders who are looking will be so angry that their blood vessels burst. He might have seen Minamis unhappy expression, but Yuuji still stated his request as if nothing happened. I wont do it. Minami rejected it casually. I can comprehend this, after all that thing happened just this morning, and now requesting both of us to be lovers, no matter how people see it, theyll think that its a terrible prank. I beg you to help, not only Shimada, Himeji will need to help too. Eh? I, Im involved? Yes, its not real enough if its just Akihisa and Shimada, thats why I hope Himeji will play as the part of someone who is jealous of their relationship. In other words, Himeji-san was just a supporting actress. Actually they didnt have to trouble Himeji-san with this, those Class F guys could also play this supporting part as well. If Himeji-san was jealous because of me, itd be less real instead But regarding the acting part, Im a complete idiot, I guess Ill leave this to Hideyoshi the veteran, Ill just follow orders. You want me to play as someone who is jealous of Akihisa-kun and Minami-chan Himeji-san spoke softly as she think about the words Hideyoshi said. What happened? She seems hesitant about it. No matter what you guys say, I wont accept it. You actually want me to act as this idiots lover, please stop joking! Minami still rejects it stubbornly. Shimada, just calm down and think. I understand its hard for you to do this, but other than you, theres no one else who can play this role. If you still choose to disregard it, youll regret it in the future. For example, Himeji will transfer school because of thisIf it comes to that, wont you blame yourself? Hideyoshis advice made Minami sigh reluctantly. If our class utilities worsen, Himeji-san may be forced by her parents to transfer school. Nobody wants that to happen. It may be so, but I understand Minamis feeling when she rejected this role. Even so, then we can only If so, as long as her partner isnt me, then the problems solved, right? The reason Minami rejected it painfully, was because her partner was me, but she seemed satisfied with the plot of provoking Shimizu-san. If so, all we had to do was find someone to replace me. Eh? Why dont we find someone else to act as Minamis boyfriend? This idea isnt too shabbyBut, who should we find? Who I think Yuuji is acceptable. Eh, are you telling me to go and commit suicide? If you cant, what about Muttsurini? Im tasked with controlling the listening bugs. OhOthers, what about those like Sugawa-kun? Akihisa, it seems like youve skipped me on purpose, does it mean anything? Hideyoshi cant accept this role, even if I didnt say it, Im pretty sure everyone knows the reason. Dont bother talking about it anymore, the role cannot be replaced by anyone else. If you just did that thing in public this morning, and now you are dating a different person, who will fall for it? It must be you and Shimada. Thats right, since that thing happened, if Minami is with someone else in public, itll be very suspicious for others. About that, Minami-chan and Akihisa-kunI know that both of you arent willing, but, I beg both of you this time. When Himeji-san finished, she bowed in request to me and Minami. Weird, Himeji-san seems reluctant just now, am I thinking too much? Due to personal reasons, I really dont want to transfer school, so I really need both of you to help! Eh? Ah, of course Ill help. I sneaked a glance at Minamis direction, and noticed that shes looking back at me with a complicated expression. OhI, I understand! Its just an act! But, Ive no idea how it will end up compared with the script, I cant confirm this though! Minami-chan, Akihisa-kunThank you. Once shes received Minamis acceptance, Himeji-san bowed deeply to both of us again. Its, its nothing, those tatami mats and tables are bought not long ago, and theyre still in good conditionIm not doing this for Mizuki, so dont think about it too much Himeji-sans thanks made Minami really happy, just that shes looking slightly away easily, mumbling. Minami isn''t really honest. Since its decided, now lets get to acting as a lovey-dovey couple, the three of you come and take these. Hideyoshi handed to us three scripts that are stapled into booklets. When I opened the booklet, all three of our names are inside, and below are the following lines. This must be The script? Youve already finished writing it? When did you finish it? Most of them are excerpted from the scripts that I always bring with me. Even so, the period from us planning the war until Himeji-san and Minami returned to the classroom, was actually approximately five minutes, Hideyoshi could actually write down all the scripts in such a short time, what is his brain made up of? When drama is mentioned, Hideyoshi will change into someone completely different as expected. Take the scripts and try acting them at the roof floor. Muttsurini, what is the condition of the listening bug that Shimizu planted? I let her think that it was just a minor electrical disturbance just now, its back to normal now. Really? If so, other than acting, you mustnt say anything else. If Shimizu finds out about it, then its all over. Just wait for a while, we still havent read through the script, how do we act when we still havent memorized the lines? Dont worry, theres a blind spot of the hidden camera at the roof floor, just read the script out loud. Muttsurini took out a piece of paper, drew a simple plan of the roof floor, and marked the blind spot that he meant. I see, if we can just read the script out loud, then well have a way to deceive them. Minami, dont you think so? Thats right, this saved me from a lot of trouble, but we still have to read the contents at least, Im worried that there might be some weird scenes, likekissing If, if there is then itll be a pain. We newbies cant act those kinds of scene. Dont worry, I didnt write those kinds of scene. Even if I did, you guys are going to act at the blind spot anyway, just do some voice acting. Lets stop chatting, time is running out, well have to act fast. Under this kind of frustrating condition, Minami, Himeji-san and I were pushed out of the classroom by Hideyoshi. That Do we really have to? Just when I was going to say that, I saw Himeji-san show me the shhh gesture. Ah ah, I see, the corridor may have been bugged, thats why she told me not to speak lightly. Feeling frustrated, I could only walk the corridor quietly, getting ready to go to the roof floor. There might be hidden cameras somewhere near here, so we kept out scripts inside for safety purpose. Creek I pushed open the rusty door to the roof floor, this is the second time we come here today. Next, I took out my script and winked to Minami, Minami then nodded back at me. When we opened the first page of the script, the lines for each of us was written clearly inside. Shimada : (Eh, Aki.) Akihisa : (Yea? Minami, anything you need?) Shimada : (Although it seems a little lateI still want to tell you my true feelings.) Akihisa : (Eh? By now, you dont have to mention that matter on purpose) Shimada : (But I still hope Aki will listen to me. Although its true I cant control my feelings and went to kiss youI should clear this up to you.) Akihisa : (OhEn, I understand. Then you may say it, Id also like to know Minamis true feelings.) Staring at our lines, I feel as if all of my blood is freezing. What is this script? Is this a punishment game? Minami who was beside me was also frozen when she read the script. Does she dare to say these lines? Eh, Aki. Oh oh! It has begun! Minami seems willing to help me. If so, I must put in some effort too. En? Minami, anything you need? I read the script out loud. Its a lot easier if I can read the script and say it out loud. Although it seems a little lateI still want to tell you my true feelings. It might not be fluent, but Minami managed to finish reading that line. Her mind must be slightly rejecting it, but if things stayed this way, I doubt thered be any problem. Good, now its my turn. Eh, By now, you dont have to mention that matter on purpose By the way, there were phonetics beside the by now in the scripts. Its very considerate of Hideyoshibut I thought I was being treated as an idiot, it made me feel very unhappy. But I still hope Aki will listen to meI should clear this up to you. Huh? Did Minami just skip a line? Let me seeah ah, its the kissing part. Its not wrong, asking her to say it out would be very embarrassing for her. Also, if she were to mention that topic, Id feel embarrassed tooI thought Minami would skip those undesirable parts as if nothing happened. Oh, en, I understand. Then you may say it, Id also like to know Minamis true feelings. Once Id finished that line, my face felt so hot, doing this was more embarrassing than expectedIts just saying, but we didnt have any time left to hesitate, the next would be the lines on the second page. Now its Minamis turn to speak Shimada: (Im very sorry for calling you here suddenly, AkiThat, actually II really like you!) The moment I saw this line, I thought my gastric juice was going to spurt out of my nose. She, she need to say this line? After all its an act to provoke Shimizu-san, so I can understand why it is soBut saying it, its really embarrassing! What, what will Minami do? I observed her expression, her body was so stiff that she looked as if shes going to tear the script apart, and she opened her mouth trembling. Can it be, is she really going to say it? I, Im very sorry for calling" She had already read a few words, I thought she actually decided to say it. Good! Since Minami can handle her embarrassment and read this line, I shouldnt hesitate or feel embarrassed. I must play my role well! Im very sorry for calling you here suddenly, Aki Minami read that line with a soft and somewhat weak voice. That, actually I, I really" Minami stopped for a second, she took a deep breath for the next line. What Minami was trying is interpret, was a delicate and charming girl calling me to the roof floor to confess her feelings, I was sure she would confess to me in a feminine and cute way I reallyhate you! To hear these words, is this the reason she called me to the roof floor? Mi, Minami? From the first time I met Aki, Ive always despised you! And us being friends, it actually pains me! I really, really cant continue being your friend! What is with this new kind of confession? Calling me to the roof floor on purpose, saying that shes hated me all alongForget about in reality, Ive never seen this kind of scene in comics or novels before. But, this isnt the time to be shocked, Ive got to play my part! How? Minami cant be controlled. If so, Im the only one left, I must continue reading the script! I looked at the script, and confirmed my following line. Minami Aki In order to cover up for Minamis screw-up, I looked at Minamis eyes with passion, and said: Me too, Ive also felt the same way all along. Minami kept hitting me with her tight fist, this is preposterous! The both you are soHow can you guys do something so off sync While returning to Class F, I can see that Hideyoshis hand is on her forehead; her expression is full of frustration with no idea how to handle us. Everything that happened on the roof floor, the guys mustve heard about it through the listening bug that Muttsurini planted. This, this cant be helped! How can I say those lines! And it might be recorded as evidence! "That, thats why! And how is it possible for Minami to say such a cute lineWeird? Did my right hand just go numb? To be able to see Minami doing something so cruel to my arm, was it just me thinking too much? Ah, can Hideyoshi act a part for us to see? Himeji-san clapped her hands and shared this idea. Right, we should see how a veteran actor acts, and then we should be able to act more naturallyBut I thought its rather late to say this now. Huh? Ive no problem with that. When he finished speaking, Hideyoshi picked up the script, and read through it with full attention for a few minutes. Good, I am ready. Hideyoshi put down the book, and pulled my hands up instead. Eh? What? I didnt expect Hideyoshi to pull my hands up so sudden, I was shocked. What? What is happening? I was confused and not paying attention at the same time, Hideyoshi then held my hand softly, lifting his head slowly. Im very sorry for calling you here suddenly, AkiThat, actually II really like you! Hideyoshi suddenly confessed! Hideyoshi who is holding my hand, with both of her cheeks blushing, trying hard to convey her feelings to me, is undescribably cute. From the first time Ive met Aki, Ive always like you! And us being just friends, it actually pains me! I really, really cant continue being your friend! One after another killing lines, it short-circuited my brain for an instantyou admire me secretly all along, it made me happy from the bottom of my heart. AkiKissing you first then only telling you this is a little late, butI really like you, please date me. I cant stand this anymore! After hearing this, how can I still be rational?! MotherThis is the first time I thank you from the bottom of my heartThank you for bringing me into this world Oh en, it should be like this. Suddenly, the warm touch on my hand went away. We, weird? Where did that feeling of bliss went? He, hes really good That, thats rightAlthough it isnt me who is confessing, I could feel my heartbeat speed up. You guys are flattering me, I feel a little embarrassedBut I have given up most of my studying to learn acting, this level is nothing much to me. Hideyoshi rubbed his cheeks shyly. I, I see, so those words came from the script Akihisa-kun, why did you cry? Its nothing, Himeji-sanThat, can you leave me alone for a while Theres nothing sadder than being awaken from a blissful dream. That moment, Ive finally felt that sorrow. Lets not talk about that first. From the way things are turning, forget about making Shimizu freak out, its the other way instead. Muttsurini, is Shimizu aware of Akihisas conversation at the roof floor yet? I doubt so, I did something halfway, causing the bug to have poor reception. Muttsurinis hands are still busy operating some kind of machine while leaning over the table, hes distracted for a while to answer Hideyoshis question. Thats Muttsurini, with his good judgment! The problem now lies at not knowing how much Shimizu-san managed to hear. All the lines came from the script at the beginning, Shimizu wont know that its fake. All is not lost, now you guys better act well as a sweet couple. ""oh"" Since Hideyoshi has already shown us such excellent acting, we cant reject it even if we wanted to. Regarding that screw-up just now, it has to be us who will be making up for it. Just now before Himejis appearance, the act was interrupted, now I hope it wont be too much of a trouble for you guys. O, OK, I will try my best! Un un, I hope you do. Looking at Himeji full of spirit, Hideyoshi nodded with satisfaction. I dont mind acting, but isnt the next period going to start soon? I looked at the clock to confirm the time, lunch break has onlyWhat? Forget about lunch break, the first afternoon period is going to start very soon! Because students of the other classes are taking tests, the few afternoon periods are changed to self-study periods. The teachers are busy correcting test papers and supervising, not to mention that theres also not enough manpower to repair the Shoukanjuu Summoning System, all the teachers are busy as bees. I see. Because the teachers have to deal with strange cases like all the second year boys getting suspended, now all of the second year boys are having exams to replenish their points. It cant be helped that the teachers will lack manpower. The few morning periods are all filled in by substitute teachers. Oh yeah, I guess that well be spending most of this weekend attending tuitions. From the way things are going, it might be actually helping us. TuitionsAlthough its not the way we want it to be, it is as Hideyoshi said, the afternoon self-study periods came at the right time, we must make good use of it. The next scene will be Shimada and Akihisa leaving the classroom to date outside, Akihisa and Shimada will have to hold hands. """" Both Minami and I take a look at each other. Why are we left with such a difficult issue? About, about thatHideyoshi-kun, it, itll be fine even if we dont hold hands right? Maybe shes concerned about how we feel, Himeji-san stood up to protest against Hideyoshi, while waving both of her clenched fists wildly. It seems that Himeji-san understands that we dont feel like doing that, shes such a tender maiden. Himeji, its not that I dont understand how you feel, but when they are walking together, they may be photographed or seen by others anywhere anytime, its crucial that they hold hands. Bu, but Akihisa, Shimada, to make up for that previous mistake, both of you have to get your head into the game. Not only the visual effects are crucial to the plot, itll be easier for both of you to get into it." To put it another way, if we hold hands, both Minamis and my act will be more heartfelt? Since even Hideyoshi also said it, I could only bite the bullet. I turned my head to look at Minami, to see her nodding her head lightly with reluctance and holding out her hand to grab mine. Great, the chosen stage this time is the rooftop. This way, itll also be more convenient for Muttsurini to control the thingamabob right? If we need to sabotage the listening bug, choosing the one on the rooftop is more natural. If there are any accidents during the act, well have to temporarily disable the listening bug, compared with the listening bugs at other places, choosing the one on the rooftop that is faulty before is more natural. I seeLets go, Minami. I dont mind holding hands, but if you dare to touch anywhere else, Ill kill you. I, I understand, Ill be careful. Both Minami and I started to let out a stiff aura of discordance, but we still walked towards the corridor holding hands. The students from our class didnt say anything about it, I guess Yuuji mustve informed them about it beforehand. While walking on the corridor leading to the rooftop, both Minamis and my face were all smiles, and were chatting with each other. Hahaha, oh Minami. Holding my arm so tightly, dont you find it hard to walk? Hehe, I dont see the problem, since we are in a relationship, it doesnt matter much for me to hold your arm. My elbow joint made some scary cracking noises, but my smile stayed the same, because we were closely connected lovers. But Minami, youve been pushing against my elbow from just now. Eh? You, you, you big pervert! My ribs! Being pushed against here and there with force, was causing so much pain that I wanted to die. Hehehe, oh Aki, you love to joke around, its really cute. Hahahaha, oh Minami, you seem to be holding my hand harder than just now. So what, I really do feel like hugging you tightly. I really cant stand you, Minami is a flighty girl. While chatting, I tried to hide the part below my elbow quietly so the others wouldnt notice. If they were to see this swelled up and beet red wrist of mine, no matter how hard we tried to act as a sweet couple, it would seem unconvincing. While my fingers were getting numb, we were still strolling on the corridor. Good, now what should I say now? A lovers conversation, a lovers conversation Right, Minami. En? Is there anything, Aki? Which part of me does Minami like? I remembered seeing this somewhere before using this line, from the examples of conversations that makes you unhappy if it happens in front of you I guess. After hearing my question, Minami quieted down for a while, then hid all her emotions, and while looking directly at me and said: Do I have to say such a thing? Oh, Minami seems to know about it too. I think she should be saying: From your head to your toe, I like everything there! an answer like this. From your head to your eyebrows, I like everything there. It seems that shes only interested in my forehead. Anyway, what about you, Aki? Do I even have to say it? Of course it is the same with Minami. Oh, Akiyou are really cute! I heard my joint made scary cracking sounds again. Once we had reached the rooftop, my poor elbow couldnt stop twitching and trembling due to the overwhelming pain. Minami, lets go there. I dont want to, lets go to the other side. Nonono, well be able to get sunlight over there, itll be really comfortable under the sunlight. If the sunlight is too strong, itll have negative effects on our skin! The other side is better since it is under a shade. Behind our smiles, we were actually having a skirmish on the stage choice. In other words, its me who wanted to get to the blind spot of the camera so that I could free my elbow, against Minami who wanted to continue using her joint locks, a secret silent duel. Come, Aki, well have a seat there! Minami, oh you, how can you pull my hand so hard. Youll break it this way. Look, its cooler here, isnt it comfortable, right? You are sweating heavily. These are obviously cold sweat caused by my body in pain, how can Minami be oblivious to it. Guess so. Its cooler here, so cool that its making my back shiver. Are you feeling cold? If so well have to stick closer together. Nonono, we are sticking close enough. What are you saying, theres nothing to be embarrassed about right? While we were showing smiles that werent seen by anyone, looking deeply into each others eyes, I caught a glimpse of Hideyoshi moving towards the blind spot. Not long after that, I saw Hideyoshi waving his hands towards the safety door of the rooftop, then a familiar figure appeared in front of us. What, what are both of you doing here? The classes are not over yet! That person in front of us with an angry expression was none other than Himeji-san. She seemed to be really angry, shes obviously a good student. Mizuki Both of you actually stick so close to each other, and locking armsFrom the looks of it, its likelike, like a pair of lovers right? Himeji-san pointed at our connected wrists. Looks like she didnt notice that Minami was actually punishing me personally with her joint lock. From the way things are going, how should I reply Himeji-san? We dont have any scripts now, improvising shouldnt be a problem. About that, Himeji-san It wont look good if we stay silent for too long, but after saying a few words, Im suddenly stuck on what to say. Facing such dilemmas, what should I say? Minami seemed to be unable to stand my stammering anymore, then she said: Mizuki, you are right, Aki and I are really going out. If you really think so, I hope that youll let go of my wrist this instant. EhYou, you guys are dating, is it true? En, Im sorry for keeping it from you. Minami said it solemnly with an apologetic expression. Minami-chanYou really like Akihisa-kun? YesIm not honest with you about it, Im really sorry. I did know your actual feelings, but I still She can say out these lines without a script, so awesome! This two mustve actually had the talent to act. Anyway, what should I say? Uh, unRight! Ill just use the lines from comics or novels with similar plots. I remember from that novel, theres a similar plot, Ill just use the lines from that novel. I should be careful and try not to bite my tongue, I took a deep breath Both of you dont be like this, stop fighting over me! CrackItd be fine if Shimizu-san didnt hear my joint being dislocated through her listening bug. I seeMinami-chan is also I know that this isnt something that can be solved with an apologybut Im really sorry. I dont think that youll forgive me. I might be listening attentively to their conversation, but I was more worried that I didnt feel anything although my joint was dislocated. I think that Ive heard before that when an organisms body is experiencing serious damage, the brain will shut out the pain receptors, I think that Im No, I can probably feel Minamis feelingsThe point that youre actually willing to be honest with me, actually lets me feel more relaxed. For safety precautions, I tried moving my fingers. The first is my thumbOh, weird, why isnt it moving at all. Eh? Mizuki, you are willing to forgive me? Its not about whether Im willing to forgive youI think that everyone have the freedom to like someone else, how can I chastise you for such a thing. Mizukithank you Their rivalry scene is going well, and it seems that I dont even have to perform, hence, its crucial that I verify my bodys current condition. Now I have to confirm my forefingers movement. The colour of this finger seems normal, it should be able to moveEh? Why isnt it moving? Is my current condition really that bad? But, I cant forgive that kiss in the morning! Thats breaking the rules! And its also Akihisa-kuns first kiss I think. How can it be, my middle finger should be welltheres not even a slight movement. Can it be true? Can this be really happening That, thats becauseAkisent me that text message, and there are two and three situations happening consecutively, thats why I Woahohohohoh! My ring finger and pinkie cant move too! Things are really terrible now! You have no excuses! Such sly action, even if God forgives you, I --Dong! It sounds like something hit the wall. But I dont have any will left to be concerned. Fingers! My fingers! ""Ah"" What, what I meant isnt this. That, thatHehe! Thats, thats rightHehe! Too weird, theres something from my fingers to my elbow joint. What should I do? If this continues, I think Ill be called with an awesome nickname like the single-handed punishment inspector. Anyway, what I want to say isMinami-chan is a big idiot! Ah! Mizuki! Now is not the time for acting. I have to rush to the infirmary, and have a treat to treat my injuries! I tried to pull Minamis wrist away Wait, wait for a while, Aki? Why are you running away to chase Mizuki! Uwaaaaaaa! Minami doesnt want to let go! My body is not well already, and shes still like this! I really have to get to the infirmary! When this situation happens, Aki will actually abandon me and choose Mizuki I had no idea what was Minami muttering, and she didnt even notice my wrist. Eiyayaya! The color of my wrist is so horrible that I dont dare to look at it! This is really bad! If, if so, then IAh, AkiBe with me please? Becausethatfor youbecause I like you Minami continued to act with a serious expression, but I was already at my limits! Mi, Minami, Im sorry! I have somewhere that I really need to go! Ah I threw off her arm with force and bolted off. Infirmary! I have to get there fast, or else things will turn out to be hopeless! ReallyI guess this must be the reality Shi, Shimada, calm down first, dont speak such nonsense I had enough, I dont want to continue acting. After all, youlike a girl such as Mizuki. There seems to be a sound from behind, but when my blood starts to flow again, pain starts to invade my injured arm, now I dont have any strength left to be concerned about anything else. GreatMy hand can still move, its really great Lucky that my injured wrist was treated in time, I stroke my chest with ease while walking back towards the classroom, and bumped into Himeji-san on the way. What happened? Is she troubled about something? Why does she look so gloomy. Himeji-san? AhAkihisa-kun. I tried calling out to her, and Himeji-san only noticed me then, she lifted her head slowly. What happened to you? You look so gloomy. Eh? Do I look really gloomy? Yes, you look a little lonely. If she were to ask me which part of me looks lonely, I wouldnt be able to answer it, I just felt that she seemed different from the usual her. Do I look really lonely? Actually, I dont especially feel that way. Himeji-san tilted her head with embarrassment. But, if it looks this way to Akihisa-kun, it must be It must be what? Because the person whom I like is taken away, so I feel miserableEven though, I knew that its just an act The moment she said this, Himeji-sans expression seems to be veiled by depression and sorrow. I see, shes a girl as expected. Its just the character setting of a plot of being sad because the crush was taken away by a good friend, those macho guy friends of mine wont have such an emotion. In order not to hurt the fragile Himeji-san, I tried my best choosing the most suitable words, and telling her: Himeji-san, dont worry, it was all an act. Yes, youre right, that was just an act. Thats right. Right, as it was an act, you don''t have to be too concerned about it. Moreover, I cant imagine a guy so charismatic that both Himeji-san and Minami both fell for him. If such a guy really exists, that guy must have an intelligent brain, a handsome appearance and extraordinary sports talent, and also tender, popular with girls, honest, reliable, and completely not a playboy, I guess only such a charismatic guy will be able to capture their hearts. While thinking about this, I couldnt help myself but feel envious, although I know that such a guy doesnt exist in real life. If Just when I was unhappy with that imaginary character, Himeji-san who was beside me muttered something inaudible. En? Himeji-san, did you say something? Ifthat situation really happensthat time, what will Akihisa-kun do? Eh? While I was fully awaken, I''d just noticed that Himeji-san was staring deeply at me with a serious expression. I guess that topic just now made her feel uneasy? It was obviously an act, but she was too into it, maybe Himeji-san is really sensitive. If so, I cant talk about this topic with humor. Even if its not good for me, but Im still a guy, if I just speak lightly, shell take it to heart, so Ill have to answer her question earnestly. After thinking for a long while, I slowly replied from the bottom of my heart. About that, if I were faced with such a situationIll try hard to think. You willtry hard to think? Un, because Im not that smarteven so, I will try my best to think. Once Ive thought of something, Ill give out my answer earnestly. After hearing my answer, Himeji-san looked as if she let out a soft smile with embarrassment. Weird, isnt this the answer that Himeji-san wants to hear? I was thinking of asking who you would choose, eh She sounded as if she didnt want me to hear it, Himeji-san muttered something as soft as a flys buzz. Un? What did you say? Nope, I didnt say anything. Aiyo, but I think that I wont be able to encounter such a situation in this life, so I really cant imagine much about it. I felt it slightly from that act just now, I did feel happy enough. Its great that I got to play that character. How can it be, Akihisa-kun is too modest. Hahaha, Himeji-san is good at flattering others. I wasnt flattering you. Akihisa-kun is cheerful and tender, no matter who you are with, theyll feel calm, and you always give others a sense of relief. Un? Himeji-san? But, also because you are vulnerable, it makes others around you feel uneasy. Vulnerable? I dont think so. Im fine living alone, how would I be vulnerable? Really? I think that my vigilance is good enough. Is that so? Un, of course. About that, Im reallyEh? Himeji-san, what are you looking at? While I was talking, Himeji-san was looking at something far behind me. Is there something there? I looked at where she was looking, but, theres only an empty notice board there. Eh? Theres nothing there, Himeji-sa After confirming, and turning back my head. I didnt expect Look, Akihisa-kun is really vulnerable. --Himeji-sans face was right in front of me Wh, What! What happened to you? Akihisa-kun actuallymakes others feel uneasy. Its unexpectedly easy to get close to you Himeji-san is staring at both of my eyes. What? What just happened? No matter who you are with, is Akihisa-kun this vulnerable? Orits because youre with me An unexpected turn of events caused my trail of thoughts to pause. It seems that situation like this happened numerous times today, what is actually happening? Er, thatHimeji-san How! What should I be saying! What is she asking? While I was confused on how I should react Hehe, just kidding. Himeji-san let out a sweet smile like a child that successfully played a prank, and took a step back. That was just the continuation of the act, did I scare you? After increasing the distance between us, that atmosphere just now disappeared, Himeji-san let out her usual soft smile. Wh, what, she was joking all alongits not good for the heart I wasnt just scared, my heart nearly jumped out of my mouth. I, I still want to see the way Akihisa-kun look when you are scared till your heart jumped out of your mouth. Wuwuwu, well really! That made me so nervous that my heart raced. That was really scary~ Im sorry, its because Ive never acted before, and I got hooked up the first time I act. Between her words, Himeji-sans expression seemed a little more embarrassed. From the way it seems, Himeji-san may actually like to pull pranks. While I was thinking of these trivial things, a question suddenly came into my mindEh? Did she just say that shes never acted before? Himeji-san, you really didnt act before? Thats right, Ive never acted before. If so, you are really awesome Hmm? What do you mean? Himeji-san looked at me with bewilderment. It cant be helped, I usually wont notice such things. Its just now, you''ve shown me the act of falling for someone, havent you? But from what I see, its far from just an act. Eh? It felt like, you really do have someone whom you like. Eh? Eh? Eh! So I guess Ab, about that, thatIactually I just guessed that, Himeji-san may have actually acted before. Its as Akihisa-kun guessed, that wasnt an act, but my actualEh, what did you say? You may be new to it but you can act with such skills, Himeji-san may actually have the talent of acting! AhYou are talking about that And shes also so sensitive, Himeji-san may really be an acting genius. I was actually flattering her, but Baka. I didnt know why, but that moment, Himeji-san showed me a sulking awkward expression. Eh? Did you say something? I didnt say anything. Anyway, we should be getting back to our classroom. Im also concerned about my performance at the rooftop, I wonder if the effect is good or not. You are right. Its all because Himeji-san scared me purposely, that made me forget about this. Hehe, Im sorry. Now is not the time to act or play. Whether that act on the rooftop managed to fool Shimizu-san, is related to our Class F future teaching utilities. But, there wont be any problems! Ive tried my best to endure my wrists pain, so this battle will be successful! Volume 4, The Fourth Question Volume 4, The Fourth Question Please fill in the correct answer into the blank provided. The force that combines molecules in liquids and solids is called ( ). Mizuki Himejis answer: (Van der Waals) force. Teachers comment: Correct. It is also known as intermolecular force. Please mind that Van der Waals force is easily confused with Coulombs force. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: (Wandervogel) force. Teachers comment: At least you still have some idea what the answer sounds like. Unfortunately, the answer is not the force of climbing mountains, but the force between molecules. Yoshii Akihisas answer: (Work) force Teachers comment: I dont hate your answer. You failed even at such a good moment, you useless garbage I felt like crying. Sakamoto-kun, what did you mean by "you failed"? Once we were back in class F, we gathered around Yuujis seat. Yuuji, the main organizer of the Summoning War against Class D, seemed to have finished his job. And he was just sitting there, sighing while shaking his head. You still dare to talk?! Because you idiot ran away at the last minute, all our efforts are in vain now. After witnessing such a scene, no one in their right mind would believe that Shimada and Akihisa are in a relationship. Then, Yuuji hit my head with a rolled-up script. MuuI was thinking about my beet red wrist at that moment, and didnt even know what happened. Did my acting skills really suck? Id say, the only good news is that Shimada looks as if she harbors affection for Yoshii but this alone wont be enough to cause that Shimizu to freak out. Hideyoshi, who was standing beside Yuuji, let out a sigh. If it was just Yuuji alone saying it, I wouldnt have minded, but now that even Hideyoshi said that, then it must be true. Damn it, we failed again Even if you want to have another go, Shimada is still quite pissed off, and you even happily came back to class together with Himeji I turned my head to look at Minamis seat, which was pretty far from Yuujis, but Minami just let out a Hmmph and looked away when she noticed me. Its over for me; she looks mad. IIm sorry, I shouldnt have gone back to class together with Akihisa-kun, it would have been weird if Minami-chan and Akihisa-kun were having a relationship for real Actually, there shouldnt be any problem since both of you are classmatesId think that the real problem was that Akihisa dumped Shimada, and then you two came back for now. Ignoring what others think, Shimadas thoughts are obvious, right? Although it was all just an act, I, who was acting as Minamis boyfriend, came back to class with Himeji-san instead, so this mustve hurt Minamis pride. I never meant for that to happen all along Never mind that, Akihisa, you should apologize to Shimada. Yuuji pointed at her direction with his chin. Yuujis right. Minami was angry at me all along. She agreed to act with me even though she was reluctant, and I embarrassed her in the end. This mustve been very unreasonable to her. I should really apologize to her. Youre right. Ill apologize to her now. I stood up and walk towards Minamis seat. Although my intentions were good, it still couldnt change the fact that I hurt her. Minami, about that I stuttered to Minami, who was unhappy and gazing outside the window. What do you want? She might have replied, but she still wouldnt look at me. She stared at me from the corner of her eye for only a moment. About that, Im really sorry. I still couldnt raise my head even though I knew that she was looking elsewhere. She still wouldnt look at me, not even once. I dont want to bother you anymore. Dont you prefer hanging out with Mizuki? No, it was just a coincidence that I met Himeji-san at the corridor. I dont want to listen to your excuses. Uu Damn, Im already out of ideas. It has to be done like this; I can only use Hideyoshis lines to convince her. But, if it continues like this, Himeji-san will She might be forced to transfer - I wanted to say it, but Minami suddenly stared at me sharply. Its always Mizuki, Mizuki, why are you always like this? MiMinami? Why do you always treat her like a princess?! Then what am I? Do you treat me as a guy? Why do you always treat me like this?! Ive never seen Minami this angry before, and she even said so much in one shot. I, I never meant that If Mizuki really needs to transfer out, then Ill talk to her parents myself. Stop bugging me now, I dont want to see you anymore! After saying this, she turned her head away. Seems that no matter how hard I try, she wouldnt look at me again. Im sorry. I didnt do it on purpose. I bowed down to apologize again, and I then returned to where everyone was. They looked at me, their faces implying even you cant do anything. Shes really pissed off Id feel the same way. Hideyoshi and the gang mustve heard my conversation with Minami. Im sorry, Ill apologize to her again Wait until her anger recedes first. Uh huh, Muttsurini is right. If Akihisa and Himeji arent careful, itll make Shimada even angrier. Really, youwait for her to calm down, Akihisa. You have to settle the problem between you and Shimada. Yeah, I will. I really did a lot of cruel things to Minami today Lets put this matter aside for now. If this continues, Class D wont declare a Summoning War with us no matter how long we wait. Thats why we have to improvise. After changing the topic, Yuujis expression is as attentive and cool as ever. Leaving Minamis rage aside for now, our Class F is at a disadvantage. Im really concerned about how Minamis feeling now, I should pay attention to Yuujis question. Muttsurini, what is the situation report of Class B? Three quarters of their class have already replenished their points, and a small portion have prepared for declaration of war. I seeTheyre faster than expected. I think theyre serious this time. They were replenishing their points even during their breaks. They even used their noon breaks and other breaks to do the tests. This means that theyre going to finish replenishing their points. Its just a matter of time before Class B declares a Summoning War against us. We need to buy ourselves more time before setting the trap for Class D. Muttsurini, please deliver the false reports with Sugawa. What will it be about? Just say that Class D is getting ready for a Summoner Test War and theyre targeting Class B. Understood. After seeing Muttsurini nod, I still couldnt understand Yuujis real intentions. How would we benefit from this if we deliver false reports of Class Ds imminent declaration of war against Class B? Yuuji, why are you doing this? Its just to buy us some time. If Class B realizes that they''re getting attacked by Class D, they''ll try avoiding other upcoming battles. Theyll think twice before declaring war on us. I see. If Class B declares war against us, it means theyll be hard-pressed to participate in the next battle, so theyll have to keep a tight watch on Class Ds movements. The preparations they made to fight against us might be wasted on their war against Class D. My actual plan was to let Class C attack them. But Class C lost their last Summoner Test War against Class A. Unfortunately, Class C shared the same conditions with us, so they couldnt declare Summoner Test Wars. Thus, it cant be helped. Oh, Muttsurini, you can just spread a little part of the false reports. Leave the rest to Sugawa since I have another important mission for you. Understood. Muttsurini finished speaking and walked towards Sugawa. Sugawa has experience with delivering false reports, so both of them can probably accomplish their mission perfectly. Good, next is Hideyoshi. Oh, what do you want me to do? Id like you to lure out Class D''s Shimizu for negotiations. Can you do this? I dont mindbut what are the negotiations for? Just do as you see fit. Our only aim is to provoke Shimizu and increase their enmity towards our class. If she falls for it, well be successful and the other way around if she dont, its this simple. Shimizu-san is the core figure of Class D. Although Yuuji didnt say much, this negotiation is crucial to Class Fs future plans. Oh, and to lure out ShimizuI have to bring Shimada with me, right? Right, its easier to provoke them this way. And mind you, things may go awry if they''re to meet face-to-face, but you can leave that to me. I glanced at Minami again, and shes still looking out the window with the same pose. I couldnt see her expression from here, but I could feel the anger seeping out from her. In this situation, I dont think I can provoke them with Minami. But, Yuuji probably has another idea to get this done. Oh, in that case, Ill just have to try my best. I dont think its realistic to assume that things will be back to normal, but it wont be impossible to ask her to come with me to provoke Shimizu. I feel rather sorry that I''m unable to do things right because of my impulsiveness You can leave this to me. So, the negotiation will be held in an empty classroom after school, is that alright? Do it then. Before that, well have to delay Class B from declaring war. I understand. Hideyoshi stood up and left the classroom. Of course, hes probably thinking of convincing Minami to hurry up and negotiate with D class. And so, only Yuuji, Minami and I were still in the class. I was trying to come up with a plan, but Yuuji interrupted me with an irrelevant question. By the way, Akihisa Yeah? What did you have for breakfast? What did I eat? Time is running out, so how can Yuuji still have the time to chat about breakfast? Yuuji, do we even have time to chat? Never mind about that, just answer my question, its very important! My breakfast is important? What is he trying to say? I really cant understand that guy. I dont think theres anything to hide about this, so I answered him truthfully. Just water as usual. After hearing my answer, Yuuji suddenly gave an exaggerated expression like one of those foreigners on those night shopping channels. Just water? How can that do, Akihisa?! You''re the key to this battle; you need to replenish your energy with real food. Right, Himeji? Oh? Thats right. I was worried that Akihisa-kun never had an actual meal. Whats happening? This bastard Yuuji is suddenly concerned about my eating habits; thats a little suspicious. I think there is an evil intention hiding behind that kindness, so Im not being paranoid, am I? Perfect timing Himeji. Huh? My sixth sense is telling me-- THIS GUY IS TRYING TO MURDER ME. Is there any food that you can give - As I was saying, I had toast and fried eggs for breakfast! Ahhh~ It really feels different when you have breakfast, I feel really energized. I chose to lie to avoid an imminent disaster. Himeji-sans food cannot be eaten no matter what! But unexpectedly, Yuujis ignoring my anxiousness as he even smiled at me and said, No, no, no, I understand your manly attitude of not wanting to let Himeji worry, but you shouldn''t ignore her intentions, just tell her the truth. I dont want to die. (?This is the truth.) But, I cant bear to say such a painful truth; I remain silent with my mouth wide open. As I was thinking what to say next, Himeji-san talks before I can do so. Im sorry. Lunch break is over, so I dont have any food left for Yoshii-kun. Himeji-san apologized a lot to me. To me, her reply made me really happy. This is greatDamn great! Although I didnt know what Yuuji was planning, I managed to foil his plans. Thinking of this, Id like to see the frustration on that bastards face, as I was turning my head to look at him - (Akihisa, you are too naive.) Unexpectedly, he hinted at me with his eyes. What? What is this? Really? I guess you ran out of food then. I hope it isnt too much troublebut can you make some simple food for Akihisa? Whats next was Yuuji basically opening the door to Hell with his bare hands. Hey, Akihisa. Why am I the only one hearing you whispering cook for me, cook for me? You''re a rather weird guy. You infidel! What now? Is this my punishment? A death sentence? You are trying to take revenge on me with this evil trick just because of my failure just now? Its ok, but about the ingredients Dont worry, I borrowed (illegally) the culinary classrooms key, the ingredients there are complete. Yuuji took out a key from his pocket while speaking. This is an organized sin! Does he really hate me that much!? I understand. Akihisa-kun, what do you want to eat? Oblivious to my current emotions, she asked me with a smiling face. What do I want to eat? Yes, if I make the right choice, the probability of me dying from food poisoning will be lower. Ill just limit the ingredients. What dishes are there that cant be poisonedThen, Ill choose omelette (Ingredients : Just eggs)! Erm, Id like to eat You can have jelly then. Jelly (Ingredients : Not specific). What happened, Akihisa? You dont have to look at me with such teary eyes like a Chihuahua that has been abandoned. DON''T ABANDON ME! PLEASE, DON''T ABANDON ME, YUUJI! My one and only, precious life! Jelly? Ok then, Ill put effort into making it! Sorry for the trouble, itll be better if you can pack the jelly like a nutrition packet drink, I think the sports team should have some drink packets left inside the culinary classroom. The sports team frequently uses the culinary classroom to make nutrition drinks. I think that''s what Yuuji meant. But I never wanted things to be this way. Ill go prepare it now. Ok, thanks again. Sure. After taking the key from Yuuji, Himeji-san left the classroom. Yuuji, what are you trying to do? I watched Himeji-san disappear from my sight, then glared at Yuuji who was standing still. I have no evil intention at all; a part of my plan needs Himejis food to be involved. Huh? Needs her food? Thats right. What, if that was it, you should have told me sooner. I still dont know what''s happening, but since Yuujis intention wasnt to punish me, this is great! Hey, that might be, but I cant guarantee that Himeji wont force you to eat it. Correction, its simply bad news. I, I CANT LET HER DO THIS TO ME! I hurriedly stood up and tried to chase her down. Akihisa, where are you going? To chase her down, of course! I must see for myself what she''s making at least! I have no idea what ingredients she''s going to use. I thought I should have an ambulance ready. If so, Ill go with you, Im also curious to find out how Himeji cooks. Yuuji had been endangered by her food more than once before. He must be curious about how she prepares those murderous foods. Hahaha! Yuuji, you dont have to be so courteous. You dont actually just want to see it, you want to eat it too, right? Its not too late; Ill ask her to make your share. Oh God, I dont want to die yet. I dont want to die either. Hahaha, thanks but no thanksIm serious. Hahaha, theres no needIm also serious. While chatting happily with Yuuji, we hasten our footsteps to catch up with Himeji-san. We finally reached the culinary classroom after awhile. Himeji-san is probably preparing the ingredients inside. Ill open the door then. Open it. We pushed open the door stealthily to avoid being noticed by Himeji-san, trying to find out what was happening inside. Himeji-san could be heard walking around the culinary classroom. I focused my eyes to confirm what was happening at the cooking station. Her preparations at the beginning seemed rather normal to me. Himeji-san took two bowls from the cupboard, and then added a few ingredients. One of them was gelatin, and the other should be sugar. (What the hell, everything seems rather normal.) (True. If shes making jelly with these ingredients, there shouldnt be any problem.) (If so, Ill be troubled.) As I was thinking what there is to be troubled about, I heard Himeji-san muttering something to herself. I thinkIll mix the cocoa powder with corn bisque powder first And then something unbelievable happened. (Hey, Yuuji! What is Himeji-san trying to do? What she is making now is far from jelly!) (Akihisa, just shut up, or youll be caught by her.) My idea of food is starting to collapse. So horrifying, this is too horrifying. Should I add in mandarin or leek? I wonder which one Akihisa-kun prefers. (STOP CONFUSING YOURSELF! DONT BE CONFUSED BY THESE TWO CHOICES, HIMEJI-SAN!) (Im guessing that shes making something very nutritional for you who cant even afford bentosShe has completely ignored how bad it would taste.) (HOW CAN THIS BE!? SHE DOESNT HAVE TO BE CONCERNED, JUST NORMAL FOOD IS ENOUGH!) Shes always thinking of making something like a feast, but thats what makes us miserable. Then, the seasoning will be taba (Akihisa, you can stop listening. You wont dare to eat it.) (Wait! At least let me know whether she added in tobacco or Tabasco!) Please! If you really want to add something, just add the spicy Tabasco to kill me with spiciness! (Theres no time left, you dont have to be stubborn at this point.) (THIS CONCERNS MY LIFE AND DEATH HERE!!) My resistance was in vain as Yuuji pulled me away by my collar. This bastard! Ill have him eat this murderous meal somehow! Now, well go to the third floor of the schools new building, we need to act like we''re carefree and messing around there. Huh? I thought you said that there wasnt any time left? Now you want me to act carefree? Yuuji then said something that confused me even more. Maybe this is about starting the war. This is to convince Class B and D that we are oblivious to what is happening. If our act isnt seen through, well be able to buy some time from Class B and let Class D declare war on us. Classes A to D are all located at the third floor of the new school building. Were acting carefree to let them think that Class F isnt replenishing their points. Class B will think that we dont know anything, and will thus continue to replenish their points; and Class D will think that this is a free win. As a result, both classes will fall for our trap, and well be at advantage. I see, Yuujis planned everything carefully. Once Muttsurini spreads the false reports of Class Ds enmity with Class B, Class B will decide to declare war on Class D. Providing that, Class B will think that we are oblivious, and will continue replenishing their points before declaring war on us. D class will probably think that this is an easy battle for them once they know that were not replenishing our points. In that case, both classes will fall into our trap, and the situation will greatly benefit us. Even though this was what Yuuji said, I still thought that this chaotic situation was hard to grasp. I tried to sort out his explanation in my head. First is Class B. Their intention is to declare war on Class F, but since they lost to us once, theyre most likely more wary about us and are replenishing their points now. They wont do anything before the Shoukanjuu Summoning System is repaired or until they''ve finish replenishing their points. Class B still hasnt declared war on us because they want to let us think that they dont have any intention to fight us. While were in the dark, we wont be hard pressed to replenish our points, and it can also mean an easy win for them. On the other hand, if they were to find out that we knew of their planning all along, theyll declare war on us that instant. Then Class D. Their class is divided into two teams against us, one offense, one defense. The leader of the offensive team is Shimizu Miharu-san, and the leader of the defensive team is none other than their class representative, Hiraga Genji-kun. Under Shimizu-sans pressure, the offensive team is to get ready, but things are different now. Shimizu-san is jealous of my relationship with Minami, but she is calm at the moment. In this case, they wont declare Summoner Test War on us. Theyll just sit it out. And now, our Class F. In terms of our current condition, we are defenseless against Class B. To prevent this from happening, well have to let Class D declare war on us before they do. If that happens, well have plenty of time to replenish our points after finishing the war with Class D - This is our sides idea. We''ll wait until we finish replenishing our points, and Class B will think twice before declaring war on us. They shouldve learnt their lesson after the last war. Finally, Ill analyze the current condition. We are trying to provoke Class Ds Shimizu-san, but we failed, its harder to provoke them into declaring war on us now. On the other hand, Class B is replenishing their points smoothly now, theyll declare war on us soon. To prevent them from doing so, Muttsurini is spreading the news Class D wants to attack Class B in the dark, but we still dont know how effective it''s going to be. Although we cant wait for Class D to declare war on us, at this point, we still have no idea about how things will turn out. I guess this is how the situation''s like. It may seem complicated, but in a nutshell, our current priority is only to buy some time, or well be in huge trouble. About your last question, this will also make Class D declare war on usBut you still cant understand, no matter how I explain it. What Yuuji is implying should be about our carefree attitude at the third floor - It may be so, but will Class D declare war on us just because of this? Frankly speaking, I still dont understand. Unlike Yuuji, my head isnt full of evil ideas, since Ive wasted lots of energy trying to understand the current situation. Youre right. Tell me later. As I was saying, what you meant by hanging out, is it just walking around for no reasons? Although it is just to put our enemies off guard, I still dont know how to do it right. It might be self-studying time, classes are still going on, it will be unnatural if were just hanging around. Itll be boring if we just hang around, so why dont we play a game? Hmm, ok. Playing games is better than walking around with nothing to do. Then, well just play a game of English words. Ill ask about an English word, youll give me the definition. Of five questions, it will be considered a loss if you cant answer one." Ah, a game of English wordsA game that is impossible for me to win. But, there shouldnt be a problem. After all, nothing is at stake here. Were just killing time. Ok, give me your best shot. Good, the penalty is that the loser will heed the winners instruction without any question. Eh? I thought he''d just added a weird condition. Wait, just wait a sec, Yuuji! I tried to stop him nervously, but Yuuji didnt listen as he started the game anyway. astronaut AstronautAh, what? Great, I think Ive heard it before. This shouldnt be a problem, Ill just calm myself down before answering. Im thinking, astronaut, astroutasront (asphalt):The black material used to pave a road, main composition is carbohydrate. Should be something like this. Akihisa, do you know the answer? Theres a smile on Yuujis face as he probably thinks that I dont know. Hmmph. You are too naive, Im not an idiot all the time. Of course I do. In order to contend with him, I let out a smile. Its my win this time. Oh? Why dont you say it then? I didnt say the answer directly in order to rattle Yuuji. It is mostly used on road, right? I won. Yuuji declared himself as the winner instantly as if I were an idiot - I, I still havent given the answer. How can you make such conclusions when you havent heard my answer?! The winner will only be decided when the game ends! Hehe, not giving up eh? Think about it, how can the term astronaut be used for roads? (astronaut) : Asphalt? Nope, its astronaut. I made this mistake because I was careless Wait! I think this word is too simple to be mistaken carelessly! Such a shame; just one more step. I could only blame myself for letting my guard down too soon. I guess a loss is a lossIll just admit defeat then, Yuuji. If results can only be classified in circles and crosses, my answer will get a cross this time. Even so, I am a man; I should be brave enough to admit my mistake. If you wont admit your mistake no matter what, then you arent fit to be human Yuuji looked at me with frustration. What, what''? Yuujis turn has ended, and now its mine. - Now its Kirishima-sans turn to ask the question. Ill do my best. Kirishima-san, who was standing behind Yuuji, nodded. She looks mature on the outside, so she looks cute when she does something slightly childish like this. Ack! Sho, Shouko?! When did you Yuuji panicked and turned his head hastily. Huh? He really didnt notice her? I thoughtshe was there all along when we started this game. I came over instantly when Yuuji said the loser will heed the winners instruction without any questions. I see. Kirishima-san immediately came over once she heard that line. I guess shes not only smart and beautiful, but also has good hearing. Ok, then its Kirishima-sans turn to ask and Yuujis turn to answer. I understand. Wait, wait a moment! Why wasnt I told that she''s also joining us? I dont think its good to say this when weve come this far. Or maybe youre a guy who uses those kind of excuses to escape, Yuuji. Thats what Yuuji had said. If I were to repeat his lines, I didnt think he can do anything. OhI. Im fine with that! Ill answer it correctly no matter what the question is! Luckily, Yuujis easily manipulated in this situation; I dont have to waste so much effort. Thats more like it. Kirishima-san, you can start now. Ok, let me think Shouko was holding her jaw, as if thinking what she should ask. betrothed. Ta! (Yuuji turned around and tried to run.) Ka! (I grabbed his shoulder.) Yuuji, where do you think youre going? Yuuji tried to escape the scene once Kirishima-san asked the question. Trying to run away because you cant answer? Too naive, just too naive. Even so, its not that I couldnt understand Yuujis feelings. I did find it a little boring that he got the death penalty at the first question. Kirishima-san, I think its too cruel to just kill him, why dont you change your question? Okay then. Nodding silently, Kirishima-san accepted my advice. I guess shes still got a good heart. prizeits prize right?" This time Yuuji answered rather fluently. Shouko said Correct naively then proceeded to the next question. as as engagement ring. engagement ring. get. get. betrothed. Ta! (Yuuji turned around and tried to run again.) Ka! (I grabbed his shoulder again.) As I was saying, where do you think youre going, Yuuji? Akihisa, let me go! Please I beg you, let me go quickly! Oh, trying to run away just because you cant answer, thats just too sly. You bastard! After hearing those English words, you should know how scared I am by now. Let me think, if those English words form a sentence - get engagement ring as prize which I guess means, if Kirishima-san win this game, she hope Yuuji will buy her an engagement ring? Hahaha, Kirishima-san was just fooling around. We are still underaged, so how can we afford an engagement ring Ah. A jewelry shop catalogue fell from Kirishima-sans hand accidentally. Just joking. After muttering these words, Kirishima-san then picked up the catalogue from the floor embarrassedly. Hahaha, Yuuji. I feel worried because you keep whispering Im dying, really dying into my ear. I will never forget those blank eyes. Alright, Yuuji, hurry up and answer. betrothed ahbetray is betray, so does betrothed means betrayed? Kirishima-san, what is the correct answer? Its Yuuji. Does it mean a death row convict? It means fiance. I see, so betrothed meant a fianc. I guess Yuuji lost for saying the wrong answer. As promised, youll have to follow whatever Kirishima-san says. Yuujis expression is becoming gloomier. Its really rare to see such a blissful moment. Shouko, you just said thatits a joke, right? Yeah, the engagement ring was a joke. To even prepare the catalogue just for a joke, Kirishima-san is so mischievous. Just say it, what do you want me to do? I want Kirishima-san lowered her blushing head and spoke softly, Im too shy, I cant say this in front of others What? What do you really want me to do? A request too shameful to be said in front of others? Although it seems unlikely, I still feel that this is related to what Muttsurini likes best. You actually wanted me to say it in front of everyone, Yuuji? Youre so perverted. GO TO HELL, YUUJIIIII!!!! Why are you attacking me? I didnt even say anything! Shut up! Explain everything, including the kissing Kirishima-san who was asleep you mentioned this morning! Wait! I dont remember saying that this morning. Actually its Not just a kiss. That line released the first seal in my body. Ill let you have a tasteof the rampage I can unleash by combining my envy and hatred! Uh oh! I cant see Akihisas movements! After kissing, we even slept together. Second seal released. Ugh! How, how can it beIm actually losing to Akihisa in terms of strength It was so comfortable. Last seal released. And theres a clone of you - No, is it an afterimage!? You are not human anymore!! My heart that is so envious that I want to kill you can do the impossible! Consider yourself lucky! Since things have become like this, I guess I have to get serious too! The 3rd floor of the new school building was filled with a burnt smell caused by the friction of shoes soles at this point. Haa, haa, haaNearly lost my life there Did, didnt think that Ironmanwould, would actually appear at that kind of place Were back in Class F. Yuuji and I were having a life and death battle at the 3rd floor of the new school building. We never expected Ironman to appear suddenly, and we barely escaped from him before returning to our class. But, our, our objectivecan be consideredaccomplished Thats, thats rightthe, the other students shouldve seen itright Before the long chase with the muscular, evil looking Ironman, students from Class A to D came out to the corridor to see what all the ruckus was about. Just like this, Yuujis goal is accomplished. HooI think we wasted a lot of time, but we are still right on schedule. Is Muttsurini back? Ill take a look I looked around the classroom, and Muttsurini happened to return as his profile came in sight. Oh, so youre back. Hows the mission of the false reports? Everything is going according to plan. Not showing off deliberately, Muttsurini gave us a straight answer. How should I say though? He looks rather professional now. Just say what is needed to be done next. Good. Lets wait for Himeji to return, and then well take the next step. Himeji-san was nowhere in the class, so she must still be busy making that jelly. If I could help it, I really hope that Himeji-san will be merciful. As I was saying, Yuuji, you actually thought through so much just to make her cook. What do you actually want to do? You still want Himeji-san to cook in such a critical situation. I dont think it''s just to get back at me, is it? I think Yuuji probably got some trick up his sleeves. Himejis food will be our assassination weapon. If the person herself personally heard such an explanation, shed be really hurt. Assassination weapon? On who? That B class guy, of course. But, will Nemoto-kun eat what we give him? He will be suspicious of our movements. Due to Nemoto-kuns personality, it wouldnt work, even if its someone else other than us. I couldnt think of any way to make him eat it easily. No, our target isnt Nemoto. Even if we assassinate him, we cant stop Class Bs operation. I thought about the intel that Muttsurini brought. Nemoto-kun already gave the order for war by that time, so even if hes down now, it wouldnt stop anything. Our actual target is the messenger sent by Class B to Class D. I think Class B is trying to form an alliance with Class D. Alliance? Once the false reports Muttsurini spreads reaches their ears, Class B will commence their counter. At that time theyll really find Class D to start an alliance. If just sending a messenger can prevent a war from happening, I think theyd do it. I see. Class B will try to negotiate secretly with Class D just to evade an upcoming war. Eh? Wouldnt it be worse this way? If the Class B messenger were to start an alliance with Class D, wouldnt our false reports of Class D impending attack on Class B be found out? If they were to find out about the false reports that we spread, our plan to buy time will fail. The guys from class B have nearly finished replenishing their points. Wont we be waiting for our deaths? Thats why I need Class Bs messenger assassinated. If that messenger is down for the count, Class B will acknowledge the hostility of Class D towards them. If so, they cant form an alliance, and itll also increase the suspicion towards each other. How can this guy think of such treacherous ideas? From this day on, Ill be careful not to become his enemy. But, if you are to assassinate him, why not with a taser? I dont think you have to trouble Himeji-san to cook just to poison him. If we use a taser, his cries will be heard, and well be caught. Just cover his mouth then. Are you a moron? If we do it that way, wed be electrocuted too. But Even without using Himeji-sans food, there should be other methods to assassinate that messenger. Dont think too much. I chose Himejis food just to fulfill my personal interest. Just when Yuujis saying this line that totally inhumane and lacks empathy for my life Eh? Sakamoto-kun, you really like my food? Himeji-san accidentally overhears his words. Hi,hihiHimeji *screech**screech**screech*, Yuuji turned his head slowly and clumsily like a robot to look at Himeji-san. Thats good, to hear you say that, I feel really happy. But if Kirishima-san were to know about it, I think shed be angry. Himeji then smiled happily. Ha,haha,ha I silently put my hand on Yuujis shoulder to console him. Welcome to my world (thumbs up). You damn bastard, what''s with that hearty smile of yours that pisses me off?! Just like this, I have someone to accompany me. For this trip to hell, the more the merrier. I''ve also prepared Sakamoto-kuns share. Well eat together if you guys dont mind. Himeji gave us the jelly drink in packets while smiling. So, so uhthanks for the trouble, Ill keep it until Im hungry. Me, me too, thank you, Himeji-san. No problem, its no big deal. Himeji-san is just so innocent, which is why I cant bear to say hope youll cook something that tastes good. I wouldnt mind if it doesnt taste really good, I just hope that she wont make any more of those horrifying foods that make us stand on the line between life and death. If so, Akihisa, Muttsurini, lets go. Understood. Sure. We carried our weapons in our hands and headed to the new school building where Class A to D are. (Wow, he really comes.) (Seems that way. Guess I was right.) In order to stay unnoticed, we hid near the stairs to observe Class B. Soon after, we finally saw a guy came out from Class B. (Theres only one enemy. Did you predict that too?) (Ya, Class B is still busy replenishing their points, they dont have many messengers to send out. Considering the situation they are in, I guessed that theyd just send one guy to start the alliance.) Thats why we need to assassinate him. Thats right. If the enemy is a crowd, theyll be hard to assassinate. (Will the assassination be smooth?) (If we dispatch Muttsurini, this assassination will be absolutely successful. Just watch with your eyes.) I stared harder as I saw that Class B guy walked towards Class D. There werent many people, but there were still at least three or more students passing by him each moment. How do we complete this assassination stealthily without alerting the crowd? The messenger only needs to walk a short distance from Class B to Class D. In less than 30 seconds, hed be knocking on Class Ds main door, and I was starting to get nervous because of thisMuttsurini, arent you intending to make your move? The messenger is only 5 meters away from Class D. (Yuuji, are you sure there arent any problems?) As I asked Yuuji, the messenger didnt slow down. Theres still 3 meters. (Dont worry, just believe in Muttsurini.) Two more meters, and Muttsurini still hasnt done anything. (But, the distance is) But, just before the messenger was 1 meter away from the main door of Class D, something passed by my sight out of a sudden. Ke! (Huh?) A ke! sound came from the wall not far away from the messenger. Whats going on? I stared harder, and saw a utility knife was stuck into the wallNo; its not just a utility knife. Theres a photo stuck on the wall with the knife. Is this just a different version of an arrow with a message? What is that? Something seems to be stuck on it. Isnt it a photo? Everyone was focused on the photo and utility knife, and those students walking around the corridors gathered under the utility knife - Eventually, even the Class B messenger walked towards the crowd. (Sha! Sha!) Muttsurini silently approaches the messenger. Right now, the surrounding stares are all gathered at the utility knife and the photo. No ones noticing whats going on behind. (Ke!) Ugh! Ack! The messenger who was unaware of his impending death craned his neck to take a peek at the photo, and the next second, he was choked from behind by Muttsurini with both hands as his mouth was covered. His eyes immediately bulged, clearly stunned by this sudden turn of events. Then, Muttsurinis hand is holding the weapon - Theres no mistake, that is Himeji-sans jelly. *squeezes* Ugh!Ack! Ugh! Through the gaps between his fingers, Muttsurini squeezed out the jelly through the mouthpiece. The messenger was struggling, trying to stop Muttsurini. Just as everyone was looking at the photo stuck on the wall, they were oblivious of a fight between life and death that just took place behind them. Yuuji and I watched this scene while holding our breath as the fight between Muttsurini and the messenger was coming to an end. Glug, glug The lethal poison slowly entered the messengers throat, accompanied by cool sound effects. HaHaYouYou areMuttsurini (squeezes harder) Facing the vengeful glare of a dying person, Muttsurini emptied the contents of the packet into his mouth mercilessly. The messengers hand suddenly jerked - and he wasn''t even able to move in the next moment. Showing no mercy when facing an enemy, an assassin is a synonym of ruthlessness. (Assassination complete.) Muttsurini walked towards us while holding the guy''s limp body. (Awesome, your nimble wrist amazes me, Muttsurini.) (Theres no need to mention such a small thing.) Muttsurini remained unmoved as Yuuji praised him, and then threw the body into Class B with his nimble arms into a corner B class can see, but Class D cannot. (With this, Class B will immediately find this corpse.) (Very good. There is nothing left to be done, lets go back to class.) (Right, Im thinking about what to do next.) We pretended to know nothing of what just happened as we turned around and headed for our Class F. The girl in the photo who was wearing a sailor uniform looks rather cute. Agree. But, dont you think that she resembles a certain idiot from Class F? So what? I think it isnt too bad, being cute is enough. Whats going on? Im rather bothered by the conversation behind me! Volume 4, The Fifth Question Volume 4, The Fifth Question Please write down the correct pronunciation of the phrases below, and then make sentences with them. ɱ Himeji Mizukis answer: Pronunciation, SOUSAI. Sentence: Just use the profit earned from trades to offset those liabilities. Teachers comment: Correct. It means to offset liabilities, and this term is regularly used for debit and credit. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: Pronunciation, SOUSATSU. Sentence: Offset the enemys power by fighting fist to fist. Teachers comment: Unfortunately, youre wrong. Although it can also be pronounced SOUSATSU, the meaning would be killing each other. The correct pronunciation is SOUSAI, this time your answer offsets Shimadas sentence. Shimada Minamis answer: Pronunciation, AISATSU. Sentence: On a quiet and peaceful morning, my friends and I kill each other. Teachers comment: I dont think a morning such as this can be considered quiet and peaceful. After finishing the assassination, we continued to observe Class Bs every move. While the 6th period was still ongoing, Class B finally started to send a message as expected. Did we succeed in buying some time? As previously said, all of our Class Fs periods this afternoon are self-studying periods, and for now, we are gathering beside Yuujis seat in order to have a strategic discussion. Although we couldnt buy more time, I think its enough to last till tomorrow At least Class B wont even have a clue that we were the one behind this before that poisoned messenger regains consciousness However, we can only delay this for just one day, today. Tomorrow, once that messenger revives, hell spit everything out, and then Class B will find Class D to sort things out. Then, a large enemy that cant be dealt with through assassination will attack. Our deadline is today. No, strictly speaking, it should be until tomorrow morning. Once tomorrow morning arrives, if Class D declares war against us, then our plans can be considered successful. In this circumstance, theres only one problem left to be solved. Hideyoshi, hows your negotiation going with Class D? Un, Ive already asked Shimizu out. Shell be waiting for us in an empty classroom of the old school building after school. The stage was set properly, and what was left was just to provoke Class D. Yuuji, have you thought on how to force Class D to declare war on us? Of course, I have an ace up my sleeve. Yuujis line felt very reliable. Provoking and insulting is this guys specialty after all! We should have no problem if we leave this huge assignment to him. But, Akihisa, you will have to keep your mouth shut. If you and Shimada arent together, we wont be able to provoke Shimizu, so I''ll have to let you guys follow. If you are to speak anything random, there may be irreversible consequences, so you really have to keep your mouth shut. I know, well just leave this matter to you to sort it out, Yuuji. All I needed to do is follow them to the scene, and say a few words. In such a situation, we cant allow any failures, and I do feel relaxed for the fact that I only need to say a few words when acting. Theres something that Im concerned about. Muttsurini, who was standing beside me and fiddling with some kind of machinery, suddenly spoke up. Huh? Is there any problem, Muttsurini? I think Nemoto leaked some intel to Class A. Speaking of Nemoto-kun, hes the class representative of Class B. As of the current circumstances, Class A shouldn''t have anything to do with this, which makes this issue rather concerning. Thats too suspicious. They should be focusing on Class D, so why are they trying to involve Class A? Even if they involve all the other classes, the situation will worsen, and Class B wouldn''t have any benefit either." Muttsurinis intel seemed to make Yuuji ponder for a while. --Pa! Suddenly a loud noise was heard, as the class door was opened forcefully. Yuuji! The person who appeared at the door was none other than Kirishima-san, the class representative of Class A. However, why is this normally cool and collected Kirishima-san showing such a panicked look? Did something happen? Shouko? Why are you panicking? It has nothing to do with me. It actually concerns you, Yuuji. Why are you still here in school?! Is it wrong to be in school? School still hasn''t ended yet. Or rather, it should be weird if hes not in school now, isnt it? Huh? What are you trying to say? Your mom fainted. Why arent you rushing back home to her! Kirishima-san spoke angrily. Yuujis mother fainted? I didnt know anything about it. Ah? You meant my mom? She doesnt even have a cold; shes as healthy as an ox! Yuuji also didn''t look like he knew about this either. Of course, if he had known about it, he would have rushed home to his mother by the 1st period. Just get back home as soon as possible. Kirishima-san gripped Yuujis hand anxiously and pulled him away with force. She looked as if she was really worried about Yuujis mother. Hey, Shouko! Just wait for a while! I still have a very important plan This is not the time to say such things! Kirishima-san''s growl, which I have never heard of before, caused my spine to immediately stiffen. I''m not the only one stunned as the other classmates from F class were speechless as they stare at her tugging at Yuuji. Shouko, I told you to wait! This is just plain weird! How can you know about it before me Dont talk anymore! Shouko, just calm down Yuujis efforts to resist were in vain, as he was pulled out of the classroom by Kirishima-san in a short while. This sudden turn of event stunned all of us for a short while. About that, I find it rather suspicious. Muttsurini muttered something to me, breaking the silence. Uh? Is there anything wrong? Normally, if something were to happen to Yuujis mother, hed the first to know about it. Ah, thats right. If an accident happened to his family members, Yuuji should be the first one to know about it. Even if Kirishima-san is Yuujis fiance, she cant possibly know about it earlier than Yuuji. Id thinkmaybe they couldnt contact Yuuji? No, I dont think so, Yuujis in school all the time. Once they know that Yuujis in school, the teachers will broadcast it via the school speakers. But, we didnt hear any broadcast calling for Yuuji. Also, saying that Yuujis mother faintedNo matter how we look at it, it seems wrong. Yuuji never mentioned that his mother was sick. It would be more logical if it was a car accident, but fainting at home sounds more like a lie. Maybeit has something to do with the news that Nemoto-kun spread out. Should be. Its his fake report stating that Yuujis mother fainted. How dare he! Hideyoshi slapped the desk in front of him. Weve been had. Nemoto-kun thought of using Kirishima-san to take out the troublesome Yuuji! This is bad! Yuuji is important in the plan to provoke Shimizu-san And now, Yuuji the strategist has been taken away. In this situation, well have to face the negotiation without any plan. Muttsurini, did that Yuuji told you anything? (shakes head) Muttsurini shook his head, and I didnt hear anything from him too. From Hideyoshis expression, it seemed that he didn''t know anything either. Since I, who hangs out with Yuuji the most, dont know anything, its even unlikely for the rest to hear anything from Yuuji. I think, Yuuji must have been afraid of being eavesdropped. That means Yuuji didnt mention his plan to anyone. If so, we wont need to expect Yuuji writing any slip of paper thats related to the strategy. (nods) If I had known earlier, I shouldve used that opportunity just now to ask Yuuji about his plan. Akihisa, why dont you contact Yuuji with your cell phone? (nods harder) The duo without phones looked at me hopefully, but - I dont think thatll do. My phone has been taken for maintenance. You mean that you took your phone for maintenance? If so, we have to find someone with Yuujis phone number and borrow his phone. No. Its true that my phone has been taken for maintenance, but that is the same for Yuuji''s. Im starting to regret things now. I shouldnt have thrown Yuujis phone into the cup of tea. I didnt expect things to be like this! Looking at Kirishima-sans furious expression, I dont think we can get any response even if we try to contact her I agree. If shed be bothered to even answer the phone, Yuuji wouldve had the chance to explain things to her before then. I calculated the time it takes to go to Yuujis house and come back. No matter how I calculated, the negotiation with Shimizu-san wouldve started already before he got back. And, if Yuujis mother wasnt home, itd take longer for him to get back here. It wont be long until the negotiations begin, so I dont think hell be able to attend it. Hideyoshi, can you postpone the negotiation? I cant. Itll be fine if its tomorrow after school, but we cant let Shimizu wait for a few hours after school today. I see If we postpone it to tomorrow, we wont make it in time. By that time, Class B wouldve declared a Summoner Test War already and finished all of us off with ease. Even so, making Shimizu-san wait until Yuuji comes back will be a huge problem. Its after school, and were asking her to wait for a few hours - Shimizu-san wont have any reason to agree with this unreasonable demand. Damn it! Nemoto-kun, you are ruthless Ya, wed only want to buy some time by making Class B suspicious of Class D, but now things have taken a bad turn. It has become troublesome. Is Nemoto-kun trying to buy some time too? Or maybe hes got a plan that has something to do with the battle against Class D, and tried to get Yuuji out so we can be taken out with ease? I cant read his thoughts, but no matter how Nemoto-kun thinks, he weakened us a lot by doing this. Hideyoshi, Muttsurini, do you guys have any good plan? Likeone that can provoke Shimizu-san? Thats not easyIts easy normally, but our numerous movements today have aroused Shimizus suspicion. Under this condition, to be able to provoke her and make her freak outonly Yuuji is able to do such a thing. I have no plan either. Were screwed. So am I, since I cant think of any good plan. How should we do this Ive racked up my brain, but couldnt even get a small bit of idea. Damn it, we really are finished this time! Its time. Eh? I looked at the wall clock, and the clock''s hands were pointing at the time the 6th period ends. The negotiation with Shimizu-san starts now. How? Muttsurini asked. But Is there any other way? Since Yuuji isnt here, well have to bite the bullet and go anyway. Even if we have faith in that absent bastard, it wont change anything. Were going there without a plan, and even if we dont have confidence that we can successfully provoke her, we can only charge in. I agree. At this moment, we have no way back. There''s not even five minutes left; we have to get ready soon. Anyway, only the three of us and Minami are going, right?" No, Muttsurini should be positioned somewhere, unnoticed. The reason I told Shimizu was wed like to apologize about the stealing issue, so their class rep Hiraga and the girls'' representative should be there to accompany her. Thats why I think we should send the same number of people as them. I see. If we are to discuss about the stealing incident, Hiraga-kun, the class rep of Class D, and Shimizu-san, who is at least looking angry, will attend. If the provocation goes smoothly, maybe shell declare war on us there and then. I know. Well just forget about the apology that we were going to give, then try our best to provoke them. Thats right, our target is not only Class Ds rep Hiraga. We must try to put in more effort to provoke Shimizu. All the decision-making in Class D right now can be considered to be in Shimizus hands. The guys dont even have the right to speak. From Muttsurinis scouting, we noticed that the boys of Class D are always ignored, and the girls of Class D follow Shimizu-sans lead. Thus, the key to this battle is Shimizu-san. Good, we must piss Shimizu-san off! I understand. (nods) And so, the negotiation that is crucial to our class fate is getting closer by the second without Yuujis presence. After school, once we stepped into the class where we agreed to meet, we noticed that Class Ds rep Hiraga-kun and Shimizu-san were already sitting on the chairs, waiting for us. Sorry for letting you guys wait. We pretend not to be sincerely apologizing, and simply let it pass with a sorry. We asked them out to apologize, but our actual aim is to provoke them. If we fail to provoke them, then asking them out is just a waste of time. With these objective, we intended to show them more of our rude attitudes, but - Onee-sama! Miharu really misses you! Miharu, wait! Its stuffy, stop hugging me! But, our target ignored out presence completely as she tackled Minami straight on. It seems that other than Minami, everyone else is nothing in her eyes. Onee-sama, you''ve agreed to be alone with Miharu in an empty classroomOnee-sama treats Miharu Where, where are you touching?! And arent you looking at the people around you? Ahahonee-samas breasts are just too goodThats right, just like a calm sea Although Shimizu-san described it in a poetic way, but its still the same, its still means like a horizontal washing board. Onee-samaMiharu really loves onee-sama from the bottom of her heart Dont, dont be like this! Im not interested in that! Theres three hundred and sixty days in a year, and theres not a day that Miharu isnt thinking of onee-sama I think she forgot to add in New Years Day and Obon. Just let go of me! Minami used all her strength to get Shimizu-san, who was hugging her tightly, off her. Why does it seem that the enemy just scored the first point? Can we really piss Shimizu-san off like this? Shimizu, I really think that you should stop. Shimada is Akihisas lover, you must not simply touch Akihisas girlfriend. Hideyoshi threw the first blow. If she doesnt really care about our apology, itll be best if we mention this. Once Hideyoshi finished speaking, Shimizu-san changed her facial expression as if finally noticed that Minamis not the only one here. Are you joking? Just by looking at onee-samas attitude, I know that she has no relationship with that swine. From her words, it seems she knows everything about this. After all, they just need to gather some intel, and then theyll find out that Minami and me in a relationship is fake. Thats Minami didnt react to Miharus reply. Shes still angry with me, and wants to deny the fact that Im her boyfriend, but for Class F, she has to play along. Will she deny it or just play along? I think Minami must be busy thinking about which choice to make. As I was saying, that swine doesnt suit onee-sama in any way. Shimizu pointed at me when she was saying that. --Doesnt suit her? You are right, I know my homework sucks, and I dont participate in any co-curriculum activities, but Homework? Co-curriculum activities? I dont think you understand! What Miharu meant wasnt that, its something more basic. Interrupting my sentence, Shimizu-san stared at me condescendingly and said: Miharu has always observed both of you, and noticed that this swines attitude really sucks. My attitude really sucks? Uuthere are too many possible reason I can think of. The way you treat Himeji-san and onee-sama is too different. As Shimizu-san was saying this, Minami jerked a little. You treat Himeji-san like as if you are treating a princess, but what is your attitude towards onee-sama? Not only you dont care about her, but you dont even give her the basic respect you should give to someone of opposite gender. Minami bit her lips. She looks like she is going to cry, giving a pitiful and helpless vibe. Ill make it clearer, that swine doesnt notice onee-samas charm, doesnt care about onee-sama, just treats her as if shes just another of his male friends, and is a really huge idiot. Compared with homework and looks, your basic attitude is a bigger problem, and yet, you still dare to say that you suit onee-sama. Besides As if shes about to deal me the finishing blow, Shimizu-san smirked, and then says each word slowly. Even if its just an act, when onee-sama said I like you, you dumped her, and then went to chase Himeji-san. A normal person wouldnt have done this. You actually see onee-sama as a guy, right? Uu! I dont know whether Minami finished hearing what Shimizu-san said as she had already lowered her head and rushed out of the classroom. Minami? She looks rather weird. I should chase her down quickly! So what if you chased her? Youll treat her as a guy, and say something vicious to her? You still want to hurt onee-sama? Miharus scolding stopped me on my track. Akihisa, leave Shimada to me. Even if you go and chase her now, it wont do any good. Hideyoshi tapped my shoulder, and then left the classroom to chase after Minami. Suddenly there were so few people left, and what''s left was an atmosphere hard to describe around the classroom. I dont know what''s happening, but may I take my leave? I dont think nows a time for apology. Hiraga-kun, the class rep of Class D who was waiting silently, stood up awkwardly, and then makes his way out of the classroom. Maybe he couldnt stand this atmosphere. Finally, theres only Shimizu-san and me left. Miharu doesnt know how this conversation benefits you all, but Miharu doesnt think of you as a love rival anymore. To be jealous of someone who cant understand onee-samas charm, and a swine that treats her like a guy, it''s just wasting Miharus timeAfter all, Miharu is the only one who understands onee-samas charm, and thats enough. Shimizu-san finished and got up from her chair. It seems that this negotiation is a failure. I guess Class D wont be declaring war on us anytime soon. But, I dont care whether they declare war on us or not, the Summoner Test War doesnt matter now. Theres something thats more important than the Summoning War, something that I cant back off on. I must make this clear. Shimizu-san, please wait. For what? Do you still have anything to say to Miharu? Volume 4, The Sixth Question Volume 4, The Sixth Question Please imagine the scene below before answering. You are walking alone in a forest, and you realize that you are lost. You continue walking through the pitch-black forest, and you come upon a small hut beside a lake. You feel relieved as you enter the hut, and you notice that there is a chair, a bed and a portrait. What characteristics can you see from the person in the portrait? Please list three characteristics that you think of. Himeji Mizukis answer: 1.A cheerful expression 2.Tender eyes 3.A happy-go-lucky attitude Teachers comment: This psychology test can show the characteristics of the person you like. The dark forest represents an uneasy mind, and after noticing the hut, the portrait represents partner that provides mental support. Looks like you like a person who is tender, cheerful and can make you smile, Himeji-san. Shimizu Miharus answer: 1.Sharp eyes 2.A manly chest 3.Ponytail Teachers comment: The last characteristic seems wrong. Shimada Minamis answer: 1.Broken fingers 2.Knee bent in the wrong way 3.Dislocated wrist Teachers comment: All of the above are very wrong. We, Class D, declare war on Class F now! As the self-study session of the following day ends, the guys from Class D came to our class and declared war. Eh? What''s wrong? Hideyoshi, who was standing near me, muttered in surprise. After what happened yesterday, it''s understandable for him to be surprised. What? Didn''t I hear you guys say that the plan to provoke Shimizu failed? Yuuji was also puzzled. I supposed that its different from what Hideyoshi told him on the phone, so they couldnt comprehend what was happening in front of them. By the way, Yuuji called me too, but it seemed that he couldn''t get me. I thought I''d need to pay for the phone service soon Muttsurini, do you know what are the circumstances now? Ive no idea what happened yesterday, but Shimizu has been very agitated since this morning. Shimizu? If so, did our provocation succeed? No, it isnt possible for this to happenAkihisa, when Shimada ran away yesterday, did you say anything to Shimizu? No, nothing at all. I didnt say anything special. In contrast, the Summoner Test War is more important! Although our opponent isnt Class B, Class D is not an easy target based on our current condition, so we should prepare quickly! I dodged Hideyoshis questioning stare. Under this condition, Hideyoshis acting talent is hard to handle. That''s right. Lets put aside the truth for the time being, since the most important issue now is the imminent Summoner Test War. Weve put in our effort for so long, so if we lose to Class D now, all our efforts will be in vain. Regardless of the process, we managed to get Class D declare war upon us. But things aren''t over yet. We have to fight Class D head-on with our meagre marks after this. Yuuji will say that the truth doesnt matter now, and I think hes got his priorities right inside his mind. Yuuji''s right, the number of Class F students that''s able to fight is too low, to gain victory with this weak force is not easy, its obvious that we dont have the extra time to clear things up. Lets focus on defense. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini were clear on the current priorities, and they started planning that instant, getting into the stage of preparation. Okay, I must work hard on the Summoner Test Exams! By the way, Yuuji, have you thought of any strategies yet? Of course I do, but before that, I need to confirm the strength of my team. Other than Himeji and Shimada, I need to find out how many people we have that are able to fight. Once he finished speaking, Yuuji stood up and went up the podium. Comrades, pay attention! Just like those guys said, our Class Fs Summoner Test War against Class D will commence soon! First things first, I need to know how strong we are! Please write down your own marks on a piece of paper and pass it to me! The whole class, which was agitated by Class Ds declaration of war, suddenly calmed down, and they - proceeded to write down their current marks. The recent peeping incident depleted much of our marks, but none were left with zero marks. Students would be chosen for remedial tests based on the amount of their marks. By the way, I notice that I didnt lose any mark at all. Eh? Is that so? Yeah. Thinking back, I dont remember seeing Hideyoshi participating in that battle. Really? If so, there will be three people who can fully take part in the war, Himeji, Shimada and Hideyoshi, right? Right. If they were to choose Integrated Subject, then well fight first. While speaking, Hideyoshi took out a piece of paper and wrote his marks on it. Oh, I guess I need to write down my marks quickly and hand it in to Yuuji. Here, Yuuji. Got it. After passing up the piece of paper with my marks to Yuuji, I returned to my seat. Once all the students handed in their papers, Yuuji flipped the pages and called out names. The ten students with the lowest marks will take the remedial tests now. Theyll stay in the classroom, and there will be seven students who will be taking Mathematics tests and the other three will be taking World History, Chemistry and Health Education tests respectively. The battle formation will be decided once the marks are confirmed. While holding the papers under his arm, Yuuji returned to his seat. Looking at Yuuji who was stacking the papers on his desk and thinking of how to balance the teams force, I couldnt stop myself and spoke to him. Eh, Yuuji What do you want? Do the students picked for remedial tests have to be this precise? We should replenish our marks as fast as possible, so shouldnt we all be taking the easiest remedial test at the same time? Lets not talk about Chemistry and Health Education, although World History is easy to earn marks, the teacher who marks the papers is infamous for his slow marking speed, as for us now, it should be the most unsuitable subject. Its because the main objective of this battle is to buy some time. Rather than using those strategies, we should consider using psychological warfare, and think of some plan to elongate the battle. Oh, I get your idea. We need to confuse the enemy, and if the Mathematics teacher was the only one to enter our class for point replenishment, what would the enemy think? Its the same as telling everyone straightaway that we havent prepared our forces. That''s rightBut, about us not replenishing our marks, doesnt everyone know about it already? Even if we did this, I doubt that theyll be alerted. I understood Yuujis point, but I doubt that this alone was enough to arouse the enemys suspicion, and getting control. Making them suspicious will be the key to this battle, just wait and see. Yuuji read through the papers with our marks while marking the battle positions on his notebook. Looks like this guy had already thought of the next battle plan. I peeked at his notebook from beside, and found out that I wasn''t in the group of point replenishing, but in the defensive group positioned at the corridor instead. Eh? I dont need to replenish my marks? A lot of my marks were used up on that peeping incident; I thought that I would have to stay inside the classroom to take the tests. You''ve still got a few marks left that can be used, let those who lost all their marks replenish first. I see. I had only battled with Ironman that time, and won in the end, so I didnt lose all my marks. Compared with those whose marks were reduced to zero, Im still a capable fighter. Also, you are talented in a special way. Saying that Im special, actually Im not that As my marks arent that high from the beginning, what my summoned beast relies on to win during a battle isnt on brute strength,but skill. Rather than letting me replenish my marks, itd be better if Im on the battlefield, and gain reinforcements at the same time by letting others students replenish their marks - was that what Yuuji''s thinking? Id never thought that Yuuji held me in such a high regard, it made me feel rather embarrassed, Your role is very important in this battle. Although itll be very difficult, youll have to hold on. I understand. If that''s the case, Ill have to put in my best effort. The way Yuuji said it put a lot of pressure on me, but it feels good to have anothers faith in me. It''s 8.50am now, and the imminent war was scheduled to begin at nine, there were still 10 minutes left. With moderate tension, I was already geared up waiting for the Summoner Test War to begin. Everyone, listen up! Dont underestimate our enemy just because we beat them once! We are at a disadvantage, and our enemy is a class two levels higher than ours,. The tables might be turned on us if we''re overconfident! Yuuji stood on the podium and gave his last instruction before we attacked. Therefore, even if we gain the upper hand, we must never rush recklessly! All of you must defend your positions with all you''ve got. If we rush recklessly, in a very short time our defense will be - broken. After all, we found out that our points, excluding Himeji-sans, Minamis and Hideyoshis, when added up, wouldnt exceed ten thousand. But if we counted that of the girls of Class D, who had already finished replenishing their points to around 1500 points each; the total points of Class Ds girls were near forty thousand. And thats not counting the boys of their class. The gap between both classes was huge; we cannot hope to fight them head-on. The enemy is advancing with their advantageous main force of girls who excel at their Combined Subject, so well contend with them with Shimada and Hideyoshi leading the force! After reaching the limit, only then is retreating back to the classroom an option! Thats it! I hope that everyone will put in their best effort and fight to win! Once Yuujis speech finished, the clock on the wall pointed at the exact time of the beginning of the war with a tick. Nine oclock in the morning, the war was commenced. Look at our Our sides main objective was to secure the corridors and the stairs, and once the war began, the vanguard rushed onto the battlefield. Our opponent hoped to finish us before we put our plans into action, so theyd probably use flash raid tactics. To put it another way, this was a battle of speed. As I was getting ready to leave the classroom, I noticed Minami walking to the door from the corner of my eyes. Its been a day, is she still pissed off with me? Fine, Ill just try to talk to her. Good morning, Minami. No reply. Class D declared war on us, thats very good. She wouldnt even look at me. Well just have to win this battle, then all will be fine. She treated me as if I was just plain air. Damn it, I wont just admit defeat! I cant give up; I must try harder to find topics to chat with her! It must be that I was like talking to myself just now; Ill try to start a conversation with her with a question. Id say, doesnt this remind you of the last Summoner Test War? Yes, I was abandoned and left alone by you the last time too. Digging your own grave: idiom, a metaphor, meaning causing one selfs downfall. Minami, are youstill angry at me? I asked her nervously. So far, Ive angered her many times, but she would get over it in a day. She had never been angry for more than a day, this was the first time. This time, Minami lowered her head and finally answered my question. What do you mean by that? Eh? What do you mean? Damn, I thought I just said something that I shouldnt. You mustve thought that Im like a guy, so Ill just forget about it in a day right? You big idiot! Oh Didnt I tell you not to talk with me? Stay away from me! Dont care about me anymore! When she finished speaking, Minami took a step away from me instantly, and ran out the classroom. Im such a big failureI really didnt mean that at all, but it somehow made Minami ticked off Then, I sighed, and followed suit to leave the classroom. Never mind that, I must get to the corridor as soon as possible. I ran along the corridor with light steps, running towards the corridor that connected the old and new school building. Class F, repent! Takahashi-sensei, Tamano Miki of Class D requests permission for summoning! Id just reached the long corridor when I heard the girls voices; I thought they brought Takahashi-sensei with them. Just as Yuuji predicted, Class D had planned to use Combined Subject against us all along. Since our opponent has already engaged us in battle, if we dont summon our beast, itll mean that we deserted the battle, and itll also be counted as being KO-ed in a battle. No matter how we are at a disadvantage, we still have to fight them. Come if you dare! Let me see how powerful Class F is! Fukumura, are you okay? Leave it to me! Ill let her know what suffering is! Summon! The Class D girl and Class F boy summoned at the same time, as a familiar magical seal started to appear in front of them. Appearing in the middle of the magical seal, was a beast that shares the same look with the summoner. Class D Tamano Miki VS Class F Fukumura Kohei Combined Subjects 1543 points VS 118 points Damn it! I cant take it anymore! Fukumura? Didnt you just summon a few seconds ago? The difference between their power is 1300%, this is worse than expected. Take this! The summoned beast of Class Ds Tamano Miki brought down the huge blade in its hand. OhIf so At the same time, Fukumura-sans summoned beast decided to discard its weapon, then took a different stance. Is he trying to fight the enemy bare-handed? That''s just plain suicide! You, what are you You mustnt underestimate Class F! Ignoring Tamano-sans bewilderment, his eyes focused on the enemys sword edge, Fukumura-sans summoned beast suddenly raised its hands. Ah, that''s - As the spectators watched in suspense, both hands of Fukumura-sans summoned beast made a loud clapping sound. Heh,heheheheCatching a blade with bare hands, succeed Fukumura-san declared proudly. Its true; this is a deadly bare-handed move to use against the opponent - catching a blade with bare hands. Unfortunately, his summoned beasts head is already split in half. Didnt you just screw up? Id, idiot! Thats, thats not true! This is exactly what I expected! Fukumura-san then declared loudly: This move is called - Using both sides of the brain to catch the blade bare-handed. Fukumura Kohei, KO-ed! Fukumura-sans quibble was just plain nonsense anyway as he was declared killed. Although we knew this all along, the differences between our strength still frightened us. You actually made Fukumura-sanThis time Ill fight instead! Summon! I glanced at Fukumura-sans desolate figure being dragged into the remedial classroom from the corner of my eye, while the battle raged on. Looking around the scene of the battle in front of my eyes, I noticed something. Eh? Their number seems very low Its very suspicious that Class Ds main force consisted of just nine girls. If we were to beat Class D, we needed to get past this corridor, but their force seemed so weak, somethings wrong no matter how you saw it. If Class D want to win this war by rushing, they should be putting more force into it. Himeji-san isnt here as expected She isnt at the stairs too. Seems like their aim is to buy some time, it cant go wrong When I heard the Class Ds girls say that, I noticed two of them left the group of nine. Fewer opponents is better for us, but what was really happening? There are few enemies around! Surround them, and dont let them move an inch! Hideyoshi commanded loudly. We had twenty students on our side, three-fold that the opponent had. Although our points were inferior to theirs when compared one-on-one, we could equalize our strength with theirs, theres still a battle waiting for us. Hideyoshi and Minami were leading our small force, the other students were - taking up supporting positions. Shimizu got a report for us. She said: Ive received suspicious reports, just put up your guard. Before trying to find out our opponents plan, continue to battle with a team of six! Understood. A boy from Class D came to deliver the message, and another girl left the frontline shortly. The condition seemed to be more and more favorable, but I still had no idea what was actually happening. Oh, never mind. Just follow Yuujis instruction - Summon! I followed those around me and summoned by beast. The instruction that Yuuji gave me was: Summon your beast, fight for a while, then pretend like everythings in the bag and leave the frontline instantly. Let them think that you dont have any points left. I had no idea what Yuuji was actually planning, but this must be a part of his main plan, Ill just follow his instructions obediently. Class D Tamano Miki VS Class F Akihisa Yoshii Combined Subjects 1019 points VS 311 points I locked on to Tamano-san whose points is slightly depleted, controlling my summoned beast to advance and meet hers in battle. A- Aki-cha - No, Yoshii-kun! You, you actually At that instant, I thought Minami called my name out affectionately, but this was not the time to think about it, I must finish this battle. I dodged the opponents slash with a sidestep, at the same time rushing at the opponent. Good, like this, itll be my turn to attack - So obedient eh! But, I didnt attack, and tapped the opponents head softly. Yuuji said to act as if it is in the bag, like this? Eh? Tamano-san who was expecting me to attack and had taken a defensive stance, stood there dumbfounded. Good, I think my actions fulfilled the instructions. Good, Hideyoshi. It seems that there wont be any problem here, Ill return first. OK, I understand. I passed my authority to Hideyoshi, and then left the scene of the battle. Passing the task onto someone else like this isnt considered deserting the war. But, anywaythe battle this time has too many parts that I dont understand. I thought about it while running back to Class F. Yuuji said that his aim is to buy some time, but the aim changed to adjusting my sides force, letting Class D feel threatened, and finally making them form a truce with us. I understand this part, what I dont understand is what just happened? Why did our opponent just send out a small team? What is the suspicious report that Class D mentioned? And what was the aim of my actions just now? OhNo idea, I couldnt understand anything, I''ll just clear things up with Yuuji. Once I left the chaos, and stepped into Class F - Ah, Akihisa-kun, youre back. Yeah, Im back. Himeji-san hurried to my front. The look of her rushing towards me made me really happyBut is a powerful fighter such as Himeji-san staying back at class a good idea? Himeji-san, did Yuuji give you any instructions? He didAbout this; Im not very clear about it, Sakamoto-kun only told me: you must not leave Class F no matter what. Eh? He only said that? Yes, only that. Oh hmmIm getting more confused, what is Yuuji really thinking? Akihisa, you are back. As I was discussing with Himeji-san about that matter, Yuuji walked towards us. How is the plan going? Oh uh, hmm, I did as you toldBut isnt it about time you made clear your real intentions? Other than the ten students staying in the classroom for remedial tests, there are five hand-picked students to hold the last line. Other than that, there are a few students who are preparing their force. About thatSakamoto-kun, Id like you to explain to us too. Himeji, you have any questions? I can really stay here and do nothing? Himeji-san slightly inclined her head and let out a confused expression. Himeji-san can be considered our Class Fs main force, and also her points are fully replenished long ago, hence, she should be the most needed fighter at the corridor and the stairs. Thats right, Yuuji. Why did you decide to position Himeji-san in the classroom? If we let Himeji-san join the fight, wouldnt this war become easier for all of us? When I said that, Yuuji let out a I knew youd say that attitude, then said: Yes, the enemy will also think this way. Oh, the way you say it, seems like you are hiding something. Yuuji just wouldnt answer nicely what others asked, he is really an annoying bastard. Our enemy will think this way: Class F put a lot of their force at the corridor and the stairs, but why isnt Himeji anywhere? Dont they want to secure the corridor and the stairs? I think, thats the way theyll feel. But, arent we aiming to hold the corridor and stairs? Even if I want to, but is it really worth it to focus all of our force there? Our main objective isnt to suppress, but to buy some time. Oh, so thats why you decided to increase our force until it match our enemys To match our force with theirs, strengthening ourself isnt the only way, letting them use their smallest force is also a way. Hearing Yuujis explanation, a scene that happened not long ago suddenly flashed through my thoughts. Like he said, when those Class D guys noticed that Himeji-san wasnt anywhere nearby, a few of them retreated To put it another way, they feel threatened by Himeji-sans absence, so theyll put more of their force to guard their class representative right? That''s so. I see, so its this way. True, by just weakening our opponent''s force, our casualties will be at a minimum. If we can retain Himeji-sans strength, itll benefit once our force breaks through the corridor and the stairs, itll also let Himeji-san whose body is frail rest more. This is a good idea. Class Ds representative Hiraga was beaten by Himeji once, so they are very worried. I see, so this is your plan all along. If its in a normal situation, luring them wouldnt be this easy, but these circumstances benefit our battle plan by a lot. Just like what Yuuji said, we made our enemy suffer once, and their class representative is a guy, this also benefits us. If we want to win this battle, then we should not strike upfront, we must rely on a plan that would go unnoticed easily to defeat them. Under this condition, because Class Ds representative got most of his points depleted during the last peeping incident, and during this critical time they couldnt find our Class Fs main force - Himeji-sans figure anywhere. Like this, nine out of ten would think that Himeji-san was waiting for a chance to launch a sneak attack, taking down class representative Hiraga, so theyll have to replenish their points, and then cut a portion of their main force to be their class representative''s personal bodyguards. So thats why those girls rushed back But this alone isnt enough. In order not to let our enemies turn the tables on us, I had to use another wicked plot. Another wicked plot? Its controlling their intelligence. Just because of this, I didnt let Muttsurini replenish his points. The Health Education teacher Oshima-sensei was busy in the classroom giving a few students tests, but Muttsurini wasnt included. I was guessing why that Muttsurini who by replenishing just his Health Educations points could replenish his total points wasnt taking tests in the classroom, he couldnt have been sent out for a mission, could he? Muttsurini is currently spreading that Class F really wished for the battle with Class D to Class D. If they didnt have any informant all along, theyd find it strange if they received this report suddenly, but their class has Shimizu. For Muttsurini, using a bug to spread this information couldnt be any easier." I just remembered, while battling at the corridor, a guy from Class D came to deliver an order. Oh right, the students from Class D did mention about receiving a suspicious report or something like that. The Class D guy said that it was a message from Shimizu-san, if so, Muttsurini must be pretty successful in using the bug to spread information. Counting in that negotiation with unclear intentions yesterday, Class Ds Shimizu and representative must be suspicious with many things, this time theyll easily fall for our next trick. I see. Just by spreading this message, itll make Class D more cautious towards us. They wont hope to fight a hopeless Summoning War, Class F mustve got something up their sleeves. - You want them to think this way right? Hmm, like this, theyd be more and more careful of us who had nearly no chance of winning, and wouldnt be taking any rash actions. Ah! Right! Yuuji and me hanging out at Class Ds corridor last time, it really was for Hmm, most of them are correct. That time I only wanted them to think that Class F is not replenishing their points, but now things have changed. In their eyes, theyd probably feel: Sakamoto and Yoshii who obviously have classes at a different building hanging out here is really suspicious, are they pretending that way to let us take the initiative and declare war upon them? This way I planted the seed of suspicion. A coincidence happening more than twice wont be regarded as a coincidence; this is the way human thinks. I think they arent harboring any intentions - so its normal for them to think this way. This guy YuujiI didnt expect him to have already thought this far by that time. Just by connecting the dots, this guys thinking speed would speed up, thats really scary. Is this what they meant by a prodigys reincarnation? It looked like hed already considered everything carefully They must be starting to regret declaring war on us, since winning this war wont benefit them much, and losing will cause them to face the risk of having their classroom downgraded into the worst possible one. So if they are given an opportunity, theyll surely agree to form a truce with us. If they are given an opportunityThat means, well still have to deal them a telling blow right? Even if we are done regulating our forces, there''s no good opportunity, so it would be hard to propose a truceI guessed that Yuuji thought this way. Its not wrong, if theres no good opportunity, its highly impossible for both sides to want to form a truce. Right, the last blow will be by taking out their head. Their headyou mean the Class Ds representative Hiraga-san? But, if we can deal with their head, what do we need a truce for? We cant do anything to Hiraga. Class D is already alerted to us, Hiraga surely wont come personally. And in this battle, their head isnt just Hiraga alone. After hearing Yuujis explanation, Himeji-san clapped her hands once suddenly. I know, youre talking about Shimizu-san right? Correct. If we finish off Shimizu, the main force of Class D wont dare to take any action. If we want to form a truce with them, making an example out of Shimizu will create a good opportunity. Thinking back, the one who was actually calling the shots and commanding the army wasnt Hiragi-san, but Shimizu-san. So if we could take Shimizu-san out, itd be easier for us to form a truce with Class D. Thats just it, so Akihisa, its you wholl be going to the empty classroom beside this one alone, and face Shimizu in a solo battle. Eh? I need to go? If we want to beat Shimizu-san, there should be another candidate more powerful and suitable. I didnt replenish my points because I needed to be ready to give orders at any time. Muttsurini also shared the same fate with me. Moreover, we cant let others find out Himejis whereabouts, and if something unexpected happens, shell need to join the defensive army. So, this mission can only be completed by you. Minami and Hideyoshi are currently on the frontlines, the other students have their own duties respectively. And also, Im more skilled in handling my summoned beast than anybody, so that makes me the best candidate. And dont forget, youll be the best to provoke Shimizu. I heard the whole story from Hideyoshi, but after that, didnt you successfully provoke her? OhThat, that''sHow should I put itI, Im not clear about it myself Lets not talk about how the provocation went, but Im the person that Shimizu-san wants to get rid of the most. Ah, so this is how the choice is made. Himeji-san who was listening to our conversation silently pointed to the stack of paper on Yuujis desk, as if she just understood something. She meant that only one person is deployed into the empty classroom, and that''s the part that I play. As expected of you, Himeji; you are really sharp with your eyes. Sorry, and what does that mean? By the way, Im the one who doesnt understand anything they just said. To put itFor example, if I give Sugawa that position, and youll be his opponent. Seeing Sugawa stand here, what would you think? Will I even be thinking anythingI will just feel that its rather meaningless. The empty classroom that Yuuji referred to doesnt have a leader inside it that needed to be closely guarded, and taking the positions into account, its not a location that needs to be fought for. That way, even if we threw any random guy into that empty classroom, the enemy may be suspicious, but they wouldnt be thinking too much about it. Right, most people would think this way. But, what if I put in another condition? Condition? Right. If at that time, you are fighting Sugawa for Himeji, like this, how would things look like? That, that, for me OhMe and Sugawa-san fighting over Himeji-san, and theres a Summoner Test War? If so, to me, getting Himeji-san is something very important, even if there isnt a Summoner Test War, Ill try my best to finish Sugawa-san off, and to think that Sugawa-san thinks the same wayUnder this condition, if Sugawa-san waited in an empty classroom alone - Id think that hes waiting for me there. For Himeji-san, well have to settle things the hard way. Right, things are like this. As if hes saying you answered nicely, Yuuji nodded with approval. To put it another way, to anothers eye, Akihisa who is waiting in an empty classroom is just a small pawn, but to Shimizu, its different. Shell think that youre trying to battle with her, and you are waiting in an empty classroom for her. To let others think this way too, I let you join the frontline at the beginning, to let them know youre here. So that''s why Yuuji told me to go show myself at the frontline. Although I still have enough points to continue battling, I did not fully participate in the frontline fight just to make my attitude and actions clearer, as if I am telling Shimizu-san Im waiting for you. Sakamoto-kun''s telling him you can retreat to the front of our classroom just now is to If I didnt do it this way, they wouldnt know that Akihisa is here waiting for her. Because of that, while waiting for them here to finish replenishing their points so that we can negotiate a truce with them, we need to break through their defense at the corridor and stairs, and let Shimizu know that Akihisa is waiting for her in an empty classroom, we also couldnt let the enemy know that we are the one at a disadvantage. On how to solve this problem exactly, its really hard for me to anticipate. Yuuji is right, if we can lure out Shimizu-san, maybe we can propose a truce with them before we are defeated. But Will things go that smoothly? Im still worried. Especially under these conditions, I really cant anticipate whether Shimizu-san will appear to challenge me one-on-one. All I can say is, just wait and see. Yuuji is still full of confidence. OhSince Yuuji dared to say that, then there shouldnt be any problem. Good! Now that everythings clear, Akihisa should get into the empty classroom as soon as possible; Ive no idea when both defensive lines will be broken through. Understood, Ill go there now. I nearly grasped my mission. Now Ill just follow Yuujis words, and then enter the empty classroom and wait for Shimizu-san. Before Shimizu appears, well just standby here. Im fine with thathehe. Himeji, what''s up with you? Its actually rude of you to smile at me that way. Ah, Im sorry, I didnt mean to. Then what did you mean to do? No, I just feel that no matter how you put it, Sakamoto-kun really understands Akihisa-kun. Ah? Wh-why are you suddenly saying something so disgusting?! Its irrelevant, you dont have to be shy about it. Im not shy, I just feel that its really disgusting Because, if you dont really understand Akihisa-kun, you cant carry out that plan you''ve mentioned just now, can you? You mean the one about luring Shimizu out? Yes. Oh, lets not talk about understanding him, all I have to do is think about Akihisas personality, and then I can guess what Akihisa said to Shimizu when Hideyoshi left yesterday. To Shimizu, that must be something that''s really infuriating. Me tooI dont know why, but I can guess what Akihisa-kun said. That guy is stupid, so its easy to grasp the way he thinks. Its because hes honest, it must be so. I dont agree. Hehe, Sakamoto-kun is very untruthful. Tut, whatever you sayBut, you really dont mind? Uh? What do you mean? No, this matter seems bad for you About thisI guess soIt does make me unhappy, but But what? But, this is why I find Akihisa-kun attractive. Uh? Pardon, I didnt hear you very well just now. Ah, nothing, I didnt say anything. Really? But, stillThanks for the info. I, I hate you, I think you heard it very clearly! While waiting in the empty classroom, I felt really bored as I had nothing else to do. I felt like playing my handheld gaming console or reading a book just to kill time, but if I do this, it wont look like Im getting ready to challenge others, and if a teacher find me here, my handheld gaming console will be confiscated. Since I have no choice, Ill just daydream here. Then, Minamis figure suddenly appeared unexpectedly in my thoughts. Was my attitude towards Minami unacceptable? Is Minami really hurt because I was not considerate enough? Am I hated down to the core by her? Such questions came into my thoughts one by one. I thought about it a lot, but the more I think, the more chaotic my thoughts got. I knew that Id face this problem beforehand; I shouldve trained myself to handle my thoughts. I felt frustrated by my pathetic brain, but I was still trying hard to ponder the answer for these questions. I couldnt tidy up my messy thoughts, and I also could not find a trace to the answer. Because of that, I decided to continue thinking. Just when I fell deep in thoughts, I heard something coming from the corridor, and it seemed to be getting closer and closer. Its about time she comes. I cleared my thoughts instantly, and changed what I was thinking. After all this was a crucial moment, the Summoner Test War was still going on. Was it going well for the bodyguards at the classroom? I closed my eye forcefully, and tried to swallow down the uneasiness, because I still had a mission to complete. I could hear the ruckus caused by the defensive battle, and I felt that someone from the enemy that passed by noticed me. I continued waiting. Its great that you are waiting here alone, Miharu has something to say! After waiting for a while, I suddenly heard the voice of the person that Im waiting for. Great, shes finally here. I let out a sigh of relief, and slowly opened my eyes to see the person who was standing in front of me. You have something to say to me? What is it about? I walked slowly to her as I said that. Although Id been waiting for her for a while, I had nothing worth telling her. Its nothing much. In a nutshell - Miharu just wants to clear things up. While saying that, she stared at me with pure hatred. It seems like she really detests me. Its fortunate that theres a Summoner Test War going on, I can take this opportunity and settle things once and for all. Standing behind Shimizu-san was Fuse-sensei, it looked like shes fully prepared for the occasion. If I escaped from this battle, it would be counted as deserting the battle and is the same as being KO-ed. So, Id have to accept her challenge. Since Shimizu-san had already engaged me in battle, other than agreeing, theres nothing else that I could do. Or did she think that I wouldnt reject her challenge, believing that I wanted to settle things with her once and for all too? -- All I can say is, the way she thinks is really scary. I understand, well fight this out, Shimizu-san. When I said that, Shimizu-san turned to Fuse-sensei and said: Teacher, permission for summoning. I know. Once we received Fuse-senseis permission, Shimizu-san and I summoned our beast with Chemistry as the battle subject. Summon! We shouted at the same time, and some kind of magical seal appear at our feet. Following that, appearing in the midst is our alter ego the summoned beasts. Both of us let our summoned beasts take a ready stance, staring at each other. Shimizu-san is pretty experienced with Summoner Test War, but we arent fighting with brute force this time. Therefore, she wont be an easy target, Ill have to fight with caution. Both of us were trying to find openings on our body, this continued for a while. Right, before fighting, Ive something that I want to confirm with you. In such a tight atmosphere, Shimizu-san who was keeping a close eye on the summoned beasts suddenly said something to me. About what? I replied, undoubtedly without letting my eyes off the summoned beasts too. Its about what you said yesterday. Uh Did you say that just to instigate this battle? Miharu meant at the negotiation yesterday, the words you said before leaving." She meant the report about Class F wants to battle with Class D all along. Shimizu-san must had seen through the real intention of the negotiation yesterday, I guess that''s why she had such inquiries. Thats I couldnt answer her instantly, and stayed silent for a while. Even if I told her the truth, would she believe me? No matter how I answer, she treats all of my words as lies. From everyones point of view, it was us that used MinamiBut we really did use Minami, its true that we wanted to provoke Class D at the negotiation yesterday. Then? Shimizu-san asked again, but I still didnt have the answer. If so She treated my silence as if I was admitting it, Shimizu-san didnt continue her inquiries, and kept her mouth closed instead. The summoned beasts didnt move an inch, staying that way silently. We didnt stare at each other. Its because Shimizu-san lowered her head, not focusing on the summoned beasts any more. A few seconds passed, and she stayed that way. Suddenly, Shimizu-san muttered with a trembling voice. She cried. That tone might be soft but it was filled with fury. When onee-sama ran away yesterdayShe cried Hearing these words, I recalled the scene. Shimizu-san is right; Minamis tears were flowing when she rushed out of the classroom. She cried because of Miharus wordsBut, the reason she criedthe real reason she cried was Shimizu-san slowly raised her head, from the pair of eyes that was staring at me, I thought I saw a burning inferno of hatred. - was you! Because of a guy like you! Hurt her and made her cry! That line was like a tip, Shimizu-sans summoned beast rushed at mine. She chose to attack directly, I hurried to dodge that attack. Oh! My body felt a burst of pain. I wasnt hit by her directly, what was the meaning of such strength? Was it because of our difference of points? Class D Shimizu Miharu VS Class F Yoshii Akihisa Chemistry 112 points VS 22 points I squinted to confirm the difference between our points; the difference was approximately five-fold. Such a huge gap, putting me overwhelmingly at a disadvantage. Why is it that a pathetic guy like you can stay at onee-samas side! Why does a person like you who only knows how to play with others feelings dare to talk to onee-sama! The opponent slashed like a child throwing a tantrum. Getting attacked once again, the heavy strikes made my hands start to feel numb. Its true I made Minami cry. Its also true that we used Minami. But Just to use Minami, you guys lied to her inconsiderately, and purposefully became close to her as friends! Why is it so! --Ha! I raised the wooden sword to block the opponent''s slashing sword. But, even so, Im still I did notlie! I pushed her blade away forcefully. What, what did you say! Its true that I did many cruel things. I hurt her, and made her cry. Thats why my words are so despicable that others find it hard to believe. But, even so My words, are not lies! With the blunt sounds of battle around us, my summoned beast blocked the opponents blade again. What? Thats right, that''s not a lie. Even if that part about being in a relationship was just acting, even if the kiss was just a misunderstanding, but my words to Shimizu-san werent lies, they were spoken truthfully from the bottom of my heart. After allUnder those conditions, Im not smart to tell a lie with a straight face. Even if Im an idiot, I still know how to differentiate on what kind of lies Im allowed to say! And those words that I said to you yesterday are really from the bottom of my heart! After blocking her blade upfront, my wooden sword broke with a crack. Fighting head-on with an enemy who is five times stronger than me, Id lost a considerable amount of points. Under this condition, I had got no chance of winning. ButI still wont run away! Frankly speaking, this whole commotion was caused by me. I had to be responsible for those people that I had involved! Looking at this from a different angle, this was a once in a lifetime opportunity. If the mission of challenging Shimizu-san alone was given to Himeji-san or Yuuji, then Im just the one to blame for all this commotion, and also an irresponsible piece of trash who only knows how to run away. Since I was given the chance to shoulder the responsibility, I must thank Yuuji Summon! Eh? The unexpected shout of summon was heard. Squinting, Yuuji led group of Class F students that had finished replenishing their points here, and he stood not far from me. He mustve used Himejis power to get past the chaos in front of Class F and here. No, that''s just a trivial matter. The problem was, why were they stepping into the battle between me and Shimizu-san? Its an ambushYou actually did something so despicable! Shimizu-san stared at me with fury. What ambush, can it be Yuuji! No matter how important it is to win this battle, you cant do this! We agreed that this would be a one-on-one battle, but him bringing so many students, did he plan this to be an ambush? Of course I understand that this battle is very important to Class F, but doing it this way is just too despicable! Im sorry, this is not just about winning, this is a war. My duty is to protect the whole class. Yuuji said these words coolly, then hinted at the students behind him with his eyes. The summoned beasts that received their instructionsraised their weapons, then took a ready stance. Dont, dont do this Attack! I couldnt stop them in time, the summoned beasts surrounding us stabbed with their swords and spears. -- Aiming for my summoned beast. Eh? At the turn that things have taken, my mind went blank for a moment. When I started to realize what was happening around me, my body started to feel something. It hurts alottttttttttttttt! Eh, what is it now? Ive never felt such pain before! And my whole body hurts at the same time! The pain is killing me from my toes to the top of my head! Shimizu, Ive already taken care of the person who is responsible for all these troubles, so, are you willing to let this go? Wahhhhhhhhhh! Did somebody just throw a blunt weapon at me? The pain of being stabbed and hit mixed together brings the pain to a whole new level! Shimizu-san gaped at me who was rolling on the floor in pain. Then, she sighed deeply. that''s so, although doing this cant quench Miharus anger Sha shoof--- A sound filled with strength resonated in the classroom. Shi, Shimizu-san! Hasnt the winner of the battle decided? Why are you still attacking me with such fury! It hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts! The pain of being stabbed through from my leg to my stomach then to the top of my head! Wait until Miharu cuts him into eight parts, and if you agree to force this swine to stay in the remedial classroom until school ends, Miharu will agree to form a truce. I promise. Akihisa will be sent to the remedial classroom immediately when he is KO-ed. Before school ends, hell have to replenish all of his points in that classroom; while hes doing that, hell be Ironmans food. How, how did it become such an evil trade! My whole body was hurt, and I still had to go through Ironmans hellish tuition until the end of school? Hmmph! What does that hateful expression of yours mean? You should blame yourself for lying to onee-sama! You swine should take this chance and reflect on your wrongdoings! Stab stab stab stab stabWhile Shimizu-san was speaking, she stabbed my summoned beast a few times. I, I I I do reflect on my mistakes! About hurting Minami, Im really sorry! It hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts! The pain that Minami felt when I hurt her is now repaid to me, on my body. Stop fussing, if its someone who cant take this much pain, he wouldve already died from fear. Hmmph, if what you said yesterday were lies, Miharu wouldnt have forgiven you this easily. This time she raised her foot and stomped at the wounds her sword made. Damn! This is a heartless devil! This time, Miharu will stop here and let you live! She didnt even want to let me live! It hurts a lot! It just hurts a lot! It hurts until I cant think of anything! After that, once Shimizu had done kicking me, I finally got a chance to rest for a few minutes, Id been through hell for real. Good, since the negotiation is successful, we should return to our class. Guys! Lets return! Oh All of them walked out of the empty classroom together, leaving me, who was covered with cuts and bruises until I couldnt stand up, here alone. Too, too pathetic I endured the excruciating pain and managed to sit on the floor, and suddenly I felt a hand clasped on my shoulder, this alone scared me so much that I nearly let out a scream. Its not easy to stop myself from screaming, I turned my head slowly Welcome to my world. The person that appeared in front of me was Ironman, smiling sinisterly with obviously evil intentions. Volume 4, The Final Question Volume 4, The Final Question Please write the correct English word in the ( ), then translate the following sentence. She ( ) a bus. Himeji Mizukis answer She (took) a bus. Translation : She took a bus.[1] Teachers comment Correct. Other than the verb take, you can also use get on instead of '' "take". Yoshii Akihisas answer She (is) a bus. Teachers comment How do you translate this? It seems right at first sight, but its wrong on so many levels. Since you cant even translate it into Japanese, then your English needs improvement. Tsuchiya Koutas answer Translation : She is an ugly person[2]. Teachers comment This answer really is an eye-opener. WoooToday really is an unlucky day Ironmans tuition finally ended, I could go home at last. There were only a few people still in school. School had already ended, everyone shouldd gone home already. Himeji-san said that she had something to do, the others were less likely to wait for me to finish my tuition. I sighed as I pushed open Class Fs door. Great, Ive got to pack my things quicklyEh? How The three of you still havent gone home? As the usual trioYuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini, actually stayed. What happened? Do they have something they need to do? Theres something that Im concerned about. Something that youre concerned about? Yuuji smiled as if he was very cheerful. Yeah. Also, Muttsurini has got something very interesting to tell us. Hideyoshi who was standing beside Yuuji was also smiling cheerfully, seemed like he was really happy. Akihisa should come and listen too. Muttsurini took out the mini recorder that he always brought with him and put it on a desk. Something interestingWhat is it? Seems like everyone is so cheerful, is it really that great?" Muttsurini didnt verify the details, but I guarantee you that it is very interesting. I dare to guarantee too. Muttsurini nodded his head confidently. Since this guy said that he dares to guarantee it, I guess this thing must be really interesting. Eh, what are the contents? Ah, looks like its a conversation between a boy and a girl. A conversation between a boy and a girl? Is it someones confession? Or maybe its a pair of lovers quarrel? No matter which it is, I doubt that these three guys have such evil interests. Its a conversation that can clear our doubts. Eh? I found it shockingly strange. Its really weird, it seems like something''s not right. These three guys are all smiles, but why are the smiles that I see so sinister? Start. Muttsurini pressed the play button of the recorder, the voice that was played by the recorder sounded rather familiar. (Miharu doesnt know how this conversation benefits you all, but Miharu doesnt think of you as a love rival anymore. To be jealous of someone who cant understand onee-samas charm, and a swine that treats her like a guy, it''s just wasting Miharus timeAfter all, Miharu is the only one who understands onee-samas charm, and thats enough) Eh, This voice is Is Class D Shimizus Its true that it is Shimizu-sans voice, and everyone also knows that Shimizu-san likes Minami, if so, why do they say that it is a conversation between a boy and a girl? (For what? Do you still have anything to say to Miharu?) Shimizu-sans voice continued. Butisnt it weird? Where did I hear those words before? Oh! Just, just wait a second! Isnt this the conversation Correct. What you actually discussed with Shimizu was all recorded. That sinister smile was so obvious that it couldnt be hidden, Yuuji looked at me with evil intentions. (Yeah, theres only one thing that I want to say. Its because you misunderstood, so Ill make things clear.) (Misunderstood? Misunderstood what? The part about you and onee-sama dating is fake, Miharu knew this all long.) The voices coming out from the recorder, were Shimizu-sansand mine. Wait wait wait wait! Why do you need to play this part? Stop joking! Hurry stop Hideyoshi. I understand. When Yuuji gave his order, Hideyoshi acted instantly. In a flash, he already locked me from behind, holding my upper body. This isn''t good! I have to stop them fast! (No, what I meant isnt that. ThatMinamis charm isnt only known by youthis is what I want to say.) Eh! Let, let me go, Hideyoshi! Only this matter is not allowed! Hehehe, I wont let you get it. Both of my hands are held tight; I cant even move. Eeeeeeek! (What did you just say! You always talk to onee-sama inconsiderately, and you dont even treat her as a girl, no?) (Yeah, Shimizu-san is probably right.) (If so, how dare you say that you know onee-samas charm!) (I dont treat Minami as a princess, but--) They didnt even understand how I felt, as the conversation continued being played out by the recorder. If so Wa~Wa~Dont listen~~Dont play with such things~~~~ You are very noisy, quiet down please. Ugu! Unu Yuuji covered my mouth with his hand. Dont! I beg all of you, stop listening! (But what?) (But, to me, Minami is someone whom I can show my real side to, I find it comfortable to chat with her, and am happy when I have fun with her. I also find some of her little tricks in between her actions rather cuteshe really is a charming girl.) Waaaaa~The voice that came out of the recorder turned the world in front of my eyes blank with white. Heard? Were those words heard? Did those lines go into their minds? I looked away shyly to see their reactions. All three of them looked at me in surprise. Eh, this is really unexpected Uh, yesI thought that you would say things a little less obvious its a challenge. They heard each and every part of itThat line was not supposed to be made known, but these three guys actually Akihisa, I didnt know that youd sound so courageous when you clear things up. How, how is it so, I feel that my heart is beating faster How manly. I really want to erase this trios memory. What should I do? If I hit them hard enough, will they forget those lines? Just when I was thinking Oh!(Ta) Muttsurinis expression suddenly changed, then he instantly ran to the corridor. What happened? Muttsurini, did anything happen? I was too careless. Muttsurini muttered unhappily as he walked back here. What do you mean careless? There was someone in the corridor? The records may have been eavesdropped. Muttsurini had just said the worst case scenario. Eh? EavesdroppedDont tell me its the most embarrassing part that was overheard! Muttsurini! Who is that someone! I guess its someone involved. Someone, someone involvedDoes he mean Shimizu-san? If soEn, I guess its fine, although its still embarrassing, its acceptable. After all, those were the words that I said to her, its better than being overheard by Sugawa-kun. I , I guess its overheardAkihisa, Im sorry, I didnt know that the contents were like this I feel sorry too. Sorry. The three of them bowed their head in apology. Never mind, if its overheard by someone involved, I guess its nothing much. And, if you guys are really sorry about it, you should try and help me make up with Minami! Ever since that issue, our relationship became really bad. I managed to retain our old class equipment, but Ive still got a problem to solve, this is such a drag. No, I dont think theres any problem anymore. Thats right, I doubt youll be needing any of our help En. All three of them smiled bitterly at me at the same time. Eh? How come theres no problem? No good miracles happened, why did they say that theres no problem? But, all three of them seemed confident about itMaybe theyd already spoken with Minami behind my back. Its great if its true. If so, everything will be back to normal soon. Its great, its really great. Ka Cha. Ah! onee-chan, youre back. I, Im back Eh? onee-chan, did anything happen? You face is really red. Hazuki, how should I How should you what? Is there any problem with school? Hazuki, listen to me Im listening. This time, your onee-chanhas fallen head over heels for someone Volume 4, Authors Notes Volume 4, Author''s Notes Im very thankful that you are reading this book; Im the novelist Inoue Kenji. This is the fourth volume, and also the fifth book of this series. Im able to write sequels because of the readers encouragement and the editors huge support. Everyone, Im very thankful. So, next will be as usual, Ill give thanks and talk about the next volume. To Haga-sensei who is tasked with illustrations, when I saw the last volumes authors notes, I was really surprised, Ive never expected Miharu to have such potential! I hope it wont be much of a trouble for you to give me more of the authors service in the future. As for the great Kagaya who is tasked with designing, Im really sorry that I made an unreasonable request even though I knew all along that you are not feeling well. And great thanks to my editor the great N, although many things happened, it was fortunate that you react fast, doing the right things at the right time, it really helped me a lot, I hope that youll advise me more in the future. Of course, theres also all the readers! Just willing to read my works alone makes me so grateful that I could cry, I didnt expect that there would be writers wholl write me letters or their opinions cards to me, Ive no idea how I should express my joy. Although I couldnt reply, I read through each and every opinions and impressions in the letters and postcards thoroughly. Every time I finished reading them I feel energized : The passion to continue writing the novel surged through me, Im really thankful! Also, one of the readers opinions I received is a Please make me a student of Class F, and involved in the storyline request, but Im very sorry that I couldnt fulfill your wish. Theres also letters like this Can I establish a Baka and Test - Summon the Beast society? that makes me happy. Of course you can! To let everyone to be happy, Ill continue doing my best in the future. About the next volumes preview, I think I should let Akihisa and the gang study. It seems rather inappropriate for a novelist like me to say such things, but I do feel that theyve overdone it. And do not forget, Fumizuki School is a famous school. Thats why, Volume 5 will be written about them burning the midnight oil together before the final exams. But according to their personalities, I doubt theyll just study obediently. Okay, the chatting will stop here, its about time I talk about the trivial events of my life. Practically, at around the time this book was published to the world, the radio drama CD of this book is going to be released. Although I knew that it was going a little too far, I - Inoue Kenji (), still rushed to attend the recording of the radio drama CD, this time Ill talk about the details. Then, the story of Inoue Kenji and the radio drama CD recording starts now~ I met a pervert on the tram. Thats right, although this line seems rather weird. As the name Inoue Kenji, is obviously a male. Since Im not female, nor am I Hideyoshi, everyone must not misunderstand this. Even so, but just saying this, I guess that everyone is confused, let me clear this issue. On the day of the long-waited radio drama CD recording, I got on a tram, getting ready to leave for the location where Id meet the editor. As we agreed to meet in the morning, the tram wasnt crammed like a can of sardines, but there wasnt a seat left. Then I held unto a ring freely, and of course I was thinking about the radio drama CD thing. What kind of voice will the voice actors use? What kind of tension will they make? I was like a boy looking forward to an excursion when I thought about it. At that time, I noticed that rear lower waist (I wont admit that its my butt) has a weird sensation. That isnt an accident touch caused by the trams wobbleit wasnt an accident, it felt more like on purpose. If it wasnt done intentionally, then the person wont be touching in this way. I could only think of a possibility by that timemaybe Ive bumped into a pickpocket. I usually put my wallet at the right rear pocket of my pants; the enemy must be trying to take it away. Of course I couldnt let that person steal my wallet, so I gripped the hand moving near my wallet. If hes caught out, then its all over for him. If I let him know that Im already aware of what hes doing, I guess hell give up right? If so then the problem is solved, Ive nothing to be scared of anymore. While I thought of this --Eek. That person made out such a sound, and suddenly gripped back my hand with force. ?!?!?! That moment, the object that threatened me changed from economy into virginity. But Im a big man, how could I be caught up in this kind of dangerwrong! I should say that its more dangerous since Im a guy. (Wa, just calm down and think, Inoue Kenji. From the feeling of the hand I can deduce that it is a guy, he mustve thought you were someone else so he touched you. If I just stare at him, hell know that he got the wrong person, and then run away instantly.) Hence, I turned my head towards the window, staring at the enemys face fiercely. Clang! (Inoue Kenji with fierce eyes) Smile~(That person smiled back at me heartily) Sha! (Inoue Kenji bowing his head) Why? Why is he smiling so heartily? This guy, are you sure you didnt get the wrong guy? Could it be that Im the one at fault? Obviously I did nothing wrong, what unthinkable is I couldnt bear to meet his eyes. Even if I wanted to ask for help to free me from this predicament, but I didnt have any idea to expose him. If I grabbed his hand and shouted: He is a pervert on a tram! Im afraid that before saving me, everyone would say: Eh, mister, are you sure? in reply. After that, the conductor will take me with him to clear things up, and Ill have to call my editor and say: I met a pervert, so I couldnt attend the recording. Im obviously a guy, yet I couldnt attend the radio drama recording as I met a tram pervert, and added that all the characters in my work are a bunch of idiotshow could I face my colleagues in the future? In the end, Ill have to endure it until the next stop then get off the tram and scram. Because of this, Im late by five minutes, luckily I was in time for the meeting, but now theres a scar on my heart that cannot be erased. Everyone must be more careful, and not catching the eye of a pervert. Thats why, I noticed too late that theres no space left to write about the recording process. Since theres nothing I can do now, Ill tell you guys the next time I have the chance. Volume 5, The First Question Volume 5, The First Question "Yuuji." "What is it, Shouko?" "I want to see your cellphone." "What''s wrong? Why do you suddenly want to see my cellphone?" "Because yesterday, a TV program said it." "TV? What did it say?" "A lot of evidence of an affair will remain on the cellphone." "Hoho." "So, show it to me." "Rejected." "Clench your teeth." "Wait! I think you''ve skipped a lot of steps! You''re suddenly going to punch me? Do you want to punch me?" "Show it to me." "AhNo, I can''t, I accidentally forgot it at hom-AAHHHHHHHHH! M-MY EYES!" "I should have done this from the beginning." "You always end up stabbing me in the eyes! Why did you even want me to clench my teeth! Was that just a fake-out, you animal!" "Yuuji. Unclench your fist. I can''t take your cellphone like this." "I-I''m not giving it! I finally got it back after having it fixed, how can I let you steal it!" "If you resist, I''m going to take away your pants and trunks." "Tru!? I can give up and hand over my pants even though I''m unwilling, but what do my trunks have to do with this!? Are you saying that you want me to go to school with my bottom part naked!?" "Half-naked boys that are only wearing a shirt are really loved by mother, I heard her say that once." "Wrong! This has nothing to do with ''like''! More important than that is that I don''t want to, don''t make that mistake!" "Also, I also want to see what Yuuji looks like there." "Are you a pervert!?" "I''m not a pervert. I, your childhood friend, have an obligation to check on Yuuji''s growth." "Eeh, take your hands off my belt! Get away from my belt straps! I got it! Here! Take my phone!" "I see." "Shouko. Why do you have such an obviously disappointed expression." "Show me your cellphone." "Really Please don''t break it, you idiot at machines." "I''ll do my best." "Please do so." "" "And? There''s nothing of note there, right? Once you understand, please give me back my cellphone--so wait! Why is your hand creeping towards my pants!? I gave you my cellphone, right!?" "You have more mails from Yoshii than me." "Oh? What''s wrong with that?" "In short, the person that Yuuji is going to have an affair with is Yoshii." "No, that''s wrong." "So, time for punishment." "Why is it that around me there are so many people that think that gender difference is a small matter? Alright Shouko, take a look at the contents of the mails. It''s just a playful correspondence, right?" "But," PiPiPiPiPi "Ah, a mail? It''s my cellphone, right? Let me check my phone! No, wrong. Before the phone, give me back my belt, which you stole from me so skillfully." "No. I''m not returning it." "Ha? Why----uwaah!? This time you''re trying to take my pants again!? Anybody can see us from here--NO, NO, I GOT IT! I''m an adult. I''m fine with giving up and giving you my pants even though I''m extremely unwilling. So at least, my trunks!" "No." "Are you insane!? Do you know what you''re doing right now!?" "I will definitely, not forgive, cheating!" "Damn it! What was inside that mail!?" Message From: Yoshii Akihisa Can I stay at your house? Tonight, I don''t reallyfeel like going home. Please write down the correct name of the piece of equipment in the picture on the right. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: Measuring Cylinder. Teacher''s comment: Correct answer. Understanding the names and usage of lab equipment is very important basic information. Being able to remember the names of these pieces of equipment won''t hurt at all. Also, remember to look at the labels denoting the graduations. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: Mesu Shiri. Teacher''s comment: You only pay attention to areas that you have interest in, I already understand that. I hope that you can remember the 3 letters [] (ndaa) though. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: Graduated glass tube. Teacher''s comment: I''ve lost hope in you. It was a Sunday afternoon, and this place thats rarely affected by a rainy climate had a rare drizzle in the morning. But now that the rain stopped, the outside was a nice clear weather. However, I didnt go out as I was holed up at home playing games. Yosh! Ho~ yosh, and! Showing up on the television screen was the boxing experience game I just bought last week, and I was controlling the device in my hand like I was in a trance. Yuuji came over to my house and actually played better than me. How infuriating. However, that guy was always better at such games that are related to reflexes or motion. Even so, it infuriates me to lose to that kind of guy! But no matter what kind of game it was, losing to Yuuji alone made me want to puke. Thats why I agreed with him to have another match tomorrow after school, and Im trying my best to train. --DING DONG. A sharp sound from the bell suddenly rang while I was training. Hn? Is it express mail? Really, at such a moment On the screen, the character I was controlling sent a right uppercut that slammed into the opponents jaw. I continued on with my attacks on the opponent as he got scared, so I should be able to win now. Thats why I really dont want to pause at such an important momenthowever, I cant just leave the bell alone. Reallyat such a bad timing Cant be helped. I could only sigh and press the pause button, get up and walk towards the corridor. Here. Who is this? I said as I unlocked the door and pushed the door out. The feeling of summer that had heat and humidity immediately came in through the tiny gap between the door. I frowned a little in an irritated manner, but I pushed the door wider a little more. On the other side of the metal door, there was a bright clear sky after it rained, a light vestige of rainbow that was about to mix into the sky, anda short-haired woman carrying a large luggage bag. Eh? Arre? I couldnt help but doubt my own eyes and started watching that person in front of me even more closely. Whats going on? Those wide eyes, the lax-looking expression, this person looks just like someone I know. I have a bad feeling about this. I dont think its really possible, but maybe Nee, neesan? I tried to call this family member of mine who should be overseas and shouldnt be appearing here. And then, the person immediately, Yes. Its been a long while, Aki-kun. She answered me. The neat short-hair swayed gently with the wind, and a slight smile appeared on her face. And for some reason, shes wearing a bathrobe. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BATHROBE!? I was really shocked to see my sister, who I havent seen in a year, dressed up like this. Why are you here? If youre going to come back, why didnt you call me? These obvious questions were immediately blown aside. Her surreal get-up made me feel dizzy. No, its plausible if my sister who just came back from overseas actually came out from the room. Its rare in Japan, but therere some people who would wear bathrobes after bathing. However ISNT IT TOO WEIRD TO DRESS UP LIKE THIS AND VISIT PEOPLE? As far as I know, bathrobes arent evolved to such an extent that they could be used outside, right? I never heard of such news! Aki-kun, Japans really hot? WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AS IF YOU NEVER HEARD MY REMARK!? YOU SHOULD BE INTERACTING PROPERLY WITH THIS YOUNGER BROTHER OF YOURS THAT YOU HAVENT MET IN A YEAR!! Aki-kun. How can you stand in the corridor and make a ruckus? Nee-san doesnt remember raising a kid who lacks common sense like you, right? KuuI didnt expect to be told off about common sense by someone whos wearing a bathrobe as she walked in front of everyone IM DEFINITELY THE ONE WITH MORE COMMON SENSE HERE! And I should have told you before. You have to listen to what others say until the end, you know? Nee-san has her reasons for being dressed up like this." Nee-san started telling me off. Eh? Ahh, I see. After hearing her say that, I heaved a sigh of relief. Thats right. Who would walk around outside in a bathrobe without any reason? Of course. After seeing me understand somewhat, nee-san nodded and then slowly started to explain to me. It was really hot today, and I had to carry such heavy luggage. Nee-san ended up sweating a lot. Un. Even if Im meeting my own brother, nee-san is still a woman. Its normal to take note of my appearance. Thats right. Girls would normally be mindful about this. So nee-san changed into a bathrobe to absorb the sweat. Yes, thats the strange part. Because the bathrobe is the only clothing in my luggage that absorbs the most sweat. Nee-sans sweat was soon dried up. Why didnt your brain think of the option to take out a towel and wipe yourself dry? So its because I changed into the bathrobe that I was able to safely maintain my pride as an older sister, and reunite with my brother that I havent met in a year while being clean. I say, even if youre proud of your own achievement, you ended up failing because you were thinking too much, didnt you, nee-san? In my mind, her pride as a sister was completely gone. What are you talking about? Even though sweat contains impurities like sodium chloride, magnesium, potassium and calcium, it mostly contains water. This bathrobes material is cotton, so its absorbent and very permeable, and did suck up the sweat from nee-sans body just like I wanted it to. Noyou did manage to absorb the sweat away But its not like it doesnt matter what you wear just because it can absorb the sweat away! If you can understand let me into the house. Nee-san has to look in to see what kind of life Aki-kun is living and report it to mom. Ah, is that so? Yes. I see~ so youre going to check up on how I live~ Thats right. I see I seethats rightnee-san What is it? Whats that? What do you mean? I pointed far away, and nee-san looked over at where I was pointing without doubt. BAM. GACHA GACHANK While she looked over at the other side, I immediately closed the door calmly at the fastest speed possible, and even remembered to lock the door. DING DONG "Aki-kun, hurry up and open the door. Nee-san still hasnt gone in yet." I covered my ears and crouched down, unwilling to listen to the voice that came in from outside. You actually did it, mom!! Why must she do such a thing to me!? Sending nee-san over to check on my life without warning is too despicable. DING DONG "Aki-kun, did you hear me? Did you not notice that your sister is still standing outside?" What should I do? If this keeps up, the life I''ve lived up till now will be seen through. If she reports to mom about my situation here, I really wont know what will happen to my happy life of living alone. I could have hidden my manga and game consoles if they had contacted me first DING DONG. "Aki-kun, are you bullying nee-san here? Do you hate seeing nee-san in a bathrobe?" And she actually came over before the end of the semester exams. Mom definitely wants to know my results. She definitely waited for such a time to send an assassin over. I could only think of such a possibility. Not good, what should I do? "Why arent you willing to let nee-san enter the house? Is there some reason why you dont want nee-san to come in? The reasonwhat can it be?" As I was hugging my head and thinking, nee-san outside seemed to be thinking as well. What is she thinking now? "Ahh, I see. So Aki-kun is thinking about that." I didnt say anything, but it seemed that nee-san realized it. Is she willing to give me some time to pack my room? I see. Were siblings, so minds do think alike. You mean that if I want to enter the house, I need to wear a maid outfit and not a bathrobe, right? I DONT REMEMBER SAYING SUCH THINGS! No, dont do it! This is a trap nee-san set! If I open the door and snark back at her, shell be like a detective searching the house and will immediately step into the house without hesitation! Dont answer her, Akihisa! You definitely mustntI continued to warn myself deep inside my heart. Its a matter of life and death in this situation. "Really. Ill go over to the neighbor and ask them to lend me a maid outfit." DONT DO THAT! DONT GO ABOUT ASKING OUR NEIGHBORS FOR A MAID OUTFIT IN A BATHROBE! AND WHY WOULD A JAPANESE HOUSEHOLD HAVE A MAID OUTFIT? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!? I couldnt help but open the door and shout out. I cant stand it anymore! I really cant leave this person alone in the corridor. Is that so? But I had a foreign friend who told me last month that Fujiya-ma, Tempo-ra, Maid Outfits are all part of Japanese culture. Nee-san, that guys definitely not normal! Why cant he even pronounce Mount Fuji and Tempura correctly, yet pronounces maid outfit that smoothly? What kind of strange friends did she have? Weirdos attract weirdos. Isnt this something like flocks of a feather sticking together? He really loves to play. He even called himself A-Boy Didnt you notice it or something!? He should be called B-Boy here! Akiba-Boy and Bad-Boy dont sound different at first, but theres a whole lot of difference there. Speaking of which, even if you live overseas, your misunderstandings of Japanese culture is way too baddont you normally come back home, nee-san? And shes been living in Japan till a few years ago. How could her understanding of Japan become so bad? But thats right, my sister here wouldnt look at anything other than the things shes interested in. However, the few years of living overseas seems to have made things worse. Well, talk about that later. I better enter the house first. Ahh. Before I could even stop, nee-san stepped into the corridor. At least I still know that I have to put my shoes down neatly when I enter a Japanese house, Aki-kun. After saying that, she immediately took off her shoes and placed it in the corridor. And then, she seemed to finally notice something as she clapped her hands. I see, so thats how it is. Youre locking nee-san outside to tidy the room, right, Aki-kun? Uu At least she finally thought of the reason cleaning up the room after seeing the corridor thats filled with shoes thrown all over the place. Normally, people would be thinking of housekeeping before a maid outfit, butnever mind. Shes my sister anyway. Really now, Aki-kun Thats not it, wellIm Uuthose lecturing eyes are looking at me. Nee-san is an adult already. Even if Aki-kun uses more than 2,000 H-books to fill the living room, nee-san wont even be surprised. Ehif possible, I hope you can be surprised here? I dont have the money to buy 2000 H-books How can I even get that sort of spare cash when Im living in poverty and hardship withoutwell, anyway, its not like I dont have them at all I heard that the kidneys of young males can be sold for a good price. DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULD SELL MY KIDNEYS JUST TO BUY H-BOOKS? NEE-SAN, HOW PERVERTED WERE YOU THINKING WOULD YOUR BROTHER BE!? Wellif theres a chance to take part in a school study camp, you would devote everything you have, without care of integrity or honor to peep into the girls bath, that kind of brother whose interest in sexual relationships are to such an extent. Ahaha, what are you talking about? How could I do such a thing? I clearly felt the cold sweat spurting out from all the pores on my body. My, my sisters observation is way too sharp here! Anyway, I have to check on whether youre living properly. The corridor was a little messy, but the living room was somewhat neat. Yuuji came over to play games at my house yesterday. Besides, if the room is too dirty, I cant control the joystick properly. Arre? Its unexpectedly clean. After looking around the living room, nee-san put down the luggage bag, turned off the power of the game console that I was playing on midway, and slowly bent down to sit on the sofa. DID YOU JUST CASUALLY TURN OFF THE POWER TO MY GAME CONSOLE!? I JUST MANAGED TO GET TO THAT POINT, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT! I finally got a character I can use, and yet she wordlessly turned off the switch. At least let me save first before turning it off! Be quiet. I couldnt help but protest at this inhumane treatment, but my sister sternly told me to shut up. Aki-kun, nee-san raised two conditions for you if you want to live alone. You havent forgotten about them, right? I forgot about them a long time agowill you be angry if I say that, nee-san? The moment I said the word forget, my sisters eyebrows seemed to twitch, so I hurriedly added that last part. Unexpectedly, nee-san was rather calm. No, I wont. Eh? Really? Yes, I wont be angry. Thats great~ Actually, I forgot about that promise a long time ago But Ill kiss you in return. Not! Of course I remember about it clearly! And itll be so intense that its impossible to be someone elses wife. What are you trying to do!? What are you thinking of doing to your own brother!? And Im a guy, so I wont become someones wife here! Dont worry, the one who cant be the wife will be nee-san here. ILL BE EVEN MORE WORRIED WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT? IN THAT CASE, DONT MAKE UP SUCH A SCARY PUNISHMENT GAME! In that case, Aki-kuns life will forever be tainted with the guilt of making nee-san unable to get married. ISNT THAT TOO HEINOUS!!? You dont have anyone you can get married to. Stop blaming such things on others! I understand, nee-san. Please dont punish me Really? You do? Let me hear it then. Un. Ehermm What can I still rememberI did promise mom before, but my memories are all mixed up. I dont know what to say at this moment. Lets see, I remember the promise I made with my sister is Aki-kuntime to close your eyes? I remember! I really do! Dont make such a strange atmosphere and lean toward me! This person isnt the kind to make jokes. If she says that she wants to do something, she will definitely do it without hesitation. Even if I was used to direct violence by Minami and the other classmates, this type of threat isnt something I want to mess with. The promise I made to nee-san was one, I can play video games for only 30 minutes a day and two Illicit sexual relationships are forbidden. Un, I do remember them clearly! Thats right. Thats how it is. Nee-san showed an unhappy look as she returned to her seat. Ahh, that was closeI nearly ended up kissing the lips of my sister. That was no joke. Though you remember, it doesnt look like you obeyed it. Uusorry This is a game that shows the amount of time spent playing it. Its my bad luck that she discovered it. Its impossible to defend myself by saying that I didnt play for more than 30 minutes. Then I have to deduct points. Nee-san took out a notebook from her pocket and started scribbling in it. I wonder what she was writing inside? Deduct points, whats that? Im counting the points to see if Aki-kun can live alone. Ill add and deduct points from your attitude to daily life and your grades as the standard. If your grades arent enough, Ill report to mom and explain that you arent suited to live alone. EHHH!? WHY DID IT END UP LIKE THIS!? On a side note, I just deducted 20 points from you. 20 pointsshould that be a lot or very little? Nee-san, when you said deducting points, at what point will I be out? At the time your grades in the end of term exams come back, if the total is less than 0, youre out. Let me thinkin other words, if after my end-of-term results are out and I still have negative points, my days of living alone will be over. What should I do if I want to add points? Then live a proper life and show good results. Once I assess it, Ill decide whether I want to add points. Ugh! My daily meals are salt water, and my grades are so badIll be deemed out if nee-san knows about this! You dont have to give that look of despair, Aki-kun. Your learning ability is a lot worse than the standard. Nee-san and mom knows. The most important point is whether you have the heart to improve. Eh? In other words, youre willing to let me off if I work a little harder? Yes. Ill use the last test scoresthe streaming exams score, isnt it? Ill compare to that score and see whether you have improved or gotten worse and use that as the standard. In other words, my total exam score the last time was 800 points. If I can get 820 points for my end-of-term score, the 20 points extra can be used to offsets the points that were deducted. In other wordsif I work hard now, maybe itll still be of use. Thats right. What about the other promise? Did you follow it? Is the other promise the one about no illicit sexual relationships? Thats right. However, the only females who would look at you, a dumb guy who is unpromising, has no living skills, is extremely stupid and very ugly seriously in this world, are either nee-san or mom. Why are you talking about my bad points like a storm? But from the beginning of my memories, Ive always been told off like this, so I do have some form of resistance to such degrading words. However, Ill still feel unhappy about hearing that. But for precaution sake, I have to check on it. You dont have any illicit sexual relationships, right? A sharp and vicious stare was shot at me. Illicit sexual relationship, illicit sexual relationshipin other words, is she asking that I did any pervy things to the girls or Hideyoshi? But basically, what kinds of things? For example(though that was a misunderstanding), is my situation with Minami considered one? Better go about asking in an indirect manner. Nee-san, how many negative points do I get if I did do something? If you hold hands with a girl, Ill deduct 100 points. Ill definitely die if she knows. Whats wrong, Aki-kun? You dont look so good. Ah, ahahayoure just thinking too much. It really feels suspicious. Are you really not hiding anything from nee-san? As expected of my sister. She seemed to have noticed that theres something suspicious. Whether its Hideyoshi, Yuuji or even my sister, why is it that everyone around me can easily see through my lies? Of, of course Im not hiding anything from you. And I never directly kissed a girl before! I see. So it really happened. Please explain clearly. Didnt I say that its nothing!? I tried my best to deny it, but nee-san continued to stare at me. Ugh, its really unbearable Aki-kun, if youre not going to tell the truthIm going to do something cruel to you, you know? Nee-san clenched her fist tight like she was going to threaten me, and even let out a haa. Eh, what? Just a normal attack this time? Un~doing something cruel to me Yes, Im going to do something cruel to you. This may sound a little disrespectful, but as compared to that strange way of threatening me, this level of threat isnt that painful to me. Using a fist to punch an ordinary high school student isnt going to see much effect. Besides, someone like me fights for my life desperately every day, and this level of attack is too laughable. Though I should be scared, I could just find it cute that my sister is deliberately clenching her fist like that. What cruel things are you talking about? I casually asked nee-san. She must be angry and using the fist to threaten me, but theres not enough drive. Maybe its because Im not showing any reaction that nee-san felt a little troubled, looking a little lost as she stared at me for a while before muttering, Wellanyway, its cruel. In other wordsIll do something cruel to Aki-kun. But she didnt say any details. Hey hey, theres not much threat, is there? Ahaha. Try it if you can. I couldnt help but mock after seeing my sister being so lost. Really, how could nee-san be so violent GAK!! (The sound of my feet being tripped) DOSSST!! (the sound of my seat sitting on me how I fell). GOK GOK GOK GOK (The sound of nee-san slamming her fist into me) I did it. THATS TOO CRUEL! YOURE REALLY CRUEL! I supported my body while being in tears. Speaking of which, she is really such a sister. Thats why I didnt dare to let her into the house. Im really a big idiot for forgetting such an important thing! Listen carefully, Aki-kun. I told you this a long time ago. You definitely have no characteristics to attract the opposite gender. This is an unmistakeable advice nee-san will give you as a woman. So if a girl decides to approach you, it must be a bad girl trying to trick you. Nee-san doesnt want to see her precious brother being tricked like that, so nee-san banned you from having any illicit sexual relationships. Thats all because nee-san is worried about you. Do you understand? Ah, un. Thank you for being so caring to me. I dont know whether this is a good thing to me or not, but Im somewhat happy that someone is worried about me. In that case, my mom and sister here are completely different. But arent you way too worried? If I cant even hold hands, I wont be able to take part in a folk dance. Better not mention the kiss. I can ensure my safety like this. Thats true. Aki-kun is already a mature 16 year old. Nee-san obviously understands that youre troubled by your young body and many strange emotions. No, how did it end up like that? Thats why nee-san intends to concede as much as possible. Eh? Concede? Yes. Though Ill still forbid you from illicit sexual relationships with girls Un. But nee-san will close an eye and accept your illicit sexual relationship with guys. WHAT HAPPENED!? WHY DID YOUR SENSE OF VALUES CHANGE SO MUCH WHILE LIVING ABROAD!? At least she was still normal before. Alright, Aki-kun. Weve talked for a long time. You must be tired, right? How about a bath to make yourself feel better? Isnt that unnatural change in topic too obvious? You want to search the house while Im bathing, right? No. Why would nee-san do such a thing? Nee-san gave a serious look as she denied that, but I dont trust her at all. Its too early now, so I dont have to bath. Besides, Ill bath before I sleep tonight. On a side note, the gas bills I owed were paid last week, so I can get hot water from the tap. In that sense, I can say that its perfect timing now that nee-san is back. Really? So you dont intend to bath. Yeah. Its still early. You still look like youre planning something, nee-san. I understand. Also hm? I bought some local produce for Aki-kun. Its coffee. Nee-san took out cans of coffee from her bags. They look like theyve been bought from the nearby vending machines. Are they actually local produce? Here, have some. Un, thanks. I reached over and got ready to take the coffee she handed over. At this moment, nee-san did something I expected. Basically, she deliberately tried to spill the coffee on me. Ah, sorry. My hand slipped Watch me! I immediately dodged it. This is just nothing to me, nothing at all GANK (The sound of my feet being tripped) DOSSTT (The sound of my sister immediately sitting down on me). DAPADAPADAPA!! (The sound of nee-san pouring coffee on me) My hand slipped. IF YOURE GOING TO GO TO SUCH AN EXTENT, DONT TRY AND FIND EXCUSES FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS! Its futile no matter how I resisted. Right now, Im all stained in coffee. I dont understand what nee-san is aiming at, but shes been either beating me up or dirtying me ever since just now Sorry. Nee-san was careless. Damn it! Are you still trying to find excuses? Anyway, you should take a bath? Im already feeling that theres a huge problem in that attitude and tone that looks like this doesnt have anything to do with you, but I can only bath according to your intent. But, theres one thing I have to tell you. You mustntenter my room and mess it up. Of course. Its just Aki-kuns room. Nee-san will definitely not touch the things inside the house before Aki-kun finish bathing. Eh? Ah, ohif you really wont touch anything, itll be great Thats weird. Why is her reaction completely different from what I expect? This reaction made be unable to respond. She went all the way and yet assured that she wont ransack the house. Whats going on? Nee-san didnt look like she was lying too. Dont tell meIm full of sweat even if I didnt notice it? I was moving up and down when I was playing, and it was really hot today. Maybe there is such a possibility. In that case, I guess its nee-sans kindness for not telling me directly that I stink and I need a bath. I see. So thats how it is. Thank you for being so considerate, nee-san. Thats nothing. As a sister, Im happy to let my brother be all nice and clean. Ill go take a bath then I walked towards the changing room, being careful not to let the coffee that stained on my clothes touch the floor. Once I stepped into the changing room, I took off the shirt that was sticking to me and used water to wash up some stains that may be left behind before putting the clothes into the washing machine. I wont have any coffee stains if I can wash my clothes dry. I can finally have a hot shower I walked into the bathroom with a little delighted feeling. I twisted the tap with the red marker open, and warm water immediately came out from the tap. ??? I hummed as I let the hot water rain down on me. I was about to squeeze the shampoo out, and suddenly realized something. AhI forgot to bring a change of clothes. There is a towel in the changing room, but I have to head to my room to get my clothes. Normally, I wont mind when Im living alone, but now nee-san is back. My sister here fusses about such things the most. If I walk around with only a towel, shell definitely tell me off. This is bad Just when I thought about that Aki-kun, I brought your clothes here. Nee-sans voice came over from the changing room. It seemed that she too noticed that I didnt bring a change of clothes over. Thanks, nee-san. I thanked my sister who was standing outside the bathroom door. Its easy to live alone, but its not bad to have someone notice such things for me. I dont know what sort will be fine, so I brought a few types over. Just choose whatever you want. After leaving these words, nee-san walked out of the changing room. Alright, I should hurry up, wash myself up and get out. Nee-san seemed to have sweated a lot when coming back. She probably wants a bath too. I hastened myself, washed my hair and body and walked out of the bathroom before standing in the changing room. Like nee-san said, there were three clothing I could choose from. She is probably telling me to choose one I like. Its too early to wear pajamas, so I guess its fine if nee-san brought a T-shirt and shorts for me. I took out the towel from the cupboard, wiped my hair dry and looked over at the storage basket. Lets see, what should I wear? Nurse Uniform Apron. Baseball cap. What should I do? I cant find a normal option! No no no. Calm down first, Yoshii Akihisa. Its looks rather weird, but there might be some meaning behind this. Just investigate through this and choose an option you think should be correct. Option 1: Nurse Outfit. A clothing that people of noble sentiment that save the injured or sick would wear. Itll give a clean and reassuring feeling, but its definitely not an outfit an ordinary high school student would wear after bathing. Option 2: Apron. A common attire seen at home. No matter the age or whoever wearing it, it would not feel out of place. However, if its worn on its own, the supposedly normal kitchen will immediately become a strange world. This isnt an outfit suited for high school guys. Its more of a higher-class clothing. Option 3: Baseball cap. THATS NOT CLOTHING AT ALL! Sorry, Aki-kun. The sizes may not match, so just wait a moment. Ahh, noI think the problems not about the sizes Not good. No matter how many times I look at this, theres no normal clothing in the basket. Speaking of which, where did these things come from? Its strange for nee-san to prepare an apron when she doesnt cook, but the other options dont look normal. Especially the nurse outfit! What happened to my sister overseas!? Reallyis there a limit to nee-sans lack of common sense I combed the strands of hair attached to my forehead back and couldnt help but mutter. Of course I cant possibly wear such stuff, so I could only wipe myself dry, put the towel at my waist, and open the changing room door. GACHANK. Hey, Aki-kun, didnt I prepare clothing for you already? Dont walk around with the towel like that. Put on the clothing and come out. GACHANK I was locked in. No, even if youre asking me to wear themhow can I wear them when theyre either female clothing or a cap!? Dont worry, those clothing will definitely suit you. Nee-san, these words arent considered flattery. Did she deliberately spill coffee on me to make me change into this? Shes really someone I cant understand. In that casesorry, can you please come over to my room and get my clothes? I cant do that. I promised not to enter your room. Better give up, get yourself pretty and show nee-san. SO THATS WHAT YOU MEAN BY BEING HAPPY TO MAKE YOUR OWN BROTHER NICE AND CLEAN!? YOU BIG PERVERT!!!" Nee-san here doesnt understand what Aki-kuns talking about. Fine! Ill walk around with a towel wrapped around me! Nee-san wont allow you to walk around with only a towel. You should be acting more like your age. YOU ACTUALLY DARE TO SAY SUCH THINGS, NEE-SAN!? WHAT RIGHTS DOES A PERSON WHO WORE A BATHROBE AND WALKED ABOUT UNDER THE SUN HAS TO BAN ME FROM WEARING ONLY A TOWEL AND WALK AROUND AT HOME!? Argh, damn it! In that case, go to my room and get my clothes for me! No way, I cant do it. Why not? Nee-san promised Aki-kun just now. How can nee-san not follow her word? WHATEVER PROMISE DOESNT MATTER! GO GET MY CLOTHES OVER NOW! I got it. Since you said it, Ill just do as what you want and go to your room. She finally agreed. Tha, thats really tiring me But bathing and getting a change of clothes alone is already like this What will my life become like starting from tomorrow? Current score [-20 points] Volume 5, The Second Question Volume 5, The Second Question Please answer the following English sentence into proper Japanese. Die Musik gef?llt Leuten und bereichert auch den Verstand. Shimada Minamis answer: Music can make people happy and enrich the soul. #This should be German, not English. Sakamoto Yuujis answer: The questions in German, not English. I cant answer that. Teachers comment: Im really sorry. Sensei made a mistake by mixing up the question. Shimada-sans translation into Japanese is correct, but this is honestly senseis mistake. Thus, sensei decided to award marks to everyone, including those who didnt write the answer Tsuchiya Koutas answer: <-Invisible Ink Yoshii Akihisas answer: <-Only idiots cant see the answer Teachers comment: I really wanted to give the marks, but you two will be the exceptions, so you two wont get any marks in this question. Can I stay at your house? Tonight, I don''t reallyfeel like going home. As I head towards, school, I sent the mail to Yuuji. Yuuji was supposed to come over to my house today to challenge that boxing game, but since nee-san came back, I had to change the plan. Its normal to try and make sure other people dont find out about my sister here when shes so weird. More importantly, I dont really want to go back to that house. I should be able to get back my deducted marks before the end-of-term exams. But if I continue to stay at home, maybe she will even deduct points from me for other reasons. So I have to ask Yuuji to let me stay at his house for a few days no matter what, so that I can protect my happy life of living alone. After checking that the mail was sent, I put the phone back into my pocket. Just when I was casually walking up the slope leading to a school, a surprised voice called me from behind. Nm? Isnt this Akihisa? Ah, morning, Hideyoshi. Morning. Trotting over beside me was my classmate Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. He, whos wearing a male uniform, is really a pretty girl like what everyone can see here. He calls himself a guy, but I heard that the school tailored a female uniform for him. At this moment, Hideyoshi was starting at my face as if he was inspecting me. Is there something wrong? ? Whats wrong, Hideyoshi? Why are you staring at my face? No, wellAkihisa, I think you look different somewhat? Ueh? Are, arent you thinking too much? Im the same as before. Nothing changed here, you know? I averted my gaze and didnt dare to look at Hideyoshis stare. Was I found out too quickly? But I have to hide the fact that I have a super ridiculous sister even if I have to lie to Hideyoshi! I say, Im referring to how you look chirper than usual. Did you get some instant income and have a good breakfast? Sha, sharp! Hideyoshis right. Im very energetic this morning, and of course, its because I ate breakfast. While under nee-sans supervision, I have to pretend that Im living a normal regular life. Because of that, I had to eat breakfast. I had to sell my beloved games and books to get enough money so that I can live my own life of freedom. I have to create a false impression of a healthy and regular lifestyle. Kind, kindaeven I would occasionally have breakfast anyway. I couldnt find any excuse for now, and could only try to end the topic. And your shirt and pants look like they were ironed. Tha, thats because, its the start of the week. Its nothing much anyway. Very suspicious. I, its really nothing! Theres a height difference between us, so Hideyoshis looking up at my eyes. I really couldnt stand Hideyoshis probing eyes that seemed to read through everything, and couldnt help but turn around to avoid Hideyoshis stare. Hideyoshi darted in front of me and continued to stare at my eyes. I told you theres nothing, right? I then turned to look in the other direction. In that case, it should be alright if you at least talk to me, right? Hideyoshi followed me. What disgusting thing are you doing so early in the morning? Yoshii-kun, that sempais right. I feel that you two have to keep some distance between each other. My battle against Hideyoshi was noticed by the upperclassman, one of the Toko-Natsu pair (Tsunemura Yuusaku) and 2-As Kubo Toshimitsu, ranked second in our year. Thats not it. I didnt say anything passionate to Akihisa. Besides, including you two, arent everyone here guys At that moment, Hideyoshis attention was diverted. Sorry Hideyoshi! Ill go ahead first. Its an opportunity I cant afford to lose. I immediately left Hideyoshi and ran to the school. Ugh, damn it, Akihisa! Are you trying to run away!? Hideyoshi didnt manage to catch up, but were classmates, so he might continue to ask when we reach the classroom. What should I do? I have to think of a good reason I panted and ran up the slope right in front of the school gate, entered the campus, put on my overshoes, and darted towards the 2-F classroom. Morningoi Yuuji? Whats with you? Why are you in gym pants instead of the normal pants? As I entered the classroom, I saw my classmate, my super bad friend Sakamoto Yuuji, sitting on the cushion in a strange get-up. Damned Akihisa! Its all your fault that I ended up in a super Cool Biz attire on my lower half when I came to school! Repay me with your death, you bastard!! EEHH? What are you going all crazy about? Whats going on!? Shut up! Die! Give me your uniform! I couldnt understand what he was saying. Whats with Yuuji this morning Oi, did you hear about Sakamoto? Ahh, I heard he came to school with only a Y-shirt. Really, got to hand it to himmaybe he saw too much crossdressing, but that was really scary My classmates whispering could be head. What should I say now? YuujiIm willing to chat with you if something bad happened to you That, thats not it! I wasnt wearing it willing! Also, I managed to salvage my last bit of pride by protecting my boxers! Un un. Thats right. Its because something tragic happened that caused Yuujis mental state to become like that DIDNT I SAY THAT IT ISNT LIKE THAT? ITS BECAUSE SHOUKO SAW THE MAIL YOU SENT THAT MY PANTS WERE TAKEN BY HER, YOU IDIOT!! Yuuji looked extremely agitated. Why is it my fault here? What is he talking about? Yuuji, what are you saying? Even if its Kirishima-san, she cant possibly mess you up like that just because she saw a guys mail, right? Its still understandable if its a girl who sent the mail, but how can my mail make her angry? This is really unreasonable. No, Im telling you the truth. Your mails really obscene Obscene? What kind of mail is that? The one who suddenly appeared in front of me is Himeji-san, the rare minority of oasis in this class 2-F thats full of stinking boys. Her cute actions and savage breasts are still very dazzling today. Thats just a mail to ask you about something. Hoho, if you really think so, read that mail loud and clearly! ? Whatever, Ill read it then. Yuuji looked like he was really concerned about that mail. I took out my phone and opened my mail history. Errm, Im going to read it thenahem! I cleared my throat and loudly read the message I sent to Yuuji. Can I stay at your house? Tonight, I don''t reallyfeel like going home. GARAKK!! The moment I read it out, the classroom door was suddenly opened forcefully. Standing outside the door was my classmate, Shimada Minami-san. I DONT KNOW WHAT AKIS THINKING ANYMORE! Eh? Whats wrong? Why are you retreating just as you appeared, Minami!? My classmate who had the trademarks of the ponytail, nice slender legs and pettanko threw the bag in her hands at me for some reason and ran off. Wha, what are you saying, Akihisa-kun!? Shouldnt thatwellyou should be saying that when you become an adult! Himeji-sans words were just as ridiculous. Yuuji would often come over to my house to play too. Even if you ask me to be an adult first, its a little You guys are really making noise in the morning like usualAkihisa just ran from me, and Shimada ran off from the classroom. What happened? Hideyoshi was later than me by several minutes and entered the classroom. No, its nothing. Whats going on? You ran off in front of me. Is there something youre hiding from me? That, feels kinda lonely Hideyoshi sadly lowered his eyes. What the heck, its like theres a sudden rush of guilt in me! Hideyoshi, listen to me. Its this idiot who publicly made such a declaration that completely violates morality. AkihisaI say, what obscene words are you saying in the morning? That, thats not it! I wont do that kind of thing like Muttsurini! How rude. A somewhat dejected whisper came from behind. I turned around, and found that my classmate Tsuchiya Kouta (nicknamed Muttsurini) was already standing at a place where I couldnt even detect his presence. Morning, Muttsurini. Whats going on? You look like you brought lots of baggage here today. He was holding his school bag and a large carrier bag. Theres no PE lesson today, so the bags shouldnt contain gym clothes. Just pillow covers. Pillow covers? Your bags really big though. Not true. Muttsurini shook his head to deny my words. The way hes denying things shows that he has some secret he wants to hidethats too suspicious. Sorry, Muttsurini. Let me see whats inside. Ah. I snatched one of the bags from Muttsurini, who was a little slow due to the bags. Whats inside them? Did he get something really nice and was ready to keep it for himself? Let me see. Whats insidehmm? What I took out from the bag wasa printed white background cloth with my picture on it (in sailor uniform). Muttsuriniwhats this? Just an ordinary cushion cover. Just an ordinaryRIGHT! THERES A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PILLOW COVER AND A CUSHION COVER! KNOW THAT WELL! AND WHY IS IT THAT IT HAS MY PHOTO ON IT!? Theres something called a maniac in this world. What in the world are you saying? How could anyone want a cushion of me KON KON!! Sorry, is Tsuchiya-kun around? The cushion cover I requested before A-class Kubo-kun appeared. Arre? Its rare for you to appear here, Kubo-kun. Why are you looking for Muttsurini? Nothing. Just thought of something important I have to do. Sorry, Ill excuse myself. The moment I thought about that, he went off without looking at me. Whats going on? Muttsurini, do you have some business contact with Kubo-kun? (Nods head)He became my main client ever since the study camp. That guys already revealed himself completely. Unbelievably, I seemed to have a chill up my spine whenever I see Kubo-kun nowadays. Haaanyway, Muttsurini, Im going to confiscate this cushion cover. Ill confiscate everything else and change the photo to Hideyoshis Akihisa, dont think of making a cushion cover of me in this chaos. Thats right, Akihisa-kun. How can you just take other peoples things like that and modify them? And one of them is mine Really, Ive been thinking how a poor student like Muttsurini could afford such high-priced materials. So he managed to earn them through this. Speaking of which, what were you talking about? Wellwhere were we? So many things happened in quick succession that I couldnt really remember what I said. Haa, why must I be so busy in the morning We were talking about how I was forced by Akihisa to wear my trunks to school. Akihisa, you YUUJI! DONT SAY SUCH MISLEADING STUFF ON PURPOSE! No matter how I listen to it, I feel that he left out a lot of parts thats to be explained! Well, that was really a joke thoughanyway, the mail Akihisa sent over was misunderstood by Shouko, which is why I ended up with such a tragic fate. Mail? Is it related to how Akihisas looking abnormal this morning? Hideyoshis careless words made me feel that my heart was crushed and that I couldnt breathe. Damn it! I forgot that Hideyoshi already realized that theres something different about me! Something different about Akihisa-kun? Now that you mention it, he looks chipper than usual, his uniforms neatly ironed, and his hair isnt messy Thats really suspicious. He looks rather healthy for once, but his uniform is even neatly ironed. Thats really weird. This isnt like Akihisa at all. They actually started analyzing me. This isnt good if it keeps up. At, at least Ill come to school neatly once in a while! Lets not talk about that. It should be time for the bell, right? Got to get back to my seat before Ironman comes back! So, Ill do that! I forcefully ended this topic and ran away. Really suspicious I ignored the piercing stares behind me and head to my seat to get ready for the lessons. Yoshii, go to the infirmary. This line was said to me 7 times during morning lessons. Is it really strange that Im taking notes seriously? Really, you guys are way too rude I have to get an improvement of at least 20 marks in the upcoming end-of-term exams, or else things will be really bad (wouldnt that be the case when my sisters at home?) I had such an idea and studied more seriously than usualyou dont have to be that amazed. I was really sad that the teachers would feel like this as I put away my textbooks and notes from the 4th period. Just when I was about to have lunch, Minami suddenly came to my seat. Aki, what happened? You werent normal since this morning. Minamis voice really showed concern. I thought that she would hate me for what happened then. But if its like what Yuuji and the rest said, Minami reverted back to her old attitude. Nothing happened to me. Its just that I feel that I need to work harder. Aki, lift your head. I have to check whether you have a fever or not. Why is it that everyone thinks that Im sick when I just want to study hard Minami still reached her hand over as I felt really bothered. She must be trying to touch my forehead and see if I have a fever. Really, arent you guys way too concerned Ugh, this wont do! WAH! As I suddenly jumped back, Minami couldnt help but shriek. Oi! Whats with that reaction! Its rare enough for me to see whether you have a fever! So, sorry! Therere a whole lot of reasons If it were Minamis sister Hazuki-chan doing this, I dont think therell be too much of an afterthought. But if nee-san saw Minami touching my head to see if I have a fever, I guess it would fall under the definition of Illicit Sexual Relationships, right? In that case, my points may be deducted by 150. If nee-san knows about it, my happy life of living alone will be even more distant from me. Its because I dont know where a certain someone might be hiding that I have to eliminate all possibilities of danger. Reasons? What do you mean? Minami doesnt understand my frustrations right now as she stared at me in a puzzled manner. This is bad. If I explain everything to her, I wont be able to hide the fact that my sisters around. Looks like I have to change the topic. Uuermo, oh ya, lets have lunch instead of talking about this! Lunch break will soon be over! I hurriedly took out my lunchbox that I prepared from my bag and put it on the table. The way I changed the topic might be a little forced, but Minami will start taking out her lunch, I guess? This was what I expected, but, Eh!? Aki, you brought a self-made bento? What happened? Unexpectedly, this made Minami even more suspicious. Ehh!? Akihisa-kun brought a bento? For some reason, Himeji-san came running over and showed a shocked look. Eh, you two dont have to be so surprisedIm human here, and I may die if I dont get nutrition once in a while. Even though I say that, Ill spend all my money whenever I get my living expenses. Thats rightbut todays really different from before. Yeah. Even if Aki would have lunch in the past, he would mostly bring a bento he bought. But it looks like he brought a handmade one today. Both of them widened their eyes and stared hard at the lunch that was put on the table. This is bad. I didnt expect them to even scrutinize such minor things. What they said was true. If I had the money to buy lunch, I would mostly buy a bento from a convenience store or a supermarket. It would be more worth it money wise to buy a bento than to make one, but I didnt do it today. Akihisa-kun, why are you having a specially-made bento? Himeji-san tilted her head and asked me. The reason is simple. Its that I have to pretend that Im living a healthy life. But if I explain it to them, I have to say that my sister is around. This is something I have to prevent no matter what. What should I do Dont tell me, someone made this for you? Minami narrowed her eyes slightly. Not good, shes getting ready to attack. I really made it for myself. To ensure my personal safety, I honestly answered Minamis question. Besides, theres no need to hide this. But the response I got was, Liar. Youre lying. WHY IS IT THAT YOU TWO DONT BELIEVE ME!? Aki cant cook anyway. I advise you to answer honestly. Who made this bento for you? And it looks rather goodthe people around Akihisa-kun who can make such nice bentos are Is it either Sakamoto or Tsuchiya? I didnt even say anything, but the topic just diverged further in a strange direction. But it doesnt matter. If they can accept it, its fine by me. Ill just let them guess randomly. Oh welljust think whatever you want. I showed a nonchalant look and shrugged my shoulders. Its just like what we thoughtAki, have you become so filthy? EH!? WAIT A SEC! MINAMI, WHAT KIND OF UNBEARABLE IMAGINATION ARE YOU HAVING!? AND WHY IS HIMEJI-SANS FACE ALL RED NOW!? What does she mean by being filthy? Im really wondering about it, but I just feel that if I hear the answer straight from her mouth, I will be so stunned that I wont be able to pick myself up. Speaking of which, Aki even sent a message to Sakamoto saying I dont want to go home tonight. In that case, that means, Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun are really Really? What are you trying to say? So Yuujis really having an affair with Yoshii. Heh? Affair? What topic are we at now? Ugh Kirishima-san!? When did you appear? Only just. This pretty and cool girl with such a quiet temperament is the class rep of A class and the valedictorian, Kirishima Shouko-san. Shes great at both studies and athletics, and her appearance and family background are both first class. The only sad thing is that she was only fond of Yuuji, and thats really a waste. Kirishima-san, are you looking for Sakamoto-kun? Himeji-san asked Kirishima-san. (Nods head)I want to return Yuuji his pants. Hanging from her hand was the pants of the familiar male uniform. Yuuji probably came to school in half-pants this morning because his pants were taken by Kirishima-san. It looked like she deliberately came over to return Yuuji his pantsbut right now, it looks like Kirishima-sans giving off a strong killing intent and doesnt looks at peace like how she should be when returning the pants. Hn? Shouko? I got it. So you finally found your conscience and decided to return me my pants. A familiar voice came from nearby. As I looked over at where the voice came from, Yuuji was staring at the pants in Kirishima-sans hand as he walked over. Those who have affairs should be punished. That was an icy cold mutter that will almost freeze my spine. This is bad, Yuuji! Hurry up and run away! Yuuji was already standing in front of Kirishima-san, completely oblivious to my warning while I deliberately hushed myself down. Really, now I can wear my clothes properlyhn? Why arent you returning me my pants, Shouko? Yuuji. What? I dont want to do something cruel to Yuuji. You dont want to do something cruel to me? I dont understand what you mean, but its good that you have such an intention. Thats why Im warning you. Warning me? Hand over your trunks. DA!! (Yuuji suddenly dashed off) Ahaha. Yuujis really an idiot. Erm, Akihisa-kun. Nn? What is it, Himeji-san? Do you want to eat that bento? Un. Of course Im going to. Its prepared anyway. ReallyI understand. In that case, please compare the taste. Taste? Yes. ActuallyI made some special cookies last night DA!! (I suddenly dashed off) Ahh! Oi, Aki! Explain your relationship with Sakamoto! Akihisa-kun! Why did you run away without eating? The cookies I made should be more nutritious than Sakamoto-kuns bento. Please try it! Yuuji, you two are actually trying to escape. Unforgivable. Behind us, the sound of footsteps and killing intent continued to pursue us. Akihisa, you damned bastard! Did you say something to Shouko? Why did she suddenly attack me!? How would I know!? Im about to ask you whether you said anything to Himeji-san and Minami! They look like they have a lot of strange thoughts about me! How would I know, you idiot!? The strange imaginations are all because of your bad behaviour! What did you say!? You scum!? Ill return these words right back at you!! Yuuji and I continued to yell at each other as we continued to dash down the corridor. I dont have much self-confidence in my physical abilities, but Yuuji''s and my running-away speeds are a lot faster than an ordinary persons. Let alone Himeji-san, whos already weak, even the athletic Minami and Kirishima-san cant possibly catch up You two again! Yoshii, Sakamoto! What are you two arguing about! ACK!!! IRONMAN!!! Our sworn enemy appeared in front of us. Hes a devil with muscles all over him, living in modern societyNishimura-sensei, a.k.a Ironman. At that moment, Yuuji and I glanced at each other. From his eyes, I can tell that hes thinking of what Im thinking. ((If I can get that that guy to be a sacrifice for Ironman, I will be able to buy some time, right?)) Such a touching thought, but Ironmans not the only enemy right now. The girls chasing us from behind are huge threats as well. In other words, though its regrettable, even if I want to use that method to live peacefully, therere too few people for me to sacrifice. Cant be helped! Lets work together, Akihisa! Okay! Better put our lives as priority! At that moment, we made the best decision and got ready to take action. Lets begin Activate! Summon! As Yuuji turned on the summoning field, my summoned beast appeared. Then, we got ready to attack Ironman whos blocking us. Take this, Ironman!? Suddenly, my summoned beast disappeared vaguely like a blur mist. Thats weird? Whats going on? The summoned beast didnt hide itself. Well, to put it, its like there was no response at all. Im rather familiar with controlling a summoned beast, but such a thing never happened before. Its not like the interference from before. What happened? Oi, Akihisa! What are you standing around for!? HehUOWAAAAHHH!!! A sudden gust of wind that caused my hair to be lifted up came flying from besides me. Is this Ironmans fist? I thought it was an iron ball from a shot put tournament being thrown at me! You two! I dont know what you two are arguing about, but youre using the summoning system to do bad things here! Didnt I warn you not to use your summoned beast as you wish other than for the summoning battles!? Looks like I have to correct that rotten core of yours! EEKK!! Ironmans angry. Looks like we angered him completely by trying to use the summoned beast to break through. Wait, Aki! Eat the cookies Mizuki made and tell us everything. Yuuji, if you still want to resist, Ill make you lose all your clothing. The voices of the assassins came from behind. Why did a normal casual lunch break become like this!? Akihisa! Got it! While Ironmans falling forward with the attack, I used my fastest speed to escape the scene. Were stopped on both front and back, but luckily, the stairs are right beside us. Since were still not at a dead end, we can continue to run! Yuuji and I ran down the stairs at the same time. Very good, Akihisa! Well split once we get down the stairs! Ill be a bait to lure them away. Hide behind the pillar and run off once they leave! No way, how can I sacrifice you just to save myself, Yuuji! I should be the bait and lure them away. Try hiding and run off secretly, Yuuji! Nows not the time to think about it! Only one of us can live on! Thats why I want to give the chance to you, Yuuji! Nonono, Akihisa! You should be the one hiding! Were considering our safeties as priority, and naturally, we wouldnt back off. Just when we continued with this argument, we reached the bottom of the stairs and came to the lowest level. Really, you, in that case, I can only force you to hide! (DONK) Ah! Yuuji, what have you done! While were still at a deadlock, Yuuji suddenly pushed me behind the pillar and ran off in the other direction. Yu, Yuuji! That idiot! I ducked and hid my body behind the pillar and couldnt help but think of my classmate that ran away. That idiots definitely IRONMAN, SHIMADA! AKIHISAS HIDING BEHIND THAT PLACE!! HE DEFINITELY BETRAYED ME AS EXPECTED, THAT SWINE! DAMN YOU, YUUJI! I WONT FORGET YOUR BETRAYAL!! I immediately jumped out from behind the pillar and hurriedly ran off in the opposite direction of where Yuuji ran off to. Damn it! What I intended to do was done by him! It really infuriates me! Yoshii! Stop and come and have tea in the remedial classroom! I DONT WANT TO! I FEEL THAT ILL BE DRINKING TEA MIXED WITH MY OWN TEARS IF I END UP DRINKING TEA WITH YOU!! Yuujis hard knock caused my feet to become a little unsteady, and Ironman soon closed in. Guuu! I cant get away now! Ironman slowly closed the distance between us, and Ill be in his demonic clutches a step later. End of the line, YoNuohh!!? Ironman let out a shocked cry and seemed to trip, while my body felt a mysterious pain. This painis it the feedback from the summoned beast? I turned around to look behind, but didnt slow down at all. Eh? How did I looked closely, and found that about 3m behind me, my summoned beast was lying there, having tripped Ironman. Great! I dont know whats going on, but I better run! To think that such a great chance appeared. Of course I have to make use of this. Ill just use my obstacle clearing skills to escape through the window. I even ran a little more to shake off those people who were chasing me. Speaking of which, why did the summoned beast appear? I didnt summon in the first place. I managed to save my own life, but I just couldnt help but be concerned about it. The summoned beast I summoned at the upper level disappeared without doing anything I continued to think as I ran around the school, and just so happened to see an open window. FuuI guess they wont be able to find me if I ran that much. I slowed down and stopped running for my life, went near the window, leaned on the window frame, and leaped in. What room is this? Why do I have a nostalgic feeling Theres a sofa and a turn-table for accommodating visitors, and a bookshelf full of special titles that would make me get a migraine. Also Damned brat, what do you want? Theres a strange and ugly old man statue! And you just insulted me on seeing me!? Such a rude damned brat! No, its actually the principal. Really, youre really such damned brats that worry meyou two came in without saying hello, and even cursed out at me. Do you want to be suspended again? So, sorry I just stated what I thought. But isnt it a little weird? Did she just saytwo? What the heck, Akihisa! You came to hide here too. Ah, Yuuji. So you came to hide here. A familiar voice could be heard beside me. I didnt notice his presence as he was blocked by the bookshelf. Yuuji, who split up from me, is hiding in the principals office too. Because they wont find us if we hide here. Its true that they wont think that well be hiding here. But its really a coincidence that I came here. I dont know what you two are blabbering, but this isnt a place you can just come in whenever you want to. The air in here just feel contaminated whenever you two damned ugly brats come in. Its annoying. Now that she mentioned it, we do come in here often. But those rude and humiliating words arent exactly something an educator should say. The principal really looked unhappy. Did something happen? Yuuji, did you say something that made the principal unhappy? You idiot. Dont compare me to you who would treat the principal as some strange, ugly and heinous looking person that I cant stand looking at. I was just a little shocked that I saw a demon in the principals office. Yuuji, arent those words of yours rather rude? Its not like the principal wanted to look like a demon. Looks like theres a need for you two to know whos the one with the highest authority in this school. Am I thinking too much? It looked like the principals mood got worse. Humph, I dont want you two damned brats to critique my looks. You two are the second-year version of the Toko-Natsu pair, and you even have the cheek to talk about me. WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU DAMNED OLD HAG!!! On hearing the worst description ever in this world being used on us, Yuuji and I couldnt help but roar. However, Im rather surprised that the principal knew about the Toko-Natsu nickname. Okay okay. Really, what do you two want to talk to me about? You can see that Im busy here. The principal said as she looked down at the pile of documents beside her. I dont really have anything to say to the principal Oh yeah. I have something I want to ask you. But Yuuji looked like he had something to say. What can he talk about with the principal? We called out a summoned beast just now, but it randomly disappeared for no reason without even doing anything. Did something happen? So thats it. Im rather concerned about how the summoned beast disappeared randomly. Luckily, I managed to escape, but we will be bothered if such a situation happens during the summoning tournament. Its best to check with the principal. Do you two know how to talk? Oh well, honorifics may be too difficult for idiots like you, so I cant blame you there. After a little humiliation on both sides Thats just one of the current problems. The principal coldly answered Yuujis question. Problemare you talking about my platinum bracelet? I nearly forgot that the platinum bracelet will malfunction once in a while. I dont exactly know whats going on, but if a student with good grades use it, it may cause a situation where it will go rampant as it cant be controlled. Speaking of Yuujis recent grades, its not impossible even if the bracelet breaks. In that case, is it because of that that the summoned beast ended up being weird? Just when I thought it was like this, No, Im talking about the test summoning system. The principal answered with an irritated look. So its not like how I imagined. Speaking of which, there seemed to be some maintenance or something. Is the summoning system really alright? Theres a little situation at the moment, but theres no need for you two damned brats to worry. Right now, were readjusting, but we should be able to use it again before summer vacation. Really? We can use it before summer vacationin that case, wouldnt that mean, In other words, we wouldnt be able to start the summoning war immediately, Can only wait till the next semester. What should we do? Well be bothered here! Our 3 month ban from declaring war punishment after having lost in the summoning war will be over soon, and now we have to wait and wilt! Cant you do anything? Its not that we cant use it completelybut I just dont want you two to use it. And I ordered the other teachers to refuse the students requests to declare war. The principal coldly answered. Since its not like we cant use it completely, why ban it! This just feels like some sick joke! Its not like. This is a joke Im playing out of my own bitterness. She said something that an educator shouldnt be saying again. Why must you do this? It has nothing to do with letting us use it, right!? Seeing me being all agitated, the principal answered coldly. Why? Oh, dont tell me you dont understand if I dont explain it clearly to you. Of course I dont understand! What in the world is this! This requires lots of insight for you to understand. Is that thing above your neck just a decoration? It does look like a flawed item from its appearance. This, this damned old granny. In that case, Ill tell you directly. The reasons simple. Its because you two are usually bad, and Im not just talking about the faces and the grades. Cant this person talk normally with others without saying ill words? Just when I was about to open my mouth and argue back, Yuuji, who was behind me, suddenly grabbed my elbow. Whats the matter? (Calm down, Akihisa.) Yuuji softly whispered to me. (Why!? Arent you angry that shes describing you like that!?) (How can I not be angry? But what help does arguing back in the heat of the moment do? We cant change the fact that we cant have a summoning war here.) (Uu) Yuujis right. If we make the principal angry at this point, itll really do us no good. (In that case, why dont we try to get on the old hags good side and ask her to remove the ban on the summoning wars? Just endure this for a while.) Its unexpected that I will hear the word endure from Yuuji of all people, but to this guy, the current situation is such that we cant act on our own. Besides, whether we can get the extension of the summoning war here is a battle of life and death now. (Got it, Yuuji. Now we have to grit our teeth and endure no matter how much she humiliates us.) (Yeah. We have to do this for the sake of our goals.) Thats right. No matter how vicious that principals mouth is, we have to endure. Endure endure endure Really, no matter how you people adore me, you shouldnt have gathered all the second year boys to peep on me bathing SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU DAMNED OBNOXIOUS SELF-CENTERED OLD HAG!!!! We couldnt help but scream out our thoughts. When, when was I being self-centered here? You were excited and started a riot just to peep on me. Thats a fact! YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AKIHISA BEING AN IDIOT, A BUTT UGLY GUY OR GAY, I DONT CARE SINCE THATS A FACT. WHAT I CANT ACCEPT THIS THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT ILL GET EXCITED AND PERVERSE OVER AN OLD GRANNY!! DAMNED OLD GRANNY, CORRECT THAT!! THATS RIGHT! CORRECT THAT! YUUJIS THE ONLY ONE WHOS DUMB, UGLY AND WILL GET EXCITED OVER AN OLD GRANNY! Ahh, you two are really noisy! No matter how you ask me, I wont go about having a romantic relationship with students! I DONT WANT TO DO IT WITH YOU EITHER!!! And thats it for the casual talk. So, why must you ban the summoning war? If its just a minor error, you should be able to repair it, right? Having regained his calm, Yuuji sat on the sofa and asked. Do I have to mention it? Of course its because you people have no idea on the real nature of the summoning system. Summoning systems nature? Thats right. I dont know what you are mistaken about, but the summoning system in this school was originally meant to increase the drive in students to learn academically. But tell me, what have you done? Starting with destroying the wall of the school, blowing up the staff room, leading the second-year boys to peep on the girls bathroom, and igniting a summoning war commotionyou people didnt just cross the line as students, you went even further! Have you people been studying seriously? Uu Cant deny that here. But after those commotions, our grades did improve. We arent going to lessons obediently, but weve been having remedials all day long. Ye, yeah. We did do what we have to do well here! This isnt a question of whether your grades improved, but about how the public would feel about this. The principal couldnt hide her fatigue as she said that. Fumitzuki Gakuen is being watched by all sorts of people because of the test summoning system. This allowed for a lot of sponsors and lowered the school fees drastically, but theres the flaw of being debated and criticized. Even if the people in the school can clearly feel the effects of the test summoning system, the school may not be able to continue operating if society cant agree and accept this. The principals probably being bothered by this. Thats why I set this ban, and its not like you wont be able to use it forever. In about a week, itll be the end-of-term exams, and summer vacations after that, isnt it? The second semester will be here in the blink of that eye. The time till the second semester still feels rather far, but to the school, its just a mere 3 weeks. Its really not very long now that she mention it. In other words, you actually mean this, right, principal? The summoning system really has some malfunction, but the ceasefire is just something said to the public. Youre banning us from having the summoning war to let the students focus on the end-of-term exams, right? Your observation skills are really sharp. Thats really the case. The conversation continued, but I couldnt catch up anymore. Errm, that means? Basically, what she meant is the summoning wars being banned for the time being, so were to focus completely on the end-of-term exams and show good grades. Yuuji explained it to me at the right moment. Fm fm, I see, so thats how it is. Even so, even if I ban the summoning war completely, you brats most likely wont study The principal put her hands below her chin for support and looked like she was thinking. If your grades dont improve with this coming end-of-term exams, well have a special summer remedial then. WHAT IDIOTIC WORDS IS THIS DAMNED OLD GRANNY SAYING!? Tha, thats too much, principal! You banned the summoning war, and now youre going to take our summer vacation away!? Isnt that too cruel!! We cant have the summoning battles we so wanted, and now were forced to study for the end-of-term exams. This may be normal to an ordinary student, but no student will be happy because of that. You damned brats are way too talkative! I might as well finalize the summer vacation remedial and delay the summoning war to the third semester to make you all focus on your studies. Ugh Whatever the case here, please spare us here. A chill went down my spine as I simply imagined that I will have to continue exchanging looks with Ironman in that classroom during this half year. Besidesif Himeji-sans to have such facilities, it will be too Its not like I dont understand your feelings anyway. I intended to announce it tomorrow. Its not just you brats though, since its not hard to imagine the other students protesting against this violently. However, the ones protesting will most likely be our F class students. So I decided to give some benefit to you and restart the system. Restart the system? What kind of benefit is that? As there was maintenance before, I intend to reset all the data that exists in the system to zero. Youll be more motivated, right? Hoothats quite a good idea. It seemed that Yuuji understood what the principal meant, but I still couldnt understand at all. Whats this good proposal? You still look like you arent sure of whats going on. This system reset will mean that the summoned beasts equipment will be reset to zero. In other words, the marks we get in this end-of-term exams will become the equipment of our summoned beast, and may be even better than before. Eh! Is that so? So my summoned beasts equipment can change from a wooden sword to a real one? Isnt that great? Originally, the equipment of the summoned beasts can only be changed at the end-of-year final exams, so Ill give this to you as a special benefit. The summoned beast equipment we have is exchanged from the scores before the steaming, the first year end-of-year exam. After that, no matter how much I got, my wooden sword was still a wooden sword, and my school uniform couldnt change into protective armor. This already restricted me a lot. If it can improve, itll be really great news for me. Studyings not for anyones sake, but for your own hard work. I know this may not be a good thingbut well do things one at a time. This situation is just a little special. Its rare for the principal to actually say something an educator should say. Studying is for our own sake, and shes right there, but this added incentive will make us work even harder, which I cant deny. Also Got it! Ill do my best for the end-of-term exams! Akihisa, whats with you? Being so motivated out of a suddenly And also, considering this special benefit, it will be too much of a coincidence. Until now, I forgot that nee-san shifted back as an inspector. If I dont do well for my end-of-term exams, my happy life of living alone will be over. But with a reward, I can go all out to study. Once I get my results, Ill definitely Alright! Lets do our best, Yuuji! If we can get good results during the end-of-year exams, well be able to beat A class decisively in the next terms summoning war. Ohh, thats right. I have to really work hard here! For the sake of chasing my sister out, and to get the high-class facilities of A class during the next semester! Its great that your dumb brains can understand. Alright, you damned brats. If you have nothing else to do, scram. Yes! Well make a move then! Ah, oi! Akihisa! If we run onto the corridor now, those guys may I grabbed Yuujis hand and walked out of the principals office. In that case, lets work hard. KACHANK. Welcome But right now, it looks like I have to deal with the four people in my way first. Current score [-20 points] Volume 5, The Third Question Volume 5, The Third Question Under the 76th line of the Japanese Constitution The Independence of the Judge, please fill in the following blanks. All judges shall exercise (________) to (________) execute their (________) and shall be bound only by (________) and the (________) to apprehend criminals. Himeji Mizukis answer: All judges shall exercise (conscience) to (independently) execute their (authority) and shall be bound only by (Constitution) and the (laws) to apprehend criminals. Teachers comment: Well answered. This is one of the rather important articles in the Japanese Constitution. As the judges exercise the privileges, the constitution can ensure that the judge wont be instigated by political powers and high-levels of the court and perform the duties independently. The content itself also includes ensuring the personal safety of the judge. I hope you can remember this little knowledge. Yoshii Akihisas answer: All judges shall exercise (BLEEP) to (BLEEP) execute their (BLEEP) and shall be bound only by (BLEEP) and the (BLEEP) to apprehend criminals. Teachers comment: In that case, wouldnt the 76th article be a bad thing? Tsuchiya Koutas answer: All judges shall exercise (instincts) to (take off their clothes and) execute (a strip exercise) and shall be bound only by (the policemans hand holding onto the culprit) and the (handcuffs) to apprehend criminals. Teachers comment: I DEMAND YOU SEND A LETTER OF APOLOGY TO ALL THE JUDGES WITH FULL SINCERITY!! The familiar sound of the dismissal bell rang, and its finally time for school dismissal. Yuuji, can I discuss with you something? I asked my bad friend who was ready to pack his bag and go home. Hm? Akihisa, whats the matter? For today, can I stay over at your house tonight? There are a lot of things about homework and the types of questions that are to be tested at the end-of-term tests I want to ask you about. ZAWAASH The moment I said this, buzzing could be heard in the classroom. Oidid you hear that? I heard that. To think that such an unbelievable thing was said How could those two possibly Yeah, how could that Yoshii and Sakamoto Actually know of end-of-term tests I really want to argue back at them, but Ill let them off for today. Humph, you guys managed to keep your own lives there. You want me to teach you? Un. Really therehavent you memorized the multiplication table for 7? Hold on a sec! I dont remember saying that Im uneasy over being unable to recite the division table! Even I know how to multiply fractions there! I see. Then tell me whats the area of a triangle. (Base) X (Height) = ! Are you thinking that Im an idiot on that level!? Okay okay, you got it, Akihisa. Just remember to divide by two to get the correct area of the triangle. Fuu, really thereyoure really a genius at being picky in such things, Yuuji. Amazing! This answer is far more than what I even expected! Tha, thats not it! I just answered too quickly and forgot about it. I will definitely be able to answer if there are questions related to the area of a triangle! Well, Akihisa-kun Just when Yuuji and I were yapping away, Himeji-san with her hands carrying her bag arrived in front of us. Shes probably intending to go home directly today. What is it, Himeji-san? I have to tell you that theres a trick to memorizing the multiplication table quickly. I can memorize it! Even I can remember that nine times nine equals eighty one! Himeji-san really looked worried. Am I really an incorrigible idiot in Himeji-sans mind? This really shocked me. But why did you become so hardworking? If theres no special reason, I dont think you would study obediently. On hearing Hideyoshi, whos sitting nearby, say the words special reason, Himeji-san stared at me in a gloomier fashion. No, thats not it. Didnt Yuuji announce it to everyone? The summoning systems data is being reset and that we have to attend summer remedial if we dont do well for the end-of-term tests. I dont want to keep carrying a wooden sword and wearing a school uniform until graduation, and I want to enjoy summer vacation as well, so I thought I should work hard. This isnt like Akihisa at all. Yeah, I dont think Aki will start working hard because of such a trivial reason. Muttsurini and Minami came over. Why did so many people gather when I said that I want to study? Well, Akihisa-kun, if you dont mindcan I study with you? Himeji-san timidly raised her hand to request. Really, Himeji-sans really a kind-hearted person. Under normal circumstances, I would accept this offer gratefully. But todays situation is different. Its possible if its Yuujis house, but I cant possibly stay overnight at Himeji-sans house Eh? Akihisa-kun, you want to stay over at my house? Ah, no, thats not what I meant In, in that case, I have to call back home first and tell otou-san not to drink tonightermIm saying that if Akihisa-kuns willing to talk about important things with him, it will be troublesome when hes drunk Himeji-san fidgeted and said some things I couldnt even understand. What important things do I want to say to Himeji-sans dad Is it about the transfer? Ill go convince him then! Are tatami mats still not enough? If we can have someone get some normal tables and chairs Are you talking about changing of faith? Isnt Akihisa-kun a Buddhist? Hoh? What is that about? No, well, its about how our families have different religions ??? What the heck? It sounds like both of us arent on the same page here. Himejis thinking pattern is really similar to Akihisas. Yeah, this is what it means by taking the color of ones company. Way too similar. My three bad friends stared at me, seemingly exchanging looks and whispering. On a side note, there are some terms Minami doesnt understand, so she has a pile of question marks above her head now. Speaking of which, Ive been wondering about it since this morning. Why do you want to come over to my house, Akihisa? Did something happen at your house? Ahwell, actually Dont try and lie to me. I suddenly thought that I need to studyack, thats too fast! I didnt even say anything yet! Its true that that was a lie though. Oh well. This will implicate the next summoning battle, so its not like I cant teach you. Eh? Really? But were going to your house. Itll be easier to deal with things there. After saying that, Yuuji even looked aside and muttered because such a mother is in my house That kind of mother? Ive never met Yuujis mother before. What kind of mother is she? Eh? My houses not convenient! Its a little, well, inconvenient today! Your house is inconvenient today? Whats wrong? A, ah, well, actually, some workers are going to come over to decorate my house. Stop lying. We were supposed to go to your house to play that boxing game. How is it possible that any workers will be here! No, I accidentally lost my key. Your house is an apartment. Just call the caretaker to open it for you. No, actually, my house caught fire! A fire happened and you have the heart to prepare a bento and even iron your clothes thoroughly? How stupid can you get? Aherm, actually, what other! Time to buck up. Your lies are really so bad that I can read through them. Gu I really thought a lot about this, but I just couldnt think of a reason not to go home. This is bad. Cant be helped. In that case, Ill just go back home and try to fight against my sister I got it. Ill just go home then I carried my back and got up from my seat. But just when I was about to turn around and leave, Hideyoshi grabbed my shoulder. Wait a sec, Akihisa. Is there something youre hiding from this gang here? Uehh!? No, theres nothing! I dont know whats going on, but if theres a secret this idiot wants to hide no matter whatlooks like itll be interesting. Yuuji smirked as his eyes narrowed. Alright, lets go check it out! Wa, wait a sec, Yuuji! What are you saying? Yeah. Maybe we can see a completely different side to Aki. Im interested too. Time to search the house. Since club activities are suspended during the exams, I guess Ill come along too. THIS IS BAD! WHY IS THE SITUATION BECOMING MORE AND MORE DISADVANTAGEOUS TO ME!!? No! You cant go to my house today! Erm, my house is messy now! Erm, if its messy, I can help you clean it up. You cant concentrate if its messy. As, as expected of Himeji-san! Her kindness is just like an angel! But if this keeps up, Himeji-san will come over to my house and meet that ridiculously weird sister of mine. What should I do? What should Ithats right! Ill just mention something that girls wont want to touch! But the mess Im talking about is the 2000+ ero books I have at home! Leave it to me (thumbs up) Damn it! It ended up piquing Muttsurinis interest!? This is way different from my initial prediction! Alright. Since everyone has a common understanding, lets go over to Akihisa house! Ossu!! NO~!!!! I tried my best to resist, but in the end, I was twisted on the neck and dragged back home with everyone. Wha, what should I do now What can it be? Akihisas different from Muttsurini in that theres nothing he would normally hide. Even I would be looking forward to seeing what he has at home. I dont hide anything. Muttsurini, are you interested in girls underwear? How could I. Id say, Muttsurini, youre so used to lying that you could do it without blinking. (Shakes head furiously)! On the way home, everyone except me seemed to be chatting away happily as they walked. But what could it be? Something that Akihisa-kun wants to hide no matter what Thats right. Theres the huge commotion he caused during the study camp. I dont think he will be hiding ero-books. YeahAkihisa would actually bring his own bento and even iron his clothes properly. Id guess Maybe he got a girlfriend? !? But Yuujis careless words caused everyone present to widen their eyes. A, Aki! Whats going on!? Explain clearly! M, muuso Akihisa found his partner in lifeas a friend, Id be giving my blessings, but I dont know whether I should be relieved or jealous here Traitor! I, I didnt even say anything! Isnt everyones imagination way too creative? Everyone, dont worry. How could Akihisa-kun be dating a girl and hiding it from us? I believe Akihisa-kun. Amongst the voices of the 4 people, Himeji-san was the only one who kept her calm. As expected of Himeji-san, shes really different from the rest. Right, Akihisa-kun? You arent hiding someone and keeping it a secret from us, right? Really, shes different from the restHimeji-sans smile looks really creepy here. As we continued to argue, our gang arrived in front of the building where I lived in. Oh well, the truth will be out once we enter the house. Oi, Akihisa, take out the key. I dont want to. I still tried to resist. Akihisa, do you want to try the pain of wearing just a Y-shirt? Eh? Wait a sec! Didnt you leave out lots of parts in the middle!? I want to see Akihisa looking up with tears in his eyes. Muttsurini! Youre even designating what the action will be!? Are you trying to sell it!? Make a cushion out of it!? The twin-sided cushion has Hideyoshi on the other side, right!? Why did you get even me involved? Tsuchiya-kun, if possible, I hope that the top two buttons of the shirt are opened EVEN HIMEJI-SANS BEEN WEIRD RECENTLY! I GOT IT! ILL OPEN! ILL OPEN IT! Buttons? THE DOOR!! Since it came to this, its useless to resist no matter what. In that case, I can only pray silently and hope nee-sans out I secretly prayed to all the gods in the world and opened the door leading to my house. Dont tell me he really has a girlfriend I feel really nervous Dont worry, its definitely not something like that Just when everyone swallowed their saliva and watched me, I opened the door to the corridor. Nee-san would normally put her shoes in the corridortheyre gone! Great! She went out! If nee-sans not around, I have nothing to worry about. Ill just let them look around the house and immediately send them out. Alright, everyone, come into the house then. I called everyone in and opened the door leading to the living room. The moment I opened the door, what entered my eyes was The thing hanging inside the roomwas a type of womans underwear called a brassiere. WHY IS THERE EVIDENCE I CANT HIDE NO MATTER WHAT!! THAT THING SHOULD BE HUNG INSIDE THE BATHROOM! THAT IDIOT SISTER OF MINE!! I frantically ran over and threw the washed bra into another room. Did they see it? Did they all see it? I slowly turned around to check everyones response, Well, theres no evidence thats more decisive than that. I, I feel the same here Im so jealous that I want to kill you! Minami and the rest said their response. Eh, ermm, thats Damn it! I cant even try to mislead them here!!! In the midst of despair, I still thought of some method to try and give an excuse. In the meantime, Himeji-san was the only one who remained calm and she smiled and walked over to me. Akihisa-kun, how could you do this? Eh? What? That bra isnt Akihisa-kuns size, right? ISNT SHE IN SELF-DENIAL HERE!? Eh! Himeji-san, do you think that Ill wear a girls bra? In a certain sense, this is something that disturbs me more than having my sisters existence discovered! Himeji-san, thats not mine! Arre? Thats Even with such a huge misunderstanding, I tried my best to explain, but Himeji-sans gaze had already moved to the table in the living room. What is it this time? Ah, thats the cotton pad nee-san uses for cosmetics Thats fishcake, right? Fishcake!? As, as expected of Himeji-san! She actually saw the cotton pad as fishcake; shes living in a completely different dimension from an ordinary personIm really wondering what Himeji-sans dining table will have. Just when I saw those random things, Himeji-san looked afar. What she saw on the tablewasnt that a healthy bento women like most!? Hi, Himeji-san? What? Whats weird about that bento? Sob sob UEEHH!? Why are you crying out of a sudden? I cant deny it any further HOLD ON A SEC! WHY IS IT THAT A BRA AND COSMETICS CAN BE PASSED OFF BUT A BENTO IS IMMEDIATELY OUT!? Dont tell me a healthy bento women like is a more serious evidence than a bra and cosmetics? Haasince its come to this, it cant be helpedIll be honest here. My sister just came back home Since so much was found it, its pointless for me to hide anything, so I have to say the truth. Itll be extremely bad if I continue to try and hide things and cause them to mistake me for having a crossdressing fetish. After hearing my confession, everyone finally showed a relieved look. Tha, thats right. How could Aki have a girlfriend. Were thinking too much. Even I feel relieved. Everyone put their hand on their chests and heaved a sigh of relief. Even though its a little late, Im really wondering why they wouldnt think that it was nee-san instead of a girlfriend? Did they already have some sort of idea? I see. So Akihisa-kuns nee-san came back. Thats great Thats not good to me at all. Well, since things are like that, I made my own bento and ironed my clothes nearly. Do you understand now? Alright, now that I explained things here, please leave. I have to make these troublesome people leave before theres any doubts. Wait, Akihisa. Ack! The most troublesome idiot seemed to notice something. Is, is there something wrong, Yuuji? We knew that you have a sister. But why arent you willing to stay at home with your sister here? Ah, thats right. Even I feel that its weird here. (Nods head). Does Akihisa-kun still have something else he wants to hide from us? Yuujis doubt caused everyone present to feel suspicious. Gu! If I had known that things will end up like this, I shouldnt have told Yuuji about staying overnight and should have just come home Akihisa, it will be easier for you if you just say the truth, right? Yuuji reached his hand out and patted me on the shoulder. Yes, actually, Im already prepared Actuallymy sister here, wellshes a really weird person or rather, lacks common senseanyway, if Im with her, a lot of terrible things will happen, and Ill be deducted a lot of points for whatever strange reason, so I dont want to go home To, to think that even Aki would say that she lacks common sense. How serious can that be? Muueven, if its scary, even Im wondering here. Have to meet her no matter what. Yeah, I want to meet Akihisa-kuns sister for once. So it became like thisthis is almost like the worst situation I could imagine. Just when I was thinking that everyone here was interested in seeing nee-san, Ah~ what the heck, I say, your interest in other peoples family affairs is way too weak. Even other people have sisters or mothers that they dont want others to meet. Thats rare! Its rare that Yuuji would actually say something for me. What kind of wind is blowing here? Yu, Yuuji! Thanks GACHANK! At this moment, the sound of the door at the corridor being opened could be heard. Arre? You came back when nee-sans out shopping, Aki-kun? Eh? Whats with this timing? Are we having a comedy here!? UWAAAAHHH!! SH, SHES BACK! EVERYONE, FIND A PLACE TO HIDE Is it Akihisa-kuns sister? Im really nervous here Ca, can I actually say hello to Akis sister NOT GOOD! YOU PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SEE HER!! Just as everyone focused on the living room door to see nee-san appear, I could only continue to look up to the heavens and pray. Since things ended up like this, I have only one last hope left. Nee-san! I wont demand for you to greet everyone properly! So at least, just for once, be in normal clothes! The tense moment went by immediately, and the door finally opened. Oh my, do we have guest? Welcome. Our house is a little small, but I hope that you can treat it as your own house. Please dont feel restrained. Nee-san, who said such a normal thing, was dressed in ? pants and a collared short-sleeved shirt with a vest on. Thats a normal kind of get-up if there was one. So, sorry to bother you The appearance of the ever-normal looking nee-san with a normal attire, demeanor and common sense caused Yuuji and the rest to look completely stumped. Sorry for not introducing myself. Im Yoshii Akira. Everyone, thank you for willing to be friends with this stupid and useless brother of mine. She even bowed after saying that. Tha, thats too perfect! She looks just like a normal sister no matter how I see it! In that caseI should be able to fool them, right? Ahh, hello. Im Sakamoto Yuuji, Akihisas classmate. Having recovered, Yuuji hurriedly lowered his head and greeted nee-san. Im Tsuchiya Kouta. Muttsurini spoke up next. Hello, Yuuji-kun, Kouta-kun. Nee-san smiled back at them. Ahhsuch a wonderful scene here Just when I was touched by this rare peaceful moment, Yuuji looked over slightly and whispered, Oi, Akihisa, your sister looks rather normal here. Calling her weird, how well off can you get? Instead of me, instead of me Ahahashe, shes normal, isnt it? So if you have seen enough, hurry up and leave! Just when I whispered to Yuuji, the other classmates continued to chat with nee-san. Right now, it seems like its Hideyoshis turn. Im called Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Please take care of me. A lot of people will be mistaken when seeing me, but Im not a girl Ehh. Youre a boy, arent you? Hideyoshi-kun. Welcome to my house. ! On hearing those words, Hideyoshi couldnt help but look completely shocked as he looked up at nee-san. You, youre the first one to actually be able to tell that Im a guy! I dont know whats going on, but Hideyoshi just looked really moved. Of course I can tell. Thats because, Nee-san smiled as she said, Thats because its impossible for that stupid and ugly and useless brother of mine to have female friends. Whats with that firm belief that really sickens me! Just when I was wondering how to snark back at her, nee-sans stare moved to Himeji-san and Minami, So these two are guys, right? She made such a conclusion. WA, WAIT A SEC, NEE-SAN! HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A RUDE THING TO PEOPLE YOURE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME! THE THREE OF THEM ARE GIRLS! Akihisa! Im an authentic guy here, right? How little common sense does she have to view the three of them as guys After shouting that out, nee-san seemed to have a reaction to my words and slowly turned around to look at me. Girls, you say? Has Aki-kun been bringing girls back home? GUAAHH!! Da, damn it! Nee-san seems to be unhappy that I brought girls back home! Nee-san already thinks that holding hands is illicit sexual relationships. Shes definitely fuming now! Got to find a good reason! We, well, nee-san, listen to me! Theres a lot of reasons Really? Girls? Sorry for saying such insensitive things In facteh? Thats weird? While ignoring me as I tried to explain, nee-san honestly lowered her head at Himeji-san and Minami and didnt give off any killing intent at all. Is nee-san really not angry here? Whats wrong, Aki-kun? Ah, noits just that Im wondering whether youre angry, nee-san ? What are you saying? Why would nee-san be angry at you? Nee-san looked really calm and answered as if she had no reason to be angry at all. Wha, what, am I thinking too much? But this is greatthats right. Its just that some friends came over to visit my house. This kind of thing is normal, nee-san has no need to be angry. Just when I put my hand on my chest and thought that I could heave a sigh of relief, nee-san suddenly smiled and said to me, Oh yes, Aki-kun. Nn? What is it? Therere a lot of guests here today, so the doctor game Aki-kun likes to play will have to be delayed till tomorrow, alright? Ahhh I seethis persons really trying to drive me to my grave NE, NEE-SAN, WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SAYING! YOURE SAYING IT AS IF MY HABIT IS TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU EVERY DAYCAN YOU STOP SAYING SUCH MISLEADING THINGS! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PLAYING THAT KIND OF GAMES WITH NEE-SAN! DAMN IT! SHES DEFINITELY ANGRY NOW! COULDNT SHE JUST EXERT VIOLENCE ON ME!? WHY MUST SHE TORTURE ME IN SUCH A CRUEL MANNER!? THIS PERSON HERE IS REALLY TOO MUCH! A, Akihisa-kunplaying doctor with your own sister Akiits against the law to do this with your blood-related sister FUUOOOHHH!! SEE, THEYRE MISTAKEN HERE!! NEE-SAN! SCOLD ME LATER AS LONG AS YOU WANT, JUST CORRECT THOSE WORDS! Aki-kun, what are you panicking about? Oh yes. Do you know wheres the nurse uniform nee-san gave you yesterday? DONT ASK ME SUCH A THING AT THIS MOMENT! DAMN IRRITATING! THIS PERSONS DAMN IRRITATING! IF I HAD KNOWN THAT THINGS WOULD END UP LIKE THIS, I SHOULD HAVE JUST CAMPED OUTSIDE! Also, Im going to deduct you another 150 points under the crime of illicit sexual relationships. 150? 150S TOO MUCH! I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING YET! Didnt even do anything yet? Ill deduct another 200 points. FUWAAAAHHHH!!!! NEE-SANS ONE HUGE IDIOT! 200 POINTS! WHY DID IT JUST END UP IN A STATE WHERE I CANT RECOVER NO MATTER WHETHER I WANT TO! Sorry Akihisa, Im willing to take back those words I just said. Unthanks Yuujithis, this is the first time I actually feel healed by Yuuji ever since I was born I wasnt able to prepare myself mentally in time because of my sisters attire and demeanor. IM BASICALLY GAMBLING WITH MY LIFE FOR ACTUALLY DARING TO BE CARELESS IN FRONT OF THIS PERSON! Sorry for being off-topic. Can I ask you for your names? Ah, yes, sorry for not introducing myself. Im Himeji Mizuki, Akihisa-kuns classmate. Im Shimada Minami, and Minami suddenly glanced at me as she spoke halfway, Im friends with Aki. Mu. Minami just looked like she wanted to say that we arent friends. Was she planning to use the introduction she made at class and say that I was her wrestling training sandbag? So its Mizuki-san and Minami-san. Nice to meet you for the first time. Nee-san kept her smile and answered them throughout. Its because she showed herself to be so normal in such situations that people will wonder how real those weird things she said were. Really, shes a sister that really worries me Oh yeah. Where did you go just now, nee-san? I went to buy ingredients for dinner. Nee-san opened the bags she was holding, and there were ingredients like clams and bacon. I see, so nee-san went to buy ingredients for dinner. Eh? Didnt you buy too much here? Each ingredient was way too much if its for two people. Even a family cant finish that much. Nope, thats definitely just enough. Nee-san seemed to be unhappy with my words and even puffed her cheeks unhappily. Its rather refreshing when nee-san herself doesnt really show her real emotions on her face. Nee-sans not good at cooking, and actually ran off to buy dinner ingredients, so the amount was mistaken, right? But it isnt like nee-san to be unhappy over being pointed out. Its rare for everyone to come over to our house. Why dont you stay behind for dinner? Theres not many dishes we can offer though. It seemed that everyone was ready to do so. Nee-san spoke and invited everyone to stay behind for dinner. Looks like she just wouldnt admit that she bought the wrong amount no matter what. In that case, Ill stay behind too. Ill stay for dinner too. Itll be troublesome for you, but Id stay for dinner too. Me too. I, in that case, Ill Everyone nodded their heads. Looks like dinner tonight will be noisy. So everyones willing to stay behind. Thats great. Aki-kun, Ill leave the ingredients to you. Yup, got it. I took the bag of ingredients over from nee-san. Looks like I can enjoy a luxurious meal I havent had for a long time. Eh? Akis cooking dinner? Yup, that''s right. Akihisa-kun knows how to cook? Minami and Himeji-san both looked shocked. Thats weird; is it really strange that I can cook? Didnt I say it before at lunch? I prepared my own bento. No, now that you mentioned it, thats true Akihisa-kun did mention it before But both of them just gave inexplicable looks. This isnt anything worth being shocked about, right? Even I can cook a few simple dishes here. Thats a gentlemans habit. I, I dont knowhow to cook at all here Yuuji and Muttsurini did show off to everyone before, so they didnt have much reaction that I can cook. Forget about Muttsurini. As expected, youre forced to learn how to cook at home, right, Yuuji? Oh, thats rightbut what do you mean by saying as expected? Ahaha. Because you look like you have the lowest position at home, Yuuji. ? What are you talking about now? Eh? What do you meanisnt the one at the lowest position in the family in charge of cooking? For some reason, everyone showed me stares of compassion. Its because of my moms education policy that I was forced to cook. Is, is that so Akis mother sounds really strong Id feel that the position isnt the problem, but rather who can cook Eh!? Dont tell me everyone elses different!? Damned mom! Lying to me since young! I seeso my familys different from other familieswhile watching TV when I was young, I would think Isnt it weird for mothers to cook? Arent mothers supposed to be the strongest people in the families? I felt that it was weird back then, so thats how it is Alright alright. Its still early, but lets prepare dinner. Ill help you, Akihisa. Ill help too. Ah, yeah, thanks, you two. Then, in that case, Ill NO NEED, THE GIRLS JUST NEED TO SIT QUIETLY AND WAIT! Ah, haaI see Thus, we decided to deal with dinner first, and everyone will then study to prepare for the exams. Oi, Akihisa, is there a wok thats of better size? Hehe~, actually, that rack has a paellera on it. When you say paellera, are you talking about the wok used to cook paella? I didnt think that your house would have something so special. Even my house doesnt have it. Mine neither. Thats something my mom gave in the house. What Im saying is that since our house had such a thing, I used it to cook paella, and it was rather nice. Since then, paella became one of my favorite dishes. So thats how it is. In the kitchen where I was most proud of at home, Yuuji, Muttsurini and me were ready to prepare dinner for tonight. My house was one that was bought for a family of 4 to live in, so it is rather spacious. Its so spacious that I would feel somewhat lonely when living alone, and its difficult to clean up. Theres not really much benefit to saybut with three guys in a kitchen, I do feel relieved that the houses spacious enough. However, I do still feel restrained having 3 big boys packed in a kitchen. But are you really going to cook paella? I thought your sister would prefer Japanese cuisine Nee-san said that shes fine with anything. These ingredients are obviously meant to cook paella. Yeah. If its just prawns and clams, we can still think that its spaghetti, but with saffron. Yeah. I cant think of any dishes that uses saffron other than paellaarre? Whats this bottle of tomato sauce used for? Amongst the ingredients nee-san bought, she actually added a bottle of tomato sauce. Is this really an ingredient for cooking paella? I never heard of it before. Theres also paella thats made from mixed celery, onions, garlic and tomato sauce. Eh? Tomato sauce? (Nods head) its a tomato sauce called soffritto in Italy. Heh~so thats how it is. I never used tomato sauce when I made it before. Muttsurini actually knows about such things. Is there something related to sex in Spanish restaurants for Muttsurini to be this interested? Akihisa, dont tell me you actually did such a troublesome dish like paella so many times. Yup, I like it very much, so I do make it often. However, the last time I actually made paella on my own was more than a year ago. I didnt have enough money to cook something good ever since I started living alone. Since you did it so many times, why did she buy some unrelated ingredients? Isnt this weird? Really? I think its my sister who bought the wrong thing. Normally, I would be the one in charge of buying ingredients and cooking. Really? Oh well, maybe she did buy the wrong thing. Yuuji was still puzzled about the ingredients, but still agreed with what I said. Does he feel that somethings wrong? There shouldnt be any problems if its just the ingredients, right? Oh yeah, Akihisa, I just thought of something. Hm? You didnt let your sister know what kind of life you lived, right? Youre rather sharp about it. Anyone sharp enough can tell whether youve been well off or not, you idiot. Yuuji removed the intestines of the prawns and said to me. Will you be scolded if she knew? Muttsurini, who was using the scrub to wash the clams, asked. It would be alright if it was just a tantrum. Ill leave those horrifying punishments of being kissed on the lips aside. Is there anything else other than throwing a tantrum? Yeah, if I dont live properly or that I cant get enough marks during this end-of-term exams, my sister will continue to stay over at home. I said that as I sliced up the onion, red peppers, asparagus and stuff and put them into the big bowl. Enough marks? Its just like what my sister said, about deducting 150 or 200 points or so. She did seem to mention it, but I didnt hear it clearly. Whats about that marks? Besides the marks, I have to get more marks than the previous streaming exam during this end-of-term exams I see, so thats why you thought of studying hard. So thats how it is. Understood. I was only deducted 20 points yesterday, and in a short moment, it became 220. If the situation is better, my recent scores will be about 1000 pointsbut it will be bad if this keeps up. So no matter what, I have to prevent further loss of points. So I just want to say, please dont say anything in front of my sister, like grades at school, my real living habitsand also, that incident with Minami That one youre referring to is the kiss with ShimadaMm! I frantically covered Yuujis mouth. Yuujis really a loudmouth. The voice can even reach nee-san in the kitchen! Thats really bad too, so you can''t say it! Nee-sans very insistent on forbidding me from having any illicit sexual relationships! I kept my volume down, explained it to Yuuji, and slowly took back the hand covering his mouth. I see. Since youre living alone, itll be easier for me to disturb you at home, so Ill just shut up this time. Ill help too. Thanks guys. After explaining things, they were willing to help me out. Now, well continue our preparations. Let me think, the next step is Yuuji, can you help me get the consomm? Its about time to boil the soup. Hm? Dont you intend to cook that soffritto? NopeI can try it if Im living alone, but since everyones waiting for dinner, I guess we should follow the recipe Im familiar with. Is that so? Since you say so, lets do this. Yuuji stopped slicing the octopus into slices and took a can of consomm. That Yuuji can really do anything, talking and working at the same time. Un, thanks. I received the can and opened it, pouring the consomm into the wok Yuuji just heated up by turning on the fire. The saffron will need some time to show more of its color, so it was added in the beginning, and the soup base thats used to increase the flavor was soon completed. Did we prepare it well beforehand, or is it that theyre skilled with their hands? I really have to take my hats off of those two. Let alone Muttsurini, I didnt expect Yuuji to be good at cooking. Does this guy cook normally? My curiosity started to surge. I say, Yuuji, do you cook at home every day? Ahh, no, not everyday. My mother does know how to cook Thats great, having such a mother. But if I leave her alone, I really cant tell what kind of horrible thing shell cook Yuuji looked far away. A slight indescribable melancholy surrounded him as if there was a dish served with a mix-up between crayfish and lobster. Oh yeah, isnt it time to put the rice in? Ahh, put it in. Muttsurini and I will prepare the salad and the dessert. Leave it to me. I put the vegetables and rice in, and turned on the fire. Ill add in the soup once its fried somewhat. Akihisa, watch the wok when you pour the soup in, or else it will get burned. Dont worry. I know what to do. After a while, it seemed that the color of the food in the wok was almost there, and I poured the soup in. I just need to shake it occasionally and wait for the paella to be done. Finally, we have nothing to do and can only wait silently. Just when I was staring at the wok and spacing out, I suddenly heard Himeji-san and the rest talking. What are those people talking about? Do you want to see the photo album? These are all photos of Aki-kun when he was young. Eh? Can we? Sounds interesting. Akis photos when he was little. How does he look like? Ill go get it. Please wait for me. Uumy photos when I was youngfeels embarrassingif possible, I really want to stop nee-san, but my eyes cant leave the wok, and Himeji-san said that she wanted to see it Sorry to keep you waiting. Just when I was thinking randomly, it seemed that nee-san got the photo album and came back. Haacant be helped. I can only grit my teeth and endure so that everyone can pass the time, no matter how shameful it can be This is Aki-kuns bathing photo at two-years-old. H, how cute! Muu, I find this expression cute too. Looks so honest, so cute~ Next, its Aki-kuns bathing photo when he was four. Ahaha, really, Aki, falling asleep in the middle of a bath. Probably feels nice bathing in warm water. That sleeping face looks so pure. And this is Aki-kuns bathing photo when he was 7. Should be in elementary school at this point. How memorable. He grew quite a bit. He really grew a lot. And this ones Aki-kuns bathing photo when he was 10. WAIT A SEC, NEE-SAN! WHY ARE THESE ALL BATHING PHOTOS OF ME!? WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT PHOTO ALBUM HAVE!? I had to watch the wok, so I could only stand in the kitchen and shout at the living room, but didnt get any response at all. Really, even if these are photos when I was young, why are these all bathing photos And this is Aki-kuns bathing photo from yesterday. (Gulp) THAT IDIOT SISTER! WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT PHOTO!? WHEN I WAS CHANGING!? WAS IT WHEN YOU TOOK MY CHANGE OF CLOTHES FOR ME!? Akihisa, didnt I tell you not to look away from the wok? The rice will burn. IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER THE RICE GET BURNED OR NOT! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO GET A FRYING PAN AND WHACK THAT IDIOT SISTER OF MINE ON THE HEAD! I wont let you look down on the importance of cooking! Watch the pot! LET GO OF ME! YUUJI! YOU BIG IDIOT! No, itll definitely be alright. Himeji-san and Minami are different. Theyre girls with common sense, wisdom and good decision making ability. They definitely wont look at those kinds of photos! Time passed just like that Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting. Dinners ready. Thank you. Sorry to make you cook with Aki-kun even though youre guests. No, please dont worry about that. I dont hate cooking. We lined another table with the table in the living room, and the dinner that was finally finished was served. Un, it looks really good. Than, thank you(blushes). It, it looks good(blushes). Himeji-san, Minami, why are you blushing the moment you saw me? You two didnt see it right? You two definitely didnt see the photo nee-san talked about, right? Oh yes, Aki-kun, why do you look extremely anxious? You were yelling and shouting, and I could hear you from the living room. THATS BECAUSE I HAD TO YELL BECAUSE OF YOU!! And she even dared to tell me off when she didnt mention what she did! See, youve been shouting againdo you like calcium? As she said that, nee-san moved away my plate of paella and put a plate with a deeper base. Hm? Whats with this plate? Everyone, put your leftover shells in this plate. WHATS WITH THIS!? DOES MY DINNER ONLY CONSIST OF SHELLS? YOU SAY THAT I LACK CALCIUM, BUT THATS JUST SIMPLY ABUSE, RIGHT!? Such a beautiful relationship called family caused my tears to continue flowing no matter what. At the same time, I vaguely realized something Nee-sando you actually, actually hate me, nee-san? Beating me hard the moment she got back home, and showing embarrassing photos of me in front of the girls in class. If I combine these facts, I cant think of anything other than being hated by her. As she faced my doubts, nee-san gave a you surprised me reply, and casually answered. Aki-kun, what are you saying, child? How can nee-san hate you? If you dont hate me, the way you treat me is way too much. Or rather, on the contrary. Eh? Isnt the opposite of hate Nee-san loves you. Is, is that so Yes, nee-san really loves you. I couldnt help but shy off. Im happy that nee-san said that, but Im still somewhat awkward. Saying love you in front of everyone is really As someone of the opposite gender. THIS IS THE WORST!! WAS THOSE LAST WORDS A JOKE? ILL BE HAPPIER IF YOU SAID THAT YOU HATED ME! THIS PERSONS DEFINITELY TRYING TO FORCE ME TO MY GRAVE! THATS RIGHT! SHE MUST BE THINKING ABOUT THIS! SHE DEFINITELY HATES ME! Doesnt a Japanese saying say it? What? What are you trying to say? The dumber the child, the more adorable he is. Akihisa, you better give up. Theres no one else who loves you more in the world than your sister. WAIT A SEC! ARE YOU SAYING THAT IM THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!? I, I think that Akis the dumbest person in the world too! Me, me too! I definitely believe that theres nobody else dumber than Akihisa-kun in this world! DONT SAY IT! PLEASE STOP HURTING ME!! Why is it that everyone wants to trample on my heart mercilessly Oh well, well just leave this alone. It, it doesnt matter nowsuch a conversation is only a part and parcel of my life Oh yeah, did Yuuji mean that it doesnt matter what happens to my life? Anyway, lets tuck in before it gets cold. I turned my eyes to the food that was giving off hot air. Its not that everyone cant eat whenever they want to, but itll be a waste if the food we spent so much effort to cook goes cold. Nee-sans right. Its better to tuck in. Itaidakimasu!! Everyone clapped their hands together and attacked the food in front of them. Muu, this is really good. Really? Its great that it fits your taste. Now that you say that, it seemed that our efforts in making this dish is somewhat worth it. (Nods head). Hideyoshi smiled as he ate the paella, and the way he looked was so cute that I really want to take a photo and archive it. On the other hand, Himeji-san and Minami looked lost like they didnt know what they were tasting. Arre? Do you two not like paella? Uuno, its not that we hate it. its really good Its more like its depressing because its so good I really couldnt understand what they were saying. Girls feelings are really complicated. As expected, I have to cook more to practice more! I have to make more unique and personal flavors to win this battle! Ill just pretend that I didnt hear Himeji-sans muttering. Its really good, but I deliberately bought ingredients different from the menu Aki-kun knew of, yet the flavors no different from before. Nee-sans rather disappointed in that here. Nee-san said that as she put the prawn and clam shells on my plate. Shes probably still angry that I brought girls back if shes using such an immature manner to bully me. Stop yapping over there. You dont know how to cook at all, nee-san, and you dare to tell me off! In fact, before Himeji-san appeared, this persons number two in the ranking of those who dont know how to cook. On a side note, my moms ranked first. Aki-kun, what are you saying? Nee-sans growing in ways Aki-kun doesnt know of. Hmph, growthin what aspect have you grown? My bust size is now E. DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD SHAME!? THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COOKING AT ALL! I couldnt help but retort back at my sister who showed her chest proudly. What should I see? When hearing my sister say this, I would be happy for her but worried about her. Of course I worked hard in terms of cooking. Oh, is that so? Yes, I can finally understand the difference between a sea urchin and a scrub. To me, its more amazing that you couldnt understand the difference between a sea urchin and a scrub For some reason, Yuuji, who was beside me, actually muttered Im so jealous or something like that. But speaking of which, its amazing that you manage to buy ingredients like red peppers when youre like that. No matter how much I think about this, I just feel that nee-san will mistake red peppers for green peppers. I wont make that mistake. Thats because I handed the list directly to the shopkeeper and asked him to put it into the bag. AND YOU NEED SOMEONES HELP IN THE END! She didnt grow at all. No, she wouldnt even do anything before, and now that she would prepare a list, I suppose its some form of improvement Oh yes, I have something I want to ask everyone. It seemed that we finally entered the main point as nee-san suddenly said cheerily. What does she want? I want to know hows my stupid brother doing at school, like school grades or illicit sexual relationships. Why must she deliberately emphasize on those last words!? Ku! Damned despicable! So shes been planning this when she invited everyone to stay behind for dinner! But it doesnt matter. After that explanation in the kitchen, and the supposedly biggest threats, Yuuji and Muttsurini are standing on my side. Well, I find that Akihisa-kuns very hardworking. It seemed that his grades improved. Tha, thats right. He would sometimes be so serious that its scary. As expected of Himeji-san and Minami, theyre different from Yuuji in that they wont say anything bad in front of the person involved or the family members. Theyre really good girls who know how to back off. Really? Then, what about illicit sexual relationships? Eh, erm, well, Im not, too certain about thisregarding Akihisa-kuns relationships with the opposite gender. That, thats right. Im not too certain about thisregarding Akis relationships with the opposite gender. For some reason, both of them seemed to emphasize on the illicit sexual relationships. Luckily, Himeji-san and Minami didnt say anything. in that case, the only one left is Akihisas relationships with the opposite gender, huh Only Hideyoshi was left as he used his hand to support his chin. Hideyoshi probably wont mention about what happened between Minami and me, right? Buthe may say something explosive with a half-joking tone. I have to find some way to prevent Hideyoshi from talking rubbish. I took my fork and picked up the mushroom on the plate, Does Hideyoshi-kun know something? Wellif theres something. Hideyoshi, ahh-n Nnu? Ahh-n I passed the fork in my hand to Hideyoshi before he said something ridiculous. On seeing my action, Hideyoshi didnt show any suspicion and immediately ate the food I fed him. Naturally, he cant talk when hes chewing. If hes chewing, he shouldnt open his mouth. Thats why nee-san waited for Hideyoshi to swallow the mushroom and ask, Hideyoshi-kun. About that Hideyoshi, ahh-n Ahh-n Chew Chew. Hideyoshi-kun. About just now. Hideyoshi, ahh-n Ahh-n Chew chew. Hi Hideyoshi, ahh-n Ahh-n Crack. What is it? It seemed I heard something unnerving. UWAHH!! MY JOINT! MY JOINT! MY ELBOWS TWISTED IN THE OPPOSITE MANNER! IS THIS THE NEXT GENERATION OF HUMANS!? Aki-kun, please dont bother me. Or else nee-san will do something terrible to you, you know? YOUVE DONE IT! YOURE DOING SOMETHING REALLY CRUEL TO ME! Alright, whats the situation like, Hideyoshi-kun? Well, about that Ignoring me while I was struggling on the ground in pain, nee-san continued her conversation with Hideyoshi. Akihisa himself didnt mention it, so I dont think I can say anything. Hideyoshi still smiled as nee-san asked him and said an answer to end things. Such an answer doesnt state what exactly happened, but it does prove that something happened. Besides, Hideyoshi doesnt know my situation and felt that saying this would be alright. Uuits a grave mistake on my part not to inform Hideyoshi first Arre, so thats a secret? In that caseIll have Aki-kun explain things thoroughly next time. Thats the plan. Nee-san, what do you actually mean by explain things thoroughly? Normally put, it should be like thoroughly or slowly explain things! I can clearly feel her malice and killing intent from her tone. I think its best that I replenish my calcium for the sake of the crisis that was about to occur. Ill just cook fish tomorrow Youre already thinking of tomorrows dishes when we havent finished dinner today? Youre really gluttonous, Aki-kun. No, I dont mean that. Thats to prevent my bones from being snapped. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you. From tomorrow on, you dont have to prepare dinner for nee-san. Eh? I dont have to prepare your share? Yeah, I have some work to deal with. From tomorrow until the weekend, I think I would be going home late. The work nee-sans talking about should be related to helping out at dads company. As the head offices shifted back to Japan, it seems that therere still some processes to deal with or some deals. I dont know what kind of company my dads running, so I dont know of the specifics. Anyway, its great that nee-sans coming home late. In that case, I can get some breathing room from nee-sans wanton desposition Aki-kun, you look happy. Eh! No, not really, thats not true. Nee-san came back home and yet has to go home late. Im really finding it a pity. Say it in English then. Happy. AH! OUCH! NEE-SAN! DONT SLAP ME WHEN WERE EATING! My mouths already bleeding inside, and the dessert I ate inadvertently had a slight tinge of blood. After dinner, we quickly cleared the plates. Everyone was gathered in the living room, and Himeji-san spoke up to say the biggest reason why were gathered here. Then, isnt it about time we should study? Yeah. Its not good to go home too late. Maybe its because we ate dinner early that its now only 7pm. Right now, theres a lot of time we can use to study. I dont want to work hard, but this is for my own freedom. I have to force myself to work hard! In that case, please teach me about some lesson related questions. Me too. Its really hard to imagine us as F-class members with such serious attitudes. I really want to show Ironman this. Yeah. Studyings not about preparing for exams. Lets start reading like usual! I held off nee-sans response to prevent her from guessing. Is everyone going to study together? In that case, I have something good here, you know? Something good? Yes. I found it when I was cleaning the house. Ill bring it over. Nee-san walked out of the living room, and the sound of rummaging could be heard. Soon after, nee-san came back to the living room. These arent really considered reference books, but itll be great if it can benefit everyone. Nee-san put the book in her hands onto the table. Thats weird, I seemed to have seen them before <> I found them in Aki-kuns room. Isnt that my top secret!! What in the world did this person take out!? Does she feel happy to force her brother to the edge? Please take it as health education reference. NOT! HOW CAN SUCH A THING BE USED AS REFERENCE! AND DIDNT YOU ENTER MY ROOM ON YOUR OWN!? DIDNT I TELL YOU MANY TIMES NOT TO ENTER MY ROOM!? I didnt enter on my own will, Aki-kun, you did say that I can enter your room. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE TIME WHEN YOU WENT TO MY ROOM TO GET CLOTHES!? IS THAT YOUR METHOD TO ACHIEVE SUCH AN AIM!? THIS UNDERHANDED TACTIC IS WAY TOO DESPICABLE! I, in that case, Ill use it as reference material Tha, thats right, Ill just take a peek then HIMEJI-SAN, MINAMI, WHATS WITH YOU!? YOU DONT HAVE TO PLAY ALONG WITH NEE-SANS SEXUAL HARASSMENT! OR RATHER, I BEG OF YOU, DONT LOOK!? Wouldnt you know of my fetishes in that case? Aki-kun, nee-san has checked through all the reference books under your bed. Looks like your focus in studying are more towards big breasts and ponytails. DONT SAY SUCH THINGS SO CALMLY!? DIDNT YOU JUST REVEAL MY FETISHES NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY TO TWIST THINGS!? Ponytail Big breasts Himeji-san and Minami stared at a certain part of each others body, and then both of them showed a pondering look. Id say, arent you people going to study? Tha, thats right, Hideyoshis right! Alright, we should be studying! I snatched the book from Himeji-sans hands and stuffed a textbook into her hands. Alright, time to study hard, we should be studying seriously. Tha, thats right. We should start studying. Nn Mi, Mizuki? Why are you tying your hair out all of a sudden? No, nothing? Im tying my hair so that it wont affect my mood. Ill help you tie then! Ill tie it into buns! No, thats not it. I want to tie it into a ponytail. No! You must tie it into buns! Minami-chan, youre so evil Minami said that and immediately went behind Himeji-san to tie her hair into buns. They look youthful and eye-catching Whats with you, Muttsurini? Id say, you look rather quiet. ah, yeah. Even with such a book put on the table, Muttsurini didnt show any interest at all. This really isnt like Muttsurini. Has he already died from too much nosebleeding? (Looks around). ? Whats wrong, Muttsurini? I look at him in a rather worried manner, but Muttsurini still looked calm and continued to look around as if he was searching for something. Akihisa. Nn? Wheres the remaining 1,999 books? Ehh!? You actually thought that I really had 2,000 ero-books!? Amazing! As for whats amazing, its that Muttsurini actually believed that theres 2,000 ero-books here! I have no interest in ero-books. In stark contrast to what he said, Muttsurini obviously looked disappointed as he lowered his shoulders. He looked like a puppy who was begging its owner to bring it out for a walk, only to be rejected. Though pitiful, Muttsurini may be rather cute like this. Lets just leave Akihisas ero-books aside for now. If we want to study, we better do so fast! Yuuji spoke in a reluctant manner. One can tell how scary these guys are when an idiot like Yuuji looks like one with common sense. If you want to study, I can teach you. Eh? Onee-san, you will? Nee-sans suggestion caused Himeji-san and the rest to widen their eyes. Having seen nee-sans weird actions, its obvious that they would show a shocked look. Yes. I finished my degree in a certain school in Boston, America, so I should more or less be able to help you out. Bo, Boston universitydont tell me its that world famous Harvard University!? You really do know it. Yes, its that school. EHHH!!!??? The strange thing is, nee-sans abnormally good at studying, but is overwhelmingly lacking in common sense. I see, so the good ones were taken Yuuji, may I know what do you mean by that? The sad expression he showed me was really frustrating. In that case, please dont hold back in your questions, like traditional English or things that the Japanese teachers cant teach us. Nee-san seem to know a lot. Very reliable. I understand. Well start from English then. Were in your care! After that, we continued to listen to nee-sans lessons until 10pm before we disbanded and ended the study group today. Current score [-220 points] Volume 5, The Fourth Question Volume 5, The Fourth Question Please indicate the accented syllable of the underlined words in the English sentence below. Dont mind. It''s your imagination. He had stayed on business in New York yesterday. Himeji Mizukis answer: "Its your imagintion." Teacher''s comment: Correct answer. Normally, words that end with tion will have the syllable before it, so its best to remember it. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: "Its your ???." Teacher''s comment: You wont be necessarily correct if you accentuate every single letter. Yoshii Akihisas answer: "Its your imagination!" Teacher''s comment: Sometimes, I suspect if youre really a genius, but thats just a wrong impression. Im living together with that dangerous sister of mine under the same roof Maybe its because of such a tense feeling that my senses became abnormally sharp, or is it that my precognition ability got sharper? I suffered for an entire day yesterday, and I really felt tired because I studied, which I rarely do. However, for some reason, I opened my eyes before the alarm clock rang. The moment I opened my eyes, I found myself holding onto a pile of cosmetics with both hands and exchanging looks with my sister. Aherm What is this person doing in my room so early in the morning? Good morning, Aki-kun. Ah, yeah. Good morning. As she said good morning to me casually, I answered without thinking too much. Wait, nows not the time to say good morning! Nee-san! Why did you come over to my room!? And whats with the cosmetics? Are you thinking of bullying me again? Is she planning on doodling on my face while Im sleeping!? What do you mean by bullying? That doesnt sound nice. You should be saying pampering you or playing a little prank on you. Ahh, whatever you say doesnt matter! Fine, then tell me what kind of prank are you playing!? Sexual related. GET OUT! I understand. Then treat it as revision for last night. Ill leave if you can translate that into correct English. Damn it! A test at this moment? My sisters too damned despicable! Anyway, I just need to get her out of my room. Take off! Deduct 10 points. Damn it! Deducted again! Isnt it like this? Let me seetake has the meaning of walk or go, and out will have the meaning of out here. If I match them up Take ou Unfortunately, if you want to say take out, nee-san will have to take Aki-kun back to her own room and dress you like a doll. Take ouch! This is bad! Got to hurry up and get away Did you say take ouch?deduct another 10 points. I failed again. No no. Whats the English form of get outwhat, what is it Aki-kun, did you want to say take off clothes? Perhaps she couldnt stand seeing me panicking as nee-san helped me out. This is great! I dont know what that means, but I should be able to escape then! Tha, thats right! Thats it! Take off clothes, hurry! I understand that. If Aki-kun says so, nee-san can only give up on marriage. What! What does take off clothes mean? Why did nee-san say that she can only give up on marriage! Alright, considering all the punishment from yesterday, that should be enough with the jokes. Eh? Jokes? Then what about the point deduction? Im serious with that one. YOU DEMON! In that case, I will have 240 points deducted. Im doomed. Its getting worse day by day On a side note, take off clothes is translated as taking off clothing. Really, our Aki-kun here is so perverted. Ahaha, what are you saying. It doesnt benefit me one bit even if I see nee-sans naked body. Deduct 30 points from you. YOURE THE DEVIL! There will be real problems if a younger brother is interested in his sisters naked body. Speaking of which, while Aki-kun was sleeping in the morning, nee-san used the excuse of cleaning to check your room. Excusethats not something you can just say I found two more H-books. HAAAAUUUU!! How did this person find those old books that even I''ve completely forgotten So Im going to deduct from you another 20 points. Uuso youre deducting one book for 10 points, and two books for 20 points? Nope, youre mistaken. Eh? Thats not it? I found 6 books up till now, but none of them were about affairs with older sisters, so I deducted 20 points from you. ISNT THAT WAY TOO UNREASONABLE!? I already have a sister, how can I even go and buy those kinds of ero-books?! Speaking of which, since shes my real sister, shouldnt she feel disgusted if she saw such things? I might be a little bit too strict, but I hope that it will serve as a good lesson for Aki-kun. This is nee-sans love for Aki-kun. WHO WOULD BELIEVE SUCH A LAME EXCUSE AFTER YOU''VE CLEARLY SHOWED ALL YOUR PERSONAL INTERESTS?! Alright, you should leave after having your breakfast. Nee-san has to go to work today. UuI cant stand such a life How is it that living together with a relative under one roof can be such a pain? Thats the case, Yuuji. So lets have a happy study group later again! After school, I packed my bag at the fastest speed possible and hurriedly ran over to Yuujis seat. Akihisa. These words sound really disgusting when they arent things youll normally say. Whatever you say. Im not bothered with thinking about what other people say. The more my points get deducted, the more I have nothing to do other than to try to improve my grades. What the heck, you got deducted again? Wellnee-san tested my English early in the morning Testing me just when I woke up; there has to be a limit to how despicable one should be! But I guess it doesnt matter what the time was, since I just couldnt think of the answer Really? Then how much were you deducted? In all, 290. This is bad. 290, huh. Looks like you have to get at least 1090 points for your end-of-term exams. Yeah. Even if Im in good condition, my maximum will be about 1000. If I cant get more than 50 points more If I can get 1100 points, it will be the average in E class. To be honest, I have no confidence in that. If its just that, you should be able to do it. Eh? Really? If youre willing to work like crazy memorizing things that you have to remember, you should be able to improve your grades. In your case, world history should be your big chance. I remember it was only about 50, 60 points? Un. You really remembered that. Im the class rep of F class after all. Yuuji would check everyones scores before starting a summoning war. As a commander, he definitely has to know his own class grades. It seems that the one responsible for the end-of-term test is going to be different than the one for the streaming exam - it''s going to be Tanaka-sensei. This should be a good thing for you, right? Tanaka-senseiif hes the one making the questions, it will be a lot easier to get points. Tanaka-sensei, whos in charge of world history, is a kind middle-aged man. As the questions he sets are very simple, hes highly regarded amongst the students. Normally, simpler questions wouldnt determine how good or bad the grades are, and a test that doesnt determine how good or bad the standard is would be meaningless. But to me now, this is something I really need. Besides, the important thing isnt to compete with the other classmates, but to get points. It should be easier to get points from subjects that only need memorizing than subjects youre good at. You''re right. Even if I start studying math now, I probably wont get any good grades. To me, the key to getting points on these end-of-term tests will be world history. Just when Yuuji and I were discussing how to deal with the tests and things like that, Hideyoshi, who was holding onto his bag, came to us. What are you discussing about? Are we having another study group at Akihisas house? My house? Wellnee-sans out to work, so she wont be around at night, so you can come along. But But? Its better to go to Yuujis house to study. Its better to change places once in a while to one other than mine. And my house doesnt have any reference books, so we cant study if therere things we dont have. I immediately suggested that we study at Yuujis place. Its not a lie when I say that I dont have any reference books at all, but the reason why I chose Yuujis place is actually because I want to drag him down. That Yuuji always has no interest in things hes not interested in, so if I dont do this, I will worry that he wont teach me. He said that he would help me for the sake of the next summoning battle, but I have to be prepared. Can we, Yuuji? You did come over to my house forcefully yesterday. Well, we did force our way to your house yesterday alright Yuuji pondered for a while, Alright then, well go to my house then. My moms going on a hot springs trip and isnt at home now. Thats really lucky. I dont know whats worth being happy about Yuujis mother not being at home, but he agreed rather heartily. Now I can ask him to teach me today. In that case, can I join in too? Its really hard to be motivated studying alone. Of course its okay. Or rather, the same few will be gathered here, right? In that case, might as well gather them to save time. Youre right. Oi, Muttsurini, Himeji-san, Minami! I hollered out to the other three who were waiting in the classroom. Yes, whats the matter, Akihisa-kun? What? Wherere we going? Having packed their bags, the trio carried them and walked over. Un. We intend to study at Yuujis house. If you guys are alright Perhaps it was to prepare for the upcoming end-of-term exams as everyone agreed wholeheartedly. After a 15 minute walk from school, we arrived at Yuujis place, located in a corner of the residence district. Please excuse us. After taking off our shoes at the corridor, we entered the house one by one. Unlike my house, Yuujis house is a 2-storyed bungalow and looks wider than mine. It should be easier to study here. Yuuji, isnt anyone else at home? I walked forward and asked Yuuji who was about to lead us to his room. Ahh, my dads still working at this time, and my mom went off on a hot springs trip with her high school friends, so please dont feel restrained and make yourself at home. I see. The last time I came here, it seemed that your relatives werent at home, Yuuji. Yeah. But itll be better if theyre not at home in more than one way. Yuuji smiled cheerily and opened the door leading to the living room, and then, (Guchi guchi guchi guchi)! Theres a woman focusing on squeezing a bubble bag. BATAN! Yuuji wordlessly closed the door. Yu, Yuuji? That person whos squeezing the bubble bags thats piled up like a hill is Someone I dont know. Is, is that Sakamoto''s mother? Why is she squeezing so many bubble bags Ye, yeah. Arent there too many of them? If she wants to squeeze so many of them, it will take about 1, 2 hours. Such amazing concentration. Is Sakamoto-kuns mother''s line of work squeezing bubble bags? All sorts of ideas appeared in everyones mind. What was that just now Must be some patient with a psychiatric disorder. Dont know how she got into my house, because my mom should be off on the hot springs trip. Its really rare for Yuuji to make such a lie that anyone can see through. This Yuuji can cheat other peoples hearts like a professional con-man and I thought that such an evil Yuuji was no different from the devil, so Im rather surprised by his response now. Yuuji closed the door leading to the living room, and we could only stay in the corridor. At this moment, the voice of that so-called stranger could be heard. Oh my? I didnt think it would be that late now. I remember Yuuji just went to school. Looks like the person inside the room has been squeezing bubble bags for almost 8 hours. Ill finish the rest after I have lunch. And it looks like she wants to continue. DAMN MOM! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Seemingly unable to stand this any further, Yuuji finally stepped into the living room. Really? That persons really Yuujis mother Oh my, Yuuji. Youre back. TO HELL I AM! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU AT HOME!? DIDNT YOU SAY THAT YOURE GOING OUT ON A HOT SPRINGS TRIP AND STAYING OUTSIDE!? About this, it seemed that okaa-san here mistook the time. July and October look really easy to mix up on first glance. How troublesome. HOW IS IT EASY TO MIX UP!? THE NUMBERS DIFFERENT, AND ONES A SINGLE DIGIT WHILE THE OTHER IS A DOUBLE DIGIT! THEYRE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! Really, you, Yuuji, treating okaa-san like a naive female high school student. STOP USING THAT SHAMELESS EXCUSE TO ESCAPE THE PROBLEM! YOUR GOLDEN AGE ENDED MORE THAN 10 YEARS AGO!! Oh my, are these Yuujis friends? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!? We were already stunned by such a crazy conversation. A, amazinghow should I describe it? Anywayits amazing Everyone, welcome here. Our Yuuji has bothered you a lot. Im his mother. Just call me Yukino. Aunty Yukino smiled kindly at us and said gracefully. The gentle presence that she gave really made it hard to imagine that she would have any blood relation to Yuuji. And also, after seeing her look, theres one thing were all shocked by. Sa, Sakamoto? Your mothersway too young, isnt she? YeahI feel that Yuujis mom is so young that she never gave birth before A beauty I feel that shes more like Sakamoto-kuns sister~ Just like what everyone said, she looked more like an older sister who was somewhat older than Yuuji than a mother. Speaking of which, how old is she anyway? Ever everyone, just pretend that you never saw my mother and head to my room. U, un. Pardon us for intruding then. After bowing to his mother, we head over to Yuujis room on the second level. Everyone, Ill bring tea to you later. A voice came from the living room. Its great to have a young and pretty and kind momeven though it feels a little weird. My rooms here. Please enter. We entered Yuujis room as he led us in. Once we went up the stairs, we arrived at Yuujis room. Its rather neatly packed, which is surprising. For a one-person room, its rather wide. Speaking of which, its been a while since I came to Yuujis house. Id say so too. Me too. It seemed that after I came here last autumn with Hideyoshi and Muttsurini, we never entered Yuujis house again. Eh? Dont you normally come for a visit? Normally, they would come over to my house. We hardly go to Yuujis house, or even Muttsurini or Hideyoshis house. The places great and its wide. Akihisas house is still the best. Thats because Akihisa-kuns being too luxurious living in such a large house. Other than the three meals. Yeah yeah, but I will have to see the grades of these end-of-term tests to decide whether I can live my luxurious happy life of living alone. Butwith so many people inside, my room will be too small, which is troublesome There were 6 people altogether. If we were chit-chatting, it would still be alright, but if we open all our textbooks and notes, the place will be rather small and hard to move in. Cant we go to your living room? Its not that we cant, but my moms over there. With her around, we cant possibly study. Yuuji showed a thoroughly irritated look. It may be my lucky day to know this guys weakness other than Kirishima-san. Really, how can you say that, Sakamoto-kun? Treating your own mother as a form of trouble. Himeji, youre saying that because youre not living with such a mother. If you have to live with her for 24 hours a day under the same roof, youll find that theres a lot of points you have to snark at her about Prrr! Prrr! Just when Yuuji was arguing back, a certain electronic sound suddenly rang inside the room. Someones handphone probably rang. Ah, its my phone. Sorry, Ill take the call. Minami took the phone from her skirt pocket and put it next to her ear. It was not a message but a direct call. Is there something urgent? Hello? Ah, Mutokaa-san. What is it? Unun. I see, got it then. This call lasted less than a minute as Minami put the phone back into her skirt pocket. Did something happen, Minami? Unmy mom originally didnt need to go to work and could stay at homebut it seems that the company suddenly got something urgent, so she has to go out. Ah, is that so? Then Hazuki-chans the only one at home, is it? Ya. Sorry everyone, looks like I have to go home today. Lets work hard together next time. I see. Its a pity, but it can''t be helped. Besides, its too much leaving a primary school kid at home. Minami then took her bag and got ready to leave Yuujis room. But at this moment, Yuuji called Minami. Wait, Shimada. In that case, why dont we move the study group over to your house? Eh? My house? Minamis house. I see, thats a good idea. Thats not a bad idea too. Shimadas little sister knows us, and Yuujis room is so full of people that its a little cramped here And we can meet Hazuki-chan too. I can cook dinner for you. The rest of us agreed with this proposal. Most importantly, it looks like Yuuji, who proposed this, wants to change the place no matter what. If youre willing, Minami, can we go? Uyou, youre right Thats weird? It sounds like Minamis not willing. I do find this a good idea. The, then, lets go to my house After pondering for a while, Minami agreed in the end. Thats great, now Hazuki-chan wont have to feel lonely, and everyone can gather together and study. But you absolutely must not enter my room! For some reason, Minami stared at my eyes as she said that. Do I look like someone wholl enter a girls room on my own? And to think Minamis more wary of me instead of Muttsurini. How regretful. Alright. Since its decided, lets hurry up and leave! That pipsqueak will feel lonely if we leave her alone at home! After saying that, Yuuji pushed us from behind and hurriedly moved over to the corridor. Does he really hate having his mom at home while studying? Yuuji entered the living room while we were putting on our shoes in the corridor to talk to Aunt Yukino. Mom, Im going out. There are leftovers from yesterday in the fridge, so take it out and reheat it for dinner. Oh my, are you going out? I just brewed tea. Sorry, theres a sudden situationspeaking of which, why are you holding onto that bottle of noodle sauce? Noodle sauce? Oh my, I thought it was coffee. MomI wont ask you to take note of the color or taste, but at least you should read the label on the bottle Whats going on? Why do I feel that Yuuji feels even more lethargic at home than at school? Im back. Are you here, Hazuki? Minami immediately called into the house once she opened the door to the corridor. Waa, onee-chan? You, youre back? A little profile dashed out from the other side of the corridor. The girl with the almond-shaped eyes that were twitching upwards and two ponytails tied in butterfly knots is Minamis little sisterShimada Hazuki. ? Hazuki? Did you come out from onee-chans room? Looks like Hazuki-chan just came running out from Minamis room. Ah, auuactually its becauseit feels lonely being alone, so Hazuki went over to onee-chans room Hazuki-chan sounded like she really had something she didnt want to say, and there seemed to be something hidden in the pocket of her parka. Did you go to my room to get the doll? Onee-chan wont get angry over that. Re, really? Thank you, onee-chan! Good good. Minami patted Hazuki-chan gently on the head. I saw that their conversation has ended, and took a step forward from behind Minami and said hello to Hazuki-chan. Hello there, Hazuki-chan. Ah! Baka onii-chan! On seeing that I came over, Hazuki-chan leaped into me with her arms wide open without a second word. After hugging my waist, Hazuki-chan rubbed her forehead at my waist a few times. Un un, as expected of Minamis little sisterher forehead precisely fits my solar plexus. Hello there, Hazuki-chan. We came along. Waah. Even pretty onee-chan is here. Therere a lot of guests here today! Its really lonely for a primary school kid to be alone at home, as Hazuki-chan immediately showed a smile the moment she saw that we came here and looked extremely delighted. Such an honest kid is really suited for the term innocent. Okay, Hazuki, let go of Aki, or else everyone else cant enter the house. Okay, I got it. Baka onii-chan, everyone, please follow me. Okay okay, Hazuki-chan, you dont have to pull me. Ill follownn? As I was pulled over down the corridor by Hazuki-chan, I accidentally glimpsed the inside of a room whose door wasnt locked. There are a few dolls inside, and at the middle is a familiar large doll. The doll looks like its holding onto something. Whats in the grasp of that fox doll? It looks likea photo frame? Wa, wait a second, Aki!? Houe? On hearing Minami call me, I consciously turned around. At that moment, my forehead, nose and chin were struck with a strong force. Just when I lost my balance, the joints on my wrists were twisted with such violent force that they were dislocated. What are you looking at? I suppose right now I''m looking into the pit of hell. Listen! This is the room that youre not allowed to enter! Minami hurriedly closed the door, and at this moment, Muttsurini too joined me with dislocated wrists. Minami then turned around and furiously pointed at me. Un, relax, I definitely wont open this door. I know clearly that this door leads straight to hell. Really, what in the world are you guys doinghow have you been doing, pipsqueak? Hazukis doing well, muscular onii-chan. Really? Thats good. Yuuji reached out and patted Hazuki-chans head twice before putting his hand on her head. It seems that Yuuji likes to put his hand on Hazuki-chans forehead because of the difference in height. Oh yeah, is your living room in this direction? Yes, its this way. Yuuji looks like he regained his composure and attitude the moment he left his house. If I had known, I would have mocked him further. Find a place to sit then. Ill move a table over. Minami walked over in front of us and got ready to move a table so that we could open our textbooks and read. ? Onee-chan? Why do you need the table? Are you playing cards? Hazuki-chan tilted her head in a puzzled manner as she saw Minamis actions. Ahh, thats right. We havent told Hazuki-chan the reason why we came over to her house. Hazuki. Onee-chans school is going to have end-of-term tests soon, so onee-chan brought her classmates over to study. On hearing Minamis explanation, Hazuki-chan showed a lonely expression and looked down slightly. Auuso youre going to studyHazuki can only go back to her room and not bother you I should say she either really knows how to read the mood or is very cognitive. Hazuki-chan was ready to go back to her room without us saying a thing. This is really a response a good kid should have, but Wait a moment, Hazuki-chan. If you feel bored, why dont you study with us? You can do your homework or study. Its not a good thing if a kid can really read peoples moods. She was already happy when she saw us come over. Wouldnt it be really lonely if she were to hide back in her room alone like that? Eh? Hazuki can stay with everyone to study? Her expression immediately brightened. Of course you can. Right? Yeah. It doesnt matter to me whether its teaching one or two people. Yuuji, are you saying that Im only on the level of a fifth-grader? Hazuki-chan. Lets study together. I dont think this me has anything to teach you, but Id be willing to welcome you to study with us. If its health education, I can teach you. Muttsurini, those words of yours are just within the limit (its nearly an out there). (Aki, are you really alright with that? Dont you have to work hard for the tests this time?) Minami kept her voice down to prevent Hazuki-chan from hearing that and whispered into my ear. She really seemed concerned with my grades. (Its alright. Hazuki-chans a good kid and wont be a hindrance. Also, it''s too pitiful if she stays in her room alone. I wont be able to work hard then.) Minami was really over-thinking things of course that was my response. (Thank you, Aki.) She whispered to me in a shy manner. Minami will occasionally look at me in a gentle manner. After seeing her like this, Iwell, about thiswhat should I say Hazuki wants to study with everyone! Very good. Bring your homework over then. Got it! Tototo. Hazuki-chan scampered away. Even though shes just studying with us, she looks really happy. Alright. Were going to move the table. Ill help. Ah, theres no need. I can do it myself. Really? Yeah. If theres a photo of a certain person in the house, of course you wouldn''t wish that other people would go around, and I wont insist on helping. Wh-wha-what, what are you saying, Sakamoto!? Did yousee whats inside that room!? Nothing, Im just joking To think that Shimada still has the heart of a girl. Sorry for using your generosity to help my business. Looks like Minami does go over to buy photos from Muttsurini. Muttsurini Company is really the real deal. Oh yeah. We can talk about the hidden things later. What about dinner? Should I cook something? I dont mind. Its 5pm now. If we want to cook, we have to buy the ingredients, and we wont be able to make it later. Why dont we order pizza? Itll take some time to cook something. Yes. Akihisa-kun has to study quite a bit. We cant waste time cooking. Its great that the two girls were so kind. Besides, I do have some spare cash now, so itll be great if we can prioritize cooking. Well, Id thought we would be able to see Shimada cook personally. After last night, my confidence was thoroughly shaken, so I see. I understand. Everyone, find a place to sit. Ill move the table over. Minami went away, and Hazuki-chan seemed to brush past her as her arms were full of textbooks while she came over. Sorry to keep everyone waiting. You look rather motivated, Hazuki-chan. Yes. Ah, baka onii-chan, please sit here. Hazuki-chan put the books in her hand onto the living room table, and then put a cushion on the carpet. Is she asking me to sit on it? Thank you, Hazuki-chan. Its nothing much. I obediently sat on the cushion, and then Hazukis seat is over here. Hazuki-chan then sat on my knees. I see, so thats how it is. Sorry to keep you waiting. Ill put this tablehey, Hazuki, what are you doing? Ehehe~ Hazuki wants to sit here and study. No way. Youll get in Akis way! Minami started lecturing in a way an older sister should be doing. Itll be great if she just tells me off instead of taking action for real when she faces me Im fine here, Minami. Hazuki-chans small anyway. As compared to supporting a pile of stone slabs and being forced down hard, I dont feel hurt at all when Hazuki-chans sitting on my legs. Youre so kind, baka onii-chan. It will be problematic if I have to take out my notebooks or start writing, but my main aim today is to memorize history thoroughly, so there wont be any problems. I just need a memorization sheet to study unlike homework where I have to write. Its alright if youre fine with thatbut Aki, dont you feel weird somewhere? Akihisa-kun, if theres any strange feeling, something bad will happen! Yes, ladies, I have no evil intent at all. With this, were finally able to finish our preparations. The few of us plus Hazuki-chan were finally able to start studying for the end-of-term tests. After about 2 hours of studying and a luxurious meal of pizza, we continued to study. Its rare to have nothing troublesome, and time peacefully passed. Un? Its so late already. Shouldnt the study meet be over or something? Before I noticed it, the clock was showing 9.30pm. Wow, time sure does fly by fast. We were very focused. Its already pitch black outside. Once Yuuji said that, everyone put down their pens. I made quite a bit of progress because Himeji-san and Yuujis teaching methods were very easy. If I can continue on like this, I should be able to chase nee-san out back overseas, I suppose. That should be it for today. We should be going. Youre right, thank you Minami-chan. Ah, un, I should be the one thanking you. Hazuki, you should beHazuki? Zzzz Ahaha, looks like shes tired. Unknowingly, Hazuki-chan fell asleep on my lap. Really, Hazukisorry Aki. Can you help me move her onto the sofa? Ah, okay, I was planning on doing so. Hazuki-chan was tugging at my shirt even when she was sleeping as she didnt let go even when I carried her to the sofa. I wont be able to go home like this. Oi, Hazuki, wake up. How is Aki going to go home if you continue to tug at him? Minami patted Hazuki-chan on the shoulder. Nu At this moment, Hazuki-chan finally opened her eyes slightly. Dontgo home Hazuki-chan muttered and tugged harder at my shirt. Hazuki, onee-chans going to be angry if you say such stubborn things. Minami spoke with a heavier tone. At this moment, I can see that Minami is a kind and yet strict older sister to Hazuki-chan when it comes to it. Onee-chan doesnt understand Eh? What? Onee-chan can often play with baka onii-chanbut Hazuki can only be with baka onii-chan at such a moment Shes all sleepy, which is why she said such things, but the few of us who were awake were stunned to actually hear Hazuki-chans true thoughts accidentally. So Hazuki-chan really admires me that much EhMinami, if youre not bothered, can I stay to study for a while longer? Eh? Yeah. Since the pipsqueak said so, Akihisa should stay behind. It sure is thus. Akihisa, being a popular guy is tough. You''re really popular. Everyone started to make fun of me as they jabbed at me, but this isnt a bad feeling. Im really happy to hear such words of goodwill that can ease my emotions, especially with that out-of-sorts sister of mine launching perverted attacks on me. Is, is that sosorry Aki. Please accompany Hazuki for a while more. Un. Since Minami allowed me, I should stay behind to study more. Besides, therere some parts of the lesson today that I dont really understand. Ah, wellin that case, I should Eh? Himeji-san, you cant stay behind. Itll be dangerous for a girl to go back home alone if its too late. Better get Yuuji to send you back home. But Im really worried, in many ways I understand your feelings. No, you dont understand what Im worried about, Akihisa-kun! ??? For some reason, Himeji-san seemed to be angry. Ill send Himeji home. Muttsurini, bring Hideyoshi home. I accept. I wont really accept this, but this cant be helped As we continued to drag on, time continued to fly. Cute kids like Himeji-san and Hideyoshi will really be in danger if they walk back home alone at night. They were hounded by some malicious weird guys before in the Cool Summer Festival, so we have to take note. Then, Ill But even so, Himeji-san just wouldnt agree. Its not that I dont understand that shes worried about Hazuki-chan, but But no matter how much you ask, no means no, Himeji-san. But but No buts. Theres a lot of dangerous people outside, so you have to watch out for your own safety and go back home early! Give it up, Himeji. No matter how much you say, Akihisa wont change his mind. Uuwhy did it end up like this On hearing Hazuki-chans lonely words, kind Himeji-san definitely wont leave her alone, but its very late now, so Ill take over here. Well be going then. Thank you for today, Shimada. I feel bothered for disturbing you for too long too. Thanks. Thank you, Minami-chan Including Himeji-san, who looked somewhat stressed out, everyone thanked Minami and headed off to the corridor. Everyone, see you tomorrow. My shirt was still being tugged at by Hazuki-chan, so I could only remain there and wait for everyone else to leave. Wait, Ill send you off. Minami then got up and followed everyone out. Alright, I should be studying now. I sat in the living room that felt immediately empty, and reached out for the notes Himeji-san specially made. Himeji-sans words are pretty, and its easy to read. The notes are really so good that I can grasp the important points of the exams. With these notes, my grades will definitely improve. I took the highlighted notes and stuffed their contents into my brains. Suusuu A steady breathing sound could be heard at my knees. Sleeping Hazuki-chan feels very warm, and it feels even more comfy with the air-con switched on in the room. No, its not because of the warmth, but its that her fawning over me like this made me really happy. Besides, nee-sans been talking about exam grades and living lifestyles and nagging about all these recently, which made me feel that such a time is really precious. I held onto the memorizing sheet and continued to memorize in a dazed manner, and time passed by just like that. Sorry for that, Aki, troubling you like that. Minami, who sent everyone off, soon came back. Uun, I dont find it troublesome. Thank you. After thanking me in a shy manner, Minami sat beside me and gently patted Hazuki-chan on the head. Nyuu This kids really Minami sat beside me and patted Hazuki-chans head, and Hazuki-chan, who was lying on my leg, seemed to twitch due to itchiness. Minami and Hazuki-chan are really close. Yeah. Its not bad. Looking at you two, I really want to smile. What are you saying? Don''t you have good relations with your sister, Aki? Eh? Since when! Ive been watched by her, and everything family related ended up with me. She will even nag at me. Theres nothing good about it at all! But didnt you sister say I love Aki-kun the most? Please forget about that. Uu, I feel that she was joking at the last bit. Of course she is! Or rather, Ill be really bothered if she wasnt joking. As we looked at Hazuki-chans sleeping face, Minami and I went silent. Well, Aki, that Nn? What is it? That doll in my room Ahh, are you talking about the large fox doll in the room? Un, that fox dollAki bought it for me, right? Nn? Speaking of which, Hazuki-chan back then said that she wanted to buy the doll for her older sister, and Hazuki-chans sister is Minami I see. So I helped Hazuki-chan buy the doll for Minami. Eh? Dont tell me you didnt even realize this? Minami gave me a look as if shes treating me like an idiot again. How rude. Its not that I didnt notice it. I just didnt think of it. Well, this cant be helped since Akis like that. Minami, are you actually secretly mocking me now? Yeah, because youre an idiot, Aki. It cant be helped. Minami, are you actually mocking me now? Theres no need to deliberately pick on it. After the Cool Summer Festival, I wondered how Hazuki knew about Aki, so I asked Hazuki about everything. Ahh, is that so? Speaking of which, I dont think we told you about that. Its no wonder she would be wondering how her little sister whos in primary school would know about her classmate. After hearing Hazuki explain it, I feltreally happy. This is to be expected. You should be happy after knowing that your sister worked so hard to cheer you up. Im so envious that Minami has such an understanding sister. Haareally, youre a blockhead. Minami sighed hard and said this to me. Whether its the brain, looks or lifestyle, it looks like I have an inexplicable link to the word lousy. You saw that doll when you looked into my room earlier, right? Ah, un. I only saw the large doll holding onto a photo frame or something. That photo frame Un. Dont you want to knowwhose photo I put on it? Eh? Whats with this mysterious conversation? I suppose the photo frame has the picture of Hazuki-chan who gave her the doll, or a family photo or something like that, isnt it? If not, it should be the photo of someone Minami likes Nyuu! HYAAA!! At this moment, Hazuki-chan, who was all sleepy, suddenly sat on my legs. Tha, that scared me! Nyuu And Hazuki-chan leaned back down again. Did, did she really fall asleep? A, ahahathat scared me. Ye, yeah. Me too. During this time, Minami and I could only laugh awkwardly. To change this strange atmosphere thats flowing between us, I suppose I should look for something else to talk about. Let me see Ah, Hazuki-chan let go of my shirt when she moved. Eh? Ah, really. Most likely, she let go when she got up. Thats good. I suppose its about time for me to go. I carried Hazuki-chan and laid her down on the sofa. It hasn''t been long since Yuuji and the rest left, so if I walk faster, I should be able to catch up to those guys. Reallythen see you tomorrow. Un. I put my textbooks and notes into the bag and reached out for the door handle of the living room. Just when I was about to open the door and got ready to step out of the living room, Aki. Nn? You can go over to my roomto look at that photo Minami said to me. U, un With such a ridiculous pressure, I could only nod my head. Minami didnt say anything much after that and silently turned her head away. I, Ill be going then After closing the living room door, I walked towards the corridor. The photo in Minamis room Since she said so, I cant go home directly without taking a look at it. From the conversation just now, I can guess that the big fox doll is holding onto the photo of the person Minami admires, and theres a chanceits my photo. (Gulp). I reached out for Minamis door with my sweaty and tense hand and peeked into the room. I checked the photo in that frame. I then put on my shoes and opened the corridor door to leave Minamis house. Is that soso Minami A, Aki should have seen it, right? That photoif he sees it, even an idiot should be able to understandin that case, I can finally Nyuu Ah, Hazuki? Youre awake? Im awake Since youre awake, change into your pajamas and go to sleep. If you feel lonely, onee-chan will sleep with you. NoHazuki borrowed a photo from onee-chans room, so Hazuki wont feel lonely Really? Its good that you wonteh? Wait, photo? The photo from my room? Hazuki went over to borrow baka onii-chans photo from onee-chans room, so Hazuki wont feel lonely Eehh? The, then, the photo in my room is Hazuki replaced it with the Mr Ape thats used as the theme for the arts lesson at school NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! So Minami likes apeswell, how to put it. it really shocked me in many ways Being completely shocked by the shocking words of my classmate, I couldnt help but hasten my speed. Less than 5 minutes later, I saw Yuuji and Himeji-san walking in front of me. Eh? They didnt go far? Did they take the long way? Ex, excuse me. I think I left something at Minamis house Dont worry, you didnt forget anything. I checked thoroughly before we left Shimadas house. Uuno, wellI have some place I want to go to Its too late now. Better go tomorrow. Hauthe, then, I have something I have to say to Minami. Thats enough already, Himeji. Youre just wasting your time now. B, but No buts. That sound came from your handphone, right? Your parents should be worried about their daughter who has been back late for 2 days, right? I, I sent a message over to them. Sakamoto-kun, please, let me go back! Its not that I dont understand your feelings. Of course I want to let you go back there if I could I ran over to the duo who seemed to be talking about something. What are you talking about, Yuuji? Kya!? A, Akihisa-kun! Oh, Akihisa, youre rather fast. Yeah. Hazuki-chan woke up soon after you guys left. But I never expected that Yuuji and the rest hadnt go far. Oh yeah, what were you two talking about? Wellwhat do you think it is, Himeji? We, well Himeji-san looked around. Thats weird. Is it something thats hard to talk about? Forget about that. Akihisa-kun, what did you talk about with Minami-chan alone? Eh? The unexpected question came at me before I could even get prepared, causing me to make a weird sound. I, I cant say it! I really cant tell everyone about that shocking secret thing about Minami Wha, what happened? Eh, erm, about this Himeji-san continued to stare into my eyes, and it looked like any lies I try to make wouldnt escape her eyes. Is it relatedto someone she likes? Ugh! I let out a surprised sound as she guessed correctly. Himeji-san, your sixth sense today seems to be really sharp. Can you pleasetell me exactly what happened? Ugh Himeji-sans expectant eyes really hurt me. But no matter what she says, I cant do it. Besideshow can I say that a girl in my class likes apes Akihisa-kun SorryHimeji-san, I cant say it Is that so Himeji-san dejectedly lowered her head. If possible, I really want to say it, but Minamis too direct to say that she loves apes. I wont talk about how people in this world will think, but no matter what, I cant just reveal Minamis secrets to others. Just when I was thinking about that, it seemed that Himeji-san started thinking, and soon lifted her head with a certain amount of determination. Akihisa-kun! Ahyes! I understand Minamis feelings! What are you saying? How can you understand such things? But I hope you listen to my feelings! Ho, how can you do this! I, Ill be troubled if you suddenly say that! Wha, what should I doif Himeji-san suddenly tells me that I understand that Minami likes apes, but I feel that gorillas are better, that will definitely be more than what my brain can take! Speaking of which, why are these two people talking about such things? No matter how much they ask me, I can only introduce humans to them! I know youll be really bothered, but I hope that you can seriously consider this! Se, seriously? I have no idea whats so good about such things, but since Himeji-san said so, I cant just leave it alone. In that case, I have to seriously listen to her. Oi, Himeji, arent you thinking too much? This guys obviously thinking about some dumb things now. Eh? If its Japanese apes, I should be able to introduce some to youn, no. even if gorillas are on the entertainment side, it will be tough if theyre together Akihisa-kunwhy must you mention animals when Im trying to summon my courage and say such things Youre just going to wear out your brain cells no matter how you think. Oi, Akihisa, wake up (knocks)! GACK! What did I do? Sorry, what were we talking about? Dont worry. You dont have to think about it. Oh yeah, Himeji. Which side of this junction is your house at? Ah, yesmy houses on the right. The right side? The same direction as Akihisa then. Oh ya, Yuujis house on the other side. Thats right, so Ill hand the duty of sending Himeji home to you. Dont think you can attack people in the middle of a peaceful night just because no one is around. Understood. Ill try my best to endure. Oi, isnt that answer kinda inappropriate I, Ill endure too! Himeji! You want to attack Akihisa too!? Yuuji continued to stare at both of us with a look of disbelief. Oh well, whatever. No amount of time will be enough to snark back at you two idiots. ? Then, see you tomorrow. Un, see you tomorrow. Thank you, Sakamoto-kun. As we waved goodbye to Yuuji at the cross-junction, Himeji-san and I walked side by side with each other as we went home. Maybe its because Yuuji, whos always being so noisy, isnt around, but the chirping all around became extremely clear. Oh yeah, is your house in this direction, Himeji-san? Yes. My house is actually rather close to yours, Akihisa-kun. We even studied in the same primary school. Is that so? Thats true. If our primary school is the same, it means that were living rather near each other. Recently, because of the assembly, there are a lot less chances, but there were about 3 primary schools nearby. Himeji-san and I studied at Mutsuki Primary school. It sure was memorable. Its been over 5 years since then Its really a rare chance to walk together with Akihisa-kun slowly. Eh? Really? Yeah. Akihisa-kuns always surrounded by so many people. Ahaha. Its really amazing to hear Himeji-san say that Im really popular. Actually, I was being teased by those guys. Not at all. Akihisa-kuns always been popular. There was a Valentines Day in primary school. I wonder if you remember it? Valentines Day in primary school? Yes. Almost every girl in class gave Akihisa-kun chocolates. From that point on, Akihisa-kuns been the most popular guy amongst the girls. Is that so? I didnt knowI thought Valentine Days chocolates were nothing more than ordinary greetings How did it end up like thatwas I always just eating them? Akihisa-kuns been so dull since then. Well, I was still young, so I didnt understand then. Akihisa-kun, your use of Japanese is wrong. Its like youre not dull now. Eh? Ah, un, sorry. Ill take note of those things I didnt think through before. Thats what I actually wanted to say But speaking of which, Im really surprised that I was rather popular with the girlsI wouldnt be wondering if we were talking about how Himeji-san is popular with the guys now. Well, I cant say that I became skinnier, but I was really fat in primary school and was often laughed at by the boys. I wasnt popular at all. Himeji-san patted her stomach and grumbled. But dont people normally say that boys in primary school love to tease the girls they like? I suppose its not that they didnt like meand actually, they didnt tease me to an extent. I remember they removed the hime in Himeji Mizuki to call me plain lover. The boy who was the leader didnt like it, and everyone didnt call me that, right? Himeji-san smiled as she said to me. Is that so? I dont remember who was the leader of the class, and of course, I dont remember that. Its just that I was still bothered by the nickname they gave me after that. The nickname after thatYuki-chan? I searched my vague memory and recalled this nickname. Butwhy call Himeji-san Yuki-chan? I always called her Mizuki-chan, so I dont really know how the Yuki-chan nickname came about. Yes, its the yuki (snow) from yukidaroma (snowman). Ah, so the Yuki came from snowman. Thats rather cute. Its cute now that I think about itbut I was really bothered back then. Eh? Why would you have been? Wouldnt anyone associate snowman with white and fat? Eh? Is that the reason why you were called Yuki-chan? Ah, now. I guess its just the impression people have of me that created this nickname. But I was really bothered. Himeji-san waved her hand in a casual manner. Shes saying it really casually now, but she must have been really bothered by such a nickname when she was young, right? Lets forget about how it actually came about, since I definitely wont feel happy if I imagine how the Yuki-chan nickname came about. So Im still rather bothered about my tummy even till now, especially after eating hi-calories food like pizza or biscuits. Is that so? I feel that you dont have to be bothered about it. OR rather, Himeji-sans curves are way too perfect. This cant do. I get fat easily. If its just a certain point, such a figure will make people envious. Especially for girls like Minami. But Akihisa-kun, youre different from me. You need lots of nutrition. Dont worry. I cant say if its my normal life, but Ive been having my meals regularly ever since nee-san came back. I even sacrificed my precious treasures. Really, how can you say such thingsdo you actually hate your sister, Akihisa-kun? Hate? UuI never actually thought of such a question before. Coming back to meet me in a bathrobe immediately after flying back, and showing off my precious ero-books and my bathing photos in front of everyone, and even nagging away about exams and living attitudes everyone. Its frustrating. And she will even pull all sorts of weird pranks on me I suppose, Akihisa-kun, your sister must be worried about you, and she definitely likes you. If not, she wouldnt be asking everyone about Akihisa-kuns condition at school. Nononono. Theres a reason why she would ask that Himeji-sans pure heart seemed to view nee-sans impish attitude in a completely different manner. Himeji-san, dont be fooled by that demonic sister of mine. Shes doing such checks to deduct points from me. Just when I was about to explain everything to her, Himeji-san suddenly pointed at a corner. My houses over there. You can just leave me here. Thank you to escorting me all the way here. Hm? Ahh, dont worry, its nothing. Himeji-san bowed at me, and I bowed back at her. See you at school tomorrow. Nn, see you tomorrow. After saying that, Himeji-san scattered off with fleeting feet. But after a few steps, she turned around as if she suddenly thought of something. I feel that you should notice the feelings of the people around you, Akihisa-kun. Like your sister, Minamiand me Heh? What does that mean? Fufu. Im not going to give you any more hints. Himeji-san gave a smile and immediately ran off to her house after that. Speaking of which, whats the significance of the three people she just mentioned? Nee-san, Himeji-san, Minami And Toshimitsu Kubo. What, why is there a completely unnecessary name being mentioned!? Is it the work of the devil inside me? The four people mentioned here all have feelings for you. You should be able to understand now that I said so much, right? So its really the devil, messing up my thoughts like that! What kind of common feelings would the four of them have? I have no idea at all. If there were 3, at least theres a common point of them being the other gender Do I have to mention it? Of course its their feelings for Akihisa! Thats the angel in my heart now. Didnt I tell you not to come out already? No, the angels right this time LIAR! I WONT BE FOOLED BY SUCH NICE WORDS! Or rather, I should say that I would rather not believe such words with Kubo-kuns name mentioned. Really, how stupid can you get? Why must I be treated like an idiot by my alter-ego? A few minutes of talking to myself later, I reached home too. The lights in the house were already switched on, so nee-san should be back. Im back~ After opening the door, I shouted out to nee-san in the house. Immediately afterwards, I saw nee-san walk out of the living room in an apron (!?), a rare feat at that. Youre back. You must be tired now, having came back so late. Eh? Ahh, yeah. Nee-sans different attire and tone from usual bothered me. What is she planning? Hand me your bag. Isnt this a common scene in a serial? Ah At this moment, I suddenly noticed something. Wearing an apron and saying such thingsis she imitating a sweet romantic couple? She did mention some doctor game or something. Nee-sans probably thinking of playing with me, right? Speaking of which, its rare of nee-san to come back, yet us siblings hardly had the time to talk with each other. If we talk a bit, itll immediately end up being about grades or how I live my lifein that case, is nee-san just thinking of teasing me affectionately by playing newly-weds to get rid of such monotony? Alright. In that case, Ill play with you then. Its rare of nee-san to think about this. What is it? Ah, its nothing. Heres my bag. I handed my bag to nee-san with the attitude of a man whos the head of the house. Alright. Nee-san reached her hands out and grabbed onto my bag tightly. Ahh~ so tired today. Its been tough on you, being busy for the whole day. We walked towards the living room, continuing such a conversation. Do you want to eat? A bath first? Nee-san asked me with a kind voice. I couldnt help but smile at such a staple line in scripts. This really feels like a real newly-wed couple dialogue, with kind smiles. Or do you want to do pervy things with me? And theres some weird line in there. Nee-san probably felt that Id be bored if she follows everything according to the script, right? She even added some teasing words besides the basic conversation. Im rather touched by the weird yet affectionate feelings. In that case, I shouldnt waste my strength snarking back at her, but continue on in a humored manner. I pondered on how to answer, and then continued this act, No, theres no need for a bath, meal or pervy things. Is that so? Yeah, because I didnt finish my words as I deliberately paused before smiling, saying to nee-san, word by word in a forceful manner. Ive done them all outside. Minus 50 points from you Nee-san took out her judging notebook. Isnt that too unreasonable!? Current score [-340 points] Volume 5, The Fifth Question Volume 5, The Fifth Question Next, I, Yoshii Akira, will give you questions completely different from normal school tests. This does not mean that there is only one correct answer. Therefore, I hope that you guys can have more freedom and open your hearts to answer these questions. The following questions are definitely not meant to invade your personal privacy, so I hope all students can answer the questions honestly. Q: Explain your association or experience with the opposite sex up until now in English. Himeji Mizuki''s answer: I have not associated with a male. Yoshii Akira''s comment: Mizuki-san isn''t associated with any male? That is really splendid, as a student''s duty is to study. In addition, when being used with the opposite sex, "associate" usually accompanies negative connotations. Of course it is still better than a term like "romantic overture". Sakamoto Yuuji''s answer: I was kissed while sleeping. Yoshii Akira''s comment: While the english answer is correct, I have some doubts with the content. High School students nowadays are rather bold to be kissed while being asleep. I don''t know whether my stupid little brother did that. I''m rather looking forward to his answer. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: I cannot answer in English. Yoshii Akira''s comment: "Himeji-san, did anything happen after you went home yesterday?" During lunch break on the next day, we gathered together at a short table. Of course, I prepared the bento for my sister''s sake (This is all her fault). "Actuallythey were so angry that they threw tantrums" Himeji-san murmured dejectedly. Of course her parents would be angry but they have the right to be angry. For two consecutive nights, their precious daughter came home late. "Because of this, I can''t go anywhere else aside from the school until the weekend" "Arara. That''s too bad." This is a worry I, as a boy who lives alone (although not at the moment) cannot understand. It''s really tough being a girl. "It was your own fault. Really, at least just a call would make your parents feel at ease, Himeji." "That''s right I regret it" I feel that being able to reflect on one''s bad deeds is one of Himeji-san''s good points. "What on earth is this? Never mind Akihisa, didn''t Yuuji and Himeji immediately go home after leaving Shimada''s house?" "Yuuji and Himeji-san were still near Minami''s house when I was about to go home" "Yeah, I wanted to send her back immediately. But Himeji was throwing tantrums like a kid at me, so I couldn''t send her back." "S-sorry" Himeji said while narrowing her shoulders, making her look shrunk. "But, what about you, Yuuji?" "Hmm? My parents didn''t say anything, so I guess it was alright." "No, that''s not it." "What then?" "You were with girls until late at night for two consecutive days, and you were also alone with Himeji-san on the street at night, right? Isn''t Kirishima-san fuming?" "" Oo. I''ve never seen such an expression that clearly shows "I''m in deep trouble". "W-well, it should be fine. As long as she doesn''t find out." "Yuuji. Please explain this." Ah. It''s Kirishima-san. "W-wait a minute, Shouko. You''ve misunderstood, what you''re imagining did not happen. Moreover, you are not eligible to question me." "Ok. Let''s go over there. I will slowly hear your excuses." Yuuji & Kirishima-san left. PiPiPiPiPi!! After that, the mail ringtone of my cell phone resounded. I took out my cell phone and read the mail. [Message From Sakamoto Yuuji] hlp He must be trying to type "Help me". Thinking about this, my tears couldn''t stop flowing out. "Hmmit would be difficult to have study sessions after school." "That''s right. Mizuki and Sakamoto aren''t here, so no one is here to teach me." "(Nods)" Yuuji still lives on in my heart. Unfortunately, the Yuuji in my heart cannot help me to revise. "If it''s like this, do we have to stop the studying session? That''s too bad" "I''m sorry. It''s all because I went out of hand yesterday" "Don''t be silly, this isn''t your fault, Himeji-san. I''m very grateful that you''re willing to sacrifice your own studying time to help me study." At her level, Himeji-san definitely won''t need to panic and start cramming when exams are near. I suppose the term capable person would refer to someone like Himeji-san. "Yoshii." "Uwa!" Who suddenly called me from behind!? "Ki-Kirishima-san? You scared me What''s the matter?" "Are you worried about studying?" "Ah, yeah. That''s right." I tried to avoid looking at the red liquid stuck on Kirishima-san. It must be tomato sauce or Tabasco that had accidentally poured on her during lunch. "If that''s the case, I''ll help too." "Eh? Help?" "Everyone can stay at my house this weekend." Everyonestay!? In short, I can study at your house for a long time? And the smartest in our year Kirishima-san''s going to teach me personally! Isn''t that a super-duper awesome proposal!? "Is it ok, Kirishima-san?" "(Nods) I always want to return my gratitude to you, Yoshii." That would help a lot! I didn''t even dare to think i could obtain the best studying environment at this critical juncture where I have to spurt before the tests. "Is it ok if everyone else come along?" "Of course." "If it''s next week, I should be able to make it. I''ll just bother you a little. Mizuki, can you make it?" "I-I should be able to make it. Even if I can''t, I''ll try my best to convince my parents!" "I''ll join too." Hideyoshi, Minami, Himeji and Muttsurini also decided to participate in Saturday''s studying session. It looks like I''ll benefit a lot this weekend. "I wonder if Yuuji will participate?" I don''t think there''s a problem, but since he isn''t here, I can''t tell. After hearing my question, Kirishima answered in place of Yuuji. "It''s ok." "Ah, is that so?" "By that time, he surely would be discharged from the hospital." "I see. I''m glad about that." Everyone smiled as they nodded to each other, looking forward to the weekend. Un Un. I''m glad everyone was able to participate. Discharged from the hospital? Current score [-340 points] Volume 5, The Seventh Question Volume 5, The Seventh Question Please fill in the blanks with the correct answers. In 334 BC, having beaten the final king of the Achaemenid Empire, Darius III, (___________) started the (____________). Himeji Mizukis answer: In 334 BC, having beaten the final king of the Achaemenid Empire, Darius III, (Alexander the Great) started the (Eastern Expedition). Teachers commet: Correct answer. The two people mentioned in this question, Darius III and Alexander the Great had two great battes between them, the battle of Issus and the battle of Erbil. It will be best if you can remember these two battles. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: In 334 BC, having beaten the final king of the Achaemenid Empire, Darius III, (Warrior of Light Arc) started the (Final Quest ~Last Crusade of the King~ ). Teacher''s Comment: Theres the final and the last words in there, but it just doesnt feel like its going to end. Really intriguing. Sakamoto Yuujis answer: In 334 BC, having beaten the final king of the Achaemenid Empire, Darius III, (Alexander the Great) started the (Eastern Expedition). Teacher''s Comment: Oh? Sakamoto-kuns answer is the last one for F class? I think I didnt see Yoshii-kuns wonderful answerdid he answer it correctly? Its finally time for the exam. Unlike usual, I was the first one to reach the classroom, and immediately took out my textbooks from my bag to begin my final revision. Morning, Aki. Ahh, Minami, morning Oi, Aki, why do you look like youre about to die? Are you alright? Its just the first day! Im fine, Im alrightIm sorry, but can you please dont talk to me now? Or else I think that what I stuffed into my brain last night will be forgotten I, I seeif Aki says so, I wont disturb you then Then, as Yuuji and Himeji-san entered the classroom, I said the same thing to them. After arguing with my sister, I locked myself inside my room and started memorizing, and I didnt eat or drink the entire night. I dont know whether nee-san had dinner, but I would feel sleepy if my stomachs full, so its alright that I ate little. Dont think too much. Better do more revision. In 334 BC, Alexander the Great started the Eastern Expedition. In 330 BC, the Achaemenid Empire was eliminated. In 250 BC, the Parthia Empire I started to revise the points that I just couldnt remember no matter how much I tried to memorize. Himeji-san said that this part may appear in questions. Ill mark them on the test script first once the exam scripts are handed down so that I dont forget the year and what happened then. 6 subjects are to be tested today, and in order, they are modern language, English (literacy), world history, mathematics grade two, chemistry and health education. The other subjects will be tested tomorrow. I just need to do the tests normally for the first period - modern literature - and English literacy for the second period. World history is where I have to go for the decisive. If I can get a good mark for world history, everything will be alright. Everyone, get to your seats. Todays the first day of the end-of-term tests Ironman walked into the classroom as per usual and simply reminded us of some things we had to take note of. Theres nothing else to really say, so the homeroom lesson in the morning ended. Theres still some time till the test in the first period, and I continued to study. Ill forget about English in the second period, and theres not much to memorize for modern language in the first period, thus, I focused my revision on world history, where it would be make or break for me. Anyway, I can only memorize a bit at this point. Its best that I can memorize everything in the textbook. The government of the Shang Dynasty is set with society set around its capital city as politics and religion was done together. Based on research, the words back then became the oracle words that evolved into Japanese kanji Alright, time to put away the textbooks. The first periods test is about to begin. Just when I was focusing entirely on studying, unknowingly, the invigilator for the first period lesson entered the classroom. I put my textbook away obediently and waited for the test script to be handed out. World history is the key to this end-of-term test, but I cant neglect the other subjects. If I can get good grades here, I can send that damned sister of mine back overseas, and my life will be full of calm again. Its not the first time senseis saying this, but sensei still wishes to remind everyone that you cant put anything on the table other than your stationery. Also, if theres any writing on the table, it may be considered as a form of cheating. Even if its not written by you, I hope that everyone can check it through. Also, if you leave halfway through the exam, the subject score will not be given unless its really important Im hearing the same things they will remind us to take note of during an exam, and received the test script my classmate handed over to me. I took one, put it on my table, and then passed to the classmates behind me. Alright, the end-of-term test now begins! ~Modern Literature.~ From the options below, please choose the correct meaning of the idiom Besieged on all Sides. 1. Completely isolated. 2. Singing and doing nothing else. 3. The song of Chu being so loud that it could be heard all over. 4. The BGM all around are all songs of Chu. This type of questions are the ones Im good at. Amongst multiple-choice questions, I do belief that I can at least get one correct out of 5 questions. It would be great if all the questions in tests were multiple-choice, but unfortunately, in an exam, multiple choices are just a little benefit the tester would give. ~English (Literacy)~ Please explain the it indicated in the sentence below in Japanese. It wont take you more than ten minutes to get to your home. Warning: Anyone who puts ''it'' as the answer will be sent to the staff room without exception. Since its it, when translated into Japanese, it will be itdanger! Nearly went to the staff room for tea. Good thing that warning was there But it does seem weird somewhat? Why do I feel that this warning was a mockery targeted at a certain group of students? And so, without any serious mistakes, the first two periods of exams ended peacefullyand its now time for the world history test which is the most important one to me. Alright, everyone. Were going to start with the exam. Please put everything else other than your stationery aside into your bags. The invigilator in this period seemed to be Ironman as I could hear the familiar gruff voice without even lifting my head. Take one test script and answer script each before passing it backwards. You are not allowed to flip the answer script until the bell rings. Understood? The classmate in front of me handed the question and answer scripts back. I followed Ironmans order and took one each and flipped the test script over. I continued to try and memorize those parts that I could easily forget before the bell rang. KIN KOOONNN And finally, the decisive moment has arrived. Begin. The moment Ironman spoke, I took my mechanical pencil and flipped the script over. I jotted down the important notes before checking the questions. Time to read the questions carefully! I wrote down some of the names that could be easily mixed up and what happened then. After that, I flipped open the script. Lets see. The first question, please state the correct type of government of the Shang DynastyI still remember that. The answers religious politics. Second question, during this era, the origins of the Japanese kanji that was formed isOracle Text. Third Question, the people then lived ___ livesthe answer here is vertical pits. Alright! I got it! I know them all! As expected of Himeji-sans teachings! If this keeps up, its not impossible for me to achieve the marks I want! Now I can finally get rid of that cold sister of mine who only brings about trouble! I will write the answers down first, and then check through those questions I couldnt answer before and think through it. theres no limit to the number of questions in Fumitzuki Gakuens tests, and the difficulty will increase bit by bit, so theres such questions that targets such topics. If I cant answer those questions, I would just end up with a pile of questions I couldnt answer, and I will waste a lot of time. So I have to answer from those I can answer. This is what Yuuji and Himeji-san taught me. Up till now, Ive been doing each question slowly, but after following their method, the score I got was a lot different. I see. Looks like I can change my answering style. I focused thoroughly on answering the questions. Unknowingly, the questions on the test script were almost completely answered. KIN KOOONNN The chime of the bell indicated that the test ended. Okay, put your pens down. Students sitting at the last row, please collect the scripts. I could hear the students in our class heave a sigh, and the classmates sitting at the last row followed the instructions and took the script. Oi, Asakura. Thats too disgusting. Hand me the script. Wa, wait a sec! Just let me change the answer here! Asakura! The bell rang! Give up and put your pen down! Perhaps discovering that he wrong the answer wrongly, Asakura-kun just wouldnt give up his script and got scolded by Ironman as a result. Really, how stupid. The bell rang already. Even if you find that you made a mistake, you can only wait for your punishment. Even though I thought of that, I still lowered my head and looked at the answer script that will soon be taken away. Thats great. I dont think there should be any problems. I dont think theres any problems with my answersnn? I quickly scanned through, but found that a certain part wasnt right. Thats weird? This is Yoshii, Im going to collect the script. Ah. Just when I was about to correct it, I wasnt even allowed time to beg as the answer script was taken without mercy. Ironman collected the answer scripts, returned to the podium to arrange them, and put into a bag meant to put answer scripts in it before leaving the classroom. Unable to do anything, I could only watch Ironman leave. Hows your most important world history, Akihisa? Could you do them? Yuuji got up from his seat and walked over to me. Ahh, un. Theres a few careless mistakes, but its still the best test I had up till now. On hearing my answer, Yuuji merely shrugged. Really? How boring. I was about to mock you for going all pale and trying to save yourself. What are you saying, Yuuji? Really, stop kidding around. Really, such jokes arent funny. Yeah. You really put in a lot of effort this time. You shouldnt be doing worse than the last time. Yeah, youre really annoying. Ahahaha. Haha, Im that kind of person anyway. Yuuji and I exchanged looks as we both started laughing, but my mind couldnt help but think of the world history answer script that was taken away. I actually made such a mistake Farewell, my happy lone life. Volume 5, The Sixth Question Volume 5, The Sixth Question Yoshii Akira-Sensei''s Special English(?) Test Question: Please describe honestly any intimate association or experience with the opposite sex up till now spit it out even if you have to do it in Japanese!. Yoshii Akihisas answer: THATS JUST AN INTERROGATION! Yoshii Akiras comment: This is a test. If you once hugged someone of the opposite sex, write down that you did so. If you once kissed someone of the opposite sex, write down that you did so. Please answer my question honestly. Later on, nee-san will directly interrogacarry out remedials for Aki-kun. You are to study honestly with nee-san tonight. Shimada Minamis answer: I, although only once, did Setsubun. Yoshii Akiras answer: Scattering beans doesnt need to involve relationships with the opposite gender. Yuuji got into an accident and ended up hospitalized, and Himeji-san went home once school was dismissed. This continued for another 3 days, and in the blink of an eye, it was Saturday, just like we agreed. Aki-kun, nee-san told you before. Ill have to work in the mornings today and tomorrow, so you still have to watch the house even if you feel bored. Nee-san said this to me as she put the breakfast I prepared into her mouth. Its tough working on Sunday, let alone today. Nee-sans been coming home late, and I hardly have the chance to meet her other than at mornings. There''s such a mountain load of work, is the company running really well? Dont worry. Tomorrow I just need to work in the morning and can come back in the afternoon. And Monday and Tuesday are my days off. I see. Tomorrow Ill be back in the afternoon too, so we can then have dinner together. What do you want to eat, nee-san? Since its a rare chance, Ill show off my culinary skills to nee-san and cook something good. As for the money to buy the ingredientsoh well, better use what I have and dont be fussy. I pondered as I waited for nee-sans response, but unexpectedly, nee-san refused me with a sharp tone that didnt allow for any arguments. No need. Theres no need for you to do such unnecessary things. Unnecessary thingswhat does that mean? I really didnt like that tone. What does she mean by asking me not to do anything excessive? Its been a long time since us siblings met, so I proposed to have a meal together. Theres no need for nee-sans tone to be that bad, right? What do you mean by meaning? Im telling you exactly as what I said. Theres no need for you to cook dinner. No need to cook dinner? Are you going out because you have an appointment with someone at dinner? Maybe its not work, but she got some friends to eat with her, right? It cant be helped in that case. Ill find a chance next timebut nee-sans words just now were rather irritating. Its not like thislets not talk about this for now. Youre going out too, Aki-kun? Un, yeah? Didnt I tell you before? Im going over to stay at my friends house for the night and study for the end-of-term tests with everyone. I see. Its really great to see you so passionate towards your studies. Im not studying because I want tobut because someone kept deducting points without any warning, Im forced to do such things. Dont cause too much trouble over at Yuujis house tonight. Eh? No. Im going over to Kirishima-sans house Kirishimasan? WHY DID I JUST MAKE SUCH A FATAL MISTAKE!? AM I AN IDIOT!? Aki-kun, nee-sans so touched that I have to look at you in another light. Eh? Youre not hiding anything from nee-san and would even tell the truth honestly. Nee-san feels that this is a great thing. Ah, un. Im happy that you can praise me like that. And your determination to overcome obstacles really impressed me. Nee-san took out her notebook and added a new demerit value on it. Wait, nee-san! Did you just write a 4 digit number? Youre mistake! Kirishima-sans a girl, but shes Yuujis brideah, no! Im not having an affair with her! Hurry up and erase those 5 digit numbers! 5 digitsthats a score even Kirishima-san cant get. Thats basically a death sentence. Then, tell me whats going on? We, wellanyway, were gathering everyone in class to stay overnight at Kirishima-sans house to get ready for the tests. And we have a lot of people, so Kirishima-sans house is the only one large enough Kirishima-san was the one who invited us in the first place, but that wasnt important, so I better skip it. In that case, you will be gathering together to study and nothing else, right? Yeah. I really cant have the luxury to think of anything else when I have to raise my points up by 340. No no, even if its not about the grades, I cant just think about those random things. If its just studying, nee-san dont have to deduct that much points from youbut nee-san cant praise you like that. Eh? Why? Im going to study! Its a huge mistake when you have to go to someone elses house to study right before the exams. Tha, thats becauseIm not good at studies Aki-kun. Nee-san sternly interrupted my words which I couldnt even say out. Nee-san understands how Aki-kun cant study, and nee-san feels that being able to understand what you dont understand is an important part of growing up. Uu, un But even if being able to see your own limitations is something important, you cant have the thought of I cant do this because Im not good at it, you know. You should have the attitude of working harder than anyone else to make up for this. This attitude is the most important one you should have. Aki-kun , didnt you use Im an idiot as an excuse and not try to work hard? Uu Nee-sans direct words caused me to be unable to argue back. Its true that when its tough or troublesome, no matter what, when I cant come up with a solution, I would think Im an idiot, so I cant do it. I never showed such a thought before, but nee-sans really my own sister. She really understands me. Nee-sans right. This na?ve thinking isnt good Oi, hold on a sec! in that case, arent you the same, nee-san? Using a high and mighty tone to lecture me. What about you? Me? What are you talking about? Cooking! Telling me to work hard, yet regarding the things youre bad at, you never BIBEEP! As if it was pre-timed, the clock in the living room indicated 8am. Sorry. Its been a nice conversation, but the times almost up. Nee-san should be going to work now. Argh! Thats dirty! Are you running away? Despicable! Also, I have to deduct you 50 points for going over to stay overnight at a girls place. DAMN IT! HURRY UP AND GET OUT, YOU BIG IDIOT! Okay~ Im going out then. I didnt get points deducted by 4 digits or 5 digits, but my deducted points went up to 390 after a morning. Looks like I have to be more serious in the study group today Welcome, Yoshii. I waited for a while after I pressed the bell, and Kirishima-san in plainclothes came over to invite me in. So, sorry for intruding. Her house is way too luxurious, causing me to tense up for some reason. I heard of it before, but theres really an invisible pressure when I really see itshe probably has servants who stay in the same house. Everyone else was here. So Im the last one. With Kirishima-san leading me, I slowly followed her from behind. This is amazingIve never seen such a long corridor before. Wow~ your house has a lot of rooms~ Theyre all for different functions. As expected of rich people, having so many rooms for different functions. This room thats full of books is The library. That room with the large curtain is A mini-theater. That room with chains buckled all over is Yuujis room. Alright, lets forget about the conversation just now. And this is the study. After walking by a few rooms, Kirishima-san suddenly stopped and opened a door. The moment she opened the door, I could see a boy and a girl arguing with each other. Isnt that Muttsurini and Kudou Aikou from A-class? What are they arguing about? Youre thinking too much, Muttsurini-kun! Havent you heard of the saying that Seeing is believing? Its an ever foolish thing to get on stage without going through a mock-drill. Its because you think so much that you always get nosebleeds and cant get up. No matter what you say, I have no intention of changing my belief. Youre saying such things again! You just wont listen (flash a little)! Too despicable(Nosebleeding in spurts). Kudou-san flipped the breast side of her shirt, and Muttsurini immediately drowned in a pool of nosebleed. What in the world are those two doing? Youre finally here, Akihisa. Ah, Hideyoshi, whats with those two? Mu, they were discussing hotly about how secondary sexual characteristics come about and things ended up like that I say, isnt it weird to discuss such things already? What exactly happened such that they would discuss about secondary sexual characteristics? Hello, Akihisa-kun. Un, morning, Himeji-sa I turned over to look in the direction where the familiar voice came from, and was immediately so shocked that I couldnt talk. Hm? What is it? Himeji-san tilted her head slightly. She looks somewhat different from usual, because she had a cute ponytail tied behind her. Is, isnt that too cute! What should I do? What words should I use to express the feelings I have now to her? Himeji-sans so cute today. My minds about to blow while looking at you. Alright, Ill say that to her. No, wait, if its too long, I might even mess up the most important point of the sentence. Got to make it easy to understand. I should shorten the sentence herealright. Akihisa-kun? Todays Himeji-sans dead today! EHHH!? WOAH! IM SUCH A BIG IDIOT! WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT KIND OF DOOMSAYER APPEARED! Well, Akihisa-kunis there some bad omens on my face? Sorrydont worry about itI just couldnt handle something that happened out of a sudden Eh, oh I wanted to praise her, but how did it end up in such an absurd statement? Aki, did you see something today? Why are you being stupid again? Ah, Minami. Really, Im not trying to be stupid here. Reallywhy cant I seem to tell? Yo, youre thinking too much. For some reason, the stare Minami gave me felt rather sharp, and she didnt look like she was in a good mood. Reallyits Mizukis place if I have to say it. its too despicable to change hairstyles out of a sudden. What should I do now Wha, what are you saying? Minami looked like she had some really deep grudge as she stared at Himeji-sans hair. Their hairstyles are really cute now, and I really dont know what to do when Im standing beside themthis isnt good! My mind seems like its going to explode the moment I think about it! Speaking of which, Himeji-san, its great that you can stay out today! I hurriedly changed the topic to avoid digging my own grave. Regarding hairstyles, if I dont make everyone calm down first, it might end up in a very dangerous situation. Yeah, thats great. Himeji-san smiled back happily. Himeji-san seemed to have reflected obediently after throwing a tantrum, and for the next few days, went home directly. Maybe its because being obedient worked out for Himeji-san that her parents allowed her to stay out today. If she would normally keep her behavior in check and obediently report to her parents, its not like they wouldnt understand. I immediately got out today too. Oh? What happened to you, Minami? No, its not me. Its Hazuki. Whats with Hazuki-chan? If she knows that were going to have a study meet, shell definitely demand that I bring her along. Ahaha, I see. Luckily, mom and dads bringing her out to the movies today that I was able to get out quickly. Or else, itll be troublesome if she catches me going out. Well definitely welcome Hazuki-chan if she decides to come along, but Minami doesnt seem like she wanted to bring her along too. Maybe she felt that itll be troublesome if both sisters were to come along, but I feel that Kirishima-san wont worry about such a small thing. Speaking of which, we have Himeji-san, Minami, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini, Kudou-san and Kirishima-san for the study group today. Thats a lot of people. Including me, that would be 7 people, but the house doesnt feel like its packed even with so many people here, which is really amazing. I really have to be grateful to Kirishima-san for providing such an outstanding study environment. Oh yeah, I dont see Yuuji around. Mu, I didnt see him too. Is he late? Is he late? Really, we agreed to meet in the afternoon, and he could still oversleep. I should say that hes way too relaxed I brought Yuuji here. DOSA! Yuuji, who was tied up in ropes all over in rings, was lying on the carpeted floor. Nn? Akihisa, why are you guys here? Ahh, un. Its because Kirishima-sans good intentions Why are you tied up by her in ropes? No, now doesnt seem to be a good time to ask this question. Yuuji, were about to have a study group today. Didnt you hear from Kirishima? Hideyoshi undid Yuujis ropes as he asked. Yeah, I didnt hear anything. I just lost consciousness like usual, and by the time I woke up, I was here. Like usual, is it? I see. So this is the reason why I occasionally cant contact Yuuji on the weekends. Then what about my textbooks and notes? Dont worry, I prepared them. Kirishima-san was holding onto Yuujis bag, and seemed to have prepared a change of clothes for him. She really didnt miss out on anything. Alright, since everyones here, we should start studying. Yeah, Id agree. Youre right! Ordinary street surveys show that more than 68% of mature women are all Its not a mistake. The survey results of the World Health Organization investigations showed that 72% of mature men support this. Youre saying such nonsensical lies again! Not lies, these are facts. Damn it! in that case, I must overcome Muttsurini-kun in the next tests to prove that Im right. Youre not going to chase me off from the top position in our year. Saying such vexing words againwhy are you always like that, Muttsurini-kun (flash)! Too despicable(Spurts of nosebleed)! We havent started studying, yet those two seemed to have something wrong going on between them again. Akihisa-kun, you dont have to differentiate between the East side and India here. It will be easier to memorize what happen each year in each country directly. Each country? Yes. For example, around 500 BC, when Confucius, a great person was born, another famous person was born in India. (note Confucius actually lived and was born in China.) ConfuciusI think I heard of this name before Confucius was the one who started the Confucianism, and is a great who had great influence in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms you like, Akihisa-kun. Ahh, speaking of which, I might have heard of that name in manga or video games. Is it the one who advocated wisdom and faith? I remember this name seemed to be always associated with the Arts of Tsu. When Confucius, the founder of Confucianism was born, the founders of Buddhism and Jainism were born at the same time. The founder of Buddhismis it Sakyamuni? Thats right. He also has another name called Siddhattha Gautama. But I dont know about the founder of Jainism. That one is harder. The founders name is called Mahavira. Uu, never heard of that before. Theyre rather famous founders of religions in history. Its best if you can memorize their names. Fm fm. Gautama is Buddhism, Mahavira is Jainism. Dont you find this interesting, Akihisa-kun? Eh? Whats interesting about this? It seemed that three of the great people that created religions in such a vast world full of history were all born in the same time. Ahthats right. Speaking of which, it might be a coincidence. Maybe, or maybe not. Perhaps the species called humans would have similar thoughts after going through some time and started believing in gods. Thats amazingeven if the places are different, people evolve at the same speed. Is that what you mean? Yes, or Or? Maybe a real god descended to this world back then, crossing through India and China before teaching them such knowledge. Ooh, so thats how it is! If I think about it, it can explain why several religions were created at the same timeand also romantic. But nobody knew what actually happened. Himeji-san gave me a prompting cute smile. A real god has descended on this earth; the textbooks never wrote such things, but such an idea is really interesting. Akihisa-kun , do you know what you should answer in the bracket? Un, got it. the founder of Confucianism isConfusing, right? Yes, well answered. With Himeji-san guiding me, I filled in the blanks of the questions one by one. Unlike Yuuji, Himeji-san would often talk about some interesting stories. This will waste some time, but can create deep impressions, so its a lot better than just memorizing. Himeji-san probably had such interests in studying through this method. I can tell everyones personality from how they work. Ah, thats right, Himeji-san Yes? It may be a little late, but wellyou, your hairstyle seem somewhat different today. Why did you change out of a sudden Ah! We, well, thats becauseI, I just thought of tying a ponytailbut Im not used to tying it like this, so its not really niceis, is it weird? No, not at all! I think it suits you! Re, really? Thats greatit seems that spending two hours to tie a ponytail finally paid off Two hours? No matter what, even if its a girl, spending two hours to tie hair is way too long! I might as well tie it like this every day. Ah, no. This hairstyle suits you, Himeji-san, but the normal ones the cutest! Cu, cute? Re, reallyyoure too sweet, Akihisa-kun Ahaha, Im not exactly saying kind words here Ponytails are one of my fetishes, but Himeji-sans normal hairstyle really suits her best. Besides, Im really sorry if she has to spend two hours to tie her hair because of what I think. But you look a lot cuter than me, Akihisa-kun I CANT BE HAPPY WHEN YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! Looks like I have to show my manly side to Himeji-san. Oi, Shimada. Stop reading world history only and get serious, will you? Your language grades are on the same level as Akihisa. If you cant improve to double digits, well be in lots of trouble during the summoning war next term. UuI, I know that! But, wellI dont have much confidence in world history either. Dont worry, your world history grades are atrocious, but its considered normal amongst us F class. You should focus on improving on your weak points instead of world history. If you can understand the questions on the scripts, you can become a force on our side, so itll be more efficient to study language than memorize world history. Uuuits not like I hate tatamis and short desks Id feelits alright if our class can have facilities that are good enough so that Himeji doesnt have to transfer, right? Even if we relax a bit No, not at all! I must beat A class and defeat Shouko! If I cant beat her, Ill end up being held down by her no matter how much time passes! You cant change it even if you win, right? Id feel this way too. Its about time you two get together anyway. Damn it! You guysnever mind, this question then. Please use the past form of <> to form a sentence. Try forming one sentence. The cake I ate in the past was very delicious. YOU TWO, STRAIGHTEN YOUR BACKS AND GET BACK HERE! Yuujis teaching Minami and Hideyoshi language. Kirishima-san was around, but I couldnt find her around at this moment. I wonder where she went. Muttsurini-kun, even you cant answer this question right? In the first year of middle school, its 70%. 87% in second year and 99% in the third year. Why do you even know such a thing so clearly? Thats common knowledge. Uulooks like I cant beat you through a direct attack Youre too na?ve, Kudou. In, in that case, Muttsurini-kun, actually, I ? I dont normally wear bras, you know. u!? (TATATA) Eh? Are you asking me why the shape wont change when I dont wear a bra? Thats becauseactually, I do (mumbling) massage until (mumble), and every night, I will always Are you trying to kill me(BUSSSHHHHIIIIIIIIII)) What do you mean trying to kill you? Its really not nice to hear it. I just want to make you lose so much blood that you cant go all out in the exams, Muttsurini-kun, no other ill intentions here. Ill just give you a few points. This level of obstacle is nothing to me. Ohh, you can actually say such things? Ill definitely not lose to you! In that case, I wont hold back thenoh yeah, I havent finished about just now, (mumbles) until the body gets hot, and then use a (mumbles), and then (secretly) I wontdie in front of you(DABADABADABA)! Kudou-san and Muttsurinis conversation was rather weird, but Muttsurini looks somewhat pale after having lost lots of blood, which Im rather worried about. Its about time for dinner. Everyone, please move to the other room. I recovered and heard Kirishima-sans offer. Thats weird. Didnt we just have tea? Is it 6pm already? Alright, Shimada, Hideyoshi, well stop here for ancient language. Time to eat. Uuwhat in the world is a conjugation form? Even if I dont know, I dont think itll affect my life much YeahId dont think that this kind of thing will appear in drama or theater With Yuuji teaching, Minami and Hideyoshi had to take a boring ancient language lesson. Ancient language was something theyre the weakest at, and I can tell that theyre tired even as a bystander. Im alive! Muttsurini-kun, study hard with me after dinner. I refuse. Are Kudou-san and Muttsurini on good terms or not? Nn~alright, and I put down my pen and got up, stretched my stiff back muscles, heard the creaking sound of the joints, and it felt really good. Normally, when I hear creaking sounds from my body, theres a high chance that my bodys being abused tragically by someone Ill bring everyone to the dining room. Please follow me. Okay. We continued to walk and chat with Kirishima-san, who was leading us, as we head towards the dining room. Im really happy to be able to eat so much good stuff recently. I think you should start changing your lifestyle, Akihisa-kun I do sweep the floor and wash my clothes and all that usually. I said that I should at least make the bentos That wont do, Himeji-san. My life will be at risk if I do that. Because the students in F class are strict about that. Uu, this is one of the reasons. Soon after we left the room, there was the appetizing fragrance of food. This is the room. Kirishima-san, who was leading us, stopped in front of one of the rooms. The moment she opened the door, the appetizing aroma of the food came at us. A, amazing! Wow Th, this is very extravagant. On the large table that will definitely not be seen in an ordinary family, theres a lot of delicious dishes set there. The floating smell of roasted peking duck that was dripping with golden meat sauce, a large piece of sharks fin was floating on the thick and gluey soup surface, green pepper fried with double-cooked meat, eight treasures vegetables, mapo tofu and all sorts of dishes were delightfully placed on the large plates at the center of the table. Also, each seat has a small tea bowl with a cover there. Is that the famed birds nest soup thats supposedly the highest of classes? This meal is so luxurious that it doesnt seem to be for friends whore coming here to play! Its basically like a scene in a dream! Youll definitely hurt your stomach eating all these because youre not used to them, Aki. Ahaha, thats right. No matter what, the dishes in front of me would be more than several months of my meal allowance. I couldnt help but drool just by looking at it. Oh yeah, are we the only ones eating? What about your family, Kirishima? Un, theres only us. Theres only 8 of us in this room. Is Kirishima-sans mother the one who set up so many dishes for us? Or is it her helpers? But I dont see anyone else around? They probably dont want to ruin our moods when eating. Shoukos family wont get involved with each other, so they live rather freely. Un, so everyone, dont feel restrained and relax. I see. Freeshe did make a room for Yuuji. No family can be described free more than Kirishima-sans family. Then, everyone, please choose a seat you like. We followed what she instructed and took the seats closest to us. Alright, lets tuck in. ITADAKIMASU!! Everyone clapped their hands together and yelled, immediately savoring the happy dinner time. This meals really amazing! Th, this is really great! UuIll accidentally eat too much if this keeps up Why is it that the food I like to eat have so much calories!? Replenishing iron. Shouko, why is it that this meal here looks poisonous with all the purple? I didnt add any strange drugs in this. I love Chinese food! Its like we booked a room in a high class restaurant to eat, and each dish is so delicious, its really delightful. Yoshii-kun, let me feed you. Here, ah~ Nn? An~ Aki!? What are you doing? Akihisa-kun? Your table manners are really terrible!? Shouko, why is it that my drink looks poisonous with that pink color over there? I didnt add any suspicious drugs in this. Muttsurini, what are you eating? Birds Nest. Its nice. As we enjoyed the high-class cuisine that we would rarely get to eat, the bodies and souls that were fatigued by studying found comfort. The last dessert, almond jelly was served, and as we ate, Kirishima-san suddenly asked Yuuji. Yuuji. What is it, Shouko? Hows the studying? Going really well. You dont have to worry. Really? Yeah, I might even beat you in the next tests. Is that so? Ill be able to regain my freedom like this. On seeing Yuuji show such a relaxed expression, Kirishima-san couldnt help but narrow her eyes. If thats what you say. Nn? How about a challenge? Its rare that Kirishima-san will show such a taunting look. You want to challenge me? Un, I want to see what you can do, Yuuji. Hoho, so youre viewing yourself highly there, huh, to actually say such words. Thats weird? Did Yuuji actually think of accepting her proposal? Im definitely above you. Thats a fact. DAMN IT, FINE! WELL HAVE A CHALLENGE! WHOS SCARED HERE! LET ME TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE IN OUR ABILITIES! He got hooked. Kirishima-san really understands Yuujis thoughts. I understand. In that case, well have a simple revision test about the test topics later. FINE! DONT THINK ILL BE THAT OLD USELESS ME IN THE PAST! If I win, youre sleeping with me, Yuuji. HA!? On hearing that, Yuujis eyes immediately became little black dots. What an idiot. He doesnt seem to have comprehended what was going on. Anyway, if Yuuji loses the revision test later, hell have to sleep together with that Kirishima-san whos beautiful and has a great body. If it really ended up in such an envious situation, itll be a case when Ill really be jealous and think of killing him Sorry, Kirishima-san. I want some more almond jelly. Can I borrow a knife from you? A chopper or a katana will do too. Ill get it for you now. WAIT A SEC, SHOUKO! DONT GIVE ANYTHING DANGEROUS LIKE A KNIFE TO HIM! YOULL ENDANGER MY LIFE LIKE THAT! Cheh! That Yuujis instincts are rather sharp! But if you win, Yuuji, Ill allow you to sleep with Yoshii. THATS TOO SCARY! I DONT GET ANY BENEFIT AT ALL! What is this stupid guy saying? If its me, Ill definitely fight to get 0 points here! This is great. Seems interesting, I want to do something here~ The jealous feelings in me caused me to get ready to grab the chair and smash it on Yuujis head, but Kudou-san said with a happy look. You want to join too, Aiko? I can join, but since its a rare chance Kudou-san deliberately paused the moment she said that, and looked over at me. What does she want to do? How about everyone take this text and use the points to decide who sleeps with who? Kudou-san looked at me and deliberately blinked. Is she actually thinkingof seducing me? FINE! I WAS REA YOU, YOU CANT DO THAT! ERM, IT, ITS TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO DO THAT, AKIHISA-KUN! But itll be better for Yoshii-kun to gain more actual experience with me on health education, right? NO! YOU MUSTNT DO THAT! But I really want to teach Yoshii-kun health education~ I SAID NO MEANS NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! IF YOU INTEND TO DO THAT, KUDOU-SAN, I, I WANT TO SLEEP WITH AKIHISA-KUN! EHHHHH!? WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SAYING, HIMEJI-SAN!? Himeji-san just said such ridiculous words out of impulse when Kudou-san challenged her, right? MI, MIZUKI! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ISNT POSSIBLE! BUT YOU ARE AWARE AFTER READING THROUGH AKIHISA-KUNS H-BOOKS, MINAMI-CHAN! AKIHISA-KUNS A GUY! HES VERY INTERESTED IN THOSE PERVY STUFF! SOMETHING BIG WILL HAPPEN IF HE SLEEPS WITH KUDOU-SAN! Its true that the 4th H-book Aki collected has a short hair girl HOLD ON A SEC, HOW MUCH OF MY TOP SECRET DO YOU KNOW OF! So I must sleep with Akihisa-kun to protect him! Tha, thats right. I have to sleep with Aki to protect him too. Why is it that things are getting weirder and weirder? And Im bothered that you revealed my deep secrets to everyone like that. No no, Id think that you people are all too excited here. This wont happen if you reject Kudous proposal. KUDOU-SAN, LETS CHALLENGE! I WILL DEFINITELY NOT LOSE TO YOU FOR AKIHISA-KUNS SAKE! YEAH! ILL SLEEP WITH AKI IF ITS FOR HIS SAKE TOO! Ahaha, you two are really interesting. Didnt let down my expectations there. Id feelthat itll be fineif you just refused Hideyoshis suggestion was thoroughly ignored. I would occasionally think that the aptitude to study doesnt have a direct relation to how smart one is, is it? In that case, Ill take out a brand new mock exam that wasnt used before. WAIT A SEC, SHOUKO! I HAVENT AGREED YET! Its decided. You said that youll challenge me just now, Yuuji. You cant say no now. Ugh! I, I did say that alright Yuujis gaze was unfocused as he looked around, seemingly thinking of something. And then, his eyes turned to the table. I clearly saw that Yuuji overturned the glass of fruit juice from an angle Kirishima-san couldnt see. Oh, sorry Shouko! Did it get your clothes? Im fine. On first glance, it looked like Kirishima-sans clothes werent ruined by the juice. No, that cant be right. You cant see it there, but your hem has juice on it. Yuuji pointed at the back of Kirishima-sans waist as he said that. Ill be troubled. Sorry, I was careless there That drug will corrode fibers. WAIT A SEC, WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU ADD IN MY DRINK!? It looks like Yuujis drink was spiked, which was why the colors different from everyone else. The juice that was tossed out gave off green smoke on contact with the carpet, but I cant be envious about that Ill get a change of clothes. Thats right, its better to change clothessince you need to change, we can have a bath even though its early. Treat it as aiding digestion. Yuuji stopped Kirishima-san, who was about to leave and get a change of clothes, and suggested it. Thats a good idea. Itll be hard on us if we immediately start studying while were full, so we might as well take a bath and rest. However, Im rather worried as I may feel sleepy if I bath after eating. I understand. Lets take a bath then. Alright, well talk about the mock tests later then. Un. Having gotten Kirishima-sans permission, we went to get a change of clothes, and the boys and girls went to different rooms. Alright, lets go. We entered our room, and a few minutes later, Yuuji suddenly got up. Understood. Were going to peep, right? Leave it to me. Id say, how foolish can you people be On a side note, Hideyoshi was assigned to another room, but came back to our guys room. He felt lonely, right? Idiots, youre wrong. Were going to Shoukos room. Heh? Why? Kirishima-sans room? Leaving the girls bathroom alone and choosing to go to Kirishima-sans room? Why? Do I have to say it? I have to steal the mock test she just mentioned. This guys ever so despicable. But I dont think well lose out on anything even if we dont steal the test script. (Nods head)Peepings more important than that. Yuuji may not want to sleep with Kirishima-san, but this is really a great opportunity to peep for Muttsurini and me, so we have no need to sneak around like that. Do you really think thats the check? Yuuji started to ask me with that pretense tone of his. What are you trying to say? Think about it carefully, Akihisa? What did that sister of yours that just came back forbid you from doing? Eh, wellgaming for only half an hour a day and no illicit sexual relationships at alldamn it! I forgot about it! Itll be a death penalty if I end up sleeping with girlswhether its my happy life of living alone or my life. Ah, but, if nee-san doesnt know Ill leak the news if you dont help me. DAMN BASTARD! YOURE A SUPER DAMNED BASTARD! Though I already knew that Yuuji was a bastard. And youre in danger too, Muttsurini. Why? Youll die due to massive nosebleed. Thats really the case. Do you think Im scared of death? WHAT THE HECK! THAT LINES WAY TOO COOL! But think of the ranking. If the people on top choose who they won If we predict the results, Kirishima-san will be first, Himeji-san will be second, and Kudou-san will be thirdthats likely to be the case. When Kirishima chooses Yuuji, Himeji chooses Akihisa, who will Kudou Aiko choose? Hideyoshi put his hand at his chin and muttered, Kudou will likely choose Muttsurini. How is it possible? You two just argued a whole lot. Didnt she sweat to get back the top rank in health education without letting you lose too much blood, Muttsurini? Ugh! Thats too despicable! I dont really understand, but it seems that Muttsurini and Kudou-san have some strange competition going on between them. Those pants arent going to kill me! It seems that Muttsurini isnt scared of death, but will die because he hates the pants. Does he have some emotional scar with them? Thats the case. Are you willing to help? Got it. Ill help. I have no other choice. This is a matter of life and death. If I dont help Yuuji, Ill likely be dunked in a hell of boiling water. Id help you too. Heh? Youre going to help us too, Hideyoshi? Why? No matter what I think, Hideyoshi doesnt have a reason to help. No particular reasons. ? Uusince Hideyoshi wants to help, itll be a great thing. Alright, since its decided, lets hurry up and take action. Based on what Shouko said, that mock test should be hidden in her room, so we have to enter her bedroom. Got it! We could only help Yuuji and enter Kirishima-sans room together because of all sorts of reasons. Kirishima-san, what kind of bath do you have at home? Theres a large bath and an open-aired bath. A, amazing. Its just like a hot springs hotel. Im really looking forward to it. Im looking forward to it too. Whether its the hot springs hotel or that I can touch, Hime-chans part, right? Wah! Ku, Kudou-san, where are you touching! Theyre so big~ what do you put inside? Im so envious Wa! Wh, why even Kirishima-san Thats right. Its really too unfair that Mizukis grown like thatI wonder if I can get a needle to poke them and suck the stuff inside Mi, Minami-chan! Are you joking around? Your expression looks horrifying! The bewitching conversation could be heard as Himeji-san and the rest were holding onto their change of clothing and were ready to move to the bathroom. Yuuji, I say What? I just want to forget about everything and follow Himeji-san and the rest. Same here. The wish we couldnt get in the past can definitely come true now! Idiots, think about it carefully. Think about what happened then! Yuuji calmly retorted back. Of course, were not so stupid to end up in such a forsaken state. I wont make the same failure twice over! Ill do it properly this time and definitely not end up getting myself suspended from school again! Now, allow me to repeat this once again. I just want to peep into the girls bathroom for the sake of my desire. In that case, let me change the saying. Yuuji pointed his index finger fiercely at me. Think about it, you guys, about that damned old grannys naked body. UGH! The dinner we just digested seemed to have went back into the throat. Theres nothing good about peeping at allwhether its the one watching or the one being watched Should never commit the same crime again. Its great that you guys can understand this. If we end up getting the cops involved because I saw such a thing, I wont be able to die in peace even if I do. Are we ready to go into Kirishimas room? Youre right, well just waste our time if this drags on. Girls bath longer, but this theory cant be applied to everyone. We have to finish this mission at the fastest speed possible. After checking that Himeji-san and the rest arent around, we tiptoed over to the other side of the corridor, aiming at Kirishima-sans room where Himeji-san and the rest came out from. Alright, lets go in. Yuuji stood in front of the door, and held onto the door handle before twisting it. Thats weird? Why cant we open it? But even though it was a turning handle, the door still wouldnt budge as it let out a creaking sound. Id say, it should be locked. In her own house? Ughis there really something important inside? Or is it that girls of this age are used to doing such things? What kinds of important things would that person havenever mind. Muttsurini, can you do it? Give me 30 seconds. Muttsurini took out a tool that we never saw before, poked it inside the keyhole and fidgeted for 30 seconds before finally opening Kirishima-sans bedroom door. Thats really an amazing ability. We entered the room and looked around, and couldnt help but feel amazed as we stood there. This rooms really grand Bi, big Kirishima-sans room should be about the size of 20, 30 tatamis. We''d should spread out and look, or else itll be impossible for us to find it. Yeah, everyone, spread out and search. If we find something similar to test scripts, open it out even if we see the questions, we wont have any excuse even if were discovered. In other words, itll be unfair if Kirishima-sans the only one who saw the test questions of the mock test; what kind of lame excuse is that? Its really despicable, and itll be sorry for Kirishima-san, but we have no other ways to escape. Got it. Ill search from that bookshelf. Ill check from the entrance. Ill check from the windows. Ill check through Shoukos drawers. The four of us split up to look for that mock test. The bookshelf Im in charge of has magazines, novels and some small things. My eyes screened through a corner of the bookshelf, Ehh, lets see, what is this<<100 Conditions To Be A Good Woman>>, <>, <>, <>, <>, <> I just feel that the books Kirishima-san reads are becoming more and more criminalespecially that black magic book. For Yuujis sake, I better introduce something like white magic to her. Forget about that. I cant find the questions of the mock test here Kirishima-san probably didnt put the test script here. Is it at where the other members are looking? I turned around to look at the door, !(SWOOSH)! MUTTSURINI! WHATS WITH YOU!? Suddenly, Muttsurini, who was supposed to be looking around, had bright red blood patterns forming on his face, and an inexplicable scene entered my eyes. Whats going on? Is thisa trap? Muttsurini was drowning in a pool of blood, yet his stare was fixated ona pile of female underwear that was folded neatly. CarefulAkihisa. Kudou Aikowants to killall of us Ahh, youre wrong. I guess the only one wholl die because of such a thing is you, Muttsurini Is that Kudou-sans underwear? I wont actually drown in my pool of nosebleed, but my heart really feels like fluttering when I think of how the short-haired girl who often wears pants would wear such underwear ARGH, THIS IS! Not far away, Yuuji yelled too. What now? You found the test script, Yuuji? KUDAMN IT! ITS HARDENED GLASS! IS, IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN USE TO BREAK IT I looked at where Yuujis looking, and hes looking at a piece of glass that was fixed to the wall. Whats wrong with this guy? What is it, Yuuji? Found the test script? JUST NICE, AKIHISA! HURRY UP AND HELP ME GET THIS DAMNED THING OFF! Yuuji roared, and the damned thing he was referring to was the marriage certificate that was sealed in the thick glass. The way I see it, its impossible to take it out. Forget about that; getting the test script is more important. WHAT NONSENSE IS THAT!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I SPENT LOOKING FOR IT!? THAT SHOUKO ACTUALLY LIED TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE HANDED IT OVER TO THE LAWYERITS BECAUSE SHES HIDING SUCH A THING THAT SHE LOCKED THE ROOM UP! Yuuji has completely forgotten that we got in here to look for the test scripts. I should be reminding Yuuji here, but I might end up being scolded by him if I say the wrong thingsreally, how did I end up getting myself into this mess Sigh, Yuuji and Muttsurini are useless now. Looks like Hideyoshi and I have to work harderhm? I started to look around again to find that test script, and found a little hairpin on the table. Isnt that the bunny hairclip Himeji-san normally puts on her hair? Speaking of which, Himeji-san does seem to like such small things I just took the hairclip without thinking and stared at it. Forget about primary school. She still likes such a small thing even till now. This is really what Himeji-san would do Arre? Whats wrong? As I looked at the hairclip in my hand, my mind started to have some strange thought surging. Ughh Yoshii-kun, what are you looking at? WAH!? A sound came from behind me. Who, who is it? Really, Yoshii-kun. How can you secretly sneak into a girls room. The one who blinked at me and smiled in a vexing manner is, Ku, Kudou-san!? Whydidnt you go bathe? I forgot to take my underwear. I took it out from my bag and forgot to bring it into the bathroom, so I came back to get it. Kudou-san smiled and pointed at the clean underwear right in front of Muttsurinis corpse. IM AN IDIOT! WHY DIDNT I NOTICE IT TILL NOW! SHE DIDNT BRING HER UNDERWEAR EVEN THOUGH SHE WANTED TO BATH, AND ITS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE SHE FORGOT TO BRING IT! Since Kudou-sans right in front of me, maybe the other girls are coming back NOT GOOD! EVERYONE, RETREAT! THE KILLING SQUAD MAY BE COMING BACK! I hurriedly interrupted the plan and dashed out to the exit. Therell definitely be an unavoidable great tragedy if Minami or Himeji-san finds me here. Damn it! looks like I can only watch and leave this thing behind Having noticed my condition here, Yuuji hurriedly grabbed Muttsurini and rushed towards the exit, and Hideyoshi followed us. See you later, the four of you. Kudou-san didnt look angry and even waved at us as we got ready to escape. Ughthe plan failed. What should we do Even if Kudou-san let us off, we still didnt find that script. If this keeps up, Ill What do you mean what we can do? We cant do anything now that were discovered. This is badMuttsurinis lucky that he fainted, but we We can only think of beating them. Youre right. If Yuuji wins and chooses to sleep with me At that moment, well be sentenced to death by this society. Should I choose physical death or social death? Its really a painful and cruel choice between two here! Why do I have to face death all the time in my life? Relax Akihisa. Id just scanned through the questions of the mock test. Eh? When? Just when you guys were fooling around. That is why Hideyoshis being so quiet. Hes been working silently. Oh yeah, I just cant understand, Hideyoshi. Why are you willing to help us? Id have all sorts of complicated feelings here Hideyoshi looked far away with teary eyes. If I sleep with a lady on the same bed and nothing happens, Id be treated as a woman completely. But if something really happens, a big problem will happen. Theres no bigger problem than this So Hideyoshi has his own troubles. We ran around on the corridor, and finally got far away from Kirishima-sans room before slowing down. Akihisa, wed should be heading off to bath, right? Youre right. Lets go and bath. To me, nows not the time to bath Right now, Yuujis completely focused on that marriage certificate left inside Kirishima-sans room, but I just feel that no matter how much he struggles, its all futile Sigh, we cant think of anything good now. Better go take a bath first, Yuuji. Thats right. We might be able to think of something when were bathing. Yeah. Then, see you later, Hideyoshi. I waved at Hideyoshi and got ready to return to the room Kirishima-san prepared for us to get a change of clothes. HOLD IT! Heh? Unexpectedly, Hideyoshi reached his hand out and tugged at my shirt. What is it, Hideyoshi? Dont you want to bath? Fm, Id want to bath too, but why must I be separated from you guys? Eh? Thats becausewere going to bath! Fm, bath. So we have to go to the guys bathroom, and Hideyoshi, youre, Id go to the guys bath too! Hm? Did you mix up on the bathing time? Well let you bath first then. OF COURSE NOT! ID WANT TO BATH WITH EVERYONE! EHHH!? NO YOU CANT! WHY NOT! TODAY, ID DEFINITELY PROOF TO ALL OVER YOU THAT IM A REAL MAN! AS MEN, WE SHOULD BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER! Honhonest with each other WHA, WHATS THERE TO BLUSH ABOUT THIS!? ANYWAY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, I MUST GO INTO THE GUYS BATH! Hideyoshi was so angry that he was grabbing onto my wrist. Looks like his heart is really unmovable now as I cant shake his will no matter what I said. At this moment, Hideyoshis as firm as ever, and I cant convince him. I could only give up reluctantly. I, I understand, Hideyoshi. Since you say so, lets bath toget Mizuki, its sudden, but dont you want to see Aki get thrown into a swimming pool without water? Its really a coincidence, Minami-chan. I want to see how Akihisa-kun looks like when hes diving without oxygen tanks. Thats weird? Why is it that my arms are tied behind? Come with us, Aki. There should be a swimming pool in such a large house. Itll be great if theres a 20m jumping platform, right? After that, you must dunk your head into a bathtub full of water and count till 1000! You must make yourself warm, you know!? Ahaha, you two really like to joke around. Ill definitely die if you do that. Himeji-san and Minami used a lot of force to drag me. There must be some mistake! Thats right, there must be a mistake! Really, hearing that you want to bath with Kinosheeta after coming back from the bathroom Luckily, Kudou-san forgot to take her change of clothes. Have to thank her properly later. Aha, ahahawhy are you two joking around since just now? You two are actually joking, right? Oi, youre joking right? WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING AT ME!? WHY ARE MY HANDS TIED UP TIGHTER! PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME! SOMEONE! SOMEONE SAVE ME NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Yuuji. SH, SHOUKO! WHEN DID YOU COME BACK!? Thinking of stealing our marriage certificate. Unforgivable. WA, WAIT A SEC! LISTEN TO ME! IM NOT STEALING IT. THIS IS A RIGHT I HAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Muttsurini-kun, hurry up and get up. Uuuuu Watch me (flash)! GUUAAAAHHHHH (SPLOSH) So in the end, I can only bath alone? Luckily, Kirishima-sans house occupies a lot of space. If the neighbors are living nearby, theyll definitely call the cops after hearing our anguished cries. In the end, because of Hideyoshis contributions, the mock test could only be cancelled. We then continued to study for a few hours. After midnight, it was time for bed. Kinosheeta-kun. If something happens, please make such to call out. This is a bell and a taser. You can use it if Yuuji has any ill intents to you. Muuis Akihisas sister the only one who was able to correctly identify my gender? Aki, I suppose you should be clear. If anything I, I got it! I wont do anything bad! Because Hideyoshi strongly insisted, we could only split up into guys and Hideyoshi and girls rooms. Based on how nothing happened during the training camp before, the girls specially allowed us, butin that case, they didnt need to take out tasers or threaten us already, right? Am I the only one who thinks that? And so, its finally time for bed. ~Conversation in the girls room~ Arre? Where did my hairclip go? I definitely left it here. Is your hairclip missing? Seems that way. Ill search for you. Ah, no need. Ill find it once we get up tomorrow morning and tidy the beds. Understood. Speaking of which, its like youve been wearing that hairclip all the time, Mizuki. What kind of memorabilia is it? Nfufuf~, according to my guess, that hairclip is given to you by someone you like, right, Hime-chan? Nope, its just a normal hairclip I bought for myself. Oh myI actually guessed wrongly. But it can be considered some kind of memorabilia. Eh? What is it? It sounds interesting. Unfortunately, thats my own secret. More than that, Im more mindful about Kudou-sans matter. Eh? Me? Yeah, Ive been wondering too. Fufu. Are you two that interested in hearing me say pervy things? Nope, were not talking about that. Its about the relationship between you and Tsuchiya-kun. EHHH!? Im wondering about that too. WHA, WHAT ARE YOU THREE RAMBLING ABOUT!? WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WOULD I HAVE WITH MUTTSURINI-KUN. THERES NO SUCH THING! Even the way you strongly deny that is suspicious. Normally, Aiko would definitely laugh it off. THA, THATS NOT TRUE! I HAVE NO SUCH THOUGHTS AT ALL, WHETHER ITS ABOUT ME OR MUTTSURINI-KUN! Who knows? Maybe Tsuchiyas saying the same thing as you in the guys room now, you know? This is something we have to talk about when camping overnight. Thats right. The guys must be talking about the same things as us. Yeah. Those guys may be interrogating Tsuchiya, so you better answer honestly. Itll be easier on you if you say it out. Just tell us, please? THATS WHY I SAID THAT I HAVE NO INTEREST IN SUCH BIG-HEADED GUYS AT ALL! ~Conversation in the guys room~ "Sakamoto Yuuji will start." (Yuuji himself) """Yeah~!""" (Me, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini respond in rhythm) " ''Past and present''!" """Yeah~!""" The names of Akihisas lovers thats rumored amongst some students! Heh? Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Yuuji''s turn ! PROTEST! I PROTEST! KUBO-KUNS A GUY! Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Muttsurinis turn . I DONT WANT IT! I ROUGHLY KNOW ABOUT IT, BUT ITS REALLY DISGUSTING WHEN YOU SAY IT! NO! IM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE DISGUSTED, YOU IDIOT! Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> Hideyoshis turn Eh, ermmmthen, then me! A, Akihisa! Id feel troubled if you remain silent and blush! Pa pa (clapping hands in rhythm)--> My turn ! AKIHISA HAS TO BE PUNISHED! WHY~ Since Kubo-kun and Yuuji are allowed, why is it that my kiss with Minami is deemed out! Isnt this outcome way too weird!? Alright, Akihisa, draw one. UuI just dont feel relieved here Relaxed. Everyones relieved other than you. In such a bothersome situation, I could only grab onto a piece of paper into the bag Yuuji handed over to me. Lets see, whats written on it eh, isnt this what I wrote? I actually drew the punishment I thought of. I really dont know whether this should be a good draw or a bad one. What the heck, Akihisa. Your punishments way too light. Eh? Really? We have to enter the girls room here. Actually, I panicked and took Himeji-sans hairclip along as we panicked and ran away just now, which was why I wrote such a punishment, but this punishments rather severe, isnt it? Besides, I might lost my life if Im careless when entering the room those girls are sleeping in. Speaking of which, what did everyone wrote. Mines . Of course, the person must get that marriage certificate no matter how many times he fails before completing the mission. Mines . Id have to make you guys feel my pain. . Its hard to capture them in some special poses. Obviously, everyone wrote down their punishment of this game to satisfy their own aim. Thats great. Its great that I drew what I wrote Alright, lets spend time talking before those girls sleep. Id say, thats a good idea. Those ladies should be tired, so they should be asleep in an hour. What should we talk about? Welloh yeah. Lets talk about the most embarrassing thing weve done in our lives. Theres a deck of cards here. Ill be hearts, Hideyoshi will be diamonds, Muttsurini will be clubs, and multiples of 1 will be Akihisa. How about it? OK! Eh, WAIT! WHY IS IT THAT MY CONDITIONS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE REST? Spade 4. Its a multiple of one, so Akihisa will answer. THATS WAY TOO WEIRD! ITLL BE ME NO MATTER WHAT IF YOU USE MULTIPLES OF ONE! No no no, youll be fine if the joker appears. THATS TOO MUCH! WHY ARE MY CHANCES WAY TOO HIGH!!? The chances are 52 out of 53. Well, no matter what, since spade appeared, you have to answer, Akihisa. Id say, you better give up and say your most embarrassing past. Gugot it. Lets see, it should be when I was in first year of middle school Alright, Akihisa. Its about time. WHY DID IT END UP LIKE THIS!? WHY IS IT THAT I JUST SAID MY 16 MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS IN MY LIFE, AND YOU GUYS DIDNT SAY ANYTHING! ISNT THIS TOO UNFAIR! If you have to blame something, blame your draw luck. Youre so weak its scary. Yuuji was the one who started drawing, but the cards drawn were all spades. I suspected him a cheating, so I drew them myselfbut the cards I drew were all spades. How unlucky can I get? Stop yapping. Alright, hurry up and go. Uugot itwait, youre going too, Yuuji? Yeah. I have some things I have to finish. As he said that, Yuuji took out the glass cutter he borrowed from Muttsurini and showed it to me. He must be aiming to steal that marriage certificate back, but since that glass is so thick, its probably impossible to break it with such a small knife. In that case, Muttsurini and Id follow you onto the corridor. Im looking forward to seeing some interesting mishaps. What mishaps? Stop joking around. I put down the poker cards and got up, making sure not to make too much noise as I opened the door. The corridor with only the night lights switched on showed a trail of still and serenity. (Alright, lets go.) (Okay.) Yuuji and I nodded at each other, and we tiptoed down the corridor. Thats weird. Its like Im used to doing such things recently (Are you ready, Akihisa?) (No problems.) I took out Himeji-sans hairclip which I put in my pocket. Its just putting the hairclip back to where it was. Nothing hard. Giii Maybe the doors locked only when no ones inside, right? I turned the door handle, and the girls room door immediately opened. Looks like I didnt need Muttsurinis help this time. (Ill go that side. You have to be careful.) (Got it. Make sure you dont get caught too, Yuuji.) The moment we entered the room, Yuuji immediately went over to the table, and I snuck around and went near the mattress. I remember I found this hairclip somewhere around here I searched my memory as I stood beside the pillow, looking for where I put the hairclip. Nn ACK! Someone seemed to flip around, causing me to nearly jump. Is she awake? Shes not awake yet, right? To be cautious, I turned around to look. If shes awake, she should be screaming, so they should be sleeping now Akihisa-kun? Unfortunately, my optimistic guess was completely debunked as Himeji-san was already sitting up from the side of the bedding, looking straight at me. (H, Himeji-san! Yo, youre mistaken! Im justermreturning the hairclip you dropped!) I handed the hairclip over and tried to explain it to her. And, wellIm a little sorry to her! The unbearable silence continued for a few seconds. During this blank period of time, Himeji-san seemed to be thinking about something. (waves hand) In the midst of the darkness, Himeji-san waved at me slightly. What? Is she thinking of punishing me now? I got mentally prepared to get my joints snapped, and can only move closer to her no matter how unwilling I am. After going closer, Himeji-san noticed the surroundings, and whispered to me, Akihisa-kun, the hairclip you mention. Is it my bunny hairclip? (Ah, un, yeah.) Thats weird? Shes not angry? (I see) Himeji-san seemed to be happy for some reason, but looked a little troubled as well as her face showed a complicated expression. Shes probably happy that she found the hairclip, but couldnt let go of the boy who snuck into the girls room in the middle of the night easily. (Well, Akihisa-kun) (Yes!) I subconsciously straightened myself and knelt down in front of her. (That hairclipcan you pleaseput it on me?) (Eh?) On hearing Himeji-san state such an inexplicable request, I could only feel confused and bothered. What does she want? (Cant you?) (Ahh, no, I can if you want me to put it on.) In this situation, I already had no right to refuse. So, I followed Himeji-sans request and put the hairclip in my hand onto her hair. Thi, this is really awkward (How, how is it? Does it suit me?) (Ah, no, I dont mean putting it on your head, Akihisa-kun. I hope that you clip it on me) THIS IS WAY TOO EMBARRASSING!! (So, sorry! That, thats right. Guys normally wont wear such things.) (It suits you, you know?) (Im sorry, please forget about just now) I apologized as I brought the hairclip in my hand over to Himeji-san. During this time, my heart started pounding around like crazy because I touched Himeji-sans hand. (Will this do?) (Yes. Thank you very much.) Wasnt she sleeping just now? Why must she clip her hair? Are girls like that? Nee-san has short hair, and theres no need for her to clip her hair, so Im not sure. Uu, thats likely the case. Anyway, Ill just leave it as that and dont pursue on. (Ill be going then.) Since I returned what I wanted to return, its not good for me to stay, so I better retreat earlier. (Please hold on.) At this moment, Himeji-san suddenly reached out and grabbed a corner of my shirt. (? Is there something else, Himeji-san?) She still wants to punish me, isnt it? (Does this bunnysuit me?) (Eh? Ah, un, of course. Ill think of bunnies when Himeji-sans mentioned, and Ill think of Himeji-san when bunnies are mentioned. The bunny hairclip really suits you, Himeji-san.) (! Is, is that sothat, thats really great) (???) At that moment, Himeji-san seemed to be suppressing some hidden emotion within her. Did I say something I shouldnt have said? (Well, Akihisa-kuncan you please, come a little closer?) (U, un. Sure.) I knelt down, moved my knees and went near to Himeji-san. Unexpectedly, (Akihisa-kun) (!!!???) She suddenly wrapped her arms around me. Whats going on? (So its impossiblehearing you say such words that shake my heart, I really) I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES SAYING AT ALL! WHAT IS IT!? IS THIS SOME HUGE COMEDY THAT MESSES WITH ME!? IS MUTTSURINI HOLDING A CAMERA AND HIDING SOMEWHERE? (Just nowwhen I talked about the hairclip with Minami-chan and the rest, I remembered a lot of things in the past, and my hearts all fuzzyand out of a sudden, Akihisa-kun, you appeared right in front of me) I dont exactly know whats going on, but is Himeji-san saying that I came at the wrong time? No no no, hold on! She might be praising me in this situation! Its not the right moment to come over, but the timings perfect, isnt it? Uun GASP! The person sleeping beside suddenly twitched, and Himeji-san and I were shocked. I held my breath and peered over at the source of the sound. Did, did someone wake up? Suu, suuu Soon after, I again heard the sound of rhythmic breathing. Thats great. I managed to escape a calamity here (Ah, sorry, Himeji-san! Ill immediately get away now!) (Eh? Ah, no, I should be the one apologizing to you.) After both of us calmed down, I hurriedly got away from Himeji-san. What in the world am I doing! (A, Akihisa-kun. I hugged you because I thought Minami-chan woke up. WellI didnt mean anything at all!) Himeji-san frantically explained it to me. I see, so thats how it is. Himeji-sans really a kind person, hiding me for fear that I was discovered. (Thank you. I should be leaving now while Im not discovered.) (Ah, okay. Thats right. I feel that this is for the better.) I raised a hand and said goodbye to Himeji-san, and tiptoed my way out of the girls room. Right now, its the important time for Akihisa-kun to surge before the tests, so I can only endurebut, if theres another chanceIll definitely I heard a voice as I walked out from the girls room. Its likely Yuujis wail as he got caught by Kirishima-san while working, but it soon disappeared. On the following afternoon, Having ended the study group at Kirishima-sans house, I went home. Oh yeah. I think I have to eat dinner with nee-san tonight. Nee-san said that shell be done with work before noon, so she should be on the way home now. If she stays at home, I cant just drink water for dinner tonight. Even though she said so, I guess I should cook Japanese food for her, I suppose? It seemed that nee-san didnt have any other arrangements and deliberately said such words because she didnt want to bother me. If that was the case, I would be really happy. But while both siblings could have a rare chance of having dinner together, I still want to prepare a piping hot dish to make nee-san happy. Thanks to the study group, I more or less grasped the concepts tested for the end-of-term tests, so there wouldnt be much problem if I spend some time cooking. If I want to cook, what should I cook to make nee-san happy? Speaking of Japanese food, I suppose it should be potato and meat curry, right? I suppose cooking some chowder rice would be good. But that doesnt seem special in some way. Hotpotits not the season nowand its too hot to eat tempura now I continue to think about tonights dinner as I walked home. But no matter how much I think, it doesnt seem to workoh well. If I go to the supermarket to see what theyre selling, I should be able to think of something good. I walked into the lobby on the first level, and took the lift up. I was worried that I had to carry lots of ingredients then, so I decided to put my books and stationery at home first before going out shopping. Im back~ Welcome back, Aki-kun. The moment I opened the door, nee-san came to the corridor to invite me in. It seemed that she was doing well with her work, and didnt end up with some unexpected situation where she had to change her schedule and is unable to go home. In that case, we can have dinner according to what I planned. Sorry, nee-san. Can you help me put my bag inside. I didnt step into the house, but handed my bag over to nee-san as I was going to go out shopping. Nee-san looked like she had something she wanted to say, but grabbed my bag. Im fine with thatbut Aki-kun, youre still going out now? Un, I have to buy ingredients for dinner. Oh yea, every Sunday, the sashimi at that fish shop near the station seemed to be cheaper. I wonder how much the hand-made sushi would cost? It wont be cheap, and I have to give up on some games that will be coming up in the market recentlybut I can only spend it for nee-sans sake. Ill then boil some soupun, nee-san should be happy in that case. Thats what I planned, but Aki-kun, do you have the time to even worry about that now? Unexpectedly, this was my sisters answer. Ahh, no, Im not really that free. Its just that its rare for nee-san to come back Youre mistaking your priorities here. Nee-san mercilessly interrupted me before I could even finish. Listen, nee-san doesnt know what youre mistaken about, but your sister here specially came back here just to check on your living lifestyle and studies, Aki-kun. And youre always thinking of such useless things. What is that about? If you cant improve your grades, it would be meaningless, wouldnt it? Let me ask you again, Aki-kun; do you still have the spare time to prepare dinner? Tha, thats true But nee-sans explanation really infuriated me. Why is it that shes so by the book and wouldnt change a bit? Its rare that I would want to cook for this sister of mine that I never met for a long time, but to her, its just a that kind of thing. She said that it was something unnecessary yesterday, but is my intention to make something for nee-san something worthless and trivial? Is a reunion with her brother something minor? Thinking about this, I couldnt control the restlessness inside me. Talking about deducting points time and time again, and even pulling pranks on me that made me unhappy right in front of my friendsshe never even did anything for me. Ever since she came back, everything she did just infuriate me. What nee-san said just now is the final fuse that blew me up emotionally. You have tests tomorrow, and yet you have the mood to cook. Nee-san will be bothered when you get bad results and say I was busy with cooking and didnt have time to study. You YOURE TOO NOISY! YOURE ONE BIG IDIOT, NEE-SAN! I yelled out and interrupted nee-sans words. WHAT THE HECK! DOESNT THIS MEAN NEE-SAN WILL BE BOTHERED IF YOU CAN FIND AN EXCUSE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DO WELL FOR THE TESTS? I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER, AND SHE FEELS THAT ITS JUST AN EXCUSE TO SLACK? IS IT THAT I CAN HAVE A PLATFORM TO STAND ON WHEN MY EXAMS RESULTS COME BACK DISASTROUS!? SHES LOOKING DOWN ON ME LIKE THAT! ITS RARE THAT I WANTED TO MAKE HER HAPPY AND EVEN WONDERED WHAT TO COOK FOR DINNER SO NEE-SAN FEELS THAT TEST RESULTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN TALKING WITH ME, RIGHT!? I GOT IT! ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT TO STUDY HARD, FINE!? ILL GET GOOD GRADES AND SEND YOU OVERSEAS!! IM REALLY STUPID TO RELAX OVER SUCH A SISTER HERE! I DONT WANT TO BOTHER MYSELF WITH SUCH A PERSON! Is that so. Its great that you can focus on your studies like that. YEAH, YOURE RIGHT! ILL FOCUS ALL MY EFFORTS ON STUDYING! SO YOU DONT HAVE TO BOTHER ME! BYE! I left these words and rushed into my room without looking back, slamming my rooms door shut. At this point, theres no need to play along with her. No matter what, I must work hard to make up for those deducted points and live my happy lone life and not stay with such a sister under the same roof! I took out my textbooks and notes from my bag, sacrificed my school and spent all night studying. Current score [-390 points] Volume 5, The Final Question Volume 5, The Final Question Question: Please write down the chemical formula of vinegar, and please write down a simple way to cook a dish that will use vinegartuna salad. Shimada Minamis Answer: CH3COOH Yoshii Akiras comment: Thats right. HCOOH (methanoic acid), CH3COOH (ethanoic acid) and C2H5COOH (propanoic acid) all have a certain formula. You can memorize more chemical formulas if you memorize the formulas and apply them accordingly instead of memorizing them all one by one. Yoshii Akihisas answer: I remember the sauce used to make tuna salad is vinegar mixed with olive oil and salt. If you dont use vinegar, you can use lemon juice to replace it, which can also create the sour flavor of the sauce; but I feel that this question doesnt seem to have any relations to chemistry! Yoshii Akiras answer: You dont have to suspect anything. Just answer. Himeji Mizukis answer: How to make tuna salad. Tuna salad is 1. Sour, 2. Salty, 3. Has a unique flavor. I feel that its alright if the 3 conditions can be met when making the sauce. So the chemical equation to make the sauce is CH3COOH(vinegar that brings about sourness) + NaCl (Salt that brings saltiness) + HCN (Hydrogen Cyanide that brings about a sweet and sour smell) Yoshii Akiras answer: With the ingredients you mentioned and the difference in the making of the dish, HCl (Hydrochloric acid) and NaCN (Sodium Cyanide) will be created. I cant say anything other than that Im scared the moment I think of how one small dish of tuna salad can kill 50 mature boys. Really, Aki-kunno, should I be calling you Alexander the Great? We had a huge argument yesterday, but once I got home, I had to endure my embarrassment and report the exam results today to nee-san. After nee-san heard that, she could only shake her head reluctantly. Uubu, but, I feel that I should be able to do well! I Its because I didnt write my name that Ill still be deemed to have no points Having said such big words yesterday, I ended up like this today, and I really feel embarrassed. I cant say such big words like yesterday now and could only lower my neck and kneel in front of nee-san Were talking about how you may get high marks if you wrote your name, right? If Alexander the Great made the same mistake as you in the exams, do you think you would be forgiven if you explain it to the invigilator? Uu I couldnt argue back as nee-san viciously pointed that out. Thats right. A real test doesnt allow for any excuses. Fumitzuki Gakuens vision is to nurture students who will be able to adapt to society, and no excuse will be accepted if they cant go all out in a formal test no matter what. So Himeji-san didnt get any benefit even when she fell sick and had to leave halfway. UuuI really worked hard No matter how hard you worked, you still cant change the outcome, right? Sorry You dont have to apologize to nee-san. Nee-san never had any expectations for Aki-kun. Uuu Oh well, I knew that no one was expecting anything from me, and nobody prepared dinner for me on the day before the exam But I can considering adding some points seeing how you worked hard. Eh? Re, really? But if your hard work doesnt translate to results, itll be a waste no matter what I say. Hard work is a mean to achieve a result. No matter how much you work, if you cant get the outcome you should be having, its pointless even if youre proud of the process. Nee-san said such words that were hard to understand again. Basically, its a good thing that Im working hard for the outcome, but itll be a huge mistake if I have the idea that I worked hard, so it doesnt matter whether I got the outcome, right? If I really have to say it, its because you didnt study hard normally that you ended up like this, Aki-kun. Nee-san wants you to work every day and not start cramming at the last minute before the exams Nee-sans meaningful lecture time began again. Ughas compared to that violent and crude mom of mine, nee-sans nagging causes me even more trouble. Aki-kun, are you listening to me? Really, child, youre always BIBEEP At this moment, the electronic sound of the clock rang, interrupting nee-sans words that she wasnt able to complete. Oh my, its 7pm. I forgot the time after lecturing so much. Time to eat dinner then. I, Im savedin that case, I can finally be saved from hell Aki-kun, you still have tests tomorrow, so Ill continue the rest tomorrow. Eh? You want to continue tomorrow? Ill prepare something simple to eat then No need. Lets eat outside. Its pretty late now anyway. Im not exactly hungry, but nee-san, who likes home-cooked meals, actually suggested that I go out and eat. So its becauseshe will be troubled if I prepare dinner and got bad grades, right? Aki-kun, were going on. Nee-san took her bag with her purse inside and turned to walk out of the living room. Okay, then Ill I turned over and walked to the kitchen. Dont be surprised here. Im always in charge of the kitchen in my house. Its alright that were going out to eat, but theres something I have to settle before that. If were not cooking, Ill freeze the meat I bought just now. I remember that there are some ingredients that are about to expire at home, but I suppose it should be alright if I put that meat a little longerI thought about this as I stepped into the kitchen, and then noticed something else. Thats weird. Why is the cooker hood open? Did I forget to close it? I turned off the cooker hood that was still running, and my mind started to recall. I didnt cook last night, and before that, I went to stay overnight at Kirishima-sans house. Was it already turned on before that? Probably not. No matter what, I would have noticed if the cooker hoods turned on for 3 days straight At this moment, the weird discrepancies I recently thought about recently started to surge in me. Whats going on? Whats strange about that? I tilted my head as I faced the fridge, and took out the piece of meat I intend to put inside the freezer. At this moment, I finally realized where the strange discrepancies came about. It was a pile of question marks that came from a lot of doubts. Why? Why did nee-san buy so much ingredients that day even though she didnt know Yuuji and the rest would be coming? Why? Why was it that nee-san never had the intention of eating Japanese cuisine despite coming back to Japan after a long while? Why? Why would that naggy nee-san of mine not allow me to cook dinner yesterday? The many doubts gradually formed a fact that was clearly shown in front of me. There was a plate of burnt paella in the fridge. A, ahahawhat the heck, so thats how it was All my doubts were answered. Why did nee-san buy so many ingredients? She deliberately bought a lot because she was scared that she cooked it wrongly. Why paella, and not Japanese cuisine? Because nee-san remembered that paellas my favorite dish. Why did she buy ingredients I wasnt familiar with? Didnt nee-san say it before? She prepared the ingredient list. That must be becauseshe learnt how to really cook paella overseas. Why didnt she allow me to cook yesterday no matter what? Isnt it obvious? Because nee-sanintended to cook what I liked to eat for my sake! Couldnt she have just said so directly Really, why is it that this nee-san of mine would be so strict to everyone, whether its to other people or herself. Saying that she didnt have any expectations of me, and yet sparing a thought for me. She should be tired because of work and the long distance travelling, yet she still wanted to cook a dish she wasnt even good with for her brothers sake. Maybe its because it wasnt delicious that nee-san wanted to hide it and not let me know. Maybe nee-san already thought of cooking dinner herself on Monday, but I unexpectedly brought so many friends along that she could only get rid of the thought. Its because of that that she looked somewhat unhappy then. I see. So thats why nee-san said that no matter how hard I work, its pointless if I dont show the resultsthose were the same words she wanted to say to herself too. Its because shes not good at it that she worked harder to overcome it. Nee-sans really followed what she said through her actions. This is badI actually said such horrible words to nee-san The more I think about it, the clearer things are. The reason why nee-san wore an apron and even started the newly-wed couple game out of a sudden is No matter whether its to others or herself, nee-sans always a strict person. That dish may be a failure, but Im already happy to see the effort and dedication nee-san put in. Im really touched. Aki-kun, what are you wasting time for? Were leaving! Nee-san, who was waiting at the door, called me from the corridor. Sorry! Ill be there now! I put the meat into the freezer, went back to the living room to stuff my wallet into my pocket, and walked out of the house. I didnt see nee-san around, probably because she heard my reply and left. I didnt want to keep her waiting, so I chose not to take the lift, but leap down the stairs two steps at a time. The moment I stepped out of this building, I saw nee-san walking in front of me. Sorry to keep you waiting. I hurriedly rushed over and apologized to nee-san with her back facing me. People often say that time is money. Its not good to keep people waiting. Un, Ill take note of that. As we continued with our conversation, I slowly walked behind nee-san, 2 steps behind her. Nee-san didnt deliberately look back at me, but casually looked in front. Nee-san, well I increased my stride and leaned over at nee-san. What is it? Nee-san answered, but didnt look at me. Its because shes always showing off such a proud look at people are mistaken. But behind this attitude, shes actually thinking about me. It was the same with the argument yesterday. Now that I think about it, didnt nee-san say that theres no need for Aki-kun to cook only? Its not that nee-san didnt notice my intentions, but that nee-san was trying to tell me Ill prepare dinner, just focus on studying and try and get good grades. Her cold tone caused me to misunderstand, but nee-sans doing this for my sake in her own way. Thinking about this, I suddenly felt rather happy, and even couldnt help but show a smile. Fufu. Hm? Aki-kun, whats wrong? Calling nee-san and laughing out of sudden is really rude. Is there something you want to say? Nee-san looked shocked as she stared at me. Un, yeah. What should I say? At that moment, I couldnt help but feel confused. Right now, no matter what, what I have to say isnt an apology to nee-san. Even if I apologize for everything that happened till now, nee-san probably wont feel happy about it. So, instead of an apology, I should let my true feelings and thoughts be known to my sister. Nee-san, well Un. I took a short breath and said to nee-san from the side of her face. Thank you very much. Ilove nee-san the most. What did you say? I took a deep breath. What nonsense are you spouting now? Ahaha, Im talking about love between family members. Even if youre trying to get on my good side, you wont be able to escape tomorrows telling off. Its still an irritating tone, but I just feel ever-so relieved hearing that. Is that so? Thats a pity. Of course. Really? Really. Nee-san immediately went silent, and both of us walked together side-by-side under the sunset. How many years has it been since both of us went out together? Next time Hm? Did you say something, nee-san? Next time, if nee-san have the urge, Ill cook dinner for you. Heh? Really? Yeah. Ill cook something nice that will shock Aki-kun. Really? Im looking forward to it then. But you must wait till I have the mood. I suppose itll be a long time before she has the mood again. Nee-sans one who focuses on the outcome, but is a really bad cook. Shell definitely spend a lot of time practicing before her dishes can be served. Really. She still doesnt understand. Even if she doesnt cook for me, theres still a way to make food delicious and shock me. Nee-san. What is it? Do you know whats the best seasoning, nee-san? The best seasoningsalt? Um~ Im not talking about that. Not that kind? In that casean empty stomach, right? There should be no better seasoning than using survival instincts to increase a persons appetite. I see. Its really just like what nee-san would answer. Now that you say it, it doesnt seem that an empty stomachs the correct answerwhat is it then? Fufu, what could it be then? Aki-kun, are you making fun of nee-san when nee-san doesnt know anything about cooking? Nee-san started to throw a tantrum and narrowed her eyes, giving me a chiding look. But that made me even more unable to control the smirk on my face as I faced such a stare. As for the best seasoning, if its not an empty stomach, the only thing left would be the last answer. Never mind. Its fine. Just laugh all you want. You can only laugh now. Nee-san pouted as she saw me snickering. Ill interrogate you thoroughly, Aki-kun, and make you beg for mercy. Eh? Are you intending to change the lecture into corporal punishment? If you dont like it, nee-san can kiss you instead then. PLEASE BEAT ME UP! JUST BEAT ME UP UNTIL I CRY AND BEG FOR MERCY! Youre really a pervert, Aki-kun. I DONT WANT TO HEAR SUCH WORDS FROM MY OWN SISTER WHO INTENDED TO FORCEFULLY KISS ME!! In the end, we continued to bicker with each other like usual as we moved forward. Maybe its because the heat of the day didnt dissipate as the road feels warm while I walk side by side with my sister. On the same day, at Fumitzuki Gakuen Principal. Whats going on? Dont give me such a chiding look, Nishimura-sensei. Isnt this just a slight error that cropped up with the system adjustment? This shouldnt just a slight error, right? Just that the appearance is a little bad. Oh, is that so? Un, that is the case. Summer Principal, I wont be fooled by you even if you pretend to look far away. Alright alright, I got it. Gather some teachers that are free here so that we can finish up the repairs earlier. Im fine with that, but what do you intend to do if the students find out? What can I do? I just said that its just an error in the appearances. Theres no need to be bothered with those brats even if they start making a ruckus. In that case Just go with the flow. Really, you. Its because of this that this school Volume 5, Authors Notes Volume 5, Author''s Notes Im really grateful to all the readers who picked up this idiot work. Im the author in charge of writing this series, Inoue Kenji. This work can be considered to be the sixth book in this series. What was a manuscript of 400 words ended up being more than 2000 pages. If we count 10 seconds to read one page, itll take 5 and a half hours to read finish this, and with Haga-sans illustrations, Ill have to spend 30 minutes to regain my intense emotions (except for page 225 of the third volume). So, itll take about 59 hours in all. Im really grateful considering that the readers would spend so much time and effort to read this work. The warm voices of the readers and the feelings that are deeper than the seas really makes me ever so grateful. Alright, I got more pages for this afterword , so I could talk about random stuff. If youre willing, readers, please continue reading. Actually, the previous volume, volume 4 was definitely a huge risk to me. If anyone asks me why, thats because this is the first time I tried to create a romantic mood in this work full of idiotic situations. I was worried whether I would get criticism like how boring, very disgusting or Inoue Kenjis not suited to write love drama at all, so I was rather tentative when writing. I was scared of reading the readers thoughts, and didnt want to read statements humiliating me. However, I was still curious about everyones reaction. In the end, I still couldnt hold back. I read through the mail and emails that I would receive from the receivers, and even started moving to the imageboards I normally eschew. Come on, come onewhat will everyone write? I hope I wont see Im so disappointed in the author, I cant read on, I cant hand Hideyoshi over to the author, must make him my bride and all sorts of messages With such throbbing anxiety, I read through all the mail, letters and comments on the internet. Luckily, most of them I saw were positive, like its interesting. Thinking about how so many people read my books, wrote their thoughts about it, and all being so positive; to be honest, theres nothing else that made me happier. I was really too happy, so I was worried whether people will worry about whether I will be too proud and haughty, but I just want to use the afterword column to talk about some reader comments. These are some comments that were taken, The afterwords interesting. I started laughing when the molester was mentioned. I was laughing myself out when I read about the recording report. The afterwords were highly regarded. It does feel that theres a huge difference from what I expected, but Im rather happy that everyone can praise me like that. It seemed that how I got touched on a place lower than the back of my waist was worth it, so its great that the readers are happy. However, it seemed that a lot of people are mistaken, so I have to clarify here. Listen up! If you think that all male molesters are all handsome, its a big mistake. No, speaking of which, that guy might not be a molester, but a jeans specialist who was attracted by the texture of my jeans and couldnt help but reach out to touch it. A lot of masters arent good with words, so he could only silently reach out for me, right? Such an amazing jeans master. This Inoue Kenji hopes to be a jeans master or skirts master for the rest of my life. Alright, well leave this aside for now. Besides the afterwords, Ive also received a lot of feedback. Like how my work met expectations, and even some readers giving me extremely good ratings that I really looked forward to, which made me tear with in salt water. Also, theres also a response of its really interesting. Ill go completely naked to wait for your new work to come out on the market. Its been more than half a year since the last volume came out, and its now the season where the cold waves about to strike. I wonder if this reader has gotten a cold due to going completely naked? I couldnt help but worry. Ill definitely try to write faster and release the next volume earlier, so please hurry up and go back home and put on your clothes. Ive read through such affectionate replies or some slightly stern feedback criticizing me. Thank you, everyone. My writing still has lots of places to improve on, but Ill definitely write better works, so everyone, please take care of me. Oh yes, speaking of molester (I too feel that its weird to continue on using this line), the audio CD drama is slated to release a second volume. This is because of everyones support and encouragement, and also the hard work of the people involved. I took part in a seminar like the last volume and came out with some test questions for some part. Also, the second volume of the audio drama is about the second volume and two new unique stories, so the script was edited by the experts in this part. All sorts of outstanding seiyuus helped fill this feeling of being there with their voice acting. My inferior work really cant ascend to the greats as compared to the audio CDs interesting parts. If youre interested, readers, you might want to listen to the audio CD of this series. Alright, thats it for the introduction of the audio drama CDs. Its about time for the readers to read about these trivial stuff I will normally say. First, please look at this term. Sou-uke To the readers who never heard of such a time before, I really dont want to cause emotional scars in you, so its better if you hurry and skip these few pages to enjoy Haga-sans cute illustration. Dont worry, its no shameful for you even if you dont recognize this term. On the contrary, it might be a good thing if you dont know. I love those readers who will answer defend when I mention attack. So please promise me. Even if you dont understand, you must not ask your parents what does this mean. Alright, is everyone ready? Actually, this Inoue Kenji works as a designer on top of writing this series called Baka Test. Because of this work as a designer, I got a chance to meet up with a lot of amazing people. This time, lets talk about something unfortunate that happened in the meeting. At that time, I faced a lot of amazing big shots who were older than me. I was really nervous, but I had to explain the contents of this meeting to them. Inoue: Based on the results of this report, the number of screws may be reduced from 10 to 8. In that case, the installation and the material costs will be about OO yen, and the area Superior: Please hold on. I have some doubts about what you just said. One of the big shots spoke and interrupted my explanation. It seemed that theres something lacking in my words, so he intended to ask. If I cant answer, therell be a lot of trouble in the manufacturing later on. Thus, I have to answer the doubt in his heart clearly. I was becoming more and more nervous as I waited for the question. Thats right, this really was a tense moment for me. Superior: As for the number 4 screw that was taken out, when OO is used, its used to take the counterweight, right? Without it, which parts will bear these weights? Let me repeat this again. I was really, really tense back then. Inoue: Tha, thatthat is Superior: Un. Inoue: The screws here will all become sou-ukes! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY IN FRONT OF THE BIG SHOTS! This was really a tragedy created by many unfortunate factors. 1.As I was busy with work, I was sleep deprived when I got home and had to write the novel, causing my thoughts to be slow. 2.While checking the reader thoughts in the first four volumes, I saw this term several times, and couldnt help but check the definition of this term on the net, so my mind had a strong impression. 3.These are all famous big shots in the company I was facing back then, so I was really, really, really tense. I should be able to avoid this tragedy if any one of these factors was missing. ESPECIALLY THE SECOND POINT! Since I can deduce the meaning of this term, I really didnt need to specially check it on the net! Superior: Fmm, is that so Ignoring me, who was regretting over this term, the big shot who asked didnt seem to notice what was wrong with this and continued to stare at the explanation information in his hands. Oh my? Does this meanI escaped? Speaking of which, Im in charge of explaining things to men more than 40 years old. They probably never had a chance to hear of such a term, so its likely that they already thought that this term would be bear all the weight. This is really great. Inoue: Then, as for the next point I finally heaved a sigh of relief and got ready to continue the explanation. This is great. This is great. I managed to protect my face then. Now I can relax. Superior: Ahh, hold on a moment. Inoue: Yes? Superior: As for the screws that are treated as the sou-ukes THIS IS BAD! SUCH AN OLD BIG SHOT REMEMBERED SUCH AN INTOLERABLE TERM! At this moment, I learnt a life lesson. If I know that theres some tense situation I must face, I should have ample sleep and have a trial run and immediately get rid of any unnecessary terms in my mind. I, who sacrificed others to learn this lesson, was filled with guilt back then, but I believe that such great superiors will soon forget about what such a low-level employee said. Also, I am secretly praying here that the big shot doesnt have a teenage daughter. Now that Ive mentioned this random trivial stuff, theres not many pages left for the afterword. Ill then change the topic and say the usual thanks. Haga-san, whos in charge of illustrations, that ever constant amazing wrist of yours scares me, especially ponytailed Mizuki! That cant do. Ill definitely be unable to focus on writing the novel after looking at so many cute illustrations. Ahh, but I dont write the novel, I cant ask you to help me draw more illustrations! Im really in a dilemma! Kagaya-san, whos in charge of designing; I caused you so much trouble all the time and theres a lot of designing to be done this time. Im really, really sorry My editor, N-sama, I feel ever so bothered whenever I receive your emails during holidays. Im really sorry for making you panic so much. Of course, to all the readers too! Im very grateful for your journey with me, and Ive read through everything from the letters, the readers feedback or the emails sent to FBonline. I would sometimes be at a bottleneck, but the soothing voices of support and encouragement are the motivation for me to continue working hard. Im very happy about everything you sent, whether its words of encouragement, careless words, lack of words, or even hand-made illustrations sent to me. Ill continue working hard in the next volume. Finally, the preview to the next volume. In the next volume, I guess Ill be writing about a story where the summoned beasts get involved in a conflict with the seniors since I didnt let the summoned beasts appear in this volume. I think a scenario of a boy and girl going through a test of courage isnt a bad ideabut in this case, what will happen to the direction of the story? However, its only the planning stage at this point. Please forgive me if I end up writing something completely different. I dont know whether it will be a main story or a short story on FBonline, but I hope I can meet with everyone on the stage of Baka Test Volume 6.5, Fumizuki News (Advertisements) Volume 6.5, Fumizuki News (Advertisements) Fumizuki News XXXX Year XX Month XX Day Come, young ones! Recruiting members!! With the strength of your youth, for the sake of school peace, would you not try to be useful? We are the FFF Brigade, of Class F --- In order to protect the entirety of Fumizuki Academy''s order, we are recruiting, the strength of youth. Why don''t we push forward together, towards the sublime goal of keeping up the peace within this school? Job Scope It is a simple job, which only requires one to strike their opponents through one''s strong thoughts and feelings placed upon their blunt sincerity. There will also be plenty of machinery and tools that can be used for the job. Of course, we strongly welcome all who wish to take up this task! Beginners too, can feel at ease. The kind seniors will cordially and politely provide guidance. Allowance Monthly allowance: 1 AP (Allowance given in kind) However, it is possible to exchange 5AP for 1 HP! Furthermore, in response to one''s abilities, commission shall also be provided!! Please make inquiries should more details be needed. AP = Akichan Photograph HP = Hideyoshi Photograph Available 24 hours a day!! Please contact Sugawa Ryou of Class 2F. Contact Number: 080???????? Supported by the Muttsulini Company. ~Always right behind you ~ Volume 6.5, Me and My Stupid Brother and a Switch of Classrooms Volume 6.5, Me and My Stupid Brother and a Switch of Classrooms Thats how it is. I hope to film a promotional movie of Fumitzuki Academy through A class. What do you think, Takahashi-sensei? Yes, principal. I have no reasons to object. Well, this really helps me out a lot. Its because of those idiots messing around recently that our Fumitzuki Academys rating has been falling down the slope Ive kind of realized that. Oh yes, Im thinking of having a few students from A class perform in this. What do you think about it? Who should I choose to perform? In that caseI think it will be more appropriate to choose the valedictorian Kirishima Shouko-san and the vice-valedictorian Kubo Yoshimitsu-san to lead the performance. However, the unfortunate thing is that both of them are not very sociable and dont really talk much. Kukuku. Its unexpected of you to say that. Im just stating an objective view. I do know that I am not very affable after all, so Im more familiar with such a thing. Oh my. Are you angry? Im sorry to you then. Please carry on. Noif were talking about a student who has outstanding grades, is hardworking, and is very livelyI feel that Kinosheeta Yuuko would be a fine choice for the lead in this clip. Fm fm, so shes the only candidate you choose? Are there no other students youll choose? We do have other choices, but there will be some accompanying risks. Risks? Yes. For example, our class has a student like Kudou Aiko who has outstanding grades too and is very outgoing Yes. But with her as the lead in this, we might have to check on which words have to be censored from being aired to the public, and we may have to consider the use of mosaics after the film. I thoughtA class students were the only normal one Principal. I was making a joke. Your joke isnt funny at all, you know!? Anyway, Kudou-sans attitude towards sex is more open and outgoing. I think shes not a suitable choice to represent the image of a school that promotes studying. Is that sothen, lets have Kinosheeta Yuuko be the main actor. Can you please pass a message to her? I understand. Oh yes, hows this girls singing? What do you mean? We dont have many people in the choir. I want to let that child and A class sing the school anthem together with the choir, and that she stands at the front. I dont really understand, but there shouldnt be any problems if its her. Her twin brother Kinosheeta Hideyoshi is in the drama club, and once performed a musical. I feel that she as the older sister should have some ability. Shes really a perfectly outstanding student. Yeah. She has such outstanding conduct, beauty, excellent grades, and is very sociable. Its impossible to find another model student like her. Im back. Haa Fm? Ane-ue, whats with you? Its really unlike you to sigh at such a moment. That acting maniac idiot brother of mine came home after club activities and widened his eyes after seeing me like this. What do you mean, Hideyoshi? Is it really strange for me to sigh like this? No, I didnt mean that Even though he says so, hes raising his eyebrows in a stunned manner. Whenever I see that face, I get the feeling that Im facing the mirror. It might be a little weird to say that when I have the exact same appearance, but Hideyoshi really has a very pretty face. Bright wide eyes, clear and speckless skin, a nice oval face, hes definitely a pretty boy who has nice rosy cheeks (?) that every girl will be jealous ofbut I think this sounds like something I can be proud of. But unlike me, who had to spend so much effort trying to slim down and such in order to maintain top shape, this idiot has such a cute face even though he doesnt do anything. its really unfair! And also, for some reason, hes more popular amongst the guys than mehes a guy! A guy!! Well, that doesnt really matter now Another sigh came out from her mouth. What exactly happened? Its unexpected that youll toss aside your favorite literature of pretty boys making out with each other and space out. Something definitely happened, right? Also, youre not dressed in your underwear or jersey Hideyoshi tilted his head as he stared at the box of internet purchases lying on the living table. To me, who cares about how the world outside views me, online net shopping is really very convenient. No matter what troublesome things I buy, my interests will not be revealed to everyone in class no matter what I buy online. The only interest I really exalt is reading girl-oriented light novels while wearing easy-fitting clothes. You have no reason to tell me off like that. It being the only thing is one thing, but it doesnt seem right to call it exalted Whats with that blunt expression of yours? Really, why must the world view such an interest so coldly? Its true however that when people ask me what my interest is, Ill say reading books and when I answer, I like pure literature, especially the story of The Sound of the Mountain by Kawabata Yasunari. This story has words that express reminiscences of the past and love as the central theme that touched my heart And when I answer, I like girl-oriented light novels, especially the part in When I wait for you under the legendary tree (Vol.3), where Shinji, whose love was not accepted, attacked Yuuichi with a blunt weapon. It was really a moving scene I think theres a big difference in these two sayings. Then, what happened? Is there something troubling you, ane-ue? Hideyoshi asked with a nonchalant attitude. Should I say that its a problem? Or that its a bother Hideyoshi, youre good at singing, right? Singing? Well, its not that I can be considered good at it, but its definitely a lot better than yours, ane-ue. Kuyou really dare to say it! Its vexing, but hes right about that, unfortunately. Haawhy must it be that you can do what I cant do Besides that, your studies have been outstanding throughout. I want to have the talent to sing instead of having the talent to study now I think my voice isnt bad, but my sense of rhythm is a complete flaw. Even when I go to karaoke with everyone, Ill just be clapping together with everyone. What is it? Is it that you have a chance to sing in front of people? Thats how it is. Our Takahashi-sensei here told me I can only ask you for this, Kinosheeta-san. and hoped that I could perform a promotional movie for the school Singing in a school promotional video. You mean, singing the school anthem? Youre correcthaa Thinking about this makes me very depressed. Even if I start working hard now to learn how to sing, I dont think therell be much of an improvement. If it bothers you so much, couldnt you have refused Miss Takahashis request? I dont want to. Ive always worked so hard to maintain that outstanding student image in front of everyone. How can I just give up because of such a trivial thing? Dont joke around! Youre really dedicated in maintaining your appearance there Thats just like a Kinosheeta bloodline or something. You perform on the stage, while I perform the role of an honor student in my daily life. Muu, if you think of it that way, we may be really alike. I dont want to admit it, but if we leave aside our gender and personalities, us siblings natures might be very similar. Our appearances, and even our inner mindsets may be mixed up (stares). Wha, what is it, ane-ue? Why are you staring at my face? Is there something on it? Really, alike. Youre, really good at imitating others, right? If possible, I hope youll call it acting. That kind of small thing doesnt matterHideyoshi, can you act as me? That sort of level is very easy. I have a clear grasp on your characteristics. Thats right. Weve been together since we were born. Besides, he did some things during the summoning tests before. If we just swap around for a while during filming, I suppose youll Ane-ue, are you thinking of letting me take over you? Hideyoshi gave a look of disgust as he backed away. Thats right. As long as you wear my clothes, fill up some things under the chest and dont cause any mishaps, nothing will be exposed, right? Stuff things under the chest? What are you saying, ane-ue? That level of chest size doesnt need that kind of thingA, ANE-UE! WAI! MY JOINTS THERE MUST NOT BE TWISTED IN THAT DIRECTION! Hideyoshi, Im really, troubled here, you know? Wont you listen to me? IM FEELING TROUBLED HERE TOO!? So, were even then? Shouldnt siblings help each other? No, that kind of reason is too wrong no matter whatOWWWW! I, I UNDERSTAND! ILL BE VERY GRATEFUL TO HELP OUT! I see. Thats great. Ill endure for now then, and I wont snap your elbow. Until this switch around is over, that is. Uuseriously, its bothersome to have such a violent older sister. What? Thats because you just said something unnecessary. MuuId just stated the factspeaking of which, when are we going to begin the switch? Well meet up after school tomorrow and change clothes at the sports equipment roomas for the padding, since you say its alright, theres no need to do so. After school tomorrow? My class will have a remedial lesson, Id say. Remedial? Wont it be bad to skip it? Hm. Id be climbing a step closer to being retained if Id skip it. How bad are your grades exactly This is the only thing I cant argue against Well, it cant be helped if that is the case. Ill act your part there. Ane-ue would? Yes. No, thats What? Are you saying that I cant replace you? What can this guy do that I cant do other than singing? Im not that stupid. I do know that guys traits just like how it is the other way around. No, Im not saying that you cant replace me, ane-uebut, please dont interact too much with the students in my class. Once they know that youre a girl If they know? Theyll definitely say that Im a real girl the next day They wont guess that you swapped places with me, but will think that youre a girl, huhas expected of F class. So, Id hope that youll be careful when interacting with them. I get it. Dont expose too much this time. Ill reward you well if we can pull this off successfully. Leave it to me. After that, I checked that Hideyoshis singing of the school anthem had no problems, and put down the box of internet purchases in a relieved manner. In the last volume, Yuuichi had a weapon ready, got beaten back, and managed to drug Shinji. Im really looking forward to how the events will develop. The next day, after school, I checked that there was no one else around, and entered the sports equipment room and swapped clothes with Hideyoshi with the fastest speed possible. Really, youre really just like me. Were twins anyway. Its not weird for us to be alike. Were twins, huh. I feel that theres no need for us to be so alike. Even so, its because of our similar appearances, or we wouldnt be able to pull this offbut I have a bad feeling about this for some reason. Id be going then. Ill leave the remedial to you, ane-ue. Hideyoshi put on the tie, and then reached his hand out for the door handle of the sports equipment room. Ah, hold on, Hideyoshi. Take this. I called out to Hideyoshi and handed something to him. Hm? Whats this? Hideyoshi looked troubled as I handed him a small device. A listening bug. Ane-uewhere on earth did you get that from? One of your classmates lent it to me. I tried asking him, and he happily gave it to me. But I used your sleeping photos as exchange. So its Muttsurini. Seriously, that guy Alright, just put that on as you move. Ill track your movements from it. Even if you dont check on me, Id be able to act as you properly, ane-ue Your properly here isnt reliable at all. Well, so be it. itll be good if this can make you relax, ane-ue. Hideyoshi put the bug behind him and left the sports equipment room while dressed in the girls uniform. Then, I should head over to that filthy F classroom. I actually wanted to remain close to him in order to observe him, but he already agreed to help me perform on film, and its cruel of me if I swap over with that guy and skip the remedial. I should do my part well and head over to F classroom. God, I beg of you, please dont let that guy do anything stupid NOT GOOD! SUGAWA CLIMBED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND ESCAPED TO THE NEXT CLASSROOM! THAT SWINE BASTARD! SO THE RUMORS OF HIM BREAKING THE IRONBLOOD PACT OF THE FFF BY ALMOST EXCHANGING NUMBERS WITH D-CLASS TAMANO-SAN WAS TRUE!? LISTEN UP! THAT GUYS NO LONGER OUR LEADER. HES A HERETIC! FIND HIM AND FINISH HIM OFF ROGER THAT! PLEASE GIVE INSTRUCTIONS SQUADS A-E, ONCE YOU FIND HIM, BRING HIM TO THE INQUISITION! ALSO, DONT FORGET TO DELETE THE RECORDED NUMBERS! THERES THE CHANCE THAT THEY MAY HAVE EXCHANGED NUMBERS! SQUADS F-G, USE ANY MEANS YOU CAN THINK OF TO SPREAD SLANDER ABOUT HIM! BE ESPECIALLY VICIOUS TO D CLASS! SQUAD H, GO FIND FUNAKOSHI-SENSEI (single 46 year old woman)! WE MUST DEFINITELY TEACH THAT TRAITOR WHAT THE GRAVEYARD OF A HUMAN LIFE IS!!! ROGER THAT!!! I could hear angry roars the moment I arrived in front of the classroom. What in the world is this class doing I try to resist the urge to turn right as I open the door. And then, what I see inside are masked guys wielding leather whips and candles, running about wildly. Really, what are you doing!? Who are these guys? Why isnt anyone preparing for the lessons before the remedial? Before I even talk about lessons, someone please explain whats with these get-up? Are they some religious militant group!? Ah, welcome back, Hideyoshi. A guy whos been running around wildly takes off his hood and approaches me. Its Yoshii Akihisa-kun, and hes a famous person in our year, no the school. I think its because of what he does all the time that hes called an idiothe has quite the decent appearance, so this is a pity. Hm? Arre? What is it? That Yoshii-kuns staring at my face. Wha, whats it about, Akihisa? What is it. I barely managed to swallow my words that were about to be released. This is dangerous. Im Hideyoshi now. I better take note of my tone. You do seem different from usual Yo, youre thinking too much! Im always like this. Even our relatives close to us cant even tell us apart, and yet he managed to do so in such a short time! This guy whos always being called an idiot is way too sharp here! Really? But, normally, if I talk like thiswell, I feel that youre more feminine and cute normally. What should I do? I really have the urge to immediately snap this idiots carotid artery. Instead of that, hows the remedial? I see that the gangs not that motivated. Ah, yeah. If its the remedial, Ironman did tell us. He told us to finish up the printed worksheets first, and then well continue with the lessons. I see. So thats why everyones moving around so freely. Its just like self-study period before Ironman comes back. Looks like Nishimura-sensei too went to prepare for the introduction movie. If not for that, I dont think that teacher will take his eyes away from this class even if its for a short time. Leaving that aside, its not just a feeling. I think you do sound different from usual, Hideyoshi. Do you have a cold Report! Weve obtained new information. Squad F has interacted with D class Tamano-san. She says that she has no interest in Sugawa and says that I want to know more about Aki-chan instead! I repeat! D class Tamano Miki has interest in Yoshii Akihisa! D class Tamano Miki has interest in Yoshii Akihisa! Farewell! On hearing the report, Yoshii-kun immediately took off his hood and dashed off like an escaping rabbit. DONT LET HIM GET AWAY! LET THE BACKUP FORCES FORM THE ASSAULT SQUADS! WE CANT LET THAT GUY RAMPAGE FURTHER!! BUT WAIT! I THINK TAMANO SAID AKI-CHAN THERE! YOSHIIS REALLY DISGUSTING, BUT AKI-CHANS JUST MY TYPE! ME TOO! Reallythis class is full of idiots But this is just what I want. Luckily, it seems that theyre having self-study time, so I can check on Hideyoshis situation properly. Let me think. This seems like its similar to a recorderdone. I put on the earphone of the device I borrowed from Tsuchiya-kun at noon break and switched it on. A shrill noise rang for a while, and then, the voice became clear. thank you, Kinosheeta-san. Eh? Did I do something you have to thank me for, Kubo-kun? Ah, I hear it. its Hideyoshis voice, right? It does sound different from his usual voice, so this is the voice other people are hearing from me. The sound quality isnt very good, and its hard to tell whos talking. Yes. Its thanks to you that I managed to summon courage. I managed to gain lots of confidence the moment I knew I have a comrade amongst my classmates. Comrade? From what I can guess from the conversation, the one talking should be Kubo-kun, but what is he talking about? The filming doesnt seem like it''s started, so are they randomly chatting awaybut, Kubo-kun and a comrade? What are they talking about? But speaking of which, I never thought that youre a homosexual. It really surprised me. WHAT IN THE WORLD DID THAT IDIOT JUST SAY!? If possible, can you tell me the name of the person you like? If its possible, Ill definitely help you as much as I can. Ermabout that, the one I like I CANT LET HIM TALK FURTHER! I MUST MAKE HIM SHUT UP EVEN IF I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM! I got out from F classroom and sprinted all the way down the corridor to A classroom, pulling aside the door. BAM!! A loud sound echoed throughout the classroom. Arra, Hideyoshi. Whats the matter? Hideyoshi, whos chatting with Kubo-kun, turns towards me while pretending to be me. I too pretend to be Hideyoshi as I say. Ane-ue. Can~I borrow a little of your time? I dont want others to hear about what were talking about, so how about we head there? ? I dont really understand, but sure. Please excuse me for a while, Kubo-kun. Hideyoshi didnt notice my killing intent at all as he follows me to the stairs platform where no one is at. Right, over hereIll kill him. What did you say to Kubo-kun? I grabbed onto the dazed looking Hideyoshi by the arms and wrists as I asked while smiling serenely. Fm? Im just chatting with him, and then, I talked about your interests in the other gender. Hmand then? From your thinking process, I tried to tell him that you dont have any interests in guys in reality, but it seems that I made a mistake in my choice of words, ane-ue. It seems that Kubo misinterpreted it as no interests in the other gender and mistook you for a homosexualAH, ANE-UE! NO! DONT TURN THE JOINT THERE! You idiot! When did I say that I have no interests in the other gender!? I only said that I like girl-oriented light novels, so of course I have interests in guys in reality, get it!? Dont say such things thatll cause misunderstandings! I, I understand! I will not make a mistake next time! Really. Its all up, to you! Because of the filming, I cant let Hideyoshi get hurt yet. Ill settle this afterwards, but first, well have to focus on whats before this. I let go of Hideyoshis arms and wrists as he started crying out in pain, and he rubbed his arms while heading back to the classroom. I should head back to F class too. Yuuko. Ah, prez. What is it? I returned back to the classroom, and put on the earphone. This time, I hear another voice. This manner of speech is most likely A class rep Kirishima Shouko-san. Ahhnot goodif they dont start filming soon, the swap may end up exposed Over there. There? Whats there? The skirts rolled up. THAT IDIOT EXPOSED HIMSELF THERE! REGARDLESS OF WHETHER HIS ACTING IS BAD OR NOT, THATS TOO DEFENSELESS OF HIM! HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HOW CAREFUL WE ARE WHEN WE WEAR OUR SKIRTS! Hideyoshis tone doesnt seem to imply that he cares about my feelings when Im being all terrified here as he doesnt seem bothered by this skirt-flipping like thing. Thanks for the concern, prez. But Im fine Fine? Its fine if theyre not seen. But if the skirts flipped. No. its fine. Thats because. Because? BecauseI made sure to wear my underwear properly today. DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU JUST SAY!? IT SOUNDS LIKE I DONT USUALLY WEAR UNDERWEAR!! What Id meant was that its fine because Im wearing gym shorts under my skirt. I DONT GET THAT FEELING AT ALL! But gym shorts are part of underwear. SHUT UP! ANYWAY, DONT SAY SUCH UNEXPECTED THINGS AGAIN, REMEMBER THAT! ALSO, WATCH THE SKIRT! The good thing in this unfortunate incident is that it seems only prez heard about it. if not, my rating will be sorely dented. Muubut ane-ue, your skirt is too short and loose around the waist. Its really hard to move in this Are you saying that my figure is worse than yours? This idiotonce his purpose is done, Ill definitely deal with him severely Anyway, be careful with what you do! Itll be troublesome if you end up getting harassed by some weird guy because youre too alluring! Understood. Ill take note. Do it properly. I released Hideyoshi and let him return to A class. That idiot might cause some trouble when Im not around to notice. I head towards F classroom as I listen to the earphone. At this point, it cant be helped even if people give me weird looks. Ki, Kinosheeta-san! ? What is it? Youre Im Yokomizo Kouji from 2-F. Actually, erm, well F class Yokomizo Kouji-kun? Whos that? I feel that I never talked to this person beforeand he does sound rather panicky. Dont tell me A, actually, I like you a lot, Kinosheeta-san! Please go out with me! A confession!? But, of all moments, he chose to do so when Hideyoshis swapped with me. This guy really doesnt know how to watch the timingor is it because Hideyoshis swapped with me that he finds me charming, and so decided to confess to him? I guess not, right? Well, leaving that aside, Im happy to receive his feelings, but I dont intend to go out with anyone at this point, and Im not too familiar with him. Im sorry, but Ill have to reject him. Itll be best if Hideyoshi can reject him without hurting him And as I think this way, Hideyoshi seems to understand what I feel as he says the reason why Im rejecting him formally. Fm fm. As expected of us being twins. He completely understands what Im thinking. WellIm happy to receive your feelings, but Tha, thats! Im sorry. The image of Hideyoshi lowering his head was passed to me through the earphone. That guy really can do it. Beautiful rejectionbut I just find it inconceivable to hear his rejection that sounds like hes used to it. Then, please tell me the kind of person you like, Kinosheeta-san! Ill try and become the kind of guy you like and make you Yokomizo-kun continued to bug around. Its annoying, but I do like it that Im being liked like this. Even so, the answer just now wont change. Even soIm sorry. Wh, why? Because, Imonly interested in 12-year-old pretty boys DOK DOK DOK DOK DOK ILL KILL YOU. An, ane-ue? Why are you so agitated all of a sudden? Calm down first. How can I calm down!? Me being a homosexual might be thought of as a joke here, and here Im being treated as a no-panties liberator under the skirt!? What kind of an incorrigible woman have I become!? Isnt this worse than being labelled as someone whos called out for having no sense of rhythm!? Id feel that Ive worked hard to understand your interests, right, ane-ue? Uuwell, about that, I cant say its completely wrongbut those are just what I like in fiction. I do have other interests in reality. Muuthis is really complicated Basically, my interests in 2-D and 3-D are completely different! Besides, didnt I say not to mention those so openly!? If you want to act as me, be more thorough! Munow that you mention it, its just like what you saysorry, ane-ue. I accidentally prioritized your appearance at home and replicated that. So it seems that I give that kind of feeling to you at home Though I do think that Im more refined Speaking of which, only that person heard your rejection line, right? The line about pretty boys under 12? Yes. Itll be troublesome if anyone else hears it. I guess its fine, butif anyone else hears it, Ill just have to make that person disappear, right? I havent witnessed any witnesses, but do not worry about the acting, ane-ue. Ill perfectly replicate your social appearance from now on. I feel that therere a lot of things that cant be recovered Better not to say anything else. In that case, Ill just have to hang on and let this guy keep acting until the end. I have nothing to lose anyway I got myself completely tired dealing with Hideyoshi as I returned back to F classroom, and for some reason, Yoshii-kun came up to me. Arre? Where did you go, Hideyoshi? Ah, Yothen, Akihisa. I just went to the toilet. What about you? Theres no need to run, is there? Yeah. As I was running, I heard that Yokomizo-kun confessed to Kinosheeta Yuuko-san, so everyones pursuing him now. Im not very familiar with you, but to you, the one called Yokomizo-kun, Im sorry. Youre likely a victim who suffered the most other than me in this incident Really, Yokomizo-kun wont heed his lesson. He got punished last week for trying to ask Hideyoshi out for a date, and hes now asking the older sister because he failed. Ill take that back. To the guy called Yokomizo-kun, if I meet you next time, Ill definitely snap your bones in the opposite direction. Ah, thats right, Hideyoshi. About your sister Wha, what about my sister? ? What are you panicking about? I, Id panic from time to time too. Well, never mindspeaking of your sister, Hideyoshi, shes going to perform in the school promotional movie. Ah, what? So its about thatI thought my identity got revealed there. It really shocked me. Since its rare for us to have self-study, how about we check it out? Hm? Tha, thats true. Im a little concerned here. It might not be a bad idea to check it out. If we continue to chat in this classroom like this, theres a high chance that Yoshii-kun will see that we switched identities. Also, Im concerned about Hideyoshis situation too, so it might be good to check things out. We leave the classroom which is buzzing with angry roars, and Yoshii-kun and I head towards A classroom. However, your sister is really amazing, Hideyoshi. ? How? Well, shes cute, sports and studies cant stump her, and shes going to sing in front of a camera today, you know? Shes amazing for being able to do anything. I, is that so? Yoshii-kuns innocent eyes glanced behind, leaving me speechless. For some reason, I feel a sense of guilt for tricking him. To be honest, I have no sense of rhythm, and I cant sing in front of the camera at all. Even if I respond to his expectations, I have to put all my hopes on Hideyoshi succeeding no matter whether its right or not. My pride wont allow me to show that I have a bad sense of rhythm. Since you created so many lies about it, its about time you make this a success, or else itll be a shame to me! ? What is it, Hideyoshi? Its rare to see you so horrified. You look like your sister there, you know? Ah, it, its nothing. Nothing at all. Dont mind. Why is it that Im the one giving the terrified expression here? I want to grab Yoshii-kuns joints and hear his explanation, but I continue to keep that smiling face as I suppress that urge. Itll all be a waste if things collapse here. I carry the fake smile and walk a few steps, only to hear a certain melody. Ah, this is the school anthem right? Looks like theyre starting from the combined choir. Un, looks like it. The grand piano in A classroom leads the rhythm, and the combined singing voices of around 20 people can be heard. Theres no alto or tenor in this, just a simple melody of the main theme. However, the combined singing here had a refreshing feeling that reminds me of the clear summer sky and also the presence of the gathering rainy clouds floating in that skythe wonderful feeling. Hideyoshi, your sister is leading the singing in the middle. Approaching closer, I see that Hideyoshi, whos dressed up as me, is standing in the most obvious focal point, the center, singing. I do find it vexing, but I must say that my brother here has a decent appearance. Im not saying that hes pretty, but whether its Hideyoshi, or anyone else, when people focus on what they want to do, theyll show off an inexplicable charm. Right now, Hideyoshis giving off that charm, looking really attractive. Im really envious of him. As expected, Hideyoshis sister is pretty. Is, is that so? I felt a little redeemed by Yoshii-kuns words. If hes saying as expected, it means that he more or less feels that I have some charm, right? But its a pity Eh? What? Just now, when I was running for my life, I heard A really ominous premonition burnt within me. That Hideyoshis sister normally doesnt wear underwear, and is interested in only girls and young boys. FORGET ABOUT IIITTTTTTT!! UWAH! What is it, Hideyoshi!? Whats wrong!? Why are you suddenly using wrestling moves on me!? Who cares! Forget about everything you heard! Ill use this pain to erase all your memories! Hi, Hideyoshi! I dont know why, but your chest! Theres a faint soft feeling touching my arm, UWAAHH!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FAINT! I DO HAVE SOME MORE OR LESS HERE! What is it, Hideyoshi!? What did I do wrong here for you to suddenly use violence ARGGGGGHHHH!!!? ANYWAY, FORGET ABOUT THIS!! WHAT!? WHY AM I BEING TREATED LIKE THIS!? Ane-ue. What is it, Hideyoshi? Recently, those guys in class seem to have a rumor that theres growth of my chest What a coincidence. In fact, my classmates seem to have a rumor going on between them that Kinosheeta Yuuko normally doesnt wear underwear and likes girls and young boys HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COMPENSATE ME, ANE-UE!? THINGS ENDING UP LIKE THAT, I CANT BATHE WITH AKIHISA AND THE REST, AND I CANT EVEN USE THE GYM CHANGING ROOM!? ITS FINE SINCE YOUR PREDICAMENT HASNT CHANGED AT ALL, OKAY!? I WENT FROM HONOR STUDENT TO A BLATANT THREE-STRIKE PERVERT, YOU KNOW!? YOU SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! ITS BECAUSE YOU MENTIONED THAT WE SWITCH AROUND! EVEN SHIMADAS BEEN ACTING WEIRD AND WAS STARING AT MY CHEST LIKE A GRUDGING AVENGER! SERVES YOU RIGHT! ITS BECAUSE YOU DID SOME WEIRD ACTING! WRONG, ITS YOUR FAULT, ANE-UE! NO, ITS YOURS! Well, were powerless to do anything now, so lets just leave it alone Yeahwe cant do anything even if were concerned about it Therell soon be a topic even more amazing, and these events will soon be forgotten (anyway) Volume 6.5, Fumizuki News (Entertainment) Volume 6.5, Fumizuki News (Entertainment) Class 2-F has been involved in many incidents recently, and a group of students amongst them say that one of the few girls in F class, S-da, M-mi has someone she likes. She, whos highly ranked amongst the highest in the poll The girl I dont want to date ranking, actually has a lot of hidden fans who admire her, and this fact has to be recognized. Our Fumitzuki Academy Newspaper club summoned our courage to ask this very popular person about the truth. However, when our club members went to ask her about this, an unfortunate accident happened in this, so as replacement, we interviewed the people familiar with her (please check the lower section of this report). And thus, we found out that the other party was a person (?) that completely confounded our expectations, the chimpanzee-san (Age, address and occupation unknown). How they met and when they did is still a mystery, but according to classmates, she suddenly admitted her love for chimpanzee-san in front of everyone in class, so it seems that this affair of hers is true. After a while of cooling down, she vehemently denies this however. Someone asked if she has someone she likes, and she blushed and fainted. Considering her personality, we feel that shes just unable to be honest with her own feelings, and her feelings themselves are real. As a reporter, I do not understand her feelings, but as a student in the same school, I want to support her with all I can. An Interview with those who knows her well. Anyway, that really shocked me. Y-shii-kun merely said this and remained silent after that. Unconfirmed reports state that Y-shii-kun was slightly enticed by the small opposite gender charm S-da-san has. In this sense, he might have lost to this chimpanzee-san in this battle over her. The chance to get her back hasnt disappeared, but S-da-sans abnormal values shocked him, and hes unable to contain his shock. Unexpectedly, he helped represent the thoughts of S-da-sans hidden fans. An Interview with those who knows her well. I definitely wont recognize it. its still possible if its that swine, but its complete arrogance for a mere chimpanzee to capture onee-samas heart. Also, onee-sama already has this Miharu as her lover. Its a joke that you people have doubts about it. How can anyone other than Miharu touch onee-samas flat chest! S-mizu-san was completely furious as this interview was going on. To her, this piece of news basically trampled on a land mine. On a side note, our newspaper club cant confirm if shes really S-da-sans lover. An interview with someone whos similar to a chimpanzee Unfortunately, we could not grasp the identity of the Chimpanee-shi S-da-san likes, we had an interview with someone similar to him. You brats sure have guts. We explained the rationale behind this interview to him, and he said these words to us and pulled the entire group to his remedial room. This reporter here went to settle some other things and managed to avoid this calamity. As it is too difficult to dig further into this incident, we can only give up on trying to do this report. A solemn moment of condolence to our comrades. -2-E Yano Takeo (Newspaper club Interviewer) Got into an accident when his joints were twisted in the opposite direction while trying to extract information from S-da M-mi-san. -2-B Igawa Kengo (Newspaper Club Interviewer) Same as what happened to Yano-shi before. -2-B Ono Akira (Newspaper Club Interviewer) Disappeared after his interview with N-mura-sensei. Numerous other Newspaper Club members are involved in accidents too. Volume 6.5, Me and the Seaside and the Festival Uproar (First Half) Volume 6.5, Me and the Seaside and the Festival Uproar (First Half) By the way, Aki-kun. You said that you were going to invite a few friends, so how many did you manage to get? There are 9 people including nee-san. Nine people? Thats a lot. Yes. Everyone wanted to join in so there are a lot of people. Is it not OK? No. It wont be a problem if we rent a vanBut who did you invite? En, well, theyre schoolmates. School mates. Like who for example? Like Yuuji, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini Sakamoto-kun and the other guys eh. What about the others? Hi Hide? I thought Ive already heard you mention Hideyoshi-kun? HiHi ? Mit ? Su ? Aki-kun. Please clench your teeth and endure for just a short while. So, sorry! I was playing a small joke! Its just a small joke so please dont hit me! I know. If you speak honestly, nee-san will give you a kiss as a reward. The other four are people from this universe that youve met yesterday. Youve answered me nicely. Then~ Raise your chin and close your eyes Wait! I was obviously lying just now!? Humans can be explained as people from this universe generally. Whats with this ridiculous reasoning!? Wait wait wait wait! I apologize so please STOP, STOP! To be this hated, its really AhSo, sorry. Youre hurt? But, you cant do those things, nee-san. I cant help it. Pervert! Theres a pervert here! A hopeless pervert is actually living so close beside me! Dont take it seriously. Thirty percent of it is just a joke. Not goodThis person, is more than fifty percent serious Moreover, Aki-kun should be blamed for lying to me in the first place. Oo That Why are you trying to hoodwink me? That Yes. If I say itWill you keep your cool? If it isnt something like the girls are coming, I wont be angry nor will I beat you up, and I wont push you or force you to cross dressWhere are you going Aki-kun? No! I dont want to make you angry, to be beaten up, pushed down, or forced to cross dress! I see. So there are girls coming with us. Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry. Well, its fine. Theyve also taken good care of you, compared to letting you guys do something at somewhere I cant see, its better this way. Eh? Then, nee-san agrees to this? It wont happen again. Thank you, nee-san. But. En? What? If something happens during the journey that is deemed by me as impure relationship with the opposite sexThat time, you understand whatll happen right Aki-kun? Ah, ahahaWhat, what will happen then? Ill murder your whole family. No, if thats the case, youll be included too. Large clouds are floating in the clear sky. That light breeze that can be felt is changing the shape of this cloud. Seeing this scenery before my eyes, only then could the real summer atmosphere be felt. Theres no better weather to bask in the sea. Todays weather sure is suitable for a beach trip. Rays of sunlight is unable to make his expression look serious, he who is wearing T-shirt and a pair of shorts, that line is muttered by Yuuji who seems full of summer mood no matter how you look at him. This guy has a good physique so wearing crudely really suits him. Really. My chNo, my hearts really excited. The one talking is Hideyoshi wearing a combination of thin hoodie and shorts. That friend of mine who is still confusing others about his sexuality with his cute appearance even today, is carrying a sports bag with his eyes full of eagerness waiting for the arrival of the car. Im worried that the blood packs will spoil. Muttsurini, whos wearing crumpled denims is looking around with an anxious look while carrying an ice box. I guess that lots of blood packs that provides life-support for that guy is inside. When the sea is mentioned, one will think of swimsuits. Id say that if were not careful, we may risk crossing the Styx River in a short whileThis fact cant be denied. Right, Akihisa-kun. Its a little too late to ask this, but can so many people fit into the car? Himeji-san who was wearing a tight rough cotton pareo and T-shirt with a tight sleeveless top on it was looking at me while hugging her travel bag with both of her hands. Her different style is really refreshing. I guess so. Theres nine people including your sister, can we still use a normal driving license? En, nee-san said that theres no problem Minamis standing beside me with a long wrap dress and T-shirt. Although this is the first time Ive seen Minami wearing a casual skirt, I find that any clothes suit her due to her slender build. The driving license for medium cars allows more than eleven passengers Ive checked it online yesterday night, the driving license may be normal, but since the car is different, its fine even if there are more than ten passengers. The A Class pair of Kirishima-san and Kudou-san explained to us. Kirishima-san matched a mini-skirt with a light-coloured summer sweater. As if it actually makes people forget the attractiveness of white and pink of the usual summer heat. On the other side, Kudou-san, En? Yoshii-kun. You seem to really like my dress-up. No, no. I dont. Oh, I see Wh, what? You want to know whats under my tights, right~? I, I didnt think of that! Kudou-san is wearing a pair of shorts, her top is tight and short-sleeved and somehow a little revealing. I cant help but keep noticing her sunburn marks from the time when she changed into her swimsuit, this is bad news for several reasons I looked away, and saw Yuuji squint his eyes when he saw Kudou-sans dress-up. Oh really. Kudou joined the swimming club. Thats why she has those healthy sunburn marks.(PuchiPugupugu) Unfaithfulness is forbidden. The figure of Kirishima-san poking Yuujis eyes calmly and him crumpling onto the floor. That idiot will never learn. Oh, its still the same, both of them (Sha-)Ye, yes (Sha-)Re, really, their relationship is really good Both of you please wait. I really wish I was hallucinating, but did you guys just take an offensive stance with both of your fingers pointing at my eyes? Both of them would attack me once in a while, silently, recently. Lets not talk about Minami, even Himeji-san has become this experienced, I really do feel that Himeji-san is being influenced negatively by Class F. We chatted for a while, Muttsurini who has the sharpest eyes is the first to notice that atmosphere. The cars here. En? Ohoh. It seems to be so A big car that can be considered a mini-bus is driving towards us, stopping in front of us slowly. The drivers door opened, the figure that exited is, Ah eh? Im sorry for letting you guys wait My biological sister who shares the same blood with me, Yoshii Akira. By the way, I think this is the first time seeing nee-san drive. I dont feel safe with nee-san who, is prone to acting outrageously, drivingBut it looks like there wont be any problems. Nope, we just arrived early En. We get too excited if we dont watch out Looking forward to it Akira-san. Thank you for inviting all of us. Im really looking forward to this trip too First, Yuuji and the other five who are already acquainted with her greeted her. Nee-san smiled when she heard it and replied The way you guys put it makes me happy. Next, Kirishima-san and Kudou-san who are meeting nee-san for the first time went and introduced themselves. Nice to meet you for the first time. Im Sakamoto Yuujis wife Sho Just wait for a minute! Youre just speaking as you please (PuchiPugupugu)Shouko Hello, Yoshii-kuns sister. Im Kudou Aiko Hello, Shouko-san, Aiko-san. Im Aki-kuns sister Akira The peaceful greetings went on. From the looks of it, there are so many girls who are really lively. Im usually at a place like Class F which is dirty and chaotic, now I have an indescribable and fresh sensation. Then. Staying like this isnt going to do anything, lets get going Nee-san pointed at the car. Right. We can still talk in the car, time is precious so lets set out. Everyone please sit wherever you like. Yes I tossed the baggage and Yuuji, who was rolling on the floor, into the car. The exciting trip has finally begun. "By the way, Akihisa." "Hm? What is it, Yuuji?" In the car, Yuuji, who was sitting beside me, broke the ice. Regarding the seats, boys and girls were separated from each other because nee-san was close by. Kirishima''s sad face and Yuuji''s jolly face were in contrast to each other. "Have you ever gone before to the place we are heading right now? What kind of place is it?" "Eh? Ahah, hmm. About that" I stopped talking for a moment in order to recollect my memories. If I have to describe that place to him "Hmm? What is it? Have you completely forgotten about it?" "Impossible. How can something like that happen?" That guy''s so rude. There should be a limit to when you look down on others'' memory. Right. That was actually "I remember correctly, it happened during spring, summer or autumn, about five to eight years ago." "The time range is really huge." "Methinks that you''ve completely forgotten about it." "*nods*" I''m sorry. My action was vain. "In other words, it''ll be a surprise for everyone when we get there." By the way, Hideyoshi, who was sitting in front of us, turned his head towards us. "Right. We should take this rare chance and hope for the best." "If we''re going to a nearby beach, then there''s only a few, but if we''re going somewhere far and are going to stay overnight, part of the excitement comes from not knowing where we''re going to." Himeji-san and Minami, who were sitting in the same row with Hideyoshi, turned around and revealed their excited smiles. Since there were nine passengers in this car, the seats arrangement starting from the front was like this: two persons - two persons - three persons - two persons. The first row included nee-san, who was driving, and Muttsurini, who sat in front because he claimed to be carsick. Behind them were Kirishima-san and Kudou-san. Next was Himeji-san and co. Yuuji and I were sitting in the last row. Everyone put their baggage on their own seatBut it seems that the seats are a bit too narrow in the three-persons row. "Himeji-san. The things on that seat, would you like to hand them over to me here?" "Eh? Ah, sure. You mean these?" "Yup. Our seats are more spacious. Just put them here." "No, you don''t have to mind about us since we''re fine with it. Minami and Kinosheeta-kun are very slimbut I''m not" Himeji-san''s tone suddenly lowered. Eh? Did I step on a landmine? "Mizuki. Could it be that you''vegrown fatter?" "Wawu!" The moment Minami spoke, Himeji-san leant backwards while hugging herself. "Just, just a little! It''s really just a tiny bit, I meanJust a little, a lot" "Where?" "No, that''s not it! It must be that my long hair is heavy! That''s right! It''s because of that! It has nothing to do with ice cream and beverages!" Speaking of that, the weather had turned hotter lately, and the season when our appetite for ice-cream and beverages was stronger had arrived. "Humph. How silly of you. You got carried away when you lost just a little amount of weight not so long ago. That''s why now you have to face such a consequence." "UghI was too careless" "I got slimmer by a little due to the summer burnout." "Ehhhh! That, that''s too sly! I feel seriously betrayed!" "Right. I got slimmerin the chest part" "" It''s as if the atmosphere of an eerie night drifted around the front row. Why are girls this concerned about their bodies? Both of them already have bodies that are considered outstanding compared to othersWell, although Minami''s chest looks rather disappointing "Himeji and Shimada are both overly concerned about things like these." Hideyoshi suddenly spoke as if to cheer those two up; I guessed he''s thinking what I was thinking. However, Minami covered her face instead when she heard him. "Don''t mind me! After all, my breasts grows slower than Kinosheeta''s!" This is bad. That rumor that I carelessly said seems to be known by Minami. "That''s enough, Kinosheeta! Don''t lie just to cheer me up! I understand! After all Kinosheeta is just going to leave me alone and have huge boobs." "Couldn''t something like that be more tragic for me!?" UghWords like these, I''d be glad if they restrain themselves from saying them in front of us boysit''s hard to decide how to react "But Kinosheeta-kun, you actually don''t have to worry about your bodyyour waist is so slender" "Calm down, Himeji. How is it possible for me, who is a boy from birth, to have a slender waist?" "Reallysaying that it''s tragic to grow breasts, there''s a limit to the luxuries you enjoy" "They''re hopelessthe two of them can''t understand what I said" Hideyoshi muttered softly as if he did best. It seems that everyone has their own things to worry about. Hideyoshi cleared his throat as if to settle down the gloomy atmosphere, and spoke crisply to two of them. "But, just like I said, aren''t the two of you simply over-concerned? Himeji, Shimada, you don''t seem to have changed at all!" "That, that''s not true! I''ve gotten fatter by 328 grams!" "Yeah! I''ve lost 0.4 centimeters!" "You two sure use weird units of the measurements" There''s clearly a difference between the two. "No, although I''m usually not this concerned, this time" "Swimsuits are involved, and" "Yeah. I guess so." Himeji-san and Minami suddenly turned to look at nee-san driving, without a reason. I wonder what they are so concerned of. "Indeed, Akira-san is very dangerous." "Right~*boing**twist**boing*! I do feel this way too. I, whos usually unconcerned about such issues, feel a little bit envious." Even Kirishima-san and Kudou-san in the second row join in the conversation. It seems like girls have an interest in this sort of thing. "Yup. Those breasts, I just can''t stop envying them" "I''m also jealous of how slenderness her waist is" "Akira-san. That''s really sly." "She''s like a model~ This pair of breasts are at a despicable degree just like Mizuki''s. They look really bouncy." "What kind of swimsuit do you intend to wear? With a body like this, anything that you wear is bound to look good" "Is it a rather a sexy bikini? How awesome" "I''m envious." "The swimsuits from those erobooks that look like ropes would fit you too." "Eh? Kouta-kun, what happened to you? There''s a red liquid coming out of your nose." "I''m carsick." It''s the first time I''d heard of someone having a nosebleed when he''s carsick. Never mind. It''ll be troublesome if we simply interrupt them when they are talking about their bodies, so we''ll just go with the flow. "By the way, Hideyoshi, just put these things here. Mind passing them to me?" Let''s place those baggage properly first. "Hmm? OK then, please take care of them." While speaking, Hideyoshi passed me the baggage on his legs and the one beside him, both seemed to be stuffed to the brim. This overly heavy thingI guess it must belong to Muttsurini. Could it be that he brought a lot of those equipment for his camera and stuff? I placed the baggages that were passed to me here. There was still some space left. "It seems there''s enough space here for one more?" "Oh. Then, I''ll also pass this to you." While speaking, Hideyoshi passed to me a familiar baggage. These are nee-san''s things. It seems that there''s nothing fragile inside, so I''ll just put it here to cushion Muttsurini''s stuff. "*zip*--Hmm?" As I moved slightly, the opening of the baggage widened a bit. Stuff might come out if I leave it that way. I guess I''ll have to zip it properly. "Hey. Hmm? Why won''t the zipper move?" The zipper seems to be stuck on something. Is it overstuffed? A piece of cloth came out from a corner. If I wanted to zip it, I guess I''d have to remove the thing that came out. Nee-san''s belongings could be put into my bag instead. While thinking that way, I unzipped it and took it out. OneTwo I fell (A school swimsuit entered the scene). "Out!!" "(Startled)What did you just do!? What happened!?" "What should I do, Yuuji!? The relative at my side is a hopeless weirdo!" "Is, is that soBut, I feel that you, who are tightly holding onto a school swimsuit, seem more of a weirdo" "Eh!? That, that''s not true! This belongs to nee-san." "I see. So you''re interested in your sister''s swimsuit. You''re absolutely hopeless." "You! Wait! Please don''t look at me in disdain! It''s a misunderstanding!" "OK, I understand. Please wait. Wait till I remove you from my phone contacts. Then, I''ll patiently listen to your explanation." "Damn you, Yuuji! Are you saying that knowing me was a mistake!" "Wait, Yuuji. You can''t blacklist him if you delete his number." "Don''t, Hideyoshi! Please don''t downgrade me from a ''Friend'' to ''Stalker'', which is worse than being a stranger! It''s fine if it''s Yuuji, but Hideyoshi saying it deals me a hard blow." "AhI''m sorry, Akira-nee-san. Can we drop by the police station before going to the beach?" "That''s wrong! We should be going to a swimsuit shop instead! There''s no need to get me imprisoned in a detention house!" "Don''t worry, Akihisa. There''re no swimming pool in detention houses." "Argghhh! It''s not for me, but for nee-san! Our conversation can''t be more madly misunderstood!" Why must I be regarded as a pervert! "What is it, Aki-kun? You don''t like my swimsuit?" "I hate it! I hate it from the bottom of my heart!" "But, didn''t Aki-kun tell me ''I don''t wanna feel embarrassed so please wear an attire that is less revealing''?" "I''m sorry! Walking with a sister who is still wearing a school swimsuit at this age is even more embarrassing than walking with one who is wearing a revealing outfit!" "??? But, won''t it feel lonely for me if I''m wearing something different from everyone else''s?" "Eh? What are you trying to say, nee-san?" "Look, aren''t all of you wearing this kind of swimsuit since all of you are students? A ''School'' swimsuit like this." "Something every student wears? Could it be, nee-san, that you wore this when you were in university!?" University students are still considered students. I doubt that''s really the case, but this feeling of uneasiness is hard to get rid of. If it''s nee-san, then it''s more than possible. I felt cold sweat forming on my back. I''ve never thought that I''d get shivers like these due to my sister''s behaviour! "What are you saying, Aki-kun. Isn''t university ''University''? Wouldn''t it be weird to wear ''School'' swimsuit?" "That''s great! That''s really great! Even my sister, who obviously has no common sense whatsoever, is saying that I lack common sense. I''ll just laugh it away!" We nearly spread a wrong Japanese culture to foreigners. "Although I don''t really understand, but does it make you feel relaxed?" "Yes. I feel relaxed." "If so, put my swimsuit back into the bag. Showing it to everyone makes me feel embarrassed." "That''s not right! Change it! Change the swimsuit! I can''t accept this kind of things as your brother!" "What you''re trying to say is, this swimsuit isn''t revealing enough?" "Aaaaaah just do as you please regarding that! Just go to a beach shop or somewhere else and get a new swimsuit!" "My, Aki-kun is really perverted and noisy. Why don''t you learn from the calm Kouta-kun?" "Akihisa. Be responsible of your pervertedness." "Wuaaa, Yuuji! I''ve been called H by Muttsurini!" "Don''t cry, Akihisa. Sometimes you call others ''idiot'' too." "I object! I''ll never have my stupidity placed on the same level as Muttsurini''s pervertedness!" I''m just not as skilled in learning as everyone! "Meh, it''s really rare for Aki-kun to say this, I''ll just change my swimsuit then. After all the chest area is a little tight." "(*drip**drip**drip*--nosebleed)" If nee-san wasnt driving Id really like to grab her head and let her see the passenger seat. Enoughthere wont be any problem if nee-san is more self-conscious Id never thought that Id be this tired just being on the car going to the beach. Three hours passed while were in the car. At the end of this long journey, we''ve reached the pension. It''s a good place surrounded by lush greenery where we can taste the damp air. Wowthe scenery is breathtaking Awesome~The breeze is so comfortable Good scenery. Sunny days are great~ The girls whod stepped off the car exclaimed. Since were on top of a high hill, the visions clearer. Although the buildings were ancient, but it had already fulfilled the best conditions to enjoy the summer. Next. Whatre we going to do? Are we going to the beach after weve placed our baggage? Right. I somehow feel like swimming just by looking at it. (*gulp**gulp*--swallowing saliva) What is so enticing about the summer ocean. By just looking at it from afar, you''ll feel eager to change into swimming attire and rush towards the vast sea, it''s just unbelievable. "We''ll put our baggage in our room first then we''ll go to the beach." """Yes--""" We changed our clothes once it was decided, after twenty minutes. "Guess we are the ones waiting for them." "It can''t be helped. It takes awhile for them to prepare their swimsuits." "That''s great since I also need some time to prepare my tools." Three guys waiting at the beach for girls to get changed. Even nee-san who is usually fast needs to prepare a new swimsuit, now they''ll be slower. We got under the shade of the parasol leisurely, and suddenly we heard an odd conversation from afar. "Ooo. Akihisa and the guys are over there. Hey--. You guys--" "You, you! What''re you doing!?" "Hmm? Oh, it''s the lifeguard. Why is your expression so weird?" "It''s not ''why''! Why aren''t you wearing anything on top?" "???What are you talking about, boy''s swimsuits are usually topless." "It''s already wrong for a girl to wear boy''s swimsuit! Just come here!" "Wait, just wait! I''m a boy so it should be fine." "As long as I''m alive, I will not allow such inadequacy here! Not only that there''re a lot of children here, there''re also scary guys too!" "That''s why you''re mistaken! Just listen to me first--" "If you''re not going to wear a shirt, then you''re forbidden to enter the swimming area! You''re not allowed to take it off there too! I will keep watch with binoculars from afar!" "I''m telling you to wait--" I feel that the faint sound is similar to Hideyoshi''sAm I mistaken? Everyone''s so slow, I guess I''ll just do some warm-ups to kill time. "But this time, it''s all thanks to Akira-nee-san." That moment, Yuuji spoke while looking at the sea. "Hmm? About the car?" "That''s one reason, but Im talking about the ''impure heterosexual relationships are forbidden''. All thanks for that, Shouko have to patiently wait, I''m saved." "Ahah, that. I think that''s only for me" Also, nee-san probably thinks that Yuuji and Shouko are engaged. "No, please let it be aimed at everyone. It''s better this way." "Eh~? How should I do it~?" Just this once let me make things difficult for him. Being begged for help by this fellow, I have no idea why I never want to promise him immediately, that''s weird. "Anything, just say what you want to say. but you''ll get your retribution soon." "Retribution?" "By disclosing that time when you and Shimada kissed." "I swear to God that I won''t speak lightly." I''m obviously not a heartless guy that will turn a blind eye to a friend''s sincere plea. "About that, there''s another one about you getting a peck on the cheek." "Oeh!?" How, how did he know about it!? That time, there''s only me and Himeji-san on the rooftop so it''s impossible that someone had seen it!? "No, no! The one at the rooftop, it has to be Himeji-san just greeting me! Ever since that time Himeji-san''s attitude did not change, I couldn''t gather the courage to ask--" "Huh? Himeji? I thought it''s the one with Shimada''s little sister?" "Akihisa. What rooftop?" "" What should I do now? I think I just made a mistake that cannot be remedied. "Hey, Akihisa. Are you hiding anything fun from me?" "No no no no. There''s nothing. It''s just that I had dreamt of that before." "I see. Then it''ll be fine for me to ask Himeji about it?" "Odabeba." "Although I don''t know which planet that language comes from, but I understand that you''re trying to convey ''Please don''t''." "That''s great that you understand" It may be so, but I still don''t understand the meaning of Himeji-san''s gesture. It might be on the cheek, but a kiss is still a kiss. I doubt that she''ll do this to a person she doesn''t have a feeling for. But "She said that, my first love is still going strong" "Hmm? What did you say then?" "Ah, nothing at all. I wonder who is Himeji-san''s first love." I''m also a man. Although I''m slightly oblivious, but I will still think if Himeji-san has feelings for me. But, thinking from the ''my first love is still going strong'' that I heard, it seems impossible. "Himeji-san''s first love? You can''t even tell that it''s actually you?" "Ahaha. If so I''ll die happily." "Am I wrong?" "Wrong~I remember during my primary school days, Himeji-san herself denied" Since it''s my memory, it highly possible that there''re some weird parts. "I see. Urm, it''s no use being concerned of the past." "Yes. Ahaha." "Compared with this, that kissing part is more important." "Absolutely." Grr! Muttsurini. You are usually silent but now! "Ah About that, actually--" As I was thinking about how to slip past this and going to open my mouth "!(*blink**blink*)" Both of Muttsurini''s eyes shone. And his hands are already grabbing four cameras. I guess the girls are here. Just in time. "Look. Everyone is here. When we talk about the ocean we think of girls in swimsuits!" "Tch. He got away." "Anyway, take photos." Muttsurini fiddled with the four cameras skillfully. I''m afraid that he''s adjusting backlight correction or focus correction until his cameras are perfect. Such an unfathomable person. "Thanks for waiting. Sorry that it took us some time to change. The one who spoke energetically was Kudou Aiko-san. Shes wearing pants that looked like a miniskirt with slanted stripes for her lower body, and an ordinary swimsuit for the upper body, but its size was very different from the Swimming Clubs swimsuit, and its making me feel troubled as the sunburn marks on her shoulder and abdomen were very noticeable. Now thats summer, wearing a straw hat that made us feel that, and its really cute and suit her. I guess youre really from the Swimming Club. The swimsuit and hat really do suit you. You think so? Thanks, Sakamoto-kunhmm? (*blink**blink*) Ahaha. My, Muttsurini-kun. If you want to take pictures of my swimsuit just do it in front of me. Ive always told you that I wont get mad, right? Dont get too far ahead of yourself, Kudou Aiko. I have no interest in your swimsuit (platter splatter)I''ve just got heatstroke. Ohh, you worked hard, Muttsurini. Thats 28 seconds. Amazing, Muttsurini. You''ve managed to create a new record for enduring a nosebleed. Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun. Dont be so heartless, hurry up and save him Kudou-san got closer to Muttsurini while worrying about his nosebleed thats pouring like a tap. Ah, Kudou-san. If you go too close to him now The sunlight got stronger! (Platter Splatter) Eh? Wa, wait a sec, Muttsurini-kun!? Muttsurini-kun!? Are you alright!? Your nosebleeds like a fountain now!? Heatstrokes are hard to treat recently. (Shooosh) This isnt some kind of heatstroke but a new kind of illness, is it? Thats really amazing. Its impossible to bleed that much even if we cut the carotid pulse. As expected, we cant stand around seeing such a nosebleed. I got over to Muttsurini, who collapsed, and talked to him slowly. Muttsurini. Akihisa Your last words What are you saying, Yoshii-kun!? Thats very ominous here, you know!? When Im reborn, I wish to become a bird Dont just follow him, Muttsurini-kun! Youll be saved! And then, I hope to see lots of things inside the girls'' changing room from the outside And you want to do that in your rebirth!? At least understand your cause of death in this life! Muttsurini left with a smile on his bleeding face. You died believing in your own beliefs. Ive received your will. Sorry to keep you waiting. Kept you waiting. This time, it was Himeji-san and Kirishima-san, who came later than Kudou-san. The swimsuits I saw looked similar to the ones I saw at the swimming poolbut for some reason, the change of scenery gave a completely different impression. Aiko, dont bully Tsuchiya too much. No, I didnt do anything Kirishima-san said to Kudou-san as she saw Muttsurini collapsed on the floor. She didnt seem to understand why Muttsurinis having nosebleed all over the place. Thats not it, Shouko-chan. Tsuchiya-kun got excited that Kudou-san looks so cute in the swimsuit. Right, Tsuchiya-kun? I dont admit that fact. Muttsurini continued to deny it even in his dying breath. How dishonest. Excited? Yes. Tsuchiya-kuns a boy after all. On hearing Himeji-sans words, Kirishima-san nodded and walked slowly to Yuuji. Yuuji. Hm? What is it, Shouko? Eii (Poke) GWAH!!!? (Puoosshhh) And so, Kirishima-sans silverfish-like fingers were stabbed into Yuujis nostrils, and there was a nosebleed like a spring. Thats good. WHATS GOOD ABOUT THAT!? WHATS WITH THAT OUT OF A SUDDEN!? (SPLATTERR) Because youre not excited even after seeing me in a swimsuit, Yuuji. I see. So thats why she used violence. In that case, it couldnt be helped. But I think the nosebleeds big enough even without doing such a thing. Kirishima-san and Himeji-san are both so prettyand have nice figures Eh!? A, Akihisa-kun!? Call, calling me pretty, its rather embarrassing Wah!? So, sorry! I accidentally said it out! Himeji-san looked like she was about to pull her pareo as she curled back. I didnt intend to say it. I just blurted it out accidentally! Hm. My figures not good anyway. This time, there seemed to be an annoyed voice from behind. Its Minami. A, arre? Youve changed already, Minami? It looks different from before I looked behind, and though I couldnt see everything as Im wearing a hat, but Minamis one-piece swimsuit was different from beforebesides, wasnt that a competitive swimsuit? Th, this is because, I want to swim properly for once! You see, I ate a lot of ice cream and drank lots of juice recently, so I put on weight already! Eh? But Minami? Didnt you say that your chest got skinnier because you slacked around during the summer on the car? My, my chest got skinnier, but my thighs got biggerargh, Im an idiot! Why must I emphasize on this! Minami ended off with these powerful words as she covered her face and sighed. Is, is that so? I couldnt tell at all. Thats enough, AkiIm of a traditional Japanese physiqueeven though I grew up in Germany No matter what she says, I do feel that Minamis rather charming. I guess its most suitable to call her a skinny beauty, the kind of fashion model that will appear in the newsbut those people dont have breasts after all. As Im wondering what to do, the person I feared most appeared. Eh? What is it, Minami-san? Why are you sitting at such a place? Did my stupid brother do something rude to you? The one standing right behind Minami, holding a swim ring is my sister, Yoshii Akira herself. Ah, its alright, Akira-san. Im just grumbling a little herehey Minami turned to the owner of the voiceand just froze there. Minami-san? Sobs Minami-san, why are you crying when you see me? Thats enoughI, I cant beat Mizuki and Akira-san ever in a lifetime ??? Nee-san tilted her head, seemingly unable to understand Minamis words. But speaking of which Thats greatits really great that nee-san chose an ordinary swimsuit Nee-sans wearing a normal bikini that can be seen anywhere. Theres nothing weird about it. My hearts finally within me again! You dont have to worry that much, Aki-kun. Theres no suitable size, so I dont really have many options. Wait, nee-san. What would you choose if you have a choice? And that weird tone of yours sounds like you cant tell the difference between an ordinary and non-ordinary swimsuit. Akira-san. Yes, what is it, Shouko-san? Just a moment, please excuse me. Swoop. Kirishima-sans action seemed to create this word-like sound. ? What is it, Shouko-san? Amazing For some reason, Kirishima-san trembled after grabbing my sisters breasts. Ah, Akira-san. Please excuse me too! And then, Himeji-san grabbed nee-sans waist from the back. ???Mizuki-san. What are you doing? Nonothing at allits nothing Himeji-san answered weakly and left nee-san quietlyand went over to Minami before sitting down in the same manner. Sobs Ah, Mizukiwelcome Minami-chanthe seas, really cruel No, Mizuki. I think the cruel one is definitely God Minami, whose eyes looked completely lifeless, gently cuddled Himeji-san. Well, whats with this funeral-like mode. Alright, everyone, pull yourself together. The last one is here, right? Kudou-san seemed like shes trying to shake off this mood as she cheerily looked away. Her stares targeted at Hideyoshi, whos walking here slowly. Sorry everyonelooks like Im the last one Hideyoshi sounds rather depressed compared to the weather above his head. What is it, Hideyoshi-kun? You look very listless. Yeah. You even said energetically before this that Ill show you my most manly side! Please just let me go The depressed Hideyoshi is wearing a T-shirt Ive never seen before on his swimsuit for some reason. You actually prepared a watermelon and a bat. Thats a nice decision you made, Akihisa. Of course we need to play Watermelon Splitting. I iced it before, so itll definitely taste great. Nice to drink when its a hot weather. Looking forward to it. After swimming around for a while, the three of us guys here are carrying the watermelon and the bat from the pension. Speaking of which, its almost noon. We have to prepare lunch besides the watermelon too. Eh? Isnt there a lot of salt water? In a certain sense, its amazing that you can make such a reply I never thought youll live until now. Ahh, thats right. Its because nee-sans around that Ive been able to eat well. If we can create some fire, itll be interesting to pick some shells. Oh, thats a nice idea. We can add time to the miso soup for flavoring. Then, itll be the seaside staples of fried noodles, curry rice, fried squids good toohm? What is it, Muttsurini? There. On hearing Yuujis question, Muttsurini pointed at nee-san and the rest far away. What now? It looks like theyre talking with some people here. Does nee-san have acquaintances here? These are such cute girls~ what? Where are you from? Ah, no. Were, well We have our friends over there too. Want to play together? How about that pretty big sis over there? Himeji-san sounds rather troubled. Is this what I think? Theyre trying to hook up. Those girls have quite some looks, so it cant be helped, but its really troublesome. Shall I eliminate them? I dont know when Muttsurini readied the stungun as he gets into position. That weapon will cause a great tragedy if its not used wisely at the seaside. Ahh, wellwere going to do it, right? Its faster that way No, its fine even if we leave them alone. I stop Muttsurini and Yuuji as they try to hurry over. I dont think theres a need to really go over, and itll be bad if the combination of seawater and stungun happens. Itll be better to not do any unnecessary things and watch. Hm? Its fine? Why? Himeji-san and the rest needs worry, but nee-sans around. Shell probably deal with them nicely. Nee-sans abnormally attractive to those who dont know her true nature, so she should know how to deal with those people trying to hook up with her. Its fine. Im really sorry, but we refuse. I can hear my sisters voice from afar, that firm tone that would not allow herself to be forced by the other side. Hm. In that case, itll be fine if we dont come out. Eh? Why? You have a boyfriend? Even so, theyre not such nice people wholl leave just like this. They continue to harass them. Well, its not that I cant understand if anyone sees how nee-san and the rest look. In the face of such opponents, my sister makes a serious reply. Since theyre just trying to hook up, I guess theres no need to treat them as opponents seriously. No. I dont have a boyfriend. Eh? You don''t? Lucky?. Follow us then. I dont have a boyfriend, but I have a younger brother. Hm? Brother? Is she referring to me? I dont think such an excuse can be a rejection Huh? A younger brother? Whats so special about that? I have a brother too, you know? As I expected, the opponent wont back away because of such a thing. A younger brothers different from a boyfriend, and even though she has a younger brother, its not a problem. Seriously, how is nee-san going to use this as an excuse to reject those people trying to hook up with her. Dont look down on him. My brothers relationship with me isnt ordinary. Heh? Not ordinary? What do you mean? I cant say it out loudly. Actually(gloop gloop) PERPERVERT!!! Wait wait wait. What just happened!? Also, every day, well(buzz buzz) DOES, DOES JAPANESE LAW ALLOW FOR THAT KIND OF THING!? I can sense that person trying to hook up shaking from afar. What in the world did my sister say to him!? Not good! If I dont stop it soon, itll become really unbelievable! I hurriedly rush over there. Theres a tingling premonition ringing inside me. No, its too early for you to be shocked. Also, based on my brothers requests, Ill even use a (buzz) or (gloop) ARE YOU FOR REAL!? PLEASE DONT CAUSE THE COMMON SENSE WITHIN ME TO COLLAPSE!! Hold on a moment, nee-san! What are you saying!? Ugh!? Ne, nee-san? You mean this guy Well, I dont know what you heard, but its all a misunderstanding. YOU, YOU APPEARED! YOU DEMONIC PERVERTED LITTLE BROTHER!! YOURE A BEAST THAT DOESNT CARE ABOUT GENDER OR RELATIVES!! HOLD ON A MOMENT! DONT RUN AWAY WITH SUCH A MISUNDERSTANDING! I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE WAIT!! The guy hurriedly ran away. What should I doI, probably wont be able to use the bathhouse at this seaside next year Seriously. That kind of person really troubles me a lot. To me, youre the most troublesome one, nee-san Its really great that theres a huge difference in age between me and my sister. If I end up having to go to the same school with this kind of sister, Ill definitely become a kid who wont go to school. Akihisa-kun, a little to the right! Not there, Aki. Its to the left! Yoshii-kun, forward! I can only rely on everyones voices as I have a cloth tied around my eyes, covering my sight as I walk towards the watermelon. Normally, Ill definitely trust Himeji-sans suggestion, but when my eyes are sealed, I cant tell if thats the real Himeji-san or Hideyoshis mimicry. No, maybe Hideyoshis mimicking Minami. In that case, Minami may be lying to be to fool me, but its dangerous to think that way too. Aki-kun. Turn 32 degrees to the left, walk 4.7m straight in that direction. Akihisa. Its actually the other way. I can hear nee-san and Muttsurinis voices. However, everyones saying things while directing me to completely different directions, so I cant tell which one is the correct one. In that case, everyones just leaking fake information to me, right? In that case, Ill just trust Yuujis suggestion. Hell give fake information instead of telling the truththat guy will say the truth while pretending to do that. With that, Ill be able to tell where the watermelon is! I prick my ears to look for Yuujis voice. Then, what will he tell me? Yuuji. Hows this swimsuit? Even if you ask me how, Ive seen it before. No feelings about it. You definitely didnt look at it properly. Look closely. Oi! Dont touch me in such a getup! Youre touching me in a lot of places! Dont worry. Hoho. I see. I gather the information I got and draw a map in my mind. The targets 47 degrees behind me on the left, 3.4m straight down the path. If I know where the place is, I wont hesitate in my actions again. Then, Ill just have to swing the bat down at full strength. DDDIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!! UUUWWWWOOOHHHH!! That was close!! Damn! It doesnt feel like I hit! I missed! Ahh, sorry Yuuji. I mixed you up with the watermelon. After saying that, I take off the cloth covering my tablecloth. The bat landed several millimetres in front of Yuuji. That bastard! He managed to dodge it at the last minute! Id say, Akihisayou obviously went right over at Yuuji after hearing his voice, right? Ahaha, what are you saying, Hideyoshi? Thats a huge misunderstanding. I definitely wont admit such a thing. Well, dont mind, Hideyoshi. Akihisas just looking for the watermelon. Right, Akihisa? Yeah, thats right. I immediately agreed with Yuuji. The guess that he wanted to beat Yuuji for having a passionate hug with the pretty Kirishima-san really hurts me. Im a very forgiving and understanding person here. Then, its my turn. Akihisa. Hand me the bat. No no. What are you saying? Havent you been failing all this time? Dont say that, Akihisa. Didnt everyone go through a round before this? Its the second round now, isnt it? Shouldnt it be my turn? No no no. I think its fair to go the other way at the second of the second round. Let me challenge again. We continue to grab onto the bat tightly while smiling at each other. Itll be over if I step aside here. Ill lose the chance to cease this guys breathing. We, well, Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun. Itll be a pity to smash this rare watermelon. I think well end the watermelon splitting here Dont worry, the watermelon definitely wont be crushed (here). You guys, what are you planning on hitting Well see after we beat it. The bloody Watermelon Splitting finally ended peacefully. Its now noon. The guys brought the watermelon over, so this time, the girls are to buy fried noodles and curry. I say, Yuuji. What is it? My shoulders feel a lot lighter. What a coincidence, me too. The irritating feeling we had since just now disappeared completely. As expected, thats The jealous stares due to the girls have disappeared, right? Yeah. Really, those were troublesome. Its eyecatching when beauties are around, but the guys beside them will have it a little tough. I guess theyre definitely thinking that the standards between the guys and girls are different. Eh? Speaking of which, wheres Muttsurini? Ahh. He said that hes going somewhere to clean the camera lens. Fm~m. He dirtied it with his nosebleed again, right? Even so, he was running all over the place. Well, thats the guy called the Silent Pervert. Yuuji and I talk as we look around each other. We think about couples when we talk about seasides, but when we look at things for real here Its really unexpected to have an all-female group here. Hm? Thats true. But as therere guys trying to hook up, its to be expected to have women getting hooked up. Thats true. Hooking up, hooking upI always thought this kind of thing only happens in light novels or manga. I didnt expect them to appear right beside me Sorry to keep both of you waiting. Were back. Wel, welcome back. You spent quite some time. Were there a lot of people? As I was spacing out, the girls carrying different foods and drinks came back. No, its not that there were a lot of people Hideyoshi mused unhappily as he carries a plastic juice bottle. Did something happen? People approached us again. Huh? Again? Most likely, its because there were only girls. Its better for us to go with them after all. We shouldnt have listened to them saying Because you guys brought the watermelon. Minami-chan and Shouko-chan were bullied quite a lot especially just now. It was really annoying. Himeji-san gave a wry look at Minami and Kirishima-san. Really, this is the one thing I really~ cant deal with Im, scared too. Those two who were harassed showed tired expressions. Well~ that was tough on you. Cant you just deal with them using your normal strength? Yuuji and I reach our hands out to grab the things in both peoples hands. Hey hey, that kind of attitude wont do, Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun. PAK. Kudou-san reached her hands out to grab our hands. Even if you say that its this kind of attitude were showing Whats not right about it? Whats not righthaayou two really dont understand a womans heart Kudou-san gives an exaggerated expression as she says. I find that there should be no problems with nee-san aroundan unhappy voice butts in before I can say that. Aki, are you saying that you wont mind even if Im troubled? I find that a little cold, Akihisa-kun. Ah, no, I dont mean it that way Minami and Himeji-san are looking right at me. I dont have that intention, but just that I find that theres no need to worry Yuuji. Hm? Yuuji, you should be more jealous and worried. Im worrying in my own way OW OW OW! Hold on a moment! I dont understand what you want from me! Ill teach you until you understandbodily. GUUUAAAHHHH!!! Kirishima-san is showing her feelings in a straightforward manner as she angrily unleashed her rage on Yuuji. Yeah. Aki and the rest should be more worried about us. Yeahit doesnt feel too good if theyre not even a little jealous Then, lets make him worry a little. Maybe he''ll understand. Okay, lets try to be a little bad. Hm? Whats the matter, Himeji-san, Minami? Minami and Himeji-san beside me are muttering something to each other. What are they talking about? Hey, Mizuki. Its not good if such people pop up randomly. Right. Its not good. Why must Minami and Himeji-san say such things to me? EH? Do you often get requests, Minami, Himeji-san? I never heard of it up till now. Yeah. Well, theres a lot of times! Yes. Well, anytime! Both of them emphasized this in a weird way. But your reactions just now dont seem like youre used to it Tha, thats not true! Were so scared that we couldnt even let out our voices! Tha, thats right! Its like what Mizuki said! Youre unable to understand when youre an airhead and have no luck with love! Ugh. How rude, calling me an airhead and having no chance with love. Thats not true! Even if I want to hook up some girls, its rather easy Akihisa-kun, what do you mean by easy? Aki? Whats easy? Why is it that I feel that Ill be killed if I say that I can easily do something like hooking up girls? Well, easy, as in Are you saying that you can do it? Akihisa-kun? What are you saying, Aki? Its impossible for you to get any girls, right? Mm. Thats right. Its not like you to go get some girls, and its impossible for you to do so. You cant bluff. Mmm. Aki-kun. People have things theyre suited and not suited to do. Youre not suited for love at all, so I think that your relationships with the other gender will only be at the friend level. Mmmm. Even nee-san interrupted as she eavesdrops on us. Its really pitiful of me to be told off like that. Even I can still try to get girls! Even you too, Yuuji. You dont understand what girls thinkthats why youre not popular. Ku! You actually said it! Yuuji groaned as Kirishima-san pinched his face. Its amazing that he can still talk in such a situation. Really, you have to reflect on this, Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun? Prez too, forgive them for this. The drinks we bought will become warm, you know? On hearing Kudou-sans words, Kirishima-san grudgingly lets go of Yuujis face. (Damn it, I just cant accept it.) (Yeah. Its ridiculous that theyre angry at us.) I grumbled to Yuuji, whos released. Did we really do something to anger them? (And theyre throwing tantrums over how theyre being pursued? Why are they calling us cold-hearted? Impossible.) (Yeah. Theyre just blindly saying that Im not suitable for love. If I show my stuff, I can do) Anything. As I was about to say this, I see something around my friend. Thatsa rare scene Muttsurini coming back while holding a camera and talking to unfamiliar people. Whos he talking to? I say, youre holding a good camera. ??? If possible, can you take a photo of me too? Sure, no problems. Really? Thank you. Ah, thats right, Have a picture with us too? How about a summer memory? Ahaha. Thats fine too. This kid looks rather cute. GUOH! Wha, what is it, Akihisa!? What did you just see!? A blood-cough inducing scene happens right in front of me. How, how is that possible! Such athing! Pull yourself through, Akihisa! What did you just see!? Hehooked up Huh? What are you saying? Muttsurinigot hooked up, by some girls! Har? What nonsense are you saying. At least say something with common sense when you dream Wow. Youre really a photography genius, you know!? Amazing! Its well taken! Just, an ordinary skill. Youre at it again. Youre rather cute when youre shy. GUOAH!! Blood came out of Yuujis mouth. Im, impossible! Why, not us but Muttsurini! Impossible, this is impossible Unbelievable. No, I dont want to believe! Well, Yuuji. What? If, just if. Yeah. Thats right. One out of ten thousand. One out of hundred million. I find it impossible, and its definitely an illusion, but maybe Are we the only ones amongst the gang who havent had anyone hooking up to us!? Don, dont say such stupid things! How can there be such a thing! Tha, thats right! Thats impossible! What am I saying! Right!? At least think some more no matter how stupid you are! Yuuji and I let out dry laughter as we break out cold sweat. Right. Im just thinking too much! Ahaha, ahahahaha. But. Then, why hasnt anyone talked to us. Gu The girls got talked to twice in such a short time. If thats the case, we can say that theres a difference in acceptance levels between guys and girlsbut its completely different if even Muttsurinis talked up by a girl. As expected, its just like what nee-san said. Im a kid no one likes At that time, I had been thinking that I might be popular if Im a little taller and build up some muscles. So it cant work? No no, calm down, Akihisa. Leaving aside the girls, doesnt Muttsurini look silent and harmless on first glance? Hes just easy to talk to. Well, its true that Muttsurinis of a completely different type from us. If I have to say it, its his silence and stealth action. Yeah, so its too early to decide if were popular or not. Leaving aside you, how is it possible for me not to be popular? Ye, yeah. Were just the types whore hard to hook up with, so its not like were not popular at all! Thats right! We havent had girls talking to us, but its definitely easy for us to hook up girls if were serious! Thats right! What do they mean by you have no reason to get hooked up! Ill show them! Thats the spirit, Akihisa! Just like that, well show them how were like when were serious! Yeah! Lets show everyone how popular we can be when were serious! I wont let them think that were not popular! Right right! As so, Yuuji and I head to the beach to hook up some girls to protect our prides. And after that, when we looked back at it, wecould only call ourselves mad at that time. Speaking of whichhave you ever hooked up someone before, Yuuji? Not at all. Me too Yuuji and I are looking for targets on the beach. Well only create quarrels with guys around, so we aim for girls only groups. Also, if therere two of them, the number will be just right. The problem will be about how should we begin. But you dont have to worry about that so much, Akihisa. Just follow those that succeed and well be fine. Follow? As in, we imitate those we see? Yeah, thats right. Imitate, imitate Then, from who? Didnt you see it just now? How Muttsurini got hooked up by girls? Ah. Thats right. That looks like a successful example. Even though the other party was the one that approached them, a success is a success, and this a big success. Were not the same type as him (this is very important), and even if we cant do so, well be able to hook up successfully if we follow what he does. In other words, aim for those who intend to take photos? Yeah. Therere a lot of people who want to leave some memories at a tourist spot. Well just have to look for a group with girls only and have cameras. Fm fm, I see. Its really a great idea. But will there be a group wholl agree to our request like that? Isnt the first step of trying to hook up the first step? Theres no other way. Lets do it before talking. Well, youre right. First, we look around the coast. Theredoesnt seem to be such a group around. A group of girls intending to take photos Any luck, Akihisa? Nonenone at allwhat about you? Me too. Yuuji and I have our eyes widened like plates as we look for targets. We cant find such a nice group. Its not that easy after all. Trying to hook up is probably like this. Dont mind. Just find the type of person that matches your interests. It should be rather easy after that. Yeah. Theres nothing difficult besides looking for targets. We continue to look around as we move. If we can find anyone that fits us, well just talk to them by saying do you mind us taking photos for you? And then, well ask subtlely wherere you from to continue the conversation. If we can create a start to this conversation, things will proceed smoothly. Thats right, the biggest problem is to find the chance to talk. And then, as I consider this, I think, The biggest problem is how to find a chance to talk. Thenhow about someone else continues instead of the person talking? What should the person do? With what? Maybe The one whos approaching should have rather different conditions from the one continuing the conversation. Besides, theres no problem for the first person to start the conversation, but itll be disadvantageous if the other person tries to talk. In the worst case, one side will fail, while the other side will succeed. Things will probably end up like that. I really like the situation where I succeed while Yuuji fails. That will be the best situation. But, if, just if, what if that situations reversed! The thought alone is scary. I look aside, and Yuuji looks like hes thinking about a plan too. Is that guy thinking about the same thing as me? Wha, what is it, Akihisa? Whats with that I feel this is a bad situation look on your face? Ah, ahaha. What are you saying, Yuuji? Its just your imagination. Youre giving that Im going to get mine stolen look on your face too, you know? Don, dont say such stupid things. I never thought about such a thing in my mind up till now in this life of mine. Yuuji and I grin at each other. Yeah. Its not good to steal. Its really stupid to break friendships just to hook up with others. Even if I do that, I wont get any Im taking it then~ Here, a smile. Eh? Hm? What is it? Sorry~ the memory cards full~ Ill delete a few now. Please wait~ Really, you should have said so earlier~ UOOOOHHHH!!! On hearing that, we immediately sprinted on the beach. My body, please be as light as a feather now! YOU BASTARD, AKIHISA! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING SO FAST!? JUST RUN BEHIND ME! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING SO FAST, YUUJI!? ITS UGLY TO SEE YOU UNCOMPOSED! YOURE FAR BELOW ME, SO JUST FOLLOW ME FROM BEHIND! ILL START THE CONVERSATION FIRST! NO~! I DONT BELIEVE IN WHATEVER YOU DO! LEAVE IT TO ME HERE! KUH! YOU WISH! Yuuji and I continue to argue with each other as we dash. Were not used to running on the beach, and as expected, its as hard to run on it as we imagined. But the conditions are equal! Anyway, hurry up and run! Kept you waiting! Ill take a photo~ Okay~ Better take it well this time~ UOOHHHH!!! We, we made it! They havent finished! Now, I just have to take the photo before Yuuji arrives. Hah hah hahonee-sanshaa haayoure very pretty Hah hah hahif possiblehaa haaplease let me take a photo, haa haaof you in swimsuits Nohaa haaIll take ithaa haa, for youhaa haa. To think, that theyll actually call the cops What exactlywas wrong with that It was such a rare chance, but those big sisters reactions were extremely cold. If it wasnt for the fact that we made the snap decision to run away, we might be eating pork chop rice in the interrogation room. Maybe its hard to get into a conversation by asking to take a photo. Look, unlike Muttsurini, thats no way were suited to hold a camera. Thats true. We dont look like people wholl take pictures well. Thats right. Thats definitely the case. Its not that were not popular. Then, lets change our method of approaching our targets. Thatll be a better idea. Yuuji and I arent suited to take photos. Then, we might have better luck using another method instead of doing such a thing that requires skill. Right! Lets do this. After thinking for a while, Yuuji claps his hands. Hm? You thought of a good idea? Yeah. Leave it to me. Yuuji stands proudly as he guarantees. As expected of a man reliable in such a situation. Listen up, Akihisa. Everyone, not just women alone, like to be praised for being good looking, right? Well, youre right. Theyll definitely not be angry if theyre praised. So, well first praise their looks, and then find a chance to be intimate with them. How about it? Ohh, I see. So we praise them for being pretty, right? Ahh. But normal praise alone wont work. We wont be able to develop on the topic in that case. Things like you look like an actress or like a model will workjust say anything that can be a form of praise. A metaphor or something, huh? Hm~in other words, to emphasize on the strong points well? Can I do that? Then, lets practice for a while. Lets seeas for the girls over there, if you praise them, what will you say to them? Yuuji points at a couple walking who look like university students on the beach, the girl; lets see, shes rather slim, is wearing shades, and has a nice tan body. Looks as cool as a beach volleyball player. How about that? Thats right. Im thinking about that too. Then, what about there? This time, Yuuji points at a big sister under the umbrella. Shes wearing a white parka on top and a pareo at the bottom. Lets see, as for that person looks like shes a princess avoiding the heat here. Yeah. Youre right. I feel the same. I see. So thats how we praise someone. Now that we learn how to do so, this might work. Not bad. Can we use this strategy? Of course. Yuuji nods as he stands up. The tactics perfect. And so, the problem is the chance to talkeh? Perfect timing. Therere two girls walking in front of us, and they dropped their towels. This is a rare opportunity! We, well, onee-sans! You dropped your towels! I immediately call out to them and shout at them. Im definitely stammering because of thirst, not nervousness! Eh? Ah, really. Thanks for helping us pick them up. No no, its just a small favor. I hand the towel I pick up to the onee-sans. Using this chance, we stare at their faces intently. What can we say about them? What can we praise about them! Well~ speaking of which, youre rather pretty, onee-sans. Yuuji says these appropriate words for now to hold the situation. Now we can find time to look for metaphors. Eh? Re, really? What? Are you, trying to approach us? The onee-sans didnt show disgusted looks. It feels good. This chancewe definitely wont let this chance get away. I have to notice the parts I should praise appropriately. Yuuji gives me this hint. The good things these two have are is here! Well, both of you look good, like models. Me too. Both of you have nice figures. Yuuji and I continue to praise them. These two big sisters have large breasts. We have to praise them here. Really, such sweet tongues~ Youre high school students, right? Youre rather good at trying to talk people up even though youre not grown up yet. The impression they give feels even gentler. Its perfect up till now. Now, if we can finish it off perfectly with a metaphor. No no, this isnt just some random bluffing. No. we really think of it this way. Yeah, thats true. Your figures are really great, onee-san, just like We take deep breaths, and say the decisive line in unison. JUST LIKE NAKED MODELS IN ERO BOOKS!! The one on the right must be thinking of conquering the world. Definitely right. Those two onee-sans will definitely become world champions in the future. Right now, our lower jaw and legs are still trembling. This is the first time were beaten by women we met for the first time. Yuuji and I are sitting together at the beach, hugging our knees in as we watch the sunset. Eh? Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun? Why werent you around just now? What were both of you doing? Wow, your faces are swollen. What exactly happened? Did you fall? Himeji-san, Minami and Kirishima-san are walking by. This, this is badits too unlucky for us if things are revealed before we can hook up any girl. It, its nothing, right Yuuji? Oh, ohhjust a little tripover, right, Akihisa? The three sets of eyes are staring at us intently. This is dangerous. Then, Yuuji, its about time to see who swims faster! Yeah, Akihisa! I wont lose this time! Ahaha. Well, swimmings fun! Right? Then, lets begin! Yeah! The piercing stares behind us are really painful. 30 minutes later It was going well just now. Who asked you to say unnecessary things just now, Yuuji!? No~pe, thats not true! Its because you spouted nonsense! No! Its because you ruined it by saying ridiculous things, Yuuji! Dont try to worm your way out of this, you idiot! What did you say, you piece of scum!? After that, we tried talking up several groups, but there were no success at all as the failures continued to pile up. Oi, lets stop. Theres not going to be an outcome to our arguing. Yeah, this is meaningless in the first place. We put down our hands that were grabbing each other. This isnt the problem now. Hey, Akihisa, I just thought of something. What? Maybe the reason we didnt succeed is because we werent going serious just now? Youre saying? Those people dont fit our tastes, so we subconsciously kept our strength for failure. Isnt that the case? Eh? Is that so? Ahh, thats the super-ego. Super-ego. Allit feels really inexplicable to hear such a difficult term as the reason, and sure sounds like it. Then, what should we do? Just look for those whore our type? Hmour typeits tough for me. I dont even understand fully whats the type I like Just kidding. To be honest, its really too bad to use this as an excuse. Well, yeah. Its not like us to say that we didnt do our best at this stage. Yeahright, lets challenge another group like a man, and give up if we fail. Yeah, thats right. Its about time for us to head back to everyone. Were moving at a high pace now, but even so, its been an hour since we came out. We came out running because we were angry, but its rare to be here with everyone. Itll be a waste to do such a thing here. Time to give up soon. Then, lets walk around and find people suited to us. Right. We step on the sand and walk towards where everyones gathered. Its because of the people calling the police that we found ourselves running to a rather far place before we knew it. theres not a lot of people around, and we probably wont spend much time going back. Reallyso were not popular men in the end. I really dont want to admit it. Well, I sort of guessed it in the beginning. Peoples been telling us this since before. These incidents reinforce that fact, so the impact isnt as great here. Lets treat this as a good lessonhm? ? What is it, Yuuji? Yuuji, who has his hands cupped behind his head, suddenly stops. Hes staring at the front. Whos there. I follow Yuujis stare, and see two girls there. Heh~ those are nice cute girls~ The two girls look rather tall and slender. They should be of our ages, right? The final battle will be against those two! Yuuji says excitedly to me. One of them is a nice beauty with thin eyes and chestnut-colored hair tied at the back, while the other one is a cute girl with hair left at the waist. I dont know their figures as theyre wearing parkas and haoris, but at least we know that they dont look too fat or too skinny. Well, these people are most suited as our final opponents. It cant be helped if we fail against that kind of opposition. Its best if we want to make a retreat here. Then, lets go. Oii, those two! After saying that, Yuuji immediately runs over to those two. He sure looks rather motivated. Do they suit his tastes? In order not to lose the chance, I too follow Yuuji as I strut over. Eh? What is it? Is there something? We hear their responses. It sounds different from the cold impression they give. Both of them sound really cute, and for some reason, a little unexpected. Ahwell, we came to the seaside to play, so we got lost. There arent people around, so were asking for help like lost kids. It looks like this is the plan. I see, let me help out here. Then, were looking for the sea. Do you know where it is? My voice sounds weird because Im too tense. UuI did it several times, but maybe Im not suited to do this kind of thing Eh? The sea. I think you can see it from here, no? Youre weird~ are you thinking of approaching us? Giggles. Both of them laughed. Huh? Thats an unexpectedly nice impression. It cant be helped then. Well bring you to the seaside. Lets hold hands. Well bring you there. After saying that, the chestnut-colored hair girl grabs Yuujis hand. Eh? Ahh, no! Were not saying that you have to do this! Yuuji is flabbergasted by the sudden intimate action. I guess hes shocked by the unexpected development. Then, let me hold your hand and lead you there too. The other person speaks up too. For some reason, she trembles and reaches her hand out to me. EH? The, theres no need for you to do this just for me, right? I cant help but take a step away. Wha, whats with this situation? Whats going on? Is this where they contact the yakuza to drag us to a no-man-place and deal with us there? I look at the persons face, trying my best to understand her intention, but the eyes hidden under the bangs arent looking at me, so I cant tell what shes thinking. She sounds energetic, but is very introverted. Dont be scared, alright? Lets hold hands~ After saying some really weird words, that girl reaches her hand out to my arm. Why is it that shes holding my arm now!? Here here, dont be shy. Alright, were going down the sea, alright? Eh? Ah, hold on. Okay okay. Lets go into the water~ Im brought to the seaside as I didnt even have the chance to refuse. I look aside, and beside me, Yuuji nearby is in the water. Anyway, lets meet up. I think of heading to Yuuji. But the girl pulling my hand suddenly stops. I turn to look at her. So she cant really swim? No, its nothing. Just go to the sea then~ She sounds rather energetic, but why is she just standing there?? It feels weird. Hey, are you feeling alright? Or is it That somethings bothering you? As Im about to ask this question, I can see Yuuji and the other girl. Oh, what is it? The hair color fadedeh? Its black? The tip of the hair entered the sea, and the color changed. That girls hair changed from the chestnut color to a pretty pitch black. Eh? The hair color just changed. That means the colors sprayed over or something? Why must she do that? My hair colors normally black. Suddenly, the girls tone changed. Thatsa clear voice from the valedictorian I often hear. Thats right. Our valedictorian. In other words, shes one of my friendsKirishima Shouko-san. Is that so? So thats how it is. Its no wonder why shes so pretty. I wondered why Yuuji was so motivated. It cant be helped if its Kirishima-san Kirishima-san!? How is it possible!? Why is she here!? Was she following us when we met!? Were our acts seen through!? Is this girl pulling my hand an assassin!? But this girl doesnt look like Himeji-san or Minami or nee-san or Kudou-san, and the voice isnt like theirs. Did they ask someone else for help!? As I look flustered, that person slowly says, The speaker will enter the water if I go in further. That voice belongs to a very close friend of mine. Eh? Ill be troubled if the equipments spoiled. This tone, this voice; is this person Dont tell meMuttsurini!? (Nods). The person, who nods and takes off the wig, is my classmate in disguise. The, then, the voice just now is? Sorry Akihisa. Its me. If I had noticed it properly, I can find that the voice came from the collar of Muttsurinis parka. Ahh, is that so? So he doesnt want the speaker to enter the water. In that case, this guys pretending to have faulty equipment and even asked Hideyoshi to voice over, dressed himself up in a female outfit, and push Yuuji and me into a trap. Theres no benefit to Muttsurini himself for doing this. Muttsuriniwhy, must you do such a thing? How is it that our friends would trap us like this without benefit? This guy may be a pervert, but hes someone wholl definitely not do such things. On hearing my sullen question, Muttsurini lowers his head and answers, If I refuse, I feel that Ill be killed! That moment of chilling feeling doesnt look like its my imagination. Hahaha, hais that, is that so? So even the assistant Muttsurini feels that hell be killed I cant help but look over at Yuuji. I cant see Kirishima-sans expression, but I can see it clearly from Yuujis stoned expression. Yuuji. Yes. Seiza Eh? Seizait doesnt seem appropriate at such a place. Seiza. Well. This is the middle of the sea. Ill end up drinking seawater if you make me sit in a seiza position here. How many times do you want me to repeat it? Ill do it. Ploop. Even Yuujis head is dipped in water. Kirishima-san then gently presses her hand on his head. I see. So our acts were revealed Hey, Muttsurini. What is it? Nee-san and the rest, theyre angry, arent they? One right hand, she said. Is that so One right handughlooks like it will hurtno, I dont want to go back Anything can be broken except for that one right hand. (Splatter) Akihisa. This world isnt so kind so as to forgive you even if you cry. Muttsurini doesnt have any intention of letting me go as I struggle. Looks like this guy will be punished if he lets me get away. I can see from how hes grabbing me with unnatural strength. Akihisa-kun, you should hurry back now, alright? Ich freue mich darauf, Sie sehr zu treffen. Bereiten Sie sich bitte cor zu sterben, Aki? Aki-kun. Nee-sans really sadthat shes going to lose a little brother. Hu, hurry up and run away, Yoshii-kun! These three really want to Buzz. Kudou-sans voice disappears from the speaker before she can finish. Hey, Muttsurini. What? Didnt you say you want the 2000 ero books? I value my life more than that. Ahh, you really like to joke around. Arent you a man amongst man who will bet your life on ero? Im wearing a girls outfit now. No no, thats just the appearance. Your true nature isnt like that, Muttsurini. Akihisa. It was nice knowing you." WHATS WITH THAT FAREWELL LINE OF YOURS!? OF COURSE YOURE GLAD! TOMORROW, THE DAY AFTER, ILL CONTINUE LIVING HAPPILY FROM TODAY ONWARDS! ILL BE HAPPY IF I CAN LIVE! Thats, right! Ifeel, the same! DONT CRY, MUTTSURINI! WHY MUST YOU SHED MANLY TEARS HERE!? YOU MIGHT AS WELL LET ME GO HERE IF YOURE WILLING TO CRY! DAMN, DAMN IT! WHATS WITH THIS MONSTROUS KILLER COAST!? I MIGHT AS WELL END UP BARRICADED WWAAAHHHHH!? THEYRE HERE!? SOMEONES SWIMMING OVER REALLY FAST!!! Farewell, Akihisa. The seabed was so dark, so silentso cold. Volume 6.5, Fumizuki Academy News —— [Columns] Volume 6.5, Fumizuki Academy News -- [Columns] Himeji Mizuki''s 3-Minute Cooking Lesson! Today''s dish: A Beef and Potato Stew That Will Melt Even "That Special Someone''s" Mouth! Ingredients (Serves 4): 4 Potatoes 200g Beef 1 Onion 4 tbsp. Soy Sauce 3 tbsp. Sugar 1 tsp. Salt 45cc Sulfuric Acid (Usually used as a preservative, so you can keep the food tasty!) Small amounts of Potassium Nitrate (If a vinegar-like taste is desired, add a small amount of chloroacetic acid. Its gamma variant melts at 53 C, and solidifies when cooled. Those who dislike that sour taste can take out the crystals after refrigeration. You may get better feelings from your significant other if you try harder to suit his tastes!) Cooking Directions Peel onion and potatoes, cutting them into appropriately-sized pieces. Pour some oil into a pot and saute the onions. When the onions become translucent, add the cut beef and potatoes and saute. After stirring to a good amount, add water, sugar, soy sauce, and salt. Let the mixture simmer. When the sauce''s color changes a bit, add 45cc of sulfuric acid. Side bubble: When exposed to sulfuric acid and heat, the starch (C6H10O5)n in the potatoes will hydrolyze into monosaccharides, which adds a lot to the sweetness! After a bit of simmering, shut off the heat, and add the chloroacetic acid and potassium nitrate. Mix well, and turn on the heat again to simmer. Side bubble: At this time, the metal part of the pot will begin to melt. If a hole opens at the bottom of the pot all the sauce will be lost, so it is important to finish preparation as quickly as possible! Turn off the heat, contact a professional to process the remaining liquid in the pot, and it''s done. Remember not to dirty the kitchen, as this is a rule that any chef must obey. With this meat and potato stew, that special person''s tongue will definitely, definitely become addicted! (and sticky) You can''t go wrong! Note: "Sticky" and "Addicted" are synonyms in Japanese. The chemical reactions shown in this recipe: NaCl (salt) + CH2ClCOOH (chloroacetic acid) --> CH2ClCOONa (sodium chloroacetate) + **HCl (hydrochloric acid)** KNO3 (potassium nitrate) + H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) -> **HNO3 (nitric acid)** + KHSO4 (potassium hydrogen sulfate) Hydrochloric Acid + Nitric Acid -> Aqua Regia (King''s Water) Aqua Regia -- A more potent acid than hydrochloric acid and nitric acid, and is especially dangerous to humans. Besides "that special person''s tongue", even his spine will melt. DISCLAIMER: Mizuki Himeji-san and the taste-testers around her have received special training. This is a dangerous method, and ordinary people should pay extreme attention to not attempt this. Volume 6.5, Me and the Seaside and the Festival Uproar (Second Half) Volume 6.5, Me and the Seaside and the Festival Uproar (Second Half) Arre? This, where is this? I seem to see a very pretty flower field therebut its covered with fog, so I cant really tell. Thats weirdI remember I was playing at the beach, right? What I see in front of me is a wide river. Thats definitely not the sea. Butterflies are fluttering amidst the blooming flowers. I can vaguely smell sweet flowers and fruit. Its like Im in an imagination. Its so pretty it looks otherworldly I cant help but mutter to myself. Yeah. If I have to say it, this place looks like it links to that world or something Wait, not good! Will I really die if I dont go back!? Isnt this the real Sanzu river in the first place!? Am I dying!? Over here! Hurry over here! Its nothing scary! This is a good place! Therere all sorts of nice things to eat. All sorts of entertainment everywhere! Hiii! Theyre calling me! Those unfamiliar people on the other side are waving at me and calling me to go over! Speaking of which, isnt the one on the right most side my dead grandfather!? Not good! Itll be bad if I listen to them! I look closely, and see my great-grandmother and my relatives who died in a traffic accident. Its a gathering of the dead people Im familiar with! I have to hurry up and say goodbye to this place Dont be scared, Akihisa. This side is a nice place. ''NOT THERE, YUUJI! WHY ARE YOU WAVING AT ME!? CANT YOU JUST MIX AROUND WITH THE PEOPLE OVER THERE! YOULL REALLY BE UNABLE TO COME BACK!'' Hahaha, dont be scared, Akihisa. Cant you see that Im very healthy here? Theres no need to worry about coming here, right WAKE UP, YUUJI! FASTER! YOURE BECOMING AN EVIL SPIRIT! HALF OF YOUR BODY HAS BECOME A SPIRIT! Ah really, Im sorry here. But thats not the case, Akihisa. Its really good here. Im happy here everyday Is, is that so? Is it really alright? You arent lying, are you, Yuuji? Yeah, of course its fine. Its really fun, very fun, fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!! FAREWELL, YUUJI! I WONT FORGET YOU! I turn around and dash away from the riverbank with all my strength. So that guys a lose cause! Farewell, my bad friend. Ill continue living for your sake at least! I cant accept that youre the only one being saved The curse rained on my back feels abnormally real and scary. Were actually still alive AhhI cant really remember, but I think we really went to hell once To be honest, Id thought that you guys lost it when you were sleeptalking The four of us are in the pension living room, sitting on the sofa, glad that everything is over. Its really a wonderful thing to still be alive. Looks like we didnt have any amnesia; we definitely must thank God for giving us a strong body. But this is really unexpected. Hm? What is it? See, didnt we do something really bad, Yuuji? Yeah, thats right. And you went off to hook up other girls even though youre with girls. Its very rude. Muttsurini tells us off. Yes, were reflecting on it But dont you find that the punishment is a little too light? Yeah. Its really soft of them to let go of us like that. Id feel that it cant be considered light of you to be punished till a near-death experience Unfortunately, the people around us seem to be different from the world, so I guess we shouldn''t be bothered about it. That means. Yeah. Theres still that move later. As expectedhow depressing What should we do? Shall we run? No, we cant run until we understand their intentions. If they forgive us, well end up angering them even more. In other words, well end up alerting them? Yuujis right here. Its a happy trip, so maybe everyones in a good mood and forgave us. If we think of it this way, itll be really stupid of us since were going to be pursued again if we run. And arent we going to a festival in a town nearby? They cant possibly do anything outrageous even if they want toI, believe Well, so well be holding food for them or treating them to something Isnt that just like normal? Well, that sounds like it. Well, whatever. Yeah. Well die if we run anyway. Well just lose out if were concerned here. Yeah. How optimistic. This is the trick of not feeling pressurized in life. But they sure are slow. How long does it take to change anyway? Yuuji looks at his watch. Its been past 30 minutes since the girls said theyre going to change. Even if its not like theyre going to beat us guys for changing in 5 minutes, they really spent quite some time changing. Is it really troublesome to change out of their swimsuits? Kept you waiting! The sweet voices ring, and the bedroom doors opened at the same time. You people really spent some timeohh! Oh, amazing. So youre preparing for such things. Its understandable why you spent time. I see. Yukatas. Everyones really suited for it. The girls (except Hideyoshi) walk out from the other side of the door, wearing yukatas of all sorts of colors. Theres blue, purple, pink and white. No, not just the colors, even the patterns are different. Therere Morning Glories, Peonies, even grapes. Its just feels like were at a model exhibition of new yukatas as we see the line of people there. Of course, one of the reasons is that theyre all pretty and have nice figures. Heh~ pretty~ you girls look rather attractive after changing hairstyles. Is, is that so? Himeji-san raises her sleeves and spin around a few times. Yes yes. Thats cute. I didnt expect myself to wear these too. My sister is looking at her own yukata in a rather lost manner beside Himeji-san. Speaking of which, I dont think I see a yukata in nee-sans luggage We secretly measured the sizes for everyone before this. Akira-sans yukata was prepared by Shouko-chan. Kirishima-san and nee-san are around the same height, so I guess the height should be perfect. This is the first time Im wearing a yukata. Ah, thats right. You came back from overseas, Minami. Its a little hard to walk in. It feels weird. Minami uses her hand to move the obi and skirt to try and make herself comfortable. And then, she reaches her hand in to loosen the back collar. The white slender neck that was covered in sunblock before enters my eyes. Wha, what should I say Hoo ? Wha, what is it, Aki? Ah, ahh, no! its nothing! I frantically look away from Minamis neck. Why? Why is it that I find Minamis especially attractive even though it suits everyone? (Yoshii-kun. Did your heart just flutter when you looked at Shimada-san?) Kudou-san quietly moves towards me and whispers. (Wha, what are you saying, Kudou-san! Im not) (Fufufu. Shimada-san looks really cute in that yukata, right? You see, a yukata doesnt need to worn by people with large breasts just to look good, right? In that case, Shimada-san looks really cute when she has outstanding aspects everywhere else. Yukatas are saving graces for Shimada-san and me since we have smaller breasts.) (Eve, even if you say so, I dont understand what youre saying at all.) (Hmm? Is that so? If you dont understand, Ill teach you. Watch this, okay?) Kudou-san says as she puts her hand on the collar and turns to Muttsurini. Here. !? (SPLLAATTTTEEEERRRRR) Muttsurinis face release fresh red flowers as he sees the skin revealed from the opened yukata. At that moment, my bad friend suddenly collapses to the brink of death. Mu, Muttsurini-kun!? What happened to you!? What, exactly, did I do to you? I see Muttsurini saying this begrudgingly from far away as he collapses. See? Muttsurini-kuns more excited than usual, right? Its because Im wearing a yukata even though I have small breasts, so I look more attractive. Hmabout this, I dont really understand how its any different from usual, and I dont have a feeling Is it psychology at work? I think Im seeing Muttsurini spurting more nosebleed than usual. Are you still alive, Muttsurini!? Who did such a cruel thing to you!? I, probably wont be able to make it Pull yourself through, Muttsurini! You cant die yet! But, this mightbe a good way to die Well, Id say that Im a fool for worrying for you Speaking of which, I think Muttsurini brought enough blood bags to last till tomorrow. Anyway, I hand over the blood bags Muttsurini kept chilled to Hideyoshi. Behind me, Kirishima-san is saying something to Yuuji. Yuuji, hows my yukata? I cant tell from her expression, but Kirishima-san seems to be moving towards Yuuji and showing off how she looks in the yukata. The black long hair and the bright purple yukata do match each other. Hm? Ahh, yeah~it suits you, doesnt it? Yuuji may be guilty over trying to talk up other girls as he praises Kirishima-san. What a dishonest guy. He deserves a thousand deaths. Then, do you want to want to get married with me? Not at all. Then, do you want to get married with me? Chances of it are as big as a speck of dust. Then, Yuuji Not even a speck. Do you want to live? Ohh! Youre really so cute, Shouko! Ive changed my impression of you! Youre really dishonest, Yuuji. Youthat was a threat when I said it before you continued Mother-in-law taught me that methods of earning love are unscrupulous. Kirishima-sans really not giving off. Lets go to the festival then. We might not be able to catch up if we often do such things? My sister claps her hands to prompt everyone. Is it this time already to say that we might not be able to make it? The sun just set; I think its still too early to close shops. Thats right, Akira-san. Itll be bad if we cant make it. Lets hurry. This is the second time Im at a Japanese festival. Im really looking forward to it~ Itll be bad if were late. Im really looking forward to it. lets hurry off. Lets hurry. The girls continue to repeat. Well, I just feel a little weird here. Yuuji, why are they so urgent? Who knows? Maybe the foods better than the sightseeing? Im hungry too. Its not like I dont understand how they feel. Takoyaki, yakisoba, Sukiyaki. Now that they say that, Im hungry too. I can think of the burnt chili sauce for some reason. Aki-kun, you all should get ready. Yeseh? Nee-san, were going there by car? My sisters holding onto the car keys. I thought well be walking there Yes. It takes a longer distance to reach that place than the seaside, and itll be more convenient for us to have a change of clothes if we want to carry them. Oh~ Its not easy to walk in yukatas? I think its more restraining to have a spare set of clothing just in case. Its true that we have to be concerned since Minamis not used to wearing yukatas. Then, after the seaside, lets enjoy the festive spirit summer provides. Yeah. We might get some good shots. Sure feels like summer. Were already elated just by imagining the festive songs we will hear. We use the nearby school field as a carpark, and after a 5 minute walk, and see that the park where the summer festival is held is packed full of people. Eh? Thats rare. Its a doner kebab. Nee-san muses as she sees the nameplate of the stall. Its rare? Not really. You never saw it before, didnt you? Its been 5 years since I last saw it. this kind of thing can only be seen at stalls, right? I dont really know about that, but its common. It tastes good after all. Really? Ill try it then. Ah, not good. I might have said something I shouldnt have said. Nee-sans chatting to me normally, but I dont feel that what Yuuji and I did at the seaside has been forgiven. If nee-san says to me Aki-kun, buy one for me, Ill have to shed tears and exchange the secret stash of money I worked so hard to save for this Doner kebab. How stupid I am, I said so much nonsense Do you want to have some, Aki-kun? Ill buy some for you. Alright, Ill go buy iteh, ehhhhh!? ? What is it? Ah, no, its nothing How is it possible! Its beyond what I expected! My sister didnt ask me to buy, but is treating me here! Theres definitely something fishy about it! Then Ill share it with you , nee-san. I want to try other things too. O, okay. Nee-san holds onto the purse full of money with one hand as she joins the queue. I dont know if its because there werent a lot of people or not, but she quickly arrives back with the Doner kebab. This looks delicious. Do you want to try it, Aki-kun? No, Ill go last. You can have it first, nee-san. Really? Ill treat myself thenah. Nee-san bites on the kebab thats sizzling hot. My stomach starts to growl as I see nee-san enjoy the food. Here, have some too, Aki-kun. Oh, thanks. I take the kebab nee-san hands over and takes a bite just like her. The meat sauce and spices that came oozing out of the kebab mixes with the zesty chili sauce, and the combination stimulates my appetite. The taste of beef spreads in my mouth, filling my empty stomach. Un, its nice. The light and refreshing flavors of the bun, lettuce and onions match perfectly well with the oily and greasy taste. The combination of meat, vegetables, bun and the spicy flavor of the chili sauce is the strongest combination. It seems that all the strength I used to spend the hot day rises up in me. It really matches the mood of this festival. Its really delicious. Ara ara, Aki-kun. Your mouth is that wide openso you really want to eat it. Nee-san says this, and I find myself unable to wake up from the ecstasy. Ah I ate more than half of it. Sorry nee-san. I accidentally ate too much. Ill go buy another one. No need. You can have it if you want, Aki-kun? My sister snickers as she says this. Shes really enjoying this. I wont hold back then. Here. Please do. I then finish off the rest. Ahh, its really delicious Turn over here, Aki-kun. Hm? What is it? I wolf down the last bite and swallow it, and hear nee-san calling me. What is it? Youre eating it too quickly. See? The sauces on your face. Nee-san says this and takes out the handkerchief from her pocket, and then reaches her hand to my face. Why are you rushing? Theres no one fighting against you for it. Nee-san uses the handkerchief to wipe the part covered in sauce. I can taste a sweet orange smell from the hankerchief. Tha, thanks, nee-san. Dont worry, its just a small thing. My sister smiles as she keeps the handkerchief. For some reason, it feels different from the usual atmospheredid something happen I tilt my head in a puzzled manner as I crush the bag after eating. I then hear another voice from beside me. Akihisa-kun, I bought takoyaki here. Do you want to have some? Himeji-san shows a cute smile as she hands over a box of takoyaki with one hand. This looks good too. Thank you. Can I have one? It doesnt look like Himeji-san made it anyway, so Ill gladly accept it. Its really happiness for me to gain lots of nutrients today. Okay, then Himeji-san uses the toothpick to pick up a piece of takoyaki. Ah Eh? I cant help but let out a startled voice due to this unexpected action. ? What is it, Akihisa-kun? Youre not eating it? Eh, well. I am, but Himeji-san smiles as she brings the takoyaki near my mouth. Its a little embarrassing to play this aahh game here. Ah, ahh-n Yes, here you go. I open my mouth, and Himeji-sans hand brings the takoyaki to my mouth. The soft skin and the chewy octopus mix really well with the spiciness of the sauce. This thick fragrance is really irresistible. Un. Its good, its good. Really? Thats great. Himeji-san then uses the same toothpick to pick up another takoyaki and puts it in her mouth. Why do I feel that this act looks like what couples dowell, not good! So, sorry, nee-san! This isnt an illicit relationship! I cover my head to defend. I nearly got careless because of the sudden kindness! So I cant escape from this fatal crisis after all!? As Im having wild thoughts. ? Why are you covering your head out of a sudden, Aki-kun? The expected vengeance from my sister didnt come. Eh? Arre? Whats going on? Youre really a weird kid, Aki-kun. See, youll block other peoples way by squatting at this place. Akihisa-kun, you didnt make your sister angry, so you can relax. Both of them chuckle as they look at me. Whats going on? Is this the magic of summer? Is this what they mean about how summer vacation will make people mature? Aki, why are you squatting here? You have a headache? A teasing voice comes from right above my head. I stand up to look and see Minami wearing a mask, holding a yoyo and a bag on her right hand and cotton candy on her left. No, its nothing. Dont mind. Its not that theres a commotion caused by me squatting here, but I still stand up immediately. The stares of the people around me are really making me embarrassed. Did you get dizzy because of excitement? Youre really a kid, Aki. No no. What about you, Minami? Arent you enjoying yourself too? Eh? Re, really? I dont really think so. Youre holding so many things in your hands. Wholl believe you when you say that you arent enjoying yourself. Thi, this is, you seethe big brother at the stall chose them for me, so I accidentally Looking at her getup that looks like it can fit into a picture, I think shes full of options, ready to try goldfish scooping and apple candy. You spent quite a long time living in Germany after all, Minami-san. It cant be helped. Im happy that youre happy too, Minami-chan. Nee-san and Himeji-san are giving happy looks to Minami. Aki, do you want some cotton candy? You can try some. Cotton candy~? Its been a while since I last ate it. Ill try a little then. Un. Okay, here you go. Like Himeji-san just now, Minami brings the cotton candy to my mouth. Wha, whats this? Whys everyone doing this to me? Theyre rather kind here? ? Youre not eating? Ah, Ill have some then. I take a bite off the bamboo stick, and the sweetness of the candy thats just like cotton as its name implies spreads in my mouth and melts. This taste is really memorable. I think I havent eaten it since primary school, have I not? Theres a shooting stall there. How do you play that? Ahh, shooting. You shoot the prizes lined over there with a toy gun, and if you hit them, they belong to you. Its that kind of game. Heh~ looks interesting! Ill have a look at it! Wa, wait a second, Minami! Your yukata will go out of shape if you run off like that! Its fine! Im already used to it! Minami seems to be in a good mood. Maybe this is the power of the festival at work. Yuuji, do you want yakisoba? Oh, ohh, I do. I even bought sukiyaki. That, thats really kind of you. Here, lemonade. For some reason, it feels chilly to have such gentleness here Its nothing. This is very normal. This heavenly like time lasts for half an hour or so. Hm? There seems to be some even here. Yuuji sees a sign near the open-air stage of the park. Lets see, whats this? Summer Night, Miss yukata contest! Lets find the first summer beauty in town!. Is this the grand event of the day? A beauty pageant. Looks interesting. I often hear about it, but this is one of the shows I dont get to see. Im really lucky. This festival also bears the responsibility of developing the town, so it looks like they spent quite some effort on it. Amazing. It looks like they rented out yukatas too. A chance for photos. Heh~ I didnt know theres something like a pageant here~ Everyone gathers as they surround Yuuji and me, looking at the panel. Does everyone have interest as well? Looks interesting. Kirishima-san says as she grabs Yuuji by the sleeve. This is unexpected. However, I cant really tell that Kirishima-san looks interested in any sense. Then, how about you sign up for it? I think everyone can definitely do well in it. Therere beauties around us, and theyre very suited for yukatas. Maybe they can win. No, theyll definitely win if they appear. First, the problem is whether everyone will appear. I can only give a wry smile at my own thought. Ahh, it feels good too. How about everyone try this? Well definitely have wonderful memories of it. Himeji-sans reply is really unexpected. Shes joiningthis pageant? Ehhhh!? Are you serious, Himeji-san!? You dont hate it!? Yes. Im a little embarrassed, but I can ignore that! Really, what exactly happened herethis reply is too unexpected Really really? Youre okay with it? You have to go onto the stage, you know? I ask again. Maybe Himeji-san is talking about something else. Yes, its fine. Ill work hard with everyone to make wonderful memories. Himeji-san is still smiling. Is that so? Making wonderful memoriesits true that there wont be a second year summer. Its rare for everyone to be together like this. itll be interesting if we can increase the number of memories we make. Then, lets go register. Since everyones cute, youll definitely win. On hearing that, Himeji-sans giving me a smilea radiant smile thats making my spine chilly for some reason, and tell us clearly. Yes, lets all join in! Everyone here. SCATTER!!! CRAK! Aki, wherere you running to? Yuuji everyone here has to attend the pageant. In an instant, Yuuji and I tried to escape, but Minami and Kirishima-san were standing beside us, and caught us. Their smiling faces arent changing, and the alarm within my body is ringing loudly. Wha, what are you saying? I dont understand at all Tha, thats right. I dont know the reason why were in an armlock at all. Its summer, and my body is trembling for some reason. Even if its evening, its a little chilly for this season. Haha, haa Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun. Did you actually think That your accosting in the day Can be forgiven just like that? Absolutely chilly voices and smiles. At this moment, I finally realized. Why were still alive and standing even after doing that. Why theyre miraculously so gentle to us. Thats right. Everything was Everything was a trap for this! A sin has to be repaid by punishment. Losers dogs have to be trained by whips Not good. Himeji-san and the rest are gradually infected by the atmosphere in F class. Kirishima-sans in A class, and the representative But, but even so, its impossible to have us in female costumes, right? Ye, yeah. Were guys after all, you know? I was forced to wear a girls outfit during the school festival, but it was prepared beforehand. We cant possible join the pageant in this getup anyway As Im thinking about this, the girls fold their arms while looking like theyre laughing at Yuuji and me. Even your observation skills arent acute enough, Sakamoto-kun. Yuuji, you have to use your head. Yeah. Leaving aside Aki, havent you noticed it, Sakamoto? When were on the car When were on the car? Whats going on? Aki-kun, nee-san said before, didnt I? Were driving over to prepare a change of clothes. !!! We didnt expect that! So the change of clothes isnt made for Minami, but for us!? Wa, wait a sec! its fine for the skinny Akihisa, but my size doesnt fit a female outfit! Just let Akihisa wear it alone no matter what! Yuuji puts his hands together and lowers his head to beg. Damn it! Yuuji, you bastard! Youre only thinking of getting yourself saved, you traitor!? Let go of me, Akihisa! Im not like you! Ive no interest in crossdressing at all ACK! I dont have a crossdressing fetish either! Such an uncouth man! You should be ashamed of yourself for only caring about yourself to run away! Putting me in this contest is going to drive people away here! I look like a guy no matter what. Yuuji and Yoshii, you dont know how to give up. Really, you should be mentally prepared like a man, Tsuchiya. !? (Fidgets) GAK! No you cant, Tsuchiya-kun. How can you abandon your friends and run away? Right? It hasnothing todo with me! (struggles) I know about it, Muttsurini-kun. I know you took photos of us in swimsuits and got hooked up with those big sisters at the seaside, everything. !!! (Shakes head violently) You dont have to be ashamed of it or anything. youre cute in the girl outfit just now. Youll definitely do well? !!Im, just a victim! Muttsurini continues to resist as Kudou-san grabs him. It cant be helped. Its basically impossible for us to take part in a pageant in the first place. And even if you want us to take part, its impossible for them to accept it in the first place! Tha, thats right! Its just like what Akihisa said! Even if we want to take part, we wont be able to pass through the registration phase. This isnt even a crossdressing contest. This is a contest for girls. AH, then, lets do this. I dont know if Yuuji and my prayer requests were heard. Himeji-san claps her hands as she raises an earnest idea. Go prepare first. If you cant pass the registration, well just have to give up. But if youre accepted, you boys will have to enter obediently, Akihisa-kun. How about it? I think quickly. Using my common sense, were guys even if we crossdress. Its impossible for those at the registration corner to not realize it. I have confidence in my own manliness, and theres Yuuji around. No matter how much hes dressed up, Yuujis a guy. If they realize that hes crossdressing, theyll start to suspect me. In that case, Ill get what I want, and theyll stop Yuuji, Muttsurini and me from appearing. Hm, is thatso? It cant be helpedsince they say so, Ill endure this shame for now Im an innocent bystander involved in this As long as we endure this registration time and wait for the girls anger to subside, this would be a good strategy. Ill endure it for now. Great. Then, lets begin preparations. Ill leave it to you, Kinosheeta-kun. Id understand. The one being the make-up artist is my friend, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Hideyoshi will definitely understand our feelings and hold back. Thats great. Ill leave it to you then, Hideyoshi. Im surrounded in this atmosphere as I show a look to Hideyoshi. Un, leave it to me. Id definitely let you appear in the pageant. Why such an answer? Im screaming with my eyes here. Eh? For some reason, it feels weird? Hideyoshi will do up a disguise for us thatll expose us, right? We, well, Hideyoshi? Sorry everyone. Makeups an important part of acting too. Hideyoshi says as he gives an angelic smile. Sorry, but Id wont be able to hold back. Thats too muchyoure really too muchwhy must you put in so much effort for this Whats with Tsuchiya Koumi Youre still okay, MuttsuriniIm called Hong Shiew Li hereI have to crossdress AND dress up as a Chinese Its true that you have the physique of a Chinese volleyballer, Yuuji The three of us hug our knees together as we kneel. On a side note, Im using the name Yoshii Akiko to register. Most likely, well lose something precious or so. The three of you look rather suitable in yukatas? Its truehehe. Very, cute Though Yuujis a little too short. Aki-kun. Nee-sans happy that youre so pretty. Lets all have a photo together later, everyone. In contrast, the girls surrounding us are really happy. And also, one of them would be grabbing our hands to prevent us from running away. Leaving aside Minami and Kirishima-san, why is Himeji-san able to use a grip strong enough to crush an apple here? The preliminaries will now begin! To all participants, please gather at the special stage! We hear the call from the person in charge from the side of the path. This is basically a death sentence. Looks like its starting. Lets go, everyone. Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun. You shouldnt be thinking of running away at this point, alright? It feels like were being brought away by the police. We cant seem to run away here. (Yuuji, Muttsurini, what should we do here) I can only exchange looks with them like usual. This skill is really convenient. (I dont know eitherif we cant run away, well just have to lose) (So this is the only path left) (I am so unwilling here) This tragic memory of summer doesnt seem like itll let us grow into adults. Mu? Speaking of which, why must I appear too? Hideyoshi, who''s engrossed in the makeup, finally asks the question. And now, the new plan this year will finally begin! The first Summer Miss Yukata Contest will begin here! The excited and near-deafening voice echoes through the arena. Its located in a very good location, near the clear seaside, and the place, when viewed from the stage, was filled with guests here to bath in the sea. This time, the activity is hosted with yukatas sponsored by Obatas yukatas. As the theme implies, were looking for the best beauties in yukatas! At this point, I can only think that its great were not having a swimsuit contest. The rating system will be by points. The 3 judges will have their own decisions for the preliminaries, and the finals will be judged by the judges and everyones voting! Right now, its dinner time, and there shouldnt be a lot of people in the preliminaries. If we enter the finals, well attract a lot more attention, and we might end up on the news if were not careful. Thats why we have to lose here no matter what, to prevent ourselves from losing more things that are important to us. There are 59 participants in the preliminaries, and only 10 amongst them will be able to advance to the finals! There are actually 3 guys amongst the 59 people. This Miss(?) Yukata Contest show is in a situation where it should have its name changed, since the audience watching it probably wont expect this. Then, will the first 10 people please come on stage! Im prompted by the personnel, and drag heavy steps to the stage. Amongst these ten people, there are two people Im familiar one. One of them is the mysterious Chinese Hong Shiew Li Sakamoto Yuuji, and the girl who looks like a silent pervert Tsuchiya Koumi or Muttsurini. Just 3 of us amongst these ten are guys. Its really scary. If this town wants to carry out a revival, well be the culprits ruining this financial activity. Why is it that we look like corporate spies when were just high school students? Then, lets start from entry number 1. Can we have your name, please? Yes. ErmIm Higashino Satomi, on a holiday trip from Tokyo. So youre here on holiday trip from Tokyo. I really envy you there. Then, whats your specialty? Ah, well, my specialty is The host hands the mic to the first person, and the preliminaries are finally beginning. Now, well have to take note of the important stuff. I have to lose in the preliminaries no matter what. Absolutely. However, theres another thing thats as important as this. Thats to hide the fact that Im crossdressing. I hope to be revealed when registering, but the rules now are different. Everyones looking at me on the stage. If the fact that Im crossdressing here gets revealed, itll all be over if anyone related to the school is there. Besides this ridiculous getup in crossdress, I have to take part in the pageant like this. Ill definitely become a problematic guy who believes that Ill be prettier than the girls if I crossdress here. At that time, my social status will become trash. Our mission is to hide the fact that were crossdressing and fall out of the preliminaries splendidly. Thank you. Then. Well be presenting entry number 3. Please. Not good. The mics passed to me when Im thinking here! Anyway, I must not talk about something everyone will be interested in! I cant mention things that are directed at me. Also, I cant do things that are too cute or too manly. Itll be perfect if I take note of these! With my manly appearance, I cant possibly look cute even if I crossdress. Its definitely easy for me to fail in the preliminaries. I hold the mic thats passed to me with both hands, and lower my head while not wanting to show others my face. Ye, yes. I, Im, Yoshii Akiko(fake voice) I try my best to restrain my voice. Ill show my normal voice if I speak too loudly here. What unique traits do you here? Ill just answer honestly here. Besides, I cant think of a lie out of a sudden. The, then, as for specialty, itll be cookinglike paella, spaghetti or so. Speaking of which, whats with this humiliationmy face feels like its burning Cooking, is it? So youre amazing in housework~ Then, do you do so in house too? In house? Well, I do cook at all. I do all the housework anyway. Yes, basically everyday Yeah. I cant lie here. So you do housework everyday! Its rare to see young girls do so nowadays. Your score will be very high here! Then, Ill go even furtherdo you have a boyfriend? Wont it be scary if I do!? No, not at all! Not even once I cant help but raise my voice, and I hurriedly quiet myself down. Phew, that was close. Got to control myself a little here. Ohh! This is really a blessing to all men! How about it, our sponsor and judge Obata-san? If you tell this oji-san your phone number, Ill send you pocket money later. Alright. Even though youll likely be dead if youre not the sponsor, thats not allowed, so well change the question. Yoshii Akiko-san. Whats the most concerned thing you have regarding this Miss Yukata contest? Why, why are there so many questions!? Anyway, I better say the truth if I dont want to reveal myself WellI dont really have anything thatll show my bodyline Hideyoshi probably checked on it. I wont be showing any male bones here. Based on what we can see from the blushing face, it seems that Yoshii Akiko-sans rather shy. Our yukata sponsor Obata-san, do you have any further questions to Yoshii-san? Please tell me if youre wearing any underwear. Thank you for raising an idiotic question that will excite anyone after one whole round of dily-dalying. I dont know if its my intention, but I cant stop breaking out cold sweat here. Un, underwear!? As infemale underwear!? What sort of joke is that! Even if its me, its impossible for me to fall to the extent that Im wearing female underwear! I have to dispel this misunderstanding no matter what!! At this point, I have to say it loud and clear I, Im not wearing underwear! I only have interests in wearing trunks! UOOOOHHHH!!! Yo, Yoshii-san!? Its fine for you not to answer such degrading questions! To every male guest, please dont hoot here! This isnt the kind of place! Its decided! She cant enter the finals. Its a waste of talent for her to show off in front of the fools. Youve heard wrongly! How can a sponsor call the guests a bunch of idiots!? Anyway, Yoshii Akiko-san, thank you for cooperation. Also, Im sorry for that A personnel takes away my mic and hands it to someone else. I dont understand, but since its said that I wont be able to advance, it looks like my plan succeeded. Therere weird stares looking at me, but it cant be helped as this is a pageant. Excuse us for just now. Then, lets focus on contestant entry number 4. Hello everyone. Im Imura Midori. Im here on a trip from Fukuoka. Finally, its over for me. Ill just have to watch and wait for entry number 5 Muttsurini and number 7 Yuuji. Those guys are really stupid compared to me when Im able to adapt on the fly. Im looking forwardbesides being worriedto things a little here. Is that so? So you like surfing, Imura-san. The sporty type isnt bad either, right, Obata-san? I have no interests in surfing. The tan lines match the yukata really well, right, Obata-san? Nope. If were talking about yukatas, snowy white skin will be required. Either way, this is the feeling of summer, right? Obata-san? What obvious things are you talking about? Do you think that its autumn or winter here? Dont worry! I may be like this, but Im a professional host after all! I definitely wont beat up the sponsor here! Is it my imagination? For some reason, it feels like theres a killing intent surrounding the judging table. Thank you, Imura-san. Next will be entry number 5, Tsuchiya-san. Please introduce yourself. Im Tsuchiya Koumi. Muttsurini hides his face inside his bangs and says his name with a soft hoarse voice. His attitude of trying to sneak past this is clearly reaching me. As expected, hes thinking of the same thing as me. This slightly hoarse voice is really tickling me. You came here to swim with your friends, I suppose? Yes. Your yukatas well worn. Did you put it on yourself? No, a friend helped me put it on. Is your friend here? Yes. Muttsurini lets the conversation continue while answering simply yes or no. That kind of attitude definitely wont raise interest. Hell definitely be eliminated. Then, what kind of clothing do you like other than yukatas? Cheongsams and kimono are self-explanatory and also Race Queen and Cheerleader and Cabin Attendant uniform and family restaurant waitress and female officer uniform and leotards and office ladies suits and sailor uniform and miko and maid outfits and tennis skirts and all of these seem rather good, not really? I guess that not really is just as late as a heart massage on a person thats cremated. This, is really shockingTsuchiya-san has a cold attitude and pitiful appearance, but it seems like her interest is in cosplay. Its a complete buzzkill of moe to a certain group of people! Please forget about it! (Shakes head) Ahh. He does look a little cute as he lowers his head and shakes it. Just like a little animal. Koumi! Koumi! Tr, troubled! (Flustered) The calls for Koumi can be heard from all over the arena, and the anxious Muttsurinis starts to panic. Wellits a pity, but I have to say that its decided. I didnt expect Muttsurini to have the talent of capturing other peoples hearts. Such a shocking reassurance! Tsuchiya-sans advancement into the next room is all but decided! Thank you very much, Tsuchiya-san! I, IllIll really be bothered! Even if he wants to salvage the situation, the mics handed to the next person. Its impossible to prevent Muttsurini from advancing to the next round. Farewell, my bad friend Whyam I always the one getting hurt From the corner of my eye, I see Muttsurinis shoulders dropping out of a sudden. Its divine retribution for him since he often sells photos of others crossdressing. If I have to say it, serves him right. Then, Muttsurinis part is over, and last of all, its Yuujiwhat kind of expression will he show on his turn. I wonder as I look over at Yuuji, and see that he has a relaxed smile. (Fufu. You idiots. That amount of manliness isnt enough!) We exchange glances to talk like usual. Muwhy is it that his relaxed expression really annoys me? (You better take this chance to say so, Yuuji. Youll definitely panic when its your turn.) I answer him with a stare. Its too na?ve to think that hell be the only one passing easily! Therell definitely be some mishaps happening! (What nonsense are you saying? Look at my physique. Im tall, and my frame is wide. These are all negatives no matter how you look at things. Its expected that Ill drop out in the preliminaries.) Yuuji puffs his chest in a proud manner. Its true that for that guy, that physique doesnt match someone taking part in a pageant. Ku! Too cheap! Only one person manages to escape easily! Alright, thank you everyone. Then, its now time for contestant entry number 7. This is a contestant from faraway China, Hong-san, please! (Ill show you the manliness I cant hold back here!) Yuujis eyes are saying as such as he receives the mic. Damn it! That physiques too much. That guy should suffer more! Hong Shiew Li. Nice to meet everyone. Yuujis a Chinese now, so hes deliberately talking in rough Japanese. If theres a question he doesnt know how to answer, hell just pretend to not understand. Thats a cheap designation hes using here. How despicable! This oneis a little tall here. How is it, Obata-san. It seems that its tough for the host to handle Yuuji too, and hes asking the judge here. In that case, Yuujis rating wont be high no matter what. He seems to understand too as he gives a carefree smile. At this point, the judge who has the right to determine who goes into the finals announces, Thats great. I personally like tall girls most! Ohhh! Yuuji looks like hes really shocked here!! Ohh! She got a high score from the judge! Obata-san, do you have any questions you like to ask Hong-san? How about a honey to Cambodia!? Sorry, I cant comment on this! I have lots of things to say here but a professional has to endure everything the partner says no matter what! The judges passion is rising abnormally. He tries his best not to jump on stage as he stares at Yuuji. It seems that the voice that came from the stage, Get rid of that judge. is my imagination. Yuujis silent due to this overwhelming shock, and finally manages to recover and answer. It, it cant work since were of different Nationalities. Its fine, anything can be overcome with love. My honey! Theres no love. I have confidence that I can light the love within you. I hate you. We can start from friends. Ill treasure you forever. Behave yourself, or Ill really kill you, uncle. Kill me however you want if its you! Damn it! Yuujis acting disguise is really wearing off here! Then, it seems that Obata-san really likes Hong Shiew Li-san. Well then continue Wait, Im not done yet! Shiew Li! When can I visit your parents!? I didnt hit anyone! I just saw a mosquito flying by! Then, its about time for the next contestant. It cant be helped. Everyone, please look over hereits the final entry number 8. Lets invite Watarai-san! Watarai Miki. Please take care of me. Watarai-sans a local too. Obata-san, do you have any questions as a local? No interests. Dont just say that. Just ask anything, anything like how motivated you were on Hong-san. It cant be helpedoh yes, number 8-san, please tell me the impression you have on Hong-san. Just go to the backstage and ask Hong-san! Never come back! WHATS YOUR ATTITUDE TO THIS SPONSOR HERE! STOP PRETENDING TO BE A NORMAL PERSON HERE! FINE! ILL QUIT THIS RIDICULOUS HOSTING JOB!! DO, DONT YOU DARE HIT THE FACE! I HAVE TO SEE SHIEW LIS PARENTS ILL JUST HAVE TO BEAT YOU UP UNTIL YOUR SWINE-LIKE FACE MIGHT BECOME NICER! Yuuji, I definitely wont allow you. In the end, the violence that started from the judges ends up continuing until everyone whos involved in it were either hospitalized or detained. I guess this pageant contest will never happen a second time. In the end, were the only ones shaming ourselves My hearts broken In all sorts of sense, this will become a summer well never ever forget We left the festival area and returned back to the pension and use the portable stove in the yard to prepare the barbeque as we await dusk. I cant get married anymore After I calm down and think about it, well have to go onto the stage later anyway. Tha, thats rightwere so mad just now that we didnt notice, but it was really dangerous now that we think about it Good thing we stopped midway through. Me too. Im not used to this kind of entertainment. Were saved. I find it really interesting~ The girls, whore at the table thats slightly far away, are preparing the utensils and drinks as they put their hands on their chests in relief. In the end, they were waiting in the rest room after registeringhow sneaky But Im really concerned about the results of the competition. Wholl win if this kept up? Right now, everyone has changed into ordinary clothes, but how they looked in yukataswere of some standard. Its not weird if someone amongst them wins. Yeahwell, I guess Hideyoshi would be the most appropriate choice, right? Yuuji, do you feel that the term appropriate should be used here when Im a guy? Its hard to decide between everyone. Yeah. Everyones cute. The three guys have their own opinions of the girls in yukatas. The girls are right beside us. Isnt this a little rude? Thinking about this, I secretly glance aside at the table, and see that theyre having their opinions on the boys too. Well, I guess were even here. As expected, I think it should be Akihisa-kun. That cute dress-up and that natural airheadedness is really irresistible. Tsuchiyas cute too, but Ill still go with Aki~ Yuujis obviously lackingas expected, hes more suited for manly get up. Im rather touched by Muttsurini-kuns crossdressing. I didnt expect it to fit him well~ what about you, Akira-san? Im already used to seeing Aki-kun crossdressingbut the other two are a pleasant surprise too. Eh? Used to seeing Akihisa-kun crossdressing, as in Mother here likes girls especially. With me as the older sister, we often make Aki-kun wear the skirts I used to wear. The original name for him was supposed to be Akina, but our grandfather said that its weird to have this name for a boy, so it became like this I think my shameful past was revealed here!? Wa, wait a second! Dont say it, nee-san! Its all a mistake here!? Even if I used to be dressed up like that, its before I went to kindergarten! I hurry to the table and reach my hands out, intending to shut my sisters mouth. Aki-kun. You cant lie. I gave you a skirt to wear on that night two days ago, remember? When youre sleeping. Nee-san giggles as she avoids my hands and continues. Speaking of which, I think I just heard something more dangerous than a simple revealing of secret here!? This is the first time Im hearing such a thing!? What were you doing when I was sleeping!? Fufu, theres no need to worry, Aki-kun. Half of it was a lie. HALF!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HALF!? WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO TO MAKE IT A HALF-LIE!? I just put the skirt onto your knees. THIS IS JUST PUTTING IT ON HALFWAY!? In professional terms, it seems like its called half naked. Th, this is badI must remember to lock properly in the future! This is really bad, nee-san! Ill be angry if you enter my room on your own like that! Why are you so angry? Im troubled here. IM THE ONE BEING TROUBLED HERE!! Did you take a photo of it or something!? Alright alright, Aki-kun. Ill give you a hug to cool you down. GET AWAY FROM ME! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN LIKE THAT! Arent you completely calmed down now? HAH!? NO, THATS NOT IT! THATS, because Im always brought up by nee-san like this, its not that Im really calmed down uu Okay okay, youre really a good kid, Aki-kun. Guuu! I calmed down without noticing! Oi, its about done here. Yuuji, whos watching over the barbeque, calls over here. After a while, the charred smell of the meat juices whiffs over with the wind. Theres also the burnt fragrance of the sauceis that guy making grilled onigiri and corn? Its really brilliant. The worms inside my stomach are grumbling. Speaking of which, we worked hard for an entire day, but we only had fried noodles during noon and the snacks from the stalls at the festival before 6. Leaving aside the girls, its impossible for me, a high school boy to be satisfied just like that. Well, I was able to maintain my life by living on much worse food before my life-saving accounts come in. Its time. Okay, its very late now, but lets have dinner. I escape from nee-sans arms as she cuddles me and head to the stove where Yuujis preparing the drinks and cups. Even sowhy is it that this guy looking so cool with a towel tied on his head and a pair of tongs in his hand? Its like hes giving off the seaside feeling of summer. Im really envious here. Oh, Akihisa. Its nicely grilled here. You can have as much as you want. Un, thanks. Heres your drink, Yuuji. Yuuji served me a paper plate full of burnt lard, so I respond by giving him a paper cup filed with salad oil. ! Alright you two, you wont be able to eat if you keep glaring at each other. Its going to be burnt. Its nice. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini have served the grilled pieces of meat onto the plate. Nows not the time to fight against this scumbag Yuuji. I have to hurry up and eat! Im tucking in~! The wire mesh has meat, onigiri, whelks and King Trumpet Mushrooms. Each one of them looks really nice. Its really hard for me to choose. Heh~ they all look good. Youre rather amazing at this, Sakamoto. The husband Im so proud of. Stop spouting nonsense and start eating. The food will be snatched away if you space out like that. Yes. Yuuji continues to cook, add charcoal, fan and deal with several jobs while not forgetting to put some food into his mouth. Thank you for preparing food, Sakamoto-kun. I want to help too, if only Aki-kun didnt stop me. I wanted to help too, but I dont really know outside cooking well My sister and Himeji-san apologize to Yuuji. These two people were the ones who wanted to cook right from the beginning, but I manage to stop them with all I got. Ah, its fine. Dont mind, I really like doing this. Yuuji can only give a wry smile as he cant give the real reason. But actually, Yuuji really likes doing such outside stuff, so these may be his true thoughts. Really, its bothersome that you worry so much, Aki-kun. Do you not trust your sisters cutting skills? Akira-san, Akihisa-kun wouldnt let me help cook before. I didnt get cut by the kitchen knife or anything. No. its not about whether youll be hurt by using the kitchen knife or not. The problem is that you can kill without the kitchen knife, Himeji-san. Then, how about all the girls have a cooking duel next time? Its not good to have the boys do so all the time. Ah, this ideas good too, right, Minami-chan? Without looking, I can tell that the guys are giving the dont do anything unnecessary looks Seems interesting. Let me join in if I have time from work. Count me in. Do I have to join in too~ The excited girls arent realizing the ugly expressions the guys are giving off right now. But how do we decide on the winner in this cooking contest? Everyone have their own preferences Ah, thats true. How should we decide on the winner? Most likely, its either a K.O. or a T.K.O. I, I say, you guys, how about you eat instead of worrying about such things? Its almost burnt! Yuujis right! See, the corn here is barbecued nicely! The scallops here are really good too. Ill go get drinks! Which do you want? Cola? Orange juice or Oolong tea? Himeji-san alone is enough to deal critical damage. If we include nee-san, I wont be able to stand properly just by imagining the consequences. The four of us start our resistance to avoid turning this into reality. This and that happens for an hour. Um. Its good. The food we brought overs cleared up nicely. Hm~feels like we havent had enough yet. Yuuji looks reluctantly at the top of the wire mesh. Actually, I too feel that its not enough. Thats a failuredid we make a mistake in counting the ingredients? We did intend to prepare 9 peoples worth of food, but everyones appetite is better than we expected. Maybe its because were eating outside and because of the day activities. We dont even have rice and vegetables here. Theres only juice and ice inside the cooler box. But these things arent going to fill our stomachs. How about we look around, Akihisa? Heh? Scout around as it? Theres a lot of things here, right? Theres the sea. There is, and then Are we going to get ingredients? Its the seaside. There has to be some clams or something here. We have a fire here, so itll be delicious if we can grill them. Clams? It should be good if we clear the sand and wash it with salt water. But, Wont it be troublesome for us to go collect the ingredients at this time? Well, that should be the casewell decide with a game. The loser will have to do it, how about it? Looks like you guys really love to play games like this. I love punishment games. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini can only grimace at Yuujis suggestion. Even so, I dont think even Yuuji will do so seriously. It should be a joke or something A CHILL !!! At this moment, my bodys trembling so much out of a sudden. Its a strong and sharp feeling, like theres an ice pillar stabbed into my back. Its different from a killing intent, a pure presence of death thats simply and purely closing in on us. How, how is it possible! Whats with this sudden uneasiness in such a peaceful eating place? How can there be!? I start to shudder in fear. Why is this happening? Im rather concerned about Himeji-sans lips as she talks to Minami from the corner of my eye. What is she saying? Why am I so concerned? Speaking of which, I Speaking of which? Made some chiffon cakes at home Now I know the answer. LETS GO YUUJI! LETS GO GET SOME CLAMS AT THE SEASIDE! EVEN IF ITS A SECOND EARLIER! WELL SAID, AKIHISA! LETS GO GET LOTS AND LOTS OF CLAMS! WE HAVE TO GET SO MANY THAT WE CANT EAT ANYTHING ELSE! THE NIGHT SEA SURE HAS QUITE THE SCENERY, ID THINK. RIGHT, MUTTSURINI!? We can definitely find lots of clams in dark areas! We continue to rush to the seas. We relaxed after thinking that theres nothing else thats dangerous on the vehicle, but I didnt think that she prepared some food for the return journey! Its really heart-wrenching that on our way back, when everyones thoroughly tired, that Himeji-san will work so hard to provide dessert for everyone! ? Why are those guys so frantic? Whats going on? Who knows? Well, never mindthen, hows the chiffon cakes, Mizuki? Ah, yes. I made chiffon cakes, but I wrapped it up and left it on the table at home. Heh~ thats really a pity. You worked so hard to make it. Yes. I thought I heard something behind, but nows not the time to care about that. Anyway, I just have to collect more clams than the rest. If I collect one less than the others, itll mean instant death. This hunt isnt about eating, but about not eating! Whoswilling to die here! I run and take off my shirt and trousers, wearing only my trunks as I jump into the water. The summer sea feels warm even at night, and that helps me a lot. Alright! The first Dont you dare, Yuuji! OWAH!? AKIHISA YOU PUNK! ITS TOO DESPICABLE FOR YOU TO SEND A FLYING KICK HERE! DID YOUR CLAM DROP HERE, YUUJI!? Ill take it then! We continue the hunt as we bet on our lives. We continue to search for clams and get in each others way. Its about midnight the moment we drag our weary bodies back. The next day, on the ride back. Really, these guys are sleeping like kids Fufufu. Sure looks that way. They look cute even though theyre of our age for some reasons. Boys will always be kids. Ahaha. They really look like innocent sleeping kids there. Theyre tired because they went overboard with their fun. Being happy is more important than anything else here. Yeah. Im very happy! Me too! Same here. Me too. Fufu. Im happy to hear you say that too. But everyone really fell asleep so quickly. They were groggy before they got on the car. Yeah. They gobbled up everything during breakfast and fell asleep immediately. Thats true. They even ate up our share too! Really! Thats really a pity, Mizuki-san. Yes. Thats true, Akira-san. Everyone immediately fell asleep We didnt hear them say what they feel about the breakfast we made this morning. At this moment, the four of us are reunited at the riverside with flowers bloomingbut thats another matter altogether. Volume 6.5, Fumizuki News (School Politics/District Finances) Volume 6.5, Fumizuki News (School Politics/District Finances) The class representatives of the best and worst classes have announced their engagement. ~To remove all regrets in the summoning wall~ The wedding photo between Fumitzuki Gakuens class 2-As Kirishima Shouko-san (16) and class 2-F Sakamoto Yuuji-shi (16) taken at the recently opened Kisaragi Highlands was revealed. These two class representatives were trying to kill each other because of the intense summoning war that happened right at the start of the year, and knew that there is animosity and regrets between these two classes, but their wedding might become a bridge to ease the regrets and grudges between these two classes. There was also the case of the higher-ranked D class starting a summoning war against F class, so this mutual understanding between A class and F class will probably ensure that the students live a peaceful life. On a side note, this is the first time in Fumitzuki Gakuens history that the class representatives of the top and bottom classes are getting married. The unexpected reward of happiness that came with the commercialization Kisaragi Highlands, which released this photo, explains that once both of them are at the age to marry, they will have their wedding ceremony in the Kisaragi Highlands hotel, Phoenix Room (also commonly known as the Miso-stewed mackerel). The spokesperson of the organization was smiling as the announcement was made, saying, Our guests came to our theme park and decided to make an eternal vow. This is really a happy thing to us, and well give them our full blessings. However, when we asked him about There are rumors that Sakamoto Yuuji-shi did not agree to this. The spokesperson replies jokingly, Thats definitely just a baseless rumor. If you want to ask more about these baseless things, Ill spray your houses with milk and send you wiping cloths a week later. and avoids this topic. It seems that Kisaragi Highlands is using this understanding as a passive promotion for their newly opened theme park. Kisaragi Highlands celebrated their wedding, and even prepared a full wedding for them. The preparation for this wedding would require lots of expenses, and economically, students themselves will find it hard to bear the costs, but this is just a minor thing to a large enterprise. Also, Kisaragi Highlands has received quite a few other wedding requests, and to them, this is an unexpected lasting bond effect they have to be wrongly happy about. Based on this, Kisaragi Highlands decided not to just follow this path, but also promoted the rest area to promote boy-girl relationships. This act drove up the finances in that area, and even the households nearby have actively contributed. In this situation where the economys bad, the marriage between Sakamoto Yuuji-shi and Kirishima Shouko-san can be said to be a reward of happiness. Calls for those involved to reveal what happened during the dealing of the aftermath Also, there is gossip amongst the second years of Fumitzuki Gakuen that there is a secret meaning behind this wedding. Kirishima Shouko-san is the valedictorian in the year, has pretty looks, exceptional athleticism and a staggering family background. In contrast, Sakamoto Yuuji-shi is an ugly ogre who has failing grades and has a bad attitude to studying. It seems that there were rumors happening after something major happened between both of them. Rumors of how Kirishima-san only has interest in girls and not boys in the first year only affirms these rumors. According to rumors, Sakamoto Yuuji-shi once said that he raised a condition to the other side, and if that happens, he would close an eye and not request for an exchange of facilities. There was an interpretation too that perhaps A class representative would have to offer herself after the summoning war if she lost to save their classroom facilities. Regarding this incident, the summoning war committee of Fumitzuki Gakuen sternly explained, If things were as dangerous as how it seems, well be so envious that we want to kill him in envy. However, they admitted that there has been no confirmation in recently, and will carry out investigations on this and might reveal the truth. As for how their classmate got suspected, the attitude of the F class FFF Inquisition is that the truth doesnt matter. What matters is how were supposed to execute him and does not look like they care about the revealed truth. It looks like it will take some time before the truth is revealed. Our newspaper club here went off to interview the classmates of Sakamoto Yuuji-shi and Kirishima Shouko-san in primary school, and heard that they have been maintaining their relationship since primary school, so the relationship between them can be considered to be childhood friends. Perhaps what caused Sakamoto-shi, who was hailed as a prodigy in the past, to become a person like this was due to happened when he was in primary school. Special Planned Bulletin was delayed Sugawa Ryos special lecture. How to protect the first kiss ~My legend of protecting it for 16 years Due to several reasons, this lecture will be delayed indefinitely. The planned release in the previous issue Im not dumped. If I dont admit it, it means that Im not dumped Was also removed from the issue. Our newspaper club apologizes for this wholeheartedly. We have no confirmation of what will be in the future special column. Volume 6.5, Yuuji and Shouko and All the Childhood Memories Volume 6.5, Yuuji and Shouko and All the Childhood Memories Okaa-sama. Ah, good morning, Shouko-chan. Good morning. Shouko-chan''s so pretty, it''ll be a waste to be a couple with our Yuuji. That''s not true, I''m not prettyand Yuuji''s the coolest person in the world. Oh my, Shouko-chan, you really haven''t changed up till now. Nn, because Because of what? Because I''ve always liked Yuuji ever since that time. A prodigy appeared in the 5th year of Minazuki primary school. Of course, it wasn''t really enough to be country-wide news, but to the people around, it''s enough for them to talk about him. For example, if they put an elite high school entrance paper for him, he can easily write out all the correct answers. For example, he can read the rules of Shogi and Go, understand them for a little while, and still match the top player in school. For example, his IQ was 200. There were all sorts of rumors on the streets. They weren''t all facts, but they weren''t baseless. In fact, in a mock test against freshmen in middle school, he came out top even though he was only a fifth-grader. On hearing this news, the teachers at Minazuki primary school immediately alerted the neighboring schools, and this student became even more famous, and even highly recommended. Perhaps since he had such a sharp mind, that boy used to view himself a little too highly, but he never created much problems. He was even a student who had a thirst of knowledge, and a high academic achiever. --However. You''re saying that our Yuujiused violence? On hearing the form teacher of her son say that, Sakamoto Yukino immediately started to doubt her ears. Though her child was somewhat cold, he wasn''t someone who would use violence. Even though he had some friction with the people around him, he wouldn''t be too bothered about it. It''s alright if it was just a quarrel, but a fightYukino can''t imagine her son doing that. Yes, Sakamoto-kun''s an outstanding student, so I can''t believe that he would do thatbut after I continued to ask, he himself insisted ''I beat them up because I don''t like those guys''. It seems that the homeroom teacher had the same thoughts as Yukino, as one can hear the disbelief in her voice. One can even tell that she''s even more confused than Yukino. I see. So Yuuji did such a thing I let him go back home first, so after your son reaches home, please ask him what happened. If this keeps up, perhaps his application to enter Shimotsuki HighMiddle School will be affected I understand. I''ll ask him once he gets back. I''ll leave it to you then. I''m sorry that our Yuuji created trouble for sensei. After this conversation with the teacher, Yukino hung up the phone and started thinking through the reason behind the violence. The other party involved 3 upperclassmen, and Yuuji seemed to have taken them on himself, resulting in this fight. It doesn''t seem like something he would do Yuuji''s really a smart child. Even when removing the bias of the parents, this fact still remains. This prodigy actually took on upperclassmen, 3 of them at that, and no matter what, Yukino felt incredulous about it. Even if Yuuji did beat them up because he hated those boys, with Yuuji''s intelligence, he would plan to let himself win. At least that''s what he would do. What exactly happened So there should be a special reason why Yuuji would fight them himself. If that''s the case, I do need to ask the truth from him Thinking about that, Yukino got up to prepare tea and biscuits to calm her son down somewhat when she speaks to her son. But at this moment-- Ara? Ding donga sharp doorbell sound could be heard from the quiet living room. It seems that she has a guest. If that''s the case. Please hold onlet me see She wanted to see who pressed the bell through the indoor surveillance camera, but pressed the wrong button, and ended up turning the LCD completely black. If she pressed a few buttons, she should be able to see the image, but when the same thing happened the last time, she randomly pressed the buttons and caused the bell circuit to break down. If this happened again, her son would explode in anger. Sorry to keep you waiting. May I know who that iseh? Aunty, I''m sorry On opening the door, she found a little guest standing over there in front of her, looking really depressed. Yuuji''s really amazing. As the afternoon and evening went together, the boy and girl were sitting opposite each other in the empty classroom where no one else was at as they work on their homework. Don''t say that now, Shouko, hurry up and finish this so that we can go home. Without looking at the girl, the boyYuuji, looked bored as he makes a guidebook for extra-curricular teaching. But I want to talk to Yuuji. I don''t want to talk, I just want to finish this troublesome thing and hurry back home. I want to talk to Yuuji. No. I want to talk to Yuuji. No. I want to talk to Yuuji. Since he said that he didn''t want to talk, Yuuji decided to ignore her. Yuuji. No matter how Shouko called him, Yuuji didn''t lift his head up as he just works on the assignment in his hands silently. Shouko saw that she wouldn''t be able to get the reply she wanted, so she decided to change her method. Yuuji, listen to me. As expected, he continued to ignore Shouko and pretend not to see her or hear her. My breasts'' been growing slowly recently. BAMYuuji''s head slammed against the table surface, causing a huge thud. WHY DID YOU JUST SAY SUCH A RIDICULOUS THING! Because Yuuji''s been ignoring me. I just said something guys would be interested in. I, I''M NOT INTERESTED! OKAY, HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR WORK! I finished what I need to do. But I just want to talk to Yuuji. Just talk to your friends then. Mn, that''s what I''m doing now. The friend you''re referring to is me? Yuuji revealed a ''can''t bear with you'' look at Shouko. The girl didn''t hesitate at all when she told Yuuji that he''s her friend as she looked by with a cute and radiant smile. Seeing her like this, Yuuji couldn''t help but think. What the heck. Recently, this person''sbeen livelier than before He recalled the moment when she first transferred into Minazuki Primary school. She didn''t smile at all. If she smiled like that from the beginning, she should be able to get along well with everyone. After she transferred in, Shouko wasn''t bullied, but she obviously attracted a lot of attention. The presence she gave off was really different from the other students. She''s always slow when talking, and unable to catch up to others in conversations. She''s quiet, and gave others a gloomy image. Most importantly, in a certain sense, her presence was really exceptional. That long black hair that didn''t have any blemish and looked as soft as thread. The long, narrow and beautiful eyes that reminded people of jade or a blue crystal. She would be one heck of a beauty in the future. Right now, her slender and dazzling figure is already charming. At this age, children would start to know more about their genders, so her existence alone undoubtedly made the other girls jealous of her, and it made this boy who''s of the same age shy and scared. 5th and 6th graders will start to realize the differences between themselves and the surroundings. In other words, it''s an age when they started going through puberty. Shouko, who''s pretty, had a good heritage, brains and athleticism, has a wall against the students around her in terms of what''s right and what''s not right. If done well, this wall would make her like someone worth admiring as they will start to worship her. On the other hand, everyone will just treat her as a weirdo. Unfortunately, the latter case seemed to happen to Shouko. (Oh well. It has nothing to do with me anyways.) At that time, Yuuji just treated her normally because ''I have no interest in this childish world'', and unknowingly, Shouko began to get close to him. Both of them had outstanding grades and were class representatives for two consecutive years, and this may be one of the reasons why both of them got close together. Though Yuuji did feel that Shouko wanted to get close to him, he didn''t really have too much feelings for her. Yuuji, shall we talk? Yuuji couldn''t feel any hint of malice from her, and at this moment, she''s staring at Yuuji with eyes like a kid. Perhaps her na?ve personality of being unable to understand ugly made her annoying to her fellow gender. Rumors had it that before she transferred in, since 2 years ago, Shouko was studying in some noble girls school. Though people would have their prejudices, Yuuji felt that the ojou-samas would see themselves as superior. Letting such a girl stay in such a school would not create as much interaction as a normal school. Maybe that''s the reason why she transferred to such a primary schoolYuuji hypothesized. Yuuji? Seeing Yuuji suddenly became silent, Shouko tilts her head, not understanding what''s going on. Truthfully, it''s troublesome to talk with Shouko, but if he ignored her, it''ll be even troublesome if she mentioned that fatal topic. Taking the lesser of the two evils, Yuuji decided to talk to her. Oh yeah. What did you say was amazing? Eh? Didn''t you say that I''m amazing or something? Ah, mn,. It''s about the mock test just now. Yuuji''s tone was really unfriendly, but Shouko didn''t feel unhappy or angry with his attitude as she answered back like normal. In fact, Yuuji''s tone was always cold, or rather he would be slightly gentler to Shouko. Yuuji''s personality was so cold he wouldn''t say more to people he''s not interested in and ignore them. The mock exams aren''t anything much. But you''re only a fifth-graders, yet you could study better than middle school students. That''s really amazing. Even those sixth grade senpai looked troubled. I got a question wrong on social studies. I would have gotten first if I didn''t get that wrong. Shouko''s studying at primary school level, and her ability was able to match middle schoolers. However, Yuuji was bothered that he could not get a first on a ''mere'' middle school level exam. Shouko''s learning ability wasn''t bad, but it was vastly inferior to Yuuji''s. It''s good to learn more, but Yuuji''s superiority complex towards the rest was like what they said. Of course, his personality mostly annoyed the other students. Shouko''s statement that the ''sixth grade senpai looked troubled'' was an understatement, since they must be furious at Yuuji. If they find out that the arrogant boy who''s one year younger in time looked down on them, they would be really fuming. That doesn''t really matter anyway. Let''s hurry and deal with them so that we can go home! Yuuji knocked twice on the pile of paper that''s on the table and prompted Shouko. Shouko didn''t stop, but asks, Is there something today? Nothing, nothing at all. It''s justif I go back too late, I''ll be bothered by a few irritating guys. Irritating guys? Don''t worry too much. It''s just some idiots who I don''t need to remember about. Yuuji gave a look of disdain as he looked down on them. I see. Yeah. Really, if they have the time to envy, they should use that time to go back and study. But they won''t beat me no matter how much they studied. Yuuji said arrogantly. But more than that, I feel happier at school. Huh? Happier at school? Are you talking about yourself? Un, is that weird? It''s not that it''s weird But it''s really surprising that she would say that. Like what Yuuji knew, even if there were some more people, Shouko didn''t really have much friends. She wouldn''t play with the other classmates enthusiastically, and didn''t take part in any clubs, so what makes her like school? Though not at Yuuji''s level, Shouko was a really smart child. Thus, she realized what Yuuji was about to ask and calmly answered before he did. Because no one would play with me at all, and no one would talk to me. My house''s too big that it made me feel lonely You really don''t know when enough''s enough. Saying that your house''s too wide, I''m rather envious about that. If that''s the case, do you want to come to my house to play? Perhaps expecting something, Shouko looked up and asked Yuuji. No way. I''d rather study more than play with you, it''s more meaningful that yet. But Yuuji''s reply caused her to be unable to get closer, and she looked somewhat unhappy. You''re so bad. Whatever you say. Petty kid. Humph, so what. Yuuji likes me. ACK ACK! Yuuji choked on his saliva. Girls do mature earlier than guys in the psychological concept of like and hate, and Yuuji''s no exception. You like me, so you don''t want to come to my house to play because you''re shy. (It''s not just me. It''ll be the same if you find other guys) The notion appeared in his mind, but boys at this age can''t say such things. Why did you ask me to go to your house? Did something happen? Yuuji didn''t take her taunt as he threw a question over. Now, Shouko''s looking somewhat troubled. It''s not something that would happen immediately What do you mean by that? Explain clearly! Recently, grandpa''s been talking about the ''Holy Ridge'' Girls School. The school that Shouko mentioned was the name of the famous school that''s affiliated to a university. Speaking of which, the students there were all children of financial players and politicians, a really famous school of nobility . They were said to accept rich students from the other states, and the student dorm that''s situated behind that large and heavy entrance were often in short supply. Fuu, so your gramps want you to transfer over? He hasn''t said that yetbut I guess so. Ah, really. But, I don''t want to transfer schools Shouko looked somewhat melancholic. Yuuji, who wouldn''t really pay too much attentions to other people''s hearts, had a deep impression after seeing her expression. He didn''t know why she would like this school, but Shouko really looked like she wanted to continue staying here. Maybeshe just hates those rich girl schools. I see. So you want to bring a friend back to get rid of that thought. They often asked me whether I was bullied at school. Because you always looked like you would be bullied easily. You wouldn''t talk no matter what they did to you. Someone who backs away like her would always be viewed as someone who''s easily bullied. It''s understandable that Shouko''s grandfather would be worrying about her situation in school. But to what Yuuji knows, Shouko wasn''t bullied. If she was really bullied, she wouldn''t tell her family members no matter what. If she said it, she would have to transfer schools. I finally managed to make friends other than Yuuji Then bring those guys back home to play with. I wasn''t really on that good terms with them Humph, your answer''s rather delicate. Mn. The introverted and quiet Shouko needed a lot of time to get along with everyone. Having finally quelled the troubles of transferring in and get along with her other classmates, Shouko''s grandfather would want her to transfer schools. Yuuji felt that it was rather strange. Oh well. It doesn''t involve me anyway. It doesn''t matter to me even if you''re going to transfer schools. You''re too much. No way. You''re too much. No way. You''re too much. No way. You''re too much. No way. You''re too much. No way. You''re too much. No way. You''re too much. No way. Actually, my breasts are the largest in class. ACK ACK! After that, Yuuji could only follow Shouko''s pace, and by the time they finished their assignments, every other student in school had gone home. It wasn''t early now. Shouko, who normally wanted to talk with Yuuji until she reached Yuuji''s house, went home directly, and Yuuji could only go back on his own alone. Just when he was thinking about the ''theory behind sound transmission'', a few figures suddenly appeared in front of him. Oi, Sakamoto. One of the three boys who appeared said hello with a pressuring call. Yuuji snorted and glanced at him before turning his eyes on the road back. He avoided the boys like they''re telegraph poles. Damn bratignoring us like that! You arrogant brat! Thus, the other two people standing on both sides blocked off Yuuji''s path. Yuuji glared at them irritatedly and softly opened his mouth, What''s wrong? I don''t have time to hang around with you people. SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU TO RETORT BACK!? FOR A FIFTH-GRADER, YOU''RE REALLY COCKY! HaaaYuuji sighed. It''s not the first time he was stopped by his upperclassmen, but it didn''t really happen a lot of times. But ever since the results of that mock exam were released, these people kept looking for him. Yuuji would continue to ignore them at the beginning, but after so many times, he really felt irritated by them. I saywhat do you want to do? Are you lonely because you guys have no friends? Having been told off like this by Yuuji, who obviously didn''t have many friends, how could those boys hold their anger in? As expected, the 3 upperclassmen were so angry that their faces were flushed red. DAMN YOU, BEHAVE YOURSELF!'' KNOW YOUR PLACE! YOU''RE JUST ABLE TO STUDY BETTER, THAT''S ALL! WE''RE SIXTH GRADERS! USE SOME HONORIFICS WHEN TALKING TO US! No matter how loud they spoke, they wouldn''t go up to do anything to Yuuji. In the end, these three boys just looked like thugs, but they''re just spineless cowards. Besides, they were just here to find trouble with Yuuji for having better grades than them, and they''re not like delinquents. Yuuji shrugged his shoulders in an exaggerated motion, and then continued, Honorifics? You''re just idiots. Honorifics are ''terms that honor the person''. Is there anything I can give respect to you with if you people can''t even do your homework well? He taunted them arrogantly. WHA! WHAT DID YOU SAY!? WE''RE UPPERCLASSMEN! The upperclassmen were even more agitated after Yuuji clearly told them ''your grades are worse then mine''. Yuuji continued to enact verbal revenge to remove the anger he didn''t manage to vent up. It''s because you''re upperclassmen that I couldn''t respect you further. You studied one year more than, but you lost to me, isn''t it? Forget about being unable to respect you, you can''t grumble even if I treat you as idiots. You should be the ones saying honorifics to me. WHA, WHAT DID YOU SAY!! Being belittled like this, they could not remain silent. One of them was so angry he reached out and grabbed Yuuji by the collar. Once he did that, Yuuji said something to shake their confidence. Oi, can you really beat me up? Sensei will notify your parents if something happened to me, because I''m a special student here. Uu Yuuji''s words made the three boys tremble. It''s true. It wouldn''t be wise to beat Yuuji up here. It was the same back, but after the results of the mock exam came out, those teachers treated Yuuji really differently. If they did anything to Yuuji, they will get a bad rep for their recommendation to school, and the scariest thing is that their parents will be notified. If you understand, scram. Also, don''t appear in front of me again. Yuuji deliberately knocked his shoulder into them and continued on his way home. The 3 upperclassmen could only watch him leave dejectedly. That guy really infuriates me! I really want to deal something to him! If we can''t wreck him up, at least mess his locker up! Right! We''ll do that! We must teach him what ''respect'' is! If they couldn''t beat him up directly, they would wreck his stuff. Those childish thoughts were expected by Yuuji, the one called a prodigy. If he could catch them wrecking his stuff, he could punish them without being caught. Yuuji taunted them while expecting this, and those three didn''t know that. I''m back. Yuuji opened the door and muttered. Even though Yuuji felt that this greeting was meaningless at all, he couldn''t resist the notion of ''remembering to be polite, thank and greet others'' his mother would emphasize all the time. Though she wouldn''t be angry all if he didn''t listenshe would look depressed and continue to nag at Yuuji. Welcome back, Yuuji. You came back really late today. Did you go to Shouko-chan''s house to play? Dressed with an apron around her, Yukino came out to invite him in. That''s what normally happens when Yuuji returns home. Why would I go play with her? That''s ridiculous. Ara, aren''t you two friends? No way. Really. You''re saying such things againShouko-chan will become a beauty in the future. It''ll be too late the moment you say ''I should have treated her well like what mum said. I really didn''t expect her to become a beauty like mom''. Who would do that? Besides, you''re not a beauty, mom. Ahh, you''re too much. Yukino puffed her cheeks unhappily, but she continued to maintain a casual presence. It''s just that Yukino was pretending not to be concerned. I came back late today because I had to deal with the roles of being a monitor. I will be a little later tomorrow too, because I got to teach some upperclassmen a lesson. Teach what to your upperclassmen? A lot of things. Should I prepare a camera to take the scene of the crime? This notion appeared in his mind, but Yuuji immediately rejected it. By then, it will be too troublesome if anyone were to ask him why he brought a camera along, and it would be too much of a waste to use a camera on them. It would be easy to just call the teacher in after checking what they did. If his things were wrecked, he just need to ask them to pay up. After deciding the course of action tomorrow. Yuuji raised the question he had on his mind up till now. Oh yeah, mom What is it? Why are you wearing an apronare you intending to cook dinner? That''s right. I''m making potato and meat stew. I just peeled the sweet potatoes. WHY ARE YOU PEELING SWEET POTATOES WHEN YOU SAID YOU''RE GOING TO COOK POTATO AND MEAT STEW! The last time I cooked it, the potato was cooked until it was so soft, so I chose the sweet potato s that''s hard to cook. FORGET ABOUT MESSING UP THE DISH, YOU ALREADY MESSED UP THE DEFINITION OF THE POTATO AND MEAT STEW DISH!! Though he retorted back, Yuuji muttered, ''Ahh, nevermindit feels like it''s edible this time''. ''Habit'' could really be a terrifying thing. Oh yeah, mom forgot to buy meat, so it''s a potato and meat stew without meat~ YOU''RE JUST COOKING SWEET POTATOES!!! It''s been 5 years since he started attending primary school, and this time was enough for Yuuji to understand the difference between his family and other people''s families. The next day, after school, Waiting for the sixth graders to show up, Yuuji went to the library immediately after lesson and spent the time studying there. He intended to wait until the sixth graders finished their lessons and messed up the place before checking it out. (Arre? Speaking of which, Shouko didn''t follow me today) He thought as he walked towards the library. Normally, Shouko would tell him to go home with her or talk together, and today, she didn''t follow him. Something felt strange about that. (Did she start to hang around with those people who became her friends recentlyoh well, it doesn''t matter.) Yuuji didn''t think that it would end up like that in one or two days, but he didn''t think too deeply into it as he wasn''t interested. Also, he had more important things to do, like making the upperclassmen suffer. It doesn''t matter if they didn''t come over. Besides, it wouldn''t benefit him anyway. However, Yuuji was thinking about letting them get retribution if they dared to come over to mess up the place. (I hid my shoes the moment I came to school in the morning so that I won''t get affected. Butdid they detect my plan?) If he were on the other side today, he should be able to tell what the other side''s thinking about. Since he hid his shoes, the other people belongings had to be kept away. They would be idiots if they didn''t discover them. (Well, even if I could discover them, those guys probably wouldn''t be able to do so. They''re a bunch of idiots anyway.) If he went all out, he can''t possibly lose to an adult in terms of wits. Even though they''re sixth graders, they''re just primary school students, so they couldn''t possibly match his intellect. Yuuji opened the door to the library as he imagined those guys being caught in the act and crying. Normally, Shouko would use lots of excuses to stick with Yuuji and go back with him, but after everyone went back home today, she stayed alone in the classroom to do her assignment. Since she was talking to Yuuji so much yesterday, she didn''t manage to finish her own guidebook. She folded about 20 pieces of paper down the middle, put the cover over it, and stapled them together. After making one booklet, she lined some more papers to the corners and stapled them together. Shouko would follow the rules seriously and line each piece of paper together properly, and once all four corners were lined up properly, she would then file them up into a book. It looks inefficient to others, but Shouko liked this simple job. Unlike Yuuji, who was able to finish the work while talking away, Shouko spent time and effort to finish it. It was already evening when the work was done, and it was about time for school to close. Stretching the body that was stiff due to the continuous work, Shouko packed up the guidebooks. She carried the ones Yuuji did yesterday as well, and left the classroom to head to the office. Shouko knocked on the heavy wooden door, and muttered ''excuse me'' before entering the office. On seeing Shouko, the busy homeroom teacher stopped her work and stood up. Sensei, the booklets, they''re done. Thank you. Shouko passed all the booklets to the homeroom teacher, who thanked her back courteously. I''ll be off first. After saying goodbye to the teacher courteously, Shouko went back to the classroom alone. Now, she just needed to pack her bag and go home. Since she couldn''t say much to Yuuji today, she would say more the next dayWhile thinking about this, she heard voices from the classroom that''s supposed to be empty. THAT DAMNED SAKAMOTO HID HIS OUTDOOR SHOES! THAT BASTARD! That was a a voice that was completely different from her classmates. Feeling that this was weird, Shouko peeked in from the corridor. THAT GUY MUST BE BULLIED OFTEN THEN! SINCE HIS SHOES ARE GONE, SOMEONE MUST HAVE HIDDEN THEM SINCE HIS INDOOR SHOES WERE GONE IN THE MORNING! Wouldn''t it be too much to mess up his locker if that''s the case? IT''S ALRIGHT, IT''S ALRIGHT! WHO ASKED THAT BASTARD TO BE SUCH A TWAT!? THAT''S RIGHT! IT''S TO EDUCATE OUR JUNIORS! There were three boys making a ruckus. They looked strong, and she had never seen them before. Thus, Shouko guessed that they would be sixth graders. But why would sixth graders appear in a fifth-grader''s classroom? Without realizing that Shouko was looking with doubts in her mind, they pulled out something from their pockets. LET''S JUST WRITE THINGS FULL OF BAD STUFF ABOUT HIM! HOW ABOUT, HE CHEATED IN ALL HIS EXAMS!? OOH! THAT''S NOT TOO BAD! They took out an oil-based marker, and the targets were a notebook and sports attire from the locker. (Ah? Tha, that''s from Yuuji''s locker) The locker that was opened was undoubtedly Yuuji''s. In other words, they wanted to bully Yuuji. Something bad will be done to her friend. Thinking about this, Shouko couldn''t remain silent even when knowing that they''re upperclassmen. Tha, that She walked into the classroom and summoned her courage to speak up. Thus, all the upperclassmen knew that someone was at the scene of the crime, and trembled. They turned to look at Shouko. Who are you? A boy said menacingly. Shouko didn''t dare to look at him in the eyes as she lowered her head and protested softly. Tha, that''s Yuuji''s, stuffdon''t, do that to him She said that so softly that it didn''t sound like a warning. To Shouko, this was a warning that she could muster with all her strength, but it was too weak to control a group of boys who were older than her. What do you want? It has nothing to do with you, right? Facing Shouko''s feeble resistance, the boys said that even forcefully. But, Yuuji will be pitiful if you vandalize his things, and also AND WHAT!? Yuuji''s my friend, so it does involve me Shouko said that with a faint voice. There''s no other meaning to these words, But it didn''t feel the same to these boys. That guy''s a lowerclassman, yet he could study and had lots of privileges from the teachers. He''s unlike us though. He has no friends. That''s the one advantage the boys thought they had over Yuuji. But this girl in front of them declared herself to be Yuuji''s friends. She was trembling so hard, yet she stepped forward to advise them against doing so. That girl had a stunningly pretty face, and she looked like a pushover. The 3 growing boys realized that besides friends, it''s important to have someone of the opposite gender who they can view as an important part of their lives''. This fact made them feel really inferior. Oi! Ignore this girl and hurry up!! That''s right! Finish the job properly! The boys turned from Shouko and looked at Yuuji''s belongings. One of the boys took off the marker and aims the marker point at the PE shirt on the table as he gets ready to draw all over it. Sto, stop! Shouko couldn''t ignore the prank that''s to be done in front of her, and subconsciously reached her arms out to stop his hand. St, stop bothering us! NoYuuji will be really pitiful! She continued to grab onto the boy''s hands that were trying to shake her off. If anyone else in class knew of it, they might just say ''it''s not like they did any damage''. Of course, Shouko doesn''t want to see Yuuji hurt, but she didn''t want to see Yuuji getting used to it until he doesn''t bother with it. OI, LET GO! ARE YOU DONE YET! Uu!! The other two boys moved forward to grab Shouko and pull her off. But even so, Shouko continued to hang on as she continued to try and protect Yuuji''s personal belongings. Those boys who wanted to vandalize Yuuji thoroughly seem like they were willing to take action on the girl as they tugged at her. This twerp''s really annoying! The one who finally broke the balance of power were the boys, who won the power struggle. A boy wrapped his arm under Shouko''s armpit and opened her chest wide open to restrain herher hands being held up. Haahaaago, mess her The boy holding the marker was finally released, and took a deep breath. And then, he subconsciously looked down at his own body to check the state he was in, and the white shirt that was dirtied became quite an atrocious sight. WHAT! HOW DO YOU INTEND TO REPAY ME NOW!? LOOK! MY SHIRT''S ALL MESSED UP ALREADY! The hand holding the marker and the elbow were okay, as they could be washed off since they''re oil-based. However, the trails on the shirt would be bad. He couldn''t possibly wear this shirt again. Thatwasn''t my fault! Shouko glared at him and forcefully tried to break off. You twerpFINE! I''LL LET YOU EXPERIENCE HAVING YOUR SHIRT VANDALISED TOO!! After saying those words, the boy moved the marker near Shouko''s shirt. THEN I''LL DRAW ALL SORTS OF THINGS ON YOUR SHIRT LIKE THAT SAKAMOTO! THAT''S RIGHT! LET''S DO THIS! The boys'' enthusiasm and arrogance went up a notch once they robbed her of her freedom. To the boys, it was just vandalism, just a little act on others. Do, don''t do this But to Shouko right know, it couldn''t be just treated as a little vandalism. It wouldn''t matter if it was just a few streaks of the marker lines, since she could find an excuse. However, it would be different if it were an all out vandalism. Once they draw some pictures on the clothing, it means that the stains on the clothes weren''t an accident, and the outcomewould be the best proof that Shouko was bullied at school. No matter how hard Shouko tried not to avoid it, she would have to transfer schools. Don''t Shouko kept trying to curl her body up, but still couldn''t avoid the marker tip that was closing in on her. At this moment, the marker was even scarier than a knife. II DON''T WANT TO TRANSFER SCHOOLS! Yuuji quickly walked back to the classroom. The reason why he did so was because he was so engrossed with the book he randomly picked up in the library, and accidentally forgot the time. (That book was really interesting. Anyone other than me would have found it hard to understand that book.) Yuuji recalled the contents of the book he was still reading just now as he moved forward. The theory that lightspeed doesnt change, but that time changed; such a theory was really interesting. Also, what intrigued him more was that the content couldnt be understood by anyone other than himself. From an adults viewpoint, this is a proof of a kid enjoying himself, but Yuujis immature mind wasnt able to realize that. (Then, did those guys mess up my locker properly?) He immediately changed his thoughts on seeing his own classroom. He would check the situation out before calling the teacher over. He would check if they messed the place up before that though, as he would be looking for trouble if he didnt check it before bringing the teacher over. He softened his footsteps and looked into the classroom from afar. He couldnt see what was going on inside, but he could hear voices. (Those guys sure are idiots. Well, blame them for choosing the wrong target.) Yuuji was grinning after seeing that his plan was a success. He was 99% certain that the plan was a success, but for precaution, he went to check for evidence to see if there was anything that could be used as evidence, so he approached the classroom further. And then, he looked into the classroomand something totally unexpected happened in front of him. OI, LET GO! ARE YOU DONE YET! Uu!! Shouko was curled up as she tried her best to protect something. The familiar 3 upperclassmen surrounded her and roughened her hair and grabbed her arms. She just looked bullied out there. (Eh? Eh? Whats going on? What happened?) This completely unexpected situation stunned Yuuji. Yuuji had never seen Shouko being bullied by anyone, and neither did he hear anything about her having a problem with those three. However, the trio who had nothing to do with Shouko at all were definitely bullying the weak her. The only connection she had with them was, (Isis it because of me? Is Shouko being bullied because of me?) Yuuji did not know how this happened. Is it because Shouko saw them pulling that prank and went out to stop them? Or is it because Shouko met them over something trivial and got into a quarrel with them? Or is it because of something else? However, the only undisputed fact was already right in front of him--Shouko got involuntarily involved in the personal squabble between Yuuji and the 3 sixth-graders, and was a victim because of it. (I, I have to save her!) The childish sense of responsibility and justice prompted Yuuji, who only thought about trying to help the girl who was being bullied in front of him as fast as possible. I want to save her like an anime hero in a cool and suave manner! Those guys are all idiots, and I''m the smart one here, the most special one here. I''m different from them. There''s no need to be scared. There''s no need to be scared. (Ughuumm) But Yuuji could not take that step forward. The only thought he had was that they could not beat him even if they ganged up on him. But at this moment, he needed powerful arm strength to beat the enemies instead of a mind that could accurately seek out an answer. He was just a fifth grader, and the trio were older than him. The difference between those two sides was obvious. (Yes, that''s right! I just need to call in a teacher!) It was different from what he predicted, but this was definitely a bullying case. If he reported it to a teacher, those guys would become bad kids, and he would get his objective. Wouldn''t that be what he wanted? Yuuji thought about this, and got ready to storm towards the staff room. (Waitbut if I do thiswhat''ll happen to Shouko?) The sixth graders who were bullying would be brought to the staff room, and told off by their parents once they returned home, which was fine. However, what would happen to Shouko who was bullied? (If I report it to the teacher, the school will also contact her parents. In that case) In that case, perhaps Shouko''s parents would know that she was bullied at school? Then, even if Shouko doesn''t want to transfer schools, she would be forced to do so. No matter how much she tries to explain that this was all a coincidence, and that she had never been bullied on other schools before, Shouko''s family would definitely not believe this. To Shouko, she would rather avoid having this situation develop instead of being bullied. In other words, if he called the teacher here, it would force Shouko into despair. (Wha, what should I do? What am I expected to do here!?) Theres a girl whos bullied because of him. If he ran out to call for help just to save her, she will end up being hurt. But even if he went alone to save her, his opponents were three upperclassmen. In contrast, he was alone, and a lowerclassmen who have never fought before. The outcome of the battle could already be seen. (Whwhy did it end up like this? I just wanted to take revenge on them!) Even if he called the teacher here, it wouldn''t change the fact that he caused Shouko to be bullied. But if he didn''t do so and leave while pretending like nothing happened, the strong guilt would continue to torment his conscience. And even if he used all his strength to stop them, he would be beaten up. No matter what he chose, he couldn''t retreat completely, and there would be an emotional or physical scar. His mind was in a completely blank slate. The normally logical reasoning of his couldn''t operate at all. Yuuji wanted to cover his head, squat down, not look and ignore it. (What should I dosomeonesomeone save me!) A weak begging cry could be heard in his mind. Actually, Yuuji already knew that if there was only one correct choice, it would be to summon his courage and take the first step forward. However, fear distracted him, forcing him to be unable to make the correct decision. (Damn it, those guys are sixth graders. Three of themI cant beat them on my own!) Would he be beaten up by them? Would he be walloped by them? Would he cry because of the pain? Yuujis mind started to imagine tragic things, causing him to tremble. Thinking it through, even if he rushed forward, there wouldnt be any benefit at all. But while thinking about that, another thought crept into Yuujis mind. (Why must I be scared here!? Shoukos being bullied because of me! I should be taking responsibility for that! Why am I thinking about those useless things here!) This was the first time Yuuji felt so ashamed of himself. Whether its the hero of anime or the male lead in a manga, none of them would be looking so ridiculous. Even though they knew that they couldnt beat the enemy, they would leap into danger without hesitation just to save the girl. But right now, he could only stand outside and tremble. He was actually trembling in the face of those idiots he looked down on, rooted to the spot. He was, he was the one who caused that girl in front of him to be bullied. Thinking more into it, he found himself pitiful, shameful, belittled. His intellect would only bring him to that level. Right now, in front of him, he had something he had to do, something he had to be angry about, something he had to fight for, but yet his mind was confused, thinking about everything else. Was that his so-called intellect? If thats truewouldnt the stupid guy who doesnt think and get angry when appropriate be the cooler person to him? Yuuji bit his lower lip so forcefully until tears were about to come out from his eyes, yet he just stood there, unable to take the initial step. Just when Yuuji was having that internal conflict inside his head, there seemed to be a new development to this incident. Dont Shoukos feeble cry entered his ears. As he was hiding, Yuuji didnt really understand what was going on in the classroom. He just saw a boy spreading Shouko wide open from behind, and another one boy with his arm out at her chest. At this moment, Yuuji suddenly remembered what Shouko said the day before. Shouko did mention that her breasts grew. Would there be a prank of that kind happening? (Shes a girl. Therell be emotional scars on her if they really did that!) Children at this age would only vaguely understand things about the opposite gender, so Yuuji didnt know how much emotional damage it would cause to the girl. (Just call for help, Shouko! Ill get sensei to save you once you shout for help!) Once Shoukos willing to call for help, itll be what she wanted. At that point, Yuuji just needed to get the teacher to solve the problem. Then, Yuuji wouldnt lose anything. Even if she were to be forced to transfer, it would be her mistake in making such a decision, and it wouldnt be Yuujis fault. People forced into desperation would often come up with some ridiculous reasoning. (So what about transferring schools? At least its better than being hurtso just hurry up and call for help!) Yuji kept waiting for Shouko to voice out. Just one sentence, one magic spell that could save him and Shouko. Once she said it, he would be freed, and he would be freed once he heard it. Trying to run away from the guilt and terror, Yuuji continued to wait for that sentence to pop out. A save me, a somebody, anything would do. Anyway, he just hoped for her to call for a third partyespecially an adultto interfere. He would rather have her choose this, since he preferred her to transfer out than to be bullied. Yuuji just kept wishing, wishing and wishing And then, Shouko finally opened her mouth, II DON''T WANT TO TRANSFER SCHOOLS! Oh, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DDOOOOIINNNNGGG!!! That voice made Shouko doubt her ears. The owner of that voice shouldnt be here. He shouldnt be here to save her. Even if hes here, it shouldnt be him. The person overturned all these possibilities that shouldnt have happened; the most important friend to Shouko stood up for her to save her. WH, WHO IS IT!? The boys all then looked over. They looked so awkward, probably because they thought of the possibility that it could be a teacher. Thanks to this unexpected passer-by, the force holding onto Shouko relaxed. u!! In that moment, Shouko shook her hands off and got away. But to the boys, it seems like it doesnt matter even if Shouko got away now. The, THERE ARE THINGS THAT CAN BE DONE AND THINGS THAT CANT BE DONEEE!! YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!!! Thats a shout from Yuuji that was never heard before, and it was loud and trembling. Its hard to imagine this Yuuji in front of them shouting with such a panicked tone. Wh, what, so its Sakamoto. I thought that sensei was hereyou scared me, you punk! Oh, just nice of you to be here. We were looking for you. The boys got arrogant after knowing that Yuuji came alone. The excitement they had in the little scuffle is now overwhelmed by the superiority they feel as they threatened him. Ihave nothing to say to you. Yuuji got overwhelmed by their presence, and his voice got softer. Even though theyre not so bad that they can be called delinquents, the three boys were neither cowards nor kind folks. They wont back away after seeing a lowerclassmen. You dont, but we do. Youre too haughty, twit. The three of them closed in on Yuuji to prevent him from escaping. Im busywell finish it off next time. Lets go, Shouko. Yuuji muttered and walked over to grab Shouko on the hand, wanting her to leave. I TOLD YOU TO HOLD IT THERE! An upperclassman grabbed Yuuji forcefully on the shoulder, and the other two boys stretch their arms wide to prevent Yuuji from escaping. Now that their prey came over while theyre all excited, the boys wouldnt let him go easily. What? Im busy hereoi! Yuuji wanted to swing that arm aside, but the boy wasnt so weak as to be pushed aside with just one hand. He was finally shoved aside with both hands, but the other two boys blocked his exit. He couldnt escape no matter what. Yuuji stood in front of Shouko to hide her behind, and whispered to her without looking back. Shouko, yougo back. But. GO BACK! Yuuji shouted with a trembling voice. Shouko was so shook up to the core, and she found Yuujis fist shaking as well. Yu, Yuuji JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO BACK! YOULL ONLY MAKE TROUBLE FOR ME HERE!! Yuuji gritted his teeth and shouted out the thoughts in his mind. It wasnt just his voice and hands trembling, as the terror of the three bigger and stronger upperclassmen struck Yuuji, causing his entire body to tremble. I, Ill call sensei here SHUT UP! JUST HURRY UP AND GO BACK!! Yuuji knew how Shouko wished to stay in this school, and he knew what Shoukos grandfather would do if this situation was voiced out. Since it happened, he couldnt let Shouko call the teacher over. Also, more than thatShouko kept resisting, yet if Yuuji was only worried about himself and let her call the teacher over, it would end with her transferring schools, and that would be too embarrassing and ugly of him. He doesnt have the right to cover his head and tremble because Shouko got bullied. Cowering in fear of the upperclassmen he looked down on, and being pitied by the girl he should be saving; these were enough to crush Yuujis cockiness yesterday completely. The complaint came from Yuujis stammering mouthor rather, it would be an apology to Shouko who got involved in this. II was able to study well, so, I thought I wouldnt lose to adults, I thought I was someone amazing Yuuji But it wasnt like thatno matter how much I studied, how many foreign languages I learnt, Ill still be afraid, scared that Ill be beaten by these guys whore doing such things! Shouko couldnt see Yuujis expression from her direction, but she noticed the water droplets dripping down Yuujis face. He could only stand down there and imagine his destiny of being beaten down by them, let alone protect the girl beside him. Yuuji could only grit his teeth with regards to that inevitable outcome and his own uselessness. Seeing Yuuji like that, Shouko forced herself to hold back her own tears and answered back. Un, I, Ill begoingfirst Most likely, Yuuji didnt want to let others see him get beaten down like that. He probably didnt want to admit being beaten to a pulp, crying, rolling on the floor like that. Shouko held back the frustration of having to leave Yuuji behind and running away, and escaped the classroom as what Yuuji had told her to do. UuuUWAAAAAAHHHH!! Running away from Yuuji, who screamed and cried as he attacked, Shoukos tears continued to fall. Welcome back, Yuuji. Like usual, Yukino welcomed Yuuji back once he got home. Yuuji wordlessly took his shoes off and stepped into the house. Yukino stared silently at her son, who didnt explain anything, and asked. The school calledyou had a fight with the upperclassmen? Yukinos words made Yuuji stop. Did something happen? Nothingnothing at all. Yuuji answered without looking back. Something did happen, right? You actually fought with your upperclassmen. I just didnt like those guys, so I beat them up. No special reason, none. He repeated the same reason he said at school. The teachers at school were asking did something happen and they beat you up first, right, but Yuuji just continued to stubbornly answer I beat up them because I just didnt like them. The sixth graders didnt deny that too. Though the teachers were wondering what the sixth graders were doing in a fifth graders classroom, but since the person involved himself kept repeating the same answer, they couldnt pursue the matter further. This incident could only be treated as a scandal caused by Yuuji, a scandal of a model student that removed any possibility of him being recommended to a famous school. They irritated youis that why you fought? Yeah, so!? Mommy thinks that this isnt good. Ignoring those words, Yuuji wordlessly went up to his own room upstairs. Yuuji only managed to land a punch at the beginning, and then he was beaten badly. Of course, he couldnt say that, and it was only because of a teacher walking by coincidentally that he was saved. He didnt say anything once he was brought to the classroom. Of course, he didnt say anything about what happened before the fight as well. Hey, Yuuji, wait. I havent SHUT UP! I JUST BEAT THEM UP BECAUSE I FOUND THEM ANNOYING! THERES NO OTHER REASON! Ah, Yuuji. He grumbled as he ran up the stairs, and then, a loud slam of the door could be heard. So you beat them up because they irritated you, is it She repeated what her son just said. The words that should have only ill intent in them were etched on her mind. Aunty Realizing that Yuuji wasnt around, Shouko walked out from the living room. Yukino told her not to appear in front of Yuuji. Im sorry for making you hear mother and son quarrel, Shouko-chan. Unun. It was, because of me Ara, Yuuji didnt say that. He just said that I beat them up because those guys irritated me, But its because Yuuji was protecting me. Yuuji Un. I understand. You already told me what really happened, Shouko-chan. Shouko ran out of the classroom, found the schools number at a public phone booth, made an anonymous call to the office, and came to Yuujis house to explain what Yuuji really did. Aunty. Why didnt Yuuji tell you what really happened? He saved meYuuji will be treated as a bad guy Perhaps considering Yuujis future, Shoukos expression darkened. But as a mother, Yukino said to Shouko without any malice, I think its best for that child. Bestbut, hell be a bad guy? He finally managed to earn the praises of the teachers, got recommended to Shimozuki Middle schoolhe wont have them now, right? U~nperhaps that might happen. Wou, wouldnt Yuuji be, sad or something? I dont really know about that, because thats a choice that kid did after thinking it through. As a mother, I can only pretend not to know anything. Perhaps Yukino might have seemed cruel to Shouko as they had different reasoning, but Yukinos expression was completely different from what she saidit was a kind expression anyone could comprehend. ? Yuuji couldnt go Shimozuki Middle School anymore, but aunty looks so happy Yes. Ive never been so proud of being that kids mother like today. Im happier about that rather than having a kid who can study. Yukino gave a bright smile. Rather than having full marks for an exam, first in a national mock exam, the scandal today made Yukino more proud than ever. Yuujisso kind Not making any excuses for anyone, Shouko murmured to herself. Yuuji protected me. He couldnt fight, he suffered, he was treated as a bad guy, yet he did that all to protect me. He even lied to his mother for that cause. On thinking about this, a gradually expanding emotion grew up inside her. excuse me, aunty. What is it, Shouko-chan? I want to be Yuujis bride when I grow up. Ara ara, thats too early. Ill definitely, definitely make him happy. Fufu, thats something Yuuji should be saying to Shouko-chan, right? Thats not true. Then, I hope that Yuuji would say that to Shouko-chan one day. Aunty will cheer you on. Really? Thats right. As long as Shouko-chan wont hate Yuuji, right? Once Yukino asked that, Shouko again confirmed her own feelings. Would her feelings for Yuuji cool one day? Would she lose her feelings for this boy who protected her while trembling and crying? She continued to ask herself. And then, she told the answer she got clearly to Yukino. No problems. I will love him forever, definitely. Thatsa firm belief that could be a prophecy of her own heart. Volume 6.5, Authors Notes Volume 6.5, Author''s Notes Thank you for picking up this book; I am the author of this novel, Inoue Kenji. Without knowing it, this series has already reached its eighth volume. I really didn''t expect to be able to come this far! To all of you who have accompanied me on this journey, I thank you. I promise to continue working hard from now on! On a side note, the pages given for the afterword aren''t much, so I apologize for not being able to talk much this time. Although, I do have much to say to thank everyone, as well as many interesting day-to-day encounters to share! Its a pity I cant, but please allow me to at least write the title of what I had actually intended to share this time. Inoue Kenji VS Moving Company''s Onee-san ~ Allow me to explain the contents of the box ~ ? Thats not it! This is a misunderstanding! Its not that there is any H-stuff in there. Its just that well, therere many reasons Id like to explain it in detail, but regrettably, therere not enough pages, so I guess Ill have to find some other time to do so If only I could have about 10 pages for the afterword Well, lets leave that aside and talk about the more important matters. As this may include spoilers, Id like to suggest those who havent read this volume yet to not read this first. First of all is an important note. Please take a look at the page 128, Fumizuki News Columns ?Himeji Mizukis 3-Minute Cooking Lesson? With regards to the above recipe, I urge all to never attempt it. When talking about strong digestive organs, we usually associate it with the iron stomach expression. Regardless, even if the stomach is really made of iron, this dish would, without any hesitations, melt that piece of iron. Though this may be a solution to over-eating or indigestion, please consider this matter carefully. Minor ailments, like over-eating and indigestion, are completely incomparable to something as priceless as life. Also, although adding sulfuric acid to starch does result in hydrolysis, one cannot simply take matters as such. If you want it sweet, please just settle it with sugar, which would be enough. Similarly, if you want it sour, add lemon juice, not chloro-acetic acid! There is completely no need to ignore easily obtainable ingredients from the supermarket, and substitute it with dangerous chemicals. In the first place, meat does not need to be sour! In addition, it is equally dangerous to add sulfuric acid into food, even as a preservative. Should there be a need, just put it into a vacuum container and put it in the freezer. Beef and Potato Stew, transcending the laws of nature, releasing pink or green gases, are better known as biochemical weapons in the 3-dimensional world. Saying that I am only making Beef and Potato Stew after the neighbours have called the police would only warrant psychological test during the trial. Therefore, I ask all to never attempt it. Continuing on, is the explanation for the short stories. Though I have discussed with the editor-in-charge during the planning stages, during then, he told me its also okay for me to try writing more freely. Therefore, while drowning in this happiness and freedom, I ended up with the cruel reality of writing about cross-dressing in three of the four stories. What? Just which way does this Inoue Kenji swing? No matter what, please do not think that I have misunderstood the meaning of the word freedom. The past between Yuuji and Shouko I apologize for not writing it with the usual idiotic style. I would feel honoured if those who are unused to it were to take it as an end of volume appendix. Well, well, before I noticed, I was only left with a few lines. Then, it shall be the usual customary thanks, my apologies for it being slightly simple. Haga-sensei in charge of the illustrations, N-sama in charge of editing, Kagaya-san in charge of the ideas as well as a certain reader, thank you, its been tough on you all this while. Although all of my tributes have always been like this, but my feelings are, without a shred of pretension, filled with gratitude. Then, I will still be in the care of everyone here from now on! Then, let us meet again next time on the stage of Baka Test! Volume 7, The First Question Volume 7, The First Question "Shouko." "" "Shouko." "" "Oi, Shouko." "Ahsorry. What is it, Yuuji?" "Hand it over." "EhI think it can''t be helped." "What do you mean it can''t be helped? Just hand that thing over to me." "But" "No buts. Stop saying so much and hand it over to me." "ButI''m not pregnant yet" "Hold on, we seemed to have skipped a lot of parts and into some unbelievable part!" "?" "Why are you revealing such a puzzled lookwhat in the world are you thinking I was asking you to hand over?" "Breast milk." "Okay. This isn''t a question about the word usage, but a communication breakdown." "Am I right?" "DAMN RIGHT YOUR ARE! WHAT''S WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN? HOW CAN THERE BE SUCH A RIDICULOUS ANSWER!?" "I''m thinking of the life I''ll have with Yuuji after we get married." "Really? A family life after getting married. I see. But even so, your answer''s way too creepy!" "I''m discussing with Yuuji about having 10+ children." "Hold on, I think you just added one more digit there." "Yuuji wanted 37, but I wanted 38, so we ended up quarreling over it." "If we ended up with that many children, I don''t think having one less will matter much anyway." "No matter how good the relationship between husband and wife are, there are some parts where I can''t back away." "Oh, okay okay. I''m fine with it, is that alright?" "Oh yeah. If it wasn''t breast milk, what does Yuuji want me to hand over?" "I feel like I''m one huge pervert after hearing such a sentence" "I won''t forgive anyone who treats a pervert as Yuuji." "YOU''RE THE BIGGEST REASON! AND DIDN''T YOU JUST MIX THE ORDER WRONG!? YOU''RE NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM SOMEONE WHO SUPPORTS PERVERTS!" "So, what is it about." "You don''t care about it and want to bring this to an endah, never mind. It''s troublesome. What I want you to hand over is that large bag you''re holding tightly onto." "There''s nothing inside." "Shouko, I got a wedding ring for you. Please hand your hand over to me." "I''m so happy." "Sigh, really. You would hand your left hand over without hesitation when I mentioned a wedding ring? I don''t know whether I should be freaked out by that or what. Okay let me see, there''rewedding magazines, hypnotism guidebooks, books on how to train dogs--HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DAMN IT!" "Return it to me." "WHO''LL RETURN IT TO YOU! I''LL KEEP ALL THESE FOR MY OWN SAFETY!" "I''ll be bothered. There are things that I agreed to hand over to Kubo." "I see. It''s bad to not follow through your agreement. Take it back." "And your true thoughts?" "Though I have to take some risk, since something fun will happen to Akihisa, I''ll just close my eyes to this." "Yuuji can really be cruel at times." "Shouko, what are you blabbering about? I''m just thinking about that guy''s happiness." "If that''s the case, let me think of how to have a happy family together with Yuuji." "No need to think about that. Or rather, I don''t want to listen to it." "First, it''ll be Yuuji''s marriage proposalthen, the confession" "Oi, are you listening to me? Anyway, you mixed up the order already!" "Wedding ceremonyhoneymoon" "Not goodshe''s not listening to me anymore. It''s like she just took drugs and got some hallucination." "A happy couple''s lifea sweet honeymoon" "Ah, that''s right. My mom seems like she got something she wants me to hand over to you. I remember she said something about the edge of the headdress or something." "Worth celebratingthe first child" "Oi Shouko, I''m putting that in." "Her name''s Shoyu (soy sauce)is a girl" "Oi, are you listening?" "A beautiful housethe children running aroundand a puppy with a leash" "Oh well, I''ll just put it in then." "And then, a tied and locked up Yuuji" "THERE DEFINITELY WON''T BE ANY HAPPINESS IN THAT FAMILY! THE WORD ''HAPPINESS'' DEFINITELY CAN''T BE LINKED TO ME!" "Ah, I''m sorry. I''m just thinking about somethingwhat did you say?" "If the definition of a happy family is me using a dog house as a home, then where will the puppy stay inthere''re too many things I could argue aboutanyway, take this." "Ah, thank you for returning it to me." "Make sure to hand it over to Kubo!" "I''ll hand it over to him after school." "Hm, with that, Kubo and Akihisa should be rather happy." "Yoshii? Why?" "That''s because a lot of things will happen. Akihisa''s life is going to be a lot more interesting." Please read through the following passage and answer the following question. At the end of the 19th century, the Prime Minister of Germany developed the world''s first Health Insurance Policy with the aim of helping the poor. At the same time, he also introduced the Socialist Legislation. The Legislation is often called the ''( ) and Whip Policy''. First Question: Please state the name of the Prime Minister at that time. Second Question: Please fill in the blanks. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: ''Q1: Bismarck Q2: (Candy) and Whip Policy'' Teacher''s comments: That''s correct. Under the name of politics, Bismarck pushed hard for a Health Insurance Policy--in other words, it was to give ''candy'' to the people. On the other hand, the socialist legislation''s ''whip'' suppressed the citizens. Giving them candy and the whip at the same time. There are many instances of this method being used, not just in politics. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: ''Q1: Elizabeth'' Teacher''s Comments Whip--> Your Highness--> Queen Elizabeth. Recently, I started to understand your trail of thoughts. Sensei''s emotions are really complicated. Yoshi Ahikisa''s Answer: ''Q2: (Whip) and whip policy'' Teacher''s Comments That''s too many whips. In front of us, Ironman''s arms are folded as he silently stares at us class F students. Facing our homeroom teacher, our class representative Sakamoto Yuuji says in a lecturing tone. "Nishimura-sensei. Don''t you think we need more details to satisfy our thirst for knowledge?" Yuuji''s eyes are stared deep into the other person''s eyes. These words can most likely reach the ears, and even the heart. But Ironman doesn''t answer as he stares at Yuuji and waits for him to continue on. Yuuji smiles, perhaps satisfied with his attitude and says, "Since ancient times, all the technological development had a shadow of war behind it. The development of iron wasn''t meant for industrial purpose, but to create swords and armor. Horses weren''t bred to be domesticated, but to be trained into war horses for soldiers to ride on. If I need to specify a few modern examples, the development of nuclear technology was meant to be created for war." "" Ironman still remains silent and doesn''t say anything. "With technology developed into such a positive outcome, the darkness of humans warring with each other still remains. This may be an exaggeration, but because of the dangerous intent of ''war'', technology was able to develop so rapidly, and this is a fact that can''t be changed." "" Ironman still doesn''t say anything. "The original technology was developed with curiosity as the driving force. Since ancient times, no matter where it is, this logic won''t change." "" "But if we need to have a more effective outcome to this motivation--through real examples, most of the scenarios are ''a detailed motive'' of fighting, called the ''victory of war''." "" "What I mean isn''t that war is necessary. A lot of people will die, and we''ll be killing each other--in terms of animal instincts, isn''t this the biggest cardinal sin and act of stupidity that goes against what we are?" "" "However, even though we know that it''s stupid, as long as well can learn the lessons behind it, there will be value. This is the truth behind the saying ''a curious mind will have a detailed aim and get a good outcome'' - having said so much, I suppose sensei understands what I mean." After Yuuji said till here, Ironman, who kept silent up till now, finally responds, "Sakamoto, I understand what you mean. Like what you said, having a sense of curiosity is unrelated to the aim, and I don''t deny it. However--" Ironman puts down the folded arms and clearly tells everyone. "--I won''t be returning those A-books to you people." """DAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!""" Ironman''s merciless words cause all the boys in class F to weep tears as we cry out in protest. The new term started, and a large squad of teachers that don''t seem to have any blood or tears got their defensive line set up and blocked us, the people who still worked hard to get to school even while rubbing our sleepy eyes. Before we could even resist, we could only see all our personal items get confiscated, so that''s why we were giving a speech to Ironman. "WHY, NISHIMURA-SENSEI!? DIDN''T YOU LISTEN TO THAT IMPASSIONATE SPEECH BY YUUJI!? IF WE WANT TO UNDERSTAND MORE ABOUT THE SUBJECT ''HEALTH EDUCATION'' AND INCREASE OUR KNOWLEDGE OF IT, IT''S NECESSARY FOR US TO ''UNDERSTAND THE A-BOOKS''!!" "Stop reading those hi-class A-books that have no relation with studying. How old are you anyway?" "ASKING ME HOW OLD I AM!? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!? THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE!" "Look carefully, isn''t it clearly labelled ''18 and above''!!?" Uuthis damned teacher actually used such logic against us! "PLEASE NISHIMURA-SENSEI! PLEASE RETURN THOSE BOOKS TO US!!" "WEWE MUST HAVE THOSE BOOKS NO MATTER WHAT!!!" "PLEASE! PLEASE GIVE US A LIFELINE TO HEALTH EDUCATION!!" "PLEASE, NISHIMURA-SENSEI!!" """PLEASE!!!""" "QUIET! STOP USING THAT CASUAL PLEADING TONE THAT WOULD APPEAR IN HOT-BLOODED TV DRAMAS FOR ME TO RETURN THE A-BOOKS TO YOU!!" The class'' sincere wish never reached Ironman''s heart. How can there be such a cruel and heartless teacher in this world!? "If that''s the case, would you consider something, sensei?" "What do you want, Yoshii? I don''t have time to listen to your nonsense." "Those aren''t A-books. Those are reference books for us to study health education." "Everyone, go get ready. We''re starting lesson. Self-study period is about to end as well." We at our wits end. If this keeps up, our precious treasures will "DAMN IT! IF THAT''S THE CASE, WE''LL GET THEM BACK WITH OUR ABILITY! WE''LL BET OUR LIVES AGAINST IRONMAN FOR OUR REFERENCE BOOKS (A-BOOKS)!!" "WOOOOHHH!!!" Everyone stood up and surround Ironman. We have the advantage in numbers, and even if the enemy''s a superhuman freak, we can''t possibly lose. "Kukuso you brats have guts." But even when he''s facing such a dangerous situation, Ironman doesn''t look like he''s about to waver. "ALL OF YOU, BRING IT ON!!!" "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Facing the hated sworn enemy of ours, all the boys in our class F clench our fists and charge at him. "That guy''sdefinitely not human" My bad friend who was talking enthusiastically just now, Sakamoto Yuuji, muttered bitterly. He has solid physique and is used to fighting, but after he was just punched hard, he couldn''t even get up even till now. "Yeahwhy is it that he could take on 47 high school guys like that" Before I could even summon my summoned beast, I got choked on the neck and fainted. My classmates who fell beside me either got choked or got tossed over the shoulder. And after one cross immobilization, Ironman proceeded to crush us all with all sorts of judo techniques. And even against so many people, he was able to win easily even after controlling his force such that we don''t have any wounds on us. Ironman''s not an ordinary person no matter how we see it! Are all people who like Ironman triathlon this amazing? "Those movements are already equivalent to that of a human weapon." Another classmate of mine, Muttsulini, real name is Tsuchiya Kouta, lowered his shoulders and muttered dejectedly. Anyone can tell from his nickname that he''s a guy whose driving force in this world is on ERO. The bitter loss of having his A-books confiscated, he should be more dejected than anyone else. On a side note, Muttsulini used a taser attack, but in a short moment, his weapon got taken and he ended up being tasered instead. To be able to take away the weapon from the fast Muttsulini, it''s impossible to do this without being at the pinnacle of martial arts. "I say, you guys. Why are you always united in such situations" Giving us a ''really, what''s with you guys look'' is one of the few girls in class F, Shimada Minami. She''s a girl with long slender limbs and a ponytail and a part that''s a lot flatter than normalbut I''ll just add the wounds on me if I say that. Better not say that. If I continue to take more guilt and pain, maybe my daily life will be badly influenced. "United? Do we look that united?" "Well, more than being unitedI just want to say, why would the guys in classbring such stuff to school" Saying that, Minami''s face start to blush a bit. She should have seen the covers of some of those books. "Well, guys have some things that they have to do no matter what." "What exactly was the reason that all the guys in class would bring such a thing" As summer vacation ended, Muttsurini Company organized a ''Collection report festival (summer)'', only to be met with an inspection. Did someone leak the news to those teachers? To actually detect our underground information network, we shouldn''t underestimate those teachers'' information network after all. "But it can''t be helped that they were confiscated. Welland Akihisa-kun, I feel that it''s a little too early for all of you to touch those books" Speaking up as well is another one of our healer girlsHimeji Mizuki-san. According to rumours amongst the 2nd years, the long, gentle hair on her, the presence she gives, and a certain part of her body seem to release anions. Also, her voice causes my dejected will to recover. "Uueven if you say that, I really can''t accept it" THAT WAS MY PRIZED COLLECTION!! I WAS BARELY ABLE TO HIDE IT FROM MY SIS, AND NOW IT GOT CONFISCATED AT SCHOOL BECAUSE I WAS UNAWAREIS THERE A PLACE IN A WORLD FOR ME TO HIDE SAFELY!!? "Spot-check? It wasn''t too long ago that they had a sudden spot-check. No wonder everyone let their guard down." Another one of class F''s opposite gender, Hideyoshi, consoled me. He has slender limbs and a soft and shiny hair, and a cute smile with that. Though he kept stressing that he''s a guy, I feel that Hideyoshi should open his eyes wide and look at reality. "It''s true that it was unexpected. I got some little things confiscated by sensei, like DVDs, magazines, and my little pillow" "YeahI got a few things confiscatedlike CDs, light novels, and my little pillow" What''s going on? I seem to have heard something that an ordinary high school student normally won''t bring to school. "What the heck, so Himeji and Shimada got things confiscated. What about you, Hideyoshi?" "Umsome props I wanted to use in drama were confiscated by him, and I actually got a handheld console game confiscated" Hideyoshi answered Yuuji bitterly. Speaking of which, Hideyoshi seem to be acting in a modern drama now. Since his costumes got confiscated the last time, it''s impossible to ask Ironman to return that to him. "I actually forgot to be cautious of spot-checks" Muttsurini, who''s already frail-looking, curls his back, looking even smaller. If this guy actually cautiously analysed the situation, he should have noticed that the teachers intended to carry out a spot-check. This time, everyone seemed to have been too careless. I suppose one of the reasons why we were so careless was because we focused on the preparation of the ''Collection report festival (summer)''. "To actually come up with a spot-check plan on the 2nd yearsthe teachers should have planned this in a meeting while we were still having summer vacation." "Really, those teachers'' methods are so underhanded." And it was on the day after school opening. That''s really too much. If it happened on the day itself, everyone would have some sense of cautiousness, but everyone would definitely drop their guard on the second day. It''s true that the school rules indicated that ''items that aren''t related to the teaching curriculum are forbidden'', but this is too strict no matter what. "Sigh. Good thing our handphones weren''t confiscated. That''s the only good thing, I guess" "But it will still be confiscated immediately if it suddenly rings in the middle of class." Perhaps considering that there may be a need for a sudden emergency call, the teachers didn''t confiscate handphones even when finding them. But Yuuji''s right. If it rings in the middle of class, it will definitely be confiscated, "Oh yeah, Akihisa, do you have anything else that got confiscated other than those picture albums?" Hideyoshi asked as he pointed at my back. I really feel regretful about that he sounded like I got other things confiscated besides those picture albums, But facts are facts, so I can''t argue back. Speaking of what Ironman confiscated "Well, books, CDs, games, photos (of Himeji-san, Minami and Hideyoshi in swimsuits)" "So not only those picture albums got confiscated, even ordinary photos were confiscatedthose teachers have stone hearts." "YeahI just bought them from Muttsurini Company today, and I didn''t even manage to see any of them" And I came here so early in the morning just to buy them. What a waste "Really a pityI always looked forward to hugging this photoand even wanted to put a picture of the person in the swimsuit on it." "Me too. I thought that I could have a good dream tonight" Why would Himeji-san and Minami agree with me? "Then what about you, Yuuji? What else did you lose?" If I''m to continue asking Himeji-san and Minami, I feel that I will be severely depressed, so I decided to ask Yuuji. "My MP3 player got confiscated. I just added a few new songs to it yesterday. Damn it! That infuriates me!" Yuuji said that unhappily. I see, Yuuji''s MP3 player got confiscated again. I remember something like that happened before "Speaking of which, Muttsurini, your camera got confiscated again, right?" "(Nods head)." Muttsurini looks devastated as he nods his head. If he joins the photography club, he would definitely be allowed to carry a cameraNOT! Besides, he''s always taking those kinds of pictures anyway "Even the memory card with those photos got confiscated. I can''t sell them for the time being." """EEHHHHH!!!???""" How, how did this happen? He can''t sell photos at this time? Being unable to see the greatness of these photos even when knowing that they''re there, that''s basically torture for me!! "DO SOMETHING, MUTTSURINI! DON''T YOU PREPARE BACK-UPS OR SOMETHING?" "THAT''S RIGHT, TSUCHIYA-KUN! DON''T YOU HAVE BACK-UP DATA!?" "Should be able to find them by searching the computers, right?" How can Muttsurini possibly make the error of not backing-up ordinary people would do? Saying that he''s unable to sell them, that''s definitely a lie!! "I do have time, but it''ll be a while before I can retrieve them." """How, how did it end up like this""" On hearing his answer, Minami, Himeji-san and me inadvertently collapsed onto the floor, using our hands to support ourselves. It''s true that Muttsurini has way too many photos. If he has to recover the data of all the photos, it may really take a long time. In other words, we have to wait for him to save those photos and refine them before we can finally get the finished product, and we can only wait and wither. "Oi, did you hear that?" "I did! Seems like he said it will be a while before he can finally sell themI might as well die if I have to wait until I can see Himeji, Shimada and Kinosheeta in swimsuits!" "Not just that. I heard that there were also photos of Kirishima and Kudou and other beatiful onee-sansif I can''t see those photos, I''ll, I''ll actually" Moans of agony could be heard from all over the classroom. To us guys who aren''t popular with girls, Muttsurini''s photos are the only ones who can give life to us. "Oi, Yuuji, now what? Are we doing ''that''?" "That''s rightif we just allow this abuse of power to happen, there will be even more troubles to our school lifealright, let''s do this, Akihisa! Wait till those teachers, especially Ironman, leave the staff room at lunch break. We''ll sneak in and get back our dreams and hopes!!" "ALRIGHT!" In order to get back those confiscated items, Yuuji revived. "I can''t just let Yuuji and Akihisa fight this tough battle." Muttsurini''s rejuvenated as well. His eyes are as determined as before. As expected of Muttsurini, the nickname ''silent pervert'' isn''t just for show! "Hold it, you guys!" "It''s a no-go if you forget about us!" "Hehe, aren''t we good buddies?" "Ev, everyone" Before I noticed it, all the guys in class F have already stood up. That''s right, even though our precious treasures were confiscated, we will never cry to bed. Once we snatch the possibility back, we will get back what belongs to us with courage, perseverance and teamwork! Even if there''s a little hope, we will never give up! "Well, actually, everyone, please calm down" At this moment, a voice stopped us. The person who stopped us from rushing to the office "Himeji-san?" Is Himeji-san, whose hands are cupped in front of her chest. After everyone turned to look at her, Himeji-san finally says what she feels. "Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kunI feel that this isn''t right." "What you''re talking aboutis it referring to sneaking into the staff room?" "That''s right." Himeji-san nodded her head slightly. Welleven if you think that it''s bad, but "But if we don''t do this, those confiscated items won''t come back. Himeji-san, you want to get back those things Ironman confiscated, right?" We already tried whimpering to beg for them, but it was futile. If that''s the case, we have no other choice but to forcefully grab our own things back with our own hands. "As, as for that, if sensei''s willing to give us back those things, I''ll be really happybut besides, we were the ones who broke the school rules in the first place" Saying that, Himeji-san lifted her head and looked up at me. Uuseeing her look at me like this, I really feel that I''m doing something bad here "Sigh, Mizuki''s right. Who asked us to break the rules first? If we won''t accept our punishment and create another problem, it would be too" Minami agreed with Himeji-san. "That''s right, so I feel that it''s bad to sneak into the staff room. Andit''s sly no matter what I think." Sly, is itit''s true that we broke the rules and got our stuff confiscated. And sneaking into the staff room to get back those stuff isn''t a manly thing. "Yuuji, what do we do now? Himeji-san already said this. Sneaking into the staff room, it''s a bit too" Really, my enthusiasm subsided. "Ahwhat do you mean by that. Since Himeji and Shimada already said that, we can only think of another way" No, not just Yuuji. I guess everyone else in class is thinking the same, because they''re all looking rather awkward. "Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun, everyonedo you understand what I mean?" "Yeah. We understand what Himeji and Shimada meant. So it came down to that, huh?" Trying to retract back what he just said, Yuuji declares, "THIS ISN''T THE TIME FOR SNEAKY LITTLE TRICKS!! WE''RE GOING TO KILL IRONMAN AND GET BACK OUR ITEMS HEAD ON, ISN''T THAT RIGHT!!?" "THAT''S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!" It''s really not manly of us to do such sneaky stuff in front of the girls. How can we let them see us in such an embarrassing manner. If we''re going to do that, let''s party!! Thus, us class F guys decided to launch a sudden battle during lunch break. "So I say, why are you guys so simple-minded" After that, we sat straight and ended up kneeling on the hard floor of the detention room (without chairs too). Under Ironman''s supervision, we could only finish the pile of supplementary questions obediently. "Damn it, that''s too dirty! Taking our precious and beating us up badly, now they even set an ambush of summoned beasts in the staff roomthose teachers are too despicable!!" "Yeah. They actually set an ambush against our manly head-on attackthat''s not something a mature adult should have!!" "Yoshii, Sakamoto. Both of you actually have time to talk. I''ll give you a present." ""AAHH!!"" Pomp! Another book was added on us. I don''t think it''s possible to answer them all today "THAT''S TOO DESPICABLE!! YOU''RE DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN, YOU BLACK GORILLA!!" "YOU BLACK GORILLA!! YOU NEVER INTENDED TO LET US GO HOME TODAY!!" "Speaking of which, it seems like both of you haven''t handed in your holiday assignments, right?" Pomp! Another assessment book landed in front of us. "That''s interest for handing in your homework late. If you hand them in a week later, I''ll add another book." ""AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!"" We can''t take it anymore! This demonic teacher''s just trying to wreck us mentally before killing us!! "Yoshii and Sakamoto are both idiotsthey clearly didn''t value their lives when they went up against that gorilla." "Wouldn''t we be alright if we followed that gorilla obediently?" "It''s because they spent all their energy resisting that the gorilla has his eyes on them." "Speaking of which, I just remembered. You guys haven''t handed in your summer holiday assignments. Well, relax, I''m impartial, so I''ll let everyone pay the same amount of interest." """UUUBBBOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!""" The holiday assignments that weren''t handed in, the supplementary questions, and the additional questionsour homework load just increased. Forcing us to this extent, what kind of sick interests do they have!!! "Damn you, IronmanI''ll pay you back for this!" "That bastard, we''ll wait and see!" "I will never forget this grudge!" "Watch out when you walk down an empty dark street at night!" "Watch it, I''ll stick tacks in your shoes!" "If that''s the case, I''ll spread the rumours that Ironman''s a homo in school" "And another book." """UUUBBBOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!""" The 3 girls who didn''t take part in the raid are having lessons with class E, and the 47 guys of class F are imprisoned in the detention room. This is really too tragical. Just looking at all the class F guys being unable to take the heat and having the few girls of hope taken from them, and the lecturer''s this Ironman, our anger rose to unlimited edges. "Really, why don''t you learnsince you can spend so much energy on such useless stuff, use that exercise to spend off that excess energy. It''s about time for the sports meet too." Ironman sighed and said. The 2nd semester just started, and the grand-scale activity--Fumitzuki Gakuen''s sports meet is suddenly around the corner. The main aim of this event is to ensure that the students who spent the long summer vacation relaxing to rejuvenate themselves. Since everyone''s gotten giddy over vacation and can''t concentrate during lessons, how about having a sports meet to get everyone on track--I guess that''s what the school thinks, right? It''s really something that that principal would think of." "Okay, I still have to go back to clear up that staff room you guys messed up, so stay here and do your homework. If you dare to runI''ll show you what Hell''s like." Leaving behind this ominous threat, Ironman turns and walks out of the detention room, and even locks the room up from the outside before leaving. Don''t think of leaving, he basically set up all precautions. "Oh yeah, it''s soon to be time for the sports meet. Speaking of sports meetabout that, right?" Yuuji smirks. "Yeah, that." I smirk as well. Looking closely, every student around us is smirking as well. It seems that we''re all thinking the same thing. "Recalling these past 5 monthsno, including the past 1 year 5 months ever since we entered this school, the teachers in this school really made us suffer." "Like kneeling on the corridor, confined in the detention room, and even taking away our Bibles (A-books), and even throwing us into that classroom with such lousy facilities, and even letting all the 2nd year guys get suspended. And alsowe saw the principal naked!!" Everyone here started letting out ''yeah, that''s right'' and sighs, nodding away forcefully in agreement. All the guys in this class are comrades who''ve been through the same situations. Up till now, we were bullied and looked down on. There''s nothing different. "But the sports meet''s about to start. At that time--we can take revenge on those teachers!!" These words seem to burn the passion in Yuuji''s heart, as he clenches his fists and stands up with swagger. "ALRIGHT!! LET''S PARTY!!!" "WE DIDN''T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR, BUT THIS YEAR''S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT!!" "THOSE DAMNED TEACHERSWE''LL MAKE THEM CHANGE THEIR OPINIONS ON US!!" My classmates energetic roars can be heard from all over the place. It seems like everyone felt the same way about the teachers. Including what happened today, the teachers'' violent actions made us swear deep inside that we have to take revenge. "YOU GUYS BETTER LISTEN UP. THERE WON''T BE SUCH A CHANCE IN THE FUTURE! UP TILL NOW, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL, ALL THAT ANGER OF BEING HUMILIATED, BEING ABUSED. WHEN ELSE ARE WE GOING TO TAKE REVENGE!!!" "THAT''S RIGHT! WE MUST TAKE REVENGE!!" "USE THIS CHANCE TO TAKE REVENGE ON WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST!!" "WE MUST USE THE CHAOTIC SITUATION OF THE SPORTS MEET TO MAKE THE TEACHERS SUFFER!!!" That''s right. Such a chance to take revenge is there for the taking. Our sworn enemies are the teachers, and we can use the sports meet as excuse to take revenge on them. It''s the perfect opportunity. "FROM NOW ON, EVERYONE''S TO GET READY! EVEN IF WE HAVE TO CRAWL ON THE FLOOR TO ENDURE THE HUMILIATION, WE HAVE TO STORE ENERGY FOR THIS GREAT CHANCE! WHILE WE WON''T BE DECLARING WAR ON THEM, IT WILL BE THE BEST CHANCE TO TAKE REVENGE ON THEM DURING THE SPORTS MEET. UNDER THE GUISE OF COMPETITION, WE WILL ACT AS IT WERE AN ACCIDENT AND TAKE REVENGE ON THEM. LISTEN UP, OUR REAL AIM IS--" """--TEACHERS-VS-STUDENTS BASEBALL MEET!!!""" Everyone clenched their fists and shouted out in unison. Watch it Ironman, damned old granny and the other teachers! During this teachers-vs-students baseball meet, we''ll definitely inflict a great amount of grudge on you!!! Volume 7, The Second Question Volume 7, The Second Question Remember these baseball rules! Please explain the following baseball terminology ''Touch Up.'' Sakamoto Yuuji''s answer ''When the batter hits a fly ball, the base-runner, who''s off the base, must check the movement of the ball. The base-runner can only run off once the ball lands in the glove.'' Teacher''s comment That''s correct. Himeji Mizuki''s answer ''To do a perverted act.'' Teacher''s comment I''m really shocked that you don''t know the definition of ''touch up'' in baseball, yet you understand the English definition of it. It''s correct in the English subtext, but it''s wrong in terms of baseball. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer ''When the batter hits a fly ball, the base-runner, who''s off the base, must check the movement of the ball and the short skirts of the cheerleader girls. The base-runner can only do a perverted act once the ball lands in the glove.'' Teacher''s comment Calm down, your answer has the correct knowledge and your derogatory thoughts mixed together. NOTICE Fumizuki Gakuen''s sport meet. Bonding match. Teachers-vs-students baseball meet. The above mentioned events will be modified and competed with summoned beasts. Fumizuki Gakuen Principal Todou Kaoru. DAMN OLD GRANNY!!! Forcefully pushing the principal''s room''s door aside, Yuuji and I shouted. What now, you brats? Being so noisy so early in the morning? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BEING SO NOISY SO EARLY IN THE MORNING? IS IT TIME FOR SUCH WORDS, DAMNED OLD GRANNY!? Yuuji and I stormed toward the principal, who covered her eyes and looked unhappy, with the momentum of an army of tens of thousands. It was hard that our whole class of guys managed to gather our grudge over the loss of our bibles(A-books) and rely on the teachers-vs-students match to take revenge on the teachersbut the moment we came to school this morning, we suddenly saw this notice. Of course we would be fuming. Why did you change the format of the match to summoned beasts? Now we can''t even take revenge on the teachers and teach them a lesson!! Didn''t you just say the reason why the school needs to change the format to include summoned beasts? Giving a ''really, you guys'' look at Yuuji and me, the principal turned to look at the data in her hand. Is, is she even human? Do you know how hard we worked, how much we planned all the dirty tricks and practiced themthat''s why you would say such inhumane things!! You damned brats, you should use this focus on other things! Our great hard work got completely denied. What kind of educator is she?! Che, suddenly changing the format to a summoned beast battle, I guess it''s about promoting the summoning systemthe most important summoning system has been manipulated until it can be controlled by humans? Now that Yuuji said this, the principal frowned. Our school principal is more like a researcher than an educator. She will never let other people underestimate the technicalities of the summoning system. Forget about the summoning tournament and what happened during the summer, the summoning system is now completely in my grasp. If that''s not the case, how can I let you people have the summoned beasts play baseball? Hearing her say that, I started to wonder. Now that she mentions it, it''s true, but during the test of courage, our summoned beasts did become monsters, so obviously something wrong happened to the systemmaybe it''s because the system adjustments failed this time that caused our summoned beasts to become baseball midgets. Damned brats, hold it right there. What''s with that expression of yours!? Did you think that I failed in the adjustments and caused the summoning system to be that of the baseball style was why I forced all of you to take part using summoned beasts? Are you thinking that way? We''re thinking like that alright. Humph, I don''t know what your idiotic brains are thinking, but I spent a lot of effort just to modify the summoning system into baseball style. I had to expand the system''s effective range , designate the bat and gloves, and then I had to imagine the ball before creating it. How is it possible to create all these if it wasn''t for the complete control system. Creating a ball through imagination, calculating the amount of air resistance through the shape of a ball, and the seamless curve-ballthese tough terminologies started coming out from the principal''s mouth. I really don''t understand what she''s saying. Anyway So now that the summoning system is alright, you want to let all the teachers and students see it for themselves? Ah, the principal''s expression froze. Akihisa, you got to note of your word usage. See, because you guessed correct, that old granny''s face just froze. Did I guess correctly? This person in front of us is a lot older than us, yet she does seem like a kid sometimes. Or ratherare all researchers like that? Of, of course not! Either way, as a school principal, I do want to have the students and teachers have a warm and cuddly interactive game. Ah~really~that''s amazing~ Amazing~I''ve all my respect for you~ You damned brats are so irritating!! Being able to say such a lie that can be seen through easily, it seems like we''re rather half-baked. However, if that''s the case, I guess it''s impossible to revert the rules back to normal, right? Since the idea to let the summoned beasts play baseball was the old granny''s idea. Yeah, principal. Please retract that notice and let us play baseball normally! I refuse. WHY!!?? You just treated me like an idiot when you said that. How can you think that I''ll grant your request like that? Unbelievable. She would actually refuse the earnest request of her cute students. Is she really the head of the school? Even if you didn''t say anything, it''s impossible to retract the notice since the settings are all set. The principal pushed a pile of hi-quality bound paper to us. Why did it end up like thisnot asking for our agreement and doing such things on your own What nonsensical words are you talking about!? Why must I ask for your agreement?!? Damn it! If we knew that this would happen, we should have bribed the sports management committee. But this damned old granny would probably not listen to them. Just when I clenched my teeth, thinking of some way to salvage this, Yuuji revealed a pondering look and then stared at the principal, saying, Now that it can''t be changedbut if that''s the case, wouldn''t the difference between the teachers and the students be too great? The difference you''re talking about, you''re referring to the difference in summoned beasts'' strength between the teachers and the students? Ha! I thought that you have something else to say. But principal, Yuuji''s right! Aren''t the teachers'' score ridiculously high? And the marks are equivalent to power. If there''s such a difference in power, how can we possibly win Stop saying such dumb things. This isn''t normal fighting. I''m telling you to play baseball! If power alone could win, those professional baseball players would have been bodybuilders. But Besides, Fumizuki Gakuen is a school that focuses on grades to increase the learning potential. The difference in grades would be the difference in strength. What''s wrong about that? I couldn''t say anything back at the principal when I heard that. She''s right. We already knew of Fumitzuki Gakuen''s educational policy before we entered this school, but we still chose this school. But even if you say that, even when knowing that there''s a huge difference in ability, we can''t possibly focus on playing baseball! So please revert it back to normal! Ah, Akihisa, just hold on. Didn''t I say this? That is impossible. I wanted to say something else, but Yuuji stopped me. Eh? Wasn''t Yuuji talking about letting the principal revert the format? But Yuuji, that Mn, you''re right. That will make us less focused when we play. So principal, how about it? If you want us to have some enthusiasm, you should prepare some prize for us, no? Thus, Yuuji raised that proposal to the principal in a matter-of-fact manner. Prize? What''s this all about? Your proposal''s really ridiculous. Either way, I can''t produce some good prize at such short notice, right? No, you don''t have to prepare them, nor do you need to pay a single cent. No need to pay a single cent? That means If we can beat the teachers, please return the things that were confiscated during the sudden spot-check. What do you think? I see. So you prefer something more realistic than a title? Of course, it would be good if we could take revenge, but since we can''t change rules that were fixed, it''s pointless to grumble about it. It''s better to get some realistic prize. Saying that, Yuuji smirked. Abandoning the name and getting the rewardon one hand, this seems like what Yuuji would dobut for some reason, I feel that something''s not right. Uu, what''s wrong As for the sudden spot-check. I think that not just the students, even the teachers said a lot to you regarding that, right? Humph, if you didn''t want your items to be confiscated, you shouldn''t have brought such ridiculous things to school. What do you treat school as!? Though it was all in the name of education, Fumizuki Gakuen''s spot checks were a lot stricter than other schools. An ordinary school would return students'' personal belongings back to them even after confiscating them. Not just the students, I guess it wouldn''t be too much of a surprise to see teachers telling the principal that ''that''s too much''. It''s because of such a ruling that I would raise this proposal to you. If you can accept my proposal, we would obediently abide the tournament format. If you would give us a chance, we would do our best to hold back this dissatisfaction. To you right now, this should be a good deal, right? So your unhappiness would explode because you guys don''t know what''s going on? I can just tell the students that there''s ''a chance to get back the confiscated items'', and even if you can''t get them back, you guys would be angry at yourselves for losing instead of us teachers. Mn, that''s the case. No matter what, anyone would hate to be weak as they get plundered. But if there''s a chance, even if humans fail to get what they want, they can unexpectedly accept such an outcome. Yuuji''s again talking about some deep stuff with the principal. Basically, if we don''t get a chance to fight back, everyone would feel bad. Is that the case? So that''s the idea. What do you think, damned old granny? Yuuji turned to the side and faced the principal. I don''t know what they''re talking about, but it seems like I should go along with Yuuji. Please, damned old granny. I stood beside Yuuji and copied him as I stepped towards the principal. Hearing us say that, the principal stroked her chin and said, Soregarding this, instead of a deal, you''re begging me for it, right? But seeing you people beg me with that attitude, I can''t possibly nod in agreement so easily. UuI tried my best to endure that ugly ''you damned old granny'' that was rising up to my mouth, because I was trying to understand what she was saying. Excuse mebut what are you talking about here? Calling someone older than you ''old granny''how can I agree to you brats and your request? I see. Since she doesn''t like people calling her ''old granny'', I''ll just repeat this. Sorry for that, ''damned''. Like what ''damned'' said, we should be more careful. HOLD ON A MINUTE! YOU JUST REMOVED THE ''OLD GRANNY'' FROM THE ''DAMNED OLD GRANNY''! The principal twisted her face in anger. She''s too stubborn already. How can we possibly accommodate so many requests. Forget about that. What do you think? Uu, wellduring the sports meet, there will be guests from other countries. It will be best if you guys can behave yourselvesthe summoned beast baseball tournament match between class 2-A and 3-A will be shown to them. As for you stupid brats, just focus on the baseball match. Then I''ll let the guests view the other sports meet event. That should be safer It seems like we got treated as some trouble. But at this point, better close one eye and don''t argue too much with her. Really, you guys. Alright, I accept. Really? Thanks for helping us out then. Yuuji and the principal nodded. Now then, though our aim to revert the tournament format back wasn''t accomplished, at least we managed to gain an opportunity to get back our confiscated items. That shouldn''t be much of a drop off. Since we''ve decided, we''ll write it in black and white, and we have to write about the prize, otherwise we will be bothered if you use the line ''I never heard of that before''. Damned brat, that''s my line. Then, Yuuji and the principal started bickering with each other, and started writing down the rules of the tournament. So only one subject is to be used for each match of the summoned beast baseball match? I don''t mind. But wouldn''t you guys feel bothered if it''s just one subject? Yeah. If possible, I hope to have different subjects for all innings. Okay, I can agree to that. It''s related to studies anyway. That''s a great help to us. If that''s the case, how about writing down ''you must choose one of the taught subjects'' instead of ''using the subjects for the summoned beasts'' to make it easier to understand, right? I''m fine as long as it doesn''t distort the original meaning of the rules itself. Both of them continued to talk (or rather, it''s just Yuuji negotiating), and the blueprint for the baseball rules were almost set. It''s great that things are going smoothly due to Yuuji''s plans, but I have a feeling that something''s not right Summoned beasts baseball tournament rules (school rules) During each inning, one of the taught subjects is to be used. In each match, if the subject''s used once in the previous innings, it is not to be used again in another inning. One of the non-participating teachers is to act as umpire. Also, the other teacher who''s in charge of invigilating the match is forbidden from moving. Once the ball that''s batted flies out of the summoning field (summoned beast baseball style), it will be considered a homerun if it''s in play. If not, it''s to be considered a foul ball. There will be 5 innings of offense and defense. If the score remains the same, the game will be extended to 7 innings. If the match can''t be decided within 7 innings, it will end in a tie. Each team is to hand in the list of players. Those players whose names aren''t on the list will be unable to take part in the match. Also, this rule is applicable to the bench players and the teachers in charge of the match. There will be one player for each defensive position and 2 bench players, making a total of 11 players. When the match is held, the sports meet events are of priority. If the match times overlap, each team can change the list of players at the last minute. Other than these, the basic rules will be as of official baseball rules. After our negotiations ended, we returned to class F. On the way, I finally realized the reason why I was so troubled. Ahh, speaking of which "Yuuji, as for just now" "Are you talking about the summoned beast baseball tournament?" "Mn, it sounds like a reasonable decisionbut that''s on the assumptionthat we can win the match, right?" Just now, Yuuji did say that ''if we win, the teachers will return the confiscated items back to us''. That''s right, in other wordsunless we ''win the tournament'', we can''t get back the prize. If we can give up our revenge to get back those confiscated items back, it does sound reasonable, but in fact, that''s not the case. This is a tournament that has to be won with marks. How can we win against the teachers!? If that''s the case, I might as well find a chance to vent all my anger and take revenge on them. Hearing me say that, Yuuji revealed a ''it''s rare that you would notice this'' expression and glanced at me before saying, "You''re right. In terms of the outcome, if we can''t win in the baseball tournament, it would have no meaning at all. Because she knew it, that damned old granny agreed to our request." "So that''s the case. But our opponents are those teachers. The chance of us winning against them is practically" "Mn, that''s the case. Most likely, we can''t win if we play normally" There''s a whole lot of difference between those teachers'' marks and ours. Though we do have to look at the subject tested, there''s a whole lot of difference in skill. "So Yuuji, what plan have you thought of?" "Hm? What you talking about?" "Stop playing dumb. You definitely looked like you were thinking of something when you gave that pondering look. And you decided those rules, right? You thought of a plan already, right?" "Uu, that''s the plan. How can I possibly fight a losing battle?" "Yeah, so? What did you plan?" "Like you said, I intend to use those rulesbut it''s interesting only when we do it. Besides, if I tell you now, you will definitely forget." How rude, I just can''t remember things occasionally. "But Yuuji, why are you so enthusiastic all of a sudden? It seems like you didn''t just get your MP3 player confiscated, is it?" "And three deluxe edition picture albums." "You actually managed to hide three of them in your housearen''t you too amazing?" To actually be able to escape Kirishima-san''s search and Yuuji''s mom''s natural instincts! Yuuji''s way too amazing to be able to hide them like this "I hide them under the bookshelf, or in the ceiling board, or even wrapping them up in a completely waterproof package and dropping them into the freshwater fish tank. I spent a lot of effort on them" "So you couldn''t immediately take them out to read." So that''s what they mean by mixing up the aim and the means. "If I didn''t do that, I couldn''t protect those treasures. Besides, the level of those albums were already enough for me to use such drastic measures." "I see. If they''re so great, I want to read them." "Me too." I nodded heads with Kirishima-san who was right beside me. How great are those picture albums? Since Yuuji said that, I''ll try my best to get them back from the teachers and read through them. "Okay, that''ll be all for now. Yuuji and Kirishima-san can now develop their relationship." "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, AKIHISA! HOW CAN YOU ABANDON ME LIKE THAT AT THIS MOMENT!?" Yuuji forcefully grabbed my wrist, but if I continued to stay here, I''ll just see a devastating scene "I really underestimated Yuuji. From now onward, no matter the basin or under the flower pots or the bathtub when Yuuji''s bathing, I will inspect them carefully." "OI, hold on a minute. THE REAL AIM OF THE LAST ONE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH INVESTIGATIONS!!" "Because I have a duty to check Yuuji''s growth." I see, so she has a need to check Yuuji''s growth. "Hm?" Hold on a minute. Speaking of this ''checking of growth''doesn''t that mean "Kirishima-san, let me ask you something" "What is it?" "Kirishima-san, did youbathe with Yuuji before?" "Before middle school." "HYYYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!" "DANGER!!" Che! He dodged! To be able to dodge that full-powered spinning kick of mine, this guy''s reflexes are no joke "LISTEN TO ME, AKIHISA! IT WAS BEFORE MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT WE NEVER HAD THEM WHEN IT WAS 5TH, 6TH GRADE" "And only a few times after my breasts grew." "HHHHYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "WOOOHH!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!!?" "SHUT UP YOU PAGANYOU HERETIC WHO STEPPED INTO THE HOLY PLACE THAT SHOULD NOT BE DEFILED!!YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS BLASPHEMY WITH DEATH!!! ALSO" "YOU SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO THE MARTIAL LAW OF THE FFF!!!" "HOLD, HOLD ON A MINUTE! WHEN DID YOU GUYS APPEAR!? I NEVER FELT YOUR PRESENCE UP TILL NOW!!! EVEN IF I DID BATHE WITH SHOUKO BEFORE, IT DOESN''T MEAN THAT ANYTHING HAP--GWWWOOOAAHHHH!!!" "AhYuuji" "First class inquisitor Yoshii, thank you for fishing out this heretic. It''s been tough on you." "No no, I would like to thank you, leader Sugawa." "I just wanted to askabout the ''if we win the baseball tournament, can we get back all the confiscated items''" Volume 7, The Third Question Volume 7, The Third Question Please read the text below and answer the following question: The forces of King Xiang had arrived at the wall, having suffered casualties and lack of food." "The Han forces and the warlords surrounded them." "During the night, forces of Han surrounded the encampment of King Xiang and started singing folk songs of Chu. The leader of Chu was startled by this." "Has Chu fallen into the Hans'' hands? Since when did Chu have so many?" "King Xiang stood up in the middle of the night and starting drinking. Please write the idiom that was formed to describe Xiang Yu''s attitude. Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Chu Song from 4 sides (, shimensoka). Teacher Comment Correct answer. When the enemy forces started singing the ''Chu folk songs'' his own comrades should be having, this meant that Xiang Yu''s forces were trapped yet had no way to fight back. ''Being isolated and surrounded on all sides'' is thus called ''Chu Song from 4 sides''. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: Strike first. Teacher''s comment He struck later. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: Strike first. Teacher''s comment: He lost after attacking later, okay? The summoned beast baseball tournament will be held at the 2nd sports hall. Will all participating students please The broadcast was aired through the loudspeakers all over the school. Just like that, it''s now the day of the sports meet. After the boring opening ceremony ended, we stood up from the seats that were specially set for this sports meet and headed towards the baseball arena. Yuuji, who''s our opponent in the first round? I remember it should be our neighboring class in the same year. We''re facing class E. See, this is the schedule. Yuuji handed an A4 sized paper to me, and there was a pyramid-shaped diagram schedule on it. So we''re facing class Ethough it''s our neighbor class, it seems like we didn''t interact much with each other. We never faced them in a summon battle, and yet didn''t really interact with them during the test of courage event. If I have to say it, the only time we really interacted with each other was during the peeping. In other words, I don''t have any information on them. Is it okay for us to go up against class E? Will there be any problems? I asked Yuuji, who was walking beside. Besides, we have Himeji-san and Hideyoshi on our side, so I have a duty to make sure that they''re alright. MmI don''t think there will be much of a problem. I just said hello to their class rep for a bit, and her reaction was rather cute. Eh? Really? You said cute, what sort of person is she? If I have to say, it''s Yuuji would actually call her cute. Even if she''s the opponent, I''m rather intrigued. How did class E''s rep greet Yuuji. ''Hello, I''m class E''s rep, my name is Nakabayashi! We will definitely win today''s match!'', or something like that. That person must be pretty muscular, right? She''s not cute at all, right!? No matter how I think about this, I can''t possibly link this sentence to the word ''cute''! I''m joking. She basically said, ''let''s have a good game, we''ll definitely not lose~ ''. Well, that''s roughly the tone class E''s rep used. I see. Okay~ we won''t lose as well! But she''s from the rugby team. That''s someone who''s ridiculously muscular, right!? Someone from the rugby team uses such a tone? That''s annoying! I lied. Class E''s rep is the leader of the girls'' tennis club, Nakabayashi-taichou. She has a personality similar to Shimada. And her appearance? About the same as IronI was kidding!! Where''re you running to, Akihisa!? Your jokes aren''t good for the heart, Yuuji! If she really has Minami''s personality and Ironman''s offensive power, we can''t possibly win. ReallyYuuji, stop bullying Akihisa so much. That doesn''t involve the main objective anyway. Speaking of which, how''s E class like? This time, Hideyoshi, who was walking beside us, asked as well. It seems like he''s not familiar with class E as well. Sorry, wellif there''s a need to describe class E, it''s that they''re a ''sports class''. A ''sports class''? Yeah, Those guys from class E seem to be focused on sports. As they''re busy with club activities, their scores were atrocious. However, their physical abilities and senses are amazing. So they were a class centered around club activities? No wonder they never took part in summoning battles much. To them, having good club facilities is better than class facilities. I see, so they''re just a bunch of sporty idiots. Hmmjust when I nodded my head in understanding, a figure was walking up to me from the front. Hm, who''s that? I DON''T WANT TO BE CALLED AN IDIOT BY YOU, YOU IDIOT! A girl with a headband saw me and started scolding me. I, I guess this is the first time I met her Well, that IF WE''RE IDIOTS, THEN YOU CLASS F GUYS WHO''RE OF A LOWER LEVEL THAN US ARE SUPER BIG IDIOTS! YOU BIG IDIOT!! This girl with the head band looked really angry as she pointed at me and started scolding me. This is Akihisa, this is class E''s rep, the Nakabayashi I just told you about. Seeing me with a puzzled look, Yuuji gave me a rare kind explanation to solve the doubt in my heart. Ahh, I see, so this is So this is the girl who we just said was muscular all over the place and MUSCULAR ALL OVER THE PLACE? HOW DID YOU INTRODUCE ME!? The girl with the headband widened her eyes and shouted in disbelief. Ah, sorry. I said the wrong thing. I should call her class E rep. I used this time to recollect my feelings and stared at Nakabayashi-san. Her appearance did give the impression of being strong, but other than that, there was nothing too weird. That''s greatfinally, a normal person I don''t get to interact with nowadays! However, my stare just seemed like it created a misunderstanding in her, so Nakabayashi-san suddenly used her arms to wrap around her body and got away from me, shouting, WHA, WHAT''S WITH THAT EXPRESSION OF YOURS!? THAT''S WHY I HATE CLASS F IDIOTS!! LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE''S BODIES LIKE THIS, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY PERVERTS!! That''s a serious misunderstanding, I didn''t look at you like that. That''s not true! I just thought that Nakabayashi-san plays rugby, so you should look somewhat like Ironman YOU''RE PICKING A FIGHT WITH ME, RIGHT!? YOU''RE JUST LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, AM I RIGHT!!? Not good, she just stared directly at me and looked extremely angry. Ahhh, calm down, brawn-haired girl, Akihisa just blurted that out accidentally. At that moment, Yuuji saved me at the right time just when I didn''t know what to do. But what''s with that ''brawn-haired''? Brawn-haired? You mean blond-hair? You idiot, I didn''t dye my hair blond or anything like that. Do you want a checkup at the hospital? Nakabayashi-san seemed to be harboring the same doubt as me as she stared at Yuuji in disbelief. No no, I''m not talking about brawn-haired as in ''the hair is blond'', but that even your hair is so well-trained that muscles came out. And you dare to say that That''s what Akihisa thought. WHAT DID YOU SAY!? THAT''S A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING!!! I got hit! I didn''t say anything all all!! Oh ya, Nakabayashi, I forgot to ask you. Will E class be batting first or later? I DON''T KNOW! JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! I see. Since you say that, we''ll pitch first and bat later. ANYTHING! ANYWAY, REMEMBER THIS! I WON''T LOSE TO YOU GUYS!! Leaving those words behind, Nakabayashi-san took forceful steps as she returned back to class E''s rest area. Nice going, Akihisa. That taunt just now was good. What do you mean ''nice going''? Because of Yuuji, she already has a huge bad impression of me! How do you intend to compensate me! Don''t mind, Akihisa. If you are willing to work hard, the difference between humans can be patched up, dreams of different magnitudes can be fulfilled, and we can get back those A-books of ours. Hearing you say it like that, the last sentence had the most impact! Sigh, but it''s true that the A books are important. It seems like a quarrel happened. Are you two alright? We''re okay. Or rather, things went as I expected. Can''t be better. For me, it''s really bad What should I say? The mental trauma''s too great. Sighif that''s the case, another person thinks that I''m a weirdo I always tried to live under the hood, and yet the society''s approval of me seemed to go downhill. That''s too illogical. After sighing for a bit, I guess it was time to call out the summoned beasts. The first inning of this match will be refereed by Mukai-sensei. Seems like we''re competing using Ancient Literature. Here I go, summon! After saying those words out, some little arrays appeared beside my foot. Then, a little figure that had my appearance appeared on it. The summoned beast that normally wore a student uniform and had a wooden sword is So it got baseball clothing. Actually adjusting the system for this tournament, the principal sure is hardworking on some weird aspects. My summoned beast looked rather cute with the baseball bat and glove in hand. It seems like they automated some aspects of the controls to help this baseball tournament flow smoothly. Well, that''s right, or else we can''t play baseball. Looking at how the summoning system used to work, even though everyone wanted to wait for a ball, no one would be able to throw the ball accurately. It''s good that the principal managed to think of it. As for the problems with the system, I guess it''s pointless to think too much about it. Right now, the most important thing is that we should focus and get ready for the match. Hideyoshi''s right. No matter the circumstances or what, anyway, this is a good chance to get back our confiscated items. Though Yuuji said that, he hadn''t mentioned anything about the brilliant plan. Okay, I''ll announce the defensive lineup and batting order. Oi, everyone, listen up! Yuuji raised his voice to the other classmates who were ready to take part in the baseball tournament. Every time that happened, it meant that Yuuji had something planned out, so there was no need to worry. That is why everyone would gather and listen to Yuuji. Basically, this will be the defensive lineup and batting order. First batter: 1st baseman Kinosheeta Hideyoshi Second batter: Shortstop Tsuchiya Kouta (Muttsurini) Third batter: Pitcher Yoshii Akihisa Fourth batter: Catcher Sakamoto Yuuji Fifth batter: Right fielder Himeji Mizuki Sixth batter: 2nd baseman Shimada Minami Seventh batter: Center fielder Sugawa Ryo Eighth batter: 3rd baseman Fukumura Kohei Ninth batter: Left fielder Yokomizo Koji Bench players: Kimishima Hiroshi and Kondou Yoshimune. So I''m the 3rd batter and the pitcher? That feels like a nice position But Yuuji, is it alright that I be the pitcher? Wouldn''t you or Himeji-san be more suited? If we are to battle using summoned beasts, the ones with the highest scores in our class, Himeji-san or Yuuji should be the pitcher, since wouldn''t that make it more difficult for the opponent to bat? And if I''m placed in the outfield, my points may be too low to throw the ball back in time. I think it should be alright if I defend the infield. If I could, I really wanted to do that. On hearing my question, Yuuji just smiled bitterly. If you could? What do you mean by that? If Himeji or I are to pitch, which catcher do you think can catch the ball? Hearing him say that, I start to imagine the situation. Uu. Now that he mentioned it, it''s true Oh ya, since the summoned beasts aren''t like an ordinary human body, and that it has 10 times or more strength than that of a human That''s the case. Though it''s a relatively minor issue, it''s like how we can''t touch the summoned beasts, so we can''t touch the ball as well, but there will still be weight. And considering that the ball is to be used by the summoned beasts, I guess that old granny would increase the points of the ball. I, I see Hearing Yuuji say that, I was a little shocked, but I felt that I could understand it. Even if the summoned beasts'' strength are of our points, they''re still several times stronger than a human. Just with class F''s abilities alone, we are already able to throw with such force, let alone the students of class A. If that''s the case, it can''t be helped. If someone like Himeji or Yuuji is pitching, I don''t think anyone in our class can catch the ball. Of course, it''s not that we can''t catch their pitches with the glovesbut if there''s an accident, like being hit on the body or something, it seems that I can fly off into the Heavens. Then, can''t Himeji pitch and Yuuji catch? Hideyoshi raised his hand and asked, but before Yuuji could answer, Himeji-san already answered first. I, I''m sorry, but I don''t understand baseball at allin fact, I have never played it before That''s the case. We''ll consider everything else later, but right now, I need to let Himeji understand the rules of baseball in the first round, which is why I left her at right fielder. However, looking at the scenarios in the future, I may need to do some defensive realignments. Forget about those guys on the baseball club, in a tournament of baseball that''s held with summoned bests, I think it''s not easy to hit the ball to either left or right, right? Besides, when the ball is hit out, it will be harder to hit to right field, and the infield situation is rather messy, since it would be harder for people who are not used to playing there, so Yuuji''s judgment should be correct. This is all I have to say. Any questions? Yuuji looked around at everyone. It seemed that nobody had any questions. Thus, all of us naturally formed a circle around Yuuji, and Yuuji shouted to encourage everyone present. Okay, let''s goARE YOU GUYS READY!!? OOSSUU!! SO WHAT ABOUT E CLASS? THEY''RE JUST A STEPPING STONE!! WE CAN''T POSSIBLY LOSE!! OOSSUU!! OUR AIM IS TO ADVANCE TO THE FINALS AND TAKE REVENGE ON THE TEACHERS!!! OUR GREATEST AIM IS TO KILL THEM OFF, GET THEIR SCALPS AND OFFER THEM TO OUR FALLEN COMRADES'' (A-books) GRAVES!! WWWWWWOOOOOOHHHH!! EVERYONE, THE TIME HAS COME!! THIS WILL BE A WAR FOR OUR IRREPLACEABLE FRIENDS (A-books)!!! LEAVE IT TO US!!! The guys'' eyes were burning with passion. Those enemies of ours who took away our friends without remorsethe teachers'' team led by Ironman will suffer DIVINE PUNISHMENT!! WATCH AND LEARN, YOU TEAM OF DEMONIC TEACHERS!!! Well, about that, Minami-chanthings have developed like that. It feels like Yeahit''s like we got those kinds of books confiscated from us I didn''t bring any A-books to school Our class F was finally united. Because we must remain united and beat those classes above us!! PLAY BALL!! Mukai-sensei, who was acting as the umpire, shouted as the voice echoed throughout the sports arena, and with that, the match officially began. The real match is played with summoned beasts, so it doesn''t matter where we standbut for easy control, everyone''s standing behind their summoned beasts, so it''s basically not much different from being on the field ourselves. Let''s have a nice game! Summon! The first batter of class E said hello as he stepped into the batting box. The defensive side isn''t required to stand at a particular place, but the batter has to remain in the batter box. It seems that it''s to prevent the batter from seeing the defensive signals and the location of the glove. Ancient Literature Class E, Sonomura Toshiya, 117 points vs Class F, Yoshii Akihisa, 71 points. The subjects tested for every inning were, Ancient Literature for the 1st inning, Maths for the 2nd inning, Chemistry for the 3rd, English for the 4th and Health Education for the 5th. So right now, it was a battle of Ancient Literature. My summoned beast was holding the ball in its hand, waiting for the catcher''s signal. As the breaking ball can''t be used, Yuuji can only indicate the trajectory and the speed. Let me see, the first ball. Yuuji''s summoned beast is putting its hands atthe middle!? (Can I really throw it right down the middle!?) I used my eyes to ask Yuuji, who was behind the catcher summoned beast. This would be the common way we would communicate with each other, as Yuuji answered me in the same manner. (No problem. This is the first ball, and the opponent isn''t used to controlling the summoned beast. I just want to test out the opponent.) (Okay, I see.) On getting Yuuji''s reply, I understood that he wanted me to throw a strike down the middle. Considering that we have to taunt the opponents, let''s throw a slow ball. Since I have to throw a strike, it''s best for me to preserve my energy. (I''m pitching, Yuuji.) (Okay, bring it on!) I just need to follow the trajectory Yuuji pointed out and throw the ball. Ready KLANG!! HOMERUN!!! THROW THAT DAMNED BALL BETTER, YOU IDIOT!!! I SHOULD BE THE ONE SCOLDING YOU! GIVE BETTER DIRECTIONS, YOU SCUM!!! The ball let out a sharp sound and disappeared behind the blue sky. That damned Yuuji, that was basically what I just said. You twono matter what, throwing a slow bulls-eye down at a club member was really dumb The first pitch was sent flying for a homerun, and we immediately fell behind, 0-1. Let''s have a good game! Summon! With no one out and no baserunners, the 2nd batter was already standing in the batter''s box. I received the ball and exchanged looks with Yuuji. (Akihisa, you bastard! If you mess up next time, I''ll stuff that bat up your butt!) (Right back at you, Yuuji! If you make another mistake, I''ll break your leg bones with the bat!) After confirming the signal through eye contact, I launched the first pitch to the 2nd batter. KLANG! HOMERUN! GIVE ME THAT BAT!!! Yuuji and I immediately ran to the rest area and sounded out our request. We lost points again! This damned bastardhow useless is he!? This is stupid!! I CAN''T STAND YOU TWO IDIOTS!! WE CAN''T LEAVE THIS TO YOU TWO!!! ACTUALLY TRUSTING IN THOSE TWO IDIOTS YOSHII AND SAKAMOTO!! WE''RE THE BIG IDIOTS!!! IF THAT''S THE CASE, I''LL PITCH! YOSHII, SUB! I''LL CATCH THEN! SAKAMOTO, SUB!! KLANG!! Class E 3-0 Class F Arr, suddenly a large crisis No no no, this isn''t a crisis anymore. Only one side is getting the points Even if the pitcher and catcher were changed, the opponent still hit a homerun off us. Right now, the score is 0-3. Those class E bastards, to think that they''re rather impressive. We asked the umpire for a timeout at the pitcher''s mound. At that moment, Himeji-san, who was guarding the outfield came running over in small steps. Well, Akihisa-kun Hm? What''s wrong, Himeji-san? Is it really alright to change pitchers like that? Mn, it''s alright as long as we''re not changing with bench players. There''re a lot of rules in real baseball, but the summoned beast baseball tournament doesn''t seem to have too many restrictions. However, if we''re overboard with our efforts, some people may have issues with regards to this. "Anyway, let''s regroup. Akihisa will still be the pitcher, and we have to attack cautiously. Akihisa, you better throw the ball better this time." Mn, got it. After deciding the plan, we all return back to our defensive positions. I''m the pitcher againgot to pitch seriously this time. After returning back to the pitcher''s mound, I wait for the batter to get ready. Now, I''m facing the 4th batter, which means-- Yoshii Akihisa, you actually called me muscularI, I definitely won''t forgive you! So as expected, it''s Nakabayashi-san from class E. As expected from the 4th batter, she has amazing presence. (Akihisa, it''s the 4th batter now. Just pitch with all you got.) I nod my head to respond to Yuuji''s eye signal. I''m not so stupid to mess up here. Trying to hold down the nervous feeling in my chest, I sigh deeply and get ready to pitch. DONK! HIT BY PITCH. BATTER WALKS. LET ME BEAT HIM UP! JUST ONCE, JUST LET ME BEAT HIM UP!! Calm down, Nakabayshi! We have the upper hand now. Wouldn''t our efforts be futile if you make the match invalid because you were too much?" The guys in class E are trying desperately to calm the raging Nakabayashi-san. I used too much force and missedwould Nakabayashi-san be willing to forgive me if I immediately take off my cap to apologize to her? Even though I''m feeling despair with regards to the relationship with the neighboring class rep, the match still continues. Baserunner on 1st, and nobody out. It''s now the 5th batter. (Alright, no time for games. Pitch seriously now.) (I was being serious since the beginning) I sighed, and pitched the ball to where Yuuji''s glove is. Maybe the batter felt pressurized as there were consecutive homeruns before, as the batter in the batter box frantically swings at a fly ball that falls in front of the second base and sends him out. With that, we finally got our first out. (Good, good, very good. Now, pitch here.) Yuuji readies his glove. I missed and hit Nakabayashi-san, but right now, I''m getting used to the rhythm of the game, so there shouldn''t be any problems now. STRIKE! BATTER OUT! SWITCHOVER! Next, the 6th and 7th batters were out, so now it''s finally time to switch sides. This time, we''ll be batting. Alright! There was a little miscommunication, but it''s basically still within my plan! Let''s hurry up and get the points back and kill off class E! YOOOOSSSSHHHH!!! Speaking of which, our class''s normally disorganized. It''s only when we''re attacking that we can finally fulfill our abilities. Our first batter will be Hideyoshi. It''s up to you. Leave it to me. After saying that, Hideyoshi turns and walks to the batter box. Do your best, Hideyoshi! Kinosheeta, I''ll immediately crush you and use this momentum to get all the way to the finals! Standing on the pitcher''s mound is Nakabayashi-san, who''s acting as pitcher. She''s burning with passion all over. Being the class rep of the class full of people in clubs, her attitude right now is basically what I would expect. After confirming that Hideyoshi entered the batter''s box, Nakabayashi-san starts to pitch. Hideyoshi stares carefully at the ball that flew here, and just lets the first ball fly past. BALL! The umpire shouted out ''ball'' really loudly. The catcher throws the ball back to the pitcher, and the 2nds ball is thrown. BALL! The second ball never landed in the strike zone cleanly as well. Nakabayashi-san looks somewhat troubled as she receives the ball, and gets into position cautiously before throwing the next pitch. STRIKE! This time, it finally entered the umpire''s strikezone. It seem that Nakabayashi-san was unable to pitch well because she couldn''t decide on the pitch as it made her look anxious. As the match continued, it''s now 2 balls and 2 strikes. As Nakabayashi-san starts to pitch again, Hideyoshi, who hasn''t been moving up till now, finally takes action. FOUL BALL! Hideyoshi seems like he''s deliberately not swinging with full force as the bat grazes the ball. This is what they call ''cut'', right? Oi, Yuuji, that swing Hideyoshi just did Yeah, he''s most likely trying to get base on balls. This is a baseball tournament that''s played with summoned beasts instead of being there themselves, but the basic rules of baseball hasn''t changed. If the opponent throws 3 strikes, it''ll be a strikeout. But if the opponent throws 4 balls, the batter can walk on to first base. However, it seems that the umpire isn''t too stringent on pitching fouls. FOUL BALL! He used the same method to hit the next ball. This method can lure the opponent to throw a large amount of pitches, it can also cause psychological burden on the pitcher. Already unused to controlling summoned beasts in this tournament, the 1st batter''s already being so tough to handle. I guess the opponent must find it tough, right? BALL! And another ball. Now it''s 3 balls and 2 strikes. Damn youKINOSHEETA, YOU''RE BEING TOO DESPICABLE! Being on the pitcher''s mound, Nakabayashi-san''s gritting her teeth in anger. Right now, in this world that so emphasizes on winning and losing, this is a common tactic, but Nakabayashi-san doesn''t seem like she would forgive him. SWING HARD, KINOSHEETA! IT''S TIME TO SETTLE THIS! Sorry, but I can''t oblige. We''re now 0-3 down, and this match only has 5 innings. We must get points from you. Due to time constraints, this baseball tournament matches are only 5 innings long. As the attacking side, Hideyoshi''s judgement is correct. WHAT! ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME? FORGET ABOUT BASE ON BALLS AND SWING A BASE HIT! It''s useless no matter how you taunt me. I just want to do my part. DAMN YOU! STOP SAYING TO MUCH AND PLAYCAN''T YOU BE MORE LIKE A MAN! You say that you want me to be more like a man? --STRIKE! BATTER OUT! Sorry everyone. I can''t do it. No worries, this can''t be helpedbut why did you swing so hard at the last minute? Don''t mind, it''s just that I won''t back away with regards to certain things. Eh? Uu I don''t really understand, but anyway, Hideyoshi got forced out. Right now, the second batter''s Muttsurini. This guy''s pretty good at sports, and is very used to controlling summoned beasts. He probably won''t let us down. Ancient Literature, Class E, Nakabayashi Hiromi, 105 points. Vs Ancient Literature, Class F, Tsuchiya Kouta, 22 points. What do we do now, Yuuji? I feel that Muttsurini will die really badly! That''s a coincidence for once, Akihisa, I feel this way as well. Even if he can hit the ball, with the unique difference in scores, he can''t possibly hit the ball far, right? But Akihisa, you don''t have to worry too much. No, even if you ask me not to worry Is there a way we can think of? WE MUST BELIEVE! IF WE BELIEVE, EVEN THE YOUKAIS WILL STAND ON OUR SIDE! AH, NOW WE CAN ONLY PRAY TO THE GODS! And we''re doing this in such a ridiculous manner. Please, killer youkais Watch out! That guy''s using the name of evil spirits!! If the prayer really comes true, maybe the evil god would ask for a sacrifice from us? OUT! As we''re talking about this useless thing, Muttsurini hit a rolling ball to the batter and got struck out. Now, it''s 2 men out. Next, it''s the 3rd batterahh, time for me to take the bat. Alright, I''ll hit a big one! Oh! Akihisa, we''ll leave it to you then! Leave it to me! Thomp thomp! I beat my chest as I enter the batter''s box. No problems. I''ll do well! DONK!!! --Hit by Pitch, batter walks. ''IT HURTS! IT HURTS! MY ORGANS GOT RUPTURED!! OUUUCCCHHHH!! The first ball was a hit by pitch on the face. The impact of the ball that hit my summoned beast''s face was transferred onto my body. You don''t have to go that far! Facing me, who''s rolling on the floor in pain, Nakabayashi-san, who''s standing on the pitcher''s mound, says seriously, FROM THIS MOMENT ON, AS LONG AS YOU''RE THE ONE BATTING, I''LL THROW THE BALL AT YOUR BODY! THAT''S A LOUSY DECLARATION! YOU''RE HATING ME FOR WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW, RIGHT!? Can someone replace me for my next bat? I drag my body that''s in pain to 1st base, Uuthat was just a misunderstanding Alright, now the real powerhouse is here. Now, it''ll be the 4th batter Yuuji. Ancient Literature, Class E, Nakabayashi Hiromi, 105 points. Vs Ancient Literature, Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, 196 points. Like usual, both their scores are displayed to everyone. Yuuji''s scores are so high, has great control over his summoned beast, and he''s pretty athletic, so there shouldn''t be any problems. Facing off against the opponent from class E, he should be able to take one down. Ughthat''s guy''s terrifying, but the next batter is ''that'' Himejibetter settle it here. Nakabayashi-san glared at Yuuji''s score and muttered. If the next batter after Yuuji is just a little prick, maybe Nakabayashi-san would deliberately throw a Base on Balls to avoid the confrontation, but unfortunately, behind Yuuji is the second in our year, Himeji-san. Of course, she doesn''t want to deal with Himeji-san when there are baserunners on, so she chose to face off against Yuuji. Class F''s rep, I''m going! With 2 men out and 1 baserunner on, Nakabayashi-san gets ready and pitches the 1st ball at Yuuji. The white ball flies straight at the glove-- HA! KLANGthe sharp sound echoed, and the white ball flew into the air. There''s no need to see where it went, this is a real homerun. Class E 3-2 F Class Yuuji and I return back to home plate, and we got 2 points. Now we''re just 1 point behind class E. Damn itit seems that I need to deal with Sakamoto through hit by pitch JUST USE A NORMAL BASE ON BALLS!!! Yuuji and I shouted out at Nakabayashi-san. We thought that she was a normal girl. Only after we started playing against each other that we realized that Nakabayashi-san''s really weird somewhere. It''s been tough on you, Sakamoto. That was a nice hit. Good one, Yuuji. Once we returned back to the bench, everyone received Yuuji warmly. Isn''t anyone concerned about me being hit by the ball? Alright, it''s time for Himeji to go up. The way I see it, let''s use this chance to hit another homerun and even the score. Uuthat''s a bit hard for Mizuki, right? Her grades are good, but she''s not really good at sports. Minami gave a wry smile. Himeji-san''s body is already extremely weak, and she doesn''t really get the chance to play sports, so this can''t be helped. I thought that way as well, so I told Himeji just now that she doesn''t need to swing the bat. In other wordsyou want Himeji-san to get Base on Balls? That''s right, besides, Himeji''s marks can''t be underestimated. It''s okay if the bases are loaded, but when nobody''s on base, I think the opponent won''t want to fight it out. That''s right. Besides Yuuji and Himeji-san, everyone here is of class F level, so with nobody on base, it''s best to let her walk and fight it out against someone else. Base on balls, batter walks. Ah, okay, thank you very much. While we''re talking, Himeji-san got base on balls. Right now, it''s 2 men out, a baserunner on 1st base, and the next batter is-- Uuit''s me The 6th batter is Minami, but it seems that she doesn''t look confident Eh? Minami, you don''t know how to play baseball? Minami''s pretty good at sports. Ah, it''s not that I don''t know how to play it. It''s just that ? Minami sighed and walked towards the batter box in a lonely manner. What''s wrong? Ancient Literature, Class E, Nakabayashi Hiromi, 105 points. Vs Ancient Literature, Class F, Shimada Minami, 6 points. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, TIME TO DEFEND! WE HAVE TO DEFEND WELL!! WOOOHHH!!! I HAVEN''T EVEN BATTED YET! Minami''s shout is ever so hollow. In the blink of an eye, she hit a rolling ball to the 3rd baseman and was immediately thrown out. Sigh, too bad that the subject for this inning is Ancient Literature. Minami''s not good with this subject at all, so this can''t be helped. Anyway, this series of offense is over. After the switch in sides, the 2nd inning is carried out through maths. Alright, time for me to-- Hold it, Akihisa. You''re not the pitcher in this inning. Eh? Not me? Just when I was about to step up on the mound, Yuuji suddenly called me to stop me. Now what? This round will be conducted with maths. Shimada will be the pitcher. Mathsah, I see. Maths is one of the rare few subjects that Minami''s good in, and Yuuji''s rather good in maths too, so he should be able to catch Minami''s pitches. Looking at this inning, they should be at around class B''s level. That''s the case, Aki, leave this inning to me. I''ll do my best to hold them off. Minami patted me on my shoulder and I said, Mn, then I''ll leave it to you then, Minami. Okay, leave it to me. PA! Minami and I exchange high fives as I walk off the pitcher''s mound. Minami''s been through the baptism of the summoning battles and the summoning tournament, and she''s already outstanding at sports, so I can leave the pitcher mound to her. If that''s the case, I''ll defend the second base Minami was defending. Just when I was thinking this as I walked down the pitcher''s mound, I find Himeji-san walking towards where I''m defending as well, staring at me for some reason. Hm? Himeji-san, is there something? Ah, yes, that Himeji-san came running over with small steps. What''s wrong? While we talking, Himeji-san raises her hand like she''s hailing for a taxi. Eh, so I just need to copy her action? Like, like this? I followed what she did and raised my hand. Himeji-san immediately revealed a radiant smile-- Yes! Pa, she high-fived with me. Let''s do our best, Akihisa-kun. Ah, mn, let''s do our best, Himeji-san. Okay! Himeji-san is smiling as she ran off to the outfield. I don''t know what''s going on, but she wants to encourage me by clapping hands together? So she''s feeling the same as us? Is that so? Then Himeji-san She really wants to see our precious A-books That''s bad. These aren''t things that girls should read. What''s going on? I feel that there''s a severe misunderstanding here Alright, time to wake up and defend. With class E as our opponents and Minami maths marks, they most probably won''t be able to perform too well. The ball can''t possibly fly into the outfield, right? In other words, I''m more important as an infielder now. Mathematics, Class E, Oumura Shintarou, 65 points Vs Mathematics, Class F, Shimada Minami, 193 points. The huge difference in points can be expected, the opponent''s the 8th batter, so there shouldn''t be any problems. After the 1st and 2nd pitches, the chemistry between the pitcher and catcher makes us not worry for them. But Yuuji missed the 3rd ball, and it landed in his chest. The pitch Minami threw with such a high score was extremely fast, so missing it is to be expected. Mathematics, Class F, Shimada Minami, 193 points. & Mathematics, Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, 175 points. Minami and Yuuji''s marks are shown in front of us. Up till now, Yuuji''s marks have been hovering around the 200 mark, so that slip up caused him to lose 25 points. If even Yuuji''s summoned beast can suffer such damage even with those kind of marks, I think it will be bad if it''s anyone else, right? If I''m the one catching, the pain would even end up on me, so I have to avoid being the catcher no matter what. While I''m thinking about this, the match is still ongoing. After that, Yuuji slipped up on another ball, but both of them managed to hold off the 3 batters. Minami''s maths is really strong. It''s been tough on you, Minami. Nice pitching. Thanks, Aki. Your pitching was strong, amazing. Fufu, that was because I didn''t managed to do well during batting just now. Of course I have to compensate through defense. Minami blinked one eye as she said that to me. Uu, it''s cool when she does it-- ONEE-SAMA! ONEE-SAMA''S THE BEST! SEEING ONEE-SAMA LIKE THIS, MIHARUMIHARU HAS ALREADY A certain girl from class D was shouting and cheering from the stands. --Wouldn''t girls fall for Minami if she does this? It''ll be our offense now. It''s the 7th batter now, so Sugawa starts. Osu! I''ll hit that ball high and far! After saying that, Sugawa-san storms towards the batter box with mojo. Unfortunately, he knocked a high fly ball and got tagged out. Though the next batter Fukumura-san managed to get a base hit, Yokomizo-san and Hideyoshi didn''t perform, and we ended the 2nd inning without earning a point. 3rd inning, 4th inning. Both us and class E didn''t manage to get a point. It''s now the final inning. The subject for this round should be Health Education, so-- Muttsurini, we''ll leave pitching to you then. Got it. Speaking of health education, this will be the guy we first think of. This guy has points that surpasses a health education teacher, and it''s now time for him to perform. If this guy''s to throw the ball, I don''t think anyone can hit it. No no, hold on. Muttsulini will be the catcher in this round. I''ll be the pitcher. But Yuuji dampened my mood. Eh? Yuuji''s going to be the pitcher? Why? Yuuji''s health education marks shouldn''t be lousy as well, but it''s a whole lot less as compared to Muttsurini''s. We''re only behind by one, so shouldn''t Muttsurini be pitching? I saydidn''t I say it just now? If Muttsurini''s to pitch with all he got when Health Education''s the subject, the catcher will die if he''s hit. That''s right. It was a similar situation when Minami was on the board. That''s truebut you just need to catch the ball well. Wouldn''t there be no damage if you catch the ball in the glove? In other words, I''ll die if I miss one! On a side note, the summoned beast that''s acting as the catcher in this tournament doesn''t have any defensive equipment. In this situation, if Yuuji''s hit directly by Muttsurini on the body, even Yuuji''s summoned beast will suffer severely. Really, Yuujiyou''re so spineless. If you''re a man, you should bet your life and finish the match. I see, so I''ll let you be the catcher and show off your manly side. I''m sorry, I''m really sorry. It''ll be a joke if my summoned beast is to catch that ball with such low marks. Even if I can catch it well, the damage on me will be tremendous. What''s wrong, Akihisa? Aren''t you good at controlling your summoned beast? Forget about the score difference, I think you should be able to catch Muttsurini''s pitches. No, it''s not that easy no matter how you say it. Having just seen the power of Minami''s pitch when it was about 200. The speed was already terrifying. Compared to that, it''ll be easier to hit against a pitch that''s flying at 130 km/hr. Even if we can''t pitch curveballs, it''ll be too terrifying to throw pitches with that kind of speed with just summoned beasts. Besides, if the pitch hits me while I''m the catcher, the pain the summoned beast takes will be inflicted on me. This will be way too risky. Even if I''m really used to controlling the summoned beast, I can''t take such huge responsibility. Besides, the opponent''s class E, so I can still hold them off if I pitch. More than defense, right now, we need to worry more about offense. Remember, we''re still 1 point behind. After Yuuji said that, he turns to walk towards the pitcher''s mound. He''s right. Even if we can hold off the opponents, we''ll lose if we can''t score. More important than the defense now is that we have to find a way to score in the bottom half of the inning. Health Education, Class E, Yumata Hirofumi, 52 points Vs Health Education, Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, 147 points. The scores of the pitcher and the batter are out. As Yuuji said, there won''t be any problems with such a difference in score. STRIKE! BATTER OUT! SWITCHOVER! In the blink of an eyes, Yuuji already struck all three out, and it''s now the bottom half of the inning. Though Muttsurini missed the catches twice, health education''s his speciality, so he didn''t suffer that much damage, and we managed to end this inning safely. Alright, time for us to make a comeback! Who''s starting? Me, I guess. We''ve been through exactly 2 rounds of batting, so now it''s Hideyoshi up as the 1st batter again. Okay, we''re settling this in this round. Please, Hideyoshi, you must hit the ball out. There''ll be no problems if it''s Hideyoshi. Do your best. I''m looking forward to it. Kinosheeta, no matter what, you must hit the ball out! Show them what you''re made of Kinosheeta! All hope is on you! That''s right! Do your best! And try to hit the ball out! U, uu, I''ll try to hit THIS IS FOR THE SAKE OF OUR A-BOOKS!!! STRIKEOUT! What''s wrong, Hideyoshi? You didn''t swing hard at all! Those encouraging words of yours drained strength from me For some reason, Hideyoshi looked really tired. That''s weird, even if Hideyoshi''s summoned beast is tired or hurt or what, it shouldn''t bounce back onto Hideyoshi himself. Alright, everyone, don''t be disheartened. Muttsurini''s next. There will be something good! Yuuji said this, seemingly to encourage everyone. That''s right, sending Muttsurini in health education, we''re really looking forward to it. I''m going up. Muttsurini walks into the batter box. His score is-- Health Education, Class E, Furukawa Ayumi, 102 points Vs Health Education, Class F, Tsuchiya Kouta, 589 points. Such a shocking difference. If he can hit the ball, Muttsurini would definitely hit a homerun. Tsuchiya-san''s amazing. If that''s the case, he can hit a homerun. Mn. If he can, it should be a homerun. Standing beside me, Himeji-san clenches her fist and makes a little victory pose. It seems that she and I have the same thought. Unfortunately However, I don''t think it can happen. Tsuchiya won''t be able to hit it. Minami said to break Himeji-san''s wonderful imagination. That''s right. Muttsurini can''t perform now. Eh? Why? Minami''s words made Himeji-san, who still doesn''t understand baseball too well, have all sorts of question marks on her face. Because there''s too much of a difference between both of them. The way I see it, Muttsurini will be forced to walk. Walkah, you mean that the opponent will throw a Base on Balls and let Tsuchiya-san on base? Mn, that''s the case. If they''re to face off now, it''ll be extremely likely that Muttsurini will hit a homerun. But if they send him on base, they won''t lose points if it''s just a baserunner. on. The opponent will win if they can keep this point, so they''ll try and avoid facing off against Muttsurini. Base on Balls. Batter walks. (Nods head). As what we expected, Muttsurini got sent on base. In that case, we can''t get a point now. The way I see it, class E''s plan is to deal with Akihisa and send Yuuji and Himeji on base first before taking on Shimada. Seems like the opponent checked through our scores. Of course, they won''t take on Yuuji or Himeji-san, but rather attack Minami. If that''s the case, even if I bunt, I can only gift the opponent with an out Oh yea, Akihisa, I don''t know what''s your score? I remember my health ed score is around 23. That''s really pathetic. Tha, that''s because, becausemy reference books (A-books) got confiscated WHAT WERE YOU READING ALL THIS TIME, IDIOT! With such a score, if there''s no miracle, I can''t possibly hit the ball into the outfield. But if I can get on base, I can get Yuuji or Himeji-san to get one back. Don''t think too much, Akihisa. Just relax. It''ll come to us. Though the situation is disadvantageous to us, Yuuji still looked rather casual. What do you mean? Have you thought of a plan? No, I don''t mean a plan or anythingstop saying so much. Get on board. If you don''t get there, the umpire''s going to be mad. Ah, okay, I''m going then. Akihisa-kun, do your best. Thank you, Himeji-san. With Himeji-san seeing me off, I turn to walk to the batter box. Seeing Yuuji look so confident, I know he''s planning something, but I don''t know what it is. What does that Yuuji plan to do? Yoshii-kun, please hurry up. Ah, okay. Sorry. The umpire''s staring at me now, and I can only scamper to the designated batter box. Once my summoned beast got ready, the opponent confirms Muttsurini''s position before getting into a pitching position. Oh ya, Sakamoto, Aki just asked. Is there a plan you prepared? Nojust look at the field. You''ll understand, we won''t lose this match. Won''t lose? But the situation''s disadvantageous to us. No, you''re mistaken. The one in a disadvantage is them. Think, it''s now the bottom half of the 5th inning, we''re behind by one, and the subject''s health education. I know that. But Tsuchiya''s already on base And on baseis that Muttsurini. STEAL! A call can be heard from class E. After confirming that the batter won''t throw over to hold him at first base, Muttsurini dashes towards 2nd base. I see! So that''s how it is! The pitcher threw the pitch, and it flew to the catcher''s glove. In order to help Muttsurini steal base, I try to swing as wildly as possible. If I can block the catcher''s vision, I can increase Muttsurini chances of stealing base greatly. Damn it After catching the ball, the catcher immediately throws the ball to second base. Damn it! At this moment, it''ll be hard for Muttsurini to steal base-- Eh? Hard? That Muttsurini? Of course not! This is health education, Muttsurini''s unbeatable! If the opponent''s class A, it can still be talked off, but when the opponent''s only at about 100 points, how can it be tough for Muttsurini? As I say this-- The moment the catcher throws the ball towards second base, I seem to see a glint in Muttsurini''s eyes. Baited. Muttsurini''s summoned beast suddenly accelerated. That guy was deliberately running slow! Fa, fast! Muttsurini''s summoned beast steps onto 2nd base at a speed the human eye can''t catch, and he didn''t stop as he dashes towards 3rd base. At this point, the catcher just threw the ball to second base. Muttsurini slowed down to confuse them, causing the catcher to throw to second base and not third base! It''s true that if Muttsurini did that, the catcher would have ignored second base and went straight for third base right from the beginning. That''s a brilliant plan! THIRD BASE! GOT IT! The catcher immediately gave the instruction, and the second baseman immediately throws the ball to third base. Will Muttsurini be tagged out? It''s also tough for him to get from second base to third base. Now, what will he Accelerate. At this moment, Muttsurini muttered that code word. This is a special activation command that only summoned beasts with more than 400 points can have. Muttsurini has this unique ability, and like what the term meansit can cause the summoned beast to increase speed. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? Class E just let out a cry of disbelief. Muttsurini steps onto third base at a speed where only the afterimage is left behind, and the ball is still in mid-air. STOP MESSING AROUND! The third baseman finally catches the ball and throws the ball back to home plate. However-- Final acceleration. Muttsurini ran faster than the ball as he steps onto home plate, taking a point in an exciting fashion. BRILLIANT!!! Class F''s bench erupted into roars. So now we''re 3 all. We''re tied! Alright! Let''s get it back at one go! Getting ready for the next pitch, I let my summoned beast raise the bat and get into position. It should be alright if I can use the chance when the opponent''s wavering due to what Muttsurini did-- DONK! HIT BY PITCH. BATTER WALKS! Whywhy is it that I always get hit by pitch If you''re affected by what Muttsurini did, just send me a base on balls! Health Education, Class E, Furukawa Ayumi, 102 points Vs Health Education, Class F, Yoshii Akihisa, 0 points. Yoshii Akihisa, KIA! Eh? Hold on! The match''s still not over! What happens if my health ed drops to 0? Does this mean Akihisa, go take the replenishment tests. I''ll let Kondou be the pinch baserunner. Damn it! Isn''t this way of getting off too lousy!? Why is it that I have to take the tests in this rare sports meet? I feel that the summoning system''s not right! Well, you don''t have to worry about the match. As things stand, we''ll definitely win. Uuthat''s too much I drag my heavy steps to the staff room. In the end, while I was taking my health education replenishment tests, class F was able to send class E home with a base hit. But for me, who''s unable to take part in the match, I''m feeling really uninvolved Volume 7, The Fourth Question Volume 7, The Fourth Question Use mathematical induction to prove the following: 1 + 3 + 5 + + (2n-1)=n When n is a natural number. Himeji Mizuki''s answer 1. When n=1, equation is calculated as, Left Hand Side = 1 Right Hand Side = 1 2. Assuming that n=k is valid, 1 + 3 + 5 + + (2k-1)=k When n=k+1, the left hand side of is written as 1 + 3 + 5 + + (2k-1)+(2k+1) =k + (2k+1) (Obtained from equation ) =(k+1) In other words, 1 + 3 + 5 + + (2k-1)+(2k+1) =(k+1) is valid when n=k+1. From 1. and 2., equation is valid for all values on n. Teacher''s comment That''s correct. In mathematical induction, you need to prove that n=1 is valid. Also, when assuming that n=k is valid, you have to deduce that n=k+1 is valid. In this question, the key is that n is a natural number. On a side note, people often forget to put that n=1, so do take note when answering. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer "I''ll prove here that is correct - Tsuchiya Kouta" Teacher''s comment Even if you try to sneak through by writing it in a style of a thesis, it''s useless. The question mentioned that you have to prove it through ''mathematical induction'', so while assuming that n=k, please write the equation that n=k+1 is valid. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer "My judgment can hold." Teacher''s comment "Please use an assumption." Oh! Akihisa, you''re back. Been tough on you, Akihisa. Welcome back. Ah, mn, I''m back As I finish the replenishment tests and return to the middle of the sports arena, Hideyoshi and the rest kindly receive my arrival. Seeing them like this at least alleviates the feeling of being left behind a bit. But whether we won or lost, I still wished to see it through with everyone Thinking about this, my eyes turn to the class F rest area that''s bounded by rope. At this moment, I realize that the guys in class are surrounding a strange box and arguing. What are they doing? PLEASE LET ME BE THE LUCKY GUY! STOP YAPPING AND START DRAWING! THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND! I GOT IT, I GOT IT! WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO ANXIOUS! ALRIGHT, IT''S THIS ONEDAMN IIIIIITTTTT!!! NICE! CRY YOUR WAY HOME!!! Eh, what are they doing? I asked Yuuji who''s beside me. Several classmates of mine seem to be dejected and unhappy. Why is that? Hm? You''re talking about them? Just doing a lucky draw. I know that. I just want to know why they''re doing it. Oh. The next event is the 2-people-3-legged race. The draw''s to decide who goes with who. Heh~so that''s how it is. It''s true that the choosing of partners in the 2-people-3-legged race is crucial. More than one''s own ability, the most important thing is for both sides to be able to co-ordinate together. What''s wrong, Akihisa? You''re pretty calm. Hideyoshi asked me with a puzzled look, but there''s no reason for me not to remain calm Because it doesn''t matter who''s the partner. Guys and girls will be separated anyway This is a mixed event. No problems at all. SUMMON! GO, MY SUMMONED BEAST! KILL THOSE GUYS FOR ME!! CALM DOWN, YOU IDIOT! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SUMMON WITHOUT A TEACHER''S PERMISSION? I CAN''T CALM DOWN AT ALLLL!! WHO IS IT? WHO''S THAT LUCKY GUY WHO GOT THE LUCKY NUMBER? Relax, it''s not decided yet. Eh? Really? If that were the case, we wouldn''t be quarreling like this. Ah, you''re right. Luckythe key to winning the 2-people-3-legged race is to not get anxious and match the steps of the partner. The bodies will have to be together. If there''s any traitor who would do such a great thing to the girls, that guy will be massacred by the FFF. I see. That''s why everyone''s praying. That''s the case. Everyone''s praying before they stand in front of the box, putting their hands together and praying. But, to think that Himeji-san and Minami would agree to play the 2-people-3-legged race with the guys as well. Yuuji, did you say something to them? Looking over there, the other girls seem to be paired up with the same gender. Himeji-san and Minami probably did that because there are only 3 people, Himeji-san, Minami and Hideyoshi and can''t leave someone out? Hearing my words, Yuuji gives a ''really, you'' look. What idiotic words are you saying? I would wish for guys and girls to be in different groups. Eh? Whyoh ya, I understand. You''ll be killed if something goes wrong. Good that you can understand. Once Kirishima-san knows that Yuuji''s partner is a girl, no matter how far Yuuji is, she would install some counter measures. There''s no such thing as ''impossible'' in a girl-in-love''s dictionaryeveryone knows that. More than that, I feel that the baseball tournament''s more important. I agree. Yuuji and Muttsurini nod their heads. These people have already turned into Asura just to get their confiscated A-books. They would prefer the more practical honor of getting back their A-books 10,000 times more than getting honor and glory. If that''s the case, the next match is decided, right? The middle (first) sports arena is used to hold the sports meet, and the second arena that''s located behind the school compound was used to hold our second-year baseball tournament The gym is opened for the 3rd years. We''re facing the 3rd years later They haven''t finished yet. It''s extra innings. Oh, if we''re successful, we get a walk over. Due to the time limit, this match will be extended to 7 innings. If they can''t win, the match will be decided as a tie. It sounds nice, but both sides can''t progress on. If that''s really the case, we can take the next match without playing. Anyway, let''s check the next match to game planlet me see, the next match has maths, biology, modern literature, economics and geography. Yuuji took out the schedule to check. These are all basic, normal subjects. No health education. Muttsurini sounded rather lonely when he said that as he glanced at the schedule in Yuuji''s hand. Like what Muttsurini says, there''s no health education for every match. If that''s the case, do you want to take part in the sports meet event, Muttsurini? You''re right. We''ll do that for the second round. I got it. To think that Muttsurini would actually leave the frontlines. However, since there''s no health education in the next few matches, it can''t be helped. Besides, Muttsurini''s other subjects are worse than me. Then we should readjust the batting order and the defensive alignments. The first one is maths, so Shimada will be the 1st batterwe''ll let Sugawa handle the second. That guy seems like he can really bunt. Then what about me? I can''t handle maths. You can''t handle maths ''too''. Besides, even if we leave you at the back few batters, your biology scores are atrocious, so I might as well just leave you at 3rd. It''s good if you can really bunt. If you''re successful, we should be able to get 1 point. Mn, got it. Yuuji decided our batting order and defensive positioning. Just when Yuuji and I are discussing-- Well, erm, Akihisa-kun A voice called me from behind. This voiceHimeji-san? Hm? Himeji-san, what''s wrong? Turning around, I see that Himeji-san and Minami are standing behind me. They''re looking really serious. What''s going on? It''s not really something big WellAkihisa-kun, what''s your number? Eh? You''re asking me for my number Ah, should be the batting order, right? As expected of Himeji-san, being so serious when she does things. She would actually check the defensive position and batting order. Though she''s not really good at understanding sports, it seems like he''s seriously thinking about this match. Uu, my batting order I''m 3. Number three. WAH!! After I answered that, Himeji-san and Minami seem to whimper for some reason. Is my batting order weird? UuuI know the chances are slim, but I thought that it could be possible That''s too much. This is too saddeningthe one chance to stick on. This is a rare chance Both of them are holding onto a little piece of paper each as they becried. AH~so you''re talking about that. Don''t worry, you two, Akihisa was just talking about the batting order. He hasn''t drawn the number for the 2-persons-3-legged race. Yuuji said to them while sounding like he''s lecturing them. Eh? Himeji-san and Minami, who were in a moment of melancholy just a second ago, lifted their heads up at the same time. Hm? Was the number they were talking about regarding the 2-persons-3-legged race? Oh ya. I forgot all about that. Got to take one number! Who can take it if those guys take the wonderful opportunity to be with the girls!? Ah, thatAkihisa-kun! Wait, Aki! As I was about to go for the box of numbers, Himeji-san and Minami suddenly stopped me. Uuif I don''t hurry up, my happiness will be taken away. What? Is there something? No. Wewellwhat should I sayI''m 7 My number''s 6 Himeji-san and Minami seem to say these numbers gingerly. 7 and 6? I see. So I''ll strike jackpot if I get these numbers, right-- (PLEASE) DON''T DRAW THIS NUMBER! Seems like they really hate me. I, I got itthen, I''ll draw one number then I say, you two. Those words may have already caused Akihisa to misunderstand Be, because it''s Akihisa-kunif we say to him ''please draw this number'' That, that''s right! When that happens, it will become the opposite of what we wish for. For some reason, I keep feeling that he will get Sakamoto''s number or something Really, it''s been tough on you two Sigh, though I never had much luck, I can''t possibly get a good draw anyway. But I''m really sad to be told them by themI drag my heavy footsteps and arrive in front of Sugawa-san, who''s watching over the box. Alright, Yoshii, draw your fate. Uu, okay With Sugawa-san staring at me mysterious, I reach my hand into the box. It''ll be heaven if I can draw 6 or 7, so I have to do my best. Uuokay, this one! I immediately pull out the number. The number written on the paper is-- Ah, 6 KILL HIM!!! YES, HIEROPHANT!!! WHAT''S GOING ON? I GOT SURROUNDED! I haven''t even said my number out loud, and a large group of people in black hoods surrounded me. I was careless! Saying out my number so openly like that, is it the end of me 6, 6I see, so Aki will be with me UuMinami-chan looks so happy Do, do I? When do I look happy You liar! I can see your face glowing Uu I think Minami-chan will use this chance to touch Akihisa-kun''s chest and buttthat''s too sneaky Wh, what are you saying, Mizuki! How can I do such a thingeh, what? What did you just say? TouchingMizuki, what were you talking about Ah! No, nothing! I''m not talking about touching him sneakily. Th, thatI''m just talking about improving the relationship with Akihisa-kun. I just said it wrongly! Mizukiwhat were you planning to do to Aki In a blink of an eye, I got wrestled down onto the floor by them as they forcefully take away that piece of paper in my hand. These guysthese techniques aren''t moves that amateurs can do! Alright, this no.6 will be auctioned. VERY GOOD, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU OFFER, MIHARU WILL BUY IT! WHY IN THE WORLD IS SHIMIZU-SAN HERE!? Sorry, but this is a class affair hm? What''s wrong, leader? No, thisisn''t 6. It''s 9. Yoshii just looked at it in the opposite way. Sugawa-san opens the number in his hand. The number 9 has an arrow to indicate how it should be read. What the hell, so it''s 9. That shocked us Yoshii really loves to create commotions. Causing us to spend so much effort on this. It''s all Yoshii''s fault for being unable to see such a simple number like that. How stupid. The FFF members grumbled as they turn away. That was close. If I really got 6, I would have been killed Well, Aki While I''m stroking my joints, Minami walks up to me. Hm? Minami, what''s up? What should I say? Wellbefore the meet, why don''t we tie our legs toward and practice a bit? We need to practice on chemistry, so I think we should practice to match our breathing and rhythm Minami starts to warm up as she asked me. Practice for the 2-persons-3-legged race? I see. So Minami''s seeing that as really important and actually willing to make a contribution to the class like that. That''s nice. In contrast, those classmates of mine who would execute me out of jealousy are really rotten until I want them to the mud in their nails. Ahbut I feel that it''s best to train with your own partner, right? It''s more effective to train together with your partner. I''m not deliberately closing my distance with your bodyeh? What did you just say? I just got 9. Didn''t you get 6, Minami? I open my paper I just drew to Minami for her to see. That''s a pity. If I could partner with the athletic Minami, I can perform better in the 2-persons-3-legged race. And besides, there would be a lot of happy things happening as well Oh, I see. So it''s like thatif that''s the case, it doesn''t matter Hearing me say that, Minami shrugs her shoulders and looks lost as she walks away. Did she feel that it would be easier to pair up with me? We do work together well. If she really thinks this way, it would be really great. I''m sorry, Minami-chan. The truth is that, I heaved a sigh of relief just now. Don''t worry MizukiI think I would do the same thing if our roles were reversed Minami walked to Himeji-san, and both of them said something. It seems to be something involving girls. I shouldn''t eavesdrop, and besides, it''s time to go back to Yuuji and the rest. After keeping the number I opened properly, I turn around to return to my usual friends. Yuuji and the rest seem to have finished discussing about the baseball match as Yuuji passed me my batting order number once I got there. What''s wrong, Akihisa? You didn''t get the number you want? Yuuji mocked me. If I really got the number I wanted, I would have been buried, right? In a certain sense, maybe such an outcome is really the jackpot. Speaking of which, who''s my partner? Oh ya, Yuuji, what''s your number? Hm? Well, I haven''t drawn yet. I wanted to draw once those guys calm down, but I forgot. Me too. Same here. It seems like these people haven''t decided on their partners in the 2-persons-3-legged race. Since the partner number 9 hasn''t drawn his number yet, one of these three people will be my partner. If that''s the case Please, Hideyoshi! You must draw 9! Hm? What''s wrong, Akihisa? You want to be partners with me? Of course! I really want to be partners with Hideyoshi! If it''s just Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini, I would choose Hideyoshi without exception. Considering the honor of the class, it would be better to choose Yuuji or Muttsurini, but things aren''t that simple. This world has things that are more important than winning. We should draw our numbers too. Besides, the class challenges is more important than the baseball tournament as per schedule. It will be bad if we don''t take part in those events. I feel the same. The 3 of them head to the box. As things go, only those 3 haven''t drawn numbers yet. The only ones with an undecided partner are me, Himeji-san and Minami. In other words, once they draw the numbers, there will be tragedies of bloodshed. While everyone''s trying to hold back their saliva, Hideyoshi reaches into the box. Please, Hideyoshi, get 9! Uu, I got 9 BRING IT ON, YOU GUYS!! I''LL DEFEND THIS PIECE OF PAPER EVEN IF I DIE!!! DON''T THINK THAT YOU CAN LIVE TO SEE THE SUN TOMORROW, IDIOT!!! Not willing to lose to the overwhelming killing intent, I shouted out and gripped my fists tightly. There''s only a few minutes before the 2-persons-3-legged race begins. Until then, I must survive! --Sorry, saw it wrongly. It''s 6. The killing intent immediately dissipated. At this same time, my enthusiasm disappeared. If it''s 6, then Hideyoshi''s partnered with MinamiI feel that it''s a pity, but there''s a sense of relief here If that''s the case, there''s only 7 and 9 left. The next one will either be my partner or Himeji-san. (sssst). Muttsurini reaches into the box. To him, this is a battle of winning and losing, right? If he can be with Himeji-san, he can touch Himeji-san''s amazingly self-aware parts. That guy will jump into the vortex of happiness even when he knows that he would die. I don''t want him to get such an envious outcome! Muttsurini finally pulls out that piece of paper that decides his fate and slowly opens it. Now, what will he get 9 FAREWELL!! DON''T YOU DARE ESCAPE!! EVERYONE, CATCH SAKAMOTO AND OFFER HIM FOR A BLOOD SACRIFICE!!! OSSSUU!! Less than a second after it happened, the moment Yuuji knew that Muttsurini''s my partner, he realized that he would be Himeji-san''s partner without drawing the numbers, and the class immediately ran off in a lightning quick hunting action. Mn, it''s not that I don''t understand everyone''s feelings for wanted to catch that damned guy and execute him. Looking at Yuuji and the other classmates sprint at a speed that''s worthy of a sports meet, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini came up to me with their drawn numbers. Really, everyone''s so energetic. That''s really noisy. What''s wrong, Akihisa? Aren''t you going to deal with Yuuji? Perhaps suspecting my calmness, Hideyoshi couldn''t help but ask. Uu, I want to deal with him on my own No problems. Even if I don''t, Kirishima-san will I won''t forgive you for fooling around. GUUUUAAHHH!!! SHOUKO!? WHERE DID YOU COME OUT FROM!! --Kirishima-san will fulfill my wish for me. I see. Either way, the way I see it, Yuuji most probably doesn''t have much of his life left Kirishima-san, who suddenly appeared out of nowhere, has already inserted her slender fingers forcefully into Yuuji''s face. That should hurt Oh yes, Yuuji. Oi, Shouko, hold on a minute! Who would talk casually in this situation? Normally, people would remove the force on the hand, right? Did auntie give you anything? Hm? You''re talking about my mom? Ahh, if that''s the case Yuuji, whose face is locked in by the fingers is still talking to Kirishima-san, muttering ''hold on a minute''. But for Yuuji to be able to talk in this situation, I think that''s pretty impressive. About that? That spot-check, I handed that thing my mom wanted to pass to you in the bag as well. Bag? Eh, the bag with the hypnotism book. Really? Yes. You aren''t lying to me? I didn''t. Shouko, what''s with you? What will happen if that bag''s confiscated? To mewhat So, what in the world are you saying Whatdid you do to me! UWAAAHHH!! IT HURTS, THIS HURRRRTTTTSSSSS!!! Everything in that bag got confiscated UWAAAAHHHHH!!!! I can vaguely hear a snap. The next moment, I found Yuuji lying limply on the floor. Yuuji isa big idiot! Leaving behind the unconscious Yuuji, Kirishima-san ran off without turning back. Really, it can''t be helped. At this moment, I can only take care of Yuuji. If I''m to keep him lying there, it''ll be a huge disturbance to everyone else. What did you do, Yuuji? I lean over and grab Yuuji''s hand to pull him up, asking about the situation just now. Yuuji shakes his head before answering. It doesn''t matter anyway, but for Yuuji to be able to get up immediately after such an attack, I really feel that he''s not normal in any sense. Wellit seems that it''s because of me. My mom wanted to hand her something, and those magazines got confiscated as well. Your mom asked you to give Kirishima-san something Seeing her so angry, it must be something important. Speaking of what my mom would give to her, don''t tell mea marriage agreement!? Ahh, I see. Since Yuuji and Kirishima-san are still underaged, both sides have to agree to the marriage. The marriage agreement that she work so hard to get got confiscated. No wonder she''s so angry. That''s too dangerousif that''s the case, I really have to be grateful to that spot-check guu! Yuuji again tumbled to the ground. Behind him, our classmates are holding tasers as they surround him. Take him away. Yes! They lift up Yuuji''s lifeless body and walk to a dark corner of the school compound. Now that Yuuji''s gone, he will definitely be executedbut never mind. That guy will only makes things more difficult for me if he continues to live. More importantly, I should focus on the 2-persons-3-legged race. Anyway, my partner''s Muttsurini. Let''s do our best. Let''s do our best. We hold our hands together forcefully. In terms of speed, Muttsurini''s even faster than Yuuji. In a competition, he should be the best partner. Kinosheeta''s with me, right? Let''s do our best as well. Ya, I''d say, let''s do our best. Minami leans over for some reason. Maybe she practiced with Hideyoshi already. Besides her, Himeji-san looks really worried. With Sakamoto-kunI worried that I would drag him now Ahh, Himeji-san, I guess you don''t have to worry. Once Yuuji comes back, his body would be in a state that he can''t run normally. Right now, our groupings are ''me and Muttsurini'', ''Minami and Hideyoshi'' and ''Himeji-san and corpse''. I can''t take part in the mixed group, but at least this may be a good thing. What''s wrong, Aki? Your partner''s not Kinosheeta, it''s Tsuchiyabut you look rather happy! Eh? Re, really? The reason why I felt really happy that my partner''s Muttsurini is because I would die if I''m to partner with a girlbut it''s really tough to say such things. Anyway, better slip through with a prank. I guess. Besides, having Muttsurini as a partner is better than having Yuuji. Heh~ why? Isn''t Muttsurini rather cute? Eh? Minami and Muttsurini use a really serious expression as they asked me. Didn''t Muttsurini wear a female outfit at the seaside? I find that he looked rather cute that timeow! Saying till halfway, I got knocked lightly on the back of the head by someone. Who is it!? Sorry, Akihisa. Turning around, I see Hideyoshi looking rather unhappy as he stood behind me. Eh? Did Hideyoshi just hit me? What''s with you, Hideyoshi? Uuactually, I don''t really know, but I couldn''t help it Eh? Like that? Well, it doesn''t matter anyway, since it doesn''t really hurt Maybe Hideyoshi''s hand slipped? I can''t imagine Hideyoshi hitting people randomly, so he must have hit my accidentallybut thinking about it carefully, he seemed to have done a wrestling move on me "Recently, it seems that Akihisa-kun''s interests is spreading. I''ll feel really bothered" "Pervert" "YOU, YOU TWO ARE MISTAKEN! I''M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN CROSSDRESSED MUTTSURINI, I''M JUST HAPPY THAT IT''S EASY TO WIN WITH HIM AS MY PARTNER!!" I continued to shout to Himeji-san and Muttsurini, who''re standing far away from me and muttering away. Speaking of which, I DON''T WANT TO BE CALLED A PERVERT BY SOMEONE LIKE MUTTSURINI!!! "Heh~Aki, you''re pretty confident." It seems that my ''easy to win'' words made Minami unhappy as she snapped back. What confidence? I''m not so confident anyway "Uu, everyone knows how amazing Muttsurini is, and I''m rather good in spots too." If we''re to compete in a 100m dash, I''ll lose to Muttsurini by a bit, but my timing would be rather decent. If Muttsurini and I can get along well, it''s not hard to beat the rest. "Humph, and you really said itso if that''s the case--" "Hm?" "How about a race with us?" "Eh? With you two?" "That''s right. Kinosheeta and I. I remember each class is allowed to sent two groups up, right?" Hearing Minami say this, I seem to remember that this is really the case. Ever year has their own race, and for classes A-F, each class is to send two groups, a total of 12. Since Minami challenged me, it''ll be interesting to challenge them. "Mn, OK, we''ll have a race then." I pondered for a while before agreeing to it. "Then, the loser will have to be punished." "Eh?" Minami added another condition. Punishmentif it''s Minami, what sort of punishment would she make me do? Just thinking about that alone makes me terrified. "What''s wrong, Aki? Don''t you have any confidence of beating our girls group?" "Shimada, are you mistaken? I''m not a girl." Minami made a taunt. Woah, Minami actually dared to say that. I don''t really have much confidence in studies, but I can''t lose in sports! "Of, of course now! Okay, let''s do this!" Thinking about it, I kept competing with Yuuji with regards to all sorts of things. Compared to that guy''s dirty and despicable punishment games, this should be a lot easier. Who''s afraid!? "As for the loser''s punishment--" "Mn, say it, I''ll win anyway!" "If I win--" "Um hm? If you win--" "--You''ll go out with me." "Eh? Go out with youa weekend kind of thing? You''re going shopping?" Minami''s thinking of asking me to go out and help her carry things, right? I heard that girls will spend a lot of time on shopping, so Minami would ask me to do this? Maybe I have to carry a lot. "Uuwell, anyway, it''s like that. Shopping, eating, watching moviesa lot." "That, that''swe can finish it off in a day?" It feels like the schedule''s packed. It seems that the punishment game Minami just said is really punishment. "And I didn''t just mean ''for one day'' when I said that." Minami muttered to herself in a barely audible voice. Is she planning something else? "MnI can go out with you for one day. But on my side, if I win-let me think, I want a good meal." "Okay, I''ll promise you that." "So is our bet on?" "Yeah, if I win--you really have to go out with me!" Minami sounded really serious. Maybe she would force me to eat something really expensive with her or give me some extremely tough project for me, or maybe she would playfully drag me to the lingerie section to buy stuff "The 2-persons-3-legged race is starting soon. All second year students, please gather at the line." At this moment, the announcement can be heard from the loudspeakers. Mn, I just don''t need to lose this battle! Since it''s decided, a man''s word is a man''s word. "Okay! Oi, Muttsurini, stop standing far away from me like that, we''re starting soon! We have to get a good result!" "Akihisa, don''t get too close to me." "I SAID IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING!" I could only try my best to explain to Muttsurini, who''s keeping his distance away from me, as we head to the starting point of the 2-persons-3-legged race. At the starting point where many contestants are bustling noisily. According to the agreement, I line up together with ''Minami and Hideyoshi''s group'' for the showdown. "EVERYONE READY! GET SET--" BAM! The clear bang of the guns can be heard, and the front row of contestants started moving. We''re in the next group, so it''s about time to get prepared mentally. Trying to relax my joints and muscles, I gently shake my limps and simulate the situation of appearing there later when I step up. When I go up, I have to time my steps and breathing and then slowly speed up. "" Standing beside me, Minami''s also waiting for the time to start. She seems to be nervous, looking extremely serious as well. "You''re rather serious, Minami." "Eh!? Do, do I? I''m okay." "Haha, why are you so nervous?" "Since, since when am I nervous?" "You, you are, a little" "See, I said. It''s good to be serious for the glory of the class, but if you don''t relax, what''s winnable will become unwinnable." Even from afar, I can see that Minami''s body is rather stiff due to nervousness. Why is she so enthusiastic about the 2-persons-3-legged race. "But I want to win no matter what" Minami muttered that softly, and those words enter my ears seemingly casually. She''s looking at the starting line with a serious look. I don''t understand why Minami would be so enthusiastic, but since she''s treating this so seriously, as the opponent who agreed to this, I should treat this match seriously. This should be a courtesy. "EVERYONE! GET READY--" BAM! The gunshot can be heard. The groups of people in front of us rush off. It''ll be us next. "Let''s do this, Muttsurini, we''ll be the first one to the finish line!" "(Nods head)." "Kinosheeta, I''ll leave it to you then." "Mn, I''ll do my best too." "Understood. Miharu would do her best too." After swallowing saliva, we wait for the starting gun. The time to decide the victors is right now. "NEXT GROUP, GET READY! SET--" BAM--the crisp bang can be heard. Muttsurini and I move forward. Left foot first, then right, then left, I count the beats as we take steps. It feels good. Then, we should slowly increase our speed and finally end up running forward at the fastest speed. At that point, we almost forget that it''s a 2-persons-3-persons race as we run off as if we aren''t bound to someone else in the first place. With a partner that can breathe and move in the same movement, I even forgot of the other person''s presence. "THAT GROUPWHY IS IT 3-PERSONS-4-LEGGED?" It''s only now that Minami realizes that beside Hideyoshi, her other foot is tied together with Shimizu-san''s. "Eh? Wha, WHAT''S GOING ON! HOLD ON, MIHARU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" "Ahh, onee-samaeven when sticking to you, I can''t feel that little chest that''s sticking so close to your body. This alluring feeling is making Miharu unable to hold it any longer" "STOP TOUCHING ME! MOVE AWAY! IT''S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO WIN THIS!" "What is onee-sama saying? Miharu''s doing this for onee-sama''s sake!" "SINCE WHEN IS IT FOR MY OWN SAKE! IF YOU''RE DOING IT FOR MY OWN SAKE--OI, HO, HOL, HOLD ON! DID YOU JUST REACH FOR MY BACK AND UNDID MY BRA HOOK!?" "No problems! Even if onee-sama doesn''t use a bra to support, there won''t be any problems at all!" "YOU''LL REMEMBER THIS!" "YES! MIHARU WON''T FORGET THIS FEELING!" "I DON''T MEAN THAT!" "What should I do in this situation" Recovering ourselves, we reached the end first. I guess our group won. "Haa, haa, haaMiharu, you" "That''s wonderful, onee-sama!" "What should I say, this two-persons-three-legged(?) race made me feel tired" We undo the ropes on our feet, and soon Minami''s group came running in to the end. The 3-persons-4-legged participants actually took second. No matter how I look at it, they''re more impressive than us. "MIHARU! WE LOST BECAUSE OF YOU!!" "Miharu will go off here. We''ll meet later, onee-sama!" "AH! DAMN IT, MIHARU!!" After bowing to Minami, Shimizu-san glared at me and shot off like a rabbit. "Really, she" Though angry, Minami gives a wry smile. That''s strange? This match was ruined and yet Minami looked okay. "Are you alright, Minami?" "Eh? What do you mean?" "No, wellif Shimizu-san didn''t get involved, you two could have gotten first." "Wellhm, maybe that would be that case." "Isn''t that right?" They were able to run a 3-persons-4-legged race at that speed. If it were a normal 2-persons-3-legged race, it''ll be hard to tell the outcome. But-- "Thinking through it calmly, this may be the better outcome." Minami looked like she doesn''t care, but wasn''t she so adamant on winning at the start? "Uu? What do you meanby ''this may be better''?" "If I use such a despicable mean--even if I feel alright now, I may regret it some day. It may be a little too late, but that''s how I feel now." Despicable means? What did she mean by that? Saying that to me who often hang out with those shameless and evil thugs, is she saying that she would do something even more cruel that I would regret? Thinking about that, my body started to tremble. If that were the case, I might really need to thank Shimizu-san. "Then our bet is invalid because the match doesn''t count." "Eh? No need, I lose this time, so I''ll treat you to a meal." "No need, that''s too awkward. Besides, we haven''t had a real duel anyway." "I insist! Or what is it? You''re not willing to let me treat?" "Uusince you say it, I''ll be thankful for that then." "Mn, very good!" After saying that, Minami gave me a bright smile. "Oh ya, Shimada" At this moment, Hideyoshi, who was silent up till now, said rather hesitantly. "Hm? What''s up, Kinosheeta?" "No, what I want to say isthat ''thing'' of yours is still open. Don''t you need to wear it back properly?" "Eh?" Dok dok, Hideyoshi points at his own chest. To be honest, I''ve been mindful of that ever since the beginning "Ahno, that''s not it! I didn''t forget to wear it back because I felt that there''s no difference in leaving the bra hook off!" Minami covered her chest with both hands and rush to the other corner of the school. I seeso Minami didn''t realize it because she didn''t feel anything even with no support "(collapse)." In a corner where nobody noticed, Muttsurini passed out due to massive loss of blood. Volume 7, The Fifth Question Volume 7, The Fifth Question Remember these baseball rules! Yuuji: So that''s how it is. Since Himeji doesn''t understand baseball, we will do a simple explanation of the rules. Akihisa: We''re normally the ones being taught, to think that it''ll be the other way around. Mizuki: Ple, please teach me well. Yuuji: Now, we''re going to explain the foul called ''balk''. Mizuki: Balkis it? Yuuji: That''s right. This is a foul when the pitcher''s pitching. Mizuki: A foul? What is it about? Akihisa: For example, when the pitcher''s steps on the rubber to pick off the baserunner in place but didn''t throw the ball out. Yuuji: Or throwing a pickoff while the toes are facing the batter. Akihisa: And there''s also the 2-part pitching stancestopping midway throwing the pitching motion, even if it''s a little bit, these are all fouls. Mizuki: Let me see, pointing the toes at the batter yet throwing a pickoff, and the 2-part pitching stance Yuuji: Anyway, it''s not okay as long as the pitcher does something to hassle the batter or make the batter misunderstand. Akihisa: Like letting the batter think that ''the pitch is coming'' only to throw a pickoff, or making the batter think that the pitch won''t be coming and pitching out of a sudden. This will severely affect the match. Mizuki: I seeso letting people misunderstand is called a balk Yuuji: Well, yeah, you just need to think this way. Mizuki: Then, Akihisa-kun Akihisa: Hm? What is it? Mizuki: You balked. Akihisa: Eh? Mizuki: You balked. Akihisa: What are you saying, Himeji-san? Mizuki: Akihisa-kun balked. Akihisa: Eh Yuuji: HaaI''m too lazy to even comment about this In the end, class 3-E and 3-F couldn''t beat each other, and so we advanced to the next round without a fight. Thus-- It''s time for the semi-finals. Yup, the class of that Toko-Natsu pair. We''ve just battled against them in the test of courage a while back, and now we met each other so soon. It seems that we have sort of inexplicable relationship with those two. Um, so that means 2-A lost? I guess they did. They lost? They have the almighty Kirishima-san! The class rep of 2-A, Kirishima Shouko-san is someone whose scores is greater than even Himeji-san''s. How did she lose to that Toko-Natsu group? Mmwell, she''s not as bad as Himeji but Shouko doesn''t know much about baseball. I guess that''s the reason why she lost. The way I see it, there are people who are as impressive as Kirishima. Well, I guess so. Anyway, since class A, which is led by Kirishima-san, lost, we have to be ever more cautious now. I guess there''s only 1 or 2 times that we can get points from the third years. It''s pointless to think about it now. Let''s hurry to the sports center. That''s right. We should be able to understand once we play against them. I''m wondering about the fact that 2-A lost to them, but to us, this may be a good thing. Besides, the key to us winning is the plan Yuuji comes up with. Class 2-A has Kirishima-san, who understands Yuuji''s personality and thoughts thoroughly, leading them, so they should be harder to beat than class 3-A with better marks. Yuuji Hm? What is it, Akihisa? If class 2-A advanced, what would your plan be? I think Yuuji thought of a plan against 2-A already. I actually planned to get Kubo to join us by charming him over and play 10 vs 8. On hearing my question, Yuuji casually answered back. 10 vs 8if we can do it, the difference between both classes can be reduced, so it will be to our advantage. It''s just Charming Kubo-san over? What are you saying? How can Kubo-san do such a dirty thing? Reallyif you can think this way, maybe it''s a blessing to you The real Kubo got blinded by those corrupted feelings Not knowing is the real blessing. Eh? Why is everyone looking at me with pity when I mentioned Kubo-san? Those eyes looked like someone just died. I can''t understand them at all. Oh yeah, Yuuji, what''s our plan now? To be honest, I really didn''t expect 2-A to lose with Shouko and Kubo among them, so I didn''t really make any adjustments for the match with class 3-A. However Though he says this, Yuuji must have planned already. --I guess we should just kill their summoned beasts. I see, this plan is easy to understand. Seems like you guys don''t have any sportsmanship at all This tactic is the worst Kill them? We''re going to kick them out? Seeing Himeji-san look so puzzled, it seems that she still doesn''t understand Yuuji''s plan well. Got it. So we''re going to beat those guys up during a mess-up until they can''t show up? Who''re we doing it on? I''d say, you guys have already accepted such a plan without hesitation Muttsurini, who''s used to assassination, taking photos from the shadows, cover operations and doesn''t even have any relation to sportsmanship. Of course, he accepted it without any resistance. I''m different from Muttsurini, I''m a pretty fair guy normally, but we have an aim we have to achieve no matter what, so it can''t be helped that we have to use such underhanded means to win. No, it''s alright even when it''s not a mess. There are many other means besides attacking directly. Yup, like sliding into the opponent or throwing a ''Hit by Pitch''. Or faking a swing and hitting the bat on the opponent. That''s good. Great that you can understand. I sayyou guys are really too evil! It''s too crude to call us evil. If there''s a need to call us that, just say that we have a flexible approach to the rules. Standing beside us, Minami rolls her eyes and says, I say, you guysif you guys do such a thing, you deserve it even when you''re scolded and called ''despicable''! Despicable? Scolded? What is this girl saying? Hoho, Minami, it seems that you don''t understand. Yup. Seems like Shimada hasn''t gotten the whiff of our sportsmanship. Lack understanding. I, Yuuji and Muttsurini answered in turn. Can''t be helped though. Even though she didn''t study enough, there has to be a limit. Wha, what do you mean by that!? What are you trying to say? Listen up, Minami. Seeing the troubled and puzzled Minami, all three of us answered loudly in unison, DESPICABLE AND DIRTY ARE THINGS THAT ONLY LOSERS WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT!!! YOU GUYS ARE REALLY ROTTEN!! This is the golden rule of winning and losing. To win, we have to pull all the stops. Uu, well, but even if we force the opponent''s summoned beasts to be immobile, it doesn''t mean that we will win, right? How should we deal with it? And looking at their points, we can''t possibly do much damage to them, right? Hideyoshi voiced out his doubt. That''s true. It''s okay to take them out, but what do we do after that? The opponents are the 3rd years. And the spot-check was only done on the 2nd years, so their desire to win isn''t a great, right? Mn, that''s true. We''re motivated to get back those confiscated items, and we''re a whole lot different from the 3rd years who''re just participating this school event out of necessity. So we''ll use the difference in strength of motivation. Using the difference in motivation? Even if you say that Ahh, well, just look at it. Besides, there''s no other way anyway. Mn, I got it somewhat. Understood. Yuuji didn''t explain the plan further, and we head to the middle sports arena where the match will begin. At times, I really thought, what''s so good about that guy Using such evil means just to get back the A-books Ah, ah hahahaha "--STRIKE THREE! BATTER OUT!" The umpire''s call echoed throughout the sports arena, and the 1st batter Minami walked back in a lonely manner. As expected of class 3-A, their ball velocity and control can''t be underestimated. "Sorry, I really couldn''t hit it" "Don''t worry, Shimada. There''s a huge difference in scores anyway." Yuuji consoled Minami like a coach. This time, we''re using Chemistry as the subject, and as it''s not Minami''s speciality, it couldn''t be helped that she couldn''t hit it. Besides, Yuuji''s plan isn''t to hit the ball, but to attack through violence, so it doesn''t matter that we didn''t hit the ball. "Summon!" As the second batter, Sugawa-san called out him summoned beast. On a side note, this match''s batting lineup goes like this. First batter: 3rd baseman Shimada Minami Second batter: Shortstop Sugawa Ryo Third batter: Pitcher Yoshii Akihisa Fourth batter: Catcher Sakamoto Yuuji Fifth batter: Right fielder Kondou Yoshimune Sixth batter: 2nd baseman Tsuchiya Kouta (Muttsurini) Seventh batter: Center fielder Kimishima Hiroshi Eighth batter: 1st baseman Fukumura Kohei Ninth batter: Left fielder Yokomizo Koji It''ll be bad if we use violence right from the start, so the lead-off batter just need to hit in a normal manner, while Sugawa-san and me behind are to act according to the situation. If we feel that it''s alright, Yuuji will give us the go. It''ll be great if the first batter Minami can make them let their guard down Class A, Natsukawa Shunpei, Chemistry, 244 points. VS Class F, Sugawa Ryo, Chemistry, 59 points. As how things went in the past, the pitcher and catcher are the baldy-sempai and the mohawk-head, the Toko-Natsu group that we''re all too familiar with. I heard that the pitcher and catcher were different in their match against 2-A. Maybe they decided to take over this time because they know that Yuuji and I are partnering in this one. Those two really hate to lose. 59 marks? This guy''s score is really pitiful. Standing on the pitcher''s mound, baldy-sempai saw our displayed scores and happily mocked us. This guy''s looking down on us as usual. But even though we got laughed at for our grades. Sugawa-san doesn''t look like he really cares. His summoned beast just raised the bat and gets into a swinging position, As expected of a member of class F, he didn''t lose his patience even though he got treated like an idiot. Oh, you don''t even have the guts to argue back? Such a useless bum. After saying this nonchalantly, baldy-sempai''s summoned beast gets into a pitching motion. IT gathers all the force in the arm, and at the next second, he throws the ball out. STRIKE! The next moment, the ball landed neatly into the glove of the mohawk-sempai''s summoned beast. I noticed it a bit when Minami was in the batter box. That ball''s really fast. What''s wrong? That was right down the middle, The baldy-sempai gave a mocking smile at us as he looked down on us and receives the ball from the catcher. Sugawa-san doesn''t respond at all as he just readjusts himself as he readies his bat again. Seeing Sugawa-kun''s unmoved look, the baldy-sempai just looks bored as he snorts. He then pitches the second ball. STRIKE TWO! He didn''t swing at all again. Now, it''s two strikes. Sugawa-san continues to stare at the opponent, seemingly analyzing the situation calmly. You''re going to be the 2nd one who''s going to be struck out! Baldy-sempai pitches for the 3rd time. The breaking motion isn''t too different, but the velocity''s a lot slower than before. Did he miss the timing? Sugawa-san didn''t swing the bat as he just remained over there. The pitch just landed inside the glove. If that''s the case STRIKE THREE! BATTER OUT!! Like what baldy-sempai predicted, he really struck Sugawa-san in three strikes. Now, it''s 2 men out with no baserunners. Oi oi oi, I threw that ball really slowly already. Shouldn''t you swing your bat already? Baldy-sempai mocked us with a taunting tone. Ever since we began, his way of pitching was basically mocking us. This sports meet is planned by them, so they''re still angry about this? They''re the ones who came up with the punishment in the first place What''s wrong, Sugawa-san? I asked Sugawa-san softly as I went past him. Maybe he noticed a flaw in the opponent''s attack. No way, I couldn''t find a way to attack. I see No matter how I tried to look for it, I couldn''t find that sempai in the erotic yukata I see, this information is way too useful. If that''s the case, I don''t have to waste my time looking for that sempai. Though it''s a littleno, it''s really a pity, but now I can concentrate on the match. Let''s think of it in another way. Maybe this might be a good thing. You''re going to be the 3rd batter I''m going to strike out, Yoshii Akihisa! As I walked into the batter''s box, the baldy-sempai on pitcher''s mound said that to me. Class A, Natsukawa Shunpei, Chemistry, 244 points. VS Class F, Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 57 points. After a while, our scores are shown. I understand that my score will cause me to be in a tough battle. Unless I can hit the ball in the middle, the ball shouldn''t be able to fly into the outfield. However-- I won''t give up like that, Hengawa-sempai. HOLD ON A MINUTE! DID YOU JUST MIX MY NAME WITH THE WORD ''HENTAI'' TO CREATE A COMPLETELY NEW SURNAME!? Ah, sorry, hentai-sempai. NO!! I DON''T WANT YOU TO CHANGE IT TO ''HENTAI''! CALL ME ''NATSUKAWA''! JUST GIVE ME A PROPER NAME! Sorry, because your name pronunciation is easy to mix up. SINCE WHEN IS IT EASY TO MIX UP! THE ONLY THING SIMILAR IN ''NATSUKAWA'' AND ''HENTAI'' ARE THE NUMBER OF KANJI WORDS!! My my, don''t be so agitated, Natsukawa-hentai. So you mixed them up because ''sempai'' and ''hentai'' sounded all too similar!? The fated duel''s within the bat of an eye as baldy-sempai''s burning up. This isn''t any different from a hot-blooded shounen sports manga anyway. Damn you, Yoshii AkihisaI''M SO GOING TO KILL YOU!!! Baldy-sempai''s summoned beast raises its position and gets ready to pitch the 1st ballwhich quickly came rushing here. STRIKE!! The first ball was right down the middle. I didn''t react to this pitch at all as I analyze the situation. Heh, seems like you don''t dare to take action. My reaction seem to make the baldy-sempai happy, as after he received the catcher''s throw back, the baldy-sempai snorted in a rather good mood. Then, he pitches the 2nd ball. STRIKE TWO!! At this moment, the opponent pitched another ball right down the ball. What the heck. You''re pretty quiet now. Like when Sugawa-san was on just now, I just let two pitches fly by me to see if there''s anything. Baldy-sempai just snorted in a bored manner. I''m just checking where you''re pitching. I''ll get the next one. Checking where I''m pitching? HA! Stop lying! You just couldn''t hit my pitch, right? I didn''t answer him as I just wait silently for the next pitch. Like how he pitched against Minami and Sugawa-san, the opponent''s been pitching only in the middle. It''s really just like his personality. He wants to strike me out within 3 pitches, so I guess the next pitch is straight down the middle again. Che, so you can only look at the ball? You guys are wimps! It''s true that I''ve been observing the ball up now. However, I''m not just looking at the ball, but also the positioning of the pitcher. The baldy-sempai would stand at the same place after both the 1st and 2nd pitch. As expected of this 3rd year sempai. He really knows how to control his summoned beast, and his posture is rather stable. But that''s going to be his Achilles'' Heel. Alright, time for the final blow! After getting into position, the opponent pitches the 3rd ball at me. I use this chance to match the opponent and swing my bat hard at the opponent. The white ball zips through the air as it flies towards my head while I throw the metal bat at the opponent''s face. Both of us use our killer throws, and at that nail-crunching moment, it finally reached my head. --DANGER!! The pitch the opponent threw grazes past my temples, and the metal bat I threw flies past the opponent''s nose. YOU''RE TOO DESPICABLE!! YOU TWO ARE THE SAME!! That damned bastard made me think that he would throw all three pitches down the middle, and the last pitch came flying at my temples! If I didn''t dodge it at the last minute, it would have become a huge tragedy that couldn''t be recovered! STRIKE THREE! BATTER OUT! My throw just now was treated as a swing by the umpire, so I got struck out. So now, with 3 men out, it will be a switch over. There''s no other ideas I can think of. Better gather with Yuuji and the rest on the bench and talk it through first. Sorry Yuuji, those guys may be wary of us already. Don''t mind. Just make up for that failure through your pitching. Don''t worry, everyone will help you out. That sounds rather normal, but for some reason, I''d think what you guys are talking about is the worst Don''t these guys know of something called sportsmanship? Like being cautious, induced base on balls, there''s really a lot of technical terms in baseball. Of course, I can pitch. My scores aren''t great, so the power of the ball isn''t much, but I''m rather confident of my control. I''ll smack that ball hard into the opponent! Alright, time for us to go up. EVERYONE, LEVEL THEM TO THE GROUND!!! YEAH!!! Are you Yoshii? Whether it''s about the test of courage meet before or this competitionI''ll make you regret taking on us 3rd years! Summon! The first batter from class 3-A entered the batter box with hostility. Seems like the test of courage made more seniors hate me now. Class A, Hotta Masatoshi, Chemistry, 217 points Vs Class F, Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 57 points. Soon after the summoned beasts appeared, our scores were shown. As expected of a student from class A, the marks aren''t to be underestimated. (Let''s take this guy head on. I want to see how far the ball will fly with such a difference in scores.) That''s what Yuuji''s telling me with his eyes. Yuuji''s right. Right now, we''re facing class A opponents, so we have to see how good they are. If things so smoothly, we''ll be facing the teachers'' team that''s even better than class A. We have to know how far we can go before we should hold back. That is an important thing. I nod my head slightly to indicate that I understand, and then let my summoned beast get into a pitching posture. Yuuji''s glove is located at the low outer corner of the strikezone. Even if it gets hit, at least it won''t fly out if it''s not a solid hit, right? Compared to the baldy-sempai''s pitch in the previous half of the inning, the pitch of mine is a lot slower as it flies towards Yuuji''s glove. STRIKE! Facing the pitch I just threw, the opponent just let it by and doesn''t swing the bat. Does he want to check my pitch velocity and power? The score''s over there already, so he won''t feel that I can threaten him. If the next pitch lands in the strikezone, I guess he would swing. Then, Yuuji throws the ball over. This time, it''s slightly high at the corner. Is he trying to make the opponent have a hard time hitting the ball (is that a free stance)? Well, I can''t really think of a reason why such a difficult thing. I follow the position Yuuji indicated, and this time, the opponent swung the bat. KLANGThe crisp sound of the impact can be heard, and this time, the opponent did swing the bat. It seemed that the batter either missed or wasn''t used to playing baseball as the ball missed the center. The fly ball didn''t drag its distance as it flies. DAMN IT! Looking rather angry and hurt, the opponent returned to the bench area. I see. Even if the difference in scores is larger, it naturally doesn''t cause the ball to fly far if the opponent missed the center. On the other hand, when facing class E, even though their scores were about the same, the ball would naturally fly near. It''s not that power alone can win games as this would be no different from other baseball matches. However, the stronger class still has overwhelming superiority. Okay, I''m okay. Summon! A familiar voice can be heard as the second batter called out his summoned beast. Class A, Tsunemura Yuusaku, Chemistry, 223 points Vs Class F Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 57 points. It''s the other member of the Toko-Natsu pair, the mohican-head sempai who was the catcher. Even if he''s really rotten deep inside, he''s really worthy of being a member of A class, having such high scores. BRING IT, ON, YOSHII! SAKAMOTO! I''LL RETURN ALL THE SHAME I BORE WITH INTEREST!! The mohican-head sempai glared as he said that to us. Seems like he''s rather pumped as well. What should I do (Let''s pitch a ball first.) Yuuji positions his glove. His glove is aimed at the far corner where the bat can''t possibly hit. I guess he has a plan if he wants me to throw that far out. I open my arms wide and pitch the first ball. At this moment, the mohican-head sempai deliberately swung the bat. Alright, now we have a strike-- Ahh, my hand slipped! Just when I thought that, the mohican-head sempai continued his swing without stopping as he swung the bat back to Yuuji''s summoned beast that''s getting ready to receive the pitch. Class A, Tsunemura Yuusaku, Chemistry, 223 points. Vs Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, Chemistry, 109 points. Having been hit on the head hard, Yuuji''s summoned beast had its points changed due to the damage, and the 200+ points up till now got deducted by a lot now. Sorry Sakamoto. That wasn''t on purpose. Glancing back to look at the umpire''s decision, the mohican-head sempai said that to Yuuji. If that act just now was deemed as intentional, he would be forced off the field. That sempai was probably worried about this, which was why he just said those insincere words. No, no need to worry about it. A lot of mishaps often happen in sports anyway? Yuuji doesn''t look bothered by it as he said it with a smile on his face. His summoned beast bends down to picks up the bell that was dropped due to the impact. I see, Sakamoto''s rather magnanimous. No no. I''m not really a kind person. Both of them seem to maintaining their smiles as they said that peacefully. After that, Yuuji throws the ball hard at the opponent with all his force. --At the summoned beast of that mohican-head sempai between us. With the blunt impact sound, Yuuji threw the ball directly at the mohican-sempai''s summoned beast head. Class A, Tsunemura Yuusaku, Chemistry, 191 points. Vs Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, Chemistry, 109 points. Sorry sempai. It seem that I really can''t control my summoned beast well. This time, it''s the mohican-head sempai whose score got reduced. Yuuji lost about 100 points, and yet the opponent lost only about 30. It seems that since Yuuji''s summoned beast was weakened, the difference in power was clearly shown on the ball that was pitched. But this can''t be helped. A lot of accidents happen in sports, right? Uuye, yea. I''ll forgive you with a smile then. Besides, there wasn''t much damage anyway The mohican-head sempai smiled as he said this, but veins are popping out of his forehead. I see that he really looks like he wants to rush up to Yuuji. However, he showed these emotions to the umpire, YOU TWO, CONCENTRATE ON THE MATCH! BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EJECTED IF YOU DO SUCH A THING AGAIN!! After being lectured by the umpire, those two didn''t say anything more as they return back to positions to complete the mission. This time, Yuuji threw the ball into my glove. And my summoned beast readies itself to fire another pitch. Before I pitched, my eyes receive the signal Yuuji gave me. (It''s time, Akihisa.) (Got it.) I finally got the attack signal from Yuuji. The catcher''s glove is set at the middle, but my pitch is aimed at the batter''s head. Aim at the head and throw. I must break the enemy''s head! Bring it, Yoshii! The mohican-head sempai gets into the free-swinging posturethat''s an easy way to swing, either for the catcher or the hitterhe should be aiming it at Yuuji, right? That hit just now must have vexed him. If that''s the case, right now, we just need to blow off the enemy''s head. In this tense atmosphere, my summoned beast lets out the 2nd pitch. The ball that''s aimed at the forehead of the batter and the bat that''s deliberately aimed at the catcher let out forceful hits as we all hit our targets like we were attracted. --HIT BY PITCH! Don, dongthe ball rolled on the ground several times, and the results of the attack are shown. Class A, Tsunemura Yuusaku, Chemistry, 177 points. Vs Class F, Sakamoto Yuuji, Chemistry, 7 points. AKIHISA YOU IDIOT! YOU DIDN''T DECREASE HIS POINTS BY MUCH!! WHAT ABOUT YOU, YUUJI! YOU GOT HIT TOO MUCH! DEFEND YOURSELF PROPERLY!! Yuuji got 100 points reduced, and that mohican-head sempai just lost 10+ points. If this keeps up, we''re going to be killed by them. OI, YOU BASTARDS! THAT WAS DELIBERATE, RIGHT? YOU HAVE GUTS TO DO THIS TO YOUR SENIORS! WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SPOUTING!? YOU SEMPAIS ARE ANGRY THAT YOU LOST TO US IN THE TEST OF COURAGE, RIGHT!? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? IF YOU''RE GOING TO DO IT LIKE THIS, FORGET ABOUT WHAT BASEBALL TOURNAMENT OR SUCH, LET''S JUST FINE BY ME! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU THIRD YEARS ANYWAY. LET''S The other bench players started a commotion. It''s true that we didn''t like each other, so it can''t be helped that there would be so much antagonistic intent. Is this the chaos that Yuuji planned to raise? Acting as the catcher, Yuuji smirked. If a battle''s about to begin, I have to hurry up and choose my target so that I can punch him with all I got when I get the chance. STOP YOU!! ALL YOU IDIOTS!! At this moment, a certain person with a hoarse voice entered the fray that''s about to become a battlefield. Who is it? Coming here to interfere while our objective was about to be complete! Really, you brats are really a lost causewhy can''t you be obedient even when I let you people use summoned beasts to fight it out? Putting her hand on her forehead as she said thisis the damned old granny who always interfered with us. WHAT THE HECK, GRANNY!? WHY DID YOU COME HERE!!? Yuuji inadvertently clicked his tongue and questioned her. Besides, since his plan was ruined, I can understand Yuuji''s reason for being unhappy. CALL ME THE PRINCIPAL, YOU DAMNED BRAT!!! The principal snorted as she turned to Yuuji. She then turned around to glare at all of us before saying, Reallythe moment I heard that you two classes are matched up, I immediately came over to see the situation. To think that it ended up like this again. It''s rare for the guests to find that our summoned beast baseball tournament is rather good. I can''t possibly allow all you idiots to wreck it and ruin the school''s reputation. It seemed that the damned old granny came over to watch us once she saw that it was us class 2-F vs 3-Ashe really thought everything through. Please don''t stop us, principal! We have a duty to use physical education to teach those useless scum from 2-F what respect and common sense is about! We''re the ones who can''t stand you guys! Treating others as idiots and looking down on us so badly! Principal, please let us kill these sempai scums who love to put an act! I TOLD ALL OF YOU TO SHUT UP!!! YOU DAMNED BRATS!!! Facing the quarrelling group of people, the principal roared again. As expected, an elderly person sure can do things when she takes action. Everyone just shut up once she roared. Really, you idiotsso you would come up with this because the pain of the summoned beasts won''t be inflicted on you The principal shook her head reluctantly, thinking as she stares at us. Finally, as she puts her hands on her hips, she decide to say to us, I''ve decided to change the settings of the summoned beasts in this match. Huh? Everyone present just expressed their doubts in unison. Change the settings of the summoned beasts? What does that mean? Only this once, just once. I''ll let all of you feel the pain that''s inflicted on the summoned beasts. With that, you won''t think about all sorts of nonsense and play ball seriously, right? Inflicting the pain the summoned beast suffers onto the bodyanyway, it''s about setting the summoned beasts to be like mine? Alright, that''ll be it. All of you are to play seriously now! Leaving these words behind, the principal waved her hand and turn around to walk to the school building. Eh, now Things just happened out of a sudden, and for a while, I didn''t know what to do. It''s alright to change the settings of the summoned beasts, but if that''s the case, what about our plan? Sorry, please allow us to take a timeout. Yuuji asked for a timeout to the umpire, and this match just interrupted officially. After confirming that, we should start a strategy meeting. Yuuji and the infield players are all gathered near the pitcher''s mound. Okay, what do we do now? What do we do now, Yuuji? Our plan to create chaos was ruined. Our plan right from the beginning was to create chaos with the 3rd years, but it ended up like this, so our plan could only end with failure. We can''t win if we play with them head on! No problems. Things are different from what I expected, but if that''s the case, we can launch our secret weapon here. Secret weapon? That''s right. It''s a good thing that the next batter''s that baldy, so there''s no need to go easy on him. After saying that, Yuuji walked to the umpire and turned to the bench, asking for a switch of players. Himeji will replace Yoshii as the pitcher, Yoshii will be the catcher, I as the catcher will switch to Shimada''s 3rd base. So the defensive alignments and pitcher are to be changed? So Himeji-san is the pitcher, I''ll be the catcher, Yuuji defends 3rd base, and Minami returns to the bench to rest? We follow Yuuji''s instructions and head to our respectively areas. Himeji-san came out from the bench, running to Yuuji to say something to him. I can''t hear them as they''re too far away. What are they saying? Sakamoto-kun, I, I can''t be the pitcher. I never played baseball before, and I can''t really play sports Calm down, Himeji. Listen to me. No, no! I can''t! I can''t do it. Baseball focuses on teamwork, so the trust between the teammates is importantespecially the pitcher and the catcher, which has to be the closest. Ah, I seebut A pitcher and catcher that can create a beautiful combinationit''s often called ''husband and wife'' in baseball. Eh? Husband and wife That''s right. From now on, I won''t be the catcher. Akihisa will be the one. The result of this match will prove whether you and Akihisa can develop a good ''husband and wife'' relationship. You must believe in your relationship with Akihisa, so throw that ball in your hand out to see it. Akihisa will use all his strength and catch your pitch. That''s the ''partner''--no, ''husband and wife'' relationship. II got it! Remember this, Himeji. Use all your strength. Don''t think about where the ball will go. Just use all your strength to pass your feelings to Akihisa. If you deliberately hold back, your trust between each other can''t be established. I understand! What''s going on? I don''t know what''s going on, but I have a bad feeling about this. Just when I''m trembling at this unknown chill, Himeji-san, who finished talking to Yuuji, came running over. She looks really energetic. "WellAkihisa-kun, please guide me through!" "Mn, please guide me through as well, Himeji-san." Himeji-san seem to be rather nervous as she started stuttering. "I believe in Akihisa-kun, I''ll pitch the ball with all I got!" "Haha, I''m happy to hear that. Let''s do our best." "Okay! Let''s do our best. Let''s create a wonderful family! Wellmy, my beloved" What? What did Yuuji just say to her? "Then, please catch my pitch!" After she took small steps to the pitcher''s mound, Himeji-san starts her preparations as she gets ready to pitch. Oh well, better not think too much. I just need to do my own job. I''m standing at where Yuuji''s been standing up till now as I let my summoned beast squat at the catcher''s position. Alright. Right now, there''s one person out, one man at first base, and the match continues. "Heh~I don''t really understand what stupid plan you''re thinking of, but that''s not going to work on me! I''ll show my strength to you. Summon!" The opposing 3rd batter--baldy-sempai entered the batter''s box and gets ready to summon. "I, I''ll do my bestsummon!" The pitcher and batter''s scores are shown half a second later. Class A, Natsukawa Shunpei, Chemistry, 244 points. Vs Class F, Himeji Mizuki, Chemistry, 437 points. "Wah! That''s woman''s score way too much" On seeing Himeji-san''s score, baldy-sempai started trembling. That can''t be helped. Like what everyone can see, Himeji-san''s scores are the elite amongst the elites, so even baldy-sempai from A class can''t possibly beat her. "Damn it. Leaving Takashiro behind may be a bad decision" Baldy-sempai looked troubled as he muttered to himself. Takashiro? This name seems familiar. Where have I heard that name before "O, okay, please guide me through!" Just when I was thinking, Himeji-san''s already getting ready to pitch. I should be the one who should learn from her--HOLD ON A MINUTE! I DIDN''T REALIZE IT JUST NOW, BUT AM I THE ONE WHO''S SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIMEJI-SAN''S PITCHES!!? I''LL DIE REALLY BADLY IF I FAIL!! "Let me see. First, step on the rubber, and then" "Ho, hol, hol, hold on a minute Himeji-san!!" "Hm? What''s wrong, Akihisa-kun?" I called out to stop Himeji-san, who''s getting ready to pitch. Himeji-san is so gentle and understanding. I guess she would hold back a bit, but since the difference in our scores are so far different from each other, I don''t know what''s going to happen, so it''s better to let her try out. "You see a runner at first base? Throw a pickoff at first base to prevent him from stealing base. Would you like to try it?" The runner at first base didn''t run too far away. I just want Himeji-san to throw a pickoff there so that she can get used to it. Anyway, I just want to let Himeji-san throw a ball first. "A pickoff--ah, I got it. I just need to throw to first base, right?" "That''s right. Can you please throw to Fukumura-san at first base?" "I understand. Then--" Himeji-san''s summoned beast raises its arm and gets into a pitching position. "Heh!" "AH?" Class A, Tsunemura Yuusaku, Chemistry, DEAD. Vs Class F, Himeji Mizuki, Chemistry, 437 points. Class F, Fukumura Kohei, Chemistry, DEAD. Vs Class F, Himeji Mizuki, Chemistry, 437 points. --There were immediate reports of two deaths. KLANGwith that, the sound of some heavy objects tumbling down continuously can be heard. The summoned beasts of the runner at first base, that mohican-head sempai and Fukumura-san, who''s watching first base disappear together into the wind like good friends. ""WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! IT HURRTTSSS!!! MY BODY HUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTSSSS!!!" After a short while, controllers of the summoned beasts cried out in pain as well. It seem that the settings change managed to catch up to the ball, so both of them got the effects of the damage done to the summoned beasts, which caused them to roll on the floor in pain. "Ah! So, sorry! I didn''t know how to control the strength on the ball, so" Himeji-san frantically lowered her head to apologize to both of them who''re rolling on the ground. However, I don''t think they would bother hearing her apology now. "Will the bench players please take over the injured players so that we can continue the match?" The refereeing teacher coldly asked the players to come on. The 2 severely injured players who are unable to move due to the pain are carted off. The opponent sent out one sempai, while Hideyoshi, who was on the bench, replaced Fukumura-san to guard 1st base. "UuI failed" Though she managed to bury two people at one go, Himeji-san seem to be remorseful over it. If possible, I would like to encourage her, but if she doesn''t control her strength and use all her force, the next ball will strike me, the catcher. If I get hit by that powerful ball, I''ll most likely get sent to a whole new dimension in pain. Though I''m really sorry to her, I really don''t want-- "Don''t mind, Himeji. Just pitch with all you got." "But" "Don''t worry too much. That''s what a catcher should do." "But if I do this, Akihisa-kun would" "Oi oi, why are you saying such a thing? Don''t you trust Akihisa at all?" "Ahno, that''s not it! I never doubted Akihisa-kun!" THAT BASTARD''S DEFINITELY TRYING TO KILL ME!!! "Akihisa-kun, here I come!" NOOOOO!!! HIMEJI-SAN, DON''T THROW THAT BALL AT ME!!!! "He, heh!" "Hm? eh? How did it--" Himeji-san let out a cute sound and a pitch that''s not cute at all. The pitch that can''t be seen with the eyes landed directly on the 3rd year senior who''s waiting to bat next. Class A, Kindaichi Shinnosuke, Chemistry, DEAD. Vs Class F, Himeji Mizuki, Chemistry, 437 points. The 4th batter of class 3-A didn''t even manage to show his score as he immediately become a lifeless soul, never to come back again. Because of that, he became the 3rd victim. "RE, REF!! THAT WAS A DANGEROUS BALL, WASN''T IT!!? SHE SHOULD BE EJECTED!!" Standing in the batter''s box, the baldy-sempai''s expression changed greatly as he argued that Himeji-san broke the rules. But before the umpire could say anything, Yuuji, who''s standing at 3rd base, says, "Oi, sempai? How can you say such a cruel thing? Look at Himeji. You know that she didn''t do it on purpose!" "So, sorry! This is my first time as the pitcher. That''s why I''m so nervous" Himeji-san came running over to class 3-A''s bench and continued to bow to them in apology. Seeing Himeji-san looking so lost about what to do, I don''t think anyone would doubt that she didn''t do it on purpose. "ST, STOP JOKING AROUND, SAKAMOTO!! SOME THINGS CAN''T BE FORGIVEN EVEN IF IT''S NOT DELIBERATE!!" "SHUT UP, YOU SCUM!! Sensei, think carefully. One side is a cute student who''s working hard to participate in a class event even though she''s not good at it. The other side is one whose evil intent is to tarnish the sacred meaning of sportsmanship, a dumb, evil and ugly sempai. As a teacher, which side will you stand on?" "BEGIN!" "U, umpire?" The umpire mercilessly announced the continuation of the match. Compared to our dastardly deeds, Himeji-san''s actions aren''t of ill intent at all. In that case, the judgment''s correct, but I find that this umpire has a rather distorted view on values. "OI, YOSHII! HURRY UP AND CHASE THAT WOMAN AWAY! YOU''LL DIE IF THIS KEEPS UP!" "HO, HOW CAN I DO THAT? DON''T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT, HIMEJI-SAN''S REALLY SOMEONE WITH VERY RADICAL THOUGHTS!!" I continue to talk to the baldy-sempai in the batter''s box. If I can do it, I really want Himeji-san to get off the field! "Uuit''s really hardmaybe I can pitch better if I use a little more force" Himeji-san returned to the pitcher''s mound and said that, causing me to break out cold sweat. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!! SHE DIDN''T THROW THAT BALL JUST NOW AT FULL STRENGTH!! The one with the ability to be the valedictorian of our year pitched that without noticing the control. It seem that only the bench is a safe zone. If that''s the case, it just made me forget that we have a baseball tournament going on. This isn''t a match, it''s a one-sided massacre. "Th, this timeI must pitch it at Akihisa-kun!" ""EEIIYYYYYAAAAA!!"" Baldy-sempai and I let our summoned beasts throw our bat and glove away as we just cared about using both hands to cover our heads and duck. A heavy fastball flew right above our summoned beasts'' head. "BALL." The umpire decided that it was a ball, BUT WHO WOULD CARE ABOUT WHETHER IT''S A STRIKE OR A BALL NOW!!? "SUB HER OUT, SAKAMOTO! GET THAT PITCHER OFF!!" "What are you saying, sempai? Himeji''s pitches are getting sharper. Isn''t she getting into the groove?" "I CAN''T SEE HER AIMING AT THE CATCHER''S GLOVE!!!" I agree with that. Ignoring the baldy-sempai and Yuuji who''re arguing, Himeji-san stands on the pitcher''s mound, seemingly muttering about something. "Uumaybe it''s because I didn''t trust in Akihisa-kun thoroughly, so I couldn''t pitch wellI have to trust Akihisa-kun more" Thus, she grasps onto the ball in her hand even tightly as she prepares to do something even more shocking. Eh? What''s Himeji-san doing? "HO, HOLD ON A MINUTE!! DID THAT PITCHER JUST CLOSE HER EYES!!?" "That''s not the case, that''s the trust between partners. It''s because she believes in the guidance of the pitcher that she would close her eyes to pitch." "HOW IS SHE GOING TO BE GUIDED BY THE CATCHER IF HER EYES ARE CLOSED!!? YOU''RE SPOUTING NONSENSE HERE!!" "That''s it. It must have opened her inner eye. A truly great player doesn''t need sight, he just needs to detect the presence of the pre--the opponent''s location." " SO WHAT IF SHE FOUND MY LOCATION! THE MAIN POINT''S TO PITCH DIRECTLY INTO THE STRIKEZONE, RIGHT!!? DID YOU JUST NEARLY CALL ME ''PREY''!!?" "Please don''t say something overbearing, alright? Prey-sempai?" "DID YOU JUST SAY THAT!!? YOU JUST CALLED ME ''PREY-SEMPAI'' WITHOUT THINKING, RIGHT!!?" The most important thing right now is whether the prey Yuuji just mentioned involved me or not. "WellHimeji-san! Can you hear me? Actually, you don''t have to be so serious" "Hoohahoohait''s alright, I can pitch a strike if I believe firmly in Akihisa-kun" "Himeji-san?" It seems that Himeji-san just entered a zen phase as she''s unable to receive my words or the hand signals. AnywayI have to use my own means to survive if I want to see the sunrise tomorrow. "Can, can''t be helped. If that''s the case, I''ll just dodge sideways when Himeji-san pitches. If my luck is good, maybe I can keep my own life!" "THAT, THAT''S TOO UNDERHANDED, YOSHII!! YOU JUST WANT TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE!!?" "Sorry sempai, I still love my life!" On a side note, the basic rules of baseball indicates that the batter can''t leave the batter box. I feel somewhat sorry that the baldy-sempai in front of me will have to dodge Himeji-san''s pitches in the narrow area. "I''m pitching, Akihisa-kun!" "PLEASE TRY AND OPEN YOUR EYES, HIMEJI-SAN!!" Facing Himeji-san''s declaration, I could only beg for her to spare my life. But it seems that my wish didn''t reach her heart as Himeji-san continued to keep her eyes closed and pitch the ball with all her strength. A heavy fastball With tremendous power Aimed at the baldy-sempai''s summoned beast''s head. "waaa" Everyone knows of a fruit called pomegranate that blooms in the beginning of summer? It''s a sweet and sour fruit that''s bright red. It grows on the tree, and when it ripens without anyone picking it off, it will drop because it overripes. Once it drops onto the ground, the crimson red flesh and juice will spill out all over the place. Right now, the image of the batter that''s shown into my mind started to remind me of the terrible state when the pomegranate drops for some reason. Class A, Natsukawa Shunpei, Chemistry, DEAD. Vs Class F, Himeji Mizuki, Chemistry, 437 points. "That''soverkillthat woman''sthedevil" Standing beside the summoned beast that got battered badly, baldy-sempai suffered lots of pain as he looked like he''s about to lose consciousness and collapsed onto the ground. Seeing thisI can only feel pity for him. After lunch, I think some people will recover, right? But the baldy-sempai''s summoned beast carried its thoroughly devastated state as it disappeared into mid-air. "WellAkihisa-kun, was that pitch alright?" It''s only at this moment that Himeji-san finally opened her eyes. It''s because she kept her eyes closed that she didn''t see that burst pomegranate-like scene. Maybe this might be a good thing to her. "Wellif we considered our initial aim, that ball was well pitched" But for some reason, there''s some emotion within me that''s making me unable to be happy. "Next batter, please step up the plate." The umpire coldly prompted for the next batter. Looking over at the 3-A bench, everyone there is deliberately looking down, not daring to look at the umpire straight in the face. "HEHE!! THE 3RD YEAR BATTERS ARE SCARED!!" It''s unknown where that mockery came from. HooI think the batter''s not the only one who''s scared. "SENSEI! WE RAN OUT OF SUBSTITUTES!!" Class 3-A reported that they don''t have any substitutes left. If that''s the case, since there are other events going on, there could only be 2 bench players. What should be done? Is he going to get those unregistered to play? At this moment, I remember a rule included in the summoned beast baseball tournament. Yuuji added a rule that ''Each team is to hand in the list of players. Those players whose names aren''t on the list will be unable to take part in the match''. That damned bastard created this plan to fulfill that rule? "Not enough bench players? Wellwe''ll skip past that person''s batting order. The other players are to do their remedial tests." The teacher made that cold decision. This sounded reasonable, but wouldn''t that mean that the other players will have to do the tests just to take Himeji-san''s killer pitches? "Right, so now to the next batter--5th batter, please step up. Those players with no points left are to take part in the remedial tests." """CLASS 3-A DECIDES TO FORFEIT!!!""" And thus, with two Hit by Pitch at two batters and having caused 4 martyrs, a damage rating of 200%, the pitcher of F class Himeji Mizuki became a legend in the sports meet. Volume 7, The Sixth Question Volume 7, The Sixth Question Yuujiyou actually thought of such a terrifying plan No, I didnt expect the feedback on the summoned beasts at allafter seeing that, even I had to feel pity for them Well, Akihisa-kun We returned to class Fs waiting area. After taking victory from class A, we could look forward to a happy lunchtime, but for some reason, I just cant feel happy. Besides, I thought that the 3rd years wouldnt accept supplementary tests to continue the match because they didnt have anything confiscated. If that damned old granny didnt interfere, it wouldnt have ended up like this. Well, Sakamoto-kun Lets ignore the Toko-Natsu group, we really did something overboard and cruel to the 4th batter sempai. I hope he wont get any mental trauma The way I see it, the principal seemed to find that this was too much. After the match, she promised to set the summoned beasts back to how it was. That was a tragedy. Well, Kinosheeta-kun, Tsuchiya-kun Seeing that scene of despair, the principal probably felt that shes not worthy to be an educator for making such a cruel decision. I can only offer my prayers to the four souls who lost their lives. Okay, as for the match in the afternoon WellPLEASE LISTEN TO ME! We tried to look away, ignoring reality, but we just couldnt run away anymore. Thus, the 4 of us could only look like were about to cry and timidly turn around to the person who spoke. Yes Actually, I prepared bentos for everyone Himeji-san said that as she pulled out a large bento thats wrapped in cloth. Actually, I knew itthe moment I saw Himeji-san carry such a thing to us, I knew that she was carrying some ominous presence of death to us. I just didnt want to admit it. Really, Mizuki, you always work hard no matter what it is. Standing beside Himeji-san, Minami scowled for some reason. Seems like shes really unhappy for some reason. Eh, anyway, you two can sit down first. Trying to move out of position to let Himeji-san and Minami sit down, Yuuji stood up and then turn around to walk to another direction. Alright, Ill go get drinks. Nonono, Ill do it, Yuuji. Ill buy the drinks. You guys dont need to say that. Ill handle the buying of the drinks. Ill buy it. We just stood up without letting each other get up. These guysthey definitely intend to use the excuse of buying drinks to get away, right? Those guys are despicable! Dont they know any shame? Haha, you dont have to force yourself, Akihisa. Dont you need money to buy drinks? No need to worry about me. Im living pretty well now. Besides, Im the one people think of when they need a gofer. Theres no one else more suited for this role then me. Hold on a minute! Ive been doing that for 15 years, and Ive been a gofer for my sister since young. You cant look down on my running ability. Let me show my more refined manner of running than Akihisa! No, the most important thing is speed. The gofers work is definitely most suited for me the king of sprinting through the darkness. Everyone tried to anchor the gofer role to get away from the scene. If I can get away from Himeji-sans vision, pretend to get lost or give an excuse that the drinks in school were sold out and that I had to go out, I guess 3 people will be the sacrifices and get dealt with the devil once I come back. You guys really dare to say that! Do you think you can beat my running ability if I get serious? What nonsense are you spouting!? My running ability several hundred times better than you! You minor characters just need to stand aside! Its really sad that youre calling me a minor character who doesnt have much aptitude. You dare to say that without even seeing my running ability. Alright, stop yapping and let me buy it. If you guys cant understand, Ill just show my ability to shut everyone up. Ill let you see my real hidden ability. Ah, I prepared the drinks for you guys. ahhI see Minamis earnest kindness made us cry. Alright, hurry up and sit down. After Minami joined in, Himeji-san sat with Minami. We, well, Himeji-san, what kind of bento did you prepare? Uu, uu, I, Im really looking forward to it Ya. Haha, hahahahahahaha My hearts beating really fast, I cant even control it All of us feel the cold sweat floating down our backs, and Himeji-san slowly unravels the cloth of the bento, letting us see the contents inside. Eh? Thats strange? Did you prepare a lot less than usual, Mizuki? Looking at the bento Himeji-san made, Minami couldnt help but ask that. Hearing Minami say this, I seem to feel that the measurements really a little too small. Besides the multi-layered wooden box, theres also another bento box thats smaller by more than two times. If I remember correctly, Himeji-san would prepare a lot more than this serving. Ah, yes. Actually, its because I failed Saying that, Himeji-san opened that larger wooden box. Whats insideare little triangular rice balls. Actually, I made some other dishes, but Speaking of which, the other lunch box should have some dessert of something. I see, because of the lack of side dishes, the bento this time is a lot less than usual. Do you want to eat some, Minami-chan? Can I? Dont mind me then. AHHH!!! Before we could even stop her, Minami reached out and stuffed a rice ball into her mouth. Damn it! If we knew that things would become like this, I would have stuffed the rice ball into Yuujis mouth. As we take a deep breath and look on, Minami continued to chew on the rice ball. Thats strange? Did somethingdidnt something, happen? Mn, its just ordinary rice balls, its delicious." Really? Thats great. Himeji-san smiled with relief. Eh, why is Minami alright? Oi, Himeji, how did you make these rice balls. Yuuji seemed to harbor the same doubts as me as he couldnt help but ask Himeji-san how these rice balls were made. I have never heard that Minamis digestive system exceeds normal capability, so there should be some hidden secrets within this rice ball. I didnt add anything to it. I just added salt to cooked white rice and pinched it to a triangular shape before wrapping it with seaweed. I see. With that method, its true that its hard to make something weird. Maybe thats the reason why Minami was able to escape safely. The rice balls really normal, but I worked so hard on the side dishes In other words, this box of rice balls is edibleno, thats not right, they should be the highest quality rice balls that Himeji-san made from her beautiful hands! If I remember this, I wont have to worry about it. Itadakimasu, Himeji-san! Ah, okay, please eat. I pick up a rice ball from the bento box and put it in my mouth. Its just ordinary rice balls with only salt and seaweed added, but for some reason, it tastes really delicious. I wont hold back then. Ill have some too. Itadakimasu. The rest all reach out and put the rice balls into their mouth. Its because we know of how Himeji-san would cook her food that we had to treasure this ordinary taste of the rice balls. Its like a lost traveler in a desert finding and drinking clear fresh water! Oh, oh yes, actually Hm? Minami? Whats wrong? No, welluu, didnt Mizuki just say that she failed to make her side dishes? Wellthat, if you dont mind Minami timidly reached out from something behind. Hm? Is that a bento? Isnt that your share, Minami? Ye, yeah. But I just ate Mizukis rice balls, soIll share this with everyone While saying that, Minami opened the bento box in a rather stiff manner. There are sandwiches of assorted flavors. Besides the normal tomato and lettuce sandwiches, therere also egg, tuna, potato and cheese sandwiches. On the other side, there are pieces of fried chicken and omelets, even sausages too. No matter how I look at thisthis is one luxurious bento! Oh~your own share~ Even though you say that you want to eat it yourself, theres quite a lot of serving. How dishonest. Yuuji and the rest showed a sinister look as they looked at Minamis sandwiches. To a girl of her age, this serving would be too muchtheyre probably making fun of Minami with this attitude. Really, these guys interests are really lousy. I, I just made a little too much! Because sandwichesI can bring them home to eat even though I, I cant finish. Cant finish? Minamis too wasteful for saying that. Minami, you should tell me at this point of time. I would help you finish it up WAAA Suddenly, I felt an electric shock like pain from my back. This, isnt thisa protractor? Who used this to attack me! Yoshii AkihisaI hate you! If Miharu can kill someone with just hate, itll be really great A voice of a girl from class 2-D came from somewhere. Saying about what using hate to killdidnt you just attack me already!? This presenceits Miharu! Damn itI was found out? If thats the caseIll give up on the ambush and strike now! ONEE-SAMAAAA!!! I HAVE NO TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!! Minami frantically got up to avoid the thing thats rushing over here with dust as she gets off in another direction. Woah, shes really fast. ONEE-SAMA~ ONEE-SAMA!~ ONEEAHH DONT, DONT COME ANY CLOSER! YOURE BECOMING EVEN FREAKIER NOWADAYS!!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, ONEE-SAMA? IF ITS FOR ONEE-SAMA, MIHARU WOULD GLADLY FALL INTO THE FALLEN PATH!! THATS THE REASON WHY IM FREAKED OUT!!! Why did this happen? Looking at Shimizu-san now, I suddenly remember the demonic presence during the test of courage. Well, forget about it. Thats how they build their relationship. Ya, like Yuuji and Kirishima. Quite the good relationship. It really makes me want to smile. OI, YOU GUYS! STOP ACTING LIKE IT DOESNT INVOLVE YOU! DONT YOU KNOW HOW THE VICTIM INVOLVED KEPT THINKING OF WAYS TO SURVIVE!? Its a common understanding that those in the way of love should be kicked aside, so I guess we shouldnt disturb them. Its more important to enjoy this lunch in front of us. Ill have some of Minamis sandwiches then. I pick up a sandwich and put it in my mouth. This seems to be the tuna and potato flavor sandwich. Its nice to eat such things when my stomachs rumbling. The somewhat hard and chewy feelings are little bits of corn, and theres even ham slices in it. These are added to mayonnaise, tuna and potatoes, and finally some black pepper for tasting. This unexpected spicy flavors really delicious to me who likes to put spicy stuff in food. Mn, its nice. Ohh, this is rather good. I feel that the fried chicken and omelets are nice too. Very good. Minami-chans cookings really good. I have to work harder! While biting onto the sandwiches Minami prepared, all of us can only praise her for that. Minamis really like a girl in this aspectif she didnt exert violence that randomly, she should be rather popular with the guys. Thats really a pity. Todays lunchs rather rich. Fried chicken to go with rice balls. Yea, I thought of going to the welfare club to buy bread for breakfast this morning, but to think that I would get a chance to eat such a nice meal. Thats great. I chew on the fried chicken Minami prepared, and take another bite off the rice ball Himeji-san made. Well, the rice ball Himeji-san made is nice as well. The white rices cooked to perfection, and theres the perfect amount of rice. Even the force used to pinch the rice is just perfect. This is the difference of eating hand-made rice balls as opposed to eating the ones from convenience stores. Its simple, yet I wont get sick of it. Oh yea, wheres the drinks? Speaking of which, Minami seemed like she took them away Looking over at the sports arena, those two probably went to build on their relationship. I havent found out where they are anyway. If thats the case, we can only buy our own drinks. Looking up, I exchange looks with Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini. We quickly turn our backs on Himeji-san, and wordlessly begin our janken. They chose stone in unison, and I chose scissors. Did I losedamn it. Sorry Akihisa~I want cola. I want tea. Lemon soda. These three guys look rather happy as they ordered the drink they want. Everytime, it just seems like having someone else buy drinks for me would be tastier then buying them on my ownbecause the loser has to treat. Okay okay, I got it. What about you, Himeji-san? Eh? What did you say? Im asking you what you want to drink. Just treat it as payment for lunch. Ah, no need. Ill feel really sorry about this. She prepared lunch for us and I only wanted to serve her a drink. Himeji-san doesnt need to find mindful about this and hassle with me. Then, how about red tea? You love to drink that during lunch. Ye, yes. Then please wait. Ill come back with it later. I get up from my seat and head to the school hurriedly. If I dont, theyll finish up the lunch. Forget about Minamis portion, Ill be gravely mistaken if I think they would leave food for me. Hm? Isnt it Yoshiii-kun? Ah, Kubo-kun. Just when I was about to reach the vending machine beside the welfare club, the guy from class A, Kubo Toshimitsu saw me and said hello to me. Was he about to go back after buying his drink? You look rather hurried. Whys that? While saying that, Kubo-kun swept his fringe subconsciously. Im rather surprised that he would be bothered about his hairstyle. I lost in janken, so I have to buy drinks for everyone. Thats a coincidence. I was about to buy a drink too. Uu, I see. Isnt the canned oolong tea in his hand a drink? Speaking of which, I heard that class F beat class 3-A. As for what happenedI dont know whether it can be considered our victory, but we did enter the finals. Really? Either way, thats wonderful news. Kubo-kun said that to me somewhat earnestly, but that made me feel guilty. This feelings really unbelievable. But I got praised by Kubo-kun for not losing the match. I guess the match with class 3-A was tough. Besides, the Toko-Natsus pair not really one to be trifled with usually. What about you, Kubo-kun? Are you going to take part in the main competition? Ah, is it because that you people didnt have anything confiscated that you werent really motivated? No, thats not the case. In our class, at least class rep Kirishima-san, Kudou-san and me are rather enthusiastic. Eh? Is that so? Lets not mention about Kirishima-san and Kudou-san, Im rather surprised that Kubo-kun would work hard for the baseball tournament. I thought he wouldnt be interested in such a thing. Because I got a lot of things confiscated as well, like pillow, bolster, bathroom curtain, anyway, a lot of things got confiscated. Is a pillow a necessity to a high school student nowadays? If thats the case, why We lost because the opponents were too strong. And they were smart going about the batting order according to the subjects. That 4th batter was ridiculously powerful. Heh, ohtheir 4th batter Speaking of the 4th batter, wasnt that the pitiful person whose soul was sent to the netherworld while preparing to step up? Whether its the baldy-sempai whose head got blown like a rotten pomegranate or that 4th batter sempai, I really feel sorry for them. Sigh, this cant be helped. I could only give up on those items. Its my fault for bringing things that arent related to studies anyway. Really? Its amazing that Kubo-kun would think this way. As for the attack on Ironman and the raid on the staffroom, we still couldnt get our items back. In a way, that should be rather impressive. No such thing. Im a guilty person after all. Eh? Really? Norather, theres an indescribable wall At that moment, Kubo-kun looked away for some reason and muttered. Here we go again. I feel that mysterious chill that came from nowhere. Wheres this chill coming from. Oh yes, Yoshii-kun Hm? What is it? Can you please look at this 5 yen coin? Hm? I can look here Kubo-kun pulled out a 5-yen coin thats tied to a thin string. What is he trying to do? Yoshii-kun What is it? Reach your hand here. Eh? Isnt that too sudden? Even if you want me to do something thats like training a dog, I Ahh, nothing. Sorry. I have no intention of treating Yoshii-kun like a dog. I tried my best to hide my wry smile, and Kubo-kun puts the 5-yen coin with the string attached to it, seemingly muttering about something. Its troubling that I couldnt get that hypnotism book from Kirishima-san I didnt hear what he said clearly, but I felt that I just lost 10 years of my life. Ah, got to hurry! Yuuji and the rest are going to finish off the food! Really? Sorry to bother you. Lets get the drink. Mn, sorry, Kubo-kun. No, dont mind it, Aki-chsorry, Yoshii-kun. While talking to Kubo-kun, I felt a chill down my back as I couldnt help but tilt my head. But I still sped up to buy the drinks. Then, after buying the drinks, I said goodbye to Kubo-kun and returned to where everyone was. THE RICES THE CULP! Leaving those words behind, Hideyoshi collapsed onto the floor. Please have some of it?. Ha, haha, hahahahahaha (Trembling violently). As Himeji-san smiled, Yuuji and Muttsurini looked absolutely terrified as they trembled violently. I dont know whats going on, but on seeing this, my survival instincts are screaming at me to run away now. Too bad they sold out on cola. I have to see if theres any place else selling them Oh, Akihisa! You finally came back! Forget about the cola. Just sit down first! (Nods head as if hes mashing garlic)! Damn it, that Yuuji! Is he going to drag me to hell!? That bastard! Sorry Yuuji, Im already a high school student. If I cant even do my gofer job well, my value will drop a lot. Even if I have to go out of the school gate, I have to buy the cola back! Nonono, I dont really want to drink cola that much. You dont have to work so hard. More than that, you have to sit down no matter what. I cant do that. Ive already promised you the cola, and yet I didnt bring it back. My sense of responsibility wouldnt allow me to do that. So can you please let go of those arms that are grabbing my tightly? Hahahadont say it. I told you to sit down, you bastard! Hahahaanyway, I told you to let go, you scum! WellAkihisa-kun, arent you holding onto a can of cola? That damned Yuuji, grabbing my hand until even the hands cracking. He must be trying to drag me down! Akihisa, youre really indecisive. WAAAHHH! Muttsurini suddenly kicked me on my kneecap, causing me to collapse onto the floor. The actions of of these two and the corpse of Hideyoshi lying not far away are telling me that something ominous about to happen. I got to get away. Anyway, its been tough on you, going out on your way to buy drinks for us. Have some rice balls first. Ah, okay Yuuji smiled as he passed me Himeji-sans rice balls. I remember these should be harmless, right? I reach out for a triangular rice ball and toss it into my mouth. Its the ordinary one alright. Che, hes alright Lucky him. The two guys standing beside me muttered some things that I couldnt ignore. Whats going on now? You three, no need to hold back. Have some more. Ah, thank, thank you, Himeji-san. Is, is that sothen. (Swallows saliva). As Himeji-san told us to eat more, everyone took a rice ball from the bento box. Whats going on? I suddenly feel an ominous presence surrounding us Hi, Himeji-san Yes, what is it? Did youadd something special in these rice balls? I just ate some normal rice balls, but since Yuuji and Muttsurini are definitely terrified, and after seeing Hideyoshis corpse, Im definitely feeling that somethings amiss. I didnt have much time, so I didnt add much special seasoning. But But? 2 of them have the special ingredients I used to make those side dishes. At this moment, Himeji-sans bento box became a landmine. I prepared dessert too. Please have more. Ha, haha, ha Yuuji, Muttsurini and me can only hold onto the rice balls in our hands and let out a dry laugh. However, we couldnt muster enough courage to eat it. Oh, oh yea, I should say something to drag the time on. We, well, Himeji-sanspeaking of which Yes, what is it? How did you fail when you made those side dishes? Did she flip the bento box over? Did she forget to bring it out? I try to ask some casual questions to quell the ominous presence of death in these rice balls Ehbecause I accidentally failed when balancing, even the bento box melted YOSHII AKIHISA, CONVINCE YOURSELF!! THERES NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT THOSE WORDS! JUST TELL YOURSELF THAT!! We remain silent, and remain unable to do anything else. At this moment, Muttsurini moved the hand thats holding onto the rice ball. No way. Is he going to eat it? (zzztt). With a light sound, Muttsurini reached his hand out, taking care not to let the rice ball in his hand drop. He slowly brings it to a position where the mouth can eat. --And at my mouth. Say ahh, Akihisa. THIS GUYS MAKING FUN OF ME LIKE THAT! HE WOULD IGNORE HIS OWN SHAMELESSNESS AND LET A GUY LIKE ME SAY AHH~STOP JOKING AROUND! WHO CAN ALLOW HIM TO STUFF THE RICE BALL INTO MY MOUTH LIKE THAT!? Hahaha, Muttsurini, stop kidding around. I give a gentle smile as I pretend not to notice my bad friends prank and turn around. But after turning around, I see another rice ball waiting for me. Akihisa, here, ah~ As that familiar and crude voice entered my ears, Yuuji uses his boney large hand to push the ball to my mouth. Hahahais this something that would only happen in manga, this dream like sequence of going through the back gate of a palace? My two classmates said ahh~ as they tried to force down the hand-made rice balls into my mouth. A boy in his youthful years would definitely wish for this, right? So, if anyone wants to change places with me, please register your name, and I will hand that honor over without saying anything else. Really, I wont regret it! Oi, Akihisa, youre really shy. Just open your mouth. No need to be bothered. No no, please stop joking around. This is really embarrassing! No problems. Nobody else will see it, so just open your mouth obediently. Here, ah~ NONONONONO! I, I DONT MEAN THAT I DONT WANT THE RICE BALLS! WHA, WHAT I MEAN ISPLEASE DONT DO SUCH AN EMBARRASSING THING IN SUCH A PUBLIC PLACE!! GOD! WHAT AM I TO DO? WHAT SHOULD I DO TO ESCAPE FROM THIS DANGEROUS PREDICAMENT? Facing this unprecedented crisis of fighting for the groom (the genders still a huge problem), I could only ask God for help. Maybe my prayer reached the Heavens as a goddess voice reached my ears. Akihisa-kun. Yes! SAVE ME, OH GODDESS-SAMA!!! Ah, ahh~ Now even Himeji-san brought the rice ball in her hand over to my mouth. GOD, I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I DONT WANT AN INCREASE IN THE HAREM! I JUST WANT TO TURN THESE RICE BALLS INTO RICE BALLS THAT WONT HARM THE HUMAN BODY! Oh my, Akihisas really shy. Cant be helped then. Ill help out and open your mouth. UBOOAHHH!! (Tosses in). Please, please have some. What? You want some drinks? Akihisa, you really like to fawn around. GOBAGOBAGOBA!! My mouth got opened forcefully, and I got 3 rice balls and a large gulp of drink in. No turning back now. Right now, I can only pray that none of the rice balls struck lottery. I can only pray to gods pure heart to escape from my misery. During the short moment while the jurys proceeding, my mind started to be filled with lots of scenes. The time when I was in kindergarten, when I entered primary school, after I entered middle schoolthose memories that wouldnt fade away caused my anxious emotions to calm down. Did that idiotstart to walk down memory lane? We can only pray for a smooth journey for him. GOD, DO YOU REALLY HATE ME THAT MUCH? UGH! WHOLL DIE!? Hm? I forcefully drag my last ounce of strength to keep my feet in the mortal realm. I cant die. I still have lots of things I want to do How, hows the possible!? Akihisa, why, why are you still alive? Unbelievable! No, wait? You should be glad that Im still alive, right? Because I had many opportunities to taste my sisters cooking during the entire summer vacation I seeso you were trained Its been tough on you. If you really think of it this way, cant you be a bit more gentle to me? Anyway, the rest are ordinary rice balls. Akihisa and Hideyoshi ate the special ones anyway. Thats too bad. Sorry, because I only made two special ones. Nonono, Himeji, you just need to focus your time and efforts in making such nice things for Akihisa. Well just have our own share. (Nods head violently). Wha, what are you saying, Yuuji? I can do with ordinary food too! And with my sis at home, Ive been eating my meals properly too. Haha, thats true though. If I make Sakamoto-kun a special bento, Shouko-chan may get angry. Ah, thats right. I agree. After knowing that the existence of the terrifying rice balls that would harm life is gone, the atmosphere regained its calm and peacefulness. Lunchtime should be like that. Youre rather lucky, Yuuji. Ah? What are you talking about? Because you wanted to feed me just now and even made an ahh, didnt you? I dont know how Kirishima-san will punish you once she saw that. Even though were guys. Ohh, youre talking about that. Wellyou may be right. Recently, even though Ive been emphasizing to her that hes a guy, she just wouldnt listen. If she saw that just now, I really wouldnt know what to do. Eh? Youre talking about Shouko-chan? She just walked in front of us. Really? Yes. God will pass the same punishment to fools. Most likely, Muttsurini would have the same fate too. Goodbye Yuuji. Its been an honor to have a last meal with you. Lets do something stupid in our next life. Hold on, both of you. Dont say goodbye to me so painlessly. He just ate what a girl made and even made an ahh~. Theres almost no chance of Yuuji surviving. Really, Akihisa-kun, Tsuchiya-kun, youre joking too much! Shouko-chan wasnt that angry! No, that woman will send me to hell because of that. Regrettably, I could only agree with Yuuji. Why are you saying that too, Sakamoto-kun? Thats not true! If Shouko-chans really angry, she would step up to deal with you. What Himeji-san just said was weird. I hope she realized what she just said. Speaking of which, thats weird. It seems like Kirishima-sans slightly different from usual. (Nods head) If she didnt see that, okay, but she did see it, and she didnt punish Yuuji. Thats not like her at all. Is shewaiting for the shocking judgment like that seaside trip? No, thats too weird as well Uushe probably realized that theres no point in monitoring my every movement. Thats a nice change of pace. Yuuji didnt seem to mind as he put the remaining rice balls into his mouth. AH! When did you Before I noticed it, Minamis sandwiches were finished. Both of them were delicious (except for the special killer rice balls Himeji-san made), yet they were finished up. Ahh, sorry. I ate more as it was too good. Fufu, Im really happy to hear you say that. Himeji-san smiled happily as she keeps the empty bento box. Food that Himeji-san makes that are safe to eat are really precious, yet they were eaten up so fast Dont look so disappointed, Akihisa-kun. I prepared dessert too. Where are you going, Akihisa? Ill taze you if you dare run away. No, thats not it. I just want to buy drinks! My hands got held hard, and theres a taser poking at me on the back. The, these two guystheyre using me as a shield just to let themselves live longer? My house got some special fruit, so I brought it to school. Himeji-san pulled out another bento box with dessert in it. Eh? Fruit? If thats the case, it should be something edible. I see. Ill have some then. Special fruit? Im looking forward to it now that you say that. What is it? Yes, the fruit is Himeji-san removes the lid of the bento box and shows us whats inside. Pomegranate! The fruit thats waiting silently in the bento box is way too similar to the summoned beast of that baldy-sempai who went to the netherworld. And now, well have the first year cheerleading competition. All first years, please The audio broadcast could be heard. The first event everyone was looking forward to is the cheerleading competition everyones looking forward to. The first years are all dressed in different colored clothing as they started to perform with the music. I check out the kouhais performances with my eyes as I prepare for our turn. Its been a long time since I wore a collared uniformmaybe since middle school. Huh? Akihisa, your school uses collared uniforms? Me too. Same here. Heh~ Hideyoshi, you wore a sailor uniform, right? Akihisa, it seems like were not on the same wavelength here. Everyones holding onto the clothes they were preparing to change into as we chat leisurely. At this moment, Minami came walking here with a cheerleader outfit. She looked like theres a problem thats hard to deal with. What happened? Having these doubts, I see her walk to Hideyoshi as she give an ever serious look. Oi, Kinosheeta I dont want. UuI havent said anything yet. Its rare for Hideyoshi to answer Minami so coldly like that. What is Minami trying to ask him? Dont say that. Look, isnt this clothing really cute? Its because its cute that I dont want it. Hideyoshi tilted his head aside as if hes deliberately ignoring the cheerleader outfit Minami showed him. No matter how you ask me, I wont agree to the cheerleading. I want to join the guys side! Theres too many on the support side, but we only have 2 people. Thats really troubling, so please? Minami didnt give up. It seems that she really wants Hideyoshi to take part in the cheerleading, but why? Minamis actions really puzzle me. Ah, Minami-chan! Theres almost no time! Hurry up and change. Dressed in cheerleader outfit, Himeji-san came running here. DOING, DOING, DOINGHimeji-san seemed to be bouncing here. Its rare for Himeji-san to do something big, and now she looks really activethats right, shes giving off a really vibrant look. (Zzzzsst). I didnt see it myself, but I can feel Muttsurini beside me drawing a cross in front of his chest. So I immediately look down to hide the blushing look thats rising up in me. This isREALLY SHOCKING!!! Thats why I dont want to take part in the cheerleading with her! Look at her bouncing so hard! We have to jump later! Therell be a commotion! Even if you say that, Im a guy. I dont want to be some cheerleader. As Hideyoshi and Minami continued to budge, its a little late, but Muttsurini collapsed on the floor due to overwhelming nosebleed. Thats too dangerous. If I looked away just a bit later, I would be in Valhalla now. Oh yeah, if Minamis to take part in cheerleading with Himeji-san, there will be a lot of parts being used for comparison And shes really spinning hard! I feel that shes deliberately standing beside me just to bully me! I see. So Minamis really bothered about what people have and what people dont haveso thats why she wanted to get Hideyoshi in. At least the mental trauma would be a bit less. Minami really has it tough, theres a lot of things to worry aboutbut I think she really doesnt need to think that way, because Minamis rather cute herself. Please Hideyoshi, just grant her request and take part in the cheerleading. I think you''d be rather cute if you wear the cheerleading outfit, Hideyoshi. I dont want. But isnt it better to wear a cheerleading outfit than to be forced to wrap a bandage around your chest? That, thats because if I dont, you guys would complain to the disciplinary committee! Thats why I had to wear it! Of course. If Hideyoshi just showed his chest like that, they might even send the police in to arrest him and put on the bandages. Thats the correct call. Well, Akihisa-kunwhat is Minami-chan asking Kinosheeta-kun to do? Standing in front of me, Himeji-san sees Minami and Hideyoshi in stalemate, and couldnt help but ask that. Eh, about that Why arent you willing? Isnt this cute? Thats because its cute! Im a man! I dont want to wear cute clothes! Kinosheeta, calm down and listen to me What is it? Actually, those who wear cheerleader clothesare rather manly! I sayare you treating me as an idiot on Akihisas level!? Minamis trying to get Hideyoshi to take part in the cheerleading. I didnt mention the specifics, but at least Im not lying. Ohhso she wants Kinosheeta-kun to take part in the performance as wellbut why? AhahaI guess Minami feels that we have too few girls in our class? Ah, I see. PA! Himeji-san suddenly clapped her hands in understanding, and then Well, if therere too few girls Hold on, Himeji-san, why are you taking out another cheerleading uniform and staring at me with that expression? I WONT WEAR IT! I WONT WEAR THAT SORT OF THING NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS!! Hahaha, Akihisa. Isnt this good? I was worried that we have too few girls in class as well. It would look better if you take part. Well, Sakamoto-kunif youre wearing HOLD ON, HIMEJI! WHY ARE YOU TAKING OUT ANOTHER UNIFORM AND LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!? What can we do? I think Himeji-sans brain got some terrible illness recently. This will be bad if this keeps up. Better act as if nothing happened and change the topic. Oh ya, Himeji-san Yes, what is it, Akihisa-kun? I sounded really scared. Seeing Himeji-san who wouldnt keep the cheerleading outfit no matter what, I could only tremble and point at her as I finish saying. I heard that you were really serious when practicing in this cheerleading performance. Ah, not, I wasnt really that serious Himeji-sans already someone who would work hard, but unexpectedly, she would work so hard to do something shes not good at. Thats really amazing. But the way youre seriously practicing really made Shimada worry. Dont work yourself too much. The cheerleading competitions just a side event, it doesnt have anything to do with sports ranking. Yuuji added on to what I said. I can imagine why Minami would be so worriedtheres a lot to this Yes, I did try to check my body condition, but But what? Saying till here, Himeji-san smiled. How should I say this? I feel that Himeji-sans really different from before. Until a while back, she would be troubled because she didnt know how to play baseball, but now, she wouldnt give that feeling any more. Actually, Im rather happy about that. Ah, Mn! Of course! The reason Himeji-san changed so much wasnt because class A that focuses so much on studying changed her, but that she stayed in class F. Thinking till here, I cant help but feel pro Okay, please cheer for meand please wear this! Let me correct myself. She definitely changed in a bad way. Himeji-san really needs an environment like class A. Just when I was about to lecture Himeji-san on the clothing guys should be wearing Eh? Isnt that Kirishima-san? Thats rare. Thats really rare. Kirishima-sans here, yet she didnt seem to notice Yuujis presence as she walked on. Whats going on? It seemed like shes completely lethargic. Oh, thats true. Whats wrong, Shouko? AhYuuji Even though Yuuji talked to her, she just gave a lifeless response. Whats wrong? She really looked lifeless. Our classlost the baseball game Yeah, I know that. We werent present, but we know that class 2-A that was led by Kirishima-san lost the match. Is that the reason why Kirishima-san was so listless? But we beat class 3-A, so I took revenge for you. But the thing that got confiscated from me wont come back again Kirishima-san muttered painfully. The confiscated thing she mentioned should be the marriage certificate Yuuji mentioned before, right? I see, so Kirishima-san wanted to win the baseball tournament to get that back from the teachers. No wonder she felt so sad about losing the match. The confiscated items again? Really, you Yuuji revealed a reluctant look and scratches his head. He says, I wanted to keep it until the marriage ceremony On hearing Kirishima-san say that hoarsely STOP KIDDING AROUND! EVEN IF THAT WASNT CONFISCATED, ID THROW IT AWAY IF I FOUND IT!! Yuuji still said that in a crude manner. Eh Kirishima-san looked stunned as she looked up, but Yuuji didnt care about her response at all as he continued on in a self-centered manner. WHATS WITH THAT EH? ISNT IT THAT THING THAT GOT CONFISCATED? IS THERE A NEED TO BE SHOCKED!? You saythat thing BEING ALL DEJECTED BECAUSE YOU LOST THAT THING, NO WONDER YOU LOST TO THAT TOKO-NATSU GROUP At this moment uu! PAAAA The crisp slapping sound rang in front of us. Thats notsomething stupid! Kirishima-san cried as she bit her lower lip. Eh? Whatsthe situation now. ONLY YUUJI! I WONT ALLOW YUUJI TO SAY THIS! The pitiful cry that nearly rocked my mind caused me to close my eyes inadvertentlythe moment I opened my eyes, Kirishima-san turned and walked away. Yuuji, Himeji-san and I are rooted to the spot. What? What just happened? I, Ill go check out Shouko-chan! Being the fastest to recover, Himeji-san frantically ran to Kirishima-san. Yuuji and I still dont understand whats going on and can only stare at each other blankly. After a while, Yuuji finally recovered from his shock. That Shoukodamn it That was a low bellow from the deepest part of his abdomen. That Shoukosaying that its not something stupid. A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE WITHOUT MY OWN CONSENT ISNT ANYTHING BUT STUPID!!! Yuuji couldnt help but roar out as he looked up to the skies. Even though he often got abused by Kirishima-san, it seemed that he stepped on a landmine this time, and Yuuji couldnt forgive this. SHE DOESNT WANT ME TO SAY THIS!? IM THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST PRIVILEGE TO SAY THIS! I NEVER PROMISED HER ANYWAY! OF COURSE I WOULD SAY THOSE THINGS TO HER!! Hes really fuming. Yuujis really angry now. If theres a table or some shelf nearby, he would be kicking it to vent his own frustrations now. UuYuujis right. No matter how important that thing is to Kirishima-san, its really troubling that she would be angry about a marriage certificate without your consent THATS RIGHT! IF SHE FELT THAT SOMETHING STUPID IS BAD ENOUGH, I CAN CALL IT USELESS TRASH! THAT IDIOT!! Seems like Yuuji really cant calm down now. I can understand somewhat. To me, what Kirishima-san did was really unreasonable, and since Yuujis the party involved, its to be expected that he would be that angry. Standing in front of Yuuji whos roaring away, I can only carry the cheerleader outfit that was thrown on me and sigh. Well, thats really troublesome So how about this, Kinosheeta? I got an idea! Ill wear the collared uniform and you wear the cheerleader outfit That doesnt solve anything for me!! From far away, Minami and Hideyoshi continued their argument, not noticing our situation here. On a side note, Hideyoshi finally ended up wearing a collared outfit with a bandage around his chest and ponpons in his hands as he danced with Himeji-san and Minami. Everyone in the audience roared in approval, and the atmosphere was really intense. Volume 7, The Seventh Question Volume 7, The Seventh Question Please choose the correct element symbol corresponding to the question, and write down the correct name of the element. Mn O S Na I Pb Ne Has a crystal-lattice structure. It will react strongly with water to form a yellowish flame. Has a boiling point of 184.26 degrees Celsius and melting point of 113.75 degrees Celsius. It reacts with Starch to form a blue compound. Has a relative atomic mass of 54. The oxide material is commonly used as a catalyst to decompose oxides into oxygen and water. A rare element. It is in the second period. It can be liquefied and used as a refrigerant. Himeji Mizuki''s answer "1--Na (Sodium), 2--I (Iodine), 3--Mn (Manganese), 4--Ne (Neon)" Teacher''s comment Correct answer. Once you can memorize all these names of the elements, you can explain the reactions of each element. So you have to memorize the basics. Shimada Minami''s Answer "I don''t want to write." Teacher''s Comment What''s wrong? I''m really sad that you don''t want to take the test. Sensei always thought that Shimada-san is a hardworking girl. I''m disappointed that you aren''t willing to answer the question. I can understand if you don''t know the answer, but that isn''t an excuse. Before we talk about studying, you have a big problem with your attitude. If you don''t correct this now, it will be tough on you when you go out into society. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer "1--Na ( ), 2--I (), 3--Mn (), 4--Ne ()" Teacher''s Comment I really have to apologize to Shimada-san. Even though its just an activity on the sports meet schedule, the most important event in the sports meet to us is the baseball tournament. Before starting the finals that involve life and death, were all gathered at the F class bench near 1st base as we all check our batting arrangements. So Kinosheetas third. The first subjects Chemistry, right? Mn. My other subjects are rather bad, but this batting order is good for me if its Chemistry. My Chemistrys one of my better subjects too. The opponents are of that level, so we have to compete with them using the subjects were good at. Me too. World history and English were too difficult. I couldnt even compete with others. This time, our opponents are the teachers team. Since theyre somewhat old, their athletic ability and decision making should have decreased quite a lot, but their scores alone make them our strongest opponents. It wouldnt be overzealous of us to check our defensive alignments and make sure what we will do later. Is it really okay for Yuuji to take the eighth batter? My English and world history are somewhat manageable. Yuuji coldly responded. It seems like hes not too happy at the moment, maybe hes feeling down. Reallyit cant be helped that Yuuji would be so angry, but we cant involve these two together. I try to calm Yuuji down for the next match. At this moment, I feel someone tugging at my sleeve. Who is it? (Well, Akihisa-kun) (Hm? Himeji-san? Whats wrong?) (When Akihisa-kun said that it couldnt be helped, is it because you felt that its weird for Sakamoto-kun to be so angry?) Himeji-san kept her voice to the softest possible in order not to let Yuuji hear it. Even if she asks me if I feel this way, I (Not really. Its just that from all I know, even when Kirishima-san got so angry at Yuuji, it couldnt change anything) Basically, Im leaning towards Kirishima-sans side instead of Yuujis side, but this just cant be settled like that. (I think Sakamoto-kun just argued back like that because Shouko-chan said that, so its not really all Sakamoto-kuns fault, but) Himeji-sans tone had at little sadness in it. (But when he calms down, I really hope that Sakamoto-kun will apologize to Shouko-chan properly, or else Shouko-chan will be feeling pitiful.) Saying this, Himeji-san looked down. It seems that Himeji-san is completely standing on Kirishima-sans side, but I can understand Yuujis feelings Uu are the guys pattern of thought different from girls in this situation? Now, well be beginning the teachers-vs-students baseball meet, all students, please assemble in a straight line. The refereeing teacher spoke up. Oi, stop chit-chatting over there. Time to go, Akihisa. Ah, Im coming over. Anyway, well leave this aside for now, everyone, including the bench players went over to the middle of the sports arena as we line up. The teachers also walk over casually from 3rd base, and line up against up. MATCH BEGIN! Please take care of us! After bowing, we head to our defensive positions. In this match, well be pitching first and batting later, so I stood on the pitchers mound. The first subject should be Chemistry. Im the pitcher, and Yuujis still the catcher. First batter: 3rd baseman Kondou Yoshimune Second batter: Left fielder Yokomizo Koji Third batter: 1st baseman Kinosheeta Hideyoshi Fourth batter: 2nd baseman Shimada Minami Fifth batter: Center fielder Sugawa Ryo Sixth batter: Shortstop Fukumura Kohei Seventh batter: Pitcher Yoshii Akihisa Eighth batter: Catcher Sakamoto Yuuji Ninth batter: Right fielder Himeji Mizuki Bench players: Kimishima Hiroshi and Tsuchiya Kouta (Muttsurini) After calling out my summoned beast, I just need to wait for the opponent to step up. Baseball, huh Haven''t played it for over 20 yearssummon. The first batter of the teachers team, Fuse-sensei entered the batters box and summoned his summoned beast. Chemistry Teacher, Fuse Fumihiro, Chemistry, 501 points Vs F Class, Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 57 points. Though its to be expected, isnt this difference in scores too huge! If he hits it, the ball I pitched will be sent flying out of the park. Im facing such a strong opponent at the beginning. Now what do I do I stand on the pitchers mound and wait for Yuujis instruction. We can''t use curveballs, so Yuuji could only instruct me with the ball direction and speed. (Outside corner, low, slow ball.) As the teachers were running all the events of the sports meet, they only came over to play with us when its time for the match. In other words, these teachers are having their first match. Yuuji guessed that they would let the ball through first, so this is to be expected. I nod my head slightly and pitch the first ball. Outside corner, low and slow ball! STRIKE! Fuse-sensei didnt move at all. As expected, hes watching carefully. They themselves havent played much baseball, so its expected that it he would be cautious. (Inside corner, high, slow ball) Yuuji next instructed a ball. Is he trying to use a ball to see how the opponent will react? I swing my arm wide and pitch the 2nd ball. BALL! Fuse-sensei seemed to move a bit, but he didnt swing the bat. This means that its one ball one strike. (Low inside corner, fastball.) Its the 3rd pitch now, and the opponent should be swinging now. I have to be very careful with this pitch. I swing my arm wide and pitch the ball with all I got. Eat this, Fuse-sensei! This is my, our F class full power! Where are you pitching this ball to? Damn it, I used too much force. In this situation where the ball would normally be hit, my pitch went straight to the strike zone in a dangerous matter. U!? Oh, oh my On seeing this ball, Fuse-sensei seemed to lose his balance for some reason as he swung the bat out. Thats strange? What just happened? The ball had grazed the bat and immediately felt up into the sky. Im impressed that there was so much power with just a simple graze, but unfortunately, this ball was hit too poorly. OUT! In the end, the ball got hit into the air and finally reached the left fielders glove. We managed to eliminate the first batter safely. That lack of control scared me, but its a good thing that its under control. Yare yareI got too anxious because the ball was too good Fuse-sensei chuckled wryly as he returned back to the bench. I see, since the ball was pitched better than what he expected, he got shocked and panicked. It may be a coincidence, but to be able to deal with a Chemistry teacher in the subject of Chemistry is a strong start for us. Ill be the next batter. Summon. This time, its a young mans voice. This isnt the voice of Takeuchi-sensei who usually teaches our class, but rather, the other modern literature teacher of year 2, Terai-sensei. Modern Literature Teacher, Terai Shinsuke, Chemistry, 211 points Vs F Class, Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 57 points. 211 points? Since hes the teacher in charge of Modern Literature, hes not really that good in Chemistry, I guess. Well, but at least his grades are in class A level. (Keep it low as possible, fastball.) I nod my head at Yuujis comment, making sure not to throw a wild pitch. The ball pathlocked on. How about this? Ha! KAN! With a blunt impact sound, the ball was hit low as it quickly grazed pass the ground. It went through the hole between first and second base. Ku! He took action so quickly! I thought I could hit the center of the ball. Looks like its really different from playing it live. Terai-sensei gave a wry smile after standing on first base. Speaking of which, I heard that Terai-sensei once played baseball in schoolmaybe it would have been better to give a ball? Right now, its one man out, one man on first base, and the third batter wholl come up is Lets have a good game. The talented woman whos our level head, Takahashi Yoko-sensei, stepped up. Today, shes not wearing the speck-free suit, but a sports attire thats suitable for this event. This makes her look even more kind and approachable. Please hold back, Yoshii-kunsummon. Takahashi-sensei normally wouldnt initiate a conversation with us, so this is a rare and valuable experience. Speaking of which, the last time we spoke to each other was during the 2nd year guys peeping incident. Thinking about this, I feel that having this event to improve the relationship between students and teachers is actuallySOMEBODY SAVE ME!!! Level head, Takahashi Yoko, Chemistry, 801 points Vs F Class, Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 57 points. GUHOOO!!! I didnt need to look back to tell that everyone in their defensive positions all cried out in amazement when they saw the score. 800 points!! Whats with this person? Why is her score even higher than that of a teacher in charge of Chemistry!! (We cant fight it out with her. Send her on base.) Yuuji used his eyes to indicate that I send her on base. Of course, I would agree with his view. How can I win against someone with such a terrifying score using my own score? It cant be helped that we have to send her on base. I see, so thats how it is. All our opponents up till now probably felt the same way when they faced Himeji-sanhm? Thats strange? Whats going on Takahasi-senseis summoned beast that was standing in the batters box seemed to be doing something wrong. I know she looks clumsy, but its not just thatah! She mixed up the way she should be holding the bat. The left and right hands are both placed wrongly. In that case (Lets fight it out, Yuuji. It seems that Takahashi-sensei doesnt really know how to play baseball.) I told Yuuji to check Takahashi-senseis hands with my eyes. After being prompted by me, Yuuji realized that Takahashi-sensei placed her hands wrongly, and immediately got ready to catch as he positions the glove. Takahashi-sensei, your hands are positioned wrongly. You cant hit well like this. Ahh, thats rightthank you for reminding me, Nishimura-sensei. Ready to get on, Ironman reminded Takahashi-sensei, and she immediately put her hands properly. Right now, shes holding the bat correctly, but now that confirms our guess that Takahashi-sensei cant play baseball. If thats the case, its not impossible to get her out. (Outside corner, high, fastball.) Noticing the position and manner that Takahashi-senseis holding the bat, Yuuji slightly adjusted the position of the glove. Bait her with a ballI think she cant play baseball well, so maybe its a good idea to let her swing and miss. I follow Yuujis instruction and get ready to pitch. As I pitch Let me see, like this? Takahashi-sensei suddenly changed her posture and holds her bat again. STRIKE! As I deliberately pitched the ball out of the strike zone, Takahashi-sensei didnt hit the ball as it flew directly into Yuujis glove. Is she trying to bunt? Un (Let her bunt if she wants to. We can add another out.) Yuuji threw the ball back and gave me this instruction. Yuujis right. If Takahashi-sensei wants to bunt to advance the runner, we can add another out. The reasons simple. The next batter will be the 4th batter, and it will be the teacher with the highest score. We will send him on base no matter what. In other words, the runner on first base will go to second base no matter what. With one person out, its better for us to let her do a sacrifice. I ready myself and pitch the ball hard. Really, was sensei too na?ve? Bunting in this situation, its like shes giving herself up in this situation. If I think about it carefully No wait! Thats not how it is! The opponent doesnt even know how to play baseball, and is one of the teachers! How can she be so na?ve to let us see through it! If even I can sense this, she would notice it too! But it was too late when I realized this. Before I knew it, the ball that left my fingers reached the front of the bat. Over here, like this DONK! The forceful hit rang in my ears. Takahashi-sensei didnt change her bunting position, however A Drag-Bunt? A bunt is a bunt, but this is a drag bunt. Its different from a sacrifice bunt. This is to score. Damn it! So that was her aim! The ball that got hit flew low and passed by me and the 3rd baseman. Not good! Just when I was about to give up, god gave us timely reinforcements. Leave it to me! Fukumura-kun!? Thank goodness! The flight of the ball flew directly to the shortstop Fukumura-kun. Fukumura-kun put the glove in front of him as he lowered his body to grab this body. Now, Fukumura-kun just need to catch the ball and throw to 1st base. GUAAAAHHHHH!!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! Fukumura-kuns summoned beast got blown away together with him. Hold, hold on a minute! Whats the situation now! That was just a normal bunt! It didnt hit the center. How does it have such tremendous power to send a summoned beast flying as well! TAKAHASHI-SENSEI, YOU CAN TAKE SECOND BASE IN THIS SITUATION! Someone among the teachers shouted out. Fukumura-kuns summoned beast and the ball got knocked into center field, and even rolled a few times. Damn it, Takahashi-senseis going to take second base! Second base? I got it. Takahashi-sensei nodded her head calmly. And then, her summoned beast ran to second base, directly at second base, even past the pitchers mound Im standing on. Ha? Including Terai-sensei on the base, everyone present widened their eyes. Batter out. The umpire declared that Takahashi-sensei was out. The rules of baseball stipulates that the baserunner can only run in the directed path, and cant skip first base before running to second base. It seems that Takahashi-sensei doesnt understand these rules at all. Takahashi-senseiyoure out, please return to the bench Whys that? Anyway, thats the case The eyes hidden behind the glasses narrowed, but Takahashi-senseis summoned beast could only return back to her own camp. Whether its Himeji-san or Takahashi-senseithey can study, but why dont they understand the rules of sports Wellsensei, youre tagged out. Eh? Unknowingly, Terai-sensei, who was standing blankly behind first and second base, got tagged out. While everyone was still stunned, Sugawa-kun picked the rolling ball up to do a terrific defensive play, butwhats with this complete lack of enthusiasm? Level head, Takahashi Yoko, Chemistry, 801 points Vs Class F, Fukumura Kohei, Chemistry, DEAD. On a side note, Fukumura-kuns summoned beast got called back to the Lord. I''m going then. We''ll leave the rest to you, Kondou-kun. Leave it to me. I''ll give a big one. Our first batter here is Kondou-kun, who stood in position. This half-inning will be played with Chemistry as the subject. The pitcher''s Fuse-sensei, and Ironman''s the catcher. As for Takahashi-sensei, the level head is guarding right field. They can''t let her pitch anyone. Takahashi-sensei''s kindness now would be like our Himeji-san here. Maybe we might have a chance if the ball flies to right outfield. I mentioned it to Yuuji beside me. If the ball flew to Takahashi-sensei, maybe we can expect her to make an error. Ahh, maybe. Yuuji''s response''s as cold as ever. It seems that his mood hasn''t improved. How will this match end up I couldn''t help but mutter. According to the plan-- STRIKE!'' --I just heard a bit,-- STRIKE TWO! --The chances of us winning should be-- STRIKE THREE! STRIKEOUT! --decided at the final stage. To Yuuji-- STRIKE! --Our attacks now-- STRIKE TWO! --Aren''t worth looking forward to.-- STRIKE THREE! STRIKEOUT! --But no matter what-- STRIKE! --Since our class'' on the offense-- ''STRIKE TWO! --We should cheer them. STRIKE THREE! STRIKEOUT! Oh, time to defend. Let''s do our best. Kondou-kun, Yokomizo-kun and Hideyoshi got struck out with three strikes each. Compared to the last half-inning, our attack seemed to end so suddenly F class again arrived on the field as we all stand at our designated defensive alignments. In this inning, the subject tested will be world history, and I''ll be the batter. Ever since the last summoning tournament, Japanese history and world history have become my specialities somewhat. I think I should be able to do well in this inning. Alright, come on! I won''t let you score that easily. I stood on the pitcher''s mound and wait for the next batter. Alright, who''s next? You really can talk big, Yoshii. I, Ironmanwhat''s going on? My hot-bloodedness seemed to subside in an instantah, this can''t be helped. Ironman''s most terrifying aspect isn''t his scores, but his athletic ability. Besides, since he''s teaching us class F, how can his brain be-- Remedial Teacher, Nishimura Sochi, World History, 741 points Vs F Class, Yoshii Akihisa, 121 points. (Send him on base.) (OK, Yuuji.) I can tell what Yuuji''s thinking without seeing it. Facing such a monster, only a fool would ask for a proper showdown. Yuuji positioned the glove outside the strikezone. Eh? He''s not getting up? Is he thinking of letting Ironman think that it would be a foul ball but want me to throw a strike? Or is he just lazy to get up? Though I have lots of question marks above my head, I still pitched the ball according to where Yuuji is. After the ball got pitched, Ironman frowned, but he didn''t swing at the first pitch. BALL! As the umpire declared it, Yuuji silently pitched the ball to me. Seeing him like that, Ironman muttered in a coarse voice. Was that you instruction, Sakamoto? That''s right. What''s wrong with it. After answering Ironman, Yuuji put the glove at the same area again. I see Ironman muttered unhappily as he again looked at me. What is Ironman trying to say? Is he going to scold us for sending him on base? I thought that you guys just couldn''t study, but at least you knew what to do in this situationlooks like I have to educate you. Eh? What are you saying? Aren''t we just sending you on base? It''s common in the game. Are you thinking about telling us off because of this? No, I''m not talking about sending me onto baselisten up, Sakamoto, as a teacher, I have something to tell you. Ignoring what Yuuji and Ironman were saying, I pitched the ball at where Yuuji positions his glove. I just need to send him on base anyway. It doesn''t matter whether they''re chit-chatting, I''ll just pitch anyway. --NO MATTER WHAT, IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, MAKE SURE YOU FINISH THE JOB! KLANG!! With a crisp batting sound, the ball that was flying at the glove disappeared. How is that possible? Did Ironman just hit a ball? In the blink of an eye, the ball disappeared from my eyes. My motion senses couldn''t catch up to that ball. That ball that was hit isn''t in the summoning field now. HOHOMERUN!!! Humph. Ironmans summoned beast casually stepped through all the bases. We were careless! If we want to send the opponent on base, I should have called Yuuji to stand up even if its troublesome and throw it at a place the bat cant possibly hit! Ku While standing on the pitchers mound, I can clearly heard Yuuji bite his lip and looking really troubled. Really, this isnt like him. There was no need for Ironman to lecture him; Yuujis a guy who wouldnt be careless when its time to be careless, but he actually performed poorly in this situation. This isnt the Yuuji I know. Looking at this, I have to speak up. Time! I immediately asked the umpire for a timeout, and get off the pitchers mound as I head to Yuuji. What now, Akihisa? Youre going to scold me now? Yuuji glared at me unhappily and spoke up before me. Mn, I guess. Keh, you dont have to say it. I know that. Yuuji replied me with a bad tone. It seems that Yuuji himself understands that he wasnt focusing on this match. When we had to send Ironman on base, or when facing Takahashi-sensei, the normal Yuuji would have noticed that Takahashi-sensei held the bat wrongly earlier than me, and he would have deduced that she was going for a drag bunt. How can a guy whos always thinking not notice it when even I noticed it? I wont nag on if you understand. Were facing an opponent that you cant just beat by just thinking wildly. Enough nagging. Okay, get back onto the pitchers mound when youre done. The matchs still on. After saying that, I didnt want to talk any more as I turn and return back to my defensive position. But even though I said so, I told him to concentrate, but it cant be helped that Yuuji is so angry To be honest, I felt that I just gave him one huge problem. Yare yarethe way that guy is now, its unlikely that we can win this match PLAY!! Once I returned back to the pitchers mound, the umpire declared that the match would continue. Right now, theres nobody out and no baserunner on base. Now, were facing the 5th batter, which is Ooshima-sensei, the teacher in charge of Health and Physical Education. So were playing baseball with summoned beasts against the students instead of having lessonssummon. Health Education Teacher, Ooshima Takeshi, World History, 233 points Vs F Class, Yoshii Akihisa, 121 points. This period would mostly be held outdoors, and Health Eds the only lesson we would stay in class. But whats with such a score? Forget about the athletic ability first, we must have lots of guts if we want to face him. (Inside corner, lower, fastball.) Yuujis instruction was a inside pitch thats normally harder to hit, and keeping it low will prevent the long ball. This may seem passive, but it cant be helped. I get ready as my eyes watch Yuujis glove. I then pitch the first ball. KLANG FOUL! The ball that got hit passed by 3rd base and went to the patch of grass in the corner of the sports hall. Swinging the bat like that without much thought, Ooshima-senseis really into it. I see. So its different from swinging it personally. Ooshima-sensei muttered softly. Its a good thing that the teachers were assembled together at the last minute. If this were the second match when they got warmed up, thatll be a really scary thought. After receiving the ball, I silently wait for the instruction of the second pitch from Yuuji. (Inside corner, high.) Another inside ball. Yuuji must be preparing to use this good opportunity while the opponent isnt warmed up yet and deliberately pitch the ball at the inside corner which is the hardest point to hit. I nod my head at Yuujis instruction and get ready to pitch. This time, since he didnt indicate the speed of the ball, I just need to pitch it like before? (--Slowball.) Eh? I was about to pitch it out, and he only gave such a command now. That idiot, at this moment! While the ball was about the be pitched up, I force my own movements. Can I make it!? The summoned beast pitched the ball out in an awkward manner, and the ball slowly flew to the catchers glove. As for the ballpathits not in the direction Yuuji directed! This ball went into a sweet spot! Uh! Daishima-senseis summoned beast swung the bat hard, and the ball flew high up into the air. The ball landed at 3rd base. That ball looked like it was hit on the bottom of the bat, so he couldnt hit a long ball. I can make itu! Yokomizo-kuns summoned beast continued to chase the ball and finally managed to catch it in the glove. If theres no problem, the batter will be out. But the umpire didnt declare that the batter was out. Maybe hes questioning my seemingly two-part pitch. Though theres no baserunner, strictly speaking, I did break the pitching rules. But Ooshima-sensei went back to his own bench on his own, even saying to the umpire, Just treat it as that I was out. Is he not being too fussy because its only the first inning? To be honest, I really dont like Ooshima-senseis casual attitude herebut he did help us out. That damned Yuuji hasnt recovered yet. Where did that daring decision making of him thats worth praising go to? (I gave the command too slow. Ill take note next time.) Yuuji scowled impatiently, but at least he understood that he should apologize for the error just now. In this unstable situation, the match continued. Right now, its 2 men out and bases full. After Hasegawa-sensei hit a fly ball, two batters hit two base hits, and I walked on batter, causing this devastating situation. We kept the ball low, but that was enough to cause a crisis. Thus, the net batter will be the first batter Fuse-sensei as we went through one round of the batting order. This is his second time in the batters box, so he should more or less be used to controlling the summoned beast. I cant expect him to make an error like the last time now. Perhaps he saw that Im too nervous, as I caught Hideyoshi raising his hand at me, seemingly trying to say something to me. Is he trying to ask me to throw a pickoff to relax myself in this disadvantageous situation? The runner at first base didnt look like he was going to steal base, so theres no need to throw it at him, but to buy time, I still pitched the ball at Hideyoshi. PAKN. The ball that wasnt pitched too hard immediately landed in Hideyoshis summoned beasts glove. Of course, the runner at first base wasnt tagged out as he casually returned back to the bag. SAFE! The umpires decision rang. Of course, I dont think that I can get a third man out here, and the I threw a pickoff to calm myself downat least thats what I think. But Hideyoshi looked troubled for some reason. Hm? What is it? Did I throw that ball strangely or something. Time. Hideyoshi called out to the umpire and ask for a timeout, and then led his summoned beast to me. Most likely, Hideyoshi wants to give me suggestions while returning the ball to me. Hm? Hideyoshi, whats wrong? Uu, actually Hideyoshi leaned closer to me as he looked like hes about to whisper something to me. Beside us, our summoned beasts lean together like us. Actually what? Actually, after this gameI want to take a bath. Uu! At that moment, I forget everything about baseball, and my consciousness started to swim. Hideyoshiwants tobath? Why did he say such a thing out of the sudden? What benefit does Hideyoshi get for messing with my heart at this moment? Or theres a deeper meaning to this? Maybe it has something to do with the notion that Hideyoshis breasts are growing a little? I just want to say that. Sorry for disturbing you. There seemed to be some ploy as Hideyoshi gave me a devilishly cute smile before returning back to his defensive position, but I couldnt get rid of the wild thoughts in my mind. I dont understand. Why would Hideyoshi mention about bathing with me? What should I do after hearing him say that? Do I have to guard Hideyoshi while hes bathing? PLAY! The umpires call to continue the match entered my ears. That, thats right. We still have a baseball game. Right now, I shouldnt be thinking of why Hideyoshi suddenly mentioned about bathing. I need to think of how to get past this dangerous situation, and bath with Hideyoshi! If we can beat the teachers, I can smile and bath together with Hideyoshi. But if we lose to the teachers, I will have to cry and bath with Hideyoshi. I DONT WANT THAT! Well, I feel that Akihisa-kuns giving off a really evil presence. I dont know whats going on either, but seeing him like this makes me really angry. Alright! At this moment, Im all pumped up. Either way, I have to get a 3rd man outeh, hold it, thats strange? Hm? Where did the ball go? Just when I was about to pitch, I found out that my summoned beast wasnt holding the ball. Thats strange? When Hideyoshi came over to the pitchers mound with his summoned beast, I believed he did bring the ball overdidnt I receive the ball? I start to look around for the ball. At this moment, Tagged out, here. What? Hideyoshis voice could be heard from first base. Tagged out? Whats the situation now? The ball wasnt with me, and Hideyoshi that was defending first base is still holding onto the ball I was looking for just a second ago. Then, Hideyoshi reached out the hand that has the glove on and tapped the runner at first base that was slightly far away and ready to run off. Is this the famoushidden ball? RUNNER OUT! SWITCH! The umpire declared that we switch over. Eh? Really? We just escaped this dangerous half-inning like that? Nice, Kinosheeta! You acted really well, using that hidden ball! Good job. At least I was of some use now. After walking back to the bench, everyone praised Hideyoshi for his brilliant performance. He really saved us there. Really, I thought that that half-inning as a goner. If thats the case So I can bath happily with Hideyoshi! Akihisa, whats with that messed-up thinking of yours? Hideyoshi gave me a I dont know what to do with you look. Hm? There seems to be something strange with that. Eh? But didnt you just say on the mound that you wanted to bath with me, Hideyoshi? What are you talking about? I didnt say that just now Speaking halfway through, Hideyoshi suddenly remembered something and immediately remembered, No, wait! Speaking of which, I seemed to have said it just now! Thats right! A bath! Akihisa, you must go to the mens bath with meKuu! Oh my, Kinosheeta, how can that do? A bath is separated by gender, you know. Thats right Kinosheeta-kun. If you want to bath with your friends, you can bath with us later. Sh, Shimada and Himeji!? Calm down first! Dont tell me youre thinking that theres nothing wrong about bathing with me. Himeji-san and Minami grabbed Hideyoshi on each hand as they showed a sweet smile. Uu, thats right. Even I feel that its bad to bath together with the opposite gender, and that its unforgivable. Its the same as when he hid the ball just now, Hideyoshi was just joking around. Ye, yes, just a joke. I knew that, I knew that, so I wont feel so disappointed Akihisa, tell me the specifics about bathing just now. Unknowingly, Muttsurini prepared a recorder as he stood beside me. Once something pervy happens, this guys smell and mobility is really amazing. Uu, Ill just leave this thing that happens normally aside. Alright, time for us to attack! Time to concentrate! OOOHHH!!! Alright, everyone. Time for us to defend again. Got to do our best. Oh That was fast, really fast. Why did our offense end in the blink of an eye? The three batters that lined up were quickly struck out, and we switched over. We couldn''t even get a base on balls, let alone a single hit. We''re just getting pounded here. We''re attacking later, and so as the second inning ended, it became the top half of the third inning. The subject changed from world history to biology. The first batter Fuse-sensei hit a nice hit, and the second batter Terai-sensei was intending to do a sacrifice bunt, but unexpectedly, it became no men out and runners on first and second base. Before I noticed it, danger lurked in front of us again. And the third batteris her again. Please guide me through. The talented woman who''s the level headTakahashi Yoko-sensei again stood in the batter''s box. (No need to send her on base?) (Of course not.) I expected Yuuji''s answer. If we walk Takahashi-sensei here, we have to face Ironman with bases full. Takahashi-sensei''s scary, but the next batter Ironman''s even scarier. With that score and freakish athleticism, he''s not someone we can beat no matter how hard we try. I''ll hit it well this time. Takahashi-sensei held her bat in a really short and obvious manner, she intends to bunt. Well, she just looked like she just wanted a hit. Someone among the teachers must have taught her that, I suppose. (Outside corner, high, fastball.) Yuji wanted me to throw at the furthest point from Takahashi-senseis summoned beasts reach. This should be a decision made to counter her bunt. I use all my strength and pitch the ball according to where Yuuji indicated. If shes not ready, I guess itll be hard to hit the ball Well, just as I expected. Wha? Suddenly, Takahashi-sensei extended her arms. Damn it! I got carelessly thinking that Takahashi-sensei was an amateur at baseball, but shes still the smartest of all the teachers! As the ballpath got seen through, the pitch I threw with all I got was hit easily, and the ball flew out in a very low trajectory. No, DONT COME HERE! DONT COME FLYING AT MEAHHHHHHHH!! Fukumura-kuns summoned beast got sent flying away again and rolled to center field. Ku! he got completely defeated again! Takahashi-sensei! Please run in order, starting from first base! An instruction could be heard from the teachers. Che! Theyre so naggy! Got it. I wont make the same mistake twice. Takahashi-senseis summoned beast ran through first base, second base and third base at a speed respective to her score. Its amazing that she can be that fast, really fast. And because she was too fast Takahashi-senseiyoure, out Why? She sprinted past the other baserunners in front of her as she was too fast. Everyone seeing this is dumbstruck. In baseball, one of the rules state that the baserunner behind, if not out, will be treated as out if he overtakes the front baserunner. Anyway, she will be out if she runs past a baserunner in front. We, well, I can understand that she doesnt know these baseball ruleserm, I guess? I think because Takahashi-senseis summoned beast was too powerful that such a tragedy occurred, but thats lucky to us. Anyway, youre out, Takahashi-sensei. Please return to the bench. I cant accept that. Thats the way it is Takahashi-sensei narrowed her eyes unhappily, but she returned to her camp obediently. Well, this exchange match made me suddenly have a feeling that my distance with Takahashi-sensei got shortenedshe really feels like my sister in some ways. Ehhai, tagged out. Hey, Shimada (pew)! Eh? (PA) OKtagged him out here. Ah! The other two baserunners that were stunned by Takahashi-senseis actions got tagged out by Sugawa-kun and Minami respectively. Well, we got 3 outs like this 3 outs, switch. The umpire declared weakly as if he was muttering to himself. I cant say that I dont understand. Having 3 men out like this is completely unheard of, so I guess the umpire would be so listless. I cant believe that Takahashi-sensei would do such a ridiculous thing Actually, I always looked up to Takahashi-sensei Fuse-sensei and Terai-sensei look dejected as they return back to the bench. Takahashi-senseis normally hardworking, smart and knowledgeable when shes in the staff room, so I guess they should be rather shocked on seeing her like this. An, anyway, we passed through another crisis. Time to hit a base hit now! Whos the next batterha? Its you, Akihisa. Ah, oh yeah. So my responsibiltys really great. I have to meet everyones expectations no matter what. I have great faith in you, Sakamoto. Sakamoto, we can only rest our hopes on you. Please hit a homeroom. For some reason, my classmates started stating their vote of confidence to the batter after me. Is everyone doing that so as not to burden me with too much pressure? Ahwell, you can put it like thatAnyway, Yoshii FORGET ABOUT THIS! I DONT WANT YOUR CONFIDENCE LIKE THIS! The way everyone showed their expectations of me made me unable to hide my disappointment as it showed on my face. Even my hearts crying now. WellAkihisa-kun, please do your best! At this moment, I heard an Angelic voice healing me. Hi, Himeji-san! Thank you! Ill do my best! Yes, Ill cheer you on! Alright! I must get on base! Thatll be my gift for Himeji-san! Its time to show my manly side. I have to show my cool side to make others think better about me. I went to the batters box with swagger and watch the opponent pitch the ball right in the middle of my vision. HIT BY PITCH! GYYYAHHH!!!!! MY HANNNDD! MY LEFT WRIST STARTED TO LOSE FEELINGGGGGG!! AAAHHHHHH! So, sorry Yoshii-kunI had a bit of problem with the force I used just now. Just when I stepped from with swagger, the opponent just gave me a wild pitchit was a bad pitch, but why was the force so great!! We, wellAkihisa-kun said that he would dedicate this moving onto base to me, but how can I accept it Mizuki, just snort and mock him all you want and say that hes embarrassing for trying to look cool. Ha, okay UuI wanted to show off, but I embarrassed myself I finally pulled my body through the excruciating pain and head off to first base silently. My summoned beast look like it just escaped from the gates of hell. But even so, I did end up on base, and without anyone out. Its apt to say that its our best chance. Ill just have to wait for the next batter to perform well. Alright, time for me to go up. The next batter Yuuji entered the batters box. With Yuujis score and athletic ability, maybe we can break through in this half-inning. Chemistry teacher, Fuse Fumihiro, Biology, 269 points Vs F Class, Sakamoto Yuuji, Biology, 188 points. Though biologys the subject used in this inning, the pitchers still Fuse-sensei, the teacher in charge of Chemistry, as theres only one Biology teacher whos free enough to be here and supervise. Fuse-sensei, who took over as pitcher, has a better score than Yuuji, but with Yuujis own athletic ability and reflexes, this matchups worth watching. I got to get ready first and rush the moment Yuuji hit the ball. I have to be careful not to throw a wild pitch Fuse-senseis summoned beast gets ready to pitch and launches the ball from his hand. The ball was right down the middle at an ordinary speed. Maybe he deliberately controlled the force on the ball because of the hit pitch on me. If thats the casetheres a good chance! Uu. Yuuji watched this ball pass as his body tremble--but he did not swing. STRIKE! In the end, the opponent got a nice start. Maybe Yuuji didnt hit that ball because he was thinking about something, or did he just miss the opportunity. Just when I tilt my head as I dont understand, Fuse-sensei then pitched the second ball. This time its the low outside corner. It seems that the ball can barely squeeze into the strikezone. How should I deal with this ball? Damnit! Like just now, Yuuji trembled, but this time, he actually swung the bat. Kang! What resounded wasnt a loud crisp sound as the ball rolled in front of the pitcher. That moron! He didnt hit well because he hesitated! The pitchered picked up the ball that dropped and threw directly to second base. Damn it! I cant make it in time! OUT! The ball already landed in the second basemans glove before my summoned beast could even reach there, and the second baseman then threw the ball at first base. OUT! The batter Yuuji was out, and in the blink of an eye, it became two men out. This is a rare chance, and unfortunately, we couldnt take advantage of it well. DAMN IT! Once we returned to the bench, I heard Yuuji howl out. I bring my summoned beast back to the bench, and at this moment, Minami leans over to me. (Aki, whats wrong with Sakamoto?) Minami looked over at Yuuji worriedly and whispered to me softly. Speaking of which, Minami was busy trying to convince Hideyoshi to change into cheerleader costumes, so she didnt notice Yuuji quarreling with Kirishima-san. (He had a bit of a quarrel with Kirishima-san) (Fuso something happened) I didnt explain it specifically to Minami, but it seemed that she caught onto something. Maybe she felt that its not good to dig into private matters like that as she didnt ask any more and returned back to the bench. STRIKE THREE! BATTER OUT! SWITCH!! UuIm sorry As I was talking to Minami, Himeji-san was struck out and returned back. Just like that, we switched over offense and defense again. 3rd inning over, and were losing 0-1. Were just losing by one point, but this matchs basically a one-sided beatdown! I feel that its time to come up with a reversal like usual, but the most important thing is that Yuujis still in that state Seems like we can only give up. Besides, trying to beat the teachers is basically like dreaming. Right now, I should so something to console Yuuji. Yuuji, your feelings Ahh? Before I finished, Yuuji glared at me angrily. It seems that hes still raging inside. ReallyYuuji, you should be more mature, right? Kirishima-san would occasionally be in a bad mood too. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BEING IN A BAD MOOD! I CANT EXPLAIN THAT AT ALL! I basically just added fuel to the fire, as Yuujis rage just burned even more. He clenched his fist and trembled in anger. IT WAS JUST SOME MEANINGLESS PIECE OF PAPER! WHY MUST I NOT BE ANGRY AT HER! Here we go again. How many times did he roar today? We cant patch things up like this. Yare yare, really, youjust when I was sighing Eh? Youre talking about the piece of scrap paper? Himeji-san tilted her head in a weird manner. Thats strange? Did she know what was confiscated from Kirishima-san? Whats wrong, Himeji? Are you going to lecture me and tell me not to treat important documents to others as a trash? Even though hes not angry with Himeji-san, Yuuji sounded really unfriendly. Himeji-san stared at Yuuji with an inexplicable look, No, thats not it. Im not talking about thatthe paper you just mentioned aboutwas different from what I heard Eh? Different from what she heard? Whats different? This time, Yuuji and I have question marks above our head. What do you mean by that, Himeji-san WellI heard that what was confiscated from Shouko-chan was the wedding headdress she got from Sakamoto-kun at Kisaragi Highlands Ha? For some reason, even I asked back at these unexpected words. Wedding headdress. The wedding headdress shes talking aboutisnt that the thin piece of cloth covering the face when wearing the wedding gown. Is it that thing thats worn with the wedding gown when the brides about to be married? Speaking of Kisaragi Highlands, is it that thing from the wedding experience? Did Kirishima-san get the wedding certificate confiscated from her? Facing us with question marks above our heads, Himeji-san continued to explain. Shouko-chan once told me happily that Sakamoto-kun gave it to her after she got laughed at in public. It was a wedding headdress full of important memories. Ah, I remember that as well. She even looked happy when she mentioned that during our study meeting. That left a deep impression on me. So the headdress got confiscatedno wonder she looked so shocked. Standing beside us, Minami lowered her eyes in sympathy. Having heard the facts from Himeji-sans mouth, Yuuji and I cant say a single thing out. That was the only dream Kirishima-san harbored since young. It must have hurt her to hear so many people mock her like that. However, But then, I won''t laugh at your dream If Yuuji said such a thing, it will become the most important memory in her life. So I felt that it was too much when Sakamoto-kun said that the headdress was something worthless. Its no wonder that Kirishima-san would be so shocked after hearing those words, because Yuuji didnt care about that headdress at all. Yuuji said that I wont laugh at your dream, but his cruel words mocked Kirishima-sans dream. If its Shouko-chan, she should be able to get that headdress back if she explains to the teachers properly Himeji-san and Minami looked down in sympathy. The teachers wouldnt mock Kirishima-sans story. Everyone knows that, but even soshes afraid of the one in a million chance. My mind recalls the words Yuuji said. That thing. That useless trash. Ill throw it away. The dream she always kept so preciously just got mocked by Yuuji like that. Those words would be so cruel to Kirishima-san. Yuujiwhat have you done Though this is unrelated to me, even I cant help but think of covering my face and sigh. No wonder Himeji-sans standing on Kirishima-sans side. Sakamoto-kunthat was given to Shouko-chan by you. You didnt know what was confiscated? I really didnt know. Yuuji answered weakly and honestly. Anyway, Yuuji was mistaken. Kirishima-san thought that Yuuji knew what it was because Yuuji gave it to her. Thats why she couldnt accept that it was something worthless. Its only now that we all realized that we were thinking about different things. Nobody can be blamed as everyone was mistaken. But if theres any side worth feeling sympathy for, itll be Kirishima-san. Even though he didnt know what was going on, Yuuji did hurt her. Because of this, Yuuji showed such a shocked expression when he realized everything. Trying to wake up this guy that got lost in thoughts, I deliberately raised my voice to ask him, Alright, Yuuji, what do you intend to do? If this keeps up, we cant get back those confiscated items. If we lose this match, we wont be able to get back out confiscated items, either our treasured items or a certain persons memorabilia. What else can we dowe can only defend well and get points to win the match. But even so, he doesnt have a detailed plan. It seems that Yuujis mind is still unable to move. Even so, Yuuji, the next fourth batters that Ironman. We have to think of something or this innings not going to be easy. Having remained quiet up till now, Hideyoshi joined in the conversation. Like what Hideyoshi said, the next batting order is from Ironman onwards, and its his second time. If we use our tactic from before, the teachers will definitely score. Besides, we cant really expect the teachers to make any mistakes now. I glance at Yuuji. This time, that idiots trying to move his brain and think of a way to get through the next inning. --Thats the first time I ever saw him so serious ever since I knew him. Lacking the casual attitude he had up till now, Yuuji started to think of a plan. Really, since this guys showing such an expressionlooks like I should lend him a hand. Yuuji. What is it, Akihisa? Yuuji looked up. I stretch and point my finger and myself and Yuuji as I say, Switch positions. Eh? On hearing my words, everyone gave me a what is this guy thinking about look, but amongst them, Yuuji was the only one who realized the meaning behind that proposal. He looks straight into my eyes and asks, Can you do it? Yuujis words were more like confirmation than a question. Youre talking about that at this moment? Lets give it a shot. We cant lose this match, right? Yeah. On hearing me say that, Yuuji gave me a smirk. Whats going on, Akihisa? Its okay for Yuuji to be the pitcher, but who can be the catcher in our class? Are you talking about Himeji? Haha, Hideyoshi, what are you talking about? How can I let Himeji-san do such a tough job? The catcher has a lot of things to deal with. Its too cruel to let Himeji-san to carry out this role. If thats the case, who can catch Yuujis pitches? Yeah. In this situation, theres still one person who can catch the pitches. Its simple. If I dont want to be ejected from the game because I have no points left, I just need to catch every single pitch. In front of my body, right at the center of the glove. I just need to catch every single pitch without leaving any injuries on me. Its just that simple. And as for the only person with that level of controlthats me. Bring it, Yuuji. Ill catch every single pitches of yours! You said so, Akihisa. Dont regret because you said those words. Your summoned beasts going to fly if you dont catch my pitches. Its now the top half of the fourth inning. The match officially begins for us now. PLAY! The match began again. Yuujis the pitcher, and Im the catcher. Were facing the fourth batter Ironman. (Right down the middle. Im going to throw it straight.) (Got it.) I ready my glove at the position Yuuji designated through eye contact. The first ball is going to be a pitch right down the middle. Thats one daring path for someone stepping up for the first time. Yuujis summoned beast gets ready to pitch and throws the first ball with a powerful force. PAM! The glove let out a crisp sound, and my arms and shoulders feel the transfer of the recoil. It hurts! That bastard pitched at me with such force! F Class, Sakamoto Yuuji, English Writing, 281 points Vs F Class, Yoshii Akihisa, English Writing, 75 points I caught the ball from the front, but I still got damaged. Seems like I have to exert more force and catch the ball down the middle of the glove with a softer stance. Concentrate. I have to concentrate and catch every single pitch Yuuji throws to prevent any damage. STRIKE! The umpire hesitated for a while before making his decision. Ironman couldnt even react to Yuujis pitch. Thats to be expected, since after getting used to my weak pitches, even Ironmans eyes cant catch up to a fastball like that. Nice pitch. Of course. I threw the ball back at Yuuji and quipped a praise at him. I then see Yuuji smirk. Really, this guys not cute at all even when I gave him a rare praise. (Right down the middle. Straight. Im going to pitch now.) On catching the ball, Yuuji gave me that signal through eye contact. This bastardhes going to pitch without resting? I frantically readied my glove. Yuuji caught the ball, and without giving the normal hand signals, he suddenly widened his arm and pitched at me. The ball went down the path just now and flew over in the blink of an eye. The impact was transferred to my body again. SSTRIKE! I threw the ball back at Yuuji and warned him with my eyes, (That was dangerous! What will happen if I couldnt catch it!) I managed to catch it, but that pitch just now was really dangerous. If I wasnt careful, my summoned beast may end up on the casualty list, and maybe it cant fight on. But, that Yuuji, (Stop yapping. Didnt you say that you would catch every pitch I throw?) Yuuji responded like that with his eyes. That bastard! He sure can talk! My scores quite far off from Yuuji, but my control of the summoned beasts definitely better! Just wait and see! Maybe my thoughts reached Yuuji, as he pinched the ball without waiting for me to answer. The ballpath this time issince its this guy, I can tell without looking. Alright, senseis. Im sorry for being so stubbornbecause a lot of things happened today. Yuujis summoned beast pitched the third ball. The next moment, the ball flew straight forcefully with blazing speed and ended up right in the middle of my glove. I managed to catch it well, but the impact numbed my arms. STRIKE THREE, BATTER OUT! With that, its three balls and three strikes, and we managed to get the first out. From now on, youre not going to get another point off us! This is our real ability when we fight, and what that means is that the teachers arent going to hit the ball anymore! Volume 7, The Eighth Question Volume 7, The Eighth Question Please read the following passage and choose the wrong conclusion from the brackets. Jim and Della were a young couple. Even though they''re poor, they still loved each other. Jim had a gift with him. It''s the golden watch that''s passed down from his family. And Della''s treasure was the beautiful hair of hers. Christmas was about to arrive, and Della wanted to buy a gift for her beloved husband. She cut off her beautiful hair willingly and sold it to the wig shop. She used the money she earned from the sale to buy a platinum locket for Jim to hang on his golden watch. When Jim returned back home, he saw Della with her hair cut offhe wasn''t angry, shocked, unhappy nor afraid, but felt complicated as the gift he bought for Della was that beautiful hair-comb Della always wanted. (1) Because Della couldn''t use the item he bought for her. (2) Because he felt happy about understanding Della''s feelings for him. (3) Because the originally beautiful Della looked ugly now that her hair was cut, and Jim felt that it was a pity. (4) Because Jim already sold the golden watch, and the gift Della bought for him couldn''t be used anymore. Kirishima Shouko''s answer: (3) Teacher''s comment That''s correct. This is a famous story about Christmas. The gifts both husband and wife got for each other couldn''t be used, but they understood each other''s feelings for each other. It''s a heartwarming story, and sensei hope that the students can have their own wonderful families in the future. Kudou Aiko''s answer (3) *Short hair''s rather cute too! Teacher''s comment The answer''s correct, but sensei feels that your understanding seem to be a little off. Either way, the question stated to ''note the wrong conclusion'', so (3) is the correct answer. Sugawa Ryo''s answer (Ku)risumasu'' (Christmas) supposed to be the celebration of Jesus Christ''s birth. THIS STORY IS DAMN WRONG FOR HAVING MAN AND WOMAN EXCHANGE IN SOME SICKLY AND ICKY SWEET EMOTIONAL EXCHANGE!! Teacher''s comment There''s no such thing as option (Ku). ALRIGHT EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! WE HAVE ONLY TWO CHANCES TO COUNTERATTACK! WE HAVE TO GET THE POINTS AND OUR TREASURES BACK! OOOHHHHH!!! WE MAY LOSE TO THEM IN SCORES, BUT OUR ATHLETIC ABILITIES DEFINITELY WONT LOSE! WE MUST LET THEM SEE THE ABILITY OF US YOUTH! OOOHHHHH!!! WERE GOING ALL OUT FROM NOW ON! SOPLEASE ASSIST ME A MUCH AS YOU CAN! WERE GOING TO GET OUR TREASURES BACK! OUR MOTTO IS GET BACK ERO-BOOK!!! TIME TO COUNTERATTACK! LETS DO IT, GUYS!! LEAVE IT TO US!!! As Yuuji rallied everyone like usual, everyone got pumped. That Yuuji finally did what he had to do. Seems like hes finally ready to bring on his real ability. KONDOU, YOKOMIZO, HIDEYOSHI! Yuuji called out the first, second and third batter, and the three people that were called out walked to Yuuji in unison. Its time to carry out the plan. You guys know that we cant win if we keep this up. Even if we managed to get a base on balls or hit by pitch, its unlikely that well get any points from them. We managed to defend quite well just now, but our offense is rather pitiful. Yuujis right. Even if we manage to get on base somehow, we cant guarantee that we will be able to get any points from them. So right now, we can only bank everything on this plan. I want you people to drag the time on as much as you can. Mn, I got it. For our Erofor the sake of our reference books, I will think of something no longer how much time I have to drag on. But we cant fail this time. All 3 of them nod their heads and agreed to take part in this operation. Its a rare chance for them to step up, so of course they wish to have an outstanding performance, so they agreed to the delaying tactic. Every time this happens, I always feel that theyre members of class F. Ero book, ero boo, ero book Pillow, swimsuit photo, bathroom curtain Theyre really members of F class PLAY! The batter will try to delay the game without breaking the rules as each of them entered the batters bunting position. It seems like he wants to get a foul ball to waste more time. Are you ready, Yuuji? Of course. I already gave instructions to those guys. Now we just need to wait for the time to arrive. Is that so? Then we can only pray for the three of them to delay time as much as possible. Yeah. I exchanged words with Yuuji as I prayed earnestly inside while looking at the situation on the field. Our opponents are the teachers. I dont even know whether we can even delay some time. STRIKE! BATTER OUT! Ku! After recovering, I found that Kondou-kun was forced into a tight spot. Even after hanging on for so long, he finally took 3 strikes. The next batter Yokomizo-kun went all out to fight, but the opponent landed some perfect fastballs in some nice locations, and he got struck out as well. Hideyoshis the only batter left in this inning. But, our chancestill hasnt arrived yet. It guess its about time Just a little bit. Itll begin in just a while. Do your best, Hideyoshi FOUL BALL! Just when we were discussing this, the match continued. Hideyoshi continued to swung the bat to try and hit the fastball the teacher pitched. Right now, the time on the school wall is 2.28pm. it feels like time just went by so slowly because theres no second hand. Damn it. If only that teacher pitched 4 balls Based on that teachers personality, I think hell pitch rather carefully. The pitcher for this inning is the English Writing teacher Yamada-sensei. Though the pitches he threw werent so fast that we couldnt react, his control is rather good. Looking at this, I dont think we can expect a 4 balls walk. Cant we hit it out? Well, we cant possibly hit it far. Besides, the shortstop and second baseman are that Terai and Ooshima. One is Terai-sensei whos young and played baseball before, and the other is the health and physical education teacher Ooshima-sensei. We cant possibly beat them with our abilities even if we do our best. Besides, the opponent cant possibly throw four balls, so we can only pray for Hideyoshi to do his best and hang on FOUL BALL! I dont know how many foul balls has it been now, and right now, Its 1 ball and 2 strikes. While the opponent can throw a ball, we cant allow any mistakes here. However, with the teacher throwing that many pitches, Hideyoshis concentration should be at his limit. Not yet, not yet Hang in there, please, Hideyoshi I can feel these anxious emotions climbing up our backs, but as we are only watching the match, the only thing we can do is to pray. KLANG! FOUL! Every time the ball was pitched, cold sweat would break out of my back. Looking at how things stand now, it wont be weird for Hideyoshi to be out at this point. The palm of my tightly clenched fist is filled with sweat as I bend my upper body on the bench, earnestly waiting for the time to arrive fast. Its here. Suddenly, Muttsurini muttered. Uu!! Yuuji felt jumpy and turned around, looking at the loudspeaker hanging on the school building. Zzuzu Some static could be heard from the loudspeaker as the sharp sounds reached our ears. IS IT HERE? Yuuji shouted out in excitement. The next second, the audio broadcast could be heard throughout the entire sports arena. Right now, there will be a borrowing race in the center sports hall. All participants, please head to the designated area ITS HERE!!! Everyone cried out in unison. After that, Hideyoshi was thrown out and finally ruled to be out. Now, itll be a switchover, but even sowe achieved our objective! Yare yarelooks like I managed to succeed. Ahh! Hideyoshi! Nice going! Nice job too, Kondou and Yokomizo! Patting Hideyoshis shoulder as he returned to the bench, Yuuji looked extremely happy. We were waiting for this moment! Eh? Whats wrong with them? We got 3 outs on them, yet they look so happy. Uu, who knows. Those guys must be planning something. Several teachers feel amazed by our reaction. Its true that our attack ended, but this is a trap for our next inning. We focused on the last inning, and we have to use that inning to get our final victory! Yoshii, Sakamoto. I dont know what youre happy about, but hurry up and get on field to defend! Ironman walked to our noisy bench and prompted us to hurry up and get ready. We know, but just wait. ? Wait for what? Youll see. I think theyll be here soon. I smiled to Ironman who doesnt understand anything and looked around. As expected, a few people are running over to us. Theyre here! Our class F classmates! What are those guys doing? Why are they rushing so fast Ironman stared at the 3 students who came running here and cant help but have a question mark above his head. At this moment, those students shouted at the supervising teachers who are on the baseball field. Endou-sensei! Were having a borrowing race! Sorry, but please come along with us! Eh? But I have to be in charge of the match here! Just come along with us! But Its useless to talk further! An ordinary events much more important than the baseball tournament! u? I can see several teachers widening their eyes in shock. Thats right, this event was planned beforehand. This baseball matchs just used as a good chance to get along, and the other events are of priority. Ah, wellsorry senseis. I have to go first. Hurry up, sensei! The teacher in charge of supervision in this match, Endou-sensei, got dragged by the hand. This cant be helped. The teachers on the bench will have to Funakoshi-sensei! Please come along with us! Takenaka-sensei, please! The other two teachers on the bench were called up, and the ones who called them were our F class members as well. With that, the teachers have no more additional help. Sakamoto, thats your plan, right? Well, what do you think? Stop messing around. Werent the people who came over all F class people? Haha, thats a coincidence, right? Of course its not. After knowing the lineup of the teachers, Yuuji already requested our classmates to borrow a few teachers away. I guess the paper they drew should be something completely different from what they needed to borrow. Ironman, theres no other teachers left now, you know. Cant be helped. Ill just have to ask the teachers in the previous few innings. Thatll be against the rules. The rules were already decided that the same subject cant be used twice. Didnt you forget? Then what do you want me to do? Theres no more teachers who can act as supervisor, and we cant use any teachers whove supervised the previous few subjects. Are you planning on making us compete with 8 players? Ironmans sharp eyes brush past our faces. He must have thought that we will use this to render the match useless. No no, wholl do such a bothersome thing? Besides, we wont get any benefit if thats the case. INishimura-sensei, there are other subjects that can be used to decide this, isnt it? What are you saying, Yoshii. The teachers who were able to supervise were taken away. No. What I mean is that even if the supervising teachers were taken away, theres another subject that can allow us to continue playing. This is the plan Yuuji thought of in the beginning. Using the sports meet exchange matchs programmed rules to let us continue this match, a way for us to win. For the 5th inning, well use physical educationwell win with our real ability! Were not deciding this through marks, but using our own bodies. Physical education is able another subject the students need to learn. Well use this real baseball match to thoroughly crush the teachers. Alright, everyone. Put on your gloves! The 5th innings not going to be easy! Yuuji stretched his arm out and pointed at the gloves we borrowed from the baseball club beforehand. Thus, its now the final inning. This is the only teachers-vs-students exchange match, and it will now begin for real. ALRIGHT! TIME TO BRING OUR ALL TO THE FIELD! UOOHHHH!!! Again, Im the pitcher now, and Yuuji returned back to being the catcher. Our opponent this time is the seventh batter Hasegawa-sensei whos on for the second time. I was really scared until a while back, but at this moment, I dont feel afraid at all. (Outside corner, high, curve.) I pitch the ball according to Yuujis direction. Although my pitching abilitys only at recreational level, but its enough to deal with the teachers who arent athletic enough! Uu STRIKE! Hasegawa-sensei just stood there blankly as the ball just flew into the catchers glove. With that, we managed to take the lead in the ballcount. (Keep low. Straight.) Nodding my head slightly, I pitched it down and middle. Now, Ive already forced Hasegawa-sensei into a tight corner. (Inside corner. Low. Slow ball.) This is a feisty ball from Yuuji. I smirk slightly and pitch a slow ball as according to his instruction. Oh, oh my. Completely missing the timing of the slow ball, Hasegawa-sensei bent low but missed the swing. STRIKEOUT! We dealt with one. Now the next batters Ujiie-sensei, and after that, its Yamada-sensei. Yuuji and I mixed slow balls and changeups to mess around the opponents batting. This unkind mix dealt with Ujiie-sensei and Yamada-sensei well. BATTER OUT! CHANGE! The umpire called for a change over. Good thing we werent facing Ironman or Ooshima-sensei. Yeah. I returned back to the rest area and exchanged a few words with Hideyoshi nearby. Good thing we werent facing Ironman or Ooshima-sensei. In a real match, those two will definitely be the people we need to watch out for. Actually, I really wished that we could borrow them in the borrowing race. Lets not talk about the kind Endou-sensei. It wont be that easy to borrow Ironman and Ooshima-sensei. Hideyoshis right. Those two wont let us drag them away so easily. Maybe they might even ask to see the content of the paper. If that happened, our lies will be seen through. We would end up revealing the content of the papers if we asked too much, and thatll be adding insult to injury. So we have to play just a little risk. It seems that Ironman and Ooshima-sensei still dont trust us. After doing so many stupid things, its no wonder they wont believe us. We returned to the bench while talking. After the outfielders all returned, Yuuji looked around at everyone and finally spoke up, Alrightnow, its our last chance to attack. Right now, the scores 0-1. Its now the bottom half of the last inning. This is our last attack. Its not enough to get a point. Well lose if we cant get a turnaround in this inning. We dont have a chance of winning in extra innings. If we get into extra innings, the teachers who were taken away for the borrowing race will come back. At that time, well go back to deciding this match using scores. At that point, our chances of winning will become zero. This inning is the time when we have to show off our real ability. No matter what, we have to get 2 points. LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS! WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO WIN THIS MATCH!!! OOHHHH!!! Our morales really strong, so strong that we can see the light of victory. Now, we can only progress on. However, at this moment If thats the case, can I switch out with Tsuchiya? Eh? As the first batter of this inning, Minami suddenly made this request. Switch out? What does she want to do? Whats wrong, Minami? Dont you have any confidence? Mn, one reason is that I dont have the confidence. Either way, I cant possibly play baseball as well as guys. A girls physical abilities cant match a guy, and Im not so experienced with baseball after all. I seegirls dont really get involved in baseball often. As compared to us who often skip class to play baseball, Minamis experience with baseball is really minimal. However, I dont think she would lose to anyone of us in terms of athletic ability So I want to switch with Tsuchiya. Tsuchiya would definitely perform better than me. And besides Besides? Besides, in moments like this, a guy showing his best in baseball looks really cool, doesnt he? While saying that, Minami smiled happily. Minami really looked cute for saying this. Though she did all sorts of terrifying things in front of us, but maybe she has the heart of a girl more than anyone. That idea suddenly popped up in me. Im going. Muttsurini picked the bat up and walked towards home plate. After indicating to the umpire that he wanted to exchange places with Minami, he entered the batters box. PLAY! The umpire called for the bottom half of the 5th inning to begin. The batters Muttsurini, and the pitcher were going up against is the P.E. teacher Ooshima-sensei. Ironmans the catcherseems like theyre wary of us making a close play. Well, we were the ones who said that we wanted to take revenge. Most likely, theyre afraid that once we hit the ball, the baserunner running to first base will collide with the catcher. If Ironmans the one blocking main base, well be blocked by him or even sent flying away no matter how hard we ram in. We have no chance of winning if we ram into the catcher. Ooshima-sensei pitched the first ball rather forcefully as the arm swung down. The ball zipped through the wind and flew into the glove. uu (PANK!) STRIKE! Muttsurini swung the bat below the ball and missed. If he swung it below the ball, it means that the opponents pitch was a lot faster than he thought. As expected of Ooshima-sensei. Hes really a P.E teacher. (su) Muttsurini readied his bat again. Ooshima-sensei and Ironman spent some time with the signal, and the second pitch was thrown. This pitch seems to be flying at a fastball speed, but it glided sideways at the last second. Is thata slider!? Its just a teachers-vs-students exchange match. What sort of ball was he pitching! Thats not like what a mature adult would do! STRIKE! Muttsurini missed the second swing. Now, its two strikes, and hes trapped now. Nice pitching, Ooshima-sensei. Ironman threw the ball back at Ooshima-sensei as he said that. Right now, Muttsurinis staring at Ooshima-senseis wrist as he gets ready to bat. Ooshima-sensei pitched a curveball this time. Will Muttsurini be struck out? BALL! The umpire decided that this was a ball. Looking at where Ironman was putting his glove at, I thought it would be a strike againit seems like Ooshima-senseis control isnt that good. Ooshima-sensei swung his arm and pitched the fourth ball. This ballwill he hit it!? GO! The ball flew by the pitcher and rolled to third base. Hasegawa-senseis guarding third base, and I never heard that hes athletic. There should be no problems. Oh, oh my. After picking up the ball, Hasegawa-sensei hurriedly threw to first base, but Muttsurini already passed first base before the ball even reached there. SAFE! WOOOOOHHHH!! Nice! Now we have the tying run on base. Now, its no man out, one man on first base, and the next batter is ILL FOLLOW TSUCHIYA AND GET ON BASE! The leader of the FFFSugawa-kun. Sugawa-kun grabbed the bat with swagger and waits for the ball. Ooshima-sensei pitched a straight fastball at Sugawa-kun. Gu! STRIKE! Sugawa-kun just stood there with wide eyes. He probably never expected Ooshima-senseis pitch to be that amazing. Ooshima-sensei then pitched a few more fastballs, and Sugawa-kun missed. After going off, Fukumura-kun went past him and entered the batters box. That was fast. Watch out there. Mn, I got it. Having returned to the bench, Sugawa-kun reminded me. I have never seen Sugawa-kun look so serious, even though it was for the ero-books. Ku! Fukumura-kun swung the bat, and the ball rolled up to the front of the pitcher. It seems like his swing lost to the power of the pitch. Ooshima-sensei quickly picked the ball up, checked the condition at second base, and saw that the agile Muttsurini was about to reach second base with several centimeters left. Giving up on second base, Ooshima-sensei then coolly passed to first base to throw Fukumura-kun off. Right now, its 2 men out with the runner on second base. Finally, its time for the next batter, and I stepped up. Aki. The timings really great. Youll be the hero if you can knock that out! Well, please do your best, Akihisa-kun! Ill be cheering for you here! The two girls in our class cheered for me energetically. Of course, Im really happy that they would encourage me, and I hope to perform well now. However Thanks. I dont know if I can live up to your expectations, but Ill do my best. Anyway, I can only answer like this, and I turn around and head to the batters box. So youre the batter, Yoshii. Seems like things just got interesting. The catcher Ironman said that to me as I entered the batters box. Yeah. I feel that this is really interesting. Yup. If I can get a base hit, well catch up, and Ill be the hero of our class. Those girls just cheered for you, right? I know that you want to hit it outbut as a teacher, I have a pride that wont allow me to lose. I wont let you hit it out like that. I never expected you to give me any leeway anyway. I answered Ironman and raised the bat. Ooshima-sensei already got ready to pitch the ball. After that, the pitch from Ooshima-sensei flew by me and landed directly into Ironmans glove. BALL! The first ball was a ball. It didnt land into the strikezone well. Maybe hes wary of me. I thought that you would swing at the first pitch. Because you thought that I would try to act cool in front of the girls? Mn, you can say that. Ironman pitched the ball back to Ooshima-sensei. I twist my neck lightly and stamp on the ground below me lightly to flatten the red dirt ground lightly and hold the bat in my hand tightly. Ooshima-sensei checked that Muttsurinis still at second base, and then pitched the ball at me. Its a fastball this time, low at the strikezone. STRIKE! I silently let this ball fly past. Seeing me like this, Ironman seem to feel that somethings not right. It seems like hes thinking that Im thinking something bad again. After checking Ironmans signal and the position of the glove, Ooshima-sensei threw the third pitch. BALL! Facing the third pitch, I still had no intention of swinging the bat. This time, the ball felt like it was outside the strikezone. It seems like theyre becoming more wary of me now. Whats wrong, Yoshii? Not going to hit? Yeah. Well, how should I put itI have a lot of ideas in my mind. I deliberately made such a taunting tone to make Ironman more wary of me. I dont know what Ironmans feeling now, but I can feel that Ironman just moved the glove slightly behind me. BALL! Another ball. Now its 3 balls and one strike. Right now, the opponent can only fight it out with me. Ironman adjusted the glove for the fifth pitch, and I silently grip the bat for Ooshima-senseis pitch. The ball went nicely down the middle to the strikezone. Unlike the four powerful pitches before, this pitch focuses on control instead. I dont think its a curveball, so its time to swing the bat. Facing this ball, I have confidence that I can hit this half the time. But STRIKE! I still didnt swing the bat. Though I am confident that I can hit the ball half the time, it means that I will miss half the time. Is that really alright, Yoshii? Dont you want to be the hero to tie this ball game? No, I do want to be the hero. Seeing that I let the ball slip by, Ironman looked really intrigued and couldnt help but say that to me. To him, it seems that I dont want to knock a base hit. Well, its no wonder he would think that way when I didnt hit that ball just now. As I hold the bat to a short position, the sixth pitch immediately came to me. Like the pitch just now, this pitch focused on control as it landed into a nice center position. At this moment, I cant let any ball pass by me. KLANG! I swing the bat to let out a nice crisp and light sound, and the ball rolled out of first base. FOUL! Right now, its 2 strikes and 3 balls. Are you waiting for a base on balls? Thats a passive way of thinking. Ah, no. I dont mean that Humph. Stop lying. From the way you swung the bat, even an idiot can tell what youre thinking. Having seen me swing the bat, Ironman muttered. Hes right, I am aiming for a base on balls. I intend to hit all the pitches into foul territory until the final ball comes. Its rare to have such a chance, and yet you want to waste it. Wellactually, I was thinking the same way KLANG! FOUL! The seventh pitch was a foul ball as well. Ooshima-sensei should be irritated by now? But since its a rare chance, I want to repay what I borrowed. Repay? What do you mean? KLANG! FOUL! Uuhow should I say it? Im really troubled. I bet everything on such an important match, yet I didnt accomplish anything before this thing ends. Hm? What are you saying? I can only wish that others can finish off this wish that I would never give up on. Should I be depressed, or angry, or is it an inexplicable feeling I have no idea what youre trying to say here. KLANG! FOUL! I hit the ball aside, and it grazed past the grass. I grip my bat again, and watch the opponent pitch the ball. I dont know how to express it, but anyway Anyway? What are you trying to say? The ball zipped past the outside corner. I didnt swing the bat this time, but casually answered Ironmans question. IM JUST UNHAPPY THAT IM NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER TODAY! BALL! BASE ON BALLS! Ooshima-senseis concentration was finally worn out by me and finally lost control. Now I can get onto first base. Speaking of which, sensei. Is that really alright? What? If you really want to fight it out with us, you would send me and Yuuji onto base, and focus on Himeji-san, right? Ironman faced off against me. If thats the case, he would be going up against Yuuji too. If the teachers wants to win this game without worry, they would focus on Himeji-san whos after that. On hearing me say this, Ironman remained silent, and suddenly burst out laughing. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOSHII!? LISTEN UP Ironman pointed at me and said it clearly to me. We teachers have to be role models for you students. If we cant face you all head on, what can we teach you! Now that he mentioned it, I cant say anything for a while. This teachers always giving us corporal punishment, so why didnt anyone sue him to the educational committee. At this moment, I seem to understand the reason. Our conversation came to an end. I turn around to look at the batter, Yuuji. Yuujis staring back at me. I paid you back for the test of courage, Yuuji. Stop joking around. Dont think you owe me just that. I passed my bat to Yuuji, who gripped it tight. Alright, now Im a runner at first base, and now I can only leave everything to Yuuji. Ill leave the rest to you then. Got it. Ill hit the ball out. I nod hard at his forceful reply and turn to walk towards first base. Our class F just needs to catch up by one point. Right now, its two men out and runners on first and second. If Yuuji can hit a long ball, we can win with a base hit, but if only one person returns to first base, well definitely lose in extra innings. This is an easy to understand situation. Right now, my bodys stiff straight due to the tension, and I can only stand at first base and watch the duel between the pitcher and batter. Once the ball gets hit, I have to run with all I got. If I can get to home plate, itll be our F class win. After Ooshima-sensei checked the runners at first and second, they got ready to pitch. The first pitch left Ooshima-senseis hand. STSTRIKE!! The signal of the strike rang throughout the entire arena. The way I see it, this ball was really fast. The fatigue of the full count off was still there, but Ooshima-sensei just pitched it as it were nothing. It was strong as ever, and no wonder Muttsurini was only about to hit a short ball. Ironman threw the ball back at Ooshima-sensei. Both of them decided on the next pitch, and Ooshima-sensei again got ready to pitch. BALL! This time, its a low ball. Yuuji didnt swing as he just let that fly by. Right now, its 1 ball 1 strike. Everyone can only swallow their saliva and wait for this crucial third pitch. Ooshima-sensei rested his right hand on his shirt and wipes off the sweat. Yuuji focuses his weight on the back foot, seemingly storing energy so that he can launch a hard one here. Ooshima-sensei tilted his body forward and forcefully swung the ball. That was a fastball that came right at the batter. Swinging the back foot thats acting as the center of gravity, Yuuji spins his body and swings the bat hard. --KLANG! The crisp sound echoed throughout the arena. u!! At that moment, Muttsurini and I used all our strength to sprint to the next base. The ball landed right in front of the center fielder, and the center fielder whos rather far out ran front to get that bouncing ball. Muttsurini, who was on second base, quickly stepped onto third base and ran to home. And I stepped onto second base and ran to third. I can feel the teacher in charge of center field picking up the ball. Ooshima-sensei! What entered my ears was the voice of a young teacher. Terai-sensei picked the ball up and quickly passed the ball to Ooshima-sensei whos in the middle. At that moment, Muttsurini stepped onto first base. Its now 1-1. Were even! The third base coach told me to stop. This instruction is correct. Besides, I wont make it if I continue to run. But even so YOSHII!! I stepped onto third base and continued running to home. Nows the time. I have to get onto home plate! I frantically try to run on the arena. Im almost there. Theres just 5 m left. At this moment, Ironman caught the ball from Ooshima-sensei. Hes blocking me as I continue to run to first base, spreading himself defensively to block me in a melee brawl. As we collide, if the ball dropped out from Ironmans glove, Ill win. However, Ironman will win if I get blocked completely. Uu! I grit my teeth and lowered my body as I get ready to crash in. Like me, Ironman immediately lowered his center of gravity to block me. At this moment, U! I tilt my body aside and spin around Ironman. Uu? Ku! Trying to block my impact and lowering his center of gravity, Ironman couldnt catch up to my unexpected action. As his body slowed down by half a step, I fall forward and reach my hand out to home plate. The dust scattered, and everyone present couldnt help but hold their breaths. And then, the umpire loudly declared the outcome of this game. SAFE!!! YYYYYYYYYEEEESSSSSSS!!! Everyone in F class jumped up from the bench and let out delighted cries. Nice going, Yoshii. Pa Pa. Ironman patted the dust of his shirt and said that to me. Because I thought that it could work? It could work? Even if I were the opponent? No, since Im going up against Nishimura-sensei, I felt that it could work. Didnt sensei tell me that? I impishly imitated Ironmans tone, We teachers have to be role models for you students. If we cant face you all head on, what can we teach you! As I understood Ironmans personality, I felt that it could work. Because hes one that will honestly block me head on, so I felt that this bypass plan could work. On hearing me explain that, Ironman couldnt help but widen his eyes, and then responds happily, I see. If thats the case, I have to change my attitude towards you next time. THE TEACHERS-VS-STUDENTS MATCH BETWEEN CLASS 2-F AND THE TEACHERS ENDED! FINAL SCORES 2-1. CLASS 2-F WIN! THANK YOU FOR THE MATCH!! Finally, the baseball tournament that belonged to us ended. Volume 7, The Final Question Volume 7, The Final Question Remember these baseball rules! Takahashi-sensei, I brought the research materials you wanted. Thank you, Himeji-san. No need for that. Anyway, Ill put the research materials here. The Dai-Nippon High School will catch up with just one point. The batter this time is Yamane, and his batting average up till now is Eh? Is that the broadcast of High School baseball? Yup. I dont really understand baseball well, so I thought of using the audio broadcast to increase my knowledge of baseball. Increase knowledge of baseball? Takahashi-sensei, youre really serious. I have to learn more about things I dont know. I guess so. I have to work harder Lets work hard together then. Ah, speaking of what I dont know, theres something I dont know if its related to baseball What is it? Sensei, do you know what the meaning of squeeze is? Before I came here, Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun were discussing about this, so Im somewhat puzzled. Even though I could check it No, its better to check things through before you forget. Its important to have this attitude when learning. Thank you for reminding me. Well, as for squeeze (Squeeze: The runner at third base works together with the batter. The batter will bunt to let the runner run back home to allow him to score.) Im not really surebut from the sound of itit should be similar to a school swimsuit. Ah, I see. So thats how it is. Thank you sensei. Dai-Nippon High decided to hit a squeeze at this moment, and that hit was beautiful. Thats right, number 7, Yamane Kensaburo-kun just hit a beautiful bunt to score. Sensei, do people have to wear swimsuits when play high school baseball? Maybe thats a custom when play in some hotter areas. Will the class representative of the overall winner, class 3-D please stand up? Yes. As the summoning tournament ended, the sports meet was ended with a class relay race. After that, it was the closing ceremony. We lined up at the sports hall in line and watch the winners go up the stage one by one. On a side note, our class managed to get 4th in level, and 13th overall. We were performing really well up till then, but we didnt get any points for the borrowing race. We can only perform well in this beside exams, so to us class F, this isnt something were happy about. Students-vs-teachers summoned beast baseball exchange game. The winning team is, class 2-F. (Now we can get back out precious!) (The principal promised it herself! Well get them back!) Though our overall ranking was bad, everyone whispered happily. The Ero-bono, the let me repeat that, the important reference books will be returned to us! How can we not be happy? And thatll be the end of Fumitzuki Gakuens sports meet. The winners of each event said a few words, and the principal ended her speech. Now, we managed to finish this sports meet. While the other classes are preparing to go home, our class immediately gathered around Ironman. Alright, now we can get our treasures back! MY DVD! MY PHOTO ALBUMS! MY PHOTO! MY BIBLE (ERO-BOOK)! MY TREASURES (ERO-BOOK)! MY REFERENCE BOOKS (ERO-BOOK)! Ironman could only sigh as we continued to create a ruckus. Well, a deals a deal. Ill return those confiscated items to you. YAY~ BANZAI~!!! Alright, write down your confiscated items and your name here. Ill sort them out in one or two days and return them back to you. YES~ !!! Our class would only answer obediently at this moment. Ironman passed a white piece of paper to us for us to write down our names and the confiscated items. I guess Yuuji will write a certain wedding item that doesnt match his gruff appearance at all and return it to Kirishima-san. Ero book ero book ero book ! Photo album photo album photo album ! Pillow pillow pillow! The muttering of desires can be heard. I dont really mind, but after seeing this group of classmate writing things like let the erotic onee-san *beep* you and then *beep**beep**beep* you , I had to wonder, how does the world view us? As we basked in the happy atmosphere, we started writing our names and our confiscated items on the paper. Ironman looked wry as he kept the whole pile of papers in a plastic bag and tucks it underneath his armpit. Alright. Those with the confiscated items on the paper, Ill send them over in the next few days through mail. Ironmans words made us unable to react for a while. Eh? Mail The recipient will be your parents or guardians. Everyone, wait till that package arrives. Mail? Guardian? Is, isnt that HAAAAAAA!!!? Would that mean that hell send my Ero-Books to my sister? WHA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS DEVIL! DEMON! IRONMAN!! You guys did well, and the overseas guests were satisfied. Even the principal was happy that she agreed to return them back to you. THATS NOT GOOD AT ALL! IF SHE WERE IN A GOOD MOOD, SHE WOULD SEND IT OVER TO US, RIGHT!? Also, the principal had a few words for you. The school will return the confiscated items to you, but whether those things are suitable for you, Ill let the guardians deal with that. THAT, THAT DAMNED OLD GRANNY!! DAMN IT, IF THATS THE CASE, SHE MIGHT AS WELL NOT RETURN THEM TO US! IF THOSE THINGS ARE GOING TO BE DISCOVERED, ILL GET A TANTRUM THROWN AT ME, AND MY THINGS WILL BE THROWN AWAY MERCILESSLY! THATS DOUBLE PUNISHMENT!! Hauthats really bad In this case, mommy will see my hug pillow Me too. What should I doif I tell that it wasnt a pillow but a little sandbag, maybe I can make it slip by San (third)? I seeMinami-chan, its your third time too Actually, if I get discovered now itll be my the third time as well Hold on, Mizuki. Dont drag me into your world! Himeji-san and Minami look really dejected. It seems that their confiscated things are something they dont want to show to their parents. Some kind of hug pillows, were it? Okay, end of Homeroom. Hurry up and go back, and dont go somewhere else to play. Ah. Because we could take back this decision, Ironman already turned to walk to the school building. Uuits oversince that happened EVERYONE! AT THIS POINT, WE CAN ONLY RAID THE STAFF ROOM!! WELL SAID, YOSHII! I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT! ME TOO! SEEMS LIKE WE THINK ALIKE! For our glorious tomorrow, we started planning our action. Thats how it is. Sakamoto-kun seemed to be mistaken. Mn, thank you for telling me that, Mizuki. No need to thank me. I didnt do anything. No, you really helped me out. Because Yuuji, he wouldnt listen to my explanation no matter what. Thats true. Sakamoto-kun really wont understand or find any excuses. Yuujis really useless at that. But he really thinks fast at other things. Thats so weird. Mn. But Shouko-chan. Sakamoto-kun would apologize to you even if he wont explain to you. At that moment Mn. Ill thank Yuu No, Im not talking about that. Shouko-chan, you must pretend that nothing happened. Hm? Why? Listen. Shouko-chan, you must pretend that nothing happened at that time Mn. Then, as proof of your apology, kiss him! Eh! ? Shouko-chan, whats wrong? Im alright. Im alright. I see. Well, you feel like a strategist Thats not true. Its normal to think this way. Then, Mizuki will find a chance to do that to Yoshii? Mizuki? No, we, wellI just naturally proposed that idea from a third persons view, but my mind will go blank once it happens on me, and I cant say anything Thats really like Mizuki. I, I dont really mind. Its really a rare chance right now. Shouko-chan, you must do your best! Mn. Ill do my best. Shouko-chanare you nervous? A little. Volume 7, Author’s Notes Volume 7, Authors Notes I really want to thank you for picking up this book. Im the author of this novel, Inoue Kenji. Unexpectedly, weve reached the ninth volume, and we managed to pile it up a bit. Its thanks to everyones that this baka story could continue. Although I say that all the time, I really like thank the readers for their continuous support. Unlike the last volume, this afterword is about 8 pages long, so I want to introduce some letters, mailcards and faxes the readers sent me. Actually, I really wanted to reply them all properly Alright, then, let me introduce the content of such letters. I love Muttsurini! Please make him Kudou-sans boyfriend! When will Aiko-chan and Muttsurini become girlfriend and boyfriend? Im a fan of Muttsurini! Since Aiko-chan said that she doesnt love Muttsurini, create a character similar like mine to go out with him! There are many similar letters, and some readers even sent in some cute illustrations. Im really happy, but I still cant let such new characters debut, so Im really sorry The readers who like Muttsurini seem to be divided into different groups. One wants him to be with Aiko, while the other group doesnt want Muttsurini to be with anyone. I understand. If thats the case, Ill take the middle ground and propose that Muttsurinis a girl. How does everyone feel about this? If thats the case, it wont be a question of whether he should be with anyone. Its a good idea that can solve all thisnonono, youre mistaken! Im not envious that Muttsurini attracted a bunch of girls. This is just to set up a common consensus between the readers. Its something I had to do! If you are still feeling doubtful, you can ask the leader of the FFF, Sugawa-kaichou. I think he will agree with me. Alright, enough with the jokes. Now, theres a lot of will A be together with B questions. Well, Im not really certain now. What kind of development will they have? One letter even had this Ill give the Toko-Natsu pair to Inoue-sensei, so just let Hideyoshi be my wife. Ive been a member of society for 6 years, and this is the first time I heard of such an unreasonable deal. Alright, next, itll be the next question. This would be a question everyone would ask me regardless of gender. What is Souuke? Inoue Kenji just met the biggest crisis of his life. This is reallytoo unprecedented! When I wrote please promise me never to ask the meaning of these words to your parents, I didnt think that it would cause me to be in such a predicament But thats right. Since you dont know, and you were forbidden from asking, you can only ask the person who wrote this Mn, if I have to explain itwell, how should I pit it? If I have to put it, dont they have a litmus paper test in science? A fluids nature is different, causing it to change colors. Using that example, itll be that the other pieces of paper will change color according to the fluid, but it would always change into the same coloreh? Whats that? Is it Gods punishment on me? Kami-samafrom tomorrow onwards, Ill live a proper life. Please forgive me This question is like asking where do babies come from. Besides, youll know when its time, so everyone, please forget about this like good kids. Okay? Alright, on to the next kind of letters. These are letters from readers who are aspiring to be novelists asking me questions. How do you think of such brilliant answers in the tests? How do you come up with a story like Baka Test? When would you think of such funny answers in the tests? There are many more like this, and also the way I plan out the story. I guess this should differ according to person, but to me, I included a lot of personal experience. Like for example, something happened while I was dealing with a shipment from overseas. As the meeting went halfway through, my superior started indicating all sorts of problems with regards to the foreign designs. Of course, all the prepared materials were in English, so everyone paid attention to the superior. At this moment, the briefing included a part of my designing. So my superior turned to me and asked me. Superior: Inoue, did someone include the next design plan as response to this? My superior was talking about a investigation report on a foreign market that was written completely in English. I wasnt ready yet, so I got really anxious when I was called. But if I stood up to answer hurriedly, my superior wouldnt believe me. To prevent that from happening, I then got up hurriedly from my chair and looked through the information in my hand to answer my superiors question. Me: (I dont understand whats on the paper other than this no matter how many times I read it) Because of that personal experience, I wrote a do you only know how to translate the word this? in the test question. In this world, some things are useful to oneself, so readers, please dont waste your personal experience and experience more about life. On a side note, as for the predicament just now, I frantically searched through the report, and managed to roughly explain the data and layout to my superior. Well, I managed to get through. My sempai told me that the most important part about designing is to fulfill my talent as much as I can. Sempai, I managed to get through this, but I feel that its going to hit me hard one of these days. Dear readers, please dont be like this Inoue-sama, and study your English well. Of course, there were many more personal experiences based on me, but love, summoned beast system, cross dressing and homosexuality were all my creation. Especially the last two points, Ill be really pitiful if those last two points happened to me Well well, theres now very few pages left. Actually, I still have lots of letters I want to share with everyone, but Ill just leave it till next time. To the readers who wrote to me, I really want to thank you. From now on, Im going to talk about parts that are relevant to the story. To the readers who havent read the book yet, well say goodbye here. I just mentioned about the way Baka Test was written. As for the part when the hidden ball was used. Hideyoshis declaration that he wanted to take a bath, it was just based on a little moment when me and my friend were paying baseball. Of course, it was like a motivation tactic as we just said things like I really want to bath yeah that kind of thing. If I remember correctly, on one occasion, we seemed to mix in a hidden ball=I want to bath phrase, but what will happen if it happens to others? Would we be seriously bathing? Basically, not many people would come up with a hidden ball tactic. As for the ball distribution and tactics, Ill be really ashamed if the readers look into it too seriously. Please just close an eye with regards to this. Lets not talk about the baseball rules, I already got a few mistakes in the baka test questionsso Im really sorry for this Mn, and now for the thanks. To Haga-sensei, whos in charge of illustrations. My heart just danced when I took a peek at the cover illustration. Mizukis really too cute! As expected of the first (?) heroine in this story! The last one with Mizuki and Shouko talking together was really nice. I love it! And that picture when they forced Akihisa to go ahh- (laughs). Im really grateful that you would work hard to create such cute and cool pictures. K-sama and N-sama, whore in charge of editing, Im sorry for stubbornly asking for many details in the the rices the culprit part. I guess there will be a few word and visual puns to express the humor, so please bear with me. As for the deadline to finish the script, I will abide by the timing as much as I can. And I also like to thank the people involved in the making of the anime. Its thanks to everyone that the world of Baka Test became even wider. Im really grateful that you could think of so many interesting plots that I couldnt think of. This allowed me to have a chance to learn about a world I dont know about. Its really interesting. And most importantly, I want to thank the readers. Baka Test has now published 9 volumes, and Im really happy to be able to walk down this path with all of you. I dont know how this story will continue to develop, but I hope that everyone will continue to accompany me in this story. Im really sorry for being unable to reply to the letters, postcards and e-mails, but I did read every single one of them thoroughly. These are my main source of energy. Thank you, everyone, for supporting me all this time. Ill continue to work hard from today onwards! And now, a preview to the next volume. I think the next volume will be a short story. The content would be strip poker with mens pride on the line and the same old yami hotpot those guys send over and more. However, these are just estimations. Maybe there will be more changesif therere really changes, Ill like to say that Im sorry here. I think the next volume will reach the readers hands pretty soon, at least thats what I hope, so please continue to follow this story. I look forward to seeing all of you on the next stage of Baka Test Volume 7.5, Our Song by Yoshii Akihisa Volume 7.5, Our Song by Yoshii Akihisa Let''s buy a sky-blue pen. And treat everyday as an anniversary. Draw a round circle on the calendar, and add another memory to us. There''s no need to bother about the reason. We''re living now, Just this fact would make this day irreplaceable, a day worth remembering. The blue rings drawn on the calendar are, The days called ''Survive a Near-Death Experience day''. Author: Yoshii Akihisa. Volume 7.5, Me and Doubt and a Mans Pride Volume 7.5, Me and Doubt and a Man''s Pride Akihisa-kun, if I win the next round, can you please put on this girl''s outfit? Ahaha, you really like to joke around, Himeji-san. Akihisa-kun, if I win the next round, can you please put on this girl''s outfit? Ahaha, your joke''s quite good, Himeji-san. Akihisa-kun, if I win the next round, can you please put on this girl''s outfit? Ahaha, really, Himeji-san, you really like to joke around. Is that it? That should be a joke, right? Akihisa-kun, if I win the next round, can you please put on this girl''s outfit? HIMEJI-SAN! I BEG OF YOU, HURRY UP AND TELL ME THAT WAS A JOKE! Yuuji, I''ll make you take off your pants when you lose next time. Shouko! Don''t think you can beat me every timeyou''re the one stripping next! As we hold our cards in one hand, the atmosphere around us felt abnormally tense. Oi, Yuujihow did it end up like this? How would I know Right now, Yuuji and I could only look up and sigh. --Everything started from something trivial. Everyone, since we''re free, want to play doubt? As the teachers had to organize a staff meeting, lessons ended earlier today, so I took out my poker cards and asked Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini. Doubt? Are you talking about poker? Yeah. I nodded at Yuuji. It''s not as well-known as old maid or sevens, but ''doubt'' can be said to be a rather well-known poker card game, so quite a few people should know it. What''s the matter, Akihisa? Did you have a lot of money recently? Sort of. There hadn''t been any new games released that I had to buy recently. The reason why Yuuji asked me whether I was well-off was simple, and to be honest, this wasn''t something worth showing off, but we do bet when we play poker games. A loser who lost once had to treat everyone juice, 3 times would be Gyudon, and a hamburger set after 5 losses. The level of treat would continue to increase with the number of games. I was thoroughly beaten the last time, so I had to treat them hamburger sets. This time, I have to win. I don''t mind. The drama club had no practice today. I can play with you guys. Count me in too. How can I let you go off with free money without squeezing you dry? Seems like they never thought that they would lose anyway as they accepted my proposal without thinking. They must be waiting to see me lose terribly like the last time right? Damn it, I''ll make your smiles become crying faces of despair! Then it''s decided. Rules are as per normal, right? After everyone nodded their heads in agreement, I started to shuffle and distribute the cards. Now, let me explain the rules of doubt first. 1.When the first person (to us, the one who got Ace of spades) shout ''A'', he has to put the card face down (it doesn''t matter whether it''s Ace or not). 2.Then, we continue to call ''2'', ''3'', ''4'' to ''Jack'' Queen'' ''King'' as we throw out cards (for example, if the order is meYuujiMuttsurniniHideyoshi, I''ll call ''Ace'', Yuuji will call ''2'', Muttsurini will call ''3'', and Hideyoshi will be ''4''. Everyone will throw the number of the card they have, and after ''King'' is called, we''ll start from ''Ace'' again). 3.The number that was called need not be the same as the card that was thrown to the center, but if someone called ''doubt'' and the card did not match the number, the one doubting had to keep all the cards back. 4.On the other hand, if someone called doubt and the card was the same as the number given, the one who called ''doubt'' would have to take back all the cards. 5.Amongst the participants, if one player has only 2 cards left, the game would be over. At this point, everyone would see how many cards the remaining players have to decide the loser. That''s basically the gist of it. Normally, the rules of doubt state that we have to play until someone doesnt have any cards left, but well end up playing on non-stop, so we came up with special rules. Once someone has 3 cards left, the person will win if one of the remaining cards is one that he needs to call. Even if he lies, hes the winner of this game of doubt if hes not caught. Oh, Ill start first then, Ace! Yuuji threw a card face down at the middle. That must be the Ace of spades, right? Ill throw 2 then. Then, Hideyoshi threw his card out. There are only 4 cards with the same number. If I have four 2s in my hand, I can tell that Hideyoshis lyingbut my hand has a 2, so its not enough proof to call doubt. 3. Muttsurini threw his card down, and its finally my turn. I need to call 4, uutoo bad I dont have a 4 in my hand. Oh well, I guess it should be alright. They cant possibly call doubt on me so early now, so I just need to slip a card through. Since I have three 10s in my hand, Ill just use one. 4. DOUBT!!! I took back the 4 cards immediately. Uuhumph! Thats part of the plan, no problems at all. Really, your expression cant fool anyone. Yeah, Akihisas its okay to bluff since its just the beginning attitude was really obvious. Youre really not suited to playing poker. Damn it, you guys just had to say it. Its alright though. The games just beginning, and I only took 4 cards. Theres still time for a turnaround. No problems. Im different from you guys. I wont show my cards foolishly like that right at the beginning. Youll suffer in the end anyway. I gathered the 4 cards and added them to my hand. The cards I got were, 6, 9, Jack. You guysnone of you! Nobody was honest at all! At least there was no need to bluff for the first Ace. Stop yapping, Akihisa. Hurry up and put your card down. Humph, I know that without you telling me, liar Yuuji. As I interrupted the game when I called 4, I have to start now. In this situation, the person starting the game can call whatever number he likes. If thats the casesince I have two 5s, lets start from 5 then. My turn, 5. 6. 7 then. 8. The game continued smoothly. Nobody called doubt on me when I called 9 and threw Jack. As the game progressed, the cards started to accumulate, and the pressure that came was even greater. Also, as of now, Me: 13 cards, Yuuji: 9 cards, Hideyoshi: 9 cards, Muttsurini: 10 cards, center: 11 cards. At this point, if someones lie was seen through, he has to take 11 cards, and if someone failed in calling doubt, he will take 11 cards too. This made us unable to take action simply. 3. After I called King, Yuuji called Ace, Hideyoshi called 2, and Muttsurini silently threw 3. Now, its my turn to call 4this is bad. I didnt expect this round to last this long. Now I have to call 4 when I dont even have onenn? ? Whats wrong, Akihisa? No, its nothing. Looking closely at my hands, I do have a 4 after all. Maybe its because I didnt see it since there were too many cards stuck between. How lucky. Here, 4. Muu Hideyoshi flinched, and the mouth that was slightly opened shut itself again. It seems that he didnt intend on calling doubt. Even though he may be thinking that I was lying, my movements werent unnatural at all, so he wouldnt dare to take action so quickly. Hideyoshi can really observe the changes in other peoples expressions. Akihisa, doubt. At this moment, Yuuji, who was beside me, called doubt. Under different situations, this guys relies more on logic than instincts. Maybe he felt that I didnt have a 4 in my hand because I was caught just now. Fufu, you big idiot! PRESENT FOR YOU! WA! NO WAY! Yuuji reached out and opened the top most card that was face down. Theres nothing to say, that was a real 4 of diamonds. Now Yuuji has to take more than 10 cards now. Damn it, this guys an idiot and yet he could still come up with tricks like that. Looks like you were setting bait at the first round, right? Yuuji murmured and kept the cards in the center. Now, the number of cards in our hands changed. Me: 12 cards, Yuuji: 22 cards, Hideyoshi: 9 cards, Muttsurini, 9 cards. Center: none. Right now, the situation is like this. Lets talk about something rather useless. After the game ended, Yuuji told me that he already had three 4s in his hand, so once I bluffed in the beginning, he deduced that I didnt have any 4 in my hand. As for the others, even if they had a 4 in their hands, he couldnt take too much risk, so he would call doubt when I threw the card. Nice going, Akihisa. You nearly fooled me too. Youve grown. Right now, how can I say that I didnt notice the 4 in my hand in the first place. Either way, I dont want to be the loser. Im broke this month. 10! Im on a tight budget too. I definitely cant lose to you guys. Jack. Queen. Muttsurini stealthily threw his card out. Muttsurini, doubt. Damn it. On hearing Yuuji call doubt, Muttsurini could only keep the cards in the center back into his hand. Yuuji had so many cards, so he should have 4 Queens, right? I have to take note of that. After that, the game started as Muttsurini called Ace. The game then continued. Hideyoshis cards started to reduce one by one, and now, he had only 4 cards left. Im next with 6 cards, and Yuuji and Muttsurini have so many cards that they didnt look like theres any difference. I call 3. As Hideyoshi threw this card, there are 9 cards in the center. If these cards end up with Hideyoshi, Ill definitely be the winner, but if Im not careful, these cards may end up in my hand, and Ill have to fight for last place with Yuuji and Muttsurini. In that case, Hideyoshi will have only 3 cards in his hand, and he would definitely consider hard before throwing the next card. Thus, nows the time to decide the winner. What do I do now? Yuuji and Muttsurini were hesitating if they should be calling doubt. If they let Hideyoshi go now, theyll definitely lose, but once they fail, theyll be in last place. Muttsurini, its your turn to call 4. 4. As Hideyoshi prompted him, Muttsurini, who was still hesitation, hurriedly threw his card. Uu, that move was too strong! Anyone would throw the card out when theyre prompted at this moment. Muu! Beside me, Yuuji gave a weve been had look. In such a situation, the winner would be decided. Im 5 then. I threw a 5 of hearts. Even if Hideyoshi wins this round, Ill take second place, and at least I dont have to treat them. Im 6. Yuuji called his own number and threw the card in his hand. Looking at things now, Muttsurini, who was in last place, didnt move at all. Maybe hes wondering whether Hideyoshi had a 7 in his hand. Hideyoshi wouldnt act rashly, and would likely choose to maintain the current ranking. However, just when Hideyoshi was about to threw the final card, Eh? Akihisa-kun and everyones still in class? Himeji-san suddenly walked into the classroom, and she seemed to be holding something. I dont know what she just went to do. Himeji-san, you didnt go back with Minami? No. Sensei asked me to help, so I was delayed till so late. Himeji-san smiled as she explained. Its troublesome to help a teacher, but she didnt look troubled at all. Himeji-sans really a kind and understanding girl. And sensei even gave me chocolates as reward. Everyone, want some? Himeji-san opened the box in front of us. Since she most likely agreed to help, sensei was so nice to her. When Yuuji and I (were forced to) help, we never got any reward. Thanks. Then please wait until we play this game, okay? Okayoh yeah, what are you playing? Ahh, were playing doubt, with bets on, Before we could even finish, I sense some movements on the corridor. This humid, humid and pressuring feelingis that Ironman? The other 3 who noticed the enemys presence also gave me a warning look. Itll be bad if Ironman knew that we were playing poker cards, and thats what theyre telling me with their eyes. A bettinggame? What did you bet on? Of, of course its not about money. Eh, its more about a penalty game, and thats For a moment, I couldnt find any good excuse at all as I stuttered while I spoke. Let me thinkno betting, entertaining, and a penalty game that can be controlled until its not that cruel Were playing a penalty game where the loser takes off two pieces of clothing, and the second-last will take off one. SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE! MUTTSURINIS DROWNING IN A POOL OF BLOOD!! Hideyoshis dangerous words immediately caused Muttsurini to fall to the edge of death. Take, taking off clothesthat wont do! This penalty games too unhealthy! Though theres no betting of money, taking off clothes didnt seem right too. Ironman didnt seem like he intended to enter the classroom, but this penalty games not too good. Did Hideyoshi misjudge? Why are you panicking, Himeji? Even if this penalty method isnt worth praising, this little penalty isnt worth being mindful about, right? Either way, Im a real man after all DOUBT, HIDEYOSHI!!!! WAIT A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU DUMPING ALL YOUR CARDS TO ME!? Now, Hideyoshi has 15 cards, and the winner cant be decided now. An, anyway, were not betting money, and its not some unhealthy penalty. Its just a simple poker card game. There shouldnt be any problems, right? Bu, but Himeji-san still didnt seem to agree. It couldnt be helped that she would feel this way. Even if everyone here is recorded to be a male, but Himeji-san, who treats everything seriously, obviously cant possibly accept that were playing strip poker. But, Akihisa-kuns interested in nude male bodies DOUBT!! HIMEJI-SAN, DOUBT!! OI, HIDEYOSHI! WHY ARE YOU THROWING THE CARDS HERE!? WHATS WRONG WITH ME CALLING DOUBT!? Give it up, HIdeyoshi. These cards belonged to you once you were called doubt. When Akihisa threw his card, there wasnt any new cards out at the center, so its pointless to call doubt now. WAIT A MINUTE, YUUJI! DID YOU JUST AGREE WITH WHAT HIMEJI-SAN SAID IN A ROUNDABOUT MANNER!? These baseless and negative rumors spread out like this. Really, why do they think that Im interested in guys? But, but, I still think that this penalty games bad No, no, no, things arent as bad as what you think. Thats right. This level of penalty is rather common to us guys. Everyones all guys. Its alright if were not completely naked. EHH!? WHEN DID EVERYONE COME BACK TO CLASS!? On hearing that someone was going to strip, unknowingly, everyone from F class gathered inside the classroom silently. Even the firemen who were specially trained would definitely be amazed by our unique gathering ability. YOSHII! ILL LOOK DOWN ON YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DARE TO LOSE! SAKAMOTO, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WIN THIS EASILY, RIGHT!? MUTTSURINI, ITS JUST A FEW DROPS OF NOSEBLEED, DONT LOSE! YOUR ABILITY SHOULDNT BE JUST LIKE THIS, RIGHT!? Everyone was hoping for Hideyoshi to lose. To prevent the game from ending because of an accident, some students even formed a life-saving team and transfused blood into Muttsurini. How trained are they? NO NO! I SAID NO, NO MEANS NO! AKIHISA-KUN, STOP PLAYING AND HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE! To prevent our card game from continuing, Himeji-san deliberately changed the topic, opened the chocolate, and popped a piece into her mouth. Akihisa-kun, this chocolates really nice. You should try somehe At this moment, Himeji-san suddenly went silent. Whats wrong? Was that box of chocolate bad? CONTINUE! CONTINUE! CONTINUE Everyone shouted out in unison, requesting for the game to continue. Perhaps affected by this presence, Hideyoshi called ha, 8. And threw the card out. Hideyoshi was used to lots of pressure on the performing stage, so for him to be this panicky, anyone can tell that the boys of F class are so perverted and horrifying. 9. Im 10 then. Jack. Then, Im Queen. Hideyoshi, doubt. At this moment, Yuuji caught Hideyoshi cheating. Right now, Yuuji had four Queens in his hands, and its Yuujis hands, and its extremely important to be careful now. Unexpectedly though, Hideyoshi started from 8. It seemed that this tremendous pressure rattled him. Right now, the number of cards we have is as followed: me, 4 cards, Yuuji, 14 cards, Hideyoshi, 18 cards, and Muttsurini, 16 cards. I have the least cards, and Hideyoshis in last. KINOSHEETAS LAST! IS HE GOING TO TAKE OFF TWO CLOTHINGS!? HES GOING TO GO HALF-NAKED!? DONT LOSE, YOSHII! CHARGE TO THE FINISH LINE! GO YOSHII! GO YOSHII! Once I throw in two more cards, Ill definitely win this game, and Hideyoshi will end up having to take off two pieces of clothing. Its to be expected that the atmosphere was this intense. Mu, mu Hideyoshi couldnt help but moan. Looking at things now, he will lose, and because he knew that, he gave such a painful look. Cant be helped thensince were all guys, even if you want me to take off two pieces of clothing Hideyoshi murmured as he prepared his cards. At this moment (Thud). Hideyoshi collapsed onto the floor lifelessly. What happened? Ara ara, Kinosheeta-san must be tired now. Himeji-san stood at where Hideyoshi was standing, holding a small handkerchief. Tired? She basically knocked Hideyoshi unconscious in a very suspicious manner Really, since Kinosheeta-san fell asleep, Ill play the remaining game. Himeji-san gently picked up the unconscious Hideyoshi and even took a seat for him to lie down. That actions really gentle Oi, oi, Himeji, did your handkerchief have some drug on it? No, Kinosheeta-san was too tired. Bu, but Hideyoshi was okay just now. No, Kinosheeta-san was too tired. As Himeji-san answered us just now, I seem to see a dead sea in her eyes. Yuuji and I felt some uncomfortable sweat on our backs. Muttsurini twitched his nose and muttered, This sweet smelltrichloro SwooshDONK. Ara ara, Tsuchiya-kun must be tired now. MUTTSURINI!!! As she spoke halfway, Himeji-sans handkerchief fluttered in mid-air, and that short moment destroyed Muttsurinis consciousness. That handkerchiefs really dangerous! Really, let alone Tsuchiya-kun, Kinosheeta-kuns definitely tired. Wanting to strip in front of Akihisa-kun? Thats not something a normal person would do. NoI think Himeji-san now is even weirder. If it were the normal Himeji-san, shell definitely not do that, right? I cant tell what happened that caused her to do suchy a thing. Suddenly, I glanced at the packaging of the chocolate box. The box had the large words Bonn Whiskey. Oh, Bonn WhiskeyI seem to have heard of that beforewait, Bonn Whiskey!? Isnt that something that has whiskey inside, right? That means Himeji-sans drunk, right? Akihisa-kun, whats wrong? As she asked, Himeji-san grabbed another whiskey chocolate and put it into her mouth. Her face was completely red. Im definitely right. The reason why Himeji-san couldnt control herself must be because of that box of chocolate (with whiskey inside). Since things ended up like this, itll be really bad on many different levels if the game continued. Should I ask that we end this game now? Eh, nothing. Speaking of which, since Muttsurinis asleep now, theres only 3 people left. This game cant continue, so I think we might as well end this game End? Akihisa-kun, what are you saying? Arent there 4 people? Eh? Ill do my best. Shouko! When did you Muttsurinis seat was taken by Kirishima-san out of a sudden. Whats going on!? Its a wifes duty to forcefully strip a husband off his clothes. Ahh damn it! I dont know how to even comment about that. The participants changed, and unknowingly, this game of doubt ended up with me, Yuuji, Himeji-san and Kirishima-san as the participants. Glancing at each other because of their sudden appearance, Yuuji and I looked mystified, and Himeji-san and Kirishima-san just sat on their seats and started talking. Ah, Shouko-chan, do you want some chocolate? Thank you. ARRGGHHHH!! Before we could even stop them, Himeji-san passed the chocolate to Kirishima-san. Its nice. Its great that you like it. Please have as much as you want. Un. The first chocolate disappeared into Kirishima-sans mouth. As expected of a girl, she didnt resist the sweets at all. Its not a bad thing to like sweets, but Eh, Kirishima, are you alright? I timidly asked. The problems with the alcohol in the chocolate. Though the chocolate doesnt have too much alcohol, eating lots of it will increase the drunk feeling. Besides, the whiskey that in the chocolate is a powerful alcohol. Dont tell me Kirishima-sans drunk Alright? What do you mean? No, well, that chocolate, it should have some alcohol inside it, right? On hearing my words, Kirishima-san nodded her head slightly and said, Its alright. The alcohol content of whiskey is only 40%. If this chocolate has 40% alcohol, it will only fill up 0.07% of my blood, so there wont be any problems. Is, is that so? Thats good. As expected of the valedictorian, she really counted it too quickly. Shes definitely not drunk, This isnt like the smart Yoshii I know, not being able to calculate such an easy thing. SHES A LOST CAUSE!!! SHES DRUNK! KIRISHIMA-SANS DRUNK! (What do we do now, Yuuji? The situation now looks really dangerous!) (Even if you ask me, I) I kept my voice down and whispered to Yuuji. The rules of this game had now become such that the loser has to strip. Never mind that this was a proposal Hideyoshi just mentioned, for some reason, Himeji-san and Kirishima-san were sitting at the table. This penaltys really intimidating, and besides, were being watched by those guys from F class. (Cant be helped. Lets hurry up and make them lose this game and end it before they strip.) (Yeah. Its better to win this and end this.) When they need to face the (stripping) penalty, they will regain their senses because of shame. Once they regain their senses, it wont be too difficult to ask them to stop. Okay. Since its decided, lets go! Himeji-san, doubt! Too bad, Akihisa-kun. Shouko, doubt. Wrong. Himeji-san, youre definitely lying! I didnt lie. This must be a doubt, Shouko! Im always honest. NOT OVER YET!! Akihisa-kun, doubt. Uuu Yuuji, doubt. HOW DID YOU KNOW! Psst, our clothing were taken off one by one. Akihisa-kun, those are socks. Youre too sneaky. Yuuji, using a tie to sneak by, are you a man? Were only left with our T-shirts, pants and boxers, and now, were finally backed into a corner. Yoshii and Sakamoto alone cant beat Kirishima and Himeji itll just be a waste of time to continue watching this game How about we head to the playground on our way there? Our classmates from F class, who were looking forward to seeing Kirishima-san and Himeji-san strip, muttered and left once they saw their overwhelming abilities. Thats true, even if they stay, theyll just see Yuuji and me being completely embarrassed. No maniac would be so interested in seeing such a thing. Thats right! Even if we strip, theres no benefit at all! Its better to end this game now! Himeji-san, wellshouldnt we end now? What are you saying, Akihisa-kun? Nows the main course. Shouko, thats enough, isnt it? I want more. No way! They have no intention of stopping at all! But Akihisa-kun, its alright if you dont want to strip, you know? Eh? If you really dont want to strip I DIDNT SEE IT! I DIDNT SEE HIMEJI-SAN TAKE OUT THAT GIRLS UNIFORM FROM THE BAG! HOW CAN THAT HARDWORKING AND DILIGENT HIMEJI-SAN ASK ME TO DO SUCH A THING! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! The situation gradually got out of hand. If I knew this was going to happen, I might as well let Ironman find out that we were betting money with cards and let him tell us off. Fufu, this is all your fault, Akihisa-kun. You wouldnt stop no matter how many times I told you to stop. Himeji-san said this as she shuffled the cards. Okay, and now, its time to continue to the next game. Am I thinking too much? For some reason, I find that Himeji-sans actions are much more alert than usual when shes drunk. Himeji-san continued to deal the cards, and the curtains of this poker card game strip doubt started again. Right now, I have only a pair of boxers, pants, and T-shirt on. Let alone shoes, I already got my 2 socks removed. Its now dangerous mode. (Akihisa, now that it ended up like this, we have to do whatever it takes.) Yuuji, whos stripped as badly as I am, whispered to me. He glanced at my bag. (Are we going to do it?) (No other way.) Yuujis right. We have far few clothing now, and the situations getting out of hand. Cant be helped. If it were an ordinary bet, we wouldnt stoop so low, but nows not an ordinary bet! We have to do this to protect ourselves even if we dont want to. Okay, lets begin! (Akihisa, lets begin.) (Okay Yuuji.) To match the movements, both of us glanced at each othernow! Oh my Yuujis cards accidentally dropped onto the table, and Himeji-san and Kirishima-sans cards landed onto the table as well. Good! Theyre distracted! I quickly reached out for another deck of identical cards from my bag. To make it easy to take action, I hid the other deck in my pocket PAK! Akihisa-kun, youre playing dirty. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!! Just when I was ready to hide my cards into my pocket, Himeji-san suddenly grabbed my hand even when she wasnt looking at me. How is that possible! How did this happen! You two did mess up, right? Its understandable if Akihisa-kun dropped the cards, but how can Sakamoto-kun possibly make such a simple mistake of dropping the cards onto the table when the games going on? Too na?ve. As she said this, Kirishima-san showed something she was holding in her hand to us. Thatsa makeup mirror? Did they see through Yuuji and me attempting to cheat, and used the mirror to watch our actions? You two just love to play pranks. Feisty bad kids. On catching Yuuji and me cheating, Himeji-san and Kirishima-san didnt blame us as they smirked. Thats scary! Theyre really scary when they look like this! Then, Ill start. Ace. As if nothing happened, Himeji-san continued the game again. It was just a minor trip-up, so it was alright after a little adjustment. 2. Kirishima-san said this and threw the 2 thats face up. I then threw a 3 thats face downunder such a pressuring atmosphere, this game continued. Akihisa-kun, doubt. Yes Yuuji, doubt. Why do I feel that we just couldnt win As the game progressed, we again realized that theyre really smart. After dealing the cards, they seemed to have remembered what cards they had, and when they should throw their cards. Also, they knew who picked up the cards that were thrown, and how many cards there were for which number. Shouko, that 3 was a bluff, right? Un. Occasionally, Yuuji and I could have correct calls, like when we have all four cards of the same number in the hand, but thats what they expected, right? As for why, its because when they were called doubt, there wasnt many cards at the center. They made us call doubt when there wasnt many causes, and it seemed that they could understand what we were thinking and crushed us easily. Then, 7. Himeji-san said as she threw the card to the center. Now she has 5 cards in her hand, and Kirishima-san also has 5 cards in her hand. Yuuji and I have about the same number of cards, and its now time to take action. But if we fail to call doubt correctly here, itll be a tragedy now. What should we do Just when I was hesitating about what to do, a familiar voice rang in my ears. (Shes lying, Yoshii-kun.) Does this voice belong to Kubo-san? Did Kubo-san become one of the onlookers here? (Thank you, Kubo-san! Youre the only one on my side!) (No, no need to thank me, Yoshii-kun.) After Kubo-san reminded me, I deliberately covered my mouth to thank Kubo-san without letting the rest now. Even when those guys from our class murmured and left unhappily, he stayed here to watch the game because he was worried about me. Why is Kubo-san so good to me? Thank you! Youve given me a chance to revive. Ill definitely live this life well! I take a deep breath, and declared loudly as I pointed at the card Himeji-san thrw out, THAT 7S A DOUBT! Sorry, this cards really 7. KUBO-SAANNN!! SORRY, YOSHII-KUN! Kubo-san hurriedly ran to the corridor, but still hid behind the door and watched our actions in the classroom, even holding onto a camera. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS KUBO-SAN THINKING! (Akihisa, you bastard! What in the world did you do!?) (But, thats the suggestion the ranked 2 Kubo-san gave me. Wouldnt anyone normally trust him?) (DONT TRUST THAT GUY! THAT GUYS OUR ENEMY WHEN WE SAID THAT THE BETS STRIPPING CLOTHES!) Ku! Either way, Kubo-sans from A class, so he would naturally side with Kirishima-san instead of me Just when Yuuji and I were whispering to each other, Himeji-san suddenly said carelessly, Well, Im feeling really complicated in this situation And she sounded really bothered. On hearing what Himeji-san said, I couldnt help but empathize with what shes feeling now. As a member of F class, she would definitely feel conflicted since she often fought alongside us. No, the kind and understanding Himeji-san would never want to play such a cruel penalty game. She just want to play the game, but the game has a penalty behind it. She doesnt want to lose, but shes hesitating over whether she should penalize her classmates. Shes bounded in her heart From tomorrow onwards, the Akihisa-kun Im familiar with will become the internet idol Aki-chan, and then hell be further from me HOLD IT, HIMEJI-SAN! I NEVER AGREED TO WEARING GIRLS OUTFIT OR TAKE PHOTOS THATS TO BE UPLOADED!! WHO! WHO GAVE THOSE DAMNED CHOCOLATES TO HIMEJI-SAN! SHE WOULD SAY SUCH SCARY STUFF WHEN DRUNK! THATS RIGHT! SHES DRUNK, SO THOSETHOSE WERENT HER TRUE WORDS! I MUST THINK OF IT LIKE THAT! ReallyHimeji, thats really troubling. Dont you say, Shouko? Un. If it makes the other party ashamed, we should think from the other sides point of view. Kirishima-sans words seemed to take a huge load off Yuujis heart. As Kirishima-sans not drunk, she could still think that way. So Yuuji. What is it, Shouko? If youre feeling ashamed when you take the penaltyits alright to close your eyes. SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!!! The topic has already changed to our penalty game. I, no, we havent admitted defeat yet! If we work hard to win here, they might not want to take off their clothes and will suggest ending this game! We still have hope! Oh yes, Akihisa-kun. Wha, what is it? Even if I have to take off my last piece of clothing, I dont intend to end this game halfway through~ SHES COMPLETELY MESSED UP!!! Shouko, you Im rather confident of the underwear Im wearing today. Not goodthese girls arent hesitating over taking off their clothes at all! Why are these two manlier than us guys!? Girls would normally not want to let others see their underwear, right!? Unbelievablenormally, I wouldnt feel anything about having to take off my boxers Unbut we just dont feel like taking them off when theyre enthusiastically waiting for us to take off our clothes On the other hand, Yuuji and I, the two guys, are feeling completely apprehensive about having to take off our clothes for some reason. Thats really strange. Everything just feels really weird. Hurry up. Its now Akihisa-kuns turn. As Himeji-san prompted me, I could only prepare to throw the card in my hand. Yuuji got four 3s. In other words, once Himeji-san calls 3, I can make her take those cards. If possible, it should be alright! (Eh, I dont even have an Ace!) (Damn it, I dont have a Jack here!) After we glanced at each other, I found that Yuuji had three Aces in his hand, and I had three Jacks in my hand. Here we go again! To set Himeji-san up, we have to make her call 3 no matter what, but even so, I have to get an Ace. But I dont have Ace in my hand, so Ill definitely be called doubt. And then, Himeji-san or Kirishima-san will realize the fact that I was bluffing. So we cant make Himeji-san call 3 either way. Also, all the cards will end up in my hand. Other than that, I really want to know what cards Yuuji has Akihisa-kun, how can you continue to look at Sakamoto-kun? Thats not right. Himeji-sans is smiling as shes exerting pressure on me, causing me to be unable to deliver my message to Yuuji properly. Seems like she has already seen through our tricks. The, then, 5 In the end, to make Himeji-san call Jack, which I have three of, I could only choose to throw 5. Damn it, this isnt good! 6! Im 7 then. 8. Himeji-san and Kirishima-san didnt even have many cards in their hands, but for some reason, I feel that the cards they threw were real. Eh? Hold it, why am I thinking this way? Am I losing to them psychologically? Then9! To get rid of this bad feeling, I deliberately increased my volume. Yuuji then called 10, and its now Himeji-sans turn to call Jack. Im Jack then. Himeji-san threw the card to the center. Now she has the final three cards left. Though I cant confirm if Himeji-sans bluffing, but itll be over if we dont settle it here. Cant be helped. No matter what, I can only console myself that Kirishima-san has the last Jack and doubt Himeji-san (Wait, Akihisa!) Just when I was ready to call out, Yuuji stopped me. Whats going on? (Watch it, Akihisa. Himejis just a bait. I think the one they really wanted to protect is Shouko!) After Yuuji reminded me, I suddenly realized. Himeji-san doesnt have many cards left, but Kirishima-san has only 4 cards left. Even if Himeji-san has to keep all the cards in this round, it would only let her have 10 cards in her hand. On the other hand, Yuuji and I will have a complete defeat, and she will be second in this game. To Himeji-san and Kirishima-san, this would be the best outcome. If I call doubt on Himeji-san, Himeji-san will start the next round, and she will definitely start the next round with a number thats beneficial to Kirishima-san! (Ah, that was dangerous! Thanks Yuuji.) (Thats nothing. Weve been losing, but who can stand having to lose so many consecutive times!) It seem that they dont mind as long as our eyes arent indicating anything about the cards. Himeji-san didnt say much as she just waited silently for me to declare doubt on her. Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun, is this really alright? Ahh, its alright. Ignoring Himeji-sans reminder, its finally Kirishima-sans turn to call. The reason Himeji-san asked this is most likely Yuujis guess wasnt too far off. Oi, Shouko, your turn to call Queen. Yuuji prompted. Most likely, he wanted to call doubt on Kirishima-san when she throws the card out. Kirishima-san held onto the card, but didnt move. I see. Himeji-san was acting as bait because Kirishima-san didnt have any Queens. That was a close shave. We were nearly fooled by them, and nearly lost the game. In contrast to Yuuji, who saw through their plans and believed in his own victory, Kirishima-san didnt move at all as she said. Sakamoto Yuuji is. ? What are you going to say? Is she going to set a trap? Yuuji naturally braced himself. Sakamoto Yuuji likes girls more than guys, and is a healthy young high schooler. Doutt!? Yuuji was instantly speechless. This, this is way too sly! How can Yuuji call doubt when she said this? If were not careful, itll just end up with some weird negative rumor! If Yuuji cant say it, I have to say it for him. Even if I doubt that Yuujis a healthy young man, it wouldnt hurt me anyway. To call doubt on Kirishima-san, I deliberately took a deep breath. Okay, its Akihisa-kuns turn to call King! Eh? Ah, un. Himeji-san smiled kindly as she prompted me, and I just answered blankly. Eh? I cant answer at this moment! What stupid thing did this idiot here do! Now I have to throw the next card without calling doubt on Kirishima-san! Eh, I, I didnt mean that just now. I hurriedly tried to correct the mistake I made a second back. Then Ill say it, when Akihisa-kun throws the next card, Ill call King is doubt. Himeji-san said that without holding back. This, this moves way too powerful! Now I have to put the card now. That sentence alone forced the situation into my hand. Now its too late for me to call doubt on Kirishima-san. Uu, King I wanted to cry as I threw the King in my hand. After Himeji-san flipped the card open to check the number, she kept the cards wordlessly. My turn to start, 5. 6. And the most cruel thing was that Kirishima-san got away. Shouko, doubt. Wrong. As it was the last card, Yuuji could only call doubt on her, but the card she threw definitely had the number 6 written on it. Now this game is over. Kirishima-sans first, Himeji-sans second, Im third and Yuujis last. Too bad, Akihisa-kuns third, so he only needs to take off one piece of clothing. Yuuji needs to take off two. Himeji-san and Kirishima-san looked at Yuuji and me expectantly. This feelings way too weird Damn it! Were guys! We dont need to feel ashamed! Thats right, Akihisa! Its just taking off one, two pieces of clothing. Just treat it as if were swimming! As we said this, we took off our clothes. I became naked on top, and Yuujis only left with the boxers. Ah, Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun must have trained hard How firm. Forget about Yuuji, the reason why I give the impression that my bodys rather sturdy is likely because of the lack of nutrition Himeji-san seems shocked, but it seems that shes somewhat awake now. Reallyits because Himeji-san couldnt hold her liquor that it ended up like this Yuujilets not play trump with Himeji-san and Kirishima-san AhhI dont want to suffer this ridiculous humiliation again Yuuji and I sighed hard and regretted our actions. We were really foolish to take these two as our enemies But just as I reached my hand out to take the clothes that were taken off and put aside, Himeji-san kept the poker cards on the table and said softly with a slightly flushed look, In, in that case, I can finally strip Akihisa-kun fully in the next game. My hearts racing. YOU TWO ARENT STOPPING!!!??? RUN, AKIHISA! THEYLL CATCH US IF THIS KEEPS UP! I GOT IT! DAMN IT! WHY MUST HIMEJI-SAN BE SO FAST IN SUCH A SITUATION! MuYoshii, Sakamoto!? Didnt I tell you to stop running on the corridorhuh? AH! IRONMAN! PLEASE! PLEASE SAVE US! PLEASE! THE REMEDIAL CLASS OR ANYWHERE WILL DO! PLEASE SAVE US!! You twoare not even wearing your uniforms. Whats going on WELL EXPLAIN LATER! HURRY UP AND TAKE US AWAY! THATS RIGHT! TAKE US AWAY! EVEN IF WE HAVE TO TAKE REMEDIALOWAAAHHHH! THEYRE HERE!!! Akihisa-kun, please wait! You havent put on the girls uniform yet! Yuuji, you havent taken off your last piece of clothing. PLEASE SAVE US, NISHIMURA-SENSEI!! Really, you twowhat did you do that caused you into such an embarrassing situation? ~2-Ds Tamano Miki-sans eyewitness account~ Yes, thats right. After school, I accidentally met an almost completely naked Aki-chYoshii-kun and Sakamoto-kun when I walked on the corridor, begging Nishimura-sensei hungrilyI was really shocked, so I subconsciously took my camera up and shot that image On the school newspaper that was published by the newspaper club, the headlines had a photo of Yuuji and me half-naked. This report created a lot of horrifying rumors in school. This humiliationwell never forget about it! Volume 7.5, Special Bulletin-Ironmans Life Counselling Session Part I Volume 7.5, Special Bulletin-Ironman''s Life Counselling Session Part I TETSUJIN: Ill try my best to answer every student''s problems. S-moto Y-ji-san''s troubles. Ironman-sensei, please listen to my troubles. My mother really lacks common sense, and doesn''t have any ability to survive at all. To be specific, she just couldn''t differ between Lobsters and Crayfish before serving them, and would sometimes even mix up coffee with noodle sauce. How can I teach my mom common sense of this world? Tekken-sensei''s Suggestion Sorry. This is the first time a student asked me this. To be honest, I really don''t know how to answer. In fact, I would like to ask everyone how to teach common sense to educate a certain group of uncouth students in our class. Really, speaking of those guys, no matter how much I lectured them--no, don''t worry, this trivial thing has nothing to do with you. Back to the main point, in regards to your problemevery time your mother goes out of line, I guess the best way is to be patient and correct her mistakes one by one. Common sense is about surviving in this society. With a little more time, I suppose she would remember. As the saying goes ''haste won''t do the job''. Instead of trying to correct her way of living at one go, it''s better to educate her to the ways of this world slowly. It''s really tought, but sensei hope that you can do your best. Y-shi A-hisa-san''s troubles. Ironman-sensei, please listen to me. I have an older sister, and I''m really bothered that she has no common sense at all. Specifically, she would walk around in a bathrobe on the road because ''she''s all sweaty'', and even intended to kiss her little brother here with ''a kiss that makes me unable to marry''. She even told my friends ''I love my little brother as someone of the opposite gender''. Sensei, what should I do to teach this older sister of mine common sense? Tekken-sensei''s Suggestion To be honest, I hope that you can teach me what to do. Why is it that all the troubles sent here are way different from the troubles I know students should have? I''m about to lose my confidence as an educator. If I receive such doubts and troubles like this, I might want to end this bulletin--no, I''m sorry. I shouldn''t be complaining here, so please forget what I just said. As for your troubles, why don''t you talk it through with your older sister? Maybe she didn''t even view you as her own younger brother. Under such a situation, it''s best to clarify the situation. K-bo Y-mitsu-san''s problems. Ironman-sensei, I found a pillow with a certain male student''s photo printed on it in my hardworking older brother''s room. Please save me. Tekken-sensei''s Suggestion As Nishimura-sensei suddenly resigned from this position, this bulletin will end here. Thanks to everyone for your love and support. Volume 7.5, Me and Real Motive and Summoned Beast Volume 7.5, Me and Real Motive and Summoned Beast Haha, thats really a masterpiece. Whats the matter, principal? Ahh, Takahashi-sensei. I was just trying out some changes in the controls of the summoning system. Are you talking about the control system? Im trying to let it remain in semi-automated mode. If the settings up till now can be said to ready the controllers consciousness, this will read the conscious and unconscious states of the controller, and will act independently to a certain extent. It can act according to what it wants. Conscious and unconscious statesthats the subconscious state, right? Its somewhat different from what Frued said about the subconscious state, but thats about it. I see. Dont worry too much about the psychological definition. Anyway, because of the changes in the controls, the summons actions have become interesting. Interesting? Yes, they got interesting. No matter what, I want to summon the summoned beasts and collect some data. I dont really understand, but if you just want to collect data, I can help out. No. In this experimental phase, your scores too great. Ill be troubled if theres any mishaps. Do you want me to get a lower score? I dont mind, but after you get a low score, you need to take another test to get it back to normal. Wouldnt that be too troublesome? Its not troublesome, but its a bit inefficient. Right? Instead of that, we might as well AKIHISA YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU SNEEZE AT SUCH AN IMPORTANT MOMENT! WASNT IT ALRIGHT UNTIL THE MOMENT YOU SNEEZED, YOU BIG IDIOT!? ARENT YOU THE SAME AS WELL, YUUJI! YOUR STOMACH RUMBLED LIKE THAT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! WASNT EVERYTHING ALRIGHT BEFORE YOU MADE THAT NOISE!? YOU FILTHY BASTARD!! THATS ENOUGH YOU TWO! HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO REMEDIAL! DAAAMNNNNNN IIIIIITTTTTTTT!!! We might as well use those low scores idiots to test this out. Thatll be more efficient. I see. So thats what you were planning. Summoning test? Yes. I want you people to test this out. On a certain day as summer vacation was about to end, after F class'' special remedial (on a side note, Kirishima-san attended this on her own will) ended, we were talking about the photos we took when we went to the beach, and the principal suddenly walked into the classroom and told us that. Summoning test Why us? Minami asked the principal as she kept the photos on the table. What do you mean by that? It''s because you people are most suited to test it. Your scores aren''t too high, and you''re adept at controlling your summoned beasts, right? Besides Besides? This can be considered punishment for a few certain idiots who tried to run away from remedial classes. (looks away) As the topic was suddenly turned on us, Yuuji and I subconsciously turned away. Was the reason why we weren''t punished further after skipping classes and getting caught by Ironman something to do with what the principal wants us to do? Excuse me, exactly what do we need to do in this summoning test? To direct the question back on track, Himeji-san raised her hand to ask the principal. Himeji-san, good job! Nothing really special. Just summon the summoned beasts and make them move. Besides, we can''t test if they don''t move Ah, we just need to summon the summoned beast? If so, I should be able to do so. Himeji-san clapped her hands together as she heaved a sigh of relief.She believed the principal''s words so easily, yet I smell a rat (and I think Yuuji thinks the same too). Summon the summon beasts? For punishment, that''s something way too simple for what the old granny would do. I''m willing to help, principal. Me too. Unlike me, who had a bad feeling about this, Himeji-san and Kirishima-san requested to help out without saying further. I can see their exemplary character from the way they were willing to help others without doubting. No, you two won''t do. Your scores are too high. But the principal rejected their kind intentions without thinking. That''s true, I remembered that when we got the platinum bracelets, there was a case of rampancy because the scores were too great. If it was just a test, we do have to consider the dangers and exclude the ones with high marks. I guess it couldn''t be helped that the principal would exclude these two who are the top of our year. That''s how it is. So, this test will be taken by Yoshii, Sakamoto, Tsuchiya, Kinosheeta and Shimada. The subject''s Ancient Literature. I''ll leave it to you people then. The principal named us as her lab rats, and the subject''s Ancient literature. The ones taking part are me, Minami and Muttsurinioi, hold on! Putting me on the same level as these guys!? Isn''t this too saddening!? Wait a minute, old granny principal! I''m not happy about being associated with these guys! (14 points) That''s right, principal! Please don''t put me on the same level as these idiots! (6 points) I am very very unwilling! (9 points) You guyswhere did you get the self-confidence to say say a thing Even with your scores added together, you can''t even meet 1/10 of Himeji or Kirishima''s scores Thinking about it, my summoned beast has a lot of points worn off because I had to do all sorts of chores for the teachers (and that''s extremely important). Right now, my marks are a little too low, and it can''t be helped that I was chosen as a test subject. Wait a sec, old granny. My score shouldn''t be that low, right? I don''t care whatever happens to you. Is this what an educator should say? Yuuji''s summoned beast won''t cause any troubles even if it goes crazy. I guess that can be a correct judgment. Anyway, that''s how it is now. The test will last for 1 hour from now. The summoning field for this test will be extended to the whole school, but I hope that you try not to leave the classroom as much as possible, since it''ll be somewhat troublesome for me to get data. If the test goes wellhow about some canteen and book vouchers? I''m willing to help you get these for free. Ohh!! The moment the principal said that she was rewarding us, Minami, Muttsurini and Hideyoshi couldn''t help but exclaim excitedly. I''ll leave it to you people then. I''ll give you the reward you deserveso don''t stop midway through. After saying this, the old granny left the classroom. Forget about the choosing of peoplethe principal sure is nice sometimes, to even prepare a reward for us. I just so happened to have a few books I wanted to read. That''s great. Having lots of book vouchers isn''t a problem. I do think that the canteen vouchers are useful too. That''s great, everyone. I''m a little envious. Minami and the rest were chatting away happily, but I just couldn''t open my heart and feel happy about it. That''s because it''s too weird. That principal would actually reward us for doing a simple summoning. Glancing aside, I see that Yuuji has the same suspicious attitude as me as he had a thinking look. Let''s hurry up and begin then. That''s true. Things won''t progress if we just stay around like this. Understood. Just when we couldn''t tell what the ploy was, Minami and the rest were ready to summon their summoned beasts. Mushould we think more and be more careful? You three, wait Summon! Before I could speak up and stop them, the three of them said ''summon'' in unison. Then, there were some familiar patterned arrays at our feet, and the summoned beasts slowly appeared from there. Is, is it really okay now? I looked at the summoned beasts that were in front of me warily. Mu That''s great, the summoned beasts have reverted back to their own sizes. As expected, this look is more suitable. The ears and tail are the same as before. Like what they said, based on appearance alone, they did revert back to the summoned beasts we were familiar with. The monster shapes from before don''t exist now, and the summoned beasts'' aren''t too much of a trouble here. They don''t have any weapons. Their uniforms are just like the school uniform. Didn''t the principal say that she wants to readjust the summoned beasts'' equipment? I guess that''s the reason. Kirishima-san and Himeji-san joined into the conversation too. They''re right. If there''s a need to say what''s different about the appearance of the summoned beasts, it would be that these summoned beasts are wearing the uniform of Fumitzuki Gakuen. They don''t have any weapons in their hands, and since these three summoned beasts are in a similar state, it means that they haven''t decided on the basic design of the equipment. At least we haven''t found out anything suspicious up till now. It''s too early to relax now, Akihisa. According to what the old granny said just now, the changes this time should be more on the controls. The important point is when they move. Un. If that''s the case, I''ll try moving it for a while. After checking that there wasn''t much changes in the appearance, Hideyoshi got ready to command his summoned beast. At this moment Maybe I should jump on Akihisa and scare him. EHHHH!!??? A kid''s sharp voice suddenly rang inside the classroom. Wha, what''s going on? Who''s talking now? Wh, whatwas that just now? It seemed like a kid was talking Looking around, there wasn''t anyone else in this classroom other than us, let alone a kid. Then, where did that voice come from. Speaking of which, our summoned beasts did change into monsters. Was it because of that there''s this unexplainable supernatural phenomenon? EHHHH!!!??? Himeji-san and Minami cried out at the same time. Uu, supernatural phenomenon But isn''t this weird? This has nothing to do with the change of controls. That''s true. Then, the voice just now wasn''t a supernatural phenomenon, right? Maybe it had nothing to do with the summoned beasts. Just when I was discussing this with Yuuji and Muttsurini Where did that voice come from? We heard that voice again. Mu? Where did that voice come from?. Isn''t that That mannerismwas that Hideyoshi? No, I didn''t say anything at all. Hideyoshi shook his head to indicate that he didn''t open his mouth. But, That sounded like how Hideyoshi would talk The voice sounded immature, but the tone and manner of speech was Hideyoshi''s. But Hideyoshi said that he didn''t talk at all, Wha, what!? A monster? Uuthat''s scary! This voice belongs to a kid who hasn''t had the voice broken. Besides the voice just now, we now heard the voices of other children. What''s the situation now? Some, someone must have hidden an audiospeaker in the classroom! Tha, that''s right! That must be true. I don''t think so. Muttsurini immediately shot down Himeji-san''s and Minami''s view. Since Muttsurini, who''s an expert on this, made such a judgment, that should be the case. And besides, the voices just now didn''t sound they they came through a machine to me. I widened my eyes to look around as I try to find the source of the voices. At this moment The summoned beasts were talking. Kirishima-san muttered. Eh? The summoned beasts were talking Speaking of which, that''s really troubling. How should I end that incident this morning It;s scary, it''s scary! I hate stuff like monsters~ A look from a lower position would be fine. As I looked closely, the summoned beasts'' mouths were moving slightly, and we could hear the voices of the kids with the lip movements. Tha, that''s true! The summoned beasts are talking! Heh ~ that''s rather interesting. I widened my eyes and watched the summoned beasts in front of me. One had his hands folded, one had her head covered as she squat down, and another was looking up to look at the scenery above. Each of them were acting according to their own consciousness. An, anyway, at least it doesn''t look like a supernatural phenomenon. fuuthat''s great Himeji-san and Minami, who are completely useless against things like ghosts and monsters, finally relaxed. They could finally relax after understanding that there''s no supernatural phenomenon in the classroom. That''s great. But wellinstead of improving the controls, it felt more like automating the summoned beasts. Did they do this because you told them to? I didn''t tell the summoned beast to do anything. I didn''t tell my summoned beast to do such a thing too. Up till now, the summoned beasts were either sighing, putting the hand on the chest, or lying on the chest. And then, Good thing it''s not some monsteror else I would end up so scared I couldn''t sleep like the test of courage tournament the last time. I even had to sleep with Hazuki I got confessed to by a guy from a nearby middle schoolif Akihisa knows of this, he''ll treat me like a girl. I have to reject that person privately I can see the secrets under a girl''s skirt no matter when! The summoned beasts started talking. Eh? Did Ijust hear something? Minami. The summoned just said thatyou''ve been sleeping with Hazuki-chan after the test of courage tournament because you were scared of ghostsis that true? Kinosheeta-kunyou were finally confessed to by guys outside school? Muttsurinioh well, you''re no different from usual anyway. The three of them shook their heads to deny our questions. Aki, wha, what are you saying!? Those summoned beasts were saying things I never even thought of before! How can I be afraid of ghosts! Not just sleeping time too. I''ve been bathing together with Hazuki because it''s really scary to wash my hair alone in the bathroom! Shimada''s right! No matter what, how can I be confessed to by a middle school guy when I''m a guy!? There has to be a draft before you lie! And it''s the third one this month I have no interest in girls'' upskirts."Deep beneath the skirt lies a man''s romance, dreams and hopes. Tights, mini-skirts, long skirts, flare skirts, pleated skirts, all sorts of skirts have their own allure, but I don''t consider culottes as skirts. Culottes have their own charm, but the defense''s way too high" Is this what it means by shooting oneself in the foot? "But thinking about this carefully, this may be a pity. If I didn''t act so tough and be honest in saying that I was scared, maybe Aki would hold my hand or something" "Wa, wait a minute!? What are you saying all of a sudden!?" Minami hurriedly leaped at her summoned beast as something she did not want others to know was revealed. But Minami''s summoned beast slipped out of her hands, and for some reason, came to grab my legs. Is this summoned beast thinking of using me as a shield? "Eh? That''s strange? Minami''s summoned beast can touch me" The summoned beast that wasn''t supposed to touch humans and physical objects is now holding onto my leg tightly. That''s strange, except for my own summoned beast, the other summoned beasts shouldn''t be able to touch anything "Is this something that old granny came up with? I think she messed up on the adjustments or something." "Un~I feel the same." Yuuji''s right. The principal must have messed up on the settings or something. The proof is that we haven''t seen the scores of the summoned beast up till now. "Forget about that! Aki, hand that kid over to me!" "NO! I WANNA BE WITH AKI!" Minami''s summoned beast declared her own will as it was unwilling to move from my leg at all. She looked just like a kid. "Eh? Did Minami''s summoned beast just go against her master''s will?" "The principal said that the summoned beast is now following the master''s subconscious will." "I see, so the summoned beast will follow its own will instead of what it insists on." Yuuji''s side is discussing about something difficult. What subconscious action will be more of their own nature, being self-conscious as they''re automated, personality being like a kindergartenerun, I really don''t understand what they''re talking about. "Eh, anyway" "These summoned beasts have the self-awareness of a child, and their actions are no different from children." "In other words, the summoned beasts will now say the true thoughts out, and they''re somewhat like a child version of the summoner." "I see. A child version of the master, so Minami''s summoned beast would do such a thing." "Aki, huggie~" "Stop hugging! Why are you playing around? That''s enough, let go of Aki!" "NO!" Minami continued to try and pull away the summoned beast that''s holding onto me. Mu, this situation''s rather interesting. "It''s okay, Minami. Don''t mind. I''m used to it anyway." "Eh? Aki, you''re very used to this sort of thing?" "I don''t understand why, but I''ve been rather popular with kids ever since a long time ago." "Maybe that''s because your intelligence level are about the same as them." "Shut up, Yuuji!" As I reached my hand out to pat the summoned beast''s head, Minami''s summoned beast seemed to enjoy it as it closed its eyes. Ah, this really looks like Minami''s little sister Hazuki-chan. "Aki, aki, listen to me!" "Hm? What is it?" "I''ve been doing a lot of overboard things to you, actually, I li--" "KYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "GYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Minami suddenly did a wrist twisting attack on me. What''s going on!? "Oi, what are you trying to say!? Why are you trying to do such things that''ll trouble me even though you''re my avatar?" "Are you alright, Aki? Does it hurt? Sorry~" "Oi! Are you listening to me!" If possible, I would like you to explain to me what''s going on too" "That''s really bad. No matter how much I tried to explain that I was a guy, that boy just wouldn''t believe me." "--Skirts are full of charm, but the thing that''s most worth mentioning are the kind hope that can be seen inside!" "MuuI really want to remove this summoned beast" "The summoning area was too big. We can''t go out of it." Hideyoshi and Muttsurini''s summoned beasts summoned to have their own will, and these talkative summoned beasts seemed to be troubling them. Even if they want to remove the summoned beasts before they say anymore of their true thoughts, but the summoning field covers the entire school, so they can''t remove them as when they want to. Besides, since the summoned beasts can move on their own, Hideyoshi and the rest don''t dare to look away from it, which makes it even harder for them. "But that''s really amazing. Let alone Muttsurini, we hardly get to hear the secrets Hideyoshi wants to hide." "That''s right. Because Kinosheeta-kun''s most adept at making poker faces." "No no no, Yuuji, Himeji, what are you saying? I''m normally hon--""They''re praising my acting skills. I''m so happy.""" Hideyoshi''s summoned beast was jumping about happily. That''s interesting. I should try this too. "Oh yeah, Hideyoshi" "Wha, what is it, Akihisa?" As he was wary about me, Hideyoshi stuttered for a moment. Let''s ask him some interesting questions. "Hideyoshi, have you been confessed to by guys?" "HOW CAN I BE CONFESSED TO BY GUYS!""It''s been every day recently." """EVERYDAY!!?""" "WHA, WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SPOUTING! AKIHISA, THIS GUY''S SPOUTING NONSENSE! ACTUALLY, I--""Especially on Fridays and Mondays.""I SAID NO!" Hideyoshi continued to look flustered as he tried to hide what his summoned beast said. But Hideyoshi thought too much as this little thing won''t change our thoughts on him, Besides, I already know that Hideyoshi was popular with the guys anyway. "Then let''s talk about Muttsurini. What should we ask him? Muttsurini, you--" "Do, don''t ask me, I, I''m thinking about skirts." "Sorry" "!(shakes head flusteredly)" I seehe''s that concentrated on such a fantasy world Even if we hear Muttsurini''s words, it doesn''t seem any different from usual. Let''s just ignore him for now. "Then, finally--" "--It''s Shimada''s turn." "Wha, what?" On feeling the stares from me and Yuuji, Minami looked extremely awkward. Then, she seemed to be trying to buck herself up as she coughed once before saying to us, "Let me say this first! I don''t have anything to hide! No matter what you try "Actually, yesterday, I got a confession from a first-year girl" NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" """""" I haven''t asked anything yetit seems that Minami''s not good at hiding secrets subconciously. "Tha, that''s too despicable, Aki! Using such a method to ask about my secrets!" "No, I think it''s that you just revealed it yourself, Minami" "Stop trying to defend yourself! Anyway, summon your summoned beast out and share your true thoughts with everyone!" "True thoughts? As in the person I like? Actually, I like--" "SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!" She wants me to summon my summoned beast? Even if it''s Minami''s request, I won''t agree to that at all. In this situation, if I summon my summoned beast, it''ll become an all-out confession. It was because I was wary of the principal''s words that I managed to avoid self-destruction, and I won''t summon my summoned beast no matter what. "It will say the true thoughts, is it" Just when I was thinking about how to avoid this calamity, Himeji-san, who was standing beside me, muttered to herself, and took out a pen and paper before writing some kanji. What is she trying to do? "Well, Akihisa-kun" "Hm? What is it, Himeji-san?" "Do you know how to read these words?" "Let''s see. ''Gap Problem'', right?" "Yes, that''s right." After hearing my answer, Himeji-san seemed to be rather happy as she smiled sweetly. What did that question mean-- DON<--My summoned beast appeared. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!" "I''m sorry, Akihisa-kun, but I have something I want to know no matter what." That''s too cruel! Himeji-san, what did you do to me! "Haha, you''re really an idiot, Akihisa." "Yuuji, who wrote ''De l''esprit des lois''?" " "Montesquieu." DON<--Yuuji''s summoned beast appeared. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!" Yuuji and I ended up summoning our summoned beasts because of their tricks. Ha! Yuuji has no right to call me stupid like that! "Nice job, you two! Answer honestly, Aki! Who do you like!?" "Listen to me, listen to me, I like--" "No one will treat you as a mute if you don''t speak! Hurry up and answer, Aki!" "A, Akihisa-kun! I want to know too!" "Yuuji, how do you view me? Tell me now." The girls are now looking at Yuuji and my summoned beast. As their stares closed in, our summoned beasts, "AKIHISA, YOU IDIOT! IT''S BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME THAT MY SUMMONED BEAST APPEARED!" "YUUJI, YOU MORON! THAT''S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE''S MISFORTUNE!" Our summoned beasts started fighting for some reason. Ahh, so those were our true thoughts. "AKIHISA, YOU IDIOT! IT''S BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME THAT MY SUMMONED BEAST APPEARED!" "YUUJI, YOU MORON! THAT''S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE''S MISFORTUNE!" On a side note, we started fighting each other as well. "Eh, Akihisa-kun, please ignore Sakamoto-kun for now and say who you like, okay?" "That''s right, Aki! You can''t ask other people for their secrets and try to care about something else!" "Yuuji, tell me your true thoughts." "ARRRGHHH! YUUJI YOU IDIOT!" "DAAMMNNN YOU! AKIHISA YOU MORON!" "DIE, YUUJI! BE RESPONSIBLE!" "YOU SHOULD DIE, AKIHISA! GO TO HELL!" "AKIHISA-KUN!" "AKI!" "Yuuji!" Just when we were fighting "Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone~ eh, what''s going on? What interesting things are you doing? Let me take part too!" Kudou-san, whose club activity ended, came to meet up with us after being late for so long. What do we do now? I have a bad feeling about this for some reason "Heh~, summoned beasts that can say true thoughts out~ That seems interesting." """NOT AT ALL!!!""" After knowing the reason, Kudou-san said that happily. It''s because Kudou-san didn''t summon her summoned beast, she found this interesting. "Then, let me try and see if the summoned beasts will say its true thoughts~" """(Looks away).""" Everyone looked down to avoid being targeted. At this moment, Kudou-san unhurriedly spoke up and chose the one she wanted to test, "Muttsurini-kun." "(shocked)." "I have something I always wanted to ask you~" Kudou-san stared at Muttsurini and gave a smirk. Great! The victim''s chosen! "Hey, Muttsurini-kun, I want to ask you something." "I have nothing to--" "I''m very willing if it''s ero-stuff." "Nothing to say to you." The summoned beast immediately went against Muttsurini''s will and spoke on its own. Is that really alright? Ignoring our worries completely, Kudou-san just continued to look at Muttsurini in the eyes and said mischievously, "Haha, we can talk about that, but this seems to be a little different from what I want to talk about~ne, Muttsurini-kun." Kudou-san deliberately paused for half a beat, perhaps to give him time to think, and then said, "You often said that you''re ''not interested'' in me--well, you should be rather interested, right?" On hearing Kudou-san''s question, Muttsurini snorted coldly before saying, "What idiotic words are you saying" "What kind of secrets are hidden under the shorts?" "Uu (pak pak pak)!" "It hurts." Muttsurini forcefully hits the summoned beast that subconsciously revealed his true thoughts a few times. Muu, no matter how Muttsurini tries to force it, the fact that he''s interested in Kudou-san (or at least what''s under her shorts) can be seen clearly from the way he''s nosebleeding. "Ahaha. This little fellow''s really frank. How interesting~" "Not interesting at all!" "I really want to see the shorts." "Uu (pak pak pak)!" "Stop hitting me." "Ahahaha!" Even after knowing Muttsurini''s true thoughts, Kudou-san seemed rather happy. "Seems interesting. Shall I have some fun too~" ""Hm?"" Kudou-san looked away from Muttsurini and turned to Yuuji and me. What does she want to do to us? "Hey, Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun" After calling our names, Kudou-san suddenly reached out to grab her skirt for some reason. "Maybe I''m not interesting for wearing shorts--" She deliberately stopped halfway to give us time to talk. Wha, what is she trying to do? "Do you wantto see what''s under my skirt?" As she said this, Kudou-san even lifted her short skirt under. Do I want to look under her skirt? Haha, really, I thought she would say something else! "What are you saying, Kudou-san? We''re not"Please let me look under your skirt!"perverted people" "That''s right Kudou. No matter how you try to fool us"Wait Akihisa! Me first!" it''s useless" "Aki, come over for a while." "Akihisa-kun, I have something to say to you." "Yuuji, come over." What''s going on? Why do I sense impending death? ~Please hold on for a moment~ "Really, it seems that the punishment for the peeping and the confiscated manage haven''t made you learn. You''ll definitely create a lot of problems with you create those pervy things. Right, Mizuki?" "Eh? We, well, I guess it couldn''t be helped that boys at this age would think of such pervy stuffbu, but anyway, Akihisa-kun shouldn''t look at Aiko-chan that way! If you continue to think those pervy things, I will have to punish you with Minami-chan." "Yuuji, I won''t allow you to cheat on me." ""We remembered it deep inside our hearts."" Yuuji and I put our foreheads on the tatami mat and apologized in unison. UuMinami''s wrestling techniques and Himeji-san''s warning made my body ache all over "I''m sorry, Muttsurini-kun, Yoshii-kun and Sakamoto-kun, I just want to tease you." Kudou-san put her hands together and apologize to us tragic people. "I have no interest in Kudou." "That''s right. You''re too much, Kudou-san." "Please show some self respect to yourself, will you?" "Hm? I shouldn''t lie just to tease you. Sorry." "It''s great that you can honestly reflect on things--hm? lie?" What did she mean by lie? "That''s right. I just lied. Actually, I--" Lifting her skirt up to a height where something can be vaguely seen underneath, Kudou-san said slowly, "Actually, I''mnot wearing shorts today." "U (Tatata)!" "U (Tatata)!" "U (Tatata)!" ""WE DON''T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!"" """No need to explain! Come over!""" ~Please hold on for a moment again~ "Damn itmy consciousness'' starting to fade" "Not goodmy fingers are trembling" Yuuji and I collapsed onto the tatami mat lifelessly and muttered. We wanted to get up, but it seems that we need some time before we can recover." "Yuuji, I''m not wearing shorts underneath as well." "Really, Aki, why are you always thinking of those pervy things in you mind?" "Akihisa-kun, please reflect on your actions this time." The girls lectured us one by one as we lay on the tatami mats. Muueven if you say so "(Unable to move at all)." On a side note, Muttsurini couldn''t move at all as he lost too much blood due to noseblood. Because of that, he was able to avoid the anger bombardment of the girls. On a certain sense, we''re really envious of him. "Aki, you idiot! Pervert!" Minami''s summoned beast even climbed onto my back and jumped on me. But because of her Ancient Literature scores, the summoned beast wouldn''t hurt me no matter how they try. If it''s just that, there''s no need to be scared even if I made her angry Just when my body regained its senses, Kudou-san again ran to us. "Also, listen, you three. I overslept this morning, so I didn''t have time to wear my bra." ""Please spare us "What did you say happened to your bra!?" the agony already!!"" AHHH!! Even though we know that we can''t be taken by Kudou-san, we''ll still show our honest reactions subconsciously! Just when we were getting scared of the sudden storm of rage, Kirishima-san came over to Yuuji. This guy will have to take the third punishment todayand I don''t think even he will take that, right? Goodbye Yuuji, we''ll meet up in the other world. "Yuuji." "No, that''s not it, Shouko! This is a normal reaction a guy can''t control!" Yuuji continued to flail his arms as he tried to defend himself weakly. However, Kirishima-san continued to remain silent and walked closer to Yuuji, "Eh." "Hm? WHOA!" She suddenly reached out and put Yuuji''s head into her chest. What? That bastard!!! I''m so envious of him!! "Are you happy?" "Wha, what are you saying! How can I be so happy about such a "YAHHOOOO"TTHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!" Yuuji used all his strength to try and cover the true thoughts his summoned beast said. On hearing Yuuji''s true thoughts, Kirishima-san smiled and held Yuuji''s head in even tightly. "Then let''s hug longer." "What are you saying, "WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!" LET GO OF MEEEEEE!!!!" Yuuji tried his best to struggle and get away from Kirishima-san''s clutch. Really, that guy''s really not honest. He should just express how happy he is in this situation. "You''re so lucky, Yuuji! I''m jealous! I''m jealous!!" See, why is my summoned beast so honest? "Akihisa-kun, you shouldn''t look at Shouko-chan that way." "Aki, you haven''t reflected on yourself enough?" I''m really too honest here. "I''m happy that Akihisa-kun''s interested in the opposite gender, but you can''t look at Shouko-chan and Aiko-chan like that. Akira-san will be angry. Even if she isn''t, haven''t you created a lot of problems recently because of pervy stuff?" "YesI''m really sorry" I kneeled down and listened to Himeji-san lecture me. Minami, who was sitting beside Himeji-san, wanted to tell me off too, but on hearing her summoned beast comment about Yuuji''s situation "Will my small breasts make others happy", she immediately ran out. However, I guess the reason Yuuji (summoned beast) was that happy was that, more than the size of the breasts, the bigger reason was that Kirishima-san was the one who hugged him. "Speaking of which, if you''re really interested, you should calm down and find a steady partner. Everything has an order." Himeji-san put her hands on her waist and warned me. Himeji-san may be angry, but her angry side had an undescribable charm. It really looks cute to me. "Akihisa-kun, are you listening to me?" "Ye, yes, I was listening to you!" Wah, that was bad. Looks like I have to listen to her properly. Himeji-san''s angry now. If I let her know that she''s cute when she''s angry, "Angry Himeji-san''s really cute, and there doesn''t seem to be any terrifying punishment on the body." "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" "A, Akihisa-kun?" I said that it''ll be bad if she finds out, yet I said it out! This idiot summoned beast! It''s rare that she didn''t beat me up today; what will happen if she changes her mind!? "" I timidly looked for Himeji-san''s response. Himeji-san''s still angry, but she couldn''t hide her happy expression. As a girl, of course she would be happy about being called cute, but she must be feeling complicated about being called cute when she''s angry. Anyway, it''s best if she doesn''t change her mind and punish me "(Ahem) Akihisa-kun, an, anyway" "Ye, yes, Himeji-san?" "Are you going to punish me now?" Seeing Himeji-san peek forward for some reason, I subconsciously took a step back. "No, I don''t have any intention of punishing youI, I know that this is sudden--A, Akihisa-kundo you have anyone you like?" "Eh? Why are you asking that out of a sudden?" I couldn''t catch up to the sudden change in topic. What is Himeji-san saying out of a sudden? "Even though I knew it, but Akihisa-kun really doesn''t understand others when this is involved" "Why is she asking me whether I have someone I like at this moment? Is this like those movies when someone will pass my words to the person I like so that I can rest in peace? Speaking of which, I believe this sort of scene happened in the movie I watched last week. Holding tightly onto the hand of the dying comrade, letting him say his last words and lit a cigarette for him to smoke in his mouth. That person was then called back to be with the Lord. Thenwill Himeji-san make me smoke later? But I''m underaged. Can this really do?" "Erm, Himeji-san, I''m still underaged here" "And also, that''s thinking in a completely wrong direction" How troublesome. I''ll definitely be expelled if I smoke in school. "Does Aki have feelings for me? I really want to know!" "Damn it! Just be quiet!" "NOOO~!!!" "Don''t say no!" Slightly far off, Minami was fighting with her summoned beast. She also has it hard today. "You''re mistaken, Akihisa-kun. I just want to know if Akihisa-kun has someone he likes." Himeji-san asked again. Ah, so that''s not a declaration of death--someone I like? Un, but that''s something I can''t just say in front of others "Well, I like--" "FLY AWAY! LIKE A BALL!!!" "KKYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!" "Ahh! chibi Akihisa-kun!" I kicked the summoned beast into the dustbin as precaution before it spoke. Though the feedback will hurt my body all over, I managed to prevent my secrets from being revealed. That was really close. "How could you do that, Akihisa-kun? Even if the one being kicked is you, that''s" "It hurts." "Okay, okay, pain pain go away, go far far away~" Himeji-san saved my summoned beast from the dustbin and stroked the summoned beast''s head softly. Damn it! My summoned beast, stop fooling around over there! "Yuuji, how about you? Do you like me?" "Humph, how stupid. I don''t have a duty to answer that." "Me? Of course I--" "CRY OUT AND WATCH MY ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!" "MUKYYYAAAA!!!" "Yuuji''s too much." Seems like Yuuji''s having it tough over there too. "Well, Akihisa-kun" Just when I was focusing on Yuuji''s situation, Himeji-san carried my summoned beast and walked over. "(stare)." "Akihisa-kun, what''s wrong?" "No, nothing, nothing at all!" I frantically waved my hands and tried to look around. Himeji-san walked over. That''s not the problem--the problem is that she''s holding my summoned beast in those soft breasts of hers! I''ve been feeling a certain hot and squishy feeling. Don''t tell me "No, that''s not it! I was just scolded about thinking about pervy stuff, so how can I think about such impure stuff out of a sudden? I''m not some perverted person--" "The soft breasts feel so nice!" "LET''S GO! THE NEXT STOP''S THE INCINERATOR!" "Ah, Akihisa-kun! It''s too much to kick your summoned beast outside no matter what!" Himeji-san hugged onto my summoned beast tightly as if she wanted to protect it. DAMNED BASTARD! STOP GLEEING AWAY OVER THERE, MY IDIOTIC SUMMONED BEAST! "Speaking of which, Akihisa-kun, as for the question just now." "--The question just now?" "Yes. It''s the personAkihisa-kun likes." Ku! Is she intending to ask the same question as just now? I really don''t want to do this! But since she insists on it, I have no other choice. Let''s make Himeji-san try the pain of being questioned. We''re all good friends, so we have to go through thick and thin! Before my summoned beast could speak, I hurriedly spoke up to answer her question. "Well, I like," "Ye, yes. Who does Akihisa-kun likes?" Zuzu, in contrast to Himeji-san who couldn''t help but bend forward-- "--G Class'' Samon-san." I pretended to tell her. "Eh? Sa, Samon-san? Who''s that? I''ve never heard of that name before, and does our school have a G class - AH!" DON<--Himeji-san''s summoned beast appeared. "Okay, now everyone''s assembled! Himeji-san, let''s talk about who we like!" "Tha, that''s too sneaky, Akihisa-kun! Using the name of the person you like to fool me is against the rules!" Now I won''t be the one being questioned all the time, and I can get everyone else involved in this as well. "Fufu, welcome here, Mizuki. Let''s all talk about our true thoughts happily." Minami walked over unknowingly as she put her hand on Himeji-san''s shoulder and smiled. That''s right, having an extra chat partner is something worth being happy about. "No, no problems, I don''t have anything to hide in the first place," "Just now, when Akihisa-kun was thinking about pervy things, I didn''t punish him because I have some things I couldn''t say." "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Himeji-san frantically covered the mouth of her overly honest summoned beast. Welcome to our world. "You''re too naive, Mizuki. It''s because you''ve been thinking about trying to hide things that the summoned beasts would end up saying them out." "My doll and table have photos of that guy, and also" Minami and Himeji-san leaped towards their summoned beasts. How stupidIt''s because they''re thinking about hiding things that this, "Something I want to hide? Speaking of which, I want to hide the fact that my A-books were under the laundry basket" "UWAAAAHHHH!!" "MUKKKYYYAAAAHHHH!!!" I dumped my summoned beast into the dustbin. Who''ll even care about feedback now? ~At a same time, in a different place~ "We, well, Kubo-kun." "Un? Erm, you''re" "I''m the class representative of E class. My name''s Nakabayashi." "Really? Hello, Nakabayashi-san, do you need something?" "Erm, how should I put itactually, I, I wanted to say a few words with Kubo-kun. My heart''s all fuzzy recently because of thisno, not fuzzy, or rather, sorrow? Sadness? Or worrying endlessly? Anyway, I don''t know how to express this clearly, but no matter what, I have to tell you, all my troubles up till nowwell, Kubo-kun, are you busy now?" "Not really. I have time to listen to your troubles. No problems." DON<--Kubo and Nakabayashi''s summoned beasts appeared. "Actually, I''ve always liked Kubo-kun from A classmaybe it''s because I''ve been exercising all day that I really like those knowledgeable eyes of him--I really hope to go out with him!" "Why must Yoshii-kun be so defenseless? He''s really cute! Those clumsy actions, clumsy words, every clumsy action makes me fall in love with him." """" "Nakabayashi-san" "Yes" "I''m sorry." "WHY MUST I BE REJECTED IN SUCH A HUMILIATING MANNER!? NOOOOOOO~!!!" ""TAAKE THIS!!!"" ""KYAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"" Yuuji and I seemed to act in unison as we kicked our summoned beasts into the dustbin. I have no idea how many times I repeated this action today "Haa, haa, haawhy did I end up being so tired today" "YeahI didn''t expect a self-aware summoned beast, to be this troublesome" "Yuuji, you have it lightunlike meI still have to take, the feedback of my, summoned beast" It''s tiring having our summoned beasts as our opponents, and this time, no matter how we attacked, the summoned beasts'' points wouldn''t drop at alldamn it, is this a trap that old granny set up!? "Yuuji, you should give up and tell me your honest thoughts." "I want to dig up more secrets about Yoshii-kun~. This is for some people, right?" ""WHO''LL LET YOU KNOW!!"" Kirishima-san and Kudou-san haven''t summoned their summoned beasts, and looked completely uninterested. No, even if those two people summoned their summoned beasts, I think we can expect them to feel at ease. "Kudou-san! Shouldn''t you be asking your worst nemesis Muttsurini instead of me?" "Mn, I wanted to do that too, but Muttsurini-kun became like that--" "I have no interest in Ero-stuff." "I''m very interested in them." "It doesn''t matter what skirt it is." "How can it not matter? That''s really important!" "It doesn''t matter anyway!" "No, I love them all!" "--He''s not much different from usual anyway." "Uthat''s too sneaky" Kudou-san''s right. Right now, Muttsurini''s nosebleeding like mad and practically letting his summoned beast say his true thoughts, and he doesn''t look much different from usual. It''s really not interesting to tease Muttsurini in this state. "In, in that case, I''ll--" To get her away from me, I looked around to check everyone''s situation. How''s everyone''s situation now-- "A, Akihisa-kun! You can''t come over to us!" "And you can''t eavesdrop! Look around to the other side!" "But I''m troubled that he''s looking at other girls like that! Even though I didn''t punish him, I did lecture him badly!" "Ah, I''m the same here! I won''t allow that to happen!" Not far away, Himeji-san and Minami were frantically trying to get in front of their summoned beasts to prevent their summoned beasts'' words from being heard. Though they tried their best, I could hear the summoned beasts'' voices--but I would eavesdrop on some weird terms like ''punishment'', ''H-stuff'' and ''pillow''. That really increased my curiosity. "That''s too bad. I knew all about Mizuki-chan and Minami-chan''s secrets the last time we stayed overnight at prez''s house." Kudou-san clicked her tongue and reached her thumb out, shaking it at me. Damn it! Couldn''t she just look for Himeji-san and the rest "How about Yuuji?" "STOP KIDDING AROUND! SHOUKO ALONE''S A HUGE HEADACHE TO ME!" "Mn~Sakamoto-kun''s under the control of the prez. There''s no need for me." Yuuji won''t do? Then, Hideyoshi''s left. "That''s strange? Speaking of which, I didn''t seem to hear Hideyoshi''s summoned beast talking." "Mn? That''s right? Isn''t that too unfair?" Thinking about it carefully, we didn''t hear Hideyoshi or his summoned beast at all. What''s going on? "Arre? What''s with you two? Did you call my name?" Once I called Hideyoshi''s name, Hideyoshi, who was sitting silently at a corner of the classroom widened his eyes. So he''s been in the classroom all this time, but why is he so quiet? "Kinosheeta-kun, were you sleeping?" "No, in this situation, even I can''t sleep, Kudou." It''s true that anyone who can sleep in this situation is a big idiot who''s a lost cause. "It''ll be troubling if my summoned beast continues to say stuff on its own. So I imagined myself to be like an abbot on a pilgrimage, and curb my emotions using Zen." "" Hideyoshi''s summoned beast was sitting down beside him with his legs folded, closing his eyes like Hideyoshi just now. "Heh~so this can let our emotions settle~" "I see. We just need to empty our consciousness." "Um, seems that way." The summoned beast with a calm and still expression straightened its back, and looked just like a kid. How cute. Just when I was thinking about this-- "I brought Yuuji and Yoshii''s summoned beasts over." ""EH!?"" "It hurts." "She did some overboard things to us." Kirishima-san carried our summoned beasts over with one hand on one. Damn it! When did she!? "SH, SHOUKO! HAND THAT THING OVER TO ME!" "PLEASE, KIRISHIMA-SAN! HAND ME MY SUMMONED BEAST OVER!" "No. If I return it to you, you two are going to jump over and disturb me." Kirishima-san''s dead set on not returning our summoned beasts as she carried both summoned beasts and hid behind Kudou-san. This is really bad! "Now I can ask their true thoughts. Yoshii-kun, do you have anyone you like~?" "Yuuji, what are your true thoughts?" Having finally gotten this opportunity, Kudou-san and Kirishima-san raised the doubts from their hearts. Even if we try to shut our mouths tight, that-- "Someone I like? That''s--" Our summoned beasts were ready to speak up obediently without caring about our intent. Damn it! If that''s the case, we can only try Hideyoshi''s method. Yuuji and I hurriedly folded our legs and sat down on the tatami mat. Zen, Zen Soon after, our summoned beasts did shut up and sat on the tatami mat silently as they entered a Zen phase. Ohh, that''s really effective! "That''s strange? Yoshii-kun?" "Yuuji? Your answer?" "" Our summoned beasts continue to remain silent. Very good, this is really effective! "Look at that, Minami-chan! It seems that we''ll be alright once we enter a Zen phase." "Really? Let us try it!" We can''t understand the situation the rest are going through once we close our eyes, but I can feel Himeji-san and Minami walking over to me with their summoned beasts and entered a Zen phase. I see. These two are sitting down cross-legged in a Zen phase. I see, I seeeh? Cross-legged? If, if that''s the case "Sitting cross-legged with skirts on? I wanna see, I wanna see!" "DAMN IT!!!! MY EVIL THOUGHTS!!!" My summoned beast immediately regained its enthusiasm and jumped up. Damn it! You''re too honest! "What! sitting down cross-legged with skirts on?" "I wanna look too" ""DAMN IT!!!! MY EVIL THOUGHTS!!!"" Ah, looks like I''m not the only one who thought that way. "A, Akihisa-kun" "Akiwhy are you thinking of those obscene things again?" "I, I''m not! You''re mistaken! It wasn''t like that! Actually, I "Cheh, they''re sitting in a seiza position instead of a cross-legged position" I''m really sorry! I was thinking of such impure and obscene stuff!" Damn it! They knew all of my dirty thoughts! "Yuuji, I won''t forgive you for cheating on me." "THAT, THAT''S NOT HOW IT IS, SHOUKO! I WASN''T--"It''s a guy''s instincts to react to girls when they''re sitting down crossed-legged!" KUUAAAAHHH!!! AAAKKKKIIIIHHHHIIIISSSSSAAAAA!!! EVEN I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU SAID THOSE NONSENSSSSEEEE!!!" That''s really a dangerous situation. An evil thought that comes out for a moment will involve life and death. Zen, zen "That''s right, I should have worn pink underwear today, right?" "I''m wearing aquablue~" ""NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen!! Evil thoughts begone! Troubles begone! Hurry up and think of that damned old granny''s naked body! "UggeeeehhhI don''t feel so good now" I ended up disgusting myself, but at least I managed to clear my mind of evil thoughts. Very good, very good, let''s just continue to keep this Zen phase. """""" After a while, all of us clear our minds, and silence occupied this classroom again. That''s really great. "Oi oi, Yoshii-kun." "" I continued to close my eyes. Though Kudou-san called me a few times, it''s not enough to get me out of my Zen phase. I continued to close my eyes and sit cross-legged, cutting off all information from the outside world. "Mn~ really, it became so quiet all of a sudden." "How bothersome. I want to know Yuuji''s true thoughts." The two girls who were in a safe zone muttered to themselves. I''m really sorry, but there won''t be any more interesting things from now on. We just have to wait until the time ends. "Ah, that''s right. I met the principal before I came into the classroom." "Un." "The principal handed me some stuff, and told me that if everyone''s not moving, I should use these." "The principal handed you something?" "That''s right. The principal handed me some boxes, and told me to take out the paper slips from the boxes one by one and read it out to everyone." I opened my eyes slightly, and saw Kudou-san open four small boxes. What are thoseno no, let''s forget about that. I should now focus on Zen. Calm down, calm down "Three cardsword association game?" "I don''t really understand, but that''s likely the feeling. Anyway, let''s try it first. Let me see. Take the first piece out. Hear, prez, read it." "''Striped''." "Here''s the second one." "''Pink''." "Here''s the third one." "''Aquablue''." "Think of something from these three things. What will that be?" "That''s really hard." """PANTIES!!!""" Not good! I got to calm down, and fast! This is a trap set by the enemy. I have to keep calm and clear no matter what, no desire for anything now "Now for the next round. Here''s the first card." "''Yukata''." "Here''s the second one." ""Nurse uniform''." "And here''s the third one." "''Sailor uniform''." """KINOSHEETA HIDEYOSHI!""" """YOSHII AKIHISA!""" "WAIT A SEC! WHY ARE MY VOTES IN THIS WORD ASSOCIATION THE SAME AS HIDEYOSHI!" I can''t accept it! Hideyoshi''s definitely the one if we''re talking about cute dress-up, so why am I tied 3 vs 3 with him--eh? 3 votes? Those three are Himeji-san, Minami, and the last one "Don''t tell me, even Hideyoshi thinks of me this way?" "Hm? Akihisa, what are you saying? How can I look at my friend "If it''s girls'' outfit, Akihisa''s definitely the one suited for it!" in a perverted fashion, right?" This is way too scary. Hideyoshi could say a lie without blinking an eye, and didn''t even change his expression at all. Is this the ability of being a born actor "That''s not right, Hideyoshi. I wasn''t thinking about girls'' outfit. Aren''t those types of clothing what Hideyoshi will wear secretly?" "Akihisa, so that''s how you view me!" Ku! I was too careless and said out my true thoughts! "And now for the next round. Hee." "''Pervy stuff''." "Here''s the second one." "''Say it secretly''." "Here''s the third one." "''To Yoshii''." Why me!? Why is it that I''m treated as a live target every time this happens! No, wait, I have to calm down first. It''s times like this that I can''t fall into disarray. Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen "I see~ so I have to say pervy stuff to Yoshii-kun~ Fufufu~ Can I try it?" "Un." "Thanks prez." Someone save me--the thought came too late as Kudou-san already came close to me. She put her lips at my ears, took a short breath and muttered, "Hey, Yoshii-kun." That''s something that people could associate, a charming and sexy voice. Ku! Kudou-san seems to be really motivated now! Got to endure! I got to endure this! I can only tell me that this involves life and death. Got to endure "Akihisa-kun, you can''t think of pervy stuff because of Aiko-chan!" "Aki, I''ll definitely not forgive you if you make any strange response!" They''re warnings, but the girls looked like they were ready to send me 6 feet under anytime. "" I cleared my soul and prayed for time to tick by faster. Kudou-san seemed to think that my resistance was rather interesting and deliberately paused for a long time before whisper into my ear, " and" "Eh?" The words I''ve never heard of before made me cry out in a puzzled manner. ? ? What''s that? "???" My summoned beast continued to sit down cross-legged and tilt its head in a puzzled manner. I don''t understand what did Kudou-san just say. What was that? " and! (PAAAAA)" " and! (PAAAAA)" I don''t know which idiot and his summoned beast were nosebleeding like crazy. Since that guy''s being so excited, the words must be really pervertedbut I don''t understand what they mean at all, so I could escape unscathed. "That''s strange? Yoshii-kun, you don''t have any response at all?" "? I don''t understand what you mean." "Mu~" It seemed that Kudou-san was unhappy with my response as I felt Kudou-san puffed her cheeks unhappily in front of the calm summoned beast. That''s a pity, Kudou-san. Though it hurts your pride, I win this time. Hurry and give up, return to where you belong-- "--Fuu." "HYAAAAAAHHHHH!!??" Just when I was thinking about that, an abnormal feeling suddenly came from my ear. What? What did she do to me? What am I feeling now?" "Kudou-san!? Did you just blow into my ear!?" "What the heck, my ear and back are feeling strange." "Kyah. What do you think~" "A, Aiko-chan! You can''t do that! If you do that to Akihisa-kun "Akihisa-kun''s voice was really cute just now" KYYYYAAAAAAHHHH!!!" "That''s right! You did that to Aki "So Aki''s sensitive on the ears and neck" NOOOOOOO!!!" "Everyone, shouldn''t you continue staying in a zen phase instead of thinking about this~?" """Guu.""" The summoned beasts seemed like it was about to say something shocking. I hurriedly closed my eyes and steadied my thoughts. However-- "(Cling)." "(Cling)." Himeji-san and Minami''s summoned beast were clinging tightly onto both left and right sides of my hand. My neck had to hold the weights of two summoned beasts, and to be honest, that''s a little tough. It seems like they want to protect me from Kudou-san''s demonic clutches. But in that case, I really can''t concentrate on my Zen "Un. In that case, I can relax a bit." "Aiko, don''t bully Yoshii too much." "Okay, let''s play another round. It''ll end after this round. Here''s the card." "''Your''." "Here''s the second one." "''real''." "Here''s the third one." "''Someone you like''." """Erm, that""" """DOOOORRRRYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!""" Once I recovered, I found Himeji-san, Minami and even Hideyoshi beat their summoned beasts as if they couldn''t take it anymore, and finally stuffed the summoned beasts into the dustbin. I really can''t take itthe feedback''s killing my body I haven''t felt this tired for such a long time Uncomfortable Even I''m feeling tired Uuif this keeps up, maybe I have to end up confessing in such a weird situation Me too, I don''t want to confess because of such a ridiculous thing Everyone started talking in weak voices. There''s still some time until we''re released from this misery. What should we do Speaking of which, why must we be humiliated like this? Yeah! Even if it''s unreasonable, there has to be a limit! Yeah, who''s the reason why we were treated so cruelly like that!? Yeah, who''s the real culprit! Muu, if there''s a need to say Immediately, everyone started to think of someone. White-haired, foul-mouthed, calling us to summon even though she knew this would happen, that damned old granny who''s the source of all evil! Zu, zt, zt, zt The next moment, our summoned beasts opened the classroom door and went out on their own. Ahh, I see. Everyone got the same conclusion. But then again, that''s how it should be. After thrashing others badly and treating them as guinea pigs, she''s too na?ve to think that she won''t be involved. I think that''s the consequences of cause and effects. An expected retribution. But I won''t let her off that easily. Everyone answered in unison. Shouldn''t we have done that right from the beginning? A few minutes later, the old granny''s hoarse scream could be heard from downstairs. But that must be because the summoned beasts weren''t controlled. Since it''s a problem with the summoning system, we aren''t responsible at all. Volume 7.5, Our Song by Tsunemura Yuusaku Volume 7.5, Our Song by Tsunemura Yuusaku Poem: The Sun and the Sunflower. Written by Tsunemura Yuusaku. The moment I realized it, I was always chasing you. The moment I started remembering, I was always chasing your smile. Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. If Im the sunflower. Youre the sun shining on me. I will chase your shine, And grow into a big flower. I cant express these feelings through words, But even so, I want to pass my feelings to you. I love you, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. I really, really LOVE you. (The Super Disgusting poem is complete.) 17 year old student (male)-"Very touching! I can''t stop smiling!" 16 year old student (male)Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I couldn''t help but continue to cry after reading this! 17 year old student (female)I always try to force a smile, but after reading this poem, I couldn''t even smile at all! 23 year old teacher (female): After reading this poem, I couldn''t help but vomit; and I managed to lose 3 kg successfully! 16 year old student (female)That actor idiot brother of mine has been getting nightmares every night nowadays. 38 year old psychiatrist (male)There''s been an increase in number of patients recently. Please send your thoughts over. *Effects may differ from person to person.* Volume 7.5, Me and Lottery and The Pot of Darkness Volume 7.5, Me and Lottery and The Pot of Darkness A few days ago, we had a sports meeting. During one of the sports events, the summoned beast baseball tournament, we really betted on our lives and fought to the very end. At that time, Fukumura-san collapsed as he caught the pickoff from Himeji-san, at that time, Fukumura-san was knocked to the ground after Takahashi-senseis hit, after that, Fukumura-san got hit by Takahashi-senseis hit. After sacrificing our comrade, we finally won the match. But that victoryto us, was the start of another test. Aki-kun, what is this? In my houses living room, ane-san passed over the package the school sent over to me and started interrogating. I tried my best not to look at her and answered, softly, Its some slightly pervy reference book. Reallythis is another great test. I see. So then, whats this? Its a slightly embarrassing reference book. I see. And this? Its a reference book for me to become an adult. As we continued on, ane-sans face started to give off a gentle smile. To the bystander, maybe she might look really calm now as she remained still, but as a younger brother, I knew very well that that was an attacking expression. If I continued to agitate ane-san, my life will be immediately terminated by her. Nows a time for a change in fortunes, I guess? I slightly pondered for a while. In this situation where I need to make a big decision, I need to find someone to talk to. Itll be great if I can have someone I can talk to in this situation Do you want to listen to my suggestion for this kind of thing? Oh my? Isnt this the devil in my heart? Its been a long time. Im a little insecure that its the devil who came up, but it doesnt matter now as long as I can talk to someone Wait a minute. If you dont want to talk to the devil, you can talk to this angel here, Sooi! Uoh! The angel that just appeared got sent flying the sky like a PET bottle! The angel in my heart, I think I told you not to appear again. An, anyway, ane-sans feeling extremely agitated right now. How about we think through the possible scenarios to prevent agitating her? I see. Going through a simulation in the mind to expect what will happen. Thats a good idea. Aki-kun, do you have anything you want to say to me? Ane-san asked me. How should I answer? I have to think through I carefully. Scenario 1 Play Dumb They should be mistaken. Really? Mn, I dont know why I would have those things. But the slip that came with the package has the words these are things confiscated from Yoshii Akihisa. Nope. I cant play dumb and say that the teacher messed up when the explanation slip came over as well. Scenario 2 Admit my own mistake. Im sorry. Its my fault. I see. Im really sorry. Then grit your teeth and get ready to die. My ane-san isnt someone who will forgive others immediately after hearing an apology. Scenario 3 Push the blame to Yuuji Actually, its all Yuujis fault. I see. I was framed. I dont want to hear your excuses. You shouldnt have asked in the first place then. No matter whether I play dumb, admit my own mistake or push the blame to Yuuji, it seems that I wont be able to escape from ane-sans demonic clutches. In other words, the only answer that can allow me to survive is something other than this answer. Okay, in the case, Ill use the fourth choice to answer ane-sans question. I lifted my head and looked straight into ane-sans eyes, took a deep breath, and said to her, Its ane-sans fault. Pushing the blame onto the person whos fuming now!? Thats the worst answer you could think of. What were you thinking? How did you think of this answer I just found out that I chose the worst possible answer. Though its normal to be shaken when Im facing an unprecedented crisis, I still couldnt hide the shock that I chose the worst answer. Thinking about the terrifying corporal punishment that would happen on me anytime now, I became so scared that I cant control my trembling ? Arre? Unexpectedly, ane-san didnt do anything really tragic to me. Haareally, you Ane-san said this and sighed. Ah, seems like she was willing to forgive me. This is a one in a million chance. Lets use this chance to apologize honestly! Well, ane-san, Im sorry. I did reflect on Kneel and bow down first. I stand corrected. She has no intention of forgiving me at all. Ehane-san, shouldnt the classic line be get over here and sit down, right? Kneel and bow down seems to be someone weird somewhere. I afraid that I cant help but kiss you once you lift your head. The floor feels so icy, so cooling, so comfortable. Aki-kun, ane-san never said that you cant read these books at all. Ane-san picked my reference books up and says, Im just saying that if you want to read it, you must be prepared to die. I guess this means that same thing as you cant read them at all. Really, it cant be helped that guys will be interested in these things, but theres an age limit to reading these kinds of books. You need to wait till youre of an old enough age to read. You have to endure it before that. Uuane-san, youre too serious Of course. Im not just Aki-kuns older sister, Im your guardian too. Since youre my ane-san and guardian, you shouldnt be saying things like kiss you, right? Anyway, are you reflecting on this? Yes, Im thoroughly reflecting on them. From today onwards, you shall follow the rules of society and study hard like a good student, okay? Yes, Ill study hard. Will you live a healthy and orderly normal lifestyle? Yes, Ill live a healthy and orderly lifestyle. Is ane-san the person you love the most in this world? No, not to that extent. OW! IT HURTS! ANE-SAN! A SLAPS REALLY! But youreally, Aki-kuns troubles are really bothering me Thats not true. Ill live my life seriously like a good student. Really? Then why do you want to take back these ero-books? Eh? Because these are reference books. OW! IT HURTS! ANE-SAN! AN ELBOW TO THE MOUTH IS TOO! Here, Aki-kun. Hold this too. Yes On a warm and sunny Saturday, as my reference books (Ero-books) were discovered, I was forced to accompany ane-san on a shopping trip as a gofer as punishment. Uuits really heavy It wont be considered punishment if its light. Though were shopping, ane-san wasnt buying things girls like to buy, like clothes or little ornaments, but daily necessities and electrical appliances. Thus, the trolley in front of me is really heavy. Thats right, ane-san, why did you buy the steam oven? I looked at the largest electrical appliance in the trolley as I asked ane-san. Dont we have one at home already? I just like the exterior design of it. I dont intend to use it for something. Ane-sans answer really puzzled me. She just liked the exterior design? Would people deliberately spend money to buy a steam oven? Ah, I got it. Speaking of which, I think the TV program I saw yesterday introduced some simple and delicious baked cheese and chicken . The method is to put the cheese and tomato paste on the chicken breast, steam it, and finally, add some lime or lemon juice on it to add to the flavorThats really a simple and delicious meal. I guess. The exterior designs really nice. Yes, I like it too. Actually, this dish doesnt need a steam bowl to make, since the normal microwave in our house can do the job as wellbut I guess I shouldnt tell ane-san after all. Its rare that she wants to cook. Seeing ane-san working so hard, I really want to smile, but just when I was thinking about that, ane-san put fingers below her chin and muttered to herself while pondering. The ingredients required are lime and cheese, and So she wants to get the ingredients for the baked cheese and chicken. The ingredients listed on the program were lime, cheese, tomato paste and chicken breasts, four items Pigs blood and chicken breast Uh oh. This person must have mistaken pigs blood for tomato paste. Erm, wellane-san Lime, cheese, pigs blood and chicken breast Ane-san continued to focus on those ingredients as she ignored my voice completely. Really, even if ane-san wants to cook something and hide it from me, at least she should note down what ingredients she needs. Ane-san! I tried to call ane-san again. This time, she finally noticed me. Ahh, sorry, I was thinking about something. Is there something? Ane-san deliberately acted as if there was nothing wrong. Since she wanted to work hard alone, I should pretend that nothing happened. However, I have to find a way to tell her the difference between pigs blood and tomato paste. Its a little sudden, but the red of the meat sauce is made from tomato paste. Do you know that? Tomato paste? Un, the type where they boil and press through. Thats definitely not the red made from pigs blood. I see. I really had a lesson today. Ahaha, thats because ane-san lacks knowledge about cooking. I laughed as I ended the topic about food. I gave a hint already; will ane-san realize that the red from that dish wasnt from pigs blood but from tomato paste? Let me seethe ingredients are lime, cheese, pigs blood andshears. DAMN IT! NOW SHE MISTOOK CHICKEN BREAST FOR METAL BAT BECAUSE HER ATTENTION WAS DIVERTED! They sound similar to chicken breast, but ane-sans really scary for mixing food and metal up. Looks like I have to remind her first. An, and also, ane-sanshears are metallic. Theyre not ingredients. Of course. Shears are to be used for cutting metal boards or metallic wires. They contain metal, but theyre different from the types humans need. Besides, the metals the human body needs to take in, iron, zinc and magnesium, and these arent to be consumed directly through the mouth. U, un, thats right. So please dont treat shears as an ingredient. AhhI chose to say so much at this time. Now she would choose lime, cheese, tomato paste and chicken breast, right Let me see. The ingredients are knives, beef, pigs blood and shears Its over. These things cant be used to cook baked cheese and chicken, but an unbelievable murder scene! Ane-sanI, I want to have chicken for dinner tonight. Can we buy lime, cheese, tomato paste and chicken breast I dont mind, but what do you want to do with these ingredients? I really want to return those words back to you! Anyway, can we go to a supermarket first? Okay, but before we leave this place, I want to check out the hardware area. No need for that. We definitely wont need to use hardware as ingredients. I forcefully grabbed ane-sans hand, pushed the extremely heavy trolley with one hand and headed to the cashier. Even if ane-sans a real idiot at cooking, at least she wouldnt put hardware into foodbut a little added security wont hurt. Besides, this is heavily related to my life. Oh yes, Aki-kun. Once were done with the shopping in the supermarket, can you follow ane-san to buy some underwear? Ehthat, thats a little Even though were family, I cant just accompany ane-san to an underwear shop! No, its because were family that I cant go there with her. To this ane-san of mine who lacks common sense, the underwear shop may be just one stop on a shopping trip, but to me, thats a shameless game. I cant agree to that no matter what. You dont want to? Im a guy after all. If its not urgent, you can go on your own, ane-san. Sorry, but I really need it. Heh? Really? Yes, actually, before I bathed this morning, I took all my underwear to wash. She washed all her underwear before bathing? And now she needs to buy some urgently. Dont tell me its because Ho, hold on a minute! Dont tell me, below ane-sans clothing Are you talking about the underwear? If that, then I definitelyzchuu! THEN WHAT!? WHATS AFTER DEFINITELY!? Ara, this alarm clocks really cute. I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ALARM CLOCK! HURRY UP AND ANSWER MY QUESTION! ARE YOU WEARING IT OR NOT WEARING IT!? I HAVE TO USE THIS ANSWER TO DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD TREAT MY OLDER SISTER AS A PERVERT!! Ane-san, treat it as Im begging you. Please answer Im wearing! Or else Im going to be labeled the ungodly title of a perverts little brother! Of course I wore it before. THERES A PERVERT HERE!!! PAST TENSE! WHY MUST IT BE THE PAST TENSE! ITS A GOOD THING SHES WEARING PANTS NOW, OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE FAINTED IF SHES WEARING A SKIRT! Youre really noisy, Aki-kun. Dont you feel ashamed at all? NO! SHOULDNT ANE-SAN BE ASHAMED ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER!? I WANT TO RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY FROM THIS PERSON HERE! Aki-kun, I was just joking. Ehjoking? Yes. Since Ive been scolding you a lot recently, I thought I should joke around with you for a bit to ease your feelings. Ane-san smiled as she said that. That was a joke? I really couldnt laugh at that oneI nearly believed it! Did I scare you? More than scared, I think it was more like so it was like that feeling How rude. Wouldnt ane-san be like a pervert if you put it that way? The like is unnecessary, but it doesnt matter now Anyway, at least I can finally heave a sigh of relief and continue shopping. After buying everything I need and settling the bill, the shop assistant passed me a few coupons. What are these? Are these lottery coupons? Thats great, Aki-kun. Ah, yes. It seemed that as this was the 7th anniversary of the shops opening, so I could get lottery tickets once I bought a certain amount of stuff. Really, it feels like I earned something when I dont even know of it. Then lets go try it. Itll be great if we can draw something. After letting the shop assistant put aside our stuff for safekeeping, ane-san and I walked towards the the lottery area near the cashier. There were about 10 people queuing up for the lottery, and the shop assistants were dressed in traditional festive clothing in front of the lottery booth, shouting energetically. Congratulations customer! You''ve won the 4th prize, ''3,000 yen worth of metal bats''! I guess any ordinary person who won this prize would be thinking that they didn''t win anything at all. Dear customers, please don''t be discouraged. The top prize ''100,000 yen worth of metal bats'' and special prize ''500,000 yen worth of metal bats'' weren''t drawn yet! What''s going on with this shop? Are there no other prizes other than metal bats? Did they not check on the customers'' needs? Even the delinquents from the countryside don''t need that many metal bats, right? Just when I was ready to leave the queue waiting for the lottery, I noticed the other prizes. 5th prize: Udzuki onsen 2-person''s chalet ticket. 6th prize: Seafood deluxe set. 7th prize: 10,000 yen worth of shopping vouchers. Shouldn''t these prizes be in the front. There seemed to be a lot of prizes. It''s great if we could get those shopping vouchers before we bought these. The onsen chalet trip that was designated as the 5th prize seemed to be the biggest. On thinking about, that customer who got 4th prize just gave a wry smile and left without accepting the prize. It''ll be great if we could draw the onsen chalet trip. That should be for couples, right? Really? I think that it''s alright for us siblings to go there. Go for an onsen bath with ane-san? That sounds good. Soak in an onsen, eat delicious food, now that will be wonderful. I also want to take my hardworking ane-san to an onsen everyday. Here''s the coupons, ane-san. Nope. Aki-kun, you can draw them all. Ane-san will just watch from the sidelines. Eh? Is that good? Un. I''ll be watching. As ane-san refused, the 10 tries were in my hand. Okay, I have to get the 5th prize no matter what! After queuing for a while, the person in front of me got some tissue paper and left. It''s now my turn. Will the next customer step up please~ Sorry to bother you. I handed the tickets to the assistant in charge of the lottery, and put my hand onto the handle of the spinning lottery press. 1, 2, 310 tickets altogether. You can draw 10 times. I close my eyes and concentrate. Here I go! Tissue, tissue, metal bat, tissue, tissue, tissue, tissue, metal bat, tissue What the heck! Drawing the 4th prize occasionally made me really mad. Standing in front of the small pile of tissues (naturally, I refused the metal bats), and took a deep breath. The final chancewatch me! I forcefully spun the lottery press for the last time, and the press let out sounds of little beads colliding. I spun it hard, and saw a blue bead drop out from the hole. Oh? What prize will this ball be? Congratulations, dear customer! You have won the 6th prize, the seafood deluxe set! The shop assistant took the bell that was beside the lottery press and shook it. RING! Oh! The seafood deluxe set! Now I really got a huge prize! The seafood deluxe set can be prepared for you immediately. Do you want to bring it back, or should we deliver it to your residence? The shop assistant asked me. What should I do? The seafood deluxe set looks really heavy, and if possible, I hope that they would deliver it to my house. But in that case, I have to wait till tomorrow to receive it. It''s rare that ane-san will be resting at home tomorrow. If I bring it home today, I can prepare a sumptuous meal for ane-san. I''ll bring it back then. Okay. I did intend on borrowing a trolley from them to bring the steam oven back. Now I might as well bring the seafood deluxe set home. Wow, the 6th set''s already so good. A customer who was watching from afar let out this sound. I see, so that''s the aim of this shop. If that customer queued up and saw the list of prizes, he would feel the same as me. Thinking about these useless things, I dumped everything we bought just now onto the trolley and turned to leave this shop. Akihisa-kun? Hm? On our way home, I was pushing the trolley forward, only for someone behind me to call my name. Who''s that? Ara, isn''t that Mizuki-san? Hello. Hello, Akira-san, Akihisa-kun. Hello, Himeji-san. I turned around to look, and standing in front of us was Himeji-san, who was giving off a girlish presence with her neon green top and skirt. The comfortable looking casual clothes looks cute on her. Akihisa-kun, did you come out to shop today? Ah, yes. The trolley I''m pushing now has a steam oven, some daily necessities and the seafood deluxe set just now. Speaking of which, we really bought a lot of things today. Wowyou bought a lot of things. Are you going to cook a feast? No. Aki-kun won it in a lucky draw. Ane-san said as she pointed at the Styrofoam boxes that had all sorts of seafood inside. After seeing so many things, anyone would definitely think that there''s a feast or something. Oh yes, Mizuki-san, where are you going? I''m going to buy ingredients for dinner. As she said that, Himeji-san raised the bag she had in her hand slightly. It''s really like Himeji-san to prepare her own bag when buying things. Speaking of which, you''re in charge of dinner tonight, Mizuki-san? Yes. I''m in charge of dinner, but daddy and mommy are out, so I''m just making my own share. Oh yes, I think I remember now. Himeji-san''s a lone daughter. You''re having dinner alone, Mizuki-san? Will your parents be back late? Ah, yes. They went to attend a friend''s wedding far away, so they will be back late. Speaking of which, Himeji-san can only watch the house alone before her parents come back. I''ve often heard some shocking social news these days, so it''s worrying that a girl''s watching home alone. Just when I thought about that, ane-san seemed to think the same thing. She asked Himeji-san, Mizuki-san, in that case, why don''t you have dinner with us? Eh? Himeji-san couldn''t help but blink. It''s too dangerous for a girl to be alone. How can I leave you like that after knowing your situation? Eh? But that''s Come along, Himeji-san. I just happened to win a seafood deluxe set. It''s impossible for ane-san and me to finish all these up. As expected of a prize that''s used for a lucky draw, the seafood deluxe set was too much. Raw seafood can''t be kept for too long. It''ll be great if Himeji-san can come over to help finish the food. I''ll be bothering you in that case No need to worry. We don''t feel bothered at all. That''s right. We can''t finish that much seafood, so just come over and help us finish it up. Ane-san and I try our best to persuade Himeji-san, who''s been refusing us, The, then I''ll help myself then Now Himeji-san finally nodded her head and agreed. Good, very good. It''s rare to get good ingredients. If Himeji-san would come over to enjoy this food, it would be all the more reason why I should show off my skills. I must do my best today and make a good meal for ane-san and Himeji-san. That''s right, that''s what I intended. Well, Akihisa-kun Hm? Himeji-san, what is it? Since I''m going to your house, then, at least let me prepare dinner for tonight. But the situation developed in a bad way. Wha, wha what are you saying, Himeji-san? Ho, how, how, how can I let the guest do this? But if I don''t do so, I''ll feel really bothered But if I let you prepare dinner, my life will be at stake! Think about it, you''re definitely not used to the utensils and stuff in my house, so you may get hurt accidentallyI think it''s better to leave it to me In that case, I''ll bring my utensils over. No no no. There''s no need for such trouble. I''ll handle dinner tonight. No, Akihisa-kun cooked for us when we went to your house for the study meeting. So it''s my turn to cook. Himeji-san sounded gentle, but nobody can change her will. Just when I was really exasperated over this and wondering how I should advise her from cooking Okay, okay, you two, knock it off. In that case Ane-san spoke up to stop us. Has she thought of a good idea? In that case, both sides should step aside. Tonight''s dinner will be prepared by Mizuki-san and me. How about it? THAT''S THE WORST POSSIBLE SITUATION I COULD THINK OF!!! THERE''S ONE MORE KILLER COOK HERE! What should I say? This situation is completely out of my control! Akira-san and I will be making dinner tonight? In that case Himeji-san didn''t refuse ane-san''s proposal. I''m begging you, Himeji-san! You should insist on your own thoughts! We, well, you twoI don''t mean it that way Then it''s decided, Mizuki-san, I''ll hope to learn from you later. Ye, yes. I''ll be in your care, Akira-san. Not good. They''re not listening to me at all. I''ll get the ingredients now. Ahh! Himeji-san hold on! Himeji-san never even listened to me as I tried to stop her, and hurriedly ran to a nearby pharmacy. EEEHHH!? ISN''T SHE GOING TO BUY INGREDIENTS!? WHY MUST SHE HEAD TO THE PHARMACY!? ISN''T THIS TOO WEIRD!? Okay, I should get some ingredients too. After saying that, ane-san went off to the store. That''s too weird! Why are these two''s basic sense in ''food'' completely wrong!? After both of them left, I was left alone with the trolley. A combination of Himeji-san and ane-santo be honest, I don''t think I can stop them. My mind suddenly remembered the terrifying feeling when I was forced fed with Himeji-san''s rice balls. The scene of Yuuji and Muttsurini betraying and stuffing the poison into my mouth flashed in my mind. Why must I get stuck in this painful experience I had to go through? I shouldn''t be the only victim, it''s time for Yuuji and Muttsurini to suffer. After thinking for a while, I finally came to a conclusion. In that case, I''ll at least, Uu, phone, phone I took my handphone out from my pocket and searched out my bad friend''s number. Hello? Is that Yuuji? I won something good in a lucky draw, but it''s impossible for ane-san and me to finish them up, so At least I can get a few bad-lucked people to die with me. Good friends are to go through thick and thin together. Akihisa, we''re here~ Yuuji''s voice came from the speaker. I''m really touched that he came here as promised. Welcome. You guys all came over. I opened the corridor entrance and welcomed everyone. Once the door opened, I found my usual good friends, Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini standing at a door. It''s rare that you''ll have such good stuff. I''m somewhat feeling sorry for just coming here to eat. It feels a little thick-skinned for me, but I''m rather happy to enjoy a bowl of soup. I''m looking forward to eat. There''s too much here, so it''s a great help that you guys could help finish it with me. Even with so many people, there''s still enough food. They didn''t need to mind at all. Sorry for intruding. Same here, sorry to bother you. Excuse me. Here here, hurry up and come in. I tilted my body aside and let them into the house, put my hand behind the door to close it, and didn''t forget to lock it. Mu? What''s wrong? Is there a need to lock the door? Ahaha, security''s been bad recently. For added precaution, I hooked like the chain lock on the door. This move is extremely important, enough to delay them long enough when they run away. Akihisa, I''m starting to get a bad feeling about this. Yuuji, who was standing at the front porch, seems to be hesitating over whether he should move forward. As expected of Yuuji, your primitive instincts are as sharp as ever. What do you mean, Akihisa and Yuuji? Didn''t we come here to enjoy a seafood meal? It''s not like we''re having some poisonous meal As Hideyoshi spoke halfway, the door leading to the living room opened. The person who appeared in front of us was Ah, Sakamoto-kun, Kinosheeta-kun, Tsuchiya-kun, hello. Dressed in an apron, the killer cook, Himeji-san was standing there. UU!! You''re running away? Yuuji immediately turned around and tried to run to the corridor, but having expected this, I raised my leg, BAM, and hit it low against the wall of the front porch to block Yuuji''s escape. A, Akihisa, you bastard! Yuuji, it''s now a one way trip to Hell. Don''t think you can escape! Nobody''s going think of escaping this trip to Hell. If we must curse, we shall curse all you people who came here excitedly thinking that you''re going to enjoy a great meal! A, Akihisa! Don''t you find that doing this to your friends is too cruel!? I was wrong about you! (Nods head frantically)! Hideyoshi and Muttsurini looked sad and angry. That''s right, every guy present here knew the terror of Himeji-san''s cooking, so it''s expected that they would have this kind of response. However It''s alright, I understand. Even though you guys say so, you guys aren''t willing to see me suffer on my own, right? Shouldn''t we go through thick and thin as friends? I trust this group of guys. You could have just died alone! I don''t think anyone who''ll do this is a friend! The Devil! The completely dishonest friends actually said such heartfelt words. How stupid. Even if they said so, I have picked up the true feelings you people couldn''t hide at all. (((Akihisa, we''ll kill you))) You guys will die together with me! Akihisa, you bastard. You''re thinking about taking revenge for that incident during the sports meeting, right? Too heinous! That has nothing to do with me, right? To be honest, I was hesitating over whether I should have gotten Hideyoshi involved in this, However, we''re a four man gang with a great relationship with each other. I really couldn''t bring myself to exclude Hideyoshi. Ara? Sakamoto, you guys are here? Hurry up and come in. Just when I was quarrelling with Yuuji and the rest, ane-san come over from the kitchen. There''s really too much seafood, so I called everyone to come over to finish this. This idea''s not bad. With so many people eating, the serving each person will have will reduce a lot. If the situation''s good, maybe I could save my precious life. In that case, shall we call Minami-san, Shouko-san and Aiko-san over for dinner? Everyone played together at the seaside before. It''s not too bad to invite them over, right? Eh? Can I? As ane-san said a lot of vicious words before, I thought that she would be really angry if I called other girls over, especially since I got those secret reference books confiscated from me. I have to be especially careful now. You can. After seeing Aki-kun''s actions, I shouldperhaps ane-san restricted you too much and caused a negative effect. You can invite girls to our house to play as long as ane-san''s around. Ohh! An unexpectedly happy outcome even after she found so many reference books. That''s great! But your life will be in danger if there''s any lewd things like physical contact or peeping. You have to remember that. Un, I can expect that without ane-san reminding me. Of course, I knew that my ane-san isn''t going to say such nice things. Yuuji, can you call Kirishima-san? Ah, I remember she said that she had something on today I called Shouko-chan already. She said that she''ll be here in a while. That''s too fast already, Himeji! Then, we confirmed that Minami and Kudou-san were alright. Now the members of the 2 day 1 night seaside trip are all gathered together. Oi, Akihisa, what do we do now? Even if you ask me, I Yuuji, who''s sitting on the sofa in the living room, raised his chin to point at the kitchen. I wanted to enter the kitchen to invigilate to prevent them from adding some suspicious things into the food, but ane-san and Himeji-san chased me out with the reason that ''the kitchen''s a woman''s battlefield''. It would be an apt description if this can be used to measure the number of casualties. Well, Akihisa-kun Hm? Wha, what is it, Himeji-san? Himeji-san poked her head out from the kitchen. What happened? I''m looking for something Something? Ahh, I got it. Since it''s someone else''s kitchen, Himeji-san probably doesn''t know where the utensils or seasonings are at. And besides, ane-san doesn''t cook often, so of course she doesn''t know. Ok, what are you looking for? I nodded my head and got up as I prepared to head to the kitchen. What does she want? A steamer to steam prawns or oyster? Or a large pot to boil soup ActuallyI''m looking for instant glue. At this moment, the very definition of food crumbled from the base up. Not goodI''ll definitely die here today Damn itI still have lots of things I haven''t done yet I want to live, live a little longer! On hearing Himeji-san''s words, a burial-like atmosphere started to swarm around my bad friends. Everyone, don''t give up! Now that we know of the existence of instant glue in this, we can find a way to avoid this tragedy! Thus, I told Himeji-san in a warning tone. We, wellHimeji-san, I guess you should be clear that you can kill people if you add instant glue into food. It''s really dangerous What are you saying, Akihisa-kun? Wouldn''t it be bad if I add instant glue into the food? Himeji-san looked puzzled as she answered. Wha, what, so it wasn''t to be added into the food Tha, that''s right. It''ll be bad if you add instant glue into food! Everyone knows that! Yes. Fufu, Akihisa-kun''s really weird. On seeing that Himeji-san''s smiling, the burial-like atmosphere in the living room gradually vanished. That''s great. Since Himeji-san still had such common sense, there should be no problems, right? I heaved a sigh of relief, and now, there''s only a little doubt in my head. Hm? In that case Why do you need instant glue? Ahh, I wanted to make French seafood stew, but the pressure cooker broke right down the middle, so I''M GOING BACK!!! ARGH! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! DON''T YOU DARE ESCAPE! Damn it, these idiots are leaving me behind!! I chased after them to prevent them from leaving the trip to Hell. However, Yuuji opened the door and was about to run outside Why must you leave when I just arrived? UWAAAHHH!! PLEASE, SHOUKO! LET GO OF ME! The moment he stepped out of the house, Yuuji was caught and grabbed tightly by Kirishima-san, who just arrived. Kinosheeta, Tsuchiya, where are you going? Muttsurini-kun, even if I''m here, you don''t have to be so embarrassed that you must leave, right? Hideyoshi, and Muttsurini were cut off too. Such idiots, leaving me behind and running away? Things aren''t that simple. Minami, Kirishima-san, Kudou-san, welcome. Here here, hurry and come in. Pardon us for intruding. Yuuji was long caught in Kirishima-sans grasp, and I grabbed Hideyoshi and Muttsurinis hands tightly and dragged them back into the house. The trio who were brought back looked like prisoners who failed in their prison break. Aki, heres a souvenir. I brought a little something from my house to Akira-san. I brought something too. The girls all brought different gifts. Actually, they didnt need to spend so much effort, but in this situation, they arent as used to this place as Yuuji, who I knew for quite a while. Im really grateful to you people. I thanked them as I received their gifts. Besides the fruits like oranges and grapefruit, Kirishima-san gave me what looked like some high-class grape wine in a wooden box. I have to be careful not to let Himeji-san or Kirishima-san drink this wine Everyone walked into the living room. Would it be too packed with too many people here? Ah, everyones here. Hello. Welcome. Ane-san and Himeji-san invited everyone in. Minami and the rest greeted them, and everyone randomly chose a seat. Mizuki, what did you intend to do? Minami sat on the sofa and asked Himeji-san. I wanted to make French seafood stew, but But what? I failed a little, so I have to redo it again Himeji-san muttered sadly. Who would have thought that the little failure Himeji-san said would be a complete destruction of the pressure cooker? Arre, Mizuki, don''t be so disheartened. Anyone can fail. Failure''s the mother of success. I don''t really understand cooking, but you can definitely succeed next time. The girls encouraged Himeji-san in an understanding manner. I really want to encourage her too, but if it''s cooking, I may end up endangering my own life if I say something wrong. I guess I better watch myself and be quiet. But there''s no time. How can we prepare such food now that needs such a long time to prepare Himeji-san said in regret. At this moment, Kudou-san look around at everyone and suggested, In that case, why don''t we have hotpot? Eh? You''re sayinghotpot? Yeah. We have so many people, so a hotpot based on seafood should be good. There''s no need to spend too much time preparing the food, and everyone can enjoy it. The problem is Hotpot? I understand, I''ll prepare it now. The problem is that this hotpot''s going to be made from the hands of a killer chef. Ah, Himeji. Hotpot''s my speciality, so just leave it to No, Sakamoto-kun, you and the rest can just wait for the start of the meal! Yuuji''s proposal was instantly rejected. But Himeji, you just need to boil the soup for hotpot. Why is Kinosheeta-kun saying that as well? The soup''s very important. It seems like she''s determined to prepare dinner no matter what as she wasn''t letting us guys help. Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini were chased out of the kitchen by her. Uunow, what do we do How about we have some dark hotpot? At this moment, ane-san suddenly raised this mysterious proposal in a mindless manner. Dark hotpot? Yes. I heard that amongst all hotpots, the dark hotpot''s the best kind. No, ane-san, that''s That''s not truejust when I was about to say this, I suddenly thought. Hold onthis may be a good idea! Even if us guys stand up and say that we can prepare a dish in a short time, Himeji-san will feel troubled and would insist on cooking. As long as Himeji-san''s around, it''ll be futile no matter what kind of food we cook. But it''ll be different if it''s dark hotpot. Since we''re going to add all our current ingredients, it will have nothing to do with Himeji-san''s help. If it has nothing to do with her own culinary skills, she can''t possibly create some dangerous dish. Maybemaybe we can really come back safely! I shot a glance at Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini. They seemed to have the same idea as well as everyone gave the same look. No matter what, we have to make this dark hotpot the dinner for tonight. Great! Then it''s decided! WellAkira-san, dark hotpot''s a little different from a normal hotpot This idea''s good! I think that the dark hotpot''s a rather good suggestion! That''s right! Dark hotpot''s the hotpot amongst hotpots! Dark hotpot''s the best! As expected of ane-san! This is really great! We shouted out in agreement and deliberately shut off Minami''s voice. It''s definitely the correct choice to have dark hotpot today. It''s not our bad intentions; this is for Minami''s precious life''s sake as well! I''m interested in dark hotpot as well, and I''ve never tried it before. Me too. It doesn''t seem to be a bad idea to try it out. Kudou-san and Kirishima-san added on. You two really helped out a lot! Ah, but our house doesn''t have a cassette gas stove At this point, I finally remembered something important. My house''s cassette gas stove was spoilt a while back, and we haven''t bought a new one since then. But this is a life-and-death situation. It seems that I can only ask ane-san to buy one Akihisa-kun, I can get a cassette gas stove from my house if you need to. My house''s nearby anyway. Eh? Really? Of course. I intend to bring some other things over as well, so I can bring them all in one go. Himeji-san proposed happily. In that case, I''ll just ask her to bring it over. Then, before Mizuki comes back, I''ll make a few appetisers. Aki, can I use these ingredients? Mn, you can. Minami asked as she pointed at the box with lots of seafood inside. This is really a proposal I really wanted. It''s rare to have so many good ingredients, so it''s a waste to use them for the dark hotpot. In that case, I''ll help out as well. I''ll help out too~ After Minami said so, Kirishima-san and Kudou-san followed. I don''t know how''s Kirishima-san''s culinary skills, but since Yuuji didn''t stop her, at least it won''t be fatal. Kudou-san definitely won''t add some weird things inside as well, so there shouldn''t be any problems with leaving it to them. Minami-chan, I might need to spend some time, so if you need to do something, you can start on your own without me. Is that so? I understand then. I''m going back then. After Himeji-san said that to Minami, she ran towards the entrance in small steps. I''ll prepare the soup base for the dark hotpot then. A, ane-san! I''ll boil the soup base later, so just sit over and rest for a while! I continued to try and stop ane-san, who intended to walk to the kitchen. In the end, Minami, Kirishima-san and Kudou-san all entered the kitchen. Himeji-san went back home to get some stuff, and the rest are just waiting for the execution in the living room. Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting. The appetiser''s done. Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. After we waited in the living room, Minami and Kirishima-san brought a large plate as they walked towards us. What kind of appetiser did they prepare for us? As there''s grape wine, we tried to make seafood cold dish. WWOOOOHHH!!! The entire plate was filled with fresh fish, and the fish was surrounded with lush green vegetables. There''s also the beautiful lines of sauce on it. This fish should be the one drawn from the lucky draw, right? I remember that this fish wasn''t sliced Minami, did you slice this fish? No, I was in charge of the sauce and the arrangement. The fish was I sliced it. Wow, so Kirishima-san did that? The fish that was arranged aren''t inferior to the sashimi sold outside, as every single piece was sliced to perfection. I had never known that Kirishima-san can cook. Because this is a part a bride has to learn. Kirishima-san explained shyly. I see. She always dreamt of being a bride when she was young, so she worked hard to learn how to be a good wife. Kirishima-san''s really hardworking, and passionately devoted. There''s sashimi, steamed oysters and seafood salad~! Then, Kudou-san served up a large plate. The plate has steamed oysters with the shells on and a salad that''s laced with shrimp and cuttlefish. But then again, I was just in charge of washing the vegetable and arranging the dish~ No no no, this is already impressive enough. There''s such appetizing food on the table. The most important thing about eating seafood is the freshness, and we have to savor the food before the cold dish becomes warm. Well, it''s a bit bad to Mizuki, but we better start first. Minami took off the apron and then sat on the carpet. Kirishima-san and Kudou-san found their seats as well. Shouldn''t we wait for Himeji-san. We can wait for herbut if we do that, Mizuki will be troubled that she kept us waiting. That''s her personality after all. That''s true. Himeji-san did say that ''you can start first'' before she left. I think we should just follow what Minami said. Then, I''m a little sorry to Mizuki, but let''s tuck in. Let''s have a toast first then. Didn''t Kirishima-san just give us a bottle of grape wine? Why don''t you open it and drink it, ane-san? I don''t really understand wine, but since it''s white grape wine that''s iced, it should be suitable to go along with these dishes. That''s true, but it''s a little awkward when I''m the only one drinking. It couldn''t be helped then. We''re all underaged here. Yeah. Why don''t we replace wine with juice? Ah, Kinosheeta, hold on a minute! We just prepared some drink as well. I''ll bring them over. Minami said as she stood up. Speaking of which, she just borrowed a juice blender from me. So she wanted to make fruit juice. Here we here. This is my specially-made fresh fruit juice. Minami took out a few glasses of fruit juice from the kitchen. They sure looks good. Minami herself said that she had no confidence in cooking, but she should be rather good at that, right? Then, cheers! Cheers! After everyone called out ''cheers'' in unison, I slowly brought the cup to my mouth. The sweet and sour taste of the freshly squeezed juice is about to reach my mouth. This glass of fruit juice should have lots of assorted fruits in them, and I smelt lots of different aromas in my nose. It''s rare to get a chance to drink freshly squeezed juice. I have to enjoy this. Tilting the glass, I took a sip of fruit juice and swirled it with my tongue twice. The fruit juice in my mouth let out a rather familiar taste, but it was a taste I never tried before. The strong taste that''s full of intensity. The intense flavor ofTabasco. IT''S HOT! IT''S TOO SPICY! ARE YOU DELIBERATELY BULLYING ME NOW!? It was so hot that I couldn''t help but roll on the floor. Why must Minami do such a cruel thing!? Because my hand naturally reached for the Tabasco the moment I thought of Aki. What? So Akihisa''s drink was the only special one. Shimada''s really thoughtful about Akihisa. It couldn''t be helped that your hand naturally reached over. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT COULDN''T BE HELPED! AND THIS SORT OF GIRL''S ROMANCE THINGY ISN''T CUTE AT ALL! I was too careless! So tonight''s enemy isn''t just Himeji-san! Anyway, get me something I can drink! Hurry up and give me something I can drink! Yuuji! Hand me your fruit juice! No can do, Akihisa. Wouldn''t it be an indirect kiss if I let you drink my fruit juice? What are you saying now!? You don''t care about this in the past, right? This damned bastard! He must be feeling happy after seeing me in such pain, right!? Th, then, Muttsurini can do too! I refuse. Wait a second! Muttsurini, have you been deliberately keeping your distance from me recently!? That was a misunderstanding! I was only joking when I said that Muttsurini looked cute in a girl''s outfit during the sports meeting! How about Hideyoshibut this will really end up being an indirect kiss. This won''t do. And I can''t drink the other girls'' drinks! Aki-kun, what''s wrong? At this moment, ane-san said to me in the same calm tone as ever. Damn it, I don''t care whether she''s my ane-san at this time! I''m facing an emergency here! Ane-san, get me something to drink now!! A drink? I got it. After saying that, ane-san gulped down the glass of wine in her hand. No, wait, you''re mistaken, ane-san! I didn''t ask you to drinkeh? NOOOOOO!!! Ane-san suddenly grabbed my head, and her face gradually closed in on me. Hold on a minute! What is ane-san intending to do! (Gulp) Didn''t you want to drink? I DIDN''T ASK YOU TO FEED ME WITH YOUR MOUTH!!! What is ane-san thinking! Will she really make me drink with her mouth if I don''t resist? II seefeeding through the mouth Oi, Shouko, hold it right there! Don''t slip the Tabasco into my drink. Unable to do anything else, I could only groan as I ran to the kitchen, gulp a large mouthful of clean water to wash the terrifying Tabasco taste away. Really, Minami actually did such a terrifying thing! Now I can''t taste the delicious looking dishes on the table now! After rinsing my mouth a few times, I silently wait for the intense taste in my mouth to fade away. At this moment, Minami brought a cup over as she approached me. Here, Aki, this is your real fruit juice. Eh? Oh, thanks. I received the cup Minami passed to me and timidly took a sip out of it. This cup doesn''t have any strange taste inside; it''s a fruit punch with a nice sweet taste. Minami watched me as I enjoyed the fruity taste, and gave a smirk of mischief. Aki, have you reflected on it? Hm? What? Reflected? Did I do something bad? I don''t remember doing anything to Minami Really, I can tell from your expression that you don''t understand what I''m talking about, right? Muusorry. Oh well, it''s not like Aki''s slow-wittedness isn''t some rare thing. Really, I''ll just tell you then. What made me angry was that Minami pointed at me, puffed her cheeks slightly and pouts, You actually asked Mizuki out first and not me! Eh? Unexpectedly, this was what Minami said. For a while, I could only react while not understanding what''s going on? Did she think that I left her out of my good friends'' list? But I didn''t specially ask Himeji-san alone. I just so happened to meet her on the way home after the shopping trip. That''s how it is. It''s nothing actually. Let''s go back. Eh? Ah, unyou''re right. Recently, Minami seemed like she would say some things with cryptic meanings behind them. What should I say? It''s likesome words that would make me have some expectationsperhaps I''m thinking too much, I guess? I thought of this as I return back to the living room. Seeing me all teary in the eyes, Yuuji couldn''t help but laugh. Akihisa, how was the special fruit juice? Seems like you were rather excited WWWAHHHH IT''S SPICY!!! However, just when Yuuji lifted his glass and took a sip, he immediately spit the drink out. Yuuji, do you want my drink? DA, DAMN IT, SHOUKO! DID YOU SWITCH MY FRUIT JUICE WITH AKIHISA''S!? Nice going, Kirishima-san! Really, I say, why are you guys always so noisy. Not calm at all. But I like this. I like it like this~ On the other side, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini and Kudou-san were all watching. Kudou-san, the reason why you''re so happy is because you were just watching. The bad things haven''t happened to you yet. I happily watched Yuuji suffer as he rolled on the floor in minute and returned back to my seat. At this moment, ane-san reached her hand out and tugged at my sleeve. Aki-kun, sit over here. Eh? Ane-san? Damn it, is she going to tell me off again? Did I make her angry for being all noisy before we started? Aki-kun, sit here. And then, I was pressed down by ane-san onto her thighsHOLD ON A MINUTE! WHA, WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS, ANE-SAN! I''M ALREADY A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT. FOR YOU TO HUG ME LIKE THIS ISfuu Good, good, Aki-kun''s a good kid. Once I''m hugged by ane-san, I''ll lose all my strength. Seeing me being all weak, everyone present was shocked and speechless. No, it''s not like that! Everyone, don''t look at me like that! I''m not in love with my sister!!! The foods'' nice, and the wine''s good. Ignoring everyone''s gazes, ane-san continued to put the wine and food into her mouth. What''s going on? I didn''t notice it for a while, but how is it that the bottle''s only half-filled with wine Ane-san, don''t tell me you''re drunk? Speaking of which, I may be a little drunk. No, it''s not just ''a little''. Even if it''s my ane-san, she couldn''t do this in a conscious state in front of everyone. She won''t do this stupid thing if she wasn''t drunk to a certain extent. Shall I get you a glass of water? I see, that''s great. I jumped off from ane-san''s thighs, went to the kitchen to fill up a glass of water, and returned back to the living room. Ane-san, here. Thanks. After handing the glass of water to ane-san, I chose a seat that''s furthest away from ane-san and sat down again. I won''t be able to take this if she do something ridiculous in front of everyone. Pata (the sound as ane-san got up from her seat) Tatatatata (the sound as ane-san walked over to me) Oumph (the sound of ane-san hugging me) Everyone gave me cold observing looks. Not good from tomorrow onwards, my nickname will become ''siscon''. Sorry, I''m lateAkihisakun? I''m sorry, Himeji-san. I understand that you may have lots of things to say, but please just imagine that you didn''t see anything. Himeji-san brought the cassette gas stove back, and widened her eyes in shock the moment she saw me being hugged by ane-san. In the end, until ane-san slept, everyone continued to watch me, not looking away from me at all. Alright, it''s about time to prepare the ingredients for the hotpot. Himeji-san put the cassette gas stove she brought from home onto the table. After keeping aside the appetiser, it''s now time for the main course of tonight''s dinnerthe dark hotpot. Like usual, allow me to explain the rules of this dark hotpot. 1.The ingredients must be edible. 2.Any food that''s taken with the chopsticks must be eaten down. 3.Everyone can choose a food to put into the hotpot (except for the kelp that''s used for the soup base). Normally, we should prepare our own ingredients and thrown them in, but we didn''t have much time today. Thus, we''ll use all the ingredients we have at my house. At least there won''t be anything deadly inside. In other words, the only thing that will endanger our lives is Oh yes, I brought some hotpot ingredients besides the gas stove The terrifying thing that will endanger our lives is right in front of us. Don''t be careless, concentrate hard. This game is a matter of our own lives! Himeji-san smiled as she opened a 10cm sq rectangular box. Is that the ingredient (?) she brought Everyone has to choose an ingredient and put inside the hotpot. We just need to make sure not to let others see what we put in. Understand? Un, it won''t be interesting if someone sees it. Understood. I''ll start then~ After saying that, Kudou-san, who''s the first one to put the ingredient into the hotpot, walked into the kitchen. After her were Minami and Kirishima-san. I''m next then. Hideyoshi looked somewhat nervous as he got up. After a while, he brought something back as well. My turn. Next would be Muttsurini and Yuuji. They chose their ingredients before returning to the seat. And now, it''s my turn. What kind of flavor will it turn out to be? It seems a little scary. Really? I''m rather looking forward to it~ As the girls continued to talk happily without understanding the situation, I turn my back on the guys who are feeling abnormally tense, and walked towards the kitchen. Let''s see. What should I choose? Standing in front of the basin, I pondered alone for a while. Right now, we have to face the dark hotpot, and the action I should choose is way too simple. That''s to find a way to dump the ingredient (?) Himeji-san throws in into Yuuji or Muttsurini''s stomachs, that''s all. Once I do this, I can let everyone else survive. But they must be feeling the same way as me. No matter whether it''s Yuuji or Muttsurini or even Hideyoshi, they will think of sacrificing others to protect their own lives. They won''t feel regret over protecting their own lives even if it means sacrificing their friends. That''s an important lesson we learnt as we went through this path. Okay, firstI should check what everyone choose. Even though it''s almost a secret as to what everyone chose, but if the stuff that was here yesterday disappeared, I will know what everyone chose. Anyway, let''s start from the shelves. After checking through the shelves, below the basin, the seasoning rackhmm, I got it. The things that disappeared were 1.Tabasco (New and completely untouched). 2.Tabasco (Opened) 3.Tabasco (Seasoning powder pack that came with pizza delivery) THEY''RE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!! Unexpectedly, everyone loved chilli so much, and I couldn''t help but cover my head and shout. Why did everyone choose Tabasco!? Aren''t there any other ingredients to choose from!? What sort of weird interest is it to boil some big red soup!!! Akihisa-kun, what''s wrong? On hearing my horrific cry, Himeji-san called out from the living room. This is bad, if I panic now, I''ll be checkmated by them. Nothing. I''m alright. After recovering, I regain my thoughts and stood in front of the fridge. Yuuji and the rest must have chosen stuff from the fridge I guess the people who chose Tabasco were Minami, Kirishima-san and Kudou-san. Putting Tabasco into a dark hotpot will make it some spicy and horrifying food. They chose such a shocking ingredientmost likely, they don''t understand that this dark hotpot concerns life and death, and made this peaceful and casual choice. As for people like Yuuji and me, who often had to endure classes of killer cooking in our everyday lives, we wouldn''t do that. As for why, that''s because even if we added Tabasco, we can''t save our own lives. These guys must have made this decision with the intent to make someone else other than themselves eat the ingredient Himeji-san put in. If I don''t consider that, I definitely won''t be able to survive after eating this dark hotpot. I took a deep breath and reached for the handle of the fridge, opening it at one go. Let''s see, what ingredients are less than before? Spring onion, radish and tofu. In terms of ingredients, these will look like a logical choice, but there''s an intent to harm others. As for spring onionI remember that there''s a medicinal effect. In other words, the person wants to use spring onions as defense to protect his own life. Even if it''s to play safe, if something really happened, he would only hope for the anti-toxin effects the spring onion brings. I see. This choice shows that even if it''s only a 1% chance, he will try his best to increase his chances of surviving. From this choice that''s not offensive at all, I guess Hideyoshi chose spring onion. And now, let''s think of the radish that other person took away. Looking at the state of the vegetable knife and the basin, it doesn''t seem like they were touched. In other words, the radish that were taken away will be thrown in with it''s original triangular shape. I have two less radishes in my house. What''s the situation? How can I use radish to let myself live if I choose it? Radishnot slicedtriangular-shapedif I use it I got it! He wants to use the triangular side of the radish to send the ingredient Himeji-san puts in to someone else! Considering that the hotpot''s located in the middle of the table and everyone''s seats, Himeji-san can''t possibly reach out too far, but put the ingredient in front of her. Now the ingredient will slide to someone because of the triangular shape. He probably thought that us members of the killer cooking class would try our best not to touch such dangerous ingredients and choose to pick our own ingredientthings in our area, only for us not to notice that the dangerous ingredient Himeji-san puts in will roll into our areas. Rule two clearly states that anything we pick up with our chopsticks has to be eaten. In that case, this guy just wants the dangerous stuff to be handled by others. This guyhow did he come up with such a dangerous and offensive strategy? This method will only endanger us, who know of the terror of Himeji-san''s cooking, and allow him to survive. That guy who thought of this plan must be laughing inside. Unfortunately, This thinking''s way too na?ve Thinking of such a method is too na?ve, and overly stupid. As for why it''s stupid, that''s because this strategy only considers that what Himeji-san will put into the hotpot is a ball-shaped item. But I''m doubting whether that''s even a solid object. Didn''t Himeji-san just say that before she went to get the gas stove? ''The most important thing about the hotpot''s the soup base''. Based on Himeji-san''s insistent personality, it''s more likely that she would add some fluid that will mix the flavors in the soup base up instead of something that won''t affect the hotpot. In other words, what Himeji-san will put in may be some basic ingredient like kelp that can be used for a soup base. I can understand that from the preservative container she brought from her house. The person who thought of such a surface-deep situation is way too na?veso the radish shouldn''t be taken by Yuuji. My guess is that Muttsurini chose it. In that case, Yuuji chose tofu. In that case, I know the ingredient my greatest enemy Yuuji chose. Once I know this, I can sort of understand his strategy, and I can guess what that guy''s thinking. In that case, I''ll choose this. I took out that thing from the fridge and sliced it a few times with a vegetable knife. Next, I just need to find a good place to put this thing in. The hotpot let out a ''psst psst'' sound that sounded appetizing. The gas stove that''s set right in the middle of the table had a large claypot on it. There''s nothing inside the pot besides the kelp that''s used as the base of the soup. I guessthe most wonderful taste of this pot will be at this moment. I''m turning off the lights now~ As Himeji-san said that, pak, the room became dark. Inside the living room that had the curtains drawn, only the flames of the gas stove was swaying gently. A war is about to break loose. I''ll put my ingredient in first~ Kudou-san said in a cheery voice, and at the same time, she dropped something into the pot that let out a ''plop plop'' sound that echoed throughout the room. Normally, I should be thinking worriedly did she put some mochi inside. No , it sounded like a fluid, so it''s something else but I don''t mind today. Besides, I''ll be really happy if it was mochi. My turn next. Me too Then, it''s Minami and Kirishima-san''s turn. Looking at the current situation, there wasn''t anything strange inside the claypot. Tabasco? That''s not scary no matter how many times I see it added in! It''s my turn to add it in next. I''m next. After that, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini took action. It seemed that Hideyoshi was holding onto chopsticks as he added one thing after another, and Muttsurini stealthily added something else into the pot. I was right! I''m next. Yuuji then took out something. It seemed that he was arranging them in a line with his hands. Since he put it in with his hands, it''s likely that what he chose was tofu. I''ll win this time! I''ll put mine next. After checking that Yuuji put in all his ingredients and retracted his hand back, I put what I chose into the pot. The reason I waited for Yuuji to stop completely was so that I can make sure that the positioning of the ingredients can''t be changed through human means. I''m last. If possible, I really want to cover the pot up and treat it as if it never happened. I guess the members of the killer cooking class must be thinking the same way. But no matter how we cried or begged in our hearts, Himeji-san put what she chose into the claypot mercilessly. Ploop, ploop On hearing that sound, Himeji-san probably chose something that''s more like a liquid or jelly. Uu! I could feel Muttsurini freeze for a moment. It''s too late to regret it now! Go to hell for doing something so reckless without thinking it through! Okay. Now, let''s turn the fire on and let it simmer. Yuuji turned the switched of the gas stove. There''s only a small light in the room, and the silent time came again. Like what I expected, Hideyoshi cared about defending himself. Muttsurini failed. Thus, Yuuji''s the only enemy left. I watch the flame of the claypot and repeated my battle strategy inside my head. ~Akihisa''s side~ Yuuji probably thought this way as he chose the tofu. Once the ingredient Himeji-san throws in dissolves into the soup, it will threaten our lives. In that case, he just needs to block the soup off and let someone be the victim. To complete this mission, he needs to use the tofu and block my and Himeji-san''s ingredient off his food, forming a sealed reservoir. His plan must be to push the poison over to me. The reason why he insisted on not putting too much soup inside the claypot is because he''s afraid that the cooked tofu will float and form gaps. In that case, I''ll just use Yuuji''s strategy against him! Yuuji will use the tofu to seal Himeji-san and me off. Using that, once I put this ingredient X outside this area, I can be assured of my safety. Also, I''ll use konjac and tofu (what Yuuji put) in front of him to form another reservoir. This is another measure for Yuuji. Of course, if I do this, the soup that flows into Yuuji''s area will just be normal soup, and it will be meaningless. It''ll be over once the dangerous ingredient flows over to my side. At this point, I have to make use of the rules of the dark hotpot. Though everyone can choose only one ingredient, there''s another ingredient inside the claypotthe kelp that''s used to boil the soup. To let the dangerous ingredient fall into Yuuji''s area, I will take the kelp that''s heated and curled up and put it in front of Himeji-san''s area. With that, the ingredient X (jelly-shaped) will all flow into Yuuji''s area, and can prevent everyone else from getting hurt! Yuuji you idiot! Enjoy being trapped in the defense you created! In this fight for survival, the last one who''ll survive is ~Yuuji''s side~ Fooled ya, idiot! Damned Akihisa, so he actually created a sealed off area with the konjac like what I expected. He didn''t even think why I chose the konjac without choosing the tofu that will crumble easily, and why I remained silent even though the kelp''s all cooked? It''s because Akihisa didn''t think about this at all that I called him an idiot! Akihisa''s in charge of the kitchen, so he will know what I choose no matter what. Since he knows, that guy will do something to me, and because of that, I must checkmate him back. First, I left the konjac behind, chose tofu, and poked a few holes in it. These tofu blocks are to separate Akihisa and me. Akihisa must be thinking that the tofu''s out of the safe zone and lower his guard. He will naturally reach his chopsticks out and pick the stuff in front of him without know that the tofu wall has a few holes, and I just need to pick food from outside Akihisa and my area. In this battle of survival, the last one standing will be ME! ME! As we waited for the hotpot to boil, time gradually passed. It''s about time. Turn off the fire. After a while, as Yuuji said this, the flame of the gas stove shut off, and the living room descended into darkness again. It''s finally time I''m so nervous. I don''t know what kind of taste will it be~ Though nervous, the girls voices were still full of expectations. Then let''s open it. Minami reached out to grab the cover of the pot and opened it. At that moment, the spicy flavor of Tabasco scattered through the air and reached our noses. Ugh The girls frowned as they seemed to smell it. This should be their just desserts. Then, the dark hotpot game begins officially now! OKAY! LET''S EAT! To motivate ourselves,we deliberately increased our volume. I poked my chopsticks inside to grab the food. Now''s the important part. I have to be careful not to poke the tofu and konjac that''s used as the protective wall. Humph, Akihisa, we''re facing a dark hotpot, but you''re looking rather relaxed. Speaking of which, aren''t you the same, Yuuji? It doesn''t seem like you know what tragic fate will befall you? I continued to search for the food inside the hotpot as I jostled with Yuuji. Fufufu, you big idiot. Did you think that you could use the tofu wall to protect your measly life? In front of this konjac wall I created, you can only feel endless bounds of despair! Thinking through the painful look Yuuji will soon show, the tip of my chopsticks seem to touch something. This should be a safe zone, so let''s take this. Akihisa, are you really going to eat that? You too, Yuuji. Don''t regret once you pick it up. As we decided on our food, Yuuji and I jabbed at each other again. I have to hold my chopsticks tight to prevent the food from dropping back into the pot. Watching myself so as not to let the food fall, I intend to pick it into my mouth at one go. Ready Dloop Corroded konjac. What? My thinking process was short-circuited. No no no, that''s impossible. Something must have gone wrong. Maybe it''s because the living room was too dark that I couldn''t see clearly. Besides, no matter what, such a thing is impossible! I decided to pretend that nothing happened and put the piece of konjac back into the claypot. FuuI took a deep breath and again grabbed the thing into my bowl with my chopsticks. Dloop Corroded konjac. THE IMPORTANT WALL OF DEFENSE WAS ACTUALLY! Wha, what''s going on? Aki, Sakamoto? Why are you shouting!? In the midst of the darkness, the scream Minami made scared Yuuji and me. Why did the konjac melt? What kind of chemical reaction is that? It''s just a hotpot. Why is there a chemical reaction!? That Himeji''s really scary! So our little tricks couldn''t win her The defense wall was actually destroyed. Her thinking can''t be put on the same level as our childish tricks of trying to survive! She wasn''t someone we could deal with right from the beginning! Aki, what happened? NoMinami, don''t think too much about itwe''re already the side who''s going to be taken away I''m serious! What happened? There''s no need for Minami to know this. At this point, it''s too late to understand. F, fine, if you don''t want to say it, then I''ll Just when Minami was about to reach her chopsticks at the claypot Shimada, hold on for a moment. Yuuji spoke to stop Minami, and then clasped his fingers together and said with an extremely stern voice, Our Father in Heaven What kind of joke are you pulling, Sakamoto! Minami! You have to pray earnestly too! I don''t want to see my friend die at all! Hideyoshi and Muttsurini seemed to have clasped their hands together as they prayed silently. We''re all feeling the same way. --Amen. --Amen. Everyone drew a cross in front of their chest. It''s now the time of judgement. Gradually getting used to the darkness in front of me, I took up my bowl and chopsticks and looked through the darkness. A strong pungent smell could be smelled through the hot air that''s floating. What''s going on? My eyes seem to hurt the moment they touch the hot air that''s coming out from the pot. I can''t even stop my tears. A, Akihisa! Why do I feel that the hot air that came out from the hotpot seem to be purple!? UWOOOAAHHH!! MY EYES! MY EEEYYYYEESSS!! Calm down, Akihisa! You''ll create a huge tragedy if you accidentally flip the claypot! Yuuji exclaimed as he grabbed my wrist. It''s true that if I flip the claypot accidentally, the terror inside it may spill on the human body or even cause some irreversible and terrifying consequence. Yuuji''s right. The thing that shouldn''t exist is this hotpot. Really, what are you playing around with, Aki? You''re too noisy. Why are you often so cheery, Yoshii-kun and the rest~ The girls at our table didn''t seem to notice the abnormal situation that''s happening at the table. No, that shouldn''t be the case If you find that it''s tough to pick them up with chopsticks, why don''t we use a scoop? Perhaps knowing that there''s tofu and konjac amongst the food, Himeji-san suggested using a scoop, and so, everyone ended up having a scoop to pick the food out from the claypot, and we start to walk up the stairway to heaven one step at a time. I''m tucking in. Kirishima-san raised her bowl and took a sip. Now, what sort of reaction will she have? It doesn''t taste as weird as how it smells. SHOUKO! YOUR VOICE''S ENTERING MY BRAIN DIRECTLY! IS YOUR SOUL IN YOUR OWN BODY!? I seemed to see something white behind Kirishima-san. That''s way too dangerous! Stop fooling around, Aki! It''s better to eat now, right? I''m tucking in. Me too~ This time, Minami and Kudou-san put the chemical weapons into their mouths. AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Eh!? Isn''t it strange to scream once you put the food in! Wouldn''t people normally think that it''s either ''good'' or ''bad''? Both of them collapsed onto the table, not moving at all. Not good, they lost consciousness! Mi, Minami-chan!? Shouko-chan!? Aiko-chan!? Wake up! Himeji-san frantically called them. Ughwha, what the heck. This taste is too Doesn''t taste like food at all. Even, even I can''t de The three girls shook their heads and slowly got off. Great, it seem that they''re still alive. Ughreally, this terrifying experience actually happened to me This is a near death experience. This is the first time I tried this flavor~ Minami and the rest took their drinks and washed away the taste of death in their mouths. Once they calmed down slightly Okay, now it''s your turn to eat now, Muttsurini-kun~ Kudou-san said. Uu (Shakes head violently)! Seeing that the topic suddenly switched to him, Muttsurini immediately panicked. It''s obvious that he would be so terrified after seeing three friends lose consciousness at the same time. Ahaha, you don''t have to be so scared, Muttsurini-kun. This is nothing. It''s not nothing! If there''s really a need too, I''ll help you do CPR! Uu! So hurry up and eat up. Ah~ Uu (Shakes head violently)! Kudou-san was about to send the bowl of soup to Muttsurini''s mouth, and beside me-- Yuuji, ah~ STOP JOKING AROUND! I''M NOT EATING THERE! AND I DON''T WANT YOU TO DO CPR ON ME EVEN IF I''M UNCONSCIOUS! There''s no need to be ashamed, we kissed before. WHA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? THAT WAS ON THE FOREHEAD, IT DOESN''T COUNT! AND THAT''S BECAUSE YOU MADE ME DO THAT AS PROOF OF APOLOGY! Don''t say anymore, ah~ Sitting beside me, Yuuji was trying his best to resist Kirishima-san. Anyway, as for the kissing incident I just heard, I''ll ask more about it during our FFF court. Hey, Aki Because I need to focus on the messenger of death that''s slowly approaching me. Ah~ Minami brought the bowl to my mouth. Damn itshe wants me to fall unconscious because she tasted that terrifying feeling of hell! Do, don''t say that, Minami! I don''t want to die yet! What are you saying! Hoping that you won''t be involved in this? I won''t allow that to happen! Even if you say that, I Stop yapping and open your mouth! I tried to wrestle with Minami. Seeing her like thisdid she think that the ones who put that disgusting ingredient into the hotpot was us guys? That''s a grave mistake! We''re the one protecting everyone! Okay. Here, ahh~ The terrifying and dangerous food is slowly approaching my mouth. It''ll be bad if this keeps up! No, wait, if I fall unconscious, will you do CPR on me, Minami? I wasnt careful and let such ridiculous words slip out of my mouth. Im doomed! Everyone was spouting gibberish, and even I I got into a position as I got ready for Minamis attack (or rather, humiliation), but what I got was an unexpected response. Eh? We, well, that, how, how should I put it. Thats strange? Minami looks rather panicky. Ah, I know! There was a little misunderstanding between Minami and me before. Thinking that this is way too awkward, I just couldnt say anything as I just remained there silently and blankly. At this moment, Minami said shyly, We, wellifif Aki wishes for it Hm? If I wish for it? E, even if youre not knocked unconscious, I can Ehhh!? Minami, what are you saying? Wait a second! Let me calm down first. If I feel all elated here, maybe I will lose all important clues. CPRthats right. Minami never said she would do it mouth-to-mouth. Maybe she will flip my body when Im unconscious and stamp hard on my back M, Minami-chans too sneaky! Youre cheating! Here, Aki, open wide. Ahh! UGH! Just when I was thinking, Minami quickly dumped the hotpot soup into my mouth at lightning speed. Damn it, she got me! Here, Muttsurini-kun, have some. Ugu! Yuuji, open wide. UGH! My friends who were not far away seem like they were forced to open their mouths, and they had something stuffed into their mouths. She got memy, my consciousness WellMinami-chan, lets play janken. The winner will do CPR on Akihisa-kun Tha, that cant do. Aki only asked me. You heard that. Too sneakyMinami-chan, didnt you kiss Akihisa-kun before Not goodmy consciousness Yuuji, its now my turn to save you. Muttsurini-kun. How does the dark hotpot taste? My consciousness --Didnt fade. Thats strange? Im completely alright. What the heck. Were all fine. I feel fine too. Hm? Thats true. This hotpots spicy, but even I feel that this isnt lethal. Yuuji and Muttsurini, who were forced to eat this dark hotpot, and Hideyoshi, who ate some on his own, seemed to be all fine without any abnormalities. What the heck. We were scared for nothing then? I see. So we unknowingly developed some resistance? Besides, we had all sorts of terrifying things stuffed into our mouths. Really a complicated feeling. I took a scoop of bright red soup, and theres a few blocks of tofu and konjac thats meshed together with the Tabasco, and then eat the radish and spring onion inside. Its thanks to everyone adding stuff into the hotpot that Himeji-sans terrifying ingredient was greatly weakened. This level of cooking can be considered cute. Its just some numbness to the tongue and limbs. Wh, why are you all alright!? The taste of this hotpots extremely terrifying! I cant understand at all. Yoshii-kun, do you guys have a taste problem? Seeing us all peaceful here, Minami and the rest were all shocked and stunned. Arre? Where did everyone go to? Are you awake now, ane-san? Its quite late already, and everyone went home. After the dark hotpot meeting, I was washing the dishes in the kitchen when ane-san, who was sleeping in the other room, came over. To be honest, I didnt expect ane-san to sleep so deeply because she got drunk. As my parents could drink a lot, I thought that ane-sans tolerance shouldnt be badmaybe its because shes been sick recently? Akira-san, youre awake? Does your head hurts? Thanks, Mizuki-san. The alcohols wearing out. Im alright. Himeji-san, who stayed behind with me to wash the dishes, poured a glass of water and passed it to ane-san. After she drank it, ane-san turned to Himeji-san. Speaking of which, is it alright for you not to be back home this late, Mizuki-san? Wouldnt your parents be worried? Its alright. My houses nearby, and my parents arent back yet, so I dont have to worry about the time. Just when Himeji-san was about to reach out for the empty glass ane-san drank from Prrr!! Prrr!! The handphone ringtone could be heard from her pocket. Ah, sorry. Seems like its my call. Let me pick it up for a while. Himeji-san nodded slightly, and then turned to pick the phone up. Hello hello? Okaa-san, hows the wedding ceremony? Me? Im okay hereeh? So, so thats how it is. Are you alright? Un, un Himeji-san seemed to be shocked as she raised her pitch slightly. What happened? From her tone, did someone have an accident or something? Really? No, dont worry, Ill be fine. Un, un, reallywhat rare chance. Okaa-sans as carefree as everokay, I understand. So be it then. After putting down the phone, Himeji-san turned around. It seemed like the phone call just now wasnt some good news Himeji-san, what happened? Ah, its nothing. Its just that my parents cant get back immediately. Eh? Is that so? What happened to them? I heard that there was a strike at the airport, and the planes couldnt fly Flights terminatedAki-kun, can you please turn the TV on. Un. Got it. I did what ane-san told me to do and turned the TV in the living room on, switched the channels, and found a live news feed from a foreign country. Nakanishi-san, this means that the airport cant be used, right? Yes. As the airport personnel are all unhappy, they are protesting for better work conditions. It seems that it cant operate normally for the time being, but there should be no worries about a riot. The screens showing the tourists who were bemused that they couldnt leave the country and the workers who were raising their banners in protest. Is it this country? Yes. My parents went to the wedding of an old friend Himeji-san said that her parents went out for a banquet. So they went overseas. But at least it doesnt look dangerous. That countrys securitys rather good. Ane-san said this as she watched the news. Really? Its great that the securitys good. This may be the best thing out of this. Yes. Okaa-san even said its a rare chance, so before the airport starts operations, Ill stay and sightsee with otou-san. Ahaha, Himeji-sans moms really so optimistic. Okaa-sans such a carefree person In that case, they can only wait until the strike stops. Its good that Himeji-sans parents are fine. In that case, the problem now is Mizuki-san, what do you intend to do? Well, I cant do anything in Japanso I can only wait for them to come back. But all flights were terminated. I have no idea when theyll come back. Ahh, thats not it, Himeji-san. Ane-sans not asking that. ??? Mizuki-san, youre stay alone before your parents come back? Ah, yes. Ill be alone at home during this time. Himeji-san has to live alone. Thats a little, no, very worryingits too unsafe for a girl at this age to be alone, especially since securitys been bad recently Just when I was thinking about what to do, How about you move over to our house first before your parents come back? Ane-san suddenly asked. EH? EEEEHHHHHH!!!??? (Ho, hold on a minute, ane-san! Can this really do?) I frantically grabbed ane-sans shoulders and whispered to her. Of course, I wanted to let Himeji-san move over to live with us for the time being after knowing of her situationbut I never expected ane-san to say this. Didnt she often say that she would object to any impure relationship or something? And now that she invited Himeji-san. Is this really okay? (Whats not alright? This is for Mizuki-sans good.) Ane-san answered me without a single doubt, and then adds on, (Or does Aki-kun prefer the ane-san wholl sit by and watch even after seeing this situation?) Ane-san gave a mischievous smirk as she said this. (Thats not true! I like ane-san like this the most!) (Ane-sans happy that youll say that.) If not for Himeji-san in front of us, I could have given ane-san a big hug. My ane-san may lack common sense, but shes really a kind and understanding person! Just when Im really touched by ane-sans actions, Himeji-san timidly said to us, WellI understand your kind intentions, but this will trouble you. I cant No, we dont feel troubled at all because Mizuki-sans a good girl. Yeah. And if Himeji-san shifts over to live with us, your parents will be more relaxed. Even if you say that Himeji-san should be worried about having to live alone, but she wouldnt nod her head to agree to our proposal. And I still have most of the seafood ingredients I drew. If you dont hate it, how about you finish them off with us, Himeji-san? Ho, how can I possibly hate it? You dont? Okay, then its decided. After getting Himeji-san affirmation, things were decided like that. This may be a misleading question, but Ill close one eye at that. It would be another matter altogether if she really doesnt want to live with us, but Himeji-san didnt look like she was really against it. Ah, tha, that, I Himeji-san seemed like she didnt know what to do as she hesitated for a long time before saying in a concerned manner, In that caseIm sorry, but Ill be disturbing you for a few days After saying that, Himeji-san bowed to us. How polite! We need to learn from you here, Himeji-san. If theres anything troubling you, you can tell us anything. Mizuki-san, you may be worried about moving in with a boy of the same age, but Ill bear responsibility for that and watch Aki-kuns actions, so you can relax. Ah, no, theres no need. If its Akihisa-kun, Ill To be specific, if theres any incident, Ill break one of Aki-kuns fingers. Wa, wait a second, ane-san! And once theres no more fingers to break, Ill snap his back. DONT SAY SUCH THINGS, ANE-SAN! THATS BASICALLY DECLARING MY DEATH! And thus, after the sports meeting ended, I will be living together with Himeji-san. Himeji-san entering my daily life; how would that turn out Th, this girls impolite and incapable. Please take care of me! Anyway, at least I know that Himeji-sans someone who gets flustered easily. Volume 7.5, Special Bulletin-Brainy Specs Advisory Session Part II Volume 7.5, Special Bulletin-Brainy Spec''s Advisory Session Part II From now on, allow me, Kubo Toshino, brainy specs answer everyones problems. 3rd year, student T-mura Y-saku''s problems. Brainy specs-sensei, please listen to my problems. I have someone I like. During the test of courage tournament, I summoned my courage and recited my love poem to him loudly, but he screamed and didnt respond to me directly. Am I rejected? Its about time for the National exams, and I should change my mood and prepare for the exams. Please give me a suggestion. Brainy specs-sensei''s suggestion. First, you have to change your thinking. If you start to have negative thoughts at the start, nothing good will happen no matter what you do. You shouldnt be afraid to step forward. Its important to face things with a positive attitude. More so as an exam entrant, right? As for your confession, Ill say something I personally feel. The other party just screamed, and I dont think he rejected you. He could be shy about it. This still has lots of room to develop. The most important thing about love is to view your feelings honestly, and you cant give up until the very end. So I hope you dont feel dejected before of such a trivial thing and work hard to chase after him. 2nd year, student S-mizu M-haru''s problems. Hello, brainy specs-sensei. This is the first time Im writing to you. Ive always loved onee-sama ever since our first year, but onee-sama just wouldnt look straight at me. Ive tried my best to attack, but she would be mindful of other peoples looks and get away from me. What should I do to let onee-sama look straight at me? Please teach me. Brainy specs-sensei''s suggestion. Before I suggest this, I must applaud for that straightforward and fearless attitude. I find that its great that you would love a person single-heartedly. As for how to let the other party notice your feelings, I guess you just have to do what youve been doing. Anyway, you have to express your love to the other party enthusiastically, which I find is the most important thing. I hope your romance will blossom. N-bayashi H-romi''s Troubles Brainy specs-sensei, please listen to me. I like that guy whos second in our year and has such a knowledgeable presence, but he seemed to like a certain big idiot. What should I do? Brainy specs-sensei''s suggestion. Give up. Volume 7.5, Me and Japan and the Language Im Unfamiliar With Volume 7.5, Me and Japan and the Language I''m Unfamiliar With Do you want to follow us back to Japan, Minami? At dinner, daddy suddenly asked me that. Minami-chan would have to be alone if she stays in Germany Mommy put her hand on her cheek with a troubled look on her face. Because of work, my parents would not be staying in Germany next February, where they spent 14 years of their lives. Eh? Onee-chan''s not coming with us to Japan? My imouto Hazuki looked up at me worriedly. This kid''s really curious and energetic, but she really sticks to her sisterif I don''t go back with her to Japan, I think she might not know what to do. How about it, Minami? If you want to stay here no matter what, daddy will think of a way for you Though he said that, daddy must be wishing that I would return to Japan with them. Besides, it''s to be expected that they would be so worried about leaving their daughter who is in her teens alone in another country. To methat''s really troublesome. Suddenly saying that we''re going back to Japan; and I really couldn''t imagine life there. That''s because I''ve always stayed in Germany, I studied in the school here, and of course, the friends I had were from here. Daddy and mommy never mentioned anything about returning back to Japan, and we were communicating in German. It''s because of that that I couldn''t say even a single sentence in Japanese. To me, Japanese are foreigners, and if possible, I really want to stay here together with my good friends. Even if I stay in Germany, I can still meet my family when it''s vacation time. But if I go back to Japan, the chances of me making friends thereI guess, should be quite little. If that''s the case, then I Onee-chanaren''t you going back with us? Just when I was thinking about this, Hazuki looked like she was about to cry as she looked up at me. Really, this kid can''t do anything without her sisterdaddy and mommy aren''t at home most of the time because of work, and so as the older sister, I had to bear the responsibility of taking care of her. It can''t be helped that she would stick onto me. Thinking about this, I made a decision. Even after returning to Japan, daddy and mommy would be busy with work. If I''m not around to be with her, Hazuki will be really lonely. It must be really cruel to leave a kid alone at such a young age. For daddy, mommy and my cute little sister''s smile, I decided to state my thoughts clearly, No, I''ll go too. I''ll stay in Japan together with daddy, mommy and Hazuki. On hearing me say this, my family heaved a sigh of relief, and their originally stiff faces finally let out smiles. I was already very bored, and I went through the extremely boring school opening address that I didn''t even understand due to the language. My classmates and I will now spend a year in this classroom, and the students started introducing themselves. My name''s Ryo. I hope that we can get along well. After the boy in front of me introduced himself, he went back to his seat. It''s my turn next. I felt somewhat nervous as I walked forward. It''s important to give a good first impression if I''m to mix into the Japanese environment. I must make sure that I don''t do anything strange. I remembered the self-introduction I worked so hard to practice on, and used the chalk to write my name on the blackboard. Then, I turned around to say loudly to everyone. My name is, Shimada, Minami. Nice to meet you. After saying that, everyone widened their eyes in shock. Eh? What''s going on? Did I say something wrong so soon? I felt a slight chill run down my back. Why is everyone looking at me like that? Shimada-san is a Japanese from Germany, and she just returned, so everyone, please help her out. After the homeroom teacher said that in Japanese, everyone seemed to understand as they nodded their heads. Sensei said that so quickly that I was unable to catch itbut it seemed that he just explained my plight to the other students. Ah, I know, I look like a Japanese, but my stuttering made everyone so shocked. After realizing the reason, I relaxed somewhatjust when I was thinking that, a few classmates of mine were trying to hold back their giggles. Wha, what? Whats going on? Its alright, Shimada-san, just remember how to write the kanji of your name. Even sensei smiled at me after seeing the blackboard. But I did only write my name on the blackboard After looking around, I found that everyone was looking at the name I wrote on the board. Eh? Is there something wrong with that? I looked at the notebook in my pocket to check. Did I write my name wrongly? Shimada Minami. I did write that on my notebook, and yet the kanji I wrote was Shimayumi Mikare. Ah! Looks like I got something wrong! Uu!! I hurriedly wiped away the words on the board and wrote it out in romaji Minami Shimada. What in the world!? If I wrote it wrongly, just tell me that I wrote it wrongly! Only caring about laughing, aren''t these guys too heinous already!? I hope we can get along! As it was too embarrassing, that was all for my self-introduction as I hurriedly returned back to my seat. UuuI accidentally made such an embarrassing mistake Im Sakamoto Yuuji from Kannazuki Middle School. The next guy after me introduced himself, and then walked back to his seat. Crudeno, this guys more like a violent person, and cold. Seeing him like that, the surrounding classmates started whispering things to each other. That guys Kannazukis The infamous devil That guy seems really amazing Fu Seeing such a noisy conversation, that guy just snorted with disdain. I guesshes called Sakamoto, right? He looks really unapproachable, but those kind of guys should be normal in Japan, right? Daddy said before that ''Japans a country with good security, so you dont have to worry''. So that person just looks fierce, but he should be a typical Japanese guy, right? Hm, no problem. No need to worry. As I tried to convince myself, the next student went up, and it seemed like a girl this time. My names Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. I hope we can get along. I didnt understand that guys Japanese at all, but it should be normal, I guess? But she was a girl, yet she was wearing guys'' clothing. Its weird, but I dont really mind. That must be because shes not used to wearing skirts or something that shes wearing guys clothing. Its alright, its alright. I should be able to get used to this place called Japan. Daddy said that Japans not scary at all, and no weird thing is going to happen. I must believe in daddy. I immediately shook off the anxiety that floated in my head and focused on the next classmate who was going to do the self-introduction. Should be a guy now. He seemed to be mumbling to himself as he said slowly and softly that I could understand. Tsuchiya Kouta. Interests are pervno, specialty is stealing phonothing much. The classmate who said this revealed a digital camera vaguely from his point. This, this should be normalright? His interest should be voice recording instead of photo takingto record the things the teachers would teach in class. Thats right, it must be like that! Just a small thing. It cant prove that Japans full of weirdosright? Daddy, I think I can believe you now! I bucked myself up to get ready for the next students self-introduction. It should be another guy. Im Yoshii Akihisa from Nagatsuki Middle School. I hope we can get along. The boy who bowed to everyone at the frontseemed different for some reason. He was the only one with a sailor uniform top. I got trickedI got tricked by daddy!!! My life after this was dyed an unhappy grey. Since when is Japan not scary and weird!? Our class full of scary, strange and dangerous people! Because of those three guys who had such an impact on me, I didnt manage to listen to the other classmates introducing themselves. Unknowingly, everyone finished their self-introduction. Our homeroom teacher gave a little briefing before leaving the classroom. It seems that todays only the opening ceremony and homeroom session, so we could go home after that. Should I go home immediately after this? Daddy and the rest did show up for the opening ceremony. They should be home now? Just when I thought that and wanted to stand up, I found a lot of people gathering around me. Eh? Wha, what is it? Shimada-sans a Japanese resident, right? When did you come back to Japan? Were you born in Japan or outside Japan? Is your English good? The questions came over one after another, and I didnt know how to answer for a while. Whawhat is Japanese resident? I was born in Japan, but Im not too good in English or Japaneseerm, how to answer them back in Japanese? Where do you stay at now? Do you have any clubs you want to join? Did you get a boyfriend in Japan? Just when I was thinking, there were a lot more questions. Im thinking of how to answer, can you please wait for me!? What are your interests? What food do you like? Whats your bust size? Ahh!! Thats irritating!! Cant you people just calm down first!? I cant answer them all! How do I say please be quiet in Japanese? I really wanted to shout out. At that moment, I suddenly remembered what I heard a girl say that morning. A guy was trying to woo her, but she looked irritated and just said something to quiet that guy down. Then, I should follow what she said. I remember what that girl said was Sh Sh? Shut up, you swines. I tried to smile as I said that, trying not to leave a bad impression. I remembered that girl who said that had a hairstyle of curls. Did I express my intention clearly? I timidly looked at everyones expression, and found that the surrounding students were all staring at my face silently. I, I see. Im really sorry. This is the first time that I was called swine ever since I was born Should be normal to say that in foreign countries My classmates looked awkward and left me. Eh? Tha, thats weird? You dont have to go. I just hoped that you could wait for me to answer properly. Did I choose the wrong words? I wanted to tell them that I had no intention of chasing them away, but I couldn''t express my feelings properly through Japanese. Warten Sie bitte Horen Sie meine Geschincite bitte." I anxiously shouted out the German I was familiar with, but everyone just looked troubled as they smiled at me awkwardly and left me silently. Uudoesnt anyone understand German here? We, welldo not misunderstand, please. I couldnt speak Japanese, but at least I can use English to communicate with them, right? Englishs not my strong point, but at least its better than Japanese. AhI cant speak English. But everyone just responded like that and didnt stop in their tracks. As I recovered, I found myself standing blankly over there. I fought and lost on the first day of school. Everyone in class kept their distance from me and started to look for others to talk with. They either got together to know each other or intended to go out with their friends (most likely, they graduated from the same middle school). Im so jealous I really wanted to make friends soon, and I wanted to play with everyone. Haa I sighed deeply and packed my stuff as I prepared to leave the classroom. At that moment Ah, wellyoure Shimada-san, right? A boys voice came from behind. Thats great! I dont know why I failed, but at least someone was willing to talk to me! Yes? I turned my head around expectantly, but Haa Eh? Whats wrong? Why did you look so disappointed when you saw my face? Standing in front of me was the mysterious boy in sailor uniform. It, it really feels like my expectations were dampened Ah, no. I shouldnt judge people by their appearances. Maybe I''d find him to be a nice guy after talking to him. Maybe theres a reason why hes dressed like that? ? After being stared at by me, that boy tilted his head in a puzzled manner. Ah, like a little animal. He looks cuteI remember hes called Yoshii, right? Well Hm? Whats wrong? After I said that, he said that really slowly, perhaps because he considered that I was still not used to speaking Japanese, and then answered in a way I could understand. What, so hes a nice guy. Why, are, your, clothes Anyway, I asked the biggest question in my mind. Eh? Ahh, youre talking about this? Well, the reason, thats The boy in front of me seemed to have trouble opening his mouth. Because I overslept and panicked, so I Would Japanese students wear sailor uniforms when they panic? I really dont understand. This really needs a whole lot of understanding. Oi, idiot! Dont block me and talk about such a stupid thing. Just when I was trying to understand the meaning behind that boys words, another voice could be heard. Dont be like this, Sakamoto-kun. Shimada-sans still not used to Japan. How can you call her stupid? Im talking about you, Yoshii. Responding with an unhappy look was Sakamoto, that guy who looked violent. At that moment, Yoshii, who was scolded and called an idiot, glared at him unhappily. Muuwhat about me do you find idiotic? Every single action you do. What are you saying! Dont decide someones character based on appearance! I think theres no need for more when I see you like that. Yoshii and Sakamoto seemed to be arguing about something. As they said that too quickly, I couldnt understand their conversation at all. Calling me stupid!? Youre the stupid one here! Having such a pretty girl talking to you and you practically ignored her That, that person has nothing to do with you, you idiotic moron! What are you saying!? Youre the damned stupid guy! Both of them started to quarrel with even more intensity. Ehwhat should I do in this situation? I FOUND YOU ANNOYING EVER SINCE I FIRST MET YOU THIS MORNING! ESPECIALLY THAT IDIOT NAIVE FACE OF YOURS! CANT YOU BE MORE MANLY!? THATS SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY! CALLING SOMEONE STUPID THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET, DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD, COURTESY!? I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM SOMEONE WHO WORE A SAILOR UNIFORM TO THE OPENING CEREMONY! Those two guys continued to argue even more intensely, ignoring me while I was all confused. As they were talking too fast, I didnt even understand a single word they said. However, I understood something clearlyif I get involved with these guys, its likely that I wont be able to live an ordinary school life. Well, then, bye. I glanced at the boys who didnt even look and me, grabbed by bag hurriedly and left. Can I really get used to this school? On thinking about the situations I may meet in the future, I couldnt help but sigh. I know that theres a lot of difference in culture between Japan and Germany, but what Im about to face seems to be worse than culture differences At least I should get back home before I get even more tired. As I walked towards the corridor, I found a familiar girl in the corridor. The classmate who was wearing the male uniform, even though shes a girlthat girl called Kinosheeta. Kinosheeta didnt notice me behind her. What to do? Shes a girl from my class. I should say hello to her first. I looked at her back. Unlike those two stupid guys, Kinosheeta looked like an ordinary good student, but she was not wearing a girls skirt. I know some girls dont like to wear skirts, so this shouldnt be anything weird. I guess its fate for us to meet coincidentally. I think I should greet her before I leave. I decided to do so and repeated the greeting in Japanese in my mind, I remember that if I want to say goodbye, I should say sayonara. I just need to tell her, Kinosheeta-san, sayonara. After taking a deep breath, I increased my pace and intended to call her front behind, but Kinosheeta changed path all of a sudden. Thats weird. Wheres she goingah, I see. The toilet. I didnt have the intention to chase her and say hello to her, but I still walked behind Kinosheeta, who was walking to the toilet. My fingers were dirtied with chalk when I wrote my name on the blackboard, so I wanted to go to the toilet to wash my hands. Kinosheeta pushed the blue door leading to the toilet and walked in. Hehso the blue door was for female toilets, and the pink door was for malesgood thing I was following Kinosheeta, or else I would have messed up and entered the male toilet. I felt the refreshing feeling of the difference in culture and followed her into the toilet. WOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! WHY DID A GIRL JUST ENTER A MALE TOILET!!? A few guys who just used the toilet shrieked out at the same time. HOLD ON A MINNNUUUTTTEEE!!?? WHY ARE THERE GUYS IN THE TOILET!? Wa, wait! Please calm down! Im a man!! WHATEVER WILL DOOO!!! JUST HURRY UP AND GET OUTT!!! Verschwinden wir von hier, Kinosheeta!" THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING!! I grabbed Kinosheetas wrist just when she was about to say something, and hurriedly rushed out of the toilet. Haa, haa haaa We continued to run, and only stopped once we ran down to the platform on the staircase. Muuwhy did I have to run too Kinosheeta didnt look too convinced. Didnt she realize what she was doing? Th, this person is Bist du dumm!? Geh doch nicht in die Toilette der Jungs! Wha, what? Why must you be angry with me, Shimada? Kinosheeta looked like she didnt know why I was angry as she widened her eyes. Even though I just came back from another country, I knew how disastrous it was to mistake the male toilet for the female toilet. Why cant she tell? Since shes a girl, she should use the female toilet! Its because of her that I was treated as a weirdo too! Shimada, I know youre mistaken. Everyone would often be mistaken, but Im really a guy. Ich habe das fr dich getan! Geh ab sofort in die Toilette der M?dchen!" I gave some advice to Kinosheeta in German, even though she sounded like she wanted to argue (However, its unlikely that she would understand it anyway), and turned away to leave. Ahhhreally! Im so unlucky today! On a side note, today seemed to be a Storm of Spring or something, as a lot of girls in the school corridors were holding their skirts downnear them, there was a small and skinny guy lying in his own pool of blood. Really, whats with this country called Japan While having lunch with daddy and mommy, who specially took leave to attend my schools opening ceremony and Hazuki, who hadn''t started school yet, daddy looked worried as he asked me, Minami, hows school in Japan? Are you getting used to them? If I got used to them, Ill be treated like an idiot or a pervert. ? Onee-chan. Did you meet something you didnt like? Hazuki stared at my face worriedly. Oh dear, I have to be more careful and not make her worry for me. Nothing. Nothing bad happened. Its just that the school had a lot of unique and weird people! Or rather, they were all weird. Really? Its great that you can be happy. Itll be great if onee-chan can get friends. Ye, yeah. To be honest, Im thinking that it would be appropriate not to associate myself with those people, rather than become friends Minami, everyone knows that youre a Japanese who came back from Germany. Were there any problems? Mommy peeled the apples that were to be used as dessert as she asked me. Un. My classmates asked me too many questions, so I even grumbled at them. Grumbled? In Japanese? Un. Heh! Onee-chans amazing. You can speak Japanese so quickly? Of course. I used proper Japanese to tell them shut up, you swines. The moment I said that, daddy and mommy immediately lost their voice. Mu? Whats going on? Mi, Minami Hm? Daddy, whats wrong? Daddys face seemed to stiffen. What happened? In German, what you said would be Werden Sie schweigsam, ein Sehwein. Daddy told me the truth with a terrified expression. Eh? Werden Sie Schweigsam, ein Schwein (Shut up, you swines)? Isnt thattoo rude? Something crude thats used to scold others? Daddy and mommy looked at me worriedly. Wha, what to do? I have to explain myself clearly to those classmates! Tha, thats because, I was joking with the friends I just met I could only try to lie and go through that. That girl wasnt my friend, but I did only imitate her. I guess its a pass, right? On hearing me say that, daddy and mommy heaved a sigh of relief. Really, Minami, learning such weird Japanese just after transferring in. Yeah. Its okay if it was a joke. Be careful though, or you may say some really weird Japanese. Un, I, I got it. Thus, the first day of my worrying school life ended silently like this. Exist, survive, live in, living now, the common applications of these sayings are Its been ten days since the opening ceremony and the school schedule gradually went on track, but I didnt understand what the teachers were talking about at all, and that still hadn''t changed. The school did consider my scores, but they didnt change the lessons for everyone, and continued to move at the normal lesson speed without stopping to explain this to Japanese that doesnt understand anything about the language. I could barely understand maths (other than proving), but I was completely clueless about ancient language or modern language. Haa A sigh came out of my mouth, and I could only look outside the window and spend the boring lesson time. I had been melancholic recently. I dont understand anything the teachers were talking about, but thats not too bad, since I expected that. The problem is that I couldnt get along with the class. Haa Perhaps everyone got scared off by me calling them swines. My classmates who hadnt been prepared to get ready for lessons right before school begins probably wouldnt spend too much time thinking about the Japanese who just came back from overseas and said too much. I could count the number of people who interacted with me with the fingers of my hand. Then, Yoshii-kun. Can you describe whats the pronoun of the term live in? Ermhannari desu. I asked about the pronoun in ancient language, and you answered in a Kyoto-ben. Thats really an answer that didnt fit the question at all. Eh? That, thats weird? That idiot in class was holding an ancient language dictionary, and he made everyone laugh because of the nonsense he spouted. That Yoshii never answered a single question right no matter how many times he was called up. The rate he answered the questions correctly was worse than my rate of not knowing Japanese. Whats going on with his mind? Does he even know how to use a dictionary? I just feel that hes really stupid, but the classmates around us who were laughing away dont seem to think so. They were shocked by Yoshiis stupidity, but if theres a need to put it, its more like they were smiling back at his stupidity. I seemed to be able to hear my classmates say helplessly that Yoshii, really. Its been a few days since school started, and that idiot was able to mix into this class. With regards to this, I just feel unhappy for some reason. Unfortunately, hannari desu is the wrong answer. The correct answer is Sensei gave a wry smile and said the correct answer. He did explain the answer again a second time, but I still couldnt understand. Maths wasnt so bad, but with subjects like ancient language, modern language and Japanese history involved, its a whole long set of foreign alphanumerical series that I couldnt understand. I could barely understand the terms needed for basic living, but specialized terms or old language or whatsoever are really completely out of my understanding. Ha In the end, I could only look outside the window and sigh silently as I wait for every single second to pass. For some reason, I just couldnt focus on studying JapaneseI might as well skip that special Japanese lecture on Saturday. Since theres only one of this lesson per week, it cant possibly be beneficial to my Japanese. I continued to wait for the end of the lesson blankly. The ancient language lesson thats really boring felt like the minute hand on the clock as the progress rate felt really slow for some reason. Okay. Thats it for lessons today. Sensei left the classroom, and the painful time finally ended. I should get back home soon Ah, Shimada-san. Where are you going? Just when I took my bag and got ready to leave the classroom, someone called my name from beside me. If its such a lazy way of calling me, it must be that guy, the idiot who I just dont like. Whats wrong? I subconsciously increased my intonation. Well I specially answered back, but the idiot who called out firstYoshii looked troubled as he scratched his face with his finger. Whats wrong? Whats with you calling me when you had nothing for me? I am, going, back. I held back my frustrated emotions and expressed my intent. I might as well head back home to prepare dinner instead of talking to such an idiot. He? What a sea? Wa, ta, shi! On hearing that idiots response, I forcefully pronounced every single intonation one by one. Who would say what a sea in this situation! Was my pronunciation of watashi so weird? Or is he mocking me? Ahh, youre saying Im going back, right? At least it seems that he finally understood what I meant, as Yoshii clapped his hands together. Even that action made me really irriated. Want to go back, but not yeyotheres Homeroom afterthis Completely failing to notice my feelings, Yoshii then continued to talk. As I was really frustrated at lacked concentration, I could only barely hear the word Homeroom. I slightly pondered the meaning of his words. Homeroom? Ahh thats right. Speaking of which, it seems that we have to attend some homeroom lesson or something. I forgot all about it since I wanted to go back home early. So, you cant go back yet, so please wait for a while. Yoshii looked at me and smiled radiantly. What? I just forgot about Homeroom and wanted to go back early, was that really weird? Or is it that he felt that my Japaneses amusing? For some reason, when I see him smiling like that, I really feel very infuriated! Ahhyea, while theres HomeroonI got somethingI want totalk to you about That idiot seemed to be blabbering about something again. Since he told me not to leave, there shouldnt be anything else to talk about, right? Does he want to talk to me about something? Its true that it was my fault for not paying attention to him, but whatever the case, I still dont understand what hes talking about. The gradually venting frustration inside me made me glare angry at Yoshii in front of me. At this moment, Yoshii smiled even radiantly and said to me, Welluyuudorebuniiromonami? Haaa? What, what is this guy trying to say? Cyuudorebuniiromonami? He smiled and repeated the words he just said. This time, I tried to pay attention, but I still dont understand what this guy is trying to say. ? Yoshii then had a doubt on his face, and that expression looked like how do you not understand this. But, why would there be any doubtto me, this is a foreign land, youre all talking in a foreign language, and theres nothing weird about me not understanding you, right!? Erm I DONT UNDERSTAND! I increased my volume and prevented Yoshii from repeating what he wanted to say. This guy must find me interesting and is treating me like an idiot, right? Since hes been treated like an idiot, hes treating me as an idiot for being weaker than him in the language, and even treat it as entertainment! It must be like that! Im, going, back! I really couldnt take being belittled by an idiot who cant even study well. Who cares about homeroom? I just need to tell sensei that I had to leave early! I know that everyone in class was looking at me, but it doesnt matter. Even if they deliberately increased their distance from me because of this, I dont care! I have quite a huge distance from them anyway! I went back home earlier than usual, spent some time shopping in the shopping street, bought some ingredients for dinner at the same time, and then went home. Onee-chan, this crepes really nice. During dinner, my imouto Hazuki took large bites from the curry-flavored crepes I bought back and said that to me. Really? Im glad that you like it. Un. I like butter crepes, but curry flavors good too. Butter crepeson hearing that, my heart sank. I knew that Hazuki liked butter crepes, because I do too. I wanted to buy butter crepes today, butthe ones that were served were curry flavored, and even the sauces were chilli and oyster. The reason was simple. I couldnt even do a simple thing like buying things. Seeing my little sister smile so happily and innocently, my heart became even more depressed. Thank you for setting up dinner tonight, Minami. Its nothing, mommy. Dont mind. Mommy looked apologetic as she thanked me. Its been a while since we finished our moving, and daddy and mommy seemed to be busy with moving. Mommy came back later, and daddys so busy hes nowhere to be seen. Looks like he has to work overtime today too. Were busy with work recently, so we should be late for the next few days Mommy said this to Hazuki and me. Daddy and mommy are working at the same company, so if daddy goes home late, mommy wouldnt be coming back home early as well. Hazuki and I didnt grumble though as we expected it. Its okay, mommy. Onee-chan will take care of Hazuki. Hazuki said this sentence thats full of belief in this elder sister without thinking further, and of course, I wont leave Hazuki alone like that. Or rather, its because I had to take care of her that I came to live in Japan. Dont worry, mommy. Ill handle the domestic stuff. I patted my chest and answered confidently. On hearing that, mommy finally heaved a sigh of reliefactually, on seeing that expression, Im really guilty about it. Actually,Icant do anything right, whether its in school or buying things. Its about close to three weeks ever since school started. My classmates have already made good friends with each other, and every one of them were gathered together, eating bentos during lunch. Haa In this classroom with a happy atmosphere, Im sighing alone. I still havent blended well with this class, and I would make mistakes when buying stuff. I often couldnt find what I wanted, and even went home a few times just to check up the Japanese before going back to the shop. Haa My Japanese didnt improve at all. As for why, its because I used practically no Japanese at all. As I couldnt speak Japanese, I couldnt make any friends; as I couldnt make friends, I didnt have much chances to use Japanese. This vicious cycle made me really want to hate myself. Haa I could only continue to sigh like it would continue forever. I cant possibly continue to sigh like this while living in Japan, right When I decided to come to this country, I was confident that I could learn Japanese well. Now, I dont have any motivation at all. The Japanese level thats needed for everyday life was bad, let alone homework. I left my textbooks and notebooks in school, and didnt do any studying or revision at all. The textbook was like new, not flawed at allahh, no, wait. I cant say that. I wrote my name a few times, so it cant be completely new. I was really hoping to do my best on the night before the opening ceremony, and I wrote my name in kanji on the textbooks and notebooks. Unfortunately, I wrote my name wrongly I remembered the stupid event that happened when I introduced myself during the opening ceremony. Shimada Minami and Shimayumi Mikare looked so similar, it cant be helped that I made a mistake! Really, its because I made such an error in the beginning that things got so bad I just feel that the reason Im in this situation was because I wrote my name wrote that time, so I took my textbooks out and looked at my name column. That small block has the Shimayumi Mikare that designated my unfortunate life, that wrong name ??? My name labelwait, its not wrong? Whats written on it is Shimada Minami, the correct way. Thats strange? Why isnt it the wrong name? Did I remember wrongly? Well, its doesnt matter. I thought as I put the textbook back into the drawer. Im the only one who thought that my mistake in writing my name was the start and reason behind my unfortunate life. No matter whether the name on my textbooks correct, it doesnt change my current situation. Oi, Akihisa, those C class guys from Daybreak Middle School said that they want to play a game of basketball. The wager will be the bread from the teamwork club. Are you in? A basketball match with bread on the line? Im joining in! Im worried about not having money for meals this month, thats great! Okay, then lets get our group members. I laid down on my textbook around and looked about the classroom, and saw that idiot and that crude and violent guy chatting away at the platform. I thought they werent on good terms Since when did they become such good friends? Well, it''s not like I''m jealous anyway. Ill help too. Ill take part as well. It seems interesting. And then, the other two mysterious fellows joined into the conversation. Is this what they mean by the gathering of stench? Idiots would naturally gather with idiots. Humph, just like idiots. I coldly stared at that group of idiots. After noticing my stare, Yoshii walked towards me in steps doku doku. Wha, what is he trying to do? Wellcyuudorebuniiromonami? Hes saying some Japanese I dont understand. What did he mean by cyuu? Does that mean middle school? Return back to middle school? In the club? Monami??? Did he just say mean back into the club? Middle school clubuugh, ARGH! I dont understand at all! This guys Japanese and foreign languages are all weird! Oh well, better ignore him! As I was really irritated, I decided to ignore his existence. However, that idiot continued to repeat the same sentence. Wellcyuudorebuniiromonami? I dont want to listen to him at all, but that strange pronunciation remained in my ears for some reason. I dont understand what hes talking aboutand whats with that Monami at the end! Is he calling my name? But my names not Monami, but Minami! Since you cant even remember my name correctly, stop calling me like that so directly as if were close! Such an idea appeared in my mind, and the irritation geared in my mind started to be even more uncontrollable. Why must this guy always make fun of me!? Doesnt he know that Im feeling really irritated now? ?? The idiot in front of me just smiled blankly, clearly showing that he doesnt understand anything at all. Dont, talk, to, me, idiot! I used Japanese to clearly express my rejection. The moment I said that, that idiot was stunned for a while, and asked back, Heh? Peardont kick it? Ahh, thats really irritating! Why doesnt he understand at all! Is my Japanese really so weird? Fine! If thats the case, Ill say it to him clearly in English! What a sheet man you are!! Englishs not a subject were familiar with, but with such basic English, he should be able to understand no matter how stupid he is, right? Ah? Eh? Erm, thatI, Im a guy Just when I was thinking about that, Yoshii answered me with some ridiculous Japanese. I could still understand the Im a guyhold onIm a guy? What is this idiot saying? Why would he mention my gender? Oi Akihisa, why would you involve the gender now? The violent guy beside himSakamoto asked Yoshii in a puzzled manner. And then, Yoshii answered back in a shy manner, Because Shimada-san just said I man, you are? (Note: watashi=I, our idiot would literally understand it like that) Didnt you hear that? What? I man, you are? Thats right. This idiot probably thought that I was asking him Im a man, what are you. Maybe she misunderstood me since I was wearing a sailor uniform on the first day. Whats that idiot saying? I wasnt listening though. WhatIm wearing a skirt, has long hair, and he doesnt feel that its strange for me to say Im a guy? What an idiot! In other words, to this idiot, am I a guy instead of a girl? Did he mean that? Youre mistaken, Akihisa. Shimada said it so fast that it did sound like I man, you are?, but if you separate them out, the correct pronunciation should be what a sheet man you are. In other words, she doesnt like you. Eh? Is, is that so? And you sure have guts for treating an angry girl as a guy. This idiot sure has guts if he thinks that I wont be angry no matter what nonsense he spouted out just because he thought that Im a transfer student from overseas, hes damned wrong! Even I wont stand being treated like a guy! Do you think that Ill be that easily bullied!? HALTEN SIE MICH NICHT IN HOHN! ICH NEHME EINEN STREIT!" I growled at Yoshii. Very good! If you want to fight, bring it on! Im not afraid of you! While really itching to grab him by the collar and vent my frustration, Yoshii hurriedly waved his hands and said something. It, its not like this, Shimada-san! I didnt treat you as a guy just because your breasts are small! VERDAMMT!!!" WAAAAAHHHH!! MY ELBOWS TWISTING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! I dont know what in the world did he just say, but at least I could clearly make out the key words breasts were small! How long is this guy going to mess around with me! And my breasts arent small! Theyre just slow in growth! One year later, my figure will be really good! Hahaha, this guys really amazing. Saying that her breasts are small in this tense situation, youre really amazing, Akihisa! UuI, it was just a slip of tongue Sakamoto said that to Yoshii while hes laying face down on the floor. Humph! Its great that you have a friend you cares for you so much, idiot! Seeing their interactions, I felt angry for not good reason. To make Yoshii understand every single word I said, I reached my finger out, pointed at him, and slowly said out every single word. What a sheet man you are! Ahh, thats so irritating! I dont want to stay in this classroom for a second longer! Grabbing my bag in the meantime, I turned to head out of the classroom. Oi, Shimada. Just when I was in the corridor and ready to head for the exit, Sakamoto called me from behind. However, I didnt say anything. He must be thinking of saying a taunt like you dare to do such a thing to me or something like that, right? Okay okay, congrats on having such a good relationship. Its great to have friends, happy? Sakamoto ignored me as I continued to walk forward, and said, I only know him from just a while back, so I dont really know his personality It didnt feel like Sakamoto was deliberately talking loudly at me as he said with a normal volume. That idiot, he may be rather interesting. For some reasonI stopped at that moment after Sakamoto said that. Go, check, on, the, meaning, behind, what, that, guy, just, said. Sakamoto only changed his tone at the end, and said that to me in a manner thats clear and easy to understand, separated word for word A sentence that was very clear, easy for me to understand, word for word. This tone had a certain hope in it, and made me turn back, but I couldnt see Sakamoto on the corridor anymore. I rushed out of the school gate in frustration, but there was nothing I could do at home, so I could only just waste my time meaninglessly. Theres no need to buy anything, but I need to leave just before Hazuki comes back and pretend that I just came back from school. While remaining in my room, I laid down on the bed and look up at the ceiling. The agitated feelings have calmed down, and now my heart felt heavy. (Can I make it back to Germany in time) No, it doesnt matter even if I dont go back now. Its not too late for me to go back to Germany once Hazuki gets used to the surroundings her. That kids friendly and not afraid of others, so she should be able to make new friends here. Besides, shes at the age where she can learn best, so she should be able to learn Japanese soon. She should be alright even if Im not around. (Haa, that cant possibly happen) I shook my head to get rid of the idea in my mind. Even if that kid gets used to Japan, daddy and mommy would still be busy. I have nothing to say about imagining my young imouto staying alone in our house and eating dinner alone. (In the end, the best way is still to get used to Japan fast) No matter how hard I think, it cant change anything. I have to get used to this country and learn Japanese, thats the best way. I understand this, definitely, but Haa But I, I just couldnt motivate myself! So what if I can really learn Japanese? Theres only those guys staying far away from me in class or those idiots that irritate me. Do I need to learn Japanese just to communicate with these people? Thats stupid! (Even so, I cant just leave it like this) Unable to do anything, I could only sigh and take out the Sino-German dictionary. I was just flipping through, and had no intention of checking something out. Ba [chia] tari (retribution) would mean Verdammater. [Ba] I (twice) would mean doppelt, [ba] ibai (buy and sell) would mean kaufund Its okay if its just ordinary Japanese conversations, but I dont think I could learn kanji, hiragana and katakana all at one go. Why cant we use hiragana? I cant possibly learn them if Im not locally born! I continued to try and hold back the urge to throw the dictionary aside, and flipped to the next page. Bai [ten] (stall) would mean kiosh, ba[ka] here would mean dummkopf On seeing the word baka, I suddenly remembered what happened in school today. Speaking of which, what did he say when I was about to go home. As I started to recall, the rage in me started to rise up. I was treated like an idiot by that idiot again and again and again! Since Im bored now, lets check up what that idiots trying to say! Ill answer him back in Japanese, and itll be my turn to treat him like an idiot! I got up from my bed and grabbed that dictionary from the table. (Let me see, what he said was) I wrote what he said according to memory. As that idiot was like a broken recorder, repeating the same words over and over again, I was about to remember those strange pronunciations cyuu dore buniiro monami. I tried looking for words with similar pronunciation. Is it cyunu budore? Or is it cyuu nubudore? I tried looking for it, but I couldnt find a similar word in Japanese. Would that mean middle (school)? Paddler, Minami? But theres no such thing as middle in the dictionary. Besides, that phrasing was too weird (Uu? This means) I was wondering about Monami. At first, I thought that he just mistook my name Minamibut on thinking further, that idiots been calling me Shimada-san. Was it not Minami, but something else? (Monami, monamimon amie?) I suddenly recalled that when I was young, before Hazuki was born, our family went on a trip together. On the way, I kept feeling that someone was calling my name, and couldnt help but turn around every time I heard that name. Once I had that, daddy and mommy would always smile and explain that they werent calling Minami, but mom amie. I remember that phrase is I moved from the desk to the cupboard and reached out for a photo album in the cupboard. After flipping a few pages, I suddenly remembered that memorabilia photo. Theres also a label by mommy at the bottom of the photo. Minami 3 Jahre alt in Frankreich." Uu! I rechecked the words that idiot said on the notebook. cyuu dore buniiro monami. I even thought that the pronunciation was weird even for Japanesewas that supposed to be French? On realizing that the sentence may not be in Japanese, I couldnt help but be mindful of what that idiot was trying to say. I kept my stationery as fast as I could and walked out of the house. There should be a library nearby! Once I reached the library, I borrowed an English-French dictionary and an English-German dictionary and started to look for the meaning behind those words. Though the librarian frowned as I was wearing a school uniform, she didnt say much. cyuu dore buniiro monami. I buried myself into the dictionary, trying to understand the words in the dictionary. As there was no French-German dictionary, I could only translate French into English before translating it into German. This is rather difficult, as the only clues the pronunciation of that idiot, so I dont understand how those words were to be jumbled together. Thats the worst part. I stayed in the library until it was about to close, and finally understood the meaning of the sentence. cyuu dore buniiro monami. Actually was Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie. Tu ne voudrais pas would be the second-person pronoun of could you in English, devenir would be become, and lastly mon amie in English Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mon amie? If I translated that into English, it would mean Could you become my friend? At that moment, I lost my breath. There was no need to translate it into German. I was able to understand what that guy was thinking with just this English sentence. Why French? Thinking about this, his face appeared in my mind. Did he think that I came from France? Normally, this mistake couldnt possibly happenbut though impossible, its not strange for this to happen if its that idiot. Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mom amie? I remembered the first time he said that to it. It was ten days after school startedunable to mix into the class well, I was about to go home and forgot about Homeroom. Tu ne voudrais pas devenir mom amie? At that moment, nobody cared about me then, and he was the only one who stopped me, and even said such a thing. He was an idiot, one who couldnt even speak Japanese well, let alone Englishand yet he used a foreign language he was unfamiliar with to talk to me. I looked down at the piece of paper that was scrawled all over the place just to check the meaning of that one sentence. Thats the time and effort I spent to understand this single sentence, and that wasnt easyI guess that idiot didnt have it easy too. No, because its that idiot, it wouldnt be strange for him to have spent much more time and effort than me. He translated Japanese into French, used a dictionary to check the intonations behind these words, and then used that to check the pronunciation. He translated that into a language he was unfamiliar with, and yet he tried to pronounce it. I could understand how tough that was. But that idiot was willing to work hard because of me. He was willing to work hard and study a dictionary of a language he wasnt familiar with, all just for me, who only knew him for ten days then and didnt interact much with him. He must be someone clumsy who did everything to no avail, right? If it wasnt, he wouldnt mix up German with French, and wouldnt deliberately come over to speak to me. If it was me, I would ask sensei first. If I have no confidence in my pronunciation, I would write it on a piece of paper to him. Since Ive already came back to Japan, he could have just said Japanese to me slowly, and I wouldnt have misunderstood him. But that idiot mixed up which country I came from, and spent so much time checking up on French, and even frustrated me because he messed up, and he even got scolded badly by me. Yet he was still willing to talk to me. Really, how stupid, how useless is heand why is he so kind? Though Im in the library, a public place, I couldnt prevent my eyes from heating up. --Im so happy. That emotion rushed up my head simply. In this school, where I had no friends, no way to communicate through language, and where I thought I had to live alone, someone was willing to devote so much for me. I really felt blessed, and this alone made me feel that theres meaning to continue persevering. Erm The female librarian came to me unknowingly, and stared at me worriedly. Sorry. I, Im alright. I wiped away the tears in my eyes and smiled at the librarian. The librarian was shocked, yet she seemed to accept my explanation. Ill, go now. I started packing the stuff thats scattered all over the place. On seeing me like this, the librarian turned back, and was ready to return to her seat. Erm Now, its my turn to call her. Since its rare for me to come to the library, lets borrow a book back. Yes, what is it? I asked the librarian for the location of the book I want to borrow. Is there, a book, for Japanese conversation? Lets leave essays alone for now. At least I want to understand how to talkand only then can I understand what that person was saying. Yoshii! When I reached school the next day, I called out at the idiot the moment I saw him. Eh? Is, is there something, Shimada-san? Yoshii widened his eyes, perhaps surpised that I called him. Really, theres no need to be so shockedwell, of course he would be. I did bad mouth him badly yesterday. Seeing him so shocked, I carefully said every single word to prevent him from mistaking. We,ll, Yo,sh,ii. U, un. Wa, ta, shi, ha. Uu, what a sheet? Sorry. Did I do something to anger you? Yoshii seemed to misunderstand again. Is it because I separated every single syllable? This idiot, now hes hearing I (watashi) as what a sheet. Even if it sounds a little similar, how can he be thinking that Im scolding him in this situation! Is my watashi pronunciations so weird? Or did he have quite the deep impression on the what a sheet? Its not that. I I noticed it too the moment I spoke. Its true that the watashi I said sounded similar to what a sheet. What do I do now? I lowered my head and pondered. If thats the case, Ill change the way I call myself. I dont want him to be scared every time I say I. My mind suddenly recalled an image of a certain unique way of calling oneself in a TV program I saw before eating dinner. Cant be helped. Even though it sounded weird, Ill just give up on the watashi, as from now onewardsIll definitely be spending more time with this idiot. Well, Yoshii. Uchi wa Volume 7.5, Authors Notes Volume 7.5, Author''s Notes Im grateful that you bought this book. This is the author of this series, Inoue Kenji. Because of this volume, this series has reached a memorable 10th volume! Its because of everyone accompanying me along the way that I felt really blessed. I dont know how long this story will last, but if possible, I hope that everyone could continue to follow this story. Alright, its now time for a change in topic. Recently, I would occasionally get questions like may I know what sort of environment you work in, so I would like to use this chance to talk about it. Basically, I would write at home, but I would often use the library on the weekends. As the library near my house had a PC area, its comfortable to work there. They had power sources and wireless internet, the surroundings are quiet, and there was lots of data. It was really the best writing environment. As it was such a good environment, there were many other users here other than me like the working-class people whore busy with their work research or some old uncles learning how to use a computer. Also, theres also some college students whore in the library writing their reports for their assignments. Every seat in the library was open, and there was no separated zone, so I could see what others were doing if I moved slightly. On seeing that the people around me were working hard in their projects, Ill spur myself to work hard. I would concentrate and write my story and rest in a caf inside the library, drink some coffee, have some sweets, wait till I recover before I head back to my seat to work hard. Thats how I work in such a comfortable environment during the weekend. It was until a certain day. I went back to my seat after resting at the caf, and found that what looked like a college student was glancing at my computer. Ahhthat was a failure. I forgot to cover my PC when I left my seat. Basically, I hid my real identity as I wrote this novel, so its not really good if someone saw the story I wrote. Itll be great if nobody noticed that I was writing Baka Test Though worried, I couldnt help but have some expectation deep inside my heart. If that girl was a reader of Baka Testwould she suspect anything after seeing the names Akihisa or Yuuji on that PC screen? If thats really the case, Ill definitely be happy. But even though Im happy, its not good to a certain extent that a half-written script was seen. I apologized deep inside my heart sorry, but please dont read too hard into it, went back to my seat, looked at the screen, and wanted to finish the story. At this moment, I found out what was typed onto the screen. The moment I realized it, I was always chasing you. The moment I started remembering, I was always chasing your smile. Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. If Im the sunflower. Youre the sun shining on me. [1] DON''T READ IT!!! No, thats not right! I wasnt using a commanding tone! Please dont look, just leave it as me begging you! No, please erase what you just saw from your brain! Whether its those words you saw or my existence, just erase them off!! Thats already past being ashamed. Anyone who sees this part will treat me as a super disgusting guy with a weird brain. Thinking about the person I like and writing this poem, and the other guys called Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Thats a guys name no matter how you look at it. No wonder she was so bothered! She must be wondering what the hell did that guy type in I hurriedly covered my PC to prevent more things from being seen. At this moment, I suddenly noticed the reference material I placed there a while back. Easy to understand Modern Poems (with reciting CD) Thats not how its like! Dont look, forget about it. Well, I was really idiotic for praying like this deep inside my heart. Its true that its my fault for leaving my fault with my PC opened, bu, butat least let for explain! Im writing a story called Baka Test! The things you see here are all supposed to be used for the plot! Please let me explain! In the past, I blurted out the word sou-uke in front of my superior, but the shame this time was way more powerful than that! Even after reaching home, I was blushing in shame, and my body was completely hot. I would definitely close my PC whenever I was working at a family restaurant, but I was careless about forgetting to do that at the library. As the library was peaceful and quiet, it was inevitable that I would let my guard down once. I hope that no matter where I am in the future, I can work cautiously and avoid making this mistake again. But I guess I wont be at that library for quite a while. Oh yeah, as for the Tsunemura poem I just remembered, it was born as a prototype written by Sekine Ayumi-san, one of the animators of Baka Test. To match the number of pages, I had to edit a lot. Actually, the Sun and the Sunflower poem Sekine-san wrote was a brilliant one. When I mentioned that I needed a poem that the readers will be so hurt and painful that they couldnt take it, Sekine-san really wrote a painful and humiliating piece of work for me. I hope that I can show the original to everyonebut will this be good for Sekine-san? I really cant tell. And now, its time to change topics. Its a collection of short stories again, so allow me to explain the backstory behind all these stories to everyone. There may be some spoilers in this, so to the readers who havent read this book, well part here for now. Me and Doubt and a Man''s Pride This was a happy strip poker story with the girls, and the timeframe should be between the 6th and 7th volume. It was supposed to be a story of fanservice, but for some reason, it ended up in a unique situation where the guys having to strip. Recently, Ive been thinking that the girls in Baka Test are more manly that the guys in it. Most notably, Mizukis statement when she said Even if I have to take off my last piece of clothing, I dont intend to end this game halfway through~ isnt something anyone will dare say randomly. What happened to the traditional pure heroine when I started writing Baka Test!? Like Kubo-kun, she probably went off far away. When I started off, I designated her as a girl whos weak and cant cook, but now she became a strong heroine who didnt need to think too much. Thats way too scary On a side note, in this story, the fools were all done by Mizuki, Shouko and Kubo. Dear readers, please widen your eyes and pay attention. THESE THREE ARE THE TOP THREE STUDENTS OF THE SECOND-YEAR BATCH OF THE HIGH-TECH FAMOUS SCHOOL FUMITZUKI GAKUEN! Me and Real Motive and Summoned Beast This was a comedy I always wanted to try out. This was another story that happened during summer vacation, after the doubt incident. Class Es rep Nakabayashi-san debuted here, but unfortunately, she was rejected because of that tragic reason the moment she debuted. It seems that she hates Akihisa because of this, but who could blame him. Its good that good friends can say their true thoughts out, as it shows how good their relationship. Its something worth celebrating overbut things just wont be that smooth sailing. Some things are only good once theyre hidden. Once others know of the truth, whats left in the heart may only be regret. Its possible anyway. No, wait, Im not self-depreciating. Its just that I hope that everyone understand something. Not all perverts are bishounen! Me and Lottery and The Pot of Darkness This was a short story that could be guessed from the title. It happened after the 7th volume. Actually, this was a short story I used to practice when I was writing volume 2 and refined. I added some characters to reflect the current situation, and changed the timeframe. In the endthe only similarity with the original was the hotpot. If I had known that, I might as well rewrite everything else. It may be even more relaxing Speaking of which, its interesting to read the original script I wrote. The scenario I wrote at that time had Minami as a girl who couldnt cook. In the original script, Minami even added cat litter into the dark hotpot. The me then should have been more careful. I wouldnt be able to comment about this if even Minami became like that. Me and Japan and the Language I''m Unfamiliar With This happened when Akihisa and the gang first entered school. Its a story 1 and half years back from the main storyline. At that time, Akihisa was still calling Yuuji Sakamoto-kun, and it sort of felt weird. Not only Minami, everyone including Akihisa met for the first time. After a while, it linked to Hazukis story in volume 3.5, and then back to the main storyline in volume 1. Speaking of which, past, Mizuki and Shouko didnt appear then, which I found was a rather lonely thing. However, Minami didnt appear in the doubt game story. As for the foreign languages that appeared in the story, there may be errors like the usual test questions. If theres a chance to use those words again, I strongly recommend that everyone should verify it through. Itll be cool if I can straight my back and declare loudly no problems at all! I can use this sentence whenever I want to! but unfortunatelyIm really sorry. As I explain these stories, theres not many pages left for the afterword, so lets begin with the usual thanks. Haga-sensei, whos in charge of the covers and illustrations; Weve continued to push for a male character cover, and we finally succeeded! How touching! No, I wasnt especially happy about that, its just that the readers were all hoping for it YAAAHHHOOOOOO!!! K-sama, whos in charge of editing. Im really grateful that youll grant my passionate wish for a male character to appear on the cover page. On a side note, do you know that Baka Test has a lot of male charactersno, please dont give me that irritated look, I was merely half-joking. Also, Im sorry for pressing you so hard. Its thanks to K-samas help that this volume could publish. Allow me to show my thanks and appreciations. Kagaya-san, whos in charge of edits. I would add some unique wording in every page, and you had to spend time correcting time, but you helped make up for my lack of writing ability. Im really grateful to you, and I hope to learn more from you in the future. To everyone involved in the anime and manga, I killed off a lot of my brain cells writing this novel, so Im bothered that I couldnt help much. Also, Ive become one of your loyal readers (viewers). Every episode was interesting, and I would look forward to it. Maybe it might be even more interesting if it doesnt involve me Of course, most important, the readers. With everyones support, this series has reached the 10th volume. Im really grateful to everyone. To the mails and emails and all sorts of stuff, I couldnt reply to them, but I read through them happily. I dont know whether I can meet every readers expectations, but Ill work hard to write more stories. I hope that the readers will continue to guide me through and follow through this work. Finally, a little preview for the next volume. In volume 8, the next main story, it will likely continue off from the dark hotpot endingwhere Mizuki and Akihisa ended up living with each other. Its about time to change the direction of the story and the characters, but how will it end upI havent really thought of what to write, so I couldnt say much. Anyone, everyone, please look forward to Akihisas pitiful side when hes attacked for living together with Mizuki! The fanservice illustrations in the next volume seem like it will increase (regardless of gender), and Im looking forward to it personally. Then, lets meet again on the stage of Baka Test. Volume 8, The First Question Volume 8, The First Question Yuuji. Hm? I''m very happy about the hotpot tonight. Really? It''s great that you would feel this way. Ah, no time to hang out. Got to hurry back home. It''s late now. Yuuji, wait. What? Did you forget something? No. Then what is it? I don''t have time to stand here and chit-chat Idon''t want to go back home today. Heh? What did you say? Idon''t want to go back home today Are you serious, Shouko? Really serious. I see. So you don''t want to go home today (Nods head). In that case Mn. My house''s over there. I''ll make a move first. Even this kind and gentle me can''t forgive that. ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE!!! WHO THE HELL DID YOU CALL GENTLE!!! Yuuji lacks awareness as a husband. Awareness as a husband? I''ve never been someone''s husband. Forget about being self-aware! Looks like I have to educate Yuuji properly. ACK ACK ACK ACKe, educate? What nonsense are you spouting? You''re the one who needs education more than I do. That''s why I feel that we should live together. That''s too different, about 540 degrees from the topic just now. This is for the kids'' sake. STOP LOOKING SO CARING AND PATTING YOUR STOMACH! WE CAN''T POSSIBLY HAVE ANY CHILDREN! Daddy''s so cold-hearted, Shouyu. AND YOU''RE SAYING THINGS LIKE A DAMNED FATHER WHO WOULDN''T RECOGNISE HIS KIDS! AND DIDN''T I TELL YOU NOT TO USE THAT NAME! Then we''ll stay together in Yuuji''s room tonight and think of a good name for our child. HOLD ON! ISN''T THIS CONVERSATION WAY TOO WEIRD! That''s because Yuuji''s not good with modern language. OF COURSE NOT! NO LANGUAGE DIFFERENCE CAN CHANGE THE WEIRDNESS OF OUR CONVERSATION HERE! Yuuji''s so cold-hearted. Nope, I''m even thinking that I''m kind enough to continue with this ridiculously stupid topicoh yeah. Why must you come over with me? Did something happen in your house? No, nothing happened in my house. Then why The kiss back then made me pregnant, so I want to continue to the next step with Yuuji. @((*(&&&(@*&#(!*&!(&*(@&*$))@(&*)(@!!! Calm down, Yuuji. Your language''s really terrible. YOU IDIOT!! HOW CAN YOU GET PREGNANT BY KISSING THE FOREHEAD! LEARN SOME COMMON SENSE HERE! Sigh Youwhat''s with that ''this idiot still doesn''t understand anything'' sigh! Since Yuuji really doesn''t understand, I''ll graciously tell you this. Really~? Then say it. There''s something called ''false pregnancy'' in this world. YOU''RE COMPLETELY MISTAKEN THERE! THAT''S NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SAID PROUDLY! THIS FALSE IMPRESSION OF GETTING PREGNANT ONLY THROUGH THE POWER OF LOVE WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING ELSE ISN''T SOMETHING THAT''S MEANT TO BE BRAGGED! Oi, what''s with that silence? So we have to live together to make this a reality Wait, Shouko! Let''s talk it through first. The name of the child? No, that''s not it. It''s about your admission to a hospital. I''m so happy. Th, this person is thinking that she''s about to be admitted into a gynaecology hospital Then we should live together. Didn''t I say we can''t? But No buts! But Yuuji, you said that you would be my boyfriend during the summoning war in the first semester. Uuev, even so, one at a time, that has nothing to do with living together! That''s not true. Yuuji''s my boyfriend. What nonsense are you saying? Do you see any high school students staying together? So you''re willing to stay with me if there are high school students staying together? Ah, okay okay. But it must be within our domain, students from Fumitzuki Gakuen. I understand. I''ll work hard to find them. Okay okay, whatever, but I guess we can''t possibly have such people in school. Question: Please read through the following passage and fill in the correct English phrase in the blank. He is a very diligent student. However, he submitted the answer sheet without filling in anything in the examinations. The classmates who have seen it said:_________ Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Why did he do such a thing? Teacher''s comment: That''s correct. The front and back parts meant that ''he was a very diligent student, but handed in a blank script. On seeing that he handed in a blank script, everyone in class couldn''t help but ask why did he do such a thing?'' Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: YEAH! LET''S PARTY! Teacher''s comment: Why is it that such a passage seems like it''s worth celebrating over? Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: Ohlet''s party Teacher''s comment: It''s not something that can be brought over with just a little disappointment! Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp. The sound of the birds flying outside could be heard. I probably forgot to close the window blinds, didn''t I? As the morning sunlight shone into the room, my body prompted me to wake up while ignoring the fact that my consciousness was still drowsy, trying to sleep. Well, Akihisa-kun As the birds continued to chirp on, I heard that delightfully cute voice that rang like a bell. It felt like I was right in between reality and dreamland, but my blurry sense of realism was intertwined with the unrealistic feeling of dreamland. Thus, I accepted Himeji-san''s voice without thinking even though she couldn''t possibly be here now. UnHimeji-san, just let me sleep a little longer Eh? Ah, you''re right. It''s Sunday, so you want to sleep a little longer. She would even answer the dreamy sleeptalk of mine seriously. I always wanted to see Akihisa-kun''s sleeping face As expected of Himeji-san, she''s really gentle. But you said many times ''I want to get up and make breakfast, so you must remember to wake me up''Akihisa-kun, hurry up and wake it. It''s morning already. Himeji-san looked somewhat worried as she shook my head. This was supposed to be an action to get me out of bed, but to me, it felt like I was being shaken in a cradle, as it felt really comfy. Uu, let me sleep for another 3 light years. Uuwhat should I do nowAkihisa-kun hasn''t woken up yet, and even mistook light years as a unit for time instead of distancewell, Akihisa-kun, if you don''t wake up I''ll be with you and continue kissing you for the rest of my life. AN EVIL PRESENCE HAS COMETH!! Immediately awake, I tilted my head and used both hands to cover my face tightly, not showing any opening. I also exerted some force into my feet so that I could run away whenever I needed to. Is this a dream? Or is it a brand new way of waking people up? But what''s with that emergency before! Right in front of me, who''s in a defensive stance Really, who are you calling evil? Nee-san stared at me coldly. What in the world did you say you want to do to me? Say it again then!! I asked my sister, who narrowed her eyes and looked like she wasn''t involved. It may be a little too much to call her evil, but I feel that there''s no need to correct that, right? After kissing Aki-kun, I''ll take away Aki-kun''s freedom and make you do shameful acts, and after taking photos, I''ll use them to blackmail you for the rest of your life. That''s all. Forget about an evil presence, you''re basically a criminal! I''d like to take back my words. That''s not some evil presence. It''s more accurate to call it ''criminal''. WellAkihisa-kun, good morning. Ah, good morning, Himeji-san. A cheery morning greeting came from beside me. It was the first time up till now that I turned to look at Himeji-san. Basking under the morning sun, her soft long hair seemed to be dazzling brightly. The long skirt matched the wool underwear under her, and she was twice as bewitching with that charm of her happy smile. She''s actually in my house, and I could see such a cute profile that would cure my heart. Such happinesseh? Hold on a minute! Himejisan? Yes. Wh Why are you hereI hurriedly swallowed those words before I said it out loud. I now remembered that Himeji-san''s staying at my house for the time being. Himeji-san''s already so cautious. If I said such things to her, she''d be really insecure. That was really dangerous. I have to be careful. Hm? Akihisa-kun, what''s wrong? Ah, it''s nothing, nothing at all. That''s right. Did you sleep well last night? Himeji-san tilted her head in a confused manner after seeing me stop midway in my sentence, and I hurriedly changed the topic to get past it. Yes, I had a good dream! The topic that was just raised caused Himeji-san to reveal a sweet smile. I seemed to be able to feel her happiness. I was worried that she wouldn''t be able to sleep in a place she''s not used to, so it''s great that she could sleep well. Hehe, that''s great. That''s really a great dream. It was so cute that I want to witness it myself in real life. Cuteis it something related to small animals like kittens and puppies? Really? IT''S GREAT IF HIMEJI-SAN CAN SEE IT IN REAL LIFE. EhAkihisa-kun, you''re willing to help me fulfill this dream? Nn, if it''s really cute, I''ll definitely want to help out. Yes! It''s really cute! If Akihisa-kun''s willing to help out, I think I can see it immediately! I don''t really know what''s going on, but I''m looking forward to it too. I understand! I''ll call you again once the clothing''s done! Clothing? What''s the situation? But since Himeji-san said so, I think I should be able to see the cute thing she said. I see. So that''s how Aki-kun digs his own grave. Hm? Nee-san, what did you say? Nothing. It''s not really something bad to me. You don''t have to worry about it. ? What''s going on? I suddenly had a chill on my back. Anyway, I''ll go wash my face then. Forget about nee-san. Since Himeji-san''s here in my house, I can''t possibly show them such a sleepy expression. Better wash my face to keep myself awake. Leaving behind nee-san and Himeji-san at the bed, I was ready to leave my room and head to the basin. At this moment, I randomly overheard Himeji-san and nee-san talking to each other. Speaking of which, Mizuki-chan. That was really a dangerous thing you just did. How can a girl of this age enter a guy''s room like that? Eh? It''s dangerous? I guess there shouldn''t be anything to worry about if it''s Akihisa-kun. No no no. Read this book yourself. If you''re not careful, that Aki-kun will do something heavens forbid to Mizuki-chan! WAWAAHHH!! I hurriedly returned to my room and found Himeji-san blushing as she couldn''t turn her eyes away from my reference books (ero-books), and I ended up wasting time dealing with my sister who was ready to punish me. But speaking of which, those two, who had to walk out reluctantly as I was changing, may be living in another world with different common sense And now, for another news report. We will now provide you the latest reports from our local correspondent, reporter Nakanishi, on the large-scale strike that happened in the foreign international airport. Nakanishi-san. Are there any new developments about the strike? Yes, this is Nakanishi. After the sudden airport strike yesterday, it appeared that there was still a large divide between the worker union and the finance union, and there''s no sign of any improvements soon. Many tourists could only stay in the hotels near the airports until they start operations again, but many of them were already fully booked, and some tourists could only stay there Fried salmon, omelette, miso soup and rice. Beside the table of extremely ordinary breakfast, the reporter''s voice continued to echo. Looks like the planes can''t fly for the time being. Nee-san, who was removing the bones of the salmon with her chopsticks, said. Looks that wayit''s great if papa and mama comes back sooner On the other side, Himeji-san looked worried as she put her chopsticks down and stared at the screen. Why is Himeji-san eating breakfast at our house? The answer''s simple. Himeji-san''s parents aren''t at home, so nee-san invited her to stay at our house for the time being as she was worried about what would happen when a girl stays at home alone. Himeji-san''s parents seemed to have attended a friend''s wedding, and ended up in the midst of the airport strike just when they were about to head home. As the plane couldn''t take off, Himeji-san''s parents couldn''t go back. Himeji-san knew of this news after the hotpot party at my house ended. Thus, she ended up staying at our house for the time being. You must be worried that they couldn''t come back, right? Yes Himeji-san nodded her head in a somewhat dejected manner. Even though Himeji-san''s mother seemed to have said that they would sightsee for a few days until the airport started operating again since the planes couldn''t fly, this situation was really worrying. I hope that mama wouldn''t enjoy herself too much and say that she doesn''t want to come back to Japan Eh? Is Himeji-san worried about that? But it''s good that they''re in a place with rather good security. At least they won''t feel bored staying there. That''s really worryingin this situation, it''s better to wait at the airport or hotel for the airport to resume operations Ahaha, it''s better than being all worried. Actually, I really like this trait of Himeji-san''s mother. Eh? In this situation, it couldn''t be helped if she''s so worried, but since an accident happened, it''s better to do something to make oneself happy. I really like such straightforward and optimistic thinking. We, well, Akihisa-kun Hm? What is it? A lot of people said that I''m like mama Heh~I see. Your mother must be really kind and courteous, right? Yes, that''s right. I expected Akihisa-kun to have such a response. Himeji-san looked at me as she started smilingeven though I say this, for some reason, I just felt that her smile wasn''t shown in her eyes. Oh yeah, Himeji-san, what do you want to do today? Do you have any plans for today? No, I don''t really have any plans. What about you, Akihisa-kun? Me? Of course I''m going to play games for the whole day Nee-san''s lips suddenly feel so lonely. Not. I want to clean the house up and wash clothes too! It''s rare to get good weather like this anyway! On seeing nee-san narrow her eyes, I hurriedly took back my words. But the weather''s really good today. Since Himeji-san''s here as well, it seems to be a good choice to clean the house. If there''s too much dust in the house, Himeji-san may not feel well again. Also, I have some things I really want to hide. Are you cleaning? Please let me help. Hm? No, there''s no need to worry about it. You can take a break, Himeji-san. If not, I''ll handle today''s lunch Himeji-san will be in charge of the living room then, I''ll clean the corridor and my room. Eh? Ah, okay, I understand. Phewthat was nearly a big one. It''s better to let Himeji-san focus on cleaning instead of letting her be in charge of lunch. It''s best if she can be so busy that she can''t worry about food. Nee-san will be in charge of lunch then. I CAN''T AVOID THE DANGER LIKE THAT! Although it''s not as lethal as Himeji-san''s cooking, nee-san''s cooking can''t be underestimated too. Can you two please leave the cooking to me? Nee-san''s been busy at work recently too, right? Shouldn''t you focus on your work instead of cooking? Aki-kun, it''s pointless to bluff me with such a reason. Nee-san''s understands that Aki-kun won''t allow nee-san into the kitchen. Nee-san looked at me unhappily. Right, I got it. Since she said that, I''ll ask a simple question. Then, nee-san, do you know how to wash rice? Aki-kun, are you treating nee-san as an idiot? The last time I asked nee-san to wash vegetables, she actually took out cleaning agent! Who''ll dare believe that? Really. And you were wondering why there''s a need to have a whetstone in a kitchen THAT''S TO SHARPEN THE KITCHEN KNIVES! Even though it was said to be ''a whetstone that would make it shine'', it''s not something suited to wash rice! Akira-san, that won''t do. If you want to wash rice, you should use ''clean''HACCHOO!! ''CLEAN''! HIMEJI-SAN, WERE YOU TRYING TO SAY ''CLEANSER''!? A cleanser''s supposed to be used for cleaning utensils like plates! It can''t, can''t be used for washing rice! This isn''t good. There''ll definitely be a huge tragedy if I let these two people into the kitchen Anyway, let''s start cleaning! I''ll be in charge of lunch there! I used a somewhat forceful tone to say that. Really, Aki-kun. Since Aki-kun wants to cook for us like a little maid, nee-san should just endure it. That''s right. It can''t be helped then. Ahh, damn it! Aren''t these two supposed to be really smart? I really felt that school exams should have an additional test subject called ''common sense''. Alright. I said that I wanted to clean upbut what should I do? I looked around my own room and muttered to myself. Recently, because I''ve been living with nee-san, my room''s more or less tidied up. Since there''s no need to tidy up, I should just get the vacuum cleaner to clean the floor and wipe the table. I took the cloth to wipe the window sills and the book shelf a few times. Uwah, to think it they''re rather dirty. Looks like I have to be more serious in cleaning. Since I have already started cleaning, I arranged the stuff on the book shelf and under the bed, and then took out the vacuum cleaner to suck up the dust that accumulated in the covert places before wiping the surface clean. After seeing my own room being gradually tidy, I just started to feel happy. Just when I was dealing with the unexpected cleaning. Dok dok dok. Akihisa-kun? A soft knocking on the door could be heard. On hearing this voice, I guess that it should be Himeji-san, right? Hm? What is it? I stopped and turned around. As expected, I saw her standing at the door. The door was open, and yet she knocked the door. That''s really what the serious Himeji-san would do. It''s rare to have such a nice day, so I want to take the blankets out. Can I borrow yours for a moment? Himeji-san said as she reached her hand out for that blanket on my bed. That''s a good idea. A blanket that''s basked in the sun should be rather comfy. I don''t understand why, but a blanket that''s basked under the sun would feel comfy. It''s really a good idea to do so. I can smell the sun like that when I sleep. That smell really makes me calm. It''ll be all the more sweeter when I sleep~ Thinking about it, I couldn''t help but look forward to my sleep tonight. Then, I''ll take the blanket over. No need. A blanket''s nothing really heavy. I can take it over now. Heh~! Thank you, Himeji-san. Ah, there''s no need. This is nothing much. I''ll take it and wash it too~ Himeji-san carried the blanket and stuttered out of the room. Orderly when cleaning and quick when doing things. Himeji-san will definitely become a great wifeif her husband can really cook. Okay, then I look around the room, and then thought that I should clear the drawers. And thus, I continued to clean the room. After washing the pail and the cleaning cloth, I wanted to use this time to head to the balcony outside Uwa ? In the end, I found Himeji-san burying her face into the blanket that was just taken out of my room. WellHimeji-san? KYAAAAAHHHH!!?? She screamed out, shocking me when I was the one who wanted to gain her attention. Eh? What just happened? Did I do something I shouldn''t have done? AHHHH!! AKIHISA-KUN!? THI, THIS ISYOU''RE MISTAKEN! Himeji-san frantically shook her hands as she tried to deny something in a flustered mannereh? Was Himeji-sansecretly crying just now? Tha, that, Akihisa-kun! It''s not what you thinking! I didn''t use that excuse of borrow your blanket to hang it on the balcony. It, it''s just that I accidentally Is that soWell, Himeji-san may look strong on the outside, but even after knowing that her parents shouldn''t be in any danger as they''re in a country with rather good security, it couldn''t change the fact that her parents couldn''t come back. She must be feeling anxious now, right? To be holding back her tears while hiding it behind out backs Well, Himeji-san Ye, yes! If you''re willing, from tonight onwardsmaybe you can sleep together with m Eh? EHHH! Wh, why are you saying this out of a sudden? We''re living together, but being like this right from the startwellI feel that it''s a little daring! My sister. EhAkihisa-kun, what are you mistaken about this time If she''s not willing to show her embarrassing side in front of me, it should be alright for her to talk it out with nee-san, right? Don''t look at nee-san''s irresponsible demeanour like that, she''s still an adult, so she should definitely be able to ease that uneasy feeling in Himeji-san. Aki-kun, what did you say about me? Ah, nee-san. Nee-san just so happened to be look at us from the living room. I entered the house and lowered my volume to explain to her what happened. Himeji-san''s feeling uneasy now. If possible, can you sleep with her tonight, nee-san? Himeji-san slept alone in the guest room last night. Maybe she can calm down if someone''s willing to sleep with her? I see, so that''s how it is. Nee-san whispered back. It''s better not to talk about the reason now, right? If someone says ''let''s sleep together since you look so lonely'', I guess no one would answer ''I got it. I''ll leave things to you then''. Mizuki-chan, how about you sleep with me tonight? Ah, noI don''t really understand what''s going on, but I guess Akihisa-kun must have been mistaken Mistakenreally? Like how? Ehit''sI actuallythat, Akihisa-kun''s To my? Blanketthat To my blanket? Noit''s nothing ? It seemed like Himeji-san wanted to change the topic and made up a reason but couldn''t think of a suitable one. She really doesn''t need to worry about that. Then you should be alright with sleeping with me on the same bed, right? Aki-kun wouldn''t sleep with me now. Last time, he would be happy when he could sleep with nee-san I was completely unwilling, okay? Nee-san, you forced me to sleep with you! She twisted my joint to somewhere impossible until I lost consciousness! This can''t be brought over with just a simple ''sleeping sweetly''! Besides, once you sleep with me, I can assure you that you will be safe from that despicable lust of Aki-kun. Hold on! Don''t say it as some despicable lust! If you have to describe it, you should usean overflow in abundance of youth A lust to abuse housewives. Or something like thatOI, THAT''S NOT IT! Overflowing in abundance of youth and a lust to abuse housewives? This expression would basically get me arrested by the cops! That''s how it is, Mizuki-chan. To protect yourself, you''re going to sleep with me in the same room. Oh, okay For some reason, it felt like my image was really belittled, but since I can let Himeji-san calm down slightly, I can only accept it silently. That''s decided then. Nee-san, can you please move Himeji-san''s blanket into your room? I think it''s about time to start with lunch. Got it. Well, Akihisa-kun, if it''s lunch, I think I No no no, it''s alright you don''t have to worry about it! Besides, don''t you want to leave the blankets out in the sun, Himeji-san? I''ll leave it to you then. I rebutted back without giving her a chance to response. Since you say so Himeji-san looked really unhappy, but still nodded her head. Alright, since I have to prepare lunch, let''s prepare dinner too. I must take the first strike before Himeji-san wants to snatch the kitchen job. Volume 8, The Second Question Volume 8, The Second Question Amongst the famous works of Shakespeare, please state the 4 great tragedies. Himeji Mizuki''s answer Hamlet, King Lear, Othello, Macbeth. Teacher''s comment. Correct answer. Shakespeare had other famous works like ''Romeo and Juliet'' and the ''Merchant of Venice'', and these 4 are known as the ''4 great tragedies''. Though Romeo and Juliet was the most widely known work, do remember that these are the 4 great tragedies. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer Hamlet, King Lear, Romeo and Juliet, My dad''s married life. Teacher''s comment How is your dad treated at home anyway!? Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer Losing my wallet, Running out of film. Dirt running into the eyes at the critical moment when a photo''s about to be taken, Broken Hard Disk. Teacher''s comment. If really did happen, maybe sensei will be crying as well. Fuuwaawhy is it that I always feel like sleeping whenever it''s morning You can''t do that, Akihisa-kun. You have to sleep well at night or else you''ll ruin your body. On Monday morning, Himeji-san and I were walking side by side with each other as we just so happened to talk about this. Even if you say that, that book was really too interesting, so I couldn''t help butfuuwaa~ ReallyAkihisa-kun, your necktie''s crooked. Eh? Really? I moved my necktie a little bit. It should be alright now, right? Ah, now the collar is undonecan you please turn around and face me? Ahh, there''s no real need to be concerned about it. No. If you can''t even wear your shirt properly, Nishimura-sensei''s going to be angry with you. After saying that, Himeji-san turned around to face me and reached her hands out to adjust my necktie and shirt. Uu, uuuwhy do I feel a little shy Himeji-san? ErmHimeji-san? Himeji-san, do you hear me? Eh? Ah, yes! What''s going on? You were stoned over there and blushing. It, it''s nothing. It''s justa little weird Oh, so I''m not the only one shy about this. This action of adjusting the necktie looks no different from husband and wife Tha, that''s right, Akihisa-kun. Did you bring your handkerchief? To change the mood, Himeji-san changed the topic. Lets see, handkerchief, handkerchief Ah! Now that you said it, I forgot. I dont remember putting my handkerchief into my bag. OR rather, Ill normally forget about bringing it. In that case, please use mine. On hearing that I didnt bring my handkerchief, Himeji-san immediately took out a handkerchief from her bag and passed it to me. Is she lending it to me? Ah, no need. Its alright even if I dont have it. Also, Himeji-san, if you lend it to me, you wont have one to use, right? Its alright. I brought another handkerchief along too. Himeji-san said that as she took out the other handkerchief from her pocket. Shes really well-prepared. Uu, since Himeji-san says so In that case, Ill take this handkerchief according to her kind intentions. As I thought this, I reached my hand out for the handkerchief in her hand. Here, guys must not trivialize such minor things, or else you wont be popular with girls For some reason, Himeji-san went silent. She didnt hand the handkerchief over to me, but held it tightly in her hands. Himeji-san? I guessits alright not to have one! ? After saying that, Himeji-san hurriedly placed the handkerchief back into her pocket. I really dont understand what she meant by that, but on seeing that I can talk with Himeji-san in such a happy manner, Im rather happy too. And up till now, these were all the only happy memories I had in the morning. From now on, well start with the interrogation of the heretic Yoshii Akihisa. About 5 minutes after that, I was arrested by the FFF. I was forcefully taken away from the puzzled Himeji-san, and my limbs were all tied up as I was mercilessly pushed onto the hard tatami of class 2-Fs floor. Yoshii Akihisa, do you have any last words? I only met Himeji-san on the way to school! Its not like Im completely innocentbut I earnestly request to have my punishment reduced!! After hearing my explanation, the leader of the FFF seemed to ponder for a while. Even if the FFF would severely deal with any guy who interacts with girls, if I only met her coincidentally on my way to school, wouldnt that be too heavy of a punishment? If theyre always jealous about this, it would never end! Dont tell me that they were blinded by jealously because of such a trivial thing? I think theyll send 5 members to pinch my arms with the thumb and middle fingers Then, 10 members shall deal flying kicks to Yoshii Akihisa. Seems like their jealousys more than what I could imagine! Wa, wait! Isnt this punishment too heavy!? If you want to punish me, what will happen if something similar happens to you? Uu The leader went silent again. He should be considering the possibility that the same thing may happen to them. Leader, I dont think what the accused said is unreasonable. Were not merciless devil. For this level of action, I think we can just close an eye and forgive him. Maybe one day, this lucky event of getting to walk to school with girls will happen to us too. Also, Ill be punished everyday if Im being punished for ogling someone. The members rallied around me. It seemed that the this thing may happen to you statement had some effect. In that case, well specially reduce the punishment such that itll be a flick on the forehead by the leader. Just when I heaved a huge sigh of relief because of such a large reduction in punishment Please wait a moment! Himeji-san panged as she rushed into the classroom. Hm? Whats going on? Did Himeji-san run over because she was worried about me? Akihisa-kun didnt do anything wrong! I Himeji-san blushed as she desperately tried to explain to everyone. I forced him to come to school with me today! 20 members shall now carry out German Suplexes. NO OBJECTIONS!!! Whats going on? What Himeji-san said changed my punishment from a flick on the forehead to German Suplexes, and the number went from 1 to 20! Such a drastic change is really hard to react to! Hi, Himeji-san, Im grateful that you spoke up for me, but what you just said would only create an opposite effect But, its my selfish intention to adjust Akihisa-kuns collar and let our hands touch each other! This has nothing to do with Akihisa-kun, its not Akihisa-kuns fault at all FLIP THE TATAMI! SMASH HIS HEAD DIRECTLY ONTO THE FLOOR! YES! THE WORKS DONE HERE! WE CAN ADD SOME NAILS TO ADD TO THE EFFECT! I GOT SOME IRON STAKES READY! Damn it! These guys are already thinking about burying this immobilized me now! If I dont hurry up and explainthats right! I just need to make them feel like this is nothing! I just need to explain to them that its something trivial in our everyday lives Everyone, calm down! If youre punishing me because of this, what about Yuuji? Dont you often see him coming to school with Kirishima-san? In that case, we shall punish Sakamoto Yuuji as well. Sorry Yuuji, it seemed that my words caused you to be punished too. I was sending my apologies in my mind to that bad friend of mine with the wild presence as I clapped my hands together. At this moment, CRAK, the entrance door to the classroom was slid aside. Good morning~fuuwaaI really feel like sleeping Ahh, Yuuji, why did you have to turn up just at this moment? Hm? Akihisa? Whats up? You got captured by the FFF again? Its been tough on you in the morningOI, WHY ARE YOU GUYS SNEAKING BEHIND ME AND TWISTING MY ARMS!!? Yuuji, who looked sleepy as he came to school, was immediately grabbed on the waist from the back by the FFF members with their strong arms. Himeji-san, can you please turn over and look at me? Eh? Ah, okay. I tried to gather Himeji-sans gaze and concentration onto me. From the corner of the classroom, Yuujis body flew in a beautiful arc in mid-air, and at the same time, THOMP, THOMP, THOMP, blunt sounds could be heard. That would be three times already Good morningWHAT IN THE WORLD? YUUJIS BLOODIED FACES SLAMMED ONTO THE GROUND!! 17 times already? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS!! As the heavy sound echoed for the 18th time, Ironmans arrival finally calmed down this commotion. Ah, that was dangerous. Once Yuujis head takes another 2 hits, the next one would be me Damn it, ending up with such dumb luck in the morning! After morning lessons ended, afternoon break finally started. Yuuji finally regained consciousness as he sat at the seat right in front of me with his bento there. Though it is the same as usual, seeing that so early in the morning really isn''t good for the heart The one who said that was the bishoujo girl carrying the bentoHideyoshi as he walked over. He had smooth silky hair and wide puppy-like eyes. Hideyoshi himself was already very cute, but ever since second year started, I started to feel that Hideyoshi looked a lot tenderer. Is this so-called youth? Does Hideyoshi have someone he likes? Other peoples happiness is the taste of poison. This is the tradition of the FFF. After that, the one who approached us silently after buying the rice ball from the convenience store was Tsuchiya Kouta, nicknamed Muttsurini. Hes a short and small classmate of mine who gives a silent vibe. Thats strange? Didnt you take part in the execution this morning, Muttsurini? I went to investigate a few things. To think that there are even executioners and accused amongst friends. Even I feel that this is way too weird Really? Isnt there a saying that yesterdays enemy is todays friend? I saythe way you guys switch between enemies and friends is way too intense. From my personal experience, were enemies about 90% of the time and 10% in critical danger. You guys are always repeating the same thing over and over again. I thought that this would be a peaceful class when I came to second year Minami swung her ponytail about as she walked over, and Himeji-san followed her from behind. After moving a few short tables together, the six of us tucked in our lunches like usual. Such a scene is gradually becoming more common nowadays. Eh? Aki, you brought a bento today? As I opened my bento on the table, Minami asked me. Its rare for Akihisa to bring his own bento. Yeah, there were a lot of side dishes left yesterday. I accidentally cooked too much yesterday. Luckily, these were all dishes that can be eaten cold. Then lets do that again. Scissors, paper Stone! Muttsurini showed scissors. Everyone else showed stone. Uu Muttsurini looked at his hand that showed scissors in a remorseful manner. It seemed that he was really bothered. Its rare to see that we can decide the winner in one go. I want Oolong tea. Ill take green tea then. I want lemon soda. I want milk tea. Excuse me, please help me get sugarless red tea. Everyone took out a 100 yen coin and handed it to Muttsurini. Ill get the drinks then. After collecting the money, Muttsurini ran off alone to the teamwork club to buy drinks for everyone. This punishment game of being a gofer is a common scene during lunch break. Ah~ Im hungry. Yuuji opened the bento he brought, and everyone else opened their bentos on the table. Its a basic rule not to wait for the gofer to come back before we start eating. If not, we will feel bothered and end up restraining ourselves. Akihisa, your bento looks rather good. Yours too, Yuuji. Its rare that Yuuji and I would each bring our own bentos as we couldnt help but compare. Yuujis side dish is teriyaki porkit looks good. Is that tunaginger fried tuna? Not bad Yuujis voice came from beside. It seemed that he had already locked onto his target. Alright, Akihisa, lets have an exchange. Ok, what do you want, Yuuji? I want that ginger fried tuna of yours. You? I want that teriyaki pork of yours. Okay, deals set. Yeah. Heres the ginger fried tuna. Oh, your teriyaki pork. IN? Cherry tomato stalk (dipped in teriyaki sauce) OUT? cabbage shreds (Ginger flavored) YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!?? ILL RETURN THOSE WORDS RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BASTARD! Both of us grabbed each other on the collar. This guys really petty! Cant he just let me win a little bit? Are you two kids Seeing Yuuji and I tussle each other as we grabbed each other on the collars, Hideyoshi could only sigh in a somewhat reluctant manner. No, thats not it, Hideyoshi. Im already an adult, but Yuujis a despicable scumbag! Hideyoshi, dont compare me with Akihisa, will ya? That guys the only one with the brain of a primary school kid! ! (Widening our eyes and glaring at each other) You two are just like kids in situations like thisreally, you guys Hideyoshi sighed and then used his chopsticks Well, isnt this enough? AH! Just when Yuuji and I were roaring at each other and holding each other off, Hideyoshi had already switched our dishes over. Of course, I want my share too. Hideyoshi said as he moved his chopsticks and swapped the deep-fried pork chop he brought over too. Now everyones dishes looked much more interesting and appetizing. Cant be helped then. Since Hideyoshi said so, Ill forgive you for today, damned Yuuji. Thats my line! My hand released Yuujis collar and retracted back. Instead of doing such a stupid and meaningless thing, its more important to put the food into my stomach. Reallycant you two just eat your own bentos quietly? If someone would prepare a bento for me, of course Ill just eat my own share. Theres a lack of surprise when I prepare my own bento. Its kinda lonely. Then shouldnt you guys just exchange your dishes in the first place If Yuuji and I are to bring our own bentos, well normally prepare our own dishes. Its good that we can choose whatever dishes we like, but there will be no sense of expectation when we open the bento box, and thats a little empty feeling. On a side note, the option to exchange dishes quietly never existed in the first place. Because if that happened, we cant increase our bentos share. Dont underestimate a high school guys stomach! Mizuki, what did you bring to exchange with everyone today? Ah. In that case, thenlets exchange a little Un. Then, here. Here, please have some. Seeing our commotion, it seemed that the girls wanted to try it out too. Himeji-san and Minami wanted to try the fun of exchanging dishes as they handed their bento boxes over to each other. Its a lot gentler when girls do the same thing, and this is quite a nice scene. Heh, you have quite the interesting side dish. Is this tunaginger-fried tuna? Yes. Un? Ginger-fried tuna? ACK! I choked hard on my food. DA, DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN IT! Speaking of which, I prepared Himeji-sans bento too, so the dishes inside are completely similar to mine! Got to smoke this through somehow! Tha, thats quite a coincidence, Himeji-san! Did your mom watch the simple cooking program yesterday? The next second, I blurted out the excuse of watching the same TV program. Please, Himeji-san, please go along with what I said and end this topic right now! Eh? Akihisa-kun, have you forgotten? Todays bento was prepared by yoUU! Himeji-san, lets go somewhere else to talk first! Shes way too na?ve! I frantically covered Himeji-sans mouth and moved to a corner of the classroom. I vaguely realized it a while back, but Himeji-sans really slow-witted! (You cant tell them, Himeji-san! If you tell them the truth, wouldnt they know that were living together?) (Eh? We cant tell everyone else that were living together?) (No way! Absolutely not! We mustnt let other people know about this!) Whether its about Himeji-sans reputation or my own life. (Ahthats right. Its really not good if the school knows that were living together.) (Thats right, thats right. Its great that you can understand.) (I got it. Then, this will be our little secret.) Himeji-san clenched her small fist in front of her chest. Now that I remember, I realized we have never talked about keeping the fact that were living together a secret. Even sobut she never really thought about it. It seems that Himeji-sans really a little weird. She said that shes like her mother, so I guess its definitely about being so na?ve that shes an air head. (Akihisa-kun, lets work hard to hide this secret!) (Un, lets do our best.) After achieving common understanding with Himeji-san, we returned back to our seats. From now on, we have to protect this secret with a bronze wall like stance! What the heck, Akihisa, did you prepare the bento for Himeji? But the first attack rattled me. Ahh, no. Thatseh Its moments like this that Yuuji can easily see through lies. Also, he had Hideyoshi beside him. To think that theres such big trouble at this moment! Just when I was thinking about this What are you worried about? Shes just helping you finish off the seafood deluxe set you drew the last time, right? That was really a lot. It seemed that Yuuji and Hideyoshi didnt really worry about it. Thats strange? Was I able to sneak through like this? (You must have said to Himeji something like since there are leftovers, Ill just prepare something for you as thanks and prepared the food for her before sending her off, right? Your minds rather quick at times, Akihisa.) (I really have to look at you in a different light.) They deliberately whispered to me. I see, so theres such a misunderstanding. Anyway, its great that they would think this way about that. Thats right. Its like we didnt use up much food after we had the hotpot party. It cant be helped though. A lot of things happened back then. The hotpot then became a black hotpot that didnt really have any relation with the seafood. The only one who really used the seafood was the cold dish Shimada and the rest did, right? Yeah, that was really good. I remembered the appetizer Minami, Kirishima-san and Kudou-san made for us that day. There was a seafood cold dish, steamed oysters and seafood salad. Each one of them was really good. Thats right. Minami, the sauce for that seafood cold dish I wanted to turn around and ask Minami how she prepared that sauce. But Humph! I found that Minami was giving me an unhappy look. Whats wrong, Minami? Nothing, nothing at all. Though she said that, its obvious that she was unhappy about something. Uu, does Minami want a bento too? We tried her cooking the last time, but there wasnt any response, and I only made a bento for Himeji-san, so its kinda unfair to Minami. I see. If thats how it is If you dont mind, Minami, Ill make a bento for you next time. Eh? Will you? Un, it doesnt really matter whether its a 3 persons share or 4 persons share. It didnt really matter whether I cooked a persons share or manys. If the current situation can be resolved by making a bento, its not some difficult problem. I see. Ill tell you the recipe for that cold dish~ for the sauce, do not add too much balsamic vinegar, and also Minami shook aside the unhappiness that shrouded her and happily told me the way to make the cold dish sauce. Balsamic vinegar? Must I add distilled pesticide to acetic acid? Beside me, Himeji-san muttered something really scary. If she says that she wants to make a seafood cold dish, I have to be careful the next time! I again checked the danger hidden within Himeji-san. Anyway, lets tuck in first. This is the first time I tried making ginger-fried tuna, and unexpectedly, it tastes good even after being cold. Maybe its really suited to be added to a bento. Im back. Just when everyone was talking and eating, Muttsurini carried a large number of dishes with both hands as he finally came back. Oh, you took quite some time today. Were there a lot of people inside the teamwork club? Yuuji asked as he received the Oolong tea Muttsurini handed over. It really took quite some time today, and for the quick and nimble Muttsurini, its really rare. Someone discussed something with me when I went to buy drinks. Discussed something with you Who is it? Just as I was about to ask, a certain person happened to appear right before our eyes. It doesnt matter, Tsuchiya-kun. Ill talk to them directly. She had nice short shoulder-length hair and a cold expression. Her arms were folded right in front of her as she looked down at us while we were tucking in as we sat on the tatami mat. This person in front of us was Hello, everyone in class F. Hm? Thats quite a rare guest. The one who came over was the class rep of C class, Koyama-san. Like what Yuuji said, she was really a rare guest. In that case, the one who went to discuss things with Muttsurini was Thats right, it was me. But, instead of a discussion, Ill say that we just so happened to meet each other in front of the teamwork club, so I asked him a few questions. It seemed that she wanted to know about F class plans for the summoning battle. Our class plans? It seems that the system maintenance was done, and we should be able to carry out our summoning battle two days later in the morning. I want to ask what F class will be doing. The summoning war that was supposed to be allowed once the second term started had to undergo some maintenance because of change of equipment and other situations (the given reason though was that they wanted to change the summoned beasts'' equipment). However, the summoning war that was delayed for quite a while will finally be restarted two days later. Our F class aim is obviously to take revenge after losing in the first semester. Even so, it was unexpected that she would actually come over to check on us, the worst class. Youre really cautious. Yuuji said in a mocking manner. As for this, I had the same thoughts as Yuuji. Really? You F class created lots of chaos in the first semester among the second years, and it wasnt any different from the eye of a tornado. Its obvious that I would be more cautious, right? Koyama-san wasnt affected by Yuujis taunting words as she calmly smiled back. Thats quite an appraisal for usbut can that really do? Once second term starts, class C will finally get back their original facilities, but to think that you would consider about the summoning battles Yuuji said to Koyama-san in a criticizing manner. One of the rules of the summoning war was that the facilities that were swapped because of a loss in the summoning war will be reset once the new term starts. Of course, while nothing will change when the upper-ranked class lost to a lower-ranked class and caused a change in facilities, but if the lower-ranked class lost and had to degrade their facilities, itll be reset in the new semester. Speaking of which, C class lost to A class before and had their equipment downgraded to D class, right? Then C class should be able to get back C class equipment once the new term starts, right? To emphasize on this rule. The main aim is to hope that the students can take part in a summoning battle enthusiastically. In that case, once a summoning battle begins at the end of the semester; the lower class will challenge the upper-ranked class without much risk. Even if we wanted to carry out a summoning battle after we were streamed, the points difference between us was way too great, and normally speaking, we wont easily go for battle. The school hoped that students would study hard while regretting this and check their progress at the end of the school semester. However, we started a riot right from the beginning of school term, and with the adjustments of the summoning system and all sorts of events, the end of the school semester was rather quiet. What do you mean by starting a summoning battle? I never talked about taking the initiative to fight. I just want to know the action of F class, which was the central cause of everything the last time. Thats really an indirect way of saying it. In other words, if we dont provide information, you wont say anything, right? You can interpret it like that too. Koyama-san gave a proud smirk as she said that. Is she asking for an alliance? I guess not. Shes just going to make a deal with us. She will talk about C class movements, and also, we have to talk about F class movements. There wont be any problems if we dont get into each others way. If not, we can think of a countermeasure early and avoid attacking each other if we know what will happen. In that case, why didnt you just ask Yuuji straight away? Why did you ask Muttsurini? Well, if I ask Sakamoto-kun, I wont have to make such a deal. Itll be best if I dont have to automatically provide information. Facing my doubt, Koyama-san didnt flinch as she honestly answered. Thats just like her. UuYuuji, what do you intend to do? Thats good. I accept this deal. Really? Thats really a great help. Koyama-san looked like she knew that Yuuji wouldnt refuse right from the beginning and said thanks indirectly. I just need to tell you the class we intend to go against, right? Thats not enough. You need to say the time you intend to attack. If we know the class you intend to target, I wouldnt have to come over and ask you. Koyama-sans right. Our F class ultimate aim was to beat A class, and everyone knew about this. Its not much of a deal if she knows who we want to attack. Yuuji showed a somewhat hesitant look as he was asked to mention the timing of the attack. Dont tell me that he hasn''t decided on those details yet? Its not like Yuuji to say triumphantly that were going to beat A class without thinking of a plan. As for A class, about a week after the summoning battles are allowedlatest 2 weeks, and well attack. Thats my plan. UnI see Thats strange? Do we have to wait that longI thought that with Yuujis personality, well be attacking immediately after the summoning battles are allowed. I wanted to ask the question, but Yuuji gave me a sharp stare that said dont talk too much. It seemed that the information battle had begun silently even when the battles hadnt started. In that case, Ill let Yuuji handle this. And what about your class? If youre aiming for A class, were enemies. Were not so ambitious. We just want to attack B class. Its about the same as you guys, most likely, about a week or two after the summoning battles are allowed. C class was aiming for B class? Its true that this was a rather logical consideration. They couldnt fight it out to decide the winner the last time, so they intended to fight B class. I can understand that. But is that really good? I remember B classs Nemoto-kunshould be Koyama-sans boy Ill kill you if you dare continue. It seemed that I misappropriated her unforgettable past. I like smart guys, and not guys wholl only study. Thats right. That Nemotos just a despicable scum. To achieve victory, its rather effective to use all sorts of despicable tactics, isnt it? I kinda like itbut I had enough of that guy. Koyama-san cackled. To think that she would like despicable guys. I guess everyone thinks differently Ill be later than others when playing janken. What are you saying!? Dont you always lose even when you showed up late? Youre not despicable. Unlike me, Ill pretend to have a tummy-ache every time its my turn to sweep the floor! Nonono, Im the real despicable person. Theres no such thing. Im the really despicable one here. Actually, I have a cousin of the same age. I once asked him about dating, and he introduced his classmates to me. YOU DAMNED BASTARD! IM GOING TO KILL YOU! But I remember that guy should be studying in a guys school. Ill give you this can of juice. Ill treat you to takoyaki when we go home. Thanks guys Our nearby classmates started boasting about how despicable they were. Our guys were really too understanding. I see, so Koyama-san likes smart guys. Thats right, Himeji-san, I like smart guys. Fufu~ Koyama-san gave a somewhat meaningful smile. In that caseSakamoto-kuns a smart person too, right? (Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh)! Oi, you guys! Dont stab those penknives into the tatami mat. Thats really uncomfortable, you know! A few of our classmates far away stabbed the tatami mats beside them with the penknives. If they were a little more direct, the ones that would have holes pierced through wouldnt just be tatami mats, but Yuujis body. Speaking of whichreally? One, two weeks after the bans liftedI see Koyama-san muttered with a somewhat meaningful tone, and Yuuji looked surprised as he stared at her. Thanks for sharing this with me. It seemed that our aim was different. Lets do our best when we start the battles, then. Leaving this sentence behind, Koyama-san folded her arms, turned around and left F class classroom. Now that we knew that we wouldnt be fighting C class in the next summoning battle, there was one less enemy we had to be wary of. Looks like the other classes are already testing each other out and preparing for the summoning war. Its been a while ever since we swapped classrooms. Now even if the quality of the classes have changed, its not really that surprising, isnt it? The last time, it seemed that only F class took the initiative. However, the summoning war that will soon start seems like it will cause quite the ripple among the 2nd years. Will that be good or bad for us Ah, speaking of summoning battles, didnt I hear that the summoned beasts equipment changed? What will they be like now? Beside me, Minami tilted her head and asked. Thats right, how do our summoned beasts look like now? Change in equipmentwe have to check it out so that we can control the summoning battle well. It seems that the systems repaired. Now we can summon our summoned beasts, right? I guess. Do you want to try it out? Whos going to get the teacher Anyway, we have to get permission from a teacher before we can summon our summoned beasts. Perhaps it was perfect timing as we saw our homeroom teacher, nicknamed IronmanNishimura-sensei walk over from the corridor It cant be helped then Yeah, lunch breaks about to end soon. ThenNishimura-sensei! Hm? Yoshii, Sakamoto, whats the matter? Once I called out, Ironman walked into the classroom. He frowned in an irritated manner. That attitude was basically therell be trouble once we talk to him. How rude! Sorry, can you please nope allow us to no way summon? Rejected the summoning war bans I refuse lifted, give up so the new summoned beasts dont force meoi, how many times have you refused us? I only asked you for one thing, and you refused me six times before I even finished. This is the first time I met such a situation, how infuriating! Its because you brats never listen to me, right? No, I think that was completely far off. Sensei wasnt even listening to me I mentioned it before that your summoned beasts cant be summoned whenever you want to, right? Even though you did say so My summoned beasts different from others, one that can touch other physical objects. As I have a special summoned beast that can touch other objects and has several times the strength of an ordinary person, its no wonder that Ironman would be so worried. However Sensei, dont worry about it. Have we deliberately caused trouble up till now? I remember you two had to write more than 100 reflections in the first term, right? Let me seethats about 1 every day. Thats enough to make a book How many have you two written anyway? Yuuji definitely wrote 99 of them! Besides, if you would call me sensei, it means that nothing good will happen. Are you going to come up with some tricks again? Ironman stared at Yuuji and me with a suspicious look. What the heck, so we called him wrongly. Thats simple then. We just need to change the way we call him. Please, Sou-kun~ (PAKK!) Thousand please, Souichi~ (BEKK!) WHO ASKED YOU TO CALL SENSEI BY HIS NAME NAME DIRECTLY!? MY HAAANNNDDD!!! As we just said that, our arms that were reached out were twisted by a powerful pliers-like force. If we cant call him that, whats next? As we were clutching our right hands and rolling on the floor in pain, Himeji-san and Minami went in front of Ironman. You cant allow us, Nishimura-sensei? Its not like I and everyone else want to do something bad. We just want to call out our summoned beasts and see if theres any change in equipment. Minami-chans right. We wont summon our summoned beasts for pranks. Nobut Please, Nishimura-sensei. Haaits not like I dont understand how you feel about wanting to check out your new equipment. As the two model students in our class pleaded earnestly, Ironmans attitude showed some signs of softening. Alright, now, once more! Please, Tetsun (PAKK) Well leave it to you then, Te-chan (BEKK) ? Now our left hands, which were fine, were twisted. Damn it! How can there be such a stubborn guy!? You two, reallyokay, make it quick. Eh? What quick? Im busy here. Just summon if you want to. Really Ironman sighed as he said that. What, so he still agreed in the end. And besides, no matter how I refuse, youll use Sakamotos platinum bracelet to summon, right? In that case, I might as well let you take action under my watch, and Illfeel more at ease. I see, so theres such a reason. But in that case If you think that way, shouldnt you have just allowed us to summon right from the beginning? Yeah, and my hands got twisted. That was really quite the loss. If I gave you permission just like that, you guys will definitely get ahead of yourselves. Of course we wontah, maybe. Never mind, at least we got permission. Yeah, we got what we wanted in the end. (Nods head). Im looking forward to it. I dont know how our summoned beasts would look. Ill just pray that its not a concrete wall like the last time Then lets summon and see, ready SUMMON! Our gang shouted out. Soon, patterned array appeared around our feet, and the summoned beasts that were shaped off everyones looks appeared. Wownice armorit really looks awe-inspiring. A lance and armor? Have I evolved into a knight? Thats greatits great that Im not using a chopping board as a shield. This is really great! Oi, Yuuji, look at me. My uniform has a dragon woven. Look, Akihisa, mines a tiger. A longsword and a coatso I became the Shinsengumi. Looks really strong. I got improved to a jonin. Unn, I see. So everyones equipment became better. JUST WAIT A SECOND, DAMN IT!! What now, Yoshii, Sakamoto? Youre really noisy. OF COURSE WE HAVE TO COMPLAIN! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY UNFAIR! Really? Yeah! Just look at the changes on Himeji-san! Eh, my armors sturdier than before, and my weapon became longer and larger. Minami? My army uniform became a knights uniform, and my spear became a lance. Then Hideyoshi? My Naginata warrior became a Shinsengumi member. Muttsurini! I went from a Chonin to a Jonin. But Yuuji and I Only had patterns woven on our school uniforms! THAT IS WAY TOO STRANGE! Yuuji and I said that in perfect unison. This is way too different from the rest! Why is Yuuji and my equipment almost the same as before! No, Akihisa, wait, Im different from you. My weapon changed too. Eh? Really? Yeah. My metal knuckles became a bat. THATS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT! It looks like no matter how much changes happened, Im always given the equipment of a delinquent. Or ratheris it the principals doing? Alright, you should be happy now, right? Im going to revoke the permission. Once Ironman said that, the summoning field disappeared, and at the same time, our summoned beasts disappeared. GUUUUUU! I CANT ACCEPT THIS! Lunch breaks almost over. Dont play around and prepare for the next lesson. Leaving those words behind, Ironman left the classroom. Aki and Sakamoto havent grown up at all. Shimada, dont associate me with that idiot. Its too disrespectful. Yeah, Minami. My brains different from Yuujis brain and Minamis chest, I did grow(CRACK) What did you just say? I didnt say anything. Akihisa really hasn''t grown up at all I held my hands that were twisted to the limit and endured the sharp pain that came from the joint as I continued the afternoon lessons. Time flew, and it was already after school. Its been a while since things were quiet. Lets just look forward to the upcoming days of school dismissal. Carrying the school bag that wasnt really heavy, Yuuji walked beside me and muttered. Because we had to stay behind for after-school supplementary lessons recently. The schools nature allowed for more supplementary lessons for classes that were more likely to be involved in summoning battles. We had to take lessons, and also had to take exams to replenish our points. Its because you guys always skipped lessons that you ended up having more supplementary lessons than the rest. I had no idea about what Minami was talking about at all. We should be grateful that we can look forward to school dismissal in such a free manner. Speaking of which, its like our free time was extended. It really feels like we earned it. Muttsurini and Himeji-san said that in a seemingly happy manner. On a side note, Hideyoshi went for his drama club practice. Hes the only one among us whos taking part in club activities, so theres not many chances for him to go back with everyone. Its rare for us to leave school early. Why dont we walk somewhere? Yuuji raised this usual plan as we never had a planned schedule. Normally, I would definitely agree to hang out with him, but Forget about today. I need to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients. Youre going shopping? I thought there was a lot of that seafood you won. There is a lot, but I want to cook meat. I remember that eggs and meat will be cheaper on Monday. In fact, as there were 3 people at home, the seafood we won was almost finished. Its okay if nee-san and I were at home, but since Himeji-sans living at my house, I had to put some more effort in cooking. As we had been eating seafood for the past few days, I wanted to try a meat dish. Really? Ill have meat today too. Yuujis in charge of cooking today too (In his situation, it should be again)? He seemed to be pondering as he said this. Oh yeah. What do you intend to cook tonight? Hmabout that Thats really troublesome. Even though I said that I wanted to cook meat, I dont really have things that I want to cookand every menu has to vary, which is really troublesomeah, thats right! Himeji-san, what do you want to eat tonight? Eh? Me? I turned around and asked Himeji-san. Its rare for her to be a guest of mine, so Ill like to hear what she wants to eat. Ill have some idea on what to cook. I dont really have things I like or hatebut more than that, Akihisa-kun, what do you like to eat? Akihisa-kun cooked yesterday, and its my No no no no no! Its my job to cook! You really dont have to worry about this! Before Himeji-san could say something even more dangerous, I hurriedly interrupted her. Ill handle the cooking; no way will I back off from that! Just when I was discussing dinner with Himeji-san, Yuuji and company looked at us. Oi, Akihisa. What is it, Yuuji? Why are you asking Himeji what she wants for dinner? Eh? Now that Yuuji mentioned it, Himeji-san and I subconsciously looked at each other. Damn it! I was thinking about dinner tonight and accidentally blurted out that were living together! How could I make such a simple mistake! An, anyway, got to calm down! Got to find some way to hide this! Tha, tha tha tha thats because of that! Right, Himeji-san? Ye, yes! Its becauseeh, Akihisa-kun just wants to use what I like as reference so that he can prepare dinner tonight. Its not for me to eat! After hearing Himeji-sans explanation, the stares on us had even more doubts and suspicions. EhtheIm going to the supermarket first. Ill make a move first! I, I have something I have to do. Sorry, I have to leave! Before everyone else could comment, we ran off. Though they didnt chase up, the stares on my back were so piercing that they were aching me. Is, is it alright? We werent discovered, right? I, I guess were definitely alright. We just explained it properly just now. After turning around the corner, Himeji-san and I looked at each other. Its really hard to hide secrets from others In that case, how about you go home first, Himeji-san? Ill go back once Im done buying the stuff. No, I should come along if I want to buy stuff. I''ve been treated kindly by you, and I would be bothered by it. But its not good for us to buy ingredients together How about you leave the shopping to me? Ill be in charge of dinner tonight. Akihisa-kun can go back to study for tomorrows lessons Alright, lets go shop then! What should we have for dinner tonight? Ah, Akihisa-kun, wait for me! Asking Himeji-san to cook, and for me to studywouldnt that be the worst case scenario? Therell be no problems if it was the complete opposite Akihisa-kun, I heard that eggplants are going at a special price today? As I carried the basket into the supermarket, Himeji-san said to me after seeing the vegetable area near the entrance. Eggplantthat''s good. Do you eat eggplants, Himeji-san? Yes, I like eggplants the most! Himeji-san answered with an ever-radiant smile. We''re now entering autumn time, and it''s the time when eggplant tastes best. If it''s a little cheaper, I''d really like to buy it. Maybe I should deep-fry and then stew it, or maybe I should add green peppers and meat slices to stir fry if I want some seasonal taste. It''ll taste good once I add ginger soy sauce after frying. My mouth started to water as I imagined it. Miso yakitoris good toono, we can also steam it with chicken Sounds good. Eggplants have low calories and are really healthy, and since it is autumn, its the best season to eat eggplants. Thats right. Just when we intended to buy some eggplants, a shop worker was walking over and shouting energetically. OVER HERE, OVER HERE! CHEAP AND HEALTHY STUFF ARE HERE! COME CHECK IT OUT! It seemed like I heard this mysterious tone beforeis this shop attendant a foreigner? As Himeji-san and I widened our eyes curiously, the shop attendant continued to shout in front of us. TODAYS VEGETABLES ARE VALUE FOR MONEY! ESPECIALLY THIS At that moment, the shouting stopped. The shop attendants eyes were staring at the eggplant he was holding in his hand as he tilted his head slightly before shouting again. ESPECIALLY THIShow should I call it? EhTHIS THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PURPLE BAT! ITS REALLY DELICIOUS! Doesnt this guy know what an eggplant is? ITS COMPLETELY RIPE AND FULL OF HONEY! ITS SWEET AND DELICIOUS! Whats with that eggplant? Whats added inside!? Ohh, the newly-wed couple over there! How do you feel about thispurple thing? Wanna buy some? Maybe we were looking too interested as the shop attendant that was hawking soon noticed us. Damn it. This person doesnt look normal in any way. Its best to run away before we get involved with him Call, calling us a newly-wed couple Himeji-san beside me was blushing as she looked all fluffy, and had no intention of running away. Speaking of which, Himeji-sans really like a girl. It seems that girls are powerless against words like bride or newly-weds. Come, look! What do you think of this purple rod, kiddo? Its cheap and ripe! Its extremely sweet! Sorry. If possible, please dont give me that ripe and sweet one. That unnaturally soft and sweet smell must be because the insides rotten already, right? No no, kiddo, you dont have to be so kind with me! This purple rods sweet part is the best! This, ehthis has the label local produce! It has lots of calories, and has nothing to do with nutrition! Also This shop attendant was not even listening to me at all as he continued to mutter rubbishHimeji-san hadn''t recovered yet. Looked like I could only continue to stay there And something like that. Its a good thats well-loved from the past! Once this vegetable had been used in the north pole 800 years ago As I stood in front of the shop attendant who was continuing to fire off, I sank into deep thought. Let me seeaside from the ingredients for the dishes tonight, is there anything else I need to buy? Ah, speaking of which, kiddo There are still napkins, and theres no problem with the toilet paper and toothbrushes. Id like to know the name of this purple vegetable? If I have to say it, its the one thing we didnt have much left the last time we did cleaning Toilet cleaner Oh! I see! Thank you very much! Hm? Once I recovered, I found that the shopkeeper was standing in front of me, holding my hand and thanking me. Ahh, so he finally finished talking? Ill have a bag then. Lets go, Himeji-san. Ah, okay, my belovedno, Akihisa-kun! Himeji-san looked like she finally recovered too. I took a bag of eggplants, and soon after, left the vegetable section. WERE SELLING TOILET CLEANERS CHEAPLY TO YOU! RIPE AND SWEET TOILET CLEANERS ARE NOW FOR SALE! FOR SWEET STUFF, CHOOSE TOILET CLEANERS! The shop attendant just now was shouting behind me about something he was selling. Akihisa-kun, what was that shop attendant selling? I dont know either I heard toilet clean or sweet or something. Are they selling a new product, edible toilet cleaner? Oh yes, Akihisa-kun, do you know? Hm? What is it? Do you know the saying dont let your wives eat eggplants in autumn Ah, I think I heard of that before. The source of this saying should be because aunties feel that itll be a waste that the delicious eggplants in autumn are fed to those irritating spouses, I guess. Thats rude. But Himeji-san was thinking so thoroughly for her to ask this. Maybe she was wondering if she could eat eggplants. Himeji-san, you dont have to worry about that saying. Thats an old generation''s way of thinking. Tha, thats right. I shouldnt be thinking about this and work hard to give birth to a healthy and energetic baby! Why must you mention a baby? I dont understand what she meant at all. Akihisa, I think I have to explain it to you. The saying dont let your wives eat eggplants in autumn is because eggplants have few seeds, and they feared that the chances of pregnancy would be lowered, so they would prevent their wives from eating eggplants. Heh~ I see. Yuujis really knowledgeable. Its not that Im knowledgeable, but that you lack common sense. Really? I didnt know thatHEY, HOLD ON A SEC! Yu, Yuuji? Why are you here? Sa, Sakamoto-kun! When did you come here? Nothing, I just came here to buy ingredients for dinner Speaking of which, Yuuji did mention that he had to cook dinner tonight toothere are not many supermarkets from school to home, so its not really surprising that we would meet here. Its because we just went our separate ways that I made a huge mistake Say it! Whats going on? Wha, what are you saying? Himeji-san and I just happened to meet at the supermarket and went together! Thats right, Sakamoto-kun. We really met coincidentally before shopping in the supermarket! Hoho? Really, you two said that you wanted to buy ingredients for dinner together. Looks like you have quite the good relationship there. Thats not it. Its not like that at all! Speaking of which, its too suspicious that you two would enter a supermarket together. You must be hiding something else besides shopping together, right? Seeing that Himeji-san and I were looking uncomfortable because of his words, Yuuji placed his hand under his chin and gave a pondering look. Yesterdays dinner, todays lunch and tonights dinner are the sameit seems that you two have been eating the same dishes togetherand you two came to school together WAAAAHHHH!! Yuujis getting closer to the truth! Got to find some way to change the topic! S, speaking of which! Theres a lot of social news everyday! Yes yes! Like airport strikes, flights terminated and all that stuff! Thats really bad! A lot of people cant go back to Japan if the airports under strike! Himeji-san and I tried our best to divert the topic to the latest news. But after hearing what we said, Yuuji frowned harder. Airport stopHimeji had to stay at Akihisas house two days agoare you two Most likely, Yuuji noticed some critical fact as he inadvertently widened his eyes. Wha, what what? Does he know about it? Oi, Akihisa, answer me honestly! Dont tell me Wha, what do you want to say? Youre staying together with Himeji!? WERE WE DISCOVERED? SO QUICKLY TOO! NO, NONONONONO, OF COURSE NOT! HOW COULD SUCH AN IMPOSSIBLE THING HAPPEN!? THATHATHATHATHATHATS RIGHT, SAKAMOTO-KUN. THATS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. HOW COULD IT HAPPEN! YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT HAPPENING! Yo, you twowhy must you two come up with something like this at this moment!? Our denials were meaningless as Yuuji gave us vengeful looks as he glared at Himeji-san and me. Damn it! If anyone knows of what happy things happened in my life, Ill have people jealous of me and killing me I predicted the attack manner Yuuji may choose and stealthily got into defensive position. However How did that happenthis is bad! This is really bad! Damn it! Yuuji was clutching his head and shaking as he didnt do anything cruel to me. Eh? Thats strange? Whats with you, Yuuji? AND YOU DARE ASK ME WHATS WRONG!? DAMN ITWHAT DID IWHAT STUPID THINGS DID I SAY!? I REALLY WANT TO WHACK AKIHISA AND ME THIS TIME If you really want to do so, couldnt you just hit yourself only? Ah well, its pointless to grumble about it. Oi, Akihisa. Nobody knows that you two are living together, right? Uu, ah, yes. I dont think anyone other than Yuuji knows. Thats really the best thing I heard in this misfortune. If you find out that this is about to be discovered, hurry up and tell me, and Ill try to cover up for you. EhAh, un, thanks then. To think that Yuuji would say such things. I thought that he would be hollering in anger how can you get so cocky you idiot and beat me up. However, you must never ever let anyone else know that you two are staying together! You must be extremely careful, understood!? Ill definitely try my best not to let others know Whats with those spineless words!? Its not even to try! Akihisa, listen up! You must, never, ever, let anyone else know about it! Uuun, I understand. Yuuji glared at me viciously as he continued to remind me over and over again. If other people come to know about it, Ill beat you down into the path to hell, or else I wont be able to erase the anger within me! Whats going on? Will something horrifying happen to Yuuji if the fact that Himeji-san and I are living in the same place gets out? Got it, Yuuji. Ill keep that secret no matter what. Please. I really want to avoid doing meaningless actions like taking revenge on you! Hurry up and go back before other people discover you. Got it. Then, heres a present. After handing the eggplant in my hand, we said goodbye to Yuuji. Itll be alright. Though that guy said it as if something will happen, but nobody will know that Himeji-san and I are living together! Im worried, but it cant be helpedI have to hide this secret for them with my utmost! Yuuji. What is it? Do you remember our promise? Hahaha, haShouko, since when were youstanding there Right from the beginning. Because Yuuji wouldnt come home with me, I came over to punish Yuuji. I, I seeIm really sorry then Dont worry. It doesnt matter now. Thats right. Then Un. Farewell! Dont run. You wont be able to escape. "DDDDDDDDDAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN IIIIITTTTT, AKIHISAAAAAA!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULLLLTTTT!!! I felt a little killing intent behind me, but I must be thinking too much. After walking out of the supermarket, Himeji-san and I walked side by side with each other as we went home. Really, its because Yuuji suddenly appeared that I forgot to buy vegetables Wah, speaking of which. I havent bought ingredients for dinner! Ah, youre right. It took a lot of my mind to think of how to handle the situation just now, and I forgot to buy vegetables. This is bad. Cant be helped then. Ill go back and buy again. Can you please head home first, Himeji-san? No, in that case, I should follow No, we were just discovered by Yuuji. I dont know what he will say if we head back to the supermarket together. I see Im going back then. I understand. Please take care. I waved my hand and bid farewell to Himeji-san for the time being. Alright, I have to buy the ingredients for dinner tonight and hurry back home. And so, after buying all the ingredients for dinner, I went back home. I guess its about time it starts raining too, but this is bad I already felt that the air was a little too humid, and soon, it started raining as expected. This is bad. And I didnt bring an umbrella I took note not to let the rainwater enter the grocery bag with the dinner ingredients inside. Anyway, better get to a nearby convenience store to avoid the rain. Its not far from home here, and Im fine with running back in the rain, but I saw some manga that were recently releasedmaybe I should go home when the rains lighter. I noticed the outside situation as I took the magazine out to read. Unn, theres going to be a lot of games coming out next month. I dont know if I can secretly get some money from nee-san I browsed through the magazines for quite a while and found a lot of interesting reports, but just when I wanted to stop reading and brought it directly over to the cashier, I found ZABA ZABA ZABA ZABA ZABA The rain outside was like a pail that was fully filled with water being kicked, and had become a torrent. Looks likeI will get wet no matter whether I bring an umbrella out or not I took out my handphone, went to the internet and checked the weather report. The webpage did note that I have to be wary of heavy rain. This is bad. I was thinking about not letting Himeji-san cook so much that I didnt notice the weather change. But the good thing is that I let Himeji-san go home first. Looks like the rain wont be stopping anytime soon Looking at the current situation now, the rain will only get stronger. Cant be helped then, I can only run home I got ready to get drenched as I walked out of the convenience store. The magazines will only get wet under such large rain. Next time, I guess. BAYABAYABAYA. The rain continued to pour on me as I couldnt see the road in front of me. Uuuif I dont hurry back to take a shower, I might catch a cold The ground collected lots of rainwater as the cars that moved by created splashes like they were wading through a river. The sound of rain and wind swirled beside my ears, and my eyes and hearing were covered by the stormy rain all around me. At that moment Uu It seemed that I heard a soft sound. Hm? I think I have heard this voice before To hear that voice clearly, I gathered all my concentration. Uuits so coldthis place is so cold On hearing that, it sounded like a girl crying. To find the owner of that voice, I could only widen my eyes at the visual range that was only several meters in radius and search. That voiceI think it came from the park? Since Im already wet, I might as well go into the park. Looking inside the pavilion, Hazuki-chan? Ahbaka onii-chan? I found Hazuki-chan, all wet and looking like she was about to cry. Why did you come here? Youll catch a cold. I came to see baka onii-chan! I thought that Ill see you here if I waited here! Eh? You came to see me? Ah, thats right. Speaking of which, I did meet Hazuki-chan for the first time at this park. But why are you looking for me? Onee-chan was too much. She always lied and wouldnt let Hazuki go to baka onii-chans house. As she said that, Hazuki-chan puffed her cheeks unhappily. So Hazuki kept it a secret from onee-chan and came to look for baka onii-chan! But it suddenly rained, and you didnt even know where my house is, so you came to the pavilion in the park to avoid the rain? Thats the case And thats quite the coincidence. But since I can meet Hazuki-chan here, I guess its the best thing among all these. Kuchuun. Hazuki-chan was trembling from the cold as she let out a cute sneeze. As I went there before, I guess Minamis house wasnt that near to my house. It was really tough for Hazuki-chan to go out alone in such weather. Then come over to my house. Youll catch a cold if you continue to stay here. Can I really? Thats great! Hazukis really happy! Guu!! It seemed that she was really happy as she hugged me happily and hit her head straight into my chest. Due to the difference in height, that one hit from her slammed straight into my weakest point. I know Hazuki-chan shouldnt have any ill intent, but if shes going to meet me like this all the time, my life may be at risk Hazuki-chan, you better grow up Hm? At that moment, your head wont be hitting my chest. Ah, thats right, so baka onii-chan means that. Hazuki understands and will do her best. Hazuki will work hard and grow bigger! You understand? Yes! Hazuki wants to hurry and grow up to become a beautiful bride! Un, shes thinking the wrong way. But I dont really have confidence about my chests size Hazuki-chan placed her hand on her chest and said in a somewhat dejected manner. Thats not trueI wanted to comfort her like that, but I couldnt say more. I remembered Muttsurini saying before that this is most likely genetic An, anyway, you have to get yourself dry. Lets go, Hazuki-chan. Okay! To escape from this rain that continued to pour hard, I took Hazuki-chans hand and started running again. Akihisa-kun, you finally came back. Its quite the heavy rain outside, are youoh my? Ah! Pretty onee-chan! Im back, Himeji-san. Himeji-san, who came back home first, met me at the entrance with a large towel, but she couldnt help but widen her eyes after seeing Hazuki-chan come back with me. I found her at the park nearby. She cant go back home alone in such heavy rain, so I brought her back. Right, Hazuki-chan? Yes! I see. Its easy to catch a cold when youre all wet. Hurry up and wipe yourselves dry, I have prepared the bath. The indoor slippers let out a clapping sound as Himeji-san went back into the house to get another towel. To think that she would even prepare the bath water. Shes really a thoughtful girl. Go take a bath first, Hazuki-chan, Ill see if nee-san has a shirt or something for you to wear Got it! A bath it is, right? Hazuki-chan nodded her head and immediately got ready to take off those wet clothes of hers. Eh? Thats not good no matter what, isnt it? WellHazuki-chan, it doesnt really matter if you wet the floor, but you should head to the changing room before taking off your clothes. ? I cant take off my clothes here? Un. Hazuki-chans not that young anymore. I feel that its not right to take off clothes in front of the opposite gender. I wont have any perverse lust for such a small kid (I guess), but even so, she cant just take off her clothes right in front of me like that. Though Hazuki-chans na?ve and carefree, shes a little too liberal in some aspects. But even if we take off our clothes separately, Hazukis going to bathe with baka onii-chan, right? You want to bathe with me!? Eh? Hazuki often bathes with onee-chan, like after watching a scary TV show, we will always bathe together. Minamiif youre so scared that you have to bathe with a primary school kid after seeing such a scary show, you might as well not watch it in the first place, right And I would also bathe with daddy and mummy. No, its not really a problem if its with family members Then its alright, because baka onii-chans Hazukis husband, so youre family! It sounded right, but our conversation didnt seem to match. Uuwhat should I do now? Or rather, will baka onii-chan feel weird somewhere if you bathe with Hazuki? Hazuki-chan looked at me with really sincere eyes. Nononono. Itll be bad if I have such an interest! Thats not true! Theres no one able to keep a steady emotion and remain unshakable like me! Thats great. Then we can bathe together! Of course! Eh? ??? Baka onii-chan, whats wrong? Eve, even though its not really possible, but did I Did I lose in a debate to a primary school kid? How did this happen Hazukis not really sure whats going on, but Hazuki is happy that baka onii-chans willing to bathe together! MY GOOODDDDD!!! Did I just verbally lose to a primary school kid? Im already a high school student! Hazuki-chan, that wont do. Akihisa-kuns a boy, so how can you bathe with him? Thats not good. Just when I was clutching my head because of this unacceptable fact, Himeji-san came over with another towel. Uuthat wont do Thats right. Hazuki-chans a girl, so you have to be more wary of guys. I understand. Hazuki wants to bathe with pretty onee-chan then! Eh? Bathe with me? Yes! Hazuki-chan smiled happily. Girls can bathe together, and that will really help me out a lot. Thats gratifying, gratifying Akihisa-kun. Ill like to talk to you later about you two wanting to bathe together just now. As she handed the towel to me, Himeji-sans eyes gave off an inexplicable aura. Alright, Hazuki-chan. Lets hurry up and bathe. Okay! Himeji-san led Hazuki into a room. I suddenly felt a bad chill and hurriedly used the towel to wipe my wet hair as I entered the house. While theyre bathing, I should wipe myself dry and change clothesah, before that, I should call Minami first. I think she should be worried about where Hazuki-chan is. After taking out the handphone, I used the towel to wipe the wet screen and searched for her handphone number. However, the phone rang a few times and then went straight to the mailbox, so I could only leave a message in her phone I found Hazuki-chan in the park nearby, so Ill send her back later. Dont worry. That should do, I guess? Waa~ pretty onee-chans really amazing! Its completely different from my onee-chan! Hazuki-chan, youll get a cold if you dont hurry up and enter. I will enter only when I touch your breasts! No~! Ill let you touch later. Get into the bathtub first Fuwaaamazingonee-chans breasts are so soft Ahh, reallycant be helped. Once you have enough, get inside the bathtub and warm your body up. Okay! Okay, now I should Himeji-san. Ah, yes. What is it, Akihisa-kun? Ill go run a few rounds outside. Eh? Isnt it raining now? And also, I bought some dishes on the way back. You can start off with Hazuki-chan. No need to wait for me. Ah? Akihisa-kun! Why are you suddenly Im going out then Himeji-sans surprised voice came from behind, but I sprinted out of the house. No! This isnt some despicable perverse lust, but that Im overflowing with abundance of youth and a lust to abuse housewivesthats all! I muttered to myself in the rain and ran for quite a few minutes, catching Minamis call on the way. The moment I got home, my brain and my body were all cold. Fuuthats a nice bath It felt really good to be bathed in hot water after being drenched in rain, and I accidentally stayed inside the bathtub for too long. It was a luxurious happiness to be able to have a warm bath in cold weather. Onii-chan, youre all warm now that you bathed! As I returned back to the living room, Hazuki-chan, who was dressed in pajamas, ran to me. Are you cold, Hazuki-chan? There are no problems, right? Yes! Hazuki-chan showed me a bright smile. Seeing her like this, I wont have to worry about her getting a cold, right? Thats strange? Wheres Himeji-san? Pretty onee-chan looked like she went to dry Hazukis clothes. The blow-dryers buzzing came from the room. Himeji-san, must be using the iron and blow dryer to dry Hazuki-chans clothes. Hazuki said that she would do it, but pretty onee-chan said that its dangerous and wouldnt allow me to do it Unthats true. The blow dryer is alright, but the iron is really too dangerous for you. Maybe Hazuki-chan can really dry her own clothes, but its better to leave this to Himeji-san. Having lived together in the same house as Himeji-san during these past few days, I understand that Himeji-san is good at every form of housework except cooking. Hazuki-chan, do you want to watch TV with me? Okay! I took the remote control and sat on the sofa in the living room. Hazuki-chan then sat beside me. Unn, this little critter-like actions really cute. What show do you want to watch, Hazuki-chan? ErmHazuki wants to watch a drama! A drama? Which one? I dont really watch dramas, so I was somewhat shocked to hear her say that. So do kids nowadays love to watch dramas? Hazuki doesnt really want to choose onebut Hazuki wants to watch one! Hazuki-chan looked around before answering. Oh, I get itshes trying to be like an adult, right? Hazuki-chan most likely watches other shows. But there are a few interesting shows on other channels too. I dont want to watch those childish shows. I want to watch those shows that are related to romance! Hazuki-chan forcefully voiced her opinion. Unwas there something wrong with the way I suggested it? Maybe I should choose a show Hazuki-chan may be interested in. Besides, I feel that it will be better watching it. Then, lets see what sort of interesting drama we can find I searched the program menu, but the time wasnt right, and there was no drama showing now. Theres no drama. Ahh Ah, speaking of which. I remember I recorded some ridiculous drama accidentally because I failed in my recording. I guess I havent deleted that programoh, got it, found it. Can this do, Hazuki-chan? This looks like a drama too. Okay, Hazuki wants to watch this! After obtaining her permission, I pressed the play button on the remote control. Soon, the melody of the main theme came from the screen, and then the drama was aired. This dramas called Waiting for you under that legendary treehmm, let me see. Shinji, Im sorry for taking something to smash you. Thinking that you wouldnt accept my love, I couldnt hold back my emotions Thats not something that can be settled by apologizing. As an apology, I prepared a bento for you. Are you willing to eat it? Thats suspicious. Did you spike the bento? Ho, how could I do such a thing? As expected. Lets check it out first. (licks) this isanesthetic! Damn it! You find outthats right! Thats a powerful anesthetic that will numb you with just a lick. As expected of George, for you to find that out! Fufun, Ive already seen through your thoughts (bkun bkun) Fuuthis drama was really boringwe started from the middle, so I really couldnt tell what the drama was about, and up till now, it was all about guys (Nods head, nods head). As I looked beside me, Hazuki-chan seemed to feel bored too as she leaned on me and slept. Im tired from all the running today too. I just had a nice warm bath. Now I want to sleep My consciousness felt like it was floating away as my eyelids became heavier and heavier Hm? Ugh Ah, this is bad. I fell asleep! My mind wasn''t really awake, but I still tried to wake up, and I found Ehah, waahh! Akihisa-kun! Himeji-san was in front of me, looking all flustered. EhHimeji-san, what are you doing? Eh, we, wellI entered the living room and found that both of you were sleeping, so I wanted to join in But your eyes were open, weren''t they Tha, that''s not true! I wasn''t staring at Akihisa-kun''s face! Himeji-san raised her hands to deny it. Is that so? I guess I''m mistaken then. Hmbaka onii-chan? Ah, Hazuki-chan, are you awake? Yes Rubbing her eyes sleepily, Hazuki-chan sat up straight on the sofa. I looked at the clock and found that the minute hand was between ''9'' and ''10''. Ah, we slept too much. Hazuki-chan, it''s about time to go home. I understand I handed the still sleepy Hazuki-chan over to Himeji-san and let her change Hazuki-chan''s clothes. I got up to prepare the rainy day attire to send Hazuki-chan back to Minami''s house. Sorry to keep you waiting. After waiting at the corridor for several minutes, the still-somewhat-sleepy Hazuki-chan came walking towards me with her clothes changed. I''ll send her back then, Himeji-san. I''ll go too No no no. If you do that, Minami will know that both of us are staying together. Ahhthat''s right. I''ll stay at home and wait for Akira-san then. Un, I''ll leave it to you. I took two umbrellas and pushed the main door of the corridor. Good night, Hazuki-chan. Good night, pretty onee-chan. Hazuki-chan waved her hand and said goodbye to Himeji-san before following me out of the house. The heavy rain''s over already, I guess. As it drizzled, I held Hazuki-chan''s hand as we walked slowly down the night street. Hazuki-chan, are you still sleepy? A little Hazuki-chan struggled somewhat with holding the umbrella as she yawned and walked. In that case, I''ll give you a special service. I knelt down in front of Hazuki-chan, who was nodding away in a sleepy manner, and she immediately understood my intent. Thank you, onii-chan Hazuki-chan said as she climbed up my back. Heh! I leaned the umbrella in my hand on my shoulder and carried Hazuki-chan as I walked on. The weight that came from behind was warm, and that sure did feel good. And then, we continued to walk in the middle of the rain. Aki! Hazuki! Just when we were about to reach Minami''s house, someone called our names. Ah, Minami, sorry for being late. No, I should be the one. I''m sorry for not bringing her back. It''s dangerous for a girl to walk alone at night. Even though Minami wanted to come over to my house to pick up Hazuki-chan, I was the one who stopped her, so she didn''t have to apologize to me. Minami''s rather polite too. My turn to carry. I''ll just carry her over to your house. It''s alright here. My house''s nearby. Un, got it. I handed the weight over to Minami. Hazuki-chan twitched for a moment, but soon found that Minami was the one carrying her and went back to dreamland. Hazuki, say thank you to Aki. Minami shook Hazuki-chan gently and prompted her to thank me. No need for that. She''s still asleep. You don''t have to worry about that. That won''t do. Oi, Hazuki, thank Aki. Uonii-chan, thank you very much Even though she was almost asleep, Hazuki-chan thanked me politely. No no, it''s alright. I responded back, And then Please help Hazuki thank that pretty onee-chan too Eh? Hazuki? Are you talking about Akira-san? Minami asked the half-asleep Hazuki. Argh, just treat it as if she was talking in her dreams and leave it at that! I, I understand! I''ll pass Hazuki-chan''s feelings over to nee-san! I deliberately emphasized that the sister Hazuki-chan said was nee-san and wanted to end this topic. However That''s strange? I remember pretty onee-chan is used on Mizuki Minami still noticed the suspicious thing about this. In that case, it can''t be helped! I''ll leave it at that then, Minami! See you at school tomorrow! Ah! Wait a minute, Aki! If all else fails, retreat! I ran away as fast as I could before Minami discovered even more. Volume 8, The Third Question Volume 8, The Third Question From the picture on the right, state from 1-4 the identities of the Indian Caste System. Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Brahmin Kshatriya Vaishyas Shudras Teacher''s comment Correct answer. When translated down, they are separately known as ''priests'', ''nobility or warriors'', ''citizens'' and slaves'' It''s best to remember their meaning. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: Brahmin King Brahmin Knight Brahmin people Brahmin. Teacher''s comment Can you please remember something more than just Brahmin? Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: Brahmin (Mother) Brahmin (Older Sister) Brahmin (Others) Brahmin (Younger brother) Brahmin (Father) Teacher''s comment How in the world is your father being treated? Nothing bad happened after that, and the day ended like that. The next day, Himeji-san and I pretended to meet together on the way and went to school. It seemed that Himeji-san was the person on duty for today, and had to head to the staff room. So I went alone to the classroom and saw the frail Yuuji lying at his seat. Morning Yuujiwah, what happened to your face? As I walked near him and wanted to say hello to him, I found that his face was all covered in bruises of all sizes, which really shocked me. That''s right. His face was entirely covered with wounds and bruises. What happened? Ahh, morning Akihisa. I just fell down from the stairs due to lack of sleep. Lack of sleep were you playing computer games all night long? Yeahthat was a very realistic game. Once I''m caught, I would be locked up inside a room that''s no different from a prison. Heh~ I didn''t know such a game existed. Did such a game come out in the market? I never remembered seeing this kind of game. Maybe it''s because I hardly touched games ever since nee-san was living with me? But for Yuuji to be unable to sleep like that, I guess it''s a rather interesting game, right? No, it''s not about whether it''s interesting or not. Wellit''s more like a survival game where I have to continue even if I want to stop. UnI see. I''ll try that game next time then. Leave it to me. Even if you''re not willing, I''ll make you play it until the end. We''ll start playing after school! Yuuji''s tone had a mysterious determination in it. It''s rare for Yuuji to recommend it so strongly. Is that game really that interesting? Even I''m looking forward to it. Ah, speaking of which Hm? What is it? Yuuji''s eyes were sparkling strangely, probably thinking about the contents of that game just now. To be safe, I deliberately kept my voice low to ask something I had been wondering the entire time. (Yuuji, you haven''t told anyone about that, right?) Of course, that thing I was talking about was the fact that I was living with Himeji-san. If this is revealed, I''ll be pursued by everyone in class, so I have to keep this secret no matter what. (I never said it to anyone. That''s to be expected, right?) After saying that, Yuuji''s scarred and bruised face gave a radiant smile. Un, as expected of the most trustworthy person when we''re on the same boat. Once this guy can be used, my safety''s assured. (Thanks, that was a great help.) After thanking him, I returned back to my seat. I couldn''t help but ask Yuuji just now just to be safe, but there''s no need to worry that he would reveal my secret in the first place. As the classroom''s quieter than usual, it didn''t feel like anything big will happen. Besides, once these guys know that Himeji-san and I are living together, their nature wouldn''t allow them to sit back. These guys will immediately leap at me once they see me, and they didnt do so, which would be the biggest proof that my secret''s not revealed. Eh? What''s wrong? Today''s rather quiet compared to yesterday. Ah, morning Hideyoshi. Ohh, Hideyoshi, so you came. Morning, Akihisa, Yuuji. Maybe it was because of morning practice that Hideyoshi came into the classroom slightly later. He looked around and said that. It''s true that yesterday was really noisy If it happened every day, it''ll be really bad for our health. Right, Yuuji? Yeah, that''s how it is. Unn Perhaps Hideyoshi sensed something strange as he gave a strange look. Is this the calm before the storm Hideyoshi muttered to himself, and for some reason, his words remained in my ears. The premonition never came true, and nothing special happened as things went on until school dismissal. Class dismissed. Dont hang out on the streets. Hurry up and head home. With these words ending things, homeroom ended. Ironman didnt stay for long and turned to leave the classroom. All right, then Ill head for club activities. As if trying to follow Ironman and get away, Hideyoshi carried his bag and walked towards the gym. Sorry, I was called to help in the staff room. Please go home first, everyone. And then, Himeji-san said so as she packed her stuff and left the classroom. Ill definitely make her feel bad if I wait for her here, so I decided to go home like she said. Then lets go home, Yuuji? Hm? Ahh, wait a sec. Yuuji said wait and didnt take his bag. Whats going on? Is it alright now, Muttsurini? Theres no presence of people nearby who will stop us. No problems. Yuuji closed his eyes and nodded his head slightly at Muttsurini? People who will stop us? What are they talking about? Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting. No, I wasnt really waiting for long Hm? Yuujis eyes seem to look past me, right behind me Let the festival begin. YEAH! LETS PARTY!!! Killing intent! Before I could even think too much, my body reacted instinctively and jumped aside. The next moment, there was an extra table at where I was standing. What? Whats the meaning of throwing the table onto the tatami! Yuuji! Whats going on!? Akihisa! Todays the day of your death! Return quietly to Hell and regret being born in this world! Ever since Sakamoto brought it up in the morning, we have been waiting for this moment for a long time, Yoshii! We waited until after school so that nobody would disturb us. Well make you see Hell clearly! DIE! YOSHII AKIHISSSSSAAAAAA!! YOU HAVE GUTS TO EVEN STAY TOGETHER WITH HIMEJI! WELL DEFINITELY CRUSH THAT HAPPINESS OF YOURS!! Unknowingly, my classmates built several layers of human walls around me. How did this happen! These simple-minded yet quick-footed straightforward guys would be able to endure until now after knowing my secret just to punish me! If we attacked you right from the beginning, there would still be lessons midway through, and we would be forced to stop the execution for the time being. But I wont let you off that easily. Akihisa, enjoy the happy after-school time with everyone! Yuujis eyes were giving an uncomfortable evil glint. He didnt take action on me yesterday when he found out the truth, and even said that he would try to hide this for me. Was that all a lie!? Yuuji! Why did you betray me!? Didnt you promise? What a pity, thats only useful to me when its effective. When its not helpful to me and even causes disasters for me, whats left is my rage towards you! I cant get back anything by killing you, but I cant get rid of my rage if I dont do this I have no idea what Yuuji was talking about at all, but the killing intent he was showing was definitelyand Im absolutely certain about this. This guysreally is intending to send me to Hell! Everyone! Calm down! Yuujis obviously lying! How can Himeji-san be staying at my house? Thats a trap Yuuji set! To escape from this crisis in front of me, I desperately mentioned this baseless thing. At this moment Yeah. Everyone, please wait. At this moment, the only girl who stayed behind in the classroomMinami suddenly spoke. Mi, Minami, are you willing to save me? Didnt you help me take care of Hazuki yesterday? I have to thank you properly for that. Minami said and smiled at me. Thats great! Im finally saved! Thinking about it, Im often in danger, but this may be the first time someones willing to stand up for me. Aki, thank you for yesterday. Because of you, Hazuki didnt get a cold due to the rain. Seeing this delighted me, Minami shook her ponytail slightly and bowed slightly to me. Nonono, thats nothing much. In fact, thats really nothing much. Hazuki-chans just Minamis little sister and my friend, so we should help each other out. No, you really helped us. Because of this, I Because of thisso? So I could tell that Mizuki was really staying at your house! EVERYONE, SAVE ME! MINAMIS IRISES HAVE LOST THEIR SHINE! WAIT! DONT COME OVER, YOSHII! WELL GET HURT TOO! SHI, SHIMADA! YOU ONLY WANT TO MASSACRE YOSHII, RIGHT? WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING AT ALL! The killing intent Minami released caused the classmates that were surrounding me to take a few steps back. Is this how we should thank when necessary and punish when necessary? Did Minami intend to thank me and execute me when she said please wait while Im still conscious? I thought that Hazuki mixed up Akira-san with Mizuki, but after hearing what Sakamoto said, it seemed that Hazuki wasnt mistaken. Aki, you really know how to anger me. That Yuujiwhy did he reveal my secret! If he didnt say too much, Minami would have thought that Hazuki-chan was wrong, and things wouldnt get worseah, I cant let things go on let this! Got to find a way to escape! While everyones backing away in fear of Minami, itll be the best chance for me to escape! I cant die here! Ah! Yoshii! Hold it right there! Damned bastard! You dare to run away!? Sakamoto, what should we do? Theres no need to panic. Send 5 guys to hunt him down. Everyone else is to stand guard at each of the schools entrances, and shrink the perimeter down. We have a lot of time to catch him. Theres no need to panic! UNDERSTOOD! The conversation could be heard from behind me. I may be able to escape if they searched for me frantically. That damned Yuujimaybe its because he had to escape so many times that he knew all the scenarios a fugitive doesnt want to meet the most! I feel that hes a very disgusting person when were on the same side, but hes really irritating when hes my enemy. YuujiIll make you pay for what happens today! The rage of being hunted downILL MAKE YOU PAY WITH YOUR LIFE! Im not a man if I dont take revenge. I swore solemnly to myself and quickly ran to the new school compound to avoid Yuujis perimeter. Damn it! Someones keeping guard here too? After having finally shaken off the 5 guys, I came to the first level and looked around where I was, but I could see F class members everywhere. Damn itI cant get away like this. I was so anxious that I felt like biting my fingernails. Yuujis normally an idiot, but no matter how rotten he is inside, I cant underestimate the fact that he was once called a genius. The tactics Yuuji ordered were so precise that it was irritating, and all the exits that could lead outside (even the windows) were guarded. They werent just guarding, but showing signs of shrinking the perimeter. Even if I deliberately show myself to mess their movements up, these guys wouldnt just follow, and the contact with each other didnt collapse as they closed in on me, slowly but surely. They had such efficient movement as they closed in, and I couldnt hide my whereabouts at all and break through their perimeter. This is bad, this is really bad! In that case, I can only think of getting to the second level window and jump up I dont really want to do this, but it couldnt be helped. Better go to the first years classrooms and jump out from the windows Once I had this thought, I looked around to check the situation and moved to the second level. At this moment How about your side? Did you see him? Yeah, we just spotted him. We have definitely surrounded him. Okay, continue with Sakamotos plan. I could see F class people chasing me on the second level. So they have shrunk the perimeter to that small a sizeto even think about my hesitation to jump out from the window and shrink the perimeter slowly like thatthat damned Yuuji! Its now dangerous to escape from the second level. Right now, I can only head to the third or fourth level, or even the roof. Without any preparations at all, its impossible to jump off from the window and hope to survive. Damn it. My actions are being controlled by him. Theres a powerless feeling like Im being forced into a dead end. If this keeps up, Ill be completely trapped. If I really have to do something before I die, the best thing to do is to kill that Yuujibut unfortunately, theres no such chance. Thus, I could only grit my teeth and move to the third level. I had no way back. In that case, I can only use the escape device for fire escapeno, if I use that slow thing to get them, theyll be waiting for me to land there, and itll all be over. Anyway, I better get to the third level and find some way to escape. Maybe theres something I can use Yoshii, what are you doing? A voice suddenly came from behind me and nearly caused me to scream out. Damn it! Was I found out? I timidly looked around to see the person who spokethe one who called my name. It was a girl with neat short hair and sharp eyes. Eh? Arent you C class repKoyama-san? Thats right, thats me. Koyama-san showed me a rather unenthusiastic expression as she responded. What should I say? She look like shes reserved against calling me, but why did she call me in the first place? No, nows not the time to think too much about this. Right now, the most important thing is to escape from this current crisis. Im escaping to save my life because a lot of things happened. If theres nothing, Im on my way! Just when I got ready to turn around and leave Please wait. Are you being chased by F class? Nn, thats right. Koyama-san started asking for some reason. Why? Reasonbecause the fact that Himeji-sans living with me was revealed, so Ehbasically, its because of jealousy. "Jealousy? UnI see. I seemed to see a glint flash in Koyama-sans eyes for some reason. To take action faster than me. As expected of F class Koyama-san started muttering something to herself. Whats going on? I understand. In that case, Ill help you get away from here. Eh? Its unexpected that she would say that, which made me suspicious. Shes going to help me escape? Koyama-san? Shes willing to help me? Please dont be mistaken. Besides, if F class creates trouble again in this situation, our second year batch which already had a bad reputation will be even lowered. Im not doing this to help you. Koyama-san coldly answered my question. Ahh, I see, so its because of that reason. Its true that the 3rd year sempais were giving us sterner looks. As a fellow peer, she couldnt just sit back and watch. Well, no matter what reason it is, anyway, Koyama-san, are you willing to help me out? Yes, Ill make an exception only this time. Thats great! Someone was actually willing to help me! And I never even expected this person. This should be something Yuuji didnt expect, so I may really be able to break through and survive! Basically, youre being hunted down by your classmates, right? Un, thats how it is. And theyre strategically hunting me down slowly. Right now, I can only escape to the fourth level and the roof. Fuunin that case Goso goso, Koyama-san rummaged something out. Put this clothing on, wear a wig and dress up as a girl. Wouldnt that do? I guess you should be able to avoid being hunted. Koyama-san took out a girls uniform and a wig, the so-called female attire set. Ehwhy does Koyama-san have such things? Koyama-san, are you What? Is there anything youre unhappy with? Are youactually a guy? Whats with your thinking!? Shes angry. My situation has nothing to do with you, right? Are you wearing them or not? Koyama-san said that with an unhappy look. Uuanother girls outfitemotionally, Im really unwilling. I dont want to dress up as a girl at all. However, Really, that Aki, where did he go? Ill only be willing to forgive him if I push him down the roof. If he scampers off again, once I catch him, Ill push him down without questioning him! I cant get rid of my own anger! However, the voice that came with the wind was muttering take the lesser evil of the two. Comparing between my pride and my life, my life would be more important! Right now, I have nothing to hesitate about even if I have to wear it once or twice. Koyama-san, please lend me this then. Thank you. Shouldnt you have said it right from the beginning? Youre really troublesome. Here, take it. Though she muttered this, Koyama-san handed me my disguise. Right now, I have no right to complain. Speaking of which, is it really alright to lend me this outfit? Its alright. That was specially prepared for you anyway. Eh? For me? Ah! Its nothing, nothing at all! Dont worry. Koyama-san looked a little panicky as she waved her hands. UnI don t really understand Anyway, thank you very much, Koyama-san. I think the pursuers from F class havent gone near the empty classroom thats unlocked in the old building. You can change there. Un! Ill go there to change then. After taking the uniform and wig from Koyama-san, I turned around and head towards the empty classroom. The perimeter that was meant to capture me was becoming smaller and smaller, and now I have no time to hesitate. Then do your bestin more ways than me. Koyama-san said with some special meaning behind it. Girls uniformguys normally wouldnt be associated with such a thing I ran through the corridor linking towards the old school building as I muttered to myself. Luckily, like what Koyama-san said, those pursuers look like they havent surrounded the classroom. Saaits pointless to sigh. Better change first I rushed into the empty classroom, closed the door tight and started to take off my clothes. Eermhow do I wear this? Its really complicated to wear a girls uniform, and I really dont know, but if I waste too much them and they rush in, itll be bad. Anyway, I better put my wig on. Thinking about this, I stripped myself until I had my boxers on and wore the wig in my hands. Ah, Aki-chaYoshii-kun! What! A seemingly familiar female student rushed into the room. No way! The pursuers! "Like what Koyama-san said! Aki-chaYoshii-kuns really here! A seemingly quiet and well-behaved girl with 3 braids was blushing hard as she stared at me. Was she Yuujis assassinno, this person couldnt be a pursuer. How could an ordinary girl join that horrifying FFF? Butif thats the case, why would this girl follow me and enter this classroom? From the words she spoke, I can tell that she was looking for me. As expectedso cute Ha? Whats going on? This girls stare is making me feel hot. WellIm Tamamo Miki from D class. Ah, un. Im Yoshii Akihisa from F class. We lowered our heads in the empty classroom and introduced ourselves. My own life and deaths pressing right down between my forehead. What am I doing Wellcan I talk to you for a while? Sorry, Im being hunted now, and I only have boxers on. If possible, can we talk next time? Well, actually I Hello, are you listening to me? I did say that Im being hunted and I only have a pair of boxers on me. Either way, nows not a situation where I can talk carefreely! Why can you still continue to talk? She really looks well-behaved, but shes just someone wholl do anything according to her own whims. Thats really hard to get along Actually, I have someone I like. I, I see. Thats good. Anyway, can you please turn around? That persons really, really cute~ Someone cute. Thats great. Anyway, can you please turn back? And hes a little stupid. I got it! I know you have someone you like! But can you at least let me change? Im now embarrassed and in an awkward position here, but she never had any intention of looking away from me. What! What kind of prank is this! But, that person, that person looks so happy everyday~ Ahh, I see. Unnn. Cant be helped then. I dont understand whats the situation at all, but it seems that shes not concentrating on me, so I can only use my clothing to block and change secretly. I feel that I can get happiness by being with him. Thats the impression the boy gives me. That boy? The term sounds a little weird, but now, the most important thing is to hurry up and change before talking. Its so embarrassing to wear girls clothing in front of a girl, so much that I wanna diebut, if I dont wear it, Ill really die Oh, so hes such a boy. I responded nonchalantly, and as I took the shirt, I suddenly thought. If its the shirt, guys and girls shouldnt be too different, right? In that case, I might as well wear my own shirt. Just when I took that shirt I just took off, Thats right! Hes really really cute! Hes the best! My hand that was about to get the clothing was suddenly grabbed. Ehhh!? Did she just hear that response I made just now!? Wa, wait a second, Tamano-san! Calm down and let me go first Hes so cute hes so cute! Hes so cute that I really want to eat him up! I know that persons cute already! So please hurry up and hand me my shirt! Maybe she was overly excited as Tamano-san continued to grab my hand and my shirt. Waitwhats the situation now? Why am I wearing boxers and tussling over a shirt with a girl in an empty classroom? Hes so cute that I nearly forget his gender! In comparison to her forceful tone, the force Tamano-san used to pull was even harder, and my shirt landed in her hands mercilessly. I, I actually lost to a girl in strength As a boy, Im really devastated by this fact, but looking at the current situation, its hard to get my shirt back from her. I can only reach out for the girls shirt Koyama-san lent. This is really badI never intended to dirty a borrowed shirt!!! And that boy has a lot of fans in school, both male and female!! WAIWAIWAIT A MOMENT! WHY MUST YOU TAKE THE OTHER SHIRT AWAY FROM ME!? PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, HURRY AND RETURN THE SHIRT TO ME! ILL BE REALLY BOTHERED IF I DONT HAVE THIS SHIRT! The girl in front of my snatched the girls shirt Koyama-san lent me with shocking force. This girl looks like shes really in her own world, but shes always looking at me! In this case, I cant even appear in front of anyone, let alone those guys from F class! If I continue to drag on, other people will take the initiativeso, I, I decided to gather my courage and confess! Ahh! Even the coatTamano-san, I beg of you! At least leave the pants to me! Tamano-san snatched my clothing one by one and laid them on her arms. I dont know what to do if Im only left with a skirt, but if I can wear pants, I wont be arrested by the cops. Now I have to cling on to this last line of defense Its my first time, but Ill do my best! I got it! Ill help you! I dont know whats going on, but Ill help you with all Ive got, so please dont be so forceful. Youre going to rip the waistline! Please return my pants, will you!? My pleas obviously became feeble, and unknowingly, all my clothing was in her hands. Maybe shes really the assassin sent by Yuuji, right? Yuuji already knew that I would be stuck in such a situation, and actually snatched my clothing. Thats way too despicable! Its okay, its okayI practiced this many times at home Tamano-san continued to breathe hard in front of me. The uniform that she snatched away was already thrown somewhere I couldnt reach. Looks like I cant get them back. Anyway, since things ended up like this, I better settle this with her before moving on. Once shes completely satisfied, shell definitely return the uniform. Even if I only have boxers on myself, I better not think too much and listen to what she has to say first. Thenare you willingto listen to me? Un, tell me. Seeing such a serious girl, I nodded at her as one of my hands was holding onto the wig I took off. Dont worry about such small things! Right now, I have to think of how to break through this tough situation! Thats greatwell, Aki-chaYoshii-kun! Tamano-san, I think I should tell you straight first. You must be calling me Aki-chan secretly all the time, right? I, I have someone I like! No, you mentioned this before. Anyway, you should call me properly So, Aki-chaAkiko-chan! No! I dont want such a worsened ending! My names Akihisa! Whats this person trying to say to me? Bullying? Or is it some gag show messing with me? Is everyone hiding somewhere and laughing at me while Im all troubled? I have no idea what her intentions were at all, but Tamano-san said in a really passionate tone. Please! Please go steady with me! What? The conversation just now went into a vague direction, on hearing those words from her, my mind was left blank. Going steady? What? Whats that? Ermyoure talking about thatwith you? Tha, thats methaand AkiAki-chan The Aki-chan she said should be referring tome? Me, Tamano-sandating? Isnt this a so-called love confession!? Ehhh!? Whats going on!? Why does Tamano-san like someone like me Please dont say someone like me! Yoshii-kun may not know it very well, but Aki-chans really an attractive person! She forcefully declared that. This is the first time since I was born that a girl confessed to me. Wellhow should I describe this Because Aki-chans so handsome and so cute! Whether its the thin and soft skin, the large eyes or the shyness when you are forced to wear girls clothing and blushing, theyre all so cute! Yoshii-kun should know the charm of that kid! The overly excited Tamano-san closed in on me with shocking momentum. Ahso, sorry. Perhaps she noticed that she was being way too rash as Tamano-san recovered and back away from me before lowering her head. So, that Thinking about it for a while, Tamano-san then continued. Please, please becomemy one and only Aki-chan who belongs to me only! Thats way too strange. I should be even happier than someone of the opposite gender confessed to me, but why is it that I cant really answer her when I really got confessed to? Actually, theres really nothing much to say. Since shes really serious in asking me to go steady with her, I should be more cautious and think of how to answer her. In my mind, I simulated what the situation will be like if I went out with her. Yo, kept you waiting for long? No, I just happened to arrive just nowhey, whats with that attire of yours? Eh? Just an ordinary T-shirt and jeans. No wig and skirt? Thats too much! I wanted to bring you to an accessory shop thats suited for Aki-chan! No no no, Tamano-san, I have no interest in those things at allACK! Killing intent!? Yoshii Akihisato even dare get a girlfriend. Have you forgotten about the pact of the FFF Wait a second! Our relationship as boyfriend and girlfriends are still in douuubbbbtttt!!! Bury him! Yes! Shockingly, thats not a heartening scene for me. The problems not whether I liked or hated Tamano-san, but that were already fated not to be together. I cant go out with her. After saying that, I looked up and exchanged looks with Tamano-san. Sorry, Tamano-san. Im really sorry, but I Without waiting for me to finish, Tamano-san hurriedly said, I, Ill definitely do my best! Ill work hard to make lots of cute clothing for you to wear! Every weekno, every day! Ill make lots of cute things that Aki-chan will like! Perhaps Tamano-san heard that sorry part as she started to promote her good points. Nohow should I put it. If someone says that Im willing to go out with you after hearing those words from herwill Tamano-san be really happy about having such a boyfriend? I dont mean that. Im sorry. I cant go out with you. I really cant follow her to that world. On hearing my answer, Tamano-san went silent, and half a beat later, she asked me, You cant go out with me, dont tell meits because you have someone you like No matter whether I have someone I like or not, its unlikely that Ill change my answer. Even so, now that shes using such a serious expression to ask me, I really find it hard not to answer her properly. Uuhow should I explain this to her? I really have no experience in this Wellif I really have to say it, I do have Its really hard to say it out. Noinstead of saying that its hard to answer, its more like I really dont know how to answer. Besides, I never really thought through this seriously. Then, the person Aki-chan likes is Tha, thats My voice was stuck in my voice. This is really tough. I really dont know what to do now. Speaking of which, why am I forced in such a ridiculous predicament? Maybe in my life, there wouldnt be such a memorable confession, yet Im only wearing a pair of boxers, and Im really scared of the imminent danger. Also, Im not the one being confessed to, but me in my girl disguise. How is fate manipulating me now? To escape from the trouble in front of me, to escape from this reality thats hard to resist, I started to use all my brain cells to find the culprit behind all this mess. Where did I go wrong? How did such a negative chain of reaction occur? That person is After thinking about it, a persons profile appeared in my mind. Thats right. It all started once this person betrayed me! The rage continued to rise up from the bottom of my torso. Its all that guys fault! I wont let it rest the next time I see him! I started to search to all sorts of ways to execute my enemy. At this moment, that mastermind himself appeared on the corridor, perhaps to check things out as he appeared in my eyes. Found him! So hes actually moving about this! Now that I find you here, youre dead meat! Im going to kill you mercilessly and appease the rage inside me! YYUUUUUUUJJJJJIIIIIIII!!!! EHEEEHHHH!!!??? I couldnt help but curse as I roared out. As I roared out, the other pursuers may definitely find me. But~, who cares about that now!? Yo, youre saying YuujiSakamoto Yuuji!? Yoshii-kun likes Sakamoto-kun? Tamano-san seemed to be really shocked by something, but Ill talk about that later. I have to catch that scum and beat him up good! I transformed into Asura and leaped on the corridor. Yuuji, its your death today!! I used all my strength to run down the corridor, and on the way, I seemed to hear someone tremble and mutter softly, I, I think I just heard something big! I just wanted to head to the empty classroom to get some props, but such a thing actually happenedknowing this unexpected thing, I really dont know what to do Hideyoshi, whats wrong? Muu, unMuttsuriniactually, thatI just went to the empty classroom to get some props the drama club needed, but I heard something big. Something big? This really isnt something that should be said to others, but I really cant calm downMuttsurini, are you willing to listen to me? I understand. Muttsurini store will definitely keep this secret tightly. Thatll really help me out. Actually Un. That female studentif I remember correctly, shes Tamano from D class, right? That girl called Tamano, Likes him! Who? Akihisa! To think that it wasnt just Himeji and Shimada. That lad actually got confessions from other studentsthat fact really shocked me I, I just heard something really big While heading to my club, I went by a certain classroom, and heard Muttsurini-kun and others talking about such a thingthat unexpected things really shocking Aiko? Whats with you? AhYuuko. ActuallythatI just went by the old campus for club and heard something unbelievably big. Something big? The way he talks, its definitely Yuukos little brotherKinosheeta Hideyoshi. That Kinosheeta Hideyoshi Likes him! Who? Yoshii-kun! Mi, Miharu just heard something big I went after Yuuji in hot pursuit, but I lost him the next moment. Damn it, I revealed my position while being pursued. Besides, even though she''s a little weird, it doesn''t feel right to leave a girl who confessed to me in the classroom. Better head back to the empty classroom and sort things out Ah, after muttering for a while, I found that I''m wearing only boxers! More than her problem, I have to wear my own clothes first! I frantically returned back to the empty classroom and intended to wear my own clothes. Tamano-san looked like she had left, and there''s only a uniform of each gender in the classroom. It looked like I really did something bad to Tamano-san As I was just confessed to, I lost all motivation to wear a girl''s uniform, so I casually took my boy''s uniform and wore it. Got to return this girl''s uniform to Koyama-san Reallyit''s just like yesterday. Things just happen one after another I sighed and tucked my borrowed uniform under my armpit. Is Koyama-san still in school? Being wary of the situation around me, I cautiously moved to C class KILL YOSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Howls of anger came from below. What''s going on!? I CAN''T STAND HAVING TO SHRINK OUR PERIMETER AND CATCH HIM IN SUCH A SLOW MANNER! I''M GOING TO SLAUGHTER HIM ONCE I FIND HIM! I''M GOING TO INFLICT ALL THE PAIN IN THIS WORLD ON HIM! THAT DAMNED BASTARDLIVING WITH HIMEJI''S NOT ENOUGH FOR HIM! HE EVEN GOT TAMANO, KINOSHEETA AND KUDOU TO FALL FOR HIMSTOP MESSING AROUND! IT''S BECAUSE OF SCUM LIKE HIM THAT I CAN''T GET GIRLFRIENDS! MUST KILL HIM! KILL YOSHII AKIHISA WITH ALL HORRIFYING MEANS HUMANS CAN THINK OF! If killing intent can be materialized, Fumitzuki Gakuen would likely become rubble. A horrifying atmosphere came from downstairs, and I don''t even dare too look down at itno, it''s not downstairs. This vengeful and horrifying killing intent is obviously closing in on me! Yoshii-kun. Found you~I''m going to kill you~It''s alright to kill you, right? I can fly, right? ,!!! SLICE HIM VINEGAR HIM KICK HIM BEAT HIM SLASH HIM HANG HIM SMASH HIM SUFFOCATE HIM!! My classmates were moving in an empty manner like ghosts as they swayed about in front of me. They ignored Yuuji''s instructions completely, and now they''re a gang of berserkers. What happened to them? What? What''s going on? It seemed that they rage had reached the limit, and the situation now became so dangerous it couldn''t be controlled. The bones in their necks look so soft it felt like their necks couldn''t support their heads. My classmates were swaying and moving closer to me, looking just like the ghosts that came out from a nightmare, disgusting and scary. This, this can''t continue on! Ive got to run away first. There''s no time to predict their movements. I can only turn around and run quickly to escape this nightmare! FOUND HIM! IT''S YOSHII! CATCH HIM AND EXECUTE HIM! DON''T LET HIM GET AWAY! ANYONE WHO CAN RUN 100M IN 11 SECONDS IS TO CHASE HIM! EVERYONE ELSE IS TO THINK OF WHERE HE WILL ESCAPE TO AND AMBUSH HIM! WE''RE NOW BERSERKERS AND ARE UNABLE TO CONTROL OURSELVES! KILL EVERYONE AS AND WHEN YOU LIKE IT! A somewhat normal commanding roar came from behind him. What''s going on? These people are all shouting to kill, capture and execute or something, but after hearing those classmates behind me, I just felt relieved. So, not everyone became a berserker. That''s great OI, YOSHII, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! DON''T RUN AWAY! EXPLAIN CLEARLY! WHAT''S WITH THOSE RUMORS! HOW DID YOU GET CONFESSED TO BY GIRRRRLLLLSSSS!!! DAMN IIIIIIIITTTT!! WHY MUST I HAVE THIS KIND OF RIDICULOUS THING HAPPENING TO ME ALL THE TIME! I desperately tried to run away from my classmates who prided themselves in their leg power. At this moment DAMN IIIIIIIITTTT!! WHY MUST I HAVE THIS KIND OF RIDICULOUS THING HAPPENING TO ME ALL THE TIME! Unknowingly, my best worst friend looked like he was running away from something and dashing beside me. Yuuji, what are you doing? You can tell right? I''m running away! Eh? What are you running away from? The devil! Yuuji, I won''t forgive you for cheating on me on the first day we''re about to have our new life together. Looking closely, amongst the boys that are rather fast, there was a girl who had long black hair flying as she ran really fast. When did Kirishima-san Cheating on her? What did you do this time? How would I know? And what''s with you living together? IT''S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I''M FORCED TO LIVE WITH THAT PERSON! GO TO HELL! RIGHT BACK AT YOU! THINGS BECAME LIKE THIS BECAUSE OF YOU! GO TO HELL! WHO WANTS TO DIE! FOR KIRISHIMA-SAN''S SAKE, I WON''T DIE BEFORE I KILL YOU! We attacked each other as we ran, and at this moment, a few people appeared in front of us. It''s those lifeless faces. They''re You can''t get away~how troublesome~should we kill those people together? It may be lonely for someone to die alone~ ,!!! SLICE HIM VINEGAR HIM KICK HIM BEAT HIM SLASH HIM HANG HIM SMASH HIM SUFFOCATE HIM!! Akihisa, I''ll help you out. These guys really don''t look good. Okay, Yuuji! The most important thing right now is to keep my life safe! To get away from those berserkers, we immediately rushed down to the first level. They''re holding onto metal pipes and bats with nails that were obtained from someplace I don''t know. If I''m not thinking too muchthey just need to swing it about and the concrete walls beside them will show cracks! Yuuji, is Yoshii really that good? Is that rumor true Wait, Yuuji! What''s the rumor Kirishima-san said? Why did my name appear all of a sudden? I''m not sure too! I heard that after Tamano Miki from D class confessed to you, you used some reason that''s related to me to reject her, which caused this absurd rumor! I tried to recall what I just did up till now. Let me seemy conversation with Tamano-san back then seemed to be like Then, the person Aki-chan likes is Tha, thats That person is YYUUUUUUUJJJJJIIIIIIII!!!! Oh, I see It''s a baseless rumor alright! Other people would misunderstand this because of Yuuji''s bad nature! You must know something about it! Of course not! If someone asks me to be honest and say whether I like or hate Yuuji, I''ll definitely say ''I hate him so much that I want to rip him to shreds''! I have the same feeling about this too! If anyone asks me if I like or hate you, I''ll definitely say ''I really want to mince him into pig feed''! Really? Our hearts are really in sync. Oi, those two were already living with girls and confessed to, but they really seem like they like each other That''s too dangerous! For the sake of all the humans in the world, it looks like we can only bury them deep inside the mountains. Yuuji, I won''t ever forgive you. I didn''t mean that when I said that our hearts are in sync! But no matter how I explain it, they won''t really listen seriously. Yuuji, we better hurry up and escape. To the right! I got it! We''re running to those berserkers with lifeless eyes! It''s scary! These classmates of mine are really scary! Don''t get away~don''t run away~you''re not running over~ Seeing the metal bat they''re holding about to swing down, Watch me! We suddenly dodged into the classroom. It was a short moment, but they''ll lose sight of Yuuji and me, right? Alright, now let''s hurry and see if there''s any suitable weapon to use They''re not just scary berserkers, but also holding weapons, so we have to find weapons to fight against them! Thinking about this, Yuuji and I desperately tried to look for weapons nearby we could use. However, at this moment, a strong and sturdy body with immense fighting ability appeared right in front of me. That''s right. It''s the teacher who''s looking at us reluctantly, that teacher called ''Ironman''. Ironman? Looking around the classroom, what appeared in my eyes was the spine of several books with the title ''Life Counselling Outlines''. Sorry, we''re mistaken! Yuuji and I felt a chill down our backs as we bowed to Ironman and turned right. Unfortunately, Well, you''ve been dragged into this classroom by me so many times, so I guess you should understand this well The rough and heavy voice came from behind. The door to the life counseling room can''t be opened without the key. No matter how we tried to twist the handle, the metal door wouldn''t budge at all. Open it! Hurry up and open! Get me away from this hell! Da, damn it! Damned bastard! Open up! Crak crak crak. We tried our best to twist the handle, but what we got in response was the mercilessly cold touch from the metal handle. Alright, you two. I don''t know what you two caused again, but to think that you two would automatically come over to accept counseling, it''s really heartening. No no no, you''re mistaken! It''s Yuujithis idiot Sakamoto said that he wanted to have sensei''s counseling, so I came over to accompany him! Hold on a minute, you bastard! You have guts to betray me and run away! Ironman, don''t be mistaken! This guy Don''t say it. You two came over, and even though I''m busy, I can help you with extra remedial. I DON''T WANT TO! Yuuji and I were grabbed by the strong and sturdy arms on our necks. Let go of me! Let me escape! Someone save me from here! Perhaps our inner thoughts were passed out as the door that wouldn''t budge at all let out a thud and is being pushed from the outside. This, don''t tell mea miracle''s happening! Sensei, I want to take this remedial as well! As Kirishima-san said that, the door slowly closed behind her just like how it opened before. In a poetic way of putting it, it''s like that door leads us to our future, It''s Kirishima. You have no need to take remedial, right? In that case, I''ll teach Yuuji things like health education and common sense. Is that so? That''ll really help me out. Sensei can focus entirely on Yoshii then. That door that leads to our future closed in an icy and merciless fashion. Wait, Shouko! I don''t need your help to teach me! Especially about common sense! Sensei, this is too much! Why can Yuuji get a personal lesson from the beautiful Kirishima-san, and I''m stuck with a one-on-one personal teaching with Ironman? I strongly demand for a change! What are you saying? Kirishima''s the first in the cohort. You two have to learn from her. Sensei, we''ll move to the sofa on the other side. I want to personally teach Yuuji the practical application of health education. You heard that, Ironman? Didn''t she just say something that would cause people to question her sanity? I have no need for such a remedial! Hurry up and let me go! Who are you calling Ironman? Oi! Why did you only hear the last part? Isn''t what Shouko said before that more important!? That''s right, sensei! The most important thing is that this scum Yuuji tricked Kirishima-san! As a teacher, shouldn''t you be guiding us to the right path!? You''re very noisy! Stop yapping and sit down! I DON''T WANT TO! Seems like those two can''t get out today. We can only execute them tomorrow then. That''s really too bad. I really wanted to kill them today~! In the end, we were forced to take Ironman''s special lesson until the school gates closed. Its raining again today Once special remedial ended, I walked out of the school gate, and it started to drizzle. I didnt bring my umbrella again, but after yesterdays experience, I decided not to look for a place to hide from the rain, but run quickly back home in the rain. However, it was different from yesterday in that the rain stopped before I got home. Really, thisI suddenly felt that I had lots of things I could spot from these small things Im back As I raised my hands to shake off the water droplets on me, I opened the door to the corridor. We, well, welcome back, Akihisa-kun! Ah, Im back. Himeji-saNNNNNNN!? Himeji-san, who came home earlier than me, deliberately went to the door to invite me in. This is goodthis is supposed to be good Well, Himeji-san Ye, yes! Whats with your attire? I, I wear this normally! Thats my attire at home! Shes wearing a T-shirt that revealed much of the skin on her shoulders, a mini-skirt that would show lots of dangerous images once she bends down! No matter how I see it, its overly revealing! How should I put it? This really makes Himeji-san look too perverseHimeji-sans breasts were already so big, and this revealing outfit that exposed much of her shoulders, and they would show so much of her figure that ordinary people wont be able to hang on. No matter whether her shirt would slide down her shoulders or not, it wouldnt be surprising at all Do you normally wear this at home? But it seemed like you''ve never worn this before yesterday Up till yesterday, Himeji-san was wearing shirts that didnt show much skin, and the skirt was a little long. For her to come up with such a bold style, what caused a change in her mood? Yesterdayye, yes, it was colder during the past few days! The temperature just went back up today, so Im wearing what I normally wear! Its true that its a little warmer than yesterday, but theres no need for such change thar she had to suddenly change her attire, right? And it rained today. Though its a little warmer, I can still feel a little cold today. What happened? Nothing at all! This is how I am normally! Himeji-san raised her voice agitatedly. Seeing her like this, something definitely happened. Speaking of which, Im a guy, so of course Ill be happy about seeing Himeji-san wearing such sensual and revealing clothes. However, thats before I mention my personal safety. If I find that Himeji-sans wearing such clothing and living with me, my nee-san will definitely break two or three finger bones. Alsoseeing Himeji-san like this, I may even lose my sanity and do something unforgivable by accident! Lets leave that aside for now. Shall we eat first? Shall we have dinner first? Orshall we have dinner? It sounded like a sweet conversation newlyweds would have, but its a little weird hearing Himeji-san say that. That sounds really similar to the Death or Die. Choose one you like someone told me before. On a side note, I recommend Ill take a shower then. Sho, shower, is it? Upon hearing my answer, Himeji-san seemed like she squeezed out all the courage in her and had paused at this conversation. In, ininin that caseIll help you scrub your back! What is this Missy saying now? Ha? I couldnt help but let out this puzzled tone. Ehwhat did Himeji-san just say? Nonono, Himeji-san, Ill do the scrubbing myself. Sorry. I know its against the rules to enter the bathroom with a towel wrapped around me, but I have no courage to go completely naked YOURE NOT LISTENING TO ME AT ALL! NO, DO YOU INTEND TO ENTER THE BATHROOM WITH ME? Did she really think that nothing will happen if she just scrubs my back? You, you dont have to be so irate! No, Im not irritated! Do, dont look at me like this. Actually, I Himeji-san stuttered, but she seemed to be working really hard to tell me something as she forcefully squeezed her voice out and complained. My, my breastsare ratherbig, you know Maybe it was too shameful as Himeji-san immediately blushed and lowered her head after saying that. Whats going on? What caused her to become like this? And even if she never mentioned that her breasts are big, I already know how big her breasts are! Waiwaiwait a sec, calm down, Himeji-san! What happened? Nothing at all! Its normal when girls meet guys! Its a lot healthier than having two guys together! Himeji-san continued. Hm? Two guys together? Healthy? Did she Himeji-san. Did you hear some strange rumor at school or something It, it seems to be a little hot, isnt it, Akihisa-kun? I havent even finished, and Himeji-san went to the next topic. Maybe she was really nervous as she continued to fan herself into her chest clumsily, and this may be to show more of her breasts to excite me. But Himeji-san really didnt know how to tug her shirt and fan herself as she could only wave about wildly in the air. Well, Himeji-sanyoure rather embarrassed, right? Its better not to force yourself. Embarrassed? What are you saying? I dont understand at all! But she stubbornly leaned over to me. WAH! Himeji-sans T-shirt collar is so wide that if she leans forward, Ill see a lot of things I shouldnt be seeing! That what is form is emptiness, that which is emptiness is formtroubles quickly get away from me, dont think of any perverted things! ? Seeing me try to chase those evil thoughts away from me, Himeji-san couldnt help but widen her eyes. Theres no need for this girl to seduce me with such a clumsy method! The damage will be greater! UuAkihisa-kuns not interested in me at alldo I have to do those things written in this book Himeji-san turned around and muttered as she took out that secret reference book nee-san confiscated from meOI, WAIT A SEC! Himeji-san, what are you reading? Thats not what a girl should be reading! Hurry up and return it? Ahbut, if he keeps this book, wouldnt that mean that Akihisa-kuns interested in girls too? But Akihisa-kun didnt react to me at all, so that means Akihisa-kun feels that my presence is ignorableuuu Youre crying now? I should be the one crying now! Thats too muchAkihisa-kuns too much Himeji-san covered her face with both hands and sobbed in front of me. Im back. At this moment, nee-sans voice came from the corridor. Ahhh! Nee-sans back! Anyway, please dont cry and get something not that revealing, Himeji-san! Telling me to wear something that doesnt reveal skin. Akihisa-kun has no interest in me at allthats too much Da, damn it! In that case, at least return that Ero-book to me No! Ill be troubled if this books taken away! This is the guide to make Akihisa-kun interested in girls! Dont say something thats so vagueHimeji-san, please give up and stop resisting! NO! Himeji-san continued to hug the Ero-book in front of her chest. Cant be helped. In that case, even if I have to be a little forceful, I have to Just when I grabbed Himeji-sans wrist, I can roughly understand whats going on. The cruel thing was, time ran out on me. Ah, nee-san, welcome back. Welcome back, Akira-san Yes, Im back. Nee-san gave me a somewhat kind smile. Aki-kun, please choose a finger you like. In this situation, its really great that a broken finger can solve this problemshould I really be saying this? Volume 8, The Fourth Question Volume 8, The Fourth Question Question: Please fill in a suitable English word in the blank. Bread is made from ____. Kirishima Shouko''s answer: ''Flour''. Teacher''s Comment Correct answer. The meaning is ''Bread is made from ___''. ''Be made from'' would be a passive way of saying ''make A from B'', which means that ''A is made from this thing B''. Thus, if you answer ''toaster'' it would be an equipment instead of ingredient, which wouldn''t be correct. Please take note of this. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer ''Happy White Powder'' Teacher''s comment Happy White Powder. This won''t do, not at all. Himeji Mizuki''s answer ''Potassium Carbonate'' Teacher''s comment To think that Himeji-san would know of such a difficult term called potassium carbonate. But this is a raw material for making glass, not for making bread. Did you mistake bread for bead? Though they are similar looking white powder, it''ll be a huge disaster to use potassium carbonate to make bread. But nobody will use such a thing to make bread anyway (laughs) I suppose everyone should understand this well, but from today onwards, you can start your summoning battles. This is a good chance to test out your progress in the first term, and I hope every student will take part enthusiastically. Grrrrrrrrrr Also, there will be pipe lying in between the first and second level in the old campus, so Guuuuuu And I''ll have to talk to you about the student exchange module Yoshii, Sakamotowe''ll kill you! Nee-san''s punishment yesterday (in the end, broken fingers weren''t enough to appease her anger) made me lose consciousness in pain, and I finally managed to reach the classroom before I was late, during the homeroom period. While Ironman stood on the podium and reported a few things as usual, Yuuji and I were exposed under the killing intent and curses of our classmates. It wasn''t just Yuuji and me as everyone in class were in position, ready to rush out from their seats. As to why it is so, it''s obviously so that we can all take action the moment Ironman leaves. At this moment, it''s because of this powerful force Ironman controlling things that everyone could at least remain calm. If not, this classroom would become a dangerous and terrifying execution ground like yesterday. Is this the so-called imminent situation? To Yuuji and me, if everyone goes crazy while Ironman''s around, Ironman can step in to exterminate a few enemies That''s all I have to report today. I hope that everyone can study hard and improve themselves. He used the same words to end again. Once Ironman leaves, our escape game will begin, and the bloody death match will start-- DOK DOK DOK. Sorry, please excuse me. At this moment, someone knocked on the classroom door and slowly walked in. Eh Koyama from C class. What is it? Sorry, Nishimura-sensei, I have some things I want to say to the students of F class. After saying that to Ironman, Koyama-san turned around to face every one of us in F class. She took a little breath. We, C class, will start a summoning battle against F class. WHAT!? We couldn''t help but call out in shock. What? How did this happen? Koyama, is this really good? You won''t get any benefit from declaring war on a weaker class. No, Nishimura-sensei, that''s not the case. Of course we do benefit! Like irreplaceable experience and Koyama-san answered Ironman''s doubts honestly. Andthree months worth of peace. One of the rules of the summoning war is that ''the defeated class can''t take the initiative and declare war for the next three months. In other words, C class'' aim is to take away our right to declare war. Since they had the experience of defeat in the previous summoning battle, C class wouldn''t let go of the opportunity when we''re fighting amongst ourselves. Perhaps they might be thinking of getting rid of any worries. You''re rather good, Koyama, reading the meaning in my words like that Yuuji muttered in a bothered manner. Reading his wordswhat did that mean? What''s going on, Yuuji? It''s simple. Once we sorted out the situation of the classes, our F class today was supposed to declare war on C class. But it''s because of this thing that they were able to make the first move. Yuuji said. If our class was completely prepared, we would surely ask for the enemy to declare war on us first. But in the current state, our class is really in a bad shape and can''t even fight against other classes anyway! The reason why we ended up in such a disadvantageous situation isn''t a coincidence no matter how we think. Using the tactic of heterosexual relationshipand declaring war on us once you understood our current situationI never thought that Koyama would be such a manipulative personsomeone helped to plan that out, right? Yuuji grumbled and muttered to himself. Perhaps Koyama-san heard what Yuuji muttered as she looked at him and responded with a mocking smile, Oh my, don''t you know? Don''t look at me like thisI''m from the Tea Ceremony Club. The moment she mentioned the tea ceremony club, my mind immediately remembered a certain sempai. Tea Ceremony Clubthat 3rd year sexy looking sempai guided you. The 3rd year sempai from the tea ceremony club who looked really sexyisn''t that Kogure Aoi-sempai who wore the kimono and the leotard during the test of courage tournament? That person did look like she had lots of plans, and she belonged to A class, so she should be rather smart. The impression she gave was that she really knew how to use relationship between different genders in her strategies. That''s all I have to say, please excuse me. After bowing lightly, Koyama-san turned around and walked to F class'' door. Just when she was about to leave, Sakamoto-kun, what I told you wasn''t a lie. Finally, she left these words behind. What she said beforewhat was it? Oi, did you hear what she said? She should be talking about that rumor yesterday, right? So that''s true Unforgivablewe''re about to start the summoning battle. I thought that we just needed to catch that damned Yoshii we''re so jealous of and execute him LOOKS LIKE THERE''S NO ROOM FOR COMPASSION! The killing intent in the class just got stronger. I just felt that I missed somethingbut even in such a critical situation, I still can''t escape my fate? Isnt this good? You can take part in the summoning battle immediately. Get ready to battle then. Ironman followed behind Koyama-san and left the classroom. The moment Ironman''s front foot stepped out, angry growls that would make hairs stand rang throughout the classroom. THE INQUISITION ON THE HERETICS SHALL NOW BEGIN!!! YAAAAAA!!! Those are primitive roars full of hatred, not for the summoning battlebut at Yuuji and me! C class declared war on F class! But we''re ignoring the important event we just established. GO TO HELLL! YOSHII!! FALL! SAKAMOTO! Our classmates who were supposed to be fighting with us had intense hate for us as they viciously attacked us. CALM DOWN, ALL OF YOU! C CLASS WILL BE ATTACKING! Sprinting down the hall, Yuuji roared at our pursuers behind us. WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SAYING!? WHO CARES ABOUT SUMMONING BATTLES IN THIS SITUATION?! I''LL BE FULL OF HATE IF I LET YOU REMAIN ALIVE IN THIS WORLD! IT''S NOT ABOUT SUMMONING BATTLES NOW! But Yuuji''s growls couldn''t enter their hearts as our pursuers behind us showed no sign of stopping. Damn it, those idiots! Akihisa, let''s hide first and talk! Understood! Yuuji and I nodded our heads at each other and jumped 3 steps down the stairs at a time as we hurriedly moved downstairs. The pursuers from F class were chasing with tremendous momentum behind us, but our escape was a lot easier than yesterday as they lack a commander like Yuuji. Alright, let''s kill some time here first. We hid in the boys changing room beside the swimming pool, held our breaths and whispered to each other. Nobody''s using this changing room now, and we can remain undetected here for quite some time. Though we''re killing time, we can only hide for about 10 minutes. Yuuji grimaced. Only ten minutes? Why? It''s not like someone will come over to the change and swim. It''s not like that. It''s to follow the rules of the summoning battle. Eh? What''s that? During a summoning battle, each class rep has a duty to reveal his/her location. Besides, if the class rep hides in a place too secretive, it''s likely that the entire battle outcome will become unpredictable. A class rep has to bear such responsibility, and this seems to be one of the rules of the summoning battle. Like what Yuuji said, if we don''t know the position of the class rep, we can''t have a decisive battle. During this time, everyone else could take retests, and the outcome of the battle would be in doubt. Thus it''s an important rule to declare the location of the class rep. Even so, In this current situation, this rule''s really a hassle. Yeah. To think that they declared war in such a bad situation Yuuji and I sighed inside the guys'' changing room. This is really bad Oh yeah, Yuuji. What was Koyama-san referring to when she said ''what I told you wasn''t a lie''? About that If that guy really got confessed to, it''ll be a serious betrayal! Maybe I''ll execute this guy here first and drag him back to the FFF for a reduction in penalty. What she said should be that ''our aim is to beat B class'' two days ago. Aimah yes, you two did mention this. I remember it was an exchange of information or something. At that time, we did declare our targets. Koyama-san said that they''re aiming for B class, and to think she lied to us No, she wasn''t lying. Eh? But didn''t C class really take action on F class? Basically, their ultimate goal is to beat B classbasically, that''s how it is. Thus, even if they''re to face against us F class in the process, she wasn''t lying at all. But Yuuji And I said it to her in the exact same manner. Now that he mentioned it, Yuuji did mention just now that he intended to attack C class. In other words, Yuuji''s final aim is to beat A class, but he intended to take down C class too. That''s why you said that you wanted to attack A class 1, 2 weeks after the ban''s lifted That''s right. I think these words made Koyamano, that Kogure-sempai at least see through the intention I didn''t say out. But that alone can''t mean that we''ll definitely attack C class, right? Even before declaring war on A class, we would attack other classes, but that didn''t necessarily mean that we have to attack C class. There''s no need to confirm. Since it''s an enemy that may attack anytime, and that they already had plans to deal with us, and that C class wanted some battle experience before facing B class, these many reasons would be enough for them to declare war without hesitation. Besides that, Koyama has the strategist from the 3rd years who hated us. Thus, these things are to be expected. Yuuji explained to me. Having heard him say so much, I thought about it, and it was really likely It''s troubling, but they did take the step on us. In fact, to a certain level, even if the enemy came up with a plan, we should still be able to win this battle. Howeverwe were too frivolous. Yuuji muttered. For someone like Yuuji, even if our enemy''s C class and we''re in a disadvantage, he should have the confidence to win. Besides, the enemy''s a higher-ranked class, and we''re the lowest ranked class. In this battle, both of us already had such a huge difference, but unexpectedly, the enemy would go to this extent. To think that she would use that tactic to split our class up. In fact, there''s a strategist guiding Koyama-san who caused us to be in a far more unimaginable situation. In this case, Yuuji''s being toyed with by the opponent. Even so, this really isn''t like Yuuji. If it''s a strategy, how could that unmatchable Yuuji allow such a thing to happen? I say, Yuuji, are you actually What? Are you bad against traps set by the other gender? Ha? You''re saying something really stupid But think about it. Aren''t you always being overwhelmed by Kirishima-san? And you can''t fight your mother, right? Uu Yuuji opened his mouth, but couldn''t say anything. It''s a little weird calling a mother someone of the opposite gender, but I''ll leave it as that for now. Either way, the gender''s different, and Yuuji''s mother is still young and beautiful-looking. Anyway, stop yapping about and adjust your breathing. Soon, we won''t be able to hide. We''ll have to start running for our lives soon. Haiz, this is badit''s really irritating that a class rep has to reveal his location. Why do I, who''s not a class rep, end up like thishm? At this moment, I suddenly noticed something. That''s strange? Don''t tell me Yuuji, you''re the only one who has to reveal your location. This has nothing to do with me, right? It''s true that a class rep can''t hide, but I''m not bound by such a rule. In fact, if everyone''s going after Yuuji, it''ll be much easier for me. Just as I was thinking about this. Oi, Akihisa! Hm? What is it, Yuuji? Don''t you think we should stop betraying each other from now on? Eh? What are you saying? Who are you? Get away from me. You should get ready to escape now Clak! Eh? A mysterious sound came from my handwhat''s going on? That metallic sound just now isOI! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! WHY IS THERE A STRANGE METAL RING ON MY WRIST!? Alright Akihisa! Now we''ll live and die together and have the same fate! There won''t be any problems even if we''re cuffed to each other! Let''s do our best and break through this trouble~ WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME!? LET ME GO! RELEASE THIS HANDCUFF THAT''S CHAINING YOU AND ME TOGETHHHEEERRR!!! It seemed that the metal handcuffs chained together by the rather long and sturdy chain are holding Yuuji and me together. That damned bastardhe dragged me down so that he wouldn''t be the only one being hunted! Damned devil! Garbage! Scum! F class! Where''s the key!? I won''t get mad. Take it out before the summoning battle starts, you damned bastard! Key? What''s that? Can it be eaten? Damn itin that case, you should think of a way to break this chain! Oi oi oi, Akihisa, think about it. You should know that Shouko wouldn''t use those handcuffs that would easily break on me, right? Are these Kirishima-san''s handcuffs? I saw that she was acting strangely before and checked her belongings. To think that she would have such things hidden with her Damn it! If this is something Kirishima-san prepared, pliers won''t be enough to break through. It seems that we have to plead Kirishima-san and get the key from her Just when I was really angry and wanted to beat Yuuji up, Oi! I just heard something from the changing room! It must be those two! Hiding in such a place! The familiar voices of those guys from our class reached us. Cheh! They found us? Oi, Akihisa! We got to run with all we got! You''ll die badly if you don''t work with me! You damned bastard! You''re going to die if we can get through this safely! Remember that! We''ll talk about the handcuffs later. I''m really unwilling, but I have to work with this scumbag now. It''s really disgustingI''m not a man if I don''t take revenge! Before Yuuji and I were thoroughly surrounded, we dashed out of the changing room. As we arrived on the corridor, we found the hooded gang with whips in their hands. Very good. Anyway, let''s, Let''s go Yuuji! Jump out from the window, Akihisa! SWOOSH! WAAAAAAHHHH!! Yuuji and I ran in completely different directions, and we were pulled back by that metal chain. Ugh! Without that thing, we would be more mobile Idiot Akihisa! People will normally run outside where there''re more escape routes! Moron Yuuji! People will normally head to the classroom where there''re lots of hiding spots! Unexpectedly, we didn''t agree with each other so quickly. The handcuff that''s chaining us together is altogether detrimental to us! Found them! It''s those two! Ugh! Just when we were messing around, our enemies started to close in on us. Let''s counter, Akihisa! Let''s run away, Yuuji! SWOOSH! GET A GRIP, YOU BIG IDIOT! The chain that linked us was obstructing our movements like just now. Ahh, this thing''s really troublesome! Yoshii, you dare to break my desire of living a happy life with the Kinosheeta sisterscompensate for your sin with your life! Sakamoto! I won''t hand Kirishima and Koyama! Kuuderes are the treasures of this world! That''s right! They''re really correct! Hold on a minute, I''m going to get this guy to bear responsibility and pay for this with seppuku! What dumb words are you saying? If we have to trace all this, aren''t you the one behind all this mess!? Hold it, you guys! I''m going to make this guy bear responsibility and apologize to everyone with his death! Yuuji and I continued to beat each other and tried to hold each other down. I have to find a way to trample this bastard''s life and end this! Relax, you two can still be good friends once you reach that world. Isn''t it good that you''re handcuffed together? You two can live on each other and die together, you stupid couple! WAAHH!! The bats that had nails on them swung over hard from the top, and I hurriedly curled back and dodged aside to avoid a bloody disaster. Then, a real katana was swung over from the side, and I managed to jump back to dodge it. The chain''s really annoying, but I was able to dodge the attacks at the last moment. Ahh, damn it! Yuuji, at least follow my movements! Couldn''t you have done so!? We continued to grab each other on the collars as we blasted at each other right in front of the enemy. Seeing this, our classmates stared at us and said something ridiculous. Humph, you two look more like suitable men than cute girls. That''s how it is. You two can just remain together. More suited to be menus together These, these bastard!!! STOP SAYING SUCH SCARY NONSENSE!!! The moment we heard the ridiculous words those guys spouted, Yuuji and I pulled the metal chain that dodge the metal bat that was swinging at us before sending a punch at the two people who were standing there blankly. STOP JOKING AROUND! WHAT DISGUSTING THING DID THOSE TWO GUYS SAY!? YEAH! WHO WANTS TO BE A COUPLE WITH YUUJI!? IF IT REALLY BECOMES LIKE THAT, I''LL DEFINITELY CHOOSE TO BE WITH HIDEYOSHI!!! Even if it''s a taunt, there are things to be said and things that should not be said. Just when I was infuriated by those two idiots dumb words, someone asked, Ohso amongst the rumored targets, Aki likes Kinosheeta most? Akihisa-kun, was what you said just now true? Since they asked, let me think through this first. Uuwho do I like amongst those rumored? Let me see. If I have to choose between Hideyoshi, Yuuji and Tamano-san, I''ll definitely like I guessHideyoshi? He merely had a mistaken gender in his personal particulars. He himself is a really cute girl, and I understand him moreWAHHH!!! Akican you please explain more about this? I want to know more about this too, Akihisa-kun! ROOOOOMMMMMM!!! It seemed that Minami had this sound effect behind her as she and Himeji-san widened their eyes and looked at me. Damn it. Are those two''s names amongst the list? In that case, what I said just now must have hurt their pride. I don''t think a broken bone or two will be able to cool them off! Okay, Yuuji! Go distract Minami and Himeji-san! I''ll find an escape routeHOLD ON A MINUTE! WHY ARE YOU UNDOING THE HANDCUFFS!? YOU''RE GOING TO BETRAY ME AND RUN AWAY ONCE YOU KNOW THAT I''M BEING TARGETED!? YOU SCUM! Once he knew that the duo were aiming at me, Yuuji lowered his head and tried his best to undo the lock. It''s useless though! Actual results showed that this handcuff can''t be undone easily! Aki, you''ve become more and more popular now recently and got things over your head. In this situation, it looks like I have a need to educate you again. Nononononono, calm down first, Minami. Both of youUOOOHHHH!! I dodged with the difference of millimeters as Minami silently attacked with her fist. And wasn''t there a burnt smell or something? Did sparks fly when the fist flew by the air? MI, MIIIINAMI! DON''T JUST ATTACK ME SUDDENLY! I''m going to use my fist to beat your nose, swing my elbow to knock into your collarbone and kick your kneecap to bits. That shouldn''t be it, right? Those words aren''t just to tell me what you''re going to do next and make me grit my teeth before I die, right!? Speaking of which, what''s with girls in their youth saying their actual plans before they kill someone Akihisa-kun, please explain what do you like about guys? What''s so bad about girls? Are you and Sakamoto-kun chained together to show everyone your determination? On the other side, Himeji-san demanded for my explanation as she made her own conclusion. Is it a given fact that I have no interest in girls? Got it! It''s the key! Wait first, Akihisa! I''m going to undo the handcuffs now! Forget about it, Yuuji! It''s not too late to undo the handcuffs once we safely get past this! I don''t want to! You can just die alone! Ahhh, forget about it! Stop yapping and hand me the key! Don''t get near me! A dying person''s presence is infectious, don''t you know that!? As Minami and Himeji-san continued to approach us, Yuuji and I were fighting for the key. If this guy betrays me again, my chances of escaping will decrease by a lot. So, no matter what, I have to snatch the key away from him! Ughjusta little more Who wouldhand it to you!? Is this an abnormal amount of concentration that''s exerted in a fire? It''s unbelievable that I can win Yuuji in terms of strength at this moment. But just when I''m about to get the key in Yuuji''s hand, Yuuji, over here. Alright! Shouko! Nice timing. I''ll leave it to you! Once Kirishima-san asked Yuuji for the key, Yuuji threw it to her hands without hesitation. Oh no! I was just about to get the key! Damn itwe''re done! It''s too late no matter how anxious you are! Shouko, you can hand the key over to me! Having been released from this burden, Yuuji jumped away from me and got to a safe distance before asking Kirishima-san to return the key back to him. Return to you? What? Seeing her show an emotionless face, we just realized the reality we accidentally forgot. Yuuji, you bastardwhat did you just do Sorry, I accidentally It''s already tough having to deal with Minami, and the key to the handcuffs that''s chaining us together is in Kirishima-san''s hands. In that casearen''t we at a dead end? Akihisa! We''ll talk about the key later! Let''s work together and escape first! I think it''s because of you that things became worse! But I can only agree with you for now. It''s more important to protect our own lives than to get the key back! Yuuji and I looked at where Kirishima-san, Himeji-san and Minami were at as we bent down and got ready to take action. Do you think you can run away, Aki? I won''t let you leave before you explain clearly, Akihisa-kun. Yuuji, you''re not gettingnever! The trio continued to approach us easily. If they get us in such a close distance, Yuuji and I will definitely be unable to live. In that casewe can only do this! I took a deep breath and aimed for the perfect moment. Very goodnow! Kirishima-san! Himeji, Shimada! WATCH THIS! The next moment, we undid each other''s pantshm? Each other? Damn it, you bastard! Betraying me even at this moment!? What did you do now, you scum? What nonsense, you scum!? I''ll return these words right back at you! The moment we undid the belts, our pants buckle were undone, and our pants slid down onto the floor. Of course, right now, everyone''s seeing Yuuji and me in boxers. Wa, wait a second! What''s with that, Aki? A, Akihisa-kun? We, wellyou, your boxers are rather cute! Minami frantically looked away from me, and Himeji-san started to mumble some strange words as she started mumbling. Damn itI''m angry, but I have to say that Yuuji''s plan worked rather well. Because of that, we successfully diverted their attention (but Himeji-san still seemed as if she''s looking at me). Wah. Kirishima-san responded at a much slower rate and (sort of) screamed. Kirishima-san shouted but didn''t look away from Yuuji who''s in his boxers. In other words, she''s already used to seeing Yuuji in boxersI won''t forgive you, Sakamoto Yuuji! Damn itin that case, I''ll just take off Yuuji''s boxers too! Stop it! If that happens, even the cops will come after me! Since Yuuji already is chased by those guys in class and Kirishima-san, I don''t think there will be a lot of difference if we add the cops in. And just when we were arguing, Hold on a moment. I''ll need to borrow a camera. Kirishima-san said that and leftthat''s weird? Eh, about that Oi, Akihisa! What are you spacing out for? Hurry up and get away! Oh, un How should I put it? Kirishima-san''s smart, but sometimes, she will really show her weirdnesslike Himeji-san. Pulling up our pants that were pulled down and holding the buckles with our hands, Yuuji and I turned around to run. Ahhda, damn it! Wait, Aki! I''m not done with punishing you yet! Pl, please wait, Akihisa-kun! I haven''t heard the explanation from you yet! Himeji-san and Minami called out from afar as they tried to stop us, but having run so far away, the two girls couldn''t catch up to us. It seems that we finally managed to get away from that shocking situation. That was close The summoning battle''s about to startthis is really bad If my location wasn''t revealed, it''d be easier to escape We ran back into a certain empty classroom and took time to catch our breath. Really, whether it''s yesterday or today, why are you always involved in all sorts of trouble Anyway, the fact that Tamano-san confessed (to my cross-dressed attire) seemed to have spread wide, but things didn''t end there. Looking at the situation just now, it seemed that Himeji-san and Minami were involved somehow. It''s like the rumors were spreading in ways I didn''t know of. Looks like I have to check my situation out. Oi, Yuuji. Do you know what the situation were in now is? WelllI haven''t heard of all the rumors, but from what I knowfrom the moment you rejected Tamano, Hideyoshi, Kudou Aikou, Kinosheeta Yuuko, Shimizu Miharu, Shimada, Himeji, Toshimitsu Kubo, Muttsurini and even B class rep Nemoto like you. I, I''m really that popular Yeah, and half of them were real, so the reliability increased a lot. Haha, you''re rather relaxed to be able to joke at such a moment. Oh well. Let''s leave that aside for now. Those guys never even consider the gender! After hearing such baseless stuff, everyone should know that it''s just some empty news And about my rumors, it seems that I was living with Shouko, ditched C class rep Koyama and accepted your confession Now that''s a really huge misunderstanding Just when the misunderstanding''s brewing wildly outside, Yuuji and I were handcuffed to each other, so it''s nothing strange even if someone believes the rumors as fact. Got to shake off this misunderstanding first. I don''t really want to admit it, but that will be hardif so many people believe in this, the lies will become reality. That''s the so called group mentality. After explaining, Yuuji said, Besides, the more important thing is that Hm? These guys aren''t listening. Yeah, that''s the biggest problem What''s most troubling is that we''re surrounded by guys who just won''t listen, or rather, they''ll believe in rumors too easily and would make their own conclusions. In that case, it''s meaningless for us to do anything. Yuuji, do you have any plan? At this moment, we''re being hunted, and the summoning battle with our class equipment on the line will soon start. Is there any plan to improve this backstabbing situation? It''s useless at this point no matter what we do. We can only drag on and wait for those guys to calm down before explaining things to them. So it''s not that good. There are no good ideas we can think of in this situation To be precise, the battle this time should be ''C class and F class alliance'' vs ''Yuuji and me''. This amount of difference in battle ability can only be described with the word ''despair''. Forget about winning or losing, it''s almost impossible to drag the time on. The summoning battle ban has been lifted, so why are we in such a disadvantageous situation? Without that rule limiting us, there are many ways to save our lives, whether it''s hiding or running away from school But the class rep can''t hide once the summoning battle starts. Really, things aren''t really good for us Haaif possible, I really wanted to leave you alone and hide somewhere, Yuuji. I won''t allow you to do so! Don''t think of surviving alone! Stop dreaming! CLANK! The sound of metal could be heard as our handcuffs rang. That''s right, Yuuji and I are chained together by these handcuffs, and the key to these handcuffs are in Kirishima-san''s hand. If we''re unable to get rid of this, Yuuji and I will have to share the same fate of living and dying together. If you really insist, we can hide to protect our own lives. In other words, we''ll give up on the summoning battle. Eh? Give up on the summoning battle? Yuuji? What are you saying? You don''t have any intention of that, right? Aren''t you the same too? Kukuku. Yuuji laughed from deep within his throat. That''s obvious. It''s our greatest wish to win this summoning battle, but it''s a joke to admit defeat on seeing such a disadvantageous situation. Ugh. In that case, it can''t be helpedYuuji, I''ll try my best to help you out. Don''t be stupid. It''s your job as soldiers to serve the king. DANG DANG DANG DANG At this moment, the bell that was like the signal to the start of the battle rang throughout the school campus. The summoning battle started at this moment. Let''s go, Akihisa! Do your best if you don''t want to be defeated! Humph, you don''t have to say it! I''ll definitely do my best to get past this, and I''ll get my revenge on you, just remember that! Yuuji and I ran out of the classroom we were hiding. What disadvantageous situation? It''s just normal to us. What''s the point of complaining? Better fight with all weve got! Volume 8, The Fifth Question Volume 8, The Fifth Question Please read the following paragraph before answering the next question. Hes such a serious person, so he should be bothered now, right? Sachiko continued to ponder as she remained restless, and couldnt help but knock on his door. Heisuke-san, Im coming in. Without waiting for a response, she entered the room, and found that Heisuke was completed naked (sekishin, ) and in deep thought. Whats with that look of yours? Heisuke continued to remain in his own thoughts, completely oblivious to Sachikos existence. Please write down how Sachiko was feeling as described from the underlined words. Himeji Mizuki''s answer ''Sachiko was completely shocked to see Heisuke''s not wearing clothing and still deep in his own thoughts.'' Teacher''s Comment Thats how it is. In kanji, is mostly read as akami, but it can also mean sekishin. This has the meaning of not wearing any clothes at all. Thus, Sachiko was shocked to see Heisuke not wearing any clothing. Tamano Miki''s answer Its rare for him to wear a skirt, yet theres so little frills, which angered her a lot. Teacher''s Comment Sensei is really shocked by such an answer that''s not thought of before. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer His necktie was crooked, so she felt really awkward. Teacher''s Comment Is that what you''re worried about? A naked man still wearing a tie? Theyre here, Akihisa! To the left! Got it! DIE! YOU DAMNED BASTARDS! I rushed forward and exchanged punches with Fukumura-kun, but my attention was already on my summoned beast. Damn itcan you please stop dodging around? C Class, Touyama Heita, Biology, 115 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Biology, 72 points Facing the attack of C class summoned beasts, my summoned beasts dodged aside easily. As Im moving about on my own, I cant fight, but its not hard to dodge. Sensei! Noguchi from C class wants to join in the biology battle! Summon! At this moment, C class had reinforcement. There were 4 more pursuers from C class. This isnt good Yuuji! Got it! Activate! Just when 3 members of the FFF were chasing and fighting against Yuuji, Yuuji shouted out the keyword. At that moment, all the summoned beasts present disappeared. Ku! Is this interference? ALRRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!! Since theres no need to concentrate on the summoned beast, I can focus completely on the opponent in front of me. I rushed in and slammed into Fukumura-sans chest with blitzkrieg-like speed and smashed my fist into his chest. Akihisa! OK! I responded to Yuujis call and tugged my right hand hard. Oh? UOOOOH!? An enemy who rushed in between Yuuji and me was tripped by the metal chain and lost his balance. TAKE THIS, YOU BIG IDIOT! Yuuji raised his left fist and slammed it down. The enemy flipped in mid-air before landing hard on the ground, and is unable to get up again. Sensei! Please cancel the summoning field! Im goingsummon! Summon! As Yuuji was using the platinum bracelet, he couldnt take part in the battle, and I could only call my summoned beast out to fight against them. 2 v 1no, those 4 behind them will join in the fight, right? In that case, itll become 6 v 1. No matter what, its a little too much to fight against so many people at one go. Akihisa! To the new school compound! Got it! As our summoned beasts fought against each other, Yuuji and I ran to the new building and kept a distance from our battling enemies. Whatyoure too despicable! Isnt that running away from battle? Once we pull away a certain distance, well be out of the effective range of the summoning field, and the summoned beasts will disappear. At that moment, we wont be able to fight. This looks like running away from battle, which is illegal, but the rules of the summoning war clearly stated that if the side who declared to battle is unable to fight back, they will be deemed to be running away from battle and disqualified. However, I did fight the opponents for a while, so its not against the rules, and Yuuji, who created the summoning field, was just running as he wasnt taking part in the battle. To be honest, this really is a somewhat despicable act of flirting with the rules, but theres no time to worry about this. Were in a tough spot too. Besides, we wont hesitate about using despicable means. Yuuji, how many times can you use interference? About 7 times or so. I have to take part in battles too, so maybe there are fewer chances for me to use it. But theres a flaw to such a strategy. Every time Yuuji uses his platinum bracelet, his points will decrease, and theres a limit to the number of times he can use it. The more times he uses it, the more his points will decrease. When Yuuji takes part in a summoning battle, this will become a really disadvantageous factor. Its really a means we dont want to use unless we are surrounded by a few people. Found him! Its Sakamoto! Yoshiis with himhey, why are those two cuffed together? Is this a show that they will never break up? HOW PERVERTED!!! The F class members who were running up and facing us are actually saying that! I knew that this misunderstanding would spread around, but I still feel somewhat powerless that its futile to explain. Once we get through this safely, I must give something even more intense and horrible for those guys to remember! Yuuji, your bracelet? Still activated. Got itsummon! I re-summoned the summoned beast that disappeared as I ran out of the field. Theyre F class classmates, and to be honest, theres no need to decide this with my summoned beast. But Che! That Yoshii summoned his summoned beast! That guys summoned beast has the unique Punishment Inspector ability, right? He even beat Ironman when we peeped on the girls bath! This isnt good! Theyre right. My summoned beast is a unique version, so it can touch physical objects and humans. It looks a little small, but those guys from our class will tremble in fear after seeing a summoned beast thats stronger than a human by several times. (Akihisa, once they call out their summoned beast, get out of the range to avoid battle.) (Got it.) Yuuji whispered to me. Theyre not opponents from C class, and if we fight against our F class classmates, well be killing each other. Having considered the need to win this battle, well be hurting ourselves without cause if we beat down our comrades summoned beasts. If were going to fight each other, I can only let my summoned beast disappear. Besides, the enemies summoned beasts cant touch me even if they attack, so there shouldnt be any problems. Damn it! Theyre just 2 guys! Theres nothing to be scared of! Youre right! We have 3 people here! Thats the way! We wont lose if we really have to fight! As they set their ready positions in front of us, the three of them shouted. Ahh, this is really GGGYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! A perfect Death Flag set. Whats with these guys? They really had no spirit when fighting. Humph. Looks like it was already decided before we fought. Its hard to tell whether they knew that were going to run away. But F class is really F classah, I think Im from F class too. Oh yeah, Yuuji. Have you thought of any new plans yet? I havent thought of anything yet. Anyway, just stick to the original plan and continue to run! We cant hide, so theres no other way other than to run around. If we cant allow ourselves to be spotted by the enemies, well just have to continue running when were spotted until the enemy cant catch up to us. Thats what he meant. Looks like itll be tough from now on Why must we run around? To increase the number of allies! If were successful, we should be able to get rid of the misunderstanding everyone has about us! Yuuji said that he hadnt thought of any new plans, but he was thinking after all. Even if hes all rotten inside, he really was called a genius in the past by everyone, and thats really reliable. Then were going to keep running until someone is willing to help us out! Thats the way! Well just let the heavens decide our fates! We continued to run to the new campus without turning back. There shouldnt be too many enemies gathered here--- Welcome, Aki, Ive been waiting here for you for a long time. Just a little bit! Theres only a little tear in my eyes! Shimadaperfect timing. Eh? In front of the last boss-like Minami, Yuuji just said something I couldnt understand. What does he mean by Minami being here at the perfect time? Yuuji, were you referring to Minami when you mentioned people who will help us? Thats right. Its her. But Akiits unforgivable that you and Mizuki are living together, but you ignored me completely! Saying that youre more interested in Sakamoto and Kinosheeta than meI wont forgive you. Ill definitely not forgive you this time! Seeing Minami reaching her limit, I dont think that shell be willing to be our ally? Nonono, its really easy to let her be our ally. Once she kills you, shell listen to me. Where can you find such a reasonable ally? Its low risk and high reward. Theres no one more suited than her. (Furufurufuru) Whats wrong, Akihisa? Dont show that youre going to cry and refuse her. Its only low risk to Yuuji, but to me, its a deal that puts my life on the line! Okay, Shimada. Once youre done with Akihisa, just listen to me. Really, you. THERES A KILLER HERE! SOMEONE SAVE ME! Fufufu. Aki, youre really stupid. Obviously, no one will come and save you. Who will pass by here randomly during lesson time May I know what are you people doing here? Ah, Fuse-sensei. Someone at least passed by here! Sensei! Things arent good! Its a murder scene! Shes carrying out school bullying! I immediately asked for assistance from sensei. Thats great. At least someones willing to save me AhI see Fuse-sensei looked around at us, seeing who the people present were, Then, Ill leave it at that for now. I still have to head for lessons. Leaving behind these words, Fuse-sensei left without turning back. Erm Aki. Yes Everyone knows that no one will come and save you. Who will pass by here randomly during lesson time? You just repeated that again! And didnt someone pass by here!? Didnt Fuse-sensei just pass by here!? Even though I was completely ignored by him. Stop yapping about! Just let me crush your hip bone if you dont want your brain to be drawn out alive! No, Minami! This isnt a case of whether a girl should say this, but that your thinkings really abnormal in a peaceful country full of humans! Even in mangas or light novel worlds, its not common to see such bone-chilling words. At this moment, a female classmate of mine would say this with such a serious expression. Its really horrifying! This is a precious experience, but Im not happy at all! Ku! SAVE ME, YUUJI! YOUR PARTNERS IN A BIG CRISIS! This is the first time Im seeing someone whos going to get his brain drawn out alive. Not only did he abandon his ally, hes even gleefully looking forward to my execution! This guys not human! Okay, Aki. You should be ready for this, right? Minami cracked her fingers. No matter what, this girls not going to dissect me with her bare hands, right? In that case, I can only take off my pants to distract her again! Just when I was thinking about this, Please wait! Let go of everyones idol Aki-chaYoshii-kun! Suddenly, an extremely strange sentence barged into our confrontation. Minami looked away from me and searched for the owner of the voice. Standing in front of the corridor and putting her hand in front of her chest as she looked at us was, Ta, Tamano-san? What are you doing here? The person who came was Tamano-san, the girl with 3 braids. Thats strange. Why do I feel that theres going to be even more trouble Aki-chaYoshii-kunI couldnt sleep soundly last night and flipped around my bed, so I couldnt get up in the morning and was late, but youre letting me see such a scene Tamano-san looked completely intrigued and answered my question. This cant be helped. Anyone who hears a girl from the same school saying that shes going to draw my brain out will be completely shocked. Aki-chaYoshii-kun! How can you cheat on others!? I wont allow that! Tamano-san, please calm down. Anyway, you have to stop calling me Aki-chan from now on. Its okay, Im really calm! Aki-chasouuke-kun! OI, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY CALL ME IN PRIVATE?! Suddenly, Im wondering a little bit what she classifies me as. Akiwhat does she mean by cheating? The presence of death loomed over at me. Damn it! If this keeps up, therell be a deadly tragedy! No, its not about cheating. Im completely Because Aki-chakitty-chan is Sakamoto-kuns wife! DONT SAY IT, TAMANO-SAN! DONT DRAG ME DOWN AT THIS MOMENT! Speaking of which, everything began because I mentioned to her what seemed like a confession to Yuuji but wasnt! I forgot about it all! Akiso you and Sakamoto GYAAAAAHHHH!! MY SKULLCAP! ! MY IMPORTANT SKULLCAP! There shouldnt be that many people who can grip an apple and crush it, right? Why is it that theres so many people around me who are able to crush skullcaps? End of the line. At this moment, someone spoke and stopped Minami. This speech pattern, its definitely that guy! Muttsurini! You came to save me! Save you? What are you saying? Just when I cried out in delight, Muttsurini stared back at me with an icy expression. Ill end Akihisas life. Damn it! Dont I have an ally at all? Having been hunted down by everyone in class, I suddenly realized this thing. Do I really have these many enemies? Muttsurini, calm down first! This shouldnt harm you in any way, right? Harm? Dont make me laugh, Akihisa. On hearing my words, Muttsurini snorted. This isnt about that. Thats right, just like what someone said before Muttsurini seemed to be reminiscing something as he then said, The thing I hate most is your happiness. YUUJI! YOUR LINE WAS STOLEN! BEAR RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT! YOU DAMNED SCUMBALL! No, I have the same thoughts about that as well. Ahh, I CANT STAND THIS! ISNT ANYONE GOING TO STAND ON MY SIDE IN THIS ENDLESS HELL!? Im supposed to be the one praying for Yuujis misfortune. Aki, whats going on? AhErmanyway, Ill explain properly first, okay? So can you please let go of me? If this keeps up, Im going to be unable to breathe. Actually, there are sounds of twigs being trampled on 2, 3 times near my temple, and theres no need to mention further that my vision is becoming all distorted. You should have a reasonable explanation for everyone to accept, right? Minami unhappily let go of me. Very good, very good. In that case RUN AWAY, YUUJI! Your actions were already within our guess. GUWAAHHH!!! Just as I was about to run, the metal chain linking our handcuffs was tugged. Guuthese handcuffs are really troublesome! Found him! Its F class rep! Surround him and go for the decisive wing! Just while were arguing, our pursuers from C class just had to appear. Were dead now Akihisa, now! At this moment, my body reacted to Yuujis voice. That guy forcefully pulled up his left hand that was cuffed by the handcuff and flipped the skirt up. Wa, wait! What are you two doing!? Minami, who stood between us, couldnt help but cry out. As Yuuji and I raised the metal chain, it grazed past Minamis skirt and flipped her skirt up. Therere things more important than revenge! In front of us, what happened was that Minami hurriedly reached her hand out to hold her skirt down, and a certain idiot took his camera out from his clutches. Minamis hand let go of the metal chain, and now is the best chance to escape! Shimada! Muttsurini! Well leave those guys to you! Well leave it to you then! Get rid of C class as members of F class! Do your best for the summoning battle! We raised our hands above our heads and let the metal chain get past Minamis head. After crossing this obstacle, well definitely continue with our escape! You, you despicable bastard! Remember this! You must explain this clearly to me after this! And Ill repay you for flipping my skirt! As for this, I really have to thank you Just when we escaped from the scene, the pursuers from C class arrived at where Minami and Muttsurini were. If they asked for a summoning battle, they will have to accept this. Now those two wont be able to come after Yuuji and me. Also, theyre from C class, whose standard is higher than us. Minami and Muttsurini will have to end up taking detention once they lose, right? Well lose our pursuers and wear down C class. Thats two birds killed with one stone. After running around in the new school building, Yuuji and I escaped to the second level where the first-year classrooms were. Looking at things now, there doesnt seem to be any enemy nearby. Thats greatat least we managed to keep our lives We stopped running around and caught our breaths. I really thought we were done for there It was really a dangerous situation, but luckily those guys from C class appeared and saved our lives. Its really great that you could escape, Aki-chaAkiko-chan. Yeah yeahEH? WHY IS TAMANO-SAN HERE TOO!? ??? Tamano-san tilted her head slightly as she gave me a confused look. But its pointless for her to show such a confused look! AhhI know. So thats how it is. Sorry, Aki-chan. It seems that youre not going to stop calling me Aki-chancan you please not call me that? Its great if she can understand the current situation. Un. You want to be alone with Sakamoto-kun, right? Sorry, Im just that dim-witted. Oi, Tamano! Dont get me involved in this ridiculous situation, will ya! Yuuji said that in a thoroughly irate manner. What is he saying? Hes the one who started all this! Even so, I have to find a way to disperse this misunderstanding Tamano-san has. No, Tamano-san, I think youre mistaken. Yuuji and I feel nothing for each other! Its alright! Even if this worlds cruel to you two, you must follow through with your love thoroughly! I andYuuko will cheer for you! AH? Wait a sec! Tamano-san left these words before turning around to leave. I have lots of things to say to her, but Im somewhat shocked to hear her mention Hideyoshis sister. Why did she mention her? Akihisawell definitely lose a lot of things if we lose this summoning battle Noeven if we win, I feel that a lot of things cant be changed back At our age, there should be lots of topics of boys and girls being in love, but were always stuck in gay romance. This should be rather rare in this age Found them! Its Yoshii and Sakamoto! KILL THEM! Here they come, Yuuji! The familiar grunts rang from afar. It was C class just now. Is it F class now? Damn it, were really busy. Its really annoying! Theyre going to start surrounding the second level. Looks like we can only run up or down No, were going to counterattack here. Eh? Why? Theres no stairs built in the new school building. If we dont move up or down now, theres almost no place to hide. If were stuck in a place we cant back down from, well be dead! This is to win this battle. Are you ready, Akihisa. Its the stage where we show our mettle! Were in trouble, but Yuuji said this confidently. A stage to prove our mettle Since that guy said this, there should be some chance of winning, right? No matter how we escape, things will only get worse, and it may be good to follow what he says. Okay, Ill believe in your plan as much as I can Yuuji! You dont have any other ideas anyway. Stop being so arrogant! Were going for it, Akihisa! You too! GO TO HELL, YOU BASTARDS!!! Yuuji and I faced off against our classmates who attacked us. But even so, there shouldnt be many people who would call for their own classmates blood. WHOLL DIE HERE!? In order to not lose to the enemys killing intent. I screamed out and faced off against those guys. I continued to dodge and defend against the incoming violence that came in waves, Yuuji would occasionally help out, and I would then have the slight chance to counterattack. You were fooling around really happily with Shimada, Yoshii Akihisa! Why, an idiot like you, and Himeji would actually RETURN MY KINOSHEETA! HE BELONGS TO ME! My classmates who should be down are like undead zombies, standing up again and again. To be honest, I feel that they''re really scary Yuuji! How long do we have to keep this up? Be quiet and stop yapping! Concentrate on these guys! I dodged the wooden sword that was precariously swung at me. The wooden sword went by me and knocked into the metal chain between Yuuji and me. ! The metal chain immediately tightened, and Yuuji and I lost our balance. Those guys never let go of this chance as they immediately raised their feet to trample us. Even though we''re on the ground, I hurriedly rolled my body and dodged the attack. Ahhh, damn it! I can''t move as I want! It was already bad enough that scary scenes were happening one after another, and yet, I finally caught up to you, Akiyou embarrassed me and made me and Muttsurini handle those guys from C class! It was your good fortune that you were able to keep your life. I''m going to take it for sure this time. Damn it! You two are still alive Unexpectedly, Minami and Muttsurini, who really are like terrifying last boss enemies, appeared right in front of us. Che! They managed to retreat under the disadvantageous situation of having to face C class It''s Shimada and Muttsurini! Leave space for them and don''t get caught! Everyone else is to attack Sakamoto! The enemies who surrounded us in a chaotic manner suddenly backed off, leaving lots of space. Aki! You''re an idiot, yet why are you so popular? Guguys always stay away from me! But you''re rather popular with girls, right? Isn''t that a good thing? That''s not good! Akihisa, it''s because of you that even I got strange rumors about me (Swoosh)! Wah! Muttsurini! You''ll understand once you hear my explanation! That''s just some baseless rumor! I dodge Minami''s direct punch and the mechanical pencils and ball-point pens Muttsurini threw at me. That''s really dangerous! Girls'' hands and sharp stationery aren''t to be used for such things! Saying that it''s some baseless rumorAki-chaYoshii-kun''s too much! I did confess to you sincerely! SO WHY MUST YOU APPEAR AT SUCH A MOMENT WHEN YOU DIDN''T HAVE TO TURN UP, TAMANO-SAN!! KOYAMA-SAN ASKED YOU TO END MY LIFE, DIDNT SHE!?!? Didn''t she just go back to her own classroom? Aki, it''s because you keep hiding things like this that you make yourself even less reliable! I''m so envious that I want to kill you! Minami and Muttsurini went faster, and I could only see afterimages somewhat. I know that the emotion of jealousy will make someone stronger, but the one confessed to was my girl persona! Isn''t it too weird to be treated like this!? Haa, haaI finally caught up. Akihisa-kun! Himeji-san? At this moment. Himeji-san appeared. She''s not really quick, but she came here. It seems that everyone in our class surrounded us. In other words, the current situation is such that Yuuji and I are unable to fight them off. In that case, Yuuji, hurry and use the platinum brac I intended to use Yuuji''s platinum bracelet and let my summoned beast join in the fight to increase our chances of winning. However, Everyone, get ready to summon! We shall take down F class'' repSakamoto Yuuji''s head! UOOOHHHH~!! On the other side of the human wall F class made, the army of C class students Koyama-san led came crashing. Damn it! Even if we summon here, there''s a chance that we''ll lose to those guys from C class! That''s enough! Akihisa! At this moment, Yuuji finally said the keyword. I''ve been waiting for this for a long time! We''re going to jump, Akihisa! OK! Before we entered C class'' summoning field, both of us turned back and ran, and from the open window HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! We jumped. If we can land safely, there won''t be any damage caused from jumping down from the second level. Its not easy to move with the handcuffs, but we should be able to succeed. We just need to summon our courage! Thud! The next moment, Yuuji and I landed at the same time as the sound echoed. The impact of landing rushed from our legs to our head, but it looks like we''re alright. Those two! Running outside is too despicable! We can catch up if it''s the second level! Hurry up and chase them! Tha, thats too much, Akihisa-kun! I finally caught up with you! Shouts could be heard from where we were. Looks like nobody would jump off from the window just to chase us. Don''t think you can get away from me. Except for that guy. As expected of Muttsurini, to get down so easily There''re some filming places without stairs. This is nothing. Better not ask him what he was filming. Aki, stand over there! No, it''s not just Muttsurini. There''s someone else who has the ability to jump down from the second floor Why isn''t she jumping? It can''t be helped. Shimada''s wearing a skirt. Guys and girls have the pre-determined difference in athletic ability, and for Minami, who''s a girl, it''s embarrassing for her to jump down from the window while wearing a skirt, and it doesn''t benefit us at all. Alright. If she doesn''t dare to jump, let''s run, Akihisa! Got it! Minami wouldn''t jump no matter what, but we couldn''t stand around there. The other guys will catch up to us if we don''t leave, Once he said that, Yuuji and I hurriedly gathered our steps and ran to the old school building. Damn it! I can''t catch up! Muttsurini may be bounded by the thought of being able to take a photo of Minami showing her panties and didn''t follow us. To be honest, if we could see it, I really wanted to stay I had some regrets as we ran through the school. Just when we left the new school building and could see the old school building, Yuuji suddenly said to me, Very good. Let''s go convince that guy. Who? That''s right. Yuuji said that he wanted to gather comrades, but up till now, no one in class was willing to support us. Who''s the guy Yuuji''s after? Is there a need to say it? Of course it''s that guy who didn''t move too much even after such a large commotion. That''s That''s right. Hideyoshi. I''m going to pull him to our side. Hideyoshi, help us get out of this mess. Because of this, Yuuji and I ran to the old school building to meet Hideyoshi in F class classroom. I see, so Yuuji lured everyone to the other side to achieve this aim. Unbut, I really heard this news personally. It isAkihisa got confessed to by Tamano and said that you and Yuuji Nonono! Thats really a huge misunderstanding! Im only interested in girls! But dont you often say some strange things to me, a guy Un, because Im only interested in girls. Why do I feel that were not talking about the same thing!? I feel that its alright thoughbut theres no time to talk about this. Well talk about this later. Anyway, those are rumors. Theyre not real! Even if you say so Think about it. Arent there rumors that you like me, Hideyoshi? Its not real, right? Rumors are rumors. They have nothing to do with reali Eh? Wa, wait a minute, Hideyoshi? Whats with that response? No, thats not it! Its not what you think! Im just thinkingif were friends who have quite the good relationship, wouldnt that mean that Im lying? Thats why Im troubled! What the heck. So it was like thatwell, I suddenly felt a little disappointed Okay, since you say so, Ill help you out. Sorry Hideyoshi. Its great that youre willing to help us out. But the situations rather bad now, right? I dont think you guys stand a chance. Hideyoshi was rather definite in his words. Its true. Like Hideyoshi said, the current situations really bad for us. Even so Even so, we have to fight for it! Hideyoshi, even if its 99 times impossible, if theres a teeny-weeny possibility. From the way you calculate that, its completely impossible. Its impossible even if you reincarnate 8 times. I said wrongly! Its 99%! Lets ignore Akihisas calculations. If Hideyoshi is willing to help out, well still have a chance of winning this war. Itll be promising if we can resolve the misunderstanding our classmates have. Even if you want to clear the misunderstandings, how many of them will believe us? Theres no real need for them to believe in the truth. We just need to remove the antagonistic attitude those guys have. ?? I dont understand what Yuuji meant at all. In other words, you want to tell a lie those guys from F class can believe to cover up those rumors, is that it? Thats right. We need your help to do this, Hideyoshi. UuI still dont understand whats really going on, but I got a rough gist of it. I dont understand the plan at all, but anyway, theres a resolution to this situation. We can relax now, right? Thanks, Hideyoshi. No, no worries. I should bear a little responsibility for spreading the rumors like that. Its my duty to help you. As expected of Hideyoshi. So kind! Completely different from those idiots whore sharing the same fate as me and yet betray me! Say it then. What do I need to do? To ease everyones misunderstanding of us, we have to make those guys stop and listen to our explanation. So Found them! Theyre back at F class! Seems like theyre sweet-talking Kinosheeta! Those two are really carefree even in this situation! Kill them! Erase their existence and leave no bones behind! Argh! Our pursuers are here! Where should we run to, Yuuji? Damn it! Theyre faster than I thought! I wanted to head to the audio broadcast room on the second level Its too risky to continue on downwards. Yeah! The voices came from downstairs. They just left the school building to look for Yuuji and me, and logically, they would head back to the classroom from downstairs. What should we do? Anyway, get out of the classroom first! Well be trapped if we remain here! Understood! Unlike just now, the three of us were running towards the stairs to escape. But at this moment Its F class rep Sakamoto! Hurry up, beat him and get the peace weve dreamt of! OHHHHH!!! Those guys from C class were running over from the corridor link on the other side. Were now pincered! This is the worst situation! Yuuji, you said that you need to go to the audio broadcast room, but you just need audio equipment, right? Yeah! We dont have to face those guys head on and make them listen quietly to us. The best way is to use audio speakers! In that case, lets hurry to the roof! Theres audio equipment over there! The roof, you saydidnt Yuuji and I break it the last time? Didnt we use it during the sports meet? I guess that audio speaker on the roof should be repaired. The roofwe can only run up anyway. This is perfect! Okay, Akihisa! Lets run up! Okay! We leapt three steps at a time and ran up the room. The F class members who came running up from the lower level met up with the C class members who came from the corridor, and to be honest, we dont even know whos chasing us. What do we do, Yuuji! Even if we need audio, we need to stall for time! I know! Hideyoshi, lend me your ear! Hm? As we ran up the stairs, Yuuji whispered something to Hideyoshis ears. If were not going to accept the enemys challenge, we will be locked into the detention room no matter the reason. Thus, if it really came down to that, we can only accept their challengebut because of the handcuffs, I cant get away from Yuuji at all. Even if I want to buy more time, it doesnt seem possible. What should I do now We finally got up to the fourth level and ran towards the new school building C class Yamasheeta Kiyomi requests a battle in chemistry! We finally got all the way up to the roof, yet the guys from C class caught up to us. As we were running around for the entire day, we started to slow down. Finally caught up to you, Yoshii! Taste how thick our jealousy is! At the same time, Suzuki-kun from F class caught up to us. There were even more people from C class and F class who arrived. Cant be helped. If Yuuji loses here, F class loses this summoning battle. Hideyoshi is the only one who can carry out the next plan. Looks like I can only step forward. Understood. F class Yoshii Akihisa Just when I was about to say I accept this challenge F class Suzuki accepts your chemistry challenge! But I heard Suzuki-kun say this. Eh? Suzuki-kun looked shocked as he looked at the teacher. Its obvious that Suzuki-kun would be shocked as he had no reason to accept Yamasheeta-kuns declaration. Also, if he accepted this, he wont be able to attack us. Just as I was surprised and unsure of whats going on, Hideyoshi secretly winked at me. Ah, I see, Hideyoshi mimicked Suzuki-kuns voice! Wa, wait a minute, sensei! I dont have any intention of declaring battle Youre not going to call out your summoned beast? Ill treat it as youre running away from battle Ill send him to the detention room. Follow me. WAH! IRONMAN! WHEN DID YOU COME OVER!? One of the pursuers of F class cried out NOOOOOO as he was brought to the detention room. Thats really great. Then, F class Seto will accept this challenge! Eh? F class Takahashi wants to take part too! No, I do not! Shibasaki wants to summon! WAIT!? Hideyoshi immediately used different voices and caused a few F class students present to take part. Kusummon! Those guys that were forced to summon could only summon their summoned beasts reluctantly. Having just seen Suzuki-kun forcefully taken into the remedial room, its obvious that they would make such a decision. Its nothing to hunt Yuuji and me down as compared to the hellish detention. Lets go, Akihisa, Hideyoshi! Lets get away at this moment! Okay! Un! Having stopped them in their tracks, we hurriedly ran towards the roof and pushed the heavy metal door aside. The voice mixer and microphone were located under the Prefab roof. Very good, thats the one! Lets see. We just need to broadcast through the 3rd and 4th levels I have no idea how these machines work. Which buttons should I press? I dont know how to use it too. How about we press this emergency broadcast button? That cant be pressed. If you press it, everyone inside school and even the audio speakers outside can hear the broadcast. Move aside and let me operate it. Hideyoshi stood in and operated the machine. So that emergency button is just like what the name implies, its a button thats to be used only for emergency, not just all around the school. If even the nearby residents hear it, it will be really embarrassing and so we cant just press it. We nearly embarrassed ourselves in front of the entire town. Okay, this will do. Then, what should I say? Just pretend to be those who were involved in the rumors and explain to them that we had no such intention. Its best if you can express their irritation at us. Uuso its to make an even bigger lie about whom everyone likes? Thats how it is. I see, so this is Yuujis plan. Its true that this can divert the jealousy everyone has against us. But Wouldnt this bother others if we do this? Regarding love, there should be some people who will be bothered that we would lie like that. Like those people who like Himeji-san and the rest will have to give up, or even have some misunderstanding about whom Himeji-san and the rest like Of course, well broadcast again later and clarify to everyone that that broadcast was just Hideyoshis acting. Right now, the most important thing is for everyone to calm down and listen to us. It seemed that Yuuji even thought of this and said this to me. Is that so? Will it be alright after an explanation? Speaking of which, the rumors circulating outside were all fake too. If we dont get rid of this misunderstanding, we wont be able to change the fact that lots of people are troubled. If thats the case, I understand. Hideyoshi nodded his head understandingly and turned the mic on. Ah, ahhIm Kudou Aikou from A class. Can everyone please listen to me? And then, Hideyoshi changed his voice as he started talking into the mic. Is he going to start from Kudou-san? There seems to be rumors that I like Yoshii-kun, but thats a misunderstanding! I have no interest in Yoshii-kun at all. To be honest, hes the type of boy I really cant handle, you know? GUU!!! Yoshii-kun looks like he has no experience at all~ Im not interested if its not a boy whos experienced and knowledgeable. I cant confess to him, and even if he confesses to me, I cant go out with him. Sorry~ GOFUAAA!! This confession reallywill bring mental trauma (Not bad, Hideyoshi. Pretend to be like your sister.) (I understand.) Me too. Yoshii-kun looks like a really big idiot. AlsoI only have interest in cute boys who are younger than me. For some reason, it seemed that I heard a scream that came from deep within the soul going EVERYONE ALREADY FORGET ABOUT THHHHHIIISSSS!!! (Next, D class Shimizu.) Miharu hates that swine the most! How can I possibly have feelings of him? Stop kidding around! More than that guy, I''d rather love a stinky drain rat! If I have to touch him, Miharu would rather jump into a swimming pool full of worms! (Tamano too?) I have no interest in Yoshii-kun because I like Aki-chan! Yoshii-kun whos not in girls clothing is as worthless as chewing on chewing gum that has lost flavor! (Kuboshould be even more passionate, right?) (Why must it be the reverse now!?) Everyone, how can you say that? I love Yoshii-kun the most! No matter whether its his lousy brain or his clumsy aspects, Ill accept them all. Yoshii-kun, I love you, I love you the most! If youre willing to accept my feelings, Ill work hard to enter politics and change the laws in this country for your sake! (Oi, Akihisa, dont jump off from here. Well be banned from entering the roof if an accident happens.) (Let go of me, Yuuji! If such content is allowed, going to the roof should be the real thing that should be banned!) (Alright, calm down. Next, Muttsurini. Never mind. Well leave him aside. Lets choose between Shimada and HimejiIm sorry to them, but we can only lie until the end. Ill leave it to you then, Hideyoshi.) I, I dont have any interest in Aki! I likewild guys like gorillas or apes! Akis not within my consideration! Instead of it being a lie, its more like the confession she made right in front of me. (Okay, finally, Himeji. But) But at this moment, Hideyoshi went into deep thought. About the rest, those words that came from Hideyoshis mouth had some truth (well, except for Kubo-kun, the rest were all true). Maybe Hideyoshi is silent at this moment because he didnt know how to express Himeji-sans feelings? But about Himeji-sans true side, theres only one thing I know. (Hideyoshi, about Himeji-sans words, just say this.) (Hm? Akihisa, what should I say?) Hideyoshi turned off the mic for the time being and leaned over to listen to me. Im worried F class would come attacking like an avalanche, but they shouldve stopped their chase. (Uuif you say so, its alright) () On hearing my explanation, Hideyoshi nodded slightly, and Yuuji stood beside us as he looked at me. Then, Hideyoshi turned on the mic and spoke. Im Himeji Mizuki from Class 2-F. The voice that came from Hideyoshis mouth would sound just like Himeji-sans to anyone unaware about this. I have someone I like. The voice that came through the mic was Himeji-sans adamant voice. But, that persons not Yoshii Akihisa-kunbecause I Thats right, because Himeji-san, she I already liked someone else since I was younghes my first love, even until now. Himeji-san didnt like mebut someone else. Thats what Himeji-san herself told me when we were in primary school. And the one and only fact that I would use to watch myself. (Alright. Now we just need to explain everyones misunderstanding about me before we close things.) (Yeah. If we dont explain clearly, Kirishima-san wont return us the key.) The problem is how to clear up the misunderstanding. However (Farewell, Yuuji.) (What? Why are you suddenGUUH!) I used the handcuffs to choke Yuujis carotid artery hard and took away his ability to speak. Very good. Now things are a lot easier. (Hideyoshi, Ill leave it to you.) (Un, leave it to me.) Hideyoshi nodded and faced the mic in front of him again. Okay, now for the last step. Im F class Sakamoto Yuuji. About me being confessed to by Koyamathats their trap. C class Koyama deliberately set the trap for F class in the summoning battle. Its the same with that ridiculous rumor about Akihisa and me being gay for each other. After taking a deep breath, Hideyoshi then said. So Shouko, Ill promise you anything you want me to do! Just hurry up and give me the key! ! And also, everyone in F class, the most important thing is to win this battle. After that, you can cook me, grill me or roast me! Anything you wish! (Shakes head violently)! Even when his bloods unable to circulate, Yuuji still tried his best to shake his head. Sorry Yuuji, but I wont let your sacrifice be in vain. A trapso thats how it isthats true. If not, how can those guys be so popular with girls? Despicable C class! Messing around with Sakamoto and Yoshii who have no luck with girls! We must let C class know the rage those two had when they were being hunted! No, the ones who chased us down like rats seem to be you guys from F class I tried my best to hold back the urge to comment and looked downstairs through the window in the metal door leading to the roof. It seemed that those F class students on the stairs finally calmed down and started to focus on this summoning battle. This isnt goodthose guys may do random things if this becomes a messy battleC class, retreat for now, regroup and fight them later! Once she saw that their plan was seen through and that their group was obviously wavering, Koyama-san had to call C class to retreat for the time being. In the end, we ended up glaring at each other as we took replenishment tests for the rest of the day, and the designated time for the summoning battle ended quietly. Volume 8, The Final Question Volume 8, The Final Question Please answer the following question. A shooter was standing at the same height as a monkey on a tree. As the bullets shot, the tree branch under the monkey broke, and the monkey started to fall. What will happen to the monkey and the bullet? If needed, please use the following values to calculate. The distance between the monkey and the shooter is A. The monkeys height on the tree was H, and the time taken for the bullet to reach the tree branch is t. The height of the bullet then was h(i), and the height of the monkey h(j). The speed of the bullet is v, the force of gravity is g. Assume no air resistance. Himeji Mizukis Answer h(i)=H-1/2 gt h(j)=H-1/2 gt Thus h(i)=h(j) From this, we can prove that the height of the monkey and the bullet are the same, so the bullet will hit the monkey. Teacher''s Comment Correct answer. People would normally assume that the bullet would be too fast and wont be affected by gravity. But in fact, the monkeys falling down to the ground at terminal velocity. At this moment, the height of the bullet h(i) and the height of the monkey h(j) has nothing to do with the bullet speed V, but only related to the force of gravity g and time t. Sensei deliberately added unnecessary symbols in the answer, but as expected of Himeji-san, that was a good answer. Sakamoto Yuuji''s Answer ''The bullet will hit the head and the brains will splat out like pomegranate.'' Teacher''s Comment Himeji-san''s performance in the summoned beast baseball tournament seems to have been really impressive. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer h(i)t=(i)ta(i) Teacher Comment Even if it''s not a monkey, it hurts. "Wel, welcome back, Akihisa-kun!" "" As I opened the door to my house, Himeji-san walked out and received me today. She was standing in the corridor, like yesterday. She was looking uneasy, like yesterday. And sheswearing even more revealing clothes than yesterday. Erm Well, Himeji-san Ye, yes! That rumor was a misunderstanding, you should understand, right? Yes, I misunderstood Akihisa-kunIm really sorry. Himeji-san seemed like she was really sorry as she lowered her head at me. Un, seems like she really understands that that weird relationship between Yuuji and me was just an empty rumor. Then, why are you dressed like this? Thats how I dress up normally. In that case, why arent you looking straight at me? Himeji-san, let me ask you again. Those rumors were completely baseless, and I like girlsyou should understand, right? Yes. If you understand, you dont have to wear Tha, thats why I have to do this all the more! Himeji-san suddenly bent forward. Wha, what? Because of that, I should dress up like this. Because Be, because? Because Akihisa-kun likes girls and yet didnt look interested in me yesterday. What? What in the world is she saying? My mind couldnt process the development of this topic for the moment. Eh, lets seein other words, I say that Im interested in girls, but I didnt do anything when I saw Himeji-san in light clothing yesterday, and this hurt her prideis that it? Nononono! Thats definitely a misunderstanding! Im interested in Himeji-san in her light clothing! Its just that Im using my sanity to suppress my lust! Thus I have to say it out! This is a battle I cant back away from! Himeji-san said as she brought her body forward. Wa, wai, wait a minute! Ca, cacacacacacalm down, Himeji-san! This isnt good! I know this isnt good too! But I have no way to retreat now that things become like this! Its because things became like this that Im telling you to stop! If its a moment of impulse that causes you to hook up with someone you dont like at all, youll regret this for the rest of your life! So take a deep breath first and calm downjust when I was about to say this, Himeji-san suddenly stopped. Someone I dont like at all? Ahun, thats right. Someone you dont like at all. Akihisa-kun. Wha, what is it? Himeji-san narrowed her eyes at me. Why does it feel so scary? Do you feelIm the sort of person who will do this to someone I dont like out of impulse? On hearing her ask this, I pondered for a while. Including Himeji-san, everyone around me would insist in what they believe in and wont listen to other peoples explanations. Un, sort of. (Biki)! The next moment, I think I saw a vein explode on Himeji-sans face. Thats strange? Did I say something wrong? Hehin that case, you really misunderstood me Putting her smile back on her face, Himeji-san said this with a heavy tone. Damn it. Looks like I made her angry. Since Akihisa-kun says so, I have my own thoughts. Just when I was about to kneel down and beg for forgiveness, Himeji-san said clearly, word for word, Akihisa-kun, lets have a game of endurance. Game of endurance? Ehwhats that? Will I be unable to hold back my shame, or will Akihisa-kun unravel this misunderstanding about meits this kind of endurance match, a womans determination! As Himeji-san said that, she put her hand onto her own chest for some reasonheh? Wha, what are you doing? Im trying to seduce Akihisa-kun. Gchi, Himeji-sans back had a light snap behind her. Was that sound Shouko-chan and Aikou-chan taught me that guys like this. SoAkihisa-kun? Youre nosebleeding! So, sorry, Himeji-san! I think some blood rushed up in me! Ill go wash my face first! Eh? Ho, hold on! Have you given up? I just undid the hook of my bra, and you had such a reactionwouldnt my determination I worked so hard to show be wasted? Its kinda lonely I ignored Himeji-sans voice from behind as I ran to the basin. The moment she put her hand inside her shirt, the shirt was flipped up and showed a small amount of skin! And that collar! Her collar was so open that I could see a lot of her chest inside! This is badhm? Whats this? Do, dont tell me Akihisa-kun, please dont run away! I havent done anyA, Akihisa-kun? Why are you bleeding even more!? Himeji-san followed me to the basin and shouted in shock. Fufufuyoure really good, Himeji-san To think that you would actually expect me to run away and set this trap There was a pink undergarment next to the basin. How should I say this? This lonely feelingin the end, I only undid my bra hook I dont understand what Himeji-san was planning, but if she wants to kill me, her plan worked. My minds all fuzzy. Uuuthis is bad. Why is my vision all blurry too? My minds all dizzy, and my bodys really hot. I know that Himeji-sans seduction plan was really effective on me. Eh? A, Akihisa-kun? Are you alright? Your face is all red No, if youre really worried about me, please dont wear such revealing clothingugh, erm My visions starting to sway. Is this what it means to be drunk? Akihisa-kun, are you having a fever!? Nonono, Im not Before I even finished, Himeji-san opened her arms wide and hugged my swaying body. A certain warm touch came through the contact. No, wait. No matter what, this touchs abnormally thin. Speaking of which, I think theres only a thin shirt separating my hand from Himeji-sans body. Akihisa-kun! Why is your face redder!? Are you having a high fever!? At this moment, I suddenly remembered what Himeji-san did. Didnt she say it? She undid her bra hook! Thats right. I see. The soft touch in my hand was actually that Thankyou WAH! AKIHISA-KUN! Feeling extremely fortunate, I lost consciousness. Splash splashthe sound of water and ice cubes hitting each other reached my ears. There seemed to be someone twisting something near my head, and then my head had an icy cold thing placed on it. Ahhow refreshing Unnnnn? Are you alright, Akihisa-kun? Thats strangewhat happened to me Why am I lying on the bed? And Himeji-sans standing beside my bed and looking at me worriedly. Sorryits because I did such a strange thing that I caused you to become like that Himeji-san said that as she looked really depressed. Sorry, Himeji-san. Looks like I fell asleep. You didnt fall asleep. You had a fever. No wonder my head felt heavy and my feet light, because I caught a cold. Maybe its because Ive been caught in the rain for the past two days and ran around, causing myself to sweat all over. Dont force yourself. Please continue to lie down and sleep. Ahh, theres no need. This little thing wont even You cant underestimate illnesses. A lot of people had major illnesses because of just a little cold. No, Im really alright I dont really feel uncomfortable. The reason why I had a fever just now should mostly be because of Himeji-san. You cant. Please lie down and rest quietly. I guess its because you were too tired. Unreally? Thats how it is. Himeji-san concluded. I do have a little fever, but shes really taking it too far. I reluctantly gave up on getting up and could only lie down and watch the ceiling. Uu~ theres nothing. Arent you going to sleep? Seeing that I had no intention to close my eyes and sleep, Himeji-san showed a somewhat troubled expression. Its not that I dont want to sleep, but I cant just sleep as and when I like itbetter do something else first No you cant. Even if you cant sleep, its alright. Please just remain here. Looks like Himeji-san wont allow me to get off the bed no matter what. This is badits really boring to lie down like that Kach, Kach. The sound of the moving hand of the clock echoed throughout the otherwise silent room. We didnt talk as time steadily went by. I lay on the bed, and Himeji-san sat on the chair beside me. Thats strange? Whats going on? Its like I saw this scene before Wellwaiting quietly like this makes me remember past events. Past events? Yes, like during primary school. But our positions were completely different. Himeji-san then said. Ahh, I see. I just felt that I saw this scene before. So thats how it is. Oh yeah, it felt like this when Himeji-san was hospitalized. EhAkihisa-kun, you still remembered? Himeji-san widened her eyes and looked at me. Those eyes looked like they were expecting something. Sorry, I dont really remember much, but I can vaguely remember that this happened. No, its good enough that you can remember that. Im likely unable to respond to her expectations, but Himeji-san smiled happily. Then, Akihisa-kun Hm? What is it, Himeji-san? Can Iplay a little prank on you? Himeji-san looked at me with a questioning look, seemingly asking for my permission. This doesnt look good, and I dont know what shell do to me The most Ill allow you is drawing on my face. I wont do that. Kuku, Himeji-san chuckled and smiled happily. Well, I have nothing against that then. Then please be gentle with me. Thank you. Then, since I got Akihisa-kuns permission Before she finished, Himeji-san suddenly reached for her hair. Okay, I took it off. She took her trademark bunny hairclip off and put it between my bangs. Is her so-called prank this? Really, I thought Himeji-san would do something to me Fufufu, you really look cute. Akihisa-kuns really suited for this. Its troubling that she would still view me as a girl in this situation. Thats troubling. Ehthats weird Suddenly, my mind recalled a memory. When I was sick, I would feel lonely and anxious. Eh? Un, yeah, maybe. As I dont usually get sick, I wasnt really certain about this, but when theres someone beside me now like Himeji-san, its really something worth being happy about. Without Himeji-san beside me, nee-san would have continued to work and be unable to get home, and Id continue to have my feverlet me see; Id feel really lonely and anxious, right? Not feeling well, feeling really bored, and thinking of unhappy stuff People normally say that mood and body have a close relationship. As the heart becomes weaker, the body will fall ill; and as the body falls ill, the heart becomes weaker. Thus, when humans are weak, they will have negative thoughts. I guess thats the common logic amongst all this. Will I be lonely forever, will everyone bully meI once thought about this. It was just a little sayingbut what Himeji-san said etched mysteriously in my heart. So, during that time, a boy was willing to be with me, which made me really feelhappyand its really wonderful. The current atmosphere made me unable to interrupt Himeji-sans words as she slowly said her words out like she was confessing. Maybeto us, its not just an ordinary saying? Im back. Welcome back, Akira-san. Its been tough on you to work till this late. Sorry for being late. Did Aki-kun do something to you he shouldnt do? Uu, about thisactually, Akihisa-kun had a fever. Oh my? He has a fever? Thats really rare. Hes sleeping in his room. I understand. Ill take a look at him then. Is Aki-kun sleeping in his own room? Yes, hes sleeping in his own room. Let me seeahh, hes sound asleep. He was reading just now. Thank you, Mizuki-san, for taking care of Aki-kun while hes sick. No, this is nothing. Eh, but that kid, reallyits because he ran around and got caught in the rain that he fell sick. I have to lecture him the next time I have a chance. Because Akihisa-kun always forces himself That kids always been like that. Once something happens, he will go for it without thinking and end up being all hurt himself. Ahaha, thats true. Or rather, thats just like what that kid would do. Like what Akihisa-kun would dois it? Yeah. ThenAkira-san Yes, what is it, Mizuki-san? Arent you worried about Akihisa-kun? What do you mean by that? Akihisa-kun would get involved and would sometimes even ignore his own situation or condition. So youre talking about that. Yes. Dont you want to stop him? WellI really want to do something if I can help him achieve his aim and stop getting into trouble Yeah. But if I cant do anything and that kid wants to do itI will respect his decision and let him do whatever he wants. But whatll happen if he gets hurt? Even if he gets hurt, its what he wants. Theres nothing to say then, is there? How is it That kid cant study, is stupid and clumsy and just fails to understand things. But But what? But that kids straightforward personality is my greatest pride as a sister. Akira-san So I want to treasure that straight-forward side of his. Akira-sanyoure really an adult. No, Im not that amazing. Instead of being an adult Instead of being an adult? Im just an older sister who loves her little brother the most. Uun? The next morning. Before my electronic alarm clock rang, I woke up as I felt that someone was closing in on me. Ahsorry, did I wake you up? Beside my bed was Himeji-san, who was about to reach her hand out to pat meah, she wants to check my body temperature and see if my fever subsided yet, right? Are you okay, Akihisa-kun? Unfortunately, I woke up, and Himeji-sans hand that was stretched towards me shrank back, which I felt was a pity. Un, ever better. My colds all good now. Its not just that I dont want to make her worry, but in fact, I dont feel bad anywhere. Thus, I gripped my fist tightly and answered her energetically. Speaking of which, my cold wasnt that serious. Its because Himeji-san did those things that blood rushed up in me You cant lie, Akihisa-kun. Your face is still red. Ahh, no, thats because Thats because I was thinking about what happened yesterday! Akihisa-kun, you cant force yourself. Rest well for today and cure your cold completely. Asking me to take a break from schoolI really cant study well, but its not that I hate going to school. It should be more interesting being in school than staying at home, right? More importantly The important summoning battle hasnt ended yet. Even with such a level of fighting ability, I cant just take a break all because I got a cold. If we lose this summoning battle, our distance from A class will be spread further. Then, we can only continue to use those lousy facilities. Thats why we cant lose. Really, Akihisa-kunyou dont have to worry about the summoning tournament. Ill work hard together with Akihisa-kun. Ill work even harder, so you dont have to force yourself. No, but You cant say stubborn things. I wont nag at you once youre fully recovered. I dont mean that Really, why wouldnt you listen to me? You would obey if Akira-san says it. Thats not about me obeying. Its her threatening moves that force me to submit Looking at things now, nee-san should be out at work. Is she really busy nowadays? Looks like I dont have to worry about being lectured and punished by her in the morning as I heaved a sigh of relief. However, Himeji-san said this to me, In that caseAkihisa-kun, if youre not going to listen to me, Im going to kiss you! What the heck? Shes copying nee-san? Really Welleven if Himeji-san imitates nee-san, it wont do anything to me Un A soft sensation brushed by my lips. Eh? Okay. You must sleep now. Himeji-san left these words behind, bata, closed my door and left. Eh? Being left alone inside the room, I still didnt know whats going on as I could only sit on the bed blankly. Volume 8, Author Notes Volume 8, Author Notes Im really grateful to the readers who bought this book. Im Inoue Kenji, in charge of writing this book. This series has finally broke double digits and is at the 11th volume! Theres about 1.5 million characters altogether! Ill like to thank the readers who accompanied me down this path while I was criticized by my superior its difficult to read, I have no idea what youre writing, rewrite this again for my Japanese. Thats strange. I should be the one in the company writing the most, but it feels like theres no improvement at all On a side note, amongst the latest mail, there were readers who asked me Why must you hide the fact that you wrote Baka Test?. Ill use this authors note to reply then. My line of work is related to designing, and the details of the work includes lots of newly developed technology, most of it trade secrets that couldnt be revealed. Since theyre secrets, we have to hide the technology thats being developed. Our company earns profits through the secrets, so we would be strict about it and not let it out. We workers have a duty to keep it a secret. Also, our company has an investigation committee to manage the secrets. A few important members of the company were members of this investigation committee, and they would take action against us when we reveal secrets. Okay, then, lets use our imagination to think of what will happen next. What will happen to Inoue Kenji, who works in this kind of company, is found out to be writing a light novel called Baka to Tesuto to Shoukannjuu? Yes, thats right. Im almost definitely going to be called up by these important members in the company for an investigation. Then, what kinds of questions will happen in the investigations? The important members are all gathered silently in the wide meeting room. As it involves the companys secrets, all the exits are tightly locked. Im standing silently in the middle and watching my superiors read through the Baka Test novels as reference. And then, the chief investigator of this investigation committee will start questioning. Chief investigator: Inoue Kenji-kun, as for thiseh, whats this calledthis Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu. Its written by you, no? Me: Ye yes Chief Investigator: Are you certain? Me: YesI did write this book Chief investigator: Thencan you please explain the contents of this novel? I have firm belief that I would collapse here and want to cry. I have to explain the contents of the novels I wrote to people I know, not my colleagues or friends, but to my superiors whore about as old as my parents. I have to explain that its a comedy, and I have to do it in a meeting room full of tension. Wouldnt it be normal that I would be crying in shame, trying to get away as Im asked to do such a thing? But at that time, all the exits are sealed, so I have nowhere to run to. At that moment, I can only endure the shame in my heart and explain the contents of Baka Test to them. Me: Thatsthats a story with a unique high school as the settingthe students there specialize in doing stupid things and will use a summoning system to battle Chief investigator: Fuum I can even think of those impressive and important people chatting away whats the summoning system, whats this war in school, letting those studentskids wholl do stupid things battle each other? What are the parents doing?. Chief investigator: Then, let me ask you something. Then the chief investigator questions me. Chief Investigator: As for the summoning system, please explain further as some of it may include secrets our company doesnt wish to reveal. I really want to run away! I want to force open the locked doors, scream and get away from this meeting room. All the people here are technicians, so they would be extremely sensitive to the term system. Thus, its very normal for them to ask about the test summoning system. If I answer that this is a creation through coincidence and supernatural phenomena and that I dont really understand this system, Ill definitely be scolded things like is this really good? Youre a technician. They may even lecture me after this investigation is over. Sorry, I feel that thats enough. Please let me go. Also, there are other possibilities. Chief investigator: Over here(Vol 5 Author Notes), theres a mention of research. I have to check if theres any mention of our companys secrets. Me: No problems. I did not mention about our technology in the books. Chief investigator: In that case, please explain the original meaning of the word sou-uke to everyone here. If were not sure, we cant make our decision. PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY! Anything related to technology may need a complete explanation. But for me to explain it to my bosses in so many different ranks, its like going on a painful training to release the human level of painif my eyes were suddenly clear on the next day and that I say something like war cant bring anything, what should I do? Should I create a new religion? Also, it wont be just the chief investigator questioning me. Those direct superiors of mine who are identified as witnesses will ask me. Its likely that they will ask this Superior: Therere a lot of familiar names amongst the introduced characters, including mine, is there? Yes. Those antagonistic roles were designed off you guys. Besides, even if I want to say it, I cant say my thoughts out and just insist that its just a coincidence. But since its a novel I wrote, people will take it to read the contents, right? Thats human nature. But, even if they browse through until they find a character with their own name appearing, they should still be shocked about being treated like that. In that case, I wont be able to come out and be outstanding. But this form of being outstanding didnt exist in the first place, and so I guess it can be called a form of redemption since it is one Thats how it is. Because of these hidden possibilities, I couldnt boldly declare the fact that I wrote Baka Test. Having explained so much, I wonder if the readers understand? If you do, please dont care about what kind of person am I. Sorry Unknowingly, theres very few pages left fo the afterwords. Im really sorry. Then, let me write these tranks like you. Illustrator Haga-san, Mizukis really cute! And Tamano-san! Im really grateful. K-sama, Im really sorry for delaying my scripts over and over againKagaya-san, whos in charge of design, Ive bothered you a lot all the time. Please continue to rate me. And to all the readers, thank you for accompanying the journey of this novel. I cant express the gratitude in my heart no matter how many times I say it. I cant send a letter but, but Im really happy to read each mail one by one. From today on, Ill work hard and come up with more interesting storys. Then, lets meet in the next volume, the continuation volume of the summoning battle. Volume 9, The First Question Volume 9, The First Question Yuuji. What is it? We were living together last night, but it doesnt feel like were living together. Of course thats the case. Think about it, its not once or twice that I was bound up and gagged and kidnapped to your house. Theres no refreshing feeling here. So from tonight onwards, Ill go over to stay at Yuujis house. Got it. Ill go over to your house then. Yuuji, will you wear my clothes when youre at my house? Hold on. Let me bring a clean set of clothing. ???My house has a lot of socks. WHY MUST IT ONLY BE SOCKS!? THERE WOULD AT LEAST BE PANTS AND BOXERS INVOLVED, RIGHT? I wont mind wearing Yuujis panties and bras. ILL MIND THAT! DONT SAY IT LIKE I HAVE A BRA! Dont you wear underwear, Yuuji? I DONT WEAR THE TOP! BUT I DEFINITELY MUST WEAR THE PART AT THE BOTTOM! Where? THIS ISNT THE TIME TO ASK ME WHERE! DONT UNDRESS ME LIKE ITS NATURAL! As a childhood friend, I have a duty to check your growth status, Yuuji. THERES NO SUCH THING AS CHECKING GROWTH STATUS, IS THERE?! IF YOU DONT STRIP ME REGULARLY AND RECORD, IT WILL BE POINT Oi, hold on a sec. Why arent you talking? Will F class continue with the summoning war? Why did you change the topic out of a sudden. Can you beat C class? Ku! Pretending not to hear things that are disadvantageous to you Even amongst husband and wife, there are some things we cant talk about. WERE NOT HUSBAND AND WIFE Im too tired to even snark back So, how about it? Hm? The summoning war? Un. Its not whether we can win or not, its that we have to win. We cant fail here. Do you best. If its you people, Yuuji, you will definitely win. Oh, thanksspeaking of which, even if youre honestly cheering for us, you know whats our final goal, dont you? Youre aiming for A class this time, right? Yuuji? Of course, well definitely win this time. Is that so? Wait patiently. We wont hold back. Thats fine, but But what? Yuuji, you know what will happen the next time you lose, right? Haha, my feet are starting to trembleis this the so-called samurai waver? When you lose twice, you better get ready. Gu! I, I wont lose! So you must work hard when fighting against C class. My heart just feels complicated nowwell, Ill do my best. Its our wish to win in the summoning war. Ill support your battle with C class. Oh, thanks. Speaking of which, Shouko, about that checking of growth. I have to do duty today. OOOIIIII!! DID YOU REALLY CHECK REGULARLY!!?? Please read the following passage and answer the question: AndyIm sorry about being late. MaryWas there anything? AndyI guided the man. MaryWas there a stray child. AndyNo. There was an old man who had come to this town for the first time. MaryI see. Please explain why Andy was late. Himeji Mizukis answer: Because he went to guide a lost old man. Teachers comment: Correct answer. Andy did say that he was late because he helped an old man who came to this city for the first time. Everyone must remember to help out those in need. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: Because he helped a pregnant lady who was about to give birth. Teachers comment: Unfortunately, theres no mention of the term pregnant lady. Yoshii Akihisas answer: Because he helped an old man who was about to give birth. ''Teachers comment: Senseis really bothered that you forced out terms that didnt exist at all. Morning Yuuji. After splitting up from Shouko at the new school building, I was working down the corridor of the old school building when a familiar voice rang. Oh, Hideyoshi, morning. I turned around, and saw that it was one of my classmates Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. The weathers great today. Hideyoshi narrowed his eyes and looked outside. To be honest, that face looks like a girl no matter what, but hes a real man. But even if I say so, Ive been wondering recently whether Hideyoshi was a real guy or not. I suddenly had a feeling that my last wall of defense collapsed for a moment there You must be mistaken. Youre probably tired, right? Muuis that so? Being so sharp at such a small thing; thats definitely a trait a girl will have. Even so, that was a disaster yesterday, Yuuji. Hideyoshi gave a wry smile as he said that. Was he referring to that when he mentioned disaster? A ridiculous confession caused those guys in F class to go jealous and lose all sanity and even triggered a horrifying chase sequence. Well, a disasters a disaster, but Im used to being chased all over the place. Thats so Even if I say so, it cant be helped that Im used to it. Instead of worrying about whether we will be chased, Im more worried about the summoning battle later on today. Our fighting ability was grossly worn out. Thats because our class started it. Its because of this that the fighting ability we had so little of became even more lacking. The opponents C class, and we ended up losing a lot here. Obviously, everyone knows that this is disadvantageous to us. We have to endure today for the sake of winning today. Endure? What do you mean? My estimation is that we have to continue to endure during the first half, so well be in a tough battle where we have to replenish our points and fight. Continuing to replenish our points and fastthat really requires lots of willpower and concentration. To put it nicely, its replenishing, but in the end, theyre exams, so this would be draining to the body and mind. I can only think of a way to motivate everyone and make them bring their best. Oh yeah, Hideyoshi. Your classic literature grades are rather high. Yeah, ah. The next drama Im acting in is the tale of Genji We continued to talk as we walked up the stairs, and as we saw the classroom. Mu? Isnt that Muttsurini? Oh, yeah. We saw our classmate, Tsuchiya Kouta, a.k.a. Muttsurini, about to enter F class classroom. He is a guy who has an insatiable desire for sexual stuff, and is a powerhouse in health education that no one can match. Even though his combine scores are relatively low, hes a reliable ally who has the breakthrough ability with his focus on one subject. Well need him to fight hard today. Nobody can match Muttsurini in health education anyway. Yeah. Hes a precious rare fighting ability of ours. Hideyoshi said as he walked over to Muttsurini. Morning, Muttsurini. And then, he tapped him on the shoulder. But Muttsurini didnt respond at allun? What is it? Did something Happen? Just when I was about to continue, (FLUSSSHHH)!!! Muttsurini spurted out lots of nosebleed and fainted. THE IMPORTANT FIGHTING FORCE IS!? WHAT? WHATS GOING ON!? DID HE GET POISONED!? IS IT A TRAP!? DAMN IT! WHO KILLED MUTTSURINI!? I stepped over Muttsurinis corpse Theres no needto step over me and entered the classroom. We, well, Minami-chan, you should. (Pinch pinch pinch) Theyre really big~. What did you eat to make them so big? Just normal rice. I saw Shimada rubbing Himejis breasts. You two, what are you doing so early in the morning Ah, morning, Sakamoto. Good morning, Sakamoto-kun. Shimada and Himeji finally noticed us and greeted me. Is this the reason why Muttsurini collapsed What are we doing? Just interacting around a little, you know? Your little interaction caused an ally of ours to be on the brink of death And Ill say, it doesnt seem right when you stepped over your friend like that after that. Really, its thoroughly forbidden to give Muttsurini such stimulation. Then, why do you need to have such a weird way of interaction? Nn~no particular reason. As she said that, Shimada turned to look at Himejis table. Mizukis been studying hard ever since she got to school, so I want to help her relax. Im happy that youre concerned, but itll be great if you can use some other way to help Looking over, I saw that Himejis table was filled with reference books and revision test questions. I see, so shes been working hard with such will so early in the morning. Im really encouraged as the class rep of the summoning war when I see this. Sorry, Himeji. Its great that you are helping out like this. From the previous study group, I knew that Himeji was more of a prodigy who gained her talent through hard work rather than being an outright prodigy. This hard-working attitude will always bring about motivation with the people around her. And with that pretty face of hers, the other people (though most of them are bastards) will work hard without grumbling. Ill work extremely hard today. And also, I dont know if its thanks to Shimadas worrying or because she didnt think too much, but Himeji wasnt forcing herself and was rather full of enthusiasm. Being tense without forcing herself can be said to be the best condition to fight. Sorry, Himeji. Look, you guys. If you have the time, get ready to take replenishing tests like Himeji. The points we have here arent enough to win. Understood!!! I can use Himeji to inspire everyone. However, I never ever dreamt the day would come when I would actually end up saying something like go study to my classmates Its been about 20 minutes since the conversation just now, and theres still 10 minutes till the morning homeroom period. Just when I was checking the attendance of our class, I suddenly noticed something. Speaking of which, Akihisa isnt here yet. Akihisa? Looks like he didnt come here. Sitting beside me and studying was Hideyoshi, who heard me mutter and lifted his head before answering back. Almost everyone in our class is here except for that idiot. Let alone normal days, he should be here earlier on the day of a summoning war to get ready and fight. Aki may have overslept. Shimada joined in the conversation as she may have heard Akihisas name. Oversleptis that true, Himeji? I asked Himeji, who was studying nearby. On hearing that, Shimada immediately gulped. No, its not that he overslept In that case, youre really living with Aki, right, Mizuki? Hey, Mizuki, tell us the specifics. Well well, calm down, Shimada. Akihisas sister at home too, and its that Akihisa were talking about. Nothing can possibly happen. Well, thats true Hideyoshi coaxed a jealous Shimada. Nice going, Hideyoshi. If we mention that troublesome topic and start off another commotion like yesterday, things will be tough to handle. ErmmAkihisa-kun seemed to have a coldso hes taking a break today. Eh? Aki got a cold? Really? Yes. Immediately, Shimada and I asked back. Akihisa will miss a summoning war because of a cold? I dont think that idiot will miss a summoning war because of a cold. I agree. Muttsurini came over to us and nodded his head in agreement. That guys body is rather strong since he normally eats coarse grains, and todays the important summoning war day. I cant imagine that that idiot will take a break from school when its an important day for him to take a step forward. I feel that he would at least send a message over to Yuuji either way. Like what Hideyoshi said, if he cant take part, he would at least make a call to tell me something like win even if you must die. Has he lost consciousness if he didnt even send one? But since Himeji, whos staying with him, came to school, it shouldnt be that serious. If its already critical, Himeji would definitely take a leave and stay with Akihisa. In that case, theres only one possibility to be considered. That idiot bastardI told him time and time again to watch what he eats He couldnt refuse at allhow pitiful Lets clasp our hands together and pray. So the reason is Himejis cooking. Thats more convincing than a cold. But Akihisas strength is that there wont be a decrease in fighting ability even if hes not around. No problems. I just feel that its the same thing as even if hes around, he cant be a part of our fighting force Thats what I intended to say. To be honest, even if we dont talk about that guys offensive ability, his summoned beasts dodging skills are something worth looking forward to. Even if its that idiot, if hes not around, our chances of succeeding will be affected toobut theres no need to talk about such stuff now and create restlessness amongst everyone. I scanned around the class, and everyone sans Akihisa is here. Theres still time, and were about to begin. I look around the classroom, and went up the podium. Alright, were going to start our strategy meeting! Everyone let out a loud noise on hearing this. The summoning war starts at 9. Theres not much time, so Ill simply explain a bit. The important point in todays strategy is the replenishment tests. We must try to regain the points we lost during the commotion yesterday quickly. The trap C class Koyama set caused F class to have inner turmoil, weakening our forces here greatly as a result. F class was already overwhelmingly weak as compared to C class, and yet we lost points because of infighting. Right now, the difference in fighting ability is really big. But wouldnt our difference with C class be larger if we continue to replenish? Shimada raised her hand and asked. Its true that if everyone ended up being worn out like what she said, the difference between both sides will increase, and the simple reason is that the enemys maximum value in points are different from ushowever, Thats not the case. The enemy has finished the replenishing. While F class had the infighting going on, C class temporarily went back to regroup. This is a cautious decision made in the midst of the chaos. Even though we had some replenishing done too, we had infighting amongst our side, and they, who had the advantage all the time, have a difference in how much they were worn out as compared to us. But they were basically done. In other words, the replenishing tests will decrease the difference instead of increase. Then, whats the basic plan? Hideyoshi asked. The other people in the class looked like they wanted to hear about the specifics rather than the overall plan. The enemy will most likely start swarming here, and we wont have a chance of winning with our points worn down by a lot. Therefore, we have to solidify F classroom. Well defend the two entrances of F class, set them as the fighting area, and wait for the replenishing inside the classroom to be complete. With their replenishing done, C class will go for the decisive blow before we can take actionits not to that extent yet, but they will keep us in our classroom while making us unable to do anything else. Looking at how the enemy rep Koyama took action, it seemed that the enemy is being wary of us. Its not hard to imagine that they will decrease our movement range. We lost out on a lot of points, and we already lost a lot of people. We wont have a chance of winning if the enemy uses the retreat once worn out strategy. In terms of numbers, we still have around 30 people (on a side note, the number of people in a class is 50), but the enemy has more than 40 people, and the difference in numbers is already about 30%. Also, theres the difference in personal abilities between C class and F class, and this is already a self-explanatory situation. Therefore, were going to use up our points as much as possible. Use up, as in fighting until we cant fight? Thats one, but that wont be enough. We wont be replenishing our points before we go down, but well switch the deciding subject. In that case, the same people can still continue to fight. Change subjects, how? Shimada tossed out a question. Thats a good question. The rules state that we cant switch subjects when fighting the enemy. If we want to switch subjects, we have to fight until the battles decided. In other words, a certain side of students taking part in the battle of this subject has to be defeated first. Then, if we lose out, the enemy will rush in through both front and back entrances, and things will get worse. At that moment, well need Himejis attacking ability and immediately ask the teacher for a change in subjects once the enemies in the field are defeated. Can you do it? Yes! Please leave it to me! Himeji said enthusiastically. Himeji, who has the ability as the second-ranked student in our year, has constantly high marks in all subjects. This is a very important point for this fight. All the subjects may require a decisive fight, so we need to sweep the enemy while changing subjects. Shimadas maths and Muttsurinis health education are rather strong if we talk about how specialized they are, but the enemy will think of changing the subjects, and if we have such a defensive battle, their strength cant be used. Thus we need Himejis power as an add on. So wed need Himeji to appear when changing subjects. The main forces of the defense will be taken by other people, is it? Ahh, thats the case. Once we start, well be grouped with Muttsurini and Shimada at the center. The front entrance will be defended by Muttsurinis health education, and the back will be defended by Shimadas maths. On a side note, these two are highly specialized, so we have to call them back when switching subjects. According to the current situation, Ill be able to hang on for about 20, 30 minutes. I have no confidence in fighting an endurance battle. Well ignore Shimada for now, but itll be a different case for Muttsurini, peerless in health education, to fight a battle of attrition. The ability of the golden bracelet is powerful, but will eat up points when used, and will have a side effect when facing lots of enemies. The only one in our entire year who can get away from many enemies is that idiot. Its because of this that its a huge loss for that guy to not be here Ill work hard for Akihisa-kuns sake. We promised. Himejis eyes seemed to show a glow of strong will. It seemed that shes more active than before when Akihisas not around. In a certain sense, perhaps its good that Akihisa isnt here. Alright. Then, please take note of the area youre in charge of. As we continued on, the strategy meeting ended. And sohow will the battle today end up like? Are you done, Yoshii? Are you listening to me, Yoshii? Eh? Ah, yes, sorry. Ironmans coarse voice brought me back to reality. Damn it. I seemed to have spaced out again. What is it? You havent written down anything yet? Hurry up. With Ironman prompting me, I looked down at the latecoming slip. Yes, the latecoming slip. Right now, the time is 10am, and Im in the office. As for why Im here at such a time, the simple answer is that I was late, and sensei asked me to write a latecoming slip. Its rare that you werent late by just a bit. Did you oversleep? No, thats not it I woke up slightly earlier than usual. Even so, it was 9.30am the moment I noticed it. Looks like I spaced out on the bed for more than 2 hours. Its really suitable if I say that time was taken away without warning. Whatever. Just hurry up and write. I have to go back to the remedial room earlier. Okay~ Under the class column of the latecoming slip, I wrote 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa under the name column, and the reason why I was late What is it, Yoshii? Why are you blushing? I wanted to write the reason why I was late, but stopped again. To be honest, the reason why I was late this morning was because Himeji-sanwell, kino! Erm, actwd like nee-san. But I cant use that as an excuse. That will create lots of problems if I write that, and will bring trouble to Himeji-san. But (even if Himeji-san was mistaken) my colds better now, so I cant write that Im sick I pondered for a while, and my hand holding the pen started to write again. Cant be helped. Ill write this then. Sensei, Im done. Alright, you can leave. Yes. I handed over the latecoming slip and got ready to leave the staff room. Ill take back what I said. Come back, Yoshii. What is it? I got called back by Ironman. What now? Rewrite it. Rewrite? Is there a problem? Writing youth as the latecoming reason cant possibly be accepted! THEN WHAT OTHER REASON CAN I WRITE!? I SHOULD BE THE ONE YELLING HERE!! How unreasonable. I definitely thought through and finally wrote a big fat truth here! Yare yarenever mind. Since its Yoshiiyou probably picked up some ero-book on the way to school. It seemed that my youth here is being grossly misunderstood. Even so, I cant say the real reason, and I have no idea what that signified. Is she trying to imitate nee-san? Was Himeji-san dazed from her sleep? Was it some kind of spell? No, its really too weird even if its like that. If I think about it, dont tell me, actually, Himeji-san Why are you blushing all of a sudden? How dangerous is that ero-book you picked up!? Damn it, I got even more misunderstood. Really, can you really take part in the summoning war? Let me say this first. Our class is in a state where we cant think about anything else, you know? Ironman sighed and muttered. Now that he mentioned it, I focused my attention back here. F class situation The summoning war began while I was writing the latecoming slip here. I didnt arrive at any conclusion after spacing out for more than 2 hours, so theres no time to worry about this. Yeah. I should be focusing on the summoning war. Yeah. I dont want to say that studies are your top priority, but the summoning war is important for you and Sakamoto, right? Forget about everything else and just focus on whats in front of you. As an elder, Ironman gave this advice, and its true that the summoning war is important to me. Its not something that I can play around with, yeahun, well said! Yes, I got it! Good answer. No problems, right? None! Im good at forgetting things! Dont puff your chest and say such a thing, idiot. Im not good at thinking about so many things in the first place. I cant check on what happened with Himeji-san, so I should first focus on the important summoning war! Ill be off to the remedial room then. Ill give you a good lesson if you die in battle. Ironman took the latecoming slip and went back to the office. Now, I should start thinking. I have to meet up with F class and take part in the summoning war! But even if I say so, whats going on After handing my latecoming slip over to Ironman, I just stared over at F class blankly. Charge right in! The enemys just F class! Those whore done with replenishing are to come back! Replace those worn out! Got it! Those at the back are to take over! I came to the entrance of F class, and what I saw was a battle with swarms of C class students attacking ferociously and F class defending till death at the entrance. The time now is 10+, and the battlefield of the summoning war that restarted is now at the entrance of F class in the old school building. Right now, theres an intense battle going on, and as I could see, it feels like C class is trying to surround F class and keep them in the classroom. C class Koyama-san leaked false information to crush F class, causing F class to have infighting. Even though we managed to resolve this, and both sides went through replenishing tests theres still a huge difference between C class and F class. Theres already a difference in ability, and with the commotion yesterday, the damage caused was great. Of course, F class had overwhelmingly more casualties than C class. The so-called replenishing test is to let those with their points worn out to regain their points. In other words, it is meaningless to those who died in battle. During yesterdays commotion, those C class people who were worn down retreated, but F class was different. The raging F class members attacked over and over again even if theyre worn out, and so, naturally, a lot of them died. In this situation, both sides had to go through replenishing tests, and its to be expected that theres a huge difference in the amount of recovery in the fighting strength. This huge difference created the current situation. That Yuuji already foresaw something like this, didnt he Even though we managed to overcome the commotion yesterday, the war hasnt ended. Rather, it had just begun, and its disadvantageous on our side. Looking over, I can see that F class is being held down. Its really amazing how the defensive line hasnt collapsed. SA, SAVE ME, FUKUMURA! I HAVE ONLY 12 POINTS LEFT! I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE REMEDIAL ROOM! IM IN THE SAME BOAT HERE! JUST USE THOSE POINTS TO HELP! SPEAKING OF WHICH, DONT YOU HAVE ONLY 20 POINTS!? I could only hear screams from F class, and from where Im standing, I could only see the backs of C class surrounding F class. No, but if I can see the backs of C class, doesnt that mean that I can ambush them? To be honest, I havent regained my points completely. It couldnt be helped. I ran around all over the place yesterday, being chased by almost everyone from F class and C class, so it wasnt enough to use one or two subjects to fight then. Theres a limit to how much points I can get back after half a day of remedial. If I fight in such a situation, Ill be sent over to the remedial room without being able to do anything. No no. For the sake of my allies, it would be helpful somewhat if I rush in suicidally Should I help everyone and fight by rushing in? Better check the current situation. This is troublesome. Just when Im thinking about this, I can see the faces of my F class classmates from the gaps between the C class people. They all seemed to notice me and gave me glances. (Youre here, Yoshii?) (You cant rest on such an important day!) (Lets fight together, Yoshii!) Their eyes were telling me this. Is that soso they were waiting for mein that case, I should reciprocate their trust and join in the fight for everyones sake. Yeah. Fight for everyone and give my life up. If I am going to save everyone, I have to rush in with the realization that I have to go to Ironmans hellish remedials. I looked at the faces of my pleading allies. (Yoshii) (Yoshii!) (Yoshii!!) FmmI see. I took a deep breath and thought calmly. I have no obligation to go to such an extent! If I think about it carefully, the reason why we ended up like this was because everyone went jealous and started attacking. Also, Ive been badly treated everyday too. Alright. Time to watch them die. Yuuji can definitely think of something! I should think about how to get past this perimeter and gather with the class YOSHII! F CLASS YOSHII AKIHISA! HURRY UP AND SAVE US! WERE HERE! OI, C CLASS! LEAVE US ALONE AND ATTACK YOSHII OVER THERE! YEAH! THAT GUY MUST HAVE BEEN ORDERED BY SAKAMOTO SECRETLY! HE SHOULD BE SOMEONE IMPORTANT! Cheh! As expected of my classmates! The moment those guys spoke up, I immediately turned my back around and started to run off. It seemed that my decision to abandon those guys and their decision to sacrifice me was made at the same time. It can be said that the thinking of sacrificing other peoples lives to protect our own lives is the creed of our class. Eh? Yoshii? No sign of him. Dont be fooled by them! These guys are from F class! D class ended up in turmoil because of this! We should first focus on the enemy in front of us! ITS TRUE! TRUST ME! OH YEAH, IF YOU LET ME RUN AWAY, ILL TIE YOSHII UP AND BRING HIM OVER I heard some lousy words over there. Isnt selling other people out to survive the worst idea! Really, these guys. Ill just ignore them for now. If I think about it carefully, the situation is rather bad. If Im revealed to have come here, I wont be able to secretly meet up with F class. Lets see if theres any other path to meet up First I have to leave the battlefield to ensure my own safety and check the situation out. Unsneak in through the window of that empty classroom beside F class its tough. The empty classrooms right beside the battlefield, so the enemy will quickly discover meanyway, lets go to the other empty classrooms to check it out and find a way to sneak in. I went from the third level of the old school building that was the battlefield to the area near the empty classroom on the second level. If I can climb up to the window from there I remain vigilant and check to see if theres any enemies nearby and put my hand on the door of the empty classroom. I then heard some people talking from inside. Un? Who could it be? Sorry to look for you at such a time. The class representative shouldnt be taking action independently in the middle of a summoning war. Its alright if its like this. F class is being walled up inside their own classroom. Thats good. If theyre stuck inside the classroom, the enemy cant pull any tricks. There were two girls talking to each other, and they just seem so familiarthey also mentioned about things like F class and summoning war. Dont tell me? I was wondering about it, and put my ear on the door to listen carefully. Well, sempai. About what I asked this morning Un, the strategy against F class, right? Ive asked for you. Sorry to bother you at such a busy time. Its alright. The third years are doing self-study during this period. It''s definitely them! Its C class representative Koyama-san! Is this sempai she called that bewitching lookingKogure-sempai? Whats the situation now? The enemys stuck in their own class But we cant get over to the rep, right? Yeah. Also, that second-ranked girl in our year is working really hard to me, and we couldnt win according how I think we would. Im also uneasy over what Sakamoto will come up with The second-ranked girl in your year? She doesnt have much physical ability, so wouldnt be easy if you make her tired? Wellfor some reason, she just seemed really motivated today. She has become one huge obstacle, is it? Yeahfrom the way things stand, we cant do anything if we dont find some way to deal with her. As I heard this, I suddenly noticed something. Just now, (I think) Kogure-sempai said something like I asked for you. So that means the suggestion given to Koyama wasnt thought up by her? Is that so? Well ignore the enemys strategy for now. Lets first talk about the rest. The basic plan. Yes. How about you get the other classes to help out? The other classes? Yup. A common frontline. Is there any other classes you can get to help? I think, B class representative is a little Isnt this B class representative your ex-boyfriend? The ex-boyfriend, B class rep. On hearing that, a guys man appeared in my mind. UuI do feel somewhat guilty here. What Nemoto-kun did to Himeji-san was unforgivable, but theres a guilt over whether I went overboard on hearing the word split up. I heard that you split up from him because he tried to kiss you forcefully and you gave him a tight slap to the face. Please dont remind me of that. I take that back. Looks like theres nothing to pity him about. But its not that you broke up with him completely, right? Ehh. Sort of. That can do. Please ask B class for assistance. Ermhow? Let B class fight with other classes. Then, designate the subjects theyre to use. Designate the classes we should use? Yeah. Theres a limit to the number of teachers, so make all the teachers who have replenished the enemys points go over to the summoning battle on that side. In that case, no matter much momentum the enemy has, they have to fight with low points. I seethen we can also use the teachers who replenished the marks of B class opponents to fight, is that correct? Yes. I heard this sly plan. Un? Make the enemy fight with the subjects without being allowed to replenish points? Wont that be disadvantageous to us? If we are to get B class into a summoning war, the only opponent left will likely be A class. How about it? Does 2-B have the thought of challenging A class? They do have that sort of motivebut no matter what, its too reckless for B class to challenge A class. Perhaps B class rep still wants you to change your mind, right? You once said that you liked brainy guys, right? Eh? No way? Arent you very cute there? Then, We, well, its not like I hated him B class declaring war on A class. I dont think A class will lose, but if B, C classes limit the subjects, it wont be easy to win easily. Besides, the class rep of B class is that infamously sneaky Nemoto-kun. He will come up with some dirty trick and do something to attack A class rep Kirishima-sans weakness, Yuuji and make her surrender. Kirishima-sans smart, but cant make decisions calmly whenever it comes to Yuuji. That will be troublesome. In that case, if you beat F class, and the gap between B class and A class will be reduced. Both classes wont lose out. Wont that be an ideal deal? Thats true The meeting on the other side of the door seemed to be progressing smoothly. This isnt a joke. B class and C class wont lose out, but us F class and A class that get involved will be in trouble. Im worried about A class, but our F class will be in even more trouble. Its already a disadvantageous situation to us, and our chances of winning will decrease greatly if were forced to use only certain classes? Were aiming for A class, so how can allow this to happen? We must stop this plan no matter what. Then if B class beat A class, you can attack whichever side you want. If they lose, you can consider attacking A class after checking that theyre worn out. Thats trueI cant say that the deal we had earlier is fake then. The deal before would refer to the information Koyama-san and Yuuji exchanged, where they will attack after that. I thought they were just lying, but it seemed that they intended to follow their promise. I dont know whats their true intentions though. Damn it, theres no time to think randomly! F class and A class will be in a bad situation if this keeps up! My minds thinking about doing something, but I cant think of some specific plan. Im really envious of Yuujis thinking speed at this moment. Just when Im being puzzled, time slowly ticked away. Nn? Isnt thatF CLASS YOSHII!? OII! YOSHIIS HERE! WHAT!? IS THE NEWS THAT HE TOOK LEAVE FALSE!? And then, voices could be heard from behind. Damn it! I focused too much on whats inside the classroom and didnt pay attention to my surroundings! I looked over at where the voices came from, and it seemed that the C class students who were intending to attack F class from another direction brought the teacher down from the third level. I left the door to get away quickly. The door to the empty classroom opened, and the people who walked out from inside were C class rep Koyama-san and the third year bewitching looking sempai I met beforeKogure-sempai. Yoshii!? That guy heard our conversation just now Unfortunately, I didnt expect someone to come here at such a time and take part in the summoning warhes really a child with lots of irregular factors around him. Anyway, hurry up and get rid of him! He wont be able to contact the rest if hes sent to the remedial room through a summoning battleeveryone, crush Yoshii! Got it!! On Koyama-sans command, the people of C class immediately came over. Sensei! C class Enokida Katsuhiko challenges with Japanese history! summon! The floor immediately reacted to the keyword as an array appeared. Then, the summoned beast that was a miniature version of the person appeared in the middle. KuI can only fight back1 Summon! I summoned my summoned beast to fight with the opponent, and it still had a poor look with a school uniform and a wooden sword. We finally got a change of equipment, and I only got a dragon drawn on the cloth of my clothes. How pathetic. C Class, Enokida Katsuhiko, Japanese History, 115 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History, 121 points Our scores appeared in the air. Luckily, the deciding topic was Japanese history, one of the subjects tested during the replenishing yesterday and my only specialty. What luck! C class Koube Shin will fight too! Summon! Same class, Niinuma Kyoukos going too. Summon! Another 2 summoned beasts appeared on the opposing side. 3 vs 1, and my enemies are from C class. Even if I am good at controlling my summoned beast here, its a tough situation for me. GO TO HELL, YOSHII! The enemy raised his weapon, a spear and rushed over. I use my wooden sword to parry the spear and let my summoned beast rush at the enemy. Another one here! An axe came swinging in from the side, and my summoned beast took a step back to dodge. I lost my chance to attack, but it couldnt be helped. Theres too many enemies, so I cant win if I fight so many at one go. Yaa! Another girl joined in the battle, and the naginata swung over at the wooden sword horizontally, chipping it off. Its okay if theres a difference in strength, but with our marks on similar levels, itll be disadvantageous to use a wooden sword to fight back. I cant take the strikes of the enemies blades now, I have to dodge them! I managed to take on the three peoples individual attacks. I have to take care of where Im standing so that I wont be surrounded! This guys from F class, but isnt he on the same level as us with those grades? I remember that Japanese History is the only subject Yoshiis good at. Were really unlucky to use this subject to fight him. Even when grumbling, they never slowed down. Its really tough to take this. the way theyre attacking is a lot more restrained as compared to those guys from F class yesterday, but the summoned beasts strength cant be compared. The enemies attacks didnt hit me, but my attacks didnt hit them. We continued our battle back and forth, and then, Why must you take so much time fighting an idiot!? Its frustrating! Koyama-san said anxiously and faced the teacher standing nearby, Sensei, C class Koyama wants to fight. Summon! The summoned beast appeared on Koyama-sans command. Its a 4 vs 1 situation now, and itll be tougher if I want to beat everyone and try to get away. However Ive been waiting for this! At that moment, my summoned beast sped up. I''ve been waiting for this moment. Itll be even harder if I want to win in a 4 vs 1 situation, but if I beat the enemys rep, the summoning war will be over. Ill beat the summoned beast Koyama-san summoned and win this war! !? The trio standing in front of me flailed their weapons. I didnt bother to dodge, raised the tip of my blade and rushed at the enemys commander. Guuu! Sharp pain can be felt on my arms, shoulders and thighs. The feedback of the summoned beast that was being hacked at went to me, and a lot of points disappeared. Howeverits not like Im immobilized now! GOOOOO!!! I was attacked after I leapt forward. In other words, the attack this time will be based on the points just now. I got ready to be bounced back as I attack. Da! Koyama-sans anxious voice reached my ears. Got her! With a full-powered attack of more than 100, even the opposing C class rep cant take this! The wooden sword was stabbed at the enemys throat You cant do that, Koyama-san. At this moment, the enemys summoned beast vanished. Wha? Ko, Kogure-sempai The class rep cant carelessly summon the summoned beast. Even if you have a bigger advantage, itll be over if you lose. Kogure-sempai pulled Koyama-san on the sleeve and dragged her out of the summoning field. Kuis it because of this that the enemys summoned beast disappeared!? F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History, 13 points The result of the attacks just now is shown. Damn it! I wanted to settle this once and for all! Aint I dying here now!? Itll be tough fighting against three people from C class with such points Sorry sempai. You really helped me there. Its fine. This is for my cute kouhai after all. Thank you. Ill act cautiously from now on. Koyama-san lowered her head in front of Kogure-sempai. My desperation attack missed, and I have no way out. And Ill be treated as running away from battle if nobody comes up to sub me, and Ill be disqualified. Before that happens, I have to at least let my side know the enemys plans In that case, we can catch him now. Kogure-sempai smiled meaningfully as she said that. Did she see through what I wanted to do!? Use Koyama-san as bait to break this deadlock!? Right now, the situation is such that Im in a disadvantage no matter whether its the battle situation or my points, and Im not allowed to run away. To be honest, I have no other way now, but At least I might pass the message! I have to continue dodging to buy time even when my points are few. How can I just give up like this? Dont, dont tell me theres no other way! You just wont give up, huh? Kogure-sempai muttered as she saw me like this. Of course I wont give up. Our wish is to win the summoning war, so I have to struggle until I die! Ill immediately be unable to battle if I get even a graze, and this thin ice-like battle continued under such a state. I continued to look around to see if theres any way out. At this moment, I saw something flying out from the window. Is that a soccer ball? I may be able to use that! I immediately adjusted my position. Then, BUBAHH!? The soccer ball that broke through the glass window hit my face and sent me flying. Ahh! No way!? Just one more would do! My body rolled out of the summoning field, and my summoned beast disappeared. Sensei! Isnt that disqualification when the enemy runs away!? No, that probably couldnt be helped The C class girl went to ask the teacher. Alright, now! Sensei! Im nosebleeding! I need to go to the infirmary! Ah! Oi! Yoshii! Stop running away! Sensei! Isnt this running away from battle!? Ermmwhat happened just now was an accident, and Yoshii-kun cant be deemed as running away from battle when hes injured This debate continued to echo behind me. I got a pair of fast legs that can run away because of my training in my everyday life, so since I managed to run away, nobody can catch up to me! I darted down the stairs and ran towards the new school building that wasnt a battlefield. UnI managed to get out from there, but what should I do? I reached the new school building, checked that no one was following me from behind, and stopped to think of what I should do. Itll be best if I can meet up with everyone from F class From the way things looked just now, I will have to break through if I want to meet up with them. Their backs were facing me just now, and now they have discovered me, so they will be wary. Ive also lost a lot of points, and if I force my way through, Ill be the one being surrounded instead. In that case, theres only one thing I can do to help our class win. Prevent C class from working with B class, I guess. As of now, I dont know whether F class can win. However, the commanders Yuuji. That guy will definitely think of something when F class is in a war. Therefore, I shouldnt be worrying about that. That guys really not used to fighting against the opposite sex. From what Koyama-san said just now, it seem that itll be fine if I stop their plans to make use of Nemoto-kuns feelings. Really. Its really tiring when I have a class rep whos so slow to react to a womans heart. Yoshiis the last person he want saying such a thing. !!?? I suddenly heard this voice, and immediately backed away. Who, who is it? ?? Tilting her head and giving a puzzled look is, Ki, Kirishima-san? Un. The beautiful long-haired 2-A class rep and the valedictorian, Kirishima Shouko-san. That scared me. I thought it was C class there. C class? Your opponent in the summoning war that appeared at F class, correct, Yoshii-kun? The one standing behind Kirishima-san was Kudou Aiko-san, also of A class. Shes a girl with boyish charm. Since thats the case, why are you here when theres a summoning war, Yoshii-kun? Is there some special mission? Ahun, its really different from the rest. Of course, they wont naturally think that I was late and couldnt meet up with everyone. Anyway, why are you two here? Arent you having class now? Self-study period. Well, to put it simply, senseis busy with the staff meeting and couldnt come out, and we had enough progress with the lessons, so she gave us a day off today for self-study. Our F class had to offer our holidays for supplementary lessons. Whats with this difference in treatment? Is this the so-called difference in society? So were going to the office to get new worksheets. Ah, so thats why So they didnt come out of class to play truant just because its self-studyas expected of the best class in our year. Its no wonder why they would have such different treatment from us when were always thinking of running away from class. I say, just leave this for now! What the heck am I chit-chatting away with Kirishima-san! I have something important I have to do! What is it? Ah, is it about the special mission? Un, yeah. Because of the trap C class and B class set, F class and A class will be in danger. Got to tell the people at A class. Danger? Yoshii-kun, whats going Then, Kirishima-san, Kudou-san, Ill be going first. Were A class here, you know? Un, its lesson time now, so theres a teacher watching. No, I say, Yoshii-kun! Cant be helped. In that case, I can only open the back door slightly and inform the person near there. Just calm down first (flap)! If I cant pass the message, itll be bad (DABDABADABA) Damn it! When did I nosebleed so much! Is this C class trap or something? I cant do anything if I cant stop the bleeding! But, but But maybe its not so bad to die like this Oh my myI thought Yoshii-kun could calm down like this, but hes still freaking out. Its a completely different feeling from being hit by the soccer ball. Its a nosebleed that felt really good. Thisisnt so bad. Aiko, stop teasing Yoshii. Yes~. The guys from F class are especially bad at this. Yoshii. Tell me about A classIm the class rep here after all. I recovered and found Kirishima-san staring at me. Ah, I see. I was too anxious and forgot the fact that I could have just told her. Perfect! I have something to say to you, Kirishima-san. Un. Well, about that, actually! My momentum cause me to lean over at Kirishima-san, and Kudou-san saw me like this, Ahaha, I just feel that this is like a confession. She joked. No no no. Kirishima-sans cute and pretty, but she belonged to someone already. You cant do that, Aki-chaYoshii-kun. Dont you already have a perfect man that you love? AN EVIL PRESENCE HAS COMETH! (Hides) For a moment, I just felt that there was some evil presence and looked over. However, I just couldnt see the owner of this presence as this person is hiding behind the wall. On first glance, it looked like theres a girls braid. Was that, Tamano-sano, definitely not. She cant possibly be here since shes in D class. Yoshii? Sorry. Im fine here, Kirishima-san. I see. Speaking of which, what do you want to talk about, Yoshii-kun? Un, actuallyhuh? Kubo-kun? When did you appear? I was going to the washroom and heard a conversation. Is there anything I can help with? It may be rude of me though. Thank you, Kubo-kun. Always being able to help us out. No, dont worry about it. I just like to do this. Really? Youre really kind, Kubo-kun. For a moment, I just thought that theres something weird about his I just like to do this, but my instincts immediately told me in unison that this is just my imagination and denied it. It may really be just my imagination here. How can such a nice guy have ulterior motives? Anyway, lets go to the ranch in our class if we dont want to be overheard. Yeah. Theres some secrets with regards to this summoning war, right? Yoshii-kun? Seems like youre being pursued here. It may be good for you to hide for a while. Kirishima-san and the rest gave me such suggestions. Thank you, everyone. No problems. And so, I followed Kirishima-san and went over to A class to explain whats going on and ensure my own safety. Then, what exactly is going on, Yoshii-kun? Un, and then, I heard from Koyama-san of C class that Okay, Yoshii-kun. This is nice, you know?? Mgu mgu mgu mgu (Gulp) It seems that B class is going to declare war on A class Yoshii. Do you want to eat this? Kari kari kari kari. (Gulp) and their plan is to call the teachers out and make the subject This is rather good too, Yoshii-kun. Also, I personally recommend the sweets here. Wait a sec, Aiko, prez, Kubo-kun! We cant proceed with the conversation like this! Feed him later if you want to! Stop eating too, Yoshii-kun. Say what you want to say! The one who spoke as she sat at the sofa in A class in front of me is HiKinosheeta Yuuko-san, and shes angry now. Ahaha, sorry, Yuuko. Yoshii-kuns been enjoying himself with the food. Just like a little critter. Sorry, he looked really hungry, so I accidentally Really. You should be more alert when it comes to the summoning war Kinosheeta-san seemed to be unhappy as she was grumbling about something. She looks exactly like her little brother Hideyoshi as theyre twins. It seemed that Yuuko is a lot fiercer. Her traits are her eyes, which are more of pretty than cute. The sisters are really bishoujo when gathered together. I suppose the Kinosheetas must be living a fantasy In other words, B class is going to attack us, is it? Coming up with such a despicable tactic too. Un, thats the case. Kinosheeta-san was able to understand even with such a disjointed explanation, and the other three showed looks of comprehension. As expected of A class; all of them are smart people who think fast. To be honest, we cant possibly lose to this strategy, so theres no real Even so, Kinosheeta-san, Yoshii-kun is troubled right now. Dont you think we should offer some assistance? Dont feel the need to. Its against the rules to get involved in other classes summoning wars anyway. Yuuko, dont say that. Nope. Its self-study period now, but were still having lessons. I wont allow such a thing to happen. Its just like what Kinosheeta-san said. Its lesson time now. If everyone in A class help out, theyll be skipping lessons. But I want to help them. No matter what you say, its impossible. Ive been closing an eye to Yoshii-kun coming here, so just endure this. Yuuko Uthats not fair, prez, using such an expression Please. Tha, thats why I said, no. Ill do whatever you ask me to do next time, Yuuko. Kirishima-san gave such a final blow. Kinosheeta-san seemed to finally relent after hearing this, and used her hand to cover her face. Since Kirishima-san said so, Ill definitely remember to bring a gift for her next time. Ahh, really. I got it, I got it. Ill help with defeating that strategy. But we are not going to get involved with the summoning war with F class. Is that alright? Thank you, Yuuko. Well, I dont really like what C class is doing. And C class rep still owe me lot. Thank you, Kinosheeta. Youve been a great help. After I thanked Kinosheeta-san, she stared at my face for some reason. Whats going on? ??? Okay. And then, she took out a box of pocky. Erm, can I eat it? Kari kari kari kari kari. We, wellthis is this is Un, its delicious. I cant really treat him as someone of the opposite gender, but if its a pet, I think ??? Kinosheeta-sans eyes were already looking into the future as she muttered to herself. Wait, a pet? Either way, A class is really nice. Theres a lot of sweets and juice that they can get whenever they want, and the sofa just feels so comfy. Speaking of which, were going to break up that plan, but how do we go about doing it? Kudou-san seemed to be enjoying herself as she said this. Specifics, well Break up communication between C class and B class. Kirishima-san then spoke up. Break up their contact link, is it? I see. I remember we once used a similar method to send D class messenger to hell, didnt we? Well, something like that. The most important thing is whether they can link up or not. Everyone has the right to carry out a summoning battle, so its impossible to stop them, and we cant talk through to them. We can prevent them from contacting each other. Phones arent allowed to be used in a summoning war. Just like what Kudou-san said, Fumitzuki Gakuen, which already disallows handphones, will become stricter when it comes to summoning wars. Normally, if people dont follow the rules, the most if ones careless would be confiscation. However, during a summoning war, the treatment will be like an examsimply put, its the same way as to how they deal with people who use handphones in the middle of an examcheating. It wont be just confiscation, as suspension or repetition of year is also possible. Either way, I dont think therell be people wholl take such a large risk just for the sake of the class. In other words, we have to stop C class and B class messengers, right? More than messengers, I think its like were stopping their love. Ahaha, I say, will we be stamped to death by horses? Its alright. Its not true love anyway. Kirishima-sans right. True love isnt the interaction between man and woman, but the binds in the feelings. In that case, get in the way of their love (looks like a conversation), right? Hm In other words, what should we do? I said it. well prevent their love. Any details? There was immediately silence. We have no idea exactly what to do to obstruct love. Lets listen to everyone then. Un, prez, what do you think we should do? Prevent love? Un. Whats the minimum number of drugs I can use? Sorry, Kirishima-san, but thats for Yuuji, so its not suitable here. Its not just a violation of the rules of the summoning war. Its obviously against the rights of a Japanese citizen. Im somewhat wondering about what kind of treatment Yuujis been having. Then, Aiko? Un~, let me see~. So I guess we should still use seduction or something, right? Seduction, huhwill that really be effective? Ill show it for real then. Eh~ (Flap) KYAAAHHHH!!? WHY DID YOU FLIP UP MY SKIRT!? Yoshii-kun will occasionally want to see someone elses once in a while, I guess. THERES NO NEED TO SHOW SUCH SERVICE! Dont worry, Yuuko. Youre wearing it properly today. NOT JUST TODAY! I DID PUT THEM ON AGAIN! DONT SAY IT LIKE IM SOMEONE WHO GOES WITH NO PANTIES! Look, Yuuko, Yoshii-kuns blushing red now. Its effective, isnt it? THIS IDEA DEFINITELY WONT WORK! Ehhh~ I think hell be happy. THATS NOT THE PROBLEM HERE! I lowered my head as I stood beside Kudou-san and Kinosheeta-san. Well, to put it, Im troubled that I would have a reaction. I did nearly see them, but Im envious that Kubo-kun is still able to remain calm. Then, do you have any other good ideas, Yuuko? Eh? M, me!? Well, un Cant think of anything? Tha, thats not the problem here. Im very good at this. I do read lots of romance novels. Kinosheeta-san puffed her chest as she said that. Ohh, Im looking forward to it. Yeah. For example, Ill call someone I like to a certain romantic and legendary tree and hide behind the tree. How about that? Fmm, I see. As expected of Kinosheeta-san. Shes really an outstanding student at such a problem. Calling out someone she likes and hide somewhere. Carrying a blunt weapon. Alright, next. Wha, what? Whats wrong with my knowledge? Kinosheeta-san said with a very indignant tone. Why do I feel that hearing things like strike back and narcotics are all rather familiar terms? Then, Ill say my idea. This time, Kubo-kun moved his glasses and said that. Kubo-kun gives the impression that hes not good at something like this, but this doesnt seem to be the case. I think that love itself is an instinct. So how about we rile people up subconsciously? Rile people up subconsciously? Yeah. Have you heard of dangling bridge effect or subconscious effect? Ah, I seemed to have seen it on TV before. The dangling bridge effect should be like some confession in a dangerous place like a dangling bridge, confusing fear for love and making it easier to succeed. The subconscious effect is to insert some images in between several seconds to leave a deep impression on people subconsciously. Well use this effect to get the other side over. Um um. To be specific, I feel that the person secretly saying I love you at a cliff with bullets flying everywhere every 40 seconds will be a more effective mean, or something like that. Only Hollywood can create such a stage, isnt it? Such a romance definitely can work if its in a movie! Not goodonly Kudou-sans seduction can work? I see. A seduction using Yoshii-kun. This trick will most likely work. Wait a sec, what are you saying, Kubo-kun. Stop joking around and think seriously. Eh, Im serious here. Playing such a joke to hide things. Kubo-kuns really not good at romance. Even so, he gave his view; hes really a good guy. Can they really prevent that from happening? Im feeling uneasy about this. Better check with everyone first. I say, do you know whats the meaning of friendship? Does everyone know? Chorus contest. Thanks, I got it. This group of people are useless. Theyre even worse at the concept of love than F class. I couldnt help but want to hug my head in a depressed manner, but at this moment, Yoshii. Hide. Waa! Kirishima-san suddenly pushed me under the chair. Whats going on? C class is looking for Yoshii. Kirishima-san glanced at the door, and I looked through the gap between the chairs. Theres someone scanning through the small window of the classroom at the corridor, and the reason why nobody rushed in was because its lesson time now. Then, I heard knocking on the door. The doors opened. Sorry, do you have time? An unfamiliar girl was standing at the door. Most likely someone from C class. Yes, what is it? Kinosheeta-san showed a smile to that girl. Speaking of which, Kinosheeta-sans normally one with such a presence. A natural smile and an elegant attitude. Well, has F classs Yoshii-kun came here? Im looking for him. Yoshii-kun? UnI didnt see himwere having lessons here, so how can Yoshii-kun possibly come in here? Thats what I thought too, but you dont look like youre having lessons, so, Ahaha, its still lessons, sorta. Self-study. Kinosheeta-san smiled and answered. Its just like what that girl said. If I didnt meet Kirishima-san and company in the corridor, I wouldnt have been able to escape to A class. Its an emergency in the middle of a summoning war, but I cant possibly enter other peoples classes in the middle of lessons. Its because of this that C class couldnt contact Nemoto-kun from B class at all. Speaking of which, why are you looking for Yoshii-kun? Kinosheeta-san tried to ask in a probing manner. Thats a tactic to divert the topic, is it? Un, thats a good idea. Did he go peep inside the girls changing room or something? But isnt this change of topic way too weird? Un, something like that. THATS NOT TRUE! Then, thank you. Please tell us if you see him. Got it. Ill contact you if I see that peeping tom. With a word of thanks, the girl from C class left. Kinosheeta-san turned around and said to me while Im hiding. Yoshii-kun, are you really hiding around because of the summoning war? ITS TRUE! IVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE PEEPING EVER SINCE I WAS BORN! Yoshii-kunyou just made one huge lie down there Speaking of which, I think I saw Yoshii-kun once in the girls changing room before. No, thats not it. Thats because Yuuji was in there. Yoshii, tell me the specifics later. This is bad. Yuujis lifespan is about to shorten again. Well, nevermind. Ill trust you for now. But if you said a lie, Ill really send you over to C class. Go, got it. When Kinosheeta-san said Ill contact you if I see that peeping tom, that wasnt a lie at all. Then, what should we do next? Yoshii-kun? At this moment, everyone calmed down. Kubo-kun continued off with where we left off. Erm Yeah, we have to have intel before we can identify how theyre going to contact each other. If we dont know how Koyama-san and Nemoto-kun are going to contact each other, we wont be able to go for the decisive. I understand. In that case, Ill be in charge of collecting information on Koyama-sans movements. I do have my personal network of acquaintances after all. Well be in charge of checking the situation of the war between F class and C class. Okay, leave it to us. Well, it cant be helped. Ill just help out since I agreed to. Everyone found what they could do. What should I do? Ill help Kubo-kun out then. No, its better for you to stay here, Yoshii-kun. Its dangerous to go outside. Yeah~ someone just went past here to check. Its better to hide until things end. Dont worry too much, well check your class status for you. I see. Sorry. Thanks, everyone. The four of them and seemed to say dont mind as they walked out of the classroom. Seriously, I need to prepare gifts next time. Volume 9, The Second Question Volume 9, The Second Question Please answer the following question. Please write down the products formed when pentahydrate copper sulfate and barium chloride solution are mixed and heated. Assume that pentahydrate copper sulfate and barium chloride will completely react with each other. Kirishima Shoukos answer: Barium sulphate, copper chloride, water Teachers comment: Correct. The chemical equations in this reaction is CuSO4+BaCl2->BaSO4+CuCl2 But before this, with the addition of pentahydrate copper sulphate, there will be the reaction of CuSO4?5H2O->CuSO4+5H2O So waters formed amongst the products too. Yoshii Akihisas answer: Table salt. Teachers comment: Why do you think this will be formed? Sometimes, sensei here really cant catch up to Yoshii-kuns thinking process at all. Himeji Mizukis answer: Demi-glace. Teachers comment: Eh? Sakamoto! The classics teacher is here! Alright! Were going to change from English to classics. Himeji, are you ready? Yes! Himeji was standing at the entrance in front of me, getting ready to battle. The moment the classics teacher came over, she summoned. Sensei, once this battle is over, please allow me to take part in a classics battle. Summon! C Class, Murada Nana, Classics, 97 points. Vs F class, Himeji Mizuki, Classics, 415 points A little Himeji appeared in the middle of the array that appeared with Himejis summonthe profile of her summoned beast. Just like what everyone can see, she wont lose in terms of points. Shes here, its Himeji! Follow the instructions! The voice that came over seemed to be the voice of a guy whos in charge as the enemy commander. Got it! Two summoned beasts that were standing in front of the enemies put their enemies in front of each other to block Himejis attack. Even so Himejis really amazing, C class two summoned beasts defended together to block Himejis strike. At this moment, the third summoned beast of the enemy was ready to leave and attack Sugawa who was getting ready to retreat. Cheh, this is bad. ! I wont let you! Himeji quickly reacted and used the hand of her summoned beast to block the enemy who was changing its attack target. A red light seemed to shoot out from the bracelet as it chases the enemy. Gu! The enemy was using a tough looking shield, but it couldnt control the strength entirely and got deflected. Himeji then used the power of the bracelet to hold the enemy off and got between him and Sugawa. Because of this, Sugawa managed to escape from that field. And so, Himeji was the only one left in the summoning field. The other enemies all escaped when Himeji took down one of them. Then, its now a match of classics. Please! Summon! As the subject used was changed to classics, both allies and foes summoned their summoned beasts again. Really there, we managed to succeed. Nice job, Himeji. Youve been a great help. Its great that I could make it in time. Once she was done, I said to Himeji, who heaved a sigh of relief. During the scuffle just now, our forces here will be worn out even more if Sugawa end up being unable to battle. Im really grateful for Himejis quick thinking. Sorry for using up all the points just now. Ill go replenish them. Okay, Ill leave it to you then. Okay. Himeji went over to the teacher to take part in the replenishing tests. She used the power of the bracelet multiple times to protect Sugawa, and its unlikely that she would have enough points if she doesnt go off to replenish them. Its the third time weve changed subjects Since its the third time, the enemy will more or less notice our intention. The way how two of them were in charge of defending against Himeji and attack Sugawa was proof of it. They failed in the end, but the way the remaining two left the summoning field once Himeji attacked the other person is bothering me. They didnt fight Himeji with all they got. If they really intend to whittle our forces down little by little, itll be really tough on us. Were going to move tooHideyoshi! What is it? Yuuji? I checked the score sheets in my hand and brought Hideyoshi over. If the enemy does this, we have to change our tactics too. Were changing plans. Youll hold off in participating the classics battle. I hope you can assist Himeji when we change subjects. Assist? What do I do? If theres some guy who appears to stop Himeji, hold that guy off from the side. And if possible, beat him. Your points can definitely do so. Muuunderstood. Actually, Hideyoshi got a high score of 110 points in classics this time, which is almost twice that of normal. He will be able to fight with C class like this. The classics replenishing test this time tested questions that are the best possible ones for me. The classics replenishing test yesterday tested on the tale of Genji, and the drama club seemed to have picked it for the next performance. I will be performing as the lead Genji this time, and its a male character I finally get to play after a while, so I have to work really hard! He seriously studied the tale of Genjithe real one, to boot, to get into the mindset of the character. Thats what happen when hes an idiot whos passionate about acting. Because of this, I know how Hideyoshi devoted so much time and effort into drama. But thats not the only reason why Im working hard. Nn? Is that so? I, want to be with you and Akihisa. Itll be tough to be in the same class as you if you advance to A class. Hideyoshi grimaced. Its true that its hard for others to realize this because of careless mistakes, but Akihisas specialty subject can already be designated as higher than the standard for F class. If we want to remain in the same class, we can only improve our grades. I am really happy to be with you guys. Well, thats because therere idiots who wont make things dull. Even though youre showing such an unconcerned look, youre one of us too. Hideyoshi was so happy that he was cackling away. In that case, we should include Muttsurini into the ranks of idiots. I really find it a pity that I have to be associated with them. However, how should I put it Hideyoshi. Dont say that in front of the rest. I know. Its because you treat me as a man that I say this. Thats good Really, that guys a natural-born male killer. Therell likely be another ruckus within us if the rest hear this. Lets not talk about this for now. How long do we maintain this defense? We cant win like that. Sorry, but we can only continue replenishing when we cant confirm that we can get enough fighting strength. Enough fighting strength? Hideyoshi tilted his head and ask. Its true that its impossible to understand the entire tactic just by listening. If we pay attention, we can tell that C class is exceptionally wary of me, Himeji and Muttsurini. Of course, thats because you all have enough points to beat Koyama. During the last summoning war we won in, Muttsurini and Himeji were the ones who beat the class rep, and Himejis performance today is outstanding, so they have to be wary. And Koyama hasnt appeared once. Most of the people who arent going to attack probably went to defend her. To prevent us from ambushing them. If thats the case, we cant let Himeji or Muttsurini go alone as therere people defending Koyama all the time. So this time, well create the strongest breakthrough squad of our class, including the people being watched here. The strongest breakthrough? I dont think that can beat the enemy class. Its true that if we can win like that, itll mean that our teamwork is stronger than the enemy. But after the chaotic incident yesterday, F class is severely worn out, and C class that always had the advantage will definitely have more teamwork. Were not going to use this team to win, but use this team to lure the enemys attention. Use this team to lure them? Yeah, and then, well block most of the fighting force to take down Koyama. Fmmthe fighting force that can take down Koyama. The rest of the guys from F class. If theyre going to be wary of the people who can take her down individually, well increase our numbers to crush the enemy. The enemys only wary about these few people, but our F class doesnt just have those people. Were going to make those people who only pay attention to the stronger ones suffer. I seeso were going to continue replenishing here to get enough forces to take down Koyama. Un, thats the case. Though I did say that we are going to lure most of their fighting strength away, Koyama and the forces defending her are still around. If we want to defeat them, we need fighting strength. Therefore, we can only endure for now. Then, Ill go over to my designated place. Okay, Ill leave it to you then. Hideyoshi went over to the frontlines. Then, Ill be in charge of updating the class score sheet I have here. After investigations, we found that C class has a huge advantage, and F class seemed to be forced back into their own class. Kirishima-san, who returned back to A class, reported about the battle situation between C class and F class. It seemed that theres not much of a drastic change from when I just came over to school. My investigations are the same here. F class been switching the subjects over and over again, and it seemed that they were able to replenish the battle strength they lost yesterday. C class seemed to have taken quite a few countermeasures, and things dont look so good. Kudou-san reported. Defend and replenish. Thats not really Yuujis style at this point. Its very passive. Its not possible for that Sakamoto-kun to let it end up this without doing anything Hes probably thinking of doing something. Kubo-kun and Kinosheeta-san said so. I have the same feelings about this too. That guys definitely not the kind of person wholl let himself get beaten down and lose the war without doing anything. Then, Ill talk about what I investigated about C classactually, about the class rep Koyama-san. This time, Kinosheeta-sans reporting on what she investigated on C class. They turned around at the corner below to look for Yoshii-kun, but returned back to their base at C class, seemingly wary of F class movements. It seems that theyre trying to capture me, who overheard the information. However, they still chose to defend against Yuujis actions. Were F class, so we can only win through surprise attacks. For Koyama-san, it should be best for her to not try and leave her base. But no matter what, she should be going off to find Nemoto-kun in B class. They dont have to be wary of us like that if thats the case, right? What are you saying, Yoshii-kun? B class is having lessons now. Ah, thats right. Were chatting away like its after school now. I completely forgot that the other classes were having lessons. It can be said that Koyama-san returned back to C class to quickly contact Nemoto-kun at B class once hes dismissed from lessons. Kubo-kun deduced after hearing Kinosheeta-sans information. Its true that C class and B class, which are in the third level of the new school building, are much closer to each other than the old school building in the second level. Its really a tough thing for us to try and get in their way. And based on Nemoto-kun and Koyama-sanbased on the report from Shimizu-sano, my associate, it seemed that C class rep Koyama seemed to have written a letter or something. From the look of the timing, it seems that its highly likely to be related to the previous incident. Kubo-kuns information was about Koyama-sans own information. Then, in that case If theres a letter, I guess its not just about please come over to so and so place. If someone saw her writing, it means that she must have spent a lot of time in it. I dont think it will be at least one or two sentences. Or rather, I think its an explanation about everything that happens. Its a little too early to decide this. Yeah. The enemy knew that Yoshii-kun escaped. Thats true. Koyama-san may have thought that therell be an interference. In that case, are there any other possibilities besides explaining everything? Yeah, for example She prepared a few letters or something. And send them down different routes. The chances of succeeding are better here, and ancient people do use this method to send secret messages. In this situation, theres too many possibilities. The conversation continued. ? What is it, Yoshii-kun? NothingI just feel that everyones really smart. And I thought just now that these people were completely useless. I can see now that theyre really A class people. I say, who do you think I am? Someone that resembles Hideyoshi. Lets play baseball then, Yoshii-kun. Ill be the batter, youll be the ball. That wont do, Kinosheeta-san. The bats in high school baseball are made of metal. Isnt that dangerous? Slow down, Yoshii-kun. Youre saying that you wont mind if its a wooden bat? Ill change what I said. Everyone, beat Yoshii-kun with metal bats. Ku! Isnt it against the rules for everyone to gang up on me like that! In other words, youre just worried about going against the rules of baseball? Ill be the second batter. Ill be the third batter then~ Even Kirishima-san and Kudou-sanno, I cant say anything if the person himself says so. More than that though, we should start talking about the details to our plan. If they prepared a letter or something, we wont have much time left. Un, thats enough for the jokes now. Oh yeah~ what do we do? Everyone went back to thinking, seemingly starting to consider the actions to be taken later. As for the shocked expression on Kinosheeta-sans face, perhaps I was mistaken there. Then, how about this? Since were going to talk about detailed plans, let me raise one. Assassinate Nemoto-kun and end all communications. Everyone just shot me regretful expressions. Thats weird. I do feel that this is the fastest and simplest way to deal with this. Yoshii-kunlets not talk about the rules of the summoning war first. Thats violence on your part Its still plausible if the other party did something bad. I dont think its suitable to take such actions in this situation. Damn it. I remained in F class for so long that Ive become numb to such violence. Tha, thats definitely a joke. As for other methods, how about we switch the messages? Well, thats the only option. More apt. Better than assassination no matter what. I finally got their agreement this time. That was close, real close. I nearly ended up rated as a dangerous person. But Yoshii-kun, theres something I hope you can take note of. Hm? What is it, Kubo-kun? We can assist you, but its really hard to interact with the enemy. No matter what, C class and F class are having a summoning war. Yeah. Its nothing if youre the one taking action directly, Yoshii-kun, but theyll be talking if we take action. Ah, thats right. The rules of the summoning war explicitly stated that in principle, interfering with the wars of other classes is forbidden. But about this in principle, if C class and B class work together and got a better vantage, it wont be counted as going against the rules. For example, in our current situation, its okay to prevent them from exchanging letters. Thats because theres no direct interference in the summoning war between C class and F class. But when interfering, if a student of C class is rendered immobilized by someone of A class, itll be against the rules. Thats because students who werent directly involved in the war between C class and F class weakened C class strength. In other words, itll be tough for Kubo-kun and the rest to take on C class students. If it were the other side starting it, it will be a little better, and theres still room for argument. But if we deliberately start something, they will be forced to take a certain level of penalty. What are you worrying about, Yoshii-kun? The most important thing is that we dont get directly involved. And our intent is to swap letters without being found out. Its alright. Yeah~ were just saying hello to you. We wont be able to help out if something happens. Un, understood. I already got them involved in the summoning war, and itll be really bad if I ended up getting everyone punished. I have to take note of this. Then, as for the detailswhat should we do? Yeah Kubo-kun put his hand at his chin and pondered, We have to take a look at the actions we can do based on this situation. Therere roughly 2 of them. The first is to prevent the letter from being sent out. The seconds to switch the letters. Meaning? The formers to make the messenger unable to take action. Youre the only one who can do this, Yoshii-kun. Its a simple act that doesnt break the rules. In other words, Yoshii-kun will have to use a summoning battle to send the C class student to the remedial room. The one in charge of passing the message will definitely have used up points. I see. I might be able to win if its against such an enemy. Another thing we can do is the swap the letters. We can help out here. However, these will be the only letters we can swap. The latter is different from the former. In the former, we beat up the messenger, but for the latter, we interact with the enemy without being found out, get the letter, and make a fake one. In that case, well need several conditions to be fulfilled. These will be the only two ideas we can use. We wont have enough people if many students are to interact with B class rep, but I think that the most they can send in a summoning war is 3 people. Even so, its hard for us to succeed at the same time. Thats true If Im the one going, there has to be one enemy. And the enemys an upper-ranking class with advantage, while my specialty subject doesnt have a lot of points. Its okay if I can fight a stalling match, but if I want to beat the enemy, itll be hard for me to win no matter how much the enemys worn down if its not one on one. In other words, Yoshii-kun will still have to challenge, and we can only swap the letters secretly. If you cant win, the most we can do is stall for time. Unyou can put it that way. But if I may ask, isnt C class and B class rather close in terms of distance? Its easy to call each side other, isnt it? Kudou-san supported her chin. Its alright if its just a person coming out, but they will be sending lots of people because theyre scared of Yoshii-kun. Its basically impossible to stop them all. What should we do? Kubo-kun went silent. Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san were the same here, pondering. Uu Yuujis been the one thinking about all this stuff. Im not really confident in such thinking, but in this situation, it cant be helped. Then, can I say something? Yes, Yoshii-kun. How about we drag on B class lesson time? I tried to raise my hand and ask. Drag on B class lesson time? Un, in that case, C class cant go into B class and can only wait on the corridor, isnt it? I see. Then well lure one person after another, right? That seem like it can work. Yeah. But how do we drag on the lesson time? Welldo any of you have any good ideas? Un A way to drag class time onits possible if we in their own class, but itll be hard to do it from outside. What should we do I was patiently pondering, and Kudou-san took out a device I seemed to have seen before from her pocket. Ill use this to do something. Ah, isnt that, the speaker used during the training camp Its a voice recorder, but theres no speaker this time. I think we will be able to delay their lesson time somewhat if I use this thing, right? On hearing that its a voice recorder, I immediately had some certain bad memories, but nows not the time to worry about it. Ill leave it to you then, Kudou-san. Un, understood. Then, Yoshii-kun, can you please say sensei, excuse me, but Nemoto-kun doesnt seem to feel well and no, doesnt he look like hes struggling? here into the recorder? Kudou-san pointed the device at me. I see. The teacher cant possibly ignore those words, and the lesson will be dragged on. Thats a good idea. Okay, thensensei, excuse me, but Nemoto-kun doesnt seem to feel well, no, doesnt he look like hes struggling?. Can this do, Kudou-san? Un, perfect. I just need to synthesize the recording suitably. Thanks, Yoshii-kun. No problems. You guys are helping me out here, so I should be thanking you. I personally experienced Kudou-sans skill with the voice recorder. Looks like theres no problem with dragging the lesson on. So we just have to deal with the people from C class now, right? In that case, we have to prepare a switch of letters. Kinosheeta-san said. Thats right, were not just going to snatch it. Whos going to write? Anyway, Yoshii-kun and I should be excluded. A females handwriting will be more sincere looking. Kubo-kuns right. A boys handwriting is why too noticeable. There are girls around anyway, so Ill leave it to them. The three of us will write, and well choose the best one. Eh!? Me too? Kinosheeta-san showed her surprise at Kirishima-san. You cant write it? Ah, thats not it. well, its not that I cant write it out. Im okay. Then, write too, Aiko. Uuso I have to write too? This is troublesome. Un. Kirishima-san took out some scrap paper and handed them over to Kinosheeta-san and Kudou-san. Yoshii, do you know whats Koyamas name? Erm, I remember its either Yuka or Yuukasorry, Im not really confident here. Its alright. Ill just write the family name then. Yeah. Cant go wrong there. Un. After checking the name, Kirishima-san and the rest took their papers and went to the table. And so, the three of them started writing. Kirishima-sans writing like flowing water, Kinosheeta-san seemed to be secretly glancing at a certain book, and Kudou-san is looking around at what both of them are writing. The ones watching them are me and Kubo-kun on the boys side. Un, since we have nothing to do here, Ill just chat around randomly with Kubo-kun. I say, Kubo-kun. Hm? What is it? I said to Kubo-kun as we waited for the letters to be finished. The girls are just writing letters here, so how about this topic, What kind of person is that person you like, Kubo-kun? !? What? Why are you asking this out of a sudden? Kubo-kun suddenly looked frantic. Am I asking this question too suddenly? Nothing. Its just that you have someone you liked, so I just wanted to ask. If possible, I hope to help as a friend and get taken care of by Kubo-kun. I, I see. So youre interested in the person I like, Yoshii-kun Its fine if youre not comfortable with saying it. Of course not. Allow me to say it here. Ahthe hair is about this long. As he said that, Kubo-kun used his hand to draw behind his head. Fu~nso the hair length is about similar to mine and Kudou-san. !?Ah, ahhh, yes, thats right. ?? For some reason, this reason seemed to be too weird. It seems that hes being anxious. Then, the personality? Personality-wise, the opposite of me. Carefree, good at sports, and very mobile. Hn? Carefree, good at sports, and very mobile? The hair lengths like this. in other wordsdont tell me. I vaguely glanced over at the girl whos writing a letter. Ah Is that person a littlewell, H? Ah, un. A little. And because of this, creates a few troubles. Of course, I cant be mistaken here. So Kubo-kun likes Kudou-san. No wonder his reaction was weird when I said that the hair length is about similar to mine and Kudou-san. Anyone will be shocked when I mention the name of the person they like. (Stare) ??? Wha, what is it? Whats wrong, Yoshii-kun? Is there something on my face? My stare is so meaningful now, yet Kudou-san didnt seem to understand. Ah, really, why is this person so slow? This is already a confession! Its rare for Kubo-kun to summon such courage, yet she couldnt understand. Unacceptable. Kudou-san. Slow-wittedness is a crime. Youll be arrested for that. If you think that way, I suppose you should surrender yourself Not good. This conversation doesnt seem to be able to make Kudou-san understand. Cant be helped. Ill use some slightly forceful means and change how I go about talking about this to make Kudou-san understand. That persons good at sports, so in other words, this person wears tights, right? Under the skirt. Tights? No, I think its trunks. Trunks? Yo, Yoshii-kun, why are you looking at me at such a moment? Well, sorta. I guess there are female-type trunks, I suppose? Bu, but about that, dont you have quite the good relationship with the person you like? Do you often talk together? No, unfortunately, we dont really interact often. Eh? Is that so? Even though youre classmates? Un, yeah. Theres nothing more lonely than this. I seeI didnt know So I would feel happy when we meet in the washroom. You can meet in the washroom!? I know that shes not too mindful about gender, but I didnt expect her to really go to the boys washroom!? Even Hideyoshi too! Are girls nowadays non-resistant to male washrooms? Well, to put it, Im rather mindful of your stare since just now, Yoshii-kun Kudou-san, whos writing her letter, looked really troubled. Kudou-san, I should be the one troubled about how even though youre a girl, you dont mind going into the guys washroom. Wellany other characteristics? Let me think He thought for a while, and immediately got an answer, Suited to wear female outfits. I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU ANYMORE, KUDOU-SAN!! Yoshii-kun!? Are you mistaking me for something!? WHAT KIND OF PERSON IS KUDOU-SAN!? I THOUGHT WE WERE ON GOOD TERMS, BUT NOW I DONT UNDERSTAND HER! As we continued talking, Done. Kirishima-san was the first to finish the letter. Anyway, Ill leave the topic about Kubo-kun and Kudou-san aside and do what I have to do. If this keeps up, I feel that therell be something dangerous. Can you show me, Kirishima-san? Un. Kirishima-san handed over the folded letter. Its not a letter to me, but for some reason, my heart seemed to be pounding. Then now, what will Kirishima-sans letter be like? I excitedly opened the letter, and the letter goes like this. Come over to the roof after school. Ive always, always had something I want to say to Yuuji. Koyama. How is it? Nemoto-kun will probably cry when he sees this, wont he!? Being called out by an ex he so desperately wanted to get back, only to be summoned to another persons confession; Nemoto-kun will likely try to bungee-jump and jump from the roof to the field. My mind just couldnt help but imagine this. Not good? It might be good if it was sent to Yuuji Really hard to write one. Kirishima-san muttered. I think she wouldnt have anyone else she would think of writing to except for Yuuji. Damn itthat idiots damned lucky! I wont be able to clear all my grudges with him even if I rip him into eights! Well, lets not talk about how I should execute him for now. Let me try this again. Next. Are you done, Kinosheeta-san? Can I take a look? Eh!? Ah, erm. Youre not done yet? I, I am. Its just that Ive never read such letters before, so Im worried if its a little weird! What kind of reference are you using? Speaking of which, Kinosheeta-san seemed to be secretly looking at something and writing. A letter based on a passage? Looks like I can look forward to it. Tha, thats right. Itll be a little pitiful if I use the letter I got, so I took some excerpts from a book I read. Thatll be fine, right? Heh~ lets see it then. Alright, youll be shocked. Kinosheeta-san handed her letter over in a seemingly confident matter. Erm, what did she write Dear beloved bastard. Ive something to say to you bastard! Meet me at the rooftop of the new school building, you bastard! Koyama. PATAN! I closed the letter. How is it? Not bad, right? Kinosheeta-san, let me see your reference book. What are you saying!? No! WellI think its too hard for you, Yoshii-kun! To be able to copy such a passage; what in the world was Kinosheeta-san reading In that case, theres the last hope. Kudou-san, please. Eh!? Ah, I, Im not done yet. Theres no need to be shy, Aiko. Yeah, Aiko. Its not fair when youre the only one who doesnt want to show it to the rest. Ehh! Ah! Wa, wait! Return it to me, Yuuko! Kinosheeta-san snatched Kudou-sans letter and opened it. And then, whats written on it was, To Nemoto-kun A lot of things happened, but I found that the most important thing to me now is to be with you. It''s a little thick-skinned for me to say this, but I have something I want to tell you After school, Ill be waiting for you to come up to the roof of the new school building. Koyama. Well use this. NOOOO!!! Kudou-san screamed. NO, THATS NOT IT! I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, AND YOSHII-KUNS BEEN STARING AT ME STRANGELY FROM NEARBY, SO I PANICKED! AND YUUKO USED SOMETHING LIKE A GIRLS NOVEL AS REFERENCE, SO I THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING OF THAT STANDARDI WANTED TO CALL HIM OUT WITH A H-FEELING! But I think this is touching enough. Its really cute. I think Nemoto-kun will immediately go running out of the classroom once he reads this. THATS WHY I SAY THAT ITS NOT RIGHT! IM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL WHOS SIMPLY IN LOVE (rips)! AHH! Kudou-san ripped off the letter she finally managed to write. She did write well there. What a pity! Anyway, the C class rep Koyama-san should be of the cool type, right? Itll be weird if you use my letter. Thats true now that you mention it. Something simpler may fit her style. Un un. Thats right. Thats right. Maybe its just like what Kudou-san said. Even if its good that a girl writes this, it may seem a little forced to say that its something that Koyama-san herself wrote it. Cant be helped. I may be overestimating myself here, but Ill write it. Eh? Kubo-kun, are you fine with that? Yeahlet alone the content, my word just dont look like a girls no matter what. I typed it out from a personal notebook. A class facilities include personal notebooks. Itll be easier to type it out on a computer. But wont it be weird if its a letter printed out from a computer? C class doesnt have computers here, right? Yeah, thats true, I forgot. What should we do? Dont worry. If thats the case, well write a letter where the handwritings unidentifiable. As he said this, Kubo-kun took a pair of scissors and some sort of paper. Is thatthe Fumitzuki news that the news club publish? How about it? YeahI think itll be most effective if its used in a detective novel Most likely, the TV will then show Nemoto-kun being pushed down from the roof. So it cant workwell, I can only do this since I didnt stick them neatly. No, about that, I think thats not the problem there I just feel that were about to forget our aim. Its really hard to write a letter to call someone out. Dont know what to write at all. Ahaha~ thats right~ As expected, theres some things were good and bad at. U, un, maybe its like this In the end, I ended up writing the fake letter to get him out. Volume 9, The Third Question Volume 9, The Third Question Question: Please fill in the correct answer in the following blank. Michelangelo is famous as a sculptor who created the David, and a painter whos famous as the artist who painted the arched mural on the Sistine Chapel ceiling. Also, hes an outstanding _____. Hes a multi talented man. Himeji Mizukis answer: Architect. Teachers comment: Correct, Michelangelos most famed works are the St. Peters Basilica and the Basilica of San Lorenzo. Itll be better if you can memorize them as much as you can. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: A father to his family. Teachers comment: Youre saying that he often makes sweets and toys for children, right? A famous sculptor and painter, and also a kind father to his children; thats really a perfect person. Yoshii Akihisas answer: The one who assassinated John F. Kennedy. Teachers comment: Return to me the father to his family. Yuuji, did the enemy realize our aim and have some countermeasure? Hideyoshi, who just came back from the replenishing tests, reported to me, Yeah, that should be the case. From what I observed till now, it seemed that the enemys trying to avoid battle with Himeji and attack those that were retreating to replenish. Himeji will then use all her strength to protect them, and it looks like she was worn out. Whats Himeji doing now? She went to replenish about 20 minutes ago. So its still early before she comes backitll be the best chance for the enemy to attack us now. We got news from the frontlines! Saying were at our limits here, please send in reinforcements! As I thought about this, a request for backup came from the other side of the entrance. Were trapped. What now, Yuuji? Ah, yeah Himejis still replenishing, so we cant assist like before, so she cant assist like before. However, we dont have sufficient fighting power. In that case, it cant be helped. Lets use that move. Report back to the frontlines. The report back here is to pass the message back to them. Dont give up until deathe end. Did you just think of saying death? Youre thinking too much. Of course, well still send in reinforcements to prevent the entrance from being broken through, but I cant send in people to assist in the retreating. Our numbers will decrease, and it hurts me here, but I have to endure my tears and let them sacrifice themselves honorably. Please state the specific name of the strategy for this order! The one in charge of passing the message pleaded. Name of strategylets use that then. Tell them that were using the disposable human armor strategy. THATS THE WORST NAME FOR A STRATEGY HERE! Report! A lot of our allies went to surrender to the enemy after reporting the name of the strategy! WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Well, thats not something worth being shocked about, right!? Cant be helped. Report to everyone that those who execute this plan will have Aki-chan and Hideyoshi in maid outfits serving them tea! YOU DIDNT EVEN DISCUSS WITH US AND GET OUR AGREEMENTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Report! They said not enough! Ugh! Add in Muttsurini too! !? I didnt even!? Report! Everyone gave up on surrendering! Alright. We can still maintain this for a while. Yuujiyou bastard, making such a promise Why even me too Its fine. Theres no binding power in a promise on a battlefield. Well just say that those are emergency measures later. Youre a demonthe demons over here Even though he said so, the reason behind this tough situation is because of some stupid infighting. Were tit for tat here. As were saying this. Summon! Na? What is it? C Class, Yokoo Tomoe, Maths, 92 points. Vs F class, Himeji Mizuki, Maths, 201 points A sharp summoning sound can be heard, and the points of a summoned beast can be seen from afar. Ha? Isnt that Himeji? Whats going on? I remember that she shouldnt be taking part in the battle now? Thats weird. Himeji should be off to take the replenishing tests just a while back. Just when Hideyoshi and I tiled our heads in bewilderment, this battle ended without any thrill as the points indicated. As we looked over at where the summoned beast was summoned, Himeji, who left the defense to the rest because of the change in subjects, noticed my stare and scampered over. Oi, Himeji. That was? It seemed dangerous there, so I took part in the battle Is that so? Youve been a great help there. Many thanks. Its thanks to her that our little fighting strength left didnt decrease any further. But didnt you go to replenish your points? Ah, yes. It seemed that I didnt have time to relax, so I hurriedly answered those questions I could answer and came back. Himeji casually said. Though she came back midway through, oi oishe said it so easily, but its not easy getting so many points in 20 minutes. What kind of brain does this person have Ill go continue with my replenishing then. And then, Himeji intended to go back and replenish her points without any delay. Ah, hold on, Himeji. Yes? I called her first. Its good that shes willing to continue working hard, but Is your body alright? Im more worried about Himejis body. Replenishing here will often give the impression of rest, but in fact, these are tests were talking about here. Its both physically and mentally draining. Also, Himeji has to gather her concentration in such a short time, answer, come back to do summoning battles, and go back for more replenishing tests. This has to be tiring somewhat. Yes, its alright. Im not running around anyway. Even so, Himeji continued to smile. Thats right, but And Im happy. Being relied on like this and being able to help everyone. Its like were friends for life and not ordinary friends. Himeji really looked happy as she said that. For some reason, it seems that were being helped here instead of helping each other Before this, I was occasionally thinking that its great if I could be born as a boy, and then, if possibleI can fight alongside you, Sakamoto-kun. Weve discussed this many times before, and it seemed to be something Himeji has an inferiority complex about. It seems weird, but Himeji seemed to envy the relationship between me, Akihisa, Muttsurini and Hideyoshi. But I dont think of it now. Nn? Thats becauseI cant fall in love if Im a guy. Himeji seemed to be joking as she teased me somewhat. I have no idea what youre talking about. In other words, I may have caught up to Minami-chan, thats all. Its really a weird conversation that seemed and yet didnt seem to link. However, I could feel a huge change in Himejis heart from this conversation. Erm, I seemed to have said something strange here. I shouldnt be doing this now. I have to go replenish my points. Himeji turned around and ran over to the teacher in charge of the replenishing tests. Reallywhat happened in Akihisas house Oh well, thats not something I need to be worrying about. I laid the scoresheet on the table and started to record the updated marks. Alright, time to consider when Im going to use my next move. Im a guy here, but it seems that Ive been treated more like a lover nowadays Ill just pretend that I didnt hear Hideyoshi muttering to himself. Even if I want to try and deny it, I have nothing to prove it. Im going first then~ Five minutes before the third period was about to end, Kudou-san walked out of A class and went to B class. Can we stop B class successfully? Shes opening a slight gap in the door. What did she throw inside the classroom? Kudou-san opened the back door of the classroom slightly, and threw in something without anyone noticing. Is that a speaker? B class is large and has lots of stuff too, so it should be hard to find something thats thrown inside. Its going to succeed. In other words, theres a lot more feminine songs in the Kokin Wakashuu as compared to the Manyoushuu. Its a set of poems composed by the Emperor Daigo As the other classes were having lesson, it was very quiet, and when I pricked my ears, I could hear some parts of B class lessons. <> And then, my voice came from there. Yes, what is it? The teacher didnt seem to realize that the voice came from the speaker Kudou-san threw into the classroom. It seemed that he thought that it came from the guy whos sitting beside him (sleeping really deeply). <> A little weird? Whats wrong, Nemoto-kun? No, Im al The speaker again let out a voice to interrupt the argument. <> Not feeling well? Where? <> <> <>. INTESTINES!? Such a great tragedy. No wonder the teacher was shocked. Is, is it that serious!? <><><>. Wrong, absolutely wrong, sensei. <><><><><>. THATS NOT THE PROBLEM HERE, IS IT!? And worrying about the floor in such a situation? The one saying this must be a bad guy. <><><><><>. AND A PERVERT APPEARED AT THE SAME TIME!? THIS IS SOMETHING I CANT HANDLE ALREADY! Actually admitting that youre a pervert at this situationhey, what was that, Kudou-san!? That wasnt necessary at all, was it!? That voice just nowisnt it Yoshii from F class? Eh!? Yoshii-kuns not wearing underwear!? Thats a felony! And my voices identified! Theres an increase in number of weird rumors now!? You made me write such an embarrassing letter, Yoshii-kun. You better get some retribution I seemed to hear Kudou-san muttering to herself. Kudou-san, thats called kindness coming to no good An, anyway, we have to let Yoshii-kun put on some trunks first Calm down, sensei! Send Nemoto to the sick bay first! No, we should call the ambulance! Oi, wait! Im fine here. THE ONE INVOLVED IS TO SHUT UP!! Isnt that statement weird or what? Before I knew it, a commotion was started in B class. At least it seem that the delay workedusing something important to me as a price Its about time. Kirishima-san looked at her watch to check the time. Soon after, KIN KONG The bell signaling the end of lessons rang, and the third period ended just like that. The other classes that arent involved in the summoning war can take action independently. Ill leave B class (though Im being uneasy here) to Kudou-san. I better focus on dealing with C class here. Just as we thought, they came out. We looked away from B class and started looking at C class situation. Its just like what Kinosheeta-san said. The bell signaling the end of lessons rang, and C class sent a boy and girl. So theres two of them "Really? Thats a lot less people than I thought." "Seems that wayit does seem weird somewhere." "Really?" Theyre in a summoning war, and I feel that its amazing that they could even send out two people If its F class, its a question of whether we can send someone. They should be checking B classs situation. Looks like the plan is still going smoothly. The teachers still in B class, and there doesnt seem to be anyone coming out from the classroom now, so nobody went in. Kudou-sans hidden properly too, so it should look like were successful here. Alright. Its our turn then. The girl over there isSuzuki-san. I had some interaction with her in the committee before, so leave her to me. I just so happened to have some things I want to talk to her about. Kubo-kun said as he stared at the girl, one of the two C class messengers. Well handle the boy then. Un. Kinosheeta-san and Kirishima-san said as they looked at the guy on the other side. It seems Kubo-kun knows the girl, which makes things easier. How are you going to get the enemy out, Kinosheeta-san, Kirishima-san? Welllets just try to be like Aiko and try and say some topics that will lure the guy out. Lets go, prez. Un. Kinosheeta-san called Kirishima-san, and they went onto the corridor. Both of them then slowly went beside the target and started such a conversation. Prez, I brought the clothes you requested me to bring. Thank you, Yuuko. But the size might not match Then lets try it. You know that we cant change here. But we still have to try. In that case, we should go down to the empty classroom downstairs. Ill help. Un, thank you, Yuuko. Fm, I see. So Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san are going to change? Where are you going to, Yoshii-kun? Sorry, the toilet downstairs. What will happen if youre the one being lured out insidetheyre lying. More importantly, look. Nn? I looked over at where Kubo-kun directed me, and the guy amongst the two C class messengers took action. Sorry. Doesnt look like B class done with lessons yet, so Ill go the toilet first. Ill leave the rest to you. Ah, wait! The guy left the place, leaving the girl behind. I do understand such feelings very well. Reallywhy are the guys in our school like thatthe most important thing about guys is that they have to be serious and honest. The C class girl who was left alone on the corridor muttered. I do feel that therere very few guys who are serious and honest in this school. As for why, its because of a peeping incident that caused all the guys to be suspended from school Alright, Ill take action too. Ah, Ill leave it to you then, Kubo-kun. Un. Ill do it well. Kubo-kun didnt force himself as he nodded his head. He looked rather relaxed like how hes going to the toilet, opened the door, and walked out. Ah, hello there, Suzuki-san." Eh? Kubo-kun seemed to randomly walked towards the C class girlSuzuki-san and greeted her. Suzuki-san, who was watching the situation in B class, was shocked by this sudden greeting and turned around to look. Ku, Kubo-kun!? Wha-a-a-ats going on!? And then, she panicked once she found that it was Kubo-kun who greeted her. Eh? Thats weird. Did something happen between the two of them? Well, didnt the committee ask us to buy some appliances? Can I bother you for a while? Un, sure. Im fine with it as long as its you, Kubo-kun. Thank you. They continued one like this, and Kubo-kun brought Suzuki-san over to another place, seemingly to somewhere where she wont meet Kirishima-san. Kubo-kun walked up the stairs and went upstairs. I followed Kubo-kun up the stairs and hid there. They stopped at the platform on the stairs and started talking. Eh? You cant come along next week, Kubo-kun? Yeah, sorry. Ah, no! Its alright! Dont mind! Im glad you can say that. Even thoughIm rather looking forward to it I cant call this compensation, but allow me to help you in something the next time I can help. Ill agree to anything, whether its to take something or whatsoever. Eh? Really? Un. If it doesnt bother you. Not at all! You wont be a bother! Ill be glad! When will be an appropriate time? Well, other than the weekend It seemed that the girl was the one who ended up talking enthusiastically and completely ignored the situation around her. Since thats the case, theres no need to bring her somewhere else. While Kubo-kun was chatting with her, I sneaked behind and approached her, taking the letter that was slightly protruding out from her shirt pocket. I suppose its perfect execution as the girl only looked straight at Kubo-kun and talked with him in such an engrossed manner that she didnt realize that I went so close to her to steal the letter. Ill put the fake one in thenalright. Im done. I stealthily went back to A class like before. And soon after, Kubo-kun came back to A class. Looks like it went well, Yoshii-kun. Ah, un. Even though it does look like it went well Even though? Is there any problem? Sorryit looks like I cant co-exist with you, Kubo-kun !!!??? Why!!!??? Kubo-kun showed a very shocked look. No, well, because of thatright? Never mind. Lets ignore that for now. We have to deal with the situation at Kirishima-sans side. No, this isnt a small problem I cant just leave aside Kubo-kun muttered as he followed. She does like a serious and honest guy. Oh my, Kubo-kuns really popularsmart, good-looking, nice; I suppose thats to be expectedhe really cant co-exist with us F class guys who arent popular. If theres a need to mention whos similar to us, it will be Damn itI cant seewhy must the window be so small! Likethis guys whos putting his entire face on the window just to peep. Well, I just feel relieved on seeing him like this Thats because I know that Im not the only negligible human here. Alright, lets start dealing with this. Theres a teacher around. Its rest period now, and there are a few teachers whore walking by, having ended their lessons and ready to return back to the office. I got Endo-sensei, the English teacher, who was walking nearby, and told him Please grant me permission to summon as were having a summoning war. I still have some points for English, so I guess it should be alright. Got it. Ill allow you permission to do so. Thanks, sensei. I got the teachers permission. I just need to fight with him, a student of C class, and win. The changings going to be done soonin that case, I should just barge in like a man. Just for a moment, if I can see Kirishima and Kinosheeta changing, I wont regret it even if I die Such a manly attitudeto be honest, I dont hate it. Alright, lets go! KIRISHIMA, KINOSHEETA! LET ME SEE YOU IN ALL YOUR BEAUTY! GARANK! The door was opened, and the guy barged into the empty classroom. And then, inside. Unexpectedly, someone actually dare to come peep even after the suspension Kinosheeta-san was standing there with her hand supporting her forehead, being thoroughly speechless. Thats the case. Sorry, were going to take you out here. And then, I came in from the back of the classroom to block his escape. The guy from C class panicked on seeing Endo-sensei and me. THA, THATS TOO DESPICABLE, YOU! LYING AND SETTING AN AMBUSH ISNT SOMETHING A REAL MAN SHOULD DO! I guess this isnt something a guy whos barging into to see girls changing instead of peeping from somewhere should be saying I understand his feelings really well. Anyone will be baited after hearing the bewitching words of Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san saying that theyre going to change. I cant argue back even if were scolded for this. But were in the middle of a war. Sorry, but Ill be taking you out here! Sumo! Wa, wait, Yoshii! Hold off the summoning first! Just when I was about to declare battle, he actually begged me to stop. Hm? Do what? Is he going to beg for his life? You want this letter, right? Ill hand this over to you! Ill give it to you, so just spare me the summoned beast or whatsoever! I dont want to be sent into the remedial room! He said this as he handed an envelope that seemed to have a letter inside. I see. Unlike us, whore used to it, the guys in C class hardly get the chance to go for remedials. Theyre likely scared of getting sent to the remedial room where Ironman is. If I think about it now, should I beat him now or take the letter and let him go? Which one will be better? If I take the letter, I can achieve my aim without danger, and if I insist on fighting, I have a chance of losing. The subjects English, which is advantageous for me, but Im not really good at. The enemys from C class, so I have to make sure that I achieve my aim. I understand. In that case, just hand the letter over to me No, Yoshii-kun. You might be merciful here, but you should send him to the remedial room. Just when I was about to let him go, Kubo-kun interrupted me. Eh? But we can achieve our aim if we get the letter. Thats if hes only holding onto one. He must be holding more than one if hes handing it over so easily. Ugh! Damn it! Kubo-kun exposed him, and that guy suddenly went pale and bolted off. I wont let you get away! Endo-sensei! F class Yoshii Akihisa challenges Nakamura-kun from C class! Summon! I declared my summon before Nakamura-kun could escape the effective area of the summoning field. However, Nakamura kun didnt response to my challenge and ran out of the field. How foolish. Youre disqualified once you run away from the enemy. Thats against the rules. Le, let go! Let go of me! Nakamura-kun ran away from the enemy and was disqualified. He was held on both arms by Kirishima-san and Kinosheeta-san on both sides. I just need to hand him over to Ironman, and his letter wont reach Nemoto-kun. If you wanted to run away, you should have at least fought Yoshii-kun. Yeah. Ku! Cant be helped! My English only had 27 points left! F class, Yoshii Akihisa, English, 27 points Wellwhat should I say. Sorry Speaking of which, I didnt replenish my English points yesterday. What I replenished was English writing. That was close. Ihate you guys Nakamura-kun lowered his head weakly, looking extremely worn out. Alright, now we managed to prevent B class and C class from working togetherwhat do you want to do next, Yoshii-kun? We watched Nakamura-kun being forcefully taken to the remedial room, and Kubo-kun immediately asked me. Are you going to meet up with F class? Beside me, Kirishima-san looked at me. Meet up with F class? That can dobut for some reason, I just have a bad feeling. Uu~ Hey, the bro over there. Thats because any bad premonition I have will always happen Hey hey, you there, bro. I have to look for a chance to meet up and find out whats the reason behind this bad feeling. I SAY, BRO! GUEHH!? I got puled on the shirt from behind, and my throat got choked. Whats going on!? Nihiso you finally noticed me. What entered my eyes was a young small-looking boy whos smiling. Yoshii-kun, do you know him? No, I think this should be the first time we met Even if its me, I cant possibly forget my foreign friends. Undoubtedly, this would be our first meeting. Un, youre, Bring me around the school, bro! Even if you say it, thats still I dont know this kid at all. Where did he come from? Hes not wearing a uniform, so he should be a relative of someone or something. Arent you with someone? Kubo-kun talked to the boy. This serious Kubo-kun will never leave him alone. Takashiros guide is too boring, so I ran away. I see that you guys are rather interesting, bro. It should be even more fun here! Did he just see our conversation with Nakamura-kun? Its not to be shown to others, and theres nothing really detailed to be seen So I want bro to lead me. Sorry, this onii-chan here is busy. Ehhh I refused, and the boy pouted. The situation is urgent now, so please let me off. If you lead me around, Ill tell you something interesting, bro. Nn~Im interested in interesting things, but, For examplewhat Kogure and the rest are planning? !? After hearing Kogures name, I couldnt help but widen my eyes. Kogure, as in that third year Kogure-sempai!? Since were talking about what the person giving suggestions to C class is thinking, I cant pretend not to hear it! Wha, what do you mea Are you going to lead me? Nihi The boy gave a chuckle. Looks like youre telling me that youll tell me once I bring you around the school. I really have to hand it to you there Cant I just bring you another time? No, now! I got refused hard. Uucant be helped. Alright. So I just need to bring you around the school, right? Yay! Thanks! The boy was happily shouting. I feel that there shouldnt be any C class people around as this is the new school building, but I hope that you dont make such ruckus Is that alright, Yoshii-kun? I dont think nows the time to play around. You have a pointbut I just have a bad feeling. I want to know whats going on, so I agreed to bring him around. Its just like what Kubo-kun said. Nows not the time for games, but I feel that my own strength will make it difficult for me to meet up with F class. Besides, Yuujis plan will definitely not include me, so it will be better if I collect information from the outside. Ill accompany you then. Its now like this, and we cant concentrate even if we go back for self-study. Youre right. And we cant leave a troubled person around. Me too. Me too. Looks like everyones coming with me. Everyones so kindvery different from the F class guys who always hope for misfortune on others. Ahhold on a second, Kinosheeta-san. Nn? What is it, Yoshii-kun? Its just rumors, but there will be trouble if I dont confirm me. If possible, wellplease hold back on teasing young boys in the school. Who will do that!? Im only interested in those of my age in real life! Heh? In real life? Are there other, Nothing. Forget about it. No, but. I wont say it a second time. Yes, I forgot about it. Thats a harsh tone. Kinosheeta-san has somewhat shown a different look besides her usual honor student appearance at times Then, Ill let you check out the first level. This is the entrance corridor here. Ahaha, theres no need to explain that this is the entrance. Is, is that so? I guess. Ill just try and carry forward since I dont understand. Yoshii-kun, wont it be interesting to bring him around the labs opposite? Nn, youre right. The office and labs are on the first level of the school buildings so therere basically no classrooms around. Theres nothing interesting about the office, and therere all sorts of labs for all sorts of things, so it should be interesting to look through them. AlsoIll likely end up meeting the people from C class when theyre calling the teachers out. Yoshii, hurry, hurry! The boy called my name and pulled my hand to prompt me. Speaking of which, whats your name? Un? My name? Yeah, can you tell me your name? I asked, and the boy went silent for a while before giving a smile indicating listen well. My name is Vock Vock-kun? Vocken? Uun, Im called Vock. Ahh, I dont know if I should be using honorifics for students. Since he looks like a kid from overseas, I shouldnt be calling him as a student. Also, the middle is Ollie. Middle, as in middle name. I read it in some books, but this is the first time Im hearing it. And after that, my family name is butte. Is that so? Im Yoshii Akihisa. Nice to meet you, Vock. Akihisa. Its a rare chance, so try calling me with my full name. You can shorten my middle name too. Full name? Un! Hurry up and remember my name! Hes really a kid who likes interacting with people. Us Japanese will only remember the surnames if were not close to each other, so it might be different if its overseas. Its not a bad thing to be close to others, so if he asks me to use the full name, Ill just call him by that. This is how its written. Its a little long, so dont forget it. Un, got it. Vock-kun took out a notebook and wrote the name Vock Ollie Butte. Its really longer than a Japanese name, so I might not be able to remember. The three people from A class showed a delicated expression. I suppose theyre bothered over the difference in culture. I want to check out the commotion opposite. Vock-kun pointed to the old school building that was in the opposite direction from the labs. Its the old school building. A really old place. Theres a lot more fun and interesting things in the new school building here. Ehh Vock-kun let out an unhappy sound at Kinosheeta-san. However, theres nothing worth looking at in the old school building, and its dangerous to get involved in the summoning war (myself actually), so I dont think its good. But I just saw the labs already. I dont wanna see it. Go somewhere else. Let me see something more interesting. But over there is, Dont talk too much and just bring me somewhere else! (Rages) Kinosheeta-sans smile seemed a little stiff because of Vock-kuns words. As expected, the cute ones are only in 2-D. Kinosheeta-san muttered aside. For some reason, it seemed that I got a glimpse of whats under Kinosheeta-sans mask. Yoshii-kun, since he said that he came here before, its likely that he may have seen most of the areas downstairs. Kubo-kun looked over at the labs. Its pointless to bring him to the first level in that case. How about we go upstairs? Un. We can look far away. I really like it. Vock-kun energetically nodded his head. As for looking afar, the only place that could allow that is the roof. Theres no other people there, and we set Nemoto-kun up to be there, so its not a bad idea to look there. The roof is divided into the new school building and the old school building. Its better to go over to the new school building if we consider the danger here. If we go up the old school building, we might end up seeing the summoning war going on. Ah, also. Vock-kun. Be quiet when going up the third floor, okay? Okay. Its troublesome if the C class people know, right? Ah, un. Thats right. Eh? What does this kid know about meand he even said something like you guys seem interesting. But it makes things easier for me. Also, my name, isnt, called Vocken. Ah, sorry. And you didnt call me by my full name. I completely forgot. Will take note of that later. You promised, okay? I took out the slip of paper he gave me from my pocket, and then checked his name. Un, I remember the full name isyah. Vock Ollie Butte. The middle name seem like it just need a letter. Alright. I memorized it. Better call it out correctly later. We continued our conversation and went to the second level, where the first years classrooms are. At this moment, some people walked down the stairs. Are they C class people!? Ah, Yoshii-kun. So youre here. Whew. So its Kudou-sanwhat a relief~ Ahaha, you thought that it was C class? Relax. No one was around when I came down. It seemed that she helped us take note of the surroundings when she came down. Im really grateful. Just wanna ask here. Whos that kid? And then, Kudou-san tilted her head as she saw Vock-kun who was walking with us. I should introduce him first. I want to know whats going on with B class, but its not urgent. Then, first Lets introduce him. Well, his full name is, Vock O Butte. Eh Once I introduced Vock-kun, Kudou-san strangely pulled her distance from me. Wha, whats with this reaction? Did she hear of Vock-kuns name? Is Vock-kun a famous person? Kudou-san, whats wrong? Whats wrong with Vock O Butte? Wa, wait, wait a sec, Yoshii-kun. Im not really good in that aspect. Eh? What do you mean by not being good at it? Its Vock O Butte. Well, Yoshii-kun. I think you may be trained by Minami-chan and the rest such that you enjoy it, but this is really, ??? What are you saying? I have no idea why Kudou-san is so awkward. Have to clarify about this. Just when I wanted Kudou-san to explain, I saw Vock-kun going up the stairs. Kudou-san, can you please explain Akihisa, Im going up first. Ah, no, wait, Vock O Butte! If, if you say soeh! OUCH!? WHY DID YOU HIT ME!? What interesting thing is there? Damn it! Hes going off before I could even ask her. Cant let it happen. Wait, Vock O Butte! You, you want another one? EEHHHH!! AS I SAID, WHY DID YOU HIT ME!? Its hurting me now, but I have to catch up to Vock-kun first! As expected, that names is weird. Yeah, Ive never heard of such a name. We dont even know what countrys name that is. As Kirishima-san and the rest seemed to be talking about something behind, I continued to be bullied by Kudou-san as I ran up the stairs to chase after Vock-kun. Everyone! Faster! Faster! Vock-kun seemed to be laughing as he called us. Luckily, Vock-kun ran past the dangerous 3rd level where C class will most likely discover us and ran up to the 4th level. Bring me here, Akihisa. Ah, okay. But if possible, please keep your volume down. Un! The third years classrooms are on the fourth level. Theres a very low chance that C class people are here, but Im not sure about Kogure-sempai, whos on friendly terms with Koyama-san. It always pays to be careful. Eh? Isnt this Yoshii? What are you doing on the third years level? I inadvertently heard this familiar voice. This voice is, Ahh, ermsempai. Hey, didnt you remember my name already The Mohican-head sempai sighed. I know hes one of the Toko-Natsu pair, but with both of them separated, I cant tell who is who. Im Tsunemura. Its time for you to remember that. I do remember that youre the sempai who confessed to Hideyoshi. I still havent gotten a reply yet. No, Hideyoshi screamed already, so you better give up This isnt being optimistic. Its a case of diehardiness. After some time, Kirishima-san and the rest caught up. Then, Tsunemura-sempais eyebrows twitched the moment he saw Kinosheeta-san. Ohh, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. My sun Ah, no. Im. Oh, no. The one that drew the short straw. (Rages) Immediately, I felt a Minami-level killing intent from Kinosheeta-san, but its better not to pursue things. Then, what do you want? Do you have something you want in the third years classroom? No, its not that we wanted to come to the third years classrooms. Its just that were bringing Vock O Butte around the school. Oi, pervert, therere some strange words you said that. Yo, Yoshii-kun. If you dont mind, I can work towards that too, so dont say such words to everyone you meet (SNAP) OUCH!!? Do, does it feel good, Yoshii-kun? NOT AT ALL! HOW CAN IT FEEL GOOD!? So, sorry. Then Eh? Youre mistaken here! I dont mean that a slap isnt enough so I wanted a wrestling technique used on me (CRACK)OW OW OWokay (POP) Yoshii-kun, you cant live a normal life anymore if you can just snap your dislocated joints back together without any concern. I just feel that its naturalized. Ahaha. Youre really interesting, Akihisa. Laughter came from aside. Its not funny at all. Really. Ah? That brat down there, isnt he the one Takashiro brought along. Called Linne or something, is it? Linne? No, youre mistaken, Tsunemura-sempai. Its Vock O Butte. Oi, dont say it. Dont involve me in your perverted fetishes. Whats going on? Its like were not on the same page here. Linne-kun. Its time to stop teasing Yoshii-kun. Eh? Kubo-kun, what do you mean? A fake name. Nihilooks like Akihisa never doubts anyone. Vock-kun looked at me and chuckled. My name is actually Linne Klein. Vock O Butte was something to fool you. Ha? Fool me? Why must you do that? Well, Yoshii-kun, its about time you should notice that. If the middle name is contracted, it will sound like hit me, isnt it? I made you call me by my full name to make fun of you, Yoshii-kun. Yoshii got fooled. I, I see So thats why the rest didnt call Vockno, Linne-kun by his name. Thats the reason why Kudou-san hit him. Well, never mind. Linne-kun, what do you want to do next? How about looking around this level? After hearing my words, Linne-kun immediately stared straight at me. Looking around? You arent angry? No, even if you say that Im angry I wont be angry because of such a trivial thing. Linne-kun came over from overseas and has unfamiliar people around it. its something worth being happy about if hes still in the mood to play pranks like that. After hearing my words, nihi Linne-kun started chuckling happily. Youre as interesting as what I heard, Akihisa. I like you. Ahaha, Im happy that you like methen, what about the thing you heard about? Who did you hear mention me? We were going through the boring look-around, and I heard about you from Takashiro and Kogure. A certain unpredictable person that does weird things. Unpredictable person that does weird thingsdoesnt it sound like Im something brainless that doesnt think about anything? How rude. I immediately wanted to find you once I heard that, Akihisa. I was really bored. Looks like Linne-kun was brought around the school by this Takashiro, so its not weird for him to hear the conversation between that guy and Kogure-sempai. But why will the third-years talk about me? Its understandable if its Koyama-san and Kogure-san, but as third years, why are they talking about me? Speaking of which, Takashiros looking for you. Oi, Linne. Come along with me. EEHH!? Hey, I still want to play with Akihisa. Really. Stop yapping and follow me. Uuis it going to be boring again? As he ran away before, Tsunemura-sempai gripped Linne-kuns wrist tightly. Looks like the guide around the school is over. Ill head back to the summoning warbut before that. Linne-kun, you must follow up on your promise about this interesting thing! I shouted at Linne-kun, who was being forcefully dragged away by Tsunemura-sempai. On hearing that, he turned around and answers, Ill tell you once this is done! Meet me at the school gate an hour later! Unan hour laterIm really worried about the summoning war. If possible, I want to hear it immediately and meet up with F class again Yoshii, shall we go back to the classroom? Un? A class? ss Un. Thats right. Itll be troublesome if were found out while walking around. How about we just wait in A class first? Im happy about that, but can I? Dont mind. Its not against the rules. Theres a lot of space in the classroom. Its never boring with Yoshii-kun around. Im really grateful to A class; worrying that I would be discovered by the enemy if I wait for Linne-kun and get sent to the remedial room. To be honest, its very likely. But is this really alright? It might not be good to say such things now when Im being helped here. We will soon challenge A class. Dont mind. Ahaha. Theres no need to at this point. Well talk about that when it happens, Yoshii-kun. Didnt we say it? All students have the right to carry out summoning wars. Theres no reason to hold grudges about this. The four of them didnt mind at all. Well, to put it, theyre all nice people. Ill then do as you say. I will be lying if I say that Im not worried about the situation in F class, but I should be hiding first as Im wondering about Kogure-sempais plan. Eh? There seem to be something going on in the classroom. I heard people making noise as I went back to A class. Whats going on? Did something happen? Did Linne-kun run away again or something? Kinosheeta-san and Kudou-san looked at the classroom and said. We just went our separate ways. Its impossible for him to run away so quickly again. Yoshii, you better hide just in case. Un. Maybe C class starting to look for me again. Itll be troublesome if Im found here. I hid in a corner of the stairs instead of entering A class and secretly watched what was going on. What is it? Its noisy hereeh? Nemoto-kun? Ah, Kinosheeta. Kirishimas back, huh. Perfect timing. Its best to say this to the rep. I heard Kinosheeta-sans voice and the culprit behind this commotion. Isnt Nemoto-kun B class rep? Why My B class is challenging A class to a summoning war. !!?? He suddenly declared a war. How is it possible? Why? The battle will start at 13:30 today. Nemoto-kun ignored me, whos wavering, and continued on. The war is slated to start today, not tomorrow. From the looks of things, it seemed that B class didnt exactly intend to get ready and start the war. In other words, there must be some reason for him to decide to start one. He must have accepted Koyama-sans proposal. Then, lets have a fair fight. After leaving these words behind, B class rep Nemoto-kun left. I walked down from the platform, checked that Nemoto-kun really left, and walked into A class. Weve been had. To think that he actually challenged us to a war. I cant think of why this would happen. Were in a pinch here~ and the same goes for F class. The situations became bad for us. We managed to switch the letters, and the other one was dealt with. Are there other letters? Or did Nakamura-kun escape as he was sent to the remedial room? Un Our heads were full of questions. Speaking of which, I saw Nemoto-kun laughing sneakily as he entered C class. Whats going on? Who knows? Something must have happened. I heard the people from A class chattering. Eh? Dont tell me, Nemoto-kun went over to find her without waiting till lunch breakor something like that? (realization) Everyone gave a I see expression as they slapped their faces. Damn it! Since Nemoto-kun saw that Koyama-san has something important to say, we should have considered the possibility that he will go meet her without waiting till lunch break! We shouldnt have created a fake letter but make sure that they dont meet up at all! Anyway, A class will be involved in the summoning war in the afternoon. Yeah. We have to hurry and get ready. Everyone, do we have people with reduced scores? Get the replenishing teacher here! What do you intend to do, Yoshii? We cant help you now. Are you going back to meet up with F class? B class declared war on A class too. In that case, they managed to carry out that plan. F class is in a crisis, so every single fighting strength is absolutely needed. A fighting strength like mine is better than none, but No. Kinosheeta-san. You will be going through replenishing tests until the start of the war, right? Yes, youre right. I hope to take part in this too. I still feel that I should replenish my points. Is this really alright, Yoshii-kun? Wouldnt it be meaningless if the disadvantageous F class loses while youre going through replenishing tests? Kubo-kun looked at me in a worried manner. Its true that its like what Kubo-kun said. It will be pointless if F class loses while I take the replenishing tests. HoweverI dont know what to say. Its like I have a certain bad feeling. Its like I missed out something important, that the enemy is still hiding something. Therefore, I think it should be alright. They should be able to hang on even if I dont go back. Everyone helped me out a lot to prevent the enemys plan, but in this situationthose guys should be able to hang on. Anyway, I should focus on regaining my fighting strength. It just feels like that. Fuun? Kinosheeta-san gave me a look. Since you say so, its not like you cant. Well give you a table and chair in the lounge. Theres no rule that states that you cant take your replenishing tests in another class. Thank you very much. Until the moment A and B classes fight, I will borrow a table in the lounge to carry out the replenishing tests. Normally, I should be meeting up with F class, but no matter what, my mind just felt fuzzy. Its like theres a strong feeling that I have to do something only I can do. Ill help you out then, Yoshii. Eh? What? It might be more or less helpful to Yoshii. Volume 9, The Fourth Question Volume 9, The Fourth Question Question: Please read the following passage from the tale of Genji and answer the following question. Using the underlined part, please state the kind of relationship between Lady Fujitsubo and Genji. At this moment, Lady Fujitsubo unfortunately fell ill and temporarily went back to rest in her mothers house. The emperor was worried about this and sighed all day long. Prince Genji saw it, and felt uneasy. However, he couldnt endure it, wanting to take a chance to meet Lady Fujitsubos ever-familiar profile secretly. He was completely dazed, never went to where his lovers lived, never went to the staff office in the palace, and was always depressed. At night, he was still thinking about that royal concubine. Kinosheeta Hideyoshis answer: Stepmother and Stepson. Teachers comment: Well answered. Absolutely correct. Ive always thought that Kinosheeta-kuns not very good at classics, but this is much better than expected when you did study hard. Sensei heard that the drama club is going to present the tale of Genji, so senseis is happy that you can use this chance to have an interest in classics. Sensei hopes that you can work hard on both your studies and club activities. Yoshi Akihisas answer. An urgent situation where they were almost together. Teachers comment: To put it directly, thats what happened after. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: Its like the relationship between Fukanoshi-sensei and Fuse-sensei. Teachers comment: Wait a second. What in the world happened between the two of them!? Alright! Those who are done with the maths replenishing are to rush out! Dont let the enemy get into the classroom! The subjects now at the scrimmage in front of F class entrances are modern language at the front and history at the back. Muttsurini, who just finished his replenishing, joined in at the back, so there isnt any problem, but modern language should be used up at lotits about time for the maths teacher to come here. If we switch the subjects, Shimadas points should be able to hang on. During this time, well let Himeji rest and then plan a counterattack! I again reupdated everyones scores as things got really confusing, and got ready to make a breakthrough. Shimada then panicked and came over. Sa, Sakamoto! Nn? What is it, Shimada? Did you mess up the digits in your maths score or something? Impossible, Im not like that idiot Aki, but this Shimada looks over at the front entrance, and I look over as well. Its normal over there, and the scores of the summoned beast Im used to seeing are indicated. What is it? Its not like the enemies have abnormally high scores C class, Okajima Kumi, Japanese History, 101 points. Vs F class, Himuro Tadashi, Japanese History, 45 points. ! Japanese history!?! Japanese history!? Impossible! We should have set the maths teacher over there! We did change the subjects, but its unexpected that it changed to Japanese history. Did the enemy do something Yuuji! It looks like class A and class B are having a summoning war too! B classis it that bastard Nemoto!? In other words, the maths teacher got taken over by them too? They took the teacher away once were done with the replenishing, and were in a tight spot here, both in terms of points and mentally. It seem that B class said that they had to use maths to replenish their tests scores no matter what to get ready for their battle and brought the teacher over! At this time, in this situation, and with that Nemoto as an enemy, theres no doubt that hes working together with Koyama. Weve been had! The enemy had an intention of limiting the subjects over here. As long as our summoning field is limited, well be in a disadvantage since were the weaker side here. Its my mistake to end up caught in the enemys plan! Anyway, I cant help in this case. What should we do? The subjects are Japanese history and health education? Shimadas good subjects are all sciences, so she cant do much if we send her here. Get everyone whose scores in Japanese history are more than 60 to the frontlines, even if we have to end the replenishing tests. Understood. Once I gave Shimada the instructions, my mind was thinking of a new plan. The enemys not an idiot. Theyre using this strategy to remove our subject choices, so its pointless to remain caged here. In that casewe can only attack, is it? Amongst the rules of the summoning war, theres the instruction for the class rep to clearly indicate where they are. Since theres no reason to defend on, we can only launch an attack and beat the class rep. Hideyoshi, wheres Koyama now? Theyre moving from C class in the new building to the roof of the old school building. Damn it. Theyre not letting their guard down until the end. I cant just recklessly attack the enemys general now. If we consider the positions, since A class and B class have a summoning war between each other, the area in front of C class will become a battlefield. In that case, the teachers will be around, and itll be easier to sneak into the crowd. Its not a bad idea to launch a surprise attack therebut it seems that Koyama understands this very well and moved her base from there to the roof where its hard to launch a surprise attack. Its impossible to go through replenishing tests as there arent any tables and chairs, but they can limit the exit and prevent an ambush from above. To C class that had replenished their points thoroughly, they just got a solid and steady position. Wheres the guy directing the attacks? Do you know? From how hes giving the instructions from time to time, its likely that hes near the stairs. I can see some people on the stairs platform between the third level and the fourth level. Is that so As expected of Koyama who always does things cautiously. She set up people whore in charge of defense at the area between the fourth level and the roof. She set up her guards to deal with the surprise attacks. Shes really tough to deal with They have twice the number of people we have, and in terms of scores, its really hard to imagine the difference. Also, the enemy commander set up attack squads and guards here. We cant even fight with the enemy commander if we dont get by them. This is way too grim. However. Its not like theres no way to win. Even we have a chance of winning. Ill show you guys that points alone cant determine victory. Himeji, Shimada! Yes! You got a new plan already? Ahh, theres something I want to ask you two. Shimada, get to the office now and ensure that we have teachers to replenish our scores. The time for the replenishing will be 14:00. As for you, Himeji I explained the plan to both of them, Thats about how it is. Can you do it? I tried to check with Himeji and Shimada, and both of them responded with answers that reflected their personality. Its not about whether I can do it or not now, is it? We can only do this now. Dont worry. Ill try my best. Both of them stared back at me with confident and sturdy eyes. In this situation, I find that these two are much more reliable than those useless guys. Well answered. Ill leave it to you then. Understood! Both them nodded their heads hard and got ready to take action. And then Wait and see, C class. Ill definitely give you a taste of your own medicine! After about an hour of replenishing tests, its about time for B class and A class to begin the summoning war. From what I heard, it seemed that C class and F class are only using Japanese history. Kinosheeta-san told me about what she heard from the other students intel. It should be easier for you then, Yoshii-kun. Japanese history is your specialty subject since the test of courage. Kubo-kun and Kudou-san finished their replenishing tests and came back. Kirishima-san, Kinosheeta-san, Kubo-kun, Kudou-san, thank you very much. It was Kirishima-sans idea that I take the Japanese history replenishing test during the time before the war begins against B class and even showed it to B class. To B class, they will definitely think lets not choose the subjects A class just replenished, so they contacted C class and let C and F class use Japanese history, the one subject Im good at. Dont mind. But everyones scores didnt drop, and even took the replenishing exams with me Replenishing tests will reset all scores back to zero from the moment the exam begins, so if theyre careless, they might end up getting lower scores than what they got before. Once they start replenishing, they have to go all out, and even for A class, which has outstanding grades, this isnt easy. This is nothing. Yeah, theres no need to thank us. This is no different from filling worksheets during self-study. Really, Yuuko, youre always not being honest in such situations~ its because of this that your brother-kun is more popular than you. It, it has nothing to do with this, right? Kirishima-san was the only one who said that she wanted to take the tests at first, but Kubo-kun and Kinosheeta-san and Kudou-san said that B class will more likely fall for it if there were more people, and joined in the replenishing tests. The plan went well because four of the top ranked A class students in our year joined in. Yoshii-kun, what do you intend to do now? Ill hear about what Linne-kun wanted to say at the entrance, and then tell it to Yuuji. If its Japanese history, Ill most likely meet up with them once I manage to find a chance. I have no idea what Kogura-sempai is planning, but if I tell that guy, hell definitely think of some great strategy, so I have to meet up with F class first. Do your best. Kirishima-san even cheered me on. Ive been bothering her for the entire day, so it wont be enough for me to thank her again. Thank you, Kirishima-san. Everyone. Dont lose to B class. Dont worry, we wont. Were still waiting to deal with F class. Deal with them quickly~ Dont worry about the rest. Just do your best. As I thanked them, I left A class. Ive worked so hard. We definitely must beat C class! Being careful not to be spotted, I secretly went down the stairs of the new school building. I heard talking at the staff room when I reached the first level. Wait, they sound familiar? Thats the end of the line, Shimada. Give it up already I thought I shook them offso you guys were hiding in the staff room. Of course, things are getting serious here. Ahh, so its Minamis voice. Does she have some special mission? She looks like shes alone Anyway, lets get closer. Lets finish this once and for all, Shimada. Summon. Youre nothing other than mathssummon. Summon. C class, Niiyama Takeshi, Chemistry, 89 points and C class, Oota Ren, Chemistry, 93 points. Vs F class, Shimada Minami, Chemistry, 75 points. The scores of Minami and the two guys were shown. You do have marks, unexpectedlybut its easy for us to win if its two vs one. Dont call us despicable. This is war. No need to worry about this being despicable or whatfine. If you think that you can win easily, bring it on. Even when shes losing in terms of points in a 2 v 1 battle, Minami just looked very composed there. Whats with this self-belief? Are there other F class guys around? As Minamis looking like this, one of the guys from C class twitched his eyebrows in surprise. Impossible. F class is already like that. How can they possibly have such strength left? Thats true. If theres a guy coming through here in this situation, itll be an idiot who doesnt know whats the situation now How rude. Huh? I let out my voice from behind and caused the 2 guys from C class to cry out in surprise. Summon! Using this chance, I summoned my summoned beast and immediately launched an attack without waiting for the scores to be indicated. WaYoshii!? Why the hell are you here UWAAHHH!! The sudden attack meant that the enemy was unable to do anything as hes unguarded, and he was taken down in one hit. Ones left. Just when Im thinking, Thanks, Aki. You helped me out a lot. The other one was already beaten by Minami. Its hard to tell, but Minami gained lots of experience in using the summoned beasts, so she cant possibly be beaten by a panicked enemy. Speaking of which, arent you resting at home because of a cold? I was just late. Its not that serious anyway. My cold really wasnt too serious, and I wasnt lying. Fuun? Well, alright, thank you for saving me, Aki. Its nothing at all. This is just a small thing. When I consider that youve forgiven me for being late, this itself will be hard to pay back. Anyway, Minami, you just looked confident when you went there. Did you guys have any ideas on how to break through? Eh? How can there be such a thing? Huh? If you dont have any plans on how to break through, what do you intend to do? Ill just bluff my way into the office and explain the situation to the teachers while Im fighting. F class wants to request a replenishing test, and we want to ask them to come over at 2pm. After hearing what she said, I checked the current location. If its here, the office is still in the summoning field, and Minamis plan may work, but But youll definitely end up dying in battle after that, Minami. That can wait till later. She merely said that. Thats gutsy of her. I shouldnt be thinking about that for girlsbut shes really manly there. But Minami, since you have to come alone to a tightly guarded area, it seem like things are really tough. Its likely that Minamis actions are the key to turning this situation around. Its such an important mission, yet we only sent one person. I can imagine what kind of state F class is in now. Well, thats really tough. But, But? Its because of you guys that the teachers dont trust us, isnt it? I have nothing to say about this. Ill be going to find the teachers. What about you? I still have something to dowhat do you intend to do after talking to the teachers? Ill be troubled if there arent enough teachers around, so after this, I intend to check out the prep room. After that, if possible, I intend to take part in the final battle. I see. Not all the available teachers will be in the staff room. Youre really working hard today, Minami. On hearing what I said, Minami just nods her head as if its to be expected. Yeah, anyone will be motivated after seeing Mizuki like that today. Himeji-san? Un, this morning, she already took part in 7 replenishing tests. Ah? 7? The time now is around 13:45if the war started at 9am, that will mean it was less than 5 hours. If we count by 1 hours for every replenishing test, the outcome wont be completely correct. Even without breaks, she would need the shortest time possible to finish each replenishing test. She continued to think many times faster than we could and answered the questions, and immediately thought of taking replenishing tests once her points were used up instead of resting. The Mizuki today really impressed me. A lot of people in this world know that exams are more tiring that what anyone can imagine. Its never ending if anyone seriously wants to challenge. Koyama-san and Kogure-sempai said it beforebut to think that Himeji-san really worked this hardto do so much and work far more for the class than me; if she intended to make up for me because I have a cold, this itself will be way overboard. Just when Im thinking about this, Minami stared at me with a probing expression. Nn? What is it, Minami? Aki, do you, likethose who work hard? Un. That was fast Thats true. Theres nothing to hate about a person who works hard. Therefore, Youre rather cool today too, Minami. FUEEHH!? Thats my honest opinion. Whether its the Minami before who had the determination to fight to the end, or the Minami now that intends to go back and work hard today, theyre both really charming. Wha, what are you saying, Aki!? An-an-any-anyway, I have to get going. Most likely, Minamis not used to being praised as she suddenly panicked. But shes right. Its better not to stand around and waste my time talking. Got to move. Ill go do what I have to do. Alright. Well talk after the summoning war then. Un. We nodded at each other, and I went my separate way from Minami at the office door. Now, I have to go meet Linne-kun at the school gate. Arre? Speaking of cool, thats not something a guy will say to a girl, right? Anyway, got to run. All sorts of dangers are closing in. Akihisa! You kept me waiting! After I parted from Minami, I kept vigilant and wary of C class people as I waited. At this moment, Linne-kun came running over from the entrance of the new school building. How energetic. You had it hard, Linne-kun. Nihiyou really remembered my real name well. Un, you said that you hope that I remember, Linne-kun. Eh? I said that so that I could make fun of you. Ahh, speaking of which, it seemed I was made a fool by him. However, I dont think it was a lie when you told me to remember your name. Linne-kun was stunned for a moment once he heard my words, and then showed a radiant smile. Thank you, Akihisa! Youre really kind! Just like an anime hero! No no, I never did anything thats worth making you remember such a thing I just remembered his name. But is there a reason why youre so kind to me? Reason? Reason I dont have any specific motive, but I may be somewhat interested in Linne-kun. As for why, thats because Probably because you do resemble a girl I know, maybe? Coming back from overseas and being all alone; I just cant help but think of Minami who looked uneasy when she first came to this school when I consider both points. The reason why Im worried about him may be because of this. Huh? A girl? My words caused Linne-kun to tilt his head. Its not that theyre similar in terms of appearances nor personality, but their positions. He wont understand if I dont explain further. Akihisa, do I, look like a guy? Nn~ I cant say that you dont resemble one at all, right? Nihitoo bad, Im a real boy here. Linne-kun chuckled teasingly. He really looked happy. Speaking of which, are you done over there? Un! Im all done here! Its so boring! Linne-kun just said what he felt honestly, without any restraint at all. Its so boring that I want to you tell you everything thats useful to you, Akihisa! Really? Thank you, Linne-kun. Youve been a great help. Thats because its a promise. After saying that, Linne-kun showed the usual happy smile. He may look carefree, but he may or may not be someone who keeps his word. First, the current situation. F class is in a disadvantage, so we might see the outcome soon. Just now, it seemed that F class sent a detachment. Detachmentas in Minami who I just saw. However, there must be some breakthrough if shes to break out from the classroom in such a situation. As commander, Yuuji cant join in that force, so the leader is likely Muttsurini or Himeji-san. The detachments aiming for the office. Office. Minamis already there, so the objective should be complete. It looks that way, but theres another plan. Eh? Another one? The other objective is the empty classroom on the fourth level. Thats what Takashiro said. The empty classroom on the 4th level? Whats going on? From the information he provided, either Himeji-san or Muttsurini werent with Minami, who broke out. In that case, they may be aiming for the empty classroom on the fourth level. Speaking of which, whos that Takashiro youre talking about? Isnt Kogure-sempai the one giving Koyama-san ideas? Uun, Koyama is just listening to Takashiro. The one who came up with the idea was basically Takashiro. Ah, I see, so thats how it is. I randomly heard Koyama-san and Kogure-sempais conversation in the morning, and I remember that they mentioned about this plan that someone came up with. Thats why they called Koyama-san out at this moment. The one who came up with the plan is likely that Takagi. Nn? What Koyama-san and Kogure-sempai were talking about this morning? A weird feeling floated up my mind, causing me to think of the conversation I heard this morning. I remembered what they said was, Is that so? Well ignore the enemys strategy for now. Lets first talk about the rest. The basic plan. Yes. How about you get the other classes to help out? My mind replayed the situation I saw this morning and what I heard. At this moment, I finally knew what was bothering me. At that time, Kogure-sempai did say ignore the enemys strategy for now. It wasnt about limiting the amount of subjects we have, but a plan to make F class lose. I didnt hear the details behind this plan, so I still dont understand the truth behind it. Thats why I had a bad feeling about this. And then, what was the countermeasure Kogure-sempai thought of And then, this is what you want to know most of all, Akihisa! Kogureor to put it, what Takashiro planned! Eh? Ahh, un. Takashiro said that theres still a continuation to making use of the war between A class and B class. If C class move towards the roof to defend, Sakamoto will send a main force to take an empty classroom for them to attack. They just need to make this main force exit. ? Exit? Will C class gather forces to surround us? But Yuuji might have foreseen that. Or rather, he might see the imbalance in fighting ability on the enemys side, and it will be a good chance for us to take down Koyama-san. Ahaha, thats not it, Akihisa. Thats not making someone exit. Ah, thats right. Now that a foreign kid just pointed out the mistake in my Japanese, I just feel really bothered here. It seem like hes going to make use of the rules of the summoning war. Summoning war rules? Un. it seem that theyll make someone from B class come over and force that F class person to make a challenge. Eh? Immediately, my mind went blank. Using someone from B class, which isnt fighting against F class as an opponent and challenge? In that case, wont the one challenging be disqualified? Thats right. Thats Takashiros aim. My mind that wasnt working much finally started thinking. Normally, this is still alright, but B class is fighting against A class. If classes at war challenge other classes that are fighting, it will undoubtedly result in interference of another war and be adjudged to have fouled. Also, if someone raised the challenge personally, theres no reason to defend. I, who is calmly analyzing this for some reason, continued to hear Linne-kuns voice. And then, he said that the targets undoubtedly the one person that when crushed, will bring about an obvious effect. Linne-kun. Is that person Un, I remember the name is Dont tell me, Himeji, or something like that. On hearing those words, I immediately went sprinting off from there. Volume 9, The Fifth Question Volume 9, The Fifth Question Question: Please state a synonym to the words Incorruption and use it to form a sentence. Himeji Mizukis answer: Synonym: Upright. Example: He is an upright person, he does no evil. Teachers comments: Correct answer: Correct answer. Incorruption means not doing bad things, having pure and upright thoughts and actions, and upright means having proper thoughts and actions. Some other synonyms are honest and diligent, being found completely innocent and so on. Koyama Yuukas answer: Synonym: Rolling blank eyes Teacher''s comments: I thought for a moment that you were correct, but youre wrong here. Were you anxious here? You wrote Ŀ instead of ա. This will be thought of as Im telling others of my innocence, but everyone rolled their eyes back at me. Tests do involve a race against time, but its most important that you remain calm and make sure not to be careless. Nemoto Kyoujis answer: Synonym: Upright. Example: Everyone in school would say Nemoto Kyouji is an upright person. Teachers comment: Looks like we can use rolling blank eyes here. Yuuji, the test subject might change again. Nn? Whats going on? After sending Himeji and Shimada off, I was preparing for the final battle when Hideyoshi came in. Just before this, I saw B class-I dont know if hes Itou or Ito, I cant rememberhe came down the corridor and entered C class base. Its likely that hes the one changing the subjects. Changing subjects. Now? Did things get even worse? No, its better for us this way, but To put it clearly, if we switch subjects, it will be beneficial for us instead of being detrimental. This is obvious. Up till now, weve been using up one subject and switching to another one. Its obvious here. Then, do they have some other plan? I guess so. There must be some other reasons why theyre changing subjects, but can this force us into a tight spot? No, if its just a normal strategy, theres no need for B class envoy to pass by our F class. They just need to go by the fourth level of the new building and make contact with Koyama, who set her base at the roof, without being discovered by us. If theyre the ones who can use such intricate plans to force us in, its impossible for them to change subjects without us noticing. Then, Is there any other reason why they cant go through the fourth level of the new building? I never heard of any construction works going on, and A and B classes arent fighting on the fourth level. Physically, its still alright, and they can go through. If they go by the new school building, Himejis group should be able to see him. Himejis group Speaking of which, if we just saw the envoys from B class, it seemed that he followed Himeji, who went to the fourth level. He could just go forward, but why did he have to go by our classroom and even appear in front of Himeji? If he goes by that way, if hes not careful, he might get involved in our war and even lose From the positions of both A class and B class, its hard to imagine that there may be A class forces on the linkway at the fourth level. In that case, why would the envoy from B class go through the dangerous corridor on the third level where its in war? It is really dangerous. If he appears in C class base, the guys from B class will be thought of as a member of C class and attacked. Yeahif that happens, its not going to be helpful to either us or B class. Only C class will be celebrating. If F class students attack the B class student, theyll commit a foul. F class is in a war with C class, and B class is in a war with A class. F class will wear down B class fighting ability, and will undoubtedly cause interference to the other classes summoning war. Its okay for the one being attacked, but the one attacking will be disqualified and sent to the remedial room. Nn? Disqualified? This term caused me to have a bad thought in my mind. The B class guy went by our classroom and deliberately chose a path where Himeji will bump into him. Leaving girls aside, its normal for Himeji not to know him as hes a guy. If the very enthusiastic Himeji is to meet that guy whos walking over from C class Hideyoshi! When was it that you saw that guy!? Nm? I thinkabout 5 minutes ago? Did you see him go back to B class? Speaking of which, I didnt see him go there. Hideyoshi was on standby at the entrance close to the stairs. If he didnt see the guy, it means the guy didnt go back. It wont take that much time to pass a message. In other words THOSE GUYS ACTUALLY CAME UP WITH SUCH A PLAN! Wha, what!? IS THE ENEMY AIMING FOR HIMEJI!? THEYRE MAKING HER ATTACK A B CLASS GUY SHE DOESNT KNOW OF WHILE SHES BEING VERY ENTHUSIASTIC AND DISQUALIFY HER! IS THE WAR BETWEEN A AND B CLASS FOR THIS!? What do you mean by that, Yuuji? Himejis in trouble. Trouble? What about it? The enemys plan is probably to disqualify her. What!? Now I understood everything. Even if we see him when were trapped in the classroom, we cant do anything to him in this situation. Of course, its an obvious consideration they made to make the B class guy walk from C class base and meet up with Himeji. Its alright if they simply limited the subjects, but I didnt expect them to eliminate Himeji like this. Normally, that will be dangerous, but Himejis being really into it during the summoning war today. If the enemy gets in her way and announces his name, she will definitely start a battle without hesitation. This is bad Can we get in contact with Himeji? Impossible. Weve been sealed inside since Himeji left. You knew that. Yeahdamn it. If Im the enemy, Ill draw a part of my remaining fighting strength onto where Himeji went by, and if F class send people out, Ill make sure that they wont meet up with her. If we want to save Himeji, we need the fighting strength to beat these people and also break through the entrances, save Himeji and salvage our fighting strength. If we do this, well use up the strength we saved up until now. Looks like the chances of victory are becoming slim. My strategy has failed completely. In this situation, I can only give up on my original plan. This plan definitely didnt come from Koyama or that Kogure-sempai whos good at capturing other peoples hearts. Its something differenttch, nows not the time to think about this. Yuuji, are we going to change the plan? I pondered for a while. Theres no chance of winning now. Once we lose Himeji, well obviously have no fighting strength to beat Koyama. In that case, I have to find a way such that we wont lose and ensure that I have a chance of fighting back. (This is serious, damn it!) I can only think of a way not to lose. Ill use everyone in the fighting force gathered on the path leading to Koyama to save Himeji, find an empty classroom and get back into defense. Ill join in the defense too. Once we defend till death, well wait for the enemy to come over to the negotiating table impatiently. However, we went through a long defensive battle here, and if we continue on like this, the enemy may come up with a strategy other than limiting subjects, so the chances of us succeeding wont be great. (And also) If we cant win this war, we wont be able to challenge A class, and our plan to make use of C class to challenge A class wont be able to happen. In other words, well be further and further away from our goal. Right now, A class is being worn out because of the war with B class. If they defeat the lower ranked B class here, A class will not go all out in the replenishing tests which has nothing to do with their grades. I wont get such a second chance. (I can only give up, is it? This chance! This chance that I so looked forward to and longed for!) I gritted my teeth hard. I dont want to give up. I cant give up. But if I continue to hesitate. I will only let myself get closer to defeat. If I lose this war, Ill have to endure for another 3 months. This is something I definitely dont want. I can only make a decision here As for this strategy I got ready to announce a change in plans. At this moment, Nn? Isnt that, Yoshii? Whats he doing at such a place? Sugawa, who was sitting at the window and going through the replenishing test, muttered. Did he just say Akihisa? I looked over at where Sugawa was staring and peered outside the window. At that moment, I saw Akihisa running on the field, showing a completely different look from his usual dazed expression, a serious expression. That guy Its been a while since I got an eyewitness report, and there was no news of him then. I thought he was sent to the remedial room from somewhere, but hes still alive Its definitely Akihisawhats he intending to do? Akihisa darted through the field and ran into the school with blazing momentum, such that sand was being whipped up. Hes looking straight on and is running like an arrow released from a bow, fast and sharpand relieving. That idiot, is he Hideyoshi, stick to the original plan. Original plan? What about Himeji? Leave her alone. Youre saying leave her alone? You Hideyoshi looked worriedly at me. He seemed to understand too that if we leave Himeji like this, well end up losing her. But its not over yet. No matter how low the chances are, once we save Himeji, theres still a chance that we can beat C class. Thats the key to winning this. if we want to win, we can only do this. But no matter what I know this is reckless. Since you know. I knowbut I want to gamble on this. Hideyoshi stared at me silently. He seemed to be bothered over whether he should be stopping me. And then, I understand. Ill trust you this time then. Sorry. He agreed with what I was planning to do. I dont know what this guy did before this or what hes planning to do. But I know what hes aiming for, and I know where that guys going. Im going to bet on this. EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! EXCEPT FOR SOME OF THE DEFENSE FORCES, GO TAKE THE REPLENISHING TESTS, AND ONCE YOURE DONE LAUNCH A FINAL ATTACK! WERE GOING TO SHOW OUR F CLASS FIGHTING WILL TO THOSE C CLASS PEOPLE HIDING IN THEIR GREENHOUSES!! OHHHHH!!! The start time for the replenishing test is 14:00, and after that, were going to decide this once and for all. Right now, the most important thing we need to make sure of is the area near the stairs leading to the roof, and whether we can get past here will all depend on Himeji. In other words, if Himeji end up in their trap, everythings over, and I cant do anything about that then. But the strategy wont change. This is already a gamble on luck, a gamble to see whether that guy can protect Himeji. Interesting. Very good. Ill trust you this time around, you bastard! I think Himejis at the fourth level of the old school building! I heard Linne-kuns voice from afar. He gave me such valuable information, yet I ran away without thanking him. NihiHimeji should be surrounded by the enemy. How are you going to break through them, Akihisa? Im looking forward to it. Of all things they had to do, they actually chose this method to deal with Himeji-san! If Himeji-san gets disqualifieditll be my fault. She must be trying to work hard to make up for my absence and worked hard. She worked hard for my sake, shes giving it her all for me, and shes recklessly fighting for me. However, if these are to become the reasons she fails, her hard work will bring about a negative impact and bring about an unexpected result. In that case Wont Himeji-san be so pitiful? She had the ability to get into A class, and now shes stuck in F class. She should have worked hard to prove that she has the ability to get into A class. And now, shes working hard for others, and about to get disqualified because of it. Himeji-san was just working hard. Thats vexing! Unable to get anything back after working so hard, unable to get any recognition even after working so hard. Such a thing! If F class loses because of this, Himeji-san will blame herself. She, who fought with all she had, is working hard while trying to compensate for me, and will never forgive herself. If she lost because of a difference in ability, it cant be helped. If she worked hard and didnt get what she want, she can just work harder next time. If she gave her all for this, its acceptable even if she lost. But nows different. This isnt a defeat in that scene. The enemy isnt doing anything illegal, and up till now, we used all sorts of dirty tactics before. We have no right to criticize them. But I will definitely never allow such a thing! Were in a war now, and the tactics are fine if they dont go against the rules. In other words, this is my personal opinion. From my personal standpoint, I dont wish for Himeji-san to lose like this. Then, what should I do? This is a simple problem anyone can understand. If I dont wish for it, I just have to stop it. I just need to bear the responsibility and break up the enemys plan. Its not a question of whether I can do it or not. Himeji-san was working hard for my sake, and its my turn to work hard, thats all. Himeji-san should be on the 4th level of the old school building, and the battlefield where C class and F class are fighting is on the 3rd level of the old school building. In other words. Itll be dangerous if I go up the stairs of the old school building as Ill be caught by the C class people. This is the new school building, so Ill use the stairs here to get up to the 4th level, get through the linkway to get to the old school building! I went from the entrance, dashed into the new school building and leaped 3 steps as I ran up the stairs. 2nd level. 3rd level. And then, its the platform area leading to the 4th level. Its Yoshii! Yoshiis here! The C class students guarding the place found me. Did F class discover our plan!? Not sure. Maybe they have some other plans. But we cant let him get through no matter what. The 3 students from C class blocked my way. They probably considered interference coming from here as there was even a teacher on standby here, ready to allow a summoning field. There were 3 people set on the platform of the new school building, so in other words, there will be more enemies on the linkway leading to the empty classroom where Himeji-san is, and I expect that theres another teacher there. Bring it on then. Un, summ Hold on a sec. Un? The three people that were ready to summon were stopped by me. Theres a difference in numbers on both sides, and Im the opponent here, so the three of them didnt seem to care as they listened to me. What? Youre begging for mercy? Un. Sorta. I checked whos the teacher standing around. Its Takeuchi-sensei of the modern language class, so the subject will be something Im neither good nor bad at; one thats average. At least a one vs one fight, alright? See, theres no need to put 3 people on me, right? Hah? My request stunned them. Because you see, summon. As the teachers around, I summoned my summoned beast. An array appeared on the ground, and the summoned beast thats based on my appearance showed up. F class, Modern language, Yoshii Akihisa, 63 points. After a while, my scores were shown. 63 points. This is really a score that cant be compared to C class. What should we do? It looks like he has some intention. It might be better not to agree Whats there to be scared about? Such scores and were 3 vs 1. Yoshiis just good at dodging. He cant break through here. Perhaps the standby mission is really boring as they seemed to be interested in my proposal. They definitely think that if theres a change in situation, we can help anytime. Ill go then. I might have a talking point if I beat Yoshii heresummon. One of the enemies called out his summoned beast, and the other two just looked perplexed as they backed away. However, theyre moving back to the 4th level, and theyre intending to take action when things are getting disadvantageous. C class, Ono Touru, Modern language, 109 points. The enemy summoned beast readied the weapon. I let my summoned beast bring its wooden sword back slightly and charge into the enemys clutches. !? Ack! Immediately, the enemy panicked, but he still swung the sword in response to my sudden attack. I tilted aside to dodge it, and poked the enemys wrist. You bastard! The weak attack didnt scare the enemy as he swung the sword over. He does look a little unfamiliar with the controls, but he does have the strength of a C class student, and the wooden sword my summoned beast uses was parried away. The wooden swordgood, I wore him down a bit, but theres no problem. The weak attack did a little damage, and the scores shown were corrected. I see, so it only caused 3 points worth of damage As expected, the attack powers not great. Youre just skilled at controlling it, isnt it? The enemy concluded and raised the sword above his head, ready to swing it down. He must have considered that I have weak attacks and intend to cause heavy damage to me. In that case, Lets go all out! My summoned beast ran to the enemy. At the same time, Yoshii!? Are you running away from battle!? I myself ran up the stairs. Damn bastard! What are you planning!? My action caused my enemy to act up emotionally. At this moment, my summoned beast got near the enemy, and the wooden sword stabbed at the completely undefended chest of the enemy. Do you think Ill let you do as you please!? The enemy got ready to attack the moment hes attack. He intend to hit me hard after taking my attack. Perfect! Try and take this! DOUBLE! I called out the keywords. This is a unique ability only I have. I summoned another summoned beast by using the power of the platinum bracelet I got. DONK! The main beasts attack was blocked by the chest armor. Got you! The enemy took this attack and was ready to swing his sword down. But before that. KAN! The sound of wood knocking on wood can be heard. Haa? The secondary beast used all its strength to hit the wooden sword on the main beast, and the power of the two summoned beasts were gathered on the same point, successfully breaking through the enemys armor. With a blunt sound, the enemys summoned beast collapsed onto the floor. Thats game, and he wont be able to summon again. In other words, theres only one chance to get away from the enemies. Ah! Damn it! I stepped out of the summoning field before the next enemy challenged me. Ill get through the stairs and up to the old school building! Chase after him! Dont let him get through! Sensei! Please come with us! I can feel that the two people left were chasing after me, but theres no time for me to fight them as I need to run off to where Himeji-san is! Nn? Oii! Someones here! Its Yoshii! How did that guy get in here! We wont let you get through! Summon! I ran up the stairs and saw the linkway. The enemies that were waiting saw me and summoned. The two people behind me caught up, and I cant use the same trick again. Summon! Once I entered the summoning field, I called out my summoned beast again. C class, Takada Mitsuhiko, Japanese History, 109 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History, 153 points. The subjects Japanese history, which Im good at. Its thanks to Kirishima-san and the rest that I can get such fighting strength. Im really grateful. BRING IT! Dont think of getting past us! Summon! Summon! The other people that were in the defending area called out their summoned beasts. I raised my weapon and rushed forward without waiting for them to get ready. TAKE THISEHHHH!!! I used my momentum to smash the wooden sword hard, and the enemy that took this hit took several steps back. Gu! Damn it! The enemy raised his shield cautiously, and the other two people have summoned their summoned beasts. C Class, Yoshioka Itsuji, Japanese History, 106 points. And. C Class, Nonomura Mitsuru, Japanese History, 98 points. Three vs one. I have the better score, but I cant deny that I am disadvantaged in terms of numbers. Normally, Ill carefully waltz my way around the enemy and look for their weaknesses, but today IM GOING TO FORCE MY WAY THROUGH! I again rushed at the enemy that raised the shield and gave a horizontal swing with all I got. The difference in power caused his defenses to be worn out Do you think I will let you get away!? The next enemy threw the tonfa over. I cant dodge it herefine, if I cant use an arm, so be it! I reached my left shoulder out to block the incoming tonfa. During this time, the wooden sword in my summoned beasts right hand defeated the enemy in front of me. C class, Takada Mitsuhiko, Japanese History, 0 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History, 91 points. Takada!? You bastardUOOH!? I immediately raised my wooden sword and swung at the next enemy. I have no time to chit-chat with you here!! Dont get cocky, you bastard! DOUBLE! GLINK!! WHAT!? The attack behind me was stopped by the other summoned beast. Let me say thisDONT GET IN MY WAY!! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOSHII! ARE YOU TRYING TO RUN AWAY!? The two people on the platform caught up to me. Takeuchi-sensei is standing not too far away, and it looked like he maintained his distance so as not to create any interference. In that case! I swung a sword horizontally to block the enemys tonfa, and let my summoned beast jump backwards. DINK! Ow, ow ow, ow My summoned beast jumped over at the Japanese History teacher whos in charge of this summoning field, and my summoned beast can touch peoplealso, the summoning field is set with the teachers at the center. In other words DAMN IT! THE SUMMONING FIELDS REMOVED! Takeuchi-sensei! Forget about modern language! Well fight him with Japanese history! I can move the teachers and create an interference successfully! DO YOU THINK ILL LET YOU GET READY!!? While the summoning field disappeared, I went from the new school building and through the linkway in an instant. I broke through the linkway! Ill soon get to the empty classroom where Himeji-san is! Ill make it. I can make it Summon!! Shouts came from the stairs in front of me. Since the sounds are from the other side of the stairs, it means that no ones guarding the empty classroom, and this is the last area! SUMMON! I stepped into the summoning field and called out my summoned beast for the third time. This is it. if I can break through this last area, Ill be able to meet Himeji-san While the summoning war between C class and F class was being chaotic downstairs, I heard a conversation at the entrance of the empty classroom. Youre Himeji Mizuki from F class, correct? Im sorry, but can you please wait quietly in this classroom? Dont stop me. I have something I have to do. It was a tone that was full of will and without hesitation. It was a stern voice, unlike that usual kindness. That wont do. We dont want to lose here. The teachers here, so if you want to get by me, you have to beat me with your strength. I understand. Ill do this then. Sensei, F class Himeji Mizuki requests to ask for a su Its been only half a day, but I just felt that I didnt hear this voice for a long time. I have a lot of things I want to ask, but Ill leave them aside for now. Anyway, its great. In that case, that case! I FINALLY CAUGHT UP!! A, Akihisa-kun!? !? Two surprised looks were staring at me as I entered the classroom. One of them is Himeji-san, and the other is the B class student thats disguised as a student of C class. I think the name isImura-kun or something. Yoshii, Im going to fight against Himeji-san here. Wait for your turn after this. Himeji-san. I interrupted Imura-kuns words and said to Himeji-san. Well, Akihisa-kun, why are you in school? Himeji-san seemed to be worried about my body condition here, and even I can tell that shes looking worried. Im rather grateful here, but Just leave that small stuff aside for now. Dont you have something important you have to do, Himeji-san? Ah, yes. I said as I walked to the two of them. I have to send Himeji-san out before the C class people I shook off catch up. In that case, finish what youre supposed to do. In fact, I have a lot of things I want to ask. For example, what happened this morning, and Himeji-sans feelings, but these can be talked through later. Right now, I can only do what I can only do now. YesI have to do what I have to do. Looks like she got my message; Himeji-san looked completely serious as she nodded her head. Please go. Ill hold him off here. I pulled Imura-kuns hand and opened a path for Himeji-san to leave. Yes! Himeji-san answered, and immediately ran off to the stairs from where Imura-kun was standing. Ku! Himeji! If you want to advance, you have to beat me fi If you really think so, just ask for a fight. Theres no need to wait for Himeji-san. You could have just started one yourself. Thats if you can. Ku! You bastard! Imura-kun gritted his teeth and glared at me with hatred. As I faced him, I said coldly, Or what, you want a piece of me? Im ready here whenever you want. Or you can fight me here. I wont have a chance of appearing after this anyway. Damnit! Imura-kun said such vengeful words and left the empty classroom. He should be going off to Nemoto-kun to report the failure of this mission. Fuu I followed him out of the classroom and walked to the stairs. And then, what appeared in front of me were the F class students who were fighting with C class. And then, standing in the deepest corner was a familiar idiot. After seeing that guys face, I cant help but grin and yell. And in response, the guy raised his fist at me and answered. Alright, its all on you then. After this, Ill leave it NICE WORK, AKIHISA! DONT MESS IT UP, YUUJI! PAAA!!! Our hands met each other in the air. My missions done here. Ill leave it to this guy, and Ill just wait silently for this war to be over. The outcome will definitely be just like what we imagined. Volume 9, The Sixth Question Volume 9, The Sixth Question Question: In the following blank, please fill in the correct answer. The meaning will be even with a small force, if one continues to persist, he will succeed. Water droplets (_____) Himeji Mizukis answer: Water droplets (piercing through) Teachers comment: Thats correct. This term is created from how tiny rain droplets that drip down from the roof can pierce through a rock after dripping for a long time at the same place. Another explanation can be persistence is victory. Sakamoto Yuujis answer: Water droplets (smashing through) Teachers comment: The nuance is right, but the force is too great. Its a rare error, but theres a student with the exact same answer as you, Sakamoto-kun. Yoshii Akihisas answer: Water droplets (smashing through) Teachers comment: Honestly, its unbelievable. I really wonder whether you two are in cahoots at times occasionally. Right now, F class is defended by several students with the top scores. The replenishing test is under way in the classroom, and C class didnt try to break through the entrance forcefully when they saw us do this, but let about half of their of fighting strength take tests of the same subject as us. C class will win if they can break through, but if they fail, theyll end up losing to our class after the replenishing tests. Its better to be steady and take the same tests as our class rather than take such a huge risk and go for the victory. This should be Koyamas thought since shes very cautious. And that strategy to render Himeji useless Theres no reason for the enemy to force their way in, so once theyre done with the replenishing tests, they can launch an overall attack and attack F class in a complete state. It looks like a steady strategy that makes use of the difference between C class and F class. The steady C class will have no reason to lose. However EVERYONE, WERE ENDING THE REPLENISHING TESTS! LETS GO! THIS IS OUR FULL ATTACK! OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! !!!??? F class is full of momentum after hearing my instruction, and the C class students that came to observe us are all stunned. Thats right. The time now is 14:05. The replenishing tests only started 5 minutes ago, and its likely that everyones scores dropped. Were using up our points instead of replenishing them. What are these guys saying GET OUT OF OUR WAY! SUMMON! While the enemy was stunned, I joined in the battle at the exit to create an opening to break through. The real shows still not up yet. Of course, the enemy got careless thinking that they will be alright if they go take the replenishing tests, and they were all defeated without much resistance. ALRIGHT! EVERYONE, CHARGE! CCCHHHHHAAAAARRRRGGGGEEEEE! Everyone, whore full of momentum now, rushed out from F class. Of course, the target is Koyama, whos at the roof! Tho, those guys are already out!? Are the replenishing tests over!? Damn it! Take down Sakamoto first! Sensei, please allow permission to The C class forces that were waiting on the corridor were ready to summon. But just when the summoning field was about to be activated. Kept you waiting, Tsuchiya! Show them what you got! Thats what Ive been waiting for! Shimada brought the health ed teacher here, so the subject tested here is health education, Muttsurinis personal stage! ILL LEAVE IT TO YOU HERE, MUTTSURINI! Alright. Since its a fight using health education, Muttsurini cant possibly lose. Theres no problem with ensuring the exit before everyone from F class get out. Damn it, we wont let you get past here! Dont think you won just by getting out of the classroom! Come on! Summon! After the health ed summoning field was activated, the students who were on standby behind summoned. Sugawa, Shibasaki, Hanabusa! GOT IT! SUMMON! In response, we use numbers to counter them. C class, Kawase Masato, Japanese History, 88 points. Vs F class, Sugawa Ryou, Japanese History 6 points. C class, Teraki Takashi, Japanese History, 91 points. Vs F class, Shibasaki Isao, Japanese History, 5 points. C class, Izumi Kotarou, Japanese History, 112 points. Vs F class, Hanabusa Shin, Japanese History, 3 points. Like what everyone can see, the battles will be decided several seconds after this. But the several seconds will be completely enough to get through the summoning field. Damn!? Just when Sugawa and the rest were delaying the enemy, we ran up the stairs and reached the area in front of the stairs. I then use the same strategy to fight with the enemy. Ill leave it to you, Seto, Takahashi, Nakamura, Nunota! ALRIGHT! SUMMON! We use the moment of fighting to reach the platform of the stairs. There were enemies blocking the staircase leading up. We then use similar numbers to get past them. Right now, it looks like were easily holding off the enemy, but this is only a move that we can only use now. As for why it is, thats because half of C class are taking the replenishing tests, so they arent around. In other words, they dont have enough numbers to defend the stairs, and its because of this that we can continue to break through. And this is an advantage only F class has. The so-called replenishing tests will reset the points when theyre taken. In other words, no matter how good the higher-ranked classes are, stopping the test only after a few minutes will be almost no different from not taking a test at all. Its unimaginable to bring people with such points onto the battlefield, and this is no different from going to the hellish remedial classroom head on. However, our F class can do this. Were used to low scores, remedials that are a part and parcel of life, and have an attitude of anger with how people view us as the weakest class. Since were always treated as idiots all the time, rushing onto the battlefield with these few points is way easy for us! Theyre here!? Summon! Summon! Hasawa! Hirada! Okay! Summon! We got past the platform on the stairs and head up the 4th level. Its still okay up till now. The problem is the staircase leading to the roof. Koyama is thoroughly defended there, so therell definitely be a lot of people. We cant use the same method to break through if its thoroughly defended. Thats why I set up the dispatch squad. If Himeji can do her mission properly, I can break through here. I look up at the destination of this so-called watershed of victory and defeat. And then, what appeared in my eyes is, Fuu That guy, who looked like hes going to exhale all his tension. And I naturally eased my tense lips. That idiotnormally, he cant do it. But in this situation, he was still able to get to Himeji. Ill say it honestly this time. Hes an idiot, but really, really NICE WORK, AKIHISA! DONT MESS IT UP, YUUJI! We clapped each other on the hand and continued on to the roof. I got it! Leave it to us! Hes here! Its Sakamoto! Definitely cant let him get past here! Sensei, please allow us to summon! Summon! 6 students from C class were standing on the platform of the stairs leading to the roof. If they summon here, itll be impossible to find a gap to go upstairs. However Eh? Why arent they out!? Interference!? I wont let you do so! This is Himejis mission, to secure the classroom closest to the stairs and then let a teacher set a summoning field there. The platform of the stairs and the empty classroom are very close to each other, and its impossible to look at both sides. Normally speaking, the teachers that will normally check the summoning fields to avoid an interference did not notice this at all. Also, if the summoning field isnt activated, it wont be considered running away from battle if I get past here! BAM! The door leading to the roof was opened. Over there was the class rep of C class, Koyama, looking around. Yo, Koyama. You did quite a lot of interesting things there. Sakamoto! Besides Koyama, therere two C class students acting as escorts, but we still have leftover fighting strength. Summon. One of them is Hideyoshi, whos blocking the entrance to the roof to prevent enemy reinforcements from coming. And theres another. Sorry to keep you waiting! F class Himeji Mizuki, summon! Himeji, whos done with the empty classroom mission. In that case, therere two people defending, while we have Himeji and me here. Right now, the situation has become such that if Koyama doesnt summon, the outcome will be decided, and the rep will be left. Right now, Koyama has to summon her summoned beast, and she has no choice but to do so even if she understands that theres no chance of winning this 3 vs 2 situation. WhyWHY DID IT END UP LIKE THIS! WE HAVE A LOWER-RANKED CLASS AS OUR OPPONENT, AND WE WORKED SO HARD! Koyama glared at us angrily. What a pity, Koyama. This victory ITS OUR F CLASS VICTORY! Speaking of which, Aki. I just asked you before, but dont you have a cold? Ah, un. It was yesterday, but Im a lot better today, so I was just late. The summoning war ended, and its now after school. Seeing me walk out of the remedial room as the summoning wars over, Minami says, Really? You say so, but you still have a fever, right? Minami used her hand to tap my head, and then she put it on her own forehead to test the temperature. Looking at Minami right now, I just recalled the kissing incident, and blood immediately gushed up my head. Uahit was alright because I was too focused on the summoning war before this, but if this keeps up, therell be all kinds of evil thoughts! The, then, Minami Wh, why are you blushing so hard!? Its just a joke! I know that its a joke, but that act itself was tough to bear. As I started to realize this, a lot of thoughts went through my mind. I kissed Minami before, but that was in fact an act to get away from Shimizu-san. At that time, I accepted this fact, but theres something weird about this. Do foreigners find this normal? Er, erm, Minami. What? In Germanydo you greet by kissing? Wha!? What are you saying!? No! its just that Im a little curious! No real reason here! I explained to Minami, who panicked. Damn it! I was too honest! Well, it should be a mistake, but at least around me, no one will really kiss each other to greet each other. And even so, its just on the face, not on the lips. Is, is that so. In other words, thats not normal for Minami, is it? Thats why I say, why must you blush!? Are you really having a fever!? Damn it. I dont dare to look at her face directly. Whats the problem, Akihisa? Your face looks like a cooked crab. This time, Hideyoshis very worried voice came from beside me. Aki, you still havent recovered from your cold, is it? Is it because you forced yourself to take part in the summoning war? Un? Fever? I thought its because of the special cookinglets see. Hideyoshi then put the hand on my forehead. Ugh It, its even hotter no!? Youre burning up!! I cant take this! I cant look at the other gender directly! What are you guys talking about? Dont they say that idiots dont catch colds? And Yuuji came along. That lion-mane-like hair, the wild-looking face. Un un. Ahh, finally calmed down (Slides back) Don, dont just grin blankly after looking at someones face. Its disgusting! So I can calm down after looking at an ugly face I dont know what you mean, but Im going to beat you until you cry. Get out. The heat on my face was eased slightly. Is it because I have those fantasies because I dont really think? Anyway, Minami herself doesnt seem to mind the kiss, so I better not think too much. That kiss Himeji-san gave me this morning should have some similar reason as to why Minami did so back then. Nn? Wheres Himeji-san? I cant do anything by just keeping it in my heart. Better talk to Himeji-sanbut the important Himeji-san isnt here now. Nn? Himeji? She went off with some strange kid. A strange kid? Ahh, blond hair, green eyes, looks very Scandinavian. Thats most likely Linne-kun. I thought Linne-kun should be going home now, but hes still in school. If shes with a kid, Himeji probably went to the staff room. Yeah. With Mizukis personality, she probably wont let a lost kid stand around. Is that so The staff room? As the punishment inspector, I dont really want to be there if theres nothing for me to do. More than that, Aki, your face was really red since just now. Its better for you to go back and rest earlier. Yeah. You dont want to fall now due to illness when were aiming for A class. Even though Im not blushing because of the cold But if anyone asks me, itll be hard to explain. I better listen to Minami and go home. Even if I have to talk to Himeji-san, it wont be good to talk in school where anyone can eavesdrop. How about I send you home? No no. its fine. You dont have to worry about me. The reason why I became hot was because of Minami and Hideyoshi. Theres no need to be kind with me. Itll be troublesome if you collapse on the way, and also, Also? I better clarify about you living together with Mizuki. Thats it for today then! See you tomorrow! Ah, hey!? Wait a second, Aki! And just like this, I went home early. Himeji-san still hasnt come back Did something happen on the way back? I finally finished everything in the afternoon, and together with nee-san, who came back home early, I waited for Himeji-san to come back. Its now time for dinner. Did something happen on the way back? Is that so? The sun is about to set, and its worrying. I better go back to the school to check. Just when I thought of this. DING DONG! Ah, shes back~ I heard the doorbell from the entrance. Great. Looks like shes back. Welcome back. Youre lahuh? Hello, good evening. Ah, yes, good evening. Once I opened the door, I found a 40+ year old middle aged man in a business suit. Wait, who is this? Sorry for the late greetings. Im Himeji Mizukis father. Eh? Himeji-sans dad? Yes. My daughter here was taken care by you. Himeji-sans dad bowed deeply at us. He really shows through his etiquette that hes a real gentleman, and it seems that hes a winner in life or something. Heres a small token of appreciation. Please dont mind. He handed over something in a packet. I really dont know whether I should accept it nowbut itll be weird to refuse. Sorry, youre too kind Anyway, I better bow and accept it. Just at this moment, a girls profile appeared from behind Himeji-sans dad. Otou-san, youre blocking me there~ Ahh, sorry. The father apologized and stood behind, and a girl that was only at the height of my chest was standing in front of me. Nice to meet you for the first time. Im Himeji Mizuho. Ah, nice to meet you too. Im Yoshii Akihisa. The girl nodded slightly. She looks to be slightly bigger than Hazuki-chan. From their similar expressions, I guess shes Himeji-sans little sister. I thought Himeji-san was a lone daughter, so this is unexpected. Youre here with your dad to bring your older sister home? Amazing~ Onee-chan? No, thats not it. Shes my wife. Heh? I stared at Mizuho-chan (san?)s appearance. ??? A na?ve expression, a petite body, and a cheery mood. Fm, I see. For safety''s sake, I should call the police. No need for the cops. GAK. Himeji-sans dad grabbed my hand tightly. Such fluid movements. This guyisnt a normal lolicon, but a thoroughly hardened and seasoned lolicon! Yoshii-kun, are you mistaking something about me? Ha, haabut, wellhow to put it? Please say it. Were meeting for the first time, so I cant say it so directly. Better go about in a roundabout way. I guess Himeji-sans dad is the kind of person thats called loli at the beginning and con at the back. If thats the case, you might as well just say it out. Are you a lolicon? This is a littletoo hurting Unexpectedly, this persons heart is rather weak. Anyway, look at this. Himeji-sans dad took out Mizuho-chans driving license to show it to me. Wellthe year, month and day is, Im 41 years old this year~ HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? This is really a shocking truth! Did she mistake it for 14 years old instead!? No, I think shell be lying even if she says that shes 14!! Well, I really hope that she has an appearance befitting her age tooIve been viewed as an offender countless times I feel that its about time for puberty. I think its impossible when shes grown like this after 41 years. And when I look closely, the height doesnt fit, but the curves do curve at the right areas. Its really Himeji-sans mother here. I hear that youre Yoshii-kun, are you~? Ah, yes. Mizuho-san stared at me over and over again. I can tell how Himeji-sans family summarizes me. That may be rather happy for me. So youre the one on the cushion and the bedsheet Wait a second. How was I introduced!!? Whats with that bedsheet? Now that Himeji-sans mother said it, Im really wondering whats going on. Aki-kun, do we have guests? While were talking, nee-san came out from the living room. On seeing nee-san, Himeji-sans parents greet her, Nice to meet you. Im Himeji Mizukis father. Im the mother. Nice to meet you. Im Yoshii Akihisas wife, Akira. YOURE MY SISTER!! I frantically corrected. What in the world is this person saying!? Sorry, Aki-kun, I just blurted it out accidentally. STOP LYING! THERES NOTHING IN THE CONVERSATION THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY THE WORD WIFE! COULDNT YOU HAVE JUST SAID SISTER!? Mizuki-sans parents, is it. It may be a bit rude to let you remain standing here, so please come in if youre okay if it. Well prepare nice tea and sweets from Shizuoka and a maid outfit. Wait a second, nee-san. Did you just slip in something that shouldnt be in the conversation!? Sorry for that~ I appreciate your intentions and the maid outfit~ Dont worry. It looks like Mizuki-sans not back yet. Ku! Its too late for me to snark about it! I better ask the more normal Himeji-sans dad for help Not good! This guys already spaced out. We, well, please come in anyway! I think Himeji-san should be back soon. Dont worry. You must be tired after coming a long way. Is that so? Please excuse us then. Thank you. Please excuse us~ Just like this, when Himeji-sans parents were about to step into the house. Arre? Otou-san, okaa-san? Himeji-san, who just came back, was standing with wide eyes. Hn? Himeji-san, youre done with these luggage? Yes. I only brought clothes and studying stuff along. Himeji-san said as she carried her bag that was packed. Were sending Himeji-san off, so nee-san and I are standing in front of the apartment house. You finally came back, okaa-san. Didnt you say the plane couldnt fly? Yeah. Thats why your otou-san here went to a nearby country to buy a ticket back to Japan. I see. So they went to another airport. Being able to come back is better than anything else. My daughters been in your care; well come over properly to thank you. No, dont worry about it. Mizuki-sans been of great help here, so were grateful to her too. Himeji-sans dad and nee-san are having an adult conversation. Nee-san only looks like a normal adult living in society in such a moment. Yoshii-kun, you must come visit my house next time. Ill show you Mizuki-chans embarrassing photos and her dads strange underwear next time. O, okaa-san! Didnt I say that you cant show them!? An, anyway, pardon us for intruding! Okay, otou-san, okaa-san! Lets go! Well be leaving then. Thank you very much. Im really sorry, Akihisa-kun, Akira-san. Ill bring gifts next time. After giving countless greetings to us, Himeji-san ran off to her parents who were saying goodbye to us. This is the first time Im seeing Himeji-san like this. Okaa-san! Dont say such embarrassing things like my embarrassing photos and otou-sans underwear! But they took care of you, Mizuki-chan. You have to repay them. Thats alright either way, but why show them my underwear? Otou-sans right! Whatll happen if Akihisa-kun sees them and hates them. So the underwear this dad of yours has are annoying things Eh!? No, thats not it, otou-san! I dont mean that! Its true that otou-sans underwear arent as cute at Mizuki. Dont say that, otou-san! Dont compare your daughters underwear with your own! Akihisa-kun will think of you as a pervert! Is that soMizukis all grown up and doesnt want to compare her underwear with otou-sans. Thats not it, otou-san!? Its not that kind of problem already!? Its fine, otou-san. Ill buy some cute underwear for you that wont lose to Mizukis own underwear. Even okaa-san too!? Just buy normal ones! Nookaa-san, your tastes are actuallythat kitty boxers you bought before got me lots of weird looks from my colleagues at my workplace. Thats why I said not to wear such underwear at the office! On the way home, I heard interrupted parts of Himeji-sans conversation with her parents. Well, theyre going to be mistaken for perverts when they say things like underwear so loudly when theyre going home. Alright, Aki-kun. Come in. if you get a fever again Ah, yeah. This nee-san will have to sleep with you to take care of you. Ah, got to warm the futon up! Better take some cold medicine just in case! I hurriedly stepped into the house. But wellI still cant talk to Himeji-san properlyso I can only wait until tomorrow? Speaking of which, otou-san, okaa-san. Theres something important I want to talk about ? What is it, Mizuki-chan? Youre being very formal. What happened? Un. Well Volume 9, The Final Question Volume 9, The Final Question Please answer the following question: In the past, to cure the illness of those with authority, the shaman will, Use both hands to make imprints, use the vajra, have a massage-like ritual, and start chanting. What does the vajra here refer to? Himeji Mizukis answer: Its a Buddhist tool used as part of prayers with the objective to cure illnesses. Teachers comment: Correct answer. This vajra is a weapon used to chase troubled and demons away when praying. Its a weapon, so its either made from brass or bronze. The vajra is classified as three-pronged, five-pronged or more. There will be photos for introduction later, and you can have a better impression after looking at them. Yoshii Akihisas answer: A thing that is crushed and given to patients to drink for curing illnesses. Teachers comment. It would, probably, be extremely hard to make it into a solution. Tsuchiya Koutas answer. Something used to stuff into the backside to cure fever. Teachers comment: That would be a really extreme solution. Principal. About the exchanging of facilities between C class and F class. Oh ya. Those brats would finally change their facilities? Looks that way. So in other words, C class now have F class facilities? Thats quite the drop. They themselves declared war, so they couldnt grumble there. I never thought of hearing any grudges about winning or losingand then. What did the brats from F class do? Ehh. Once F class got C class facilities, they challenged E class to a summoning war. E class? Looks like they intend to make use of other classes without learning their lesson. It ended with a peaceful ceasefire, didnt it? No, well What? F class won in the end. Oh my. So that happened. I didnt expect a victor there. Looks like they were ambushed from behind or something. Well, about that. Un? What about it? The C class facilities F class got were exchanged with E class that was supposed to have downgraded facilities. Huh? I think it was like since we can trade facilities, lets use this right or something. Well, its not against the rules anyway. Reallyexchanging facilities with a losing class. What are those brats planning to do next? Volume 9, Author Notes Volume 9, Author Notes Im really grateful to you for being able to buy this book. Im Inoue Kenji , the author in charge of this novel. Its been the fourth year since I started when this book is sold. To me, its like several days ago, and unknowingly, time passed so quickly. Its thanks to everyones encouragement that I can write these Baka stories. I dont know how long Ill continue, but Ill continue to work hard, so please guide me through. Alright, its now for the usual strange stuff topic. I wont be revealing anything about the plot this time, but Im going to talk about the toilet here, so any reader thats reading and doesnt want to be offended, please skip these pages and go over to Haga-sans illustration. Even those who arent doing so and wont be offended, its best to skip these few pages since this is totally pointless. Im serious. Alright, lets begin. Speaking of the toilet in the company, we do use something called an auto-cleaning toilet bowl. After the big business is done, it can automatically clean your butt. As a product, this auto-cleaning toilet bowl is different from ordinary ones, and the way its operated is different. Theres the number of buttons, the settings, the power output level and so on. At that time, my company was using a electric wave type where buttons are pressed on the wall (those remote control kind). Once I did my big business back then, I intend to press the cleaning button to switch it on. Kach Toilet: Me: ? I pressed it, but it didnt respond. Is it spoilt? Kach Toilet: Me: ??? I pressed it again, and it didnt work. Whats going on? Kach Kach Kach. I pressed it a lot of times, And then, Toilet: Uiiin It finally started to move. Looks like I didnt press the button well. I put my hand at my chest and heaved a sigh of relief. After a while, once it was done cleaning, I pressed the stop button. Kach Toilet: Uiiin It couldnt stop. Kach Kach Toilet: Uiiin Kach Kach Kach Toilet: Uiiin It couldnt stop at all. Whats going on? No matter how many times I pressed the stop button, the warm water that rushed at my butt didnt look like stopping. After that, I realized something, and then checked the control screen on the wall. I then vaguely saw a symbol on the screen that was so dark it couldnt be seen. Toilet: Hoho. I see. Theres something called ever-changing in this world. In other words, everything in this world is changing. I see. So the battery of the remote control here belongs to this world. It cant remain in a state full of power. I really learnt a lot here. Me: Toilet: Jubabababa Me: Toilet: Jubabababa Wait a second!? No battery power in such a state!? I did barely manage to use it just now!? Why must it become like this in such a situation!? Do you hate me!? The toilet said to this panicking me. Toilet: Jubabababa No, dont go jubababababa over there! Im done with my business, so stop the warm water! Im grateful that youre taking care of me, but Ill be troubled if this keeps up. Normally, the crisis in a toilet that people will talk about is no paper, but this is a refreshing situation Ive never seen before. For example, if my colleague appears at the other side of the door. Me: Nice timing! Please come help me! Colleague: Nn? What is it? No paper? Ill throw it to you from the top Me: No! I want a battery! Get me number 3 battery! Colleague: Huh? Me: Ah! I want two of them! The ones with power! Colleague: Me: Do you hear me? If possible, please be fast Colleague: SorryIstill have togot for a meeting Me: Eh!? Ah, hey!!? Based on this situation, it might become a case of commercial bullying. I want to hurry up and get out of here, but if I stand up now, the warm water of the auto-cleaning toilet bowl will drench me completely. I have to avoid that at all costs. I then thought of how to stop this berserking toilet bowl. The power source for this thing should be electricity. In other words, there should be power at the main unit. If I pull that out, I can stop the tap. I remained sitting and checked behind the toilet. Just like what I expected, theres something that looked like a power cable. Bingo. If I pull that out, I should be released. After checking it, I moved my upper body to the maximum and reached my hand out for the power cable behind the toilet. I wont be able to hang on in this position, but if I go a little more! Me: Ah. DOTAAAKKKK Toilet: Jubababababa. When I was young, I always thought that when I grow up, I will become a mature adult whos more hardworking than my father. Ill become a mature man that works hard and coolly protect my family. I really want to say to the me back then. The one who showed the butt, collapsed on the floor and got drenched by the toilet bowl water is the grown up version of you. After this, I discussed this with my friend. About that thing, the OFF button takes priority over the ON button, so that normally doesnt happen. He said. Does that mean that it wasnt that the battery ran out of power, but something wrong with the button? Well, doesnt matter now. Everyone, when going to the toilet in the future, besides checking if theres any toilet paper, you must check whether theres something strange with the toilet bowl button. Especially those who still have their dreams from their youth. Im sorry for saying such weird things. Its about time for the customary thanks. Haga-san in charge of the illustration, Yuuko looks really cute giving bait there! As expected of someone who has a similar appearance to Hideyoshi! And then, the hi-touch between Akihisa and Yuuji is the best! Im really grateful! Kagaya-san, whos in charge of designing, Im sorry that you have to do work thats several times for that usual. It would be alright if we could just use words to express them clearly, but I just couldnt do it To K-sama, whos in charge of editing, the days of consecutive mail from the New Years Eve until the third day of the New Year really scared me. Youre really working without any restIll try my best to hand in the draft script earlier. Im really sorry To the people involved in the anime and manga, Im really sorry for being unable to help out much (especially the few days right before publishing). Its thanks to everyone that the world of Baka Test got wider. Its a story full of idiocy, but please continue to help me promote this. And then, the readers. Im sorry that its about the same lines over and over again, but its because of everyones support that my book can be published just like what I wanted. Im really grateful to everyone. If possible, please continue to suppose me. Also, Ive excitedly read through all the letters to me. I couldnt spare much time writing back, but everyone continued to write to me, and Im grateful for that. Also, Ill really sorry for being unable to grant everyones request And finally, a short prelude to the next volume. The next volume should be a short stories chapter. Itll include what happened during Minamis backstory in the first year, how Akihisa, Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini met together in volume 7.5, the story of what happened when Akihisa and Mizuki were living together that wasnt mentioned in the last volume and this volume, and also, a story about Hideyoshi and Muttsurini, two people who havent appeared much. Thats the case, but I have absolutely no idea how to go about writingespecially Muttsurini and Hideyoshi. Ill just try to write it, and the content isnt decided. Whose point of view shall I write from? The afterword this time is rather long. Then, well meet in the stage of Baka Test again. Volume 9.5, Fumitzuki News (Entertainment) Volume 9.5, Fumitzuki News (Entertainment) In every single release of Fumitzuki News, Class 2-F would always grab the headlines. This time, it was the news about the beauty girl who everyone feels has outstanding grades, pretty looks and a kind demeanour living together with the wretched scumbag with atrocious grades, horrendous looks and uncouth behavior living together. Both of them went to school together for unknown reasons, and were said to have gone to the supermarket after school to shop. The witness'' detailed testimony was as follows: "Those two have the same ingredients in the bentos as well. Something''s definitely fishy between the two of them." As for the truth, dear readers, please patiently wait for further news. On the other hand, after knowing about this suspicious incident, the F class'' students view on the male student suspect are as follows (please refer to the appendix). As this was an important classmate they were punishing here, the students were severely divided over opinions. The response rate in this investigation showed a shocking 103.7%, showing that society has a very grave concern over this incident. On the other hand, in regards to the girl who was under suspicioun, opinions of severe punishment such as ''severe warning'', ''the girl needs to show her remorse'' and ''I hope she will tearfully say that she''s wrong'' are becoming louder and louder. As we can see, the school really values gender equality. Also, our reporter has interviewed a well-behaved male student representative, a certain student from class 2-A, and his opinion is as follows. "If this is true, I will lodge a litigation without hesitation." K-bo-san pushed his glasses and said that to us before stamping away to leave the classroom. To the usually innocent and upright him, it seemed that he could not accept such a scandal happening inside the school. Also, the ''litigation'' he is saying is most likely against the court called the ''Inquisition'', the largest organization in the school. It seemed that he wished to debate over whether this incident is true in court and deal punishment to the guilty. The existence of the ''Inquisition'' and the actual situation''. In regards to the ''Inquisition'' we described before, our reporter had thoroughly made investigations over the mystery behind it. The tribulation organization ''Inquisition'' was started by class 2-F. As for the number of members, it was stated in reality to be more than 60% of all the second year boys. The rapid increase in numbers can be said to be heavily related to the activities involved. Their actions are divided into two stages. The first is to sniff out the ''heretic'', and the next is to deal judgment. The organization will receive the tipoff from their own members or ordinary students and process straight to the judgment phase. As a lot of unnecessary steps are skipped, the organization has achieved an increase in efficiency. Also, a lot of heretics who were judged became single, got jealous of other heretics, and ended up being members of the ''Inquisition''. The members who joined in such a way would then become the main people involved in searching out the other heretics and dealing judgment on them. This organization has continued to increase in size through this manner. The absolute leader of the organization''. Behind the overwhelming influence of the organization, there is an absolute leader. That person is the brain behind the organization, called the ''leader''. His searching ability and manner of dealing with heretics were outstanding, and he managed to build his position up till now through ''trust''. The members had the absolute faith in him, that ''no matter what happens, this guy will never leave us alone and obtain his own happinessno, he can''t do so.'' This time, our scoop report interviewed this leader and asked him about the view of this organization. We will continue to fight with diligence, through day and night, all to prevent the happiness of all the students in school and protect their loneliness." Leader S-gawa chimed in regarding the dignity of the organization. As our reporter expressed questions like ''but some students have some suspicion regarding your organization''s investigations'', leader S-gawa said, "We''ve raised our arrests efficiency to 249% through the reports from all forms of media. Please do not worry and let us handle this." As for why such an amazing high arrest rate can happen, to get down to it, it''s due to the ''diligence'' he said. Volume 9.5, Me and Kids and Summoned Beasts Volume 9.5, Me and Kids and Summoned Beasts Actually, theres something I want to ask of you. Allow me to refuse. Youre really cruel. Right now, its after school. Were in the classroom, chatting away when the principal came to us. Thats because we got into lots of trouble once because of you, old granny. We still havent forgotten about the time you let the summoned beasts say their true thoughts. Yeah. I dont want to experience that a second time. I had enough. Thats right. Even I feel that its a little Ahaha Yuuji, Muttsurini, Hideyoshi agreed with an annoyed tone, and Minami and Himeji\san could only give wry smiles. Well well, dont say that. We wont get into trouble because of the summoned beasts in this experimentwhether its for you or for me. The principal said with a bitter expression. Ahh, speaking of which, the principal took the counterattack of our summoned beasts at the last moment. However, I feel that that was self\inflicted. Principal\sensei, isnt this about the summoned beasts? We wont get into trouble because of the summoned beastsHimeji\san asked the moment she heard this. Himeji\sans so serious and kind, so if its just normal cleaning\up, I guess she would help out. No, it has something to do with the summoned beasts. Uuit has something to do with summoned beasts? The principals answer caused Himeji\san to be scared. I understand her feelings very well. Damn old granny. Ill just ask this then. What do you want us to help out in? In other words, it should be something related to the modification of summoned beasts. To us, whore trying to win the summoning wars, we have to see what kinds of changes were made even if we have to get punked in such cruel means. If possible, I hope to let Yuuji be the lab rat and see whats going on. Oh my. Even though youre grumbling, you still want to check it out, huh? How insincere of you. Well have to see what you want us to do. However, we wont mind taking up this job, so Yuuji will be in charge Akihisa will be in charge. (GAK GAK GAK GAK) We kick each other on the calves wordlessly. This damn bastards trying to betray me to achieve his aims? Does he have any ethics as a person!? Perfect. The setting this time is for two people. Ill have you two try it out then. Eh? Setting for two? Thats right. I want to use it as one of the candidate events for the summoned beast tournament next year. The summoned beasts tournament shes talking about will be thatthe tournament where I paired up with Yuuji to take on the Toko\Natsu pair. One of the aims was to promote the summoning system, so it seemed that the principals planning something different again. This time, I want to try having a summoned beast thats summoned by two people together, so I made some modifications to the system settings. Itll be of great help to me if the champion of the previous tournament can try it out. Two people summoning a summoned beast together If thats the case, it seems that what happened the last time around wont happen. Itll be interesting to try this out. If this systems really meant to be integrated into the summoning war, those familiar with this system will gain a huge advantage when battling. Our scores are worse than the other classes, so we have to gain this kind of advantage. I can assure you that the summoned beasts wont go out of control. Also, if something happens to the summoned beast, I can immediately remove the summoning field. How about that? The principal stared at our eyes as she said that, U~nremove the summoning field immediately If thats the case, there probably wont be anything dangerous going on. To me, the skill of controlling the summoned beast is as important as a safety cablemaybe I should try it out? What should we do, Yuuji? Wellto be honest, the damn old grannys words arent worth a single cent, but if she lets the other classes handle this, well be in trouble. This is really troublesome. Im fine with that if sacrificing Yuuji will be enough to solve this, but its a different case altogether if even Ill be involved. What should I do Just when Im feeling bothered Dont think too much. Its decided then. Yoshii, Sakamoto, come over. The principal made her own decision as she moves forward to us in such a way that it feels that we were pushed from behindnever mind, if we ask for it, the principal can immediately remove the summoning field, and I think she just wants to summon new summoned beasts. Either Yoshii or Sakamoto can do this. One of you will touch the other person and summon your summoned beasts. Ive modified the settings such that a new summoned beast will appear. Heh? We just need to do this? Its great if its that easy. I reach my hand out at Yuujis face. At the same time, Yuuji reaches his hand out at my face. And then, we grab each other on the face viciously. GUAAAAHHHHH!!! Mir miri, I think I heard my skullcap let out such an irritating sound. What are you two doing Such idiots. Still the same as ever. Ahaha Eh, erm, what do we do next? Then, either Yoshii or Sakamoto will do. Just summon the summoned beast normally. Guu! Summon!! Yuuji and I summoned at the same time. Immediately, the same old geometrical pattern appears beside us. Cough cough. The, thenwhat next? Cough. Lets just hope its not too weird. We release our iron\claw grip at the same time and watch silently. After a slightly longer lag time than usual, the summoned beast finally appeared gradually. Ahh!! So cute! Heh~ really. What appeared wasnt the 3\headsize summoned beast we were all used to, but a normal boy thats around 2 years old with ears and tail. It really resembles the average of Yuuji and Akihisa. And shrunk down. Now that everyone said so, I do feel that the boys expression is as sharp as Yuujis, but Im not sure whether it resembles me. Then, how do we control this? Whats important is to know how to control this, not appearanceit seemed that Yuuji was emphasizing on this as he asked the principal. Its true that appearance is secondary to us. Its a summon thats made with two people, so I removed any hand controls to prevent both of you from interfering each other. The summoned beast will act on its own based on your personalities. Humph, so it will act on its own this time, huh? Eh? Is that it? Im a little nervous the moment I heard that the summoned beast will move on its own. However, I dont see this summoned beast doing anything weird at all. Uyu? Uu(pat pat). The summoned beast took small steps as it plays with the short\legged table. Wa kyakya? The summoned beast hides under the short\legged table happily, perhaps because it likes it. Just like a kid. Yeah. Yuuji and I could only mutter as we see the summoned beast like this. Looking at how it is now, I think its more of a kid than a summoned beast playing over there. The moment she heard us, the principal said, Oh my, youre really sharp. You two are supposed to be idiots. Un? What does she mean by sharp? Its just like what you said. Its a kid. No, anyone can see just by looking, right? I dont think anyone would think that its an adult when they see it. Thats not what Im saying. Its a kidyour kid, you two. The principal said, and then points at Yuuji and me. Our kid, that means HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!? WHAT IS THIS PERSON SAYING!? ISNT THIS RIDICULOUS!? Muspeaking of which, Im starting to feel the same way too. Just like the two of them. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini said as they observed the summoned beast. HOLD ON A SEC, GIVE ME A BREAK!!! NONONO!!! ISNT IT WEIRD FOR YUUJI AND ME TO HAVE KIDS!? THATS RIGHT! THATS DISGUSTING!! IM THE ONE WHOS DISGUSTED HERE!! Yuuji and I glare at each other. At this moment, the summoned beast walks over, You mustnt fight! (GAK) UGAHH! Yuuji and I got kicked on the calves. It, it really hurts! It has the appearance of a kid, but the power is abnormal. Its indeed a summoned beast! Or rather, even though it is telling us not to fight, its using violence, right!? Such an ironic course of action wont happen if it didnt inherit Yuujis trait completely! AKIHISA! HOW ARE YOU EDUCATING THE KID! WHATS WITH USING VIOLENCE TO STOP OTHERS FROM FIGHTING!? THATS YOUR FAULT, RIGHT YUUJI!? DONT PUSH THE BLAME ON ME!! NO, THIS IDIOTIC TRAIT TO FIGHT EVERY SINGLE TIME IS DEFINITELY INHERITED FROM YOU! ITS DEFINITELY YOUR FAULT, YUUJI!! Calm down, stupid brats. Its the couples responsibility to educate the kids. WHOS THE COUPLE HERE!!! GRAK!! Youre fighting again! Gu!! I, I got kicked againwhat sort of personality does this kid have? Damn old granny! Hurry up and recall the summoned beast! Its been bullying and hurting us here!! Man, it cant be helped. The principal shrugged, and then removed the summoning field. The moment she did this, the summoned beast disappeared as well. Fuuwere saved. Anyway, we helped you out already. That should be enough, I suppose? Yeah. Now we know what sort of weird thing would come out. The damage we suffered was just two kicks on the calves. This alone is still within our acceptable tolerance. Just when we heaved a sigh of relief, the principal gave a meaningful smirk. Well, this should be enough for me. However Nn? As a principal, I cant refuse when my cute students say that they want to help me, you know? Haa? The principal stared behind us. I turn around, and in front of me, I see Himeji\san with her eyes glittering and Minami, whos giving a nonchalant look with her arms folded in front of her, giving off dazzling light from her eyes. Am I right, you two? Yes, please allow me to see the kids faceno, please let me help, principal\sensei! I, Ill help too. As a student, I have to help teachers as much as I can. These two are ridiculously enthusiastic for some reason. Arent they too curious hereor is it that their maternal instincts have awakened the moment kids were mentioned? Im really happy that you two are willing to help me gather data. Leave it to us!! Alright, Ill leave it to you then. The principal opens the summoning field. The moment she did this, Himeji\san and Minami reach their hands out to call out the summoned beast. But why at me? (sasaa). I backed away to avoid their hands. Wh, why must you move away, Akihisa\kun? Yeah. Aki, can you please stand still? No, even if you say thatif both of you are working together, shouldnt you two just summon the summoned beast together, Himeji\san, Minami? Both of them total up to two people, and it seems that this experiment can work between two people. Most importantly, I want to see how their kid looks like, so theres no need for me to get involved, right? But Himeji\san and Minami strongly opposed my view. No, regarding this, well Ermjust think! If I pair up with Mizuki, our scores will be too great! Itll be dangerous. Its better to pair up with you, Aki! Tha, thats right! Minami\chans absolutely right! Both of them insisted with an abnormal amount of determination. What they said make sense, but Dont worry. The principal said that she will remove the summoned beast the moment theres danger. I said as I continued to pull my distance from those two without showing any signs. But didnt you two get kicked just now, Akihisa\kun? Thats right, its for safety! They continued talking as they estimated their distance from me and moved closer to me. What now! Whats with this faceoff!? Oi, Shouko, where did you come out from here!? I heard the principal say that we can see our kid here. Let me say this first. You havent answered my question at all. Yuuji and Kirishima\san werent too far away, and theyre in a faceoff just like my situation here. I say, Kirishima\san, you have far exceeded the level of eavesdropping. An opening, Aki! Ehh! TOH! I quickly moved sideways to dodge Himeji\san and Minamis outstretched arms. I wasnt careless or giving any openings at all! Also, right now, I still have one last move. Bye! Ah! Hey! Wait up, Aki! 36th stratagem, if all else fails or something. WHOS GOING TO PLAY AROUND WITH YOU!? Yuuji, I wont allow you to get away. And Yuujis running away just like me. Humph! Were already used to running away. Dont think you can catch up to us! Then, are you ready now, Aki? Akihisa\kun! You cant run away anymore! Tha, thats too despicable! Minami, Himeji\san! You even got the sports clubs to help out! In less than 5 minutes, I was cornered in the gym by the two of them. They even got the girls volleyball members who are having their activities to help! Can they be satisfied with having to cheat to win!? Didnt you say Despicable and dirty are things that only losers will complain about? IVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A TWISTED LINE! Why is your head only thinking of things beneficial to you Minami shook her head reluctantly. Alright, now! Chance (Da)! I wont let you get away (grabs) Wahh! Nice going, Mizuki! Himeji\san hugged my waist at the last moment. Shes a lot more enthusiastic then usual today, isnt she!? Hey Minami, whats going on? Isnt that Yoshii\sempai? What did he do again? Eh? No, ahahathe principal wanted us to help out, but this idiot escapedthanks for helping us catch him, everyone. I heard the girls volleyball members talking to Minami. What Minami said wasnt a complete lie, but the way she explained it makes me look like some escaping boss here! But it doesnt matter now. Anyway, I have to get away from here! Let go of me, Himeji\san! Nowe still have to get back to the principal NgeeI cant break loose at all! Can, cant you pair up with MinamiI dont need to get invol Tha, thats too much! Akihisa\kun Himeji\san grabbed me tightly in front of everyone and said this line Why, Akihisa\kun, why wont you make kids with me! EVERYONE FREEZE! !! I let out this warning to everyone in the gym immediately after Himeji\san said such things. The volleyball girls stopped once they heard my voice. Okay okay okay, everyone, dont do any unnecessary things. Put the mobile phones in your hands onto the floor, and put your hands behind your back. Ku Really, I cant even show any carelessness. If I didnt stop them first, what happened just now would have immediately spread throughout the school through mail immediately. Right now, I just need to clarify what Himeji\san just said. I was about to speak up, but Minami said, Yeah, Aki. Why do you hate to have kids with me!? Gacha gacha gacha. WHO TOLD YOU TO MOVE! Damn it! I have to explain it to everyone clearly! I cant continue to restrain everyones actions like this! Eh, everyone, please listen to me I was already beginning my explanation, but Himeji\san and Minami continued as if it was a pursuit, Its unfair, Akihisa\kun! I cant accept this! Yea, Aki! Its very weird! YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE KIDS WITH SAKAMOTO(KUN)!!! GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA!!! DAMN IT!!! THEY REACHED THE LIMIT!!! Its overnow I definitely cant get any girlfriends in this school Didnt I tell you not to run away? Hey, come here! Give up, Akihisa\kun. Lets go back to the classroom! WAIT! AT LEAST ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN! LET ME EXPLAIN!~! I was dragged out just like this, and the sounds of messages being entered echoed throughout the gym. Erm, Kubo\kunsorry to ask you to meet me behind the gym. No, Im fine with thatwhat about you, Nakabayashi\san? Are you alright? I think you still have Club activities given how youre dressed up? Un, its alright. Compared to this, it was really too painful to be rejected like that Is that so? Even if Im rejected, I hope that it would be more formal. So Im going to say this again Why, Akihisa\kun, why wont you make kids with me! E, excuse meKubo\kun? No, sorry. Its nothing Is, is that so? Yeah, Aki. Why do you hate to have kids with me!? Are you really alright? Un. No problems at orb. Did you bite your tongue? You just bit on it hard, right? Youre thinking too much. YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE KIDS WITH SAKAMOTO (KUN)!!! (Shudders) Kubo\kun? Why are you trembling like a fawn thats just born? Sorry, Nakabayashi\san. Something urgent just cropped up. Lets talk about this next time. Eh? Ah, un Im really sorry. Bye (Shudders). O, okay. Bye I CANT STAND THIS SCHOOL! Principal\sensei, lets start from me first. Akihisa\kun, you cant run away, you know? After those unnecessary rumors were raised in the gym, Himeji\san and Minami grabbed me and dragged me back to the classroom. Beside me, Yuuji was tied up by Kirishima\san like usualso that guy didnt manage to escape as well? The preparations for summoning are complete. You can summon the summoned beasts whenever you want. Thank you. Then Minami faced me and reached her hand out, and I silently watch this. Sasaa Peta. Summonwa, hey!? Eh? Mi, Minami\chan!? The moment Minami called out the summoned beast, I quickly dodged her hand and let her touch Himeji\san, who was standing behind me. Now Himeji\san and Minamis kid will appear. Yeah. What kind of kid will appear? We ignored the panicking Himeji\san and Minami as we just watched the summoned beast appear in a carefree manner. At this moment Onee\sama? Are you still here? Then be with Miharu and Garak. The door opened, and Shimizu\san walked into the classroom. And Himeji\san and Minamis summoned beast appeared at pretty much the same time. Eh, looking at the hair length, its most likely a girl (shupa). Unyaa Eh? Shimizu\san kidnapped the summoned beast that appeared in a lightspeed manner. Shimizu\sans movements were really too fast, and we were all stunned. Ermwhat just happened? What? Whe, where did Miharus cute little angel go to? Come out! Miharu will take care of you carefully, very carefully~ A desperate voice could be heard from afar. It seemed that Shimizu\san moved out of the summoning field at that moment. I have to say that her leg powers really amazing. Then, whos going to summon next? The principal said after calming herself down. Shimizu\sans weird actions were pretty normal. If she gets serious, we can only admit defeat. So, the next challenger is, Yuuji and me. GUAAAAHHHHH!!! LET GO OF MEE!!!!! Its the Yuuji and Kirishima\san pair everyone knows of. Summon. Yuuji tried to run away, but Kirishima\san used her hand to pinch his face as she began the summoning. Ahhsuch a cute girl. Yeah. And it looks like its smart and sporty. Looks like it excels in sports and studies. A girl appeared. Thats surprising; I thought it would be a boy Well, its Yuuji and Kirishima\sans kid, so it should be good in studying and sports, right? Looks like it will grow very tall. Keh, who knows? Its appearance resembles Kirishima\san more, but the cute eyes are different from hers. Dont tell me The eyes are the same as Yuuji when he was young. EEHHHHH!? Yuuji was that cute when he was young? Un. Here. Kirishima\san took out a photo from her pocket. On the photo was Yuuji when he was young. EEHHH!!! Everyone poked their heads out to look at the photo, and we were all shocked. The eyes of the kid in the photo were really pretty, unlike the corrupted expression Yuuji has now. Shouko\chan, you really have a lot to look forward to in the future. Un. Sounds good~ how about you name it? Shouyu. What? I combined my name with Yuujis. No, Kirishima, I think you should think through the name People will think of seasonings here. Then, Koshou. THATS ANOTHER SEASONING HERE! Kirishima\sans sensitivity is really unique. Damn itnow everyones making a fuss because of such a thing Papa, papa. Lets play Humph. Lets play~ Heyhey~ Nope. Uu~Papa Papa, lets play Tch! Papayou wont? Just a little. Un! Orah! How about this? Kyaa. So high? Really? Then, this time. Kya kya?. Amazing! Papas amazing! Still okay. Then, how about this? Waa? My heads dizzy? Hahaha, really? Then, this time, We were still discussing the name with Kirishima\san. Before we knew it, we found that Yuuji was playing the high\high game. (Stare) What!? Yuuji detected our stares, and maintained his position. Yuuji, you look like youre rather happy (smiles). I feel the same too (smiles). How insincere (smiles). NO, THATS NOT IT! THIS IS Whats wrong, papa? I still want to play Yuuji will become a good father. Yeah~ hes the kind that feels like a stern one when he talks, but cant help but play with kids. Sakamoto\kuns really cute?. UGAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! DONT STARE AT ME WITH SUCH AN EXPRESSION!! I already knew of this a long time ago, but it looks like Yuuji really likes kids. He will very likely become a father who loves his kids a lot. Ill take back the kid then. The principal removed the summoning field and activated it again. Shouyu\chan disappeared, leaving behind a blushing Yuuji whos all red now. I actually didsuch a humiliating thing No no, I feel that that was a heartwarming scene, right? Even I cant help but smile when I saw that scene. Then, its my tur YOSHII! Suddenly, DOGAN! The door opened, sounding it like might break. I, IronmaNishimura\sensei!? Ironman, also known as Nishimura\sensei, entered the classroom. He has a rather fierce attitude, and I have no idea whats going on. I have something to ask you regarding the rumors scattered all over the school. Heh? Rumors? What rumors? STOP PLAYING DUMB! ITS ABOUT THE ILLICIT RELATIONSHIP YOUVE BEEN SHOUTING IN THE GYM! Illicit relationship as inGEK!! Were the rumors about what happened just now? They already reached the staff room? Anyway, I have to explain it first and say that its a misunderstanding! Its not like this, Ironman\sensei! Listen to me Nishimura\sensei, can you please not disturb us? I must definitely see Aki and my kid! Thats right, Nishimura\sensei. I want to see my kid with Akihisa\kun next! What are you trying to say, Yoshii? NoI think its really hard to salvage when the current situations like this Im already someone who isnt good at explaining things, and my chances of convincing Ironman are almost zero when I dont have any credibility. Ara? Principal, Nishimura\sensei, why are you in F class? Just when I was troubled, level head Takahasi\sensei and, Eh? Yoshii\kun, what interesting things are you guys doing again? I want to join in too~ Kudou\san came along with Takahashi\sensei for some reason. Both of them walked over. Uum Speaking of which, I heard that you did something weird again, Yoshii\kun~? Mostly with Sakamoto-kun. Nihihi, Kudou\san seemed like she was very interested as she giggled. Thenwhat should I do? Alright. Dont take my word for it. Takahashi\sensei, can I bother you with something? What is it? I want to move the stores at the back, but the scores of my summoned beast are a little weak. Sorry, can I ask you to help out? Understood. Then, sum Hoi (touch). mon. I seized the opportunity when Takahashi\sensei summoned to let her hand touch Ironmans hand. And then, several seconds later Th, this is Ironman and Miss Takahashi I feel that its more like a fighter youth. Looks strong. A kid appeared in the magic array. It has a rather delicate body, but it looks like it has a lot of strength, and the face looks like Ironmans compressed version. It gives a vibe thats more like a martial artist than a kid. How is it possible to create such a kid? As we trembled, Ironman asked with an icy cold stare, Yoshii, whats going on? Please explain, damn old granny principal. This is a simulated summoned beast created from the possible kid between you two Principal, youre doing such things again Ironman didnt look too surprised as he merely placed his hand on the forehead wordlessly. Doesnt look like Takahashi\sensei at all. Yeah. It looks completely like Nishimura\sensei. No, Himeji, Shimada, look closely. It also inherited Miss Takahashi trait. Eh? Where? The glasses in its hand. JUST THAT!? As expected of Ironman, even the DNAs so powerful. Reallyprincipal, well be bothered by your jokes. Please be more aware of yourself as the head of an Educational organization. Im not creating this for the sake of jokes. Dont see it that way. Thats an amazing research too. I really dont feel that way It seemed that the principal made Ironman suffer quite a lot before. Its the same with the summoned beasts that would say their true thoughts. Really principal Really. Its because youre so obstinate that Im troubled, Nishimura\sensei. Everyone continued to watch the two teachers argue with each other, and at this moment, Hello, Im mama~ A questionable line entered my ears, causing me to doubt my hearing. !!!!???? Everyone present turned over there. Whats the matter? However, at the corner where the voice came from was Takahashi\sensei, who was standing normally with the documents tucked under her armpit. Takahashi\sensei, you ? What is it? Takahashi\sensei doesnt look weird at all, and she had a rather normal attitude. Was that voice just my hallucination? Well, never mind. Anyway, Ironman, you should understand now, right? The kid refers to the summoned beast here. Im not having any illicit relationships. Is that sono, sorry Yoshii. Looks like the rumor was just my misunderstanding. Also, call me Nishimura\sensei. Its great that you can understand this, Full Metal Nishimura\sensei. Dont add anything unnecessary. Leaving that aside, Aki! You should more or less Thats right, Akihisa\kun! Why were you Come over~ let me hug you~ !!!??? PA! What? Takahashi\sensei, I think I just heard something strange No, I never heard anything, Nishimura\sensei. Is, is that so The moment Takahashi\sensei said so, Ironman gave a look of utter disbelief, but didnt question any further. And then, just when everyones looking away from Takahashi\sensei Whats wrong? Papas really weird~ THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A HALLUCINATION!!! We definitely heard it this time. So everything we heard was from Takahashi\sensei!!? Is Takahashi-sensei someone who will speak in such a tone? How unexpectedso Takahashi\senseis bothered about not having kids? Im shocked too. I had the impression that Takahashi\senseis more like a busy careerwoman. ? Did I do something weird? So she didnt notice it herself I already had this feeling, but Takahashi\sensei does feel like my foolish sister. Principal\sensei, you can remove the summoned beast already, right? What are you saying, Nishimura\sensei? This is part of research as well. Dont say such stubborn things. Gu Yeah, Nishimura\sensei, you dont have to be so annoyed. Himejido you find this interesting? Sensei, this is part of an important activity in school. We have to help out. Shimada, youre smirking there. Haha. You arent cute even when youre shy, Ironman. Close your eyes and grit your teeth. WHY MUST I BE THE ONLY ONE TO GET HIT!! ISNT THERE TOO GREAT A DIFFERENCE!? SeriouslyI cant be bothered with you guys. Ah, papano, Nishimura\sensei, please hold on. Takahashi\sensei,that greet will bring about misunderstandings. Please dont call me that in the future. Pardon me, papa\sensei. No, Im not talking about adding honorifics. Ironman and Takahashi\sensei continued talking as they left the classroom. Compared to the look of the kid, those twos conversation shocked me more Well, never mind. Now the stupid rumors between Akihisa and me are finally dispelled. Yeah. Thats great. Now I can finally relax Nfufu~ so everyone actually playing such an interesting thing and hiding it from me. No, of course it cant possibly end like this. Kudou\san, well like to negotiate with you, so please agree with us. You can deal with this guy however you want, but please let us go. !? Traitors!! (Struggles hard) Nn~ what should I do~ We held down Muttsurini, who attempted to run away, and brought him over to Kudou\san. Basically, Kudou\sans in charge of Muttsurini. As the saying goes, an eye for an eye, a pervert for a pervert. Thats a very logical decision. Kudou, if this isnt enough, well add in Hideyoshi too. Why must I be sacrificed too!? Since you said so, it cant be helped thensummon! ! (Struggles). Kudou\san called out loudly, and a summoned beast thats the simulated kid of those two appeared. This boys hairstyle and looks are basically inherited from Kudou\san, and the eyes are like Muttsurini. Fm fm. If its these two, what kind of kid will appear? Well, it looks rather normal. Yeah, but the problem is The personality, right? What kind of personality will Kudou\san and Muttsurinis kid have? Thinking about it alone terrifies and horrifies me. Based on my prediction, the computer wont be able to handle these twos ero\tism, so after a long round, it will become a serious kid. Ahaha, how can such a thing be possible? Um, no matter what happens, thats impossible. Yeah. Im just saying. Just when were chuckling and chatting away, the summoned beast spoke. The master said. Without recognizing the ordinances of Heaven, it is impossible to be a superior man. Yes? It sounded so determined, unlike a kid at all. What the heck? Without an acquaintance with the rules of Propriety, it is impossible for the character to be established. Oithis is. Most likely, the Analects. Analects? I remember thats One of the four books of Confucianism, a Chinese philosophical book that became Chinese teaching materials, but IT REALLY BECAME SERIOUS AFTER ONE WHOLE ROUND!!! ITS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR SUCH A SMALL KID TO MEMORIZE CHINESE WORDS!!! HOW EROTIC CAN YOU GET!!! I dont know what youre talking about. Ahaha! Im shy now. I thought that it was a joke, but such a serious kid actually appeared. This fact really surprised me, so much that Im completely speechless. And just when were talking away, the summoned beast muttered something again. Without knowing the force of words, its impossible to know men. Oh yeah, what do these mean? Eh, its a passage detailing how important life and etiquette is. People have to do what they have to do, search their hearts and finish their lives. Himeji\san and Kirishima\san explained. I see. In other words, this means that we have to find whatever we have to do before we die and finish it? Thats quite a good saying, but I didnt expect such a small kid to be taught such a thing In other words, my destiny is to carry out the ultimate sexual acts (Batabatabata) EVEN AFTER GOING ONE HUGE ROUND, IT STILL INDULGES IN EROTISM!!! Its not like me at all. Its been like this all the time, but Muttsurinis denials really surprise me all the more. Then, whose kids are we seeing next? Once the settings were reset, Kudou\san looked around at us and said. She still wants to continue Of course itll be me and I heard about everything already! Eh? Wai, what? Why is it Miharu!? (Hugs tight) Summon! NOOOOOO!!! PON! I love mama the most! What appeared was a girl with a spiral\shaped ponytail. Eh? Erm, thanksI suppose? As the summoned beast suddenly hugged her, Minami showed a slightly bothered look. I really really really love mama the most! A, ahahaI feel somewhat embarrassed when you say it like that. I really like mama the mostas a woman. NOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS GIRLS TOO SCARY~! No matter how cute you are as a daughter, I wont hand onee\sama over to you! Fufun! Youre already an old maid, okaa\san! IM NOT OLD! YOURE TOO YOUNG! OKAA\SANS DEFINITELY A LOLICON! NO, ONEE\SAMA DEFINITELY LOVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS THE MOST! They havent realized that theres still a tall wall of gender before they can even talk about love. I CANT STAND SUCH A FAMILY ANYMORE! Ah! Wait, onee\sama~ Wait, mama! Really, you guys are always so noisy That wont do, Kinosheeta\kun. How can you look like youre not involved in this at all? Nm? But Kudou, I really have nothing to do with this ruckus at all. Dont worry, dont worry. I already prepared things such that youll enjoy yourself, Kinosheeta\kun, okay? Nonono, Ill pass. Theres nothing about me that would cause a ruckus (GARAK) Whats the matter, Aiko? Is there something you want from meeh, whats with you, Hideyoshi? Why are you shaking your head in a teary fashion the moment you saw me? KudouI beg of you. Not ane\ue. Absolutely not ane\ue Nfufu~ hey, Yuuko. The principal hopes that youll call out your summoned beast (touch). ? I dont know why you must let Hideyoshis hand touch me, but Im fine if its just this. Summon! Okaa\san huggie~ A summoned beast that completely resembled them hugs Hideyoshis leg tightly. Hideyoshi, whats going on? Eh, ane\ue. This iswell This is a summoned beast thats a simulation of your kid. Nicely done, isnt it? HehMy, and Hideyoshis kid The summoned beast plays around with Hideyoshi for a while, and this time, it rushes over to Kinosheeta-san. And then, it calls out in an awkward manner Ermotouoka\san? Why is it asking a question when it called Kinosheeta\san okaa\san? Hideyoshi, Ill have to discuss with you about educating kids. THA, THATS WAY TOO UNFAIR! I DEFINITELY DIDNT DO ANYTHING AT ALL! Well~ there are really all sorts of kids. Thats right, Akihisa\kun. Time sure flew by fast. Its about time to go home. Yes, lets go homenow! Summo Himeji\san, youre too na?ve. n? PON Mizuki, you want to see our kid? WAAAHHthis is a misunderstanding! Hello everyone. The weathers fine today! A cute girl summoned beast appeared in front of us, beaming a smile and greeting us enthusiastically. Very ordinary Really ordinary Very normal. This girl looks rather normal, probably because we just saw too many kinds of summoned beast. Well, to put it, its kind of refreshing Onii\sans, Ill be happy if youre willing to play with me! It showed a beaming smile that would make anyone happy. Seeing such an expression in front of us, I really feel like granting every request it makes. Un. Okay, lets play. Really? Thats great! What should we play? I like to play a kids game where I tie the other person up and force\feed him! Sorry, onii\chans here are bad at playing childish games. Himeji\san and Kirishima\san are both girls, so its great that theyll definitely not give birth to kids together. Akhisa\kun, youve been too much ever since just now. Why wont you listen to me? Even if you ask me the reasonanyway, I have all sorts of situations here What do you mean by that? You already saw your kid with Sakamoto\kun! No, its not that I was willing either. Are you saying that if its not me, Tsuchiya\kun or Kinosheeta\kun will be alright? Muttsurini or Hideyoshi? Un The moment she said this, I started pondering. About this Leaving aside Muttsurini, if its with Hideyoshi, its a little Hohou? Ah, Hideyoshi, you came back. At this moment, Hideyoshi, who was taken away by his sister, returns back, ??? Hideyoshi, whats wrong? No no, nothing happened (quickly moving through). Really? But you dont look too (Grabs) Summon! WHY!? As I panicked, the summoned beast appeared. What kind of summoned beast will appear this time? A very normal and cute one. As much as what I expected. Yuuji and Muttsurini watch the summoned beast appear as they concluded. Just like what they said, it looks just like Hideyoshi, extremely cute at that, and theres nothing else more unique. Maybe this might be the most normal of all the kids without any traits amongst all the summoned beasts that were created UuI always wanted to wear some male clothing once in a while THE FIRST LINE JUST SHOWED ITS TRAIT! It has a somewhat carefree looking face to go with its light hair, and looks kinda stupid. I think it came from Hideyoshis own aloofness. This stupid face is completely inherited from Akihisa. Exactly the same. I dont agree. Aki At this moment, the voice of the emissary from hell rang in my ears. Mi, Minami? Didnt you leave with Shimizusan? I went over to her house, left everything to the ojii\san there and ran off. Chii! If that berserkers the opponent, even Shimizu\san will be at a disadvantage Akihisa\kun, you cant run away! Kuu! Someone help me Yuuji, got you. Guag! Sho, Shouko!? What do you want? We just summoned it before. That should be enough! Summonsummonsummon. THATS TOO MANY TIMES ALREADY!! EVEN IF YOU SUMMON SO MANY TIMES, ONLY ONE WILL APPEAR! I still want another 38. YOU REALLY WANTED 39 KIDS!? Im always serious. Dangerousthis persons too dangerous! Oh yeah, Muttsurini\kun. Since were going to have kids, we must go through a step before that, right? In other words, the computer also predicted that between me and you, Muttsurini. So what (BATABATABATA) You really look like Akihisa. Youre really suited for female clothing. A lot of people say that I look like okaa\san you know? Wait, Akihisas the mother, right? Im the father. Dont talk about that, okaa\san. I dont want to wear skirts anymore. THATS NOT TRUE! ITS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ME! Not good. Everyone around me is preoccupied. I dont see anyone helping me here. Give up, Akihisa\kun. Nobody will help you, Aki. Stop it!! My times finally upthe moment I thought about that Well, that should be enough. After saying that, the principal removed the summoning field. Am, am isaved? Prin, principal? Please! Just a little longer! Me too! Im really grateful that you two want to help me out, but I have already collected enough data. But! But what? Is there any personal reasons why you want to call out the summoned beasts? Ah. No, well If no, this will be the end of the experiment, and its very late now. Yes The principal actually saved me. Absolutely unbelievable. Thank you very much, principal! I wont call you damned old granny from now on! Perhaps everyone calmed down as the summoned beasts were removed. As we were talking, everyone gathered over. Thats greatnow the commotion has finally settled I sighed long and hard. At this moment, Hideyoshi suddenly asked, Speaking of which, Yuuji, Akihisa, why are you two so against summoning the kid summons? Hideyoshi asked, and Minami and Himeji\san ask us, Thats right, Akiyou dont have to hate it so much, right? I feel really hurt too Yuujis too much. I feel a little hurt. Yuuji and I can only respond to these questions with silence. At this moment, the principal, who had been listening to us, interrupts for some reason, Damned brats, let me tell you something good. Something good? Un, kids arent just a collection of genes. They will also grow depending on the environment and education, so As she spoke till here, the principal gives a meaningful smirk, This experiment cant give you answers about the future, so you dont have feel depressed over not knowing the results. Just relax. What? SHE ACTUALLY SAIDSUCH A THING! THI THI THI THIS DAMNED OLD GRANNY!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS SHE SAYING!? What are you two panicking about? Im just describing the theory behind the shaping of a normal childs character. Kihihi. The principal let out a disgusting snicker. Panicking? Who, whos panicking!? DAMN OLD GRANNY! ARE YOU TAKING REVENGE ON US!? IS THIS WHAT AN ADULT SHOULD DO!? YOUR METHODS ARE REALLY UNDERHANDED!! YOURE THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON IN THE SCHOOL HERE!!! Well, I have no idiot what you two are saying at all. DAMNED OLD GRANNY!! Since I got all the data, I should take my leave. Dont play around until its so late. Hurry up and go home. After saying that, the principal left the scene. Damn it! That grannys especially fast only when slipping away! E, erm, Akihisa\kunwell, erm Re, really, Aki, what sorts of weird things are you thinking? This kind of things like divination. Theres no need to be so bothered about this Youre too shy, Yuuji. THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDIINNNNGGGG!!! DAMN THAT OLD GRANNY! WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH SUCH A WEIRD ATMOSPHERE!? Wait a sec, Akihisa. Wha, what is it, Hideyoshi? Did you actually feel that its possible to have kids with me? No, thats because, well! Why are you stuttering!? Its impossible to have any! Anyway, based on what the principal said, it might be better to go back soon. Eh? Aki? Are you going back through here? Un. Eggs are sold at a special price today at the supermarket today. I see. Oh yeah. Are you going to buy things too, Minami? Nope, I just bought them yesterday. I see. Minami and I chattered away as I walk down a different route home today. But I really suffered a lot today I found it interesting. I feel that its not a good thing to know what the kid will look like beforehand Really? Ima little bothered. Is this something you will be bothered over? Of course. Really Un. Is this the difference in the thinking between boys and girls, or is it that my thoughts are a little weird? Hey, Aki. Nn? What? IfI say, just if? Un. If our summoned beast appeared, what kind of kid do you think will appear? Eh? Minami and my summoned beast? Well I think it should be a very energetic boy, right? Or maybe, an unexpectedly quiet girl? Just when my imagination continues to run wild, Onee\chan, baka onii\chan! What a coincidence (thud)! GFUU!! The voice suddenly entered my ears, and a strong impact ran through my flank. Th, this feeling is Long time no see, Hazuki\chan Long time no see, baka onii\chan! Hazuki\chans smiled innocently as she greeted me. The impact that leapt at me immediately disappeared the moment I saw this face, and its really troubling. Just when Im thinking about this, another thought appeared in my mind. Ahh, is that so? Itll definitely be Most likely, itll be like Hazuki\chan. Eh? What? Im talking about Minami and my summoned beast. Ah Fue? What are you two talking about? No, nothing. It has nothing to do with you, Hazuki\chan. Ehh~ its sneaky to say secrets like that! Rather than that, Ill say its hard to explain. Even so, I want to know! UnnI feel that its not fun at allright, Minami? Eh? Ah, un I wanna hear! I wanna hear! Ahaha, since you say so, Ill explain it then. At school today We, well, Aki Un? If theres a chance next time, how about the three of us, including Hazuki go out together? Thatitll be fun from time to time, right? Us going out with Hazuki\chan? We never had that before. It might really be interesting. Un. Im fine with that. Really? Hazuki\chans really happy! Where do you want to go, Hazuki? Anywhere will do, no matter where we go, Hazuki will be happy as long as onee\chan and baka oniichan are together. Ahaha. Thats quite the sweet mouth you have. Fufuu, Im looking forward to it too. It wont be boring with Aki around. Now that you two say so, Im feeling a strange pressure for some reason Baka onii\chan, fight on! Yeah, Aki, do your best! UuI, I get it. Im really looking forward to itpapa. Eh? Minami, what did you just say? No, its nothing. Volume 9.5, Fumitzuki News (Adverts) Volume 9.5, Fumitzuki News (Adverts) Using a brand new method to deal with the inevitable low birth rates! ~Cultivating the interest in children within students~ In recent years, low birth rates are a common occurrence. In response to this, she may have another way of looking at things through the eyes of an educator, and tried to find a way to solve this problem. This solution was to breed the interest of children in the students through summoned beasts. The one who thought of this low-birth rates counter was Principal Toudou Kaoru of Fumitzuki Gakuen. In this experiment, once two summoners information like personalities and appearances are processed, the system can predict what sort of child will be born. By interacting with the summoned beast, they would know how cute the child was and also understand the delight in building a family. The principal said that this was the objective of the current plan. Such a method would be like a simple fortune telling game, where people will see the children as easily as in games. Such a topic would definitely bring about interest in those hoping to have relationships. Our experts view on this matter. In regards to this brand new method the principal raised to deal with the issue of low birth rates and other related aspects, we had invited an expert with a paranormal understanding this this matter. Instead of the results, we should be focusing more on the process. Instead of cultivating the students interest in children, we should be focusing on the process to this outcome and learn the details specifically. Tsuchiya-san said passionately. As our reporter inquired about what kind of things we should be learning about, he silently tilted his head back to hold his nose. It seemed that he was enduring the hot-blooded ideals that were rushing out from his body. Also, our reporter had interviewed the other students who took part in this experiment, only to get negative feedback like I got messed around hard. I had enough of this. and I dont want to experience such a thing. That damned old grannys definitely up to no good no matter what she does. It seemed that just like how there are two opposing sides on the view of fortune telling, there are two opposing sides in regards to predicting the appearances of the children. Also, the aforementioned children-sized summoned beasts are just modifications of the summoners characteristics, and the childrens growth environments and social relationships are not considered. As for this, due to the fact that technology isnt at that level yet, it wouldnt be easy to count in other factors. Also, there are still other questions regarding this like how the children that were born can only be set to be around age 2, and how boys can have babies with each other. The experiment is interesting, but theres still room for improvement in this test. Class 2-Fs grades are improving. According to rumors, class 2-F, hailed the number 1 worst class in the school, has been improving their grades recently. The general consensus is that part of the reason is due to the continual summoning wars helping F class to improve their grades. Class rep Sakamoto Yuuji-shi and Yoshii Akihisa-shi, who still has room for huge improvements, and even Tsuchiya Kouta-shi and Sugawa Ryo-shis grades have improved by a little. This may be considered an effect of Fumitzuki Gakuens management. Home Economics Classroom exploded. Luckily, no one was hurt. The Home Economics Room, which was opened for students to prepare their refreshments for club activities, exploded for unknown reasons. According to Himeji Mizuki-san, who was inside the classroom, It suddenly exploded once I added Nitric acid, Sulfuric Acid and Glycerine last when I was making cookies. The totally unexpected outcome seemed to cause her to panic. On the other hand, in regards to the news that the Home Economics Classroom has to be closed, she indicated, I love cooking the most, so this is really a pity. Looks like she, who works really hard in studying, is seriously trying to learn how to be a bride. Girls Swimming Club--Having Special Training for the Meet. In preparations for the Autumn Tournament Meet, the Girls Swimming Team has started on special training. There are a lot of members taking part, and it seems that this special training will become a competition of The Strongest will survive and the Unfit will be eliminated in order to achieve their qualification for the next IH tournament. There are often many challenges seen in this extremely popular sports club, and the individual events seem to have such an occurrence as well. Lets hope everyone can do their best to achieve a satisfying outcome. AdvertNon-popular King. Sugawa Ryo, Special Edition. The big reveal to the man who continues to break records. Comes with DVD, 390 yen. FFF produced. Fight against pressure in current society. Works extremely well against stomachaches and vomiting! ~All-powerful gastrointestinal drug~ Please purchase from the Chemistry Department. Proven to be unauthorized by the Government. Nearby School walk-along and eat-along MAP. Yo!tteke From the school to the station, The ultimate perfect edition map to all the alleys! The piping hot ramen in the shopping street alley is the latest craze! First Issue, 150 yen. Volume 9.5, Me and Himeji—san and A Certain Afternoon Time Volume 9.5, Me and Himeji-san and A Certain Afternoon Time Himeji-sans parents cant return back from overseas, so she has to stay at my house for the time being. The next day, after finishing the cleaning and the laundry, we started making breakfast. Akihisa-kun, what are you making? Im thinking of making some simple fried rice. Is there anything you dislike, Himeji-san? None. Dont look at me this way, you know? Im not picky. Really? Thats great. Ill take the vegetables out from the fridge then. Un, thanks. Ill wash the vegetables then. Un, thanks. Ill make salad as well then. No, Ill do that. Now, what should I put inside the fried rice? Akihisa-kun, is the plate big enough? Un, I guess thats alright. Ill shred the vegetables, okay? Un, thanks. Ill make soup in the meantime too. No, Ill do that. Eh, the ingredients are onions, eggs and green pepper Akihisa-kun, can I use this frying pan? Un, thats the one I use the most. Can I use this low-calories oil? Okay. Thats good for the body too. Ill make dessert then. No, Ill do that. Why wont you allow me to do anything! Even if its you, I cant allow that, Himeji-san! An intense battle is happening at the preparatory stage as we get ready for the lunch anniversary of Himeji-san staying at my house. Hot blooded, Ping-Pong! The shrill title sound effect rang, and the television screen showed the option menu. Akihisa-kun, if I win this time, you must let me make lunch! Un, Im fine with that if you dont mind, Himeji-san Himeji-san and I stood in front of the television, each holding onto the remote control in our hands. Were playing a motion game, which means that we have to actually move our bodies to play. The game is table tennis, and to be honest, I dont think I will lose. FufufuAkihisa-kun, I will work hard when its time for me to do so. Himeji-san gave off an inexplicable pressure. Speaking of which, she was the one who said to have a showdown. I guess shes confident in such a game as well. Readystart! I serve the ball. I move the controller to the ball on the screen, and the ball let out a light crisp sound as it flies into Himeji-sans court. Ehh! Himeji-san moved the controller in response to the ball. The ball I served out is hit hard at a tight angle just above the next. Nice shot! Ku I barely managed to use bring the bat to the ball and hit it across. However, I hit the ball too high accidentally, and now its a perfect chance for Himeji-san to smash the ball. Actually, I bought this game before. Himeji-san forcefully swings the bat, Because I heard that it can help in slimmingnee! Swoosh! The ball quickly flies into my court. Himeji-sans smash has power, direction and angle, so itll be very difficult to hit it back. That, Tya! I redirected Himeji-sans sharp smash back into the other court. Yes? Himeji-san didnt respond to my counter, perhaps because she was confident that the smash just now could get the point, and just stood there. The ball on the screen appears on the court ko, ko as it bounces, and I got 1 point. A, Akihisa-kunarent you too good at it? Himeji-san stared at me in a shocked manner. Its a little too late for me to say it, but actually Actually, I often play this game against Yuuji. How, how is that Actually, Yuuji and I used smashes to win, but as we were trying our best to win, we started to determine the trajectory of the ball by reading the opposing controllers to hit it back. Therefore, normal smash attacks arent much of a threat to us now. Eh, Akihisa-kun. Nn? What is it, Himeji-san? I know I was the one who requested for a showdown, butcan you please hold back? Himeji-san said sheepishly. Ahaha. You dont have to worry, Himeji-san. Since you asked for it, Ill do so. Okay! Player 1 (Me), 11 points Vs Player 2 (Himeji-san), 0 points. Erm, Akihisa-kun, didnt you say that you will hold back? Of course I didnt. Since the right to cook is at stake, I have to take this seriously. Besides, this is a bet on my life. Uuu again, one more time! Himeji-san grabbed onto the controller tightly as she said so. Her response is a little shocking to me. Since she has always been so kind, I thought that she wouldnt fuss too much about this. Maybe she really doesnt like to lose. I must get a point next! It looks like she has already forgotten the bet. Speaking of which, it seems like those who get good grades are those who normally wont give up, whether its sports or studying. In other words, Himeji-san and Kirishima-san may look very calm, but they dont like to lose either. Ara? Aki-kun, Mizuki-san. What are you doing? As we pressed the replay button to play the game again, nee-san arrived in the living room. She was working in her bedroom just now, so maybe she came out to take a breather. Were playing games. Game, huh? Looks fun. How about you play too, Akira-san? Wellthen, Ill play if I wont be disturbing you. Its rare for nee-san to agree to such an invitation. In that case, perfect! Then, nee-san, please take over from me. I need to make lunch. Okay, I got it. Akihisa-kun, call me if you need my help. Un. Thanks. I handed over the controller to nee-san and proceeded to the kitchen. As I heat the frying pan and chop the onions, Himeji-san and nee-san can be heard from the living room. Akira-san, you can do this to hit the ball hard. I see, so its like this. Feeh!? Un? Did I do something wrong? No, thats not ityoure amazing, Akira-san. It doesnt look like you played this for the first time Nee-san hasnt played any other game before, including this. But in contrast, her sporting sense is really good. Maybe she might even be an even match for Himeji-san who played this game before. Just like this? I wont lose! Cheery voices can be heard from the living room while Im cooking. For some reasonit feels fine. Living alone has its own perks, but such a feeling now is rather nice too. Also, I wont be motivated to cook if no one is eating. I continue to prepare lunch while nee-san and Himeji-sans voices act as BGM. 3 peoples worth of fried rice and consomm soup to go with seafood salad. Un. My food does taste good even if I say do so myself. Nee-san, Himeji-san, lunch is ready. I took off the apron and called them over. However, both of them are focusing on the screen and didnt notice me. Player 1 (Sister), 9 points Vs Player 2 (Himeji-san), 9 points. Leaving aside what round it is now, it will be really troubling to interrupt them when theyre tied. The match will end once it reaches 11 points. Better wait for the outcome then. Ehh! Hai! Himeji-san hit a sharp shot out, and nee-san received it and hit the ball back at an angle. Himeji-san then turned around to hit it. Theres an intense match happening on the screen now. Yahh! Hai! Both of them got more and more focused as they played, and their actions became more intense. Leaving aside nee-san, Himeji-sans body isnt very fit. Is this really alright to be that tired? Just when I was worrying as I watched the battle, both of them use their hands to hold their chests. Un? This is Okay, stop it now, both of you. Stop stop! I walked forward and stretch my arm out to block the screen. No matter how intense theyre playing, they cant continue if they cant see the screen, so both of them can only stop their game. Is there something wrong, Akihisa-kun? Whats the matter? Both of them give blaming looks at me, and I start to explain to them in a warning manner, You two are really too into it. if youre not feeling well, you should rest a bit. Eh? Both of them looked like they didnt know what I was saying. No, arent you two having difficulties in breathing? Its best to rest for now. ??? Both of them tilted their heads in a puzzled manner. Un? Why are they showing such expressions? Were into it, but its not to the extent that were having difficulties breathing. You really love to worry too much, Aki-kun. On hearing their response, I realize that both of them arent breathing too hard. Huh? But didnt both of you try to hold onto your chests awkwardly? I asked. Himeji-san was stunned for a while, and then frantically shook her head to deny it, Ahno, its not like this! Thats, ermits not because I have difficulty breathing, buthow to put it It will hurt when our breasts keep swinging like that, so we used our hands to hold them in, Aki-kun. Yes? For an instant, I really couldnt comprehend what nee-san was saying. Breasts swinginghurt? Th, that, wellsometimessuch things happen Himeji-san looks really embarrassed as she lowers her flushed face. Gaatheres such a thing too? So, sorry! I didnt intend for any sexual harassment! Tha, thats not it. Whyyoure just worried about us, Akihisa-kun. Theres no need to apologize! I should even say that Im too careless. Really, Aki-kun. Youre so unaware of the womans body and so slow in personality. I really worry about you being sued because of such a thing when you come out to society. It was really unexpected for nee-san to say such a thing, but I really cant argue with that. You already have so many photo books of big breasted girls. What in the world were you reading all this while? NO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oooo!!! Nee-san took out the numerous bibles (Ero-books) that were confiscated during the baseball tournament. What about sexual harassment now! Isnt that one example already! Listen up, Aki-kun. For girls, its not exactly a good thing to have huge breasts. Its troublesome when playing sports, and the waist will ache when we shake. If we shake too much, the bra strap and hook may even break. Even if youre saying about whats bad about having huge breasts, I dont know what to say about that at all Im starting to feel that nee-san is already breaking away from the topic of not sexually harassing someone accidentally. WellAkira-san, I think you should stop here Even Himeji-san is starting to feel awkward. Also, it will get even worse for Mizuki-san when she gets to F. Akira-san! That might be the case. It will be really heartbreaking for Himeji-san to endure her school life with the damned stinky guys from F class. A, Akira-san, arent you like this too? Nope. Im only at E. Thats because you didnt measure properly! I did measure it well when I was studying at university in America. That should have grown as well! For some reason, it feels like this conversation is getting more dangerous. Looks like E and F arent referring to the classes in school. Looks like it will be trouble if I continue to think too hard into this. I better forget about this. An, anyway, you two dont have to endure your pain and play game! Forget about that and come have lunch! Thats right. Itll be troublesome if Aki-kun faints from over-excitement. Maybe we should stop here? Okay, I understandah! Himeji-san was about to put down the controller as she jerked up all of a sudden. Un, whats with her? Is there something wrong, Himeji-san? Eh? It, its nothing, nothing at all! ???? It, ermwell, I need to buy something later Buy something? To putI have to buy something all of a sudden Himeji-san was rather calm up till up, so the situation is really sudden. Did she think of something when she was playing? Well, lets leave that aside for now. In that case, I need to buy something in the afternoon too. I need to prepare ingredients for dinner too. Eh? Youre going too, Akihisa-kun? Un. Can I come along with you too, Himeji-san? Actually, theres something I want to buy. If I go and buy it myself, nee-san may find out, but if I go along with Himeji-san, the chances of it being seen through will decrease by a lot. Also, Ill be in big trouble if I let Himeji-san go shopping only for her to say something like Ill buy the ingredients for dinner, so leave dinner to me. Mizuki-san, if the stuff youre going to carry is going to be very heavy, you just need to get Aki-kun to help. Dont see him this way, you know. He is a man after all. The after all is unnecessary. Ah, thats not it. Of course I know that Akihisa-kuns a boy. Perhaps Himeji-san feels awkward about me helping her to carry stuff as she doesnt know how to respond. But this little hassle itself isnt hard. Lets go together then, Himeji-san. Then, I guess its okay if Akihisa-kun says so Looking somewhat troubled, Himeji-san nodded in agreement. Of course, I have no reason to object. I really have to go out, and most importantly, Im very delighted that Im going out with a girl during a holiday. Of course, its better because Himeji-san is going out with me. Lets have lunch then. I have some work to deal with in the afternoon. Nee-san said as she kept the controller. She then walks over to the kitchen, and whispers to me, I suppose you should know about this, Aki-kun. Un? What is it, nee-san? For some reason, I feel that I know what nee-san is going to say. Shes probably going to say something like no illicit relationships like usual. Dont do something stupid that removes the eligibility to be a bride. I really cant tell whether this bride is Himeji-san or me here After lunch, we got ready to leave. About 30 minutes later, Himeji-san and I are in the shopping center in town. What do you want to buy, Himeji-san? I asked Himeji-san while were at the entrance. Eh, I want to buy some clotheswhat about you, Akihisa-kun? Me? Ah, its nothing big. I can just buy it little when I have the time. I said a painlessly vague thing. Actually, the reason why I came here is to buy a game that was recently released. Recently, nee-san has been keeping a close eye on me, so Ive been enduring up till now, but I cant hold on now. Thats a rather hotly discussed new work, and I have to buy it no matter what. Speaking of which, I heard that theres a cute part-timer working in this shopping centers gaming shop ??? Himeji-san, what are you talking about? No, its nothing. Oh yes, Akihisa-kun. Nn? If its alright, can I come along? Ill be very troubled if this happens. No no no, you dont have to follow me to such an extent! Its really something ordinary! I tried to sneak through with a smile. Let alone nee-san, if possible, I really dont want to let Himeji-san know what Im going to buy. Himeji-san herself cant lie very well, so even if I tell her not to tell nee-san, its still possible for nee-san to see through it. It seems suspicious for some reason Wha, whats suspicious about it? Himeji-san narrows her eyes as she stares at me. She normally looks rather dull, but will occasionally sharpen up. This is bad. Can I come along with you to go buy it too? No no no! You have something else you want to do right, Himeji-san? You dont have to worry about me at all! You dont have to worry about me, Akihisa-kun. I can accompany you no matter how long it is. You really dont have to worry about it! Akihisa-kun, its suspicious that youve been trying to shake me off! Not at all! Thats how I normally am! Himeji-sans interrogation is really becoming harder for me to take on. This is really bad You really want to go to the gaming shop, right, Akihisa-kun!? No, Im going to buy an ero-book. EHHH!? This is the so-called desperately clinging onto survival at this point. I can only let my reputation be ruined. Nee-san has already exposed me already, so its too late to cover it up anyway. This unexpected answer from me seems to cause Himeji-san to widen her eyes and show a shocked expression. Looks like this battle is mine. Then, do you still want to come along with me, Himeji-san? I gave a proud look of a victor as I asked. Even though I feel that this victory is based on something a human definitely cant lose over, I decided not to think too much or I will feel very sad in lots of ways. UuI, I understand! If thats really the case, Ill come along and choose with you, Akihisa-kun! WHAT DID YOU SAY!? This is really an unexpected development! What should I do? If this keeps up, Ill end up having a scary experience of shopping Ero-books with my female classmate! But right now, I cant back off. Since shes already shocked by my unexpected answer, Ill feel pain as she feels pain as well. This is a duel! Is this really alright, Himeji-san? I intend to buy a really erotic ero-book! Come on! Be terrified! Give up then! Uutha, thats definitely a lie! Akihisa-kun only collects albums of naked women! Why is she not backing away? This isnt a situation to mess around! I, I have a new fetish recently! The, then, please explain the contents! Explain? Ku! Ehh, whos scared here! Ill show it to you! Dont think that Im the type wholl just talk! (Pi) is (Dogonk) into (Sugiuun) to (Zapan~)! (Pi) is (Dogonk) into (Sugiuun) to (Zapan~)? No, you cant! Even Ill feel troubled if thats true! This is really effective. Alright, now for the finishing blow! Thats not all. I also like (broadcast error) and (inspection deletion) and (automatic censors) as well! Ha, haa! Erm, Akihisa-kun Nn? What is it, Himeji-san? I just want it to be normal. If possible, I hope that you dont have such interests Eh, why are we talking about Himeji-sans interests? Leaving this aside, the winners decided now. I probably can go buy my games now. As I thought this way, a voice suddenly came from behind. Youre high school students, right? Come over and tell me your guardians contact. Lets go buy what we need to buy then! Whats over there? Eh! Akihisa-kun? Hold it right there! I pulled Himeji-sans hand and started to run. It seemed that the security guard uncle lost us on the way. As I turned around, he disappeared. Reallythings got so complicated again Leaving aside that, Akihisa-kun. If you dont admit that those were lies Un? Ill feel uneasy about the future Is she worried about my future? Looks like I did go overboard there. We, well, those things were all lies. What I wanted to buy isnt something big. Really? Himeji-san stared at my with teary eyes. Uuwhy is there such a strong guiltcant be helped then. I better tell her the truth. Sorry. I was actually planning to go out and buy a game. Eh? Game? Un. A new games released today. Wha, whatso thats it? Himeji-san sighed as if a burden was lifted from her. Eh? Didnt she guess that I was going to buy games? I thought you would be interested in that onee-san at the game shop Eh? What do you mean by that? No, its alright if you dont know. Please dont mind. I dont actually understand why, but Himeji-san just placed her hand at her chest to heave a sigh of relief. Speaking of which, I remember that when I went over to that game shop to buy a game, I did not have enough money, so I worked there for a short while. It would be bad if nee-san found out that I went to buy games, so I put on a wig and glasses to disguise myself. If the shop keeper let slip of some unnecessary things, I will be rather troubled. Thus its better not to let Himeji-san come along to buy games with me. Ill go over to the game shop later then. Right now, Ill accompany Himeji-san to shop. Erm, how about we go to the second level first? You want to shop for clothes, dont you, Himeji-san? Ah. Youre fine with accompanying me? Un. I can buy the thing I want whenever I want to. The first level of this shopping center has a food court, a sports equipment stall, a food market and other stuff. On the second level, there are shops selling CDs, books and games, and theres also a shop for clothing and little accessories. It will be better for Himeji-san to go to the second level if she wants to shop for clothes. We take the upgoing escalator to the second level, but while were on the way, Himeji-san tugged at my sleeve lightly. Akihisa-kun, Akihisa-kun. Nn? What is it, Himeji-san? Can we go play for a while before we start shopping? Himeji-san was staring at the amusement area in front of her. Do you normally play such things, Himeji-san? No, I dont often go to such places. But its special today, and this is revenge for the ping pong game just now. Is that so? I accept your challenge then. Himeji-san really doesnt like to lose. I know that she works hard, but I didnt know that she had such a side to her. Its decided then. Okay then. But you dont have to be so anxious, do you, Himeji-san? Nope. Theres a limit to a days worth of time. Himeji-san pulls my arm and walks into the amusement area. There are all sorts of games, including the crane games at the entrance, gun shooting games, medal games, racing games, fighting games, and all sorts of them. Ahthis doll is so cute Nn? Lemme see. Himeji-san stopped in front of a crane game. Theres a white rabbit portable strap. It is designed in a 2-headed size deformed figure, and it looks just like a kid born between a kitty and a rabbit. Un, it looks good. Let me try and get it! Ah, Himeji-san. Before I could even stop her, Himeji-san threw a 100 yen coin. She cautiously presses the button and moves the crane. Ah But the crane arm got a panda strap thats 2 dolls away. GOTO, GOTONK, the strap let out a sound as it falls to the exit. Leaving aside what she wanted to get, she did get a prize. Youre amazing to succeed once, Himeji-san. Uuare you saying that on purpose, Akihisa-kun? Ahaha. Its one thing if its just beside it, so in a certain sense, getting it 2 dolls away is rather amazing. Youre too much, Akihisa-kun. Youre thinking that Im rather slow, right? Noun, that, about that You should be denying it here! What do you want to play next, Himeji-san? You definitely feel that Im slow, Akihisa-kunchanging the topic like that so casuallyI understand. In that case, Ill play some other game to make you change your impression on me! Alright. Lets have a showdown then, Himeji-san. Ill definitely win this time. Its not my intention to let that Akihisa-kun call me slow! Ahaha. I dont know whether youll be saying that once the winners decided, Himeji-san. As we talked, I suddenly realized something. Unknowingly, the relationship between Himeji-san and me may have developed to the point where we can joke with each other. In other words Maybe the distance between us has shrunk somewhat Un? What is it? I inadvertently exchange looks with Himeji-san. Did Himeji-san What did you just say? Is, is that something? Aha, ahaha! Did I mistake a game sound or something for Himeji-sans voice? Or is it the voice of somebody else nearby? Un Forget about that. What should we play next? Ah, thats right. As for a game where we can decide the winner I see an air hockey game in front of me. That should be easy for us to settle things. However You just mentioned that shaking will hurt Itll be troublesome if it breaks too Un? What is it? Himeji-san and I exchange looks again. She did say something this time, right? Eh, erm, Akihisa-kun. How about we use that to decide the winner? Himeji-sans finger pointed at a quiz game. I see. If its that kind of game, we can use the speed of pressing buttons to tell whether were slow or not, and theres no need to move our bodies too much. Thats perfect for the two of us. Okay. Ill show you that I know lots of trivia too. Fufu. If its a quiz on knowledge, I wont lose. We sit down on a chair each and put in 100 yen coin. We press the start button, enter our names, and arrive at the quiz genre choice screen. I choose social. NnIll choose sports then. We choose our genres and press the button. The machine starts to ask a question, and first, itll be Himeji-san with her social question. First question, social. The machine lets out a reciting voice. Which year did Japan sign the International treaty that forbids killing of sea otters and fur seals? Please state your answer in Western calendar terms. Who knows about such a thing!!? Erm. Its signed in 1911. WHY DO YOU KNOW OF SUCH A THING!? Himeji-san entered the number, and the screen shows a large correct! word on it. Now she leads me by 1 point. I start to worry about Himeji-sans vast knowledge as I prepare for the next question. This time, its a question from the sports genre I chose from. What kind of question will appear next? Second question, sports. The machine let out a reciting tone again, In football, what is the only position that can use hands. Isnt the difficulty way too different from the one before! EhI remember, its the catcher, right? But the knowledge level of the one who answered fell off quite a lot as well. If thats the case, I might have a chance. Its the goalkeeper, Himeji-san. I answered as I entered goalkeeper. Now my score increased, and both of us have the same score. Looks like this game wont deduct scores when we make a mistake. MuuI wont lose, Akihisa-kun. Same here, Himeji-san. We can only get points from the genres were good at as we continue this battle. And then, we take on the last question with the same score. During the short time the machine reads the question, Himeji-san suddenly asks, Akihisa-kun. Un? It feels like were on a date when we come out to play like this. Im so happy. What! Youre shaken up~ Using this chance, Himeji-san answered the question, and the answers correct. The outcome now is that I lost. Its my win then, Akihisa-kun. Uuyou actually made me hesitate with such words. Fufu, youre the one at fault here. I was careless. I didnt think that Himeji-san would use such a method. And theres something Im unhappy about, Akihisa-kun. Eh? What are you unhappy about? Shes still unhappy even though she won. What does that mean? You actually hesitated because of those words I said. That means you never realized anything before I said this, did you, Akihisa-kun? Eh? I was already so tense since just now. Thats so unfair. Himeji-san pouts as she puffs her cheeks. What does this mean? Just when Im feeling bothered (!!) My sixth sense detected a certain persons presence. I didnt see it, but I understand itthe atmosphere thats coming here, the instinct that helped me overcome several crisis, all these tell me something (Its the presence of an enemy!) Most likely, its someone from F class. It may be Yuuji or Sugawa-kun or even Fukumura-kun. Anyway, theres no need to imagine what kind of outcome therell be if Himeji-san and I get discovered here. Whats wrong, Akihisa-kun? Over here, Himeji-san. Eh? Ah, yes. Anyway, lets hide for me. I hold Himeji-sans hand and move away from the presence. Theres some sort of a game machine in front of my eyes, and we hide behind it. Now nobody can see our faces from the outside. Ahthis game Himeji-san muttered. I peer outside to check whether the owner of that presence discovered us. (Thats weirdthat presence isnt closing in on us. Its even moving away) If its discovered by me, I guess the chances of the enemy discovering us are very high too. But the enemy isnt coming after us. Whats going on? Am I being too alert here? Ah, never mind. Were safe for now. I relax and turn to face Himeji-san again. Himeji-san is staring at the game with a serious expression. Un? What now? Erm21st December, type A Himeji-san had already put in a coin as she started to enter data on the screen. Alright, its your turn then, Akihisa-kun. ??? Im not too sure of whats going on here, but I proceed to stand in front of the screen. The screen shows a line that reads please enter your birthday and blood type. Eh? This isah, I see. Its a fortune telling machine. Then, mines 18th October, blood type iserm. Pon pon. I enter my birthday and blood type. Speaking of which, this might be my first time playing a fortune telling game. Then, both parties are to touch the crystal ball in the middle. I follow the instruction and put my hand on the crystal ball in the middle. Right beside me, Himeji-san showed a tense expression as she placed her hand on the crystal ball. Eh, Himeji-san, I know that you will do your best for everything, but theres no need to be so serious, right? Fortune results are being printed. Please wait. Theres a printing sound coming from near the receipt slow, and a piece of paper with words that feels like a ticket drops out. Himeji-san picks it up and reads it in a focused manner. Himeji-san, is there something nice written on it? Himeji-san continues to read the slip to such an extent that shes not listening to me. Uu, but I cant see anything from here. Cant be helped then. I can only remain where I am. After a while, Himeji-san has finished reading, and suddenly lifts her face. ??? Shes showing such a happy smile that I had never seen before. I guess something goods written on it given your response, right? Yes, its really good. She said with a dazzling smile on her face. Im happy about whats written on the paper, but what makes me most happy is that you came to play this game with me, Akihisa-kun. I came here to play with heroh yeah. I did bring her inside this machine. In that case, Ill have to apologize to her. Sorry for that just now, Himeji-san. Eh? About what? I dragged you here just now. Isnt your arm hurting? Fufu. You made me happier when you did that. ?? Made her happy? Looks like you dont know what Im talking about, Akihisa-kun. Eh, no Youre really slow-witted, Akihisa-kun. UuI really cant argue with that. I just lost that quiz game after all. Oh yeah, Akihisa-kun, can I keep this paper? Un. Im fine with that. Thank you. Ill really treasure it. After saying that, Himeji-san folds that piece of paper properly and keeps it in her purse. Though I dont mind her doing that Then, its about time to go buy our stuff. Akira-san will worry if we return late. Ah, wait, Himeji-san. I dont mind her doing thisbut let alone the results of the fortune telling, she never told me what kind of fortune telling we were doing just now Youre going to buy games, Akihisa-kun? Un, thats what I planned. Reallydont spend too much, you know? Akira-san will get angry, right? Okay~ Even though Himeji-san said so, she basically let me off by turning a blind eye to this. Shes really kind. Oh yeah, what kind of shop are you going to, Himeji-san? Eh! Me, me? IIm just shopping around. ??? Himeji-san panicked as she answered my question. Huh, is there something secretive she wants to buy? Himeji-san, are you buying I, its nothing! I have nothing to buy! Im just going to walk around! Himeji-sans actions are really not natural. What does she want to hide? Speaking of which, Im sneaking out to buy games here, so I do understand the feeling of sneaking out to buy stuff. And if its Himeji-san, she definitely wont buy something weird, so I guess I dont have to worry. Really? Then, how about I look for you after Im done with my shopping, Himeji-san? O, okay. Anyway, Akihisa-kun, can you please call me after youre done shopping? Ill be glad if you can do so. Nn. Okay. After checking that both of us are holding our phones, I break off from Himeji-san as I head to the shop selling games. Then. Game, game time! I start to look around as I walk towards the game shop. At this moment, I discover a guy standing in front of me. A hairstyle thats like a lions mane. A face thats full of wildness. A presence that looks really stupid. I cant be mistaken here. Thats Yu, Yuuji!? Im definitely not mistaken here. Thats my arch-nemesis, Sakamoto Yuuji. Why that heck is he here? I cant help but mutter. Its not weird for that guy to appear here. Its a holiday today, so theres nothing strange about meeting the people around us even in this shopping center. The problem is Why at such a moment The problem is that I just met a guy who might think that Im dating Himeji-san here. Then, was the enemys presence I detected coming out from that guy? If the fact that Himeji-san and I are living together is exposed, theres no need to talk about what kind of consequences there will be. That guys a member of F class too, an enemy of justice who will work hard to prevent the happiness of others even if it means working overnight. Since I met that guy in such a situation now I can only kill him now. Take the initiative. Kill enemies on sight. I must kill the enemy before I get killed. Since Ive decided what I want to do, theres no time to hesitate. I hide my presence and move from one shadow to another, sneaking behind that kids back. As for the targetvery good. He never discovered me. Now I can kill him! As I unleash my momentum, I proceed to let out a killing blow. GO TO HELL, YUUJI! Oops, my shoelaces Swoosh Yuuji suddenly bent down. The kick I unleashed with all my strength went right above that guy. I remain in my kicking position while Yuuji remains bent down as we continue to stare at each other for several seconds. Oi, you You kept your life there, Yuuji! But dont think theres a next time now! Ah! Hey! Hold it! The ambush failed, so I decided to leave the battlefield immediately. I will be at a disadvantage no matter what when I take on this guy. In this situation, I should retreat and regroup. I run away from the battlefield as I think. That Yuuji was shocked by my sudden attack, but he probably wont chase after me. If he saw me with Himeji-san, itll be another thing altogether, but if he didnt, theres no need for him to chase after me in front of everyone. Ill wait for tomorrow to take my revenge. Thatll be better. That should be the case Akihisa, you bastard! Hold it right there! WHY!? For some reason, Yuujis chasing after me. Whats this now? Why must he deliberately chase after me? ~Yuujis side~ Damn it! Why do I just have to meet Akihisa of all people at such a moment here!? Is the fact that Shouko and I are going out exposed now? Is this why I was attacked? So that stupid presence I detected came out from this guy? And why must I be the one attacked here Im going with Shouko like this, but thats because Shouko wrecked my phone when she went to check if I was cheating on her. I just came here to repair my phone. Even if Akihisa or the other idiots see me, theres no reason for them to attack me. Even so, but Those guys definitely wont think of such things! Going out with a girl on a holidaythey will attack me for that reason alone, and I have no way to argue back or defend myself. In that case Better kill him. I must take the initiative before he finds allies. This will be the most appropriate. AKIHIIIISSSAAAAA!!!! The voice can be heard from behind. Tch! I cant shake him off! This will be bad if this keeps up The plan to regroup myself and ambush him when hes careless is slowly becoming a failure. Damn it. I have to find a way to shake him off here! We continue to run, but the distance between us is shortening. Were running at the same speed now, but the enemy has the definite advantage of making cuts, so its a matter of time before he catches up to me. In that case Ill bet on this! I turn around a corner and immediately dart into a shop to escape from that guy. That damned bastard! Where did he go! It seems that that idiot Yuuji immediately lost me, so hes looking at the entrance of the shop. Alright, success! I adjust my panting as I hide my presence. If Im careless by the slightest bit, Ill be discovered by that guy. I have to find a way to hide inside the shop. Oh yeah. What does this shop sell? I try not to make my posture too weird as I slowly investigate my surroundings. White. Waterblue. Pink. Beige, And all sorts of colors are around me. Fm fm. I see. This is (--A female underwear shop.) The shop displays all sorts of bra and underwear. Now then, (HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO HIDE IN HERE!) IVE NEVER FACED SUCH A CRISIS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. A MALE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT RUNNING INTO AN UNDERWEAR SHOP WILL DEFINITELY STAND OUT NO MATTER HOW I HIDE IN SUCH A SITUATION! THERES STILL A REASON IF IM WITH A GIRL, BUT IM ALONE HERE! I CANT EXPLAIN MYSELF HERE! From inside the shop, I peer out at Yuuji. That guys about to turn his head here as well! Thats was close! I immediately pull my neck back and hide behind the mannequin in underwear. At this moment, the shop attendant probably finds me very suspicious as she stares at me with a shocked expression. Ku! In that case, I can only force it! I endure the shop attendants stare as I raise the underwear on the hanger. I then try to convince myself while trying to look naturally. (Im a perverted underwear maniac here. Mix in here! Stay inside this women underwear shop with a matter-of fact expression! Mix into the surroundings!) I give a serious look as I watch the underwear. Dont blush! Lose yourself! I have to be an underwear expert of sorts and proudly choose one! I continue to convince myself. However, this is all futile as the shop attendant seems determined as she asks me, Erm, dear customer? The shop attendant onee-san asked with a suspicious and nervous tone. Ughthat wont work toowith such lousy acting, I cant pretend to be an underwear lover? As I get corrupted by despair, my knees weaken. But at this moment, a teachers words rang in my heart. A deep, gruff, forceful voice replayed in my mind. NO MATTER WHAT, IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, MAKE SURE YOU FINISH THE JOB! !! At this moment, my wilting strength is recovered. Thats right. Its still too early to give up. We learned something important from Ironman during the baseball summoned beast tournament! I exert my strength back into the limp legs and straight my back. De, dear customer? The shop attendant let out a worried voice, but I ignored her as I proceed with the next action. I slowly take a piece of underwear from the display, pry it out and put it on my head. At this moment, I say something cool to the shop attendant onee-san. Fmits a little okay to wear it CUSTOMMMEEERRRRS!!! Hold on a minute! Why is that shop attendant yelling out so loudly!? What if Yuuji hears it from outside? Be quiet! THE, THERES A PERMGH Its a critical situation now, so I use my hand to cover the shop attendants mouth. Damn it, dont I look like some underwear weirdo even at this point? I cautiously look outside the shop. Luckily, Yuujis looking for me at the other shops and has no intention of coming in. (Limp). The shop attendant with her mouth covered by me falls limp. I proceed to look forward, and find that she fainted from lack of oxygen. Eh? This doesnt seem good! After checking that shes still breathing, I again wonder about how to get away from this predicament of despair. Yuujis still watching outside the shop savagely. The only way to actually deal with him is After thinking for a while, I made a conclusion. Theres only that way to deal with that guy most effectively. Lets call Kirishima-san then. Once I call Kirishima-san and tell her that I saw Yuuji with another girl on the second level of the shopping center, that guys life will be extinguished in less than 2 seconds. This plan will not only ensure my own life, it can keep my secret of living with Himeji-san safe. Thats perfect. In that case I take out my phone and search out Kirishima-sans phone number from the phone book. I press the button and wait for the ring. And then, the sound of a phone speaker lets out a sound. Prrrrr. For some reason, it seems that a phone rang in the changing room nearby. Huh? Hello? Kirishima-sans voice enters my ear. However, this voice isnt just coming from the phone, but also from the changing room right behind me as well. Do, dont tell me Erm, Kirishima-san? Un. What is it, Yoshii? Kirishima-sans voice can be heard clearly from the changing room behind me. Dont tell me shes in this shop too!? I subconsciously check what this shop is about. This is a female underwear shop, and Kirishima-sans voice is coming out from the changing room. In other words So, sorry! Nothing at all! I inadvertently panicked the moment I thought about Kirishima-san changing in the changing room. It cant be helped anyway! How can I calm down when a girl of my age is changing while Im around!? Such an unexpected situation happened, and I panicked. The voice that was let out seem to be louder than before, so Kirishima-san in the changing room seemed to have heard my voice. ???Yoshii, are you on the second level of the shopping center? Heh? Ah, erm! Lets talk face to face then. I really cant talk well. Yes? Swoosh. A sound came from behind. It should be the sound of Kirishima-san pulling aside the curtain. Then, Kirishima-san wont come out in underwear only, will she? My self-restraint thats telling me not to look triumphed over my urge to look, so I immediately escape from the scene. Basically, I choose to run into another changing room nearby. ??? Yoshii? Kirishima-sans voice came from the other side of the curtain. That was really close. I was nearly viewed as a pervert there. Fuuthats great I use my hand to wipe away my sweat, and slowly lift my head. And Im looking at Himeji-san with her bare skin, rooted to the spot. ErmermAkihisa-kun? Himeji-san used the clothes she took off to cover her body as she asked me with a timid voice. Un? What is it, Himeji-san? In contrast to her response, Im not panicking at all as Im coolly thinking of how to respond. If I panic in such a moment, shell feel worried, so I have to calm down. Ermwhat are you doing here? Then, Ill just answer confidently so that she wont feel worried. Haha. Is it really weird for me to be here? Ah, no, that No, to be honest, its really weird for me to be here. Im looking for a cap here, trying to look around for something nice~ I said as I pointed at the underwear on my hear. Dont worry. Himeji-san is all confused now. Once I simply insist that its a hat, Ill definitely be able to pull through! Eh? Hat? Himeji-sans mind is severely slowing down, but theres still something about my words she find weird. Argh, Ill just bluff through with momentum! Thats right. Its a hat. Doesnt it suit me? No, not at all. It suits you! I cant help but feel really complicated. But leaving aside my personal feelings, lets talk about something else. This topic is too dangerous. What about you, Himeji-san? What are you doing here? Eh, ermthe hook on my bra was spoilt this morning, so I came here to buy it Spoilt this morningdont tell me it was during the ping-pong game? I see, so thats why she said that she had something to buy. W, well, its not like that! Im wearing one different from usual! ThisthatI want to say, since theres a chance, I wanted to take a little risk. I just met Shouko-chan just now, and she recommended this kind of underwear to me for a decisive victory. I dont normally go for this style Himeji-san started to defend herself blankly. However, Ill be bothered if she describes the details of a girl choosing underwear to me. Ahaha, calm down, Himeji-san. I cant understand what youre talking about. Erm, well, thatsorry Himeji-san lowered her head, blushing. Anyway, Kirishima-san probably returned back to the changing room. Its about time for me to go. Okay. See you later. I put my hand on the changing rooms curtain and get ready to slip out. But before that Oh yeah, Himeji-san. Un? For you. I let Himeji-san hold onto something thats been in my hand. Ye, yes. This Himeji-san slowly opened her hand the moment she received it to see what it is. Thats the underwear I put on my head. WHAT WERE YOU DOING, AKIHISA-KUN! DAMN IT! IM BACK TO NORMAL! I continue to endure the surge of nosebleed as I dash out of the underwear shop in an embarrassed manner. Reallyhow unbelievable! So, sorry As we walk back home from the shopping center, I continued to hear out Himeji-sans lecture. Why must you always start sucherm, somewhat vulgar trouble, Akihisa-kun? No, I wasnt being perverted there. Its more like it was out of unfortunate circumstances. Dont find an excuse now! Yes, sorry. I immediately straightened my back once I was lectured by her. On a side note, Yuuji endured Kirishima-sans hug (to put it lightly) for quite a while and fell limp onto the floor before being dragged away. I guess his chances of living are at most around 50%. Do you understand, Akihisa-kun? Bad things will happen when you run into a changing room like thatand a female underwear shop at that! Yes What do you intend to do if its other females instead of me? Himeji-san puffed her cheeks. Eh, thats true. Shes right here And I wasnt mentally prepared yetbut that might be better than letting you look at other girls in a pervy manner Himeji-san muttered. I cant actually tell what shes talking about, but she does look really angry. What should I do now? I must definitely find a way to apologizeits not easy to erase away the sight of her in lingerie, so I should at least compensate. Is there something I can do Something I can definitely dosomething I can definitely do In this case, theres only cooking. Himeji-sans living at my house now. Ill just make something she likes and apologize to her earnestly. Himeji-san. What is it? I look over at her eyes sincerely, Wh, what is it, Akihisa-kun? Why is your expression so serious? This might not be considered an apology, but, if you dont mind, please let me Eh? O, okay! Please let me make something you like to eat, Himeji-san! Yes? I said with utmost sincerity. I did something bad, so Ill show off my culinary skills and make a good meal. Hopefully, this will ease up on my guilt. SowellHimeji-san, can you name some things you like to eat? Even if its a little difficult, Ill try my best to do it! (Unhappy) Himeji-san? I dont know! Himeji-san scowled and looked away. Eh? Did I say something wrong? I ponder for a short while. Ehah, of course! Im actually trying to bribe a girl of young girl with food. There has to be a limit to how slow I am! Of course I would make her angry the way I do this! So, sorry! I really dont mean anything else. Its simply because I only know how to cook, so I thought you would say something like taking responsibility What? Nothing! Himeji-sans angrier now. What can I do now? It seems that I made her even angrier. In this case, I can only use my ultimate move, kneeling down with my head down in the middle of the road to expression my sincerity! Im really sorry! At least allow me to use my own way to Paella. finish things hereeh? I stop myself from kneeling down and lift my face. What did Himeji-san just say? Paella. I heard it clearly this time. Paella? Why is she saying that all of a sudden? You can make paella for dinnerit was really nice the last time. Himeji-san said with an unhappy look still on her face. Ah, the paella is referring to what I asked her what she wanted to have, right? In other words Youre willing to forgive me, Himeji-san? No second time after this. I wont forgive you if you do something like that again, Akihisa-kun. Affirmative! Ill remember it with all my heart! Againreally, Akihisa-kun, its because youre so useless Himeji-san said as she gave a relaxed expression. Great. It seems that shes willing to forgive me for saying that at the wrong time. Shes really kind. I should repay her expectations and make a nice dinner. Oh yeah, I can make an apple pie as dessert to go with the paella. Lets put a large amount of apples in the pie and add cinnamon to it, add a nice apricot jam to the top lightly and bake it until its slightly charred. Itll definitely be delicious. Un, thats not bad. As I wondered about all those things, Himeji-san continues, Then, Ill make dessert. I wont allow you to say that! Ma, maybe Why are you talking with a kansai accent? No no no, I should do everything from the preparing to the cooking and everything after that to make up for all the trouble I cause! No, please allow me do so! Im sorry to Himeji-san about this, but thanks to how I barged into the changing room accidentally, I managed to ensure an excuse of me being able to make dinner safely. We safely passed the trial of dinner, and we had already washed the plates (in the end, Himeji-san did help me out with that). Right now, its past 8pm, and Himeji-san and I are in my room, at the table with our books and stationery laid out. Then, lets start studying, Akihisa-kun. Yeah Thats right, studying. Looks like Himeji-san has been studying and revising her homework here every day. Nee-san actually gave such an unreasonable order in that case, Aki-kun, study with her the moment she heard that. Of course, I have no right to refuse, and since Himeji-san said lets do our best as she agreed heartily to that, so things ended up like this. Eh, where should we start studying from? Are there any subjects youre good at, Akihisa-kun? None at all. Lets study them all then. I want to study Japanese history! I understand. Lets focus on Japanese History, well focus less on the other subjects. Youre not going to stop with studying all the subjects? Hi, Himeji-san! There wont be enough time, right? Dont worry, you can study a lot in 4 hours. 4 hours!? Wait a sec! Is there some special exam tomorrow? I couldnt study during the day, so I have to study hard at night. Himeji-san said calmly as if its something minor. Let, let me check with her again. WellHimeji-san, do you know? Un? Know what? Theres only 24 hours per day. I dont think there are many high school students who dont know this No no no! Thats not what Im trying to say! What I want to say is that theres only 24 hours a day, but using 4 hours to study is really a waste! Then, lets begin, Akihisa-kun. Himeji-san is completely motivated. Shes serious! Himeji-san, dont you feel tired? Weve walked so much in the day, and you cant sleep well on a futon youre not used to, right? WellIm a little tired Right, thats right! Thats why I have to hurry up and study before I fall asleep. Not good. Were thinking differently here. I know Himeji-san is working hard, but I didnt know that she was so passionate about studying. No wonder her grades are outstanding. Ah, before we study ahead, lets check our answers of the homework from two days ago. Hoho, the answers of the homework Huh? Akihisa-kun, you still havent done your homework? Of course I havent! But if I answer this proudly, Himeji-san will be angry with me, so I have to find an excuse. Ah, ermwell, I left my English-Japanese dictionary in school! The homework was maths. I really have no way to make an excuse thats convincing. Really, Akihisa-kungood thing I checked first. Ahahahaha If theres anything you dont know, Ill teach you. Do your best. Okay Himeji-san flips open the textbook and instruct me on the topics included in this assignment. Ughtheres a lot of them There are example questions here. You will be fine if you answer them according to how it is done. Himeji-san pointed at the boxed portion on the textbook as she said. Cant be helped then. Since Himeji-san is teaching me so seriously, Ill try to work hard then! I roll my sleeves up and start to solve the questions. To be honest, the homeworks far more than what I can handle, but thanks to Himeji-san teaching me, I can still barely solve the questions. While Im doing my homework Gok gok. A knock can be heard on the door. Please come in. Himeji-san answered, and the door opened. Nee-san appears from behind. The bathrooms filled with hot water. If you dont mind, you can take a bath. I instinctively look over at the clock, and find that its already 11. I was grumbling a lot just now, but it seemed that I was rather focused just now. Thank you, Akira-san. Akihisa-kun, do you want to Im only left with these. Ill have a bath later once Im done. You can have a bath first, Himeji-san. Really? I wont mind then. Himeji-san leaves the room. Then, since she has basically taught me everything, Ill do my best within my abilities then. Taking on the homework Akihisa-kun, the bathrooms empty. Himeji-sans voice could be heard from behind. Okay, Im done here too. I close my textbook and stretch my back. Fuuits really tiring to deal with a subject Im not good at. But speaking of which, Im basically bad at every subject. I move my shoulders and stand up to prepare my change of clothes. Alright, time to bath, time to bath. Klak, the sound of the door opening behind me echoed. Its good that you finished your work. Un, thats thanks to you, Himeji-san. Thank you ver At this point, the words suddenly stopped in my mouth. Un? What is it? Ah, no, its nothing at all! ??? Himeji-san tilted her head and gave a puzzled look. As she just bathed, her face was flushed red, and shes in her pajamas. Unwell, pajamas have the charm that will make anyone defenseless. Himeji-san undid her hair as the rabbit hairclip she normally wears was in her hand. Ah, speaking of which, I forgot, Ah, Himeji-san, here. For you. I took out something I forgot from my shirt pocket and put it in Himeji-sans hand. Eh? This is You wanted this today, right? The thing I handed over to Himeji-san was the rabbit strap she wanted to get from the crane game in the shopping center. I wanted to surprise her after that, so I went away from her to take that strap first. ? Himeji-san? She stares at the rabbit strap. The snow rabbitAkihisa-kun gave me Himeji-san muttered. Snow rabbit? If I have to say it, I feel thats more like a cat rabbit. Whats wrong, Himeji-san? Did you bath too much? Ah, no, its nothing! Then, did she mix up the cat rabbit and the snow rabbit? Himeji-sans rather ditzy too, so its possible for her to make such a mistake. Thank you, Akihisa-kun. Eh, this thing isnt so expensive for a need to do that. Himeji-san bowed to thank me, and that caused me to panic. Thats because this isnt something big, and I only got it in one try. Ill treasure this well too. Even so, Himeji-san said with a happy look. I feel that giving her this gift is worth it after seeing her being so happy. But Im somewhat embarrassed as well. Better leave for now. Ill go and bathe then. Un, take your time. Himeji-san and I cross each other as if it were a swap while I leave the room for the bathroom. Perhaps it was because I felt nervous when I was with her that I couldnt help but sigh loudly the moment I sat in the bathtub. (Feels strange for some reason) My mind start to have this thought while Im in the bathtub. Himeji-san and I have known each other since young, but there didnt seem to be any interactions between us before this year, and even so, shes living in the same house as me now. (Which one is more natural?) Becoming friends and not talking to each other. A classmate who I only got to know better in the past half year, now living in my house. (UnI really dont know.) After knowing each other better, I started to see the hidden side of Himeji-san recently, like how shes unexpectedly determined to win, and how shes determined to persist until the end once she decides or something. On the other hand, regarding primary school, there are only two things I have an impression on Himeji-san. The first is that her body was weaker than now. (And the other thing is) As I was thinking about this, my mind started to feel fuzzy. Not good. Looks like I soaked in for too long too. I stand up from the bathtub, take a shower, and walk out of the bathroom. I wipe my body, put on shorts and T-shirt and use the towel to wipe my hair on the corridor. Ill skip the hair drying as I find it troublesome. Fuaaso sleepy Maybe its because I soaked in for so long that a sleepy feeling struck me. It was really intense today, and Im tired because I ran around, so its to be expected that I want to sleep now. Speaking of which, is Himeji-san still studying? Or is she asleep? Himeji-san doesnt have much health, and this house is unfamiliar to her, so the fatigue she built up might be more than mine by a lot. I stood in front of the door, being careful not to disturb her. Then, the sight of Himeji-san studying seriously appeared in front of me. The thing I thought of just now suddenly appeared in my mind. The other impression she gave me was, (She works harder than anyone.) That was the impression I had of Himeji-san during primary school. Of course, I dont have the time to talk about this. However, Himeji-san actually wasnt the kind of person who could study well. The reason why shes able to get top-class grades in the promotional school Fumitzuki Gakuen has to be because she continues to work hard. Ah, Akihisa-kun, youre done bathing. Himeji-san noticed me and lifted her face. Ah And she stared at my face blankly. Un? What is it? Nothing. Its just that I find it rare for you to comb your fringe back, Akihisa-kun. Eh? Really? Un, it looks refreshing. Speaking of which, its refreshing to see you like this, Himeji-san. Ahmaybe. To add on, she looks rather bewitching right now as the pajamas is very thin and the collar is very loose Oh yeah, Akihisa-kun. Since youre done with your homework, how about we check the answers? Un, I was planning to do so in the first place. But instead of checking answers, its more like correcting my mistakes. Ill sit here then. Himeji-san takes her book to sit beside me, probably because its not a good reading position, Color is emptinessemptiness is color Whats wrong, Akihisa-kun? Its nothing. This is just something of a chant that will seal off my sight, hearing, touch and smell to focus. How are you going to study hard with only tastes? Humans cant control their own senses at will Leaving aside this, we started to check each others answers. Or rather, just as I predicted, the problems I solved have lots of errors. Himeji-san corrected the parts I was wrong at one after another, and I again try to solve them. Himeji-san, this is (Nods). Looking over, I see Himeji-san dozing off there. Mu, muu Looks like shes definitely tired. Ill let her sleep like this. Shes in her pajamas, and I can carry her to the bed. Itll be pitiful if I wake her up. With that thought, I put my pen aside and get up. However Ill end up touching Himeji-san like this in this situation Is this really alright? Is carrying a girl whos defenseless with thin pajamas and putting her on the bed allowed? No no no, Im not having illicit thoughts, and I dont intend to do anything vulgar. Such a minor thing should be alright I breathe in and out several times and shake my head. I then cautious reach my hands towards Himeji-san. At this moment, Himeji-san suddenly opens her eyes in a dazed manner. Nu? Mnn Ah, Hi, Himeji-san. Thats it for today. You should be sleeping now, okay? Ah, okay. Thatsright Himeji-san is all sleepy as shes already getting ready to sleep. Are you alright, Himeji-san? Can you go to bed yourself? Uun She rubs her eyes, giving a sleepy response. Ill be happy if you can bring me over After that, Himeji-san opened her arms wide to give a hugging pose. Are you kidding me? Oo-o-okay! Please allow your subject Yoshii Akihisa to carry Thats enough, Aki-kun. Un? But just when I was about to reach my hands out, I hear a sheer cold voice. Nee-san will help Mizuki-san get to bed. As for you, Aki-kun, go there Yes. And think of how to write your will. YOURE NOT GOING ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED!? Nee-san carried the sleepy Himeji-san away from my room. Reallylooks like this is going to be a long night The next day. Yoshii, come over. Okay, what is it? This is the homework you handed in. All the answers are correct. Please do it again. Hold on a second, sensei. Your Japanese is really weird. What I mean is that copying other peoples work doesnt count. Ehhh!? Thats not true! I really wrote it on my own! Dont lie! You, who wont normally hand in your homework, just handed in your homework all of a sudden with all the questions answered correctly. There has to be a limit to weirdness here! Hold on a moment! This isbut now that you mention it, sensei, it really is weird. Good that you understand. But its not like this! There''re many reasons In the end, Im forced to spend 15 minutes answering the questions before the teacher would even believe me. Volume 9.5, Special Bulletin: Ironfist-senseis Life Counseling Chatroom (Part I) Volume 9.5, Special Bulletin: Ironfist-sensei''s Life Counseling Chatroom Part I Ironman-sensei: This time, were going to learn about how to extract information. Sugawa Ryo-kun: Sensei! What does it mean by extracting information? What does it mean to extract information? In recent years, with the advent of the internet and mobile phones being commonplace, there are overly vast numbers of information, even creating a term called Information Society. Remove all unnecessary information from the vast information you cant remember completely and remember only those that are useful to you. I feel that this is information extraction. Ironman-sensei: Then, please use the Entertainment and Advert sections of Fumitzuki News to try it out. Try and remove any unnecessary parts and use only information that is useful to you. Sugawa Ryo-kun: Okay! Ill try! Ironman-sensei: First, Ill make a sample based on the reports of the previous issue. I will only take necessary information that Fumitzuki Gakuens teachers will next. As for the gastrointestinal drug advert, please dont mind. Ironman sensei''s Chosen Reports Also, our reporter had interviewed the other students who took part in this experiment, only to get negative feedback like I got messed around hard. I had enough of this. and I dont want to experience such a thing. That damned old grannys definitely up to no good no matter what she does. Also, the aforementioned children-sized summoned beasts are just modifications of the summoners characteristics, and the childrens growth environments and social relationships are not considered. As for this, due to the fact that technology isnt at that level yet, it wouldnt be easy to count in other factors. The experiment is interesting, but theres still room for improvement in this test. Class 2-Fs grades are improving. According to rumors, class 2-F, hailed the worst class in the school, has been improving their grades recently. Home Economics Classroom exploded. Luckily, no one was hurt. The Home Economics Room, which was opened for students to prepare their refreshments for club activities, exploded for unknown reasons. in regards to the news that the Home Economics Classroom has to be closed Girls Swimming Club--Having Special Training for the Meet. In preparations for the Autumn Tournament Meet, the Girls Swimming Team has started on special training. Fight against pressure in current society. Works extremely well against stomachaches and vomiting! ~All-powerful gastrointestinal drug~ Please purchase from the Chemistry Department. Proven to be unauthorized by the Government. Sugawa Ryo''s Chosen Report With number 1 academic results Sugawa Ryo-shi by Himeji Mizuki-san is loved she, is seriously trying to learn how to be a bride Girls Swimming Club all members are taking part in a competition for him The Strongest will survive and the Unfit will be eliminated in order to achieve their qualification for the next IH tournament. Lets hope everyone can do their best to achieve a satisfying outcome. Advert Popular King. Sugawa Ryo, Special Edition. The big reveal to the man who continues to break records. Comes with DVD, 390 yen. FFF produced. Volume 9.5, Me and Tsuchiyas House and an Unshakeable Heart Volume 9.5, Me and Tsuchiya''s House and an Unshakeable Heart Reallywe suffered because of that damned old grannys summoned beasts experiment. Yeah. That was troublesome. Yesterday, there was a commotion over the kid-sized summoned beasts, and its now the next day after school. After taking revenge on the principal (we locked the drawer in the principals room, wrote a note theres a real key inside. Do your best? and put several hundred fake keys together with the real one.) Yuuji and I are in the corridor. I guess the principal will be happy that she can do something that will exercise her brain and fingers. Speaking of which, that damned old grannys method was more directed towards a group than individuals. How underhanded. We continue to walk back to F class to get our bags as we talk. If this were the test-of-courage summoned beast tournament, it would be fine, but summoned beasts that can say our true thoughts or become our kids is really questionable. Even I who can normally stay calm couldnt help but break down, so it should be tough for the rest as well. As I thought, right beside me Yeah, leaving aside me, someone like you who panic easily will be in deep trouble. Yuuji said something weird. Huh? What is this idiot saying? Thats my line! Ive been dealing with them calmly. Youre the one who was panicking, Yuuji. What? Youre the one who had been spouting nonsense. No matter what, Im the one who definitely remained calm. No no no, I was the cool one, unshakeable like the mountain. As we continued talking, we opened the door leading to the classroom of class F. The ribbon from the maid outfit Kinosheeta is wearing now, starting from 10K! 15K! 20K! Why are you guys selling other peoples clothing!? And this is a costume from the drama club. Didnt I say that I wont sell it to you guys? Anyway, let go! Inside the classroom, an auction started by our classmates is wildly taking place. See? Its because Im a collection of calmness that Im unmoved by this even when I enter the classroom to see such a commotion, you know? What are you talking about? I didnt even twitch an eyebrow. DONT JUST TALK OVER THERE LIKE ITS NOBODYS BUSINESS! HURRY UP AND HELP ME OUT HERE! Hideyoshis call came from the circle formed by the crowd. Then, Ill coolly take part in the auctioncorrection, help Hideyoshi out. Your calmnesshuh? Un, I feel that Im definitely calmer than Yuuji. You dont say. Im definitely calmer than you here. Thats why you two nearly left me alone We saved Hideyoshi, whos still in the cute maid outfit. I see, so those guys in our class obviously wanted to start an auction after seeing Hideyoshi in such clothing. I think Hideyoshi should think of his own charm before he does anything. Then, leaving aside Hideyoshis charm. Yuujis always shaken after being messed around by Kirishima-san, so Im definitely the calmer one. You can say such things in your dreams. How are you calmer than me? Everything. The fact is that Im calmer than you now. Liar. You were pretty shaken up by Hideyoshis get-up. What are you saying, Yuuji? I was silently observing calmly without panicking at all. Lets see how relaxed you can take (flip). Thats despicable (patapatapata)! Yuuji, why must you flip my skirtwell, were all guys here Sorry, Hideyoshi, I intended to flip the skirt up without seeing the underwear. Why must you apologize for this? Id definitely say that were all guys, so its fine! Anyway, this can prove that Akihisas more likely to be shaken. Kirishima-san! Yuuji just flipped Hideyoshis skirt! What! You bastard! Isnt it too despicable to call her! See, arent you shaken too, Yuuji? Im definitely the calmer one here! Tha, that was just a coincidence! Im definitely calmer here! What nonsense! Wanna fight? Gnngh! This bastard still wont admit defeat. Then, Hideyoshi, who do you think is the calmer one? Id feel that both of you are around the same Hideyoshi said reluctantly. Muuthats unexpected. He actually views me as the same as Yuuji. Speaking of which, we cant tell the difference under different conditions, right? Hideyoshi theorized to us. Its true that if Kirishima-san appears, I wont be shocked, yet Yuuji will, and Yuuji wont be shocked when Hideyoshis skirt is flipped, but I will. We cant have a fair contest when both conditions arent the same. Its like trying to compare which is better, go or shogi. In that case, we have to have an even playing field. Thats true. If the conditions are like this, I cant possibly lose to Yuuji with his standard. What, you two still want to fight? Of course! I dont want to end this argument when others feel that Ill lose to Yuuji! But Id tell you, its not easy for similar conditions to be met As he spoke, Hideyoshi was suddenly stunned as he looked at the window for some reason. I follow where Hideyoshi is looking at. Right in front of me What are you doing? THAT''S WHAT WE SHOULD BE SAYING HERE!! Muttsurini is clinging onto the window from the outside with his camera aimed at Hideyoshi. This is the third level! What is that idiot doing without even tying a safety rope!? You two are really noisy. He opens the window from the outside and skillfully sneaks in. No no no, I feel that our reactions are to be expected. Muttsurini doesnt care about our concerns (?) at all as he pretends to check the camera while trying to take a photo of Hideyoshi in maid outfit. Is, isnt this guy way too carefree!? At this moment, Hideyoshi says to us as we tremble, Akihisa, Yuuji, isnt this perfect? Nn? Whats perfect? Thanks to Muttsurini, its proven now that you two are on the same level, right? WHAT!? When he said its proven now, was he referring to how we were shocked by Muttsurinis actions? My voice was a little loud just now, but, Its not like this, Hideyoshi! I was just exclaiming a remark here! Yeah, Hideyoshi! It was just a remark in the form of a cry! Isnt that being agitated? Unnnwell, we can say that from this aspectbut in fact, I wasnt shaken up at all. Cant be helped then, Ill calmly accept this fact then. W, well, I understand, Hideyoshi. In that case, Ill try and control myself the next time I remark on this. I wasnt agitated just now, but I dont want to be mistaken here. Cant be helped. If remarking can be viewed as being agitated, Ill control myself a little. You still dont want to admit it when its so obvious? You guys really dont like to lose I JUST DONT WANT OTHERS TO SEE ME AS BEING ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THAT BASTARD THERE! We yelled as we pointed at each other. Ill only lose to that guy in grades and height, Im definitely better than him in other aspects. But even if we continue, theres no other thing that can be used as a benchmark. Muttsurinis appearance just now is just some coincidence. Uuthats true If theres some way for us to compete under the same conditions U~n. We started to think. What are you talking about? At this moment, Muttsurini joins in the conversation. Ahh, Muttsurini. Actually ~Explaining the situation to Muttsurini~ Because of this, I''d like to prove that I have an iron-like calmness. I see. Muttsurini nodded once he heard my explanation. And then If thats the case, I can help you guys. He said. Eh? Help us? Ill prepare traps to agitate you two. The winner can be decided through this. I think itll be really tiring to set up those traps. You sure? (Nods)I always wanted to try doing that. Muttsurini nodded casually. If Muttsurinis setting the traps for us, there wont be any unfair circumstances. This might be the perfect chance to decide the winner between Yuuji and me. Alright, I wont hold back thentime for a showdown, Yuuji! Keh, just what I want! You two, really And so, our weird contest began like this. That weekend. Yuuji and I are in front of a certain persons house that has the words Tsuchiya written on the door. Are you ready, Yuuji? Thats my line, Akihisa. Yuuji and I said to each other as we faced the house. This house has a nice garden and a large entrance gate. There will be an activity happening in this model-like house. Lets confirm the rules first. Muttsurini tells us the rules of the match in front of the gate. The rules in this test of calmness game are rather simple. No matter what happens, we have to remain calm. If we cant remain calm, we will have to accept punishment. These are the only two rules. In other words, we just need to keep calm. Its that simple. Hideyoshi will be in another room to decide whether youre out. Right. Since Hideyoshis the judge here, theres nothing to complain about. Well decide whether Yuuji or my mental capacity is more mature through this match then. On a side note. Nn? The punishment game is Himejis cooking. Yuuji and my heart suddenly raced. Cookies made by me, copied from her recipe. DONT SCARE US LIKE THAT!! Muttsurinis bad joke caused Yuuji and me to yell back. At this moment Akihisa, Yuuji, out. Hideyoshis voice can be heard from somewhere. Once the match starts, you will have to take the punishment game once you hear that line. I see. So the joke just now was to reaffirm the rules, which means it doesnt count. Well, I just made a retort because I knew this. Then, lets begin. Right! Muttsurini walks off. Then, were going for real now. Got to stay calm here! Ill bring you to the garden. Eh? Not the house? (Nods). After nodding, Muttsurini walks from the gate to the garden. Yuuji and I follow him. Muttsurinis garden is rather large. It has a flower bed and a little vegetable farm. Heh~ there are tomatos here. Those are cucumbers, right? There seems to be potatoes here too. Thats my dads hobby. We chatted away as we moved around the outside of the house. There seem to be asparagus or green peppers or something like that at the inner garden too. A family vegetable farm? I might want to start one in my house. Looks like it might be useful when Im in a pinch. Right opposite is a storeroom or garage-like place. Fm fm. Still rather normal up till here. This is a normal house after all. The term normal cause me to want to object, but I manage to hold back. Ill forbid myself from saying such things as I might be deemed out if I even do something like this. Yuuji probably thinks of this as he swallows the urge to speak while he walks beside me. Well, I feel that its fine to express my views normally, but I better be careful. Time to enter the house then. Un. Were about to enter the house now. So there are no traps in the garden. I thought that there would be some traps outside Me too. Thats why Ive been on my guard. Muttsurini said after hearing our replies. Dont tell me you already prepared a trap once we open the entrance door even though you say so, right? Like putting a rice scoop at the door to replace a shoehorn or using pot holders to replace slippers or something like that. I wont do such a thing. Muttsurini said with a surprised tone as he opened the entrance door. Slippers. Slippers. Pot holder. Rice scoop. Whats going on? Thisliar! Yuuji and I desperately try to bite out lips to hold back on the comments. Ill bring you to check my house out. Muttsurini ignores our response, calmly removes his shoes and uses the scoop ladle to put on the slippers. I wont say anythingI wont say anything here! Lets go, Akihisa. Okay. Yuuji and I remove our shoes, put on the pot holders and slippers before following Muttsurini from behind. Theres even a spoon beside the rice scoop with the words for leather shoes use, but of course, I ignore it. Over here. Muttsurini walks up the stairs. Looks like he intends to introduce the second level. Whats on the second level? Me and my older brothers room. Speaking of which, I think Muttsurini has siblings. I remember two are older than him, and one is younger. Its great to have older brothers. Im so envious. What are you saying? Dont you have a sister too? Thatsa little different Shes completely different from those sisters with common sense. This is my oldest brothers room. Fm fm. The doorplate on the door has the words Soutas room. Then, the second brothers room. Fm fm. Theres a similar doorplate on it as before, and the words written on it are Youtas room. And this is my room. This time, the door has the doorplate Muttsurinis room written on it. Muttsurini? UGH! I barely managed to hold back the urge to react. A nicknamein his house, using a nickname in schoolwill his mother even say to him Muttsurini, its time to eat!? We hold our breaths to hang on. Muttsurini sees us in such a state, and then continues, And finally, my little sisters room. And then, Muttsurini points to the innermost room. The doorplate on the door readsTsuchiyas room. THE FAMILY NAME!? WHY A FAMILY NAME NOW!? WHY CALL HER BY THE FAMILY NAME WHEN THEYRE ALL OF THE SAME FAMILY? WILL HIS MOTHER SAY TSUCHIYA, ITS TIME TO EAT TO HER!? Akihisa, Yuuji. Out. Hideyoshis voice reached our ears. Damn it! The 4-part attacks too despicable! Nobody can even endure it! Then, you two have to take the punishment game. Hideyoshi suddenly appeared and threw some crumbles into our mouths. The warm fragrance of death spread in our mouths. The pain and bitterness danced as if the death god raised a party deep inside our throats. GUAAAHHHH!!! Mu, muuits already this powerful even though it wasnt her who made this, huh The taste isnt as intense, but its still spicy! As expected of Himeji-sans recipe! Then, continue to do your best, you two. Hideyoshi left these words and went off. Hes probably watching us through a screen in a certain room. Are you alright? No, Im definitely not alright at all One hit nearly took my consciousness away I thought my tolerance improved recently, but something thats hard to swallow is still hard to swallow, and the proof is the abnormal pain in my mouth. How about we go downstairs to have a drink? A drink? Thats one very good idea to us right now. Thanks Muttsurini. Whew, were saved. Over here. We follow Muttsurini down the stairs. We pass by the living room and step into the kitchen. Theres already a guy there. Nn? Ah, hello there. On seeing us, the guy showed a welcoming smile. He has short straight hair, a tall lanky body, and looks like a university student. Hes probably one of Muttsurinis two brothers. Hello. Please excuse us Yuuji and I greeted with a normal bow. Most likely, not even the brothers will be involved in this. Mom and dad arent at home, so you can enjoy yourself here and treat this as your own housebut since were all men, such words are unnecessary, right? Eh? Your parents arent at home? Too bad. I wanted to see what Muttsurinis parents are like. They went out to attend a legal meeting. I shouldnt be staying here as well, but this kid said that hes bringing friends here to do something interesting, so Im a little interested here. The brother said as he ruffles Muttsurinis head. Sou-nii, it hurts. Ahh, sorry there. Muttsurini grumbled, and his brother apologized while taking his arm back. Heh~ looks like Muttsurinis brother really adores him. Ive brought the tea. Muttsurini said as he placed a plastic bottle of tea and three glasses. Come to think of it, I also bought a cake. Once the tea is ready, Ill call you guys. Thank you very much. Yuuji and I thanked him, and we walk up to the second level again. Hes really a good brother. I think this might be the one thing I should be reacting to most today, about how Muttsurini actually has such a brother. My rooms very messy. Muttsurini said as he opened the door to his room. However, the rooms rather neat, unlike what he said just now. Heh~ so your rooms like this, Muttsurini. There sure are a lot of cameras. (nods). There are lots of gadgets like digital cameras and voices recorders on the shelves. These are all equipment for interests and practicality. The bookshelfI see. That''s a lot of unnatural dictionaries and encyclopedias. Nothing unnatural there. There are likely all sorts of completely different books under the pompous looking covers. Hey Muttsurini, can I check out the books on that shelf Ignore that. Lets spend the time watching DVD. Muttsurini interrupted me as he switched on the television power to start the DVD. Theres no need to hide it from us now. Well, Muttsurini has always been like this. I dont understand what are you talking about. Yeah yeah. Eh, Muttsurini, can we have tea now? (Nods). Yuuji poured tea into everyones cups, and Muttsurini started the DVD playback. At this moment, I look around the room, and see a round symbol on the wall calendar with a note over there, 14th September, A-chans photo album trade. Whose photo album? Im a little curious. As Im thinking about this, a voice came from the TV. (BEEP)And now, the first volume of practical knowledge that can be used the next day. The voice of the narrator onee-sans spoke the title code. Heh~ practical knowledge that can be used? What will it teach us? Sugawa Ryos lecture on how to skillfully reject girls. The moment we heard this, Yuuji and I desperately pressed onto the stop button on the remote. Ha, hahahaMuttsurini. Its rare for us to come here, so lets not watch DVD, okay? Ye, yeah, lets do something different. Understood. Muttsurini nodded in agreement, so we again returned back to our seats. That was close Oh yeah, it doesnt look like you have any manga around, Muttsurini. Thats true. I didnt see them. Ill occasionally borrow them from my brothers. Oh yeah. Brothers can borrow things from each other. Thats the benefit of having brothers. (Nods) Fuun, I see~ So thats why~ (Nods). GACHK (BEEP) Well, no matter how close we are, the fact is that the other party will still be hurt if she cant go out with me, so MUTTSURINI!!! Akihisa, Yuuji, out. THATS TOO DESPICABLE! WHO CAN EVEN WATCH A FILM ABOUT SUGAWA-KUN TALKING ABOUT THE DIFFICULTIES OF BEING A POPULAR GUY WITH SUCH A SERIOUS FACE CALMLY!!!? We desperately endure the hell that appeared in our mouths again, and we turn to Muttsurini. Muttsurini, lets not watch this DVD. No, can you please dont play it. Please, Muttsurini. Ill just laugh when I see Sugawa look that serious. Understood. Muttsurini nodded and moved his hand away from the remote. Thats greatIll probably cross the Sanzu river if this film continues to play. In that case, how about we watch some other DVDs? Ah, no, well I, Im fine with it. If we need to eharh, hey, how about we play CDs? Yuuji suggested and reached for the CD rack. Nice going, Yuuji! If its CD, I only have classical music. I suppose I can react to Muttsurinis words here, right? Anyway, better to ignore it for now. No no no. Classical musics good, right, Yuuji? Ye, yeah. Classical musics the best. Since you say so, Ill play it. Muttsurini gets up to press the play button on the CD player. The moment he did that, the speaker let out solemn music. Class 2-Bs Nemoto Kyouji will now begin with the poem reciting again. And theres some unnecessary voice that came with the melody of the music. Muttsurini, lets not listen to the CD then. I dont actually understand classical music. Yeah. To be honest, I dont really like classical music. Understood. Muttsurini stops the CD from playing. Why is Nemoto-kun helping out? Did he help to take revenge on us because his hatred of us is stronger? Oh yeah, Muttsurini. Can I borrow your toilet? Ah, me too. I really feel like going to the toilet since it seems I drank too much tea to wash away the taste in my mouth. Once you walk out of the room, the toilets on the right. Muttsurini said, and Yuuji and I leave the room to head to the toilet. Dont tell me there might be a trap here? As we arrived in front of the toilet, Yuuji raised this question to me. It, its very likely! You first, Yuuji. No, Akihisa, you first. We continue to show our graciousness as we humbly let each other. Cant be helped. In that case, (Sa) I chose rock, Yuuji chose paper. Then, you first, Akihisa. I understand. I lost in janken, so I can only enter the toilet with a realization of death. What kind of trap is in here Arre? Looks normal I cautiously look around the small personal space, but theres nothing really eyecatching. I can see that its a normal, ordinary toilet. Am I thinking too much? Its a flush type toilet, theres a deodorant and a towel beside it, and theres a bidet. Even the bidet installed on the wall is normal. There are three switches on the remote. Stop, butt and wash forward. Theres nothing weird at all. Nn! I thought everything was normal, but it seems like theres something weird. What the heck? I again inspect what I saw. Thats a remote for the bidet, and there are three switches on them. On looking closely, I found that they are Stop, butt and video U! I immediately hold my breath to control the urge to react. A videoit means we can watch a video when we use the toilet? Normally speaking, it should be bidet, right? I strongly hold back the urge to react to remain calm. Calm down, calm down, hang in theredo I want to taste that hell again!? I spend several seconds trying to convince myself. Hideyoshi didnt call me out, and I finally managed to hang on. This is great, really great! Fuu I adjust my breathing and open the bathroom door. Unknowingly, the urge to go to the toilet vanished. Oh, Akihisa, hows the situation? Un, no traps at all. I gave a natural expression as I lied. Its a rare chance, so I should let Yuuji taste my suffering. Really? Thats good. Yuuji enters the bathroom in a relaxed manner, perhaps because I just came out safely. Idiot! Its because Im mentally strong that Im safe. Im a little concerned about the outcome, so I remain there for several seconds. Yuuji, out. DAMN IT! Yuujis roar entered my ears as he was declared out. ~Executing punishment game~ Damnmy tongues all numb now Fufu. Thats too sad, Yuuji. That sort of thing can actually shake you up. Isnt that kind of gimmick common? Un? You mean you were able to remain calm even after noticing whats crucial? Looks like Yuuji thought that I didnt notice the gimmick about the bide(o) and was able to remain calm. Really, Ill be troubled if he looks down on me like that. Of course I can remain calm. Everyone definitely thought about the gimmick regarding bide(o), right? I see, so you didnt notice it as expected. Eh? Come over. Yuuji leads me back into the bathroom. Whats wrong? Read the English translation under the switch. I follow what Yuuji told me and carefully read the video part. Whats underneath is The spellings wrong. gh!! Guuuuu! Are you kidding! Bideothats something even I cant spell wrong here!!! Akihisa, out. DAMN IT!!!!! YUUJI, WHY DID YOU DO SUCH UNNECESSARY THINGS!? Serves you right. Because of this, the feeling in my mouth starts to vanish. Welcome back. You guys are really slow. When we returned to Muttsurinis room, Minamis sitting there calmly for some reason. Were back. Of course, both Yuuji and I didnt comment on why Minamis here. Looking at the current situation, Ill say its best not to take unnecessary risks. What happened? No, nothing special. Just that we wasted some time. I said as I sat down beside Minami, while Yuuji sat down beside Muttsurini. Then, since Shimadas here, the four of us might as wellugh! As he spoke halfway, Yuuji suddenly lowered his head as his shoulders trembled. What? What kind of attack is it now? Whats with Sakamoto, Aki? Un. Who knowsugh!! Minami turned around to look at me, and Im speechless as well. Ughtoo, too despicable! Whats wrong,. Aki? No, nothingnothing at all. If possible, can you please look away to the other side, Minami? Minami, who looked over here, has her breasts increased greatly in size. ImpossibleMinami, the size is too impossible here We continue to endure the urge to react loudly to it, and in response to us being like this, Minami launches another attack. Ah, then Un? Wha, what? You guys are looking at my breasts again, right? !! Yuuji and I lower our lifted heads. GuuI cant imagineMinami actually used her own breasts as a jokethis planning is way too serious Speaking of which, my shoulders ache for some reason~ Minami shook the breasts (something that looked like them) as she put her hands on her shoulders. Someonesaveme! I dont feel that I can hang on for much longer As we hold our breaths to endure Well, ahaha, Im just joking here. Minami laughed, seemingly trying to shake off this tense atmosphere. And then, she smiles and continues, Oh yeah, do you guys know? Un? Imactually rather hurt here THEN DONT DO SUCH THINGS!!! Akihisa, Yuuji, out. Whats with this plan? Why is everyone so serious? Theyre going to harm us even if it means sacrificing themselves? Well then, Aki, Sakamoto, do your best~ Minami waved her hand as she left the roomand Hideyoshi seems to come in as a substitution with the cookies from hell. What became of this plan Why did even Minami join in so enthusiastically After the tough battle against the invader of tastes, the room now has Muttsurini, Yuuji and me. Dont mind the details. Detailsto put it, its pointless to think about such things, so I dont really mind. But were lucky that Hideyoshis the assistant in the punishment, so were saved there. Yuuji poured another glass of tea as he said. Thats true, If Hideyoshis to do an impersonation, I cant possibly remain calm. Yeah. Its a foul if that guy gets in on the action. Hahaha. Yuuji and I look at each other as we laugh. KACHAK Then, lets have both of you enjoy my impersonations. I really regret it now. It would be fine if we hadnt said such unnecessary things. First, well start with understanding. Hideyoshi puts his hand in front of his chest and gets ready to impersonate. Fumitzuki Gakuens teacherThe Ironman who learns the otaku culture to understand what young men think, but learns the wrong thing for his learning was incompleteNishimura-sensei. Thishow is it possible to understand it!? Silence in the room. Therefore, Ima tsundere. FUGHH!!! We didnt manage to endure it. Then We started giggling, but Hideyoshi doesnt seem to mind our reaction as he continues to perform. Then, the next will also be a teacher from Fumitzuki Gakuen What the talented woman whos the level headTakahashi-sensei will definitely not say. If its something she definitely wont say, it wont be considered in impersonation, right? Who decided that one person can only buy one pack! FUHAHA! We again couldnt endure it. Then, for the last person. We exploded into laughter twice, and Hideyoshi still intends to continue. Is this a skit? This impersonation is part of drama to Hideyoshi, so thats why hes so serious, right? Quoting Fumitzuki Gakuens student What Class 2-F male studentKinosheeta Hideyoshi definitely wont say. After saying that, Hideyoshi paused. Actually, I hate drama the most. We managed to endure it. Un? Muuyou, you two, why arent you laughing? Tha, thats because, Id said that I was to make an impersonation, but I impersonated myself! Isnt that weird normally? Its weird, right, Yuuji, Akihisa? Wh, why are you showing such expressions? Its funny, right? Youre already about to lose it, right? Uuu You, YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST! Hideyoshis so embarrassed that he ran out of the room at full speed. OUT! OUT! YUUJI AND AKIHISA LAUGHED TWICE! THEY HAVE TO TAKE DOUBLE PUNISHMENT!! But it seems that he does remember about the punishment game well. It doesnt seem like Hideyoshi wants to appear in front of us as Minami became the one in charge of carrying out the punishment. After a while, we finally regain consciousness, and on first glance, were chatting away with each other rather heartily. Eh? Muttsurini, you never played that game before? (Nods) Too bad. That games really interesting. I got addicted to that game. Its really interesting. Speaking of which, I dont even have a console. Come over to my house next time. Youll definitely get addicted. I was fooled by Akihisa the last time as well, so I ended up buying the console as well. Even though you say so, you want to drag Muttsurini down as well, right, Yuuji? Yuuji. Well, it was rather fun anyway. The three of us continue to chat away like this calmly. Un un, a peaceful atmosphere is finally (Stsk). !!(Swoosh) What? The moment Muttsurini reached out for the tea, Yuuji and I got into battle position. Wha, whatisnt he going to start some form of trap? Thats really misleading. Yuuji and I immediately relax and regain our usual composure. No, its nothing, Muttsurini. I just saw a little strange earthbound spirit. Yeah, dont mind, Muttsurini. Ill be worried if thats the case. Hahaha This isnt funny. We laughed and joked around. No no, sometimes, things like this are (Kachak). !!! (BEEP) An important message from the popular kingSugawa Ryo. Too despicableattacking when were slightly careles Mu, Muttsurini, hand the remote over to me now. I cant stand it if my stomach gets attacked again. This DVD is way too dangerous. I dont know what will happen if we dont hurry up and get the remote back. Actually, Im not really that popular HAND IT OVER, MUTTSURINI!! THA, THATS RIGHT! IF YOU DONT HURRY, WELL LATER Akihisa, Yuuji, out. DAMN IT!!! ~Executing punishment game. Since youre not willing to hand the remote over, I just have to confiscate the disc. My body wont be able to take it if I continue to watch such things I drag my body thats trembling from the poison and take the disc out from the DVD player. We wont be watching Sugawa-kuns video again. Speaking of which, you really worked hard for this plan. Leaving aside us, even Sugawa, Hideyoshi and Shimada are all really serious. Un un. Really, everyone, theres a limit to having fun here, right? Minami for example used something she depreciates herself over without worry. Does she really want us to suffer punishment? I wondered as I subconsciously look over to where Minami sat. At this moment Un? I found something dropped there. What is it? I take that thing up to confirm. Eh, this is Breast pad (right) Ugh! Whydid she drop such a thingif she say that shes hurtshe shouldnt drop such a thing here Akihisa, why are you suddenly so quiet and trembling? N, no, its nothing at all. Really? Thenoi, Muttsurini, what disc are you going to play now? This DVD (pulls out) Muttsurini throws the DVD case over to Yuuji. (Pats) Un? Whats this? Discuss what you like about the person you love, volume 1? Oi, this, Start (Kachak) (BEEP)Class 2-A Kirishima Shouko, please talk about the person you like. Yuuji immediately showed an expressionless look. Most likely, he closed his heart to defend himself. I like his eyes. Those gentle eyes that look stern but will protect others. I like his voice. The powerful and boisterous voice that can be heard anywhere. I like his personality, how he acts for the sake of others even as he suffers. KILL ME!! JUST KILL ME ALREADY!!! Yuuji couldnt endure it as he roared out. Even couples who are formally going out will find it hard to endure this once they hear each other talk serious about what they like about each other. Yuuji here is also dishonest, and hes not going out with Kirishima-san, so its impossible for him to hang on. Hideyoshi brought the cookies over, and Yuuji chewed on the cookies with determination. Damn itthis videos completely aimed at me! This goes against the premise of me having the same conditions as Akihisa Yuuji swayed as he supported his body. During this time, Muttsurini changes the DVD and picks up the remote. The label on the disc case is Discuss what you like about the person you love, volume 2. Oi, wait! Ho Start. (Kachak) Before Yuuji could even stop him, Muttsurini pressed the button. (BEEP)Class 2-A Kubo Toshimitsu, please talk about the person you like. This unexpected choice of person caused me to doubt my eyes for a moment. The person I like is very outgoing and friendly. That persons dull-wittedness is very cute, and theres a healing feeling when Im with that person. Also, that person who show amazing mobility when in a pinch. On the screen, Kubo-kun looked serious as he talked about the person he likes. Un, I was really shocked when Kubo-kun appeared, but I dont think thats enough to shock me, right? He, is such a charming person. AHAHAHAHA!! THA, THATS TOO SNEAKY, KUBO-KUN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HIM? THAT KUBO-KUN ACTUALLY PRETENDED TO SAY THAT HE LIKES A GUY! This joke is really that funny, but Yuuji isnt laughing for some reason. I cant laugh at that Im reflecting over it a little. Im rolling on the floor in laughter, but Yuuji and Muttsurini muttered with bitter expressions. After the attacks of the DVD, we finally managed to have a peaceful time. Im back. Im so tired~ Im back. Ah, Im so hungry. At this moment, the voice of a lively girl and a lazy guy rang. So Muttsurinis other brother and sister came back too? In other words, the 4 siblings, including the two brothers and one sister are all back. You really have a lot of siblings, Muttsurini. Its really amazing to have 4 siblings. My parents wanted a daughter. Ah, the first three are all sons. So their wish was granted when the fourth one was born, right? My parents said that if they gave birth to a boy the fourth time, they would give up. In that case, your parents must be happy when your sister was born. They normally favor her, right? No, not at all. Really? I thought your sister would be a calm princess. Maybe its because were with the quiet Muttsurini for so long that I had an impression of his sister beforehand. Maybe its because of the many brothers that shes very outgoing. Does she take part in club activities? My oldest brother plays basketball, my second brother plays soccer, and my little sister plays tennis. Amazing, seems like you have a sporty family. The voice I heard just now was rather energetic, so she should be a rather energetic little sister. How did you end up like this in such an environment No, in a certain way, ero is an extension of sports, so Muttsurinis existence in his family is still logical. I have no idea what you guys are talking about at all. I say, its useless to pretend otherwise in front of us now. I dont think its just us; everyone in the school knows about this. Really? Arent you even aware of it at all Did Muttsurini think that he could hide it from everyone? With these feelings, we continue to chat Speaking of which, there are no other traps now, right? Basically used them all. Really? I can finally relax now. Ever since the middle of the contest between Akihisa and me, we had no idea who was the winner. Instead of a contest, its more like a struggle to live. Yeah, thanks to that punishment game. Yuuji and I look at each other and grin. Now Im hungry after hearing that there are no traps. Lets go downstairs. Oh yeah, Muttsurinis brother said that he was going to prepare snacks for us. (Nods). Nice timing. I just wanted to meet the other brother and sister. We get up and head to the living room. Well, there are a lot of traps, but theres nothing that really agitated us. Un un. I think theres ample proof of how strong we are mentally. But you had to do many punishment games. Thats just an imagination. We said as we open the door to the living room. And then, what appears in front of us is (Limp) (Limp) (Limp) The pale limp bodies of Muttsurinis siblings and a cookie that was eaten. D, dont tell me that cookie is Muttsurini ran over to the three of them to check on them. Theyre not breathing. SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!! In the end, this is the day we were most shaken up. Volume 9.5, Special Bulletin: Ironfist-senseis Life Counseling Chatroom (Part II) Volume 9.5, Special Bulletin: Ironfist-sensei''s Life Counseling Chatroom Part II Ironman-sensei: This time, we''re going to go about doing the correct method of extracting information. What does it mean to extract information? There are many countless disasters in the world recently. Discard unnecessary information from the vast amount of information you can''t handle. Do not try to understand what the reports are about. Just remember the necessary information. This is the so-called information extraction I''m talking about. Ironman-sensei: What Sugawa did the last time was not information extraction, but manipulating the information through parts. The important thing is to not change the content of the information and keep what you find important or interesting. Do you two understand? Yoshii Akihisa-kun + Tamano Miki-san: Yes! I''ll try it out! Yoshii Akihisa''s Chosen Reports Also, our reporter had interviewed the other students who took part in this experiment, only to get negative feedback like I got messed around hard. I had enough of this. and I dont want to experience such a thing. That damned old grannys definitely up to no good no matter what she does. It seemed that just like how there are two opposing sides on the view of fortune telling, there are two opposing sides in regards to predicting the appearances of the children. Also, the aforementioned children-sized summoned beasts are just modifications of the summoners characteristics, and the childrens growth environments and social relationships are not considered. As for this, due to the fact that technology isnt at that level yet, it wouldnt be easy to count in other factors. Class 2-Fs grades are improving. According to rumors, class 2-F, hailed the number 1 worst class in the school, has been improving their grades recently. The general consensus is that part of the reason is due to the continual summoning wars helping F class to improve their grades. Class rep Sakamoto Yuuji-shi and Yoshii Akihisa-shi have made huge improvements, and even Tsuchiya Kouta-shi and Sugawa Ryo-shis grades have improved by a little. Home Economics Classroom exploded. Luckily, no one was hurt. The Home Economics Room, which was opened for students to prepare their refreshments for club activities, exploded for unknown reasons. According to Himeji Mizuki-san, who was inside the classroom, It suddenly exploded once I added Nitric acid, Sulfuric Acid and Glycerine last when I was making cookies. On the other hand, in regards to the news that the Home Economics Classroom has to be closed, Fight against pressure in current society. Works extremely well against stomachaches and vomiting! ~All-powerful gastrointestinal drug~ Please purchase from the Chemistry Department. Proven to be unauthorized by the Government. Nearby School walk-along and eat-along MAP. Yo!tteke From the school to the station, The ultimate perfect edition map to all the alleys! The piping hot ramen in the shopping street alley is the latest craze! First Issue, 150 yen. Tamano Miki''s Chosen Reports boys can have babies with each othe Volume 9.5, Me and Quarrels and Unbelievable Idiots Volume 9.5, Me and Quarrels and Unbelievable Idiots Yuuji, youll be late for the opening ceremony if you dont go out now, you know? Mom said as she saw me relaxing in the living room. Its now 8.30am. Considering the distance from my house to Fumitzuki Gakuen, I should be able to barely make it to the opening ceremony at nine. Its embarrassing if youre late for the opening ceremony, you know? She had been nagging me over and over again, yet moms voice had merely a tinge of fatigue. Middle school life was over. From today onward, my new life in high school will begin. Actually, I dont want to be late. Yuuji, are you listening? Its just that there was a very high chance that Ill meet that troublesome person if I left at this time. Im wearing time down to avoid trouble. Reallyhaving such an attitude even at the opening ceremony Speaking of which, I had already tried to avoid going to the same school as that person before I actually said something, so I didnt tell anyone other than the teachers which school I wanted to go to. But why Its rare for this okaa-san to tell Shouko-chan Yuujis choice of school so that you two can go to the same school together SO ITS YOU!!! ?? Whats the matter, Yuuji? Mom actually showed a ridiculous face without any signs of remorse. What do you mean by whats the matter! Dont just tell anyone else my secret! Also, Yuuji. How can you call okaa-san you? Un? Ah, is that sosorry, mom. I just blurted it out. People nearby will think that were a couple, you know? ITS TOO EARLY FOR ME TO GET MARRIED AND YOURE MARRIED TO DAD AND WEVE BEEN GETTING ALONG WITH THE NEIGHBOURS FOR MORE THAN 10 YEARS SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THE COUPLE IS AND ALSO ANYONE CAN TELL THAT THERES A HUGE DIFFERENCE IN AGE BETWEEN ME AND MY MOM AND SPEAKING OF WHICH WE ARE REALLY BLOOD-RELATED HERE! Amazing, Yuuji. Impressive lung capacity. THATS NOT THE POINT! I seemed to hear my nerves been worn out like a chopping board being scratched. My body really cant take this situation that I have to handle so early in the morning I looked up to see the time, and 5 minutes passed. Its about time. Then, Ill slowly I got up from the sofa. I used up enough time. Time to go to school. Oh yeah, Yuuji. What time should okaa-san leave? I was stopped by this sudden question. To be honest, this mom of mine who was like a gathering of airheads will be troublesome if she comes along. Ill just make up a lie here. Fumitzuki Gakuens opening ceremony doesn''t allow for parents to come in. Oh, is that so? What a pity~ I started to worry about this mom of mine who doesnt suspect others. Then, okaa-san will wear a uniform. And then, this mom of mine who could think of such an idea worries me even more. THINK OF YOUR AGE! ITS OBVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE HERE, RIGHT!? Yeah~I can definitely go in if Im younger by two years. 2 YEARS!? YOU MISSED OUT ON AN EXTRA ZERO! Reallyyoure a man, Yuuji. Dont worry about such a trivial thing. I just made a mistake in the number. ITS JUST A MISTAKE, BUT THE MISTAKE IS THE DIGIT HERE! This is really a shameless mistake. I couldnt help but sigh. Mom seemed to think of something and clapped her hands to say. Oh yes, Yuuji. Dont buy any snacks on the way home, alright? Dont buy snacks? What does she meanwait, dont tell me, Mom. Are you thinking of cooking again? Yes. I want to make a few dishes to celebrate. Moms face showed a happy smile. No way. I understand that intention, but Allow me to ask, what are you intending to make? Oh yes, I went shopping yesterday, and the thing thats similar to sea urchin is extremely cheap. CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT THAT SIMILAR THING!? I CANT TELL WHETHER ITS EDIBLE OR NOT! Its okay if its chestnut, and kiwi is still acceptable, but I cant agree if its a scrubbing brush! And also, it came with detergent for washing dishes. AND ITS REALLY THE LAST ONE! Looks like I have to clear up the cooking that will shock the whole world after school when I get home. Haaanyway, Im going to school now. Okay, take care. I grabbed my bag, got up, and walked to the corridor. Say hi to Shouko-chan for me. I didnt answer those words before I stepped out of the house. Fumitzuki Gakuen is built on a slope. No, its more like a hill. The slope steepness is different for each path chosen, and on this one, we have to get off our bicycles to go up. Itll be a lot easier to go back, however, This slope Itll be dangerous if the cyclist doesnt brake to slow down. Thus, the energy used to go up the slope in the morning will all be for naught when the bicycle has to keep braking and creating friction when going down. The energy will be all wasted. Do I have to climb up every day Im walking up to school, so Im not having it as tough as the people riding the bicycles. However, Im rather bothered when I think about the future. What in the world was the school committee thinking, choosing such a place? Oh yeah, the reason is just that simple. Its either because the land price is cheap or that its easier to ensure a large land. This place is closer to the residential streets, but a lot further from the city. One can reach the outskirts if he goes off in the opposite direction, so there wont be any competition for land. The scenery is fine though. I stopped to look around. Below me, I could see two sceneries that unfolded in front of me, the city I know of and the outskirts leading to the unknown road. As expected of an Opening Ceremony, most of the students have already arrived at school. I cant see any students climbing up this slope behind me. Also, its obvious why I chose to come to school at such a time. There were still 5 minutes till the Opening Ceremony. I heard that everyone will be gathered at the sports hall and leave the class sorting aside first. Once the Ceremonys over, everyone will then be assigned to their classes. I might as well be late since Im going to hear such stupid nonsense. I thought as I climb up the slope leading to the school gate. Yuuji. And then, just when I was about to enter the school compound, I heard a faint voice. Immediately, my mouth feels bitter. I was relieved that I didnt see her at my house. So, shes been waiting here I forcefully ignored those words and continued on. Yuuji. Yuuji. Yuuji. My breasts have grown to size C. GANK!! My eyes saw stars as I knocked into the telegraph pole. Yuuji. Is your head alright? ILL RETURN THOSE WORDS RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!! I roared at my worried looking childhood friend. Its like we had such a conversation when we were young! It cant be helped. I can only give up on ignoring Shouko and face her. Shouko. We promised before about what you should do when were going to the same school, right? Dont talk to me in school. But its still outside the school. Then, Ill correct that. Dont talk to me on the streets too. Thats too much. Even I dont understand why I want to keep my distance from her. Perhaps somewhere inside my heart, I want to abandon that embarrassing past of mine. I want to talk to you, Yuuji. Shouko has never changed her attitude about this worthless me ever since grade schoolor rather, shes been treating me better. Yuuji, what should I do to make you willing to talk to me? Who knows? Ever since that incident 5 years ago, I consciously realized that I have to change my lifestyle in the future. I tried to argue, train myself and get away from studies. The opinions of the people around me went from prodigy to problematic. But deep inside my heart, ever since 5 years ago, nothing has changed at all. Yuuji, does being with me hurts you? Im immediately left speechless. Even as I continued to push her aside, this girl still looked over at me with innocent eyes. No matter how much I hate myself, she always said that she likes me. To me, thatsreally, really painful. Yuuji, you hate yourself, right? I cant answer. However, Shouko suddenly says something weird. Ill be patient. Patient? What about it? Ill be patient with you until youre willing to be with me, Yuuji. Im really amazed by those words that were said inadvertently, and thinks, (This girl is, really mature compared to me) The person she likes is treating her so coldly; and yet she is not angry but thinking about others. If this is not maturity, I dont know what is. (Compared to her, Im) My heart is filled with darkness. Her worry seems to reveal my immaturity, and I feel even more damnedthis is embarrassing. Shouko ignores my self-loathing and continues, Ill be patient, so Un? What? I want to kiss you. (ACK ACK ACK)!!! Im being too foolish. My opinion on this girl really changed this moment. Yuuji. Yuuji. Dont ignore me. I continued to walk fast in front, and Shoukos complaining followed behind me. Ahh, this is annoying. How about if I run off like this? Just when I was thinking about that, someone suddenly called out. We, well, that student over there. Its a voice I never heard of before. Most likely, its a student whos coming to the same Opening Ceremony as us. From the sound of it, he sounds like a decent guy. He must be an idiot whos trying to be kind after seeing me ignore Shouko. How troublesome. I might as well ignore this guy as well. I increase my pace again. It seem that Shouko has given up halfway as there are no movements at all. However, Thats weird. Did he not hear me? I have no idea who continues to yap without backing away. Never mind. Ill just ignore him. Oithe student over there Anyway, Ill just ignore him. Oi oido you hear me? Ill still ignore him. Uuthis is troublesomeare his ears not working well? It seems that he has finally given up. This weird battle of ignoring ends with the opposing stranger giving up. How annoying. I sighed slightly and turned my gaze slightly to see the owner of the voice. Standing over there was a male student of the same age, over 165cm, messy out-of-bed hair, and has an idiotic look. And for some reason, hes wearing a sailor uniform. HOW CAN I IGNORE THIS!!?? I cant help but exclaim. Whats with this guy!!? A pervert!!? If not, someone with an abnormal personality!!? Ehh? What, what? Whats wrong? Is there something behind me? ITS ABOUT YOU! THE ONE STANDING THERE WITH A BLANK FACE AND WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM!! WHY THE HELL MUST I BE LOOKING AT THE PEOPLE BEHIND!? DONT YOU REALIZE HOW WEIRD YOU LOOK!? That guy finally noticed that the you was referring to him when I pointed at him, and says with a shocked expression, Ahh! No, thats not it!! This is! Not it!? What about it? This is a middle school uniform! OI, WAIT A SEC! WERE YOU WEARING A SAILOR UNIFORM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!? HASNT ANYONE TOLD HIM ANYTHING ABOUT IT!? HIS FRIENDS HAVE GONE THROUGH THREE YEARS WITH HIM EITHER WAY, RIGHT!!? No, its not like this! This uniform belongs to Seiran Girls Middle School! Nee AND A GIRLS SCHOOL AT THAT!? LETTING A GUY IN TOO!! ARE THE TEACHERS IDIOTS JUST LIKE THE STUDENTS!!?? AARRRGGGHHH!! THE MISUNDERSTANDING JUST GOT WORSE!!! RELAX! IM NOT MISTAKEN AT ALL!! THIS GUYS MOST DEFINITELY A PERVERT! ITS HARD TO MISUNDERSTAND THIS! LI, LISTEN TO ME! DONT GET NEAR ME!! PERVERTEDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS!! THATS WHY I SAY THAT ITS NOT!! DO, DONT COME NEAR ME!! Before I realized it, Im sprinting down the field, but I just cant shake him off. This, this pervert, hes really fast! I GOT IT! I KNOW, ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING! STOP CHASING ME NOW!! LIAR! YOU WILL STOP AND LISTEN TO ME IF YOU KNOW THAT ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING! STOP SPOUTING NONSENSE! HOW CAN I STOP WHEN IM BEING CHASED BY A PERVERT!!? THATS WHY I SAY ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING! DAMN IT! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GO ALL OUT! ALL OUT!? STO, STOP JOKING AROUND!! OHHH!? A misunderstanding created another one? This is bad! I still cant shake off the pervert as I continued to play tag with him. No, its an understatement to say that were playing tag. The one chasing me is really a devil, a messenger of hell spreading fear and despair. In this type of crisis which I have never experienced before, my sanity finally gives up on working as my instincts are the only thing driving me. I, whos trying to escape from the terror, instinctively thought of seeking help as I dashed towards the opening ceremony in the sports hall. <> <> PERVERT!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! *Chatter* *Pe, pervert!?* *Is the principal here a pervert!?* *No wonder the school fees are so cheap!* <> As I ran into the sports hall, Im already surrounded by buzzing. It cant be helped since theres a pervert appearing here! However, I find myself calming down slightly because of the other people around me, who are already panicking. Therere a whole lot of people in the sports hall. With so many people around me, maybe I can shake off this pervert. If I have to ask for help, nows the time! I take a deep breath. LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS! ANYONE CONFIDENT ENOUGH IN THEIR FIGHTING ABILITIES, STEP RIGHT UP! THOSE NOT CONFIDENT ENOUGH WILL ONLY GET IN THE WAY. BACK DOWN! My voice echoes through the hall. EH!? WHAT!? A FIGHT THIS TIME!? WHATS WRONG TODAY!? On hearing the voice, the pervert chasing me panicked. Idiot! Ill finish off this pervert whos attacking in the middle of daylight! Just like a certain scene in the <>, the crowd scattered with me at the center. Just like I ordered, those guys who werent confident in their skills kept their distance. In that case, there wont be people getting in the way. Thats good. The problem is ISNT ANYONE CONFIDENT IN THEIR OWN FIGHTING ABILITIES!? The problem is that no one was willing to help me take on the pervert. Eh! Even though this school isnt ordinary, it is still a prep school. To think that there is a gathering of students who cant fight. All of them moved as I move, with me still at the center. Damn it! Someone, someone help me! I continued to move, and the space moves as well. However, a student remained still even with everyone moving. (Good! Someones willing to come over!) I gave myself a victory sign secretly as I look at the courageous person. That person has long limbs, a long ponytail, and the head was swaying. Sleeping. YOURE SLEEPING AT SUCH A MOMENT!!? THATS JUST NOT RUNNING AWAY! YOU Itsuki! YOU GOT MY HOPES UP FOR NOTHING! SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO SLEEP IN SUCH A SITUATION!? DO YOU HAVE SOME DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE FROM ORDINARY HUMANS!? Forget about that. ANYONE WILLING TO STEP UP!? I change my mood and call the people around me. Damn it. No one is coming out. In this case, I can only go alone! Getting mentally ready, I stopped there. After a while, a male teacher appeared there. Are you two freshmen? *BOING* A terrifyingly deep sound can be heard from the abdomen. The male teacher had muscles that look like they can rip up his suit. This presence just feels like a fighter whos been through countless battles. This, this guys way too reliable! Its only just the start of school. You sure got guts. The muscled teacher folds his arms and smirks as he looks impressed. Im really embarrassed to be praised by such a muscular man. Dont say that. Im not that amazing. I have to deny his words. Unlike me, whos being chased, that teachers guts cant be underestimated, even though hes taking on a pervert for his students sake. How can I accept the praise when Im the one asking for help? I really cant accept that. However, that teacher says the same thing again. No no. You really have guts. And then, he got into position. Both of you. Eh? After that, the muscled teacher glares at me and the pervert. Un? Why are you standing opposite me? O, OI! WAIT! YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE PERVERT DOWN THERE! WE, WELL! IM DIFFERENT FROM THIS GUY! IM NOT LOOKING FOR A FIGHT! YOU TWOIDIOTS!!! GGGYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! An unprecedented terror strikes me as a huge force I have never experienced hits me. Wha, whats going on!? Is, is this teacherreally human!? Whydid it end up like thisIm just about to, tell you, that there was a girl talking to you Before I fainted, that faint voice can be heard beside me. Just like that, the worst ever opening ceremony ended (while I was still unconscious), and now, were sorted into our classes and introducing ourselves. My body endures the pain as I put my hand on my cheek and looked forward. Ryo. Nice to meet you. Theres nothing out of the ordinary. Just a simple self-introduction in order. My name is, Shimada, Minami. Nice to meet you. The strange feeling isnt because of the words, but the pronunciation. It doesnt sound Japanese. I thought that shes an overseas student and opened my eyes wide to check. However, the owner of that voice doesnt look like a foreigner, but a Japanese Im used to seeing. (Un? Isnt that person the one sleeping in the midst of the buzzing?) Whether its the strange pronunciation or the attitude during the opening ceremony, Im rather bothered by them. I then look at the name on the blackboard. Over there, the name Shimayumi Mikare is written there. Since she calls herself Shimada Minami, I guess she probably wrote the wrong name. Shimada-san is a Japanese from Germany, and she has just returned, so everyone, please help her out. The teacher helped Shimada finish off. Shes a girl who came back from overseas? No wonder the pronunciation and kanji are wrong. She was sleeping not because she was bored or it was spring, but the time difference. Maybe thats the reason. *Snickers* I can hear people around me snickering. Most likely, theyre laughing at Shimada for writing the wrong kanji. (Tch, how stupid.) Deep inside, I mocked those idiots who were snickering away. Just now, the teacher mentioned that she just returned. Also, I can tell from the pronunciation just now that Shimada has just started learning Japanese not too long ago, but now shes speaking Japanese and using kanji to write her name. Shes entering whats considered a high school life, and now has to be independent in such a different culture, yet shes still pulling herself through like this. This itself is worthy of praise. However, I can tell how impatient this crowd is when theyre laughing away. The people laughing are laughing at their own ignorance. I hope we can get along! As I was thinking about this, Shimadas self-introduction ended. Then, based on the order, its my turn now. I slowly walk to the front and immediately say my name out clearly. Im Sakamoto Yuuji from Kannazuki Middle School. That one sentence caused everyone else to start muttering. That guys Kannazukis The infamous devil That guy seems really amazing It seems some of them knows about my middle school past as they give me probing and disgusted looks. With the action during the opening ceremony just now, Ill be viewed as a violent student with many problems. Fu Its fine. I dont have to deliberately explain to them. I slowly walk back like how I walked to the podium, and returned to my seat. And then, the next student introduced himself. My names Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Id hope we can get along. That weird tone caused me to widen my closing eyes to checkwhats going on? Why isnt that person there wearing a girls uniform? No, wait, the names Hideyoshi, so thats a guy, right/ but he doesnt look like a guy in the first place I tilted my head to wonder, and Kinosheetas self-introduction ended. The next student walked in front. Ill just leave this memory of Kinosheeta being a really weird guy with an unspecified gender in my mind. Yeah, at least I should remember a name. Besides, there cant possibly be a second strange person like this. Tsuchiya Kouta. Interests are pervno There is one. And what follows next is. speciality is stealing phonothing much. After saying that, a camera and recorder can be seen from Tsuchiyas pockets. (Why, why isnt anyone telling him off yet!?) His interest is to take photos secretly, specialty is to eavesdrop, and the gadgets on him really have a criminal feel. Thats too weird. Thats way too obviously weird. My common sense was about to collapse, and there was another self-introduction. Im Yoshii Akihisa from Nagatsuki Middle School. I hope we can get along. The one who said that as he kept his head low is that idiot who was wearing the sailor uniform this morning. I see, so this guys called Yoshii Akihisa. Ill remember that as an important person to be wary against. Hes a pervert. After that, there werent any strange self-introductions, and the HR time ended. In the end, amongst the names I remembered, the once with the most common sense is that girl who came back to the country, huh? As I got ready to leave, I heard the voice of that girl who came back from afar. Shut up, you swines. Looks like I have to take that back, I thought. Before I noticed it, its been a week since that chaotic opening ceremony. I managed to get used to school life, and I can finally enjoy a peaceful life. But thats impossible. That guy is that Sakamoto He challenged all the students and teachers to a fight during the opening ceremony Looks like hes looking for someone to fight against I heard that he had some grievances against people from other schools I had been going through every single day uncomfortably with the strange stares coming at me from afar. Let me state this first. I had never personally tried to look for trouble. What happened during the opening ceremony was a misunderstanding caused by an unfortunate situation. They arent completely baseless, but these are rumors I dont really want. Even so, I can accept that. The problem is, I heard that Sakamoto-kun and Yoshii-kun had something strange going on between them. Ah, I know. Those two were chasing each other during the opening ceremony, right? Both of them were late at the same time. What did they do? The problem is the rumors coming from here. At this point, it isnt a question of whether I can handle it. I have to eliminate this completely. This is the worst possible kind of rumor. However, I couldnt talk to the girls staring at me like this and tell them Its not like that between me and that guy. Thats a misunderstanding. Not only that, the way I tell them might cause the opposite effect. It will be bad for me to let the rumors subside quietly. Anyway, Yoshii and I dont have that kind of relationship, and we havent even interacted normally before Ah, Sakamoto-kun. Do you have time later? I have something to talk to you about after school. YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT HERE!? EH? WHAT WHAT!? WHATS GOING ON!? Actually choosing such timing to appear too! I couldnt help but grab Yoshii on the torso. This guy really doesnt know what the situation is like now!! Sa, Sakamoto-kun. Why are you already so angry when Im just talking with you? Cant you sense the mood now? Ermare you thinking, Sakamoto-kun? THATS NOT IT. IM SAYING TO CHECK THE SITUATION AROUND US BEFORE TRYING TO TALK TO ME! CANT YOU SEE THE STARES AROUND US!!? Heh? Surroundings, as in Wah. Looks like theyre worried about others staring at them As expected, in places we cant see Therere really people like this. High school is amazing ??? What are those people over there talking about? Yoshii just stood down there, stunned with a perplexed expression. So he cant choose the timing properly and has such bad understanding ability? This idiot. Theyre saying that my relationship with you is very weird. Ha? What does that mean? Who knows? Also, dont approach me randomly, to prevent further misunderstandings. Eh? That means After thinking hard for a little bit, Yoshii seemed to finally understand whats going on, and then, I, Ill be bothered here! Ill go correct it!) He panicked and went to the girls talking away. Fm, this might be better for me anyway. (If I were to go, I might not even be able to talk to them) Ill wait for him to clear the misunderstanding. After talking to the girls for a moment, Yoshii returned. Now, what happened? Is the misunderstanding cleared? Have they actually GONE to such a relationship!? they said in a shocked manner WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU TELL THEM!? Didnt this make the misunderstanding worse! MOVE ASIDE. MY TURN! I pushed Yoshii aside and walked to the girls. I was worried whether they would run away in fear because they were scared, but luckily, the girls were willing to listen to me normally this time as Yoshii went to them before. Several minutes later, I went back to my seat. This time, Yoshii looked uneasy as he asked me. How is it? Do they understand? Ahh, no problems. I straightened my back and answered. Really. Thats great~ I told them that you were a pervert who like to cross-dress, and I ran away in fear after seeing that. They immediately understood after they heard that. WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Theres nothing to deny about that. Thats the fact after all. GO CORRECT THAT, SAKAMOTO-KUN! I MERELY WORE A SAILOR UNIFORM WHEN I ATTENDED THE OPENING CEREMONY! ILL BE TROUBLED IF IM MISUNDERSTOOD! OI, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU CANT SAY MERELY WHEN YOURE A GUY WEAING A SAILOR UNIFORM! What kind of common sense does this guy have anyway!? AND I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO TALK TO YOU BACK THEN! THATS JUST YOU BEING A BUSYBODY, PERVERT! Wha! YOURE THE ONE WITH SPECIAL INTERESTS! IGNORING SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL!? AHH!? YOU DARE TO SAY THAT We continued to argue with each other, and just when were about to grab each other by the throats. What are you two doing? The crude voice entered our arguments. Its the muscleman teacher whos in charge of remedials who knocked Yoshii (the pervert) and me out at the opening ceremony. He suddenly entered the classroom, perhaps getting ready for the next class. Tch. I retract the hand I reached out and sat back in my seat. My head unknowingly started to heat up, but on thinking about this carefully, theres no point in punching this idiot up. Itll only be a waste of time to be his opponent. The teacher stared at the pervert and me with sharp eyes. Sakamoto. I heard a lot about you. Dont do anything that will make the rumors come true. He warned. The rumors the muscular teacher mentioned was most probably the violent incidents I will commit. Its true that beside this teacher, the other teachers seem to be viewing me as a student who would use violence in school. If I make even the slightest move here, it will become a huge problem. Then, as Takenaka-sensei is seriously ill at this moment, Ill take over the lessons. Flip open to page 13 of the textbook The muscular teacher didnt say anything more to me as he took the teaching materials and started to teach. What appears in front of me is a scene of a lesson that had not changed much even though I''m a High School student now. The explanation of the teacher just entered by one ear and went out by another ear, and I inadvertently looked out the window. During this time, a figure of a single highschool girl entered my field of vision. (Still giving that bored look.) The girl who returned back from overseas had her hand supporting her chin, and the textbook on the table wasnt flipped opened at all, and she looked lethargic while sighing away. (Looks like shes still not used to life here) I never actually saw her talking happily with others before. The words she said on the first day and her classification as someone who returned from overseas caused the people in the class to keep their distance from her. Yoshii. Do you know the meaning of this term? Yes? E, erm, it means interestingthat would be great. Why is it that your answer has your own wish mixed in at the end The muscular teacher sighed, and everyone in the class laughed heartily. Shimada was staring at Yoshii, whos standing in the midst of the laughter, with envyhatred. (That guy is being completely hated.) I thought as I watched the eyes full of hatred. Looking at this, its not impossible for Shimada not to pull Yoshii out and vent her frustrations. This will only be a disaster for Yoshii, who doesnt know that Shimada hates him. Even so, I can understand the feeling, why Yoshii infuriates others. Thats because, even if my reason is different from Shimada, I dont like Yoshii. (Even if thats the case, I cant think of anything) Ill only waste my time and effort getting involved with such an idiot. Itll be better if I dont. After making this conclusion, I give up on thinking and close my eyes silently. Just like that, the boring day ended. A few days passed, and its been two weeks since the Opening Ceremony ended. There was no change in the stares from the teachers and the students at me or the surrounding situation. How stupidtheres nothing to talk about, and yet theyre nitpicking at my habits. Really I muttered to myself. After school, I was told to go to the staff room, so I thought something was up, but it seemed that a neighboring school had an incident of violence that caused the teacher to nag. It seemed that I was convicted just by suspicion, and I really wanted to actually take action. Damn it, judging others just by looks and rumors. I can understand that it cant be helped when others misunderstand, but its a completely different thing emotionally. Nobody will be happy being told off for something they never did. The few people who were chatting on the corridors after school either looked at me or hurriedly left for the exit while looking terrified, thinking that I would find trouble with them, perhaps because they saw me being all unhappy. What idiots. How can I possibly fight them if they dont provoke me? I was really unhappy and walked back quickly to my classroom to hurry up and head home. Is everyone already going out with their friends or taking part in club activities just two weeks since the school opening? I dont know the specific reasons as theres no one in the classroom. What reason? What time is it now? After looking at the watch, I understood. Normally, students would have already gone home at this time. I silently listened to the teacher silently and got detained for a long time with a whats with that look, are you thinking of fighting back? If it wasnt for the muscular teacher in charge of remedial returning to the staff room to stop that teacher, it could have been much longer. Why must I suffer so much? I thought as I grabbed the bag that was placed on my own table and got ready to go home. As I was too forceful, I knocked into the table on my way out. A lot of textbooks dropped out from the table. The owner of this seat didnt bring the textbooks back home and only put it that. Already like this soon after school opening? How enthusiastic you are in your studies. I muttered this line that could be said to myself and reached out my hand to put the dropped textbooks back. And then, I saw that pitiful state. Thats, way too much The cover was wrecked and the pages were all messed up. Books that should have been just given were already in such a pathetic state. It wouldnt be possible for this to happen if its used normally. I picked up this book and looked at the thoroughly tattered cover, and the cover had the name Shimayumi Mikare on it. Such a weird namethats the name the girl who just came back from overseas wrote wrongly. Speaking of which, she called others in the class swines back then. In that case, this disaster happened because of Shimadas words and enraged a certain person enough to bully her. Doesnt look that way To me, the people in our class merely felt that the line was like some foreigner who couldnt speak Japanese well said something weird and ended it there. It shouldnt be at the level where someone would bully her, and also, no idiot will enthusiastically get near anyone who said that. Anyway, its really hard to imagine someone bullying her. In other words, its because this girl herself was enraged as she couldnt get used to Japan, right? And this method of wrecking is way too weird Well, never mind. It has nothing to do with me. Ill just observe for the time being and put the tattered textbook back to its original position. At this moment. !? A fast moving thing flashed past my eyes. My body naturally reacted before I could make a decision and backed away from there. I dodged the danger at the last moment, and a certain persons fist grazed right past the front of my eyes. At this moment, I finally saw what was trying to hit me. I adjusted my position and watched the owner of the fist. Standing over there was, That idiot who had quite the fate with me ever since school started. What are you trying to do, you bastard? Yoshii asked silently. Both of us know that we hated each other, but even so, its not so bad that we would actually start punching each other. Whatare you doing Yoshii rotated his fist as he said. Asking me what Im doing? Im about to ask you IM SAYING WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING AT HER SEAT!!! Yoshii let out a roar that I couldnt even imagine. Then, his eyes moved to my right handor more accurately, the tattered textbook in my right hand. Right now, my hand has a thoroughly tattered textbook, no ones inside the classroom, theres all sorts of rumors in school, and Yoshiis words just now. I got a conclusion from this. Dont tell me That Yoshii, does he think that I wrecked this textbook to bully Shimada? Oi, wait a sec, Yoshii. Im GRIT YOUR TEETH HARD, YOU PIECE OF TRASH!! Tchthis idiot! Yoshii couldnt listen to my words at all as he clenched his fist hard to attack. I bent my waist to dodge and said to Yoshii. Calm down! I didnt do this! ILL KILL YOU!!! LISTEN TO ME!!! Not good. Ive been misunderstood completely. Cant be helped. Then, Ill play along with you! He was already someone I didnt like anyway. Fine, Ill just give him two, three punches to shut him up! Thats the best way to deal with such an idiot! Just as expected of an idiot, he wont cry until somethings smacked into him. Yoshii attacked from the front for the 3rd time. I dodged it from aside and hit the defenseless face. KGAA! The tables and chairs got involved, and Yoshii flew out in an exaggerated manner. I didnt use all my strength, but theres a huge difference in our body types. Hes less than 170cm tall, and its to be expected for him to be sent flying by me, whos almost 180cm tall. Thatbastard! Yoshii again stood up and leapt over. This time, I grabbed him on the chest and threw him back in the opposite direction. The tables and chairs have collapsed there on the floor where Yoshii landed. !! And then, he pushed aside the tables and chairs clinging onto his feet and stood up. I really couldnt tell from his appearance, but hes really a stubborn person. Yoshii continued to leap over like before, and this time, I sent him flying back with a kick. He landed between the tables and the chairs again, and again stood up. Again and again, this process continued to repeat. Must definitelysend you flying! You really can take hits, huh! WANT SOME MORE!? I couldnt help but roar as I saw Yoshii try to stand up again. He got punched, kicked, thrown and I never got hit even once. Thats to be expected. Yoshii was fast, but his body was too light and his movements were too direct, and to be honest, he wasnt much of an opponent to me. He should have given up a long time ago when he was losing to me like that. !! However, Yoshii gritted his teeth and stood up again. At first, I just wanted to calm him down by punching him 2, 3 times, but before I knew it, its been more than 15 rounds. Damn it! How many times must I beat you before you give up! As the one dealing the beating, I started to grumble as I continued to repeat the same motions, again and again. At this moment, a certain thought appeared in my mind. (Why isnt this guy giving up?) Hes been beaten so badly, and he knows he cant beat me no matter how stupid he is. Or rather, he should have expected the outcome before we started fighting. (Isnt it obvious whos the stronger one between us) On a side note, I can tell the huge difference in ability between us. Its the skinny and short Yoshii versus the physically strong me, whos already used to this kind of situation to a certain extent, like how the rumors went. A normal person will never rush at me after seeing such a thing in the classroom after school. Normally, that person will pretend not to notice and run away or call a teacher here. Thats a smart and correct choice. Suddenly, I was reminded of a painful emmory. In a classroom after school, opponents I couldnt beat, being bullied, a girl without friends. That was 5 years ago, when we were still in grade school. It wasa painful memory I didnt want to remember. I roared to Yoshii, who was standing up again, to shake aside these memories. THATS ENOUGH, YOU IDIOTIC BASTARD!!! My brain was filled with blood, and my face felt hot; my emotions were agitated, and my eyes were red. How can I continue to play around with him!! On hearing my words, Yoshii trembled as he got to his feet, and finally responded. Dont you feelits really pitiful Aah? I didnt understand what he was saying at first, and asked back, DONT YOU FIND HER PITIFUL!? SHE JUST CAME BACK TO JAPAN, DOESNT HAVE ANY FRIENDS, DOESNT UNDERSTAND JAPANESE, BUT WAS STILL WORKING HARD ALONE! WHY MUST YOU BULLY SUCH A PERSON WHOS WORKING HARD!! The thoroughly wounded Yoshii yelled with a powerful voice. Pitiful? Working alone? I know that. You dont have to explain that. I saw such a similar situation before. Yes. Under the same situation, the same conditions. No, its different. While the person who summoned her courage for my sake was being bullied right in front of me, I was hesitating beside her, trembling, thinking of running away. I put myself first. However, this guy HOW CAN I FORGIVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU BASTARD!!! This guy actually! GANK!! A loud sound rang. Yoshii was sent flying with such force that couldnt be compared to those hits before. And I took Yoshiis punch right in the face. My vision starts to waver. It was because I didnt think of dodging and only focused on hitting himhowever, it doesnt matter whether I want to dodge or not. Ill just focus on beating this guy up!! FINE, IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THAT MUCH, YOSHII, TRY AND BEAT ME UP THEN!! ILL BEAT YOU UP UNTIL YOU CANT STAND UP!!! My mind was blank. This guy in front of me really pricks my nerves to the worst. No need to hold back! Ill thoroughly beat this annoying idiot into a pulp. SHUT YOUR MOUTH! ILL SEND YOU FLYING AND MAKE YOU REGRET IT !! SHUT UP! YOU TRASH!! He doesnt consider his own defenses as he swings his own fist in a momentum that can crush the cheekbones. This idiot! Ill really beat you up! And then, while both of us are so close that we can beat each other up, Thats enough. !!?? A shadow suddenly butts in and pointed pen tips in front of Yoshii and me. Thi, this guythis guys called Tsuchiya, right? When did he get in!? DONT GET IN OUR WAY! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! And I temporarily diverted my target from Yoshii and Tsuchiya. Ill be troubled if you continue to wreck havoc like this. Tsuchiya continued to say to us while pointing the pens at us, but his eyes were looking at a corner of the classroom. Whats going on? The camera will be wrecked. Hah? The vague words caused Yoshii and me to have question marks above our hand. At this moment, the guy who appeared in front of us lowers the pens and walks over to a corner of the classroom, rummages through there to find something. Is thata CCD camera? Is he saying that he doesnt want us to wreck it with our fighting? Thats not really a probbut why did he have a camera there? Were you taking shots secretly? !(Shakes head violently) He shook his head hard to deny it. Speaking of which, this guy seemed to have said something about this during his self-introduction I recall what happened on the day of the opening ceremony, and Tsuchiya was checking his camera will fail. He himself denies that he was taking shots, but I can only imagine it like that when he placed it at such an angleor is there any other motive? Im not sure. Tch. Lost my interest. The rage within me immediately diffused. Its pointless going hard on an idiot. Better go home early. You managed to keep your pitiful life there, Yoshii. I again sling my bag on my shoulder, face Yoshii and turn around. At this moment. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU BASTARD!! KGAA! I realized that my shoulder was grabbed, and then there was a punch to my face. Thisbastard! Its rare for me to say that I let you go! Looks like you still want to fight, Yoshii. Of course! Do you think Ill let you go unless you apologize to Shimada-san!? I said before that an idiots an idiot, but to be honest, I never expected him to be so stupid. As expected, taking on such a guy is WILL YOU UNDERSTAND WHEN I SEND YOU TO YOUR GRAVE!? THATS WHAT I WANT TO SAY, YOU BASTARD!! Its already the umpteenth round. However, DAMN YOU, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!! EHHH!? This time, we were stopped by a familiar gruff sounding voice. Waitthis voice belongs to that muscular remedial teacher! Better hide my fist and pretend nothing happened now. But even so, I cant hide the terrible state of the classroom. This is bad! Getting into trouble after entering school like that! I cant escape, and I dont know how to deal with this situation. My heart sinks as I turn around. Hows that? Have you calmed down? Standing over there is the weird classmate of mine who has a feminine face and speaks in an old-fashioned manner. Was that voice just now your doing? How about it? Sounded like it, didnt it? He smiled happily as he said this. I had an impression on this guy as well. I remember this guys name is called Kinosheeta Hideyoshi. Its really hard to forget anyone with such a special appearance, tone and gender. As my attention was diverted over there, Yoshii immediately rushed over here. MOVE ASIDE, KINOSHEETA-SAN! GO TO HELL, YOU SCUMBALL Tch! Such an annoying person DIDNT I TELL YOU TO STOP!!? Urk!!!??? My eardrums and even my muscles trembled. Yoshii and I had to stop. How large of a vocal range does this guy have? Really, just look at this mess. For what reason are you fighting for? It looks like a typhoon just swept by the classroom as the tables and chairs were scattered all over the place. Looking around, I realize that we really created quite the ruckus. I understand your feelings, Kinosheeta-san. But its dangerous for a girl here, so please quietly Youre called Yoshii, right? Id just realized that youre treating me as a girl. Un. Well talk tomorrow. Yoshii yo. Anyway, hurry up and leave this place, Kinosheeta-san. Tei! Stick. Hee!? Kinosheeta grabbed Yoshii on the hand and pressed it against his own chest. Oi oi, whats going on now? Whats the situation? (Pacha pacha pacha) And then, at a corner of the classroom, theres a pervert with a camera aimed over here like a tank. Thats too weird. The development of things here are far beyond my common sense. How about that, Yoshii? You can tell that Id am a man, right? Ki, Kinosheeta-san Un? Youre already a high school student. Its better for you to wear a bra Has my words fallen on deaf ears already!!? Yoshii blushed as he drew his hand away from Kinosheetas chest. !!(Pacha) Beside him, Tsuchiya moves behind Kinosheeta at such a speed where only afterimages can be seen. Is he trying to check if there are any signs of bras there? This guysreally an enigmatic guy! Such immeasurablefeelings!!! (Bushaa) After getting a satisfactory result from his investigation, Tsuchiya collapses onto the floor with a nosebleed. Why, why is it that hes the one bleeding the most when Yoshii and I were the ones fighting? Anyway, you can tell that Id am a man, right? Yoshii looks troubled as he cant eliminate the possibility of a small-breasted girl. Muuif you insist, Id have to take off my bottoms reluctantly DONT DO THAT! ITLL FEEL LIKE A CERTAIN FORBIDDEN LINE WILL BE CROSSED IF YOU DO THAT!!!!!! Regarding this, I agree with Yoshii. Never mind. Since youve said it to such an extent, Kinosheeta-san, Ill have to treat you as a guy for now. Hold it. In that case, why are you calling me -san? More than that, I have to beat up this scumbag good! Tch! Try it if you can! This guy still doesnt seem like he will give up. How stubborn is he actually? No, its an idiots trait to run in a straight line. Just when we were getting ready to fight, Really? Do you really want me to roar again? Kinosheetas words caused us to freeze. If that loud voice rings again, I dont know what will happen to my eardrums. Seeing that we barely managed to keep our fists back, Kinosheeta sighs and says, ReallyI dont know the reason, but the other classmates and I cant ignore it when youre messing around in the classroom. Can you let bygones be bygones? Fuun Even if Im to explain, I dont exactly know what to say. Also, Yoshii beside me seems like he doesnt know what to say like me too. This guy, even though hes an idiot and a really weak fighter, he doesnt intend to talk about how I bullied Shimada (even though it was Yoshiis misunderstanding)? Such a weird guy. Small fry will say things like small fry, distorting facts all over the place. Go beg others for mercy. Yare yare. My head hurts. Its really hard to explain. (Suu) Un? Whats that? Just watch. At this moment, Tsuchiya operates the camera and shows a certain recorded part for us to see. Tsuchiya yo, whats that? The entire situation will be cleared with this. Its a little hard to understand Tsuchiyas overly simplistic explanation. Anyway, Ill just look at the screen like him However, even if he said that its the entire thing, Nothing else other than the legs? Tsuchiya, youre really taking shots secretly, huh? !!(Shakes head violently) Tsuchiya continues to shake his head to deny it. Why is it that hes still denying it when the decisive evidence is right in front of our eyes? In a certain sense, its really scary. Ill ignore that for now and continue to watch the footage Tsuchiya provided. Yoshii is somewhat unhappy, but intends to watch it first before continuing, Oi, Tsuchiya. When was this? Cleaning time? Cleaning? Tsuchiya pressed a switch to fast forward the image, and at this moment, the tables and chairs were moved to the back as they started to clean up. So what about the cleaning? The crystal display shows the students feet as they walk around the class. Watch this. Tsuchiya pauses the image and points at a certain place. The image is very small and couldnt be seen easily, but I can still see something had dropped onto the floor. Thats Is thata textbook? Hoeh? Its just like what Kinosheeta said. On the screen, a textbook dropped onto the floor, and the students in the class didnt notice that as they continued to drag the tables and chairs back. The book got caught under them. Everyone was busy talking and didnt notice what was below their feet. The people in charge of cleaning didnt notice the textbook held underneath as they moved the table filled with stuff back to the classroom. Fuun, I see. So thats how it is. Ah, arre? Dont tell me, thats I ignored the flabbergasted Yoshii, and Tsuchiya presses the switch to move to the next scene. The speaker of the camera let out some voices. This is, what should we do This is badwe didnt notice it Isnt this the textbook of the girl who came back? If thats the case, even if we go explain it She wont listen to us and call us swines An, anyway, lets put it back into the table. Well think of a way tomorrow. Tha, thats right. Lets do it. This is the truth. Tsuchiya switches off the image of the camera. At this moment, Sososososorry!!! Yoshii lowered his head and bowed hard at meha? Whats with that out of a sudden? We, well, how should I apologize here! Anyway, Sakamoto-kun, just beat me up until you''ve calmed down! No no, I dont want to beat you up anymore. Ah, in that case. Eh, well Whats with those words? Yoshii just continues to look around the classroom in a frantic manner. Seriously, whats with this guy? Where has the momentum he had up till now gone to? Seeing Yoshii change his attitude so quickly, Kinosheeta asks, What is it, Yoshii? Is there something wrong? Ah, un. Well Its like this. I misunderstood Sakamoto-kun. I see. So thats the reason for this terrible state. UnIm really sorry about this, Sakamoto-kun Yoshii looks at me, seemingly trying to probe for my expression. Ahh, damn it, whats with this guy actually? But youre also in the wrong too, Sakamoto. Couldnt you have explained it well just now? Dont you feel that Yoshii could have listened to you when you saw him like that? Fuun. Kinosheetas words made sense. I might be able to convince him if I explained things. In fact, I was planning to do this right from the beginning, but I gave up on this thought halfway throughbecause I thought of something unnecessary. Are there any hidden feelings inside you? You wont understand even if I tell you this, Kinosheeta. I dont want to explain the feelings back then, and besides, Im not really on such good terms with this group of people. Alright, if theres nothing, Ill be going. Ah, un. See you tomorrow. Also, Im really sorry about that. Ke. He got tangled up with me while we were fighting, and this guy is apologizing non-stop now. Really, if hes so worried, he should have used his brain so that things wouldnt have happened like this. Even if this never happened, the textbook is still like thatShimada, she might be hurt emotionally after seeing her textbook end up like that because of this bullying that never existed in the first place. The hand that reached out for the bag stops for a moment. There was a slight yet stupid thought appearing in my mind. What will Yoshii do after this? A normal person will just go home and explain the reason why the textbook was tattered to Shimada. That will just solve this problem easily and beautifully. It doesnt matter to Yoshii whether Shimada can understand Japanese well. Once he tells her what he needs to say, theres nothing else for him to do. Yes, thats the normal trail of thought. Kinosheeta-san, do you know where you can get new textbooks? Un? No, I have no idea at all. Also, I am a guy. What about you, Tsuchiya-kun? (Shakes head) I seeu~n That should be the case, yet the conversation Im hearing doesnt seem to have that intent. Their brains are really stupid. Can we get it if we go to the shops? How do we do that? The textbooks are all given, and even if we go to the shops, they might be sold out at this point. Also, the shops right now should be closed at this time, right? Then, how about we sneak in or something? Thats very risky. I really dont know. That action is really too risky. Therell be the suspicion of illegal trespassing and criminal theft. Even though I definitely wont go steal money, u~nthats really not a good idea Well, never mind. It has nothing to do with me. Better go back home to rest. I only took two punches, but my face does hurt. How about we make a copy of the book? Theres a lot to print And we cant make a real book. Ill just go shopping on the way home. Therere a lot of things I need to buy. How about we go iron this book? Its not even a book. The creases cant be ironed flat The tattered edges cant be repaired. Alright, time to shop. Ill replace this tattered book with my own then. Didnt everyone have to write their names when the textbooks were given out? You cant change it if it has your name. And it doesnt solve the problem in the first place. Ill go and shop How about we wreck everyones books Shimadas book wont be so obvious then But thats just vandalism. Then, then, AHREALLY, YOU IDIOTS! COULDNT YOU HAVE JUST TOLD THE TEACHERS THAT YOU NEED ANOTHER BOOK!!? I couldnt help but butt in on hearing their stupid words. These guys are way too stupid! Even I will feel anxious hearing such things, you bastards! Ah, yeah! Thats right! We didnt do anything wrong here! Thats true. Its just like what you said, Sakamoto yo. Thats a blind spot. YOU SHOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD THIS IF YOURE NORMAL!! Ahh damn it!! Are these guys serious!? Theyre not kidding me now, right!? Really, use your brains more, you idiotsalright, Im going home then. Ahh, un. I sling my back and leave Yoshii and the rest behind. Damn it, this isnt really my style. Ah, Sakamoto-kun. Naa? Is there anything else? On hearing Yoshiis voice, I turn around for the last time. Thanks a lot for your help. And that guy said that with a hurt look. Such a strange guy. Immediately, I feel that theres a need to clean up the classroom, but it should be alright to leave it to Yoshii. If hes worried that Im angry over being misunderstood, Ill feel more grateful if he could do something about this other than apologizing. Just when I thought about this and put my hand on the door handle. Hold it, Sakamoto. What are you doing here!? !? A gruff voice stopped me. This voice, this pressure, its for real! Mu, muscular sensei! Call me Nishimura-sensei. The muscular teacher in charge of remedial appeared, calling himself this, This is bad! The classrooms in such a state, and Yoshii and I are hurt. Its impossible to find an excuse! Ill just say that its troublesome and try to get awayeven though I thought so, this muscular teachers body isnt just ordinarily big. He continues to close in on us while looking like hes not letting us escape as he blocks the exit. In that case, I can only take the risk and duck under his arms. Ill at least kick one of the tables and chairs on the floor right at him to escape. At this moment, Sorry, sensei. Muooh? Just when I got ready to take action, Yoshii takes off his blazer and drapes it over the muscular teachers head, Excuse me. Also, Tsuchiya used some sort of cable to tie the shirt and make it hard to break free. At this moment, I put enough obstacles at the feet of the muscular teacher. Use this chance to get away from here! Kinosheeta then said with a cornered voice and opened the window with a loud sound. However, we escape normally from the corridor instead of leaping through the window. Dam, DAMN YOU! YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY! The muscular teachers vague voice can be heard from afar. Even if he manages to see something, he will check the window where no one is around. The escape from the classroom I thought was impossible succeeded so easily. These guys That was dangerous~ it would be bad if that teacher caught us. I heard that we would be punished severely. A very strict teacher at that. They continued to say things like this as we walk down the stairs. We finally managed to get away. Time to go home. Yoshii yo, what do we do about the textbook just now? What about it? Such a thing happened just now. Its impossible to explain the situation to the teachers and ask them to give a new book. Ahyeah, thats right. On the other hand, even though things got tougher, this group of idiots just wants to get their hands on the textbook no matter what. Fine, whatever you want to do, just do it. It has nothing to do with me. I take my bag again and head towards the corridor. Do you have any good ideas, Sakamoto-kun? Haa? Im going already, but Yoshii just asked me in a matter-of-fact manner. Is this guys head underwater or something? Why must I Help you think of ideas? Just when I was about to say that, the teachers voices can be heard from afar. Ahhthis is bad What is it? The waste disposal recovery vehicle took the new textbooks away wrongly Ahh. Thats a waste. Yeah. Thats because I wont have extra textbooks for the year. Yare yare On hearing these words, I couldnt believe my ears. That voice definitely belongs to the teacher in charge of classics, either Tanaka or Takenaka, and Shimadas wrecked textbook was classics. What luck, this idiots luck is so good its scary. No, I think thats strong bad luck for him. He wouldnt be chased away from the classroom if he had good luck and could have ended things smoothly. I see. So the teachers bothered over not having textbookseveryones really bothered over textbooks today Thats true. Ha? But that teacher has one, so theres no problems for him. Compared to him, over here Yeah. Muuwhat should we do? The, these guys!! ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS!? THATS IT! Eh!? What, that? THE TEXTBOOK! CANT YOU JUST GET BACK THE THROWN TEXTBOOK THEY JUST MENTIONED!? Ohh, I see! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!? ANY HUMAN CAN DEFINITELY REALIZE THIS! Whats with this group of guys? Do they think that textbooks will become scrap paper once they enter the waste recovery truck!? But how do we get the book? Hear out the name of the waste recovery company and make a call to them! We can then identify the vehicle that came to school to collect the trash! Ohh, thats right. Youre really amazing, Sakamoto. YOU GUYS ARE JUST TOO WORTHLESS! These guys will definitely be streamed into F class next year with such brains! Then, well just hear the name of the recovery company BASTARDS! I GOT YOU! The muscular teachers voice suddenly rang. Tch! That guy revived!? We run off in the opposite direction of the origin of the voice. The enemy just had to come running out from the corridor. Now we cant escape like we wanted. WHAT SHOULD WE DO AT SUCH A TIME, SAKAMOTO-KUN!? HOW WOULD I KNOW!? JUST RUN WITH ALL YOU''VE GOT!! I can feel the presence of the muscular teacher slowly closing in. How does he have such leg strength!? Speaking of which, that teacher seemed to have mentioned that his interest is an Ironman triathlon. Its not correct to call him muscular anymore; that guys nickname will be Ironman! Even as I continued to run, I cant pull the distance apart in this situation of despair, and beside me, Kinosheeta sighs and says to us, Theres no other way out. Ill lure the sensei away. I am leaving the textbook to you. Haa? After saying that, he stops and turns to face Ironman. O, oi! Kinosheeta! You bastard, whats going Nishimura-sensei, things arent good now! Not good? Whats not good? When Id entered the classroom just now, a few unfamiliar students from other schools appeared, saying hand Sakamoto over and made a ruckus. Whats going on? I dont know whats going on either, but I just thought of running away when people were making a scene in the classroomthose guys may still be there. Okay, lead the way. Kinosheeta led Ironman away to another place. That guy wouldnt blink even when lying, huh? Normally, people will hesitate somewhat when facing such a ferocious teacher (and a muscular one at that in this case). However, Now we can get away! Good job, Kinosheeta! We managed to escape Ironmans demonic clutches, and we should use this chance to hurry and get out of the school. But we cant ask the name of the company from the teachers. What should we do? Yoshii asked as we ran towards the corridor. Well just have to chase after it! Since they said that it just left, if were lucky, we might be able to catch up when the vehicle is caught at the traffic light! I immediately answered according to the mood right now. Damn it! How can I just let myself get pulled around like this!? Well have to hurry then! Yoshii changes into his shoes at the corridor and gets ready to rush out of the school gate. No, over here. Tsuchiya called him and turned away. What is it? What is he planning to do? Itll be faster here. He leads us to a bicycle parking lot for the bicycles students use. I see. The front of this school is a slope, so itll be a lot faster to ride down it than to run. Youre going to lend us your bicycle, Tsuchiya-kun? Give me 4 seconds. Tsuchiya squat down in front of a certain bicycle, kacha kacha, and fumbles with the lock. Oi oithat way of unlocking is definitely stealing. Eh!? Is that good? Itll be fine if you return it properly later. As he said that, the locks are undone, and the bicycle is ready. Alright! Ill borrow this now, thanks! Yoshii gets up on the bike to ride the pedal. And thats fine in itself Where will you go first? Aherm As expected! This guy doesnt know where hes headed to first! Hes just moving according to instincts! Not only does he not know the destination, its practically crazy for him to chase after a vehicle in such a state after being battered all over in the fight against me. Hell either collapse halfway through or fall down, and its really madness for him to go chase in such a state. But even so, Lets look for it first! Its better than not doing anything! Yoshii said without hesitation. Just for a classmate, hes working so hard for a girl who returned to the country, who doesnt like him, and even loathes him. I really cant understand this guy at all. Normally, will you do such a thing? Youre already injured, you know? Shimada hates you, you know? No one will thank you even if you get the textbook, you know? His irrational thinking causes me to be worried. Whats going on? Whats with this guy? Really, this guys really! Ah seriously. Move aside, you bastard! Eh? Sakamoto? Hurry up and sit! Ill take you down the road the vehicle may have gone down! Why is it that this guy is so stupid! Getting into a fight without being sure of whats going on, unable to think of the obvious, always rushing forward without thinking. This guy is the one saying that he wants to help the transfer student, but isnt he the most useless one in the end? He doesnt have anything normal people have! He doesnt understand a thing that can be understood if you just think a little! And, and Thanks! Andhe only has one thing, the one thing that I dont have, and the one thing I had always hoped for. Hang on tight! I wont stop and go after you if you fall! Got it! I let Yoshii ride on the back seat of the bicycle and bore the weight of my whole body onto the pedals. That was the only bicycle in the parking area. I dont have the duty to chase alone, but if I let Yoshii go alone, I wont know where he will go to or whether he will even fall along the way. It cant be that its a two-seater bike herebut why must I be riding it with someone whos trying to patch things up with me after we just fought each other? Ahh, damn it! This isnt fun at all! The bicycle flies out as if its being chased by something invisible as it glides down the slope in front of the school. The bicycle lets out a creaking sound, but Im not slowing down at all. Listen up! Ill only lead you there! It doesnt matter to me what you do after that! Thats enough! Ill handle the negotiations after that! Tch! Of course you will! Our speed is so fast that I cant even open my eyes, but Yoshii continues to grab onto my shoulders tightly without fear. This guy only beats out others in terms of guts! I recall the map of the area in my mind. The waste recovery plant isnt located inside the city, but in the suburbs. The road leading to the outside will split into four forks at a certain point, and if the truck goes by there, well be at a loss as we wont be able to tell where it goes. Thus, we have to get to the intersection first before blocking the vehicle. Right now, the most important thing is speed. Were going to turn! Tilt your body! Got it! If I turn the handle suddenly at this speed, well definitely fall off. We can only tilt our bodies to shift our weight if we dont want to slow down. I shifted my weight forward, seemingly trying to hold down the a vehicle that is going amok, and Yoshii turns to the right. I move the handle with the intent to tilt the front wheel slightly horizontally. If the front wheel slips, its over. Dont wobble now!! Zuri zuri, the irritating sound could be heard. The front wheel was steady, but the back wheel seem to slide. YouoOOH!!! Behind me, Yoshii steadied it again, and the bicycle managed to maintain balance, keeping a constant speed as it moves forward. Oi, you bastard! Youre using too much force on your hands! My shoulders are aching because of you grabbing me! You told me to hang on tight! As we said that, we arrived at the next turn. We manage to keep our balance as the wheels seem to fly again, but this time, there doesnt seem to be a similar anxiety from before. Ah! That mini-truck! Ah!? You see it? Un! Right in front of us! I didnt see it, but since Yoshii says its in front, Ill just follow the direction hes pointing! UOOOHH!! I continue to move my legs with all I have and transfer my strength to the wheels. At this speed, theres no need to consider turning; I just need to focus on moving forward. Alright! Were going to catch up, Sakamoto-kun! I forgot the traffic rules of having to move down both sides of the road as I continued to step on the pedal. The target stops because of a red light. Caught up! We stopped right beside the truck that stopped. Yoshii gets off the bicycle once I braked and knocks on the door of the mini-truck. Yare yareis this mission accomplished now I heave a sigh of relief and stop my feet. However, Eh!? Arre!? Wait!? Once the traffic light turned green, the mini-truck moved forward as if nothing happened. Wait!? Whats going on!? I let myself rest for the time being to calm myself down, and finally notice the situation around me. I lifted my head, and what I saw was, No go! That drivers not listening because hes paying attention only to the music! The driver has headphones on as he listens to the music. No way! I heard that industrial trucks arent fitted with stereos, but this one just had to have headphones on him! Ehh! Since we came all the way here, we might as well go on until the end! Get on, Yoshii! Were going after it! Got it!! As I exert all my strength onto the pedal, Yoshii immediately rushes over from behind like hes crashing into something and leaps on. The bicycle immediately reaches almost top speed in an instant. Can you catch up with it, Sakamoto-kun!? Shut up! Who are you asking here!? Our last chance will be the traffic light at the end of the slope in front of us. After that, itll be uphill, and there wont be many traffic lights, so it will be impossible for a bike to catch up. I continue to step on the pedals as I think about this. The lactic acid gather at my feet, and my breathing feels erratic. Theres no way to do this from now on other than old-fashioned determination. This really doesnt suit my original character. Such an action isnt like me. That should be the case Whatthe hell am I doing, damn it!! For some reason, Im using all I got to do this thing thats not like me. Are you alright, Sakamoto-kun!? I can hear Yoshiis worried voice behind me, and it seems that he can feel my legs trembling. Dont you mind! I havent fallen to such an extent that I need a twerp like you to worry! But More than this, this me here will help you out on this! No matter what method you use, get that book back! Of course! Im not looking in front now as all my strength is focused at my feet. This is a contest behind human power and engines, theres no chance of me winning this reckless challenge, and its something I will normally snort at. But even though, theres another me that I dont know of, cheering me on while my minds in a blank as I move forward. I suddenly lift my head, and several meters away, the mini-truck appears right in front of me. At the front of the slope, the traffic light shows a red color. The mini-truck slows down to stop. We continue to accelerate to catch up. The distance between the bicycle and the truck is gradually decreasing. Theres still one step. One more step, and we can get what we want. Yoshii will get the textbook for the sake of the girl who returned back from overseas, and I will get a certain thing I had been chasing after for 5 years, which even I cant understand. Thats what I feel. I continue to prompt my lungs to receive oxygen as I desperately let the bicycle catch up to the truck Our distance now is almost 0, and the bicycle catches up to the truck. Now, we just have to move to the front while the red light is right in front of us and call out to the driver when he can see us. We just need to stop the truck and get the textbook. Thats all we had to do. However, right at the end, the goddess of luck never stood on our side. Ahh The traffic light turns from red to green. The truck stops decelerating as it accelerates. The distance that was zero expands again. In the end, we couldnt make it. Whether its the strength to take even one more step or stepping on the pedal with all I got, it wasnt enough. DAMNNN IIIITTTT!!! Whether I roar or yell, I couldnt do it. This is already my limit. My feet cant generate a faster speed any more. However, AAALLLLLRRRRRRIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT!!! As I hear the voice, the pedal suddenly feels lighter. Yoshii, who was supposed to be sitting behind me, is now beside me. The final step I couldnt reach is filled up. A landing sound can be heard on the hood of the mini-truck. And after that, the time that slowed down mysteriously reverts back to normal. OHUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! The bike that acted as Yoshiis jumping board loses balance as the handle shakes. Even if I put my feet on the ground to press the brakes of the front and back wheel, I wont be able to reduce this momentum as it falls on the roadside. UWAAAAAAHHH!!! About 10m in front of me, theres also the sound of something falling. I dont even need to look to tell that its Yoshii who leaped off the truck. That bastard, even if our speed slowed down with the uphill, theres a limit to how reckless one should be. If he wasnt careful, it wont even be just injuries he would''ve received. Ar, are you two, alright!? An unfamiliar voice can be heard. The truck we tried so hard to catch up to stops in front of Yoshii, and the driver gets out from inside. Ah, I see, so he was shocked by the impact when Yoshii jumped on and stepped on the brake. No wonder Yoshii only got minor wounds. Ahsorry, Im fine. Just a fall. Eh? But Please dont mind. Its not some accident. Were fine here. Is, is that so. Since you say so The driver barely accepts his explanation, returns to the truck, starts the engine again and leaves. Hahhaaa, haa Yoshii let out a voice thats either laughing or panting there. So, so tiring He holds onto the textbook with both hands like hes dealing with treasure there. Thats really a strange sight. Its really inexplicable to see that idiot treasure a learning tool like that. This out-of-place sense is really too weird, and I let out a voice thats either laughing or panting as well. Looks like you got the target item. I ask to check with Yoshii, who regains his breath and walks over. Un, it was successful. Beaming, Yoshii happily raises the book in his hands. I see. Thats really good. I smiled back at him and raised my hand up. Humph! PAK. This hand of mine swings down on the top of his head. Wha!? The sudden knock caused Yoshii to roll blank white eyes. At least tell me when youre going to jump!! I lashed out at Yoshii loudly. And then, Yoshii seems to recover from his shock and realizes everything, glaring at me as he gets ready to argue. Wha, what!? Didnt you say that I have to get the book no matter what, for your sake!? But who in their right mind would consider leaping off the bike that is going full speed!? Its so dangerous that I nearly died there! Thats what I want to say! Whats with you not even using the brakes when two people are riding down a slope! I didnt even know where to tilt my body because I couldn''t see anything if front of the bike behind your huge body! SHUT UP! IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINS, HOW ABOUT YOU PEDAL IT, TWERP! I WANTED TO, BUT DIDNT YOU TAKE THE BIKE AWAY FIRST, SAKAMOTO-KUN!? ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? YOU DARE TO SAY THIS WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHERE THE TRUCK WAS GOING!? WHAT!? WANNA FIGHT!? We continued to glare at each otherand suddenly, I recovered. Never mindwell just waste our strength fighting here Yeahwe still have to get back to school We went a long way going downhill, and well have to take a long walk back uphill now. In this situation, were already tired even on flat ground, and thinking about the very sloppy road back up makes me really unwilling to waste my energy on this idiot. Lets go back thenare you going to ride back, Sakamoto-kun? Dont be stupid. What about you? How about I let you ride back? No no, allow me to refuseIll just push it back. Well, thats still a decent choice. Of course, theres no need to even mention me when who had just pedaled at full speed, but Yoshii must also have been worn out trying to maintain his balance, as his footsteps seem abnormally heavy. He was thoroughly beaten up by me just now, and there was no place for him to put his legs on when the two of us were riding on a bicycle. Of course, its correct to say that its the right choice to walk back. We dragged our tired bodies back slowly down the road leading to school. Well, even though we went all out like this. Ah? What is it? I was pushing the bicycle, and behind me, grabbing the backseat and pushing it from behind was Yoshii, who said to me, I remembered the name of the company of that truck just now, so I just need to make a call over later. Now hes saying such things at this point. I blankly answered, If you say that, we can just explain what happened after the teachers tell us off in school, and let them help out. Were helping out others here anyway. Thats true. Also, I found that I didnt need to spend so much energy if I just let Yoshii ride alone when we discovered the truck. This ending itself will be much plainer. It can only be said that we abandoned all sorts of reasonable means and chose the most taxing one. That was supposed to be the case, Really, I suffered so much just to tag along with you. That should be the case, but whats with the happy feeling inside me? Hahahathanks, for helping out Yoshii thanked me. That idiot who was hurt the most, the one who was hated by that transfer student the most thanked me earnestly as if he was helped out for some reason. Several seconds later, we pushed the bicycle wordlessly. Speaking of accompanying me, what will happen to Kinosheeta after this? Kinosheetawho knows? Even though things wont end that easily if he falls into that muscled teachers handsthen, what will happen next? Even though you say it like that, the kid is still a girl, right? Is the kid emphasizing a guy''s gender for some acting role or something? No no, I do feel that hes really a guy. I saw him go into the guys toilet before. Impossibleunbelievable Thats the fact. Accept it. UuI cant accept this Prompt yourself then. Itll be bad if you fall for him. Tha, thats rightun. Kinosheeta-san is a guy, Kinosheeta-san is a guy, Kinosheeta-san is a Yoshii repeated these words like a mantra or something. Its true that Kinosheetas appearance is really a waste as a guy. Tsuchiya-kun looks like he has lots of mysteries around him. Like how he stole the bike just now. Hes already not normal when he set up the camera in the classroom. Hes definitely taking the photos of the girls legs. No other possibilities there, even though he himself denies it. A severe Muttsurini Well said. He normally doesnt even say anything. Its like hes a Muttsurini amongst silent perverts. Ahspeaking of which. Un? What is it? Why were you still in school at such a time? Club activity? No, thats not it Then what is it? I went to check on some foreign language Foreign language? This idiot? Must be tough on you then. Its really amazing that this guy would actually do English seriously, and a foreign language makes things feel even more out of place. However, it feels that I dont have to ask about this any further as we continued to talk about other useless stuff on the remaining road. Yare yarewe finally managed to make it back My legs are exhausted As we step past the school gate, we walked towards the park and returned the bike. Luckily, the bike itself wasnt severely damaged, and it looked fine. We latched the lock Tsuchiya unlocked, and walked back to the corridor. At this moment. Sorry, everyone! I couldnt hide the truth! Sorry. Heh? Kinosheeta and Tsuchiya came running out from the corridor and said this as they went by us. They couldnt hide it. Dont tell me! Hohouperfect timing, Yoshii, Sakamoto. Lets have a long talk about the trashed state of that classroom. ACK!! The one who said that as he grabbed our shoulders is that muscled teacher (Ironman). Yoshii, Sakamoto. You just had to fight each other in the sacred school compound? Its a voice that seems to come from deep within the abdomen, one full of terror. This isnt good. My instincts are telling me that well definitely be messed with here if were caught here. I glance secretly at Yoshii, and Yoshii looks back at me as both of us nod at each other. Fuun, so we can get along in such a situation. What nonsense are you talking about, sensei? Why must the two of us fight? We may not look like it, but were really good buddies here, right? Yoshii and I laughed out loud to ease the suspicion Ironman has on us. All existing differences between us dont matter for the sake of escaping from this teacher that looks like hell teach with his metallic fists. But Ironman remained unmoved as he watches us and roars with his loud voice, STOP KIDDING AROUND!! AS A TEACHER, I KNOW BOTH OF YOU HAVENT BEEN GETTING ALONG EVER SINCE SCHOOL STARTED!! It was a merciless decisive tone. Tch! Such a paranoid guy! So he wont believe the words of his cute students? No no no! Were really on good terms here! Right ! Sak Of course! We cant possibly be fighting, right! Yo At this moment, both of us exchange glances. Really its been one disaster after another today, damn it! Hey, were on good terms with each other, right, Yuuji? Thats right, Akihisa! Both of us put our shoulders on each other. Why must I pretend to have good feelings for this idiot here!? Ironman stared at both of us. Then, he sighs softly. That might have solved the differences between you two. Whats with those ridiculous words? Oi oi, we did say such things before, but how did you get such an impression from that? As both of us show question mark signs above our heads, Ironman continues, Thats fine. Since both of you managed to build your friendship, spend some time to talk in the life counselling room. EHH!? Do, dont kid around! Several lives wont even be enough if we take that teachers life counselling session! Got to find a way to get away from here. I moved my sights and find that the idiot beside me is giving an expression that shows that hes thinking the same thing as me. Not good! Ill take the initiative first! Sensei, actually Go! The idiot seem like he wants to say something, and I kick him right at Ironman. Eh!? Ah, wait!? Sorry Akihisa! Ill leave the explaining things to you! And then, I immediately dashed away. Besides, even if I dont betray him here, that idiot will have to return to school. As for why, its because he has to put the textbook into Shimadas table. Besides, its rare to have a chance to be a bait for my retreat! Tra, TRAITOR! I WONT FORGET THIS GRUDGE! IDIOT! AS IF YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT WITH THAT STUPID BRAIN OF YOURS IN THE FIRST PLACE! I used up my last ounce of strength to run down the slope in front of the school. I forced myself to support my tired legs as I continue to run, and suddenly, I realized something. That guy, will he just write Shimada on Shimadas textbook As Shimada remembered the wrong kanji, its impossible for her to write Shimada, so he has to deliberately write it wrongly and write it as Shimayumi. However, its really hard to imagine that idiot realizing this. And before this, its impossible to believe that Shimada remembers the full correct kanji. But nevermind. Lets just let him do whatever he wants. Theyre all a bunch of idiots anyway. I thought as I walked down the end of this slope. Those guys are really idiots that are hard to understand. Volume 9.5, Author Notes Volume 9.5, Author Notes Im really grateful to all who bought this book. Im the author in charge of writing this novel, Inoue Kenji. If we count the total, this book is the 13th book. If we count by the short stories, this is the 4th volume. Before I realized it, I was really shocked to find out that this work became a long series. The reason why this work can continue like this is all due to the readers support and the assistance of the related personnel. I really want to thank everyone. Then, because of the number of pages, please allow me to insert my customary thanks. Haga-san in charge of illustrations, everyone looks so cute when their hairstyles were changed in the color illustrations in the beginning! Now the characters of Baka Test have experienced a change in clothes, hairstyle and gender (?). I feel really fortunate to see the faces of all shapes. K-sama in charge of editing, the term work cant describe how you continued to toil so relentlessly and I really have to show my admiration. If youre really so tired, I guess the reason is 80% because of Baka Test while the other 20% is due to drinking and diet. Im really sorry for often creating trouble for you Kagaya-san whos in charge of design, I feel really sorry that the cover design gets a little more complicated for every single volume. You were always able to perfectly complete the job within the extremely constrained time, and your technical skills really helped me out a lot. To the many people in charge of the anime and the manga, I couldnt help out at all other than the discussion for the script, so Im really sorryI am looking forward to the anime thats about to be aired and the manga thats going to be serialized. Once everythings over, I want to have a good meal with everyone. And most importantly, the readers! Im really happy that everyone could support this stupid story with a slow pace release. I will do my best in response to everyones support! Also, to my readers who sent fan letters, Im sorry that I could respond to everyone. Also, I even received a letter saying Because of this book, I got more chances to talk with my son, and that really touches me. However, how is this mother going to talk to her son about the sou-ukeI just feel a little horrified thinking about this. I hope both mother and son wont feel awkward about this Then, its now time for the useless chat part. What should I talk about here? Before that, I have to apologize. The last time, I wrote in the afterwords regarding the toilet incident, so Im really sorry. Even I had to blush when I reread it. To be honest, why did I write such an embarrassing thingeven I cant really comprehend my past actions. I should more or less learn something called self-respect. Im really sorry. Then, I want to discuss about underwear this time. No, this is a misunderstanding. Im not going to talk about some underwear thief or peeping or anything that feels criminal. Its just thatwellhow to put it? For all sorts of reasonserm, I think I used this excuse before. If I remember correctly, it was in the afterwords of 6.5. Speaking of which, I havent written about the moving nee-san thing I wrote before. I always had a lot of things I wanted to write in the afterwords, so the page limit bothers me. As theres a limit to the number of pages I can write, Im often struggling rather hard. So, how about this? This book has a questionnaire that investigates the readers view, so please write the topics youre interested in. To make it easy for the person in charge to sort, please write something short and simple in the questionnaire like moving houses or toilet. Then I wont have to worry about what I should write in my afterwords. Person in charge: Then, lets sort the readers views according to the authors. Eh, the thoughts are To -sensei: series is really interesting! The ending is quite the tear jerker too! To Inoue Kenji: Moving house. To -sensei: I love every book you write, sensei! Ill continue to support you, so do your best! To Inoue Kenji: Underwear. To -sensei: The characters are all so cute that I love them ?. Im really looking forward to the next volume. To Inoue Kenji: Perverts and underwear. Person in charge: "WHAT WAS THAT GUY WRITING ABOUT!?" So, better not do that. I just feel that Ill lose a lot of things if you do that. Cant be helped then. In that case, I can only try to match the number of pages as per usual and write the afterwords within my abilities. Speaking of which, even with those reader requests, I dont think I can satisfy the number of pages for the afterwords. As I write about this, theres not much space to explain the content for each story, so this time, as I pondered about what to write about, I couldnt write anything because I lacked pages in the end. I guess this is what it means by setting wrong priorities. Lets leave aside this and allow me to introduce every story. To the readers who havent read this volume, well have to say goodbye here. Me and Kids and Summoned Beasts This happened between volumes 7 and 8, after the baseball tournament, an extension of the story of summoned beasts that will say their true thoughts. I was really happy when writing about such a exciting story. It would be great if I can write a story about bringing a certain kid-sized summoned beast home, but its really difficult. Me and Himeji-san and A Certain Afternoon Time This is the story set during the start of volume 8, when Mizuki started staying at Akihisas house. Its a rare chance to be together. I wanted to write a story where they accidentally meet each other naked in the bath. I had such an idea, but I couldnt see any of such things when I reread the story. In that case, I should have both of them go on a date. I thought as I wrote the outline for the date, but this time, the protagonist ended up appeared with underwear on his head. What do I think romcom is about here!? Me and Tsuchiya''s House and an Unshakeable Heart Theres no need to say it. Everyone knows that this is a ripoffno, a story in tribute to a certain plan at the end of the year. I thought this would definitely work when I thought of this idea, but it was really hard to write it. This story can teach everyone a truth to the world, and that is a gimmick thats thought up while staying up at night will seem interesting because of a malfunction of the mental state. Eh? It means that those who read it wont find it interesting? Thats not it. You have to think of it in the other way, stay up through the night and lose your sanity before reading it, and thats how you should think. With this, everyone will find the book interesting, but I guess everyone will likely fall asleep before they do so. In fact, I intended to write a story about Muttsurini and Hideyoshi as stated in the synopsis, but as the story title describes, I only introduced Muttsurinis family conditions. If anyone was actually looking forward to that, please allow me to say sorry here Me and Quarrels and Unbelievable Idiots Volume 7.5 had Minamis backstory, and this story is a little backstory to that story. Everyone had bad feelings with each other at first, so what about now? As you can discover from the other 3 short stories in this volume, their relationship has gotten to the extent such that they would harm each other. If the times right, they might even plot to send each other to their deaths. Thats an amazing friendship. Leaving aside this, the story mentioned about having two people on a bicycle, but this act in itself is very dangerous, so please do not imitate. You must hurt yourself, and if you hit others on the way, you might even kill them. Please do not ever do that. Of course, riding a bike while carrying someone of the opposite gender is the same. Such youthcorrection, such a dangerous act is forbidden by law. No, of course not, theres no hidden personal feelings mixed in here. And theres only a little space left. Ill have the synopsis to the next volume here. Sorry to keep everyone waiting! The battle between A class and F class that never happened since volume 1 is about to begin (forecasted)! What will be the outcome to the second challenge of F class? Ill be really happy if everyone can read it from the beginning till the end. Then, lets meet on the stage of Baka Test again. Volume 10, The First Question Volume 10, The First Question "Shouko." "Yuuji." "It''s great that A class could beat B class without a hitch." "I hope that you''ll have time for the weekend." "But us F class will definitely not lose that easily." "It''s about time to discuss our wedding." "We''ll do our best, so you better--" "And after that, we''ll have to choose the wedding ring during that time." "JUST LISTEN TO ME ALREADY! I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF IDIOT MUTTERING TO MYSELF WHEN YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME LIKE THIS!" "Eh?" "WHAT''S WITH THAT ''EH''? WHAT''S WITH THAT UNEXPECTED EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE!? DID ANYTHING I SAY SEEM SO UNEXPECTED TO YOU!?" "I had been paying attention to you, Yuuji." "Eh?" "Yuuji, such a response is very rude." "You don''t have any right to say that about me when I was talking about the summoning war while you''re talking away about marriage" "I was talking about events after the summoning war." "Hah? After that? What do you mean by that?" "Un, well, if I win this time--" "If you win?" "--I hope that you''re really mentally prepared, Yuuji." "Don''t say that it''s my loss before it even began. I just need to win. I just need to win to change everything. I just need to win just need to win just need to win" "If you win, you can get happily married with me." "Wouldn''t that sort of win be meaningless?" "On a side note, if Yuuji loses--" "If I lose?" "I can get married happily." "DON''T CHANGE THE MEANING OF THE WORDS THROUGH SUCH A SMALL WAY! IT LOOKS COMPLETELY THE SAME ON FIRST GLANCE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU ''WILL BE'' ABLE TO GET MARRIED HAPPILY!? IS MY HAPPINESS NOT CONSIDERED HERE!?" "Don''t worry, Yuuji. You''ll be happy too." "Hohou." "Ultimately." "I mustn''t lose. I definitely mustn''t lose. I have to win this war right from the beginning anyway!" "I was joking." "No, from your actions up till now, the chances of those words you said being a joke is nearly zero" "Don''t worry." "What do you mean by not to worry?" "I''ll definitely make Yuuji happy." "I saywouldn''t that normally be the other way around?" "I''ll definitely make Yuuji suffer?" "THAT''S NOT WHERE YOU SHOULD REVERSE THINGS HERE! NOBODY WILL BE HAPPY LIKE THIS!!" "That was a joke too." "Your jokes can''t really be considered jokes here" "Though the current situation may be the opposite" "Nn." "But I''ll work hard, so that one day, Yuuji will say those words to me." "" "Yuuji?" "My head hurts." "I guess this is most likely--love." "Definitely not." Question: Please translate the following underlined part into modern language. The samurai had disguised themselves, dressing shabbily before going to the handmaiden, who served the Lord Youken. These samurai, who served Youken, thought to themselves, What manner of warrior would enter the quarters of a handmaiden? Stand watch, and when he leaves the next morning, we shall lay our fury upon him, So they said, preparing each other, and as a result, the maiden grew greatly depressed. Like another other day, dusk came, so he went to the maiden, so as the maiden cried, he said, No such thing at all. I shall take a look and return, and left. Shimada Minamis Answer: '' '' Teachers Comment It is really a pity to leave the answer blank in this situation. Next time, try writing some words even if you do not know the answer. Tsuchiya Koutas Answer: Listen to me, Mike. My wife got involved in a traffic accident a few days ago. Teachers Comment: I did ask you to write something Yoshii Akihisas Answer: Dont worry, Johnny. As long as you use this brand new SuperMuscle, any stain can be washed off once! Teachers Comment: Looking at this brand name, I think it is not used for cleaning stains, is it? Miss Himeji Mizuki, I feel that the principals proposal is rather good. This should be better for you too, right? Once you lose in the summoning war against C class, F class facilities will be downgraded to orange cardboard boxes and straw mats. I suppose your family doesnt wish to see this. That definitely wont happen! Because we will win! Winis it? You can beat C class in such a situation? Yes, so our facilities will not be downgraded. Even so, youre just going to get C class facilities. I heard that if you go there, youll be treated like A class. Even if thats the casethe outcome will still be the same if we beat A class. Thats true. That will be the case if you winbut, what if you lose? If we loseI want to stay all the more. I cant be so irresponsible. Because your classmates will look down on you for running away after losing, is it? Your friends arent so kind as to send you away first for your sake. Tha, thats not true at all! Everyones really kind, thinking about their friend I guess so. If it were your friends, theyre definitely people like that. Thats right, theyre my importantfriends. Is that so? Wont your kind friends feel guilty for making you walk down this arduous path while being bound by a sense of responsibility? Thats Well, speaking of which, these are just assuming that you people lose in the war. Dont worry. Well definitely win. Theres a line called rewarding according to contributions. This line, which was passed down since ancient times, had the meaning of rewarding everyone suitably based on their contributions. During the Sengoku Era, people who had outstanding contributions during battles would be given land or treasures. Though the form may vary, a summoning wars a form of war. Thus, the prizes were using to reward those who did well in the summoning war are Nitta Yuu. I hereby present to you a Ero BookBible and a Secret SnapshotPortrait Yes, thank you for your graciousness bestowed upon me. He took the health education information and left. Then, Sugawa Ryo, who took down the head of the enemy general during the war against E class. Yes. Sugawa-kun straightened his back as he stood in front of Yuuji. Based on your contributions, I hereby reward you with Ash of a burnt Ero BookSacred Ash. Seems like Yuuji rates Sugawa-kun rather lowly. Well, he was the first one to betray in the war against C class and even led the uprising, so it couldnt be helped. But why would Yuuji have the ash of some burned Ero-books? Im rather curious when I see some tears appear instantly in his eyes. Then, were going to hand out the rewards for the war against C class. To Yoshii Akihisa, who single-handedly broke through the enemys ranks and saved Himeji Mizuki from the assassination crisis. Yes. Once my name was called out, I responded as I stood in front of Yuuji. Based on your contributions, I present to you highly nutritious protein-filled drink that was left behind by a certain teacher. Looks like his opinion of me is rather low too. A certain teacherwho can that be Miss Takahashi maybe? How envious. EVERYONES SAYING THIS ON PURPOSE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, RIGHT!? ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR TAKAHASHI-SENSEI TO DRINK A PROTEIN DRINK! THIS KIND OF THING IS DEFINITELY Ill give everyone a hint. If you change the order of the name, itll be Man Iron. EVERYONE KNOWS EVEN WITHOUT THE HINT! ITS IRONMAN! WHO ELSE CAN IT BE! SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS NAME HAS ONLY TWO WORDS, AND THATS NOT EVEN A HINT EVEN IF YOU CHANGE THE ORDER! THATS BASICALLY AN ANSWER!! I grumbled in a rapid-fire manner that caused me to lose my breath. Yuuji then gives a mischievous smirk and says, Well, Im just joking. Heh? Joking? Yoshii Akihisa, based on your contributions, I present to you two bibles, 5 portraits and an ERO DVDart piece. EhEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!? What? Youre not taking it? No, thats not it. Thank you for your blessing. I knelt down on my knee in front of Yuuji and accepted the reward. I, I cant believe that he rated me so highly! That Yuuji actually has a positive opinion of me Actually getting an art piecethat Yoshii has it good Leaving aside the bibles and portraits, an art piece is really quite the reward. Damn it. I definitely must make a huge contribution during the next war. Vague voices of envy and jealously could be heard around meso thats how it is. Looks like one of the reasons why Yuuji rated me so highly is to pump our class students up before the huge war against A class. Through everyones response, I can tell that this had quite the good effective. Next, its Hazawa, who became our stepping stone to victory in the disposable armor tactic and didnt oppose to it Everyones contributions were praised as the reward ceremony continued. Thats all for the reward ceremonies for the wars against Class C and Class E. Also, no one grumbled when I exchanged better facilities for worse. Good work, everyone! Yuuji looked around at everyone as he said this. In the victory before this, we finally managed to win C class facilities, but traded these better facilities to E class when we beat them. Seems like that Yuuji uses such rewards as compensation for the action back then. Its a tactic to beat A class, but everyones unhappy because we traded superior facilities to the losers. In other words, Yuuji intends to use physical goods to appease everyone. Once we beat A class, well be able to use that super large screen. I must do well, get an art piece and play it on the super large screen. Lets snatch what Yoshii got over at the same time. Therefore, such dangerous conversation could be heard. Not good. My precious will be taken if Im careless. Just as I was putting the art piece into my pocket to prevent theft, something heavy suddenly pressed onto my back. Whats going on? What are you hiding? Akihisa? My ears heard this voice that comprised of somewhat broken Japanese. This voice, Linne-kun? Thats right. You still remember me, Akihisa! Linne-kun said happily as he held onto my back tightly. Ughthis is unbearable Un? Akihisa, whos this brat? Yuuji asked me, staring at Linne-kun, who somehow got into our classroom. Ah, un. Thats Linne-kun. I met him during our battle against C class. Im Linne Kline, a first year student here starting today! Please take care of me! Linne-kun said with a cheery expression on his face. He, who was born with a natural blond hair and green eyes, has the Fumitzuki Gakuen uniform on his small body. Actually, I did skip grades, and Im supposed to be studying in the third year, but Todou said that my Japanese is still not up to standard, so she sent me to study as a first year. On hearing this somewhat unfamiliar term skip grades, I felt some sort of realization. As a high school student, Linne-kuns really too small looking. Then, Akihisa, what were you hiding? Linne-kun stared at me with a pure innocent look. No matter what I cant tell this innocent kid that Im hiding Akihisas hiding an Ero DVD, brat. Ero DVD? Whats that? Seems like some educational movie film on health education. Really? Akihisas really hardworking! Linne-kuns innocent expression really hurts my heart. Akihisa was really cool during the summoning war before. It was amazing! Eh? Is, is that so? Un! Akihisas most active when in times of crisis, always thinking of his friends, just like a hero! Linne-kun continued to say words Im not too familiar with. I do feel somewhat itchy when Im being praised by him like this. Brainwashed? Can everyone stop staring at me with the wow, this guys really the worst expression? I didnt do anything at all! My classmates expressions are honestly conveying their thoughts. Brat, is this guy really that cool? On hearing Yuujis question, Linne-kun answered loudly, Hes really cool! Hes the best! To me, whos hiding the Ero-DVDs in my pockets, these words would only bring about a burden to me. How can such a cool guy have Ero DVDs? If theres such a thing, it should be left to us, the worst kind of people. Yeah. An awesome and cool guy doesnt match those things. And theres a dangerous presence surrounding me. Brat, no matter how I see things here, this guys not such a cool guy, right? HES REALLY COOL! EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT BE A BIT DISAPPOINTING ORDINARILY, IN TIMES OF EMERGENCIES AKIHISA WILL TRANSFORM INTO A HERO! Is that so? So, in times of trouble, Akihisa will transform himself into a HENTAI Hey, your transform only has the same first syllable! And it is not even that similar! Linne-kun continued to insist on his own opinion. At this moment, Yuuji stares at me, shows an evil grin and asks, Then, Akihisa, what do you feel? Are you a hentai(pervert)? Or a hero? Gudoes this guy intend to confiscate my treasure based on my answer? How dirty can this guy get, to take back a treasure after raising everyones spirits Thoroughly humiliated, I forced myself to squeeze out the words. ntai I cant hear you if you dont speak up. This guyIll definitely send him flying later! A, a hentai. Whos that? IM A PERVERT! GARAK! Hideyoshi walked into the classroom, and the timing was so coincidental I bet its deliberately planned. Hideyoshi went past me, whos speechless at the point, put his stuff on his table and says, So you already knew? UWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! IM HURT! ITS PAINFUL ENOUGH TO LET HIDEYOSHI HEAR THIS WEIRD SHOUT FROM ME, BUT WHAT HURTS ME THE MOST IS THAT HES COMPLETELY UNMOVED BY THE DECLARATION THAT IM A PERVERT! Akihisa, are you a hentai? Ahehwell, how do I put this This is a question where its hard to either deny or admit it. Its alright! Ill save Akihisa with my love! Thank you, Linne-kun, but if you want to help me, Ill be more grateful if you dont add another con to me. Because of Hazuki-chan, I got the title of lolicon. Because of nee-san, I got the title of siscon. If I get another title called shotacon in this situation, itll basically be hitting a turkey . These three black marks will become a huge hindrance to me, preventing me from walking down the path of a proper human life. Also! I want to see Akihisa being cool in many ways! Akihisas really cool when facing trouble! I love it the most! No no no, I say, Linne-kun, thatshm? Just when I was about to deny it, I saw that a book dropped beside Linne-kun. No, its more like a notebook than a book. Anyway, I pick the book up and look at the cover. What is this? Tagebuch? I dont know what that word means, so I take a look inside, but all the words there are in non-Japanese alphabet. It doesnt look like it belongs to us since its of a foreign language, and since its dropped beside Linne-kun, it probably belongs to him. Linne-kun, you dropped something. Eh? I dropped something? I handed the notebook over to Linne-kun, who blinked and showed a surprised expression. Isnt it? It looks like English inside. Uudid I accidentally bring it over from home? Thank you, Akihisa. After thanking me, Linne-kun takes the notebook. Looks like Linne-kun can be rather klutzy sometimes, to not notice something he dropped. Since I let you see how I look in uniform, I should head over to the staff room, Akihisa. The staff room? Un! Im going to prepare what Im going to say in the afternoon! Bye bye! After waving goodbye to me, Linne-kun leaves the room. This boys really lively. Afternoon meeting? Since its today afternoon, it probably refers to the 3rd years guidance counseling, I guess? Un? What is it, Yuuji? No, Im just thinking whether a first year really has to take part in a 3rd year meeting? Now that he mentions it, this is really a little weird. Because hes a foreign student? Maybe. Some 3rd years will definitely want to study in foreign universities. I see, so Linne-kun has to take part in the guidance counseling to explain about the schools and cultures overseas. Then, since the reward ceremony is over, well begin preparing for the war against A class today. After saying that, Yuuji returned to his seat and took out a notebook. He must be checking everyones scores for todays war. Maybe I should start preparing in my own way. As I thought about this, I saw a girl with a ponytail muttering as she lowered her head and walked into the classroom. Thats Minami. Where did my diary go to Good morning, Minami. I did have it yesterday and accidentally brought it to schoolwhat should I doif someone sees it, I I greeted Minami, but she doesnt seem to notice me as she seem to be thinking about something. Whats with her? Minami? Eh? Ah, ahh, good morning, Aki. Un, good morning. We greeted each other good morning, but Minami doesnt seem to be paying attention. Is there something on her mind? A, actually, Aki, theres something I want to ask you Wha, what is it? Minami looks rather serious, so I tensed up the moment I was asked. Its nothing, its not something really big! Un, really, I just want to ask about something trivial. But it doesnt look trivial to me Well, my Tagebuchno! Eh, have you seen my classic literature reference book? I think I dropped it somewhere Classic literature reference book? The moment I hear her say this, I start to look around, and see that theres something hidden behind someones bag and edge of the chair. Ah, is that it? It looks like it has the classic literature title on it. Eh? Where? It seems that Minami couldnt see it. This oneerm, eh? I get up from the seat and pick up that thing to have a look. In the end, what dropped there was only the cover of the reference book, and the books not inside. Oh dear, only the cover? Ah, Akiwheres the book inside? UnI cant seem to find it I look around, but cant find the book inside. Its weird for the cover to drop here. If the book cover drops off because the book fell, the book itself should be somewhere nearby. I did see an English book of similar size WHERE IS THAT BOOK!? For some reason, Minamis grabbing me in a very agitated manner. Ca, calm down, Minami! Its just an English book, not a classic literature book! Did you read it? Did you read whats inside!!? Minami sounds really agitated. Is there something thats causing this? Minami, dont tell me you Wha, what? Did you use the reference book cover as a disguise to hide another book inside? THAAAAAAAATS NOT THE CASE! ITS NOT YOUR WORLD HISTORY REFERENCE BOOK EITHER, AKI! HOW DID YOU KNOW OF MY REFERENCE BOOKS SECRET! I JUST HID THE HIDING PLACE RECENTLY! IS IT NEE-SAN!? DID NEE-SAN START REVEALING IT EVERYWHERE!!?? Leaving aside that, Aki, did you read through what that book has carefully? Nope. I opened it before, but I have no idea whats written on it. Is, is that so? Thats true. Its impossible for Aki to understand a foreign language in his lifetime. Minami seems like she seems to heave a slight sigh of relief. Its true that I cant read it, but theres no need for her to say that Ill never be able to understand it in my lifetime. Then, just show me the reference book. Where is that English book? I handed it to that foreign first year student because I thought it was his book. I SUDDENLY REMEMBER SOMETHING I FORGOT! After hearing my words, Minami rushed out of the room without a second thought. Most likely, shes going to check whether that book, is the classic literature reference book. But Linne-kuns heading to the staff room, and shouldnt be in the first year classrooms. Hideyoshi and Yuuji seem intrigued by Minamis panicked reaction as they head over to my table and ask, Whats with Shimada? Is there a problem? UnI think there shouldnt be a problem. Looks like shes trying to find a classic literature reference book. A reference book? Is there a need to panic so much over it? You ask me. I dont know either Maybe shes going to borrow a book from someone else? Fmmfor some reason, the girls in our class are a little weird recently. Even that serious Himeji has been arriving at the classroom late. Thats true. Looks like Himejis still not here yet. Because we were proceeding with the rewards, almost all the boys came to class early. But right now amongst the girls, only Hideyoshi is around. Im not sure whats with Minami, but did Himeji-san mix up the classroom? Thats you yesterday. Uubecause weve been changing classrooms all this time I went to the F class classroom as per usual yesterday, and was shocked to find that there were C class students there. Koyama-san even glared at me. Haa, I wont mix up the classrooms, but even I cant be certain which class is using which room. Yeah, its a little complicated. You guys this isnt that complicated. Remember this properly. Yuuji sighed, pointed a finger and started to explain. Listen up! Our former F class classroom is changed to C class classroom and into E class classroom, and the former E class classroom is now the C class classroom now while the former C classroom Thats enough Yuuji. Akihisa has given up on thinking. Thats not true. The former F class has become E cup while the former E class has become C cup I see. I was wrong. Yuuji and Hideyoshi showed helpless looks. But how am I supposed to understand when hes saying such complicated things at one go? Youre rightso in order not to mess things up, Ill give up on saying the former F class classroom. Even after switching over to C classroom, we still call ourselves F class, so this should be easier to understand. Un, thats true. Then, as for facilitiessince its C class classroom, well call it C class room. Haa, thats the case. If we replace it with cup as Akihisa says, those guys in our class may rush towards F classroom. Thats true. Its not hard to imagine that many of our classmates will ignore Yuujis order to attack A cup and even come up with their own order to attack F cup. In other words, the current situation is Us F class is in E classroom, C class is in F classroom, and E class is in C classroom. Thats a whole lot easier. Yuuji said as he drew a map on the notebook. Now I can understand itI guess. Eh, so the remaining A class is in A classroom, and B class is in B classroom, right? No, A class is fine, but B class lost to A class before, so theyre using the B class that has facilities downgraded to C class. During the summoning war, the losing lower ranked class doesnt have to change their classroom, but their equipment will be downgraded. The school cant let the losing class swap with other classes that havent done anything, and its impossible to change the classroom to look more tattered. Now that you see it, theres quite a bit of changes. Amongst the 2nd year classes, D class is the only one that hasnt taken part in the summoning wars, while the other classes have taken part. This war has become quite huge. And therell be quite the shake-up today too. Yeah. Hideyoshi and I stare at Yuuji, and Yuuji, whos being looked at, nods hard, If everythings set, well start our war with A class at 10am today. The moment he said that, the tension immediately went through us. To F class, it has been half a year since we lost in the summoning war to A class. The time for revenge has finally arrivedas I think about this, my body cant help but tense up. Thus, I want to explain the crucial points about this strategy once everyones gathered. However Unfortunately, not everyones here. As for our class attendance, theres Minami who left the classroom just now, Himeji-san who hasnt arrived at school yet, and Muttsurini isnt here yet, is he? Im here. Hideyoshi muttered, and Tsuchiya Kouta, nicknamed Muttsurini, suddenly appeared from somewhere. Hideyoshi never attended the reward ceremony, so it seems he doesnt know that Muttsurinis here. What now, so youre here already, Muttsurini? Where were you? Theres a lot of places to deal with in the new classroom. Muttsurinis pockets are showing my tools Im not familiar with. I see, so he disappeared to install microscopic cameras in the new classroom? In other words, Himejis the only one whos not here, right? We, who are normally frivolous, are already at school, yet the most outstanding role model in our class hasnt arrived at the classroom yet. This current abnormal situation makes me feel a little weird. Therell be a problem if shes not here Yuuji frowns slightly as he mutters, Recently, during morning self-revision, Himeji has been the last one walking into the classroom, and will immediately go home once lessons ended. Thats true of her recentlyanything you know of, Akihisa? Ah, no, nothing, I dont I dont know why anyway, but its not like I dont have an idea. The thing I can think of is the weird thing Himeji-san did that morning before our war against C class. She ignored my protests and, wellkissed me. I really wanted to ask Himeji-san why she did that, but recently, she hasnt been alone, and there would be Minami and other people around. Thus, I couldnt ask even if I wanted to. As for why Himeji-san would do that, the reason I can think of isregret. She probably wishes that what happened that morning never happened, or is deliberately hiding from me out of shame. But to me, I dont feel regret at all, just embarrassed and happy But whenever I talk to her, her response is like usual Mu? Is that so? On hearing my inadvertent muttering, Hideyoshi responds, To me, Id say that Himeji will occasionally look like somethings bothering her. She looks just like normal, but is in fact notit seems that Hideyoshi views Himeji-san this way. Since Hideyoshi, whos good at observing others, say this, its definitely something that cant be overlooked. Also, I feel that shes trying too hard in the summoning war. Yuuji says, seemingly continuing off from where Hideyoshi left off. Actually, I had this feeling as well. Himeji-sans expression seemed a lot worse than usual during the summoning war against E class. However, whether it was because she was working too hard or whether something was bothering her, its hard to associate them with what happened that morning. In that case, Himeji-sans actions recently have nothing to do with being shy, is it? But are there any other reasons? I calm myself down slightly and try to think about Himeji-san. I want to recall what happened when I was living with her and find clues from there. Erm I close my eyes, search through the sea of memories, and maybe I might find some form of hint floating on the surface. On the day when Himeji-san came over to my house. Everyone had hotpot together, and she witnessed nee-san getting drunk and hugging me. The holiday morning. Himeji-san woke me up from bed and found out about the Ero books I had been hiding. That holiday afternoon. Himeji-san and I went shopping. For many reasons, I barged in on Himeji-san changing while having an underwear on my head. Normally at school. During the war against C class, someone spread the rumors of me and Yuuji being madly in love. That day, after school. Himeji-san discovered some Ero-books I was hiding. The next day after school. Himeji-san discovered more Ero-books I was hiding. Whatwrong options have I chosen in my life Wha, what is it, Akihisa? Why are you crying out of a sudden? Hideyoshimaybe Himeji-san feels that Im a pervert Theres nothing maybe about it. Didnt you just boldly proclaim yourself to be a pervert? The more I recall, the more I want to beat the past me. I see, so thats why Himeji-san wants to be alone? What are you two saying? Wasnt it a well-established fact that Akihisas an idiot? Thats true. This isnt enough reason for her weird behavior. I have a feeling Im being scolded here. Haa, lets leave this aside for now. Anyway, once everyones gathered, Ill explain the plan. Its better to explain earlier, but well only start fighting at 10am, so we just need to make it by then. After saying this, Yuuji ends this conversation. In the end, Himeji-san and Minami enter the classroom at almost the same time as Ironman, whos here for self-revision period. Everyone listen up! Ill now explain the key points to our plan in our final battle against A class! Morning self-study has already ended, and once Ironman walked out of the classroom, Yuuji immediately went to the podium and announced to all the students in class. This time, Himeji-san and Minami are in the classroom, so at least everyones here. We just need to beat A class Have to hurry up and find itif that was seen, Ill But those two look very weird. Before this, we have to send our messengerhold on, Akihisa, where are you going? I DONT WANNA! IM DEFINITELY NOT GOING! IM DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO BE THE MESSENGER DECLARING WAR HERE! The memory from half a year ago awoke within me. The higher the opponents position, the more it seemed that they viewed the worst F class declaring war on them as looking down on them, so I was dealt with badly whenever I declared war on them. I had enough of this merciless treatment. What are you worrying about Yuuji said in a tired manner. Oh yeah, thinking about it, therere a lot of people Im familiar with in A class, and all of them are so kind, so I probably wont be treated so cruelly You should be used to being beaten up, right? No, this isnt the main point. Reallyin this case, well decide by winner. Winner? Uu Someone definitely has to do this, so you cant be the only exception, right? For some reason, Yuuji only had the two options of me and someone else in his mindhaa, leaving aside this for the time being, I just need to win. Un, got it. Alright. But the contest has to be fair and decided by someone else. If I let Yuuji decide how were going to win this, it may very likely be very disadvantageous to me. I definitely cant step aside. Fine. Ill beat you no matter what kind of contest it is. Hideyoshi, can you please come up with a question? After agreeing to the two conditions I made, Yuuji nominated Hideyoshi to come up with the question. Un, if Hideyoshis the one deciding this, I can relax. Hell definitely come up with a fair question. Well thensince you two are always arguing, it might be good to praise someone else. Once called out, Hideyoshi starts to think hard. Then, he claps his hands and says, Okay, I have a question here. How about Please name a good point about the principal? Hideyoshis question caused me to inadvertently lower my head. This is reallytoo painful! However, that Yuujis showing a dying expression. I see, this is definitely an even contest. Both of us continue to remain silent. Ah, being healthy is considered a good point, right? Yuuji suddenly muttered. Damn it! Theres still this method!? DAMN IT! Hah! Akihisa! Youre 100 years too early to beat me! Its logical for Yuuji to be this satisfied. Its an impossibly great accomplishment to raise a good point about the principal. Those who can do so definitely have the right to lift their heads up high. Howbadly do you view the principal here No, after considering the painful treatments we suffered in the test summoning, this is a logical reaction. Its decided then, Akihisa. Ku! I have no objections to the outcome of this. But, to declare warto be honest, I feel a heavy heart. If were going to declare war on A class, there shouldnt be something wrongeven though I think, theres something making me uneasy . Ehcant be helped. Ill go over to A classroom later Ah, Akihisa, you seem to be mistaken. Hm? Youre going to C classroom. Youre not going to declare war, but give orders to those guys in E class. Eh? Is that it? Im going to C classroom where the E class students are now? Not A class? Because I already declared war on A class yesterday. What the. So Yuuji already did such a thing. That was close! You could have said it earlier if youre giving orders to E class! I was so nervous because I thought it was to declare war. Really? Its great that you can agree to it so easily. Those guys from E class are from the sports clubs and all very hot-blooded. It seems that theyre enraged over losing to F class and being pitied by the enemy. To be honest, I kind of bothered that theyre showing ill intent to us. Eh? Hold on! Is E class like this right now? Wont it be bad to give orders to this class in such a situation? And it seems that E class rep Nakabayashi-san hates me a lot Since Akihisa has taken the most troublesome mission, Ill begin the explanation of our plan today. Sorry to keep everyone waiting! Ill again explain how to win in the war against A class! Oi, Yuuji! Youre basically sending an important fighting force to his death before the duel with A class! Listen up. First, look at this map. Yuuji completely ignores my words as he starts to show the layout plan of the 3rd level (the level us second years are using) and explains. UuI really have a lot of things to say, but beating A class was our long-awaited wish. Since its a briefing of the strategy to achieve our aim, I better listen to him. Our F class is currently here, and the enemy is located here. Yuuji points to E classroom and A classroom. Then, if we simply compare both sides fighting strength by points, theres about a difference of 3 times between us and A class. 3 timeseven after hearing such a difference in strength, none of us showed shock or sigh, and some even give an expression of only this difference. Of course, the reason why everyone would have such a reaction is because we faced differences in ability far greater during previous wars. So to us, this war where we can fight in our best condition is a lot easier. Our basic strategy here is to try taking them all down, and absolutely no one on one battles. Once your points are worn down by even the slightest, immediately retreat to replenish and make sure youre ready before challenging again. This is a strategy weve been using up till now, so everyone should be familiar with it. Our F class marks arent as good as A class, but our summoning war experience, spirits and strength are still advantageous to us. If we continue to make use of these advantages well, we wont lose. Also, were going to expand the battlefield to make use of these advantages to the maximumin other words, we have to scatter the enemy forces. The reason why we gave up on C classroom before this and moved our base to E classroom is because of this. C classroom is beside A classroom. If we start the war there, well be restrained in that battlefield. In that case, it will be hard to carry out Yuujis strategy of taking them all down. Yuuji, in that case, we didnt need to take C classroom and just remain in F classroom, right? Hideyoshi raised his hand to ask this question I find rather reasonable. No, I wanted to crush B and C class before our war with A class. If we didnt do so, we might end up getting unnecessary interference. Right now, B and C class lost their right to carry out summoning wars because they lost. In that case, our class wont have any unnecessary interference for the next 3 months. This is to get rid of any potential future trouble. Also, when talking about this Yuuji You obviously thought of some sly trick, right? How rude. Please call this a strategy. Yuuji cant possibly start a war just to cover our backs. He must have prepared some kind of despicable plan. Yuuji, since everyone knows the basic plan, how exactly do we beat A class in terms of outcome? Hideyoshi asks again. This questions rather logical too. Our opponents A class, the strongest academic-wise amongst the second years, and the opposing class rep Kirishima-sans grades are the best in our year. If we cant beat her, we wont be able to win this war. When facing the record holder for the highest score in our year, its rather important to find out a way to win. Yuuji, dont tell me youre going to pull a fast one on Kirishima-san? Kirishima-sans outstanding in all her grades, so there logically shouldnt be any weaknesses. But for some reason, she has good feelings on Yuuji, which is her greatest weakness. If we make use of this weakness well, and if the plan goes alright, maybe we might have a chance of winning Whos going to do that? I dont intend to carry out this plan Im not sure whether it will be successful or not. Lets pour sulphuric acid down the mouth. Not spraying nitric acid into the eyes? How about whacking the butt with a bat full of nails? Unthats no different from usual. How about we go to the library and borrow the <> for reference? Lets do this! Besides, if we win that way, my life will be in danger. Ahaha, thats right. I agreed verbally. In fact, the moment that pretty, smart and model-looking Kirishima-san fell for Yuuji, he was basically guaranteed the death sentence. The reason why hes still alive is because hes an important talent in beating A class. Thus, once the war against A class ends, Yuuji, who has nothing to do with planning will be eliminated by everyonebut Ill remain silent on this as I want to see Yuuji being executed as well. Well, leaving aside my life, I dont intend to do this anyway. Eh? Really? I thought he will use any means necessary. Think about it. Were what others call the worst idiotic class, but were going to beat the best class in our year! Wont it be a waste to use such a boring method to win this awesome duel? Yuuji smirks, giving a grin brimming full of arrogance and self-belief. I feel somewhat nostalgic seeing that smile thats like half a year ago. Then, back on point, there are two ways for us to beat Shouko. One of them is to grind it out with a human-wave tactic. We continue to attack to prevent the opponent from replenishing their points and wear them out to win. Yuuji raises his index finger as he explains. However, while this can be done theoretically, its basically impossible to do so realistically. The current situation Yuujis talking about will only happen if A class has no other forces. In fact, Kirishima-san probably wont be isolated. Even if we manage to isolate her, we cant keep this up for long as F class is overwhelmingly weak against A class. Thus we have another method. Well combine our class strength and launch an attack on her. Basically, itll be either me, Himeji or Muttsurini having a showdown against Shouko. Yuuji has improved in his grades by quite a fair bit, Himeji-san is ranked second academically in our year, and Muttsurini is unmatched in the subject of health education. These three are the record holders of having the most strength in F class instant attacks. In other words, the key to this war is how to send one of the trio to Kirishima, right? Thats the case. In the duel before this, our plan was to duel a chosen member one on one. Then, what plan does Yuuji have this time? Any other questions? If not, Ill explain some specifics. After saying that, Yuuji draws a member list on the blackboard. First, the linkway. This will be the most intense area this morning. Akihisa and Shimada will lead 20 people to watch this place. Yuuji draws a marking on the map. 20 people? Thats quite a lot of people. The most important mission here on the linkway is to defend. You have to seal the passage and prevent the enemy from linking in directly. This is the bare minimum. Please do so. Yuujis explaining our groups job. Got to remember it well. The second mission is to beat Kinosheeta Yuuko. If that person appears here, please find a way to get rid of her. Yuuji, why target Kinosheeta-san? Basically, I want to cause disturbance in there. Itll be troubling to some extent if the people who can command the forces remain there. In other words, I have to try and best Kinosheeta-san as fast as I can and send her into the remedial room. Also, Akihisa. Hm? Dont force yourself. Just stay at the back of the squad. Eh? What? Its disgusting to hear you say such a thing These unexpected words cause goosebumps to rise up. I thought this Yuuji will tell me to attack without caring for my life. If something unexpected happens, I hope that you can assist our forces, so thats why Im asking you to do this. So you want me to save my strength to provide support? Un. Also, theres a mission only you can do as the Punishment Inspector. Ill be bothered if you leave the battlefield before that. Whats the mission after that. Ill explain that later. UnI dont really know whats going on, but I understand. A plan that requires me not to work so hard is beneficial to me. Besides, while I can replenish my deducted points when my summoned beast is beaten, but the feedback pain thats caused wont disappear. Then, next isHimeji, your group is the patrol group. Guard the stairs and watch for any enemy ambush. If you see the enemy, send someone not involved in the fighting to report to me. Ye, yes! Ill do my best! Himeji-san has the ability of second rank in our year, so she wont lose to most of our opponents. She probably wont be having any problems if the opponent doesnt send in a large force. Then, itll be the backup forces and the messenger forcesbefore this, Akihisa, you should start handing this to C classroom. You wont be able to leave once the summoning war begins. Yuuji takes out a letter and puts it on my table. Eh? Em, but, I have to sit through this strategy planning. I finished your parts explanation already, so its alright. I should more or less know the entire strategy. Youll forget after hearing that anyway. Go go go, hurry up. After hearing this explanation, I was ushered out of the door. Really, that Yuujis so rude. I can understand the planabout half of it. Then The linkway links the new building to the old building, and if I move on, itll be C classroom. I have to go forward and hand them the letter Yuuji asked me to hand over. But I really dont want to go Even Im not that stupid so as to head into C classroom casually after hearing Yuujis explanation. Im already used to pain, but painful things are painful. Alright, first, time to check the situation. I stealthily peep inside the class to check on the situation. Now, I can see the scenery near the cupboards. The things put over there should belong to E class. Judogi. Bamboo sword. Metal bat. Thats weird, uneasy factors are piling up. Oh, oh yeah. Lets check the contents of the letter! If I check through what Yuuji told me to hand over, Ill be able to tell whether this negotiation can end peacefully. Anyway, lets see the letter before deciding. Eh, the content of the letter isuu! Invisible ink. Damn it! This messed up text is worrying me all the more. What in the world is that guy planning! If my life is offered to E class just like this, how is he going to compensate!? Is this an action for the sake of the summoning war? No matter how I think about it, its because that Yuuji personally holds a grudge against me and wants me dead! Speaking of which, I have to send this letter As Im hesitating Yoshii-kun, whatre you doing? You look suspicious clutching your head like that. Ah, Kudou-san, Kinosheeta-san. A class Kudou Aiko and Kinosheeta Yuuko just so happened to pass by. For a moment, I thought Kinosheeta-sans Hideyoshi, butum, shes wearing a skirt and giving off a manly vibe, so I didnt make a mistake here. This persons not Hideyoshi, but his sister. I just find this annoyingbut Ill let you off this once. There might be problems if I do something to you before the summoning war. What does she mean by doing something to me? I interacted with her before during the war against C class, and I felt that there was some killing intent or something similar under that smiling face of hers. Oh yeah, what are you doing here, Yoshii-kun? Eh? Ah, no, not, nothing. I hurriedly hide the letter Yuuji handed me. Were going to have a showdown against A class later, and Kinosheeta-san is of A class. Itll be bad if I accidentally leak out something regarding the plan, so I better hide this letter! Does F class have some plan? Both of them continue to stare at me. Uuhow troublesomeIm really bad at hiding secrets Un~oh well, it doesnt matter anyway. Its something you dont want us to see, right? Eh? Doesnt matter? Unexpectedly, both of them didnt pursue this matter further. Such a straightforward attitude caught me off guard. Because we already knew youre planning something when you swapped facilities with E class. Nn nn, we already knew~ Muu We got C classroom, but deliberately shifted over to the lousier E classroom. This weird action is known through the entire school year, not just A class. Since we deliberately did this, our opponent must be expecting something. And someone like Sakamoto-kun definitely wont use a plan that will fail because someone spots you. He must be planning some countermeasure, right? Kinosheeta-san really looks up to Yuuji, huh? Im rather curious what will her reaction be after seeing this letter that requires heating of invisible ink? Ah, thats right, speaking of Sakamoto-kun. Hn? Wha, what is it? When he came over to declare war on A class, he even said to us thanks for your help in our war against C class. He didnt need to worry about such a thing. Besides, we already heard the important information from you that B class and C class are working together, Yoshii-kun. Thats true, but without Kudou-san and the rest helping out, that would be our complete loss. Thus to us, it wont be enough no matter how much we thank them. And in our war against B class, we obtained a very weird letter from Nemoto-kun! That letter really shocked us. To think that Nemoto-kun is that kind of person. We thought that he would use some weird lie to agitate class rep, but Unexpectedly, it was a wedding invitation of him and Nishimura-sensei. We were really shocked! Legally, this may not be allowed. This is probably about declaring that theyre getting married. Kudou-san and Kinosheeta-san nodded as they said. Eh? Do they really believe in the content of that envelope? Ahaha. Were just joking, Yoshii-kun. Nobody will believe such a thing. Somebody from somewhere must have switched the letter meant to trick class rep. We wanted payback for this. Both of them give me hesitant looks. Then, what do they mean? Well, Nemoto-kun got his comeuppance, right? He did lots of immoral things before. Thats the karma he deserves~ Kudou-san chuckles. This time, the one who first interfered with other peoples summoning wars was Nemoto-kun, so hes got what he deserved. Oh yeah, Yoshii-kun. It might be weird for us to say this to you when were disturbing you, but do you have time to actually chit-chat with us here? Eh? Ah, youre right. I have to hand the letter over to E class. I dont know what you plan to do, but other classes are having lessons, so be careful not to get scolded. Yeah. See you at the summoning war later, Yoshii-kun. After saying that, Kudou-san and Kinosheeta-san leave. Eh? Theyre saying its class time now In that case, why are they appearing in such a place? Is A class preparing something as well? But it doesnt look this case What are you thinking about, Akihisa? WAAAHHH! Some kind of impact came from my back. Its not really heavy, and from the weight pushing down on my neck, I can tell that its him. Linne-kun? Un, we meet again. Linne-kun grins as he gives a happy smile. Is there something you want from me? Un. Linne-kun gently gets off my back and moves in front of me. Akihisa, the book you just handed me wasnt Sverige . Eh? Really? Un, so Im guessing its something else. I dont know what this Sverige is, but I do understand that Linne-kun is telling me that this doesnt belong to me. Really? Not his I look inside and found that theres a lot of Akihisas in there. So I feel the owner of this notebook has some relationship with Akihisa. Un? With me? Who? If its someone related to me, the chances of the owner of the notebook being a member of the E class student that used the classroom before is lower. Since that notebook has English written all over it, the only one wholl have such a book will be Himeji-san. Is that the notebook she uses to study English? But if thats the case, the notebook should have some Japanese Ill help translate the notebook content for you, Akihisa! You can return it to the owner then. Just when I was giving a troubled expression, Linne-kun proposes something Im really grateful for. Really, Linne-kun? Un! Its just a small matter. Thanks. Nope, dont mind. Linne-kun said cheerily. Hes really a good kid. Then, see you later~ Un, Ill leave it to you then. Linne-kun energetically waves his hand and walks down the stairs before leaving. I cant remain in thought here for long. Have to hurry up and send the letter. I stand in front of C classroom and start thinking. Right, since E class is having lessons, I just need to write to E class rep and sneak it to someone in the classroom. Right, lets do this! I take out the pen and write down the name of the recipient. I then open a slight opening at the back door and hand it to the person nearby. The person who receives the letter has doubts about this, but hands this letter to E class rep. Thats done. Now to hurry back to the classroom. Before I realize it, its time to start battle. Have to hurry back to F class. WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS!!! Theres an angry roar from behind, but I decide to ignore it. By the time I made it back to everyone in F class, the briefing was over as Yuuji has returned back to his seat. Wow, Akihisa, you made it back safely? Yuuji mutters regretfully as he sees me. Whats with that disappointed look. Ah well, Im used to it anywayoh yeah, Yuuji, whats with that letter (that only shows words when heated)? Un? That? That letter wasnt anything much. HIIIYYYAAA!!! Calm down a bit, Akihisa. Its dangerous to suddenly swing a punch at someone like that. The punch I swung out was caught tightly in Yuujis palm. Damn it, what evil is thisI was so bothered all because of that meaningless letter! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ITS MEANINGLESS! IN THAT CASE, THERES NO NEED FOR ME TO GO OVER RIGHT!? Thats why Im telling you to calm down. That letters content has no significance, but your action to send it does. Eh? Theres a meaning to my action of sending the letter? In that case, this is just a deliberate show that F class has a message to send to E class, right? That means that the action just now has something to do with the disturbance strategys best that, right? The fact that I went to E class will cause A class to think that were doing something to A class, and Yuuji will use this thinking to carry out some plan. Ah, I met Kudou-san and Kinosheeta-san on the way, so I guess Im lucky in this sense. Because theyll report the fact that I went to C classroom back to A class. Is that so? So you met Kudou and Kinosheeta. Un. So even the almighty A class will check to see what their challenger will do. But this might make our action more believable. Yuuji mutters, but he doesnt seem overly concerned by this. Speaking of which, Kinosheeta-san just mentioned that we already knew youre planning something when you swapped facilities with E class, so this should be expected by them. Eh? But in this case, the reason to make me go to E class is Theres definitely some shady dealing in thisif this is a fact to both sides, my action to send the letter is unnecessary. In that case, why does Yuuji want me to go out? Youre messing around with me? Theres this intent too. HIYAHHH! Wholl get hit by that, you idiot? THIS, THIS DAMNED BASTARD! The important summoning wars about to start, why are you still so relaxed!? We have to win this time and fulfill our wish See, thats it. That? What? Im saying that youre too tense. Ahh Now that he mentions this, this is the first time I realize this. Ever since we lost the war, weve been hoping for a chance to challenge A class. Maybe its because weve been waiting for a long time that I feel myself to be somewhat excited. Theres a definite bit of tension, but this excitement will numb my mind and body. Looks like Yuujis trying to correct me on this. Really thanks Yuuji. You sure think in many ways even though you dont seem to be thinking. Yeah, I find that this excuse I just thought ups rather good. OI, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, IDIOT! This guys really Even if its just a little, I hope you can have a pure innocent heart like Linne-kun uwahh! Someone suddenly grabs me by the back of my collar and drags me off. Whats going on? Aki, can you please come over with me! While Im still not calmed down, Minami, whos showing killing intent in her eyes as she forces me into a corner of the classroom to carry out investigation. Eh? What? Did I say something unnecessary? Answer, me, Aki. Is that Linne-kun you mention that transfer student who took that book from the floor? Uu, yeah. I just met him. Hes different from Yuuji, a complete pure and innocent person. When you met him refers to I stopped to chat with him for a while when I went to send the letter to E class. I-is that so Speaking of which, I remember Minami went to look for Linne-kun before self-study period. Looking at this, I guess she never met him yet. Do you want to know where Linne-kun is? I-I dont really want to know! Its just, well I just want to know where you met him. Near the linkway. Is is that so~ Minami pretends not to mind as she leans her body over at me. Then, he erm did he say anything? Linne-kun? Well Linne-kun said that what I handed over to him wasnt his. Mu, hm. Is this it? is that what he said to you? Eh, and also That book has my name written all over it, so Linne-kun wants to help me translate this and hand it over to me. Then I will know whos the owner and return itthats what he said. Minamis face turns pale as its so ghastly white its funny. Amazing! Its like she applied white powder on her face. Minami, about this AKI! Ye-yes! Minami suddenly moves towards me and grab my shoulders tightly. You cannot believe a single word that foreign student says. Also, if he comes over to find you, inform me before you two talk, okay? Eh? Why? UN-DER-STAND? (CREAK) AFFIRMATIVE! I UNDERSTAND! I hear my shoulder bones let out creaking sounds as I frantically nod my head. Whats with this pressure? This is definitely called Pressuring through Demonic Will, right? Very good! Then, I have something to do, first Hm? Shimada, wherere you going? Minami hurriedly tries to leave the classroom, but is stopped by Yuuji. No-nothing at all. Sorry, but can you remain here? The wars about to start. Eh? Ermwelluu Hm? Is there something important? Im-important? Not at all! I just want to go find a normal reference book, so its not important at all! Oh, really? Then remain here then. As Minami starts to tremble for some reason, Yuuji walks towards the podium. Ahhh Im an idiot I cant go once the war starts, is it And for some reason, Minamis showing a painful expression. Whats with her? Yuuji ignores this weird looking Minami and he stands on the podium and puts his hands on the desk. He doesnt even say a single word as he merely stands right in front of our classmate. This action alone quiets the noisy class. The minute hand ticks forward. Soon, Yuuji says slowly to everyone in the classroom, Then sorry to let everyone wait. Hes not roaring, but his words echo throughout the classroom clearly. Ever since we gathered, a lot of things happened this past half a year. Before we realized it, it has been half a year since we became second years. In other words, our class has spent time using the same facilities in the same room. We were looked down on all the time, but looking back at this half a year, are we really a group of trash? Are we scum that cant win no matter what we do? We attended the class festival, the school camp, the war against D class, the baseball tournament and the test of courage. Have we achieved outcomes that people will only look down on? Were we unable to change our situations to victory in the most important battles? No such thing. Were weak academically, but we fought on through the efforts of everyone in our class, and we earned results. LISTEN UP! OUR F CLASS IS THE STRONGEST! So thats why Yuuji can say this confidently. What we accumulated during this past half a year wasnt for naught. This will become experience, strength. Today is our chance to settle this debt and prove our ability. EVERYONE, SHOW YOUR STRENGTH! GO! LETS HUNT THE BEST CLASS IN OUR YEAR! RIGHT ON!! We again challenge the target we had half a year ago. Theres still some time until the summoning war. The final duel in this past half year is right in front of us. Volume 10, The Second Question Volume 10, The Second Question Please answer the following question: Please state what the Prince Shoutoku did in the years 603 and 604 respectively. Himeji Mizukis answer: In Year 603, Prince Shoutoku created the Twelve Level Cap and Rank System. In Year 604, Prince Shoutoku created the Seventeen-article Constitution. Teachers comment: Thats right. Please memorize the sequence of events during these few years, including the sending of diplomats Shimada Minamis answer: Year 603, Prince Shoutoku ate. Year 604, Prince Shoutoku had a good sleep. Teachers comment: Im not referring to daily activities that dont need thinking. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: In Year 603, Prince Shoutoku got married. In Year 604, Prince Shoutoku went crazy. Teachers comment: What happened to the prince during that year? As I prepare to leave the classroom and head for the area Im in charge of, I glance over at Himeji-san to check on her, since I havent had the chance to talk to her recently. Its alright, well definitely win, well definitely win She feels different from usual, and that worries me. And now Right now, Im standing on the linkway controlling the battle, and I turn over to Minami to check on her. Its alright, I just need to stay with Aki and get that book before that foreign student meets him. I just need to bring him away from Aki. I just need to stay with Aki and not let him move on his own She obviously looks different from usual, and that worries me a lot. Aki! Ye, yes! May I know what you want, Minami-san? Ill definitely live and wont die in battle. Is this alright? Un, of course its alright. Everything will be over if I lose my freedom once Im brought to the remedial room, so Ill definitely fight hard. Okay? Un, youre very reliable. Also, if it really cant be helped, Ill bring you over to the remedial room too. Is that alright? Wait a second, Minami. Thats not good at all. Im really worried over what happened to Himeji-san and Minami As I ponder about this, Yoshii! The guys from A class are here! Sugawa-kuns words interrupt my thoughts. Lets go, Aki! Okay! Minami was rather weird just now, but now changed expressions completely. She just said a lot of ridiculous words, but she has no doubt about letting our class win. Alright! Time for me to get into the mood and get into the action! Everyone, dont forget the mission Yuuji asked us to do! ROGER THAT! This is the linkway that connects the new and old school buildings. Our duel between F class and A class will begin here. SUMMON! The two A class students standing at the front carry out their summons. Therere 5 A class students standing behind, perhaps because theyre trying to investigate the situation for a while. Since the opponent is that relaxedwell take them down before retreating! Katou-kun, Kondou-kun, please! Okay! Summon!! Our side sends out two people as well as Katou-kun and Satou-kun carry out their summons A class and F class both summon two summoned beasts as we face off in the middle of the linkway. A class, Kurimoto Raita, Maths 239 points & A class, Youta Nana, Maths 243 points. Vs F class, Katou Takashi, Maths 91 points & F class, Kondou Yoshimune, Maths 84 points Both sides subjects and scores are shown. As expected of A class, their grades are higher than any class rep we faced in the past. If it were a frontal fight, well definitely lose. Katou-kun and Kondou-kuns summoned beasts are leading off as they raise their weapons over their heads. The straightforward attacks are blocked by the opponents wielding weapons. Both sides clash with each other, and then Summon!! Another 4 F class comrades summon. Katou-kun and Kondou-kun who led the charge are rather specialized in maths. Then, as for the latter 4 F class, Udou Sumiyoshi, Maths 58 points and F class, Endou Kensuke, Maths 70 points. And F class, Hotsuta Kiichi, Maths 87 points and F class, Manaka Tatsuo, Maths 64 points. As one can see, their scores are rather scattered, and maths isnt their best subject. However, this group isnt just randomly created. Theyre formed through factors other than scores and best subjects. Long-ranged weapons group, attack! OHHHHH!!! Udou-kun and the rest whore sortied raise their weapons and charge towards the enemy in a row. Their common point is that their summoned beasts weapons have length. These four are weapon wielders of longspears or rods, weapons with large attack range. Hows that po!? Our sides actions cause the opponent to widen their eyes in shock. To them, we may seem rather reckless. Its not easy to control a summoned beast as its size is not of the same proportions as our bodies, and the power is greatly different from a human. We have to line up 4 summoned beasts in a row on the narrow linkway, side by side before attacking the opponent in front of them, but this in practice is a lot harder than described. Ordinary people would have crashed into their allies, have varying attack speeds, or stab our spears into our partners backs. But if its us, we can definitely do it. Our F class has experienced countless summoning wars and went through all sorts of battles. To us, this isnt something thats impossible for us to do. A class, Kurimoto Raita, Maths 73 points & A class, Youta Nana, Maths 179 points. The opponents fighting our 2 F class vanguards took stabs directly from the front. Hows that po The two people from A class give regretful looks. After seeing this, Kondou-kun shows a devious smile. Dont look down on us F class! F class, Kondou Yoshimune, Maths 26 points. Kondou-kun brags about the victory as his back has a buddys spear stabbed into the backI better remain silent about this. Cant be helped! Switch The hurt opponents intends to sub themselves out with another member, but why would we let them do so? Im counting on you Minami, please attack with Katou-kun! Kondou-kun, retreat. Hurry up and replenish your points! Understood. Summon! Dont you dare run away! Ku! Eh? Why must I replenish my points? 3 out of 4 attacks hit the opponents when its so hard to control the summoned beasts, so this strategy sorta worked out. Now, we just need to deal the finishing blow. A class, Kurimoto Raita, Maths 73 points Vs F class, Shimada Minami, Maths 161 points. Minami immediately closes in on the opponent thats slowed down by the attack. Once the points drop, our side will have the advantage due to experience, so its impossible for our side to lose. Hu, hurry up and cover Kurimoto-kun! Summon! The other people from A class start to panic. It seems that they feel its not the time to sit back and observe after taking such a vicious attack. In that case, our class has something else! Saitou-kun, Tanaka-kun! Summon! I add in the numbers and send in Saitou-kun and Tanaka-kun whore better at maths. At this moment, the 4 people raising their long weapons back off for summoned beasts spacing. Not a lot of classes can do such an organized movement. This is a strong point of our F class. IF YOURE SENDING IN SO MANY PEOPLE, WE HAVE PEOPLE HERE TOO! Someone from A class shouted. If the other members from the opposing class take part, there will be 7, while were left with 4 because our participants backed off. In such a difference in numbers, its obvious that A class is better. However, thats not the case. Damn it! I wont lose! Minami beats Kurimoto-kun from A class and retreats while the other three form a line. Now, the opponent will definitely form a line and fight back. The key here is the width of the corridor. If we line up side by side, a squad of 4 will be the maximum. In other words, 3 people from the opponents side will be unable fight. No, Minami just finished off one opponent, so 2 out of 6 cant fight. Waiwatch it! Tha, thats dangerous! Damn it, move aside there! The people from A class start scolding each other. It seems theyre unable to move freely. Our side is using a packed formation, and actually, the opponent should be making good use of their high marks and let someone launch a powerful attack. Our strength alone cant stop this force. However, our opponent is already fuming over our pre-emptive attack, so theyre sending all their forces. However, theyre unable to deal decisive blows because they might hit each other. On the other hand, our sides situation YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST ATTACKED ME, DIDNT YOU! SHUT UP! IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOURE HIT OR NOT SINCE WE HIT THE ENEMY! YOUR SACRIFICE IS NOTHING! SAYING SUCH STUFF!? YOURE THE ONE WHO STABBED KONDOU IN THE BACK! And just like that, our side will continue to attack even though well hurt our comrades. These guys were attacking Yuuji and me with all they got even though we were in a war against C class. The smart A class people should understand such logic, but being able to understand mentally is completely different from being able to do so physically. While the opponent is confused, we skillfully use the narrow space to battle, and will occasionally attack with the support of the long-ranged weapons. In the initial skirmish, our F class may have gotten the advantage. Keep it up. Be careful not to mess up the formation. Roger that. I set up the people with higher scores (amongst us) at the front, and let those with wider attack range support from the back. This cautious and impregnable tactic wore down on their forces. Calm down and retreat back to the classroom first. The A class girls start to retreat in order to regroup. The opponents retreatingwhat should I do? Should I deliberately press on and pursue them? At the current stage, well reach the new building after a few more steps. Once we continue to move on, well be able to seal off the new buildings stairs, and this will be a great chance to seal off the enemys movements. As I wonder about this, Minami walks to me and whispers, Aki, the order the opponent gave just now was a little suspicious. Eh? How? Some of them glanced at the stairs when they said theyre retreating. If its the stairsI dont think theyre checking the path to retreat back to A class, but them deliberately glancing over there shows that theres something over there. An ambush? Most likely. They probably planned some counterstrategy here. Its thanks to Minami reminding me that I can notice it, and this will affect the situation greatly. Thanks for noticing that, Minami. I, Im not losing concentration in the summoning war! Its just that Im very wary of the surroundings because I feel that someone may come by here! Minami definitely did contribute something, so why is she panicking for some reason? Then, what should we do, Aki? Do we stop here? Uuhas Kinosheeta-san appeared in the opposing base? Not for now. Based on Yuujis deduction, Kinosheeta-san will normally appear at the scene and direct them, but up till now, she hasnt stepped onto the main battlefield. In other words, she may be hiding somewhere. Alright, keep chasing. Minami, Sugawa-kun, Yokomizo-kun and4 people with higher marks will form one team and standby on the left side. You want us to take on the opponent? Un, I intend to finish the other mission Yuuji gave me. Revealed ambush forces arent scary at all. I want to beat the hiding Kinosheeta-san at this point! Yeah, lets try and make sure the advantages on our side! We have to hurry up and finish this war even if its a second earlier! The voice with intense emotions in it rings in my ears. Minamis momentum today isnt to be underestimated. Whats with her? Ill explain the plan to Sugawa and the rest. Minami again returns to the frontlines and gets into standby beside the stairs. Sugawa-kun and Yokomizo-kun then follow her. Alright, lets move! EVERYONE! PURSUE THEM! CHARGE RIGHT IN! ALRIGHT!!! The reliable calls echo back as my comrades charge forward. In contrast, A class learnt their lesson due to the attack just now, so they arent resisting that much as they gingerly retreat back. A class retreats while F class pursues on, and this is not a common sense. Also, as the battlefield moves to the stairs, expected voices can be heard from the left. Summon Alrightright on target! Ill leave it to you, Minami! Okay! The opponent appears from the stairs, and Minami and the rest immediately attacks them. The opponent was charging in for an ambush, but we shocked them back. Not bad, Yoshii-kun. To think that you can realize this. Kinosheeta-sans voice, which sounded like Hideyoshi, came from the stairs as she intended to ambush us from the side. Theres only 3 people over there, so we can win if its just this number of people! Yozawa-kun, Negishi-kun, Himuro-kun, go over to Kinosheeta-san! Well beat her here! Understood! Kinosheeta-san has 6 people against her, including Minami, Sugawa-kun, and I have another 6 in front of me. Its not easy to break through here, so well take the win here! Retreat. Kinosheeta-san gives the order. As if well let you! Everyone, pursue on. We must finish her off here. I give the order from the back of the squad in order to finish Yuujis given mission, and let everyone chase down the escaping Kinosheeta-san. The moment I did this, Kinosheeta-san mutters from the stairs. Oh? Youre chasing after me? Her voice still remains calm even though shes being cornered. Holdon? I think I have a bad feeling about this Rep really understands Sakamoto-kun really well. Summon! !? Calls can be heard from the opposite direction, and everyone in F class widen their eyes in shock. The other side isB class? Whats going on!? A class, Tokito Masahiro, Maths 265 points Vs F class, Himuro Tadashi, Maths, 6 points. A class, Hanaoka Rei, Maths 243 points Vs F class, Nomura Ippei, DEAD The attacks that came from behind cause several comrades on our side to have their points reduced or suffer the tragic fate of dying in battle. Not good. Our back is wide open to the enemy because were charging to the stairs where Kinosheeta-san is! Surround them! Send them all into the remedial room! I hear Kinosheeta-sans orders. They were retreating from the stairs, and now theyre using this chance to counter. Weve been hadis Kinosheeta-san bait here? Once were surrounded, the flexible tactic cant work, and we wont be able to head back to replenish our points. In this case, well definitely be wiped out, and F class will lose half their forces in the first fight alone. Our opponents A class, and I got greedy and let things get way over my head Everyone, hurry up and retreatline up at the linkway! But theres still a way to salvage this situation! The opponent hasnt surrounded us yet! Wholl let you!? Nope, lets run awaysummon! I call out my summoned beast to fight as I face the onslaught of enemies coming out from B class. If I stop here to stop the opponents attack, Ill be able to create a path of retreat. I see, so Yuuji expected this and let me be at the back, is it? Yoshii! Please dont get in the way! That wont do. I wont back off. As the opponent tries to aim for the back of Minamis group, I stand right in front of them and swing my wooden sword. My foe blocks this move and gets ready to counter, but this time, I move to the side and swing out at them without particularly aiming anywhere. Im not aiming to beat them, but to slow them down, so theres no need to hit them. Uuthis! The opponents been making large movements, maybe because of lack of battle experience as he keeps missing. Everyone, hurry up and run away! Those with depleted points are to run away fast! Dont let them get away! Surround them! Forget about spending your efforts beating Yoshii-kun! Kinosheeta-san and I exchanged orders. Tokito-kun, leave that side to me! Damn it. Please! As I continue to fight Tokito-kun, the other A class girls try to get by me. Do you think Ill let you do so? Double summon! I call out the other summoned beast to block the opponents path. Well definitely not be taken down here! Move aside! The A class girl uses the difference in points as a shield as she curls herself up and charges over. She must be thinking that she will still have enough points even if she takes 1, 2 hits. However, Ive seen this tactic too many times, so Im already used to handling this. Over here! As the opponents summoned beast steps forward to accelerate, I let my summoned beast do a sweeping kick at the ankle and slam it into the opponent while it lost its balance. Ah! So, sorry, Tokito-kun. The summoned beast that was sent flying tangled with Tokito-kuns summoned beast, and during this time, I swing the wooden sword down. A class, Tokito Mashiro, Maths 224 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Maths 82 points You bastard! Tokito-kun stares at me vengefully. Leave Yoshii-kun aside for now, Tokito-kun! Hes not someone that can be taken down easily! UghI, I know that! That wont do. I have to let you play around with me. While saying this, I trip the third opponent whos trying to get through. My summoned beast is weak, but it doesnt mean that its useless. As I try to buy time, my surrounded comrades start to slowly come back. If I keep this up, well be able to limit damage control to the minimum. Kinosheeta, well let them get away at this rate! Well leave that to you! Uudo, do I have to do this? What are you saying now? Didnt we decide to go all in this time? Ahh, really! I got it, Ill do itYoshii-kun, I wont forget this debt! After saying this, theres some movement at the stairs where Minami and Sugawa-kun are fighting. Kinosheeta-san seems to be talking to someone. That person isSugawa-kun? Uu, erm, youreSugawa-kun, right? Yeah, what about it? I probably shouldnt be saying this at this moment, but well ??? On, on closer lookI feel that youremy type SUGAWAWe have MUSTdiscovered DIEthe heretic. WAIT A SECOND! NOWS NOT THE TIME TO DO SUCH THINGS! Our comrades who finally managed to break through the perimeter and return to our base returned back to the frontlines to interrogate Sugawa-kun. This situations definitely not good, right!? EVERYONE, YOU MUSTNT BE FOOLED! PLEASE CALM DOWN! DIVEPUSH HIM TOFROM THE BLUEBACK ON THE ROOF THIS ISNT THE CASE, EVERYONE! KINOSHEETA-SANS SAYING A LIE TO SUGAWA-KUN! EVERYONE, THINK ABOUT IT! ITS THAT KINOSHEETA-SAN TALKING TO SUGAWA-KUN! SUCH A THING CANT POSSIBLY HAPPEN! HAH!? DA, DAMN IT! WEVE BEEN HAD! ITS DEFINITELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A CHICK TO SAY THAT SUGAWAS HER TYPE! Weve been fooled by such an obvious lie Anyway, lets get through this crisis before executing Sugawa. EH!? WHY MUST I BE EXECUTED EVEN AFTER BEING SUBJECTED TO VERBAL VIOLENCE!? Everyone seemed to have recovered, but it seems to be a little too late Yoshii-kun, once I handle this gang, Ill ask you what you meant by that Kinosheeta-san. Minami and Sugawa-kuns 6 man group is completely isolated at the front of the stairs. Not good. Minami and the rest may be annihilated! Damn itis this the end!? To think that well die because of Sugawathis bastard! No good deeds going unpunished, like this, huh WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS WITH ME!!? Including me, everyone present is already thinking that theyll die in battle. In this situation (GATAGATAGATA)stop joking aroundsent into the remedial room in such a place? Impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible impossible For some reason, Minamis more terrified of dying in battle than everyone else. What should I do if Im sent to the remedial room in such a place? I will have to remain in the remedial room and wait for my diary to be translated? Impossible! I cant admit defeat here! I definitely must find a way to survive Minamis voice sounds like she has collapsed mentally. Got to go save her! Ill be there, Minami! Wait, Yoshii! Give up, we can only give up on Shimadas group! Ku! But! YOU DAMNED BASTARD! CANT YOU SEE SHIMADAS CURRENT EXPRESSION!? Minamis expression? I cant lose I cant lose if that diarys revealed I might as well die together uu no thats not right even if I die I cant prevent anyone else from revealing that diaryif I die I might as well bring Aki along Ahh, not good. Shes completely lost it. Alright, everyone, retreat! UNDERSTOOD!!! Sorry Minami! But you dont seem like a comrade when youre giving killing intent at me even after being surrounded by enemies! Those in charge of encircling, get rid of them! The rest are to follow me! Attack! After devouring the isolated Minamis group, Kinosheeta-san leads 4 comrades over here. Damn it! we havent regrouped ourselves yet! In that caseI can only buy time here! Kinosheeta-san, lets fight! I call out my summoned beast and stands in front of Kinosheeta-san. Then Un, alright. A duel it is then, Yoshii-kun. I thought Kinosheeta-san will ignore my presence and attack the rest, but unexpectedly her summoned beast raises its summon as it stops here. Eh? Shes not going over to where everyone is? Kinosheeta-san? This is Sorry, Yoshii-kun. Please retire from here. The moment Kinosheeta-san says this, the other A class member stop chasing after the escaping lot, and seem like they intend to surround me as they stop, raising their weaponseh, if A class doesnt send some people to chase after them, Ill have nowhere to escape Youre an important person, Yoshii-kun. The first key affecting this war is definitely you. Your, your opinion on me is really high, Kinosheeta-sanbut, you do know that Im the most defining idiot in this school, right? The opponents trying to limit my movements even with the rest escaping. Normally, they wont give up such a huge chance of pursuing on just to focus on me. If you think this way, can you please let us finish you off, Yoshii-kun? Kinosheeta-sans summoned beast raises its weapon as it leans forward. If you dont mind, I can accompany you to the remedial room. Kinosheeta-sans eyes are showing a simple serious look as she says this. She really wants to finish me off here. YOSHII! WELL DEFINITELY NOT LET YOUR SACRIFICE BE IN VAIN! WELL DEFINITELY LIVE AND BEAT A CLASS! HELP ME SAY HELLO TO IRONMAN! And my comrades treat me as a sacrifice without hesitation as they escape. My urge to pierce through my allies and enemies is derived from this sort of thinking. Damn itIm really an idiot for even worrying about them by the slightest! I should have dumped those guys and ran away in that situation just now, damn it! To put itthat as quite the straightforward retreat If you pity me, please let me go I cant do that, lets duel. A class, Kinosheeta Yuuko, Maths 313 points Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Maths 82 points. Our scores are shown. As I expected, the difference in combat ability on both sides is so big it cant be compared. Also, besides the overwhelming difference in points, there are 4 A class students surrounding me. In this situation, Ill be dead tired trying to prevent an opening at the back. What should I do, what should I do? As my backs giving off irritating sweat GET AWAY FROM THERE!!! Some summoned beasts are blown aside behind Kinosheeta-san. Whats going on? That voice just nowShimada-san? Whats going on? Kinosheeta-sans taken aback as she looks behind. Minami, whos giving off a demonic presence, rushes past the wall of A class people and charges right over here. I cant loseI definitely mustnt lose here! Minami shows a serious expression Ive never seen before. Whats causing her to become like this? Eh, this isnt important! Nows not the time to think about anything else. I have to make use of this opening Minami made for me! Thanks Minami! I owe you one! Dont mindI just want to be you. I just want to make sure that I can send you to Heaven if something happens! Leaving aside Minamis dangerous line she just said for some reason, its thanks to her action that the opponents distracted from me. Now I have to use this chance to escape! I, I wont let you get away, Yoshii-kun! While the A class folks are still standing around, Kinosheeta-san recovers first and gives up on surrounding me safely as she lets out an attack. Damn it, this persons judgments really quick! I wanted to let my summoned beast try to run away, but now I have to dodge. Kinosheeta-san swings down the one-handed sword, and it grazes my summoned beasts arm. It hurrrttttsss! The sharp pain strikes through my body through the feedback. A graze alone hurts me like this, and I feel my points dropped by a lot. But I still manage to jump back at the last minute. Now, I just need to retreat. Long weapons, cover me! Roger that! Once I retreated back to the linkway, the long weapons guys that retreated back to the summoning field started to attack. This is more to hold the opponents off then to beat them, a cover to allow us to escape safely. Itll be dangerous to pursue them any further. Its precarious to try and get through, so Kinosheeta-san and the rest stop. Alright! Well be fine here! Ill let Katou-kun and the rest handle this while theyre regrouping. Ill go replenish my points! Katou-kun, Saitou-kun, Ill leave the back to you! WhatYoshii, why the hell are you still alive!? No matter how I think about this, this isnt a line my comrades should be saying. Despite this, lets forget about this. The current situation is such that its more important to replenish my points. Everyone must guard this place well! After leaving the frontlines to Katou-kun, I head back to E classroom to replenish my points. Since the battlefields shifted back to the linkway, we should be able to at least pull our defensive line back. Once I head back to E classroom and call Yuuji to rotate forces, we should be able to hang on for a while. Wait, Aki. Un? Ahh, Minami, its great that youre safe. The call behind me causes me to turn my head. It seems that Minami was able to escape from that chaos successfully as she arrives behind me. Youre going to replenish your points too, Minami? Un, Ill come along with you. Then, she grabs onto my hand tightly. Eh? Why? Mi, Minami? Why are you doing this? I instinctively try to wave her hand off because Im terrified of the FFF, and in the end You mustnt let go! She grabs my hand with even more force. Wai wai wai wait wait! I thought this is some kind of joke or prank, but looking at her Listen up! You must be with me, okay? Minamis expression is extremely serious. Did, did that crisis just now scare me? But her eyes dont seem to give this vibe. I have no idea what Minamis thinking. I, I have to find some sort of hint in her words Mi, Minami, that was really amazing from you just now. You managed to fight your way out from that deadly situation. Yeah Minami grabs onto my hand as she says this. Once a person is ready to die, anything is possible. Really, what in the world caused her to be like this? Well, if I died, youll die with me too, Aki. And why am I involved in this too? I have no idea what the current situation is about, and this is confusing me. At this moment, I think theres a soft mutter coming from the stairs of the old building. Unthis isnt the Akihisa I wanted to see. I turn to where the voice came from, and can only see a petite figure over there. Un? Is that Un? Aki, whats wrong? Eh, I think I just saw Linne-kun over there UWAHH!! While Im explaining, my eyes see a sudden black. Eh? What now? Whats going on? Aki, youre just too sensitive. Minami says to me while Im all confused. I just feel real comfortable, and I can smell something fragrant. Minamis voice is right at my ears too. Until now, I just realize somethingam I being hugged by Minami? Eh? What? Why? Whats going on up till now? Aki, you just need to focus on the summoning war. Forget about the foreign student and the lost item you handed to him. Understand? (Nods nods). My mind is mentally shaken due to the sudden situation as I can only nod in Minamis arms. What is it? Shimada, Akihisa? Are you two replenishing your points? Eh, Akihisa, do you have a fever? Your face is all beet red now. After finally managing to escape from Minamis clutches, we return back to E classroom, and Yuuji says this after seeing my face. Yu, Yuuji What is it? Youre an idiot and yet you can get a cold? Himeji-sans all weird here, but Minamis situation now is worse Wait a second, what happened on the linkway? I should be the one asking whats going on here. On a side note, that weird Minami has been occupying a position near the corridor the moment she returned back to the classroom, and is staring outside like someone out for revenge. It seems like shes out looking for someone rather than being wary Ahh, leave aside what business you two have for now. Hows the situation at the linkway? Yeah, sorry Yuuji. Can you send the reserve squad to the linkway? Everyone lost quite a bit of points. I understand. Fukumura, Asakura, Kimijima, go over for a while. Hideyoshi, go get a teacher. Were going to change the test subject on the corridor from maths to chemistry. Yuuji gives the command in a refined manner. Those good in maths have lost quite a lot of points, so switching subjects here is a logical decision. Then, Akihisa, I want to know why everyone lost so many points in such a short time. What happened? Eh, actually I explain what happened on the linkway. After hearing my explanation, Yuuji mutters unhappily, So, theyre using Kinosheeta as bait to surround our sideour intention is seen through. That damned Shouko As expected of Kirishima-san, her reputation as valedictorian of our year is not for show. And shes using some otherwise passive moves, thats trickyitll be great if she looked down on F class Un, to think that Kinosheeta-san will actually say such things to Sugawa-kun. I can definitely say that if it were half a year ago, theyll definitely not try this kind of trick on us. Yeah, leaving aside Kinosheetas words, A class plan to position people in other classes is ridiculous. Eh? Really? Yuujis probably talking about how A class people are in B class. But is that really unexpected? How? Think about it, are the other classes having lessons? In other words, the people over there are I see. Even if its to win the war, theyre still intruding on other peoples class time. To A class people, doing this, Is really embarrassing. AH, youre not talking about disturbing other people classes, but something else, right? I see. Thinking about this, everyones attending lessons like usual, and standing quietly at the entrance on standby is really embarrassing. Theyre trying to achieve victory despite the shameI see, so A class is really serious about this. Eh, a normal reason no ones in the classroom because of practical lessons doesnt work here? Nope. Why? Because I checked on the other classes schedules. When, when did you The paper Yuujis holding onto has the information of where each class of every single year is having their lessons, including all the classes in our second year. The 3rd years afternoon schedule has the column graduation counsel. This is probably the gathering we were talking about this morning. I didnt expect Yuuji to investigate things so thoroughly. This guys not afraid of any hassle as long as he decides that he has to do things. Then, hows our damage report compared to the opponent? Eh I answer as best as I can, and Yuuji records the situation into a notebook. I understand. So far, there isnt too much damage on the other sides, so we can hang on until noon. You and Shimada are to replenish your maths scores. Eh? Theres till noon break? We have a summoning war. I cant help but ask. I remember we never had one in our war against C class. This is a request made by A class. They hope for a ceasefire during lunchtime. I see. Noon breakin that case, those worn out physically and mentally can use this chance to rest. This condition is good for those who arent good physically. Eh? In this case, wont it be advantageous for us not to have a noon break since were so confident in our physical abilities? Thats true, other than Himeji. Ahh I see. When challenging Kirishima-san, Yuuji, Himeji-san and Muttsurini will be important. Then, even if it looks like A class will have the advantage, well have the benefit of having the lunch break since our 3 aces will have time to rest. Also, the other important point to me about the lunch break is that everyone can calm down, and I can properly explain the next plan. Is that so? So theres such an advantage. To us, whos unable to win by points, the key to deciding the victory here will be the teamwork between our comrades, the strategy. As long as everyone can calm down while the strategy is explained, we can reduce the mistakes made in battle. This is what Yuuji is saying. Besides, even if I say so once, the chances of you guys remembering this until the end isnt very high. Well, you can put it that way too. Then, hurry up and go replenish your points. If you have any subjects with depleted points, youll have a disadvantage when taking the combined subjects. At this moment, Yuujis words are interrupted by a classmate whos panting as he rushes in. Sakamoto! Kubo appeared on the 4th floor! Hurry up and send reinforcements! On hearing the name Kubo, Yuujis face shows a fleeting tense expression. Kubo-kuns marks are second only to Kirishima-san, and if we consider that the class rep Kirishima-san cant move on her own, Kubo-kun will become the greatest force A class has. In other words, luring Himeji over on the second floor was a diversion. Yuujis tone seems to imply that hes bothered. It seems that Himeji-sans held on by the battle downstairs. Cant be helpedAkihisa, can I leave it to you? Eh? Me? Youre not going to send a lot of reinforcements? No, if the enemys Kubo, youre the most suitable candidate. Please. Yuuji lowers his head as he mutters. Such a gentlemanly way to ask. Is this mission really that important? Since you say so, Ill do my bestbut I might not be able to hang on for long. Once the battle on the second level is done, Ill immediately send Himeji over. You just need to hang on until then. Okay, understood. If possible, try and buy some time by offering yourself. Sorry, I dont understand what youre saying here. Anyway, no matter what, I cant let the opponent pass through, right? As I think about this, I get up from my seat. Kinosheeta-san just now, and now Kubo-kun. The opponent has such depth in firepower, as expected of A class. Sorry, I cant send more forces. Besides, since the opponent is Kubo, nobody else I can randomly send will be a match for him. Well, I dont feel that I can fight him on. But if its just to buy time for escape, I should more or less be able to do somaybe? Im going then. Un. Be careful not to be finished off. Prevent Kubo from moving forward. Dont make such unreasonable requests Even so, I can only do this. The opponent is A class. Its impossible to win if I dont get reckless. As I hurriedly leave the classroom EH? EH, EH? AKI, WHERERE YOU GOING? DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO LEAVE ME!? It seems that Minamis wail or something entered my ears. As I step onto the 4th level, I hear the cries of my comrades. Theyre fighting in front of class 3-F. Wa, wait a moment, Kubo! Calm down! NOOOOO!!! Kubolets sit down and have a talk youll understand HIIIIII!! Being so serious on us F class as your opponent is too UKKIIIII!!! My comradess summoned beasts are running around like headless flies, and in the middle of them is Can you please move aside. I just want to move past here. Kubo-kuns summoned beast is waving the Deathscythe, and there are other A class people standing behind him and our F class comrades whore being decimated and taken to the remedial room. Thisthe defense line is collapsing! Summon! I hurry up and call out my summoned beast to assist my comrades. Itll be bad if Kubo-kuns allowed to move forward. I have to stop him here! A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, Modern Language 428 points Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Modern Language 69 points But what should I do about this despairing difference in scores !! Yoshii, kun After seeing me, Kubo-kun uses his hand to nudge his glasses. Eh? Is he shaken up? Ah, well Kubo-kun may look rather aloof, but hes rather kind. Maybe he finds it hard to take action on me as a friend. The current situation is like this, so in this case, I probably wont receive any divine retribution if I make use of Kubo-kuns goody-goody nature. Eh, Kubo-kun. Even though the conditions are rather Ill give all I have without holding back. WHY DID IT BECOME LIKE THIS!? What bad thing did I do to Kubo-kun? I heard Kirishima-san say that you hate people who dont give their all in fighting, Yoshii-kun. I do feel that youre looking rather pumped up now, so lets fight it out with all we have! No, THATS NOT TRUE AT ALL! I LIKE THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE THE MOST! AN OPPONENT WHO LETS UP IN SUCH A CRISIS IS A GOOD GUY! But even if I say this, it wont be able to break the deadlock. Well decide this victory through teamwork! Everyone, hurry up and line up! WELL LEAVE IT TO YOU HERE, YOSHII! <>! BRING IT OOONNNN!!!! I loudly declare the theme of the top rated DVD I got this morning, and my sides morale is increased. Our side isnt surrounded like just now by Kinosheeta-san and the rest, so we should be able to handle this. Thats what I thought, but Yoshii-kun. Hm? I did say Ill go all out, right? YeaAH! Kubo-kuns summoned beast raises its deathscythe and lets its gold bracelet glow. Eh? Wa, wait a sec wait a sec! Kubo-kun has more than 400 points in Modern Language? I hurriedly let my summoned beast jump aside, and a wind blade like thing immediately pass by. Ripping through my comrades summoned beasts at the back. WHY DID YOU DODGE, YOSHII, YOU IDIOT! NOW I HAVE TO TAKE REMEDIALS BECAUSE YOU DIDNT BLOCK THE ATTACK HIII!! Two of my comrades who regrouped are taken away by Ironman, who wordlessly appeared. That move just now is a super move only those with more than 400 points can use. Theres not a lot of people who have these scores, so I forgot about this moveDOOOHH!? Kubo-kuns summoned beast swings its summon, and the deathscythe buzzes as it grazes past the flank of my summoned beast. For, for some reason, it seems like Kubo-kun is way too competitive for being such a cool and collected guy. DamnIITTT! But therell be an opening shown when making such big moves. My summoned beast aims at the opponents defenseless body and strikes down the wooden sword. Kubo-kuns summoned beast doesnt dodge or defend as it takes this hit head onand fearlessly swings the deathscythe at me. No way!? I let my summoned beast drop the wooden sword and leap backwards. If it were holding a weapon, it wont be able to dodge in time. As expected of Yoshii-kun, youre hard to handle. The outcome of this causes the opponents slice to only hit the top of the summoned beasts shoulder. That, that was close! A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, Modern Language 321 points Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Modern Language 27 points Both sides points data is updated. Kubo-kuns points dropped by more than 100 because he took my attack and used some points by using the bracelet. In contrast, I have more than half my points reduced by being grazed. This power difference isnt to be underestimated! I have to let Kubo-kun go easy on me a little more! Well, Kubo-kun, I dont have any weapons in my hands now, so can you please I understand. Youre saying not to hold back even if you dont have any weapons, right? I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING! Even so, whether I do have my best weapon or not, I only have the option to dodge. My summoned beast will be destroyed together with the wooden sword if I want to defend such a powerful attack. In this case, it might be right not to hold back even if Im barehanded. Then, lets continue, Yoshii-kun. Kubo-kuns summoned beast raises its weapon and closes in on me. <>~! At this moment, my comrades are enthusiastically chanting the spell thats motivating them as they regroup themselves and brazenly attack Kubo-kun. Ahitll be alright if it were other people, but this wont work on Kubo-kun! The way you guys are gathering around helps me a lot. Kubo-kuns summoned beast takes the continuous attacks from the front and swings the large deathscythe forward. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! The forwards were decapitated and sent to the remedial room. The people wielding lances at the back are saved, but lose quite a lot of points. Now, we have 3 dead and 5 in need of replenishing points. Weve been dealt badly by Kubo-kun Thats the end. Let me pass through. WAIT A SECONDDONT KID AROUND HERE! Kubo-kuns summoned beast continues to advance, not intimidated by our attacks. Based on his strategy, those near him, friend or foe will all be hit. Their plan must be to let Kubo-kun make an opening and then mobilize their A class comrades to finish off the rest. A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, Modern Language 211 points. After another update, Kubo-kuns points are shown. Weve taken so much damage here, and yet he has half his points left. As I anguish over this desperate situation, an A class girl walk towards Kubo-kun and says to him, Kubo-kun. What is it? Its time to switch. Himeji-san seems to be here. Himeji-san? Is that soit seemed that I wasted too much time here. Sorry, can I leave this to you? Un, leave it to me. On hearing Himeji-sans name, Kubo-kun leaves the scene to the other girls to take charge and walks out of the summoning field. He probably feels that its not wise to fight Himeji-san with his points depleted. Yoshii-kun, until next time. Kubo-kun leaves these words as he moves back to the new school building. On seeing this, my remaining comrades regroup themselves and get ready their defenses. We finally managed to escapeI guess? Haathank goodness. I leave the summoning field and call back my summoned beast. That was really close. If Himeji-sans a step lateron thinking about this, I cant help but tremble. Ill thank Himeji-san before I head back then. As I think about this, I turn to look at the stairs, and Himeji-san appears right in front of me as she runs over here. Himeji-san looks rather serious as she continues to run. As I want to call out to her, a certain thought just appears in my mind without warning. Speaking of which, I havent talked with Himeji-san directly like this for a long time Sorry for being late, Akihisa-kun! As Im thinking about this, Himeji-san stops right in front of me and lowers her head as she apologizes. No, youre not l As I was about to say not late at all, Himeji-san lifts her head as her mouth enters my stare or rather, a certain part of it. This alone causes my face to gradually become hot, and its so obvious even I know of it. Nuaa WellAkihisa-kun? Why the heck am I thinking of such a thing in this situation!? IS THIS AN EVIL THOUGHT!? IS IT AN EXISTING EVIL THOUGHT DOING THIS TO ME!? Disappear be purified leave oh my evil thoughts vanish my troubles Akihisa-kun! Pull yourself together! I recover to see Himeji-san shaking my shoulders. Ah, it, its nothing! Nothing at all. Im just thinking about something. Haathats good I just said an excuse even I dont really understand. UuI dont think I can make it whenever I think about that incident. My minds a lot slower than usual. Dont let your guard down. Were fighting an important war here! In contrast, Himeji-san doesnt look any different from usual other than being motivated. Maybe girls have a stronger immunity to such things. Akihisa-kun! Huh? Eh, so nows not the time to be thinking about that. Thanks, Himeji-san. Your reinforcement really saved us. No, itll be better if I had arrived earlierIm sorry. Himeji-san lowers her head guiltily. But she definitely made her way here with haste. Then, leave this place to me. You can go back to take your replenishment tests now, right, Akihisa-kun? Understood. Ill leave the rest to you, Himeji-san. Alright, summon! Once she called out her summoned beast, Himeji-san turns to face the A class people. Our reinforcements Yuuji sent is now fighting the opponents around us. Theres no reason for me to stay. Those with depleted points are to head back to replenish them. Also, dont forget to check whore taken to the remedial room. I turn my eyes to look behind and see that our sides pushing back with Himeji-sans power, and again head towards the E classroom that became our base. Volume 10, The Third Question Volume 10, The Third Question Please answer the following question. In a world-renowned musical, what is the character called Hideous looking, woe befall those who see him? Also, heres a line said by that character in the drama. A hideous face I may have, yet my heart is clear. I watch from the shadows, dreaming of beautiful things. Himeji Mizukis answer: The Phantom of the Opera Teachers Comment: That is right. Its impressive that you are familiar with musicals, Himeji-san. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: A scary looking demon. Teachers Comment: Can you not try to think of any other answers? Yoshii Akihisas Answer: Ugly Teachers Comment: Such an unrestrained way of putting things. The bell rings just when I return back to the classroom. Based on the time now, its lunch break. So Kubos that powerful now That breakthrough abilitys definitely not normal A berserker. Un un. Thats the kind of feeling I get. I cant imagine the cool-looking yet kind and gentle Kubo-kun using such a scary tactic. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini are gathered at my table as we have lunch and discuss about the battle just now. Well, Kubo-kun just now was really scary. Looks like the idea of sending Akihisa to let Kubo relax wont work. Our intentions were exposed. The opponent already knows of Himeji-sans ability, Muttsurinis health education marks and my platinum bracelet. Thus, it cant be helped that theyll strategize on us. Even so, we had a hard battle. If we want to beat Kubo, we have to have some points like Himeji. Hideyoshi says as he looks behind. Wellcan I join you for lunch? Standing over there is Himeji-san with her bento. Since when did we not welcome you? Just like usual. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini welcomed her. Of course, I cant possibly object here. Thanks everyone. After thanking us, Himeji-san sits down at a chair nearby. Whats with Shimada? Hideyoshi looks at Himeji-san as he asks, Eh, Minami-chan doesnt look like she wants to leave that seat Himeji-san had a troubled look on her face as she stared at a corner of the classroom and answers. Minami will normally come and have lunch with us, but shes now occupying the seat at the corridor, staring outside. That transfer student will most likely come and find Aki at this time I definitely mustnt miss him! Minami stares at the corridor with a gaze thats enough to kill as she mutters. Its really hard for us to approach her like this. Oh yes, what were you talking about? Nm? Kubo got Akihisa into a tough fight before lunch break, so we were discussing a counterstrategy here. Powerful enemy. Powerful enemyin that case, I have to focus! Himeji-san clenches her fist in front of her chest. Even during lunch break, she doesnt look distracted at all. Himeji-san must be focusing on this war will all she has, so I have to learn from her! Alright, now I have to fill my stomach properly to achieve this aim. I open my bento package and open the lid. As nee-sans watching, my lunch today is a countryside-styled beef stew comprises of leftover beef and vegetables and demi glaze sauce, coupled with omelet and potato salad, decent bento dishes. Once I finish my lunch properly, Ill do my best in the afternoon. Im tucking in. I graciously tuck in as I put the omelet into my mouth. Maybe I put in too much sugarI continue to chew as I wonder about this. At this moment, I feel a strange strong stare looking over. Hm? Whats going on? Seems like Himeji-sans the one staring over. Shes staring atthe chopsticks tips in my mouth. What? Himeji-san? Eek! Once I called her, Himeji-san shrieks back frantically with a high-pitched voice. Eh, erm, thatwe, well! Himeji-san is blushing so much and waving her hands wildly as it seems that she finds it embarrassing that I discovered her looking over at me. Ah, dont tell me? Do you want to have some? I pick up a slice of omelet and hand it over, but Himeji-san doesnt notice my action as she continues to wave her hand. I, Im not thinking about that when I look at you! I just cant help but look at your lips when I see you enjoying yourself! Theres no need to hide it to such an extent, you know. Its not like I feel that youre gluttonous. As Im thinking about this, a familiar voice enters my ears. Sorry to keep you waiting, Akihisa! That book just now Found you! You kept me waiting, foreign student! Eh!? What what? Onee-san, are you looking for me? Well talk later! Anyway, hand over the diary in your hands! WAAA! WAIT WAIT! I HAVE TO HAND THIS OVER TO AKIHISAAA!!! This sudden event left us speechless for quite some time. Looks like after Linne-kun walked into the classroom, he was taken away by Minami Was that the transfer student this morning? U, un, I guess. It seemed like he was bringing something over to me Linne-kun disappeared before I can even talk to him. I look over at where Linne-kun was standing on, and then, a piece of printed paper appears in my eyes. Ah, is he bringing what he translated from the English book to me? I walk to the door, pick up the paper, and walk back. Erm, its writtentest summoning system induction and use? Eh, whats this? Hm? Let me have a look. Hideyoshi pokes his head in from the side. Do you know whats going on, Hideyoshi? MuuIm not really certain, but its probably about things a sister school should take note of when implementing this summoning system. I see This so-called sister school, is it the foreign school Linne-kun was from? He said that he was going to prepare for the gathering, so is he referring to this? But it doesnt feel like something he will be explaining at the third years meetingun~I dont really understand. Anyway, this isnt the translation of that book. Based on what Linne-kun said, my name appeared in that book, so this paper should be something else. Once I make this conclusion, I turn back to face the bento on the table. Hideyoshi and the rest reach out for the bento as we ignore that piece of paper. Speaking of which, Akihisa, that foreign student seems rather close to you. Hm? Really? Yeah. If hes not close to you, he wont be coming over from another level just to find you. On hearing Hideyoshi say this, this might be the case. I knew Linne-kun earlier than anyone else, and he came running over to me to show me how he looks in uniform, and will even hug me. But the reason why hes so close to me is Maybe he feels lonely having to leave his group of friends over there. Muthats true. He and his friends probably feels lonely. He definitely feels lonely since he has to say farewell when he goes overseas to study, and the people around him are people he doesn''t know. I dont know if anyone overseas tried to stop Linne-kun? Himeji-san gives a depressed look as she says this. She must be thinking about how Linne-kun and his friends may be feeling. How Linne-kun and his friends may be feeling WellI think they want to keep Linne-kun, but more importantly, theyll feel that its good for him and should cheer him on as friends. Um. Hes doing his country proud after all. Not a dying farewell. We answered, and I thought Himeji-san will feel motivated. For some reason, she looks even more depressed. Eh? She seems weird Himeji-san. Himeji-san? Heh? Ah, yes! Is there something? Akihisa-kun? Himeji-san is acting weird here. Whats causing her to lose concentration? Himeji-san, is there anything bothering you Eh, erm! Ill go buy drinks! Everyone wants the usual, right? Himeji-san stands up and leaves the classroom before I can even finish. Uuvery suspicious Hideyoshi, Muttsurini. What do you think about Himeji-sans actions just now? I ask the other two left at the scene. She definitely feels that you have Became a shotaconfeelings for the foreign student, so shes probably worried, Akihisa. She must be really thirsty. I got very reliable answers. Cant be helped. Looks like I have to think this through on my own. Hm She cant helped but cry because she thought of Linne-kuns predicament, is it? The reason why Himeji-sans doing this is definitely not because she wants to let me see her cry. Its definitely not that she doesnt want to continue talking with me. Nn? What? Pervert, did Himeji run away because you were wearing underwear on your head again? DONT DO THIS, YUUJI! DONT SAY OUT A FACT I DIDNT THINK THROUGH! Yuuji walks over and hurts my heart. Such a cruel guy! Or rather, ITS BECAUSE OF YOU THAT I DID THAT, YUUJI! Oi, hold on. When did I make you wear a pair of panties on your head during the holiday in a shopping center and run into a girls changing room? That trap was really elaborate What kind of trap must I make to make you do such a perverted act! Oi, Muttsurini, dont give such a so this reason can be used as well look, alright!? Your actions are really your interest! Your tactics are really scary, Yuuji. You should be saying that the ability of the one who used to be called a genius lives up to his former title. Really, and youre now giving such a baseless excuse because youre a pervert Id say, youre already amazing for calling other people out for being baseless when you led the entire year-group to go peeping Come on, lets eat, eat! Yuuji pretended not to hear Hideyoshis snark. Such a despicable guy. Oh yeah, where did Himeji go? She went to buy drinks. What? Janken already? Nope, we didnt. She went out before wed even stopped her. Really? If she wants to buy a drink, I want to have her buy mine too. If its Himeji-san, I think shell buy back for you, right? We continue to chat as we have lunch. At this moment. Kok kok, a light knocking sound enters our ears. Sorry to intrude on everyones lunch, Ill like to meet with a student called Himeji Mizuki. An unfamiliar voice and a polite tonewho is that? It seems that Yuuji and the rest have no idea as well as everyone looks confused. Excuse me. As we search our memories, the door opens, and a person we never met before enters the classroom. That person is really tall and lanky, someone with a delicate looking face and long narrow eyes, a cool looking student. Waaisnt he too handsome already OI! WHO ALLOWED YOU TO COME IN!? WELL KILL YOU! WHAT!? YOU WANT TO BE SENT TO THE HOSPITAL!? Once they knew that it was a pretty boy, our classmates immediately started swearing out with hatred. This thoroughly despicable look really shocks me, or rather, moves me. Im really sorry. I didnt intend on making everyone unhappy. The pretty boy gives an elegant bow as he apologizes. WOW! Thats the first time Im seeing someone give a bow like what I see on television. GO HOME, YOU PRETTY BOY! YEAH! SOMEONE LIKE YOU WILL ONLY MAKE OUR UGLINESS MORE OBVIOUS! IM THE ONLY PRETTY BOY NEEDED IN THIS CLASSROOM! Perhaps everyone was agitated by this elegance as theyre all enraged. In this case, nobody will even believe that this is an integrated school. The pretty boy tries to calm everyones anxiety as he says, NoI feel that everyone has cute animal-like faces. OI!! LETS GO OUTSIDE AND FIGHT!!! Does that person really think that he can comfort people with these words? Takashiro-kun, you havent made any progress in what you want to do. Another person walks out from behind that person called Takashiro. This time, its a person everyones familiar with. That person has a nice figure under her uniform and bewitching limb movements. Shes the one who helped come up with the idea for C class rep Koyama before Kogure, sempai Hello, everyone in F class. Kogure-sempai lifts her skirt slightly and gives a bow, seemingly imitating that person called Takashiro. No no no, normally speaking, this is done with long skirts. If youre doing this with short skirts Please call us dogs, ojou-sama. Welcome to the zoo, Kogure-sama. Which animal do you wish to have a happy experience with? See, everyones all confused now. Really. No, Miss Kogure and I arent here to look for happy animals. WHO TOLD YOU TO TALK, HAR!? WELL WRAP YOU IN A BAMBOO MAT AND THROW YOU OUT, YOU KNOW! WERE TALKING WITH KOGURE-SAMA HERE, YOU IDIOT!! Eh, this ruckus is really quite the scenery. Kogure-sempai completely ignoreed our class ugly state as she walks towards us and says to us in a bewitching tone. This is such an amazing place, Yoshii-kun. Why did you deliberately make your way here to F class?Sempai, why cant I see your underwear even when youre lifting your short skirt up? Calm down, Akihisa. Shell know where youre looking, and you''ve jumbled the real question up. It seems that even I cant calm down in front of this enemy who tried to trick us last time. "It''s because Im not wearing any underwear. And you actually answered the question!? Besides, what do you mean by youre not wearing!? SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!! MUTTSURINIS HAVING DIFFICULTY BREATHING DUE TO A NOSEBLEED!! HOW, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? DOES THE LAW ALLOW SUCH A THING!? OR IS THIS NORMAL ONCE WE MOVE UP TO 3RD YEAR!? IN THAT CASE, I HAVE A DUTY TO STUDY HARD!! Kogure-sempai chuckles at us as she looks at this commotion, Fufu, Im just joking. Everyone, please calm down. The-the nosebleed finally stoppedreally, this joke is too scary. I think its because Im wearing stringed underwear that its harder too see it. NOT GOOD! THERES NO SAVING US IN THIS SITUATION! Theres a lot of things in this world that we dont know of. Isnt the reason why were born in this world to pursue these truths? Miss Kogure , I feel that its harder for the topic to carry on with you around. Oh my, sorry, Takashiro-kun. It seems I went overboard with my jokes. Blood can be seen splattered all over the place, and Muttsurinis definitely in the middle of that lake-like blood spill. Then, why are you here? You say youre here to look for Himeji, is it? Yuuji pretends to look tough as he asks. Yes, I have something to say to here, so Im here to visit. However, it doesnt look like shes here. Hm? Himeji-san? What does this sempai have with Himeji-san? You have something to say to Himeji? Are both of you looking for her? No, I can only say this to her myself. Takashiro-kun, didnt I tell you not to take action on your own like that? Kogure-sempai grumbles. AhhIm really not used to this polite way of talkingcan you please talk in an ordinary way? If it makes you uncomfortable, please allow me to apologize. However, Miss Kogure tells me to talk like this. Hm? What do you mean? Wait, Takashiro-kun, dont say anything unnecess According to her, its smarter to talk this way. The entire class went silent. So the Takashiro-sempais something Kogure-sempai is trying to hide is Youre Takashiro, right? Arent you quite stupid? Why would Takashiro-kun be like this? Dont look down on Takashiro-kun like this, Sakamoto-kun. Hes the top ranked amongst 3rd years. TOP RANKED AMONGST 3RD YEARS!!!??? Yes, I am ranked first amongst the third years. Its true that whether its his actions or refined attitude, its not surprising to see this guy have outstanding grades. Because Miss Kogure says that nobody will say that Im an idiot whos easily fooled if I get first ranked. Takashiro-kun, please think of it as a request. At least say something that I can cover up, will you? But it seems that hes an airhead. We-wellanyway, if you guys are here to look for Himeji, she isnt here right no Fuufinally took it backnow I can relax for the time beingwhats going on!? Sorry to keep everyone waiting. Theres a lot of people at the vending machineeh, whats happening here? At this moment, Minami and Himeji-san walk into the classroom. Both of them widen their eyes the moment they see the devastation in the classroom. Its true that ordinary people will be shocked if they see the classroom covered in blood. Are you alright today? Miss Himeji Mizuki? I forgot to mention some words the principal told me, so I came over to this classroom. Takashiro-sempai gives a polite bow, completely ignoring their reactions. AhTa, Takashiro-sempai! What are you doing here? From Himeji-sans attitude, it seems that she knows Takashiro-sempai. Excuse me. Will it cause any trouble for me to visit you here? We, well, about thatermI think Im a little bothered rather than troubled Himeji-san shows a weak expression as she turns to stare at us. Why is she showing such an expression? Whats the matter, Himeji-san? Nothing, Im alright! I ask, but Himeji-san just shakes her head, and the one asking now is Minami. Mizuki, do you know this sempai? The principals words hes saying just now is I-I think I do know him? Erm Perhaps Himeji-san doesnt know how to answer as shes stammering. The principal and Takashiro-sempaithis combination really confuses me. What kind of relationship do they have? As I ponder hard, Takashiro-sempai interrupts our conversation. Miss Himeji Mizuki, you can say that were in an official relationship, how about that? Eh? Takashiro-sempai and the principal? Takashiro-sempai, can you be more elegant in your words? Your stupidity will show. Himeji-san accidentally let out some vicious words. As for Kogure-sempai, I can vaguely guess that shes going to say something vicious. Er, erm, the principal and my mother are tennis friends I dont think that principal knows how to play tennis Ta-Takashiro-sempai is well hes golf buddies with my father! Miss Himeji Mizuki. Lying is not a good thing. I dont have the habit of going golfing. For some reason, Takashiro-sempais happily breaking down Himeji-sans lies. And then, maybe because she doesnt know how to get past this Ah, auuu Himeji-san? IM SORRY! Himeji-san runs off tearily. Really? So Himeji-sans running away because this is more than what she can handle, right? Really, that Mizuki, what is she doingIll going after her to check. Minami gives a wry expression as she follows Himeji-san out of the classroom. Since Minami cares for others so much, she definitely wont leave Himeji-san alone like that, I suppose? I should just keep my nose out of this and leave it to her in this situation. As expected of Miss Himeji Mizuki. Shes so cute even when shes saying a lie that can be seen through or running away in such a flustered manner. Takashiro-sempai continues to nod as he looks in the direction where Himeji-san and Minami ran out. I feel that Himeji-sans lies are easy to see through too. The principal knows how to play tennis? This is impossible. In that cast, the vague relationship between you and the principal is more believable, Takashiro-sempai. Once I said this joke, Hahaha, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, this joke is too much. Takashiro-sempai laughs. Hm? This guy really can take jokes. No no no, the principal is the researching-type, so maybe she really likes the 3rd year top-ranked and eye-catching Takashiro-sempai. Miss Kogure, what should I do? If my grades become worse, other people will think that Im easily fooled. But if this keeps up, the principal will really fall for me. Takashiro-sempai is seriously discussing this with Kogure-sempai. Eh? Is he treating this joke for real? Takashiro-sempai, youre as easily fooled as normal. Yoshii-kun is joking with you. Takashiro-sempais silent now. No, I didnt intend to lie to him! Itll be great if everyone in the world can be controlled just like Miss Mizuki This muttering seems really serious. How many times has this guy been fooled? Fuueasily fooledlet me try. Yuuji mutters as he stands in front of Takashiro-sempai. Takashiro-sempai, I suppose? Himeji and the girl who chased after her have an illicit physical relationship. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! THIS IS REALLY No, this is true. Think about it. Her looks, and that personality of hers, and yet she doesnt have a boyfriend till now, so that means the answers very obvious right? Shouldnt you be able to see through this as the top-ranked of the year? (GAK GAK GAK GAK) Tha-thatsright. I can guess this, so Im not shaken up now Ah, looks like hes really gullible. Let me try. Takashiro-sempai, this school is actually connected to the magic world, and the summoned beasts are called out from the linked gateways. In that case, therell be trouble one day if we keep using summoned beasts, right? Amazing, even I can trick him easily. Takashiro-sempai, looks like Christmas Day will be cancelled this year because of the bad economy. I see. Then I have to call the girls Im dating right now and cancel the dates with them. GO TO HELL! YOU SCUM!!! Why are you suddenly abusing me? Takashiro-sempai, I heard that guys and girls will be changing uniforms next time. What are you saying? Ive never heard of that before. No, the proof is there, isnt that girl wearing a male school uniform? I see, female uniformsits a little uneconomical to change uniforms in our third years, but I can only do so if this is what the school wants. Im already too lazy to argue against this treatment The lies made up are all able to fool Takashiro-sempai. This situation is terrible. My my, theres a whole lot of things I dont know of. Looks like I learnt some things from the infamous worst class in the school. These are all lies. Takashiro-kun, at least say something before leaving. I have some urgent business to attend to. Please excuse me. Takashiro-sempai leaves the classroom, and his eyes are giving a glittering glow. Whys that guy here anyway? Who knows? Looks like hes here for Himeji Speaking of which, it looks like hes here to pass a message from the principal. Then, Kogure-sempai, is there anything you want? Im just here to accompany Takashiro-kun. Ive no idea what he wants to do. Kogure-sempai gives a wry smile after saying that. Then, I should be going. Sorry to disturb you, second years. This time, Kogure-sempai isnt lifting her skirt, but greeting us politely as she leaves. No biggies. We know that all the 3rd years are rather interesting here. Yuuji may have thought of something as he says goodbye to her in a sarcastic manner. Kogure-sempai gives a smile. Before leaving, she turns around and says, Let me leave some final words. Sakamoto-kun, youll be in for a brutal awakening if you underestimate Takashiro-kun. Hn? That guy? The plan that cornered you guys during the war against C class was planned by Takashiro-kun, you know? !!!!!! These words cause us to feel some tension. I completely forgot about it. Speaking of which, I seem to remember hearing that Kogure-sempai was in charge of passing the strategy during the war against C class, so the one who planned it was Takashiro-sempai! Oi, sempai, whats going on? Yuuji gives a stern expression thats different from usual. That fight was completely out of Yuujis expectations, and we were forced to gamble in the end. If its that sempai who was manipulating that match, Yuuji obviously cant leave this alone. In other words, being gullible and being stupid are two different things. Bye then. This time, Kogure-sempai leaves without turning back. I thought that plan used in that battle was way too smart for Nemoto and Koyamaso thats how it is. I didnt have much time to think about it, but now that she mentioned it, that strategy may not have any of those two styles. Takashiro-sempai can read Yuujis thoughts. In other words, its not a difficult thing for him to come up with that plan. Then, is his easily fooled appearance an act? No, that looked like it was natural. He was really crying. I really have no idea whether Takashiro-sempais smart or dumb. Im concerned about this, but lets leave that aside for now. Besides, A class right now is more important than this. Thats true. There are priorities. Um. Lets think of the rest after the war. We finish our conversation with Yuuji and continue to eat our lunches. Hey, Mizuki, is there anything troubling you? Hey? I, Im not bothered, you know? Its useless to lie, Mizuki. Your lies are easily seen through. Uue, even if you say so, Minami-chan, you look even weirder. Youre more worrying than me! Ahahahahaha. Im alright, I managed to deal with it! I-Im alright as well. Theres no need to worry! So it means its settled, right? According to the plan, itll be settled after a while. After a while will mean Once we beat A class, everyone will have a happy ending. Fmso we just need to win in order to settle this? Yes! Sorry, but youre not involved in some bad or weird thing, right? Yes! Really? Since you say so, Mizuki, Ill believe you then. Sorry to make you worry Dont worry about thisspeaking of which, this really feels like the summoning tournament during the cool summer festival. Summoning tournament? Yes. You had something bothering you, Mizuki, and I asked you and you said that winning can solve everything in the end. Ahh Isnt it similar? Youreright Its reallyfeels likethat time Volume 10, The Fourth Question Volume 10, The Fourth Question Please answer the following question: Please give an idiom for this line over-the-top and unnecessary. Also, please use the idiom to create a sentence. Model answer: Idiom: Swatting a fly with a sledgehammer. Example: Using an umbrella to block out the sun on a cloudy day like this is like swatting a fly with a sledgehammer. Yoshii Akihisas answer: Idiom: Sakamoto Yuuji having a beauty of a girlfriend. Sakamoto Yuujis comment: COME ON OUT AND FIGHT!!! Sakamoto Yuujis answer: Sentence: Letting Yoshii Akihisa learn about health education is basically swatting a fly with a sledgehammer Yoshii Akihisas comment: YOU HAVE GUTS! BRING IT!!! Then, Ill be explaining the strategy for the afternoon. After the many events that happened in this busy noon break, theres only 10 minutes left, and were all gathered at Yuujis table as we begin our meeting. The meetings starting, but Only Minami and me? Yeah. I told the others of the plan when you went to C class, and I reminded them before lunch. Really? So thats why he came to look for us so late. But if you want to finish explaining things to everyone, theres no need for me to do this. Wont you have to do things twice? I dont mind. This is an important process. Eh? Was it really that important? No matter what, I just feel that hes just messing with me Sakamoto, I heard your explanation in the morning. You were listening, Shimada, but you never actually paid any of it to heart, right? I cant deny that. Minami says that with a grimace. Looks like shes back to normal, so what shes worried about is settled, right? Anyway, thank goodness. Also, theres something I forgot to tell you about, Shimada. Listen up too, Akihisa. It has something to do with you. Oh? Sounds suspicious. Well, dont fret over the small details. Im going to explain the strategy here. Okay then. Since Yuuji, whos in charge of this, is saying so, I shouldnt be worrying. Anyway, we have to focus on the fight in the afternoon. As for our afternoon strategy, well first try to pull the line on the linkway backwards to lure the opponent. Were doing this to try and force the opponent away from their base. Lure them from their base? In other words, were going to use this chance to Un, settle this once and for all. Yuujis words made me feel tense. The decisive moment we waited for more than half a year is going to happen. On thinking about this, I naturally tense up. Then, how are we going to attack where Kirishima-san is? Based on the plan, I intend to rush into the new building from another level. I got Muttsurini to get ready for this. Get a ladder or something? Yeah, something like that. If its Muttsurini, hell definitely be able to finish this without anyone noticing, and probably no one will notice him while hes preparing this and cause our plan to be seen through. Whats the specific movement? Therere two of them. Youre in charge of the second onebut, Ill explain the main side. Okay. The main forces are on the 4th level, and theyll move from 3-Ds classroom to 2-Ds classroom. Eh? D classroom? Not C classroom? This idea I never thought of before cause me to ask back. During the recent summoning wars, D class is the only class without any movements, so theyre still using D class. I didnt expect D classroom to be involved in this plan. Our aim is to be A class, so why did we beat C class and E class? Therere many reasons for this, and one of them is this. As for why were not fighting with D class Because theres no need to fight? Its rare for you to get this correct, Akihisa. Based on this, the main point isnt why we attacked C class and E class, but also why only D class is safe. We fought against D class twice, the first summoning war half a year ago and the time after the study camp. Both wars ended in draws. To us F class, its a lot easier to talk to D class since they have less grudges with us than B, C and E classes. I see. A class is wary about a lot of things. If they see us appearing in D class, theyll definitely be shocked. We moved from F classroom to C classroom, and now were in E classroom. That means that F class stayed in three classrooms before. A class might think that we did something to these classrooms, so they have to be very wary of us. In this situation, A class will definitely be in shock if the enemy comes out from the undefended D class. Were going to gather most of our forces in this D classroom, and according to the plan, Hideyoshi and I will be here. Yuuji opens the namelist, and there are about 15 names on it. I see. Thats a rather large force if we consider the numbers left behind to us. But is it alright to gather so many people? D classroom is just the size of an ordinary classroom unlike the rest. Thats why we had an agreement beforehand. Ah, really? If its just moving the ladder, theres no need to negotiate. But we need D class to open their window and make a way for F class to charge at A class in numbers. So Yuuji already negotiated with D class for this aim, is it? Oh yeah, Yuuji. Whats the condition D class made? Even if theyre nice to negotiate with, they cant possibly just agree to our request like that, right? Ah, Im rather concerned about that too. Since were going to use the entire D classroom, theres a relative price we have to pay. As for the conditions we raised, I only told the D class guys that we intend to use the large monitor in A classroom for watching Ero-DVDs. Those against this are to vanish. D class guys are just like you guys Its true, since the study camp, we had some sort of amazing chemistry with them. Then, I told the D class girls that Shimada will be able to stay in the same building, and they agreed. WAIT A SEC! SAKAMOTO! I THINK VERY FEW GIRLS WILL THINK THIS WAY! My mind immediately thinks of a girl with twin drill pigtails. But Yuuji, Minamis right. Even if Shimizu-san agrees, this doesnt represent the entire view of D class. Eh, this is a little hard to say, but ??? What is it, Sakamoto? Maybe its because Shimizu brainwashedcorrection, educated them, most of the D class girls have abnormally good feelings for Shimada. I, I COULDN''T HEAR ANYTHING AT ALL! JAPANESE IS SO DIFFICULT! Also, a few rare girls are happy that they can be in the same campus as Aki-chan. I COULDN''T HEAR ANYTHING EITHER! JAPANESE IS SO DIFFICULT! D class seem to be having some serious issues, so serious that Im immediately feeling that it might be better for us not to move to the new school building. Thats how it is. So the raid on D classroom wont be a problem. There are a lot of problems for me though But for me, I think it should be the same as beforeI guess? Leaving aside that for now, if the D class attack is the main force, wont it be better for Himeji-san and Minami to go over as well? Un, thats right. If possible, I want to bring Himeji and Shimada along. Is there a reason why youre not goin to do so? Like we need to hold off the enemy at the linkway or something? This is one reason. But the biggest reason is how were going to invade D classroom. AhI see Himeji-sans not very athletic. It will be rather tough for her to climb up and down outside the school building. Even if she can do so, its not suitable for her to take part in this plan that requires speed. Eh? But Minami should be alright. Thats why Im asking you to think? Were climbing down with a ladder, but Shimadas wearing a skirt! Eh? Youre concerned about this? To think that youre so gentlemanly, Sakamoto Those guys coming along will all become trash. Thats true. What are you guys treating me as? In that case, everyone will fight for a place under Minami, and theyll get excited after seeing it before becoming trash. Yuujis consideration here is rather wise. And Ill feel rather regretful about this. Eh? Aki, thisyou mean that you dont want mine to be seen by anyone else, right? Everyones taking part in such a fun thing, and I have to do something else. Wont it be sad that Im left out of this by everyone? Wait wait, wait a sec, Aki. Erm Minami loosens the hook on her skirt and looks away. What is she doing? No, not today! Next time, maybe! Hm? Minami did something ambiguous. Shimada, you Eh? Ah, nothing! Its not like this! I, Im just a little confused, so Well, since youre a member of F class Uufor some reason, I feel you mentioned something I really dont want to hear Then, the other path. Un, please. Yuuji ignores the dejected Minami as he continues to explain. Right now, were talking about the mission Im being given, so I have to remember everything Yuuji says. Have to listen up! Your side has only one mission, to take Shoukos head. Eh? Isnt this what you have to do, Yuuji? Based on what we said before, I thought Yuuji was going over to Kirishima-san. In response to my question, Yuuji casually nods his head and says, Un, its a main force, but were just a decoy squad. Between me, Himeji and Muttsurini, the one whos really going to face Shouko and take her down is The real choice is Tsuchiya. Muttsurini-kun? Not Sakamoto-kun or Mizuki-chan? Un Prez, why are you so certain? Leaving aside Sakamoto-kun, I feel we cant ignore Himeji-san. Yuuji will definitely use a tactic that has a more realistic rate of succeeding. Its true that the only realistic way to beat Kirishima-san now is Tsuchiya-kuns health education. But prez, what makes you certain that Sakamoto-kun will use a tactic that has a higher chance of succeeding? F class has been preparing for this battle for a long time, so theyre very motivated now. Also, they cant spend too much time challenging me. So theyll focus on Tsuchiya-kun who can quickly win? Un, also, Yuuji might not have realized itbut the feeling of defeat at the last moment half a year ago is still in Yuujis mind. So thats why hell choose a definite chance of winning when fighting you in the last battle, prez? Un. I see. I understand now. Unbut I feel that Mizuki-chan and Sakamoto-kun are scary too~ Its alright. Mizuki and Yuuji are strong, but But? Im probably still stronger than them. Its fine to bet on Muttsurini, but how are we going to send him over to Kirishima-san? Im going to make use of C classroom. So youre still using C classroom in the end? I thought the reason why Yuuji took C classroom was to hide our intention of assaulting from D class. Our opponent is A class. Theres a definite need to do this. Anyway, Yuuji will shock A class by appearing from D classroom. Once the opponent tries to fight back against Yuujis group, Muttsurini and I will fight against Kirishima-san. Of course, Yuuji might have considered of attacking Kirishima-san directly head on. Akihisa, your job is to send Muttsurini to Shouko. Yuuji said to me. This order basically just about what I expected. In this situation, if Yuuji wants me to beat Kirishima-san, Ill be bothered. Even if I have a massive advantage in control, I cant possibly beat Kirishima-san. You guys are to enter 2-Cs classroom from the 3-Cs classroom and attack A classroom from there. No no no, Yuuji, just wait a moment. What attack? You might say it simply, but how many opponents do you think there are from C classroom to A classroom? If Yuujis group is fighting in front of D classroom, therell definitely be a lot of opponents on the corridor from C classroom to A classroom. Even I with my weak offensive power cant possibly just cut through, let alone Muttsurini whos targeted tightly. But Yuuji simply laughs it off casually as he doesnt bother about my concern. Oi oi, Akihisa. Have you forgotten? Eh? Forgot about what? Didnt you attack B classroom under a similar situation? Similar situation? Dont tell me Half a year ago, Yuuji wants me to invade B classroom, so I attacked from D classroom. The method I used was Destroy C classrooms wall. Are you serious? Destroying the wall between the classroom''seven I find that this is too crazy. I desperately apologized back then, and finally managed to earn the schools understanding. What will happen to me if the same thing happens another time? Relax, you definitely wont be scolded by the teacher. Re-really? Un. I damaged the wall to make it easier to destroy. It just looks like its repaired. You you actually did such a thing This is too troublesome for even Yuujidoes he intend to win this war no matter what? If its a wall that can be destroyed easily, itll definitely be seen through, so I left some level of hardness intact. However, this wont cause much difficulty to you. Un, if should be alright if I rely on the strength of the summoned beast. Besides, I destroyed a brand new wall before. On a side note, the wall I damaged is on the right side of the blackboard, near the surface with the calendar on. Okay, near the calendar on the right side of the wall, is it? Yeah. Once the wall is destroyed, just charge straight into A class. Hold off any opponent you see in front of Shouko with the rest around you. As for the way to open the path, use that move against C class. The move against C class is probably to leap at the opponent without caring about dying in battle and opening a way for battle in an instant. So the tactic used against C class is one devised for this Sorta. I actually wanted to keep this move hidden so that A class wont know of it. But on the other hand, its not a bad idea to practice this in a battle. Also, A class and B class were having a raging battle, so this move might not be revealed if were lucky. Yuuji adds on. Speaking of which, Sakamoto, I may have forgotten about it, but what about the health education teacher? I feel that since the opponents wary about Tsuchiya, theyll definitely be watching where the health education teacher is moving, right? Minami puts her fingers under her chin as she asks. I havent completely realized this, but Minamis question is logical. The health education teacher will come along with us. Once we win using another subject, Ill let him go to A classroom alone. So we have to ask the teacher beforehand? Yeah. Besides, theres nothing about the rules that states that we cant send the teacher over beforehand. Ill find a chance to let the health education teacher head over to Shouko. Once Muttsurini gets over there, Ill ask him to open a summoning field. I see. If Yuujis group is bringing the health education teacher, the opponent will be wary of Yuuji. This guy really thought about a lot of things. Eh? But what about the teacher other than the health education teacher. If Yuuji and the rest are in D classroom to divert attention, they will need a teacher thats of a subject other than health education. However, only Ooshima-sensei and Ironman have the ability to enter from the window. Ironmans watching in the remedial room, so Ooshima-senseis the only one who can go along with that. In that case, they wont be able to fight using a subject other than health education. In face of my question, Yuuji gives a sneaky grin as if he just succeeded, and says, Of course theres a teacher around. The teacher having lessons in D classroom. Eh? That means The reason why I chose to attack during the time when class is dismissed isnt to prevent distracting D class from lessons, but to catch the teacher who finished teaching. Yuujis cunning ploy leaves me gobsmacked. In this assault thats like an acrobatic, if a health education teacher is around, they will assume that the opponent will be fighting using health education. If thats the case, the opponent will definitely check whether Muttsurinis around. However, this is just a decoy. In fact, Muttsurini will be waiting at C classroom with me, and D classroom will be having a war using a subject other than health education. In that cast, the opponent wont have time to be concerned with Muttsurini whos appearing on the other side. Ah. So C classrooms teacher should be of the same situation, right? Ahh. The English teacher Endou is over there, so let her allow you to call out your summoned beast. The English teacher Endou-sensei is a nice female teacher whos easy to talk to. I might have to apologize for this, but nobodys more suited than her in this situation where I have to destroy the wall. If I forcefully ask her Were having a summoning war. Please allow me to summon here, shell definitely allow us to. Thats the reason why we chose this day Sorta. The 3rd years arent around, so the 4th level is completely empty.; Also, the English teacher Endou is around in 2-Cs classroom, and todays the only day with such perfect conditions. Now I finally understand why Yuuji has been checking on the other classes schedule. Even if the summoning wars curfew was removed earlier, Yuuji might not challenge A class before this day. To us, todays such a beneficial day to usno, thats not it. its because Yuuji came up with a strategy that made the conditions so beneficial. On a side note, the status on the linkway should remain the same. Itll be suspicious if we start retreating once noon break ends, so were going to pretend that were being forced back because of the difference in points. Even so, were forced back in the first place. Yuuji continues. It cant be helped if the difference in abilities on both sides is obvious without a new strategy. Then, thats it for the strategy in the afternoon. Are there any questions? Sakamoto. If Mizuki and I are okay, can we go attack A class as well? Of course. But youre to hold off the enemy fighting the main force as priority. A class may feel that Minami and the rest are just decoys, so they wont assign forces there. In that case, theyll be able to use Himeji-sans power to sweep the opponents and open a way like the move against C class. Then, Minami and Himeji-san will be able to rush to Kirishima-san. As long as A class reveals an opening somewhere, well be able to beat them from there. Things will get interesting there then. Are Hideyoshi and Muttsurini back yet? Perfect, Yuuji looks over at a corner of the classroom. I look over too, and see that Hideyoshi and Muttsurini walk in from the back door and sit down. Did they go to the toilet? Mizukis back too. Himeji-sans back at her seat too. Everyones here. Alright! Everyone, listen up! Head to where youre in charge of before the break! Then, were going to get to the climax of this war! OHHHH!!! The roars that echoed the classroom rings, and our summoning war against A class continues. Volume 10, The Fifth Question Volume 10, The Fifth Question Please answer the following question: Please calculate the area of the shaded region. Use as the circular constant. Himeji Mizuki answer: Assuming that the radius of the small circle is r, and the circumference as ?. = 2r The question asks for the area between radius 1 and 3, so well call it S. Therefore, the answer is 8. Teacher''s Comment: Well answered. This is a standard question for area. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: I Teacher''s Comment: It''s been a while since I felt my veins popping. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: O Teacher''s Comment: Come over to the counselling room. I would like to hear your explanation. Having finished our strategic meeting, we were all feeling very motivated, what awaits us is the replenishment tests as we have to replenish the marks we lost before noon. Therere still a lot of questions I cant understand, so Ill try to answer with the best of my ability. Answer, skip, answer, skip, answer halfway, skip, skip, skip As I continue to write, the difficulty of the questions becomes harder and harder. It looks like the questions at the back are ones I cant answer, so I jump back to the front to answer. (Scribble scribble scribble scribble scribble) (Scribble scribble scribble scribble scribble) Minami and Himeji-san are near me, Minami filling her maths points, and Himeji-san filling her chemistry points. Both of them are writing with their pens practically glued to their hands. Its dangerous to let both of them leave the frontlines, but theres a good reason why were doing this. Minamis taking the replenishing test because her best subject''s points had been depleted. Himeji-sans taking part in the replenishment test because we heard that Kubo-kuns taking the replenishment test. We need Himeji-sans strength to stop Kubo-kun''s powerful attack, so Himeji-sans taking the replenishment tests at this moment. Ono, Asaga, Mitarai, go to the second level for standby. Try and fight using combined subjects. They switched subjects three times, so there should be quite a lot of enemies with depleted combined subjects points. Also, I hope you can try and make some big actions to lure them. Understood. Saitou, bring the physics teacher near the stairs. Im going to use a diversion to make them think the subject will be changed to physics and change their members. Affirmative. Once Saitou takes action, Watarai, go get ready and change the subject on the linkway to world history. Harada, follow their actions and lead the reinforcements with Manaka, Mutou, Watanabe. Yuuji continues to give commands one after another as his voice can be heard from afar. He has never given such detailed commands in our battles before, and this shows how strong the opponent is. However, this also means that wewho werent treated seriously when we challenged D class to a war half a year agoare now able to fight this powerful A class as an opponent head on. Wewho were viewed as a bunch of idiots half a year agohave gained the admiration of all our fellow peers As I think about this, my hand thats holding the pen becomes a little more forceful. Maybe this might be the first time I feel that the summoning war is interesting. The replenishment tests lasted quite a while. Fuu~ finally over Once the second check was over, my modern languages replenishment test is over. My scores should be the same. Now, once I hand my script over to the teacher for marking SAKAMOTO!! KUBO APPEARED!!! At this moment, this intel came flying into our ears. Kubo? That guy should need some time before he can get back onto the battlefield. On hearing the report, Yuuji immediately frowned. Himeji-sans still having the exams, but Kubo-kuns back on the battlefield. This itself is weird as Himeji-san is taking the replenishing tests at the same time as Kubo-kun in order to fight him, so both of them should be back on the battlefield at the same time. No, thats definitely Kubo! Anyway, hurry up and send reinforcements! But based on the report, it seems that Kubo-kuns back on the battlefield. Both of them are taking the tests at the same time, but theyre leaving at different times. In that case, the only possibility is In other words, that bastard ended the replenishment tests earlier! This means that Kubo-kun took lesser time for the replenishment tests. Damn ithes a model student, and yet hes using such underhanded methods! Kubo-kuns actions are really not to be expected of A class. His act of handing in the replenishing test earlier is more of F class style. If we consider Kubo-kuns breakthrough ability, theres now no time to wait for Himeji-san to return. Even if she can hand in her paper earlier, the opponent will break through our defenses if we wait for the teacher to finish marking the scripts. If we can send in our remaining forces, we can stop Kubo-kun. Kubo-kuns just attacking without bothering to defend, so everyone should be able to wear his points down if we all attack with a suicidal mindset. But doing this will cause our side to lose my people. With many of us dying, the chances of the final strategy succeeding will be lowered. The plan that everyone hoped that would grant our wish will fail easily. I want to go over. I thought. I hope Yuuji leave Kubo-kun to me so that we can focus our forces in the plan. I want to gamble on this in order to increase the chances of the final strategy succeeding. I was completely helpless when I met Kubo-kun before noon. And I dont have any decisive strategies of winning here. If I go over now, I wont be able to wait for the teacher to give me the modern language score. In that case, I have to give up precious time to replenish. Therere too many disadvantageous factors. In contrast, theres practically no advantage to me. I still have some confidence in my summoned beast controlthis only advantage is the only chance of winning I have that Im using to encourage myself. Normally, I wont be doing such a disadvantageous bet, and I wont even think about this. This should be the case, but Akihisa! Scramble! Hurry up and stop Kubo! Yuuji immediately says without hesitation. Oi, Sakamoto, Yoshiis still waiting for the teacher to mark the modern language paper We have no time to wait! Stopping Kubo is more important here! Mori and Hirata, follow Akihisa. Youll be the support! Such a fast and decisive choice. Even I do feel that my urging self is rather stupid. Can you do it, Akihisa? Yuuji stares at my eyes as he asks. Before answering, I have to check something. Yuuji, Kubo-kun doesnt look like hell hold back no matter who the opponent is. Ahh, I know that, but I have to ask you. Yuujis eyes arent showing any signs of joking. Does this guy really feel that I can fight Kubo-kun? Does he really feel that I can fight the 2nd ranked in our year? This guys really here? Even I, who wanted to raise this plan, is doubting whether I can stop Kubo-kun. Akihisa, if its you, you can definitely stop Kubo. Yuuji concludes decisively as if hes trying to nudge me from behind. These words blow aside all doubts and anxiety in my mind. Understood. Ill definitely stop him. Sorry for making you lose the marks you worked so hard to earn. Theres no need for Yuuji to apologize for this. I even want to thank him. One more step before we fight it out. Listen upwe mustnt let him through! Understood! As we answer back, I rush out to the corridor with Mori-kun and Hirata-kun. Then, we see the opponents rushing over here. Yoshii, its A class! Two of them broke through the line so quickly! Theres only 2 people for now, but if some people are able to break through like this, it shows that the defense line on the front is collapsing gradually because of Kubo-kun. Nows a time where we have to fight for every single second. Not a single moment of hesitation is allowed! You intend to interfere with Kubo-kun? I wont let you do so, Yoshii-kun! Summon! The girl who comes running over here has permission of Ujiie-sensei as she summons. Gek! Isnt that Satou Miho? Mori-kuns words cause me to remember. That person is Satou-san who fought against me half a year ago. Im not very familiar with her, so I cant remember her name immediately. What should we do? Yoshii. Shes rather powerful! We take her on! WHAT TAKE HER ON! YOU WERE DEFEATED THOROUGHLY BY HER HALF A YEAR AGO! IS THIS REALLY ALRIGHT? Summon! I didnt answer Mori-kuns words as I run and call out my summoned beast. A class, Satou Miho, Japanese History, 281 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History 189 points Satou Miho-san beat me thoroughly in physics the last time when we challenged A class to a summoning war half a year ago. At that time, I wasnt able to fight with her at all. But if its a duel of Japanese History Yoshii-kun, lets go! Satou-san let her summoned beast raise its weapon as she charge at me. I let my summoned beast charge from the front, and as we move by each other, I use my wooden sword to hack at the opponents body before quickly turning back to hit the opponents back. A class, Satou Miho, Japanese History, 95 points. Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History 189 points Eh Satou-san gives a shocked expression, not knowing what happened, perhaps because she let her guard down because of the overwhelming victory she had before. If its a battle using Japanese History, I dont think I can lose! Nice going Yoshii! If the opponents Japanese History score is like this, I can barely take on the enemy! Me too! Leave this person to us! Summon! Thanks, Ill leave it to you, Mori-kun, Hirata-kun! We switch over on whos to deal with Satou-san, and I continue to run forward. Kubo-kunyou toyed me before noon, but Im not going to let you do as you wish. Ill definitely stop you from moving forward in order to win this war! I move through the old building and reach my destination, the linkway. I see everyone from F class in a disadvantageous due to the collapsing formation. Oi! Itll be bad if we continue to let him through! Talk is cheap here! Who can stop that monster! Everyone in F class, Im sorry, but can you please let me through? WHOLL LET YOU THROUGH!? EVEN WE HAVE TIMES WHERE WE CANT BACK AWAY! It cant be helped then. Lets settle this. HOW CAN WE LOSE!!! A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, World History, 323 points Vs F class, Takashi Atsuya, DEAD Takahashi-kuns desperate attack grazed the opponents shoulder, and Kubo-kuns giant mace sliced down Takahashi-kuns summoned beast head. Lets move forward, Kinosheeta-san. Thank you, Kubo-kun. Then, well leave the sweeping here to Okui-san and the rest. Lets deal with Sakamoto-kun directly and end this war. With Kubo-kun leading, A class swept their way here. They have about 10 people with them, trying to break through the perimeter F class set at the linkway. However DONT THINK YOU CAN GET YOUR WAY!! !? The summoned beast walking in front of Kubo-kun stops to block my attack. A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, World History, 323 points Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, World History, 158 points Yoshii-kun! Kubo-kun, its not like you to submit your script early. No need to rush things. Slow down here! The system shows my marks and Kubo-kuns once it was depleted by Takahashi-kuns attack. Right now, Kubo-kuns world history scores arent more than 400, so if he doesnt use the power of the bracelet, we may have a chance! Nice going, Yoshii! Now! Those still alive, gather here! We need to regroup with forwards and defenders! My comrades from F class immediately regroup and get into action to hold off Kinosheeta-san and the rest behind. Their thirst to repay and the countless battle experience isnt for show. Also Yoshii-kun. We have a war here, so I cant involve personal feelings here, but at least I dont want you to feel guilty. Can you please leave before you feel the feedback? Kubo-kuns right in front of me. If we force him back, well be able to regroup our defense. Thats my line, Kubo-kun. Everyone in A class is kind, but winning this war is our long-awaited wish, so we cant back away here. I understand. If you say so, Ill make my resolve here. Kubo-kuns summoned beast exchange glares with my summoned beast as we face off. My opponent is holding his specialty weapon Deathscythe in a diagonal position, and it leaps at me. Kubo-kun cant use the power of the bracelet, but his score is still more than 300 points, and the onrushing speed isnt small. However, I went through lots of battles during this half a year. No matter how fast the opponent is, this straightforward attack cant possibly hit me. I can predict the direction the opponent will be attack at from the way the opponent rushes in, the posture and the weapon type. Kubo-kun looks like hes going to use a horizontal scythe that can maximize the attack range. Like before, he has no intention of defending. Fuu I already predicted Kubo-kuns attack path, so I exhale slightly and lean down to avoid his attack. No matter how much the marks have improved by, its impossible to do this technique without actual combat experience. Including the study camp, Kubo-kun only had combat experience 4 times, so I definitely wont be beaten by his attack! Ku! Kubo-kuns summoned beast pulls back the deathscythe that missed and raises it high this time to reveal a large overhead cleave. Based on that position, hell definitely swing the scythe down. No matter how strong the opponents strength is, its not hard to dodge such a big move. I let my summoned beast move sideways and swing the wooden sword right at the opponents body with minimal action. A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, World History, 303 points Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, World History, 158 points My summoned beast gives a light damage to the opponent and quickly leaps away from its position. At that instant, the deathscythe rips through a space no ones at. I already saw that even with a little damage, Kubo-kun will ignore it and continue to attack. In that case, Ill dodge the hit and give a small yet sharp attack. Kubo-kuns summoned beast uses its right hand to wield the two-handed scythe, perhaps because he felt that big strikes wont hit me with my posture like this, while the left hand is clenched. He probably wants to use the fist that strikes faster and pulls back faster to stop my attack and use the deathscythe when I stop. As expected of Kubo-kun, his analytical and decision-making abilities are really amazing. This time, Kubo-kuns summoned beast raises the deathscythe back onto the shoulder, and it then charges right at me. I gather my concentration and let my summoned beast use more delicate movements. My opponent raises its fist, while I aim for the left shoulder. Klang. A soft and sharp sound rings. This attack cant cause damage to Kubo-kun with his high marks, but this isnt my aim. Kubo-kuns summoned beast cant swing its fist out as the starting point of the movement is hit. In that case, Kubo-kun will think of using that deathscythe and let his summoned beast swing it in the right hand, but the power and speed by swinging with one hand isnt enough, so even I can block it with my points. This time, the one attacking is me. I let my summoned beast rush at the opponent, pretending to attack. My summoned beast then dodges the fist that cuts through the air and swings the wooden sword. However, this move is blocked by the opponents deathscythe in its right hand. I didnt stop as I quickly pull back. The opponents left fist misses. Oi oi oithat Yoshii, is he for real? Fighting against that Kubo head on. He must be mad The tense attack and defense battle continue. A normal opponent will probably make much bigger movements due to anxiety, but Kubo-kun is rather calm as he controls his summoned beast within the best of his ability. I want to force the opponent back, but the attack power isnt enough. Kubo-kun can win if he can hit once, but hes unable to hit the target. Everyone in F class is collapsing in formation, but theyre still fighting alongside their comrades. However, theyre starting to be pushed by the opponent. Just when Im thinking that this situation cant last for long, she appears. Sorry to keep you waiting, Akihisa-kun! Please move aside! Summon! Okay! Himeji-san! !? Damn My summoned beast move aside, and the fiery path blaze through the space I made. Kubo-kuns summoned beast became the target, and was slow in dodging as the right half of its body is burned off. A class, Kubo Toshimitsu, World History, 34 points Vs F class, Himeji Mizuki, World History, 379 points The system shows the points depleted in the damage Kubo-kun took and the power Himeji-san used. Should I be saying that Kubo-kuns amazing for not dying in battle after taking the bracelet attack, or should I say that Himeji-sans amazing for being able to nearly kill Kubo-kun even if the attack missed? The clash between two people with high marks show that I cant determine the outcome. Sorry, Kinosheeta-san. I have to retreat and replenish my points here. Kubo-kun isnt stunned by the sudden change in situation as he quickly retreats from the battle area. Were unable to defeat the enemy thoroughly, but we managed to force them back. Now well be able to regroup our defenses. Everyone, get in line! CHARGEEE!!! My allies never let go of this chance as everyone tries to regroup in a lance team formation with Himeji-san at the center. I continue to dash forward to stop Kinosheeta-san whos trying to stop them. Youre really meddlesome, Yoshii-kun. I should have tried to find a way to get rid of you immediately when we surrounded you this morning. Kinosheeta-san takes my summoned beasts attack as she says. You flatter me, Kinosheeta-san. Its thanks to Himeji-sans power that we could make Kubo-kun retreat. No, Himeji-san is really strong, but thats a strength that can be predicted and countered. Those opponents that can be countered through planning arent scary even if theyre scary. Does that means I''m unpredictable? Yes, it''s because youre an idiot, Yoshii-kun. Im rather hurt. Just joking. What I mean is that you can call out two summoned beasts even with low points, and youre the Punishment Inspector. Youre more of a threat than those who are simply strong. Of course, the scariest is Sakamoto-kun who can make use of you to the maximum and manipulate the situation. Kinosheeta-san mutters. I wonder if I really have such a threatening ability, but its rather bad for us F class if the enemy knows of our situation like that. If A class doesnt know anything, theyll drop their guard thinking that were the worst class in the entire year, and they wont even bother checking on Muttsurini or Himeji-sans whereabouts. Maybe our only chance of beating A class is during that war half a year ago. I couldnt help but think. Akihisa-kun, its alright now! Please retreat! Himeji-sans voice reaches my ear, and my sides reformation seems to be complete. In that case, theres no need for me to appear. Bye then, Kinosheeta-san. Humph, I definitely wont let you run away the next time. It seems Kinosheeta-san doesnt want to rush over when our side is reorganized, so she doesnt try to attack me while Im retreating back. I return back to E classroom that became F class base, and find that it is rather empty. Eh? Wheres the rest? I ask Yuuji, who stayed behind in the classroom. A lot of people were still taking the replenishing tests until just now. I moved everyone to the 4th level during the chaos. That was a perfect chance I couldnt have asked better. Once the opponent sees everyone moving, Yuujis plan will be revealed. To me, the attack Kubo-kun and the rest did was just a simple crisis, but it doesnt seem to be like this for Yuuji. So we moved them successfully? Un. Thanks to you showing off on the linkway, the enemy got distracted, so the movement was successful. Great. I actually feel like the stepping stones to victory are falling to us one after another, pumping me up. Oh yeah, arent you going to move, Yuuji? Idiot, Im the class rep. Our position will be revealed to the enemy like this. Ah, youre right. According to the rules, the position of the class rep has to be revealed to prevent the war from becoming a stalemate. If Yuuji moves up to the 4th floor earlier, the opponent will immediately notice that we are scheming something. So Im going to stay here until the last minute. Once the rest are moving, Ill rush there at that moment. Until his position is revealed, the opponent will not be able to react to that exact moment. Yuuji will remain on standby at this position without any defenders. This means that once an opponent breaks through the defenses, the war will immediately end. However, its because were going to such an extent that the chances of us beating A class will appear. Ill go over to classroom 3-C to wait then. Oh. go then. I put my hand on the classroom door as I prepare to carry out the final battle. Akihisa. Hm? Yuuji suddenly calls me right before Im about to walk out of the classroom. Weve finally reached this point. Yuujis words has all sorts of meaning behind them. Yeah. I answer back, and Yuuji silently looks down at the notebook beside his hand. The decisive moment is slowly inching closer. Once we reach classroom 3-C, I find 5 students there, including Muttsurini, and Hello, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. How are you feeling today? For some reason, Takashiro-sempai is here. Eh? Why are you here, Takashiro-sempai? I just asked the same question. According to Yuuji, the 3rd years should all be gathered at the sports hall attending the graduation guidance talk or something. Because I already knew what that events going to be about. He already knew what its going to be about? That seems rather weird. So since I have time, I decide to check on Miss Himeji Mizukis class 2-F whereabouts. Himeji-sans class 2-Fs whereabouts Youre rather insistent on having Himeji-san. Oh my, are you unhappy about that? Pardon me for that. Takashiro-sempai pretends to bow as usual. For some reason, this sempais actions somewhat angers me. This cant be considered the answer to the question. I couldnt contain my rage as my tone grew harsher. But Takashiro-sempais eyebrows dont even twitch even when hes faced with my tone as he answers with a polite tone. Wellthis might bring about misunderstandings Takashiro-sempai pauses for a while, and then declares, I want to do indecent things with Miss Mizuki. WHERES THE ROOM FOR MISUNDERSTANDING HERE!!!!! Everybody present exclaimed. What is this person talking about? Can everyone please be quiet? Even if the new school building has soundproof insulation, its not good to be so loud. QUIET!? WHAT NONSENSE ARE YOU SPEWING UNDER BROAD DAYLIGHT!! I WANT TO DO THAT TOO! DO YOU THINK YOU''D BE ALLOWED IF YOU SIMPLY ASK POLITELY!? Thats right, everyone. I really want to do indecent things to her. ALL OF US HAVE BEEN EARNESTLY WISHING TO DO THIS TOO NO MATTER WHEN!!! Ahh, I see. So this sempais just elegant in words, but not gentlemanly at all. Is it really alright to be so loud? It seems that everyone is carrying out a secret mission that I dont think anyone else is to know of. Ah Everyone frantically keep quiet. Sempais ridiculous words caused us to feel anxious, but if our positions revealed, this wont be good. But I suppose no one discovered anyone here. Once the doors and windows and closed, the sounds wont be too loud. As the summoning war is an activity that creates lots of commotions, the soundproof facilities of Fumitzuki Gakuen are rather solid. Thus, this level of noise shouldnt be a problem. Why are you so insistent on Himeji? Its rare for Muttsurini to ask. Im wondering about this as well. Himeji-san is definitely cute, and she does have a nice figure, but this sempai in front of me doesnt look like hes going to lack any women falling for him. In that case, why is he so insistent on choosing Himeji-san? I heard of what happened during the baseball tournament? The baseball tournament? You mean the summoned beast baseball tournament? Yes. I heard that she believed her classmates words and only focused on pitching earnestly, with her eyes closed too. The memory of that devastation, when Himeji-san stepped on the pitchers mound during our match against class 3-A, awakens in my mind. At that time, she really believed in Yuujis words, and believed in me (sort of), so she worked really hard to pitch. However, instead of trusting, Ill say thats simply being tricked I cant help but have feelings of love budding when I see such an innocent and pure girl. Sorry sempai. Its really too hard to understand when you say it this way. Can you put it in simpler words? I love girls whore easily fooled the most. Are these his true words? So that means you like girls who arent good at saying lies because youre easily tricked What are you saying? How can a hardworking person like me who learns courtesy and elegance be easily fooled? Sempai, being hardworking and graceful doesnt have anything to do with being fooled. Eh? Takashiro-sempai gives a look of utter disbelief. Hm, this guy might be good at studying, but You dont seem to have a smart brain Wait a second. I dont want you of all people saying that. No, this guys definitely more stupid than me. I cant be mistaken here. Well, never mind. The truth is crystal clear to a 3rd person. Yeah, I suppose my allies know what the truth is. Thats rather fierce. Its like letting a chimpanzee fight an orangutan over intelligence Ahhits like both of them are fighting to death over a banana These classmates have no sense of foresight at all. Speaking of which, there are 3 people in F class if were talking about cute girls. But amongst them, I feel that Miss Himeji Mizuki is still the most eyecatching one. For some reason, Takashiro-sempais words really annoyed me. This isnt jealousybut how should I put it? Himeji-san is cute, and sempai did say that Minami and Hideyoshi are cute too. My friends are being praised, but why am I feeling so frustrated? Innocent and diligent girls are still the most charming. I feel that Miss Himeji Mizuki is a splendid lady. I have no idea what kind of feelings I have exactly as I find myself saying these words to Takashiro-sempai, Takashiro-sempai. Please do not see Himeji-san in this light. She doesnt like losing, and she will do things thoroughly. Minami has some girlish and cute aspects, and Hideyoshi is much more daring than anyone, and cool, you know? The reason why Im not feeling happy isnt because Hideyoshi and Minami are rated lower than Himeji-san, but another basic reason. I continue to search for the reason behind this frustrating feeling. At this moment, Takashiro-sempai says to me, I have no idea who this girl called Minami isbut I heard that Miss Kinosheeta is very good at acting and concealing her own heart. Someone like her may lie or hide things, so her personality charm is a little Thats not true at all, sempai. I interrupt Takashiro-sempais words. On hearing these words, I think I vaguely understand something, why I feel annoyed about this persons words. Youre mistaken, sempai. Mistaken? Yeah. Hideyoshi is good at making poker faces, and its not easy to read his heart, but this is because Hideyoshi works hard to do what he wants to do. Hideyoshi continues to focus wholeheartedly on developing his own interests and spent quite some effort on it? Is this part of him not even a result, but a flaw? This is probably the charming point about him beside his good point appearance-wise. Its because Hideyoshi works so hard to do what he wants to do that hes so charming. I even feel that I feel proud having this buddy of mine! This sempai only looks at how other people appear like. He only appraises everyone through what he sees on the surface. This is the point that I dont like, which is why I feel repulsed by it. Since you can''t see their greatest charming points, can you please not comment on my most important comrades, sempai? Even I feel that its rude for me to use this tone to speak to sempai. However, I had to say those words. Yoshii Akihisa-kun. This is your own personal view, and my view may not be similar to yours. Thats true but Its about time. I want to argue back, but Muttsurini says this as he points to the clock on the wall. Ahh, unknowingly Time unknowingly flew as I was talking to Takashiro-sempai. We have to hurry up and prepare for the raid. Sorry, Takashiro-sempai, we still have things to do. I understand. Then, Ill leave first as an outsider. Besides, its enough for me to simply watch this summoning war. Simply watch the summoning war? The somewhat unnatural words cause me to feel somewhat puzzled. Takashiro-sempai ignores my response as he puts his hand on the classroom door. Ah, thats right. Allow me to ask one more question, if you dont mind. Okay, what is it? Yoshii Akihisa-kun. When a person with ability, but is unfairly treated, tries to get back the position he deserves, will you step in to interfere? Is this a question on whether those who work hard should get back what they deserve? In that case, I obviously have only one answer. I wont. Well answered. I hope you can remember these words. Takashiro-sempai leaves these words that are hard to comprehend behind, and leaves the scene. What is that person trying to say? What does he mean by interfere? Nospeaking of which, why is that sempai here in the first place? Since his grades are outstanding, he should belong to A class instead. Theres no reason for him to come to the current 3-C classroom. That sempaihes not here to cheer for us, is he? Probably not. We may be hated by the 3rd years, but definitely not liked by them. My classmates words enter my ears, and I suddenly remember something. Thats right, that person was the one who helped the opponent come up with the plan during our war against C classthe enemy. Then, hes here to interfere with us, is it? But sempai just said that just watching is enough. In that case, he feels that we will lose? Or does he feel that this strategy will fail? And why does he view us as an enemy? I know that 3rd years arent on good relations with us 2nd years. In fact, I do have some sort of resisting feeling when it comes to that sempai. However, I dont understand the reason why that sempai came out to interfere with us. If that sempai doesnt like me like how I dont like him, he probably has no need to come to me. No, if I really have to say it, I only had such negative feelings on him just now. We dont know each other, but the reason why he came to talk to me is (Tok tok) Eh? What is it, Muttsurini? Im thinking about something Concentrate. Ah Muttsurinis soft words cause me to recover. I nearly forgot. Nows an important scene to decide the winner, and Im thinking about such unnecessary things messily! Have to concentrate on the task at hand and beat A cass! Sorry Muttsurini. Thanks. Its nothing. I look at the clock to check the current time. Its time to get ready to attack. Is everyone ready? Okay We nod at each other, open the windows, and get ready to move. Volume 10, The Sixth Question Volume 10, The Sixth Question Please answer the following question: In the space development project, a phenomenon is required to push Object A into space. Please answer what kind of force is required to be applied on Object A. Sakamoto Yuuji''s Answer A force that gives Object A the speed to overcome the First Cosmic Velocity Himeji Mizuki''s Comment: As expected of Sakamoto-kun. Also, the First Cosmic Velocity is stated to be approximately 7.97km/s Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: I give up. Himeji Mizuki''s Comment: You can''t give up! There''s still time to study until the exams. Let''s work hard together! Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: The power to turn the space development program back into paper. Himeji Mizuki''s Comment: That''s not the kind of power I''m asking about! Once we descended down to 2-Ds classroom, I tell everyone loudly, LETS GO, YOU GUYS! ALRIGHT!!! We climb into D classroom from the window, and as discussed earlier, theres a path there. The teacher who was having lessons up till now has been stopped as D class rep Hiraga is talking to him. Everything is set. Takenaka-sensei! Were having a summoning war here. Please allow us to call out our summoned beasts! Our F class comrades point at A classroom as we ask the teacher for help. The classics teacher Takenaka-sensei is shocked, but still agrees to our request. Dont let those F class guys enter A classroom! Or else theyre going to do something! The enemy charged into D classroom. And amongst those enemies So youre here, Sakamoto-kun. Is Kinosheeta-san here with you? Amongst them is the opponent whos ranked second even amongst A class, Kubo Toshimitsu. So its you, Kubo. You dont have to replenish your depleted points, do you? Theres no need for me to do so. I dont feel were going to fight using world history. I cant help but sulk slightlythis bastard is really bold. If the linkway is broken through by Himeji, the test subject will become world history. Lets fight, Sakamoto-kun, Kinosheeta-kun. Well end it here. Kubo-kun, who stands in front of the entrance as the watchmen, stares at me and Hideyoshi beside me as he says this. I didnt expect Kubo to appear here, but things are still according to plan here. Now, Akihisa, you have to follow the plan It has been two minutes since Yuuji and Hideyoshi started attacking. Nows the chance for us to enter classroom 2-C. We open the 3-C classroom window, hold our breaths and watch the timing. I remember its near the calendar on the right side of the blackboard I still remember clearly the target position of breakthrough of the war. Once we enter C classroom, were going to control the teacher and destroy the wall, run into A classroom and open a war for Muttsurini to reach Kirishima-san. We have experience in doing this before, so there wont be any problems. Akihisa. Muttsurini tugs at my sleeve. Its time. Lets go, everyone. I softly make the final check, and my comrades nod their heads silently. We stealthily and cautiously enter the classroom 2-C. On seeing us appear in such a manner, Endou-sensei, whos still in the classroom, widen her round eyes in shock. Yo, Yoshii-kun? Where exactly did you people come from Sorry, Endou-sensei, but we have no time to explain. Were having a summoning war, so please allow me to call out my summoned beast. I interrupt the teachers words and ask for her to grant us permission to summon. Eh? Ah, okay. Endou-sensei looks rather troubled, but she grants my request. Now I can call out my summoned beast! Summon I call out my summoned beast, and the summoned beast appears from the pattern arrays beneath our feet. Also, the system then shows its scores. A class, Kinosheeta Yuuko, English 382 points Vs F class, Yoshii Akihisa, English 81 points. Eh? At that moment, I cant believe what Im seeing. The scores arent abnormal, and the subject is correct, but what Im concerned about is Kinosheetasan? The opponent list has a name I didnt expect. Good afternoon, Yoshii-kun. The voice of the opponent that couldnt possibly be appearing here comes from a corner of the classroom. Why are you here I feel theres no need to explain, right? Kinosheeta-sans words is probably a signal as the other A class students outside the classroom is right in front of us. That means that our strategy is Yeah. Just as we expected. However, I wasnt the one who expected this, but class rep. The unbelievable fact is just shown right before our eyes. However, Kinosheeta-san and the other A class members are now standing in front of us. This is solid proof that Yuujis plan is seen through by Kirishima-san. For that reason, we met you on the corridor. Isnt that right, Yoshii-kun? No, well Its useless to hide it. Thats because I heard very loudly from this classroom that someone shouted loudly what in the world is that guy planning. That roar was because of the words Invisible ink, but I better not tell the truth. The reason why they were so angry is because youre about to break through the wall, right? Kinosheeta-san looks over at the wall separating A classroom and C classroom as she says. In fact, the letter didnt say so, but A class conclusion is just as what we planned. If someones going to destroy their own classrooms work, theyll definitely be roaring. Basically, because of Yuujis prank, A class got a hint and saw through our plan. Damn it! That idiot Yuuji Eh? Did you say something, Yoshii-kun? No, its nothing. Then, things will become difficult. Right now, I have to fight Kinosheeta-san and the rest while our cards are exposed and find a way to break the wall to create an opening. However, were still not in despair yet. Once I can break through the wall, theres still a chance of winning. This is the key to winning! Im going to fight on! Alright. If youre not going to give up, Im going to make you retire from here, Yoshii-kun. The other people from A class behind Kinosheeta-san call out their summons. We have 5 A class members, and since the subject is English, I cant hope for Muttsurini to provide support. My only hope is to break the wall, and theres no need to defeat them. Lets settle this, Kinosheeta-san. I let my summoned beast run towards the wall at maximum speed. The longer the time, the chances of the opposing reinforcementsespecially Kudou-san appearing in this classroom will become bigger. I dont know how long my comrades fighting on the other side can hold on, so I have to make sure this plan succeeds even if its a second earlier! Even though you say you want to fight, your target isnt me. Youre really stubborn in this sense, Yoshii-kun. Kinosheeta-san let her summoned beast raise its weapon and let it charge right between my summoned beast and the wall. So my intention to target the wall is exposed? Anyway, I let my summoned beast charge towards that wall with the calendar. However, its charge is stopped by the enemys horizontal swing. Gu The right arm that defended that attack brings about some pain. This is due to the feedback. I have to change my standing position and lure Kinosheeta-san away from the wall. I let my summoned beast jump back so as to lure Kinosheeta-san away. However, the opponent doesnt leave where she is. Based on your reaction, there should be some tricks done over here, right? I dont feel that theres anything here though. Kinosheeta-san mutters as she stares at the area near the calendar. Damn itshe even deduced the place? Right now, I can understand the reason why Yuuji hopes to beat her right at the start. Sorry everyone, but I cant leave this place. Can I leave Yoshii-kun to you? Understood. Kinosheeta-san doesnt move as she commands the rest to surround me. Not good, this isnt good at all! The trio attack me, and one of them watch Muttsurini and the others, while Kinosheeta-san stands right in front of the wall. Summon. My F classmates decide that I wont have a chance of winning if this keeps up, so they hurriedly summon their monsters. I can be saved in this situation, but I have to carry out another mission after destroying the wall, so I definitely have to avoid getting everyone defeated here. Even so, this is a lot easier to fight. The opponents attention is scattered on the rest, and right now, I can fight a way to get over to Kinosheeta-san. If I can destroy the wall before everyones defeated, itll be alright! Double! I call out the other summoned beast and let it attack the opponent in front of me. Erk The main beast rushes past the opponent who stopped to defend and charges right at Kinosheeta-san. Kinosheeta-san has her back against the wall, so I cant ignore her being right over there. In that case, Im going to slam Kinosheeta-sans summoned toward into the wall. My summoned beast leaps right over with the realization of being hit. As I do so, Kinosheeta-san doesnt let her summoned beast swing its weapon, perhaps because she realized what Im going to do, but try to push back my summoned beast thats trying to send it flying by leaping over. In that case, my summoned beast will be sent flying due to the difference in points, and everything will be over. At this moment, I move my other beast. I deliberately let it take the opponents move and let it fly like a kite with its string snapped. The sub-beast thats sent flying away hits the back of the main beast thats attacking Kinosheeta-san. !! I grit my teeth to endure the pain. The main and sub beasts and the impact caused by the opponents move cause them to fly straight Kuu! They managed to send Kinosheeta-sans summoned beasts flying. DOK! Our summoned beasts are tangled together as they slam towards the wall. The force of this hit is reduced drastically, but theres still a powerful force human strength cant compare to. Its alright! Everyone, Ill leave the rest To you. just when I was about to say it, I am unable to say anything. Why? Thats because, the wall wasn''t destroyed. Volume 10, The Seventh Question Volume 10, The Seventh Question Please fill the number in the blank of the following question. When concentrated sulfuric acid is added to ethanol and heated from (____) to 170, ethylene will be formed. This reaction that causes water molecules to be removed is called dehydration. Kirishima Shoukos Answer: 160 Teachers Comment: Its impressive of you to study up on all the subjects, Kirishima-san. Sakamoto Yuuji''s Answer: 16 Teachers Comment: Theres a missing 0 at the back. You accidentally erased it when correcting the answer, right? Sometimes, you will make such careless mistakes that are quite a pity, Sakamoto-kun. However, sensei does feel that you are really smart when I see your answers to the other questions, Sakamoto-kun. Do continue to work hard and fulfill your abilities. But I can relax after hearing that your current situation is like the summoning tournament, Mizuki. Eh You just need to win in order to settle this, right? Ye, yes! Theres definitely no mistake about it! Then its alright. Everything will fall in place in the end. Why are you so certain Because, even though theres a lot of distractions or trouble along the waythose guys are the ones wholl win in the end. So even with the power of the summoned beast, you cant destroy the wall like this, is it? Yoshii-kun? Im standing right in front of the wall that doesnt show a single crack, flabbergasted, and Kinosheeta-san says these words to me. I thought you guys would do something here when you took down C class before. Kinosheeta-sans words weigh heavily on me. Maybe that Yuuji failed in damaging the wall, or A class may have seen through Yuujis methods, and might have come up with a counter plan. In this situation, its impossible to destroy the wall even with 1, 2 attacks. But in that case Im going to do it no matter how many times it takes! If I cant destroy the wall, Ill hit it until its destroyed! Wholl give up when it comes to such a mere setback? We havent lost yet! Our summoned beasts are still alive! Well kneel on the floor and regret only after all possibilities are exhausted! Ordinary people would have given up in this kind of situationbut because of this, F class! Kinosheeta-sans stares sharply at me. Fine! Well fight until the bitter end! Lets see how much our experience of countless bloody wars match up against your knowledge through hard work! Everyone, move to the wall! Dont let Yoshii-kun get close! Kinosheeta-san instructed, and everyone from A class line up near the wall. It seems theyre protecting the target while trying to surround us. Since the opponents using this move, well use this then! Leave this to me! Muttsurini, go meet with Ooshima-sensei and run to A class! (Nods) Muttsurini leaves the English summoning field as theres no one surrounding him. Muttsurini once fought both Kudou-san and Ooshima-sensei during the study camp, so once we let him reach A classroom, there might be a miracle. I have to block the attacks from Kinosheeta-san and everyone and bet everything on Muttsurinis strength! In response to my change in strategy, Kinosheeta-san immediately reacts. That wont work! Aiko, please! Wha Kinosheeta-san calls out to the corridor. And then, a female student walks through the door and enters. KudouAiko! Hello hello, Muttsurini-kun. Kudou-san waves at us. Is A class still holding back. You guys will be able to do anything if the opponents Tsuchiya-kun. To be safe, we kept Aiko on standby until Tsuchiya-kun appears. Know where Ooshima-sensei is going, but do not enter this classroom until Muttsurini appears. This is likely the order Kudou-san received. Even if Muttsurini and Ooshima-sensei meet up due to some unexpected situation, shell try to delay them. Damn itif he can get into D classroom, Yuuji and the rest can still delay her Aiko, I suppose you know. Un. Even I wont be so stubborn as to wait for Ooshima-sensei and fight using health education. Of course, I want to fight Muttsurini-kun with health education if possible. And then, Kudou-san stands right in front of Muttsurini, and says to Takenaka-sensei whos standing behind. Takenaka-sensei, if you please, Id like to fight using modern language. Kudou-sans target is obviously Muttsurini-kun. However, Kudou-sans other grades besides health education are outstanding too, and Muttsurinis Modern Language scores are rather low. In this situation, if he doesnt accept the challenge, hell be disqualified for running away from battle, but he has no chance of winning if he fights her head on. In this situation, the only thing I can do is Muttsurini! Ill get over there immediately! Try and hang on! Give it up, Yoshii-kun. Things were going smoothly before, but this match is our win. Kinosheeta-san says in a warning-like manner. I understand that were in a desperate situation, but even though I knoweven so, Ill continue to fight until the very end! Maybe theres still something I can do, right? I continue to rack my brains to find a way to break this deadlock. Right beside me, Muttsurini mutters something, A pity. What enters my ears is a declaration of defeat. A pity, the feeling of regretthe declaration of unhappiness. Well, it is a pity, but since its just a war, you guys dont have to have such negative thoughts Kinosheeta-san intends to emphasize on this, but this time, Muttsurini interrupts her words and clearly declares, Its seriously a pity, ane-ue. Eh? Muttsurini suddenly changes his voice and tone were all used to, and I, together with everyone from A class, are all shocked by this. Yuuji wins this battle of wits. Hideyoshi takes off the wig and gives a grin. Its time. Kubo appears, and I see all the reinforcements from A class entering C class. Amongst these people is Kudou. Thats enough. ??? Sakamoto-kun, this is Lets go, Muttsurini! Copy that. I give the signal, and Muttsurini, whos pretending to be Hideyoshi, takes off the annoying wig and runs out. Wha!? Awaken! I rush towards the shocked Kubo and activate my platinum bracelet. The summoning field takes interference, and Kubos summoned beast disappears. Now, theres a path opened. ILL LEAVE IT TO YOU GUYS! OHHH!!! My classmates rush out onto the corridor during this opening, and clear a path to A class. Muttsurini runs through this path and out. Ku! I wont let you through, Kubo. I seal back my platinum bracelet before Kubo can attack Muttsurini and the rest. Now, its my turn to seal the exit, and the ones being boxed out is the opponent. Letting Tsuchiya-kun disguise himself as Kinosheeta-kunyou made him dress up as a woman! Kubo remorsefully says a line that would make Hideyoshi collapse and cry if he heard it. You guys really underestimated Hideyoshi, didnt you? Hideyoshi doesnt have any outstanding subjects, and hes not exceptionally good in controlling his summoned beast. His summoned beast isnt the unique kind that can touch physical objects, and he doesnt have a platinum bracelet. But that guy has his own unique skills. So Yoshii-kun and the rest were bait? Of course. How is it possible for us to destroy a wall in the school a second time? But I heard the sound of the wall being slammed on. You have to fool your own people before you try to bluff the enemy. If that obvious idiot really believes it, the opponent will definitely think that theres something going on there, so thats why I didnt tell Akihisa this. Also, I don''t think people will like using classrooms with destroyed walls. You sure can say so. You destroyed another classroom wall half a year ago, didnt you? Thats because it has nothing to do with our own classroom. I said, and Kubo shrugs as he smiles. !! This noise is Looks like its decided. Theres noise coming from A classroom, and the summoned beasts that are battling disappear. I think those F class guys arent celebrating as theyre waiting for everyone to gather. Reallylets go, Sakamoto-kun. Oh, its been tough on you, Kubo. We move onto the corridor where the summoned beasts disappeared from and proceed straight to A class. Volume 10, The Final Question Volume 10, The Final Question Please answer the following Question: Please write down the reasons why Japan is experiencing low birth rates. Kudou Aiko''s Answer: According to the report from the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare, amongst men who are 30 to 40 years old, at the point where they can raise children, one out of four work for more than 60 hours a week. This causes a work cycle where they have no time to properly take care of their children, causing the burden of raising children to be on the mothers. Also, the government has not fully maximized the use of no-pay leave in the childcare system and all sorts of systems where the parents can raise the children and take care of their jobs. Due to the different regions, some children are unable to study in kindergartens. Also, the local cooperation agencies are losing their functionality, and the temporary childcare and local conservation centers and all sorts of children services are not exactly common, so the parents have to raise the children on their own. These are all thought to be reasons for the declining birth rate. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Comment: Still okay. Kudou Aiko''s response: Cant you just praise me normally? Youre not honest at all. Kirishima Shouko''s Answer: ''Based on the Cabinet Offices International Comparative Surveys, we can understand that the top reason why the number of young people in Japan is not increasing is because of the worry over the burden of education fees. According to the OECD investigation report, the percentage of GDP the Japanese government use to finance the education sector can be said to be one of the lowest amongst the developed countries. Thus, the education fees of the children have to be paid by the families, and this is the common viewpoint on why there are low birth rates. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Comment: Correct answer. Perfect. Kirishima Shouko''s Response: I investigated on all sorts of information regarding children the sake of Yuuji and my future. Sakamoto Yuuji''s Answer: Because of the rising prevalence of getting married later. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Comment: Thats all? Sakamoto Yuuji''s Response: YOU GUYS ARE THE WEIRD ONES HERE, ALRIGHT!? Hideyoshi? Um, it was a switch. It was part of the plan, but Im sorry for having to lie to you, Akihisa. Hideyoshi, whos back to normal, says this to me. Eh? Ehh? When, when did you switch around? When noon break ended. That means Hideyoshi has been disguising himself as Muttsurini for the entire afternoon? I have been moving with Hideyoshi, yet I didnt realize this at allmy other classmates are all snickering. Dont tell me Im the only one who doesnt know? But even if you did think that I wasnt around, you actually said those things to that person called Takashiro in such an unabashed mannerdo you know how much effort I had to exert just to put up my poker face? Now that Hideyoshi mentions it, I remember. Speaking of which, I think I did mention about how charming Hideyoshi isDAMN IT! THATS EMBARRASSING! SO EMBARRASSING I WANT TO DIE! But you just showed an attitude of not giving up until the end. Id say, youre more charming than me when youre like this. Heh? Hideyoshi says this with a somewhat embarrassed manner. Eh? Was I justpraised? Araraweve been had~. Now we cant get right back at rep. Kudou-san flings her arms out. Since she declared war on Hideyoshi, shell be disqualified for running away from battle if she doesnt fight. Wha, what are you saying, Aiko! Hurry up and beat Hideyoshi and get back to rep! Its useless, ane-ue. That Yuuji and Muttsurini wont use such a method where you can try to salvage the situation, right? Uu Theres buzzing coming from A classroom. Once the battle here starts, Hideyoshi will run out at full throttle to buy some time, and therell be F class students blocking the way, so its impossible for Kudou-san to get back to Kirishima-san right away. Then, Akihisa, I apologize for lying to you, so leave this to me. You can go over and see that battles proceedings. Eh? Really? Un. This is the wish you spent half a year trying to fulfill. Its not good if things end when you dont know whats going on, right? Such nice words. I decide to accept Hideyoshis good intentions. Thanks Hideyoshi. Ill go over then! After thanking him, I turn to leave the scene. Uh oh~ itll be our turn to return to the old school building then, Yuuko. Aiko! Dont give up, keep hanging on until the end! Theres such a conversation going on in the C classroom behind me. I do feel sorry for those two, but I do feel that Kinosheeta-san and Kudou-sans conversation is somewhat weird. A class, Kirishima Shouko, Health Education 351 points Vs F class, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education 803 points. I step into A class, and Kirishima-san and Muttsurini have called out their summoned beasts. Kirishima-san is the top in our year, but Muttsurini has a score of more than twice of hers that he should be proud of. Its not because Kirishima-sans weakbut she met the wrong opponent. Muttsurini has an advantage in both battle experience and points, so its impossible for him to lose. Accelerate. Muttsurini lets his summoned beast use its unique ability, and it closes in on its target at near vanishing speed. After an instant, Muttsurinis summoned beast will definitely walk away victorious. At this moment, Principal-sensei, if you please? I get it. Reallythose damned brats will be making a ruckus again Poof. Kirishima-sans summoned beast vanishes without a trace. At that moment, I wonder whether the difference between Kirishima-san and Muttsurini was so great that I couldnt see the battle. However, it doesnt seem to be the case. ??? The proof is that Kirishima-san and Muttsurini are looking surprised as they look around. I look around the noisy surroundings, and found something weird. The summoned beastsdisappeared Besides Kirishima-san and Muttsurini, even the other fighting summoned beats disappeared. What happened? Whats going on now? What did F class do? Is this A class strategy? Both friend and foe are all puzzled. Looks like the reason the summoned beasts disappeared isnt because of either us or A class. Is this a system malfunction? if thats the case, what will be the outcome of this? Will we have to fight again? But we forced A class to this state! Theres some buzzing in the classroom. In this situation, Please excuse us. The elegant voice interrupts us. This voice is Takashiro-sempai? Are you well today? Yoshii Akihisa-kun? For some reason, Takashiro-sempai, who should have nothing to do with this war, walks into A classroom. Even the principal, Linne-kun, Kogure-sempai and the Toko-Natsu pair walk in. Eh? Whats with this combination? Whats the exact situation now? Everyone in class 2-A and 2-F, Im really sorry to interrupt your ongoing war at this moment. Actually, there is a message I want to pass to everyone, so I have to do this. Takashiro-sempai puts his hand on his chest, and bows to us. Then, he lifts his head, and says something utterly unbelievable. We, the 3rd years of Fumitzuki Gakuen, challenge the 2nd years to a summoning war. What? Every second year student present is giving a speechless expression. What does this mean? Whats Takashiro-sempai talking about here? We request for the facilities and classrooms for classes 2-A, B and C. If we win this summoning war, you have to hand them over to the 3rd years. Takashiro-sempai continues to explain while we still dont understand the situation. Handing over classes A, B and C means Then, where will us second years be studying? Youll be moving to the second and third years D, E and F classrooms. Takashiro-sempai simply says so, but we have to spent several seconds understanding the meaning behind this. As we slowly understood this line, and once our minds processed through this, STOP JOKING AROUND!!! Angry roars echo throughout. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS! ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE SECOND YEARS CAN ONLY USE D CLASS EQUIPMENT AT BEST? AND THE THIRD YEARS CAN ONLY USE C CLASS EQUIPMENT AT WORST? WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS! HOW CAN WE AGREE TO SUCH CONDITIONS SCRAM! LEAVE KOGURE-SEMPAI BEHIND! EVERYONE ELSE, SCRAM!!! It seems the roars were all from F class, but there are some in A class that are going such a joke or thats too much. As for those sempais were familiar with, they shout out loudly, not losing to our side. THATS OUR LINE OVER HERE, IDIOTS! YOU SECOND YEARS ARE ALWAYS FOOLING AROUND, RIGHT!? IN THAT CASE, YOU SHOULD BE HANDING OVER THE GOOD FACILITIES TO US! They appeared, the Toko-Natsu pair. These two are still a bunch of hoodlums. Tsunemura-kun, Natsukawa-kun, please rein down your tone. Same goes for you too, second years. As for the details, Id like to ask the principal to explain it to everyone. Seriouslyhow troublesome On seeing that the conversation has been diverted to herself, the principal frowns slightly as she takes a step forward. You may find this rather abrupt, but we already had this proposal a long time ago. This proposal means Its a battle where the entire school, all the students will be fighting regardless of year, with the class facilities on the line. In other words, the third year C class can challenge the 2nd year B class, or something like that, is it? Did the 3rd years propose this? No, thats not it. The 3rd years only voiced their agreement. The proposal was raised by external parties. The school I used to stay in before said that they will want to do this if they integrate the test summoning system. Linne-kun pokes his face out as he says this. The school he used to stay in? Integrate the summoning system? Ahdont tell me its that piece of paper you dropped during lunch break, Linne-kun? Hm? Did you see it, Akihisa? Thats the one. Whats on that paper were things the school I used to stay at hoped Fumitzuki Gakuen would try. Then, the thing Linne-kun was talking during the 3rd years meeting was the summoning war thats going to include the entire school year, is it? Besides, this is what I wanted to give to you, Akihisa. Sorry for handing it to you so late. Linne-kun takes out a few pieces for paper and stuffs them into my pocket. Im grateful for this, but right now, I dont have the will to be concerned about this. Oi oiwhats going on? The principal and the seniorswhat exactly is going on? A little later, Yuuji walks into the classroom too. It seems that Kubo-kun is here with him too. The seniors are here to congratulate us on our victoryI suppose not, is it? After seeing everyone present, Yuuji narrows his eyes and says, Damned old granny, whats the situation now? Humph, if you want me to explain, change your tone first, damned brat. Oi, Akihisa. Just tell me briefly what just happened in a single sentence. Impossibly amazing! The old demon hag appeared in the summoning war. Sorry, I cant understand anything else when you say this other than that the damned old granny principal appeared. My name never even appeared once here! Its really hard to explain this with one line. Sakamoto Yuuji-kun. It is I who requested the principal-sensei to accompany me here. Hoho? Yuuji looks back and forth at Takashiro-sempai and the principal. Did that principal actually agree to a students request like that? What kind of relationship do these two have? I start to rack my brains to clear this situation thats definitely impossible. The only possibility I can think of is I see, so youre pregnant? Ill kill you, you damned brat. I see. So thats why the principal would appear together with Takashiro-sempai. Old granny, I understand your relationship now. I dont intend to interfere, but go somewhere else where you can do whatever you want. WHAT DID YOU UNDERSTAND TO SAY SUCH THINGS!? YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO LISTEN TO ANY OF MY EXPLANATION HERE! Im sorry, principal-sensei. As you know, I intend to study at the university over there, so even if I do have your feelings in my heart, Ill feel bothered by it. YOURE BEING RUDE TOO, TAKASHIRO! SINCE WHEN DID I SAY I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!? (Grinning) It means Im mistaken? WHATS WITH THAT GRIN ON YOUR FACE!? Ah, does Takashiro-sempai still believes in the lie I said at noon? For some reason, I feel like I did a little bad thing. Well, leaving aside this romance the hag has been waiting for for half a century, what actually happened here, Akihisa? Did we win the summoning war? Eh, well The summoned beasts disappeared. We cant decide the winner. Muttsurini, who was facing off against Kirishima-san before, walks over. So the summoned beasts disappeared not because the teacher removed the summoning field because theres a winner between the two classes, but because of other reasons? You say we cant determine the winner? Did something happen to the system again? Yuujis expression changed the moment he heard Muttsurinis explanation. Relax, damned brat, the systems fine. The principal turns to us and says this, perhaps because she doesnt like hearing that the systems not working. Not because the system is faulty? Then why did the summoned beasts disappear, damned old granny? Because I switched off the system. In response to Yuujis question, the principal says this without any signs of remorse. Switching off the system. This may sound easy, but its really unbelievable to us. We finally managed to earn victory in the end after working so hard, yet it disappeared like dew at the last second. If this situation isnt handled properly, it will create an uprising. Even though she already said this Really? Whats your reason for doing so then? Yuuji still asks the principal in a rather calm manner. If were going to have a test summoning war between years, itll become a grand scale battle thats never seen before. I switched off the system for adjustments. Grand scale battle? Sounds interesting, but there shouldnt be such an urgent need to carry out adjustments, right? Thats right. Theres no need to be so hasty with the adjustments. But if you win, the facilities will be switched, and if there is a swap of facilities during the war between the school years, that would be troublesome, wouldnt it? Thats why I interfered with your war before you guys won. I see, this thinking is rather logical. As the principal of this school, this is to be expected. No no no, theres no need to be so humble. This is really impressive. The principal and Yuuji happily exchange words that I dont understand. Ehthats weird. No matter what I think about this, I feel that our long-awaited wish was prevented by the principal. Isnt that the case? Did I miss something out here? Both of them ignore me as I continue pondering as they continue to talk, Speaking of which, Sakamoto, youve become a lot sensible. Oho, its an honor to be praised by you like that, principal. I thought someone like you would be grumbling non-stop. No no no. Im not that immature. At least I know whats right and whats wrong. Yuuji smiles as he uses his eyes to give me a message. Ehwhat what? immediately, prepare, 4 dozen, bats with nails on. Im sorry. To be honest, I always thought you were a hopeless idiot. Hahaha, humans are creatures that grow. On closer inspection, I see that Yuujis eyes arent smiling at all. That guyis for real. He really wants to kill the principal. Un? What is it, Yoshii? Why are you staring at me? Do you have something to say? The principal notices me while Im watching these developments as she asks me. Wellas for what I want to say to the principal Hideyoshi, go prepare a shovel. The land at the back of the hill is rather hard. Ca, calm down, Yuuji. Youre showing a scary expression Ive never seen before here! The conversation that reaches my ears is between Yuuji, who has his back facing the principal, and Hideyoshi, whos terrified by this atmosphere. Looks like things have gone to such an extent that he wants to finish off business. Yoshii, if you have something to say, just say it. I hate beating around the bush here. Principal. Therere a lot of pretty red leaves on the back of the mountain during this season. I hope you wont feel lonely, so please enjoy your last trip. Hm? Why are you saying such things? Even if she doesnt know, shell understand the meaning of my words later. Takashiro-kun, your lover is in trouble. You should take her away as far as possible. Lover, you say? Theres no such person around. Im referring to the principal. Isnt she your lover? Oh really? Its really rare for you to joke around like this, my lady. Do you feel that this is a joke? Please say that this is a joke, okay? My apologies. Im really bad at lying. Takashiro-kun, even if you hand your wallet over to me, the fact wont change. Alright, you guys. Have everyone gotten their bats and shovels? OSSSSUUU!!! Sorry to make everyone do manual labor after a war. Please work hard! OSSSSSUUUUU!!! The situation is A classroom is getting more and more chaotic. Yuujis expression is becoming abnormal, and my minds a mess as I dont know whats going on. Hmwhat should I do here? Alright, anyway Takashiro-sempai, can you please take the principal away from here? Oh my, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. I didnt expect you to think of hiding the principal from your viewpoint. Yes. Once the carpet is covered in blood, it will be very hard to remove the stains. I see, this thinking is rather logical. Can both of you please hold on? Compared to that situation, can you please explain that theres really nothing between the principal and me besides a teacher-student relationship? Hold it right there, Takashiro. Did you just describe my life with that situation? Damn it. It looks like were going out of person. I really lost hope for someone to properly explain the current situation. At this moment, We, wellwhats with this commotion? The result of our summoning war is Himeji-san finally arrives in the classroom, being a lot later than everyone else. MissHimeji Mizuki After seeing Himeji-san, Takashiro-sempai mutters happily. Eh? Ta, Takashiro-sempai? Why are you here? However, Himeji-sans response is an expression full of doubt as she blinks. I understand, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, Miss Kogure. Since you two say so, Ill use this to prove who my lover really is. After saying these ridiculous words, Takashiro-sempai walks right at Himeji-san. My mind immediately sounds the alarm. Its saying that Takashiro-sempai is dangerous right now. Miss Himeji Mizuki. Is it convenient for you now? ??? Ye, yes. May I know whats the matter? Takashiro-sempai walks towards Himeji-san, and then reaches his hand out to her face. NOT GOOD!!! WATCH OUT! HIMEJI-SAN (THUD) KYAAHH! I hurriedly pushed Himeji-san away To me, this act brought about the greatest tragedy in my entire life. Volume 10, Author Notes Volume 10, Author Notes I am grateful to everyone for purchasing this book. I am the author in charge of this light novel, Inoue Kenji. With this volumes release, the main series has finally reached the milestone of 10 volumes. This kind of idiotic story could be continued due to everyones kind support. I know what I want to say next had become customary words I would use in every single volume, but I do earnestly want to thank every single individual. Then, even if I try to eloquently write a whole bunch of acknowledgements, it will look rather difficult, so I will find a topic to write about like usual. This time, what I want to talk about is a crucial existence that mustnt be ignored when a series like Baka Test is printed, the editor-in-charge. The editor-in-charges job, to put it simply, is to create the book. For the case of Baka Test, once I finish every chapter, I hand it over to the corrector, Haga-san will do the illustrations, the designers will design every cover, and the editor-in-charge will compile them all into a book. Saying this alone might make it sound really easy, but the work of editing alone is already difficult. He will get stomachaches while being harassed by the dates, get stomachaches due to lackluster quality of the work, and get stomachaches if there are many parts that need to be corrected. Also, he has to supervise the works adaptations into anime and manga, think of ways to create adverts, and help in all sorts of activities. He has work piled up like a mountain. However, even with such a stressful workload, when there is a block when it comes to the story, or if the author lack themes, the editor-in-charge still has to give suggestions. A while back, the editor-in-charge earnestly listened to my difficulties. Inoue Kenji : Hello? Editor-in-charge: Hello, Inoue-kun? You dont seem energetic at all. What happened? Inoue Kenji : Yesactually, I cant think of any good themes recently Editor-in-charge: Is that so? Thatll be troublesome After hearing my troubles, the editor-in-charge tries his best to think and settle this problem. At this moment, the editor-in-charge provides a suggestion to save me. Editor-in-charge: Alright, lets go to an okama bar then. What is this person talking about exactly? I could not comprehend what he said at all, and my mind went blank. However, compared to the infamous me who writes badly, the editor-in-charge is a superman who worked on this job for many years. If I can compile the conversation and calmly think through this, I will definitely be able to understand the meaning behind these words. Q: I cant write anything interesting. What should I do? A: Go drinking at an okamas bar. I do not understand! I do not understand at all, editor-in-charge-san! This is like asking what day is it today? and getting an incongruent response of prawn tempura. What exactly is going on? For some reason, I feel that there is a problem of whether the conversation is valid before we even talk about suggestions here. I snarked back regarding the content, and the editor-in-charge laughs as he says, Editor-in-charge: Ahaha. Thats not it. Im saying that we go to the bar to ask people about what they like and dislike about the characters in Baka Test. This might bring about some inspirating in you. I see, so that is how it is. The editor-in-charges suggestion is really interesting. If we go by a normal popularity vote, Hideyoshi will definitely get first in an overwhelming manner, but I will not know what kind of outcome there will be if we see things from a different viewpoint. Because of this, the editor-in-charge and I brought the character illustrations into the bar to get information. As for the outcomeI am sorry, but I cannot show it to everyone due to a limit of pages. Some of them even know of this light novel series Baka Test, so there were quite a few interesting results. I am really grateful to the people who provided assistance, so allow me to use this chance to thank these people. But it seems like every time when I write the afterwords, I feel that there is not enough pages. I have not said anything at all, but why does this always happen? Then, please allow me to get to the customary thanks. Haga-san in charge of the illustration, I was really shocked to see Takashiro being such a bishounen. He looks so cool, but is completely na?ve and useless. Is this really good? K-sama in charge of editing. I used you for material during the previous pages, so it might not be convincing to say this now, but I am really grateful for the suggestions you provided, the time you took to edit the script, and other things you did for you. I really feel fortunate to have you as my editor. To the designer Kagaya-san, thank you for often drawing pretty pictures. Please take care of me in the future too. To all involved in the production of the anime and manga, the bad parts I could not illustrate properly when I wrote this work was presented in easy to understand and interesting ways, and it really moves me. I am really sorry for not being able to provide much assistance. And to all the readers! Before I know it, this story has become a long-runner series. I am really happy that everyone can accompany me till now. I have read the letters and fancards everyone sent over. I will continue to work hard in the future, so please take care of me. Finally, I will make a simple synopsis. The main story is left with the final event. The direction of the story in the next volume is still unconfirmed, but if everyone can continue supporting, I will be very glad. Then, I hope to continue meeting everyone on the stage of Baka Test. Volume 10.5, Me and Brother and the Mysterious Bolster Volume 10.5, Me and Brother and the Mysterious Bolster Hows your preparations for the High School visit? Nothing much. I dont have a specific target, so I guess Ill be fishing around~ Me too~ I heard my classmates lazy conversation Keisei Middle School, student Kubo Yoshimitsu from class 3-C hopes to attend Fumitzuki Academy. I wrote my brothers school on the form indicating which high school I hoped to visit. Arre? Kubo-kun, you hope to go to Fumitzuki Academy too? Im the same too! Tsuchiya Hinata-san, whos sitting at the table beside me, opened her form after seeing mine. You hope to take a look at Fumitzuki Academy, Tsuchiya-san? Un. Onii-chan is studying over there, so I want to take a look. Is that so? I see. Arent you the same too, Kubo-kun? Im hesitating somewhat over my response. The fact is that our brothers are in the same school. However, theres a basic difference in reason as to why Im going to the school as compared to her. For meIm actually going there to check on something instead of visiting. Check? About what? Tsuchiya-san naively answered back. As for what, wellof course, its A family members shame. Recently, I found a mysterious bolster and blanket in brothers room. I want to go to Fumitzuki Academy to find out the reasons behind these items. And so, our school integrated an advanced education system The female teacher who was superintendent over the second years introduced Fumitzuki Academy to us at the sports hall. I had a little interest in this format, but half my mind was thinking of some other thing. My brother was obviously being overly happy recently. To him, it was a very good change, something that would be really welcomed. A family members happiness is definitely my happiness. However, Why do you have a bolster and photos of a guy, brother!! I looked inside the half-opened cabinet shelf when I went to my brothers room to borrow a dictionary. Before that moment, I never ever believed that there was no Pandora Box that was never meant to be opened. A weird change in a family member is a weird change for me. I have to investigate whats going on and eliminate the situation! And that is all for the explanation. Now, we will have the free trip around the school. The teacher finished explaining as I clenched my fist to swear. Also, there are a lot more people who wanted to visit A class, so we prepared a guide. Kirishima-san Yes, Im sorry for being late. A female student appeared in front of everyone as she apologized. On seeing her, the visiting students gasped. What a beauty How, pretty I think that person has the top grades in the year Alright, Ive decided to attend this school I can understand the cries of amazement around me. The student who appeared in front of us is really pretty. If she has the best grades, that means shes in A class toowhich means shes brothers classmate. So brother has been studying together in the same classroom as this beautiful person. But even if I say so Whywhy did brother skip through that person to fall for a guy! I cannot understand this at all! No, I think a lot of people other than me will not be able to understand as well. Hm? No, wait? Instead of saying that I cannot understand this, maybe I should say that the chances itself did not seem to be right? Yes, in other words My brother was brainwashed or something, right? My guess here may be ridiculous, but since this itself is not normal, I cannot pass up on all possibilities. To a certain extent, even if it was not of that level, was brother fooled by that person? Was he fooled by some guy with a unique interest or something? Tricked, blackmail, brainwash. I cannot stop thinking when I lose control of my thoughts. Alrightas much as anything else, I have to collect all information first. I have to grasp the current situation in order to solve this situation no matter what. Luckily, I just need to investigate on this person F class Yoshii Akihisa. I do not think that it will be difficult to gather information on him. I leave the A class group that is led by the pretty upperclassman and head towards F class. Ah, Kirishima-sempai. Your hand got dirtied by some coloring, you know? Youre making something? Amazing! In a certain sense, I did dirty it when creating something. What sense? I had some resistance when I said that I wanted to make Shouyu. ? Do you need red paint to make soy sauce? Its not paint. ??? Where are you going, Kubo-kun? Hm? Someone taps me on the shoulder as I look for F class. Ah, Tsuchiya-san. Arent you going to visit A class? I want to check on Kou-niis F class. What about you, Kubo-kun? I want to go to F class to look for something too. Nice. I was wondering where the classroom is in the first place~ Tsuchiya-san clapped her hands together as if she found a savior. Sorry to disappoint you, but I dont know what to do since I dont know where the place is either. Hm? Is that so? They gave us a guidebook, but for some reason, only the locations for A to D classes were shown. Logically, there should be an E and F class, so it looked like they didnt print something they dont want us to seewhy? Maybe Im thinking too much, definitely. If you dont know too, well just ask someone else then, Kubo-kun. Sorry The fearless Tsuchiya-san moves to a girl on the corridor to ask for directions. Yes, what is it? That person who answered with a gentle voice had soft hair andwell, Ill say, a very developed area for a certain female part. The type is different, but she has a charm that wont lose to upperclassman Kirishima. Wow, amazingI can see them even with the uniform on ??? Tsuchiya-san looked at the persons chest and muttered. I guess even those of the same gender finds it amazing. Ah, are you lost during your visit? Yes, thats right. The upperclassman deduced this from how we looked and our attitude. Shes holding onto a Tendencies of Prestigious Universities and Countermeasures, and I can tell that she should be a smart person. Where are you going? I can bring you there if you want? Shes kind, pretty, gentle, and has a nice figure. Theres such a person here, but I cant help but think. Brother! Cant this person do either? That will be a great help to us. Were looking for class 2-F. Eh? Our class? Our class? Ermmay I ask? Are you a student of F class, sempai? Yes, I am. The upperclassman smiled as she answered. I really did not expect this person to be of F class Then, lets go. F class is on the other side of the corridor. Its in the other school building. Tsuchiya-san and I follow her. So its in another school building. No wonder I cant find it around here. Excuse meare you Himeji Mizuki-sempai? Tsuchiya-san asked the upperclassman Himeji as we proceed on. Ah, yes. How do you know my name? Sorry for introducing myself late. Im Tsuchiya Koutas little sister Hinata. Sorry for Kou-niis usual troubles. Tsuchiya-san introduced herself, and upperclassman Himeji widened her eyes in shock. Is that so? Tsuchiya-kuns little sister, Kubo-kuns little brother. Thank you for taking care of our brothers. No no, I should be the one here. Everyone introduce themselves as we walk towards F class. We proceed down the corridor, and I can ask about what I wanted to investigate. Himeji-sempai. Theres something I want to ask. Yes, what is it? Then, what should I ask? Itll be too direct if I immediately ask what kind of person F class Yoshii Akihisa is like Hows everyone from F class like? Better ask in a roundabout way. Unwellif I have to say in one line, its that theyre all a bunch of cheerful people. Upperclassman Himeji showed no signs of malice as I could tell that she really believed so. I heard this from Kou-nii before too. I really want to see how its like~? Ah, were here. Upperclassman Himeji opened the classroom door. CRAK! All pretty boys in this world shall be cursed! Cursed!! All popular guys can go and die! Go and die!!! Thud. Sorry, Himeji-sempai, but I think the black magic club is using this classroom. Ah, no, thatseveryone from F class The mysterious group dressed in hooded robes was having a Massive Congregation in the shady classroom. What is it what is it, Kubo-kun? I havent seen anything yet. It might be better not to see it. I want to see it all the more when you say it like that! Tsuchiya-san ignored my advice as she opened the door. Hm? Visitors? Oh my, a girl Ive never seen before. Welcome, cute lady. This time, what appeared in front of me was a group of boys who invited Tsuchiya-san and upperclassman Himeji with shining teeth. It feels like the mysterious scene just now vanished without a trace. Kubo-kun, its weird to have tatamis and short tables, but I dont see any black magic club. As Tsuchiya-san had said, I dont see any trace or even a dust of mystery. But what I saw just now shouldnt be a hallucination. Speaking of which, the boy over there. What do you have with us? Are you the boyfriend of that young lady over there? Well kill you. Ah, boy. Do you want to play punching with us until one side bleeds? The upperclassmen talking to me seemed to have some agenda behind their words. As expected, what I saw just now was real. No, Im just visiting with a classman. Thats fine then. The thick killing intent faded off. My body will definitely be sliced into fine pieces and fed to the fishes if I said thats right there~, my girlfriend is very cute, isnt she? While Im in cold sweat, beside me was. Ah, Kou-nii! I came to play! ! Hinata, why are you! Tsuchiya-san spotted her older brother in the classroom and walked over. Everyone, get ready. Right! No, youre mistaken! The killing intent gathered again. I never thought that I would experience such murderous killing intent twice within 5 minutes of stepping in. Tsuchiya, its really a pity that youre dating such a cute girl. You shall experience for yourself the code of blood the FFF Inquisition has established. No! Hinatas my blood-related imouto! So what!? I feel that its important here. Wait, everyone, calm down. Leader! Why are you stopping us! Muttsurini undoubtedly called his little sister to everyone in F class to introduce us to her. Tsuchiya Hinata-san. Do you have a boyfriend? Hm? No. Nice to meet you for the first time. Im your brothers good friend, Sugawa Ryo. Ya, youre really cute, imouto-chan. What a coincidence that I dont have a girlfriend. Brother-in-law Muttsurini, Ill definitely make her happy! Tsuchiya-san was immediately surrounded by the upperclassmen. Whats with this class? It has nothing to do with the prep school concept at all. Well, even if you say soI dont have any intent to go out with anyone right now. Tsuchiya-san laughed as she said. Thats because Im busy with taking care of onii-chan here. Terminate him. Yes sir! I wont be caught by you! (Runs away) The classroom immediately descended into chaos. I stare blankly at the persecution thats going on as I ask upperclassman Himeji beside me. WellHimeji-sempai. Is everyone normally like this? Ah, noif I have to say, itll be a littlemore overboard usually My impression of a prep school has finally collapsed completely. Excuse me, can I disturb you for a moment? Hm? What is it, Kubo-kun? Sorry, theres something I want to ask. I wanted to ask the upperclassman Yoshii Akihisa himself, but hes not in this classroom, so I ask around the upperclassmen in the classroom. What do you want to ask? ErmI heard that theres a very interesting person in this class. Really interesting? The face? Why must you consider that before the personality!? The conversation cant even be completed successfully. Well, what is it that you want to ask about that Yoshiis face? Sorry sempai. I never said a single word about that. I dont think there is a need to describe him like this after a look from my brothers photo. Even so, that was the first name they immediately threw out. How is this Yoshii Akihisa normally being treated everyday? But youre asking about Yoshii, right? Yes. Well since hes famous, I thought that I should know what kind of person he is. I asked vaguely. An idiot. A rather stupid idiot. Ah yes, an unprecedented idiot wholl probably never appear again. My impression of upperclassman Yoshii Akihisa has been covered with regret. Erm, to be specific? During our first year, he splashed a pail of water on a teacher. At the start of our second year, he destroyed a wall. During the school festival, he even blew up the Head of Teaching Staffs office. Its already a big thing to splash water on a teacher, and yet he destroyed a wall and blew up the Head of Teaching Staffs Office. This is completely unheard of, really unbelievable. These upperclassmen must be joking, right MOVEASIDE(Glass Shatters)!!! DAMN IT! YOSHII GOT AWAY!! BASTARD! HES ACTUALLY HIDING IN THE EMPTY CLASSROOM!!! AFTER HIM! DONT LET HIM GET AWAY!!! WE MUST MAKE HIM SPILL OUT THE DETAILS ABOUT HIS OUTING WITH KINOSHEETA!!! Some weird noises could be heard from the other side of the corridor. Huh? Did I just hear the sound of windows breaking? To think that I can hear such noises during an ordinary life besides watching those Hollywood movies Anything you still want to ask, Kubo-kun? If possible, I want to ask about something regarding common sensenever mind. For some reason, I feel that itll be a waste of my time if I do so here. If theres none, well proceed to join Yoshiis execution team. Ah, yes, thank you very much. No biggies. Lets go, Fukumura. Right. We must make sure that guy ceases to breathe today. That bastard better get ready. The upperclassmen wielded whips and wooden swords as they walked out of the classroom. Its too unreliable to obtain information from one side alone. I have to obtain information from many sources to increase the reliability. Thats why I have to ask other people. I ask another male student on the corridor. It seems like this guy is from F class too. About Yoshii? What do you want to know about that idiot? Idiot. I heard that description about him before. However, lets hear what others have to say. Welllike what people of the opposite type he likes? What he likeshm From what I hear, it seems that hes not usually a good guy. Maybe he might be the opposite of how he looks in the photo, a rather bad student. If thats the case, his interests in girls may not be gentlemanly at all. I just need to find ample reasons to believe that he like girls who matter what kind of girls they are. I think he said before that kangaroos are rather cute. But I never thought that he would cross the line of species. Wellyou mean theyre cute as pets? Nope. Dont underestimate that guy. Kangaroos do stand on two feet. Thats really weird. No matter what, the standards definitely weird here. I never confirmed it myself, but that guy may have ostriches in his range. Ah, sorrythats enough. I found out that he probably has the defensive range of a center fielders catch For this kind of guy, gender issues and such are merely a small problem. I record the information I got in the notebook and look for the next source of information. Erm, excuse me. Theres something I want to ask of you. I call out an upperclassman with 3 braids as I walk around the new building. Yes? Im from the news club. Actually, Im researching on a person called Yoshii Akihisa-san. I raise the name of the news club to make questioning easily. I am lying for convenience sake, and I do feel rather apologetic about it. To this upperclassman I dont know of, Im really sorry. Yoshii Akihisa-kun? Yeah, thats right. In other words, thats Aki-chan! That nickname does sound rather dangerous. Why does he have a -chan when hes a guy? Does he somehow have the heart of a maiden? Lets keep asking anyway. Can you tell me what do you know about that Yoshii Akihisa-san? Un, alright! Aki-chansvery suited for maid and nurse outfits, the cutest kid in the world! The answer I got is far beyond what I expected. Let me ask, are you talking about Yoshii Akihisa-san? Yes, thats right. Hes a guy, right? Ahaha. I think its not common sense and reasonable to call Akihisa a girl, right? I dont dare to say anything here. Thank you very much for your help. Its fine. Show me the news report when it comes out. Yes. Ill definitely do so once it comes out. I apologized to this upperclassman in my heart as we bade farewell. Next, time to collect more information. I just asked people from the culture department, so this time, I should ask people from the sports area. Does anyone around me give this vibeahh, lets ask that person. Sorry. Can I ask you something? Hm? This time, Im asking an energetic-looking upperclassman with a headband. She has tan lines as well, so I guess she often hang out during club activities. I wanted to use the name of the news club, but this time, Im asked. Arre? You do resemble Kubo-kun, you know? The upperclassman in front of me stared at my face. This Kubo-kun would probably be referring to my brother. Is she an acquaintance? Well, its not like its a fact I have to hide, so Ill just answer honestly. Yeah, were brothers. Eh? Kubo-kuns little brother!? Inin that caseerm, Im Nakabayashi Hiromi! Ask me anything you want! Thank you very much, Nakabayashi-sempai. I dont know why shes agitated out of a sudden, but its great that she said that she can help me with whatever I ask. Ill just ask her directly then. Actually, Im investigated a person called Yoshii Akihisa-san. Nakabayashi-sempai looks like she bit a bitterbug the moment I said that name. Since you say that youre investigating, I guess that you asked others before, right? Yes. You should have heard about how ridiculously stupid that guy is. Thats the first reaction most people have. I guess that persons stupidity is not in doubt now. Thus, I better not focus on this information I already know of. For example, what do people say about him in the sports club? Comments about that idiot in the sports club? Yes. Like if hes very active in club activities or something? I think that idiot doesnt take part in any clubs It seems that this person called Yoshii Akihisa doesnt take part in club activities. Ah, speaking of which! What was it? Well, this is what I actually heard from others Please tell me. I believe that I wont be shocked no matter what I hear now. I think I heard that he had a kid with his classmate Sakamoto Yuuji or something. My self-confidence was shattered. Then, is this Sakamoto Yuuji-sempai a girl? No, a guy. Its already rare to have kids while being in school, but its even rarer for the other party to be a guy. Whats going on? This school is basically another dimension the way I see it. An, anyway, thank you very much for your help. Its fine. Theres no need to worry about this. I lowered my head and bowed. Ill think about the rest later. And, as Im about to leave, Upperclassman Nakabayashi calls me. Speaking of which, ermcan you please tell me what kind of person your brother likes? Sorry, Im investigating right now. ??? What do you mean? Im bothered because I dont understand either. I leave behind the puzzled Upperclassman Nakabayashi and move away. Thenthis should be enough, I guess. I write down the information I obtained into the notebook as I walk down the corridor. According to the information I got, this person called Yoshii Akihisa is this kind of person. Destroyed a school wall, blew up the head of teaching departments room. Is fine with anything with 2 legs, even kangaroos and ostriches. Very suited to wear a maid/nurse outfit. Idiot. Has a kid with Sakamoto Yuuji () Brother! I have no idea what youre thinking at all! How is this kind of person charming!? Therere beautiful people like Upperclassmen Kirishima and Himeji. This isnt a difference in level! Its impossible to have affections for such a person even if two people floated to an uninhabited island! The shocks so great it cause me to knock my knee on the corridor. At that moment, someone seemed to rush over. ? That was It was only for a moment, but I definitely did not miss it. YoshiiAkihisa! The source of all sorts of information came from there. Alright, I dont have to go around in a roundabout manner. Lets just ask the person directly. Its against the rules to run in the school. I dont really want to do this, but I can only ignore it. This is the only thing supporting my brothers life and my familys name here! I run towards where Upperclassman Yoshii is. I see him! It looks like my pursuit is effective as I see his back as I move up the stairs. Even so, Whats with this speed!? Fast is all I can describe this. Hes basically good enough to take part in track and field. Yoshii! Youre not getting by here! Just accept your death unconditionally! GO TO HELL!!!! The ones appearing in front of Upperclassman Yoshii are the Upperclassmen from F class. I WONT DIE HERE!! Upperclassman Yoshii kicks the wall and escapes with a triangle jump His specialty is running away!? He got past the crowd and disappeared. Its hard for me to catch up with him at the speed hes running. If I cant catch up Cant be helped. Ill just ambush on the outside If hes running, hell definitely be outside. I cant be certain, but lets wait near the entrance. I head downstairs and put on my shoes. And then, I walk out of the school. Erm, excuse me A voice came from not too far away. Its not very clear, but I do have an impression of this voice. ? What is it? Im a little concerned by it, so I turn to look at where the voice may come from, only to find a girl being surrounded by two guys. Hm? Isnt that Tsuchiya-san? Whats she doing here? Excuse me, can you please let go of me? The voice rang again. This voice definitely belongs to Tsuchiya-san. How noisy. We dont have much time to waste Im very busy here. And then, the voices of the crew-cut and the Mohawk-head can be heard. This sounds rather badwait, dont tell me Tsuchiya-san is being harassed!? I hurriedly look around, trying to find help. As for those who can helptheres no one I can find. So I have to go alone! I hesitate. It cant be helped. Im dealing with 2 high school students. Normally, Ill be scared about this. But how can I just leave this alone! Hold on a minute! I shouted as I rushed over. Huh? Those two guys look around at me after hearing the voice, showing very unhappy looks on their faces. Kids might end up crying if they see such expressions at night. Even Im scared by these faces, but I try my best to summon my courage. Shes someone I know. If theres anything, just tell me. And the answer I get is, Huh? What are you saying, kid They snorted as they stared down at me. And right after, TokoNatsu-sempai, what are you doing? ZUBAM!!! Upperclassman Yoshii appears right in front of us with a ridiculous sound. Eh? Where, did he? I really cant tell where Yoshii-sempai came from. There shouldnt be anyone around from what I checked just now. I inexplicably look around, and find that the window above me is open. Did this guyjust jump down from there!? TokoNatsu-sempai. I didnt expect you guys to harass a middle-schooler with those thuggish looks of yours. Upperclassman Yoshii says to both of them while leaving the shocked me aside. In contrast, the duo give back blank expressions on their faces. Yoshii, what are you saying exactly? I say, are you misunderstanding that we may be doing something shameless? Heh? Upperclassman Yoshii is stumped by their unexpected response. Let alone him, even I dont know whats going on here. Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? As both of us look puzzled, the pair continue, Dont tell me youre thinking that were harassing a girl here! Arent you? You got to be kidding. Why would we do that? Youre not popular, got high over it, and are regretting it now. STOP TRYING TO COME UP WITH A RANDOM MOTIVE FOR A CRIME HERE!!! Both of them roared at Upperclassman Yoshii. Looks like the thought processes arent a match. WHOLL DO SUCH THINGS IN SCHOOL AT THIS TIME!? WERE GRADUATING STUDENTS HERE! Both of them sighed as they said. Looks like its not like what we thought. Then why For some reason, that girls the one talking to us. How annoying. Its about time for lessons soon. The pair look bothered as they explain. Did Tsuchiya-san talk to them first? Tsuchiya-san, what youre saying? Hm? Well, I just heard sempais talk about hows Tsuchiyas new photos~, so I asked them about my brother. They wouldnt tell me what theyre talking about in the end. Tsuchiya-san says nonchalantly. Asking them what they said? In other words, when I heard please let go of me, it was supposed to be tell me instead of let go, right? TokoNatsu-sempai, are the photos from the Muttsurini Company? Shut it. It has nothing to do with you, right? How can we say this to an underclassman girl? Upperclassman Yoshii is whispering to them about something. Muttsurini Company? What are they talking about? Ahits alright I guess. Lets go. Really, why do we have to handle this at such a busy moment. Sorry for troubling you. Sorry for that commotion. ??? Ermsorry about that. The pair grumble as they head back to the school building, while we, the remaining trio, lower our heads. As we lift our faces. Speaking of which, why are you here, Kubo-kun, Yoshii-sempai? Tsuchiya-san asks us while looking rather puzzled. I just feel very annoyed here. Isnt that too much from you? Were here because were worried about you here. But unlike me, whos looking rather annoyed at the moment. Oh, its nothing. Upperclassman Yoshii doesnt seem to be overly concerned by it. Eh? Is he saying that he never thought much about it? ?? Whats on my face? Upperclassman Yoshii cant help but ask as I stare at him. I already feel annoyed by Tsuchiya-san even though I often interact with her and understand her personality, but Upperclassman Yoshii here doesnt seem to be bothered. Whats going on? Is this guy really a nice guy? I look up at the window. Even though hes trying to save someone, theres no need to jump down from there, right? Besides, shes a middle school student from another school he had never heard before. Speaking of which, it does seem that Ive been called an idiot more often recently. Upperclassman Yoshii scratches his head as he grumbles. That careless line he spouted out makes me feel that somethings out of place. That move just now was stupid? I dont think so. Its a misunderstanding in the end, but its respectable for him to do this just to save Tsuchiya-san. Wellsempai. Hm? What is it? Is it common to have such failures? Hm I question Upperclassman Yoshii, who then put his hand at his chin and muses softly. I think theres a lot of these He answers while looking rather sorry. Quite a lot. That means this guy often does such things. He probably failed a lot of times jumping out from a window, an act that doesnt need much thinking. However, he never doubted what he wanted to do. This guys always called an idiot because hes like that, always failing in whatever he does. As I think of it, the information I got beforehand lost its reliability. I shouldnt believe the rumors. I should see things for myself. In other words, there should be some misunderstanding about brother. From how he acted just now, I guess he really does like girls, only to be misunderstood. In that case, I need to ask him something to understand and get rid of this misunderstanding. Yoshii-sempai. Can I ask you something again? Hm? What is it? Ermthis might be too much, but sempai, you And just when Im about to ask the question. YOSHII! YOU BASTARD! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WENT OUT WITH KINOSHEETA HIDEYOSHI ALONE LAST WEEKEND!? IF THATS TRUE, WELL KILL YOU UNDER THE NAME OF THE FFF!! IF THATS FALSE, WELL KILL YOU FOR THE SAKE OF OUR FUTURES!!! The masked army of men come swarming down the corridor. KinosheetaHideyoshi? Wait wait! Its a misunderstanding! Both of us did go out together, but I didnt have any uncouth thoughts here! Two people going out? Uncouth thoughts? What are these people talking about CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN KINOSHEETA HIDEYOSHI!? About thatI cant say that its impossible! This sudden change situation is making things much more confusing here. But amongst this, I understand only one thing from that conversation. Kinosheeta Hideyoshi--> Damn it! Anyway, got to run away! Upperclassman Yoshii tries to run away in order to escape from the incoming army. Yoshii-sempai. Sorry! Im busy now, so ask me whatever you want to ask next time! Ah, its fine. Theres no need to ask. I stand behind Upperclassman Yoshii as he gets ready to run away, and grab him by the throat. ? Speaking of which, Im trying to run away, so please let go Everyone! I caught Yoshii-sempai! Please get rid of him! WWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!??? This guys a lost cause. Theres a lot of nice things about him, but this guy cant be allowed to live on if my family is not to be destroyed! Good work, Kubo-kun! Thats a great accomplishment! Eh? Wa, wait a second, you! Why? Whats going on!? Im sorry. Its my stubbornness at work here, but please deal with sempai. WHAT!? WHAT SORT OF GRUDGE DO I HAVE WITH YOU!? ANYWAY, PLEASE LISTEN TO MEAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! ITS DANGEROUS!! EVERYONE, ELIMINATE THE HERETIC! SIR! YES SIR! Damn it! How can I let myself be killed by you guys!!! I see puffing smoke at where Upperclassman Yoshii and the masked army were in the school. Im really sorry, Yoshii-sempai. I dont have a grudge against you, but this time, I definitely must I must at least make an apology as I bow slightly towards the upperclassman running around. Well, Kubo-kun. Hm? What is it, Tsuchiya-san? I just noticed it. Hm. Did you come save me because you thought I was being harassed? Eh? Im suddenly speechless. That, thats true, but how am I supposed to answer this sudden question now Bothered, I remain rooted as someone pats me on the shoulder. Hm? This is Nice going, Kubo-kun. You sure have lots of guts. To carry out a love comedy right in front of us so daringly. Yeah, you have a bright futureif you have a future, that is. Huh? No, thats not it! This isnt that kind of situationexcuse me! ALL POPULAR MEN IN THIS WORLD, DIE!!! When you harm someone else, karma will come right back at you. I understand this logic as I wearily escape with all I have, and my trip to Fumitzuki Academy ends just like this. Brother. Ah, Yoshimitsu. Hows your trip to Fumitzuki Academy today? About thata lot of things happened. Anyway, Anyway? I want to beat you up till your head gets shocked back to normal, brother. Wait a second, what happened at the visit today, Yoshimitsu? Brother, therere many pretty girls in Fumitzuki Academy, like Kirishima-sempai and Himeji-sempai, right? Yeah, thats right. If you can think that way, it means that shock therapy will work. Youre having weird thoughts, Yoshimitsu. Thats not the case. Youre the one having weird thoughts, brother. Yare yareYoshimitsu, did you go to F class during your visit today? Hm? How do you know? I know. Isnt your thought process just like F class? What!? Since you got used to it immediately, you might find this school very suitable for you. WHAT!? EVEN IF ITS YOU BROTHER, I WONT ALLOW YOU TO SAY THAT! On this day, I had a long overdue fight against my brother. Volume 10.5, Popularity Contest Result (2nd place) Volume 10.5, Popularity Contest Result (2nd place) Something I asked all the OKAMAS! Who''s your favorite type amongst these? 3nd So then, we''re now going to announced the 2nd rank! The second rank... It''s highter than the 3rd rank. The person can relax if he''s chosen here. ...(humpt) Damn you! It''s annoying to see you so relaxed! The second ranked of this heart-pumping pool is- 2nd place: Yoshii Akihisa Impossible...!? Yyeeeeaaaaahhh!!! The second ranked is our Aki-chan, Yoshii Akihisa. His hidden feminine charms pulled him down, so unfortunately, he barely missed 1st place. What''s with the hidden feminine charms!? I look like a guy no matter what!? Akihisa, continuously specifying your own gender isn''t going to work... Also, the comments we received are as below. *His smiling face is realy refreshing. *I relly want to make him cry. *I want to hug him to sleep when it''s cold. *Too bad he doesm;t have a breard. e.t.c. ... uu...uuu...... what''s whith the "hug to sleep". or the "want to make him cry"...? Oh, impressive, Akihisa. Your crying face makes you look rather favorable to others. Not too far from 1st ranked there! Who''s going to cry!? ...and it''s a fact that your smiling face really appeals to people. We also received some well-wishes messages after knowing that Aki-chan got 2nd. [I want to see him crying face too.] [Congratulations on getting second! I''ll continue to look forward to your crossdressing!] I don''t need such well-witshes! One of these is definitely from you, Tamano-san, right!? And so, we''ll announce the number 1 during the next corner! Volume 10.5, Me and Yuuji and the Dangerous Black Magic Volume 10.5, Me and Yuuji and the Dangerous Black Magic It was a very ordinary day, a rare time after school where we didnt have any remedials or detention. Hideyoshis taking part in club activities, Muttsurinis in some mysterious activity, so Yuuji and I are playing games at my house. You bastard! Watch this! So much for your petty tricks there, Akihisa! What about you! Youre just Yuuji! Stop oinking! I changed my clothes once I got home, and Yuuji was still wearing his uniform as were holding the controllers in the living room. Our characters are running around on the screen in response to the controls. Die, Akihisa! Sure kill! Total Annihilation 4 iron! I wont let you! I have my Total Defense Caddie! Yuujis character swung the 4-iron, hitting the caddie I used as a shield. Lets go, 4-iron! Send that caddie flying with Akihisa! Hang on, caddie-san! I believe your face block will not lose to a 4-iron! Yuuji and I continued to mash the buttons. On the screen, the 4-iron that was curled up slammed into the face of the caddie, and were fighting over whos able to mash better in this battle of strength. This was such a surreal scene. Offset! The screen showed that I managed to defend successfully. Great! Fufufu, you idiot! I can KO an opponent that lost a club! My character grabs the golf putter and attacks the enemy, and the thin stick that was meant to hit the ball lightly is swinging wildly onto the enemy violently. DAMN IIIIITTTT!!! DONT LOSE! STAND UP! STAND UUUUPPPPP!!! (Note: this is a golf game) Yuujis voice were of no effect as his character in the screen could only lie limp on the ground. KO. Player 1 wins! Alright! I win, Yuuji! Damn it! I lost! Haha! One big victory for me! Youre really strong at games, you bastard! Ahaha! Its really great to hear the cries of the losers! I got overly excited because I won. But its a joyous occasion whenever I beat Yuuji! How satisfying it is! As he saw me laugh happily, Yuuji says to me, Ahspeaking of which, Akihisa. Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! I continue to laugh hard as I ignored him. Is this game really meaningful? Hahaha! Hahahauaa! I bought this game while keeping it a secret from my sister, and it emptied my savings and also brought painful memories to me. Dont feel so disappointed there, Akihisa. This kind of thing does happen once in a while. Uuit was hard to raise funds to buy this while hiding it from nee-san Anyway, I switched off the game console first. I never thought that De Golf game for everyone was a Death golf game for everyoneI should have had some suspicions when I saw the label on it that said A brand new golf game where Knockout is the objective! in the first place Isnt it your own freedom to secretly save up money and spend it on games to satisfy yourself? If only I can get grades that are as good as others. Looks like youll be buying them secretly in the future for the rest of your life. Isnt that too much of an exaggerationhaa I let out a sigh and landed on the sofa. As I landed, something hard was pressed on my back as I heard a thud. Hm? Whats this? I stand up from the sofa and pick that thing up with my hands. It looks like its a bag with a book inside, so I look inside the bag to see what kind of book is inside. Ah, my bad. Its mine. Yuuji says as he sits down on the carpet. I see, so it belongs to Yuuji. What kind of book did you buy? Ah, its not mine. I confiscated it from Shouko. Confiscated? She was acting rather suspiciously in the morning. I felt that my life was in danger, so I confiscated it. Isnt it an exaggeration to say that your life is in danger ? I say that as I look inside the bag Make it happen. Real Black Magic. It sure does feel a little horrifying, a step up compared to the beginner course we saw before. What in the world is Kirishima-san planning to do with this I dont know. Im too scared to ask. I flip through the pages tentatively and with fear. As I continued to flip through them, I see what looks like a slip tucked between the pages. Is this a bookmark? Oh, really? I suppose well be able to tell what Shoukos planning from this page. Yuuji picked up the bookmark on the page as I pried the book open. The bright colored patterned bookmark that was removed had words all over it. let me see whats written on it This will henceforth take effect on the first day of the new month. The force will gather in form, and in other words, would liberate the yoke that was the concept of thoughts and emotions within bodies, and the souls will be complete free together with the flesh Yup, I have no idea about whats written on it at all. Yuuji, do you understand the content here? Nope, not at all. Yuuji said as he shrugged his shoulders. But since it says that its black magic, I suppose its like a charm or something? Its pretty pointless if you dont know how to use it. If you think that way, you should return the book to Kirishima-san. Since its useless if nobody can use it, Ill say that theres nothing to worry about here. No, thats another thing altogether. Besides Yes? That persons really suited for this kind of thing Oh Now that he says this, I understand. Kirishima-san does seem like shes suited for black magic. I see. So thats why youre scared of returning it even though you said that you dont believe in the occult. Youre annoying! Yuuji knocks my forehead with the book. Creak. The bookmark that was tucked inside let out this sound as it hit. Then, what do we do next? Do we continue with the game just now? Nn~never mind. Lets go back to that old fighting game. OK. Good griefmy moneys never coming back. Cheer up. I dont think theres much use for saying this, but were having good stuff for lunch tomorrow. Eh? Really? Yeah. We got some good ingredients. I see. Looking forward to it. We continue to chat as we load the fighting game disc into the game console. We spent a lot of time attacking and defending, and at the end of the day, my result was 24 wins, 24 losses. Nudge nudge. Nn I can feel my body being shaken gently. Wakeup At the same time, I could hear a wake-up call. Since nee-san is here to wake me up, I suppose its morning Uusorry. Ill go make breakfast first Im still in a sleepy state as my vision is still not clear, and I get up. Ill just randomly make some bacon, eggs and toast this morning As Im thinking of what to make, I hear an unexpected response. Dont worry, Ive already made breakfast. Made? Breakfast? Eh? Nee-san!? I was shocked, and my consciousness was fully awakened. Then ?Nee-san? I saw a beautiful calm-looking girl with long black hair beside the bedKirishima Shouko-san. ?????????????[s??O?Φġ̡!? Why!? Why is Kirishima-san in my house, and in my room!? Youre dazed? Kirishima-san stared at my face. Not only that, we can feel each others breathing here. Th-this is too close, Kirishima-san! Why are you here, Kirishima-san!? Whats the situation!? I immediately pull my distance away. Isnt she being too close and defenseless here!? Isnt this too dangerous!? In all sorts of ways too! Kirishima-san did not notice that Im all confused here as she gives me an unhappy look. Why must you call me that way? Yes? Call her? What does she mean? Just call me Shouko like usual. Yess!? I never called you that before, you know!? Or else I wont answer you. Kirishima-san pouts and looks aside. I dont know what in the world is going on here!? EhSho-Shouko!? Yes. I call out to her, and she turns around to look at me happily. You can have breakfast. I notice that Kirishima-sans wearing an apron over her uniform. It looks like she really did make breakfast. I-I dont really know whats going on, but anyway I-I see. Then, Ill change my clothes Understood. I thought of changing my uniform, but for some reason, shes still in my room. No, well, Im going to change here, you know? Un. I cant change if you dont go out. Ill help you change. !? No-no-no-no-no need for that! Really, theres no need! I immediately refused without saying anything else. Besides, this will really cause me quite the headache here! Do you hate it? I-I cant say that I hate it, but thats not right, you know! Too bad. Kirishima-san agrees readily, probably because she sensed my firm will. Then, Ill wait for you downstairs. Right, I under As she walks out of the room, Kirishima-san adds on, Dont go back to sleep again, Yuuji. Heh? That line alone allowed me to understand this unbelievable situation. Dont tell me it ended up like this Right now, Im on my way to school, and I havent recovered from my shock after seeing my body. My arms are thicker than what Im used to. My vision is slightly taller than usual. I have nice short hair. Its really impossible to believe, but theres no doubt about this. Im What is it, Yuuji? Right now, Ive become my bad friend Sakamoto Yuuji. No, its nothing, Kirishima-sa (Frowns) Sho-Shouko. Nn. Ive become Yuuji, and Kirishima-san is walking beside me. I still dont understand the situation, but this is the truth. To be honest, it feels too real for it to be a dream. I say, Shouko. Un. Today, II mean, I look like Sakamoto Yuujiright? ??? My strange question causes Kirishima-san to tilt her head. Damn it, I was too careless when I asked. Im too careless, and I havent even understood the situation now! Ah, sorry, just pretend that you never heard my question just now. Im still a little sleepy. Is that so? Kirishima-san nodded her head honestly once I corrected my line. Youre weird, Yuuji. She smiled at me as she said this. Kirishima-sans nice long hair thats swaying in the wind really adds charm to her smiling face. Ho-how cute! Shes already so pretty, and yet she has that kind of defenseless childishness inside her that makes her look so cute at this time. It really brings about a different kind charm from her usual cold exterior. I stare right at Kirishima-sans face. ??? Kirishima-san too tilts her face to look at me. Shes really too cute, so I cant help but start to think. (Shes a girl whos so cute, so devoted, smart and athletic. Is it really good for her to be with Yuuji all the time?) I continue to stare at her face as I start to think about such things, and at this moment, Kirishima-san asks me, Is there something on my face? No, its perfectly normal. I seeHowever However? I feel a little embarrassed when you keep looking at me like this Kirishima-san says as she lowers her blushing face. For some reason, when Im talking to Kirishima-san at a distance different from usual, it feels (As expected, I really cant take it. How can I watch such a girl walk her way to such misfortune? I have to hurry up and let her break up from that scum Yuuji as much as possible and fly a new leash in life. Yeah, thats right. This is my duty to execute!) Luckily, Ive become Yuuji, so I should be able to manipulate her evaluation on Yuuji. Theres no better situation than this. This will definitely hurt her in this situation, but at this moment, I can only sell my soul to the devil. This is for her own sake too. Shouko. ?What is it? The moment I call her, her innocent and pure eyes turn over to look at me. Those eyes are not seeing anything else other than Yuuji. She is only looking at Sakamoto Yuuji. She hasnt seen that Im Yoshii Akihisa, and her eyes are full of trust. This girl called Kirishima Shouko is harboring strong feelings in her stare at the boy called Sakamoto Yuuji. Those eyes are so pure that I didnt just say something that defies my heart. Do you like me? Eh? Kirishima-san widens her eyes the moment she hears my sudden question. Even so, she knows that Im asking her seriously. Thats why shes looking back at me with a serious expression. Yes. I love you the most in this world. She answers without a single doubt. Her feelings have never been shaken before, and it has been decided right from the beginning. On hearing her answer, I start to ask myself. Am I really hoping for her happiness? Or am I thinking in a way that will end up trapping myself because Im thinking in the wrong way? If Im really hoping for her happiness, I shouldnt trample on them. Im just trying to break up the relationship between these two because Im jealous of Yuuji. (Imreally an idiot!) If I really want her to be happy, I should make sure that these feelings are reciprocated! My despicable jealous heart should be secondary here! Thats right! Kirishima-san should have her own happiness, and Im the only one who can fulfill that now! Shouko! Once I made up my mind, I grab Kirishima-san on the shoulders and turn her to me. Yes. Kirishima-san looks back at me with a shocked expression, but it seems that she still sensed something as she looks right into my eyes. Were still high school studentsbut Ive decided. Once we graduate, well get marr UWOOOOOAHHHH!!! GUAAAHHH!! A sharp pain that struck my head and a large scream interrupted my whole-hearted marriage proposal. Ku!Who is it! Who got in the way of her happiness!? Akihisa! You nearly broke the biggest taboo here! The person who jumped over and landed has a blank look on his face. I do have an impression on this persons face, hairstyle and physique. Th-this is, menot! This guy, this idiot bastard is! You bastard, Yuuji? I came running here the moment I had a bad premonition, so its just as I expectedAkihisa, you bastard, does your stupidity have no limits!? Yuuji, you bastard! Just a step closer! ???Yoshii? Yuuji? Kirishima-san stares at us blankly as we face off. It cant be helped since were calling each other the opposite names, and its normal for her not to understand what is going on. Stop getting in my way, Yuuji! I have to do something for the sake of Kirishima-sans happiness! What a coincidence! I have someone I have to kill in order to protect my own happiness! Both sides killing intent continued to rise. As expected, this guy cant be convinced in any way. Since I cant get through to him with words DIIIEEEEE!!! Both of us growled as we punched. GOK. Blunt sounds can be heard. Ugh! And so, my fist hit the opponent directly in the face. On the other hand, the other sides fist cant even reach me and can only hit me on the shoulder. Huh? Anyway, I have to press on for the kill and punch again. He wants to use his left hand to block GUAAH! My fist broke through his guard. This, this is! Gu! Damn it! GAK GAK. Yuuji (in my body) is trembling on his legs. In contrast, I practically took no damage on my side. This, this is! Is this Yuujis physical ability!? Such amazing muscle strength, reach and toughness! So his physique is actually this good. Its no wonder hes good at fighting. I got beaten! Even though this isnt my body! Yuuji mutters with regret. You idiot. Its too late to regret it now! This is the final blow, Yuuji! Im going to beat you and let Kirishima-san end her happiness! But just when Im about to punch him, Kirishima-san! Actually, Yuuji didnt come to my house yesterday! Yuuji presses against my face as he speaks up using my tone. Ha? I thought hes going to beg for forgiveness, so what was he actually planning to say GUSH! Yuuji, whats going on? Suddenly, my vision went dark. Urk, whats with this sharp pain reaching the back of my head? Answer me, Yuuji. You lied by saying that you were going to Yoshiis house. Where did you actually go to? Creak crack, my skullcap is letting out a cracking sound. Wa-wait a moment. I really went to! Kirishima-san! Yuuji even told me to give you a good testimony if Shouko asks! Yuuji, are you, cheating on me? NOOO!!! This, this is bad! Its hurting so badly that I can only scream out loud! Kirishima-san, this Kirishima-san that was cute until now has become a killing machine!! Okay okay, thats enough Shoah, Kirishima-san. Yuujis saying all sorts of nice things because hes been cheating on you, but those are lies, so you mustnt believe them. You must punish him thoroughly and hurt him so much that he cant say anything. I understand. Thank you, Yoshii. YOU BATTER REBEBMER THIS!! GUUJIIII!!! Kirishima-san is so devoted, smart and sure has a powerful grip, and Ive seen them all for myself here. Akihisa, you better not make this mistake again after this punishment. YesI will remember this in my heart I got released from Kirishima-sans punishment, and I finally made my way to F classroom. We arrive earlier than usual, so theres no one else in the classroom. Just in case however, Yuuji and I hide in a corner of the classroom to discuss softly. Then, do you know exactly what it is, Akihisa? Yuuji looks at our bodies as he says this. I suppose hes talking about our current situation. Well, its kind of unbelievable, but have we exchanged bodies, Yuuji? So its just as I expectedI thought I was the only one who ended up like thisbut I knew our bodies were swapped once I saw you. We nod our heads. This is really unbelievable. Do you have any idea of what might have caused it this morning? It was too shocking that I couldnt even concentrate, and I ended up not terrified at all. I seespeaking of which, its shocking, right? Is it because youre shocked to see a different room when you opened your eyes? The moment I ask this, Yuuji looks like he bit on a bitter bug as he answers, Nowellits hard to say ityour sister came to wake me up this morning. I was dazed, and my reaction was slow when I realized that it wasnt Shoukowell, lets not talk about what happened next. What!? What did you do with nee-san this morning!? What did my sister do to my body!? Its fine, nothing happened. It was only seen. YOU IDIOT BASTARD!!! Its alright, I dont mind. YOU DONT, I DO!!! Why did it end up like this!! This idiot! Anyway, we know the situation now, so now its time to understand the reason this happened. Once we know the reason, we might be able to solve the problem. That meansgetting back to normal as quickly as possible And dont dig our wounds bigger. I never met you this morning, so the only time in question is After school yesterday. Ah, most likely. I suppose the only time when Yuuji and I could swap over was when we were together. We dont know the actual situation here, but this probably hasnt affected anyone else. In that case, the chance of a third party not being involved is high. Besides, before that I cant think of anything else other than Shoukos book. Yeah, me too. The only thing we can think of that could have caused this extremely surreal scene is the Make it happen. Real Black Magic. Book. Akihisa, did you bring that book along? I dont remember putting it in my bag. Then it has to be in my room. I hid it in that place when I returned home yesterday. I see, go over and get it thenah, I cant go on my own, right? Of course, its weird for Yoshii Akihisa to head over to my house at this time. Okay. Then Ill go and come back. Wait, Akihisa. Theres something you have to take note of before that. Hm? Yuuji calls me to stop just when Im about to leave. What is it? Be careful not to let anyone know about this. Eh? Why? Its not like before now. Since we know the reason, isnt it good to get everyone to help? Nobody will believe us if we say such ridiculous things, and people will call us weird here. Once we turn back to normal, therell be discord amongst us, and itll be really troublesome. Ahh, I guess thats kind of true. Lets get everyone to help out later then. At this point, Yuuji and I should be the only ones taking action here. Besidesif someone knows that our bodies can switch around, things may get out of hand. Got it. Ill definitely keep the secret. If the people in the class know, theyll definitely want to play pranks with Himeji-san, Minami and Hideyoshi by switching bodies with them. To Yuuji, the most fearsome thing would be Kirishima-sans action after that. But now I have to return to your house so early in the morning, Yuuji. Its really a huge relief in this misfortune that we came early. Its a good thing that we woke up early, and theres still a lot of time left in the morning. If I head to Yuujis house and come back, there definitely wont be any problems. Im really going over then. Ah, Ill leave it to you. I walk out of the classroom and rush back to Yuujis house. Yuujis physical strength is far different from mine, but in terms of endurance, theres not much difference here. I head over to Yuujis house to get the book, and return back to school. During this time, therere a lot more people headed to school now. This isnt goodI better return as soon as possible before something bad happens. Yuuji and I cant compare to Hideyoshi in our acting. Were already at our limits trying to pose off as each other, and itll be dangerous if I dont hurry up and return back to my own body. I dash through the crowd thats moving to the school casually, change my shoes and move towards F class. YuuAkihisa, I got the book back! I opened the door as I shouted. Ah, Sakamoto-kun, good morning. The place where Yuuji was just before this is now empty, and Himeji-san, whos beside the door, greets me. Good morning, Himeji-san! I greet her back and immediately run off to look for Yuuji. Un~ hes not here. Where has he gone to? ? Himeji san? Himeji-san blinks as she reflects on what I just said. This is bad! Yuuji wont call her Himeji-san, but What is it, Himeji? Ah, no, its nothing. I hurriedly change the way I call her; Himeji-san thinks that I just merely called her wrongly, and so she doesnt pursue matters further. That was close. I better watch my tone. Just when I was feeling cold sweat in my heart, Himeji-san smiled as she looked at me and said, Oh yes, Sakamoto-kun. Thank you very much for yesterday. Un, what is it? About Akihisa-kun. ??? Himeji-sans thanking me for some particular reason. About me? What happened? You see, didnt I say that I learnt how to make tacos yesterday? Ah, ahh, about that. I have no memory of that, but I start nodding like how Yuuji does it when he recalls something. Himeji-san learnt how to make tacos? And then, didnt you say Ill tell Akihisa not to bring lunch over, make him lots of delicious tacos? THAT BASTTTAAAARRRRRDDDDD!!! I worked hard to make them so that Akihisa-kun can eat them ? So thats what he meant when he said I got good ingredients, so leave lunch to me!! He actually did such a cruel thing without me knowing here! Bad kids have to be punished. Himeji-sHimeji. Yes? Do you know where Akihisa is? Once I find him, I better punish himno, my body will have wounds after that. Ill suffer once I switch back into my body. Once I asked this, Himeji-san puts her fingers on her chin and answers, UnAkihisa-kun said I have something important to talk about and disappeared somewhere. Something important? This early in the morning? With who? With Tamano-san. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Tamano-san, as in THAT Tamano-san!? Why is that idiot Yuuji walking around in such a carefree manner with a dangerous person like that!!? Doesnt he have any sense of danger here!!? Tamano-san said that shell show me once shes done, and she says that its her prized work today. I get it! Where did they go to? Where are they!? Judgment has to be left aside first. I have to stop Tamano-san before this! Before my body and pride gets corrupted! I think theyre most likely in the classroom. They should still be preparing I get it. Thanks, Himeji-san! I immediately dash out of the classroom and head down to find that classroom. Where is it? Where are they? I continue to run around the corridor of the old buildings second level, desperately looking for them. And then, I hear someones voice coming from an empty classroom. Then, Aki-chan, I want to take off those pants of yours. What, what are you doing here!? What do you want to do with me!? Speaking of which, youre unreasonably forcefully stripping me without my consent here, you know!? Theres nothing to worry about, right? Ive already prepared the clothing for you to change into. Dont you find this clothing extremely cute? STOP JOKING AROUND!! WHOS GOING TO WEAR SUCH AWAIT, NNNNNOOOOOO!!! ARE YOU REALLY A GIRL HERE!? WHATS WITH THAT ARM STRENGTH OF YOURS!? Over there!? BAM. I open the door and rush into the classroom, and I see the half-naked me and Tamano-san, holding a cheerleading uniform. Alright! I managed to make it in time! Thats enough here, Tamano-san! Release my body back to me! Nice, nice timing there, Akihisa! You saved me here! Im really saved here! Yuujis so terrified that hes hiding behind me. The victim here is my body, but even Yuuji, whos normally aloof, is really terrified. Eh? Sakamoto? Tamano-san is stunned she looks at me, the intruder who suddenly barged in. No, my opponents that Tamano-san. I cant be careless here! Tamano-san, your evil ambitions end here. Give up quietly in front of me. And return me my uniform! Im prepared to continue sharply, Ah, yes. Sorry I thought Tamano-san wants to resist, but she unexpectedly backs off rather tamely. Arre? This doesnt feel right here And so, she nods with a giddily happy attitude, Im really sorry. Im sorry for pulling a prank on the body that belongs to Sakamoto-kunEr, erm, be happy, you two. Finally, she walks off with her face blushing. Anyway, its great that things havent gone out of hand. Its a good thingbut whats going on? Something doesnt seem right about the words Tamano-san just said Akihisayou better rethink the way you make friends here YeahI understand Yuuji says this as he puts on the uniform that was taken off, and for some mysterious reason, these words really enters my heart. Then, what do you know? We finally manage to escape from Tamano-sans clutches as we return back to the classroom, and we open that book to check the contents within. Damn it, I dont think Ill be able to understand everything at one gowhy are there so many words there? We saw yesterday that the book hardly has any pictures and illustrations on its pages, and the cryptic words written on it are hard to understand. To be honest, Im feeling really dizzy just by looking at it. For some reason, I feel that I cant think well when Im in your body. How rude. But we cant look for anyone else to help out here. Do your best. Ahh. Dont worry. Ill try to read it during class. Its not easy to read, but if Im serious, I should be able to finish it all within 2 hours. Due to the horrifying experience from before, Yuujis eyes are not showing a single sign of playing around here. Tamano-sans really someone formidable considering how she managed to terrify Yuuji, who went through countless battles. In other words, we have to keep things hushed down before that happens, right? Ahh, we better watch ourselves around the gang we often interact withespecially Hideyoshi here. If were not careful, well definitely be seen through. Un. Got it. Hideyoshi, whos used to lies and acting, is the one biggest opponent we have to face. Hes not called an acting idiot for nothing. We have to watch out. Instead of saying bad lies here, we might as well avoid contact with each other. If possible, just run away. Okay, well do that. While were discussing, someone suddenly walks in. What book are you reading? !? We cant help but cry out. The presence that appears without a sound is, Wh-what the, Muttsurini? You shocked us Morning, you two. Its our classmate Muttsurini, Tsuchiya Kouta. And then? Whats that book? Muttsurini points at the black magic book were trying to read secretly and asks. Ah, is this guy thinking that were secretly reading some ero-book again? Its not really an important book, right Yuuji? Yuuji copies my tone as he opens the door. Its impossible to hide this book and try and explain with Muttsurini as our opponent here. His mobility will jump by many dozens of times if its anything to do with ero at all. Its best to explain that this isnt an ero-book. You see, Muttsurini? How does this look like an ero-book? I then copy Yuujis tone and show the book filled with words to Muttsurini. Then, Muttsurini nods while looking like he understands. I see. Its nothing big here, you know? Its an ero-novel. Not good. This guys brain cant be cured through modern medicine here. Thats not it, Muttsurini. This is a divination book Yuuji took from Kirishima-san. Right, Yuuji? Yuuji says as he gives me a look. Ill just have to follow his words here. Un, I borrowed it over because I had some interest in divination reading. I see. The disappointed Muttsurini drops his shoulders. I want to see a divination if I can peep into the girls changing room. WHY WOULD THERE BE SUCH A THING!? I see Muttsurinis shoulders drop again, and he returns back to his seat. Phewwe managed to keep it safe for now. Well be in danger if theres a naked illustration inside it If theres even the single hint of ero inside that book, Muttsurini will immediately try to snatch it over. That was close We still cant be careless here. There are tougher opponents to face here. Of course Im not relaxing here. Hideyoshis not going to be fooled that easily. Nm? Whats wrong? Its like you two have swapped bodies here, Yuuji and Akihisa. Hii! Hideyoshi immediately touched on the issue at hand the moment he appears. Hold on, hold on a moment! You knew without anyone saying anything? Wh-what is it, Hideyoshi? Why are you saying such a thing out of a sudden here? Th-thats right, Hideyoshi, what kind of strange thing are you saying this morning? Yuuji and I are so shocked that our hearts are almost popping out, but we continue to imitate each others manner of speech. Why, you say? I can see that your standing postures are reversed here. THE STANDING POSTURES!? YOU CAN TELL FROM OUR UNIQUE CHARACTER TRAITS!? Wha-what are you saying, Hideyoshi? I changed my standing posture because my feet are hurting! Tha-thats right. Me too. Umbut. Then, we have something to attend to first! See you later, Hideyoshi! Yuuji and I escape to the corridor together. Such, such a powerful foe! Listen, Akihisa. We mustnt interact with Hideyoshi no matter what, and we must avoid looking at him at all costs. Go-got it. Ill take note. We then continue to waste time, and only return back when its about time to start class. We continued to read that book in the middle of class intently (or rather, only Yuuji, since I was sleeping), and we lie down on the short table, pretending to be asleep as so that we wont be suspected. The morning passed by like that, and at noon break, Found it, Akihisa! Its this part! Yuuji takes that book and moves over to me. (Wa-wait a second, Yuuji! The name, the name!) (Oh, yeah, sorry. Anyway, lets check this out) Yuuji then opens the book and lays it on the short table. He opens a page that has a lot of long paragraphs that are hard to understand. Sorry Yuuji, please tell me the main gist of it. You cant even read thiswell never mind. There are 3 important points, so listen up, okay? Yuuji lets out a sigh, and then tells me the important points. Point 1: After sticking the talisman on another person, the characters of the one sticking the talisman and the one being stuck will be swapped. Point 2: The talisman will not take effect if its not stuck on the forehead. Point 3: The effects of the switch will start from dawn on the first day of the new month until the day of the full moon sets. Heh~ looks amazing. Is there anything else written, like what can be used for convenience Nows not the time for that! We have to hurry up and revert back to our original state as soon as possible! It seems that Yuuji has been skipping through a lot of parts just to look for this particular part. He looks really anxious here. Its almost noon break now. There wont be any time left if we dily-daly. Ah, yeah, thats true. The chances of everyone interacting with each other will increase during lunch break, and the chances of anyone else seeing through this will increase greatly, let alone Hideyoshi. We better hurry up and change back. Then, whats the talisman listed here? Most probably this one. Yuuji takes out the bright patterned bookmark we saw yesterday from the middle of the book. I see, so this is the reason? So we just have to stick these on our foreheads? Yeah, and well be able to change back. I see. Thats great. Its really simple to swap back. Ohthen, Im going to stick it. Hurry up and show your forehead. Yuuji looks really anxious about wanting to stick the talisman on me here. Here. Im about to turn my head over to himbut I remember after Yuuji entered my body, that Himeji-san noticed me and approached me. At that moment, the memory I have this morning awakens. You see, didnt I say that I learnt how to make tacos yesterday? I worked hard to make them so that Akihisa-kun can eat them ? !! I immediately dodge the talisman that came right at me at that moment. O-oi Akihisa! Why did you dodge? Seriously, hurry up and change back. Yuuji sees me like this and frantically tries to force me to change back. I think I can understandI think I can understand why Yuujis so anxious about changing back now! No, lets not change back now. Lets change back only after noon break is over. Wha! My unexpected answer stuns Yuuji. If I change back now, Ill have no choice but to eat Himeji-sans tacos as a result of Yuujis evil plan. But now Im Yuuji, so that means Youre the one going down to hell here, Yuuji You-you punk! When did you know about this! Your evil acts caused your downfall here! Suffer all you can here! Ill give Kirishima-san her happiness as a present while youre suffering. Thats great, isnt it Yuuji? In that case, Ill use force! Ill make you return everything I have here! What kind of joke is that? Do you think you can beat me now? Shut up! Thats my body! Surrender quietly! No way! Even if its your body, Yuuji, the heart belongs to me! I have my freedom to use it! And I continue to struggle as I try to escape from Yuujis hand holding the bookmark. At this moment, (GARAK) I think I just sensed something really good here! Tamano-san seem to sense something as she appears. Petak! Ahh The bookmarks thrown at her forehead while were wrestling. The one sticking the bookmark is Yuuji, whos in my body, and the one being stuck is Tamano-san. If what that book said was true Er, erm, Yuuji? Tamano-san? I worriedly speak to both of them. Yuuji and Tamano-san merely blink their eyes for a moment. And then, Tamano-san (in my body) pats the chest to confirm the current situation. U~n She mutters, Then, Ill be going off then! And in an instant, she turned and ran off. Eh? EHHH!? Wait!? My body! Sorry, Aki-chan! Ill take some memorabilia photos and return it to you properly afterwards! And all I hear are ominous words from Tamano-san. How is she able to immediately understand and adapt here! Even Yuuji who read through the book and has knowledge on this cant even respond here!! I, I wont let you get away! Yuuji! Hurry up and catch up with herDAMN YOU!! Yuuji (in Tamano-sans body) just turn over and take the bookmark to stick it on me. Th-that was close! Whats with this sudden attack here, Yuuji! Tch! Dont dodge! Yuuji (in Tamano-sans body) attacks while holding the bookmark again. Th-this bastard! You just want to return back to normal here, right!? Dont worry, Akihisa. Ill help out properly once I return back to normal! YOURE DEFINITELY LYING HERE! This guys definitely going to pretend that hes not involved in anything once he gets back his own body! As for why I know that, thats because Ill do the same thing too! How can I let you return back to normal! I need the power of this body before I return back to normal! I say as I use my arm strength advantage to snatch the bookmark from Yuuji. Kuu! Not good, I cant use my full strength in this body at all! Frustrated, Yuuji can only grumble with Tamano-sans face. This is the body of Yuuji whos extremely strong even amongst the guys, so theres no way that a girls body can fight against it (though Tamano-san will remove her limiter based on the situation) and because of this, if I swap into Tamano-sans body, theres no way I can beat Tamano-san in my body now. If the opponent is that Tamano-san, I cant beat her with a girls body. Sorry Yuuji, but you have to swap with my body if you want this body back. Damn it! RETURN IT TO ME! RETURN MY BODY BACK TO ME! I ignore Yuujis growls as I dash over to where Tamano-san vanished to. Good grief. Akihisa and the rest are as noisy as ever They cant remain quiet. Seriously there. Speaking of which, Muttsurini, youre the one in charge of buying tea today, right? I wont be going today. I see. Understood. I run down the staircase and head to the empty classroom I went to this morning. As I thought, she (though shes in my body) is right over there. Tamano-san! Return me my body! I hold my bookmark in my hand and approach her, aiming for the forehead. If I can stick the bookmark on it, Ill be able to switch back here! Just when Im about to succeed Sorry Mizuki-chaneh! ??? Ye-yes? Tamano-san used Himeji-san, who was called out when I didnt know, as a shield. Damn! I cant stop myself in time as my momentums too great. Petak. And the bookmark hits Himeji-san on the forehead. ! My vision immediately darkens, and a strong sense of dizziness strikes me. And afterwards, when I open my eyes I see Yuujis blank face. I was still inside Yuujis face until right before this. if I can see Yuujis face here, this means Here, Mizuki-chan, lets go! Eh? Eh? Eh? Erm, Akihisa-kun. Dont you have something you want to say to meand why am I there? A mirror? Ill explain later! Hurry up! Y-yes! Tamano-san (in my body) pulls Himeji-san (in Yuujis body) and runs off. In other words, Ive become Himeji-san now! Wa-wait a moment!!! I pick up the bookmark which dropped on the floor and try to catch up, however Ku. Ugh! I cant run quickly no matter how I tryjust like I thought, its really hard to move in this body! Is this a girls body!? Even so, I have to chase after them! I run around in this body Im still not used to. I, I cant increase my speed! I cant step off the ground strongly at all! And whats more troublesome is that Im already panting after a short while. Haa! Haa! It-its tough! I seeHimeji-sans condition has been improving recently, but her body was originally very weak! I-it hurts! Himeji-sans extremely large breasts can really get in the way when I walk. They will shake whenever I take a step, and when they shake, my chest will hurt, and my body balance will be ruined. This is the first time in my life knowing that its troublesome to have such huge breasts! A-anyway, lets use my arm to press it down I use my arm to hold down the breasts that were swaying. And then, my arms felt the softness of these breasts. ?????????????[s??O?Φġ̡!? Confused, I hurriedly open my arms wide, and I trip as Im unable to maintain my balance. Ah, waah, awawwawawawa! Hows this possible! Whats with this softness! The arm covering them wraps around them softly, and they can actually change shapes on their own! Dont tell me this is the mythical Is this the Tempur pillow!? No, wait! Why am I panicking here!? Speaking of which, I really touched them! I definitely touched them fully! Im really sorry here, Himeji-san! Theyre shaking so hard that I forgot that my butts on the floor. What are you doing, Mizukiyour panties can be seen here, you know? At this moment, Minami appears. Eh? Ah! I hurriedly close my legs together and tidy my skirt. Im wearing girls undergarments this time, unlike my crossdressing moments. Better take note of this! Can you stand up? Minami reaches her hand out, wanting to pull me up. Ye, yes. Thanks, Minami. I grab her hand and stand up. Minami? Ah, no. thank you very much, Minami-chan. I hurriedly switch over to Himeji-sans manner of speech. Right now, I better find a way to sneak past this and get over to Tamano-san so that I wont cause any added troubles! Then, if theres nothing, I will go first. Wait a moment. Just when I was about to run away, Minami pulls me. Whats going on now!? Im in a rush! Isnt the ends of your skirt all rolled up? Look, your undershirts all messed up too. Minami says as she reaches her hands out and tidies my undershirt. Im really grateful about that, but nows not the time for that! Really, why are you being in a rush here? Minami doesnt realize my feelings at all as she adjusts my tie this time. This is bad! My bodys really hard to move in now, but I wont be able to catch up if I waste time here! What do I do!? What can I do? Mi, Minamichan! Im really in a rush here! Nope. You still have dust on your butt. Minami ignores my concerns as she grabs me (in Himeji-sans body), preventing me from running away as she dusts off the dust on my skirt. Ku! This is really badI cant run very quickly because of Himeji-sans breasts getting in the way here! Nn? As I thought about this, the one right in front of me is Minami, whos tidying me up. Youre normally so neat here. What exactly happened to you today? Minamis ponytail sways energetically in front of me. Hm I observe Minami for a short moment. She has a slender figure. She has nice legs that look like they can really run. She has athleticism that wont lose to a guy. ? What is it, Mizuki? While Minami looks at me worriedly, I say, Ill take this body then! Eh? Ehh!? Wha-what are you doing, Mizukikyaa!! I stick the bookmark on Minamis head. After a little dizziness, I open my eyes to see Himeji-san. Alright! The swaps successful! Lets go! I can fight in this body! Eh? Ehh? M-me!? Wait a sec, Mizuki! Whats with this! Sorry Minami! Ill talk with you again later! I leave the puzzled Minami (in Himeji-sans body) at where she is as I immediately sprint out. Alright! Its basically how I envisioned things here! Its not as good as my body, but this body can move on its own freely! Speaking of which, Im facing my body as the opponenteven if its Minami, I cant win if I fight myself head on with this arm strength I lost my target as I wasted too much time, and I start to think for a short while. If I fight straight on, I wont have a chance of winning, whether its in terms of physical conditions or whether its the damage inside. But I cant say that I dont have a chance of winning at all The lucky thing is that Im Minami now. I have athleticism, and Tamano-san might not know that Im like this. If I can make use of this well, I might be able to get my body back easily without her noticing. In that caseI have to keep disguising myself as Minami here Ill pretend to be Shimada Minami who doesnt know anything and approach Tamano-san, find a chance, slap the bookmark on her and get my body back. If I use this strategy, even if theres a difference in physical ability, it should be alright here! Alright, Ive decided! First, I have to convince myself here. Ino, Im Shimada Minami. Im Shimada Minami, Im Shimada Minami. Im Onee-sama! Hya!? I let out a squeal after I unexpectedly heard a call for me from behind. And then, the other person latches onto me without waiting for me to respond. Where are you going, onee-sama! I wanted to have lunch with you today! The one hugging me tightly was the girl from D class who likes Shimada Minami a lot, Shimizu Miharu-san. Just when Im about to yell instinctively let go of me, Shimizu-san!, I stop myself and immediately copy Minamis tone. I believe its supposed to be like this. Mi-Miharu, what is it!? Im really in a rush now! In a rushthats too much, onee-sama! You actually forgot your appointment with Miharu! Eh? Appointment? Yes! Have you forgotten? Why-why would I? Of course I do! I answer, Really? Of-of course. I seethats good. Shimizu-san says this with a grin on her face. Seriously there, its only afternoon break, and Akihisa and the rest are still so active. Thats common. Well, youre right about that. (Nods head) Fuuthe teas good. As expected, I should just go buy some tea. Fm. Its good, isnt it? I, I say, Miharu. Did I, really agree to such a thing Yeah! I remembered it clearly! I-is that so Shimizu-san drags me by the hand to the empty classroom in the second level of the old school building Im very familiar with. Over there, she stuffs the female waitress outfit she prepared into my hands. Isnt this the uniform from your shop, Miharu? Yeah. I want to change the design for it a little. Didnt I make an appointment with you to provide suggestions, onee-sama? Oh, yeah. I think I did. Uuu! This is really a bad timing here! I have to get to Tamano-san (in my body) as soon as possible! Then, onee-sama, Miharu will change your clothing for you. Eh? The-theres no need for that here, right? No no no. since youre willing to provide valuable feedback for Miharu, please let Miharu repay you. Shimizu-san says this as she moves over at me while blocking the exit. Eh, erm Erm, Miharu? Your breathing seems frantic for some reason Fu, fuu, fufufufufufu! Youre really acting like an obedient girl today, onee-sama! Youre tempting Miharu here, right? Youre tempting, right!? Wa-wait a second, calm down, Shimizu-saMiharu! Her hands were trembling violently. Wha-what is Shimizu-san trying to do? Since youre doing this, Miharu has decided! Miharu will fulfill her desire today! I-Ill scream if you come closer, you know? Ill really do that, you know!? Im tucking in, onee-sama!! Shimizu-san ignored my warning as she leaped over at me with astonishingly leaping ability. HIIIII!!! SO-SOMEONE! SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME! Its useless! Nobody will come save you even if you yell with all you have! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And right at the moment of death, What are you doing!? Ahh! Someone barged into the room and used something like a stick to chase off Shimizu-san. I-Im saved hereno? Fuuare you alright, Mizuki? Himeji-sanor rather, it should be Minami inside the body, pulls the mop as she asks me concernedly. So cool! Shes like a hero here! I feel that its fine if Im hugged by Minami here Wait a moment, Mizuki. Thats my body here, you know? Leaving aside the jokes, is a girls body something that requires this much discomfort? I might faint from shock in this body that cant exert strength here if I meet some suspicious person at night. YoureMizuki, right? Minami asks to confirm again. Speaking of which, the one inside me here isnt Himeji-san, but mebut I cant reveal my identity here since I have to make Tamano-san show an opening. Lets just try and pretend to be as Himeji-san here! I remember Himeji-san talks like this. Th-thats right, Minami-chan. Thank you for saving me here. Its good that youre fine, but whats going on here? Minami (in Himeji-sans body) looks around, and asks me. Its over. It seems shes trying to ask me to explain here. Now, how do I start explaining things here? Just when Im still wondering about what to do. Uuits too much to interrupt Miharu when Miharu was nearly able to do what she wants, onee-sahuh? Shimizu-san, who was just defeated by a mop, gets up and looks at Minami and me in surprise. From the actions and tone, it seems that she thought that Minami, who looks like Himeji-san now, was the one who did it, and ends up confused here. Huh? Himeji-san? I thought it was onee-sama. Shimizu-san lifts her head up to look at Minami (in Himeji-sans body) Minami puts her hands on her waist as she says to Shimizu-san, I say, Miharu, you may not believe it now, but Im now Damn it! Its all over if she says something she shouldnt say here! I immediately leap over to Minami, whos about to explain the situation to Shimizu-san, and whispers, (You, you cant do this here, Minami-chan! Itll be bad if others know about the swap of bodies!) (Eh? Why?) (Well, what will happen if Shimizu-san knows about it?) (Theres a chance that my body may never return.) Its great that she can understand this quickly. ??? What is it, Himeji-san? Ah, itits nothing at all, Shimizu-san. Minami switches over to Himeji-san mode. Thats good. Ill pretend to be Himeji-san pretending to be Minami herebut this is really confusing. Ill go off first then, Miharu. Anyway, lets bring Minami out of the classroom first. Well talk about the rest later. Wa-wait a second, onee-sama! You havent put this on yet! We promised! Shimizu-san called me. I cant say anything here. Minami however speaks up for me. Wait a second, Miharuno, Shimizu-san. I did agree to provide feedback on the uniforms, but I never said that I had to put them on, right? Eh? Is that so? So Shimizu-san bluffed me here! I should have known that Minami cant possibly agree to such things here! I nearly got fooled till my mans pride got stained What are you saying, Himeji-san! Its all the same to Miharu here! Miharu even prepared so many sizes that Miharu will be troubled if these arent worn here! Shimizu-san says this as she takes out uniforms of other measurements. Shes really well-prepared here. Even so, I as a guy definitely dont want to wear such clothing, and if its Minami, shes definitely not going to be moved by such words. Just when I was thinking about it this way Well, they are really cute uniforms though Minami (in Himeji-sans body) says this as she says softly. Huh? Why is it different from what I expected? You have some interest in this too, right, Himeji-san? How about you try it on with onee-sama? Shimizu-san then seizes this opportunity to close in with the uniform. Ah, no. Theres no need for that. Its fine, you dont have to be so polite. Thats not it But just when Minamis preparing to reject Shimizu-san Ah, but But? It might not be obvious with the big breasts On hearing that, Minami looks like she trying to make sure she heard things correctly as she repeats, Mybreasts, are big? Miharu is so happy! Onee-sama and Himeji-san are both able to wear this uniform! We, well. Since you went out of the way to prepare them for us, MiShimizu-san, I think its appropriate that we help out as friends, right Mizuki? Ah, ahahathats not it though, Mizuki. Minami (in Himeji-sans body), Shimizu-san and I are holding waitress outfits. What exactly am I doing here ? Dont you know how to wear it, onee-sama? In that case, please let Miharu help out here. Its okay, Shimizu-san. Minami-chan should be able to put it on alone, right, Minami-chan? Ye, yes Its not my wish here, but Ive already worn many girl outfits up till now, so its not like I dont know how to put them on. I just want to maintain my pride as a guy here! But since this is the first time youre wearing such a thing, you should let Miharu put it on! Then, how about you put it on first, Shimizu-san? Well know how to put these on after that. Its fair to everyone after that. Minami acts like Himeji-san here as she tries her best to protect her own body here. Shimizu-san finds it a pity that she cant touch Minamis body, but she relents here. Thats true. Since onee-samas willing to put it on here, Miharu will endure this for now. And so, the negotiations are set. Then, please watch how Miharu puts this on. Shimizu-san removes her blouse and undoes the hook on her skirt. Wait wait wait wait wait ! Its not good for me to see this here! I, Ill turn away first What are you saying, Minami-chan? You wont know how to wear this if you look away. Minami stops me from looking away here. Im really troubled here! Even though Minamis doing this to prevent Shimizu-sans demonic hands from helping me change my clothes here Miharu finds worth in stripping herself if it means that onee-sama can see Miharu here! Shimizu-san says this as she removes her skirts. SHES STRIPPING IN FRONT OF A GUY HERE! Lets strip too, Minami-chan. Theres nothing to be shy about since were all girls here. Theres a concern of since Im taking off your clothing, you shouldnt be worried about this, Mizuki behind these words, but thats if the one inside her body is Himeji-san here. To me, this is not the case here. While ignoring how troubled I am over here, Shimizu-san and Minami have stripped to the point where theyre in their underwear now. Okay now, its time to change, Minami-chan. Alright, onee-sama, theres nothing to be ashamed of here! Minami and Shimizu-san dont mind as they reach their hands out for my clothing. Ill be killedthose two from the fighting clans will shred me to pieces if they know that Im the one inside! Hmthis ones for onee-sama. Miharu will take this one. This one with the largest chest size will be for Himeji-san. Just tell me if you cant put it on. Thank you very much, Shimizu-san. For some reason, Minami looks rather happy as she receives the uniform. And then, she mutters with a thoroughly elated voice, My chest cant fit inthis is really wonderful to my ears! Uh oh. Minami cant possibly make decisions normally now. Then, lets get changing? Its not Miharus intention here, but since onee-samas willing to change, Miharu will play along. Minami and Shimizu-san start to spread their uniforms wide. What can I dois there anything I can do to escape here ? Onee-sama? What are you looking around for? Eh, no, its nothing. So you really need Miharus help here? OkayI think I should get changing here! If I continue to resist, Shimizu-san will really do all sorts of various things to me. I hurriedly grab my uniform and cling onto it tightly. Dont mind, dont mind. This is my own body now As I mutter, I end up in a zen state as I quickly change my clothing. Its normal for someone with Minamis body to put on female clothing. Its slightly better to think of things this way. Are you done yet, Minami-chan? (Inside Himeji-sans body)Minamis voice rang from behind. Wha-what is it? I turn to look at Minami and Shimizu-san. They should have some clothes on nowright? Heh As she looks at the front, Minami cant help but let out a voice. This isnt bad the way I see it here Minami, whos seeing herself directly and not off the mirror, nods as she looks at herself here. I cant see without a mirror, but since she says its not bad, I think it should be cute at least. Other than the fact that the breasts are small Minami then pats Himeji-sans body as she sighs. Wah! Over there! Arent those breasts about to pop out there!? Its a rare chance, so how about we change hairstyles here? No. Theres no time. Dont worry, dont worry. Itll soon be over. Minami lets me sit on the chair and undoes my hair from behind. Speaking of which, whats going on hereI have to get my body back from Tamano-san here. What kind of hairstyle do you want here? Do you want to tie up from the sides or some three-strand braids? I dont know where Minami got the comb from, but she starts to comb my hair. She seems really happy that she can doll herself up as someone else. I think this is what all the girls who like to groom themselves would feel. What kind of hairstyle do you find appropriate here, MiShimizu-san? Minami hums as she asks Shimizu-san. Huh? Speaking of which, Shimizu-san seems really calm here. As Shimizu-san continues to look at Minami (or rather, her body), she seems unexpectedly calm for some reason. Thats right, itll be good to leave the hair down like this. I think its good to leave a barrette at the back. Shimizu-san seems extremely calm in the face of this Minami she really liked, wanted to see dressed up in the waitress outfit, and actually managed to witness this. its very good that shes not excited and attacking me now, but in a sense, I feel uneasy. ??? What is it, Shimizu-san? You dont seem very energetic here, you know? I dont know whether Minami has the same thoughts as I do as she asks Shimizu-san. No, its not that Im energetic here, but But? For some reason, I feel that theres something off when I started to look at onee-sama here, and I really cant get excited here. !!? Minami and I cant help but feel a chill down our backs. Some, something off, is it? Wha-what are you saying, Miharu? Whats weird about you here? Well, if I have to say it, onee-sama feels more like a girl than usual. Ah, ahaha. Like a girl, huh? Minami-chan probably wants to try a different style today. Minami hurriedly tries to cover for me so that Shimizu-san doesnt suspect anything. But what she doesnt know is that the one whos said to be more girl-like than usual here is me. But for some reason, I feel my heart race when I look at you, Himeji-san. (Shock) Wait! Are, are you joking? Minami hurriedly pulls her distance away from Shimizu-san. This is really a terrifying beast-like sense of smell here. However, Im still interested in onee-samas body! Shimizu-san clings onto me while Minami leaves. Thats why I say that Im really troubled that youre hugging me now! Are, are you satisfied now? Theres still something I have to do No! Its rare to see you dressed up so cutely, onee-sama! I have to take an innocent memorabilia photo here. Dont you agree, Himeji-san? That, thats right. Its embarrassing if other people see it, but I think its good to have one for keepsake. Why are you agreeing here, Minami!? You always wanted to wear this uniform even after saying so much, right? Well, Ill be lying if I say that I dont want to have a threesome photo of Himeji-san, Minami and Shimizu-san in waitress outfitbut Im really in a rush here! Lets go take some photos now! Shimizu-san is completely unaware of my emotions as she drags me by the hand, wanting to pull me out of the empty classroom. Whe-where are we going? Its embarrassing to walk around like this! That, thats right! The people on the corridor will be looking at us! No! We cant take any good photos in this dirty classroom here! Lets go to a place with proper facilities! A place with facilities, as in? Miharus classroom, of course! Miharu has already prepared all sorts of equipment there! HIIII!? Resistance is completely futile as Minami and I are dragged out onto the corridor in waitress outfit. Arre? The three of you are really dressed up very cutely. While were headed to D classroom in the new school campus, a girl walking towards us from the front says this to us. What fun things are you doing behind my back? The one grinning away evilly is A class Kudou Aiko-san. Normally, shes a nice person with common sense, but shell pull pranks whenever there is something fun to do, so we cant let our guard down. This is the uniform from Miharus family caf. Were now going for a photo shoot to make memories of love with onee-sama here! Shimizu-san, whos wearing the same outfit as she walks down the corridor, isnt embarrassed at all as she answers, Heh~ it sure looks very fun here! Maybe its because Kudou-san has nothing to do as she starts to have interest in this topic. Please, I really beg of you, Since its a rare chance, why dont I bring out the swimsuit used for club activities?dont come upOh, thats a nice idea! with such ideas here! Okay! I think my sizing should be similar to Minami-chan. The troubles continue to pile up like a snowman here. Itll be really bad if I wear a swimsuit here! Thats to be worn after I get naked here, right!? Minami probably feels that a swimsuit would be bad here as she interrupts Kudou-sans words. Wa-wait a second, Aiko-chan! Minami-chan cant really wear something like a swimsuit herewait a second, Miharu! Why are you stopping me here!? For the sake of onee-sama in swimsuit! Shimizu-san forcefully stops her. Let go of me, Miharu! A swimsuit or something similar here will be too much Ahspeaking of which, Himeji-san today looks especially charming for some reasonI want to keep this up Hiiii!!? Ugh! In all sorts of ways, Shimizu-san and Minami have lost it. Then, Ill go over to take them. Kudou-san uses this chance to get the swimsuits. What, do you think I will let you go here!? Summon, Muttsurini (flip)! What is it (DABADABADABA) I flip the ends of my skirt to summon Muttsurini (whos still bleeding). If I want to stop Kudou-san, I can only rely on this guy! ???Shimada? Muttsurini, who appeared instinctively, gives me an incredulous look as he stares at my face, but I dont have the time to explain things now! I take out the bookmark and hand it over to Muttsurini. Muttsurini! Stick this bookmark on Kudou-sans forehead! Something really erotic will happen KYAAAHHH!! as expected of your mobility here, Muttsurini! Muttsurini dashes over at blazing speed and sticks the bookmark on Kudou-sans forehead, causing both of them switch over. Alright! Now both of them cant move here! I use this chance to pick up the bookmark Muttsurini dropped onto the floor. Perfect timing, lets just use this chance to escape! Ahem! Onee-sama, where are you going!? Just when I was about to run away, Shimizu-san grabs me by the hand. Damn it! Its really hard to deal with her when shes clinging at Minami like this! Then, Kudou-san, Miharu and the rest here will go off here. Please come over to D classroom once you have them. Shimizu-san left these words to the two people who remain still after they swapped over, and dragged Minami and me away. (Drips)This, this is?Muttsurini-kuns body? Hey, Muttsurini. Thats my bodyah, Muttsurini-kun! Why did you faint out of a sudden!? Kudou Aikowhyarent you wearing shorts today!? Eh? Ah, yes. There are days when I dont feel like wearing themwait! Why are you asking this out of a sudden!? As expectedyoureally want to kill me Nows not the time to say such thingswell, it doesnt matter. I guess Ill use this chance to check on your body here, Muttsurini-kun? !(shakes head) Eh? No way? Of course not! But havent you checked my body here, Muttsurini-kun? Its time for my turn here. No, move your hand away from the belt! In exchange, you can do whatever you want to do with my body here, Muttsurini-kun? Been there, done that. Wait a sec, Muttsurini-kun. Hasnt it been only 5 minutes since we swapped around? Minami and I cant even resist as were dragged away by Shimizu-san. As we arrive at D class, located inside the new building, we can hear buzzing coming from within the classroom. Woah, the classroom sure is noisy. Even Shimizu-san is overwhelmed by it. As we listen to it, we find that the voices are mainly from the girls. The guys are mostly the noisy ones, so its kind of rare to see girls starting a commotion. Whats going on inside D classroom? Cant you tell once you go in? Shimizu-san happily opens the door. What appears in front of meis the vague scene of Yuuji and me wearing our gym shirts. &%#⣨T_T!? The repulsive sense comes so quickly that I cant even let out a cry here. What, whats with this unpleasant scene here!? Why are they revealing their chests here!? Why is Yuuji hugging me from behind here!? And most importantly, why are the surrounding people not vomiting in disgust here!? Kyuu I dont know if Shimizu-san has reached the limit here as she immediately faints with her eyes rolled back. Yeah, this is a normal reaction. Yoshii-kun, is this what you want me to help you with? Thats right, Kubo-kun. Theres no real reason, but I just want to take some photos out of a sudden. Ah, come over a little closerokay. lets start taking photos, Mizuki-chanah, no, Yuuji. O, okayI dont really know whats all these about hereheh! Uwahoh Yuuji and I stand beside Kubo-kun on both sides as we put our arms on his shoulders. After that, Kubo-kun suddenly cant maintain his posture once he was grabbed and hurriedly tries to adjust his glasses. KYAA!! AWESOME!! KUBO-KUNS NUMBER 1 AFTER ALL!! KUBO-KUNS THE BEST!! ''KUBO-KUN! KUBO-KUN!! The surrounding girls squeal with excitement as they on. However, Kubo-kun doesnt seem to understand whats going on ??? as he gives a completely puzzled looked on his face. KYA! KUBO-KUN! KUBO-KUNS SO CUTE!! KYAAA! KYAAA!! The loudest of them all seems to be E class rep Nakabayashi-san. What, what are you all doing, everyone Minami, whos spacing out beside me, forgets to act as Himeji-san now. What the heck! I have to end this nightmarish scene as soon as possible, even if its one second earlier! I arm myself with the bookmark, break away from the crowd and head over to my body. Huh? Shimada-saMinami. What do you want with me? Tamano-san immediately imitates me once she sees me approaching. Its not about Is there something wrong here! Youre doing such cruel things to my body here! I finally barely manage to swallow my grudges. No, Im in a girls body, and the opponents in a guys body. I wont have a chance of winning if I fight head on. I control my emotions as I try my best to imitate Minamis verbalism while talking with Tamano-san. Really, what are you doing, Aki? Isnt that stupid? Um, my actings good. I look like Minami herself no matter how it looks. Im taking some commemorative photos. I want to leave some memories of high school life here. How about you join in, Minami? Its rare to see you dressed up so cutely. WHO WANTS TO DO SO! I really want to say thisbut maybe, this is the chance? I can approach them naturally when taking photos, and Ill definitely be able to swap over! Theres no time to worry about the fine details here. I cant lose sight of my goal here. Right now, the most important thing is to take the best course of action here. Okay then, since its a rare chance, Ill join in too. Okay! What kind of photo do you want to take? Yeah. Then, something like this I time myself as I approach my body. And then, I raise the bookmark in my hand, holding onto it tightly as if Im hugging it tightly. I got this What are you using my body to do here, Mizuki!? Thud! My head got hit. Damn it! I could have succeeded with just a few millimeters here! Mi-Minami. I nearly made it! Its not a little bit here! Me hugging Aki in front of so many people, itsvery, very embarrassing! Minami tells me off with the appearance of Himeji-san here. Everyones stunned after seeing this Himeji-san thats different from before. Eh? Ah, what? Have I? Then I really became Sakamoto-kun here? Ahahathis dream is so interesting, but Ill be late if I dont wake up now Himeji-san looks at her own body, and continues to run away from reality as she cant stand this present truth. I suppose Tamano-san convinced her to help by bluffing her into thinking that this is a dream. Youyoure not Shimada-san, right? In other words, you swapped around again? Tch. She found out!? No, its not over yet. I can still do it! Swap around? What are you saying, Aki? More than that, how about we take a photo here? I give a is your head alright there look. Please, just once, even if its now, let Hideyoshis soul descend upon me here! Wait a second, Mizuki! Thats my body here! Wait a second! Whats going on here! Up till now Fmm Tamano-san sees me quarrelling with Minami (in Himeji-sans body). Stay confused there! Ill be able to find an opening here! Heh! my body flies towards Yuuji. Oh, thats dangerous, Akihisa-kun. Yuujis body cuddles me gently. Uggghhhh! Me enduring the urge to cry out in disgust. I see, so its Aki-chan inside. Thats too muchwhat kind of disgusting thing am I seeing here (KARAK) I spent so much time looking for you here, Akihisa! Hurry up and hand over that bookmarkUWAAH!? Suddenly, someone who looks like Tamano-san rushes into the classroom, yelling around because of this unpleasant scene. I guess the person inside is still Yuuji. Youre like flies flying towards flamesthe only unpredictable factor is right in front of me here. Let me tie you all up here and continue taking photos peacefully Tamano-san is giving off an evil aura. For another 3 months! How many thousand photos do you want to take exactly? Also, Ill borrow that cute costume. Its definitely suitable for Aki-chankukuku~ The evil god with my appearance is closing in. Itll be all over if Im caught here! Im not aiming for Tamano-san now. Ill go for the body with the strongest arm strength here! This one!! I dodge Tamano-san (in my body) and head to Yuujis body where Himeji-san is in. I think it should be easy to swap around with Himeji-san since she hasnt understood whats going on here I wont let you, Akihisa! WHAT!? Yuuji (in Tamano-sans body) runs over to get in my way. This is bad! Mein Tamano-sans body. Yuujiin Minamis body. Damn it, the strength outputs lower now! WHY DID YOU GET IN MY WAY HERE, YUUJI!? ISNT OUR AIM THE SAME HERE!? DONT KID AROUND, AKIHISA! THE MORE I THOUGHT THINGS THROUGH, THE MORE I FEEL THAT I CANT HAND MY BODY OVER TO YOU! Guu! As expected of Yuuji! He sure thinks fast. The reason Yuujis stopping me is that if I enter Yuujis body and get my own body back with my arm strength TAMANO WILL END UP OCCUPYING MY BODY HERE, YOU FOOL! I wont be able to defeat Yuuji in physical strength, and once I recover, Ill definitely be forced to retreat. If this isnt handled well, my body will be taken by Tamano-san again. If I ignore Yuuji here, Ill probably have to use my all just to swap Himeji-san and Minami back. Yuujis body? Ahh, cant he just change back after I spit on him? Listen up, Akihisa. Change my body back first. This is the best choice. Yuuji, whos changed into Minami now, says this, Uu Its true that Yuujis proposal is the safest. Once he changes back, the rest can be handled through strength. My body, and Himeji-san and Minamis can change back after that. However, I cant trust this guy at all! Relax, Akihisa. Ill definitely help once we promise to work together. How many times did I not keep my word? You did, lots of promises in fact. Dont sweat the small details here. These details are very important to me. However, nows not the time to worry about that. Damn it! Isnt there any other way now! Looks like you understand now, Akihisa. Yuuji smiles confidently. Even though he has Minamis face now, that thoroughly primitive feeling feels just like Yuuji. I wont let you, Aki-chan, Sakamoto-kun! I still have a lot of things I want to do! Mizuki-chan, help me catch these two! Eh? But Dont you always want to fight alongside Aki-chan? You can do so now, even though it only looks that way. That, but thats Its fine. Its just a dream here! This kind of thing cant possibly happen in reality, right? This is, a dream Right, its all a dream! Just do whatever you want to do and wake up completely refreshed here! Is that soI understand! And just like that, Himeji-sans tricked by Tamano-sans sly words. Therere two enemiesYuujis body and mine, and in contrast, were two girls hereTamano-san and Minamis bodies. There has to be a limit to the number of disadvantages we can have. Even so, Yuuji and I get into position as we get ready to fight back. Isnt it fun there, Himeji, Tamano? I wont act like youre still girls heretodays a really special day, so get ready. Yuuji, whos in Minamis body, says this as he undoes the shirt buttons so that he can fight easily, and shakes aside the hair that lands on the shoulders. Youre now guys, right? I wont hold back anymore. I tie Tamano-sans long hair behind so that it wont get in my way, and clamp it down with the hairpin at the front. Tamano-sans probably overwhelmed by our pressure as she futilely tries to bluff her way. It, its impossible for us to lose here! Were stronger here, and we have longer limbs! Thats true. In terms of strength and attack range, we have no chance of winning at all. But these arent everything. We may be weak, and our reach is small, but it doesnt mean well definitely lose! Lets go, Yuuji. We have the advantage in terms of experience. We wont lose to them. Oh, you two, bring it on. Ill teach you that this world isnt na?ve enough that you can win through brute strength alone. Yuuji, with Minamis appearance now, coolly gets into position now. Im already used to fighting strong enemies with weaker strength. The difference in strength-in the summoned beasts battles are much bigger as compared to now. Uu! It, its alright, Mizuki-chan! Well win if we grab them! Lets go! Tamano-san still tries to step forward. And so, Ermsorry, but I cant move here Eh? We look towards where the voice came from, and find Himeji-san (in Yuujis body) restrained by the arm. I found Yuujis body. I never thought that it would be in D class. Kirishima-san skillfully grabs Yuujis arm. Erm, Shouko-chan? Its important now, so can you please let go Its alright. It wont hurt if you dont resist. Kirishima-san says as she takes out a piece of paper. Ill leave the fingerprint to you, Mizuki. Erm, I agree to have Kirishima Shouko as my wife, and we swear to live together from this day on? Is this an oath? BUWAH!? Yuuji beside me spat out. Huh!? Did Kirishima-san just now say Mizuki to Yuujis body? How does she know!? I never thought that the book was actually real. This is really a happy miscalculation. Kirishima-san pins Himeji-san (in Yuujis body) as she says this softly. She actually noticed that everyone swapped aroundas expected of the owner of the book. However NICE CHANCE, YUUJI! ITS TWO VS ONE! WHY ARE YOU JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR OWN THING!!? WA-WAIT A SECOND, HIMEJI! ILL SAVE YOU Nn~Well, its a dream. Lets just fulfill Shouko-chans wish here Thank you, Mizuki. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! The thumb of Yuujis body presses onto the ink slab. The thumbs about to press onto the document. At this moment Seriously, you peoplehow about you revert back to normal before Ironman starts growling? Hideyoshi appears with that black magic book and rips out the pages. Eh? And then, our sights turn dark as dizziness set in. This, this feeling is Un Oh, youre awake now, Akihisa. I widened my eyes and saw Hideyoshis face in front of me. Ah, Hideyoshi. Ermhuh? My body Looks like youre back to normal now. Im relieved here. Its just like what Hideyoshi said. Ive returned to this familiar body Im used to. Lets retreat before anything troublesome happens. Hideyoshi stands up, wanting to leave D classroom. Ah, wait, Hideyoshi! What is it? What happened just now? What did you do? I fainted after Hideyoshi appeared, and when I recovered, I reverted back to normal. What exactly happened here? That strange book of yours had a recovery method written inside it, and Id just followed through with it. You swapped around with many people, right? Heh? Recovery method? The page you guys opened had it written. Hideyoshi said in a rather absent-minded tone. Isnt there such a method to turn everyone back to normal without so much trouble here!? Yuuji you idiot! You could have solved things if you read it through carefully! Its because youre scared of Himeji-sans homemade tacos that things ended up like this!Well, I suppose Im at fault for not reading the book carefully too But you really believe that we swapped around, and not think that its a lie here. Muuyeah. Its true that its so ridiculous its unbelievablebut your appearance and inside were all so messed up that I could sense it. We never actually talked to Hideyoshi much today! How is he so sharp here!? Or rather, I understood what was going on after reading the book. I just felt that it all makes sense here. Muuis that soI myself wont believe in a swap around or something, but Ill be able to understand if I understand things from Hideyoshis viewpoint, I guess? Well, it doesnt matter now. I manage to recover thanks to you, Hideyoshi. Youve been a great help. Either way, things are solved because of Hideyoshi here. Thank goodness. Um. Then, leaving aside that. Akihisa Hm? Did you do anything to Minami? Eh? Whats with that out of a sudden? Erm, well ??? Because shes giving off a killing intent behind you now, so Im wondering if you did anything here. Eh? Hey~ Aki~ can you please come over for a while? And right behind my back, at a very close position, the call that seems to ring from hell came. Ah, I might end up dead here. What, what is it, Minami? Something important you want to say? Im so terrified that I dont even dare to look behind as I ask. Its nothing, not something really important here. Is-is that so? Its not something important, right? Thats good, then next time Un. Thats because I decided that Ill kill you no matter what you do. WAIT A SECOND, MINAMI! I FEEL THIS CONVERSATION IS VERY IMPORTANT! Oh? Then let me ask hereyou were the one inside my body when we were changing, right? Its pointless to say its not now. Anyway, it might be a little better to answer honestly and ask for forgiveness now. Ye-yeah Is that soI see. So youve seen my body, Mizuki and Miharus and touched them just now. But listen to me, Minami! Yes yes. Youre really an honest kid, Aki. Theres a complicated reason for this here And as a reward for your honestly, Ill give you a it hurts it hurts here, okay? It hurts it hurts!? Whats that!? Theres no cuteness shown here at all! Just the massacre element being multiplied here!? And then, a it''s high, it''s high to follow after that. That it''s high, it''s high is too scary after those words before. WAIT, STOPNOOOOOOO!!!! And just like that, my miserable experience ends up finishing off these many mishaps. Speaking of which, that was really cool~ Yeah. Its that Ill teach you that this world isnt na?ve enough that you can win through brute strength alone line, right? She said that so fearlessly even with that Sakamoto as the opponent! Thats the best! That persons F class Shimada Minami-san right? Ive fallen for her! Me too! This is the first time my heart races when I see someone of the same gender here! And without anyone knowing, this left a small impression amongst the girls of D class. Volume 10.5, Popularity Contest Result (1st place) Volume 10.5, Popularity Contest Result (1st place) Something I asked all the OKAMAS! Who''s your favorite type amongst these? 2nd 3nd We kept everyone waiting! we''re going to announce first place here! Hey, Tamano... Yes. What is it, Sakamoto-kun? This should be enough, right? Besides, a comparison of popularity is meaningless. No mater how many people like us, we can continue to live on with our lives. You''re too ugly, Yuuji! What!? Okey, you can continue now, Tamanno-san. Understood. So then, the winner of first ranked here is- 1st Place: Sakamoto Yuuji Gyaahhhh!!! As Expected! Highly rated in terms of physique, heir-style and face, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun is the undisputed winner of this grand prix! As expected- If it''s between Hideyoshi and Yuuji- There''s an 80%-90% chance of it being Yuuji. un... I lost to Yuuji''s manliness. And also, we''ve received the following comments. Censored. etc. ... and so that''s how it is. What? What the heck was said about me!? Why didn''t you hide them neatly at all!? Eh... for some reason, I feel that we''ll reach an unbelievable world if we know. ...A dangerous feeling. The world is so big. I.m very happy about the world I''m in right now! These are the top 3 ranking of the popularity contest. So then, everyone, let''s meet again if we have the chance. There''s a chance for a next meeting-!? Volume 10.5, Me and the Future and Summoned Beasts Volume 10.5, Me and the Future and Summoned Beasts Uunn ? Whats with you guys? Why are you looking so troubled? Its rare to see you look so serious. What happened? On a day after school, Yuuji, Muttsurini and I were bothered over something, and Minami, Hideyoshi and Himeji-san came over to us. Well, about this, were wondering what to do I handed over the one responsible for my troubles over to Himeji-san. Ah, its the Career Aspiration Questionnaire? Yeah. The Career Aspiration Questionnaire is about what we want to do after we graduate from High School, and it is something important that will affect our lives, and also something bothering me. What do you mean by youre wondering? Youre not going to further your studies? Minami asked with disbelief. Fumitzuki Gakuen is a prep school after all, and as Minami said, most of us will write that were continuing our studies. Id thought you would write that youll continue your studies, Yuuji. Well, thats what I thought too. But if I write that Im going to further my studies, I should at least write the schools name? Of course. If youre going to further your studies, you have to write the school you wish to enter and the subjects, or so I heard. Im really wondering how Im going to write this here Yuuji sighed softly. Besides furthering our studies, we also have to choose what jobs we want. It feels really difficult for me. Im not the only one bothered about this. Akihisa too is troubled over which seaside tree to choose. Wait, Yuuji, dont just add an option hanged in the forest in my progress options there! I guess Ironman will be shocked if he receives this piece from me that has the words Choice of University: Sakaeou University, Place you wish to work at: Haseda Trading, Place you wish to be hung at: Fuji Forest. I suppose we should leave aside such useless talk for now. Were troubled because of this. Hmmif you really dont know what to write, how about you write down what you want first before changing it later? I think you can write until your 3rd wish, right? No, were hoping that we can write until the 15th wish. Isnt that too much? In other words, 3 wishes alone wont be able to include our wishes completely. That Ironman! He should die ten thousand deaths for lumping me together with Yuuji and Muttsurini! If you have to write 15 wishes, its no wonder that its hard. Yeah. And we have to hand it over to that Ironman. If we are to write something weird, well be punished by the iron fist and forced to rewrite. Its going to be an endless suffering for us. Good grief Speaking of which, have you finished writing, Hideyoshi? I decided to ask Hideyoshi for reference. From what they said, I guess that Himeji-san and Minami are going to continue their studies, but what about Hideyoshi? Hm? I havent written anything yet, but I do know what I want to do in the future. Thats why Im not lost about anything. Is that so? Thats good. If were talking about Hideyoshi, it has to be acting. Hes definitely going to put that as his career path. At this point, I really envy those who wont be lost because they have a clear goal. As she sees me looking this troubled, Minami claps her hands together and says, In that case, how about you choose something you want to do as your career path, Aki? What I want to do? Yeah. Isnt it good to consider whether you want to further your studies or to work first? What interests do you have, Akihisa-kun? Once the girls said this, I start to think for a while. Interests, interestsas for what I like, Ill say, Something like manga and games. I like playing games a lot, but if I am to say what I really like most. Fma mangaka or something similar? Or a game designer. That can work. It has nothing to do with manga and games, but you can be quite the chef, you know, Aki? Himeji-san and the rest listed out the options. Fm fm, I see. In other words, in the future, Ill become An ero-mangaka, an ero gamer designer, an ero-chef. One of thosewait, why are they all related to ero!? Arent these all your wishes, Muttsurini!? !!(Shakes head wildly) And whats with that ero-chef especially? Is that a chef that will use an erotic-looking radish with the shape of feet to cook? Yuuji looks like hes lecturing Muttsurini as he says, Oi oi, Muttsurini, this can be considered something that will affect your life, you know? You have to treat it seriously. Im already serious here. Thats very problematic too. I ignore Muttsurini and turn towards Yuuji, Then, Akihisa. Hm? Honestly, which middle school do you want to enter? YOU WANT A FIGHT, DONT YOU!? ILL GIVE YOU AN ALL-OUT FIGHT IF YOU WANT, YOU DAMNED BASTARD! Aki and Hazuki in the same gradeas a sister, Im really thankful for that. Before that, you should pity me as a friend here, Minami! They are really friends who arent worth making. Ahahawell, leaving aside Akihisa-kunwhat do you want to do in the future, Tsuchiya-san? Nuphotographer. (He wanted to say nude cameraman there.) (He wanted to say nude cameraman there, right?) (He wanted to say nude cameraman there, didnt he.) Our thoughts were in sync. Well, Tsuchiya-kunI suppose you should write something to explain if you want to hand this questionnaire over to the teacher. ! (Shakes head violently) Its just like what Himeji-san said. Muttsurini has to maintain a good image. What you want to do is a problem itself, Muttsurini. But I do feel that its good that you have a clear idea of what you want to do. Yuuji looked over at Muttsurini and me as he said this. Speaking of which, dont you have any interests, Sakamoto-kun? Un? I see, as for me. Like this. We receive the paper that was handed over, and start to read. First wish: groom. Second wish: husband. Third wish: loving couple. Fourth wish: Newly weds. Fifth wish: Kirishima Yuuji. Sixth wish: Belongs to Shouko forever. Etc. What about that, Sakamoto? Didnt you decide on your career path already? Really there. Why are you saying that youre envious of others? I really envy you. ARE YOU ALL SERIOUS HERE!? Yuujis career aspiration questionnaire was already filled up by Kirishima-san neatly without us knowing. Shes really a nice girl who pays attention to details. Ah, Shouko-chan, youre here. Un. Kirishima-san appeared without warning, and we completely accepted that. To me, this is a common part of my daily life, so theres nothing strange about that at all. What are you doing here, Shouko? Yuuji continued to keep his guard as he asked unhappily. Kirishima-san did not care about Yuujis attitude as she said adamantly, To check on my career progress. Its really amazing that she can say that while holding Yuujis career aspiration questionnaire. Seriously, youve been quick at these kinds of things ever since the past! Because it is something important. As we stare at them, Minami suddenly narrows her eyes. HmI see. So Sakamotos not worrying about what to choose for the career path, but how to keep it a secret, huh? Ah, so thats why Sakamoto-kun is troubled over how to write this. Speaking of which, he hasn''t been worrying about what schools he will write, but what to write. So thats why. What? So youve been worrying about that kind of thing, Yuuji? Shut up. Im worrying about my future too. Its useless. Mother-in-law will inform everyone about it. You even thought about a countermeasure for that!? Its impossible for Yuuji to hide his career progression from his parents and Kirishima-san, but hes still trying his best to think for his own freedom in life. Anyway, I cant possibly tell you my career path, so just give up and go back. Yuuji said this coldly, and Kirishima-san looked really sad as she leaned over to him. Yuuji, why must you say such hurting things to me? Do you hate being with me in the same school? Kirishima-san asked with a quiet tone. Anyone who doesnt have a blackened iron heart will definitely be touched by these words. In response to Kirishima-sans question, Yuuji answers with a serious tone, No, Shouko, I want you to have your own freedom to choose. Youre going to miss out on what you really want if you keep getting restrained by me, and theres nothing worse than that. I better note and remember how his face looked like a bean there. But I want to put you first and foremost in my thoughts, Yuuji. Thats the happiest thing for me. No way, I want you to look for your own happiness. No, Yuuji, I hope you dont mind about me when you choose your own path. Even though it looks like theyre saying that theyre thinking for each others sake on the surface, there shouldnt be this kind of selfishness both sides are showing for their own sakes. Well, lets leave aside Yuuji. I have my own career path to settle. Unhow troubling Just thinking about it alone really makes me want to sigh. KARAK. At this moment, the F class homeroom teacher Ironman opened the door as he walked into the classroom. What, youre still here? If you have nothing to do, hurry up and go back. Ironman looked in through the classroom windows, and it seems like hes checking if the doors and windows are closed properly. Sorry, Nishimura-sensei. Everyones still asking about their career aspirations. Himeji-san said as she lowered her head. Oh, the career aspirations. Ironman muses as he looks at me, Yuuji and Muttsurini in turn. Itll be great if it can be solved within this century Why is this teacher so rude? Well, I wont make any jokes now. How about you come over to the career counseling room if youre out of ideas? ??? Oi, why are you all giving such surprised looks? Go to the career counseling room to talk about career aspirations? Ah, I see, so that room is used for that purpose. I never thought you could give career counseling indirectly by interrogation and remedials Thats an unexpected use. What did you think of after hearing that rooms name? No. The reason why we thought of it this way is because of the remedial you usually give. Erm, Nishimura-sensei, what will the career talk touch on? Well, Ill give you detailed suggestions on the aspirations you raise, like for example, if you want to be a doctor, Ill introduce a few schools based on the students academic ability and the courses the student need to study. Ironman said what the main use of the career counseling room was, at least. He then looks away from Himeji-san and the rest to stare at us and ask, And so, have you at least gotten an idea of what you wish for? I do, but Im unwilling to say it. Nucameraman. Anything other than a forest. Alright, everyone, line up and clench your teeth. Why is he being so angry? We''re being serious here. In other words, you havent decided on the path you want to take? Thats right. I answer Ironmans words definitely. The description of havent decided on the path you want Ironman said of does fit me here at least. Is that so? In that case, discuss it with everyone. If theres anything you dont know, come over to the career counseling room. Ironman said that and left the classroom. Hmenter the counseling room (KARAK) I heard about everything here. Ah, principal-sen (SLAM) Bye! Nice response there, Akihisa. Good job. (KARAK) Really, there has to be a limit to your rudeness, you people. The one who swapped places with Ironman and appeared at the classroom is the old granny and principal were all very familiar with. Is there anything for us now, principal-sensei? Minami asks the principal while being on her guard. Considering the actions this old granny would do up till now, its natural for us to be on our guard. Actually, I just installed some new settings on the summoned beasts. Such a coincidence. (Minami) Another favor from us again. (Hideyoshi) Go back (Muttsurini) Blow yourself back. (Yuuji) Turn yourself bald. (Me) Whats with such reactions? And the last two people are just chiding me here! Thats not all we have here. Erm, principal sensei, whatre the new settings of the summoned beasts about? Himeji-san asks respectfully. Shes really someone very serious, even if its this kind of person shes listening to. The principal seems rather satisfied by Himeji-sans question as she says proudly. We used the summoned beasts to read the users mental processing and use the personality data to simulate children before, havent we? This time, were using this idea to make a simple simulation of the summoners future. Simulate the summoners futureis it? Well, I would say that its closer to divination than prediction. Ill input the data for personalities, athleticism, grades, social relationships and sorts, and from there, well be able to obtain the most likely future. Is it like the kind of divination where we enter the birthdays and blood type? Then, what kind of future can we see? Most likely, its around the time when youre 23-25 years old. Your personalities, preferences and your thoughts when choosing your career paths will also be considered. The reflected age will also consider your physical and mental growth. In other words, itll tell me what my future is like based on what I feel when I choose my career path? Thats rather useful for Aki now. Thats true. Sure came in handy here. Minami and Hideyoshi look like theyre rather interested in this. This is really interesting, and both of them have somewhat stated that they dont have to take part in this since they have already thought of career paths, but in that sense, it means that I have to take part in this But if something goes wrong again On hearing me say this, the principal says, If you want to stop, just shout out and it will disappear. Do that if anything goes wrong. I see, so we can let it disappear as and when we want it. Since she has already planned some safety (?) measures, it seems that she has already reflected upon it. Doesnt sound like theres any major problem here. Uneven if you say so This is the doing of that principal after all. Shes not very trustworthy. Never mind, you can use it whenever you want to. Dont force yourself. The field is expanded such that we can use it however we want to. Leaving these words behind, the principal walks off. From the way she walks out, it looks like shes really providing this for us out of well intentions. Un, I dont think therell be any special tricks here. Then, what do you plan to do, Akihisa? Hideyoshis asking me as I ponder over whether to use italright! Its a rare chance, so lets try it. Oh, how decisive. Thats good. Its not my style to keep worrying over such things. Since I have something I can do, lets just try it out first. Then, Im going to summon. Everyone, stand back just in caselets go. SUMMON! In response to that familiar call, a familiar pattern appears. And then, right in the middle of it is my summoned beast, based on my avatar. Ohh, its a big one this time. Ever since the test of courage tournament. Its just like what Yuuji and Muttsurini said. The summoned beast that appears isnt 3 heads tall, but as large as a real human. Fm, its not a uniform this time, but a suit. So that means he managed to make it into society? Its impossible for me to be wearing my high school uniform in the future. The principal must have changed the clothing to an ordinary suit based on this thinking. Huh? Its taller than me? In other words, the prediction is that youll grow even taller. Heh~ thats really great. The future me says to us, Ah! How nostalgic! Its everyone in high school! The summoned beast is talking normally. This happened before, so I cant say that Im not used to it. Also, I wont be able to ask anything if it cant talk. I see I see. So this is how I was like when I was in high school. The summoned beast who looks like an ordinary person looks at me as he says it. Speaking of which, is my voice like this? It just doesnt feel right to me. But I feel that I should be looking wiser here Why must he say such rude things? Lets hear from you. Youre the future form of Akihisa, right? Thats right. Oh, is this Yuuji? Hideyoshi, Muttsurini and Kirishima-san really look young here. The future me says this happily. The way I see it, this summoned beast is really showing my future self. I never thought that I could meet everyone in high school like this. In fact, you didnt come from the future, but youre set up to have such thoughts here, right? My summoned beast starts to nod as he looks over at everyone. And over there are Himeji-san and Minami, right? Hello there. Ah, yes! He-he-he-he-hello! Eh, erm, nice to meet you for the firstno! Its been a whinot that too! Th-that, that! ? Why are you panicking so much? Himeji-san and Minami are shaken up once they started talking to the future me. Are they not used to talking with older people? Mizuki and Minamis reactions are really cute. Ahits true that he looks much more decent than he is now. Fm, he has really become a good man. I can see the suffering in the future. I dont really know the reason, but I really feel a little unhappy over how those two are blushing in front of this future me. Well, never mind. Anyway, I have to ask the future me something. Hm? What is it? The future me looks over at my side. Looks are secondary, theres something more important I have to talk about. Ill go straight to the point. What will happen to me 2 years later? Since Im in my second year, I really want to know what happens to me 2 years later. The future me smiles and answers, Ah, its fine. ? Its fine? What do you mean? Youll still have a nice happy high school life 2 years later. WAIT A SECOND! ITS NOT A HAPPY THING FOR ME IF IM STILL HAVING A HIGH SCHOOL LIFE TWO YEARS LATER!! I had already prepared myself mentally many times, but I cant even get through the checkpoint before that!? Huh? You dont understand? It means that you cant graduate ne I KNOW THAT WITHOUT YOU EXPLAINING THAT TO ME, IDIOT! THE QUESTION IS WHY CANT I GRADUATE! ATTENDANCE!? OR RED MARKS!? No, you had enough attendance and points. Then why is it then!? But you cant graduate in your second year I CANT EVEN GET UP TO MY THIRD YEAR, LET ALONE GRADUATE NOW!? THATS IT! I HAD ENOUGH! Un~, I see. My reactions are really interesting. Its no wonder everyone always made fun of me. Ha!? What is this idiot saying now? Dont tell mehes bluffing me? Dont worry, you studied till near death, knelt down to the teachers every day and managed to graduate with tender feelings This line alone is enough to scare me here! I cant graduate if this keeps up!? How severe is my current situation now!? Anything else you want to ask? I want to ask a lot of things, but I dont want to know the answer I really dont dare to ask anything about the future. And then, right after I spoke up, Then, may I ask something? I want to ask something too Nn? What is it? Himeji-san and Minami step forward with intensity. Ermare you dating anyone now? Th-thats right. Or rather, are you married yet? In response to these twos questions, as they seemed really agitated for some reason Nn~> After a short moment of thinking I wont tell you. The future me smiles as he says. Wh-why arent you telling us anything at all! Thats right, Aki! Its not like you to hide stuff like this! Ahaha. Speaking of which, Himeji-san and Minami were being like this at high school as well. Are you not telling us because its related to us!? Please tell us! Akihisa-kun! The future me has his sleeves tugged by them as he says happily, Nope. I have to keep a secret. Uuu While those two were pressing on, the future me proceeds to tease them easily. I really cant imagine myself being like thatand for some reason, I really got infuriated as I look at them. Then then, please at least tell us your type, Akihisa-kun! I see. But thats a little Out. The future me vanishes once I says this. Phew, I sure feel a lot better here. Ah, Akihisa-kun! Why must you be so mean!? I want to ask him regarding some other things too! Thats fine. You wont be able to get back any decent answer even if you ask that kind of stupid idiot. ? Why are you angry? Im not. ??? Really, that guys not decent at all. I wont become like that in the future. Anyway, we dont know whether it will work, but we can tell that theres no major problem with it. Um. How about it, Muttsurini? If you dont know what career path to choose, you can summon. Let me try. Muttsurini nods summon and says this. And like before, a summoned beast about as tall as me appears. The adult Muttsurini is wearing a suit with a necktie, and he really looks very cool to us. Heh, this is really unexpected. It looks like Muttsurini still hasnt grown up enough. Its even taller than mine. Thats good, huh? That kind of thing doesnt really matter. Muttsurini does not have any interest in his future appearance, and he immediately asks this question, Theres something I want to ask. What is it? Did I become a nude cameraman? His desires have been fully released, and he looks like a kid who just met his hero as he asks this. In other words, you want to know my current profession? (Gulps) I am a news reporter. Whats the matter? Pardon? Why English? I am a news reporter. After he was asked again, the future Muttsurini repeats his words again. A news reporter? I see. With his information gathering abilities, agility and other unique talents, Muttsurini is really suited to be a news reporter. On hearing those words, Muttsurinis body starts to tremble with rage. You. Nn? Whatare you doing! What do you mean by that? Why can you forgive yourself for not being a nude cameraman! Actually, I would say that were curious about why you cant forgive yourself for not becoming a nude cameraman. Have you given up on your dreamsthe meaning of living!? My mission is to reveal the dark side in politics. No! My real mission is to reveal the secrets hidden under the clothes! This is really badthe old me I dont accept this! I definitely wont accept this me! The future has gone on a separate path from his dreams. Muttsurini cant accept that way of life as he glares back at this future him. Speaking of which, I never thought that I would hear Muttsurini say My mission is to reveal the dark side in politics. I never thought that he would become a news reporter and get involved in politics. If he continues to head down the path of Ero, he might be able to walk down the proper path after some time. I see. So theres that kind of possibility too. As we continue to look, Pipi. Pasha An electronic sound rang. Is that the sound of a cellphone shutter? Thank you Mizuki. Its fine. Its just a small thing. Himeji-san and Kirishima-san were the ones who spoke up. It seems that Himeji-san used the cellphone to take a photo of future Muttsurini. Himeji-san, why did you take a photo of Muttsurini? Ah, its not me. Shouko-chan asked me for help. She doesnt know how to take a photo. Im bad with cellphones. Youre already well-versed at deleting the visual data on my cellphone memory Im not good with any cellphone other than Yuujis. It seems that machines are one of the rare things Kirishima-san isnt good at. However, there seems to be some exceptions. So what did you do with Muttsurinis photo, Kirishima-san? I sent it to Aiko. She sent the photo of future Muttsurini to Kudou-san? Ah, I see. Make her laugh at Muttsurini for having his dreams ruined. Thats really a good idea. Muttsurinis dream will only receive a tragic end. Its so funny that my toes are tingling here. Sometimes, I really feel that you people cant be considered friends. How rude. Our friendship lasts for a lifetime. Seriously. We swore that we will remain as friends forever. ((Until the moment where he is of no use to us.)) Why is it that Im hearing your hearts voices here? Its a friendship thats thinner than a metal leaf The friendship between men is a beautiful thing. We, who are bonded firmly while were not even relatives or acquaintances, can be considered true friends. I sent it to Aiko-chan. Thank you, Mizuki. No no, this little thing is nothingwah. She replied back. Just a moment after she sent the mail, Himeji-sans cellphone rings, indicating that she received a message. Once she checked her mail, Himeji-san laughs happily. Fufufu. Really there, Aiko-chan. Here here, I want to see too. Me too. Minami and Kirishima-san head over to look at Himeji-sans cellphone. Ahaha. Thats quite a nice reaction. Aikos really cute. Both of them show grins on their faces after that. What? Is the reply really funny? What kind of reaction is that? Yuuji and I want to head over to look too. Units a secret. We cant let you see that, Akihisa-kun, everyone. Himeji-san closes her phone. She cant let us see it? What is that? What kind of reaction does Kudou-san have? Im really curious. What you have arent dreams, but desires. What is the man who betrayed his own code of beliefs saying! Then show me, show me fully, what kind of beliefs you have. I dont need you to tell me that. My beliefs will never be twisted! Dreams will change. You must remember me. I have nothing to say to you! Out Muttsurini says, and the summoned beast vanishes. Speaking of which, that conversation just now really sounded very coolon the surface. Then, its Sakamotos turn next. Once Muttsurinis turn finishes, Minami turns towards Yuuji. No. I really dont want to know about my future. Yuuji (grabs) Alright, resistance is useless, right? I know that, damn it! Yuuji calls out his summoned beast reluctantly. The future Yuuji slowly appears from the patterns on the floor. The future Yuuji hasnt changed as compared to now, and his face is still full of wildness, but he seems to be gentler in some way here OUT DAMN IT YOU IDIOT BASTARD!!! The ring on the collar really fits him. Yuuji, dont disappear so quickly. Yeah Yuuji. We havent heard anything about what will happen in the future here, you know? WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS EVEN WITHOUT ASKING HERE! IM A SLAVE! IF IM NOT THAT, IM A PERVERT HERE!!! Its really a pity here that this idiot immediately caused it to vanish, which meant that we cant ask anything about the future here. Yuuji, summon it again. No way. This time, Yuuji is completely unwilling to agree to it. He really doesnt want to look at his own future here. In that case, how about we ask the future Shouko-chan? Himeji-san claps her hands as she proposes this. I see. Theres no doubt that Kirishima-sans definitely going to be linked to Yuuji. We will know once we ask. Thats right. We dont have to ask the person himself. Looking at that Yuuji now, I really cant feel that it has nothing to do with Kirishima. Let me try. Kirishima-san says softly Summon, and this time, the future Kirishima-san appears. The future Kirishima-san is prettier than she is now, and her long black hair looks really dazzling (Poke) And also, her belly grew to be quite big. OUT!!! All of us shouted once we saw the future Kirishima-san like this. What is this!? isnt this bad if the school carries out such a simulation here!? Akihisa-kun, everyone, why is your reaction so big? Shes at the age where its not weird for her to have a baby in her stomach. No no no! This isnt the problem here! Its something more about the ethical issue or something else hereeh? What? Are we thinking too much here? Thats because, after seeing someone of the same age have a child here, whatfor some reason, right! Shouko-chan, so that child is really Sakamoto-kuns Himeji-san ignores us as were still puzzled here, and turns to look at the future Kirishima-san. The future Kirishima-san then turns around, and just when shes about to answer, Ah A ball drops out from beneath the clothing on the belly. The ball just bounces right in front of us as we remain speechless. The future Kirishima-san picks up the ball and puts it back at her belly, giving a shy look as she says, It moved. HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY MOVE HERE! What the? So it was just a ball. That really scared me. Kirishima-sans still very mischievous even after becoming an adult. She hasnt lost her sense of playfulness. Its really just like Shouko-chan. THOSE ARENT THE PROBLEMS HERE, OKAY!? ISNT IT TOO WEIRD TO HAVE SUCH JOKES IN A SIMULATION OF THE FUTURE!? Yuujis yelling away for some reason. Theres no need for him to be so excited in the first place anyway. A joke? The future Kirishima-san tilts her head once she hears Yuujis yell. I cant think of it being anything other than a joke when you put a ball on your belly and appear like this. ??? Kirishima-san doesnt look like she understands Yuujis words as she tilts her head even further. Hm? Didnt you put the ball in order to get ready to shock us here? I was not thinking about that. Naturally, Kirishima-san denies it. Well, then why did you put that ball there in the first place? This is an appeal to Yuuji that I want to bear children as soon as possible. Ahh, I see. SHES AT THE LEVEL OF COERCING ME HERE! So shes trying to blame Yuuji for him being so indecisive? Its really a great idea for her to plan and practice this in advance. What? So you havent had children yet? I thought itll be fast because Sakamoto-kun likes children. Hes normally so forceful when he says such things, but hes unexpectedly timid here, huh? Seriously, this is so unsightly. WAIT A SEC WAIT A SEC WAIT A SEC! WERE GOING OFF TOPIC HERE! WERE GOING TO ASK ABOUT MY FUTURE HERE, RIGHT!? What he said is true. Her appearance shocked us so much that we ended up forgetting over this. Then, let me change this questionwhat are you doing in the future, future Shouko-chan? Working in the day. And at night!? Working hard. WAIT A SEC, HIMEJI AND SHIMADA! DONT BLUSH AFTER LOOKING AT SHOUKO AND ME! YOURE BEING SUSPICIOUS FOR NO REASON HERE, YOU KNOW!? AND MUTTSURINI, AKIHISA, DONT GLARE AT ME LOOKING LIKE YOURE DRAWING BLOOD ON YOUR LIPS!! Unforgivablewell kill this person! Then, future Kirishima, what do you work hard on at night? Cooking, sewing and studying. Ahh, what the heck. So its like this? No, were too hasty. I thought it was something else. Ah, ahahaI was mistaken too. Fufu. Kirishima-san looks at us as she chuckles, and says, This kind of talk is a secret to high school students. !!!(SHOCK) HOLD ON, YOU IDIOTS! DONT GIVE ME THE LOOK OF we must kill this guy here now! We must kill this person here right now! Well, Yuuji cant possibly have any grudges if hes stabbed to death out of jealousy in the future. NO NO NO! THERES DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A GRUDGE HERE! NOBODYS GOING TO SAY NORMAL STUFF AFTER BEING STABBED! Eh? The future Sakamoto-kun will get stabbed? What are you saying here, Himeji! How can such a thing happen? DIIIIEEEE!! That was dangerous!! Yuuji manages to dodge the punches from Muttsurini and me by a hairs breadth. Seriously, that trash of a bastard has good intuition! Looks like its only a matter of time before he gets stabbed, huh? No no! This sort of thing wont happenright? Yuuji has no confidence as he says this, and he timidly looks over at the future Shouko to ask. In response, Kirishima-san nods her head and answers, Yuujis fine. Nothing happened to him, hes really happy. Is, is that so? Here, I said it, nothing will happen to me in the future after all The proof is that even when hearing todays weather report, he will answer yes, Im very happy. ISNT THAT ALREADY THE TERMINAL STAGE HERE!? So I see. The future Yuuji is really happy. This is good. Out. While were still talking, Kirishima-san removes her summon. Huh? Youre fine with it, Kirishima-san? What? What, as in the summoned beast, of course. You finally managed to call it out, so isnt it a good idea to ask your future self about all sorts of things in the future? On hearing my words, Kirishima-san shakes her head side to side and says, To me, the most important thing will never change. Wont change? What is it? These feelings will always remain the same. I couldnt say anything at all when I saw Kirishima-san look forward in a direct manner with those pure eyes of hers. Well, anyway (BOK) Thud! Lets just beat this lucky Yuuji for looking forward with those blank eyes, running away from reality here. This is really fun. Yeah. We still cant be certain since its a simulation, but its fun in its own way too. And there hasnt been any mishap up till now yet. Minami and Himeji-san says in a happy manner. I suppose Yuuji, whose blank eyes are no longer focused, and Muttsurini, whos unwilling to admit his own future, are not issues of mishaps to their eyes. Then, let me try to summon this too. What kind of job will you have in the future, Minami-chan? I dont think Ill definitely be working here. Maybe I might be a full-time housewifesummon! Minami calls out the keyword, and the summoned beast is called out. The future Minami is wearing a female suit just like Kirishima-sans summoned beast from before, and her hair is let down this time, not tied in a ponytail. Shes all grown up now, and really became quite a beautiful mature woman. For some reasonshes so pretty that its making me feel nervous. Ah, Minami-chans grown up a bit more than she is now. She has nice long legs. Himeji-san and Kirishima-san look rather delighted as they see this future Minami. Its true that the future Minami is a little taller than she is now. I dont know if thats the reason why I find something out of place here. Ah, thats true. Ive really grown taller. Minami stands beside her summoned beast to compare heights. She really looks very happy. Well, weve seen how she looks like. How about we ask some questions here? Ah, yes, thenwhat are you working as, future Minami-chan? Himeji-san asks the future Minami, who then looks a little shy as she answers, Me? I can be consideredwella model A MODEL!? It, its supposedly that, you know? I also want to do something related to design in the future, and Im still studying that now I always thought that Minami has a model-like figure, but I never thought that itll become realseriously, this is really shocking. Amazing, Minami-chan! What was the opportunity that allowed you to do this? Erm, there was a performance during the school festival in university, and I was requested to take part in it. And you were scouted for that? Noa really passionate friend took pictures on her own and took it to an audition for review A certain twintails girl suddenly appears in everyones mind. On a side note, what was that friend doing? Shes an editor for a fashion magazine. It looks like Minamis relationship with Shimizu-sans still going on strongly. I really never heard of someone saying that a friend took photos of me and sent it for application before. To think that something like that really happened. But that was an opportunity, and I did take part in it because I was interested. Thats true. I dont think Minami will do this because of some reason like because she has a nice appearance only. Minami herself probably has an interest in it, and definitely worked hard for it precisely because of this reason. By the way, instead of talking about that? Hm? Minamis summoned beast turns towards me happily Its Aki in high school! I really miss you~? !?!?!? I was embraced fully, unable to move. Wha-whats going on!? Wait! What are you doing!? U-n, how cute! He really fits in me perfectly when I hug him! The future Minami does not mind as she continues to hug me while Im confused. That softness and her act was really preventing me from resisting. Is, is this the charm of an adult here!? Mi-Minami-chan! You cant get a headstart like that! I-I did try to stop her! Good boy good boy! Youre so cute, Aki~ She pats me in the back of my head while embracing me tightly. Speaking of which, shes really soft. I hardly had an opportunity to touch Minami like this Let, go, of, him! And Minami forcefully makes her way in before separating me away from the future Minami. I hurriedly fan my burning face to cool myself down as I glance at the Minami who became an adult beside me. Then, I realize a very important fact. !! No-no way! Hm? What is it, Akihisa? Shocked, I point at a certain part on the future Minami as I answer, Br-breasts Yes? Minamis breastshave grown! WHAT!? This fact was so overly shocking that Yuuji and Muttsurini widened their eyes. Eh? Didnt you all notice it, Akihisa-kun and everyone? We were able to tell from the clothes. Bu-but that, thats because we thought it would be impossible Ill kill you. Minamis killing intent intensity has risen to a dangerous zone. I guess I better watch what I say from now on. But in that case, that means the rumors of fashion models with big breasts are less likely to be used is just a rumor? Hideyoshi too stares at the future Minamis breasts as he says this. Though it has something to do with what kind of models there are, the models we see often on fashion shows are rather slender. Theres really such a rumor going about. Minamis breasts have grown to a C. Fufufu, amazing, isnt it~ The future Minami puffs her chest as she continues, These are breast pads for the future. Out. The future Minami hasnt finished her words as she suddenly disappeared. Then, I guess Ill try summoning nextsummon Hideyoshi calls out his own summoned beast, and after a moment, a summoned beast with a familiar looking face appeared in the middle of the patterned array. ??!! Wh-why is it like that!? Um um, Hideyoshis just like what I imagined. Awesome. How in the world do you people view me here!? Im a guy but my chest has grown here!? Somethings definitely wrong here! Its just like what Hideyoshi said. The future Hideyoshi has a larger chest as compared to the current state. Good, very good. (Stares) Dont look at me with that kind of expression too, Shimada! This is definitely a padding in the futureno, its not normal of me if I really pad myself here in the future!? Hideyoshi is all confused. It doesnt look like its padded however. Well, its a simulation, so theres this kind of possibility too. Yuuji, what do you mean when you say that? This is a simulation done by obtaining the data from the linked relationships, so the reflected simulation is what everyone recognizes it as. In other words? It probably recognized and considered the recent rumors regarding how Hideyoshis chest has grown bigger recently, maybe? THIS IS THE WORST! Yuuji, say it in a way thats easier to understand. Ahin other words, whats shown is whether you want the thoroughly bearded and not-handsome version of Hideyoshi or the future beauty version of Hideyoshi here. I see, so that means it cant simulate a future that cant possibly exist, is it? UuId thought I can still grow a moustache 10 years into the future I can firmly conclude that the possibility is 0%. Its alright, Kinosheeta-kun. Maybe theres a chance that it might have mistaken for Yuuko-chan Ane-ue? Ane-ues doing well here, you know? The possibility may be gone herebut, please pull yourself through. THATS ENOUGH HERE! OUT! AHH!!! Hideyoshis summoned beast vanishes before we can even stop him. What a pity! We havent seen enough of her yet! Why did this happen. Muttsurini beside me is holding onto the camera, looking utterly regretful. Muttsurini and I exchange looks and nod. Looks like we have the same interests here. Hey, Hideyoshi, do you know how to read this (Social Inequality)? Must social and inequality be read together here? And this (Akihisa, you break the curfew)? Its Akihisa dot you break the curfew. Wh-why? Why are you two suddenly quiet and kneeling down to beg? Our intelligence arent enough, so the only way for us now is to show our honesty. Hideyoshi, can you please summon it again? These guys are really so pitiful that I cant bear to watch on. PLEASE!! Seriously, you guys Hideyoshi then sighs, Good grief and summons his summoned beast again. Alright! Ill leave it to you, Muttsurini! !! (Snap Snap Snap) Muttsurini keeps pressing the shutter the moment the array appears. He even takes the shots from low angles, and I can only admire his great agility. Wait, huh? Why does something feel different from before Hideyoshis summoned beast thats called out this time seems a little different from before. I see. The hairs different now. Its long and bundled up. No breasts here. Minami looks exceptionally happy. This time, Hideyoshis summoned beast has long hair bundled up into a knot, and it has grown a little taller. It looks rather androgynous as compared to the pretty big sister from before. It didnt just predict one kind of future? Ah, maybe thats it! Maybe we can see a different kind of future from every single summon. I see! Thats what I said! How can there be such a futuresummon! Yes, Im very happy. Yeah, Ill definitely have a bright futuresummon! You kneel down to beg every single day. SummonI have to find out if theres any corruption. WHATS GOING ON!!! Yuuji, my and Muttsurini summoned beasts are still the same as before. I dont know whats going on, but Hideyoshis the only one thats different. Well, leaving aside the progress, its already unable to predict how Hideyoshi looks here. The computers definitely puzzled here. Um, in other words, there exist countless possibilities within me. Un un. Hideyoshi continues to nod. Thats true. Its really hard to predict whether hell become the beautiful-type or the cute-type. Speaking of which, whats Kinosheeta-sans career? Im in a drama troupe. Well, we can expect that. We cant imagine Hideyoshi choosing another route here. Theres no need to bother asking here. Then, Yuuko? Kirishima-san asks, and the future Hideyoshi looks rather bothered as hes tongue-tied, Ane-uewell, ane-ue, thats What happened? Dont tell me, Did she meet some traffic accident or fell ill? No, thats not the case. Shes fine and working now. I see. Thats good~ What kind of job is Yuuko-chan working on? U, umthatan author. AN AUTHOR!? Everyone cry out in shock. This really is unexpected. What kind of author? Novels? Manga? What kind of book? I want to look at it too. Tell us the pen name. The girls look very excited. But for some reason, Hideyoshi looks really troubled. Whats the matter? It-its really amazing that ane-ue became an author. What about the rest? Un! Yeah, for example, Kubos amazing too! The current and future Hideyoshis immediately change the topic. Leaving aside the future Hideyoshi, is the current Hideyoshi not interested in knowing here? Nobody expected that Kinosheeta-san to become an author here. Kubos a secretary in the parliament now! OHHHH!!! Amazing! If hes a parliamentary secretary, that means hes in politics, right? Kubo-kuns smart, but I never thought hell go down this path. Is-is that soso Kubo has finally walked down this path? This time, Yuuji gives a grimace on his face. Huh? Kubo said that he wants to work hard to change the civil law On hearing that, even Hideyoshi and Muttsurini grimaced. Why are they showing such expressions? Civil code, section 731 to 749. ?What is it about the marriage-related law, Shouko-chan? Its nothing. I dont know why, but I feel its better not to talk about it. Then what about Kudou-san? Shes working hard to become a premier talent as a doctor. A doctor! I thought shell become a sportsman. This is really unexpected. Anyway, after doing all sort of stupid things together, we forgot that shes a student of A class too. Yeah. Its not weird for her to attend medical school. Shes very familiar with the human anatomy too. In all sorts of ways Afemale doctor? Muttsurinis voice trembles as he whispers Shehow long is she going to mess around with me? Kudou-san becomes a female doctor even with that kind of personality. Is that even possible? Then, I think that should be enough. And just when Hideyoshis going to call back his summoned beast, Hm? Speaking of which, where did Akihisa and the rest go to? Hideyoshi turns his head around to look, and asks, Were over here, Hideyoshi. No, Im not talking about you. Im talking about the summoned beasts. Didnt you call them out right before? Speaking of which, we did call out our summoned beasts to see if there were any changes just a moment ago If its Akihisa and the rest, they walked out of the classroom out of nostalgia, you know? Eh? We check the classroom door that should be closed, but its really opened. I see. Its said that they can act according to their own will here. We forgot. The summoned beasts used this time are different from before, theyre the future versions of us here. It is possible for them to walk around like this as and when they like it. Un un, we nod our heads, but Hideyoshi looks worried as he asks us, Is it really alright? Something bad might come up if you dont hurry up and look for them. Its alright, Hideyoshi. If theyre just walking around the school out of nostalgia, I dont think therell be any sort of trouble KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SOMEONES PEEPING HERE!!! It-its a misunderstanding! Were just lost here! Muttsurini! Why the heck did you lead us to that side! Sorry, I just followed my old body instincts The trio dressed in suits are chased by the girls of the sports clubs as they run off in front of F class. Trouble? Even thoughit shouldnt happen The words we said before are all wasted now. Seriously, those idiots! Why is there a problem now after just a short moment! Arent those guys our avatars here!? Its because theyre your avatars that theyre like this. How is that possible! Leaving aside Yuuji and the rest, its definitely impossible for my avatar to do such an illogical action! Anyway, we cant let things get out of hand here! Akihisa, Muttsurini, lets go after them! Ahh, got it! Understood. We discuss our strategy as we look for our summoned beasts. Yuuji! Can we remove them once we see them? No! Well be suspected of peeping in suits if we remove them here! The damage to us will be reduced to the minimum if we hand them over! I think the worst part is that this seems to be the case. What kind of joke is this! Were treated as peeping toms even though we didnt do so! Even if were going to be scolded, we should as least have some wonderful memories before we get punished! We continue to chase after them at full speed as we think. During this time, we hear the conversation of the girls in front of us, Does anyone know who those people are? No! We didnt see their faces clearly! They might not be people from this school! This is the best thing in this misfortune! They didnt see the faces of the summoned beasts clearly! In that case we can just remove the summoned beasts without any issues! Yuuji! Muttsurini! Ahh, got it! Okay. Out! The three of us continue to run as we yell the keyword to remove the summoned beasts. And in response to the word, they vanish. KKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! PERVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS GYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!? While theyre running away, their pants vanish. Wait! Whats going on? Why are the clothes the only thing disappearing? How would I know! Did that old granny make a mistake in the adjustments again! What kind of perverts! Only the clothing disappeared off the summoned beasts! This sort of thing should only happen on the girls! In the end, the situation is such that a trio of men wearing suits on top and boxers below are running around the school corridors. I dont know what to call them in this state other than perverts. Damn it! We have to hurry up and remove them! Out! Idiot! Stop it, Akihisa! I say the keyword again before Yuuji can stop me. And this time. Hii! Now even the shirts gonnneee! And now the shirts gone from the future me! How did this happen! Dont say it anymore, Akihisa! Itll end up going beyond the level of peeping! I-I get it! Right now, the future me is wearing a singlet on top and boxers blow. If I remove another clothing here, therell be an added crime in addition to peeping. Then what do we do now, Yuuji!? Anyway, the best option will be to go over to that old hag and switch off the field. Hey! Dont those peeping toms look like the three idiots from F class!? Ah! Thats true! In other words, they disguised themselves and peeped!? We just heard some words of despair. What do we do now!? We cant remove the accusations on us even if we remove them no! Were changing our strategy now, damn it! Ahhhow did such a thing happen after only several minutes I really cant believe that the one running away in a singlet and boxers is my future self here. I dont want to believe in this. Lets go over to Nishimura-sensei then! That, thats right! We cant catch up with them at all! That escaping speed theyre running at, its definitely them! The girls gave up on chasing after firmly believing that its us and immediately head down to the staff room downstairs. Damn it! Its better if they actually continue to chase after them! Why? If we can run beside them, we might be able to clear ourselves of suspicions here! Yuuji cant explain clearly as we sprint with all we have. In other words, the logic should be we, who they believe theyre chasing, are running beside them, so they can believe that theyre chasing after someone else. We just have to appear in front of the girls. Youll just get grabbed by Ironman and interrogated. Executed. In that case, we cant do anything other than to provide evidence to clear our names! As for why that is necessary, its because we have a past history of this. In that case, we better hand those guys over to prove that its not us! Dont let them get away! But we cant touch summoned beasts here. Didnt you just touch Shimada just now? It is possible to catch them! Understood! Normally, it will be easiest to simply remove them back, but were in big trouble if the clothes are the next things that disappear. In the end, we can only try to catch up to them and catch them. But how do we chase after them!? The distances not closing at all! Its very tough to chase after ourselves. We can do it if we believe in it! Let them understand the difference between graduates and students! And just like that, we start to chase after our futures, starting a chapter that seemed to be themed on youth. We, we cant catch up! Speaking of which, those guys are summoned beasts after all I forgot The summoned beasts have power several times that of a normal human, and we forgot all about it because they look just like our future selves. Its impossible for us to beat them in strength and endurance. Fuu, seriously therethat was really close. For real A disaster. The future us run to the corridor and pause to take a break. But then, its your fault for wanting to walk around the school out of nostalgia, Akihisa! No! Its Muttsurinis fault for going to the girls changing room, right!? No, its Yuujis fault for opening the door after seeing the girls changing room sign. Once the summoned beasts see that theyve escaped, they heave a sigh of relief and start blaming each other. But youre the one who walked in without understanding the situation, Akihisa! I did walk in, but things didnt go out of hand if not for Muttsurinis bringing in the camera like that! Its Yuujis fault for not hiding well at all. WHAT!? YOU WANNA FIGHT! BRING IT! And so, the trio causing the ruckus start fighting each other. These guys arent acting like adults here! Ermwhat do we do here, Yuuji? Even if you ask me thisI dont believe I can stop this, do you? Too reckless. I do know that I cant stop that scene of violence by myself, considering my own strength; its just that our crimes cant be cleared if we dont do anything at all Just when were wondering about what to do Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun, Tsuchiya-kun. What are you doing? A beautiful woman appears. She has slightly wavy soft hair and wide cute eyes. She looks a lot mature than she is now, but theres no question that shes Thank goodnessI caught up Himeji-san? Then, this is really. Yes. Its my summoned beast. The womans the future Himeji-san. But why are you here? Itll be bad if theres a commotion here, so Minami-chan and the rest went off to split. AlsoI want to ask my future self something. So thats why she came along? Her tenderness is really touching me. I suppose the commotion will end peacefully. You three, I dont know what''s happening, but you cant cause trouble for Akihisa-kun and the rest in high schoolwh-why are the three of you dressed like this!? Huh? No, this isnt it! I dont know whats going on here, but were being chased because of peeping! O-oi, Akihisa you idiot! Heh? Arre arre? Yuuji, what is it about the peeping? Akihisa-kun, can you please explain things clearly? Did you people go to peep on underaged people here? No matter what, its really bad of you guys. In an instant, Minami, Hideyoshi and Kirishima-sans summoned beasts appear, and the four of them surround our future selves. Isnt this development a little weird Yuuji, tell me the details. Yeah. We might have to consider whether to hand you over to the police based on the situation. I want to know whats going on as well. The trio say as they get ready to punish us. They, they havent changed at all! Himeji-san and the rest are still the same as they are now even when theyre adults! Oi! Get ready to run, you guys! Understood. Ah seriously, this kind of thing actually happens today ! Lets go, Hideyoshi! It has nothing to do with me, right? Our future selves sense danger as they get ready to bring Hideyoshi along. Ah! Wait, Aki! We wont let you get away. You have to explain this clearly! And so, Himeji-san and the rest ran out to chase after them too. Soon after, our futures selves were no longer present here. We remain dumbstruck as we remain at where we are. I say, this is Amongst us, someone starts to laugh. Fufu. Everyones still the same as ever. Himeji-sans the one laughing. She seems to be rather happy amidst this puzzling scene for some reason. Yeah, I wonder if we can say that we havent grown up, or whether its something else I think this is good. Good, huh? I think were just causing useless trouble for no reason, you know? Leaving aside that Good griefwe wont be able to ask anything about the future now. We summoned them to ask about the future, but in that situation, we cant ask anything. After hearing my grumbling, Himeji-san says, Yeah, I think if we want to ask, we should summon them one by one and ask once everythings over. Yeah I ponder for a while. Summon again laterthough there is that possibility No, theres no need for that. Are you sure? Un. I still want to ask a lot of things in the future, but I guess theres no need for them. Besides, Ill just get weird answers, and also Anyway, I dont see any regret in whatever path I choose. Even though I dont know what kind of future awaits us, we can firmly believe that we wont regret it. Knowing this alone is enough for me. Thats because youre always so optimistic and hardworking. Hmmmaybe. Its a little too much to say that about me. Im not that kind of amazing person. And then, more importantly, You too, Himeji-san. Its better to call out your summoned beast alone, right? Dont you have something you want to ask? Unlike us, who managed to talk right at the beginning, Himeji-san never had the chance to ask anything because of the commotion. I suppose its better to ask whatever she wants to ask later. Himeji-san then shakes her head. No, theres no need. Eh? Really? Why? Theres a risk of being tricked by the future Himeji-san, but its better to ask whatever she wants to ask. Theres no need for that. Regarding what I want to know about, I already knew after looking at everyone. Himeji-san says as she smiles at where our futures ran off to. Volume 10.5, Popularity Contest Result (Omake) Volume 10.5, Popularity Contest Result (Omake) Something I asked all the OKAMAS! Who''s your favorite type amongst these? 2nd 1st 3nd ............... Hm? What are you looking at, Mizuki? Ah, Minami-chan, this thing is placed here... Erm, what is it? Somthing I asked all the Okamas...? Is this a popularity contest? Yes. Sakomoto-kun is in first place. Akihisa-kun looks like he''s in 2nd place. They got involved in some unbelievable thing again? Oya. Do the two of you have an interest in this plan? Actually, there''s a female- Eh? No, not at all! I, I''ll pass as well! Well... I''m not confident enought! Relax, It''s not a popularity contest. Ah, is that so? That''s better... Yes, the theme is. "The Okamas" foul words check! What''s with that girl''s feminine power! This is a plan to check on the girl''s feminine charms. NOOOOOOOO!!! What ''foul things'' were written? What exactly are written! It, it''s scary! I.m scared of thinking about all the bad things I said before! No no. There''s no need to panic. The foul words are simply some advice-ohh *The way you put your feet is not refined. *You haven''t tidied your hair properly. *The face smile you make is really disgustig. *Are you really a girl? e.t.c. ... ................. Sorry. It seems that the flip feel down. I''ll put it back. We reject this plan! Volume 10.5, Me (Watashi) and Usagi and My Ambiguous First Love Volume 10.5, Me (Watashi) and Usagi and My Ambiguous First Love Even till now, I have been having a recurring dream. It was about what I saw after school during primary school. What that girl wrote on the blackboard silently, in the classroom where the sunset was shining into. It was neither her punishment nor her duty. At first glance, it seemed to be something done for an unknown purpose. She would write and erase, and, after erasing, write again. That kid kept repeating this seriously this girl left an exceptional impression within my heart. Yes. I think its great to have Himeji Mizuki-san as a Pet raising Committee member. I was nominated during the first class meeting in 4th grade, and couldnt help but freeze. Choosing Himeji Mizuki-san is a great idea! Isnt it perfect? Its a plain and boring job anyway. It sure suits our Plain Lover-san! I could hear whispers from all around. The only ones who would call me that were those classmates who were in the same class as mine in 3rd grade. What is it, Himeji-san? The facilitating teacher said that, and everyone looked over. W-Well, about that I must refuse it. Even though I had that thought, I was so nervous that I couldnt speak up properly. At this moment, the stares that were shot at me got sharper. My mind went blank, and I could only lower my head. I must refuse it. It wasnt that I hated the job, but that my bodys frail. If I get hospitalized, Ill have to be excused from school for a long time, and thatll cause a lot of trouble to many people. I dont want that I, I I tried to squeeze the words in, but everyones stares intensified, and I couldnt say anything. Youre not willing to? I heard a concerned and friendly voice. I looked up, and saw that the boy sitting at the table next to me is talking to me. Yes. I nodded my head. I see. If you dont like it, you can say it out loud. I looked at the boy and saw him put on a bright smile as he said: Erm, can I call you Mizuki-chan? I nodded my head silently. Then, that boy stood up and said to the teacher for me, Sensei, Mizuki-chan is very obscene! Eh? The boy had stares raining all over him as his voice rang through the classroom. Ah, wellwait a momentthat sounds like it means another thing altogether. That boy ignored my doubts as he repeated it again, clearly: Mizuki-chan is really obscene! It, it really means something completely different when you say it like that! Wa, wait wait. I hurriedly pulled the boy who still wanted to go on. Don-Dont repeat such a line so many times! Hm? What is it? The boy gave me an incredulous look, apparently not understanding why I was trying to stop him. Uuhow, how am I going to explain this I-I-Im not obscene Eh? Arent you unwilling? I, Im unwilling. Then its the same, right? Im unwilling, but Im not obscene. ??? The boy looked cute as he blinked. Ah, what should I dohe didnt understand at all Aki-kun, the way you say it makes it sound like that kids very H, you know! How pitiful~ Aki-kuns bullying a girl here! Onee-chan will get angry too! The boys friends seemed to be teasing him and having fun with this as they spoke up. On hearing that, that boy finally seemed to understand what I was trying to tell him. Ah, no, its not like that! Its a misunderstanding! Mizuki-chans obscene but isnt obscene at all! Which one is it?? A-Anyway, its obscene to be a Pet raising Committee member! Aki-kun, you cant say that either! This situation went on in class as everyone was looking at us. AuuuI, I really couldnt take it W-WellIm willing to be a pet raising member I was not used to the stares everyone shot at me, and couldnt help it as I decided to become a pet raising member. UuIll have to talk to the teacher about whatll happen when I get admitted into hospital My names written on the blackboard, under the Pet raising member. Girl column. Well then, how about the male pet raising member? Is anyone willing to nominate himself? The teacher looked around and asked everyone. The male Pet raising Committee member column was the only empty slot left. Who will it be? I wanted to know whose name will be written on it. If that persons going to work with me, I would end up bothering him a lot. No, maybe no one will raise names because nobody wanted to work with me. If that person gets nominated and didnt like this job, it would cause trouble to me too Thinking of it really made me depressed. Then, right beside me E-Erm! Id like to be a pet raising member too! The boy from before raised his hand energetically. You want to be a pet raising member!? Aki-kun!? Really!? Aki-kun. Do you know how to take care of animals here!? Alright, Ill do it too! And, after saying that Mizuki-chan, please take care of me. The boy turned to me and smiled. Y-Yes. Please take care of me too And this was my very first encounter with Yoshii-kun. Heh~ so thats how a rabbit house looks like on the inside. On the first day of pet raising duty, Yoshii-kun and I arrived at the rabbit house located beside the school building as pet raising members. Ah, theres a new rabbit this year. Yoshii-kun carried the smallest of the three rabbits. The rabbit was shocked, and at first, it started flailing its legs. Good boy good boy. The rabbit quickly calmed down after it was patted, and quickly quiet down within Yoshii-kuns clutches. Do you want to carry it too, Mizuki-chan? Eh? Yoshii-kun carried the young rabbit in his hands over to me. Ah, are you not good at dealing with animals? Er, erm, that I was at a loss of words. Actually, I really could not handle animals. When I went to a pet exhibition, I wanted to pet a dog on the head when I got the permission, only for the dog to timidly let out a growl Uuu! Its because youre scared of the dog that the dog is frightened of you, Mizuki. Thats why it started barking. Otou-san said after he saw this, and continued, If you want to be liked, you have to like others first. Mizuki-chan! Ah, it, its nothing. Really? Right, we should start cleaning. I remembered what happened when I tried to touch the dog, and turned my eyes away from the rabbit. Youre right. Then, everyone, be good kids and stay here. Yoshii-kun put the rabbits at a place where they wont interfere with the cleaning and takes out the grass from their nest. During this time, I used the broom to sweep the floor. Ill go change the water then. Mizuki-chan, please do the feeding. Eh? Ah, okay. Yoshii-kun took the rabbit water pail and walked out of the house. I wanted to change the water because I was scared of them biting my hand when I feed them However, it could not be helped. I would still have to continue my job as a pet raising committee member, so I should get used to it earlier. I put the grass and vegetables on the large plate, and got ready to put it in front of the rabbits. He, here I timidly pushed the plate, and once the rabbits smelled it, they came scampering over to me Nu, nu? They seemed to be humming as they ate. Ahhthey look, so cute Its small mouth continued to nimble. I guess it was tasty as their ears and tails were twitching. The smallest one seemed to be having a hard time eating it though, as its food continued to slip outside, and its tilted face was rather dazed. It really looked adorable. "Ermtheres quite a lot that overflowed I said these words as I was overly concerned that too much food overflowed. However, the rabbit continued to look into the tray energetically. The, then, please excuse me I said softly, and put the vegetables the rabbit tossed out onto the floor back onto the tray. And then, that rabbit looked like it really wanted to eat a lot as it ate the vegetables in my hand. Wawa Its unexpected action caused my body to stiffen up. However, the rabbit continued to nibble without caring about me, and even started licking my hand, maybe because of the smell of vegetables on it. Hya. It was warm, and a little itchy. I let out a cry, and the rabbit tilted its head at me in a mystified manner before turning to eat the food on the tray again. The young rabbit happily twitched its ears and tail, and did not look scary at all, but cute. I started to have a feeling beside fear at this point. Should I touch it a little? It is feeding now, so it should be alright to touch the back. I thought as I reached my hand to the rabbits back. The child that was focused on eating did not show any signs of irritation after I touched it. I felt a soft and fluffy feeling on my hand, together with a slight throbbing. Waa This first touch on a rabbit felt a lot better than I expected, and I was engrossed as I continued stroking its back. Its cute, isnt it? KYAH!? A voice suddenly came from behind, and I jumped up in shock. Ah, sorry, did I scare you? Yoshii-kun, who returned, looked at me in an apologetic manner. It seemed I was not the only one shocked herethe rabbits seemed to be protesting or were simply panicking as they hopped around Yoshii-kun. Wa, WAH WAH! Yoshii-kun lost his balance trying to dodge them, and the water he was holding was poured down his head. Auulooks like I have to go back again Yoshii-kun took the water container and went out of the house again. It was really funny to see the rabbits give the How about that! look as they watched him leave, and I could not help but laugh. It has been past three weeks in the new class. At this point, everyone was already used to this class and formed all sorts of small groups. For examples, the boys who like sports would group themselves together, or the girls who were more mature would group themselves together as well. During break time, the girls would start talking about more mature stuff during break time inside the classroom. Akihisa-kun seems decent. Yeah. Hes cute and athletic. And he has a gentleness that the other boys dont have~ Yeah yeah! The ones chatting happily belonged to the group of the very outstanding girl in classKanda-san. This Akihisa-kun they were talking about must definitely be the Yoshii Akihisa-kun who was doing pet caring work together with me. It was just as they said. Yoshii-kun was very charming. His responses were as cute as a little animals reactions, he was always energetic, and unlike the other naughty boys who would play pranks, he was extremely gentle. Most importantly, he was always positivehe looked very dazzling to me as I got attracted to him. How about we attack him~? Eh? Really~? Its too sneaky of you to run away like that! Attackas in, becoming his lover, is it? Thats great I did not have such frivolous thoughts of liking each other, but I too wanted to improve my relationship with Yoshii-kunlike calling him by his given name or something However-- I dont thinkIm good I could not help but sigh. No matter what other people say, Im not cute, Im gloomy, fat, not athletic The more I thought about this, the more I could not stop sighing. Haa I wonder what kind of girl Yoshii-kun likes Hm? What about me? HYAAA!? I did not know when Yoshii-kun stood beside me, but he heard me muse to myself. Wha, what shall I do!? Did he hear everything!? Ah, its Akihisa-kun! Akihisa-kun, raise your hand! Hm? Okay. "Ahaha, you really did it~" "Just like that Jirou I raised at home!" "???" It seemed that Yoshii-kun did not understand that he was being teased as he still had his hand raised up. "Akihisa-kun, come over and talk~." Kanda-san, who said that she wanted to go out with Yoshii-kun, waved at him. While Kanda-san was trying to lure him over, Yoshii-kun answered, "Sorry, but I''m looking for Mizuki-chan regarding something, so let''s talk later--" "Eh?" I could not help but let out this voice. Looking for me regarding something? What is it? "" Kanda-san gave me a sharp expression, probably because she felt that I got in her way even though I did not plan on doing so in the first place "Er, ermis there anything you want from me?" "Yes, well, I''m sorry about what I did to you before." "Before?" It might be explainable if it were the other boys, but Yoshii-kun probably did not do anything "I''m talking about the pet caring member thing. You got involved because I pulled you in, isn''t it? You said that you didn''t want to do it, Mizuki-chan, so I''m sorry about it." Ah Speaking of which, I remember now. I was not concerned about it in the first place. At that time, I was just bothered by the very obscene line here. So here''s something for you. It''s very late, but it''s a present as compensation." Yoshii-kun handed a small package to me. "What compensation?" "Don''t say that. Please accept it." I wanted to refuse, but Yoshii-kun gave a troubled look. "I, I''ll accept it then" "Un." I reached my hand out, and Yoshii-kun smiled happily. That smile showed so much happiness, and I could not help but be stunned by it. "Er, erm, can I open it?" "Yes, open it then." I took note not to crush the things inside as I opened the packaging, "Wah" There were cookies of all shapes and sizes inside. "I did taste it beforehand, but just tell me if it doesn''t taste nice." Yoshii-kun''s words caused me to doubt my ears for an instant. Eh? Tastethat means, "Did you make it yourself, Yoshii-kun?" "I did give it to onee-chan to taste, so it should be fine" Yoshii-kun said without much confidence. He''s able to cook? Amazing! I did not know how to do anything at all. Just when I was wondering whether I should learn cooking from Yoshii-kun, Kanda-san walked over and said, "Looks good--Akihisa-kun, I want some cookies too ?." "Umm, sorry, I only made enough for Mizuki-chan." "Fumm" Kanda-san gave me a cold stare. Ahit seemed that she was angry "You''ll become fat if you eat cookies." "Right~?" "Ah, I should have been the pet caring member in the first place." Kanda-san''s friends said. It''s true that I''ll get fatbut "Erm, about that--" KIN GONG KAN GONG The end of the recess bell overpowered Yoshii-kun''s words. "Ah, it''s time for PE next." "Time to change." Everyone in class walked out of the classroom. I should be going too. "Thank you, Yoshii-kun. I''ll try it." "Ah, un. About the pet caring committee member thing, I''m really sorry." After thanking Yoshii-kun, I head off to the changing room too. "We''ll be playing dodgeball for today''s PE lesson. Boys and girls, get into 4 groups of 4!" Sensei said that we would be playing dodgeball, and the boys let out loud cheers happily. It seemed that the boys liked dodgeball, but I was not good at it We got into groups to decide on the teams, and then, the group I was in had too many people, probably because some people from other groups did not come over. "Someone has to leave." "That''s right." Kanda-san and the rest whispered as they stared at mewas it because they were angry at what happened during break time? "ErmI''ll join another group then." I raised my hand and said, and Kanda-san and the rest nodded in a satisfied manner after that. "Is that so? Sorry then." "Please." "Okay." It would be awkward to be in the same group as Kanda-san''s group. This might be better. As I was thinking about that-- "Our team is lacking numbers here. Does anyone want to join us?" I heard Yoshii-kun''s voice. So his team is lacking players? It seemed that I really have quite the fate today. I''m a little happy I scampered over to Yoshii-kun and said, "Yoshii-kun, we have too many players on our team here. Can I join your team?" "Hm? Ah, Mizuki-chan." And just when I was about to join Yoshii-kun''s team, "Wait, Plain-lov--Himeji-san. I should just step out." Kanda-san, who came over out of nowhere, said this. "Eh? But I" "So be it then. I''ll come up and join Akihisa-kun''s group." It seemed that Kanda-san wanted to be in the same group as Yoshii-kun. But I wanted to be in the same group as Yoshii-kun too "??? So the one joining isn''t Mizuki-chan, but Reika-chan?" Yoshii-kun did not know who was joining as he looked at Kanda-san and me from time to time. "Well" "Yes! Me! I want to join!" Kanda-san forcefully pushed me aside as she stood in front of Yoshii-kun. "But wasn''t it supposed to be Mizuki-chan right from the beginning?" "It''s me! And--" Kanda-san looked at me and said, "--I''m more useful here than Himeji-san, right?" Now that she said that, I had nothing to do. It was just like what Kanda-san said. She''s athletic, outgoing, andunlike this fat me, she was pretty It could not be helped if I could not beat her out, I told myself. "Then, I''ll go back to my group--" Before I could finish, Yoshii-kun said to Kanda-san, "I hate it when people say it like that." "Eh?" At that moment, Kanda-san was stunned. Yoshii-kun did not care as he said, "Mizuki-chan, how about you join our team? Sorry, you can go back to your team, Reika-chan." Yoshii-kun then raised my hand. That meansYoshii-kun chose me, did he? This unbelievable situation confused me. In contrast, Kanda-san understood this situation earlier than I did-- "Wh, why!?" --And she raised her eyebrows while biting her lips angrily. "Don''t get cocky there. You just earned Akihisa-kun''s pity over there--Plain Lover-san." --She glared at me and returned back. Kanda-san''s words caused me to feel extremely depressed after the happiness before this. I was already used to people calling me thisbut I did not want to have people calling me that in front of Yoshii-kun Concerned about Yoshii-kun''s reaction, I turned over to look at his face tentatively. "I don''t like this" "Eh?" And at that moment, I saw a different expression from usual on Yoshii-kun''s face, startling me. "Yoshii-kun?" "Hm? What is it?" I called out to him, and he answered me like usual. Was it just my imagination? "Pl, please take care of me." "Yeah, same here." I lowered my head, and Yoshii-kun answered me similarly. "Do your best, Mizuki-chan." He looked very happy for some inexplicable reason. Normally, he would be showing a disgusted expression for choosing me instead of the very athletic Kanda-san And then, I realized something-- Does Yoshii-kun not know that I am bad at sports? "" The moment I thought about that, I felt a chill. That, that''s right! Yoshii-kun hasn''t been in the same class as me up till now! Of course he doesn''t know how bad I am at sports! "Ah, waah" Wha, what should I do!? We cannot swap around here. If we lose because of me and Yoshii-kun hates me! An, anyway, I should apologize first! "Er, erm, Yoshii-kun." "Speaking of which, Mizuki-chan." "Actually, I''m really bad at sports--" "About Reika-chan just now." "I''ll definitely pull everyone down--" "Let''s get rid of her first, shall we?" "Yes?" These unexpected words caused me to let out an impromptu cry. Reika-chanhe was talking about Kanda-sanright? "Well, get rid of her, as in?" "Ah, of course we''re not going to fight. I''m talking about dodgeball." "I know that!" I could not help but raise my voice. This is that Kanda-san we are dealing with here!? Her athleticism will not lose out to any of the boys. How do we eliminate her!? As I panicked-- "I''ll pass the ball to you. Throw at her as much as you want." Yoshii-kun smiled as he said to me. As I stared at this smiling face, I really could not say ''I can''t do it''. But if I did not say so "Yoshii-kun, I" Even if I get the ball, I would not be able to throw the ball strongly "Let''s begin-- A group and B group, step onto the court!" The teacher''s voice rang. It seemed that Yoshii-kun''s group was B group, so we were to step on the court right from the start. "So that''s how it is. Keep looking at me." "Ah." Yoshii-kun stepped onto the court without caring about my lack of confidence. What should I doI have not told him that I am bad at sports "Then we''ll choose courts through rock-paper-scissors." The teacher said this, and the match began. In that case, I could only do as what he said. "Look at Yoshii-kun, look at Yoshii-kun, look" I continued to repeat these words and stared at Yoshii-kun seriously. Right from the beginning, I just kept following what he said, and stared at him as if my life depended on it-- "Amazing" And I was stunned as I looked at him. He gently picked up the ball that was thrown at his feet and threw a sharp ball, hitting an opponent. As I thought about that, he created another opportunity for his teammate to pass. Yoshii-kun was dazzling, being so active on the field even if I did not want to see him. "Here, Mizuki-chan." "--Eh?" My name was called, and I looked over, only to see the ball fly right at me. Ah! Is this the moment when Yoshii-kun said that he would pass the ball to me!? I, I must catch it! "Wa, wa!" I panicked, and could not hold onto the ball properly. Boing boing, the ball bounced gently into the opponent''s court. "Kukuku" Kanda-san smiled as she stood on the opposite court. It was my fault that the ball bounced off to that side "So, sorry!" I lowered my head to Yoshii-kun. What was I doinghe already said that he would pass the ball to me However, Yoshii-kun did not mind about my miss, "Don''t worry. We''ll soon get the ball back." He smiled as he said that, and walked right to the opponent. "Heyah!" The ball was thrown at Yoshii-kun from close distance. If it were me, I would definitely be knocked out if such a fast ball flies right at me. "Niheehee. Too bad." Yoshii-kun easily caught the ball. This time, the ball was on our side, and it was a chance as the opponent was right in front of us. "Watch this. Right back at you!" "Wa, waahh!? Danger!" As Yoshii-kun got ready to throw, everyone on the other side scampered like spiders in front of him. At this moment, "Here, Mizuki-chan. Please." He pretended to throw it out, but he actually threw the ball to me at a speed I could catch it. "Wa" I barely managed to catch the ball, and standing right in front of me was Kanda-san, who thought that the ball definitely would not be thrown at me as she remained undefended-- "Go, Mizuki-chan!" I heard Yoshii-kun''s voice. "Ye, yes." I stared at Kanda-san, who looked really shocked, and threw the ball out with all I had. The ball flew out, hitting Kanda-san on the foot, and landed on the floor. ""Ah"" Kanda-san and my voice rang in unison. It hit? I, I hit Kanda-san? "Okay! Got it!" The ball rebounded back after hitting Kanda-san, and a teammate picked it up. "Aki-kun, over to you!" "Alright!" Yoshii-kun received the ball from the teammate''s pass, and at that moment, hit the last remaining person. "B team wins!" The last player on the opposing side got hit, and the teacher declared the end of this match. As everyone cheered, Yoshii-kun looked over at me. "Here here, Mizuki-chan. Your hand." "Eh? Eh? Like this?" I reached my hand out while not understanding why, "Nice job!" Yoshii-kun said that as he high-fived my hand. "Ah" The overlapping hands had a vague warmth within. "Hey, Aki-kun! It''s too sneaky of you to ask a girl for help like that!" "Hehe! We win either way!" Yoshii-kun''s friends on the opposing teams said that, and Yoshii-kun ran out. As I remained there, I spaced out as I clenched my hand that touched Yoshii-kun''s hand. "Listen to me, something really amazing happened today!" Once homeroom meeting was over, we could return home. I hurriedly packed my bag, and ran off to the rabbits'' hut. "I hit Kanda-san when we played dodgeball today!" The three rabbits were the ones listening to me, and they gave me a "What''s for mealtime?" look, but I was so excited that I did not notice and immediately hugged the smallest rabbit. "And I was in the same group as Yoshii-kun. I worked with him!" It was something that happened in the morning, but my excitement did not subside even after school. To me, who normally ended up getting hit immediately and picking balls, what happened today was really memorable. "Hmmm~, shall I write a diary entry today~?" I was so happy as I rubbed the rabbit with my face. The rabbit felt that my actions were weird at first, but after it understood that this was an expression of love, it licked my face. Recently, I had been starting to understand what otou-san meant when he said that ''if you want to be loved, you have to love others first''. The rabbit I liked would respond to me affectionately in my clutches. As I was happy, I would come over even when it was not time for our duty. "Well, Yoshii-kun''s really amazing at dodgeball--" As I wanted to continue, the rabbit looked behind me. I followed its stare and saw Yoshii-kun walking right at me--for some reason, my heart raced somewhat. "Then, that''s all for now. Time to eat~" The rabbits heard that there was food, and happily leaped over to my feet. Yoshii-kun came near the house, taking care not to step on the rabbits as he opened the door and went in. "You''re here early, Mizuki-chan." "U, yes, wellI want to see these children earlier." I was not lying. I really wanted to see them earlier, but I will keep what I said before as a secret. "I see. The rabbits sure are cute, aren''t they?" "Yes." I was a little happy that I had the same thoughts as Yoshii-kun. "Arre? Is this one male?" "No. That''s the mother. This one with the larger tail is the father." Amongst the 3 rabbits, one of them was a 4-year-old father, one of them was a 3-year-old mother, and the one I liked was a young girl that was less than a year old. "Then, this one?" "This is the youngest girl." The three rabbits really looked the same, but they had their unique traits. I was proud that I could distinguish them from each other just by their movements. "Doesn''t this one seem rather concerned about us? It has been tilting its head at us." "That''s its habit. It''s cute, isn''t it?" "I see. So it''s a trait. It''s definitely cute . Arre?" "What is it, Yoshii-kun?" "Mizuki-chan, you have grass in your hair." "Eh?" Yoshii-kun said as he stared at me. There was grass on my hair? I think that child kicked it onto my hair when I cuddled it." "Ehis, is it still there?" "Ahaha, it''s on the other side. I''ll help you take it off." Yoshii-kun got close to me and reached his hand out. His hand touched me. That was the hand that touched mine when we played dodgeball. I realized this, and blushed as I froze. "Okay, I took it offMizuki-chan?" "FUAAH!?" I let out a cry I did not expect. Wh, why!? Why is my face so hot? "What is it? Are you feeling unwell?" "It, it''s nothing, nothing at all!" "??? You''re very weird here, Mizuki-chan." Yoshii-kun tilted his face as he saw my thoroughly blushing face. At his feet, the one-year-old rabbit was tilting its head in the same direction. "Good morning." Yoshii-kun waved at me as he walked into the classroom. "Good morning~ Aki-kun." "Good morning. You''re later than usual today." "Un, well, onee-chan" "What? Did you do something to make her angry?" Ever since we swapped seats in the past, my seat got further away from Yoshii-kun. We used to be able to greet each other when we were sitting close to each other At these kinds of moments, I would hate myself for thinking too much. Why can I not summon my courage? Someone like me is not cute, bad at sports, and if I have any good traits like being very positive "Good morning, Akihisa-kun. What is it? What happened?" "Ah, Reika-chan. Good morning." And the girl who was the complete opposite of me, pretty, outgoing, athletic--Kanda-san greeted Yoshii-kun. "It''s not really anything big here," "Yes yes--ahaha! Akihisa-kun, what is it?" "Eh? What is it?" "Your head! Behind you!" "Eh?" Yoshii-kun hurriedly looked behind, and found that there was a cute hair ribbon on the back of his head girls would wear. "Ahaha! What is that, Aki-kun?" "Aki-kun, you got pranked on!" "You''re cute, Akihisa-kun?" "Ah! Onee-chan definitely did that." Yoshii-kun reached behind his head to pull down the decoration. Everyone stared at him and laughed. "Ah. That''s so funny~" "That''s really funny there." "I don''t find it funny at all!" "Ahaha, is that so?" "Sorry sorry." "But Aki-kun, why would onee-chan do that to you?" "Well, I don''t know about that, but onee-chan definitely did not look happy." "That means you definitely did something again, Aki-kun." "You can''t think of anything?" "Unn she asked me ''what happened to the cookies you made?'', and I said ''I gave it to a girl in class'', and she wasn''t happy about it" "Did onee-chan want to eat the cookies you made?" "But onee-chan doesn''t like sweet things" "That''s not the problem. Onee-chan is really pitiful there" "I''m the one to be pitied here. I had salt water for breakfast this morning!" "Salt water for breakfast? Ahaha, that''s really amazing!" "That''s not funny at all! Who can live on with salt water alone!?" """AHAHAHAHAHA!!!""" Laughter erupted at that moment. It was always like this around Yoshii-kun. Everyone was happy, and Yoshii-kun smiled energetically as well. That is greathe has so many things I do not have "Hm~? I wonder who Akihisa-kun made these cookies for that caused him to end up like this~" Amidst the laughter, Kanda-san whispered as she glanced at me. The rabbits continued to nibble grass in front of me. During the pet caring time after school, I spent time alone with the rabbit. I put the food that dropped out back inside the tray, and the female rabbit happily licked my hand. I could not help but give a grin at this moment. "Good one, children." I patted on the back of the rabbits that turned back to eat the food from the tray. The rabbit then tilted its head and gave a soft voice. Rabbits would make noises when they are happy or angry, and I only learned of that as a pet caring member. At first, I wanted to quit the job of being a pet-pet raising member, but I really liked this job. Every day, I would look forward to duty time that occurred once every week. The rabbits were that cute, andYoshii-kun had duty as well. However, "Did Yoshii-kun forget about the duty today?" I patted the rabbit on the back as I said. Today''s duty is swapped over with another day because another class had to go to another school today, so Yoshii-kun probably forgot because of this. "It''s a pity" I whispered as I scratched it from behind the ears. The rabbit probably felt good as it let out a soft voice. After taking good care of them, I kept the cleaning equipment and closed the rabbit hut door. "Bye bye. I''ll come back." I said my farewells and went back to the classroom to get the bag. "chan, you find Kojima-san to be better? "Ehh, but he often play pranks." "I can''t stand him either." I returned to the classroom, and heard the voices from within. Most likely, there were still some people chatting in the classroom. I opened the door and silently walked in. As expected, the ones inside were my classmates--Kanda-san''s group of 4 in the classroom. "Reika-chan, so yours is?" "Yes, Akihisa-kun." "Ah, I understand!" "He''s so cool, right? Like during PE class." "Right?" I heard the name I was concerned with, and immediately looked over. And my eyes met Kanda-san''s as her group looked over at me. "" Kanda-san narrowed her eyes as she smiled and asked, "Hey, Plain Lover-san, who do you like most?" "Ye, yes?" This unexpected question caused me to panic. "Do you have someone you like?" "No, I, well, no" I did not really understand what it meant to like someoneand, I did not think that this kind of thing was to be said with others "What''s the problem here? Tell me~" "We want to know too." "Yea, it''s too sneaky if you don''t tell us after hearing us~" "Eve, even if you say so" I did not hear much, and I did not want to hear them in the first place Kanda-san said as she saw that I was unwilling to talk, "Well, it''s--nothing. If you don''t have one, so be it." "Eh?" She let me off just like that? I thought she would pursue this further. "I thought you would say Akihisa-kun, but it''s great if that''s not the case." "Eh? What''s the problem with that. You''ll definitely win when compared to Plain Lover." "Yeah~ you''re skinny and cute, Reika-chan." These words hurt me. I did feel this way personally, but it was really sad to hear these words said right at me. I am fat, and not cute at all As I looked dejected, Kanda-san and the rest continued, "We can''t say that. Boys are kids after all. If you say so--" "Ah, well, the other boys will move further away from him." "It''s pitiful that Akihisa-kun would be teased by other boys." "Especially when he got involved with Plain Love, right?" Ah The moment I heard the words Kanda-san''s group said, I remembered. It was true that those boys who talked to the girls would be teased. If that was what would happen when he talks to me, I wonder what will happen if he likes me "But does Akihisa-kun really like Plain Lover?" "Hurry up and say it, you know?" They asked me again. I had doubtful feelings of not wanting to cause trouble for Yoshii-kun, felt embarrassed as I wanted to keep this secret, and alsoI had a little pride in me. These feelings intertwined with each other, and before I realized this, I cried out. "I--I DON''T LIKE YOSHII-KUN AT ALL!" I did not know why I just had to say it at that moment. Even if it was just a few moments earlier or later, even if it was just a little softer Then-- "Ahermdid I hear something I shouldn''t have listened to?" And then, Yoshii-kun would not have heard it. "A, Akihisa-kun? Why?" "Haven''t you returned back?" "I remembered that I have pet caring duty, so I rushed backbut it looks like it''s done. Sorry, Mizuki-chan." Yoshii-kun lowered his head at me, but I was thoroughly confused-- "!" I took my bag from the table, and ran away from the classroom without looking back. "Ah! Mizuki-chan!" "Forget about it, Akihisa-kun. Don''t bother with Plain Lover-san." "Right right. Plain Lover-san doesn''t like you anyway, so it''s not like it matters anyway." "Speaking of which, Akihisa-kun, can you talk with me for a short moment?" "" "??? What is it, Akihisa-kun?" "Sure, I have something I want to say to you too, Reika-chan." After that incident, I had been living through the days in a daze. Because of that, I did not notice that everyone stopped calling me ''Plain Lover'' from a certain point. "What is it, Yuki-chan?" Now, even my friends who often called me ''Mizuki-chan would call me Yuki-chan. I think it was derived from ''Mizuki-chanZuki-chanYuki-chan "Kanda-san and the rest started calling you that first." And I could only get this answer when I asked about how this nickname came about. Kanda-san''s group; I started thinking more into this the moment I heard about this. Did they call me Yuki-chan because I looked as fat as a snowman, or "You don''t look fine recently, Yuki-chan. What happened?" "No, it''s nothing." My friends were worried, so I answered them with a smiling face. It was nothing in the first place. "Then, I''ll go for my pet caring duty then." "Ah, okay. See you, Yuki-chan." I bid farewell to my friends that were heading home, and ran off to the rabbit house. I opened the rusted gate and went in. The rabbits came running over, seeing if it was me. "Hello there. How are you feeling?" I greeted the rabbits that were jumping around me. The rabbits seemed rather happy as they let out cries. "I''ll clean up now, so wait for the food, okay?" I put the rabbits that were hopping around out of the hut one by one, cleaned up the inside of the hut, changed the water, the bedding grass, and finally, I served the food the rabbits were waiting so long for. They happily nibbled on it. Normally, I would stroke them on the backbut today, I started to think mindlessly. "I--I DON''T LIKE YOSHII-KUN AT ALL!" These same words continued to repeat in my mind. I really regretted it, and I was dejected over it. I actually said that to the kind Yoshii-kun, and worst of all, he personally heard it He definitely hates me now. Yoshii-kun was kind, and up till now, he had not shown it, but he definitely hates me in his heart. Anyone will be angry when someone like me says ''I don''t like'' with regards to them. "I didn''t expect that I would say such hurtful things to Yoshii-kun." Before that, I would feel happy whenever he called me, but now, I keep avoiding his eyes. I could not do the pet-caring duty I normally looked forward to because I was admitted into hospital from time to time, and he had to do the pet-caring alone. Nowadays, I could not stand being alone with Yoshii-kun. "Haa" There was a saying that happiness will slip away if I sighed. In that case, I suppose no happiness, no matter how small it is, will befall me in the end. I had been practically sighing whenever I breathed. As I was feeling depressed, I felt a soft touch at my feet. Conscious of this, I looked over, and saw a rabbit rubbing itself at my feet. It was the youngest girl that always had its head tilted. "" I wordlessly squat down to pat her back, and the other rabbits, on seeing my reaction, tilted their heads and let out a cry ''Nu'' before going back to nibble on their food. Were they comforting me? I thought as I stared at the rabbits that were eating, occasionally looking up at me. "If you want to be loved, you have to love others first." As what otou-san said, once I started loving the rabbits, the rabbits loved me back too. However, in that case-- "I will be hated if I said that I do not like, I guess" This thought continued to swirl in my mind. "I didn''t want to say that in the first place" My vigor and happiness slipped out of my mouth with that sigh. And it was two weeks later that I caught a fever and got admitted into hospital. I suppose it was really true when they say that illnesses come from mind. On a particular morning a week ago, I got up, found out that I had a fever, and took sick leave, but the fever just would not subside. The next day, I went to the hospital I often went to. Right now, my fever has subsided somewhat, but since I still have to take many tests and treatment, therefore I continued to be hospitalized. It seems that my bodys immunity system is slightly weaker. The doctor at the hospital did say when youre an adult, you dont have to come to the hospital. I was already used to seeing this hospital room. Inside this unpleasant pure white room, there was a large bed and a chair for guests to sit on. On the table beside the bed, there were flowers okaa-san put there, and there were also postcards my classmates wrote in when I was hospitalized. Get well soon, Kawai Nene Lets go out and play when youre recovered! Yoshino Shinobu. A lot of things happened. Sorry, please take care of yourself. Kanda Reika. Amongst everyones encouraging words, there was one line from Kanda-san. Also Ill definitely go visit youYoshii Akihisa. Amongst the letters that were sent, there was Yoshii-kuns message as well. After seeing this, I wondered if Yoshii-kun bothered about the words I said about him, or rather, I wonder if he forgot all about it Or rather, maybe I can say that Yoshii-kun never had any thoughts about me in the first place. I may be just an afterthought to Yoshii-kun. As expected, someone cute and energetic like Kanda-san is better than me In the past, she would give a few bad looks to me, but she would not do so recently. She even wrote an apology on the postcard and was worried about me. Kanda-sans so goodand so energetic, athletic, cute, gentle I cannot match her in every way. Besides, I do not like myself at all. I hate the fact that I have no good points, and I hate that I keep hesitating like this. I wonder what Yoshii-kun felt when I, an annoying person said that I dont like him. Did he feel shocked, or The more I thought about that, the more worse I felt. Oh yes. I have to study I brought the bag beside my bed over and laid out the studying materials in front of me. Since my body is feeling better, I have to work hard for the one weeks worth of lessons that I had missed. I want to catch up with everyone, even if it is only about studies There was no one else inside the ward room. I continued to do a maths assessment book alone inside, and the ticking of the clocks second hand just felt very loud. And then, I found that I wrote a wrong answer. AhI filled in the wrong answer column I accidentally wrote the answers I should have written on the left side on the right instead. I looked back to see where the problem arose from, and found that I wrote the answer of the 4th question in the wrong column. Ahahathis isnt good I erased the parts I wrote wrongly with an eraser and rewrote the answer again. And then, as I was rubbing away with my eraser, the page on the assessment book was torn as it let out an annoying sound. Really, I cant do anything Why is it that I am so useless no matter what I do? I am so gloomy, not cute, so weak, and cannot even do my maths well Uuuu All sorts of feelings swelled in my heart, and tears came out from my eyes. It was a good thing no one was looking, and I continued to cry as I did the questions. On the next day, at 8pm. Visiting time was over, and okaa-san got up to return home. Then, Mizuki-chan, Ill come back to visit tomorrow. Un, thank you for bringing the books here, okaa-san. I thanked okaa-san graciously for bringing books to me. I often talked about how cute the rabbits at school were when I was at home, so okaa-san bought me a book called How to raise Rabbits. Maybe she will allow me to raise rabbits at home. Speaking of which, a boy was buying the same book when I bought this book. Is it a current trend to raise rabbits? Okaa-san said this before she returned back. I will be happy if that is the case. The little rabbits are really cute. Your body is recovering nowadays, but dont stay up overnight. Okay~ Okaa-san left these final reminders behind as she walked out of the hospital. Left alone in the patient wardroom, I hurriedly reached over for the How to raise Rabbits. It will be great if there is a way to make rabbits happy written on it, so that I can try it out when I go to school. On the books, there were basic things like Important things for nurturing, things that they cant eat, and also more in-depth information like how to play together and How not to be hated. Ehso rabbits like to dig holesI didnt know that. Even if there is no dirt, they like to play with things given to them like tissue paper. I really wanted to try out all sorts of things with those children at school at this point. I could not help but continue reading, and saw the chapter Rabbit illnesses. The symptoms might be rather severe by the time you find out that the rabbit is sick. You have to spot early symptoms. These words caused my heart to tense up. I never thought that those children could get sick. But everyone has had good appetite, and they were jumping around energetically. It should be alright, right? The symptoms listed were similar to humans, like fever, loss of appetite, diarrhea, and those children never showed such symptoms. Thank goodness. Looks like theyre fine I continued to read the symptoms that did not match, and patted my chest as I continued. The last line that was listed, however, Also, rabbits might suffer from an illness called torticollis. Torticollis, I have never heard of this illness before. Torticollis is a disease caused by a problem in the organ controlling the balance in rabbits. The main illnesses will involve inner ear and middle ear infection. On rare occasions, it might be caused by a parasite damaging the brain. Problem, illness, brain damage. I could not help but hold my breath as I read the horrifying words laid out in front of me. It is alright, they are still energetic, nothing will happen to them The symptoms include unsteady walking, tripping, repeated tilting of the head, and so on. Eh? Tilting heads, now that it was mentioned, I remembered that youngest girl that was less than a year old . The illness will develop based on the body size, and sometimes, it might die in a short time. That child had been tilting its head repeatedly for a long time, towards the same direction over and over again. Once you find it tilting its head, you have to bring it to a specialist clinic. I had been in hospital for a week, and it had been 3 weeks ago ever since the last time I saw that child. Doesn''t this one seem rather concerned about us? It has been tilting its head at us. That''s its trait. It''s cute, isn''t it? It was not a habit, it was sick! I felt angry at my stupidity. It was because I thought that I knew about everything, and I did not notice it back then! The symptoms might be rather severe by the time you find out that the rabbit is sick. You have to spot early symptoms. I recalled the opening line in this chapter. Problem, illness, brain damagedeath. It might be too late if I do not hurry up. That sort of thing is impossible! I said these words that I did not actually managed to hear. The symptoms might be rather severe by the time you find out that the rabbit is sick. The words on the book caused me to feel more and more uneasy. Unknowingly, I ran out from the wardroom to the school. The school at night was so silent and dark, without a trace of life. How is thatpossible I collapsed on the floor in a limp manner as I looked into the rabbit house. The father and mother rabbits were sleeping soundly. Slightly further awaythat rabbit that was less than 1 year old was lying face up, not moving at all. I did not know if it was because the illness developed quickly during these past few days as that child lay on a towel that was not too cold, acting as a bed. The hay on the tray were scattered apart for easy eating. But the care showed by the pet raising committee members did not work at all, and this child slept silently without breathing. Why! It was still energetic before this! It was even prodding at my body, and comforted me when I felt down. It was just, 3 mere weeks ago! I did not have any faint hopes about whether it was just sleeping while facing upwards. I knew, without cuddling it, that it died in the middle of the night. Mizuki-chan? As I was spacing out, someone called me by my name. The owner of the voice was holding the book I just read. Yoshiikun Why is he here, why does he have that book? I would have such doubts in the past, but at this point, I only had one thought. It was my fault. The reason why this child died is because I did not notice it. There were so many telltale signs before this, but I did not notice it even when it tilted its head. If I had checked through it carefully, if I had discovered it earlier, it could have been saved. This child died because I was hospitalized. If I had carried out my duty as a representative and told others about how it keeps tilting its head, maybe the vet might be able to save it. Why is it that I just cannot do anything. I have a weak body, I am gloomy, I am fat, not cute, and have very poor athleticism. I can even fill the answers wrong, and I could not realize that the rabbit I loved is feeling sick. Mizuki-chan, about the rabbit, sorry Yoshii-kun said to me in a concerned manner. It was the same for Yoshii-kun. He is so kind to such a person like me, and I even said I dont like him after all that had happened. All sorts of annoying thoughts swirled in my mindthe one little friend that would comfort me at this moment can no longer move because of me. Mizuki-chan, are you alright? The things I hate, the things that cause me anguish, and the things that cause me bitterness, the more I thought about this I HAD ENOUGH!! EVERYTHINGEVERYTHING!! I yelled without thinking about anything and ran away from that place. I did not remember how I ran. Before I realized it, I was back at my hospital room when the lights were out, and I buried my face in the pillow, crying. Why is it that I cannot do anything? What am I doing wrong? Why is it that I am so useless? This sudden sequence of events caused me to have negative thoughts. No matter what I do, someone like me will keep failing. Am I an existence that annoys people when I approach them? If that is really the case, am I going to be hated by everyone for the rest of my life? I lost my little friend, and I could not stop hating myself as I cried for a rather long time. The nurse checking the room would probably feel annoyed about talking to me, so I covered the blanket over myself and continued to cry. My throat hurt, and my tears were dry. I lifted my head weakly, and saw that the hands on the clock pointed at 11. I should be sleeping now I did not feel like sleeping, but I had to do this. Okaa-san will be troubled if my body weakens even more after another late night. I dont want okaa-san to hate me here I dont want to have any dreams tonight, whether theyre good or bad I did not want to experience both the pain of the dream or the loneliness of waking up. I closed my eyes that were swollen from the crying, slipped the blanket over myself again, and at this moment Hachoo! My ears suddenly heard this voice. Eh? I dragged my sleeping body up and looked around. This voice, did someone sneeze? Was it from the next room? But the walls were not so thin that a sneeze could be heard Hachoo! As I thought about that, I heard that voice again. The voice came from the large window facing the courtyard. I, who was so tired from crying that I could not turn my head, did not want to think of anything as I got off the bed and pulled the curtain aside. And then, I was shocked and made speechless by the scene outside the window. Why? There was a tall and large tree outside the window. And Yoshii-kuns body was shaking as he sat on a branch. Yoshii-kun!? I opened the window and called out to Yoshii-kun who was outside. Ah, Mizuki-chan, good evening. Yoshii-kun greeted me just like how he would greet me when I was on my way to school. Good evening isnt the issue here! Why are you over there!? In contrast, I asked back in a thoroughly confused manner. And then, Yoshii-kun stared at my face and said. Because you look really sad, Mizuki-chan. Eh? Do you know? Its better to be with someone else at this time. Yoshii-kun beamed as he looked like he was trying to encourage me. On the other hand, I was becoming more and more confused because I could not understand Yoshii-kuns actions. To be with someone elseso hes been sitting on the tree outside so late at night, in such a cold weather, all for this!? If he says that he wants to be together, would it not be meaningless to be outside without myself knowing in the first place!? Why Why must you do this!? You can just leave me alone! It is better to forget about someone like me who cannot do anything, who can only add onto other peoples troubles! In response to my words, Yoshii-kun said with an incredulous look, Eh? Why must I leave you alone? Why? Why in! Because of me! I said that I do not like you already, Yoshii-kun!? Did you not hear me say it that time!? Yeah, I did hear it. Then! Then you would definitely hate me But I do not mind about that. Onee-chan always said that I am not popular with girls, and also Yoshii-kun kept his always smiling face as he continued, Even if you dont like me, Mizuki-chan, I do like you. At that moment, all the words that rushed to my mouth vanished. Yoshii-kuns like and my like were different. I knew that he was talking about the like between friends. But even sothese words were already a big treasure I gained. Ah, thats right. I got something I want to give you, Mizuki-chan. As I was at a loss of words, Yoshii-kun agilely used the branch to get to the window. Here, a get-well-soon gift. Yoshii-kun said as he pulled out something small from his pocket. A rabbit, hairclip? Yeah. Yoshii-kun nodded. You might become very depressed about seeing rabbits, Mizuki-chanbut that kid definitely wont wish for this. Yoshii-kun said as he was at arms length from me. So I hope youll continue to like rabbits for that kids sake, Mizuki-chan. And then, Yoshii-kun reached his hand out and put the rabbit hairclip onto my hair. Un. You look like a Snow Rabbit, Mizuki-chan, just like what everyone says. Once again, he showed the smiling face I liked most. After that, 7 years had passed. I was in a different class from Akihisa-kun after we went on to fifth grade, and we never actually had the time to talk to each other after thatuntil our second year in high school. But a lot of things happened recently A lot of things happened one after another, as if it was a make-up of all the lost time at one go. I did all sorts of various things with Akihisa-kun, and our relationship is now better than before. Principal-sensei even talked about studying overseas Really, so many things happened that I am all confused now. Hey, Akihisa-kun, what should I do? I inadvertently let out a soft sound, and then GACHAK Mizuki-chan, Im going to wash the clothes. Is there anything you want to wash Hiyaaaaaaahhhh!? Okaa-san suddenly walked into the room. I, I thought my heart nearly stopped! Okaa-san! Didnt I say to knock the door before entering the room? Ahsorry, okaa-san always forgets about this. isnt there a knock please! sign hanging on the door? Hmmbut okaa-san isnt good at baseball, you know. Thats not it, okaa-san!? This knock isnt that kind of knock! Speaking of which, I only learnt this baseball-related knowledge recently. Then, Mizuki-chan, what were you thinking about? Eh, well, thats Embarrassed, I turned my eyes away. In other words, youre engrossed in your primary school life with Yoshii-kun Fueeh? How did you know? Youre thinking that you should have switched the recorders secretly that time, right? Ah, its okay, the latter half is all wrongno, thats not good at all, okaa-san!? Ufufu, youre asking me how I know? Of course I do, Im your mother. Stop! Dont look like you guessed everything correctly! I never thought of doing that in the first place! I feel that okaa-sans impression on me has changed ever since she saw the bolster. Thatthat, I just bought it out of convenience! Okaa-san ignored my panicking self as she gave a steady look, continuing, I have only met him once, but Yoshii-kun is a good kid. Ah, un. Thats right. Hes really kind, just like in primary school. Yeah. He has become Mizuki-chans prince charming ever since then. Do, dont say that! Ever since she knew about this, okaa-san would occasionally tease me with this. But why has Yoshii-kun been so nice to you right from the beginning? Eh? Okaa-san suddenly said. Why? Becausehes Akihisa-kun? Maybe Yoshii-kun likes Mizuki-chan in the first place? How can that be? Thats impossible. I immediately denied okaa-sans guess. That is because there is nothing to like about me. Really? That might now be the case. Everyone has their own fated encounter, you know. Okaa-san continued to joke with me without knowing the truth. I said that it was impossible already. Okay, please go out. Im thinking about something! Okay okay, I understand. I pushed okaa-san by the back and nudged her out of the room. Fuureally, okaa-sans always like that I closed the door and sighed hard. Akihisa-kun, huh? Because of her, my mind was filled with this name. I opened the drawer and took out something from within A rabbit hairclip. The treasure I got when I was in primary school. Akihisa-kun looked like he had forgotten that he was the one who handed me this gift, but I still remember it clearly. At that moment, as I kept crying alone in that dark wardroom, Akihisa-kun said to me with a gentle voice, So I hope youll continue to like rabbits and left this treasure in my hand. I did not forget a single moment during this incident. Yes, I do like themstarting from that moment, until now Akihisa-kun, I really love them; both the rabbits, and you. Volume 10.5, Author Notes Volume 10.5, Author Notes I will like to thank you sincerely for picking up this book, Im the author of this light novel, Inoue Kenji. Unknowingly, the baka test series has reached the 15th volume. It has been 5 years and a half, and I really want to thank you, the readers, very much for following this series for a long time. Please continue to support me until the end of this series. Speak of which, the interludes this time include the polling I got from the okamas I mentioned in the afterwords of the previous volume! Thank you very much for allowing me to make use of this, everyone. Ill also like to express my apology for mentioning this story again And then, there were a lot of questions I asked, and everyones replies were really interesting. Everyone around me was telling, This is really interesting! Lets do this again next time. I really never expected them to be so proficient at talking about such things. I am really curious as to how they managed to refine such outstanding talking skills here. I had a lot of things I wanted to write, but due to the limited number of pages, I have to cut quiet a few things out from here in tears Thus, this becomes a simple introduction for every single chapter. I am really sorry here. Me and Brother and the Mysterious Bolster How did I come up with this short story? It seems that everyone has been asking me about this at one point. I am sorry, but I do not know where I got this inspiration from. I just wrote this chapter while thinking They dont have any underclassmen Kubo-kuns little brother is one of those with the precious (relatively) common sense in this work. If he really enters Fumitzuki Academy, he will probably be playing the straight man so much until he starts getting ulcers in his stomach. I must definitely write about him properly if he does appear in the future. Me and Yuuji and the Dangerous Black Magic I always wanted to write a story about swapping around, and if I wanted to write it, I can probably write out a volume. To be honest, I really cut out a lot here. I originally wanted to include Ironman, Takahashi-sensei, Hazuki and so on in this story. It really is not easy for me to shorten this. Me and the Future and Summoned Beasts This is the series of the principal that comes in handy anytime and the summoned beasts. In the end, what I want to say is that I just want to see the illustrations. I do not have any second thoughts about this. Me (Watashi) and Usagi and My Ambiguous First Love Who are you!? This version of Akihisa appears, and to be honest, it might not be a reach to call it his heyday. What exactly caused him to end up like this? The Yoshii couple probably argued a lot over how to education their children here. I personally wanted to let the high school version of Akira appear, but in that case, Mizukis presence in this story will have to be removed completely, and Akihisas chastity and morality will be doomed. Thus, I restrained myself here and chose to write about how Akira felt jealous that Akihisa was popular with the girls. As I write on, the pages are coming to an end. I dont have any space left to write, so I can only write some simple thanks here. I am really sorry about this. To Haga-san, who is in charge of the illustrations, I am really left speechless by the cover page, beginning of the volume, and insert illustrations. With all these wonderful illustrations, I really want to have a look at Akira in high school! K-sama in charge of editing. I really admire your attitude, and I was saved by your enthusiastic I will think of a way! positive thinking. Really, thank you very much. I will also like to thank all the people involved in this work in all sorts of ways. I will continue to work hard in the future! And finally, it is time for a synopsis of the next volume. The next volume is the last volume in this series. There is still a little left, and I will like to ask everyone to continue supporting me until the end! Volume 11, The First Question Volume 11, The First Question Thatdamned granny! She pulled that sort of stunt on us!? We were just one step away from our victory here! How many daysdoesnt she know how many days Ive been waiting for this!? Now shes actually saying such selfish things to me now!? Yuuji. I won''t be content with just splitting her body now! How am I going to repay this grudge now!? Yuuji. Dont stop me, Shouko! Im going to concentrate my burning rage and boiling grudge inside this bat and smash that old hag a thousand times We lost just now. Huh? You won, Yuuji and everyone else. We admit defeat. Why are you saying such a thing? What are you trying to say? This isnt okay? What do you mean not okayShouko, this isnt the problem to me here. Then, whats the problem? For the sake of better facilities. Youre lying. You wont fuss over such a thing, Yuuji. Himejis physical condition. There hasnt been any problems up till now. Ahhwell, about that, how should I put it? Yes? Dont mind about such small details! You havent answered my question. Oh, looks like Akihisa got into quite the tough predicament there! I have to go help him out there! Yuuji, why are you so insistent on having the summoning war? Please answer the following question: Please name the three kingdoms that ruled China during the Three Kingdoms era. Himeji Mizukis answer: Gi Shoku Go Teachers comment: Correct answer. They are also called Sougi For Gi, Shokukan for Shoku, and Tougo for Go. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: Gi Shoku Go Teachers comment: Please write down the answers in kanji. Shimada Minamis answer: Gi Shoku Kure Teachers comment: Since you dont know how to write kanji, you ended up mixing in a certain city in Hiroshima. His eyebrows are really long. He has a nice nose bridge and a slender lower chin; I can only describe such a beautiful face as a work of art. And then, his fringe gently caressed my face and I PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, AKIHISA! DONT LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS! What happened just now was so shocking that I cant face reality properly. Takashiro, you bastard! You actually used such a psychological attack! Its okay for you now because Akihisa just managed to understand homosexual love, isnt it!? IM NOT OKAY WITH THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP AT ALL, YUUJI! I DONT WANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF WORLD AT ALL!! Yuujis words dragged me from my thoughts back into reality. I, I actually kissed a guy! A-Akihisa-kun? Erm, wellI dont know what to say now, but thank you for saving meis this alright? Himeji-sans feeling really troubled, but she still awkwardly thanked me. No, its fine. If its for Himeji-sans sake, this little thing Himeji, dont mind Akihisa. This has been his ambition for a long time anyway. (GARRAK) Tamano Mikis late, but shes now here! Tamano!? Who called you here!? Nobody can keep up with you in such conversations! But someone called me here by saying homo! Arent your ears a little too weird!? Youre mistaken here! Go back now! Did I hear it wronglyreally, why must you get in my way? Ive been thinking of getting memorial photos of Aki-chan and Takashiro-sempai here Hold on a minute, Tamano-san! I think I just heard some weird lines in the back! Akihisa thats enough! Letting her stay here is going to cause us nothing but trouble! I want to see your surprised expressionthe terminal of friendshipthe new world WHY ARE YOU MUTTERING SUCH THINGS LIKE THEYRE TITLES OR SOMETHING WHEN YOURE GOING BACK!? WHAT DEVELOPMENTS ARE YOU THINKING HERE!? WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUBLISH THIS COLLECTION OF PHOTOS, DAMN IT!! Before my cries of agony reached Tamano-san, she skipped out of 2-As classroom. Arghto what extent is my pride going to be trampled on? Hmlooks like I cant continue talking like this now. Lets start over again since it cant be helped. My enemy as well as the mastermind behind this, Takashiro-sempai, continues on as he sees us in this commotion. Takashiro-sempai, can I speak with you for a moment? A male student stands in front of Takashiro-sempai. Hm? Youre the second ranked of the second years, Kubo Toshimitsu-kun right? What do you want with me? Well, its very awkward to say such a thing to you, sempai Kubo-kun nudged his glasses and warned Takashiro-sempai. But I cant just let you go back like this you know. And then, Kubo-kun lowered his upper body as he faced Takashiro-kun. To the serious Kubo-kun, I guess its really hard for him to accept the ridiculous proposal from the 3rd years. He may have sounded really calm, but Ive never seen him so angry up till now. Kubo Toshimitsu-kun, if you have any objections about the proposal us 3rd years made That doesnt matter now. Kubo-kun immediately denied this. What is he trying to do? Sempai, just let me beat you up or I wont be able to relieve my frustration So youre going to punch me once for the sake of your friend? No, for Yoshii-kunsand my sake. Two punches altogether. Why is he counting me in this too? I see. I dont like violencebut at this moment, it looks like I can only play along with you. Even if youre an upperclassman, there are some boundaries that are not meant to be crossed but you have crossed them. Im going to beat you up with Yoshii-kuns regret and my fury. Wh-why do things feel very complicated hereI have to say something, some joke to calm the situation now! Erm, erm! Stop it you two! Dont fight each other for my sake! Dont stop me here Yoshii-kun! Ill take back your trampled pride for your sake! Alright, Kubo Toshimitsu-kun, if you insist, Ill be your opponent for now. Whats going onthey wont stop no matter what I do now!? Oi! Heroine! If you dont do something, well end up with a situation we cant handle! WHOS THE HEROINE HERE, YOU IDIOT YUUJI!!? First your lips were suddenly taken away, and now guys are fighting over youarent you the heroine since youre in the middle of all this? What is it Akihisa? (Sobs)(snivels) Wait! Youre really crying!? Because Yuuji said (sobs) something really cruel to me (Snivels) Dont cry Akihisa. Youll cause a bigger commotion if you keep crying here! Damn it! Either you or Takashiro-sempai can go kiss that old hag of a principal and become unfortunate! Consider this a wish from me! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING HERE!? How selfish! Hes not going down to hell with me here. What kind of classmate is he!? Hey, Mizuki. What is it, Minami-chan? Exactly what happened in the end? I-I dont really knowI came here late, so Im not really informed Ive been here right from the beginning, but I dont understand whats going on at all. Ahh, thats enough! You brats are really noisy! Quiet down and listen to me! SHUT UP YOU MONSTER!!! The principals interference caused us to interrupt our showdown when we could nearly do so, and the class F members all shouted in unison as they were vexed because of this. Kubo Toshimitsu-kun and everyone from class F, please calm down Takashiro-sempai, who had a stareoff with Kubo-kun, stood in front of the principal while seemingly trying to mediate. How do you expect everyone to calm down here! Someone interfered with our wish here! And you made us see such a disgusting thing! How do you expect to compensate us here!? You and that old hag can scram! Bring out Kogure-sempai! The members of class F started yelling at Takashiro-sempai and the principal. Is that so? I understand why everyones unhappy here. Takashiro-sempai answered in an extremely calm manner. Obviously as everyone can see here, the principal indeed does not have a nice appearance. Is this really the main point of this issue? Takashiro-kun, thats enough Kogure-sempai has the same idea as me, and although she tried to advise Takashiro-sempai, he continues on. The principal really isnt prettyand I can even say that her looks arent even average. Please stop. Dont continue on any further. EhhI might even say that its more accurate to call her ugly! Please calm down, Takashiro-kun! The principal will really become your enemy in this case. Relax, Kogure. Right from the start, Ive been treating everyone here as my enemy. But peoples worth isnt decided by their appearance! You have to listen to the principal even if shes ugly! Even if she looks like this, shes still able to talk with others here! I understand now, Takashiro-kun. Looks like theres still a need to further educate you. Kogure-sempai herself may not have that intention, but she let out a sigh in a really bewitching manner. Also, is Takashiro-sempais head really alright here? Alright, well leave Takashiros punishment to Kogurenow lets get back to the main point about the summoning war between the second years and third years. It seems that the principal agreed to the fact that Takashiro-sempai needs to be punished as she changed the topic. Upon hearing the summoning war issue pop up, Yuujis expression changed. Principal, let me get this straight. Do we have the right to refuse this war? If there is, you dont think that Ill deliberately make my way here to interfere in your war, right? Thats true. Just to be sure. Yuuji nodded away, seemingly expecting this. Thats true, if we can reject the principals proposal even after her interference, shell really deserve a thousand deaths or more. So what about that? Its enough for us to kill you here! We planned to use that large display for a viewing party! How do you intend to compensate me when I was going to rub my face on Kirishima-sans seat here! Never mind. It doesnt matter whether it was the case or not, since the end would be the same for her either way. The principal looks like shes trying to appease the furious class as she tries to warn them not to do so yet. Anyway, there are still a lot of things you want to say to me, right? But you can leave it for the time being cant you? You can boil me or roast me however you want after this anyway. I understand. Once this is over, Ill kill you without remorse here. Eh? The principal answered in shock. What are you shocked about? Youre the one who said this. Its not weird to have whatever outcome happen to you after this, right? A-anyway, The summoning war between the second and third years is an established thing so we can consider this to be a school event. Since its a school event, we naturally dont have room to object. Of course, boycotting it is a completely different case altogether. Let me ask you again, old hag. Whats being bet on this year? The facilities of the respective years. The losing year has to give up its own A, B, C, classrooms, for the winners D, E, F classrooms. In other words, as long as we win, we can get their A, B, C classrooms? Thats how it is. Is that condition really fair to us? Huh. They wont give up anything even if they lose, right? Eh? Yuuji said while nearly clicking his tongue. Whats going on? Think about it, Akihisa. Theres still 2 months before the 3rd years can have their study break. Even if they lose their facilities, they can just stay at home to study, and they dont have to come to school to study at all. As the private Fumitzuki Gakuen is called a prep school, the free school period is earlier than the other schools. Its true that the 3rd years dont need to attend school starting from December onwards. In contrast, we second years have to study on until March next year. The benefits are the same, but the risks are different, which makes things unfair for us, right? Thats not true, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun. We third years have given up on the precious time before the exams. Dont you find that our risks are equal? Well, in that case, how about we maintain the status quo for each others sake. Thats a pity, but you cant do that. A little boy suddenly appeared from behind Takashiro-sempai. Its the overseas exchange student Linne-kun. Why not, Linne-kun? Because I came here to watch this summoning war! Eh? Is that so? Un! So Ill be troubled if you interrupt this war! Even if you tell us that And this will be more troubling for you, isnt it, Akihisa? This war will involve the sponsors mmm Its not good to rattle off like this, brat. Linne-kun wanted to say something, but his mouth was covered by the principal from behind. Cough, I seesorry Toudou. Good that you understand. Theres probably some reason amongst the adults, but it seems that the principal doesnt want Linne-kun blurting it out. I dont really understand the situation, but it seems that were not really at a loss of what to do. It seemed that Yuuji thought of something as he went over to Linne-kun. Hm? What is it? Oh brat, I think you said that you like trasAkihisa, right? Right, I really like trasAkihisa! I resisted the urge to argue back. And then, youre the representative reporting the situation in this school, right? Right! Then its simple. For your most beloved Akihisa, just report that this school is in great condition. All problems will be settled then. I see! Nope! Ah, theres a popped vein on Yuujis head. Why no? This ideas really logical. Because I like the cool Akihisa. I can see Akihisas cool side in a summoning war, so you have to do this! Listen up, brat. Once he said this, Yuuji placed his hands on Linne-kuns shoulders, and answered seriously, If you want to keep believing in that illusion, its best that you listen to me. Oi Yuuji, youre saying that a summoning war can kill someones illusion like that!? I cant stand it if this brat goes crazy due to despair. Theres no problem! I only saw two summoning wars, but Akihisas really cool! In this situation, anyone can see that Linne-kuns on my side here. Sakamoto Yuuji-kun, no matter what you said, the principal has already agreed to this summoning war. Lets just treat it as a school official event . Huh? So the third year upperclassmen are that obedient? Yuuji answered back Takashiro-sempai in a sarcastic manner. It seems that hes still furious that the war with A class was interrupted. Pardon me for interrupting here. Hideyoshi, who had been observing things up till now, suddenly raised his hand. What is it? Hm, well, how about the second years can make peace with the third years and declare this contest as a draw? In this case, the third years wont have to waste time that can be used to prepare for the exam. Hideyoshis proposal is good. But, No, if youre going to do such a stupid thing, Ill tell the higher ups something bad here, you know? Linne-kun immediately refused. But Linne, your beloved Akihisa will feel troubled by this. I said no! I like this cool Akihisa here! Akihisa will be sad if I end up not liking him! Linne-kun, Im happy that youre saying this about me, but this is like saying that Im not likeable outside the summoning war. And Akihisas not only my hero! I know that! And then, he gives a meaningful look at my pocket and Minami. My pocket should have a translated text of some random English book, right? Linne-kun, whats on the paper you just gave me? Un, its something really important. Something important to Linne-kunits most likely something regarding the summoning war, or maybe about the school exchange thing. Takashiro-sempai probably had the same idea as me as he lowers his head at me. Im really sorry, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, but can you please hand me the paper he just mentioned? Why? Maybe theres some personal career path written on it or something. Career path? Yeah. Its really private. Speaking of which, whats Takashiro-sempais personal career path. Its useless to me even if I read itwhat shall I do? I just feel annoyed if I have to just hand it over like this for some reason I dont feel this way, but are you somewhat in my personal information, Yoshii Akihisa-kun? Take it, you damned thief! I take out the letter from my pocket and throw it hard at Takashiro-sempai. What kind of joke is this! I dont have any interest in this immature upperclassman at all! I like normal girls! Ahthe content of that letter isnt about that Eh? Whats written on it then? That? Ermits really something private! No, Ill say that I dont have any interest in Takashiro-sempais private affairs at all. Good grief. Were not getting anywhere at all. Upon seeing our rally here, the principal deliberately sighed. But principal, even if you want us to accept this immediately Be quiet. Ive already said that this is already established right from the beginning. Dont you find that its more constructive to talk about the details of some things rather than waste time like this? The principal said with a somewhat stern tone. Its true that since weve decided to hold this summoning war, our conversations dont have any meaning. Since our important war was already interfered with, there might not be much time left. Upon hearing the principal say this, Yuuji deliberately snorts and answers, Tch, damned old grannyokay. I cant accept this, but since I understand the reason behind this, lets talk about this summoning war. As expected of you, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun. Thats really a wise decision. Im not happy that youre praising me, not at all. The conversations now getting into the main point. Then, damned old granny, what are the rules of this summoning war? Its about the same as an ordinary summoning war. So that means that itll end when the reps for both years are defeated, right? Thats how it is. If were talking about the representatives for both years, the 3rd years rep will be Takashiro-sempai in front of me here And considering that the battle was ended prematurely just now, the second years rep will be Shouko. And it would end up like that. At the same time, there seems to be some special rule for the other class reps. Right, as long as a class rep is defeated, all the members of that class will have to head to the remedial room. In others, if Yuuji is defeated, our F class will have to head to the remedial room. Should we take down the general immediately? Or do we weaken each others fighting strength by beating the class reps? Its really hard to choose. Then what about the subjects of the summoning war? Us second years have a difference in choice of subjects compared to you, right? Thats basically it. Well base it on the subjects tested in the National Center Test. The center test!!? Takashiro-sempais words caused everyone to be shocked. Impossible, were using the Center Tests subjectswere using the Center Tests subjects for this summoning war!? 1. State the defensive position of Center Field in baseball 2. State the position closest to the hoop in basketball, the Center Whats that upperclassman saying out of a sudden!? Is he an idiot!? I cant stand this no matter what! Its really weird to have such unrelated subjects for such a thing here! Oh my? Yoshii Akihisa-kun, if you dont intend to take the Center Test, are you planning to enter a private school? Private!? Please dont say such an off-topic thing here, alright!? Shush, Akihisa. The fact that you dont have plans for your future may be leaked just like this, you know? Im thinking about it! At least I know that I cant possibly be a professional baseball player or a basketball player! Well, Akihisa-kun, please talk with me over there for a while. Ill tell you everything about the Center Test, okay? Since Himeji-san says so, I follow her to a corner of A class. Himeji-sans not too familiar with baseball rules, but she actually knows about the professional Center Test? Its an abbreviation of the National Center Test for University Admission, an independent administrative common Test that is held in the entire country at the same time. It is held before the universities begin their recruiting, and is held on the first weekend before January 13th. ~Taken from the Daijien~ Akihisa, what is it? Why are you honest out of a sudden? Maybe you dont know about the Center Test at all, Yoshii Akihisa-kun? No, thats not it. Well, I just mixed it up with the sports recommendation thing there. Its not like I dont know about it Upon hearing my answer, Takashiro-sempai shrugs his shoulders in an exaggerated manner. As expected, such a person who doesnt plan ahead cant be with you, Miss Himeji Mizuki. No, this isnt it! Akihisa-kuns just a little bad at studying and common sense, and he doesnt know about current affairs, thats all! Its not like he doesnt plan ahead! Yeah, Himejis right! You should be praising him for not mixing up the term center with the setter in volleyball! Okay okay, Akis working hard already. I believe hes a kid who can succeed as long as he works hard at it, you know? Uuno matter whose opinion is it here, the damage to my pride is really great here! As Im thinking about this issue of pride, Yuuji immediately gets back to the topic at hand. But since the test subjects selection is based on the Center Test, isnt it beneficial for you upperclassmen? But this is the best choice for both parties, right? Our Fumitzuki Gakuen here is a prep school after all. Takashiro-sempai smiles as he receives Yuujis glare. Then, what about health education? Do we scrap that subject completely? I suggested it to the principal But I cant allow this here. Both second and third years are studying health education. Are you unhappy about having this as a tested subject? Without health education, the fighting strength of our F class will drop drastically. I really want to support the principal for making this decision here. Then, I suppose my explanation ends here. The summoning war will happen a week later, and Ill notify you of any further rules later. The principal ends this conversation with an urgency of wanting to end her explanation. Hm? A week later? Are you unhappy about this? No, this isnt what I mean I might say its a good situation for us second years here. A week is enough time for us to replenish all our depleted points in the summoning war completely. Takashiro-sempai probably knows this as he asks the principal for confirmation again. Principal-sensei, do you seriously want to carry this out a week later? Youre noisy here, Takashiro. Didnt I say that the scale of this war is going to be 6 times that of before, and that I need the time to prepare? So thats how it is If this is really the case, itll be really strange. Since theres still a week left, why must she deliberately make her way here to stop our battle? We were so close here. The war will begin a week later at 9am. The entire school will be used for this. Do prepare well before the day of the war. The principal left these words, and left the classroom. Unah, never mind. Youll know about whats written on that letter one day, Akihisa. Dont mind too much about it! Sorry to intrude on the second years. Im really looking forward to the summoning war next week. And then, Linne-kun and Kogure-sempai proceed out of the classroom. Just when I suspect that Takashiro-sempai will stay here, he proceeds to walk towards me. What does he want? Takashiro-sempai, you still have something you want with me? Do relax, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. Im not looking for you now. But since theres a chance now, I want to talk with Miss Himeji Mizuki here. The moment Takashiro-sempai said this, I immediately got in front of Himeji-san to prevent him from approaching her. Im sorry, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, but can you let me through? It cant be helped, Takashiro-sempai. Since you intended to do something strange to Himeji-san just now, I cant let you approach her again. If you want to forcefully kiss Himeji-san again, Ill send you flying. As expected of you, Akihisa, your readiness to kiss a man is not just for show here. Are you addicted to it? Akihisas moving further and further away from us here Aki W-well, Im mentally prepared to take this level of disaster for Himeji-sans sakebut I really want to avoid such a situation here. Im really sorry, but I want to talk with Miss Himeji Mizuki, not you. Takashiro-sempai intends to ignore my existence, and immediately heads off to Himeji-san. Is that so? Ill pass on your words to her then. At this moment, I got right between them to prevent sempai from moving. I want the two of us to talk together. Can you please move aside for now? I understand now. Himeji-san said please wait for me in the incinerator. Ill go over there once I find a matchstick or a lighter. My Miss Mizuki wont say such a thing! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MY HERE! Sempai continues to use his footwork and feints to get past me, and I try my best to block his body. Our battles like a one vs one duel in basketball or soccer here. After a little struggle, we both stop at the same time, and our shoulders are heaving as we pant. Haahaayoull be hated if youre too annoying, sempai. Himeji-san now doesnt look like she likes Takashiro-sempai, but its best to agitate him now. Annoying? Being hated? What are you saying, Yoshii Akihisa-kun? In response to my words, Takashiro-sempai seems rather surprised as he shrugs his shoulders. Whats there to be hated in this enthusiasm from my overflow of love here? Everyone normally call such a person a stalker. He probably doesnt realize it himself. The enthusiasm from the overwhelming loveI can understand this. Kirishima-san!? You mustnt understand such a thingI want to say this, but I think that you two have similar thoughts here! Kirishima-san nods away as she looks at us. Yep. Its just like what the second year valedictorian said. Enthusiasm is an outstanding weapon. Nobodys unhappy about being confessed to by the opposite gender, I suppose? I believe these feelings will be accepted by her one day. If this sort of thinking is correct, I believe there wont be a thing called unrequited love here! And the term stalker most probably wont appear. But Yoshii Akihisa-kun. Please calm down and think. Since the second and third years valedictorian have the same view, the answer should be obvious, right? Wha-whats going on? I should be the correct side, but Im being attacked by this weird logic. Is-is there anything I can use to argue back? Speaking of which, the girl Ive been concerned with recently seems to be tailed by a stalker recently. Is that so? Thats really scary. I think I shall strengthen the security around her because Im worried. Ill do this too. I better watch around her house for her sake. Right! You see this, sempai? What you described and what these F class people plan to do is basically the same thing! This sort of thinking is definitely wrong! No, theyll be the only ones wholl be viewed as disgusting stalkers. YOURE BEING TOO OVERBOARD HERE! Because of Takashiro-sempais words, killing intent immediately erupted everywhere in this classroom. The difference in thought process between us and this upperclassman is probably so deep that nothing can bury it anymorewell, leaving aside what those three look like, theyre basically doing what stalkers do, so its necessary to report them to the police later. Do you understand, Yoshii Akihisa-kun? Even if theres nothing special about it, shell be happy if I devote all my time to interact with her, right? What are you saying!? Kirishima-sans enthusiasm to snap Yuujis neck forcefully is because of her heart as a young cute maiden, but what youre doing is a crime here! I think I just heard Yuujis voice, but I just have to ignore it now. Just when Im feeling that Kirishima-san will probably be angry at this, I glance aside at her, But she has her hand at her lips, seemingly thinking about something. What is it, Kirishima-san? Hm. Kirishima-san nods slightly as she answers me. I was just thinking. If what sempai said was true, why did Yuuji not express his love to me? Kirishima-san is in deep thought. In what aspect is she thinking of here? Hmmmthere are all sorts of reasons here Thats definitely because Just when I want to explain, Anyway, Miss Mizuki, can I have some of your time? Takashiro-sempai approaches Himeji-san during this pause. Damn it, this guys really annoying! Ahh, thats enough! Please behave and leave Himeji-san! I got in front of Himeji-san and face Takashiro-sempai. Im talking to Miss Mizuki here. Please dont get in our way. Takashiro-sempai intends to avoid me as he approaches Himeji-san. Sorry, but theres nothing I want to talk about with Takashiro-sempai And Himeji-san firmly refuses him even though she looks really scared. Whats going on? For some reason, I feel that this is the first time Himeji-sans avoiding someone like this. In response to her rejection, Takashiro-sempai places his hand in front of his chest, and loudly proclaims with a serious look. Miss Mizuki, you are mistaken about me. I dont have any intent of harming here. I just want to tell you a piece of good news. What? The good news is Yes. Theres a chance that the mentioned thing beforehand can be cancelled. Re-really? Upon hearing Takashiro-sempais words, Himeji-san appears from behind me. Takashiro-sempai then looks really happy as he sees her approach him, and says, I lied. At that moment, Himeji-sans face became gloomy. Thats too much, Takashiro-sempaithis lie is too much I''m really sorry, but I guess this is the only way I get to talk with you. Takashiro-sempai apologizes with a sincere look, but is he really feeling sorry? It really seems suspicious because of that smile before this. Miss Himeji Mizuki, please dont make such a sad face. Your distressed look is really the scariest form of torture to me Please dont lie to me anymore. Youll just bully me, Takashiro-sempai. It was the same for just now. We finally managed to get the chance to get A class facilities These things are done for your sake, Miss Himeji Mizuki. Takashiro-sempai said something weird. Were getting A class facilities for her sake, so why is it that this interference is considered helping her? Itll take some time, but I believe you will trust me one of these days. The same goes for the issue about the sister school P-PLEASE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT HERE! Himeji-san suddenly exclaimed loudly, and I inadvertently widen my eyes. But that thing will soon Even so, nows not the time to talk about this, right? Himeji-san is really angry here, and her face is flushed red. Wha-whats going on? Why is Himeji-san feeling so stressed here? Miss Himeji Mizuki, please calm down and listen to me. No! Please return back. Even as Takashiro-sempai tries to calm Himeji-san down, Himeji-san wont give him room to talk. I suppose Takashiro-sempai cant continue on like this now. I understand. Ill take my leave today, Miss Mizuki, and I do sincerely apologize for making you unhappy. He says as he lowers his head deeply. It seems that hes really sorry for angering Himeji-san. And then, he lifts his head, and holds Himeji-san by the hands. I cant really call it an apology, but may I know if you can have a meal with me next time Himeji-sans not willing at all, Takashiro-sempai, so can you please head back now? I grab his hand from aside viciously. Yoshii Akihisa-kun, can you please let go? I refuse. At that moment alone, I feel that hes showing a different expression, a hard glare. Humph After that, Takashiro-sempai glares at me with a cold expression. Is there anything? I was incensed by those eyes, and subconsciously increase the harshness in my voice. No, its just that I have a few thoughts after seeing your actions. Thoughts? Yes. Im thinking that since you have the time to get in my way, how about you spend the time reflecting? Takashiro-sempai says this as he shakes off my hand in an effortless and smart manner. So, what do you want to say? Anyway, since he has already let go of Himeji-sans hand, I retract my own. It seems that Takashiro-sempais telling off a student with bad grades as he continues. A long time, I saw how noble you were during the summoning tournament of the Cool Summer Festival. You were completely different from the rumors back then. You looked like a student that could be an outstanding student. Speaking of the Cool Summer Festival, it would be the battle I had with the Toko-Natsu pair. Im not too sure what hes trying to get at, but its not a bad feeling to be praised. No, its not that much, actually. But after that, you never changed at all. Its like you never matured at all. Looks like I was convinced too early I-I did mature a little. Do you feel your grades are good enough for A class? I cant argue back at all. This is what I want to say. You say that you want to get A class facilities, but youre not studying hard. Youre not working hard at all. This criticism pierce into my chest sharply. And then, Takashiro-sempai takes a deep breath. How much meaningless time did you spend after that? He shows me an expression of wanting to knock me out, and says that to me decisively. Pardon me, but it seems that I delayed everyone quite a bit. See you for now. And Miss Himeji Mizuki, lets meet again when youre free. Takashiro-sempai raises his hand to bid farewell to Himeji-san, and then, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, a man being jealous is not cute at all. The last line was said to be deliberately just loud enough for me to hear, and then, he leaves the classroom. I got hit in one vital point after another, and I cant even groan. I never matured. I never worked hard. Right, thats how it was. But even so ARGH! THATS ENOUGH! THOSE DIGS AT ME ARE REALLY FRUSTRATING! !!!?? My outburst shocks Hideyoshi, Muttsurini and the others standing near me. Whats the matter, Aki? Just let him say what he wants. Yeah, and its a matter of fact that you havent matured at all up till now. You think so too!? Do you think that I never matured at all!? Are you an idiotI knew this before that guy did. Werefriends, right? I CANT SEE ANYTHING THAT CONFIRMS THAT WERE FRIENDS HERE!!! ARGH! THATS ENOUGH! ITS REALLY FRUSTRATING! Anyway, calm down for now. Nows not the time for idle chit-chat, right? MuuI dont find it idle, but theres something more important than my pride here, just like what Yuuji said. Are you alright, Himeji-san? Eh? Ah, yes. Once Takashiro-sempai left, Himeji-sans angry expression disappeared, and shes now looking gloomy. Then, theres nothing troubling you, right? It-its fine! Im really alright! Himeji-san says this, but shes obviously lying. Theres probably something shes hiding in her conversation with Takashiro-sempai just now. Anyway, the summoning wars cancelled. Lets head back for now. Right. Oi everyone! Lets go back! Yuujis command cause everyone to leave A classroom slowly. On the way back, I suddenly thought of something. Takashiro-sempai knows the thing Himeji-sans hiding from us. This really makes my heart uneasy. Volume 11, The Second Question Volume 11, The Second Question Please read the following paragraph and answer the questions: ( 1 ) is one of the aspects of ( 2 ), commonly used as an indicator of ( 3 ). Q1: Please write down the term that describes the term Gross Domestic Product. Q2: Please write down the term that describes the output of all goods and services produced in a country Q3: Please write down the term that fits the context. Himeji Mizukis answer. ( GDP ) is one of the aspects of ( National Income ), commonly used as an indicator of ( Economic Growth ). Teachers Comment: Correct answer. As GDP is commonly confused with GNP (Gross National Product, the total produce of the citizens of a country), it is important to memorize the definitions. Also, GNP is commonly replaced with GNI (Gross National Income), so it is better to memorize them together. Yoshii Akihisas answer: ( HP & MP ) is one of the aspects of ( Player status ), commonly used as an indicator of ( level ). Teachers Comment: It is because of you that sensei here seems to hate RPGs recently. Due to all sorts of reasons, we were forced to end our intense clash with A class. C classroom is still ours before we start our war with A class. Right now, were waiting for Yuuji, whos in the strategy meeting. But that was really crazy yesterday. Never thought that the third years would appear. It really was a crazy day for me yesterday tooI never thought that my diary was in someone elses hands Hm? What diary? Ah, no, its nothing! Anyway, I really dont know how this level summoning war will happen! Things got really complicated. Yeah, since this has already become a school event itself The Taih Code divides the people into two different classes. What are they? The answersgood civilians and bad civiliansright? Right right. WellI feel that itll be good if the current situation continues on like this. I agree. Yeah. Me too. Same goes for me. Under the code, whats the guard? Please answer. The answersa soldier protecting the gates of a palace. I know this. The system to grant people land and collect tax from them is Hey, Aki. The Group field collection system. Aki! (Pak) Woah!? Ive been focusing so much on the reference book. The sudden attack really shocked me, and I feel darkness in front of my eyes out of a sudden that I cant pull myself from. Good grief, isnt that too violent? My head went backwards at that moment. What do you mean? Its Akis fault for ignoring me here. No no no, Id say that your wrestling shouldnt appear in an amicable conversation, you two. It seems that when the joints are trained, the angle they can turn towards will grow larger. This is some trivia. Then, what now? What do you mean by what nowIm just wondering if you have a fever because you started studying hard out of a sudden. If youre worried that I have a fever, you dont have to turn my head 180 backwards What kind of structure do you think my body has here? But Akihisa, I know that youre very concerned about this war, but you dont have to be that serious, right? Yeah, Aki. The opposite effect might happen if you strain yourself too much. You need to relax. Minami and the others say. Its true that Ill be lying if I say that Im not forcing myselfbut, After being told off by that guy like that, I really want to buck up and study hard. Its already too late, but I want to try my best here. How much meaningless time did you spend after that? Takashiro-sempais words appear in my mind. And its just like what sempai said. At that time, I did not react at all because I admitted to sempais words. But its true that studyings important. Even so, I think that you didnt waste that time at all, Aki. Everyones values are different. I feel this way too. Everyone too disapproved of Takashiro-sempais views. Never mind. Dont worry too much about me. I just want to do what I can right now. But if you fall ill when its time for you to step up, wont you be reversing your priorities? (Nods). And you dont have to be so serious about this, right? Hm, that third year valedictorian Takashiro is someone whos easily tricked. Since his grades arent as amazing as Kirishima, there shouldnt be any problems. If were comparing the abilities of the valedictorians, we have the advantage. Its like what everyone said. Takashiro-sempais grades are good, but his scores arent really outstanding. Also, hes easily fooled, and maybe hes not someone we have to worry against. But, Ivehad enough of that guy. I suppose that is the case. If youre not angry after what you did, youre basically a person from another world here. DONT REMIND ME OF THAT ALREADY! Even if we ignore that, I want to say that theres something wrong with it somewhere! You dont have to worry too much about that, Aki. Thats true, but Its fine. Its not like its your first kiss As she said this, Minami suddenly seems to recall something as she starts to stammer. Anyway Minami blushes as she lowers her head. That wasnt the first kiss; well, this first kiss will refer to, the one Minami and I had Really, you said it yourself, so whats so embarrassing about that? Once I recall what happened back then, even I cant lift my head. Uu, ugh, its really embarrassing! EvenI too Hm? What did you say, Himeji? It-its nothing. I didnt say anything! Anyway, lets change the topic! Erm! Speaking of which, where did Yuuji go to? It seems that hes having a strategy meeting for the summoning war against the third years. Right right! The representative of each class are discussing about that now. Heh? Itll be great if they can come up with a good plan! Yes! Thats right! The change in topic is too obvious here. Muttsurini, playing along with them is a show of our kindness as friends, you know? Ahahaha! Minami and I laugh as we cover up the voices of Hideyoshi and the rest. Whats there to worry about? Theres no problems if the meeting has Yuuji and Kirishima-san! To be honest, I do have interest in Sakamoto-kun. Ho-hows that possible. Yuuka! Oi oi, Sakamoto, when did you and Koyama? Unforgivable! I cant even confess to Kubo-kun properly, and now someones concerned about his own love! (What with, this situation here) To be honest, with the class representatives of A to E here, Im really confused here. (Right, got to calm down and analyse the situation properly.) I take a deep breath, and recall what happened up till now. It was just 5 minutes ago when we used a corner of A classroom for our strategic meeting. B class rep Nemoto proposed Lets choose a main strategist amongst us, and up till this point, there hasnt been any disagreements. Unlike a usual war between classes, this is a war between the school years. Its already troublesome for us to manage everyones scores; Shoukos not good at speaking, and shes shy. Will her burden lessen if shes to just set up and explain the strategy? I think its good that she does that. Thats still good, but the question after that was wholl take that role. And so, I propose that Sakamoto-kun be the main strategist." And Koyama overturns my ideas with just that line. Right. For some reason, Koyama recommended me. What do you intend to do, Koyama? Oh my, thats surprising. Is it strange that I recommend you? To be honest, its really strange. After all that had happened up till now, the relationship between our F class and her C class is practically at the brink of collapse. So why did she choose me? Didnt I say it before? I like smart people. And then, this line came up. To be honest, I really dont understand at all. You managed to overturn the tide of the war against us even in that situation. I dont think its strange for me to change my view of you, right, Sakamoto-kun? Yu-Yuuka! What are you saying!? Youre noisy, Nemoto-kun. I dont have any relationship with you here, right? Bu-but, using such personal reason to decide such an important position is really Even without that reason, I do feel that Sakamoto-kun has quite a lot of accomplishments. And Nemoto-kun, Wh-what is it? Dont call me on a first-name basis like this, okay? Koyama immediately dumped Nemoto just like that. Wha!? Wh-why, why on earth!? Nemoto was all shaken up. Be quiet, everyone. Even so, its not like I dont understand. Koyama is Nemotos ex-girlfriend. In this situation, we have to calm down with Lamaze breathing techniques. But why are you panicking too, Shouko? Calm down, Shouko. If anyone sees a High School student do a Lamaze breathing here, it may become a huge problem. Shouko seems somewhat normal, no different from usual, but her fingers are trembling, and her eyes are moving around. I can see her faltering through such minor details. Really, what are you panicking for? Because this is the first time someone of the other gender likes you, Yuuji. Its true that this is the first time in my life. I thought that you definitely would never have anyone falling for you, ever. But arent you being too overboard here? Just when Im thinking of how to comment on this, Koyama asks me, How about it, Sakamoto-kun? Do you want to go out with me? Hm. Thats impossible. Why? Its simple? If I think about it, Koyamas saying such things in front of her ex, Nemoto. This means that shes just doing this to spite him. Im going to go out with someone else because of this reason? Definitely no way. Maybe Koyama is sincere here, but shes someone who latched onto another guy in front of a guy she once dated. Who wants this kind of woman? In other words, I can only reject her here. So, Ive already made this conclusion, but even though I got it Uum Whats with you, Sakamoto-kun? You look really bothered here. Im really hesitating on whether I should reject her here. I dont care about her pride, since she just tossed away Nemoto viciously. Theres no way Ill show her mercy. But what Im concerned with is thatwith the upcoming summoning war against the 3rd years looming, Koyama may harbour intense hatred if I reject her here. Having enemies now will be really stupid. And also, if I pretend to play along with her, I dont know what kind of reaction Nemoto will have. Also, theres the possibility that those guys from F class will want my lifeI dont know whether I can see the sun two days later, let alone the summoning war next week. Theres no need to use my brain to see these developments coming. Right now, Im in a dilemma, but theres no time for me to hesitate. If I cant settle this decisively, the neutral Hiraga and Nakabayashi may become my enemies. (Seriously. Is there a line that I can use to reject her without bringing a grudge on me) I really dont want to admit this, but this is truly the result of my inexperience with the opposite gender. Damn it, what should I do! As Im hesitating, Shouko, who had been coy up till now, speaks up. Right, didnt she have a lot of confessions up till now? Shell definitely handle this situation properly No way, Yuujis my item. This is what it means by adding fuel to the fire. This line cause Hiraga and Nakabayashi, who had been looking on, to give me antagonistic intent. Why are you pressuring me like this now!? Dont you want to win this summoning war!? My item? What do you mean? Youre not dating with Sakamoto-kun, are you, Kirishima-san? Alright! This topic ends here! Lets continue with our strategic meeting! No, were going steady here. THATS WHY I SAY THAT WERE TO CONTINUE DISCUSSIONS ON THE STRATEGY NOW, DAMN IT! Were breaking up this disjointed year even further now. Are you happy with this now!? Or do you want the 5 classes to work together against mine here!? When did you start dating? It was promised when I won the summoning war before this. Speaking of which, I heard of similar rumors. That was the promise to the bet I easily agreed to in the previous summoning war. It may be just rumors to others here, but I really want to forget about this. So I wont allow such a thing when hes dating me. But that sort of thing is simply a formality, isnt it? Dont you find it strange to restrain others with that kind of thing? But a promise is a promise. Hmmhey, Sakamoto-kun, I wont restrain my partner here, you know? We have to respect each others choices, so that means I wont intrude on your personal space. Dont you find this kind of interaction good? No matter whether its good or bad, I only had one answer right from the beginning. But I cant have more enemies until the summoning war ends. In that caseI can only answer this now? Koyama, is it okay if I give you my answer after the summoning war? Anyway, lets try to delay this for now. I really hate such an answer, but I can only do this in this situation. Seriously, spare me here. ? After the summoning war? Koyama and even Shouko are showing a surprised look. I suppose the latter is too tense that she doesnt realize that Im trying to appease everyone here. I seeafter the summoning war, is it? On the other hand, Koyama seems to understand something as she answers my request meaningfully, and glances at Shouko. Shouko receives Koyamas stare, and ponders for a slight moment. ! It seems that she notices this too as she closes her mouth. She probably realized that her unnecessary words are disrupting the harmonyI hope. Then, I can attract your attention if I work hard in the summoning war, right, Sakamoto-kun? Ill do my best for the sake of getting a confession from you. Not good. These guys dont understand at all. Yu-Yuukano, Koyama-san! Ill do my best too, so watch me! But well, it seems that Nemoto can perform well in this situation, so the outcome isnt too bad. Good griefnow we can finally start with the strategic meeting. Then, regarding the strategist we talked about in the beginning, Ill do it No, leave it to me. Ill be fine. No, its better for me to do so when Im B class rep, right? Koyama and Nemoto raise their hands, ostensibly jostling for the positions. You guys are really annoying here! You two should calm down here. This is a summoning war; dont involve your personal thoughts in this. Yeah, Nemoto-kun, can you please give up quietly? No way! If this really is the case, youre doing things out of your own selfishness here, Sakamoto! I should be the one handling things because of the class ranking! All the various suggestions are preventing us from having a proper meeting here. I really, absolutely object to having Sakamoto as strategist! Nemoto loudly declares. Its really troublesome, but if I leave it like this, itll be tougher for me to follow up in the future. Looks like I really have to talk with him here. Can you hear me out regarding the reasons, Nemoto? If youre going to command everyone here, you need to have everyone believe in that strategy! You already betrayed our trust completely here! Huh? I feel that Sakamoto-kun had quite a lot of accomplishments here, you know? Im not talking about this, Im simply talking about personal trustworthiness here! You may have forgotten about it, but Sakamoto was the main culprit behind the peeping incident back then! Hasnt this guy lost the trust of the girls; thats half the second years cohort! If were talking about personal trustworthiness , theres no way Nemoto can be the strategist no matter what he says. He probably knows that hes not to be trusted at allbut I guess that being dumped by Koyama caused him so great a shock that he cant seem to calm down and think properly. But if I involve this topic now, itll be troublesome to me too. If were talking about trust, I still have a few issues with F class too. Nakabayashi joins in the conversation, ostensibly saying that even if she has nothing to complain about the strategy, she cant let her guard down. Nakabayashi, the lack of developments between you and Kubo is because of Kubos personal issues, you know? THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A LACK OF DEVELOPMENTS WITH KUBO-KUN!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!? I SUMMONED MY COURAGE TO CONFESS TO HIM, AND YET HE USED THE PASSION OF A GAY IDIOT AND SOME RIDICULOUS GAY IDIOT KID TO REJECT ME!! HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND MY AGONY AND ANGER HERE!!!??? Wait, how in the world did Kubo reject her? Everyones stare is focused on the infuriated Nakabayashi. Once she notices that everyones staring at her, she seems to be very flustered by this, and clears her throat, An-anyway, if were talking about trustworthiness, I personally cant support Yoshii AkiF class! After saying this, she sits on the chair with a thump. Speaking of which, she was just about to say Akihisa, right? That damned bastards getting in my way even in such a manner. But if Sakamotos a no go here, what do we do? I just said that Im not good at coming up with strategies here. Thenwell, even though I voiced my disapproval, even I too Hiraga and Nakabayashi dont seem confident as they say this. Then, its back to class ranking again, so thatll be me since Im in B class. No way. Naturally, Nemoto, who volunteered for this, was immediately rejected. But in this case, Koyama will be the strategist for this war, and I have a bad feeling about this. Got to prevent this development. In this case. And then, Shouko, who had been silent up till now, speaks up. In this case, Ill collect everyones view and summarize everything. She suggested. Youll summarize? And then, well make up a strategy all members can accept. Its true that if Shoukos going to collect the suggestions, there wont be any objections, and theres a binding force of unity here. The angles we can see will be wider since there are opinions from more people. But Kirishima-san, wont it be adding onto your burden? This will be a reverse of priorities here. Its fine. Shouko firmly answers in response to Hiragas question. Since she says so, Ill just end up butting heads with Nemoto if I say anything more. A strategy everyone can accept. In other words, if I strongly disagree with a certain persons strategy, it wont be used, will it? Nemoto shows a devious smile. He probably thought through the meaning behind Shoukos proposal here. Right, Shouko wants to make sure that everyone can accept this, and this will mean a majority vote. As the minority, our F class has enemies everywhere, and its basically impossible for my view to be accepted. In this case, if anything happens, our F class wont be able to do anything at all. Its like Please leave it to me. Its like saying that she doesnt need my strength here, and theyre cutting me off from herethis really isnt funny to me. Um, yeah! Its best to leave it to Kirishima-san! Right, nobody will object here. If Kirishima-san has no issues with this, Ill agree as well. Nemoto and the rest raise their approvals. To be honest, even if I dont involve my selfish intents here, I really dont agree with this proposal. Accepting everyones view will allow us to see issues from all angles, but its very time-consuming, and itll be tough for the person summarizing everything. Also, Shoukos not good at doing this at all. I really dont think this is a good idea. Ill do my best. But even with so much burden, Shouko herself is very enthusiastic. If I voice my opposition here, the unity Shouko worked so hard to exchange for will be for naughtand thats a stupid thing to do. It seems that Shoukos waiting for my answer as she continues to stare at me. I understand. I agree with this too. Upon hearing my answer, Nemoto shows a disgustingly sinister smile. Sakamoto, since everyone decided on this, you better not talk about dating or anything. So this means you dont want me to say anything weird to Koyama, right? It just so happens that I dont want to get involved in such things either. Of course, I dont want to do any unnecessary things that will get me suspected for no good reason. Humph, but Im rather suspicious about whether youre hurt or not by this. Nemotos little nagging line ends all discussions about the hierarchy. And then, everyone raises their suggestions, Shouko collates them, plans the strategy, and the meeting ended like this. Ah, Sakamoto, youre back. On hearing Minamis voice, I lift my head and look at Yuuji, who entered the classroom. How is it? Muttsurini asks Yuuji as the latter approaches us. Of course, the it here will refer to the strategy meeting. Ah, at least we had a basic idea of what to do. Yuuji answers Muttsurinis question with a very cold tone. Sakamoto, what happened? You have a rough idea of what to do, but why do you not look happy at all? Did something happen? Lots of it. Yuuji really looks very frustrated here. It looks like you got some really troublesome thing to handle here, right? What nonsense. I wont get hotheaded just because of that. You definitely will. Hmthen, why are you so unhappy? Your suggestion wasnt accepted or anything? Hmyeah, its not too far from what you said, Muttsurini. Yuuji probably calmed down a little. He looks really annoyed here, but at least hes answering in his usual manner. What? Whats going on? I sacrificed my right to speak up so that all the classes can get along. ??? I really dont understand. Forget about it. Lets not mind about such small things. I can handle it on my own. Hmif you say so, Yuuji, I think its fine either way. This guy has his own thoughts, and if hes not willing to talk about them, I cant just force him to say them out. Then, can you tell us what the strategy involves? Hideyoshi seems to be thinking the same thing as me as he starts to talk about the strategy again. Hm, as long as she can summarize everything properly, I think there shouldnt be a problem The way youre saying this feels ambiguous to me. Its a strategy formed by the combined suggestions of everyone, so I cant say anything now. Hmits a little worrying to me that Yuuji, who normally (even if hes wrong) concludes so decisively, used such terms. Dont show such worried looks. Since we need to spend manpower and time, we definitely mustnt come up with some weird strategy. In fact, there will be less blind spots compared to a strategy I come up with. Its true that since we have Kirishima-san, there shouldnt be a problem. Thats how it is. Instead of worrying about such things, you better focus on what you can do. Yuuji says as he looks at the reference book Im holding. Got it. Lets do this. Theres still a week till the level summoning war. I dont know how much I can improve in this time, but I better study hard. Volume 11, The Third Question Volume 11, The Third Question Please translate the following into English: ˽㴨hסǤȤޤ Yoshii Akihisas answer: I was UDON. Teachers Comment: Yo Takashiro. Do you have some time now? Oh. Natsukawa-kun, Tsunemura-kun, what do you want with me? Its not like we trust you here. But lets hear about the strategy that was planned. Ah, about that, I dont really mind. Thats great. Then, what are the teams? Well basically be using the classes as units for our attacks. No complains here. We can sort ourselves out without issues. And the strategy? Well have C class and D class cover the flanks since they have high attack power. E class and F class will be in the center, especially since the latter is good at stalling. A class will remain on standby in the new school campus. Hm? And B class? Itll be on standby as a backup force, looking for the weakest link and attacking it. Ah, thats the tactic used by that Shaka something of Africa, right? Shaka Zulu? Wellits slightly different from his Bull Horn, but well, its basically that strategy.'''' Hmis that it? What do you mean? You get tricked easily, but youre definitely not an idiot. In this case, theres definitely some other plan you have, right? Wellit depends on what the opponent does, right? ??? ??? A summoning war is a battle of points, but the ones using these points are still humans. In other words, there will be all sorts of unexpected situations that will arise. The weather feels good on the morning were about to have our summoning war against the third years. Our F class members are gathered at the usual gathering place, the 2-F classroom were used to staying at. Right, lets announce the teams of the summoning war. Yuuji explains at the podium; this is already something of a common practice in this summoning war too. Asaga, Iijima, Udou, Kimishima, Tezuka, youre the first team. When the war starts, stay at this position on the ground floor. Yuuji holds onto a note as he points at a corner of the map drawn on the blackboard and reads the names. In response to Yuujis words, Hideyoshi raises his hands to ask. Yuuji, are 5 people going to defend such a large place? The 5 people mentioned agree with Hideyoshi as they nod away. In the end, Yuuji shakes his head and answers, No, were mixing our teams with the other classes this time. Mixing teams? Well mix our points so that there wont be any weaknesses, and the combined strength of the teams will be basically the same. In other words, the ones with high scores will be mixed with the ones with low scores. I guess its best to have a formation with no weaknesses when were scouting out the opponent. ButI didnt think we can really come up with this. Yuuji says as he looks at the note. Eh? What do you mean? Think about it. Therere almost 300 students in our year, and there will be 11 subjects tested. Under normal circumstances, will anyone even grasp the scores everyone has and assign all of us evenly? Sp-speaking of which Its not like all of us have balanced scores. If there are some with high scores for some subjects, it will be troublesome to sort us out. Im always frustrated when Im trying to sort teams for you guys here. During a summoning war, Yuuji will have to memorize everyones scores and assign them. Even for this fast thinker, he has to keep checking the scores in the war. If were talking about the school year here, itll be unbelievably big. Thats why Yuujis nodding his head in shock. Well, A class do have serious people who arent afraid to do such things. Kubo and Kinosheeta there should be used to doing such things. I dont know if Kudou-sans good at doing this here. Were getting out of point here. Ill continue on with the teams. Yuuji reads out everyones names. Akihisa, Shimada, Muttsurini, Hideyoshi and I will be in the 9th team. I feel that were just teaming the usual guys together again. Well, were all specialized in a few subjects anyway. Hideyoshi probably read my thoughts as he says this, Its true that we all have specialized subjects; Minami specializes in Maths, Muttsurini in Health Education, Hideyoshi in Classics, me in Japanese History, and the differences in our specialized subjects compared to the rest is very big. I suppose this is a way to gather all the members here and make up for our weaknesses. I see, so Mizuki is in another team. Himeji-san doesnt have any weaknesses in her subjects, and she scores really high in all of them, so shell be in another team. Its a little lonely, but this is for the war, so lets try to endure this. Then, Ill give an overall rundown on the strategy. Yuuji draws a layout of the school map on the blackboard. The main base of the enemy is at the 4th level of the new school campus, while our main base is at the 4th level of the old school building. We can shift our base according to the base, but its better for us to target the 4th level of the new building. Hm? But if we assign people like this and fight the higher ranked class on the 4th level corridor, wont the war end before the other classes can interfere? Hideyoshi tilts his head as he says this. Its true when he says this. Since both leaders are on the 4th level, if both sides head down the corridor, the war will end with a clash of the strongest force. Even if the width of the corridor is limited, once we assign people decently, the war will end before the lower ranked classes can even reach the climax of the battle. To prevent that from happening, were not going to use the stairs. Yuuji draws an X on the corridor. In that case The center of the battlefield is the field. Right, therell be battles between B to F classes at the field and other places. The side being suppressed will be supported by A class, which will be in the school defending. I see. So itll become an overall battle. That old granny considered quite a few things here. And this is the strategy us second years have. Well mix the teams up to make up for our weaknesses, and battle to scout the enemys strength. Once we find any weaknesses in the opening, well send in B class there to quickly turn the flow of victory to our side. Thats basically about it. So thats why were using an even distribution of forces here. It doesnt feel like a dangerous strategy. Um, thats certain. Its really assuring. If you can all get decent scores for all your subjects, especially Muttsurini, Ill use this strategy in the class wars too. Ill try my best to reflect on this comment appropriately. Why does it feel that its a negative even though hes saying that hes agreeing with this? Seriouslyanyway, thats how it is. Everyones to follow the instructions at each assigned point. Thats all. Yuuji finished, and the meeting in our familiar F class ended. And so, we gather at the field. As we gather to where the 9th team is gathered. Onee-sama! Ugh! Miharu!? Shimizu-san, who arrived first, leapt at Minami. Well, Minami, it may be nothing, but I dont think girls at this age will greet others by saying Ugh Ahh, onee-samawe can actually fight together in the same team. This must be fates willso lets just stay here DO WHAT HERE!? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TO ME HERE? Hmm~ onee-samas touch, smell, voice, everything about you is the best after all! Shimizu-san really seems very happy. Perhaps this sort of happiness is to be expected since this is the first time she can fight alongside her most beloved Minami. Ahh, seriously! Anyway, let go of me, Miharu! Mi-Miharu wont! Miharu wont let go of you, ever! Youre scary! Youre really scary! Ahaha, Im jealous that you have someone who really likes you this muchachoo! What now? Why is it cold herewait, EHHHH!? Wait! Wheres my shirt!? Why do I only have a T-shirt on my upper body!? A-Aki-chan. Its cold, isnt it? If possible, can you please put on this clothing? DAAAAMMMMNNNNNN IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! SO ITS YOU, TAMANO-SAN!!? Tamano-san appears behind me without me knowing, and for some reason, shes holding clothes that looks like an apron dress thats of my size, a blazer and a white shirt that may have been on me up till just now. Isnt it good, Aki? Theres someone who likes you and has such a good relationship with you. If possible, I really hope its someone who likes me as I am! It definitely mustnt be someone wholl pull my blazer and shirt before I realize it, or someone whos still pulling at my T-shirt. YUUJI! DONT JUST LOOK! HELP ME, PLEASE! SAKAMOTO! PLEASE DO SOMETHING!! Even if you say sofine fine fine. You two problematic kids of D class, stay. Yuuji calls out to Shimizu-san and Tamano-san as if hes training dogs. Onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama onee-sama. Aki-chan, you want to change clothesright? But those two dont seem to be listening. Whats with this team? Is it going to be worse than the F class comrades in the past? Therell be quite a problem before the battle even begins if this keeps up. What do we do? To be honest, I dont know what to do with themShimada, Akihisa, Im sorry, but youll have to think of something on your own. In the worst case scenario, youll have to silence them when the battle starts. YOURE HEARTLESS!! Minami and I lash out heavily at Yuuji, who acts as if he cant do anything here. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini dont look like they can help out here. Uuso this means I can only think of a way myself? Well, Tamano-san, this kind of clothing doesnt necessary need to be on me. A cool girl like Minamis a fine choice for it too, right? HmmI see, theres some sense in that after all. Its important to open a way to the new world. Well, listen to me, Miharu. Im happy, but you do remember that Iwell, I kissed A-Aki beforethats why Miharu understand. Miharull eliminate that damned bastard before we continue. THATS CRUEL! ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME OUT, MINAMI!!? YOURE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM! Go to hell, you pigman! Uwoooh! I barely managed to block the set square Shimizu-san stabs at me. H-her expression, shes serious! E-erm, Tamano-san? Can you please not look at me with that expression? On the other hand, Tamano-sans holding the apron dress and giving Minami an insatiable thirsty look. Good griefthe instruction for this 9th team to also cover those who need to replenish their test scores is really Yuuji says as he looks at us now. As expected, things will get bad as long as we get involved with them after all Ahh. We cant pull our group away from them They left us so quickly. Doesnt this mean that were stuck in this group now? So it ended up like this after all Yuuji mutters as if he had given up. Eh? Does such a feeling occur in the middle of battle too!? Got to reduce the burden on myself at leastShi-Shimizu-san! Muttsurini! Muttsurinis guilty too because he took a lot of photos on Minami! !! Akihisa, you bastard!! Tamano-san, Kinosheeta is more interesting than me here! He still calls himself a boy no matter what, you know!? This doesnt have anything to do with me, right!? Minami and I seem to have considered the same thing as we immediately scatter away. Rightlets kill Tsuchiya Kouta too, alright? Understood. Then, Kinosheeta-san, please put this on with Tsuchiya-kun too. The outstandingly problematic people of D class are showing a stronger light in their eyes than before. Why in the world does Miharu have to be teamed up with this swineMiharu can show off a hundred, million times my usual potential if its onee-sama. Miharus the most unfortunate girl in the world No, Im probably the most unfortunate one for teaming up with you like this, Shimizu-san, arent I? As the wars about to begin, Shimizu-san and I are standing side by side as we are in front of the second year students on the field. Miharu, Im going to request a change in personnel if you dare to approach me again. Minami warns Shimizu-san with a sharp voice as she keeps her distance from us. Right now, Shimizu-san has given up the urge to leap at Minami, and mutters as she seems to have changed her ideas. Its alright. If Miharu can perform outstandingly, onee-sama will undoubtedly fall for Miharu. Miharu will rip your nails out and kill you afterwards if you dare to pull Miharu down here. Heh~ then what if I do well? If theres anything dangerous that can change onee-samas view, Miharu will rip the nails out and kill you. Why are the options so limited As expected, I feel that Im the unfortunate one here. Aki-chan, I feel that Miharu-chans malice against you will change if your body and soul become a girls No, Tamano-san. This reasoning is flawed when Shimizu-san, a girl in body and mind, likes Minami, whos a girl in body and mind too. Why, Aki-chandont just yap there and hurry up and crossdress you swineokay? ISNT IT THE SAME, TAMANO-SAN!? YOURE SOUNDING REALLY CALM HERE, BUT YOUR WORDS ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SHIMIZU-SAN HERE!!? This person can actually insult someone with filthy words even when shes acting flustered!! You guys, were about to start immediately, alright? At least have some tension. Hideyoshi says this as he looks on at us in a startled manner, And so, Understood. Lets focus on the war in front of us first. Yes, Ill take note too, Kinosheeta-san. The problematic duo calmed down, looking like they are not themselves any more. Huh? Those two immediately obeyed the moment Hideyoshi said that. Miharu has noticed it recently, but Kinosheeta-san is a beauty, has some masculine charms, and the serene nature is still passableof course, onee-sama is still tens of thousands times better than him. Because Kinosheeta-san likes to crossdress as a guy, right? About that, wellI feel its passable Hideyoshis eyes have gone blank. His expression is like a dead fish. But this is a chance! Its not good for Hideyoshi, but let me give those two a nudge! Shimizu-san, Tamano-san! Actually, it seems that Hideyoshis looking for a lover. No no no! I already have a troublesome friend in Akihisa here! I dont need a lover for the time being! Whawhat!? What are you saying, Hideyoshi!!? Understood. Looks like its time to put an end to this swine bastard after all. Aki-chan, how about you change into a girl? All troubles will be settled if you do that. You betrayed me, Hideyoshi! Youre the only one I trusted here!! Do you have the right to say that about me here!? Guuh! In that case, at least say something like being my lover or something And so, I start to look to others for help. Akihisa, dont look here. Muttsurini uses his hands to block the stare from me. Its obvious from his attitude that he really doesnt want to have anything to do with me. On a side note, were basically operating in teams of two. Shimizu-san and I are in one team, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini in another, and Tamano-san and Minamithat Minamis trying to keep her distance away by remaining at the minimum limit before Shimizu-san goes crazy. Seriously, I want that Yuuji to have some of our suffering here. It cant be helped. Yuujis the F class rep after all. Yuujis the rep, so he cant come to the frontlines. If hes defeated, F class will be disqualified, and well lose a lot of our fighting strength. Since he wont be coming to the frontlines anyway, at least he needs to be in charge of command here or work hard on something else. What are you saying, you swine? The second years are working together as a whole now. If that scum of a bastard decides to take up command, there wont be any united coordination here, right? At least use a little of your brain here, you lowlife. Shimizu-san sneers as she seems to feel that Im a thorough idiot. Hm, wellif he had known of the intention behind this strategy, I think that Yuuji will be able to understand and command well. Humph, since you have time to think about something else, how about you think of how to survive at the beginning instead? Ah, yeah, thats right. The 3rd years are at the opposite end of the field, getting into position. There are many teachers in the middle, spaced out evenly to prevent overlaps. Its possible to think that therell be quite the chaos when we start and charge forward. Really, are you really this confident in your language, you relaxed swine? Shimizu-san says as she looks at the language teacher in front of us. Shes asking me whether I have confidence in my language, why? Listen up here. This time, I! On a side note, Miharu has 211 points here. Its fine. Besides, someone like me it sounds like theres no need to hear the exact score, right? The language subject used in this war is a combination of modern language and classics, and this is a rule set as part of the Center Test conditions or something. Now, were going to begin the summoning war between the second and third years of Fumitzuki Gakuen. As were talking, the loudspeakers in the school and on the field let out this announcement. So were finally starting? Miharu-san whispers softly. She just talked to me even though she probably hates me. Maybe shes tense now for talking to herself like this. Well, it cant be helped anyway. This really is an impressive scene. I guess there are 400 students gathered on the field. Half of the people wont be involved in the first wave of battles, but this certainly is impressive. Its understandable for us to be overwhelmed by this. Everyone is to follow the rules and act properly like students here. Nowlets begin! Miharus going first, you swine! Theyre here! Shimizu-san says this to me, and dashes towards the center. Once we step into the field, I immediately hear shouts, Summon! Patterned arrays appear below our feet, and the summoned beasts appear from them. Summon. I too call out my summoned beast behind Shimizu-san. I see the enemy summoned beasts charging at us from the front. This look like a direct confrontation, a contest of pure power. Onee-sama! Please look at Miharus activeness here! Shimizu-san charges forward and crashes into the enemy. Since theres no room for tricks here, well show off our abilities best by attacking directly. Shimizu-sans reckless attitude is scaring our opponents, and she continues to use the blade to stab through the opponent. 3-C Shimamoto Mina, Modern Language, 106 points Vs 2-D Shimizu Miharu , Modern Language, 211 points Kukukube very afraid of Miharu here, sempai. Kuthat girls giving the look of a hungry carnivore here! If we minus the fact that the expression goes for both ally and foe, she certainly is reliable here. Damndo we retreat for now? This reckless attack wore us down. its really annoying I can hear such voices from the 3rd years far away. This is all part of Kirishima-sans strategy. When were packed so closely that we cant move freely, we can attack quickly, and negate the difference in summoned beast control experience between the second and third years. The assault right at the beginning went just as expected, but now, we cant keep this up, or itll be a dogfight. Kirishima-san expected this, and let the frontline members be in pairs. Shimizu-san, please retreat for a while. Ill take over. Leave your dream talk for your dreams, you despicable stupid moron inept swine. Why is it that Im being scolded like this when I merely asked to change positions. Miharu just wants to get as much contribution here and offer it to onee-sama. Shimizu-sans certainly happy about being on the same team as Minami, but she looks like shes way into this. If I perform well here, onee-sama will definitely praise Miharushell change her view of Miharushell accept Miharushell fall for Miharu again Shimizu-san starts to mumble to herself again. Lets do it! What do you want to do? Anyway, Shimizu-san, please calm down! You might be able to change her view of you here successfully! Kukukutoday, Miharu will offer the fresh blood of the 3rd years for this great anniversary with onee-sama! Hey, that idYoshii-kun! Can you hurry and swap with her, please? The third year upperclassman facing Shimizu-san calls out to me in a pleading-like manner. I want to swap with Shimizu-san too, but she doesnt seem to be listening to me at all. Shimizu-san, we only need to charge in at the beginning! Its going to become a battle of endurance! DEAR MY HOONNNEEEEEYYYY!! As I expected, Shimizu-sans not listening to me at all as she starts to charge right at the group in front of us. Itll be dangerous if that kids not imprisoned in the detention room as soon as possible! I-if shes charging in alone! The enemies on the front and sides raise their weapons and charge forward as Shimizu-san charges at them. Shell be skewered on three sides if this keeps up! Shimizu-san! Even as I want to help as I follow her, I dont have enough room to move around because of the many allies and enemies around me. Cant be helped here Shimizu-san, sorry! I let my summoned beast charge forward and target the back of Shimizu-sans summoned beastI use it as a jumping board and let my summoned beast jump up. What!? My summoned beast jumps over the summoned beasts of Shimizu-san and the third years, and it lands behind the enemies. Hah! As the summoned beast falls, I let it swing its wooden sword and attack the enemy, who were unable to react to my attack and falls backwards. Thisswine! Why are you doing such unnecessary things!? And so, as the enemies turn their focus back, Shimizu-sans summoned beast attack. The trios points drop after they took our attacks. Here too! As I managed to break behind the enemys ranks, I start to attack another enemy. He still managed to turn around and get into position, but I still managed to attract his attention. Dont get cocky, you second year brat! The enemy starts to attack me as I start to cause chaos in their ranks. I dodge a strike thats swung down on me, and immediately countertattack, Take this! Whoa! The enemy attacks with a roundhouse kick without giving an opening. T-thats too dangeroushes certainly well trained, to be able to switch to a kick after I dodged his attack! Butyoure still na?ve, sempai! I use the wooden sword to block the kick. The blade cut a little of the opponents side belly, which reduced a few points. Theyre skilled, but thats just the experience gained from the summoning war. Theres no way they can match my experience in being used for menial tasks! Raaahh!! Right now, the opponents unable to stay upright, so I better retreat back to my side for now. Since the formation is messed up, lets start with the battle! At the places with many people fighting, there are a lot of people switching in and out in their battles. I lost count of how many people I battled, and I faced off a powerful opponent. Ku! This is so troublesome! I never thought that Ill be fighting this person here. How in the world do I break away from here? Go and die, you swine. You deserve a thousand deaths for being more eyecatching than Miharu! Well, Shimizu-san, our battle here is really weird, you know!? I really cant control this person at all! Why did it end up like this!? Our battle is completely meaningless here! Shut up, you despicable scum of a swine! You have been active all this while! I can clearly see that you want to take onee-sama away from Miharu, you bastard! I cant allow you to live anymore! Calm down, Shimizu-san! If you start fighting against your ally here, Minamis opinion of you will only drop! How laughable! Do you think that onee-samas opinion of Miharu can drop any further!? Shouldnt you be working hard to improve on it if you realize this!? Theres no need to worry. Once I eliminate everyone here, onee-sama will have no choice but to be with Miharu in the end! This is exactly the same line of thinking as a dictator using terror in politics. And once I get rid of you here, Ill eliminate all living things here! You mustnt do this! Ill protect everyones lives! Unbelievably, the summoning war with the third years is still going on, but for some reason, I feel like Im a warrior facing a demon lord. Just try if you can! You written rotten ordinary man of a story Yoshii Akihisa! Shimizu-san attacks me in the form of an Asura. Upon seeing her shrouded with such killing intent, everyones frozen in fear. Hm? ?Second year students gulping as they look on. ?Third year students gulping as they look on. ?Teachers gulping as they look on. Ahthis is a chance. Hiiyaaa! GYYAAHHH!! 3-C, Kokonoe Shinsuke, Modern Language, Dead. Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Modern Language, 133 points. Th-thats despicable! That idiot bastard actually did such a thing! That was an awesome farce here! Ahaha! Despicable and dirty are things only losers will complain about! Nows a good chance, Shimizu-sa Thud. 2-D, Shimizu Miharu, Modern Language, 91 points. Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Modern Language, 42 points. Shimizu-san? Yes? The butt of my summoned beast was stabbed into viciously by Shimizu-sans sword. No, its not good here Is there a problem? THERES A LOT OF PROBLEMS HERE! WE FINALLY GET A CHANCE! ISNT IT PERFECT FOR YOU TO ELIMINATE THE ENEMIES NOW!? Right, thats why I want to deal the final blow. BUT IM NOT THE ENEMY HERE!? BESIDES, THAT WEAPONS DIFFERENT FROM MY SWORDAHH SERIOUSLY! MY BUTTS HURTING BECAUSE OF YOU NOW, SHIMIZU-SAN! I feel Ive been called here! Tamano-san!? Nobody called for you!! Go back!! Return to your own area! I wont. if Aki-chans butt ends up with some serious situation due to some big incident, I, Tamano Miki, must observe and record accordingly! Retreat! Once Yoshii Akihisa retreats to replenish his scores for the time being, please follow up! Wait up, you swine! Whos waiting here!? Ive already done what I can do! I should be forgiven if I run away from here! As I think about it, Tamano-sans frantic shout reaches me from behind. Please wait for a moment, Aki-chYoshii-kun! Eh? Its rare to see you change the way you call me here, Tamano-san! Whats wrong? Is there something major? Well, once I heard about my sword and my butt hurts, I feel like theres a lot of lewd things I want to say to you! Looks like youre fine here! Ill leave it to you here! Im an idiot for thinking that its some emergency and stopping here! Wait, Aki-chan! Please listen to me and show me where it hurts! Ill pat it for you! Die you, you disgusting flower meet swine! Hiii!? You caught up!? Im grateful that it was my partner that hurt me, which means that the retreating from battle rule doesnt apply here. I endure the pain on my butt as I bite my lips and leave the frontlines for the time being. Takashiro. It looks like the second years have balanced their scores. In that case, the send in the standby forces to the weak areas you planned cant work here, you know? Then, B class is to go around C class and head to the side of the school. You intend to gather the enemies from the outside and surround them? Yeah. Since ancient history, war has been all about how to fight enemies with superior numbers. Once we surround the opponent, itll be very beneficial to us. Roger that. Ill tell them this. But even so, this is really a conservative strategy. Its very important to follow basic rules here. Of course. And because theyre using a basic methodthe method I plan to use afterwards will be very effective. Volume 11, The Fourth Question Volume 11, The Fourth Question Please add the correct name of the chemical into the blank. Aluminium, when added with ( ), will form aluminum chloride and hydrogen. Himeji Mizukis answer: Aluminium, when added with (Hydrochloric Acid), will form aluminum chloride and hydrogen. Teachers Comment: Correct, but it is very hard to see this reaction in practice. This is because aluminum has a layer of oxide on its surface. It is advised that you file off the surface. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: Aluminium, when added with (spell words), will form aluminum chloride and hydrogen. Teachers Comment: I cant find any spells here. Yoshii Akihisas answer: Aluminium, when added with (pity), will form aluminum chloride and hydrogen. Teachers Comment: This answer certainly is pitiful. Why did you attack me back then, Shimizu-san! That was the best chance for me to show off there! Shut up, you swine of a man! Miharus strategy was to create such a situation! If you want to fool the enemy, you have to lie to your partI dont remember having you swine as an ally! Doesnt that mean that Im an enemy now!? Shimizu-san and I quarrel as we retreat from the frontlines. Upon seeing us like this, Yuuji says with a bored tone, What, arent you getting along well here? Since when!? Your hearts are certainly working in unison. Guuhh! How in the world do you see us having a good relationship here? I was working so hard here! Miharu really hates this! Miharu could have shown off her maximum capabilities if she had been partnered with onee-sama and not this swine here! Me too! I feel that I can be very active as long as Im teamed up with Muttsurini! No, you guys have already dealt with quite a few opponents from the higher ranked classes. Isnt that enough of a contribution here? No, Miharu thinks differently from scum like you. Miharus able to provide active contributions with this swine of a guy as a partner, but why? If Miharus paired with onee-sama! Paired? Well create a family happier than anyone else! Do it after school. Wh! Why cant you understand this? Me too! If Im paired with Hideyoshi! Explode. Well create a family happier than anyoneisnt it too cruel to tell me off like this!? Why must I team up with Shimizu-san like this! Were not compatible at all! Normally, if you pair up with someone you like, youll miss out on a lot of things you wont normally see, and itll drop your fighting strength. Just give up. Yuuji says coldly. As Im gritting my teeth because of Yuujis words, Shimizu-san comes over and whispers to me. (Listen up, you swine. Miharu thought of something.) (Hm? What is it?) (If we cant team up with the ones we like, well just make use of it instead.) (Muthat means?) (This will cause Miharus stomach juices to rot her tongue, but theres no other way. Miharu will reward you kindly, and you just need to accept these kind intentions heartily, you swine.) (Okay. Its easy if I can team up with Hideyoshi.) What is it, Akihisa, Shimizu. No, its nothing. Speaking of which, scum. Dont just call others scum so naturally. Anyway, sorry about that, Sakamoto-bastard. This certainly is a brand new way of calling me. Anyway, listen to Miharu, Sakarou It sounds like Ive been in the Estrous Cycle for thousands of years here, you know!! It certainly sounds like a shortening of the term Bastard in heat Because of the common operation, Miharu has a different view of this swine here. Hes completely different from what Miharu thought. Ya, this is really embarrassing, Shimizu-san. I was fooled by the appearance of this rotten swine with a rotten head, but this Yoshii Akihisa boy isnt a rotten swine. Ahaha, seriously. Hes a swine whos going to rot. No no, thats too much praise here. A rotten spirit, grimy eyes, even if he has the appearance of a rotten swine, this guys unexpectedlywhy are you crying out of a sudden, you swine? Its impossible, Shimizu-san. My heart cant take such praises from you here! Do I look completely rotten all over here? Akihisa, so youre able to get along well with Shimizu here. Did a friendship bud in the war? And over there, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini, who returned from the frontlines as well, appear in front of us. What are you saying now, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini! Yeah! Its extremely revolting! Well, it doesnt look that way to the people around you, you know? What nonsense are you saying!? The proof is that even Shimadas feeling this way. Hm? I look over at where Hideyoshis pointing, and find Minami standing there with puffed cheeks. Fuuu~marent you two getting along well, Aki, Miharu. And she says this to us while looking very unhappy. Thats not the case at all! But I cant tell. Thats why this isright! Isnt it like how you and I always quarrel, Minami? We cant just pretend that this didnt happen though. Huh? Nothing at all, you dull idiot. Minami still doesnt look happy at all. I really dont understand girls at all. As Im having question marks float around me, Yuuji and the rest seem to be muttering happily about something for some reason. Seriously, Shimadas not being cute here at all, isnt she? Right. Even Im getting tired of seeing this here. Good grief. Ah, seriously, dont give me this kind of expression thatll anger me! Its alright, onee-sama! That worry is unnecessary. What is it, Miharu? Even you too? Im not worried about anything! As for why, thats because as you can see, Miharus still the Miharu that loves onee-sama like usual! She doesnt care about boys at all! Ah, that doesnt matter anyway. WHHHHYYYYY!? Shimizu-san lets out this scream after being dumped by this one line. She certainly is energetic Then, why arent you happy, onee-sama? You shouldnt have any doubts with Miharus feelings at all Shimizu, dont you understand? I dont understand! I dont know of any reason other than onee-sama feeling jealous because she lost Miharu here! Your positive thinking is really god-like!! Yuujis more shocked than Shimizu-san here. Im not boasting, but actually, I dont understand at all. Thats basically it. Shimadas thinking that the position she always had was taken away, right Shimada? Is-is that so, onee-sama? Are you angry because of that? No, its not because of that. Ohthats goodif onee-sama hates Miharu here, Miharu will, Im not angry at all, Shimizu-san. HYAAAAA!!? It seems that Shimizu-san cant stand being called by her family name as she let out a bird-like scream. Its all over hereI just have to give up on conquering onee-samas heart here What are you saying? Im not just talking about now. Thats why I have to get the body first! Eh? WaitKYAAHHH! Please be quiet, onee-sama! Itll soon be over! What are you sayingA-Aki! Dont just stand there! Help me here! No, because someone said before that well get attacked by a beast if we interfere with their feeding of a prey. SO IT DOESNT MATTER EVEN IF IM ATTACKED BY A BEAST IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!? Its not good, but I suppose its good to give Shimizu-san some relief here since she has been working together with me. And right now, Shimizu-sans giving a very scary look here. Hm? Shimizu-san seems to be muttering something before she attacks Minami. What is it? This happened all because of the swineI dont have to think of what to do nowonce I forcefully get onee-sama, I must make sure that swines skull, back and neck must snap! This is a beast far beyond my imagination. If Shimizu-san approaches me like this, I dont know what will happen to my life. I better change my pairing here so that I can defend myself! PleaseYuuji, please change my pairing with someone else! What are you saying, Akihisa? Since you have the accomplishments, nobody elses unhappy, and it certainly is interesting. What is it about the pairing that youre unhappy about? THIS IS A SITUATION WHERE MY LIFES AT RISK HERE! I ignore your opinion. EVEN THOUGH ITS MY OPINION!? ISNT THIS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!!? Well, I dont have the right to change the pairings anyway, so just give up. Just follow the initial pairing and do your best. Why is it like thisin this case, must I continue to fight this summoning war under such harsh conditions!? Eh? If youre not going to regroup teams, what are you doing here, Yuuji? Morale will rise when I stand around freely like this. I see, so youre one huge rubbish. No wonder youre so free now. It cant be helped. The class reps cant go to the frontlines because they have to consider all possibilities. So that means youre not coming to the frontlines with us, right? For some reason, it certainly is somewhat rare to see Yuuji enjoy himself in a summoning war here, as he normally looks very busy in a summoning war. The current situation looks good. Kirishimas strategy is the correct choice right. Its true that were defending our frontlines better than them. Its a formation to make up for the weakest ones by taking a formation where its hard to control the summoned beasts. Shoukos formation is going smoothly now. No matter what subjects they use, we can handle them, and theres no need to worry about a collapse in formation. If this keeps up, the momentum of the war will head to our side. What do you mean by the current situation? That will depend on what the opponents do. This situation isnt nice for the 3rd years. Then we have to tell Kirishima-san that immediately. This action itself is forbidden. Yuuji mutters with an unhappy look. Forbidden? What forbidden? Before I can ask, Yuuji continues, Well, theres no need for that in the first place. Its to be expected that the opponent will change strategies. Hmthis is to be expected. Kirishima-sans on our side too. But it certainly is tough for Kirishima-san. She has to manage the scores of everyone in the year, plan the strategy, and give instructions according to the situation of the battle. Itll be great if shes not forcing herself here. It certainly is tough if she has to do everything else, but A class has outstanding people, so it should be fine. I see. With so many of such people surrounding her, you dont have to do anything at all, Yuuji. What nonsense. That Nemoto was so noisy. My own ability is better than anyone else here. For some reason, I can hear an unyielding tone in Yuujis voice. Is he unhappy that Kirishima-san never relied on him? He definitely wont admit this, but maybe he hasnt realized this. Well, theres no need to worry about Kirishima-san here, right? Thats how it is. In that case, theres nothing to worry about, so lets just do what we can do. Aki~! Shouldnt you be worrying about my personal safety here!? Onee-sama! Why must you ask that swine for help! You should be looking to Miharu and Miharu only! Uwah! Minami! You cant come here! This will cause the berserker to change targets! Its fine, Aki! My overflowing love will protect you here! Understood, lets offer this swine as a sacrifice for a bloody ritual. Damn it, Minami! Are you betraying me to save yourself here!? Go, Aki! Use my love to beat that demon! Im seeing you as a demon too, Minami! And shes now grabbing onto my arm now! Isnt it crazy to take on Shimizu-san when I cant escape!? Um, looking at this scene certainly reminds me of the war against D class after the peeping incident. Ahh, that time when we deliberately taunted Shimizu by bringing out Akihisa and Shimadas relationship, right? That was really crazy. How memorable. You three arent helping out your classmate whos in danger here! Do you even have hearts!? Didnt you just abandon me too!? I cant hope for their help herein that case, at least I have to try and convince Shimizu-san and escape from here! Youre mistaken, Shimizu-san! We dont have this kind of relationship at all! Hohothen, what kind of relationship do you say it is? Minami and Iwell, shes like a male friend of mine here! What are you saying, Aki! I know of what you said about me before this! Either way, you still view me as a girl here! WHA! Ah, that, that! How do I say this! Is she talking about what I said to Shimizu-san when we had our war against D class? This is bad! Theres no way I can bluff Shimizu-san when she had heard of this linehm? Hey, Minami? What? Whydo you know about that, Minami? Ah I said that to Shimizu-san directly. Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini heard of what I said through the recording. But MinamiMinamis the only one who did not hear it, right? WellIm sorry, Aki, but I heard it out of coincidence UWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO RUN AWAY NOW! I WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM SHIMIZU-SAN, MINAMI, RUN TO A PLACE WHERE NO ONE KNOWS ME, AND I CAN LIVE A QUIET LIFE! You swine, didnt Miharu say before? Miharu can exert several million times her usual power as long as onee-samas around. Miharu will show you that this isnt a lie. Bu-but Aki, I-I was really happy back then, you know? The playful Aki actually saying that Im a charming girl so seriously. Why!? Why are you two torturing me physically and mentally here!? What did I do wrong, God! Leaving aside the physical part, Im not used to it mentally, and its really unbearable! St-stop it, Minami! Please dont make me think or say anything related to what happened back then! Ahaha, it looks a little chaotic here. So its because of you after all, Yoshii-kun and everyone. You look very happy here! Kudou-san, who should be in the main base, is standing here. Oh, Kudou, what do you want with us? Un, Im here to pass the instructions from prezbut what are Minami-chan and the rest saying? Ah, yeah, Aiko. Its about what Aki said before WHY MUST YOU EXPLAIN IT HERE, MINAMI!? YOU DIDNT HAVE TO LET KUDOU-SAN KNOW TOO, RIGHT!? You-you swine! Why arent you screaming in pain even when your joints are dislocated!? BECAUSE MY EMOTIONAL PAIN IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT! Speaking of which, I think my body is feeling a little painful here! Id say, you guys, you better stop your fun right now. Were in the middle of a summoning war after all. Yeah. Kudou, tell me the instructions Shouko gave me. Then, here. Theres a lot of details, so she wrote a letter. Oh, I seeit certainly is thick. How much did she write exactly? Isnt it~ I told her not to overwork herself, but prez wouldnt listen to me at all~ But the current situation is simply what you see here. BUT IM IN A SITUATION OF DANGER THATS RARE IN RECENT YEARS! Well, youre at it again. Though you say so, the fact is that youre not in a completely bad position here. Kudou-san says with a teasing tone. If you feel this way, swap around wit Oh? ? What is it, Yoshii-kun? Youre staring at my face and breasts. Do you want to touch them? Yes. Aki? (Hoki) Hahaha, its really quite funny to see Minami mix Aki and Hoki together. This is bad. I lost a finger because I said the truth. (This isnt it, Minami! Dont you think that Kudou-san can take your position if this goes well?) (? What?) (I want to ask what Shimizu-san likes about you, Minami.) ((Stares)) Minami shows an enlightened expression for a moment, and manages to understand what Im telling her. Right, that means Then, Shimizu-san, what do you like about Minami exactly? I like everything from the land she stands on to the air she breathes. Im sorry, Minami, but I think that nobody can replace your position after all. Wait! Dont give up! Hang in there until the end! No, I think Minami will never be able to shake off her. But what I like most is the elegant chest. Miharu cant hold back when onee-sama feels inferior about her own chest! I-I se The answer just now was completely off-tangent, but this one is just what I expected. In this case, dont you find that Kudou-sans fine too? Eh? M-me!? What are you saying out of a sudden, Yoshii-kun? What are you saying, you swine. Its true that Miharu likes that kind of breasts, but when compared with onee-samas breasts. But Miharu, are you certain of this without checking it out? But onee-sama! AndI like those people who try to understand others, those that let me relax. KYA! KYA! Mi-Miharu-chan!? Please calm down! Please calm down ~! Fufufudont think you can beat Miharu in terms of arm strength. Let onee-sama try it out! Mi-Miharu-chan, I may have small breasts, but theyre still a little larger than Minami-chan. They arent your type at all. Understood. Then lets touch them. Th-thats whyseriously! Muttsurini-kun! Dont just pause there, help meahh!? Youve collapsed from nosebleed!? I have no regrets Its not about regrets or anything, you big idiot Muttsurini-kun! You think it doesnt matter what happens to me nowMiharu-chan! Your touching is really lewd here! Minami and I look on at their struggle. This isa cruel scene beyond my expectations YeahI hope that I wont get involved in this in the future If we can make sure not to get involved this, its possible for us to live steady lives. I dont really believe in divination, but I really want to blame my fortune a little Ah, Aki, theres a line I have to say! Eh? What is it? Minami clears her throat, and says, I dont like some experienced guy or so! A person who has no girlfriends like you is fine too! ? Ye-yes I have no idea what Minami is trying to say. Just when were talking about this. Akihisa, you idiot! How long do you plan on playing around? A completely different voice can be heard at this inopportune time. Eh? Huh? Linne-kun? Why are you here? I wanted to see you being cool, Akihisa! I only see you quarrelling here! Ive misjudged you! Hes seeing the pain inflicted on me as me fooling around. What kind of country is Linne-kun living in actually? What is it, brat? Arent the first years having classes? Did you skip them? Yuuji says with a blaming tone. Hmmskipping classes. Isnt that a bad thing? Linne-kun, you cant skip classes, you know? You wont be able to catch up if you do so. I think youre the last one he wants to hear this line from Hm, thats why Im saying this, right Yuuji? Ahh. Youll become an idiot if you keep skipping classes. Such a convincing statement Its a little inappropriate for me to say this, but were outstanding at opposing teachers here. Ahaha. its fine, Akihisa, you dont have to worry about this. Not to worry, as in, he can catch up with the lessons even if he skips some of them? Or is it that he has the principals permission to oversee the summoning war? Well, since he says so, I guess its fine And I may have to go over to the other side immediately. Eh? What do you mean? What do I mean indeed? Linne-kun grins as he says this. Whats going on? There seems to be some hidden meaning in this. Anyway, I look forward to you being more active, Akihisa! No no, I dont really get a chance to be active here. Ehh? Thats boring. Even if you say so Kirishima-sans strategy went smoothly. It will be hard to have one person hog the spotlight with so many people fighting. But I think it will be troublesome for you all if you dont get proactive here, Akihisa. I know that. I hate to see the equipment worsen. No, this isnt it. Eh? Teehee. Its too early to tell you this. Next time then! ? Still early? A stage for you to perform well, Akihisa! Ill go back then! Linne-kun leaves these meaningful words behind as he waves goodbye and leaves. Whats going on? Looks like that kid has something in his words. Yeah, I dont think its of ill intent, but I cant conclude that this isnt a bad thing to us. As long as its not something troublesome We mutter as we look over at where Linne-kun left. Hmonee-samas small breasts are the ones Miharu likes after all UuMiharu-chan and Muttsurini-kun are both idiots (worn out) Upon hearing the ruckus from Shimizu-san and the rest, the tension within me disappeared. Volume 11, The Fifth Question Volume 11, The Fifth Question Please fill the blank with the correct answer. Please stay with me. Fuyumis words trouble me. In the midst of this doubt, a crisis continues to close in on a friend. I have to hurry up and get over there now, but Fuyumis pleading for me to stay here. What should I do now? In the ( ) of love and friendship, I could not help but sigh heavily. Himeji Mizukis answer: In the (dilemma) of love and friendship. Teachers Comment: Correct answer. Yoshii Akihisas answer: In the (washboard) of love and friendship Teachers Comment: You added one extra noun. Tsuchiya Koutas answer: In the (wash) of love and friendship. Teachers Comment: A key item has to be used somewhere in there, right? Tamano Mikis answer: In the (touch) of love and friendship. Teachers Comment: Sewing scissors? We replenish our points, and return to the frontlines; at this moment, the situation has changed. We seem to have advanced quite the distance here That seems to be the case, swine. Our 9th team has already moved quite some distance towards the new school building as compared to before. Most likely, thats because were dealing with the opposing 3-F class. Based on Kirishima-sans plan, our overall fighting strength can be said to be equal throughout. The opponents dividing its teams by class, so theres a difference in abilities; this will cause situations where there are teams in tough battles, and we manage to get an opponent were advantageous against. Because of this, we can ensure that weve space to move around freely Thats how it is, swine. Its easier now because of the battle from before. Its just like what Shimizu-san said. Because the battles advantageous to us, its easier for us to move, and we can move about freely psychologically. I-I sayI feel that, that boys been blinking at me. I remember thats, Sugawa from F class or something, right? Maybe its because theres a lot of girls around him that hes having a misunderstanding and delighted within? Ugh, thats so disgusting Leader Sugawa! Youre exchanging looks with the girls opposite you! No number of bodies will be enough for so many girls that are having good feelings about you! Fufuonce this wars over, shall I get married with all those chicks? This conversation that came from somewhere is the best evidence. The rest, not just me, really dont seem to feel any pressure at all. However, Whats? This, strange feeling? This strange disorderliness gives me the feeling that Im feeling more freedom than how it was right at the beginning. Whats the reason? Speaking of which, swine, hurry up and get defeated. This is for the sake of the glorious future for Miharu and onee-sama, and also for Miharus grudge! Though theres also Shimizu-san, whos attacking me without even looking at the enemy for some reason, but this isnt the reason alone. Thats what I feel. Theres something else Im worried about. That is, though we have a balanced force without weakness, how long can we last? Is it alright, Kirishima-san? As the battles proceed, everyones scores will change drastically, so I cant help but worry if Kirishima-sans instructions can keep up with how fast the situation is changing. Besides, the frontlines are becoming wider. Suddenly, I think of Yuuji, who looked rather relaxed up till now. Kudou-san said that Kirishima-san may be overexerting herself when she gave us instructions. If she can relent a little and give a little work to the others, that will be better. Maybe theres a reason why she cant let the people around her help out? Its true that an almost perfect job can be done by a particular outstanding person, but that means all the burden will be on that person. Even that Yuuji will take over as the commander at the scene during a class summoning war This is bad! Requesting for backup here! Hm? Arent you the guys who came back after replenishing your points? Youre being defeated too quickly here. Buck up. Sh-shut up! Were different from you! Its very draining for us to keep attacking with our high scores like this! Dont lump us with you idiots who can only keep delaying! Ah? What are you saying, you bastard!? Whore you calling Yoshii Akihisa!? The growls from not too far away interrupt my thoughts. I look over, and find F class and C class having a little argument. Shimizu-san! A little timeout! Things doesnt look good here! Thats true. Fine, Miharull hold back on the urge to get rid of you, you swine. Shimizu-san stops her attack as she glances at where the argument is. Goodness, our own people are having an argument at such a moment. Thats why I hate those foolish and useless swines who dont look at the grand scheme. Shimizu-san, you do remember who youve been attacking up till now, dont you? Yoshii Akihisa, what is it? NoI really dont know how to answer you here Her thought pattern certainly is different from mine here. Ack, nows not the time for this! I let my summoned beast return from afar, and then head over to the place in need of assistance. Then, I find two group of guys glaring at each other while ignoring their ally in trouble. What are you doing! Oh, Yoshii! Listen to me! These guys called us Yoshii Akihisas! Thats the worst insult they can give to us! Whats wrong with calling idiots idiots? Thats why I say, nows not the time for this! Summon! Anyway, I ignore those guys and charge right at where the tough battles going on. 3-C, Isoyakin Jirou, Science, 101 points. Vs 2-F Yoshii Akihisa, Science, 92 points. Once I call out my summoned beast, I launch an attack at the opponent. Because of this attack, I interrupt a 3rd year student that seems to be ready to attack a 2-C girl, diverting his attention to me. My wooden sword receives the opponents long-handle knife, and I use the chance to send a sweeping kick, but it was dodged. You! I then let my summoned beast grip the wooden sword tightly and attack with full strength. The opponent however tries to use his blade to block this attack. Rriyah! The summoned beast changes its attack path midway through, and swings the wooden sword at the opponent with all its strength. 3-C, Isoyakin Jirou, Science, 31 points. Vs 2-F Yoshii Akihisa, Science, 92 points. As expected of a third year, I cant hit it easily! But Ive worn out the opponent enough! Ill be fine if I can hang on until the reinforcements arrive! I stop my summoned beast from pursuing, and let it leap backwards to watch out for any other enemies. Then, just when I land and raise my weapon, DOK! Eh? Ah The girls summoned beast that was attacked touched my summoned beast. What, shes still here? This is bad! Those F class guys must have scattered in this situation, so I carelessly! Are you Yoshii! Ill repay you the debt for the test of courage! The other enemies use this opportunity to attack my summoned beast. Damn! I cant dodge! Seriously, Aki, what are you doing? Its not like you to make a mistake in your control. 3-C, Abe Shinsuke, Science, 57 points. Vs 2-F Shimada Minami, Science, 128 points. Just when Im gritting my teeth, Minami charges in, sends the opponent flying with a kick, and saves me from my predicament here. Really, onee-samas no match for this kind of swine after all, but Miharu! Isnt that right, onee-sama! Ah, yeah yeah, maybe. It seems that Shimizu-san followed Minami here to help. Minami seems rather tired, but Im really grateful that both of them are helping me out here. Now I can reposition myself by relying on others. Or thats what I thought. Shut up, F class! We dont need the assistance of you idiots! You dare say so!? Fine! Im annoyed about having to work with you high marks people with such atrocious control! You can go on yourself, you bastards! Our allies that should be helping each other are being more divided instead of readying themselves. You guys, calm down! Nows not the time for these meaningless arguments, right? Minamis call isnt effective at all, and our allies are showing signs of refusing each other. Everyone, its just like what Minami said! Even if our values are different, were still allies here; thats why everyone has to work together! You shut up, Yoshii! I dont want to hear that from you when you just fought against Shimizu! Theyre not listening to my words at all, or rather, I think I just added fuel to the fire. In this situation, we mustnt include people from F class, but get a third party to help. Is there someone we can call for help? We start to look for people who can defuse this situation, and though therere a few trying to stop these arguments, 3-F Fujisheeta Kyouko, Science, 62 points Vs 2-D, Onodera Yuuko, Science, 110 points. 3-F Okamura Gou, Science, 67 points Vs 2-C, Okajima Kumi, Science, 125 points. These two are being attacked by the enemy, and cant act as mediators here. Argh, such bad luck! One bad stuff just piles up after another! And as I said this, I wonder. Huh? Bad luck? Is it really bad luck? I have an annoying feeling about this. Is this really bad luck? The scores shown just now has been a little weird Amongst those that can take part in the battlethe opponent has only half of our scores. Isnt this weird? Its like theyre not intending to win at all Something more than a premonition prompts me as I look around, and then, Its better to stop those two girls first. Okay, lets go, Nakai. Understood. Summon. Theres a third year student amongst the group on the other side, quietly giving instructions. He too called out his summoned beast, but hasnt joined the battle at all. Hes pretending to do so, and obviously, his role is different from the others. In other words Is that the mastermind? Eh!? Wait, Aki! Wherere you going! That third year sneaking around is the one creating this bad atmosphere, is he? In that case, things wont revert back to normal if I dont take him down! Everyone! Please follow me for a moment! There are 3 enemies to that guy, and I have 3 allies who can help me. I better take that guy down while my allies hold the opponents off! I dont really understand, but count on me! We wont be able to hang on for long though! The F class members present, Sugawa-kun and Nitta-kun immediately use their summoned beasts to obstruct the enemies. My summoned beast darts through the gap between them and charge at the target deep within. Dont you dare, idiot bastard! Wha!? I then knock into the enemy. My summoned beasts sent flying into the dodge, unable to dodge, and takes the impact from the enemy before flying off in another direction. Eh? Eh? Follow? The girl on our side continues to blink, unable to understand whats going on. Damn it! I just saw how different us F class guys work from the others; I forgot about this so soon! Guh! 3-F, Tokushima Ryouta, Science, 60 Points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Science, 71 Points. Luckily, the enemys worn out a little, so the damage isnt that high, but the worst thing is that I revealed my objective. Die, Yoshii Akihisa! The enemy that sent me flying attacks my summoned beast that landed on the floor. I wont let you! This time, Minami charges out and uses her weapon to block the enemys attack. Sorry Minami. You helped me out here! This is nothing. But whatre you trying to do, attacking out of a sudden? Theres an enemy deep within! He looks very suspicious here! I want to send him to the detention room! Send him to the detention room? You make it sound easy! That guys not only deep within enemy territory, but is also starting to retreat after noticing our objective. Damn it! Well just watch him get away at this rate! Just when Im gritting my teeth, Youre pretty capable there, Akihisa. This decision is right. The familiar voice of my bad friend came from behind me, Yuuji! I turn around to find the trio of Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Fukumura-kun standing behind me. These guys really know how to pick the moment! Hideyoshi, Fukumura! Ill leave the follow-up to you! Akihisa! Dont let him get away! Finish him off here no matter what! Roger that (Got it)! Hideyoshi and Fukumura-kun summon their summoned beasts upon receiving the instructions, and start to get rid of the two enemies in front of me. This can allow me space to run throughbut its not enough. What do I do? Alright, paths clear! Lets go, Shimada! Akihisa Cannon! Okay! Aki, you better grit your teeth and hold the wooden sword tightly! Eh? Oi, Yuuji, Minami!? Im getting a bad vibe from this skills name. Aim properly, Akihisa! I wont forgive you if you fail here, Aki! No no, I dont have any memory of agreeing to this plan! Grit your teeth (here) DAMN IT! SO IM THE ONE DOING IT AFTER ALL!? I ready my wooden sword just as they say, and Yuuji and Minamis summoned beast punched right at my wooden sword. My summoned beasts shot out like a cannon. A punch!? Cant you have chosen a more gentler method like a throw or something!? I try my best to let my summoned beast hold onto the wooden sword tightly and point the sword tip at the target. Huh? Somethings flying overUWAHH!? I guess the enemy didnt expect this sacrificial attack from my side, and the targets stabbed through the heart by the wooden sword. 3-F, Tokushima Ryouta, Science, DEAD Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Science, 11 Points. Anyway, my objectives done, but it comes with the price that includes most of my points and my body aching all over Fuunice going there, Akihisa. Good job, Aki. Ah, hm. I guess I did a fine job there Why is it that these two arent showing any signs of remorse at all? Speaking of that attack just now, what would have happened to my summoned beast if the enemy dodged it? In response to my little doubt, Yuuji answers me with a smile on his face. Do you know, Akihisa? A bullets useless after its fired once. OUR CLASS IS REALLY THE WORST! Its because these classmates Im familiar with are all like this that its normal that we cant work together with the other classes. I see. Human relations. If we form mixed groups, those who never fought before will be on the same time. Its fine when theyre tense, but once they relax, theyll start to notice things; this is common amongst humans. Especially since the second years have the idiots of the idiots in this school, that F class. Yes, their thoughts are very different from ordinary students, and theyve went through a lot of battles as compared to everyone else. Its good that theyre very experienced in battle, but therell be differences if theyre going to be paired up with other students. And with the entire class comprising of guys with such rotten personalities, its hard not to have any divisions amongst them. Its going just as weve planned. Yesbut theres one missing thing. Huh? What did you just say? Its nothing. Sorry that we have to remain on standby, but I hope that you two can calm down. Yes yes, we get it. Its very troublesome if we expose ourselves here. Please take care of matters here. Then Yuuji, why did you come to the frontlines? I ask Yuuji at the standby area at the back, far away from the frontlines. Yuuji then folds his arms as he answers my question. Im just here to relay Shoukos instructions. Instructions? Regarding the regrouping of the collapsing frontlines. I just gave the instructions, didnt I? Speaking of which, you said something to everyone. Minami, who returned to the standby area with us, said this, feeling extremely relieved and lucky that Shimizu-sans fighting on the frontlines. After dealing with her, Yuuji gave the instruction for everyone present to retreat from there, and then regroup the frontlines here. I think thats not Yuujis decision, but Kirishima-sans. Huh? Then, Kirishima-sans noticing such things and coming up with counterstrategies while managing everyone elses scores? Thats how it is. Thats as active as someone reported on a human interest story. Multitasking. You really know her well, Sakamoto. Because anyone can see that shes a hands-on person. Kirishima-sans really hardworkingshes doing the calculations, analysis and strategies all alone; these are things we cant possibly do alone. Even as were chatting here, Kirishima-san must be tabulating the scores and thinking about what else to do. The class representatives, including Shouko, were thinking about retreating slightly and regrouping. Your contributions however were to beat that guy on the opposing side giving the instructions. Hnm? That phrasing just now makes me a little curious. The way Yuuji say the class reps seem to imply that hes not included? But Sakamoto, isnt that 3rd year in charge of giving orders? Doesnt that mean that whatever Aki worked so hard for is basically useless? No, either way, its something that has to be done as a situational decision. This is the kind of instruction that probably wont be given. That guys probably in charge of deciding who can take part in the battle, so its meaningful to have such a person retire. In that case, why didnt Kirishima-san give us the instruction to get rid of such a guy? Simply because she deduced that our fighting strength is insufficient for that. Its true that the third year is deep within enemy territory, so we needed a very powerful instantaneous move if we want to take him down. If I think about it normally, its best to retreat from the scene normally. My initial attack did fail too. She never expected Sakamoto and my wits here. Minami and Yuujis wits are based on my sacrifice I guess my allies sending me flying like a human cannon is completely beyond Kirishima-sans expectations. But didnt we do well because of this? Everythings okay in the end. Well, sortaI cant really accept this, I do accept that we wouldnt be able to succeed if I didnt do that. If I think about it carefully, our F class members are really unique. Let alone the fact that we have very low scores, have bad tempers, quarrel about love (mainly over heterosexual affairs), can dump our allies casually when theyre in trouble; these aspects are really rare in other classes. To Kirishima-san, whos overly serious, this might be hard to understand. That sort of strategy is something only Sakamoto can do. Yeah. We might as well have Yuuji as the frontline commander. Though I dont really want to take part in that frontline. Upon hearing our joke, Yuuji mutters softly with a regretful look on his face for some reason, Ill do that if thats possible. Eh? What did he just say? Nothing. Dont mind. Yuuji answers my reply, and has become his usual self. Was I mistaken about his expression before this? I cant help but take action after seeing how useless you were before this, but my original work is just to stand behind and wait. Like hell Im willing to look for trouble here. But, And if Im not careful, this might cause a classmate of mine to revolt. Its not good when someone acts on his own while things are going smoothly, and cause the situation to change. Upon hearing that extremely smooth explanation from Yuuji, I again feel that somethings wrong here. I at least know what hes talking about. Since Kirishima-sans trying her best to create this current situation, he naturally doesnt hope that such an unnecessary action will reduce all our efforts to nothing. But I dont think that Yuujis decision at the frontline is wrong, especially just now when we needed to deal with the emergency fast. This feels like hes killing off his strengths instead of focusing on teamwork Oi, idiot, if you have time to think about other things, how about you save your strength for the battle afterwards? Your brain capacity is already smaller than an ordinary person, you know. Ow. My heads hit, and my thoughts are interrupted. I dont know what youre concerned about, but nows not the time for such things. Just concentrate and focus on what you have to do. I get the intent in Yuujis words that Im being a busybody and worried for no good reason, so I didnt probe into it any further. Then, Yuuji, did Kirishima-san tell you what to do after that? Our opponent has used all sorts of strategies here, we at least have to do something here, right? Ahh, regarding this Just when Yuujis about to explain, we hear a familiar sound ring from where the speaker is hanging. KIN KONG KAN KONG Perfect, its lunch time. Lets talk as we eat. Ah, its already this time. A summoning wars still a school activity, so theres a proper lunch time. Since a normal summoning war can last for more than half a day, the rules state that we have to restart after lunch break with the same conditions as before. Lets hurry then. Alright, Aki, lets run. Ahaha, are you that hungry, Minami? No, thats not it. Onee-sama~~~~! Its lunch time! Lets kill off the swine and feed each other bentos mouth to mouth! So that we can have a quiet lunch break. Okay, lets hurry then. We quickly leave, like were trying to escape from the sound coming from afar. This noon certainly is bustling, Yuuji. Yeah, Hideyoshi. During the lunch break in the midst of the interrupted summoning war. The usual F class members are joined by Kudou-san, Kubo-kun and the other class members, so todays lunch break is as noisy as a festival. Here, onee-sama, ah~ No ahh! When did you get over to the same table as me!? Meatball Miharu and Spring Roll Miharu are both delicious. Which Miharu do you want to start with? Allow me to refuse here. Well, Aki-chan, I think its better for you to put on an apron when you eat. You see, itll be troublesome if you dirty your uniform when you eat, right? Thats not it, Tamano-san! Thats not an apron but an apron dress, right!? Im fine here! I can wash it off even if it drops on my uniform! Then, Muttsurini-kun, when I get hot, I used to . Kudou Aikoare you tryingto kill me? (BATABATABATABATA) became, and then, I Anyway, I think I understand the reason why Kudou told us to go outside to eat since its a rare moment for everyone to be together. Shes worried that Muttsurinis nosebleed will stain the floor, huh? Thats rather careful of her. DONT ACT LIKE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND HELP ME OUT HERE, OKAY!? On a side note, Shimizu-san and Tamano-san too joined in without us knowing. As far as I know, the existences called D class girls are really dangerous. AHH SERIOUSLY, BE QUIET! WE CANT HAVE LUNCH LIKE THIS! The one who may have reached her limit and yelled out at us is Hideyoshis older sister, Kinosheeta Yuuko. Unlike the younger sister Hideyoshi, her yell has much more force in it, and caused Shimizu-san and Tamano-san to stop even though theyre unhappy about it. Sh-she helped me out here I wanted to use this chance to improve my relationship with onee-sama Yuuko-chanI thought youll help me out here since you have similar interests as me I wanted to punish Muttsurini-kun for not saving me just now DONT MUTTER ON YOUR OWN LIKE THAT! She yelled back forcefully. How reliable she is! Speaking of which, Kinosheeta-san, I think I just heard Tamano-san say that you have similar interests. If you ask anything unnecessary, Ill seal that mouth of yours with a stake. I didnt ask anything. Youre really shy here, Yuuko-chan Im not shy, I just have completely different interests from you, Miki! In terms of dimensions. Lets play baseball, Hideyoshi. Ill be the batter, you be the sandbag. I didnt say anything. Kinosheeta-san will give an Asura-like killing intent from time to time. Anyway, we wont be able to finish lunch if we continue this ruckus. Time to change positions. Understood. Im fine as long as I get to sit with onee-sama. Me too. Im fine as long as I get some place to bully Muttsurini-kun. Me-me too, as long as I can cuddle Aki-chan on my lap Right, Im asking for a change in position so as to separate you three, so no way. Kinosheeta-san immediately refuses the views of the 3 problematic people, and quickly sorts everyones positions. Shes smart, good at singing, cute, and reliable; a really perfect person. And so, Muttsurinis to my left, and Kinosheeta-sans to my right. From Muttsurinis side, its Minami and Hideyoshi, while on the other side, theres a missing seat, followed by Yuuji and Himeji-san. Kinosheeta-san, that empty seat is? Prezs seat. Oi, prez, isnt it about time for you to have lunch? We look over at where Kinosheeta-san looked back at, and find Kirishima-san writing something on the notebook in her hand, standing there. Later. You mustnt. Efficient work requires a suitable amount of rest and glucose. But, Okay okay, hurry up and seat down. Its rare that I deliberately let you sit beside your beloved. WHOS THE BELOVED HERE! I understand. After Kinosheeta-san advised her, Kirishima-san gently sits down beside Yuuji. Perhaps its because shes focusing too much on one thing that she ignored everything else that she can take the seat as the valedictorian of our year. Thats amazing Okay, prez. What do you want to drink? Orange. Okay, this time. Kinosheeta-san takes out a can from the stack of drinks we randomly ordered, and handed it over to Kirishima-san. Even as shes taking out her lunch from her bag, Kirishima-sans still concerned about the content in the book, and will cast glances at it from time to time. Shes really a serious and hardworking person. Youre really working hard here, Kirishima-san. Upon hearing my words, Kirishima-san nods slightly. Because Im the class representative. The responsibilitys great. She has a strong sense of responsibility. What kind of outstanding person is Kirishima-san exactly? To us F class, who always try to skip and push aside cleaning duty, this is something we cant compare to. Un un, youre looking cool now, Kirishima-san. Really? Kirishima-san looks at my face in a somewhat delighted manner, Then in that case, I have to keep working harder. And then she clenches her fists. No no, Kirishima-san. Youre looking cool now, but dont force yourself. Its alright, Ill do my best. But, Because I want to show my cool side. After that, Kirishima-san glances beside her. And then, I realize her intention. Hahaathen, Kirishima-san, you want Yuuji to praise you? Seriously, youre very cute here! Then, Yuuji. Look at Kirishima-san and give your honest feelings. Hm? Ah, yeahsince her hairs long, she may accidentally eat some of it if she eats food like ramen. Not in that sense, you dull idiot! At least praise her for being serious and hardworking! Youre the only one I dont want to be called a dull idiot! Really, this guy doesnt understand a girls heart at all! This guys a complete despicable bastard! And Kirishima-san continues to remain calm as she says to this scum of a human thats Yuuji. Its fine even if you dont praise me. Eh? Is that so? Kirishima-san then nods while seemingly answering my question, and speaks up again, But, in place In place? I hope you say that you like me,. Pfft! Everyone present spits out the drinks in their mouths because of Kirishima-sans sudden words. P-P-P-Prez!? What are you saying at such a place out of a sudden!? Yeah, Kirishima-san! You shocked me so much I just spat my cola on Yuuji! Oi Akihisa, you should be apologizing to me first, right? Did I say something weird? YOU SAID IT! Is that so? This isnt something to be said when everyones eating, at least. Upon hearing our responses, Kirishima-san ponders for a little while. Then, its fine if you say that you love me. Pfft! We have less of our drinks now. Whats with Kirishima-san here!? No, she has been very enthusiastic before this, but! Is she affected by something strange? Kinosheeta-san asks worriedly. As for being affected by something strange, that was the first thing I first thought about. Suspicious enthusiasm, recent events, strange person. Are you affected by Takashiro-sempai!? Wait a second, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, I do hate having my name mentioned regarding this issue. Speak of the devil. The person himself, Takashiro-sempai is standing beside us without us knowing. What are you doing here, Takashiro-sempai? Dont show such a scary expression. Im just here to say a few words. Yeah Akihisa. Listen to what he says, at least. Alright, then make it quick. Pardon me, but I dont think I said that Im here to talk with you? I know that without you telling me. Im not here to talk with you Is that so? Shimizu-san, Takashiro-sempais here to talk love with you. Dont joke around! Hurry up and eat your hay in your 3rd year stable, you horse! ErmI do believe this is our first meeting? Fufu, I guess its because hes handsome that he has no immunity to a scolding from a female he just met. Serves him right! Thats not it. Im here to talk with Miss Himeji Mizuki there. Himeji-sans body immediately froze the moment her names mentioned. Sorry. I really hate you, Takashiro-sempai, so theres nothing to talk aboutplease go back, you disgusting scumbag So, may I ask, whyre you answering, Yoshii Akihisa-kun? Tch. I even tried to imitate Himeji-sans tone. I thought hell be satisfied with that and just go back. Haagood grief, why must you get in my way? Takashiro-sempai gives a very pretentious tone and pose as he says, Even if our lips touched each other once, Ill be really troubled if we become lovers like this. Since when have I taken you as a lover!? Now youre making me remember that disgusting memory during lunch! I dont have an appetite now! But instead of that, Takashiro-sempai. Wont you cause any suspicions to the 3rd years for coming to us? Upon hearing my question, Takashiro-sempai answers without hesitation. You dont have to worry, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. If anyone is to have such suspicions, Ill send him to the frontlines. Ab-abusing your own authority So youre a scumbag who looks down on others? Seriously. Dont you find it embarrassing that youre using your position as the representative for your own desires? Takashiro-sempai looks at Yuuji and me, and says in a chiding manner, Arent these views of yours a pity, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun. Im just using the power I have to pursue love. Whats embarrassing about this? It seems that Takashiro-sempai has no doubts about his own actions; in other words, he truly feels that hes in the right. Please try and think. Considering the current situation and everything else, If I, Takashiro Masaharu, dont use all my strength, does that not mean that my love is only to that extent? He said an overly radical, completely jaw-dropping line. And on the other hand, Yuuji seems to feel that something doesnt match at all as he glares at Takashiro-sempai. I think you and I disagree on this completely. Oh? What is it? About this frivolous act of always talking about love, pursuing love. Yuuji said viciously. Then, Takashiro-sempai looks surprised as he asks Yuuji, ? You never said such a thing before, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun? Whats bad about that? No, instead of it being bad, I might say its weird. Weird? Where? Takashiro-sempai seems to have read the doubt I never said out, and continues, Normally, if you more or less have the feeling of love, youll always say such things, right? Upon hearing Takashiro-sempai say with such a tone like its some sort of common sense, Yuuji, who wanted to ask something, is speechless. Or is it that you dont have such a personor something that causes you to be unable to express your love? Takashiro-sempai asked this while seemingly being really incredulous. I give up. You and I seem to be on two different pages. In response, Yuuji merely raised his hands to give a surrendering pose as he answered. Is that so? Thats quite the pity. Takashiro-sempai seems to really feel pity that his answers not answered, and coughs in a lonely manner before looking at Himeji-sans seat beside Yuuji. Miss Himeji Mizuki, Im sorry for going out of point just now. Then, please allow me Ah, Takashiro-sempai, I think Mizuki just left, you know? Takashiro-sempai shows a lonelier expression and lowers his head. I guess its a complete reversal of priorities, for him to let his target disappear while we talk about what we believe. Okay okay, sempai. Himeji-san wont want to talk with you anyway even if she doesnt run away. Reallyits true that Miss Himeji Mizukis very introverted. Perhaps its hard to talk to her regarding this. This is really quite the scary optimism He probably doesnt realize that shes trying to avoid him rather than being shy. But in that case, I have to create a situation where I can talk with her properly. I suppose, looking at her now, she wont come out even if you call her, right? Besides, hes the guy who wanted to kiss her without warning. Himeji-sans wary about him, and wont randomly talk to him now. You dont have to worry, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. No no, Im not worried at all. Then, everyone, please excuse me. Takashiro-sempai doesnt respond to my response, and after giving a graceful bow, he turns to walk towards the new school building. Hes seriously, seriously a troublesome senior. Okay, Mizuki. You can come out now. Okay, Minami-chan. Well, thank you very much Minami calls out to the shade of the tree, and Himeji-san suddenly appears from behind. What, so she hid herself instead of running away. That upperclassmans really easy to fool. He really believed our words without doubts. Im saved because of this Himeji-san puts her hand on her chest in relief. Anyway, its great that we can send him off without anything else happening. But Himeji, you shouldnt hide around like that. Itll be better for you to refuse him directly. Ah. We-wellhe hasnt formally confessed to me What? That upperclassman has already said it to that extent, but havent said the most important thing? Yes And that guys not the kind wholl give up even after being rejected. I should know very well. Thats really the worst kind of person, onee-sama. That annoying swine needs to be locked in a stable. Yeah Miharu, lets go to a pig farm this weekend. Is this an invitation from onee-sama!? Miharu gladly obliges! I see. This kind of enthusiasm is the same throughout. Seriously, we wasted quite a lot of time because of that weird upperclassman. We wont be able to have the strategy meeting if we dont hurry with our lunch. Yuuji mutters as he looks at the clock on the school. Is that so? The representatives need to gather and plan the afternoon meeting? Thats tough for them. Oh yeah, why cant you just have the meeting here? Theres no need for you to rush through with lunch. Impossible. Nakabayashi hates you. If I ask her to eat together with us, shell definitely refuse directly. UuNakabayashi-san really hates me? All sorts of things happened during the baseball tournament, but for her to hate me to this extent is still Its natural for her to hate you, since the person she likes is heads over heels for you. Its natural that she has hatred for you. Eh? Is that so? Head over heels for me? Whos that? Im really sad that Nakabayashi-san hates me like this, but I do feel a little happy that someone likes me. Akihisa-kun, dont you find anything weird about what we just said? Weird? Where? Well, Nakabayashi-sans a girl, but the person she likes likes Akihisa-kun. Mizuki, you mustnt continue. Its better not to rattle Aki in the middle of this summoning war. Why? Normally, Ill have the urge of wanting to know who the person who likes me is, but this time, I feel that my mind will become weird if I ask on. Is that so? Is this what it means by being popular? What is it, Akihisa? You dont look good. Dont think too much. Yuuji and Muttsurini look at me. Well, I do have troubles you guys dont know of~ HAHAHA. Isthat so? Looks like we cant help you here. Sorry. Im different from you two unpopular guys. I wanted to make this joke, but theyre giving me weird looks for some reason. Its really causing me to feel a chill. ? What is it, Yoshii-kun? Is there anything troubling you? Kubo-kun asks worriedly upon realizing how Im now. Speaking of which, hes rather popular too, so he should be able to understand my troubles better than Yuuji and Muttsurini. Thanks, Kubo-kun. Can I talk with you if Im really troubled? Understood. I dont know if I can help with my feeble strength, but Ill try my best at that moment. Kubo-kun heartily accepts. Oi, what do we doAkihisa dug his own grave Theyll just hurt each other. Hes such a kind person. AkihisaI may be a busybody here, but if its some way to reject someone else, I think Shimada and Id be able to help out, right? Eh? No no, I think its better for people of the same gender to discuss this. Didnt I say its okay to talk to Shimada and me because of that? ?? I dont understand what Hideyoshis saying. What is he talking about? Well, youve kissed that upperclassman anyway. Theres some complications, but I think youre fine. Dont say it Yuuji. I know youre jealous that Im popular, but its really despicable for you to rip open my wound and press onto it again and again. Is that so? Im sorry. Yuuji seems to be really sorry as he apologizes. And beside him, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini give me unhappy looks too, giving me quite the impression. Oi, Prez, youre thinking about something again. Yuuko Is it the summoning war? I know youre very worried, but you cant eat while spacing out like that. If you dont eat, your brain wont be able to function properly. I understand. Volume 11, The Sixth Question Volume 11, The Sixth Question Please answer the following question. The picture below shows a slope, and a round cylinder, I, of mass m, radius r, in stationary position, moves from position O to A after n number of rounds. Please calculate the value of the potential energy E that the object I has. Also, take the standard gravity acceleration as g, circumference ratio as . Himeji Mizukis answer: Difference in height between OA=n *2 r*sin 30 As kinetic energy E is equivalent to the lost energy from O to A E= m * g * (Difference in height between OA) Thus, E = nmgr Teachers Comment: Correct. This is a question on conservation of energy. Yoshii Akihisas Answer: --- m(_ _)m Please dont send me for remedials. Teachers Comment: No way. Thanks to that weird upperclassman, Im unable to finish my lunch probably. Shouko and I head over to the strategy meeting room, F class on the 3rd level of the old building. Yuuji. Hm? Whats with you, Shouko? Do you like meYuuji? Wha!? I say, whats with you since just now? Because Ive been talking about this and that with Yuuko just now. Doesnt that mean you can talk about that when no ones around!? Yuuji, do youhate me? Whats this girl saying!? Just when Im about to turn to Shouko and retort, Upon seeing that serious expression on her face, I couldnt help but swallow my words. Welllets not talk about anything weird and focus on dealing with the summoning war. I dont dare to look right at that face, and look in front as I said. Shouko however ignores my response as she continues, Why are you concerned about the summoning war, Yuuji? What? Whyre you asking this now? Answer me. After that weird question, I again affirm the answer in my heart. Right now, the reason why Im concerned with the summoning war is To beat your A class. I want to beat A class where Shouko is, not A class with anyone else, not D classroom where Shouko and the rest awaited. What I want to win is the A class led by Shouko, the second year valedictorian. After thatin that case, everything will be over. Upon hearing my answer, Shouko asks with a soft voice. Because if I win, you can disengage that promise we made? That promise definitely refers to the one we made during our first summong war. Well, thats one of the reasons. Or rather, thats the biggest reason, rather than being one reason alone. Yuuji, youre now my lover. UWAH!? Shoukos sudden words cause me to bite my tongue in shock. Lo-lovers? I say. There has been a lot of ways she described this, but this is the first time I hear her call me lover. This unfamiliar term makes me a little fearful. During our first summoning war, you promised to go out with me. We-well, yeah, probably. Thats why, you mustnt cheat meyou have to like me. No, well. I know that you want to beat me in the summoning war and nullify that agreement, Yuuji. At this moment, I dont know how to answer. But now, you havent beaten me yet, Yuuji, and I havent beaten you. Im still your love, Yuuji! Shouko presses her face towards me as Im at a loss of words, nagging away unlike her usual self. Oi, oi oi, whats going on here? Wait, Shouko, calm down. Arent you mistaken about something? Thats why you mustnt go out with anyone else! Even if its a little, give me a little time Oi, what are you doing, Sakamoto? Nemoto appears just when Im trying to calm down the distraught Shouko. Damn. I wanted to hear what she was thinking; this bastard appeared at the worst timing possible. Are you still thinking about other things during this decisive moment? Impossible. And speaking of which, let alone me, how can this person here have the time to do so when shes handling the scores and giving commands herself? Its not a lie. Our conversation here does involve the summoning war somewhat. Hm. Since Kirishima-san doesnt have time to waste, you should at least relent and dont waste her time, Sakamoto. Whatre you trying to get at? Im trying to tell you not to brainwash Kirishima-san with some weird things. I wanted to send those words right back at him, but its not a good idea to quarrel before the meeting. Shouko barely managed to unite us all, and I dont want this to collapse because of such a trivial thing. Its alright, he didnt say anything. Shouko too realized this and declared that nothing happened. Since hes being this leery about me being with Shouko, this will cause the situation to worsen. This guy seems to be looking for a chance to belittle me all this while. Kirishima-san. If he has anything to say, lets talk it out with everyone. Sakamoto cant be trusted. In the case, this guy We wont have time if we dont hurry. Shouko cuts off Nemoto, who intends to blabber about how unreliable I am to fine details, and prompts us to move forward. Yeah. Alright, lets go, Nemoto. Humph. Shouko, Nemoto and I never said another word while were on the way to the classroom. How is it? The first line from Shouko at the start of the meeting had neither subject nor objective. Kirishima-san, what do you mean by that? Of course, Koyama asks Shouko while not knowing what the latters asking. Goodness, if were not having a meeting with people were familiar with, we have to explain things clearly. Shes talking about the strength of the 3rd years, I guess. What ranks they were in during the morning battle, how strong they are, she wants to hear information about this. Theres no choice; I could only add on. Us second years evened out our forces, and we can determine how strong the opponent is depending on which sides are stronger and which sides are weaker. This is the use of averaging out, besides not showing our weaknesses. I have it easy here. The attack strengths not too strong, and with me leading, we sent the opponents to the brink of defeat. Nemoto emphasized on the I and kept glancing at Koyama; I guess hes trying his best to use this battle to change his view. And the rank? Shouko asks Nemoto. Rank? Were teams 1 and 2. Thats not what she meant, Nemoto. Shes asking whats the opposing main force comprised of? E class. Oh. Then its to be expected of you to be winning, right, Nemoto-kun? Upon hearing that its E class, Koyama says to Nemoto in a mocking manner, and the latter glares at me vengefully. Good grief, its not like I did anything wrong here. Then, teams 3 and 4? Im basically even hereI want to say this, but were only weakened slightly. I think the opponents mostly C class. Koyama, who has been leading teams 3 and 4, answers. Since the opposing C class is only weakened slightly, I suppose thats good commanding skill. As expected of YuuKoyama-san. Its amazing that you can match C class blow for blow. Im just following the instructions. Koyama merely turns Nemotos flattering to deaf ears. But Koyamas very reliable for being able to give instructions word for word completely, just like the battle before. She does give a little arrogant vibe, but this is surprising. Hm? What is it, Sakamoto-kun? You want to praise me? Well, I admit I may have to change my view about you. Thank you. Im happy that you recognized me for my contribution here, Sakamoto-kun. But this doesnt mean Ill have feelings to you just like that. Our 5, 6 teams took B class, though to be honest, we were in quite the pinch. Our 7, 8 teams drew even with the opponent, though theyre D class. Hiiraga and Nakabayashi then follow up with their reports. Right, then, its time for me to report my side. Us 9 and 10 have enough fighting strength, but we cant proceed smoothly even though were dealing with F class. Considering the scores on both sides, this can only be called a tough battle. Humph. Youre being arrogant after a few wins, but when everyones on an even playing field, is that all you have? At that moment, I had an impulse to really punch Nemoto. And also, I dont have any authority to give commands at all; on top of that, someones keeping an eye on me, and my movements are restricted. How can I get any results beyond score expectations if I cant move freely? I swallow this counterargument in and show no emotion. We cant waste time because of unnecessary discussion, and we cant do anything thatll divide us here. Nemoto may be satisfied and follow the plan thoroughly if I let him say a few words, so I better let him loose for now. Right now, the most important thing is to continue with the meeting. The afternoon battles will continue in classes. After our reports, we begin talking about the strategy for the afternoon. If were moving by classes, it wont be easy to have divisions amongst our teams like this morning, and the enemy wont be able to use the same method again. Haaso were finally breaking free from that volatile situation. Nakabayashi said in relief. It seems her side had the same situation as I did. Kirishima-san, if were sorting by class, that means well attack based on the original strategy? Right. By classis that sono, Im not unhappy about this Hiiraga shows a look of pity on his face, and looks like a salaryman who doesnt want to remain home because of an abusive wife. Then, as for where were attacking Ah, before that, theres something I want to say. I raise my hand to interrupt Nakabayashis explanation. What is it, Sakamoto? We dont have time to hear your nonsense. And this alone causes Nemoto to glare at me with hatred. I have a proposal. It wont take long. A proposal now, you say? I refuse. Didnt we already decide on what we have to do? Its already like this when Im trying to talk about here. This bastard Nemoto, Im not going to fight with you just because of this. Youre being annoying trying to follow up on every single sentence, Nemoto-kun. Shouldnt you hear what he wants to say? TchIf YuuKoyama-san says so, Ill hear you out for now, Sakamoto. After being told off by Koyama, Nemoto unwillingly lets me continue. Now I can say what I wanted to tell them, Its about Shouko bearing all the burden. Kirishima-san bearing all the burden? Looking at the situation this morning, the burdens too great for one person to manage the scores, gather information and give instructions. Therell be great changes in the war later, so at least someone can help Hah! Rejected! Nemoto immediately rejected my proposal before I can get to the end. And the reason? This is something everyone discussed through. Theres no reason for things to change just because of a word you said. Thats because we never experienced it for real. The situations different now. Humph. Kirishima-san wont give up just because of that, right? Do you need help? Nemoto directs the question to Shouko, And Shouko answers, No need. Ill handle everything. She said as she shook her head slightly. See? She says so herself. Your proposals rejected. Nemoto said with a smug expression. The others dont look like theyll agree with my proposal. I guess its something theyll feel repulsed since it was something they decided on, and something that has been successful up till now. Is that so? Sorry for wasting everyones time. My proposal never passed through. This is to be expected however, so Ill fall back for now. Then, back on point. It seems the current situation is that the 3rd years have high ranked classes on both sides. Ahh. Thats how it is, YuuKoyama-san. Nemoto agrees with Koyama in a sleazy manner. If the wings are strong, they can surround us if the middles broken through. This is a formation set up based on the situation. Then, its decided. B class in the middle, C, D, E classes on the left, and F class on the right. Us second years plan is that first, well check the enemys fighting rank, confirm the situation, and look for weaknesses. If the wings are weak, well break through and surround them. If the middles weak, well cut them off, and destroy the weaker partthats all. The current situation is that well break off the enemy and focus the attack on the weaker side. Our F class is in charge of holding off the separated 3-B class, and our allies will attack through to the remaining classes. Sakamoto, can you really use F class fighting strength to hold off 3-B? Hiiraga asked in a somewhat worried manner. Well, its obvious hell be worried since its F class holding off B class. Its fine. Were already used to such battles. Dont worry. Unlike before, our ranks comprises of the F class guys were already familiar with. Well find a way. Thats right. Theres no doubt that F class important here. Be careful, Sakamoto-kun. After Hiiraga, Koyama says that in a worried manner. In that case, if our agreements made, thats a littleNemoto glares at me with hatred. Thats right. Its true that Sakamotos actions are worrying. These words are obviously taunting me. What do you mean, Nemoto? This saying really annoys me, and I unintentionally answer him back. I heard that Sakamoto left his position before lunch. Nemoto shows a treacherous smirk thats very matching for this tone. What hes saying is about me going to take down the enemy trying to cause divisions amongst us. Thats called following the frontlines. I didnt do anything that the enemy can take advantage of. If we had let them do as they want, our forces would have been depleted somewhat, and this team has a lot more unique characters than the others. Theres no reason for me to be told off just for supporting that side. Of course, Nemoto wont accept such logic. You never did anything they can take advantage of? Whatre you saying? If youre defeated as a class rep, F class will be defeated. In that case, our strategy afterwards cant be established. I prepared beforehand to prevent such a thing. Thats just what you think right? Everyones working together on the plan we agreed on, and youre going to bring us trouble if you work on your own like that. Especially since this is an operation when our B class have to show our backs to you unreliable guys. These overboard words cause my mind to heat up. Oi, Nemoto! Stop harassing Sakamoto No, its fine, Hiiraga. I restrain my body thats trembling with fear with all my strength. Its very easy for me to let my emotions loose and beat Nemoto up. And then, Ill end up breaking the delicate unity between the second years completelya very simple outcome. Sorry. Ill be careful for that not to happen again. Anyway, I have to endure for now. For the sake of winning this war. To beat the 3rd years, and to beat the A class that person is in; this is all for the sake of my objective. Volume 11, The Seventh Question Volume 11, The Seventh Question Please fill the blank with the correct answer. In the year 1559, Oda Nobunaga unified the Owari Province, and in the following year 1560, defeated Imagawa Yoshimoto at the ( ), and made himself famous. Yoshii Akihisas Answer: Battle of Okehazama Teachers Comment: Correct Answer. This battle can be considered the first step Oda Nobunaga made to become one of the prominent people in the Sengoku Era. Shimada Minamis Answer: The Honnou-ji incident. Teacher''s Comment: Wrong. This battle is the one where Oda Nobunaga took the first step away from being a prominent figure in the Sengoku Era. Tsuchiya Kouta: The Honnou-ji love affair. Teacher''s Comment: Two people being so close yet so far, what will be the final outcome? After lunch break, we have a group of people on the frontlines so that we dont show that weve regrouped, while our gangs gathered with the class at the back. Yuuji. I call out to Yuuji, who has his eyes and mouth closed. No response. Oi, Yuuji. Still no response. OI, YUUJI! Nn. What is it? After calling him again, Yuuji finally shows a response and opens his eyes. Its nothing. Lunch breaks over. Whatre you spacing out for? After the strategy meetings over, Yuuji explained the strategy for the afternoon to us, and had been sitting here with his eyes closed. Its already this latewait, let me gather my thoughts. Pak, he slaps his head as he says this. Its that kind of slap a sleepy head awake act. Then, okay. Then, Yuuji lifts his head and shows his usual expression. He has completely woken up. Sorry. Im sleepy because of that stupid meeting after lunch. Hahaha, Yuuji laughs as he shows his bold side. HmmI dont think this guy will sleep in the midst of this important battle. I ponder as I look over at Yuuji, but Yuuji suddenly looks at me. What, Akihisa? Whyre you staring at me like this? Its too disgusting, isnt it? Its rare for me to worry about whats with that attitude of yours. If you have time to worry about such stuff, how about you go into Zen mode like me and sort your thoughts out? What Zen, you just fell asleep. Its the same thing to me. Speaking of which, these might be the same to be too. Lets not talk about this now. Time to start getting back to our original directive. Well lose if we keep focusing on what we did just now. Its most important for us to gather our thoughts and act like usual. Muuthat truly is reasonable. The afternoon battle seems important; I think it might be better if I dont think about anything else and act like usual. And in such battles, we wont be able to show our usual abilities. If you have the time to think about something else, you might as well focus on showing your abilities. Yuuji says it with his usual expression. Since that guy has already thought of things to this extent, Ill follow suit as wellbesides, even if I say anything to him, hell just tell me that Im just worrying too much. Just when were talking to each other, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini arrives. Oh, youre awake, Yuuji. Is it time to attack? No. Well move a little later. B class will open a path between 3-E and 3-B, and well charge in through there. If we attack so suddenly after lunch break, our opponents may become more wary, so its best for us to sit back for a while before taking action. Ill give the instructions at that time. Before that, lets all stand by for the time being. Got it. We nod in response to Yuujis words. Then, lets just follow the instructions and randomly chat about something. 10 minutes passed. Holding them off again? Goodness Sometimes, I want to show off here instead of just defending and holding off. Were sent to these boring places because were the worst class Stop yapping. This is important for our victory. Yuuji calls out to pacify the unhappy voices of those in standby. Whether its glamorous or not, I suppose that everyones attracting a lot of attentionin the wrong way. MuB class about to take action too. And right at the moment when Hideyoshi says so, there are shouts from the front, Summon! I hear them call out their summoned beasts. The real afternoon battles about to heat up. Still a no go, Yuuji? Nope. Lets wait for B class to open a path for us. The plan is basically B class opening a path with their high scores, our side will hold off 3-B, and at this moment, B class will team up with the other second year students and defeat the enemy. Our F class mission is to prevent the strong people from 3-B, 3-C that will be interfering. Everyone wants to take part in the eye-catching annihilation battle, so I can understand why theyre unhappy. Andwell, I guess this is the first time were not fighting while the other classes are, right? Now that you mention it, thats true. Our F class about to take action, but it certainly is refreshing for us to remain on standby in the classroom and watch the other classes fight. Weve been taking part in the summoning wars here. Thats true. In terms of summoning war experience, we wont lose to anyone. Maybe we have more experience than the 3rd years who dont really fight much either. I guess we might be reliable to the other classes since weve always been in the wars. That might be the case. It certainly feels as cool as being called some special ops, like a SWAT team or sorts. Ahaha. Theres no way theyll call us that. While everyones laughing away, Muttsurini walks to us and says, Calling us that. Eh? F class is called that because were often in the wars. Really!? (nods) Wow, Im a little happy here. What do they call us, things like SEALs, SAT, or maybe SAS? Barbarians. For some reasontheres a huge difference compared to what I hope were called Well, this is to be expected. Were the only ones amongst the second years who carried out summoning wars with everyone. Now that you mention it, thats true Itd be good if it were a little cooler Everyones being so relaxed even at this moment. Youre very reliable. Himeji-san, who heard our conversation from nearby, says this. If this can bring this kind of feeling to others, I guess this conversation might not be as useless as we think, just like what Yuuji said. Oi, you guys, chit-chats over. Lets go. At that moment, Yuuji finally give the instruction. Right, time to begin the afternoon battle. Listen up! Were going to charge to where our allies in 2-B are at, but dont interfere with their battle against 3-E! Let 2-B handle those guys, got it! Ohh! "Himeji and I will break through from the front! If you see any 2-Bs enemies, hold them off as according to plan! Lets go! Ye-yes! OHHHHH!!! As what was said just now, Yuuji and Himeji-san leave our standby area. Once we reach the frontlines, we see the battle beween 2-B and 3-E. Its not an overwhelming win because of the difference in experience, but at least our sides obviously in the advantage. Hideyoshi looks around and whispers, It looks like 2-B is really pushing back 3-E, and 3-Es formation is divided into half. In that case, their mission will be done. At this moment. Theyre here! Its 3-B! Someones voice came from behind. 3-B too came out to act in order to help the suppressed 3-E. You guys! Those are our opponents! Ignore 3-E and continue on! Yuuji gives the instructions. If the path leading to the 3rd level cant be used, its to be expected that 3-B will appear here. We ignore the battle between 2-B and 3-E, and proceed to face 3-B on the courtyard. If we can buy time here, 2-Bs victory will immediately turn the situation in our favor. We mustnt let 3-B through no matter what! Summon! Voices calling out their summoned beasts can be heard in quick succession. Right, in that case, I Wait Akihisa, dont go first. Eh? Why? 3-B only sent in a part of their forces, and 3-A reinforcements may come in. You better wait on standby for the time being to deal with the attacks from the side. Really? Got it. Though we spent all our efforts dividing the enemy forces into two sides, itll be a battle of endurance after that, so we cant go all out at once afterwards. Looks like Im in charge of filling any openings. Its tough when we have 3-B as our opponents, but we can still handle such numbers. We gained quite some experience with delaying opponents. Yuuji says as he sees our F class guys fight against the 3-B upperclassmen. Sempai, your shoelaces are untiedAN OPENING! YOU WANNA BEAT ME!? YOU REALLY WANNA!? ILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THAT! If you beat me here, Ill keep whispering grudges and curses at your ears until you graduate Ill just close my eyes at how unscrupulous our tactics all. These are skills we trained ourselves in to survive. Whatever the case, therere no problems up till now. Weve more people here! Send more men there to form walls and dont let them pass through! Yuuji sends some instructions. The F class guys with much experience in summoning wars respond to that instruction and form several human walls. Amidst the crowd, I can see 3-B reinforcements coming over to help. And then, therere other people coming over from there. Sakamoto! 3-As here, but therere a few of them! Go, Akihisa! Hideyoshi and Sugawa are to help too! Got it! I go along with Hideyoshi and Sugawa-kun to where 3-A is. Therere 5 opponents, but we dont have enough space for a fight against everyone. If we fight them right, well be able to hang on. Summon!! Both sides take over the ones that had been battling. We have 3 on our side, and the opponent has 3. 6 summoned beasts in total appears before us. 3-A, Komura Ichirou, Language, 456 Points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Language, 152 Points. 3-A, Moriya Kana, Language, 484 Points Vs 2-F, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, Language, 212 Points. 3-A, Tada Nanaka, Language, 446 Points Vs 2-F, Sugawa Ryo, Language, 124 Points. Because this summoning war uses the Central Test system, Modern Language and Classics are mixed together to form Language. The scores look higher than usual simply because its a combination of 2 subjects. Duel! Our summoned beasts rush towards our enemies. My opponent tries to swing a strike gently, and I naturally back away to avoid the attack. Its obvious that he never used strength in this attack, but the difference in points is too great. Thats why I didnt intend to take on this hit directly, but decide to dodge. Yoshii Akihisaso its this guy? The 3rd year opponent mutters upon seeing me name. Eh? Dont tell me Im already famous? I guess thats because of the summoning tournament. It certainly feels nice to be feared by the opponent. Will the idiocy infect me if I interact with such a guy before the exam? I take back those words. This feeling really feels unpleasant. WHOS THE IDIOT!? THOSE WHO THINK THAT SUCH THINGS CAN SPREAD ARE MORE COME ON! YOULL BE INFECTED BY IDIOCY IF YOU APPROACH US! IF YOU DONT WANT TO FAIL IN YOUR EXAMS, YOU BETTER NOT APPROACH US! Sugawa-kun yells beside us. Is it really necessary for us weak guys to go to this extent just to survive? Akihisa! We cant survive on pride! Its best to make use of Sugawas strategy! Ugh! I got it! Guess theres no choice. Lets pretend to be idiots to maintain our scores! I say, sempais, actually, when I went shopping NO! DONT TALK TO US, YOU IDIOT! NOOO! THE IDIOCYS GOING TO INFECT US! DONT APPROACH US! Nice going Akihisa! Thats how it is! It seems to this acting expert that I can fool them easily just by saying that Im shopping. Lo-looks like we can only attack the normal looking one here! The three 3rd years gather their attacks on Hideyoshi. Unfortunately for you, sempais, Kinosheetas an amazing idiot too! Thats right! Shes someone whos confused about her own gender either way! Hideyoshi bites his lower lip unhappily as he understands what we said to the upperclassmen, and says to them, I, Imactually a girl, but Im an idiot who calls himself a guy! I guess thats not a line Hideyoshis used to saying since its something (s)he cant act properly. BRING IT ON THEN, 3-A!! Whyre these guys giving such pressure of reckless abandon? If they arent going to attack, were going to start the attack! My summoned beast holds its wooden sword tightly and flies at the enemy. The target enemy dodges in a ridiculous manner. Do-dont touch me! And he swings back with a large motion. Hm, such a reaction really saddens me. Too na?ve, sempai! If its an idiot of Yoshiis level, its possible to be contaminated through air! Now you know why F class has so many idiots, right!? Now hes blaming me for his own stupidity. Sugawa-kun, we need to have a long chat after this war, dont we? Ah, ah, aaahhhh! The seniors overcome by fear and looks at me with blank eyes. Will an exam really break a persons soul like this? Its really scary In-in that case, we can only get rid of the mastermind Right, lets destroy that demon. If hes stuck in the detention room, itll be alright! Uwah!? Why have they given up on themselves!? Too! Tch! Dont dodge! Please hurry up and vanish! The seniors swing their weapons wildly at me. Im already used to dodging attacks from guys with scores higher than me, but this really causes me to break out in cold sweat. Theyve one more year of summoned beast control experience than me, and are more nimble in their control than those enemies from before. Theyre attacking wildly in a confused manner, but these attacks are sharp. This is an advantage to the enemy that cant be seen on the score. Even so, it still cant compare to me since Ive resonated with the summoned beast and have been doing a lot more trivial stuff. Die, second year! One of the enemies shouts as he swings the sword at me, Akihisa! At this moment, Hideyoshis affirming voice reaches me. Hideyoshi and Sugawa-kun combines together to send a 3-B summoned beast flying to my side. Alright! I grab the summoned beast by the back of its collar, and use it as a meat shield. The sword swung down at me cant stop, and the summoned beast of the 3-B senior becomes a meat shield as it takes a hit. 3-A, Komura Ichirou, Language, 456 Points Vs 3-B, Haramura Yousuke, Language, 177 Points. The scores of both guys after damaging each other are shown. Its fine even though theres not enough power to beat both sides completely, since its better for me if theyre alive. Ugh! You bastard! So-sorry! I didnt intend to attack you there! I know that, but at least watch your surroundings! And just like that, theres a sense of distrust amongst the opponents. Now the enemies have to watch the surroundings too. Such petty tricks are very important when were trying to delay them. Damn, its hard to handle them! Our opponents hate such a narrow place and start to retreat. Its a good thing to us since we dont intend to attack. Right, Akihisa, fall back! Fukumura, take over his place! Yuuji gives a clear instruction. He probably thinks that theres no need for me to be here, so Ill just retreat as he said. Yoshii, change." Yeah, Ill leave it to you, Fukumura-kun. I dont really believe that I can inherit your idiocy, but Ill try my best to act like one. No problems, youre a bigger idiot than me anyway, Fukumura-kun. No no, Im no match for you when youre naturally an idiot even without acting, Yoshii. Oi, you two! Nows not the time for grabbing each other by the chest now, right? Humph. You dodged a bullet there, Fukumura-kun. Its impossible for us F class to go through with a strategy that calls for us to abandon distrust; thats because we never trusted each other in the first place. Alright, bring it on, sempai! This Fukumura Kouhei famous for his F class red marks will take over Yoshii and be your opponent! Id say, Fukumuradont red marks mean that you fail your tests? Eh? Seriously? Hm, theres definitely no problem if its Fukumura-kun. I feel relieved for some reason, and return to where Yuujis at. Akihisa, your scores still alright? Un. I didnt get hit just now. Im still unhurt up till now. Is that so. Were just holding off for now. Dont go too deep into the enemys camp and cause unnecessary losses. Got it. Our mission is to buy time and wait for 2-B behind us to defeat 3-E, and then theyll go beat the other classes. We never hoped that we can beat the enemy here. And things are going better than I expected. I thought well have more resistance after dividing their side in half. Im a little worried about that too I guess this is the reason why Yuuji and Himeji-san are standing at the front. Even so, were worrying too much here. 3-Bs not attacking either. The battle heres our win, right? Well, 3-As coming out. They know that theyll have a handicap if they lose here. I dont think theyll go along as what we planned. Yuuji narrows his eyes at the new school building where 3-A is. This guys really having it tough thinking about so many things; Im already having a headache over our opponents in front of us and the replenishing. I think about this, and look around. Is there anyone that can be used as shield when we battleeh? Eh? What is it, Akihisa? No, I get the feeling that our allies here are increasing. Huh? Increasing allies. Yeah. Therere more familiar faces than before, and the sense of pressure is weaker. Oi, dont tell me! Yuuji turns back behind anxiously to look. What appears in front of us is the battle between 3-E and 2-B that was proceeding as before. What is it, yuuji? Not that! We entered the enemys side in a straight line! If our allies are gathering, that means! Our advantage? No! Those guys at the back are beating our allies and sending them here! Eh!? Now that he mentions it, I suddenly realized it. Therere no signs of allies on the path we walked down on without us knowing. Were already surrounded by the 3rd years. Whats going on!? 2-B with better grades are sent retreating rather than us F class? Its impossible for a lower ranked class to have an advantage! The problem is our current situation! With our escape route back sealed off, our 2-F and 2-B is isolated in the middle of enemy territory. We intended to surround the enemy and defeat them, but were the ones whore about to be defeated! Anyway, well be completely defeated if we stay here. Lets find a place to run to first Just when Yuujis thinking, Sakamoto! Us B class will retreat first! Ill leave it to you! B class rep Nemoto-kuns voice rings from behind. Eh!? B class retreating!? Wait! Then what about us fighting here!? Hold off the enemy properly! I look back, and find that the place where B class was at is completely empty. Nemoto-kun instructed everyone to retreat to the old school building, I guess. He probably intends to meet up with where classes C, D, E are at, and abandon us. OI, YOU IDIOT! COME BACK, NEMOTO! Its a tough decision, but something that cant be helped! You F class being eliminated is a lower cost than us B class being eliminated! NO! THATS NOT WHAT IM SAYING! Yuuji yelled out, but B class has already left us. That big idiot! Yuuji grits his teeth hard. Yuuji! Nows not the time to sigh! We have to follow B class too! No, this situations planned by the 3rd years. If we want to meet up like this, therell be a trap. Well end up right in the enemys hands if we run off like this! Ah! At that moment, I finally realized why it was a lot easier to enter than what I expected. Deliberately lure the enemy in, isolate them and eliminate them. I see. So you can set people with high scores there to ambush. Looking at the average scores, it seems that theyre looking for us. Thats why I lured them into breaking up within, and causing them to revert to their original classes. In that case, theres no need to talk about what strategies they can use. Thats how it is, huh. I dont understand at all. Thats why I say thats how it is. Noyou may be stupid, but you do know how to be smart at times. I do feel that you just said something rude to me. Im praising you, be happy. Oh, is that so? Thank you very much then. Youre really so smart yet so stupid at the same time This isnt good, Sakamoto! The guys at the back are forced back! Nemotos the only one from B class who managed to escape! The rest were crushed! Id say, its just a matter of time before our side is defeated! Minami and Hideyoshi, who should be far away, are forced to retreat back. We have enemies everywhere. Its to be expected that theyll come right at us after breaking up apart successfully; theres no way theyll let us go at this point. Yuuji! I call out to Yuuji with a glimmer of hope within me. After looking around quietly, Over there. He says softly as he looks at the new school building. TO THE NEW BUILDING! HIMEJI, SHIMADA AND ALL THOSE WITH SUFFICIENT POINTS ARE TO STAND AT THE FRONT! WELL BREAK THROUGH THE ENEMYS RANKS WITH ALL OUR STRENGTH! AKIHISA, GO SUPPORT THOSE WHO CANT CATCH UP! Yuuji gave this instruction, and charged right at the enemys lair. Is this really okay, Sakamoto? Thats opposite of where our allies are at! Its better to listen to Yuuji now, Minami! Theres no mistake in that guys decision making at this moment! I get it. Ill leave the back to you then, Aki! Okay! Minami proceeds to the front, while I head to the back. On the way over there, I pass by Himeji-san, but she looks completely serious, and didnt notice me as she heads forward. F class is to follow me! Dont fall aside! Lets go! Righto! Himeji-san and Minamis voices came from where Yuujis looking, but is going there really a good thing? Oi oi, those 2-F guys are coming over here. Its a little bad, right? Theyll enter the school building now. Huh, whats the matter now, Tsunemura? Think about it a little, Natsukawa. We gathered the forces at where theyre going to meet up, right? In that case, we dont have much forces to stop any enemies from coming here. That is true, but theres no need to worry if its that number of forces, right? Theyre already half defeated. But our opponents are that Yoshii and Sakamoto. No, theres no need to worry, Natsukawa-kun, Tsunemura-kun. This is to be expected. See Tsunemura? Youre worrying too much. Is that so? I hope thats the case. Tsunemura-kun, please instruct B class to focus on pursuing 2-F. Oh, got it. ThenI suppose, lets prepare for whats going to happen next. HURRY UP AND GET INTO THIS CLASSROOM! HIMEJI AND SHIMADA ARE TO SECURE THE ENTRANCE THERE! AKIHISA AND I WILL COVER HERE! We follow the half Himeji-san opened, charge into the new school building, and hurry into this 3-B classroom no classes are using. Then, we quickly follow Yuujis instructions and seal the entrances. Summon! Yuuji and I summon at the same time, and we block off the entrance here. While letting our escaping classmates enter and blocking the enemies, I ask Yuuji, Yuuji, what do we do!? We have to defend here no matter what! Seal the entrance if you want to live! But if we continue to defend here! Right now, were in a classroom of the new school building. In other words, the 3rd years main base is right in front of us. Our enemies in front of us are the strongest class 3-A; if we want to get back to our base, we need to break through the other classes. Were completely isolated. Dont give up! Theres a reason why were here! We wont be sacrificed for no reason if we fight here! Yuuji encourages everyone in our class. Its a good thing that were used to running away, and that were fast. We have less than half our scores left, but theres no one dead in battle yet. In that case, we still have a chance to replenish our scores, we still have a chance! Damn! In this situation, no matter what others say now, we can only look through the situation and decide accordingly! Yuuji lets out a groan. The wide B classroom clearly emphasizes how few people we have, and the classrooms filled with a gloomy atmosphere. Volume 11, The Eighth Question Volume 11, The Eighth Question Answer the following question with a 4-worded common phrase. You lose hope and kick yourself around in despair. In addition, you blame the reasons for your unhappiness and disappointment for the rash actions you take, and many more. Kirishima Shouko: "Giving up on Oneself" Teacher''s comment: Correct answer. To avoid the long spear my enemys swinging at me, I let my summoned beast jump backwards. Then, its foots caught in the sliding door rail, causing it to stumble and lose its balance. 3-B, Takahashi Ken, Biology, 131 Points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Chemistry, 33 Points. Because of this, I cant dodge the attack, and I feel a blunt pain on my shoulders, and my points are deducted. What a mistake! Fall back, Akihisa! Nakamura and Tozawa are to follow up! Sorry, got to leave it to you two. We cant hang on for long! After switching over with the 2 others coming in, I retreat to a corner of the classroom. To be honest, that was really dangerous. I actually made such a rookie mistake; what am I thinking! Sorry for that, Yuuji. I made a mistake. Let me hurry up and replenish Theres no need for that, just rest all you can while you regain your concentration. Eh? Rest? I cant help but parrot his words. What rest are you talking about at this moment? We dont have the time Youre the one who doesnt understand the situation. Yuuji stares intently at the door as he says, Its better for you to rest and regain your concentration rather than to replenish your points. Ah Now that Yuuji says this, I finally realize how tired I am. Its true that if we arent focusing on beating our opponents, our scores arent that important, and my attack power is rather lacking anyway. Rather than that, its more important to concentrate and dodge the enemys attacks agilely. And if you go take the replenishment tests, theres no one to cover you when were in a pinch. Okay then. Ill accept your goodwill and sleep well for now. Ahh. I sit on the rather luxurious chair appropriate for B classroom, and let out a large breath. I see; I seem to be rather tired now, just like what he said. Yuuji, hows the situation now? I turn to Yuuji and ask him while trying to change my mood. Basically, Im using this little hope to distract them and divert them from looking at despair. Thats a rather pessimistic linebut theres something Im concerned about. Theres hope? Sorta. What about it? If theres something positive we can take, theres a need for me to be certain. Were forced into a dead end now, but the enemy base is right in front of our noses. If we think of it differently, that means the head of the enemy general is right within our range. That really sounds like some positive joke here But theres still a chance of us winning. The enemy will definitely not let us wait around here until our deaths. It does make sense when he says this. If therere enemies in front of Kirishima-san, well crush them without mercy even if they have low scores. The 3rd years have to send in some fighting strength just to crush us, and were stuck in a stalemate while being caged up. In other words, theyre sending quite a bit of forces at us? Thats right. Also, this meant that we managed to lure in a group of enemies that were supposed to battle at the courtyard. We arent taking part directly, but we still managed to provide cover for the rest. The ones weve been fighting since just now are basically all B class members, with a few A class members here and there. Our hard work here definitely isnt meaningless if we consider how were able to hold off a few B class and A class members. While we continue to defend here and fight for a stalemate, if the second years can get an advantage, they can send in reinforcements, and the situation will change. The B class members on our side are forced into a tight spot because of Nemoto-kun, but theyre not completely defeated. The A class members should be able to provide support too, and we still have a chance of winning this courtyard battle. If we work hard, we probably can give an advantage to our allies. In the end, Im not sure if the strategy HQ can grasp the situation and intention and make decisions. Yuuji says in a self-depreciating manner, but its much better than doing nothing. Let me ask again, whats this despair? An overwhelming lack of fighting strength. I got a crystal-clear answer. To be specific? First, because of 2-Bs retreat, our strengths weakened by 20%, and our remaining strength was weakened by another 30% when we escaped here. Oh. Also, from the moment weve been defending this place, Himeji and Shimada lost 60% of their scores, while the rest lost about 40% or so. In other words, we have less than half our battle strength in the beginning? Less than 20%. 20%!? You didnt make any mistakes in your calculations, did you!? Im very angry that youre saying this about me, but I really hope that youre right. Even with this weak fighting strength, you want me to rest? Im still confident that I can use my few points to buy time. We actually ended up like thisto be honest, its really an incredible situation that we arent taken to the detention room forcefully Yeah, I had this thought too. This really is a weird situation. Yuuji nods with a complicated look on his face; his response does exceed my expectations a little. I only said its really an incredible situation only as a hyperbole here. What do you mean by incredible situation? What do you mean by that? Didnt you realize it? No, Im not thinking too far ahead. To be specific, whats weird? Well, to be specific Yuuji checks the situation on the corridor as he continues, Therere too few enemies. For a moment, I couldnt understand what Yuuji just said. What about this situation causes you to say such things? The number of enemies right now is already more than what we can handle. He still thinks its not enough? No, Im not talking about the difference in battle strength, but simply that the number of people dont match. Eh? Really? Yeah. The other classes of the 3rd years are pursuing 2-B, but 3-B and 3-A are still here, right? Un. In that case, the enemies we saw just now are probably the same ones as before, and returned back to the battlefield after replenishing their points. This is really suspicious. If its a normal situation, it may be nothing, but its certainly weird to have only a few selected people take part in the battles. So that means 3-B and 3-A arent attacking us with full strength? Yeah. If thats not the case, its unreasonable that were still barely alive when were already this weak. That truly is the case now that he says it. Even if its a limited place, its overly unrealistic that were not completely defeated with 3-B and 3-A against us. If its not because of some tactic theyre using, its more natural to use the difference in fighting strength and break through. How much of their fighting strength are they using to attack us? Most of B class is still here, but I guess theres not even one-quarter of A class attacking. Are they saving their strength to protect the commander? Even if we consider that, well, in the end, theres an enemy setting base right in front of the generals eyes. If its me, Ill send forces to crush them without hesitation. It certainly makes sense. Even if the enemys weak, we cant just leave them relaxed in front of the commander like that; we have to eliminate them immediately. Besides, Yuujis leading this enemy squad; no matter what happens at this distance, they can come back to defend no matter what, and theres no reason for them to be stingy with their strength. In that case Something happened in 3-A? Thats possible, but its hard to imagine Yuuji folds his arms as he sighs. And then, he ponders for a moment, Or maybe the fighting strength of 3-A is divided into groups and scattered everywhere He mutters. Huh? What does that mean? Im not too certain here. Yuuji continues with this as a premise, The match between 3-E and 2-B before this; dont you find it weird that 2-B, the higher ranked class, was forced back? Yuujis talking about the battle we just had in the courtyard. Were dealing with 3rd years, so theres nothing weird about it, right? No. Theres a major difference in control skills, but us second years have already gone through quite a few summoning war. The experience alone cant possibly make up for the difference in fighting strength between B class and E class. And the difficulty of the test questions are based on the levels, Yuuji adds. With the Center Test as the standard, only a few test subjects will be affected, and the difficulty of the questions are still set according to the 3rd years and 2nd years level. There shouldnt be any difference in this. Also, 3-E was certainly forced back right at the beginning. Its impossible for such a difference to be covered without some assistance if 2-Bs still forced back. If we want to stop these opponents that are on a hot streak, we need a stronger power than usual. If we can do that, that means We can simply think that 3-Es fighting strength managed to surpass that of 2-Bs. That makes more sense No matter what situation our F class is in, the biggest reason why we can survive on the battlefield like this is because of Himeji-san. Theres an A class level overwhelming power in the middle of this weak F class. In other words, therere some in 3-E. Theres a possibility that A class members are amongst them. In that case, everything makes sense. Its not that the enemys holding back and not finishing us F class off, but that they cant get the fighting strength to finish us off!? No, this doingits not just 3-E. There should be a few other A class members hidden in the other classes. In that case, the difference in battle strength amongst the classes will be overwhelming, and our chances of winning the courtyard battle is slim. Yuuji said out words of such despair. Then, we wont get reinforcements even if we struggle here, and well end up in complete defeat!? Are you kidding me! Upon hearing this confusing bad news, Im immediately confused. Theres no way to escape from hereand not enough fighting strengtheven if we manage to escape miraculously, we need to get those guys to listen to me, regroup and pass throughthe level of vocal rights I have right now is Yuuji, whos sitting beside us, seem to be muttering something, but what he said didnt enter my mind at all. All I feel is some anxiety rising in me, that I have to do something. In the end, what happens if the strategy repeats itself againthey wont be able to take action in time even after I tell themwhether its time, fighting strength, power to talk, none of it is enough Well lose if this keeps up. What do we do? What shall we do? What can I do? An-anyway, we have to find a way to get back to Kirishima-san! I first thought about the logical thing of reporting our current situation. Hahaha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yuuji suddenly puts his hand on his forehead and starts laughing in front of me while Im in this state. We can only give up and surrender here. He said coldly. Huh? Whats this guy, saying? Yuuji? Thats right, isnt it? In the end, were just F class, and we have a higher ranked B class as our opponent, completely trapped in the middle of enemy territory. Do you think we can possibly escape from here, pass through enemy ranks and get back to our allies? Yuuji looks completely broken as he explains to me the disadvantages were in right now. And even if we go back, the situation of the battle has changed. If we want to reverse this situation, we need to have some strategy to resurrect ourselves and the fighting strength needed to do this. But in the end, I dont have the right to speak up here. What can I do at this moment!? My reply probably doesnt matter here, and Yuuji continues to list out the current disadvantageous situation clearly. We have an almost negligible amount of positive materials to work with, and way too much negative material. Dont joke around. Its impossible to overcome so many disadvantageous conditions even if its me. The outcome of this wars already decided. And then, Yuuji admits that he has really given upshowing an expression he has never shown others before. Looking at him like this, I start to think. I realize that this guy will show abnormal looks from time to time. If something causes him to be unable to think properly and execute his plan, hell start to feel frustrated. A lot of things must have happened, things hes angry about, things hes regretting about, things hes depressed about, and other things. But Yuuji has never explained such things to us. He feels that theres no need for us to know about them. In other wordsthis guy never thought about letting me or anyone else hear him out on why hes like this, or to hear us give him some consolation. Thats to be expected of us. The relationship between us isnt that gentle. Yuuji. What is it, AkiGUAH! Yuuji lets out a weird voice as hes punched right in the face. Akihisa, you bastard! Whatre you doing out of a sudden!? Yuuji, who took a punch from me, growls. Illsolve this. What!? Yuuji lets out a threatening voice in response to my words. Well, Im saying, since youve already given up, Yuuji, its time for me to find a way to break through this current situation. I answer back with a tone, not showing any weaknesses on my side. Youre saying that youll think of a way? Yuuji narrows his eyes at me. Right, I did say that. Isnt this the perfect chance? A chance, you say? Are you an idiot!? What nonsense are you saying!? Weve nowhere to go, and we cant hope for any reinforcements. What sort of chance do you think we have here? What nonsense are you saying now? The 3rd years generals right in front of us, and he has the minimum number of guards with him. There wont be a second chance for us in this situation, right? Stop kidding around! We cant even break through 3-B in front of us. How do you expect us to beat the general sitting deeper in!? Hes being different from usual after all. The normal Yuuji will definitely think the same way as I do. Youre wrong Yuuji. If we can solve this problem, wont the chance to beat the enemy general land in front of us? Normally, when the other classes should be trying their best protecting 3-A, we cant do anything, but if theres only one obstacle in front of us here. If this isnt a chance, what is a chance to you? Yuujis unable to reply to my words. Canyou do it? I dont know. Im thinking now. I continue to rack my brains as I look around 3-B classroom. All I can see are a wide classroom and a large blackboard. Therere people gathered at the entrances, a complete difference from the inside of the classroom. And theres also a high-class equipment, air-conditioning, that we had never used before. Our members are gathered here, they cant tell what were doing in the classroom; maybe, in this case I see. Since you have a plan, Ill leave it to you. Yuujis planning to move away from me while Im still in deep thought. Wait. I need you to join in for this plan, Yuuji. I hope you can help me. I stop Yuuji and look at him with eyes full of confidence. Id say, Akihisa, youre talking about the snacks packets or the disposal chopsticks you see on TV. Got it. Thanks Hideyoshi. After hearing a suggestion from Hideyoshi, whos helping me out in this, I start to look through the cupboards and tables in the classrooms. I find quite a few snacks some 3-B students brought, probably from 3-A classroom. Very good, therere disposable chopsticks here. Now this can work! Highest temperature is 29C, huh? I set the air-conditioning to its maximum temperature, and switch it to heating mode. Immediately after, theres a stuffy hot air blowing through the vents of the air con. Huh? Did anyone hear something? Hideyoshi then times this moment perfectly and says this unnerving line. This line passes through everyone, and theres silence all around; I use this chance to rub the packets and break several of the free chopsticks. Pach PachPAK! Some sort of cracking sound rings around us. It sounds like the noise made when a bonfires being lit. O-oi oiisnt this? Someone on the corridor mutters nervously. After that, I quickly toppled the blackboard cleaner to the feet where the crowds gathered. With the hot air of the air conditioning blowing, white smoke rises. A fire!? I dont know who said this first, but the lit fuse to our momentums spreading. Everyone! I give the signal to my classmates in the room. Everyone from F class nod in silence, and we charge out from the classroom while using this commotion as an opportunity. A fire? Everyone, please move aside! The teachers nearby appear with fire extinguishers in hand. Thats a nice uninitiated follow up from them! Thanks! Over there will do. Please use the fire extinguisher! I call out to the teachers holding the fire extinguishers. Several seconds later, the fire extinguishers let out dust that danced about, forming a veil of smoke that coverly covered their sights. Aki, your thoughts are still as underhanded as before. Please call this knowing how to adapt to the situation. The moment Minami says this, I suddenly recall the first summoning war we had, when we used the fire extinguisher. I think I pushed the blame to Minami that time and ran away. Well, thats certainly memorable. Though its almost illegal, our side never shouted out fire at all, so this is still within the rules. I can hear Hideyoshis voice from beside him. (S)he really is a member of F class, to be able to think of it this way. Then. I bought some time for us all; lets go. (Nods) Once our preparations are complete, we sneak by the enemy in the midst of the smoke and start moving to the 3-C classroom where the enemys base is. If Takashiro-sempai notices this commotion and comes out here, Ill just have to use Yuujis bracelet to open a field and fight. If the subjects health education, well send in Muttsurini, while Himeji-san will handle the other subjects. Minami, Hideyoshi and I will then go in for the win. This is the plan I came up with. I glance behind to confirm the situation, and see Yuuji follow me while looking unconcerned with this. This strategy wont work with that guy around, so even if he has his own thoughts, I cant let him act on his own. I look for Takashiro-sempai amongst the crowd on the corridornope. In other words, he should still be inside 3-C classroom. Ill charge in just like this. If I say too much here, Ill expose my intention to the people around us, so I didnt say my actual target while continuing to move to 3-C classroom silently. Whatthis situation!? Isntescapingmore Wait, Aki! The situationsnot! I can hear everyone muttering something in the midst of this panic. We start to scatter around to prevent our surroundings from finding this suspicious. And just like that, even though we lost a bit of time going against the people moving against us, we still reach the 3-C classroom. Everyonegood. All of them are near me. Now all I have to do is to attack quickly. Come onlets battle! Just when I exclaim this and enter the classroom. Wait, Aki! Something doesnt feel right! Minami catches up to me and warns me. Eh? Weird? Where? Isnt that upperclassman someone easily fooled? Hes still remaining inside the classroom even in this situation. Miss Himeji Mizuki and everyone else, welcome. This voice came from the classroom, interrupting Minamis explantion. This voice is Takashiro, sempai! I look over at the source of the voice, and see Takashiro-sempai, lounging on the chair as he looks over at us. Hello, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. This certainly is a leisurely afternoon. He doesnt look frantic, doesnt look like he has any intention to escape, and shows no signs of being confused. He doesnt seem surprised by the fact that were right in front of him at all. So you set a trap back on us? Yes, unfortunately for you. Takashiro-sempai says this with a pitiful voice. Damn it! Yuuji! In this case, lets go Oh yes, Ill advise you to stop, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. Takashiro-sempai warns me just when Im about to activate the field and challenge him. Because if you activate the field here, youll lose. He says this as he looks behind us. Everyone, please do not remain behind there. Come in. Unknowingly, Kogure-sempai and who looks like the other 3-A students are standing there. Looks like you let a teacher standby there beforehand already Minami grits her teeth as she mutters. Now we cant use the bracelet to fight against them now. In that case, the only path for us is complete elimination. Besides, if we do not accept the duel challenge, well be deemed as running away from battle. Even so, Now I can finally have a proper chat. Takashiro-sempai gives no indication to attack, but merely smiles at me. He actually says that he can have a proper chat now? What ridiculous words are you saying? Were in the middle of a summoning war here! Yes, I know this all too well. Takashiro-sempai nods to us in a pretentious manner. But there is someone I want to have a chat with no matter what present here. Upon hearing this, Himeji-san, who has been standing beside me, shudders. I see. So this is what Takashiro-sempai meant when he said, Ive prepared the stage for us to talkhe really got us here. Himeji-san, please fall back. We need to find a way to run away no matter what here. With this scenario Ive created now, do you think Ill allow that to happen? Takashiro-sempai says that, intending to make us give up on resisting, and looked around the classroom. The exits are blocked, the switches are being watched, and they wont allow us to approach the windows even though this is the 4th level. It seems that Takashiro-sempai is sufficiently prepared. While Im still desperately looking for an exit, Takashiro-sempai says, Theres no need to be so cautious. Therere just a few questions I want to ask. If you can answer me honestly, I can make an agreement with you and release everyone present. Hes going to release us to safety even after doing this? How stupid that is. Its amazing to have the others accept your actions when youre doing so on such personal reasons, sempai. Thats how it is. What you said is absolutely correct. Im the student representative, so the others obey my instructions like what theyre doing so. This action of mine will most likely damage the trust everyone has towards me. In that case, why But to me, Miss Himeji Mizuki is someone I really have to have a proper talk with, one who I have to make such a large risk for. Takashiro-sempai puts his hand in front of his chest and firmly declares. Upon hearing him say such resolute words, I cant help but be at a loss of words. What do you think? Are you finally willing to listen to me now, Miss Himeji Mizuki? Takashiro-sempai proposes a question to me, asking if we want him to send us to the detention room or to listen to his words with a gentle voice. Theres no room to choose here, Himeji-san seems to be saying this as she bites her lower lips. What do you want to say? Takashiro-sempai? She looks really unhappy as she looks up to Takashiro-sempai and says this. Im extremely grateful that youre finally not going to run away here. May you please listen to what I have to say? Takashiro-sempai nods his head in a satisfied manner, and walks towards Himeji-san. He then holds her hand, Miss Himeji Mizuki. I, like, you. He made a proper confession while everyones looking at me. Please be by my side. Ill definitely be able to bring you happiness, and Ill release you from that dirty and battered classroom. Takashiro-sempai continues to say such cheesy lines. I-Ialready have someone I like. But can that man really bring you happiness? Can he provide the best facilities for you? We were so close to getting A class! Even now, were working hard This working hard is simply about putting the gentle you on the frontlines. Takashiro-sempai says this as he continues to approach Himeji-san, and then uses a handkerchief to pat the chalk off her face. His method is really too crude, and its a mistake. If its me, I wont allow you to have such suffering, and Ill bring you to a better environment. I already know Himeji-san has someone she likes, so her reaction didnt surprise me at all. Is that all you have to say? Yes. Im sorry for taking your time, but I do want to express the love in my heart to you no matter what. What Im surprised at however is Takashiro-sempais action. Of course, I already knew, even without him saying things so clearly, that Takashiro-sempai really likes Himeji-san, and hes willing to bear such risks and express his love to her. From his actions, I can tell how earnest he is when he says this. To be honest, I do feel that his direct method is very cool too. Takashiro-sempai, I Its okay, Miss Mizuki. There are still many moments awaiting the relationship between me and you. He interrupts Himeji-sans words, showing a gentle smile on his face. Sorry. Lets go. Himeji-san gives up on saying anything as she heads to the entrance. Minami, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini then follow her out. Yuuji stares at Takashiro-sempai for a moment before going out of the classroom as well. Maybe he probably understood Takashiro-sempais actions from his own viewpoint because of Kirishima-san. You arent following them out as well, Yoshii-kun? You dont have to be so cautious; Ill keep to my side of the bargain and wont hurt you here. Of course I will. Its rare of you to show some mercy here. Hahaha. I do feel that your honest attitude is a virtue. However, since the strategy I thought of failed, I have to be in charge of covering them at the back. In this situation, no matter what the enemy says, I cant guarantee that they wont attack immediately after we leave the classroom. While Im thinking about this, Takashiro-sempai seems shocked in response and asks, Please hold on for a moment. That attack just nowwasnt something thought by Sakamoto-kun? Eh? You really think so? Yes. Thats an audacious plan that nobody other than him can think of. Is that so? If you really think of it this way, thats a really grave mistake. This plan is something I thought of. Is that so? I apologize for this. Takashiro-sempai gives a bow, and then mutters as he looks at my face, Speaking of which, Yoshii-kun, its really shocking to me that you have such a unique way of thinking like Sakamoto-kun. No, thats not the case. Theres no need for you to be so humble. This isnt being humble. But to be able to actually think like Sakamoto-kun If its that guy thinking of a strategy for real, you wont be able to stand here like this, sempai. Oh? Upon hearing my words, Takashiro-sempai narrows his eyes. That truly is an exaggerated saying. Because what I said is the truth. I said what I really thought. Right now, my strategies cant match Takashiro-sempai. This level of planning I have now is going to be unable to beat him. But even if I cant, that guy can definitely do it. That guy can definitely do something I cant do, that guy has countless things I dont havebecause hes someone I admire. How unfortunate. If youre the one actually making the strategies, I wonder if Sakamoto-kun has given up the desire to win now? Takashiro-sempai shows a taunting look in his eyes. Please dont worry. Ill give him the all-use method of repairing a TV set passed down since ancient Japan. Ill kick that back thats not moving forward. Ill use the most effective method I can think of now. After that, theres no room for me to interfere. Normally speaking, that violent method will cause the television to break down, you know? Will it, I wonder? From what I see, letting us free here will cause you to regret this for the rest of your life, sempai? Upon hearing my declaration, Takashiro-sempai answers me with a relaxed smile. Is that so? Im looking forward to it then. In this situation, Takashiro-sempais smile will not waver. But I said what I wanted, and its meaningless for me to remain here Please excuse me now. Yes, farewell, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. I turn around to leave the classroom. I enter the corridor, arrive at the stairs, and find Hideyoshi watching out for any enemies hiding downstairs. So its Akihisa? Youre slow here. What did that Takashiro say to you? Hideyoshi looks back at me and asks, Nn, a little. He told me that my methods still a lot less despicable compared to Yuuji. If thats not enough, what else is I have a pure innocent heart after all. That seems to be my limit. What causes you to say that? Seriously. They seem to be laughing it off as if its a joke, but Im very serious here Huh? Speaking of which, wheres Yuuji? I can see Himeji-san at the stairs platform, observing the situation downstairs, but I still dont see Yuuji around here. As for Yuuji, he should be right at the backeh, whats going on here? Isnt he there? Hm? Now that this is mentioned, I turn around, and find Yuuji standing in front of me without me knowing. Yuuji, youre late. Did you notice anything strange? Even with Hideyoshi asking him, Yuuji continues to head downstairs wordlessly. What is it? He looks a little Whats with you, Yuuji? Im a little concerned, and lower my head to look at his expression. And then Kukuku Yu-Yuuji? HAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!!! Yuuji again puts his hand on his face and starts laughing, just like the time before we went out to attack. Whats going on!? Im unhappyreally unhappy now. To think that I can still remain silent after being beaten up by someone. Yuuji suddenly says such vague words. I-is he alright? Good grief. Im seriously, really really unhappy deep inside now. I never thought Imactually being viewed as the same level as you here. Yuuji ignores my worry as he says out the frustrations from inside his heart, and starts laughing away for some reason. Thats absolutely true. Im the only one who can handle the entire situation in this predicament, instead of you, instead of that person. Even if you guys cant do it, I can definitely do so. Yuuji stops laughing and murmurs, Whats with this me, pushing my responsibility to someone else after just a few disadvantages? This is the situation where I should be the one stepping up rather than anyone else, right!? He says that, and suddenly grabs his face. Wha-what!? Whats going on!? Sakamoto. What exactly, are you? Ah, its nothingsorry. Looks like Im dazed after dosing off just now. Yuuji answers Minamis concern and lifts his head that had been looking down. His eyes that are looking upagain show the strength he had before. Whats going on? I really dont know what happened to this guy. Lets go everyone! The commotion just now hasnt calmed down yet! Lets use this chance to escape the new building! Thats an arrogant voice that came from deep within him. I really dont know whats going onbut well, it certainly does sound like his usual flair now, right? Yuuji, even if you say so, how do we actually escape from here? Yeah. The 3-B upperclassmen who just evacuated should be back soon, right? Well meet up on the way. First, well meet up with the F class guys downstairs. Well discuss the strategy there! Yuuji hurries down the stairs and agilely heads to the temporary base we were just in. It looks like he has his own thoughts. Ill believe in him and follow him then. Our F class classmates, who evacuated the seniors and understood the truth after entering 2-B classroom, are waiting for us there. Ah! Hows the situation, Yoshii!? How exactly did it fail!? Its s strategy you thought of anyway! We already knew itll fail! Anyway, we need to regroup somewhere Sakamoto!! Everyones stare naturally gather upon Yuuji. Speaking of which, is it really a given that my strategy would fail? Oi Sakamoto! What do we do!? Were going to be completely annihilated at this rate! Alright! Leave it to me! Well abandon this classroom immediately! Everyone, escape from the new building! Escape, you say!? Are you an idiot!? Therere still 3-B guys on the way, you dimwit! If theyve already finished meeting up, there might be other 3rd year classes around, you bastard! I know these already! Please believe in me and head on courageously! In the face of the questions and scolding from everyone, Yuuji makes a formal response. Upon seeing Yuuji answer with such a confident look, Understood! They charge out of the classroom and run down the stairs. Mizuki, lets hang on! Yes! No, well remain a little further behind from the rest. Dont move too far away from me. Yuuji stops Himeji-san and Minami who were intending to head out, and we continue to move forward while being slightly behind everyone else in our class thats attacking. And after walking forward for a little while, You guys sure have guts to trick us here! You better be prepared here, you second year bastards! Dont you dare think you can walk out of here alive! Its just like what we expected. The 3-B members meet up with our F class comrades as we return to the first level. Sakamoto, what do we do now!? Its about time for us to hear your strategy! I can hear the expectant voices from everyone in our class. OH! LISTEN UP, YOU GUYS! Yuuji faces them, ALL OF YOU ARE TO FIGHT TILL YOUR DEATHS HERE. And simply says this to them. Huh!? Sorry! There wasnt any plan right from the beginning! Please help act as bait for the few of us to escape; Ill let you guys decide on how to protect yourself! Looking forward to see you fight till the bitter end! YOU! YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, YOU BASTARRRRDDD!!! SHUT UP! ILL SHOW NO MERCY TO THOSE WHO CALL ME AN IDIOT, DIMWIT, BASTARD! Th-thats the worst! What I did is extremely underhanded, but this operation itself is just as despicable as how Nemoto-kun abandoned us. Its really despicable. Because of this, were exchanging insults and countering over the issue of saving and betraying our comrades. In other words, things are just as usual. Right, we can finally handle this thanks to everyones sacrifice! Everyone else is to head to the courtyard! Yuuji, charging out is no problem, but how are we going to break through the 3rd years on the courtyard! Look for a health education territory, and break through there using Muttsurinis strength! If hes weakening, Himeji and I will step up! You sure thats enough? If things get worse, Ill betray some other people! Yuuji says this as he points at our classmates whore making noble sacrifices. Though he cant use it too many times consecutively, and cant maintain this for long, but we might be able to break through with the power of the bracelet. Then after meeting the main team? I need to first know the battle strength of the second years. For that to happen, Nemotos existence is a hindrance. Fm fm. In details, please? The dead cant talk. Wahhh How is this guy able to say such a horrifying line? Well well, look at me now. It seems that my thinking process has become a lot sharper while Ive been focusing on my studies. I feel there are so many things I can argue back here, but its best for me to remain silent. Theres no need to worry about trivial things like vocal rights or working together. If nobodys going to accept me, Ill make them obey me, whether its by threat or by assassination. This is myour F class modus operandi. Yuuji declares this as he continues to run, with no signs of any doubts in his eyes anymore. Volume 11, The Ninth Question Volume 11, The Ninth Question Please answer the following question. Please state the name of the compound in the picture. Himeji Mizukis Answer: Paradichlorobenzene Teachers Comment: Correct Answer. Yoshii Akihisas Answer: Paramiporobenben. Teachers Comment: I get the feeling that I am seeing some telephone game here. Tsuchiya Koutas Answer: Slapped on the backside by papa. Teachers Comment. I get the feeling that I am seeing the end of some telephone game here. We run out from the new school building, with Muttsurini leading, Himeji-san and Yuuji next, Hideyoshi and Minami, and me at the back. Got it! Its the Health Education territory! Good! Ill leave it to you, Muttsurini! Understood. The moment Muttsurini puts a foot into the field, Summon, he says softly and calls out his summoned beast. And just when hes waiting for the enemy to swing, Watch thiWooh!'' DONK! A loud thud rings, and the enemy ranks broken through in one go. Eh? What happened!? A summoned beast and its controller appears from deep within the broken enemy ranks. Found you! Muttsurini! Kudou Aiko!? The one opening a path right in front of us is the expert in health education whos second only to Muttsurini, Kudou Aiko. Sakamoto-kun! Over here! Kudou? Whyre you over here!? Ill explain later! Hurry! O-okay! All of us run through the path Kudou-san opened for us. And then, therere other 2 A class members on the path were headed to. Its really good that you people are fine, Yoshii-kun. Okay! Hurry up and run through! Kubo-kun! Kinosheeta-san! The three people who have considerable marks even amongst the second years are here to help us. This certainly is reassuring! Lets go, Muttsurini-kun! Were opening a path here! Understood. 2-A, Kudou Aiko, Health Education, 513 points. And 2-F, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education, 621 points. Those twos overwhelming scores are shown. The summoned beasts of Kudou-san and Muttsurini open a path in front of us, while Kubo-kun and Kinosheeta-san are on the side supporting us. In this formation, we have a penetration ability that cant be stopped. Looks like we can break through here! Right! Kubo-kun, Kudou-san, Kinosheeta-san, thanks for helping us! Its thanks to the three of them helping that we can possibly break through the field easily. The enemies are far fewer than what we expected. Just when Im thinking about this, Kinosheeta-san, whos running beside us, says, No! Were the ones who need help here! Eh? Arent we the ones saved? Kinosheeta, this situation you say, does it have anything to do with the enemys formation now? Yes, prez Prez, as in Kirishima-san? What about Kirishima-san? Prez insists Ill act as bait, please go and save F class, and wouldnt listen to anyone at all! Wait! Isnt this a reversal of priorities here!? Were just a single group here, and Kirishima-sans the general. Obviously, were fighting so that Kirishima-sans not beaten by the enemy, but shes coming onto the frontlines to save us. Theres definitely something wrong with this. Yoshii-kun. Kirishima-san wont listen to us no matter what we say. Yes. Thats whyplease convince Prez! Wore her out enough. Once we beat her, this battle will be over! Just need a final blow! Summon! (Humanities) 2-A, Kirishima Shouko, Geography, 162 points Vs 3-A Kanefuji Asuka, World History, 142 points And 3-C, Beppu Aki, Geography, 102 points. And 3-C, Onda Toshio, Japanese History 119 points. Iwontlose! 3 summoned beasts pass by our defense lines, and charge over at Kirishima-sans summoned beast. She dodges the first sword strike, parries off the second spear thrust with her sword, Uu! Shes unable to dodge the 3rd axe dodge, and loses her balance. Got you Summon! 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Japanese History, 237 points Vs 3-C, Onda Toshio, World History, 12points. Yoshii? Whatre you doing here, Kirishima-san!? My attack manage to catch up right in the nick of time. Thanks, Yoshii-kun. Allow me to take over here. Please hurry and retreat with Kirishima-sansummon. Got it! Lets go, Kirishima-san! With Kubo-kun taking over me, I use this opening to forcefully grab Kirishima-sans hand and pull her away. Nice, Akihisa! Retreat to the old school building like this! After that, Hideyoshi and Minami follow us by the side, solidifying our formation. Therere no signs of enemies around us, and now we managed to avoid this crisisthough this is what I think, Ican still fight on. But Kirishima-san swings my hand away and stops. Whatre you saying now, Kirishima-san!? If you lose here, everything will be over! Shouldnt you be waiting at somewhere safer? Yeah, Prez! We followed your orders and saved Sakamoto-kun and the rest. Thats enough already, right? Please dont say such stubborn things! While Kinosheeta-san and I are still trying to bring her back to the old school building, Kirishima-san merely lowers her head at us and says, I, can still fight on. What do you mean by being able to fight on? Though you do have enough scores I must at least take down B class and balance our fighting strength. Upon saying this, Kirishima-san continues to stubbornly head towards the frontline, and is immediately scolded by Kinosheeta-san. Prez! Thats enough Kinosheeta-san lets out a voice that clearly shows that shes at her limit. Because, if I dont do that! But, as compared to Kinosheeta-sans voice, If I dont do that, Yuuji wont say that he loves me! Kirishima-sans feeble voice feels more shocking for some reason. Kirishimasan? I cant help but look at her expression. He said hell give Koyama the answer, after the summoning warthe moment his promise with me is no longer in effect Kirishima-san lowers her head as she says this. Large bead-like tears can be seen in her eyes. Upon hearing the name Yuuji and Koyama-san, I remember Koyama-sans posture when she approached Yuuji, saying I like smart guys. In my mind, I try to think of why Kirishima-sans crying. Yuuji made a certain response to Koyama-san who approached him, and that would be after the summoning war ends, once his promise to go out with Kirishima-sans over, In other words, Yuujis completely free. Once he gets his freedom, hell respond to the confession. Upon hearing this, theres one conclusion that can be simply made. I already knew that Yuuji didnt choose me, but Koyama And so, Kirishima-san must be having this thought, Yuujis taking part in this summoning war to break up with me and go out with Koyama. In this case, I must at leastjust once, get him to say that he loves me! Kirishima-san continues to let her tears flow out and drip to the floor. In my mind, the reason as to why Kirishima-sans acting so impulsively finally appears in my mind. Kirishima-san thought that Yuuji will abandon herso she wants to hear him tell her that he loves her once, even until the end; shes working hard for this aim. Sakamoto Sakamoto-kun Minami and Himeji-san, whore nearby, must have gotten a rough idea of why this is happening, and turn to talk to Yuuji. This is a case of personal feelings; theres no way to force someone into saying that he or she loves someone. Besides, only the person knows whether the love truly exists. Even if its said out with false feelings, itll just cause damage on both sides. But even with that little amount of feelings, she naturally hoped to hear him personally say this. Even if this wish cant be fulfilled, she hopes to get a reply. Yuuji. I too call out to Yuuji. Ah, yeah. Yuuji nods slightly in response. Then, he slowly walks to Kirishima-san, and says with a calm voice, Shouko. Un. I have a plan. Please give me the authority. WHAT!!!??? Upon hearing these words that cause us to doubt our ears, everyone present widen their eyes. Hold it right there, Sakamoto! Stop acting so snobbish here! Yeah! Dont you find Prez very pitiful here!? Sakamoto-kun! This is too much! I really cant believe youll do this! Even I cant accept that just now! The girls let out strong objections at Yuuji. This is to be expected; hes really the lowest of all humans for saying such a thing after what happened just now. Im mistaken about you, Sakamoto! If you hate her to this extent, you should have said so right from the beginning! Youre still being so indecisive even at this moment! Prez! You should just forget about this worst of the worst scumbag! Therere many good men on this world! Sakamoto-kun! Hurry up, change your words and apologize! Sakamoto-kun, youre really the worst! The girls continue to tell him off harshly. In response to these blaming calls, Yuuji merely uses his unique clear voice and growls back at them firmly. Seriously, you guys are too annoying! He seems to be venting out the frustrations he had for a long time. And then, Yuuji continues to say as if hes protecting something most important to him. I waited for 6 full years already! Cant I just finish this confession according to my plan!!? Eh? Upon hearing these words from Yuuji, everyone present widen their eyes again. Waited for 6 years? Finish according to my plan? I repeat Yuujis words in my mind and digest it carefully. After thinking about it for a while, I finally understand the entire situation. Ah, I see. So thats how it is. PfftAhahaha! A-Akihisa, whats with you!? Whats so funny about this!? Ah, sorry sorry. Now this explains things; why Yuuji wont confess to Kirishima-san up till now, why he wont say that he doesnt like or hate her. Its nothing big. Yuuji already thought of how hes going to confess to her, so even if he has to lie to her, he still doesnt want to say the word like at this moment. After me, Himeji-san and the rest are starting to understand the situation too. (Poof) They probably feel awkward here as their faces are starting to turn red. Un un. I dont know why, but for some reason, such things from those were familiar with makes us embarrassed. I understand it very well. I see. So you have a cute side to you too, Yuuji? A romantic. Shut up! Whos a romantic here!? Ill kill you! While Hideyoshi and Muttsurini are looking like theyre enjoying themselves as they ridicule Yuuji, a completely red-faced Yuuji growls at them. Well deary me. I thought I understood this Yuuji very well, but Im really surprised that he has such a side to him. And after finding out this side to him, Im able to see many more things. I say, Yuuji. Do you have the idea that guys have to be the one confessing? Whatre you trying to get at? Nothing at all. Its just that Im starting to vaguely understand why youre so insistent on having the summoning war against Kirishima-san now. Ugh! Looks like Im right here. We had a summoning war against A class at first because of other reasons. After failing in that battle, Yuuji had no choice, and ended up going out with Kirishima-san. And then, after spending half a year together, that guy must have gotten a clear answer in his mind already. And so, You didnt want that kind of relationship, but to start building a new relationship from your side? Fmthats why Yuuji wanted to win the summoning war. He wants to get back that white paper in the promise, right? How indirect. Akihisaaaaaa!! Youre saying so much unnecessary stuff here!! Itit burts, Yuuji! Yuuji suddenly puts me in a full-powered chokehold. Haha, I see! No wonder he doesnt want to explain the details of this now! Th-this seems to be the case, right, Kirishima-san? I turn the topic to Kirishima-san, who hasnt been showing any response up till now. And then, Kirishima-san, whos standing at where she is, lowers her head. Imreally sorry Her eyes are letting out large tears again. Eh!? Why!? Imsorry!Its, my faultfor doing this! Kirishima-sans not letting out tears of joy, but tears of anguish in her heart as she starts apologizing. Ki-Kirishima-san. Why are you crying!? I dont know why shes crying, and cant help but panic. And she just continues to cry in front of us like this. Becauseif this kept up, well have lost! Everyonesworking hard, but because of me! I immediately understand everything in this single line. It seems that Kirishima-sans blaming herself for how this summoning war has become like this. Im sorryIm sorry! She continues to cry as she apologizes. Yuuji pats Kirishima-san on the head while shes like this, and says, Its alright, just leave it to me. His face is showing a confident smile that makes everyone relieved upon seeing this. Yuuji Because I know youve been working hard. Yuuji! To Kirishima-san right now, theres probably nothing more reliable than this. Hehthats rather cool, Yuuji. Shut up. Im always cool. Yuuji replies my dig with a dig of his own. Yes yes, thats how it is, huh? So now, how do we continue with this battle? Its nothing. This time will be the same before. Lets reverse this little disadvantageous situation at one go. Well do what we always do, its just that simple. Such nice words there. We always manage to win barely here, you know? Hah, thats why youre here to help to avoid failure, right partner? Really. What kind of nice tone is this? Hes always trying to suck up to others like this when its convenient for him. Let me say this first, Yuuji. This isnt for you, but for Kirishima-san. Thats really great. Ill be really disgusted if you say that youre fighting for my sake. The first day of the summoning war against the 3rd years was our loss. But unbelievably, there was no restlessness left in our hearts at all. Volume 11, Authors Notes Volume 11, Author''s Notes I really want to thank all the readers for picking up this book. I am the writer of this story, Inoue Kenji. This series is a little unique because of the naming of the short stories, so when writing my afterwords, I will think what volume is this, and then count it again. I never thought this volume is the 16th volume, 16! Maybe Baka Test as a series has quite the long life. I really want to thank the readers who had been accompanying me for such a long time with all my heart. Thank you very much. Allow me to put aside such courteous words that lack creativity. This time, allow me to revisit the past and write something random in my afterwords again. Whenever I look at the afterwords of this series, I think I am always lamenting that I dont have enough pages for the afterword. There are a lot of things I want to write, but not enough space. There are a lot of things I want to describe to everyone, but I cannot express them sufficiently. Hatred, sadness, regrets, I always have such things when I am thinking about this. However, there are no such problems this time. The least I had for this was two pages, and this time, I get 11 pages! The minimum 2 pages to 11 pages, that is more than 5 times! If I use a percentage here, it is a 450% increase! This is really amazing! I can do whatever I want with such a large space! Ahh, seriously Do, I, not, feel, that, this, is, too, much? I think about it this way againto put it somehow, I should be grateful if it were just 7-8 pagesnot everything can go smoothly for me, huh? On a side note, as for how the number of afterword pages for Baka Test is decided, it is like this, Due to printing issues, the total number of pages for a Bunko book has to be a multiple of 32. After counting the main story, illustrations and other contents, the smallest multiple number will be the number of pages for the volume. A book is then created for real, and we count the total number of pages the modified main story takes. Once we count the remaining pages, the remaining part is used for afterwords. Using this volume for example, the story, illustrations, content page, copyright page and everything else total to 277 pages. The smallest multiple of 32 that can contain all these is 288 pages, and the total number of pages for volume 11 is set at 288. These 11 remaining pages become the number of pages I can use for this volume. In other words, regarding whats going on nowthe increase and decrease in number of afterword pages is all my fault. The illustrations and content do not seem like they will increase the number of overall pages, so if I have to complain, I have to do so to myself. This idiot! I am so sorry. Also, there is theoretically a situation where I can have 31 pages for the afterwords, but in that case, I can write a short story here. At that time, I might want to fill the pages in a short story format like, Me and Kids and Summoned Beasts, Me and Doubt and a Man''s Pride, Me and Japan and the Language I''m Unfamiliar With, Im an author and there are too many pages for the afterwords. Maybe it might be unexpectedly naturalnot. The last topic obviously doesnt fit in. If I have to say, Hero of Benevolence, Liu Bei Xuan De! Hero of Loyalty, Guan Yu Yun Chang! Hero of valor, Zhang Fei Yi De! Will apologize after chopping a tree! George Washington! It just feels that there is something that cannot be associated with the rest at all; there has to be some restrain. I also have to make sure the 31 page afterword do not end up like that. Allow me to leave aside such random talk for now. This time, I might reintroduce the theme I forgot to introduce in the afterword of volume 6.5no, omitted because of the page number. The theme is Inoue Kenji Vs Moving Companys Onee-san - ~Please allow me to explain the contents of the box~ It is a common theme, so I did not feel really moved or emotional here; it is a very normal topic. If you feel that this is a waste of time, please flip on for another 4 pages; it will be better, and will also the correct decision, to enjoy Haga-sans illustrations, as time is limited. As for those who wish to continue readingI am sorry. Please continue to bear with me for a while. Alright, this probably happened more than 3 years ago. At that time, I had to move houses due to work. Moving housesit is a tedious and time-consuming job. The time and energy required was really arduous for me, who had been working from morning till night at the office, sleeping immediately after reaching home, and spending all my free time on games the light novel. I hoped to finish it in as little time as possible, and when I was thinking about this, I found there was a handle everything option on the freight bulletin. The offer was that they would come to the room to pack up, unpack everything upon reaching there, and put everything in place. Simply put, I just have to look. This is a set that can be said to be catered to me, and I made this request without further ado. And so, on the day of moving houses. After clearing up my room, I followed the instructions given by the freight company, and waited for the workers to come over without doing anything. (Are there anything embarrassing that can be seen? Maybe I should just pack it up myself and ask them to move the stuff after all) I had that thought for an instant, but it was too late. I could only prepare myself. After waiting for a while, the doorbell alarm indicated the arrival of the workers. Worker (leader): Please take care of us today. Me: Please take care of me It seemed there were three of them helping out, two men and a woman. Hehso there are female workers in a freight companyI thought that there were only males because it would require manual labor The leader ignored this curious me and continued to give clear instructions clearly. Leader: -kun and I will be in charge of the large objects. -san will be in charge of packing. Worker onii-san and onee-san: Got it. And they started carrying out their own work. I see, the two men are in charge of moving the fridge and other large furniture, while the womans in charge of moving the other spare boxes? I suppose this is a delegation of tasks. The two men started moving out the fridge and the washing machine. Eh, it does not seem right for me to just watch them do this; I have to do something. But even if I say so, I might end up causing them trouble if I go help move the large furniture as well. And so, I decided to help the onee-san packing my stuff. Onee-san: (Sasasa) The onee-san was quietly moving the books on the bookshelf into the box. I think I should help here, and so, I took another box and pack my books. And then, after clearing up a bookshelf, I was about to move to the next bookshelf. Onee-san: I found that the onee-san stopped for a moment. What was that, The H-books drawn by many illustrators I know of (needs to be mosaicked). Onee-san: (Gosgos) No no no no, that is not the case. You are mistaken. These are all sent by others or bought by friends, they are not my interI am sorry. Actually, I really love them! The onee-san ignored my feelings completely and stuffed the books neatly into the box. Then, her movements stopped again for a moment. Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu X Numerous Copies Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu Volume 2 X Numerous Copies Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu Volume 3 X Numerous Copies Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu Volume (and so on) X Numerous Copies There were several copies of the same volume stacked together. This onee-san must have been thinking, How much do you like this series? That was not the case. These were the books that were given to the author as an obligatory gift. Of course I will not repeat the same stupid mistake of buying the books I bought before many times. I continued to do my work without saying such excuses. This time, she moved to the other series, and then, there were books there as well, Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu (Korean Edition) X Numerous Copies (Chinese Edition) X Numerous Copies (Taiwanese Edition) X Numerous Copies etc So I say, that was really not the case. It is impossible for me to buy different languages versions of the same book besides buying numerous copies of the same book. These too are given to the author. I might be able to explain things if I could change the topic, but she merely continued to work silently, probably because her job required her not to talk. In this situation, I could only summon my courage and try to talk to her. Just when I was about to make up my mind, I saw some things placed in the corner of the room. Cheongsam and gym clothes and bloomers. Ah. It was over. There was no room for me to make an excuse. The remaining gifts given to me during the companys end-of-year party, the gifts I received from the readers as a joke (I guess?), the complimentary books given to the author were all placed inside the room. The fact is that I am just an ordinary light novel author, but this is a factbut I wonder if anyone would notice it. Even I, who knew the truth, Ah, unlooks like you had quite a lot of stress would probably have such a response after seeing this room. In the end, I gave up on explaining, and the moving of house was completed in silence as we continued this awkward work. I had absolutely no intention of knowing what that onee-san would say to the other two workers on the truck ride back. And this is how it is, all those intending to move houses. When you choose a freight company in charge of dealing anything, you will really have nothing to do, and you will spend quite the awkward time working, so please take note. To be honest, that awkward atmosphere really made me uneasy And after this explanation of a very common lesson I learned in my life, the pages are soon filled up. Really, who was the one complaining that there were too many pages? Anyway, allow me to input my customary thanks. To Haga-san in charge of illustrators, I am really happy as a reader to see three characters appear on the cover this time! Also, the SD Miharu and the color illustration of Shouko on the 8th page are so charming, making me blissful here. Thank you for taking care of me every volume. Editor-in-charge K-sama, I could not finish my original script in term, but it is thanks to your hard work that the publishing was not delayed. I can only lower my head and show respect at that profile of yours, squeezing out every ounce of strength and will, fighting against fatigue and stress, using your hazy eyes and trembling hands to finalize the script. I am truly sorry, and really grateful. To Kagaya-san in charge of design, thank you for always providing such pretty title designs and pictures for the test questions, content page and explanations. It is thanks to your work, Kagaya-san, that I could try out all sorts of things. Please continue to take care of me in the future. To all the people involved in the anime, manga, collaborations and special editions, I earnestly thank you for taking care of me. I am really sorry that I cannot contribute much And to all the readers! I can only say some customary things, but I am really grateful that all of you can continue to support me like this. Besides the countless letters and fan mail, I actually received some lovers chocolate for Muttsurini. I am truly grateful for that. Speaking of which, Muttsurini is very popular amongst the females for some reason. When the series started, I started to feel pity for him, thinking, This guys just a pervert, so the female readers will most likely hate him. In the end, things ended up like this. Return me all the sympathy I had back them! Also, following up after him in terms of popularity is Hideyoshi. This however is what I expected. I sincerity thank for all the support from everyone. And finally, I shall mention a little bit regarding the next volume, It is still not finalized, but if it is successful, I hope the next one will be the final volume of the main series. As for what sort of ending this story will have, I will be delighted if you can witness it until the end. On a side note, the prelude in the previous volume was presented as a final episode, and the reason was that there was a high possibility I could not compress all the content into one volume just like how it ended up. I originally planned the main series to last 10 volumes, but I could not compress the 8th volume, and added another volume as a result. I could not end it on the 10th volume, so I had to add another volume, forming 12 volumes altogether. I do not think the plan will deviate much moreyes, probably, supposedly, likely. At this moment, it will be cool if I can proceed as what I plannedbut it is hard to get things to go as just I want, just like the number of pages of the afterwords. Alright then. I am really grateful that all the readers can still read such a long afterword after the main text. At this moment, I sincerely hope that I will meet everyone on the stage of Baka Test again. Volume 12, Supplementary Examination Volume 12, Supplementary Examination Question: Please fill in the correct year. In the year ( ), Christianity was first introduced in Japan. Kirishima Shouko''s Answer: "Yuuji confessed his love to me in the year 1549." Teacher''s Comment: The number is correct, but the event is wrong. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: "Akihisa-kun will propose to me in the year 2022" Teacher''s Comment: This teacher here is still waiting for the old Himeji-san to come back. Tell us what''s that all about!! That! Once we saw the new school rule that was introduced, we stormed to the principal''s office to roar out. So you damned brats finally came in? Once she saw me, the principal merely snorts in a bored manner, Old hag! That''s what you mean by ''changing the school and correcting the mistakes''!? You ugly old witch!! Yeah, I was mistaken after all. You have to be educated with more strictness, so I had to change the school rules. The principal doesn''t look sorry at all. T-This damned old granny! That''s too much, principal!! That rule''s too much! Please retract that school rule. Since the second year valedictorian and salutatorian have asked me this, it''s really hard for me to refuse here. Then! Alright, just keep quiet already, you brats. And you said it''s hard to reject us? You''re not giving us any face! This is the case even with the outstanding students Himeji-san and Kirishima-san requesting us. What''ll happen if it''s me? Erm, old granny. Die. You won''t even listen to what I say!? Her tone''s even different from before! What''s with this damned old granny!? Well, Akihisa, Himeji, Shouko, calm down and listen to what the old hag as to say. Yuuji, who came to the principal''s office with us, said so. On a side note, Minami, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini, Kudou-san, Kinosheeta-san and Kubo-kun are all here with us. Us friends have to be together at all costs, that''s why! (We''re definitely not thinking of something trashy like trying to force the principal to accept our idea with numbers.) What I want to say? Well, it''s fine, guess it''s good for you to hear me outno, even if you don''t want to hear, I have to say this to get this out of my mind. The principal spoke with a growl in response to Yuuji''s words. Huh? Did something happen? YOU DAMNED BRATS!!! She loud, sharp roar echoes in the principal''s office. You actually did such a bad thing in such a noticeable place, and with the sponsor''s inspector watching too!! Her expression has changed, and she looks really angry here. What? That bad thing? You destroyed a school facility, did such a dangerous thing, and even made a broadcast in the entire school! ermI destroyed the fence, ran on the roof of the 4th level corridor, and confessed using the speakers at maximum volumeis that right? Erm, so what about that? What do you mean ''what about that''!? The test summoning system''s just there to give you motivation to study, and look what you did!? You did such a dangerous thing, and did that kind of a crazy love affair! Do you want to get the sponsors and the public to start sending in complaints!? Now that she said this, it really does seem that we went overboard there. It''s true that to the public and the sponsors, these things aren''t much besides complaint material. It does seem that it''s used to do other things besides studying. No matter how we improve our grades, it has nothing to do with them. Hideyoshi, Minami and Muttsurini nods as bystanders. We-Well, I think I do have the same view as the three of them. While I''m remaining silent, Kudou-san asks beside us, Then principal, what''s that school rule for? That? That''s some earnest advice that inspector brat gave me. I can''t hide something that has happened, and we have to quickly deal with this matter strictly to get some appeal. If I do that, he''ll be able to write a positive report for us, that. The words Linne-kun said to me after the summoning war appears in my mind. But Akihisa, a hero isn''t just for a certain person! A hero belongs to everyone, you know? That''s why I did my best so that you can continue being a hero, Akihisa! S-So that''s how it is? That damned Linne-kun! I thought he''s a cute kouhai that admires me, but this act is really unforgivable even for me! Hm, in such a situation, what the principal did in response does seem right. Yeah. Once the problem is found out, she dealt with it immediately, especially since it''s such a major thing. It''s hard for her to be told off. Kubo-kun and Yuuji calmly analyzed this. Uu! I''ve nothing to argue against that! Sorry to change the topic, principal. Though we do know the reason, won''t this end up causing more troubles? Th-That''s right! Everyone will definitely oppose! There''ll be a ruckus in this school! It''ll be dangerous if there''s violence! Please take it back! Kinosheeta-san asks politely, while Himeji-san and Kirishima-san continues on from her words as they leaned forward. And then, Minami places her hand on Himeji-san''s shoulder. That won''t do, Mizuki. We can''t trouble the principal. Minami spokes in a strangely calm tone as compared to Himeji-san and Kirishima-san. Huh? B-But, Minami-chan! It''s too much to have a school rule that forbids love! I do think this way too, but Mizuki, we can''t possibly argue since we''re the cause of it all. So S-so? Since you can''t get together with Aki, just endure until graduation then?. There''s no choice since it''s against the school rules. Minami shows a very impish grin. Why''s that smile so evil looking? It''s so different from that face she showed before my battle against Takashiro-sempai! M-Minami-chan, are you planning to wait till graduation and snatch Akihisa-kun during this time? No no, I do think that instead of being with a quiet person like you, Mizuki, I think a cheerful energetic girl like me is more suited to be with Aki! Hm, I do say that I agree with that. Th-That''s not true! Akihisa-kun goes better with a girl like me that takes things more calmly! Also, it''s more disadvantageous for me if you go out with Aki, Mizuki. There''s a need for overtime to make up for this difference. Yes yes Minami nods. So Aki, you better get ready. I''m serious after this too!" Minami-chan! You can''t do that! Akihisa-kun''s min Oh, Mizuki, it''ll be against the rules if you continue on, you know? You have to obey the rules as a student. Uu! And then, Yuuji too nods his head, Yeah, it''s like what Shimada said. Since we''re students, we have to obey the rules. Also, we did cause such troubles in the first place. Got to take responsibility here. He probably agrees with Minami too. Th-This bastard. Yuuji, I can''t agree with your plan. Hahaha, but it''s against the rules, you know? No no no, I''m definitely not backing out because you''re binding me too tightly. This is something the ones who started this have to take. No can do. I already came up with a plan to give birth to babies. WE CAN''T DO THIS WHETHER THERE''S A NEW SCHOOL RULE OR NOT, YOU KNOW!? Why''s this topic getting out of hand? This is bad! Ku-Kubo-kun! What do you think? I agree with the principal''s actions wholeheartedly. Kubo-kun!? That''s weird!? Isn''t Kubo-kun my ally here!? The principal watches us yap away, and says, Speaking of which, I do want you guys to thank me. Huh? Why? Without this love forbidden rule, you and Sakamoto will be dealt quite the harsh treatment by your class, no? I don''t know, when did the principal know about the famous culture of our F class? Leaving aside that. Old hag, you''re too naive. Yeah, that''s completely true. You don''t know anything at all. Good grief Yuuji and I shrug our shoulders. As expected, this principal''s the all-knowing principal after all. Hear this out, old hag. Those guys in our F class YOSHII!! SAKAMOTO!! GET OUT HERE!!! NOW''S THE TIME FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY THE PURGE!! YES!!! DIE PARTY BEGIN!!! The principal''s office door was kicked aside, and out classmates, armed with nailed bats, appear one after another. BANNING LOVE ALONE ISN''T GOING TO STOP THEM (YOU KNOW)!! Yuuji and I quickly move to the window, open it, and leap out. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOSHII! SAKAMOTO!! SWEAR THAT YOU''LL BREAK UP WITH HIMEJI AND KIRISHIMA AT THE EXECUTION PLATFORM!!! WE''LL TORTURE YOU SLOWLY AND KILL YOU IF YOU DO THAT!! WE''LL TORTURE YOU, HEAL YOU AND TORTURE YOU IF YOU DON''T SWEAR THAT!! They immediately give chase. Seriously, this school is This school''s not boring at all! That''s enough. Let''s run Akihisa! They''re gonna kill us! There''s still more than 1 year till graduation. And it looks our busy days will continue on. Volume 12, The Tenth Question Volume 12, The Tenth Question Im sorry, Yuuji. Whats the matter, Shouko? Why are you apologizing? Because I never trusted you, Yuuji. Dont worry too much over that small thing. Sorry. Dont apologize, okay? Im wrong for remaining silent up till now. Alright. Right, then forget everything about it. Yes, Ill forget everything, so Hm? So, how did you intend to confess your feelings to me in the first place, Yuuji? Tell me about it some day. ACK!? WHOLL SAY SUCH A THING TO YOU!!? Its alright. Ill always believe and wait for you. No no no! Even if you waits" Didnt you say youll tell me after winning this summoning war? So, since I love you most, Yuuji, you have to come back with a win, okay? Isnt that line from you too despicable, Shouko? Un. You want me to speak up with such little coercion? Un. Im really being looked down upon. Un. Ill tell you again when I feel like it next time. Ill always be waiting for you. Please answer the following question. Magnesium was used to create a cooking pot that is able to withstand heat and weighs lighter, but there is a problem when cooking. What is the problem here? Also, state an alloy that can replace magnesium. Kirishima Shoukos Answer: Problem: Magnesium reacts violently with oxygen once it meets fire, and causes a hazard. Alloy: Stainless Steel Teachers Comment: Correct Answer. Stainless steel is an alloy that includes nickel and chromium. Tsuchiya Koutas Answer: Problem: There is no stove burner available. Teachers Comment. Can you not add a fire to it, even if it is a bonfire or something? Yoshii Akihisas Answer: Alloy: Alloy in the near future(super resistant to heat) Teachers Comment: You are sorely mistaken if you think adding the words near future can add some realism here. DIE!! Woahh!? Thats dangerous! I use all my strength to execute a Chopping Right, only to miss. Tch! That bastards instincts are as good as ever! Once we safely meet up with Kirishima-san, we first return to the old school campus to ensure our safety, give up on some of the battlefield, and scale down on the battles. Soon after things have calmed down, the school bell chimes, and the first day of our summoning war against the 3rd year ends. In other words, its after school nowtheres no problem if I get rid of Yuuji now! Lets go, Muttsurini. No problems. Having said that, Yuuji only has two hands, and if Muttsurini and I attack, he cant possibly hang on for long. But right before Muttsurini and I get ready to attack Yuuji, Goodness me, Hideyoshi mutters as he stands up and stops us. I cant say that I dont understand how you feel, but you two should stop. Eh? Whyre you stopping us, Hideyoshi? ??? (Blinks) Why are you guys looking at me with such innocent looks and confused expressions? Because its just that Yuuji chatting away with that Kirishima-san. Theres no way we can leave him alone without and him, you know? You guysyou started the flames already, but arent you being too sincere there? Yuuji recovers his posture as he says blankly. Its true that were the ones who told Yuuji to express his feelings to Kirishima-san. However, I never said that youre allowed to have such happiness, Yuuji What do you want me to say then? As for what to say, I can only answer this way. After you confess to Kirishima-san and calm her down, get rejected. Ill be really embarrassed if that really happens I do think that is an appropriate situation for Yuuji. Seriously. I still have to plan the strategy for tomorrow, so dont distract me now. Yuuji turned and summarizes the current fighting strength on the notebook. Wellsince he says so, I shouldnt get in his way. As Yuuji and I trade jabs at each other, the girls are standing around without us knowing, looking embarrassed. ErmSakamoto, sorry about that. We just said what we wanted without knowing what youre thinking. Were really sorry, Sakamoto-kun. Minami and Himeji-san lower their heads. Sorry about that, Sakamoto. Were sorry about that, Sakamoto. We were too harsh. Kudou-san put her hands together, looking really sorry, while Kinosheeta-san looks away slightly as she apologizes. That sort of little thing doesnt matter. I dont mind at all. In response to this apology, Yuuji merely waves his hand with annoyance. Besides, forget everything that happened if you feel bad about this. Ill be really grateful about that. Thats impossible (you know)! You guys But of course. Nobody can forget about such a shocking incident even if they want to. Your relationship will improve further before we forget about it, no? Of course~ Prez looks the same as she usually does, no? Yeah. And we have no reason to stop you two anyway. Thats right. After that Please dont look at me with those eyes, alright? Thats true. It goes without saying for Kirishima-san, but once she understands that Yuuji doesnt hate her, theres only one outcome left for those two. Is that soYuuji, youre going to get married after this (summoning) war? Oi, stop it. Isnt that a death flag normally seen in movies or something? This is the kind of touching ending, to die after passing on his feelings to his lover. Kirishima-san listens in on us, and doesnt look very confident as she speaks to Yuuji hesitantly. Erm, Yuuji, do you want to go out to the City Hall together after this? No way! It seems Kirishima-san wants to use the marriage request certificate she kept for a while. So its no good, after all? Of course not. I still have things to do after this. I cant possibly go with you. After hearing these words from Yuuji, Kirishima-san lowers her eyes, looking very gloomy. And so, Thatsright. I didnt trust Yuuji, I did something so stubborn. I cant go out with Yuuji I DONT MEAN THAT GOING OUT! It seems Kirishima-san feels very guilty over doubting Yuuji just now as her voice sounds less lively than usual. And Yuuji probably feels this way too, maybe? He scratches his head, and follows up, Goodness. I dont mean that! Im just saying that Im not going to the City Hall with you, alright!? Kirishima-san hears this, lifts her head to glance at Yuuji, and asks, That means going out is okay? What a beautiful counter. Yuujis unable to say anything for the time being, and grabs my shoulder while seemingly trying to escape from Kirishima-sans stare. O-Oh, Akihisa! Nows the time to go to your house to revise Japanese history, right? We have to hurry back and revise! Im fine, Yuuji! I can work hard on my own, you know? What? No need to be so thoughtful! Your points are indispensable for our turnaround from now on! Its not too much to say that Yuujis being very deliberate with how fast he changed the subject, but to be honest, its really cruel for Yuuji to confess in front of everyone at this point. On a side note, while what Yuuji said to change the topic just now may seem to be for show, but it is the truth. Hes been helping me revise my Japanese history after our war against A class was interrupted. I understand. In this case, Ill endure. Kirishima-san readily answers, to my surprise, and I cant help but ask, Eh? Kirishima-san? You sure? The one wish Kirishima-san has been hoping for finally happens after 10 years. Its okay to enjoy a little bit at this moment, right? Its alright. I caused a lot of trouble during the summoning war. Its to be expected for me to endure. HmI guess its fine if Kirishima-san says so Its already after school. Theres no need to be so worried about it. And Ive decided not to be anxious. ? Not to be anxious? Yes. Kirishima-san nods her head slightly. Because I believe in Yuuji. She smiles as she says that, looking a little shy. (Kick) It hurts! What are you doing, Akihisa!? (Kick) Muttsurini too!? Thats the happiness tax. This kick alone isnt enough to pay for it, but Ill leave it as it is for today based on Kirishima-sans smile. Speaking of which, what ideas do you have for the most important summoning war, Sakamoto-kun? The serious Kinosheeta-san changes the topic and asks Yuuji this. Since Kirishima-san says that shell endure this for now, I better stop teasing Yuuji and focus on the summoning war. Of course. Yuuji immediately answers Kinosheeta-sans questions. It might be a little too much coming from me when I havent come up with any ideasbut is it really alright? We lost a lot of forces. Kudou-san and Kirishima-san look uneasy as they give bleak looks, but Yuuji answers them, seemingly wanting to put their anxieties to rest. No problems at all, right? Well, if Yuuji says so, it means theres no problem, right? Think about our situation last time, the difference in battle strengths was a lot worse when we were fighting against you A class. Same as usual. Yeah. I think the real battle starts here. We wont lose if its just like that. Were F class, were already used to such overwhelming odds. I even think that we cant fight at our true strength because we started at the same line as our enemy. Thats how it is. Are you a little more relieved now? Yuuji says as he gives a look. How do I put it? You guys are really amazing in some ways. Youre more lively when youre at a disadvantage~ How reliable. A class starts laughing, seemingly amused by this. Then, well follow Sakamoto-kuns instructions. Right. Just tell us what you need. Ill do my best. We wasted quite some time, but this is where Yuujis actual ability comes in. We wont be toyed with by the 3rd years, and its time to counter. Watch me now. Ill rip those bastards good! And with this line from Yuuji, the first day of the summoning war against the 3rd year ends here. Volume 12, The Eleventh Question Volume 12, The Eleventh Question Please list a proverb for the following: 1. You may fail at things youre good at. 2. One unlucky event after another. Himeji Mizukis answer: 1. Even Kkai will make mistakes when writing. 2. When it rains, it pours. Teachers Comment: Correct. Also, for (1), there is also another proverb, Kkai cant choose pens. A similar expression for (1) would be A kappa can get washed away or a monkey may fall from a tree. Similarly, for (2), there is a proverb a bee stinging on a crying face as well. It will be helpful to memorize these together. Tsuchiya Koutas Answer: (1) A kappa cant choose a pen. Teachers comment: You mixed the proverbs up because you cant differentiate between them? Shimada Minamis Answer: (2) A bee sting on the eye. Teachers comment: It does seem to hurt. Now then, what instructions do you have for everyone, Yuuji? Its now the second day of the summoning war. Once the class representative meeting ended, Yuuji returns to our base, 3-D''s classroom and answers me. Nothing much, we have our F class members at the more intense battlefields, and then we sent D class guys and girls to the frontline separately. Finally, I requested for everyone to try and retreat as much as we can to lower the scale of battle. This strategic instruction doesnt seem to be something too big. Upon hearing this, Kinosheeta-san beside me again asks Yuuji, Is this really alright, Sakamoto-kun? Ahh, it is for now. In this case, it seems Yuuji has prepared all these to execute the strategies later. What is it, Kinosheeta sister? You look like you have a lot of ideas there. Im not unhappy about this Kinosheeta-san seems to be a little disappointed by this instruction. Maybe shes hoping that he would come up with some great revival. Yuuji then continues to explain to Kinosheeta-san, The enemys forcing us to a point where well fail if we do something. We need to bring the tide to our side if we want to reverse the situation. Though you say that, arent the 3rd years stronger than us if we compare our situations? This is fact, but right now, were inferior in ability, and also at a disadvantage right now. First, we have to think of a way in this situation. If theres a way, we would have And I gave this instruction so that everyone can fight at their actual ability. Yuujis instruction is simply just to create a good opportunity, and then well wait for everyone to recover, I think. Were not doing anything big even though its an instruction. Anyway, just watch. Youll know later. If you say so. I guess Ill just watch without saying anything It seems Kinosheeta-san seems to be unhappy about something, but shes no longer asking Yuuji any more questions. This time, Minami instead approaches Yuuji and asks him another question. Speaking of which, Sakamoto, didnt Nemoto say anything to you during the strategic meeting? B class Nemoto-kun really humiliated Yuuji on the first day of the strategic meeting. It seems Minamis worried that he might be coming up with something else this time. Ah, I dont know why, but for some reason, he Not around. Kirishima-san answers, following up on Yuujis words . Eh? Not around? That Nemoto? (Nods)Anyway, he did not attend the meeting. Oh my? Is that really the case? Its good for Prez and Sakamoto-kun, isnt it? While Kinosheeta-san nods, Hmmnot around, huh? For some reason, Minamis giving us a very suspicious look. What now, Minami? Whyre you staring at us like that. We didnt do anything, we dont know anything. A blasphemy of the highest order. Id say Im surprised to be so suspected. Minami however ignores our excuses as she looks around the classroom for a little while, Its around here, right? She approaches the cabinet with the cleaning equipment inside. And reaches her hand for that door. *Creaks**Thud* Nemoto-kun, bound and gagged, rolls out from the opened cabinet. Then, let me hear your reason. Akihisa did it on his own!!! HOLD ON A MINUTE! Whys it that those 3 would gang up and call my name at such moments? Thats not it. Its just an unfortunate incident, you know. Nemoto-kun just so happened to trip over when I was walking, and I just so happened to hold him down, and by chance, Yuuji passed by and sent a punch into his chest, and its bad luck that Muttsurini and Hideyoshi just so happened to be nearby practicing their rope skills and Aki, dont think of passing this off with excuses like just so happened and by chance or something like that. I still want to say the omnipotent line that anything can be rationalized no matter what. Looks like the effect will weaken if I say it too much. Speaking of which, Im a little surprised that Kinosheeta took part in this. Hm? Is that so? Its just like Minami has said; Hideyoshi rarely takes part in such unethical behavior. Yuujis an important friend of mine, a buddy. Its a must to give an equal amount of payback after what Yuuji has suffered through. Even so, Hideyoshis not a saint himself; hell naturally be angry if his friend is hurt, and will use force according to the situation. It cant be helped that Hideyoshi would gag Nemoto-kun and tie him up after he had already done such a thing. What? Dont worry about such a small thing. Theres nothing in the summoning war rules that says that we cant knock out our ally. Yes yes. Thats right. Thats just an area between the grey and black. At least say that its between black and white I know I did something bad too, but even so, theres still something I have to take a firm stance on. As were talking about this, Minami looks around the classroom, and says, Speaking of which, I dont see Mizuki. Aikos not here either. So is Kubo-kun. Yuuji however answers their doubts. Yeah, those 3 are waiting behind the F class guys. For what? Must be to deal with any deserters. What are you saying, Yoshii-kunhow can there be such a thing? Thats one of the objectives. Are you serious!? F class has been used to fighting in the war, but even so, they often have to fight battles where theyll die if they dont go all out, so its not a weird thing to see deserters. Your methods are really cruel. Even though youre classmates Let me tell you something good, Kinosheeta. If you want to make use of the F class guys, dont hold back. If they know its going to be a battle with 100% chance, the situations going to be worse. Its for the better that I dont say anything. And then, we kill off the deserters. Thats really a terrifying rule. I sayif youre going to do such cruel things, I dont care if you get attacked by them during the replenishing tests, no? Dont worry too much. The replenishing tests are held in a different place from the remedial room. Ah, thats true. I guess Kinosheeta-san has never been beaten in a test summoning war? She just accidentally mixed up the remedial room with the test replenishment room. On a side note, since we have a lot more people this time, theres a chance they might be in the same place. But in that case, therell be tighter security; they wont be able to even whisper to us, let alone take revenge. As were explaining about this, the bell chimes, indicating the start of the lessons. Alright, the summoning wars about to start again. Get ready so that you can fight back anytime. Roger that. And so, the second day of our war against the 3rd years begins. Th-Things are really going our way now Kinosheeta-san says with disbelief as she looks down from the top floor of the old school building. Whats so surprising about that? Though you say its going our way now, the thing is that they cant push us back now. Yuuji says. It seems theres no improvement in the situation however, and the difference in strengths still remains. But Im already surprised by this alreadyPrez and I tried our best to allocate our fighting strength, but we couldnt salvage the collapsing frontlines Upon hearing Kinosheeta-san mutter this, Yuuji answers as he stares at the strength report Kirishima-sans writing on. Most of the winning results in war is caused by pursuit. Do you know why? I never heard of it beforebut I understand what youre trying to get at. Leaving aside modern times, it seems during the era of bayonet warfare, the worst losses always arise from the moments when the losing side is being pursued. I can understand what Yuuji means. Through my own experience, if its a comparison of fighting the enemy head on or fighting while running away, the latters a lot tougher to do. You guys made the correct decision to fight head on at the beginning, but because of this, the even strength between both sidesno, the 2nd years were overwhelmed slightly Then, what is the problem? Isnt it because of Nemoto-kun? Yoshii-kun, I think you can leave that aside for now. It seems Kinosheeta-san really wants to find out how to solve the issue of this collapsing frontline once Nemoto-kun retreated. I guess thats to be expected of the studious A class. We sent in our main forces, hoping to regain ground? No, thats the correct decision. It was the correct decision to send in all the fighting strength before the situation got out of hand. But that bastard Takashiro had the upper hand. When you attacked with the main force, he sent an equal number of forces. That upperclassmans really devious, even though hes basically an idiot. I want to know the conclusion now, Sakamoto. Ahh, when you sent in forces and were unable to salvage the situation, didnt you start retreating in an attempt to limit the frontlines? Yes. That response back then was the wrong choice. Why do you say so? Isnt it reasonable for those with high scores to cover those with low scores in their retreat? Yuuji just said the worst losses always arise from the moments when the losing side is being pursued. In that case, it does seem that theres no issues with letting the strong ones retreat last. However Those guys with high scores dont know how to retreat, since they arent used to defeat. The most important thing when fighting and running away is to defend. It is not about beating the enemy in front of them, but to retreat while buying time for their comrades to retreat. Experience, rather than high scores, is the important thing here. And after everyone got pursued, our formation collapsed, and we got forced back by the 3rd years. Thats why the difference in strength between both sides just got bigger. Basically, the scores are still the weapons used in this summoning war. In an ordinary exam, one may feel that this is merely a battle against oneself, but this is different. There are enemies, wins and losses; of course, its disadvantageous to be overwhelmed by the enemy. Is that so? So you let the F class members stand at the front because theyre used to defeat? Thats how it is. Then why did you separate the D class boys and girls? The girls in that class dominate the guys, theyre indomitable, and cant read the mood to save their lives. This means that theyre not going to be suppressed by the 3rd years that easily. Besides, their experience in the summoning war is only less than that of F class. F class and D class, normally considered scrubs, are able to fight on the frontlines, and thats because they rely on something other than points. I seeso once everyone sees the lower ranked classes fighting hard, theyll be able to calm down. I didnt think that much. Kinosheeta-san and Kirishima-san are giving Yuuji impressed looks. This guys really reliable in such moments. I do think I havent done a lot yet. I do feel that you did plentiful though. Or rather, I might say that the real battle begins now. ? What do you mean? Just sit back and enjoy the show. Yuuji got up from his seat as he said this, and observed the state of battle from the window in the front. Alright, perfect timing. Akihisa, are you done with those preparations? Okay. I grab onto the curtain dangling from the window, and open the window frames. Ready, 3, 2, 1go. Hah! As according to Yuujis instructions, I push the curtains out of the window. The curtain hanging on the rail floated in the air outside the window, expanding outwards. And so, a blazing trail crosses through the battlefield immediately afterwards. Eh!? What did you just do, Yoshii-kun!? I just gave a signal. The one attackingI think its Himeji-sans side and not Kubo-kuns. I remember Kubo-kuns power is that of wind blades, right? I do have an impression of it, so the attack just now should be from Himeji-sans summoned beast. A lot of people were caught in it. Kirishima-san muttered. Its just as she said; the trail of fire Himeji-sans summoned beast released caught a large number of enemies in it. Amazing Himejis true ability is ranked 2nd amongst us second years after all. Shes amazing too, but Im talking about how the formation was used in this situation. Kinosheeta-san continues to stare at where the blaze attacked. There probably are a lot of enemies caught in the crossfire. They were so wary of us back then. How did you gather the enemies together, Sakamoto-kun? Well, this is part of our F class characteristic As Yuuji explains, voices can be heard from outside. SAKAMOTO YOU BASTARD! YOU INTENDED TO KILL US AS WELL, RIGHT!? AND YOU EVEN SAID ILL TRY NOT TO HIT YOU GUYS! YOU WERE FULLY AIMING TO HIT US, RIGHT!? In terms of fighting strength, the guys from F class arent worth weeping over, even if theyre used as baits or pawns. Sakamoto-kun, I really cant tell the difference between your methods and Nemoto-kuns Kinosheeta-san said with a shocked expression. Yuuji however took such criticism without flinching, and honestly admits, This is a fact after all. Both Nemoto and I are no different in the sense that we act on the same basis. The similar thing here refers to gaining victory no matter the means. In this sense, theres no real difference between Yuuji and Nemoto. But theres a decisive difference between them, and thats their understanding of the meaning of the word winning. Nemoto-kun thinks of personal victory. Yuujis idea of a win however is that of a team win. Its because of such a major difference that even though us F class continues to be fooled by him, we still continue to follow his instructions. This is the idea of team victory we believe in. For some reason, you guys really have a weird sense of unity. Really? Yeah. The proof is that none of the F class guys got hit by it, right? They really believed. If they truly believed that they were used as bait, doesnt that mean that both sides never trusted each other at all? Anyway, this is how it is in the endAkihisa. Hm? What is it? Call Himeji back to replenish her scores. After that, stay at the frontlines to lure the enemys attention. I got it. Ill come back with Himeji-san once the orders given, okay? No, dont come back. Stay there and fight. No way. You still want to bluff me after all that explanation I just heard? What? Dont be so stubborn, Akihisa. Himeji used up a lot of points just now. Theres no way the trail of fire will appear until she finishes her replenishment." I do see the second arrow in Kubo-kun being on standby, you know? In my situation, Ill be sent on a direct course to the detention room if I get a graze in anything other than Japanese History. Dont be stubborn, Akihisa. Shimada, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini are at their positions fighting hard. Is it fine for you to be here enjoying yourself here? Though you say it like its the truth, Yuuji, I find that theres a lot of wrong in that. Hes clearly demanding that I go over to sacrifice myself. Since Im unwilling to go, Kinosheeta-san then advises me, Yoshii-kun, calm down a little. Your power is needed in the strategy Sakamoto-kun talked about, you know? In that case, how can he possibly make you bait? Yuuji has always been dishonest. Youre saying too much, Shouko. I guess Yuuji probably feels very disgusted for giving me such special privilegewell, its not like I dont understand that feeling anyway. In that case, Ill get myself fooled by you on Kirishima-sans account. Tch. Stop talking too much and hurry on. Yes yes. Got it. I glance aside at Yuuji, whos not being cute at all, and run off to the schoolyard, where everyones fighting. I heard something rustle, and saw a curtain pushed out from a window on the 4th level of the old school building, fluttering in the wind. DODGE!!! That, SCUMBAG!!!! The voices of the F class members can be heard from there. Without thinking, I let my summoned beast, which I just summoned out, jump to the side. Ill kill you! You bastard Yuuji!! Ill definitely kill you once this war is over! Immediately afterwards, several layers of wind blades catches the enemies over there, and passes by them. This definitely is the power of the gold bracelet Kubo-kuns summoned beast has. Oh, Yoshii, you came!? You were fooled too, comrade!? Be careful! Focus 20% of our attention on the enemy and 80% on our allies at the back!! At the place Yuuji says is the most intense battlezone, the F class guys are all in a mess. Not taking into account that the damage dealt from the back rows is more than the front, it seems that theyre ferocious warriors in the frontlines, basked in blood. Ah, Yoshii-kun. It looks like youre fine after all. A voice came from behind as I keep my guard up there. Ah, Kubo-kun. Standing over there is Kubo-kun, who just showed off his power just now, together with his summoned beast. Is it fine for you not to replenish the points you just used up? Sure. I am to go crazy on the frontlines as much as I want; thats what Sakamoto-kun said. Perhaps the term go crazy doesnt really suit Kubo-kuns image, but this is what Kubo-kun himself had just said. Then, I shall go and come back, Yoshii-kun. Kubo-kuns summoned beasts advances forward with its deathscythe in hand. You bastard!! Ill send you to the remedial room!! This second year!! The enemies that got lesser damage quickly attack Kubo-kuns summoned beast. Kubo-kuns summoned beast however does not dodge the attack or use any fancy tricks as he swings a clean slice with the scythe. 3-F Fujishima Takeo, Language, DEAD Vs 2-A, Kubo Toshimitsu, Language, 632 points 3-D Rikiishi Makoto, Language, DEAD Vs 2-A, Kubo Toshimitsu, Language, 592 points The Center Test is the basis, so the modern language and classics/kanji subjects are all combined together. As for the summoned beasts, one of them got sliced in half without being able to do anything, and the other managed to land a hit after much difficulty, but was still hacked down by the scythe. Because of that, Kubo-kuns summoned beast took a little damage, especially when it didnt resist. However, the two opponents are definitely going to the remedial room. This is how Kubo-kun fights; little things like dodging the enemys attacks or feinting to get in and attack the enemy do not exist in his style of battle. His battling style is a simple contest of strength, a case of who wins or who gets beaten. I cant manipulate my summoned beast as skillfully as you after all, Yoshii-kun. Kubo-kun had once said this with a laugh, but this is a battling style I cant imitate. Its a method of abandoning skillful manipulation and petty tricks, pumping in high scores on the summoned beast and using it to increase its strength. It was very threatening when we first fought each other, but now, its very reliable when hes one our side. Hurry up and capitalize on this!! Flank him from the sides, Shimamura!! 2 third years again take on Kubo-kuns summoned beast. I guess thats to be expected of the 3rd years after all. Once they do that, Kubo-kun can only react to one side. Kubo-kun himself understands this, but isnt shaken in the slightest. Its embarrassing, but this is the only way to battle I know of. He aimed his scythe at the enemy coming from the right, ignoring the attack on the left. The enemy attacking from the right immediately defends itself once it understood the situation. Kubo-kuns summoned beast continues on without hesitation as it swings the large scythe. 3-C Shimamura Tadashi, Language, 215 points Vs 2-A, Kubo Toshimitsu, Language, 592 points The enemy didnt get hit with a fatal blow as it focused heavily on defense. However, thats still a significant amount of damage. And as for enemy on the left, Yo-You bastard! I remember, youre that second year Ah, sempai, you actually remember me? Now Im getting shy. 3-C Matsuo Hiroshi, Language, 231 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Language, 142 points It is in an intense battle against me. Eh? Yoshii-kun? Kubo-kun looks slightly shocked as he stares at my summoned beast. His style of battle is such that he has to stand at the front and fight alone so that he doesnt get the people around him involved. But its different now. Dont worry, Kubo-kun. I can cover you. Since Im already used to controlling the summoned beast, I can react according to Kubo-kuns movements, and I can fight alongside him. Everyone else in F class can join in too. What are you saying now, Yoshii!? You want us to die too!?? Everyone in F class is highly experienced in the summoning war, adept at controlling the summoned beasts. More importantly, their fighting strength is not worth crying over even if they get caught in Kubo-kuns attacks. I guess nobody other than them can fight alongside Kubo-kun like this. Thank you, Yoshii-kun, and everyone from F class. This really isnt something worth thanking us for. Were all comrades now after all. Now I can focus on dealing with the enemies in front. Kubo-kun showed a smile, and then turned forward, commanding his summoned beast to charge forward. And then Let us go too, everyone! Guess theres no choice, damn it!! A class and F class are actually able to get along so well; the bonds between humans is truly inexplicable. Thanks to Kubo-kun''s massive contribution, the toughest frontline has been brought under control. "That Yoshii''s on the other side! We''ll leave it to you, Natsukawa! Tsunemura!"'' "We can enter the school building once we break through there!" "Go finish those damned brats off!" I heard the third years saying such things. "Yo-Yoshii." "That''s Kubo, am I correct? I heard you''re rather capable." "Ughthe Toko-Natsu pair!" And so, the 3rd year pair, who we''re very familiar with, are standing in front of us. If we''re talking about them, they''re a pair of seniors, one of them called Toko-whatever and the other called Natsu-whatever. "Those are the upperclassmen who have been taking care of us, right?" "Oh? Looks like you know about us?" "That''s impressive." "Yes. How can I forget about you? You''re the ones who wore a dress and wrote a poem to Kinosheeta-kun during the test of courage tournament, right?" Kubo-kun''s words caused the nightmare hidden within my memories to be reawakened, and a nauseous feeling overcomes me. However, I shake my head with all my might to cast aside this disgusting feeling. I''m fine! I definitely won''t lose to this disgusting feeling!" "Enough talk! Let''s settle this, disgusting sempai!" "Yoshii-kun, it''s alright to go to the toilet if you feel like vomiting." This is bad. My urge to puke has overwhelmed my mind. "Se-riously, you bastard juniors are an annoyance, Yoshii!!" "We must really teach you how to respect seniority!!" Veins are bulging on the foreheads of the Toko-Natsu pair, and they shout while glaring at us. ""Summon!!!"" Language, 3-A, Tsunemura Yuusaka, 423 points. & Language, 3-A, Natsukawa Shunpei, 407 points. Kubo-kun''s eyebrows twitch a little the moment he saw the opponents'' scores. No matter how rotten they are, they are still A class caliber. They''re science students, but it looks like they have impressive scores for language. "Shall we go, Kubo-kun?" "Well, I''ll try." Kubo-kun has used up quite some points for his bracelet just now. To be honest, it is really hard for him to take care of those two. "Natsukawa! Take the smart one!" "OK, Tsunemura!" "Be careful, Yoshii-kun! They''re aiming for you!" "Stop it, Kubo-kun! This bad sympathy is more painful than anyone scolding me!" The Toko-Natsu pair''s challenging Kubo-kun. Until now, Kubo-kun''s summoned beast had the mentality of taking on anyone that stood in its way no matter what. Kubo-kun''s summoned beast swings its massive scythe as the mohican-sempai''s summoned beast flies in. The enemy cleaves its sword upwards as it attacks. And also, the other enemy, the baldy-sempai, lets his summoned beast duck low and charge in. "Your actions are too obvious, you glasses bastard!" The bald-sempai''s summoned beast charges in ferociously with its sword pointed forward. "Don''t even think about it, you disgusting sempai!" I let my summoned beast swing its wooden sword from the side to intercept. "Yoshii-kun!" "I''m fine here, Kubo-kun!" In response to Kubo-kun''s signal, I lower my summoned beast slightly. After that, his scythe makes a loud swoosh, ripping through the winds as he slices his way through. "Ugh!" "You bastard!" The Toko-Natsu''s summoned beasts are on the defensive this time; though they used their weapons to block the attacks, they were still sent flying away. "Let''s continue." He launches another 3 scythe attacks, and the Toko-Natsu pair could only jump back to increase the distance. "You''re not getting away!" My summoned beast managed to regain its balance, and swings the wooden sword at the baldy-sempai''s summoned beast. It''s unable to dodge completely because of its posture, and the wooden sword grazes the tip of the shoulder. Language, 3-A, Natsukawa Shunpei, 389 points. Vs Language, 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, 142 points. The points showed a slight amount of damage. "Yoshii! You''re really getting on my nerves, you bastard!" "I''ll take that as a compliment, sempai." The baldy-sempai clicks his tongue furiously as he glares at me. "Natsukawa, watch out! It''s coming for you!" "Damn it!!" Kubo-kun didn''t stop even when we''re attacking each other, and he swings the scythe down without thinking of defending himself. "It isn''t good to forget about me like that, sempai." I swing my wooden sword extremely hard at the baldy-sempai so that he can''t focus completely on Kubo-kun. The baldy-sempai''s summoned beast blocks my attack in annoyance, and I leap up high in response to his movement, blocking his line of sight. After that, Kubo-kun swings his scythe at the baldy-sempai''s summoned beast. "What!? You''re annoying!" The baldy-sempai''s sword managed to block the sword at the last moment. I let my summoned beast move quickly, while Kubo-kun continues with his attacks as we continue to hold off baldy-sempai''s summoned beast. "This is frustrating! Yoshii! Fight me like a man!!" "Calm down, Natsukawa! You''re getting caught in their pace!!" Right now, I shouldn''t be attacking. The best way now is for Kubo-kun to exert his strength as much as possible. "Shut up Tsunemura! I must break this wimpy attack head on!" "Natsukawadamn!" As the bald-sempai charged in rashly, the mohican-sempai provides cover for him. I continue to assist Kubo-kun as I fight the Toko-Natsu pair. This situation continues for a little while, and I hear a familiar voice from behind. "Leave it to us, Kubo!" "Kinosheeta and I will take over. Go replenish your points!" Minami and Hideyoshi came to provide support. Since Kubo-kun had used his bracelet, we can''t let him continue to fight here. "Shimada-san and Kinosheeta-kun? I''ll leave it to you then." ""Summon!"" Once he saw that the pair''s summoned beasts have entered, Kubo-kun escaped to the old school campus. Language, 2-F, Shimada Minami, 94 points. & Language, 2-F, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, 257 points. "Minami, what''s with that score?" "Shut up! That''s why I came along with Kinosheeta, right?" Though I said that, Minami''s language score too has actually increased as well. If wasn''t rare for her to have a combined score of 30 in modern language and classics during our first year. "Stop looking down on us! Your attacks are only so paltry without that bastard''s attack power!" Because of Kubo-kun''s retreat, the bald-sempai continues to attack again. He attacks Minami''s summoned beast without the mohican-sempai providing cover. It looks like he has abandoned the formation they used against Kubo-kun. "Die, you bast!" The baldy-sempai''s unable to pronounce the words correctly as he yells and attacks. My summoned beast dodges the attack, and swings the sword down hard unlike before. "Ugh!?" His summoned beast could not withstand this attack, probably not expecting this full-powered attack. I then seize this opportunity to send a kick at his jaw from below. "You" My summoned beast doesn''t stop however, and once it slams into him, it uses the wooden sword to poke the middle of the forehead. The enemy barely managed to block this attack with its weapon. Language, 3-A, Natsukawa Shunpei, 342 points. Vs Language, 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, 142 points. The reduced points from the attack was shown. "Hideyoshi, Minami!" "Righto!" "Okay!" Hideyoshi and Minami''s summoned beast charge in, swinging their weapons. There''s no way the baldy-sempai''s summoned beast can avoid these attacks after being sent flying by my summoned beast. "As if I''ll let you." Of course, the mohican-sempai won''t let this happen; his summoned beast chases after us. "Double!" I summon the second beast to obstruct the mohican-sempai''s attack. "You''re annoying!!" His summoned beast swings its weapon, the halberd at my second beast, trying to shake me off. My second beast ducks to dodge, and follows up with a sweeping kick. "You bastard!" Though his summoned beast did not take any damage, it stopped in its tracks. Language, 3-A, Natsukawa Shunpei, 201 points. Vs Language, 2-F, Shimada Minami, 94 points. & Language, 2-F, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, 257 points. The additional damage done by Minami and Hideyoshi''s attacks on the baldy-sempai was shown. He managed to defend himself, but we''re successful in reducing his points. "Damn you! You''re using numbers now that Kubo isn''t here!?" The baldy-sempai was trembling in rage, his face completely red. "Calm down and pull yourself together, Natsukawa!" "Shut up!" The baldy-sempai''s so angry he can no longer see what''s around him. "Listen, Natsukawa!" The mohican-sempai grabs the other by the shoulder, and emphasizes strongly. "We can''t beast Yoshii in such a situation. Let''s fall back and replenish our points." "Tch!" The baldy-sempai bit his lips as he saw his indicated score. And then, he gritted his teeth. "Yoshii, whatever I owed you till now, I''ll pay it all back in this war!" Once he said this, he swapped places with another person, and went to the new school building. The enemies taking over cautiously kept their distance from us, allowing us to heave a sigh of relief. "Phewmanaged to chase them away." "Looks that way." It seems the Toko-Natsu pair is an important fighting strength to them; having chased them away, the enemy''s attacks have eased up. "Anyway, Aki, Sakamoto has given you some new instructions. Do you have some time?" "Ah, yeah." Minami deliberately hushed her voice, seemingly fearful of others hearing her as she looks around. Having seen her do this, Hideyoshi suggests. "Well then, Akihisa, there''s no time for you to replenish your points, but how about you go take a rest with Shimada?" Hideyoshi''s meaning is that it''ll be troublesome if the opponent is to overhear us, and that we have to be careful. I''m a little tired after focusing so much effort on controlling the summoned beast, so I''m really grateful for this suggestion. "I''ll do as you say then." "Sorry for leaving you so quickly after arriving, Kinosheeta." "Well, don''t mind about that. You''d have to continue working hard after this." D class, which was on standby, takes over from us, so Minami and I retreat from here. "So Minami, what''s the plan?" We left the frontlines, and started to chat near the corridor of the old school building. There''s no worry that the 3rd years can overhear us here. "Erm, you know the plan for Mizuki and Kubo to use the bracelets?" "Yeah." "When they use the bracelet again, Sakamoto will also be on the frontlines. Just follow them from behind without calling out your summoned beast, and get ready to go." Right now, the situation has more or less stabilized, so we''re proceeding with the next plan? I don''t know what he wants to do, and it''s definitely not going to be pretty. I better be careful from now on and not use too many of my points. "Got it Minami." "I told you all these already, so don''t think too much about winning that you forget about the plan, okay?" "I''m alright." I''ll get scary thoughts if those bracelet attacks happen again anyway. "Anyway, now that I heard of the plan, I''ll go back to where Hideyoshi is--" "Wait, Aki." The instant I try to return from this corridor to the battlefield, Minami grabs me by the hand. What now? "Anything else you had to tell me?" "Ah, erm, it''s not about the strategy." "? What is it then?" "Erm, well, that, I guess, huh?" Minami''s attitude changes completely as she starts to panic. What''s going on? This isn''t like her. "Argh seriously! I already decided that I want to say it now. Why am I being so flustered?" This time, she turns her back on me and mumbles to herself. Is this really something that difficult to talk about?" "Erm, Minami, I''m not sure what''s going on, but it''s fine that you calm down and tell me later if you''re anxious about it." "Y-Yeah, I did think of this before. I''m scared that you''ll be distracted if I say something strange in this important battle, Aki." Since she''s thinking about whether she wants to say it now, I guess it''s something that puts her in a dilemma or something? "But if someone else is going to spill it out, I better make a promise before I regret it" Minami seems to be whispering something, and she turns around, looking like she made up her mind as she looks at me shyly. "Erm, Aki." "Ah, yeah, what is it?" "I got something important to say to you once this summoning war is over." "Oho." Why? Why is it that I feel that either Minami or I will die in this war when I hear this line?" "Erm, Minami? In movies, those--" Those are basically death flags. The moment I was about to say this. "" I''m stumped by Minami''s ridiculously serious look, and can only swallow my words. "Ermwhat''s that important thing about?" "Very importantmore important than anything else to me." These words don''t seem to be a lie, and Minami''s expression conveys these words as well. In this situation, I can only answer seriously. "Got it. It''s a promise. I definitely won''t forget about that." "Yeah. Please." Minami''s showing an expression more serious than anything else I have seen. Is it really that important? I guess it is that important if she''s worried that I''ll falter in this summoning war if I hear it. "Sorry about it, Aki. How about we return to the war?" "Sure." After making a promise about something, Minami and I again return to the frontlines. Volume 12, The Twelfth Question Volume 12, The Twelfth Question Please fill in the appropriate word in the following blank: "Dust piling up like ( ) Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: Dust piling up like (a hill) Teacher''s Comment: Correct. Tsuchiya Kouta''s Answer: Dust piling up like ''garbage''. Teacher''s Comment: I see. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: Dust piling up like ''large garbage''. Teacher''s Comment: So we can treat it as normal garbage if we divide it up? """DODGE!!!""" The instant we saw the curtain being flipped, we quickly retreated from the middle of the battlefield to the sides. After that, several large blades of wind flew in from behind, where we once were. "You alright, Akihisa?" "Yeah. It''s the second time already, so we''re kinda ready for it." Since we knew the meaning behind the curtains, we more or less managed to predict it, so it is more or less easy for us this time. "It looks like the other guys are alright." "Seems that way." There have been attacks using the power of the bracelets coming from behind; this is the second time I saw it, and the third for the rest. Of course, there are few losses, both for usand the enemy. "It looks like the enemy has understood our intents." "Those observant ones probably picked it up, huh?" Our allies, except for those on the frontlines, understood the secret regarding the curtain, but the enemy''s not stupid. They may be shocked for the first time, realize it the second time, and believe it will happen at the third time. There might be someone amongst them reading our intentions. "I''ll be worried if they didn''t. This is what we''re aiming at." "Hm, Yuuji, you''re here." While we''re talking, Yuuji, in charge of leading the operation this time, walks to us. Goodness, this guy''s strategy is endangering us again. "Ya, Yuuji, you just bluffed me again." "Oh Akihisa, you just got bluffed by me again." Yuuji doesn''t look apologetic at all. Speaking of which, he did say something, ''just go while thinking that you''re being bluffed'' during a previous summoning war. We really got bluffed as a result back then. "Don''t you feel guilty bluffing me over and over again?" "Haven''t you gained any learning ability after being bluffed over and over again?" Ugh! This bastard''s answers are always like that! "Yuuji, you should be careful of what you say now. It''s not wrong to say that your fate is in my hands." "What do you mean?" "I mean, well, that. If I say that your relationship with Kirishima-san has evolvedwell?" If everyone in F class is to know about this, Yuuji''s destiny will definitely come to an end. In response to my words, "Humphhow naive." Yuuji merely scoffs it off leisurely. "Where''s that confidence coming from?" "No matter whether you say it or not, those girls won''t just keep quiet about it, right?" I was completely speechless. "Th-Thatdoesn''t that mean that my plan to reveal everything after my execution is useless?" "It''s going to be an execution either way." "I''m not shocked about it since I more or less expected it." Guess I have no choice now. I''ll just enjoy myself by being executed alongside everyone else. Hopefully, this will be a happy execution to celebrate our victory. "Instead of that, we need to plan ahead. Akihisa, Hideyoshi, return your summoned beasts and come here." If we''re returning our summoned beasts now, it means we''re going to move somewhere. If it''s a battle to decide victory, that means we''re going to where Takashiro-sempai is, right? "Got it. Will be there soon." "Me too." After checking the enemies and allies on the frontlines, Hideyoshi and I exit the field, removing our summoned beasts in the process, and return to where Yuuji is. "We''re back, Yuuji." "How about explaining the strategy?" "Ah, wait a moment. They''re coming soon--oh, here they are." I look over to where Yuuji''s looking at, and see Himeji-san, Minami, Muttsurini and Kudou-san coming out from the school. "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Why does it feel like I''ve been waiting for orders the entire day?" "Ready to go." "Since Muttsurini-kun and I are being called out now, it means that health education is going to be involved, right?" Kudou-san''s with us along with the usual F class members. Maybe this means that it''s not a defensive battle to buy time this time. "Yuuji, have you thought of a plan to win this?" Having thought of the same thing as me, Hideyoshi asks. In response to that however, Yuuji simply answers, "Nope, not at all." """Huh?""" We answer immediately without thinking. He can''t think of a plan? "Then why did you summon us here?" "Do we have to strengthen our defenses?" "But I heard that this is a plan to end the summoning war?" In response to our doubts, Yuuji gestures for us to quiet down, and answers nonchalantly, "It''s not important for us to win this summoning war. You know what this means?" "No, not at all." "That was a quick answer." "Can''t you use your head a little?" Then I''ll think about it a little. What''s important to us for this summoning war? The aim of the summoning war is to get the other class'' facilities, and it''s important for us to get A class'' facilities. That''s why we''ve been declaring war over and over again. But this summoning war is different. The third years started it, hoping to get ''the facilities of classes A to C'', and we just so happened to be against it. In other words-- "We never wanted this summoning war in the first place." "That''s right. We never wanted to beat the 3rd years at all." "Yeah. In other words, a draw''s basically a win for us." While it may be nice to get 3-A''s room, it is the same for them if they can get 2-A''s facilities. Looking at this disadvantageous situation, it''ll be great if we can get a draw out of this. "If that''s the case, Yuuji, since it''s not a plan to beat Takashiro-sempai, it''s a plan to get a draw, right?" "That''s how it is." Yuuji nods confidently. Couldn''t he just say it right from the beginning? Why explain things in a roundabout way? "But Yuuji, how''re you going to force a draw?" Hideyoshi asks about the most important thing, the battle itself, and Yuuji answers the question unabashedly, "We''re going to destroy the machine managing the test summon beast system and end the war." "Wellthis feels like a strategy only Sakamoto will come up with" Minami''s right. Such an unscrupulous plan is something only Yuuji can think of. "But Sakamoto-kun, if we''re to simply end the summoning war, won''t it be started again once it''s repaired?" Kudou-san, who''s been listening to this obediently, raises her hand to ask. "No, there''s only a small chance of that." "? Why''s that." "Our opponents are the 3rd years, and there''s a foreign person observing everything here." Then, what''s that about? While I''m shaking my head in confusion, Kudou-san, standing beside me, claps her hands. "Ah, I see. This is a serious situation for both parties. They can''t back out now." "That''s how it is, Kudou. The foreign sponsors sent someone to investigate because they want to know the results sooner. The 3rd years have their exams, and if the system is repaired even a month later, they won''t have the time to start another war again." I see. Even if the war somehow starts again, there should be some people being too busy. No doubt it''s going to be beneficial to us. "Also, there''s not much merit for them to get the facilities a month later." It seems Minami has more or less understood the situation as she starts to nod away. How many people can actually get serious about this when the self-attendance period is just around the corner? The answer is really simple. "Because of those reasons, we may be able to end this if we delay this summoning war. That''s why we have to do something about that test summoning system." "Oh, so there''s this way of looking at things too?" Yuuji has a flexible mindset capable to thinking beyond winning and losing, and this certainly is like his usual self--no, proof that his thinking has evolved beyond that. That lost mindset he had the previous day will never have thought about it. "We understand our objective now." "Now''s the issue of executing it." "Yeah, I''m about to explain that now." Yuuji pulls out a loosely drawn map from his pocket. "This is a map of the ground floor of the new school building. Since everyone''s been there so many times, we all know where the principal''s office is, right?" "Of course." "Actually, Yoshii-kun, I don''t think any normal person will be called to the principal''s office so many times." The principal''s office is located on the ground floor of the new school building, facing the field. This should be basic knowledge. "The enemy general has made his base at the 4th level of the new school building, and the enemy has set defenses around it accordingly. In other words--" "We''ll blow the principal''s office along with the entire new school building." "Yoshii-kun? What''re you saying!?" "--And if we''re lucky, we''ll get many of the 3rd years caught in the explosion instead of just one." "You too, Muttsurini-kun?" "I want to do it too if that''s possible, but that''s impossible now." Too bad huh? If only we had the fireworks from the school festival. "Aiko, you''ll get tired playing along with Aki and Sakamoto''s jokes. Better to just let it fall on deaf ears." "I-Is that so" "Anyway, Sakamoto-kun, what are the details exactly?" It seems Minami and Himeji-san are both used to our words. I really hope they don''t misunderstand though; if it''s possible to carry it out, we''ll really consider and look into it. "Since everyone''s focus is on the 4th level, there''s no security at the ground floor surrounding the principal''s office, so we can enter there using the back door. We already experienced personally how heavy the security is around the 4th level, but the principal office on the ground floor should be okay. "All that''s left is to start a large performance there--" "And we''ll destroy any area that may contain the system." That''s how it is. If we can get inside the principal office and start a battle, we just need to wreck the old hag''s computer. Now that I think about it, the principal does use the computer in her room to control the system. Even if the host computer is located somewhere else, it takes time to restore the system, and it''s going to be troublesome. Ermwon''t you be lashed out harshly if you do that, Akihisa-kun? The only way to prevent that from happening is that Akihisa has to make it look like an accident. You guys are already used to doing this, huh? Well of course. That''s what we always do. Though this really isn''t something to be proud of. What? Don''t worry about it too much. Our wish to beat A class has gone down the drain. This is just a little payback. Leaving aside the motives behind our grudge, we at least understand what we''re aiming at. Now we just have to split the tasks. Of course, Akihisa will be the culprit. Hm, okay. You''re making it sound so dangerous by calling him the culprit I agree with those words. Himeji will work together with Akihisa as escort. If the only enemies inside are from A class, you''re the only one who can fight them. I-I understand. I''ll work along with you too. If the teachers aren''t around, I have to open a field. With no enemies or teachers around, Yuuji will have to create a field using his bracelet. This really is much easier for me. What about us, Sakamoto? Please be our guards until we reach our destination. Roger that. It''s comforting knowing that I''m going to be with Muttsurini-kun?. Her jaw might drop if she sees any of his scores other than Health Education, but I think we''ll just ignore that for now. The others will create a commotion as our cover. Since we''re going to use a lot of fighting strength, they will have to respond in kind. We can say that we''ll be in a pinch if this failsbut well, isn''t that the basis of strategy? Ah, one more thing, Akihisa. Hm? What is it, Yuuji? I got something to say to you. Yuuji waves at me, and I lean my head towards him, doing as what he told me; he then proceeded to brief me on several possibilities that might happen once we reach our destination. HmI see. That''s what you were planning? That''s what I observed regarding the enemy''s strength as a neutral. I''ll leave it to you. Gotcha. After those words were said, the strategy briefing ended. Yuuji clapped his hands, and then said to everyone. Alright. Let''s begin this plan. Once we see the hint, everyone''s to run straight ahead. What''s the hint, Yuuji? The hint''s that hint. You''ve seen it a few times, right? Yuuji looks over at the old school campus. Ah, so that''s how it is? That''s not just something meant to wear out the enemy effectively, huh? You really are good in this aspect, Yuuji. To be expected of you. So that''s why we took quite the terrible punishment just now, huh? If us at the frontlines are to act without knowing anything, the opponent will probably fall for it. So this is what it means to fool oneself before fooling the enemy, I guess. WellI guess it''s about time. We remain where we are, awaiting the hint. And so, after waiting for a while, the white curtain from the window on the 4th level appeared. It''s Kubo! Kubo''s here! That thing from before is coming again!! Dodge!! Warnings could be heard from the 2nd yearsand the 3rd years too. I guess this is what Yuuji''s aiming for. Let''s go, you guys! Let''s charge right through! Alright!! On Yuujis command, we run for the open path right in front of us. Having witnessed the attacks of the gold bracelets beforehand, the 3rd years dodged aside, forming a path. At this instance, it is possible to break through the sturdy defenses in front of the new school building. Suddenly, I notice Kirishima-san standing at the window of the old school building. She''s looking at us, moving her lips, seemingly saying something. Do Your Best What''s with you, Akihisa? You''re glaring at me like there''s a family feud between us. It''s nothing. I just so happened to see her cheering him on. Any ordinary person''s vision is typically unable to see those lip movements, but she still wanted to chase after Yuuji and cheer him on silently. As I think about how Kirishima-san''s warm and gentle feelings were resting upon Yuuji, I just can''t help but feel jealous of him. Well, it doesn''t matter. Someone has to die anyway. Aki, what kind of inauspicious thing are you saying? We''ll definitely win if everyone works hard! That''s right, Akihisa-kun! We''re going to end this battle in the best way possible! Minami and Himeji-san are looking at me adamantly. This really isn''t what I''m talking aboutbut since they say so, I''ll forget about my execution of Yuuji if we''re going to settle this in the best way possible. Hey, they''re not attacking! Those guys! It''s a bluff! We can hear such words as we run by the 3rd years; it seems they have understood our intentions. There''s still some distance to the new school building, and it''ll be all over if we''re stopped here instead. We''ll leave this to you guys! OK! Yuuji shouted, and our 2nd year allies begin battle to support us. I guess Yuuji did brief them on what to do beforehand; they build walls around our path to allow us through, and our F class members, after seeing this, quickly got to action. Surely they must have sensed that this is the decisive moment. But even so, the path is slowly getting blocked. Kudou! Muttsurini! Alright! Understood. Upon hearing their names being called up, both of them shouted the keyword. Summon! Health Education, 2-A, Kudou Aiko, 498 points. & Health Education, 2-F, Tsuchiya Kouta, 671 points. It seems Yuuji has already expected this to happen as he assigned the Health Education teacher here. The subject field we enter just so happens to be the Health Education Kudou-san and Muttsurini are best at. Let''s go. Acceleration, begin. Kudou-san''s summoned beast charges its axe with electricity before barging in, while Muttsurini''s summoned beast accelerates itself before anyone can even blink, slashing down one enemy summoned beast after another. Speaking of which, those sure are monstrous numbers of points there. I don''t think even the teachers are a match for those two. Kudou-san continues to swing the electricity-charged axe, and Muttsurini''s moving around, leaving afterimages in his wake. The weak enemies are dealt with easily, while the stronger ones are staggered by Muttsurini''s blinding speed before being finished off by Kudou-san''s follow-up. Both their summoned beasts definitely look like lightning there. Thanks to those two, the path in front of us is opened up. Though I really want to leave everything to Kudou and Muttsurini It doesn''t look like the enemy''s going to be that naive. This is just like the prediction. A certain person stands in front of those two with unmatched power. She isn''t dressed in anything dazzling, but even in uniform, there was something alluring coming from her. One would be mesmerized simply by the charming presence surrounding her; Kogure-sempai has appeared. I guess I''ve got no choice then. Aiko and I will take her on. Nope. I want himTsuchiya-kun to be my opponent. Kogure-sempai puts a finger on her chin and glances flirtatiously at Muttsurini. What could be seen from under the short skirt is causing our hearts to flutter. However, We can''t really accept that, Kogure-sempai. Muttsurini''s compatibility with you is really bad. Oh dear, I suppose that is supposed to be for him to decide, no? Kogure-sempai folded her arms in front of her chest, I accept this challenge. Those large breasts are riding on her arms. Man! That''s despicable! Upon seeing this, Hideyoshi reaches his hand out to stop Muttsurini. That''s enough, Muttsurini. You can''t beat that upperclassman. But Muttsurini takes a step forward, seemingly wanting to shake Hideyoshi off. This isn''t a case ofwinning or losing! What''s that idiot thinking? Everyone''s thinking this now. Muttsurini, Kudou, we''ll leave this to you. But Yuuji doesn''t seem to mind as he said this. Eh? But Muttsurini. We don''t have time, and this subject field is Health Education. Muttsurini won''t be able to contribute if he comes out from here. That''s true now that he says so; leaving aside Kudou-san, Muttsurini can''t fight in any subject other than Health Education. He also has to handle the other 3rd years chasing after us, and it isn''t going to be wise asking him to retreat from here. Muttsurini! Stop staring at that upperclassman''s body and focus on her summoned beast! Aiko! Watch over Tsuchiya! Since we have no other choice, we can only make these last requests before leaving. Muttsurini gives us a thumbs up with his back facing us. That probably would have looked reliable if there wasn''t a pool of nosebleed at his feet. Thank you very much, Tsuchiya-kun. I knew you would certainly not ignore me. You can''t do that, Muttsurini-kun. Focus on her summoned beast instead of her. I can show you as much leg as you want later. You do not have to worry too much. Please continue to look at my legs if they fit your tastes. You mustn''t listen to her, Muttsurini-kun! Once everything is over, I''ll dress up in a swimsuit for you to see. I have no interest in any of you! So you guys are next, sempais? You actually came here, Yoshii, Sakamoto! I''m going to pay you back for everything up till now! After getting past Kogure-sempai, the Toko-Natsu pair, whom we have quite the history with, stands in our way. We can''t just leave these two to Kudou-san and Muttsurini, but we don''t have time to waste! Aki, leave these two to Kinosheeta and me. You guys hurry on. You okay with this, Kinosheeta? Well, we don''t have another choice. Like Kudou-san and Muttsurini before this, Minami and Hideyoshi step forward. Huh? What are you saying? We have a debt to settle with Yoshii and Sakamoto. Na-Natsukawa, I''ll be happy with Kinosheeta as my opponent too. Tsunemura-sempai''s words caused Hideyoshi''s shoulders to shudder. Is it really alright to leave things to them? We don''t have time. Let''s leave it to those two and hurry on. Yuuji prompts us as he rushes forward. I have all kinds of worries here, but I don''t have any choice in this situation. We''ll leave it to you, Minami, Hideyoshi. Aim for their eyes if anything happens. Right, got it! That''s not something we should be agreeing too, isn''t it!? You may pound my flesh and bones into bits, Kinosheeta, but this isn''t going to stop my love for you! Ki-KinosheetaI think I should go on with Aki? Shimada, I''ll hate you for eternity if you leave me behind here. We continue on while leaving Minami and Hideyoshi behind. Though the staircase and main entrance of the new school building is tightly defended, it doesn''t seem to be the case anywhere else. Well then, let''s warm up a little before chasing after Yoshii and the rest, Tsunemura. Well, that''s true. It''s better to settle any personal issues after the summoning war is over. What''re you saying now? We''re the ones who want to quickly beat you and hurry to Aki and the rest. Right, that''s the spirit, Shimada. We must beat them and send them to the detention room as soon as possible. Ahyou guys seem to be mistaken about something. Mistaken? About what? Well, you might have underestimated us because Tsunemura and I have been careless against Yoshii and Sakamoto. Mathematics, Natsukawa Shunpei, 3-A, 733 points & Mathematics, Tsunemura Yuusaku, 3-A, 751 points. This can''t be considered a battle with you guys as our opponents Listen up, Akihisa, even if the enemy''s defenses are weak, it doesn''t mean that we have time. Once we reach there, we need to hurry up with our objective as soon as possible. Got it. Himeji, you''ll be our guard. You''ll be in the same field as us, but you''ll be handling the enemies coming from the corridor. Please hold on until Akihisa completes his objective. Understood. They''re coming! It''s those second years! There''re 3 of them! Take them out! The 3rd years start to gather to prevent us from heading to the 4th level. We pretend to run to the staircase, before changing directions suddenly towards our real objective, the principal''s office. I''ll call out my summoned beast here! Himeji-san stopped at the corridor in front of the principal''s office, facing the stairs. I''ll leave it to you, Himeji-san! Akihisa-kun, please do your best! We left Himeji-san behind and continued forward, quickly heading to the room with the principal''s office signboard to complete our objective. Right, let''s begin! OK, let''s go. Yuuji gets ready to begin the summon the moment I open the door, getting ready to enter. Eh? What do we do if it won''t open? If that ends up happening, the lock might be destroyed due to some unfortunate accident. It''s good that the door is unlocked, for everyone''s sake. Awaken. I heard Yuuji say this keyword the instant I entered the room. This is the power of the platinum bracelet we got during the school festival, and because of this, ability, we can summon monsters even without any teacher around. Once the bracelet''s activated, Yuuji hurries into the principal''s office. Alright. I just need to call out the summoned beast and wreck the principal''s office Well, the problem is that it''s not going to be that easy. Oh? That certainly is an unexpected reaction. I thought you would be a little more surprised. Takashiro-sempai appears in front of us, looking rather relaxed as he smiles. If you don''t mind, can you please tell me how did you find me here? Even though I had to reveal my location, you probably would not be able to track me if you aren''t at the headquarters. Takashiro-sempai asked Yuuji, looking rather interested. Yuuji merely snorted however, don''t ask such a stupid question, seemingly saying this as he answered. I didn''t have any proof about that. It''s just a guess. A guess, huh? Yeah. I do know that you''re a smart guy. I also know how naive my strategy is. Looking at what he did up till now, we can guess that Takashiro-sempai has managed to predict all the situations till now. Naturally, neither Yuuji nor Kirishima-san may be able to predict such situations, let alone me, but Takashiro-sempai was certainly able to do so. Therefore, if this is really the case, I just made my guess according to those facts. I don''t know what your assumptions are, but I can be certain that my strategy was seen through. One can say that was definitely Yuuji''s way of assuming that our strategy was seen through right from the beginning. Because of that, the plan Yuuji thought of was simple. Oh greatafter all that planning, you still left everything to me. That''s certainly a lazy strategy. Shut up. This is a battle with a girl on the line, right? You better do this properly. If Takashiro-sempai wasn''t here, I''ll be the one destroying the target (computer). This little ploy doesn''t exist now. Since you thought of everything till you, you never assumed that I would gather lots of fighting strength, did you? Not at all. There''s not much space to allocate so many people, and it''ll be difficult not to attract attention if you move so many people to such a seemingly meaningless place. Oh? And more importantly, you have a score to settle with Akihisa over Himeji. Isn''t it right that as a man, you want a head-on duel? Once Yuuji said this, Takashiro-sempai looked really delighted as he answered. That certainly is the case. You really know a man''s romance, Sakamoto-kun. Thanks. Yuuji looks rather depressed, probably because he was teased by everyone for being romantic to Kirishima-san just now. Now then, I can''t waste that much time along with you guys. I''ll leave it to you, Akihisa. Okay. I certainly will not do anything classless. As Takashiro-sempai had said, it certainly will be hard to imagine him calling for reinforcements after this conversation, though it''s not a bad thing to be careful now. I stare at Takashiro-sempai, getting ready in front of the principal''s desk, and call out my summoned beast. Summon. The summoned beast I''m very familiar with appears from the patterned array, and there''s practically no difference from the first time it was summoned other than the clothing material. The weapon I''ve been using all this time has been the wooden sword, to a point where I find it weird to use anything else. Then, I too will sum Now, Akihisa! Got it! I let my summoned beast run towards the principal''s desk while Takashiro-sempai''s about to call out his summoned beast. My aim isn''t to beat this guy, so I have no reason to wait for him to call out his summoned beast. I''ll destroy the desk along with the computer using this strength several times that of a human''s, and if there''s nothing, I''ll just destroy the entire room! Using the forward momentum, my summoned beast swings the wooden sword downand at that moment. It''s not always an advantage to be able to touch physical objects. My summoned beast was knocked into the bookshelf on the desk. Wha!? I couldn''t believe my eyes. Thi-This upperclassman, did he Did you just throw the summoned beast aside? No no no. Only Nishimura-sensei is able to do such a thing. I merely added a little force and changed its direction. Takashiro-sempai answered as he eased himself from a stance. That movement just now was Tch. You have fighting experience huhlooks like you''re more than what your appearance seems. I didn''t know why so many people hated me back then, and in middle school, I occasionally attended a dojo. Takashiro-sempai merely answered Yuuji''s words with a smile. But it''s merely to an amateurish level. I probably would not be able to pull this off if Yoshii Akihisa-kun had not been careless. And then, he continued on, smiling at me this time. I''ll definitely be lying if I said that I was wary of him, but it''s really unexpected to see him actually fight a summoned beast with his physical body! But even so, after saying such words, you never waited for me to call out my summoned beast in the slightestyou really will do anything to win, though I had more or less expected it. He actually could counter this action, and it''s really too much that he was able to read out actions like this. Guess I got no choice but to fight him head on! You understand, Akihisa? In response to Yuuji''s voice, I nod silently. Humanities, 3-A, Takashiro Masaharu, 375 points (Geography) Vs Humanities, 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, 302 points (Japanese History) I see that the indicated subject beside the score is humanities. To be honest, I''m really grateful for this. I heard that though you are of F class, your scores are beyond that level. Besides your best subjects, your scores are typically around 150 or so, right? I can''t consider myself a man if I let myself rot further after the insults you made. I really have lots of issues against this upperclassman. It started when he interfered by giving advice during our battle against C class, and then he shamed my friend, interrupted our battle against A class, and most importantlyhe tried to reach for Himeji-san. With so many reasons now, I have lots of motivation to fight himand this time, I have Yuuji helping me. This really is bad, is it not? This is the one case I really wanted to avoid, seeing you get such a high score through your own ability, Yoshii-kun. Takashiro-sempai grimaced. What he said wasn''t unreasonable. This battle is advantageous for us in that we can win in 2 wayseither to destroy the computer, our main aim, or to beat this upperclassman in front of us. In this situation, I might be able to beat you and win this summoning war for the 2nd years, Takashiro-sempai. If it were any other subject, I could only aim to destroy the target, make use of the good position to drag it into the attack, and destroy it. I now have another way to attack however, and looking at the current situation, I made the best possible move. I see. Deary me, I really am in a pinch. I''ll make that relaxed look on your face disappear. Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast is now facing off against mine. I thought his summoned beast would be something like a knight from a story, but it unexpectedly turns out to be a samurai. This is going to bea proper battle! Though you did launch a surprise attack just now I first let the summoned beast charge towards Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast, and not the desk to observe the situation. I pretend to swing the wooden sword down, but I''m really aiming at giving a sweeping kick. I''ll see how he handles this attack, and then I''ll see how good he is! Hm, that level of control is as the rumors say. The motions are really fluid. He parried my wooden sword with his own sword, and lifted his leg slightly to dodge my sweeping kick. If that wasn''t enough, he tried to aim for my leg that had missed its attack. ! I tried to balance myself after missing my footing, and focused on trying to regain my balance. I guess I''m lucky that he didn''t try to attack me, whether it was because he was relaxed, or because he was testing me. Waithold on a momentthat level of control is the same as Akihisa!? Yuuji could only exclaim in shock upon seeing this battle. Humph Takashiro-sempai chuckled as he scratched his head, saying, You really do not know anything, huh? Wh-What do you mean? Do I have to tell you how many menial tasks I was bluffed into doing before the ''Punishment Inspector'' was introduced? No, ermwe''re in the middle of an important battle here. If you''re trying to act cool Akihisathere''s no one else more suited to be your opponent. Stop it! Don''t put me on the same level as him! HmI suppose I was insulted in some way there. I do have mixed feelings having such an opponent getting everything before I did. It looks like there are quite some misunderstandings between us. How about we talk a little to understand each other better? Too bad, we don''t have the time! Haha, you certainly look busy there. I don''t know what he''s aiming at delaying things like this, but there''s no benefit for me. I won''t gain anything from chit-chatting with him, and it''s most important to decide this battle on the summoned beasts. I continue to launch one attack after another, using the power from my high score and all the moves I practiced. However, Takashiro-sempai was always able to dodge using tiny movements and parry my attacks through attacks of similar power. You''re rather good to be able to match Akihisa when he has those points. You''re not normal after all. It is a pleasure to be praised by you, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun. My battle with Takashiro-sempai continued while they''re talking. It looks like he''s only focused on defending, and isn''t doing anything to attack. What are you waiting for, Takashiro-sempai? Nothing specifically. We don''t have much time in the first place, since the other 3rd years will know that we''re here. Himeji-san can''t possibly hold them off for too long. But it''ll be foolish if I too mess up here. Takashiro-sempai may be aiming for this, and I have to be careful no matter what; I have to attack actively using my advantage. Since you''re going to focus on defending, I''m going to do something else I do have a time limit, but there are two ways to win. If I beat Takashiro-sempai, let''s change to Plan B! First, I aim at Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast like before, and swing my wooden sword down. Once I find that he''s preparing to dodge, I''ll let my summoned beast jump behind a certain desk. If he decides to defend against me, he won''t be able to stop me. I''ll jump onto the computer on the desk Right after I thought of this. I felt my arm being grabbed weakly. Ahthis is bad! My summoned beast got thrown out again, and Takashiro-sempai was standing leisurely by the side again. Ugh! I forgot about that! Leaving aside the fact that it is a battle between summoned beasts, I do not think it is despicable for me to personally interfere when you are trying to destroy property, no? As he said, it isn''t despicable since I did attempt to do what he said. Also, there''s no rule in the summoning war saying that ''humans can''t do anything to summoned beasts personally''. This really is getting a little tough Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast is strong, and he can personally block me from destroying the computer. It''s also against the rules for me to attack Takashiro-sempai directly, so that of course is a no-go. The controller itself is experienced in combat, and Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast is so strong. He must be really used to handling one on one battles. In that case, the best option for me to take in this situation Yoshii Akihisa-kun, how about we have a wager?'' Eh? A wager? This upperclassman just said something strange in this situation while I''m disadvantaged. How am I supposed to be free enough to bet on something in this battle? Yes, a bet. Let us have a woman on the line in this battle, without anyone else interfering. Do you not feel, after making it all the way here, that it is noble to fight over her? Takashiro-sempai never specifically mention who she is, but it''s definitely Himeji-san. He intends to use her as part of our bet. I don''t want to bet on this while ignoring her wishes. Even if I do agree to this, it''s meaningless if Himeji-san herself does not. Doesn''t Takashiro-sempai understand this at all? After hearing my solemn reply, Takashiro-sempai merely shook his head and answered, No no, the winner will not necessarily win her; this is not the basis of this bet. That is something she would have to agree with in the first place. Then, what''s the bet? Between you and me, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, the loser will be unable to approach her. This is all. I see. It''s true that her opinion doesn''t matter here. Takashiro-sempai and I are the only ones who need to accept this. It is against my principles to use one''s affections for another as a betbut this is for the sake of Miss Himeji Mizuki''s future. It will be really great if you can accept it. For Himeji-san''s ''future'' this sounds really annoying to me, and I can''t help but emphasize my tone. What are you trying to say? If it''s that me being near Himeji-san will bring her unhappiness, if that''s what he''s saying, I can''t pretend to ignore it. Akihisa, don''t listen to any taunts the enemy makes. Yuuji advised me, probably worried that Takashiro-sempai might have some intentions. He''s simply worrying too much though. This upperclassman is the reason for Himeji-san''s unhappiness. It''s fine Yuuji. Let him say whatever he wants. He needs to know what reality is. And also, maybe I might be able to understand what Himeji-san has been troubled about recently. Upon hearing me say this, Thank goodness, Takashiro-sempai nodded in satisfaction. His reactions really annoy me. Well then, since it will be crude to simply talk about this nicely, I shall get straight to the point. Ahemhe coughed pretentiously, and continued, "Yoshii Akihisa-kun, your existence and future will hinder the future potentials Miss Himeji Mizuki might possess. My value of worth was completely ignored by him, and I become more forceful in my tone, What do you mean by that? Do you understand Miss Himeji Mizuki''s personality? I guess. A little better than you, that is, sempai. I smile leisurely, filled with hostility within. Then, do you know of her going overseas in an exchange program with our sister school? Takashiro-sempai said. Eh? For an instant, I could not understand what Takashiro-sempai meant when he said that, and I accidentally blurted out. It seems Takashiro-sempai wants me to hear this again as he repeated his words another time. I am asking if you heard that Miss Himeji Mizuki is going overseas for an exchange program with another school? Exchange program? I couldn''t hide my shock at these words. But after hearing them, I started to think about lots of things. Himeji-san has been looking weird whenever she was called to the principal''s office. Linne-kun isn''t just some ''foreign student'', but a ''foreign exchange student''. Himeji-san and Takashiro-sempai did have some deep talk between them. He started to explain everything. The treatment over there is just like A class, and living overseas is also an important experience as part of one''s growth. You do think that this is also a good thing for her, no? I can''t deny that at all. I don''t know what Himeji-san herself thinks, but normally, she''ll get a better studying environment if she goes overseas. Because of this, I can understand what Takashiro-sempai meant when he talks about ''Himeji-san''s potentials''. But Why''re you saying that I''m stopping Himeji-san? I don''t know what he meant when he said my existence will only hinder her. I don''t understand this at all. It''s true that I''ll be sad if Himeji-san leaves, but I won''t stop her. I didn''t know about this at all, and even if I want to stop her, I can''t. While I''m feeling skeptical, my opponent lets out a sigh. I do not wish to mention this to you, but it will be great if you can understand Sorry, I''m not a smart guy in any way. Guess I''ve got no choice, Takashiro-sempai gave such an expression once he heard my reply, and started talking as if he''s lecturing me. I heard that you''ve been fighting summoning wars so that Miss Himeji can get A class treatment. I didn''t answer. The opponent continues on selfishly as if his words were confirmed. This is a fact even I, as a 3rd year, can find out simply through some investigations. Miss Himeji Mizuki also does know your motives for participating in the summoning wars, right? I still didn''t answer. Then, think about Miss Himeji Mizuki''s position given her personality. You should be able to know the answer then, right? Himeji-san''s position. In terms of ability, she''s at class A''s level, and while us class F was fighting class A, she got news about going overseas to study Even if there was a superior proposal, how would anyone think if he knows of someone fighting for his sake? As you know, Yoshii Akihisa-kun, Miss Himeji Mizuki is very kind, and certainly she would only have one thought. Don''t let everything go to wastethere''s no doubt Himeji-san will have such thoughts, even if she has to bury her own future. In other words, my efforts to get class A''s facilities for Himeji-san will be That is why she cannot talk about going overseas to study. Your wishes to beat class A is the reason why she would abandon her own future and stay in this school, no? Your efforts and kind intentions were the cause of it. I suddenly recalled that when we were fighting against Kirishima-san and class A, Takashiro-sempai asked me something strange. Yoshii Akihisa-kun. When a person with ability, but is unfairly treated, tries to get back the position he deserves, will you step in to interfere? Now I finally understand the meaning behind that question. I thought Takashiro-sempai was the one stopping herbut that''s wrong. The one stopping her is! It seems you have understood. Sempai showed a depressed look, seemingly trying to console me. I didn''t say anything as I continue to listen to him. And then, once you know this truth, she will be be troubled all the more and say some kind lies to rationalize your actions? At that moment, I hope that you will make the correct response. It seemed he was done with whatever he wanted to say as he continues to look at me without saying anything. I see. It''s because of that reason that he made just a betI understand. Anyway, what I have to do now is Akihisa, go retreat to Shimada''s group for now. We''ll get our field into theirs and start an ''interference''. Yuuji''s voice echoes in the room, probably trying to snap me out of my thoughts. Eh, what''re you saying, Yuuji? How can we run away without doing anything? Just give up. This upperclassman''s a lot more prepared than you imagined. You can''t possibly complete the objective in such a situation. Prepared? I don''t understand what Yuuji''s saying here. There aren''t any ambush forces here, just a simple battle of points, and we do have a good chance of winning here. No, I would say that there''s still a second option, so I have some advantage against this upperclassman in a one-on-one battle. Takashiro-sempai asks, seemingly expressing my thoughts. Oh, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun, I do think it''s disadvantageous to retreat in such a situation. Do you really think this is a good option? Yeah, we''re retreating. Though you''re easy to bluff, it doesn''t mean that you''re bad at bluffing others, right? What do you mean by that? Your expression sure changed there. Are you really bothered that we''re running away? Both of them continued to talk. Yes, of course I would. Yoshii Akihisa-kun is strong in battle, and so is Miss Himeji Mizuki. It would be fine if you had understood what I was getting at just now, but I cannot allow you to escape. Ha, such ridiculous words you say. What I think is that you just don''t want Himeji and Akihisa to have a chat over this by settling this as quickly as possible. Yuuji gave a taunting look. I truly believe this is an incorrect decisionbut even if I do say so, you would not listen to my words, I suppose. Takashiro-sempai said, and sighed. Then, I shall add on to the bet. He takes out a familiar looking letter from his uniform pocket. That''s the thing Linne-kun tried to pass to me A few days ago, I received this letter from Mr Linne Klein. I assumed he would write something related to this summoning war, information that was overly unnecessary to you This summoning war? What do you mean? What happened? There is no need for you to know. I think you should have it though, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. His stare at me has some deep meaning behind it. I should have this? What does he mean? As it is written here, it is a diary of a certain female, translated into Japanese. It was originally written in a foreign language, and it seemed Mr Linne Klein wanted to hand it to you after he translated it. Suddenly, I remembered a foreign notebook I gave to Linne-kun before the start of our summoning war against class A. Was that a diary? I do apologize, but I did some form of investigation to check if he had written any unnecessary information. Of course, the truth was that I was being too paranoid. Takashiro-sempai calmly said. He read the diary? Whose? What''s written on it? Is it alright if others know about this? This diary contains undiluted love expressed to a certain boy, how she liked ''him'', and what sort of hero ''he'' is to her. This was a diary dropped in class F. A diary belonging to a girl. Written in a foreign language. This is writtenwith a feeling of not wanting others to know about it. I do believe the name of the diary''s owner isMiss Shimada Minami. At that instant, I heard something snap within me. Stop it, Akihisa! That''s Takashiro''s taunt! Yuuji binds me back by locking me in a Nelson''s hold, and I try my best to break free from it as I growled at that guy, HAND IT OVER TO ME, YOU SCUMBAG! I do find it surprising to be called a scumbag. I did not read it to peek on her feelings. What are you surprised about when you yapped about wanting to use it as a bet! I am doing all of these for Miss Himeji Mizuki''s future. I will gladly accept the task even if these acts are seen as twisted and diabolic. This is no different from what you have been doing till now, and you have no right to despise me now, do you? SHUT UP! DON''T SAY SUCH ANNOYING NONSENSE! I couldn''t move, but my summoned beast could. I let my summoned beast, which has been on standby till now, attack Takashiro-sempai directly. You idiot! That large movement will only get beaten through! At the same time Yuuji lashed out, Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast stabs at mine from the side. Tch! Don''tget in my way! I block that sword with my wooden sword, and then hit out at the interfering summoned beast. The enemy dodges the attack by twisting its body slightly, and ducked down to send a sweeping kick to me. You''re a nuisance! I stamp at the incoming sweeping kick to deal with the enemy''s attack, and the enemy frantically kneels down to try and dodge my attack. You are able to perform like this even in such a situationyou certainly are not an enemy I can let my guard down against, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. Shut up! I''ll smash you to bits! Huh, I guess it is to be expected that you are being so angry after all. You know that your efforts to help Miss Himeji Mizuki are only hindering her, and I pointed out the hypocrisy in your actions. You have no way to argue back even after being told off, and your embarrassment over your failure led to your anger. Shut up shut up SHUT UP! If not for this guy, Himeji-san will definitely tell me everything. If not for this guy, Minami''s diary won''t be seen! If not for this guy! Do you truly understand? I merely explained all the facts to you. No matter whether I am around, Miss Himeji Mizuki will still be in a dilemma between your actions and going overseas, and Miss Shimada Minami will never be able to hide her secret because you read it, right? The enemy didn''t attack furiously, instead dodging at me all the time. I really want to make that bastard shut up, but there''s still no development in the battle. That''s enoughI heard enough of those disgusting words. But I have an ability that can overcome the current situation. Double! I call out the keyword. This keyword allows me to call out another summoned beast. Another magic array appears beside my feet, and there appears another familiar of mine. I let the main beast attack the right arm of the enemy, and the sub beast attack the left arm, using the wooden sword to block the sides. So now it has arrived, this power that is said to be able to overpower Nishimura-sensei! Takashiro-sempai''s expression changed. The enemy twists its body to dodge the wooden sword attacking the head, and barely managed to dodge the other attack using a sword. He''s not used to fighting against many people after all, just as I expected! Him trying to stop me is suicidal! I let my main summoned beast attack the enemy, and the instant he stops, I''ll let the sub beast swing At that moment, !? Why!? My two summoned beast can''t move. Chance for me, I guess. The enemy didn''t allow this opportunity to get away as it broke free from the tussle and gets into attack position. Tch! It''s fine! I''m able to take it given my points! Once I realize that my summoned beast''s unable to move for some reason, I try my best to think of how to fight back. On the other hand, the enemy turns the blade back and attacks the wooden sword from below, attacking the arms of the summoned beast that is unable to move. A reverse blade? Is he going easy on me? Are youmaking fun of me!? And then, I feel a sharp pain in my left arm. Naturally, I want to use my right hand to hold it. It will be the other side this time around. I feel an equal amount of pain on the right side this time. Aha The sharp pain caused my arms to go numb and slump weakly. And then, over here. I can''t resist as I can only watch the enemy send a kick at the abdomen. An unspeakable amount of pain overcomes my entire body. aaa!? Ughahh! My arms are numb, and I can''t hold onto my hurting areas, so I ended up kneeling on the floor. It hurts! I can''t take itI''msuffocating! Akihisa! You do not have to worry. It is simply a feedback of the pain, and there will not be any wounds. Even so, I did hit the areas where the pain would focus, so the feedback this time will be 100 times that of the usual. I feel a pain stronger than the pain in my arms overcoming my body, rendering me unconscious I''m rolling on the floor in pain, unable to even kneel. You bastard, you actually did such a despicable thing! Yoshii Akihisa-kun is an opponent that cannot be dealt with using ordinary methods. Please allow me to capitalize on the weaknesses of the ''Punishment Inspector''. I groan. The sharp pain is causing a shock in my heart, and no matter how I try to open my mouth, I can''t breath. My numb arms mean that I can''t put my hands on my belly to adjust my breathing. It hurts! It really hurts! It''s unbearable! And now for the final blow. Wait, Takashiro. Is there something, Sakamoto Yuuji-kun? We lose. I surrender. Don''t let Akihisa suffer like this. Ah, thank goodness. I do not wish for others to suffer in futility, so Argh! Move! Akihisa!? It looks like he still does not wish to give up, but that is all. I could control my summoned beast without any issues up till now, and now I cannot give any instructions at all. Damn itwhy can''t I move!? That truly is an amazing amount of will you have. A hit in the solar plexus would bring about a diabolic amount of pain. I still can''t breath, and I can''t even feel all my pain fully, let alone recover. In my mind, now devoid of oxygen, the only thing running within is the aim to beat this opponent in front of me. But I am not a merciless person, so I shall not cause him further pain in this situation. Besides, Yoshii Akihisa-kun is unable to do anything now. What''s going on? Why do you say he can''t do anything? Pardon me for not stating things clearly. I do not mean Yoshii Akihisa-kun himself, but that his summoned beasts cannot do anything. My summoned beasts can''t move no matter how much I try. Why! Is it because I can''t focus in my pain!? The ''Punishment Inspector'' is a unique summoned beast, but you often focus on your advantages and underestimate others. It is the same for the platinum bracelets. Ah! Did! I heard there is a defect in this bracelet. For example, it will short-circuit when used by those with high scores. Takashiro-sempai''s words enter my mind in the midst of my pain and agony. How Yuuji and I got the platinum bracelets. Right, it''s because there''s a defect in them that the principal gave it to us. Yoshii Akihisa-kun''s strength is a threat, and even with such a score he had, the flaw in the bracelet could not be activated. I might not be able to win if he uses the two summoned beasts then. So you''ve been taunting Akihisa before the war even started! That''s just to get him to activate the flaw in the bracelet? That is how it is. Yoshii Akihisa-kun''s competitiveness really helped me out here. In other words, I''ve been toyed by him right from the get-go? Is that it? The efforts you put in to win ended up being the cause of your downfall, and your efforts for Miss Himeji Mizuki caused her anguishI can understand your pain here, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. Upon hearing Takashiro-sempai''s pity, I end up in a great amount of despair as I kneel on the floor in pain and agony. It''s fine if everything I did till now is futile. It''s not something to be happy about, but it''s not a rare thing for an idiot like me to work hard and get nothing in the end. But it''s different this time. My efforts for us ended up causing trouble for my important friendand the person I like. This isn''t a case of futility, but unnecessary efforts. What did Himeji-san think when she heard me say that ''we''re going to beat class A''? Did she find it stupid when there was a better choice for her, or did she feel sad for me? No, it''ll be great if she really thinks that way. That''s some sort of salvation for me. Himeji-san isn''t someone who''ll think like that however. Himeji-san''s heart has been aching whenever she looks at me. Because of that, she must have been depressed. Am Iin the way I inadvertently utter these words. It is truly a pity, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. There is only one thing you can do, and that is to back out obediently and not say anything ridiculous. This is the best choice both for you and for her. As Takashiro-sempai has said, even if I say to Himeji-san that ''I''m beating class A for my own sake'', she won''t believe it. Instead of being presumptuous in getting class A''s facilities, letting her stay in class F without any illness Right when I can''t tell whether the continuous amount of pain was coming from within me. The principal''s office door opens with a creak. Eh? Takashiro-sempai? Why? A familiar girl appears there. Himeji-san? She probably came to check on us because the summoning system isn''t destroyed yet, right? Anyway, she so happened to be here, right at this moment. Akihisa-kun, what did you say to Takashiro-sempai It was a voice I could recognize straight away. There''s no need to explain, for the atmosphere surrounding us explained everything clearly. Akihisa! At the moment Yuuji called out to me, I felt a feedback in my body. My summoned beasts were probably kicked away by Yuuji. Sakamoto Yuuji-kun. This act seems to be against the rules. Sorry, I slipped trying to get close in my panic. I look on, and find that the enemy''s summoned beast stabbed through where my summoned beast was at. He probably did that to prevent my summoned beast from being attacked, I guess? Do you wish for a rematch, Yoshii Akihisa-kun? Since Miss Himeji Mizuki has arrived, I suppose my allies will come soon. Takashiro-sempai points at my summoned beast, which is already unable to move. No, it''s the same whether I fight back on now. Right now, I''m Please wait, Takashiro-sempai. I wish to say some things to Akihisa-kun just for a while. Normally, I would listen to your requests no matter what, Miss Himeji Mizukibut a duel is a duel. Unlike before, Takashiro-sempai has become really competitive as he rejected Himeji-san''s request. But to be honest, I''m really grateful that he''s showing such an attitude right now. Even if I do talk to Himeji-san, I don''t know how to handle what''s next. I shall formally apologize for my refusal when we are alone together. Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast attacks mine. Summon. At this moment, Himeji-san''s summoned beast appears and rushes in, looking like it wishes to let my summoned beast escape. Eh, Himeji-san!? 2-F''s Himeji Mizuki proposes a challenge against Takashiro-sempai in place of Yoshii Akihisa-kun. Humanities, 3-A, Takashiro Masaharu, 375 points (Geography) Vs Humanities, 2-F, Himeji Mizuki, 87 points (Japanese History) Himeji-san''s summoned beast readies its weapon, and the score''s shown. Miss Himeji Mizuki, I do have to praise you for not giving up on your classmates, but you may be overestimating yourself a little too much fighting me with such scores. He probably expected that Himeji-san used up quite some points before getting here, as he doesn''t look wary at all even after seeing her summoned beast. I know that I alone can''t beat you, Takashiro-sempai. My summoned beast can''t move because of the defect in the bracelet, and Himeji-san''s summoned beast has used up a lot of points. In contrast, we''re facing an enemy with high scores and top-notch skills. This situation is despairing. Yuuji, if you don''t want to give up on this summoning war, cancel this field and run out with Himeji-san. I say to Yuuji. He''s probably thinking about how to overturn this situation, right? What about you? Yuuji asks calmly. I stare at the summoning field in silence. Himeji-san''s summoned beast has been hacking hard at Takashiro-sempai, but it''s only a matter of time before she''s beaten. It''s impossible for everyone to escape in this situation, and I can''t help out. I want to think about some things, in the detention room I''ll just stay here and let Yuuji and Himeji-san retreat. According to the rules of the summoning war, if the participant ends the battle on his own will, that person will be disqualified for running away from the enemy in battle. In that case, I should stay here since I can''t fight, and let them escape. Right when I want to say this to Yuuji, Himeji-san says to Yuuji, Sakamoto-kun, please bring Akihisa-kun back to Shouko-chan and the rest. You should be able to understand who''s more likely to survive, me with the higher scores, or Akihisa-kun. Himeji-san stares at Yuuji seriously. After hearing Himeji-san''s words, Yuuji decided. Sorry Himeji. He grabs me by the chest and forces me to stand up with all his strength when I''m unable to even move, dragging me to the window. Is this guy seriously going to leave Himeji-san behind here? Wait Yuuji, it''s meaningless for me to survive now. You better escape with Himeji-san. Shut up, enough with the grumbles. Yuuji completely ignores me as he drags me along, planning to escape. But I just wish to say something. But Yuujieven if we can escape, I can''t possibly do my best to survive What''ll happen if I continue to work hard? The more I work hard, wouldn''t Himeji-san feel more troubled and give up on the better future she has? Suddenly, I recall two scenes in my mind. One of it was the scene I saw after school when we were in elementary school. A girl was writing silently on the blackboard under the glow of the sunset. The other was during my elementary school days, at a certain hospital. A girl sobbing as she studied in the quiet ward room. This girl truly touched me for being so gentle, so hardworking. I definitely have to see that she gets what she deserves. She''s currently growing, trying her best to be recognized, her large winds about to meet the winds. There''s nothing I can do now that I know that my actions will hinder her. Miss Himeji Mizuki, I do wish that Yoshii Akihisa-kun will stay right now. Please do not make me take you down. Himeji-san ignores Takashiro-sempai, who said such things, and she looks to be complaining about something as she looks at me, saying, I''m sorry for not saying this to you, Akihisa-kun. I know I shouldn''t hide this from you, but I was wondering whether I should tell you this. That is enough, Miss Himeji Mizuki. I hope you understand this is for your own good. Takashiro-sempai doesn''t weaken his summoned beast''s attacks. Himeji-san continues to deal with the attacks as her points gets depleted as she says to me, Because if I told you that, you''ll definitely tell me ''you should go'', or something like that. I understand you''ll say that for my sake, but I don''t wish to hear you say anything like a farewell to me, Akihisa-kun. While Himeji-san''s talking to me, Yuuji lifts me up onto the windowsill. As she watches me, she says to me, crying yet smiling, BecauseI like you, Akihisa-kun! The moment I heard these words, Yuuji''s hands threw me out of the window. And then, I was practically dragged away by Yuuji. Run, Akihisa! Himeji''s efforts will be for naught if Takashiro catches up to us. For naught, my body naturally moved once I heard those words. I''m thinking of not troubling Himeji-san again. While I continue to run, my legs felt like they belong to someone else, and in my groggy mind, I think about what Himeji-san just said. BecauseI like you, Akihisa-kun! Himeji-san said that she likes me, and because of that, she never talked about going overseas. Her guess was correct. If I know that she''s going overseas, where the conditions are better, I''ll be hurt, but I''ll definitely advise her to go. As for why, it''s because it''ll be simply stubborn for me to make her stay here. She likes me, and doesn''t want me to say any farewell to her, so she never said so. That''s really a reasonable answer. But Himeji-san said that she really likes me. In the battle before this, Takashiro-sempai said, And then, once you know this truth, she will be be troubled all the more and say some kind lies to rationalize your actions? I''m shocked to know that my actions will hinder Himeji-san''s future. Maybe she said she liked me to console me and tell me that my actions aren''t hindering her. Himeji-san said that her first love has yet to end, so I know I''m not the one she liked since elementary school Is it just as Takashiro-sempai said I don''t know where I escaped from since I was thinking. I continued to follow Yuuji as he continued to run to escape from the enemies, and recall the first time I met Himeji-san. Volume 12, The Thirteenth Question Volume 12, The Thirteenth Question Please translate the following English word: "Recollection" Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Erinnerung Teacher''s comment: Correct. I do dream of it even now. What I saw during my elementary school days, in the school after class had ended. As the sunset shone into the classroom, that girl continued to face the blackboard alone, writing something silently. It didn''t look like she was punished, nor did it look like she was on cleaning duty, and I couldn''t tell at first glance what she was doing. She wrote it, erased it, erased again and wrote. That time, the serious look she showed as she continued on her figure left a deep impression in my heart for some strange reasons. Volume 12, The Fourteenth Question Volume 12, The Fourteenth Question Please translate the following English line: This is the bookshelf that my grandmother had used regularly Himeji Mizuki''s answer: ˽ĸäƤǤ Teacher''s Comment: Correct. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: Teacher''s Comment: Are you still only able to translate ''this'' at this point? Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: Teacher''s Comment: Can you at least write something? Hey, Akihisa, call out your summoned beast and help them out. As we pass through the new school building to the second years'' main camp, Yuuji, who had remained silent till now, suddenly said this to me, Mathematics, Natsukawa Shunpei, 3-A, 688 points & Mathematics, Tsunemura Yuusaku, 3-A, 717 points. Vs Mathematics, Shimada Minami, 2-F, 41 points & Mathematics, Kinosheeta Hideyoshi, 2-F, 26 points. I see the scores from slightly far away. It seems Minami and Hideyoshi are fighting the Toko-Natsu pair. I-I never thought that they would be weak, but I never expected them to be this strong. To think that Aki and Sakamoto actually could take them on We''re really being underestimated here. Don''t see us like this, we''re still 3-A class caliber, you know? We might even say that it''s impressive you managed to last this long. It looks like Yuuji wants me to take over Minami and Hideyoshi, almost defeated at this point, to take on the Toko-Natsu pair as their opponent. If I think about it, my summoned beast wasn''t worn out at all. I won''t have any issues swapping with Minami''s group. I understandbut if I''m swapped in, I hope that you guys will retreat. I probably would get defeated immediately The problem is that I don''t have any strength to focus on the summoning war. That''s what I intended in the first place. I never expected much from you, so I don''t care at all even if you''re defeated here and sent to the detention room. Yuuji gave me a cold, condescending look as he said this. But don''t you have something you have to say to Shimada? The moment he said that, I recalled Takashiro-sempai reading Minami''s diary to me. Th-that''s I started to hate myself further. I kept thinking about how I made Himeji-san suffer, but I forgot all about Minami. This is really something very important to her, and I''m like this despite being the cause of it allhow rotten am I going to be as a human being? Let me say this first, once I make Shimada retreat, I''ll send her to take part in the replenishment tests immediately, and I don''t intend to allow you to retreat once there are still points left. If you have something to say to her, live on before the tests are over. Yuuji''s saying that he won''t waste time and fighting strength because of my personal blunder. Of course. This is a mistake I made in the first place. Go over if you understand. You won''t be able to talk to her if she''s sent to the detention room either way. Even if we lose together, it''s forbidden for us to talk in the detention room. I won''t be able to apologize to Minami then. In that case, what I can do now is Summon! I enter the field and call out my summoned beast, and once they heard me, the 4 of them, fighting against each other, look over at me. Yoshii? The Toko-Natsu pair let their summoned beasts jump to the back and pull their distance from me. Looks like they''re keeping their guard on me. Aki! Akihisa! Minami and Hideyoshi run over to me. Minami''s closing in on me, and I hurriedly finish what I want to say because I didn''t dare look at her in the face directly. I''ll take over this battle, you two. Retreat now, Yuuji will instruct you further. Hmlooks like the operation ended. Don''t mind, Akihisa. Hideyoshi saw that Yuuji and I are here, and once he concluded this, encouraged us. On the other hand, Minami''s looking at my face, looking intrigued. Did something happen, Aki? Minami''s worried tone caused me to feel more guilty. She''s being so kind to me now, and I handed her diary over to Linne-kun and Takashiro-sempai to read, and I couldn''t get the letter back because we ran away. Sorry Minami. I wanted to formally apologize, but we don''t have time now. Eh? Minami looks rather surprised once she hears me apologize. I actually wanted to kneel down in front of her, but I can''t do that. If I''m beaten here, I won''t be able to allow Minami and Hideyoshi to escape, and I can''t apologize to her properly after this. Let''s go, Hideyoshi, Shimada. Leave this to Akihisa. Due to the failure of this operation, the F class members on their way start to retreat, and I as the rearguard have to retreat while stopping their attacks. Yuuji, you can''t just leave Akihisa alone like this! That''s right, Sakamoto! At least let me stay behind No need for that. I''ll send in other reinforcements laterletting him think with that stupid brain of his right now is only going to hinder him. It''s better to let him fight without thinking of anything. Did something happen, Sakamoto? Minami and Hideyoshi look in my direction worriedly, and after Yuuji said something, they retreated slightly. I hope my actions now will be able to help everyone unlike what happened before. Hey Yoshii, you''re looking rather troubled to me. Did something bad happen there? If you say it now, at least we''ll pity you somewhat. The Toko-Natsu pair grinned as they looked at my face. And I merely answer that taunt with silence. Tch, what''s with that reaction? It''s boring. Don''t say that. This guy just got beaten badly by Takashiro. Ah, yeah, I remember there was such a report just now. While Yuuji and I were running around, escaping, the report of the failed attack on the principal''s office was probably heard amongst the 3rd years. The girl you like, Himeji, I think? I heard that she was beaten and sent to the detention room, right? And also, the fact that the actual salutatorian, Himeji-san was beaten. You guys are really too much there. I heard that you left that girl there just to save yourselves? That''s not something a man would do. I always thought you were trash, but it really shocked me how rotten you are. These two, who I have quite the history with, are sneering away as if they took the head of the demon. But right now, it''s more relaxing for me that I''m being mocked like thisbesides, what they said is the truth. Hey Yoshii, what do you think? You used a woman as a shield, managed to live longer, and now you''re And I overpower their words as I lower my head, saying, Sorry, but I have a request, Natsukawa-sempai, Tsunemura-sempai. Huh!? Both of them widened their eyes, probably feeling that my actions are really weird. Wait wait wait, you''re actually calling us by our names correctly. Did something hit your head or something? And you''re calling us sempais. Now I''m feeling a chill. I ignore their disgusted reactions as I keep my head lowered, and continue, I''ll be honest. I can''t beat you in a 2 on 1 situation, sempais. Huh? What''s that about? What kind of fact are you saying right now? It really is a fact. With those two upperclassmen as my opponent, someone like me can''t possibly beat them. so I say, can I have a 1 on 1 fight with you? Both of them turn silent upon hearing my request. Please. I can''t let myself be sent to the detention room right now. I bowed again. Upon looking at me like this, you bastard. You really like to spout such nonsense, huh? The bald Natsukawa-sempai really despises me as he says, You don''t want a 2 on 1 battle? Did you forget what you did during the test of courage tournament? The test of courage was between the second and third years, and at that time, my summoned beasts fought against them, barely managing to get victory in the endat that time, I was really agitated when I used the bracelet, because of Himeji-san. What happened back then? Did I cause Himeji-san to be troubled? Did I do something to hurt Minami? Did I do anything to hurt anyone because I never thought. Once I think about this, my heart starts to feel heavier by the moment. Sorry, please. I give up on thinking as I beg the pair in front of me. I can''t lose in such a situation. I haven''t said to Minami what I didthat I committed the unbelievable acts of handing her diary over to Linne-kun, and the translation over to Takashiro-sempai, and I haven''t apologized to her. I can''t lose and disappear until Minami finishes her replenishment tests end and comes back. Natsukawa-sempai looks rather unhappy as he watches me basically beg for my life. Sorry Tsunemura. I''ll handle this. He let his summoned beast take a step forward. Thank y I''m going to change the location. You don''t mind, right? Natsukawa-sempai walks off while ignoring my thanks. Change places? I don''t know what that''s going to dobut moving alone allows me to buy some time, and I have no reason to oppose to this. I agree to go along with him, it''s fine if both sides agree to this, and the supervising teacher did give the permission. And after walking for a little while, we head to the field, where all sorts of subject battles are going on. Natsukawa-sempai stops in front of the humanities field, and looks at the supervising teacher. Hey sensei, I want to change the subject. Is it okay? The teacher shook his head, ''according to the rules, a battle''s not to be interrupted'', after that, Ahhis that so? Natsukawa-sempai murmurs impatiently, and uses his summoned beast to throw my summoned beast away at breakneck speed. !? My summoned beast beast can''t react due to this sudden movement, and it hits the supervising teacher, standing in the way. And then, as the teacher was forcefully moved, he ended up in another field, causing an ''interference'', and all the summoned beasts inside that field were erased. Alright, due to an unfortunate mishap, the field''s now gone. Now you can fight using the Japanese History you''re good at. Natsukawa-sempai said, his tone clearly not intending to hide the fact that he deliberately aimed for it. IT seems he chose to fight me using my specialized subject. Normally, I might be furious at being underestimated, but I don''t have such thoughts right now. I even think this is something worth giving thanks for. Summon! Natsukawa-sempai and I don''t mind the fact that everyone else''s running around because of the ''interference'', and we call out our summoned beasts in the expanded field. 3-A, Natsukawa Junpei, Humanities (Geography), 225 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Humanities (Japanese History), 242 points I see the indicated score. This might be the first time I''m fighting someone with a lower score. 1 on 1, little difference between us. Just the situation I want. Natsukawa-sempai snorted. Sempai, are you talking about a rematch of the test of courage tournament? Amazingly, we were also on the field back then. Yuuji didn''t take part, but Tsunemura-sempai''s not around this time, so it''s a real 1 on 1 this time. This might be the perfect situation to end everything between us. A rematch? How stupid? If I''m concerned about that, won''t I have to see that disgusting face of yours again? Natsukawa-sempai''s face contorted unhappily. I''m just clearing my debt here. We''ll settle this now, and I won''t have to deal with you slimeball again. You''re already in such a disgusting state; I don''t want to get involved with you anymore. Up till now, I''ve fought these upperclassmen quite a few times. He means he wants to clear all the issues between us this time; the problem isn''t about who won more times, but that he wants to end everything here in a battle, not for the sake of winning, but for the sake of severing ties with me. In other wordshe doesn''t have any hatred or grudge against me, and he doesn''t care about me anymore. Don''t space out with that stupid rotten expression. We''re starting. Natsukawa-sempai''s summoned beast readies it sword. It''s armed with an orthodox western sword and armor, not much different from the the opponents I battled till now. I let my summoned beast raise the wooden sword, and let it charge into the enemy''s clutches. I just swing the wooden sword down, without using any fancy tricks. The opponent takes a step back to dodge, and then took a large step forward to swing the sword in its hand. I block the attack with my wooden sword, and counterattack with it again. The opponent dodges, and again continues to attack. Right now, I''m feeling most comfortable just having to focus on this battle. This is ridiculous. Natsukawa-sempai mutters in the midst of our battle. I ignore his murmuring as I swing the wooden sword down to hold him off. His summoned beast steps forward to take the attack. Argh! Just go by the wayside and fall dead! At this distance, I can''t swing the sword or dodge, and the opponent swings a punch. My summoned beast leans back to reduce the damage, but I still took a punch in the abdomen, and was sent flying. I feel a slight, blunt pain in my abdomen. This is the feedback I''m already used to. Don''t go panting on me now! Naturally, the opponent won''t let go of this opportunity as I stagger back, and charges over to attack. I let my summoned beast raise its wooden sword. Tch! I thought the opponent was about to swing a punch again, and hurriedly covered my abdomen with a hand. A hand alone wasn''t enough to block the sword the opponent swung down, and so, my summoned beast took a deep slash in the shoulder. Ughh! I''m groaning to the intense pain from the feedback, and Natsukawa-sempai never gave chase, instead saying arrogantly, Use that bracelet. Once he said that, I froze. The pain I suffered in the battle against Takashiro-sempai flashed in my mind. The intense pain that deflated the air in my lungs, and the pain of being unable to breathe; once I recall that, and once I recalled the conversation from before. I didn''t want to think about it. Don''t worry, I won''t call Tsunemura over even if it''s a 2 on 1. There''s no need for that in the first place. Natsukawa-sempai waits for me to get up, not moving his summoned beast at all. On the other hand, I didn''t use the platinum bracelet, just letting my summoned beast stand up normally. What? Just use it? Isn''t that your specialty? If the opponent''s saying that, I will have to think there''s something else, right? Is that so?well, your call as to whether you want to or not. Natsukawa-sempai''s summoned beast wields the sword in its right hand, and sends a left punch as if he wants me to see it. He''s really used to battling. I focus my attention on the opponent''s sword and take it on. I can clearly see the sword that''s swinging down from above. It''s a one-handed sword, and if I block his attack with all my strength, using both hands, I''ll be able to break his posture and counterattack. It''s a good chance. right, that''s what my mind knew. !! My body froze up due to the tightly clenched left fist. And so, my summoned beast stopped its sword swing, and I took more damage because my posture''s messed up. How boring. What kind of a battle is this? 3-A, Natsukawa Junpei, Humanities (Geography), 191 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Humanities (Japanese History), 74 points The updated points are shown. He glances at the points, and then at my summoned beast, stabbing a strike at it while dodging the vitals. Argh! I feel a sharp pain in my calves and hands. 3-A, Natsukawa Junpei, Humanities (Geography), 191 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Humanities (Japanese History), 23 points My points are depleted as I feel the pain. I''ll torture you little by little until you have only a little bit left, and then I''ll finish you off. Natsukawa-sempai said without a hint of anger or grudge against me. That''s the attitude of someone who wishes to destroy garbage before throwing it away. I can''t go to the detention room before I actually talk to Minami, but I really don''t know what to do after that. And at this moment, I hear the voices of the cavalry behind me. Summon! I hear the familiar voices of the guy from class F. It seems the reinforcements Yuuji talked about have arrived. Natsukawa-sempai glanced at the incoming reinforcements, and then at my summoned beast. And then, Tsunemura, they have reinforcements here, just leave this place to the rest. We''ll retreat for the time being. We can''t possibly be at the frontlines forever. The Toko-Natsu pair called in the other 3rd years, and proceed to leave. A little later on, my allies too enter the field. How''s the situation here, Yoshii? Fukumura-kun summons his summoned beast to face off against the enemy as he answers me. And so, I simply answer him, A very bad situation. Besides, what happened from before was caused by me. Upon hearing that, Is that so? he said this and showed a bitter grimace. I saw the other sides being forced back hard just now on my way here. There''s quite some price in this because we focused too much fighting strength in this. We used a lot of the second years as bait just to charge into the principal''s office. The failed operation meant that the efforts of those defeated was for nothingbecause I was not being myself. Also, that Tsuchiya and Kudou pair barely managed to make it back alive after being beaten like that. I never thought they''ll lose in the field of health education Leaving aside the rest, seeing how those two actually lost in a battle of health education, I can tell how bad the impact of my actions was. You''ll be sent to the detention room if we were a too little late in escaping just now. As he said so, Fukumura-kun always tries to keep his summoned beast away from the opponent''s, and he''ll go around hiding. The detention room''s the only place I don''t want to go to. Of course. How can we let ourselves get sent there? My reasons for not wanting to go there is a little different from Fukumura-kun, but we have the same ideas. In that sense, we can probably work together. Let''s try and live on here then, Fukumura-kun. Hm? What nonsense are you saying now? We''ve always put ourselves as priority, right? Those are cold words no matter how I try to interpret it, but to me right now, I''m grateful of that instead. Hm, that''s the spirit, Fukumura-kun I don''t want to be in some detention room or something. ''Yeah, we rather lose this summoning war than get locked up inside there. Oh, those are rather selfish words there. Haha, we''re from F class after all. Though I''m laughing now, what I said just now was really what I thought. If we''re going to the detention room, I won''t be able to apologize to Minami. I don''t want to cause trouble for anyone, so I don''t intend to ignore the instructions for the operations. Even if we lose, I do want to end this war as soon as possiblethis is what I really thought. Once I''m thinking about this again, Fukumura-kun suddenly said this. Then, Yoshii, you can just retreat for the time being to protect yourself. Eh? Once I heard those unbelievable words, I was stunned for that instant. I can''t believe that my classmates from class F, who have the philosophy of sacrificing others to ensure their own survival, would say such things. But in my surprise, No, well Fukumura-kun scratched his head, if I''m with you now, I''ll really feel irritated. Come back once you get back to being the laughable idiot again Fukumura-kun told me this, and I was chased out from the summoning field. I end up rooted however because I don''t know what to do. Normally, in such situations, I should go take some replenishment tests, right? I lost a lot of points, and I have lots of allies supporting at where I was. Currently, it''s best that I replenish the points of the subjects I''m best at. But that option isn''t ideal for me now. I have to hurry up, meet with Minami, and apologize to her If I start the replenishment tests now, I might miss Minami when she goes back to the battlefield. I can''t take the replenishment tests now. Right now, I can''t go to the frontlines or go take the replenishment tests. But even so, I can''t just stand by and waste everyone''s time. I don''t want to take action because of personal reasons, and I don''t want to cause trouble for others again. In the end, I choose to ''hide somewhere in a corner of the old school building, where there aren''t many people around, and run away to buy time if the enemy comes''. Nothing much happened as time passed. I''m trying to keep watch, but I''m not seriously looking around . Even though I know how serious the sitaution is, I can''t return to the frontlines. I can''t help in any way, and I''m just wasting something without a purpose. I''m, really a big idiot I murmur to myself, without anyone else hearing. I have no purpose in the summoning war. I just obstructed Himeji-san''s progress. And I revealed Minami''s precious feelings to someone else. I must at least make him return Minami''s diary If I can''t get it back using my own abilities, I might as well kneel down and beg. It''s useless to Takashiro-sempai anyway, so he might return it to me if I beg hard. Why didn''t I think about that at all? But even if I do get it back, the fact remains that he read it before, right? I haven''t been doing anything, so my mind''s repeating the same issues over and over again. I''m starting to feel frustrated at my own stupidity, and I''m starting to think of dropping everything and run away. I really want to meet Minami earlier and apologize to her. I''ve been thinking about this, doing meaningless things. And so, after looking around for a while. Ah, Aki. What are you doing here? I finally met the person I wanted to meet. Minami Hm? What is it? Minami greeted me with her useful, cheerful smile. There''s something I have to apologize to you for. Even if you suddenly say that you have to apologize for somethingI don''t really know what you''re trying to say because there''s too many things you have to apologize for. Minami placed her fingers on her chin as she pondered, Is it about saying that my breasts are small? Or the peeping incident during the school camp? Or that you did something when you came to my house That''s not it, Minami. I cut off Minami''s joking words. That''s not it. What I want to apologize for is something more important to Minami, something she did not want anyone else to know of, and I trampled on those feelings. Sorry, Minami. So, what''s that about? I feel ready to vomit out blood as I explain to Minami what I did, Ilet Takashiro-sempai and Linne-kun read your important diary. That''s an unforgivable act to any girl in her youth. I heard that it contained the precious thoughts Minami had since her first year, that it contained the feelings Minami had for him, how she thought about him all this time. She has a tomboyish side, but I know that Minami in fact is really gentle, and definitely has a feminine side to her. It''s because of that, I couldn''t forgive myself for doing what I did! I lower my head and gritted my teeth in anger. And then, Minami looks on at me, What? That''s it? She just looked disappointed, answering calmly, Th-That''s! Hm~it''s fine anyway. That sort of thing was read anyway. It''s my fault for bringing the diary to school anyway. Minami doesn''t mind at all as she said this. How''s that possible! Ah, speaking of which, did you read it, Aki? Me? I didn''t. I see. There''s nothing to be worried about then. But that''s not the problem Nope, it''s just that small of a problem. I leaked Minami''s important feelings to an unrelated 3rd party, and Minami just smiled at me. I''ve already confessed anyway. I couldn''t understand what she meant as I stood there blankly, even forgetting to apologize. Wait, Aki, are you listening? Minami waves her hand in front of me while I space out. Wh-what am I spacing out for? I''m supposed to be apologizing to Minami now, right? And so, Minami continues on while ignoring me as I recover from the shock. Well, leaving aside thatI''m wondering why are you looking so dejected right now though, Aki. Once I heard her ask me for my glum look, I''m unable to say anything at that instant. That''s You aren''t depressed because of my diary, right? If that''s the case, I''m going to beat your face up good. Minami then showed an angry look. Even so, I still intend to argue back against what Minami said. How can it just be like this? She wrote inside it every single day, and it''s definitely not something she''ll be callous about. She''s just acting unconcerned because she''s worried, because she''svery kind. Minami, I Besides my diary, something happened to Mizuki too, right? !? I gasped. Once Minami sees me like this, she smiles happily, and says, Right now, you have that ''how did you know'' look on your face. Of course I know that. Mizuki has been looking weird seriously, and she went to the principal''s office with you just now, but never returned. You looked so depressed too Minami easily deduced these. Can all these be deduced by a bystander? I don''t really know. What I know however is that Minami did say the truth. I end up being unable to say anything. I''m not trying to hide it. Or rather, I want to say, what kind of person am I. Tell me, Aki. Why''re you feeling so depressed. What sort of frustrations do you have now? I hear Minami''s gentle voice. If I say it out, I''ll definitely feel relieved. Minami wants me to say this because she knows this. But I can''t rely on Minami''s kindness again. I did something that''s to be hated and scolded for. I keep my head lowered as I remain silent And Minami sighed and said, Then, how about this? If you''re sorry about the diary, tell me everything now. It''s a condition most suited for me, something I can''t refuse. This line causes me to lose any urge to resist. Volume 12, The Fifteenth Question Volume 12, The Fifteenth Question Please translate the following term into English ˼Ԓ Himeji Mizuki''s Answer "Reminscence" Teacher''s Comment: Correct. It was during October, while we were in 3rd grade. I left something in school after class was dismissed, and when I was passing by another classroom, I saw something strange. That girl was in the classroom, the sunset shining in, writing something on the blackboard silently. At first, I thought she was scribbling some nonsense onto the blackboard. However, she was looking too serious to be fooling around. She kept writing and erasing on the blackboard, and erased and wrote, repeating this over and over again. What''s she doing actually, being so serious like this? The young me back then was curious, and I quietly watched her from the corridor. After looking for a while, I can tell from the outlines and the colors of the chalks used that she''s practicing how to draw a tree on the blackboard. spracticing how to draw a tree on the blackboard? For what purpose? I was curious as to her reasons, but I was scared of distracting her, so I quietly left her. On the way back home, I recall the back profile of that girl being so focused. A few days passed thereafter. I was curious about what that girl was doing, What were you planning to do to the blackboard? and so I nonchalantly asked my friend in the next class. The grandpa sensei is about to retire or something, and isn''t going to be a teacher anymore. I do know of that grandpa sensei. He''s the teacher from the next class, quiet and gentle, and though he''s scary when angry, he''s still a popular teacher. So on graduation day everyone decided to write large ''thank yous'' on the blackboard. We then chose some people to ''write words on the blackboard'' and some people to ''fold paper cranes''. Once I heard these words, I somewhat knew the reason why she was facing the blackboard. But she wasn''t writing any word on the blackboard. Was she in charge of drawing a tree? Eh? Drawing a tree? Hmmaybe there''s someone in charge of this, but I don''t remember it. It''ll just get covered by all the decorations on the blackboard anyway. I recall what I saw a few days ago. That girl was practicing in a corner of the blackboard. There''s no way he could see it once the decorations are all put up. You don''t have to thank me for that, but you really ask such weird things, Aki-kun. Once I bid farewell to this friend who answered my question, I suddenly thought. That girl''s a little silly to practice her drawing so seriously in a place she can''t be seen. And suddenly, I felt a sense of familiarity with that girl rising within me. I''ve been called stupid and useless many times as well anyway. Once the new year arrived, the girl and I end up in the same class. A lot of things happened. We became pet caretakers together, and I gradually got closer with her. And then, right when the impression of ''the girl who quietly practiced her drawing on the blackboard after school'' was about to fade away. That girl ended up in hospital because of her body''s condition. Our class decided in unison to send her a get-well-soon card, and I only wrote ''I''ll definitely go look for you!''. I''m not good at writing essays, but if a friend''s staying in the hospital, I''ll definitely visit her. A week passed from the moment that girl started to stay in the hospital, ''Himeji-san''s about to recover'', and our homeroom teacher told us this, and so, I decided to visit her that night. As for why I chose to go at night, it''s because her family members will not be there at night, and she''ll definitely feel lonely. If I go, I''ll definitely see her being shocked. If there''s no one she can talk with, she''s probably watching the TV, right? Will she be reading a book quietly? Or did she bring a handheld game to play? I wondered as I sneaked by the big sister nurses, arrived at the room, and watched through the slightly ajar door. uuUuu the girl who I thought was obedient and carefree was sobbing as she studied. I recalled the scene I saw in the classroom before I knew her name. That girl was quietly practicing her drawing in the classroom, where nobody else was looking. She was practicing a tree that wouldn''t be seen. When she was in charge of the pet caretaking, she was even praised by the teacher ''she''s so hardworking even though she was forced to do the job''. And then, ''I have a lot of things I can''t do, so I have to at least work hard for what I can do'' that girl answered. The girl I had interest in wasn''t foolish. To her, no matter how minor it may be, she''ll do things with all her might. She''ll focus all her efforts, her might, and will do things with everything she''s got. Even in this empty ward room, she continues to work hard, enduring the loneliness as she sobbed. As I watched how that girl''s focused mannerism, I found myself falling for her. That, I suppose, was my first love. Volume 12, The Sixteenth Question Volume 12, The Sixteenth Question Please answer the following question: 1. In the equation 4 sin X + 3 cos 3X = 2, solve for X when X is in the first quadrant. 2. Which equation does Sin (A + B) equate to? Please choose from options 1 to 4. sin A + cos B sin A - cos B sin A cos B sin A cos B + cos A sin B Himeji Mizuki''s answer "1: X = /6, 2: 4" Teacher''s Comment Correct answer Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer "I do not know." Teacher''s Comment: What happened to that ''I''ll just write anything here as an answer'' attitude you used to have? Practicing how to draw a tree She was really bad at it to be honest, so bad that I couldn''t tell what she was drawing even after looking at it for a while. When she was young, Himeji-san was simply practicing how to draw on the blackboard with all her effort. No matter how bad, how clumsy she was at it, no matter how I couldn''t tell what she was drawing at all on first glance, she worked so hard back then. Even if that was meaningless, even foolish to others. But it really makes It really touched me. No matter how bad, how clumsy she was, no matter how she wasn''t suited to drawing. I can tell from her method that she was trying her best to express her ''thanks''. No matter how many times she draws that bad and clumsy piece of a drawing, and erased it again, or whether it would be buried amongst everyone''s messages, she didn''t mind at all. She wouldn''t gain any merit out of this. Nobody would thank her. She simply wanted to express the ''thanks'' in her heart to that person, and practiced for that sake. Once I found how devoted Himeji-san can be to a certain cause, I started to find myself curious about her. Did the feelings in Mizuki''s drawing reach that teacher? No, she didn''t managed to do so. I was curious as to what happened to that girl after that, so on the graduation day itself, I sneaked into the neighbouring classroom to check on that blackboard. But that blackboard never had the picture of the tree that girl practiced so hard to draw. I have a very weak body, and I was hospitalized. Once we were in the same class, I recalled the words she said when I chatted with her. My body''s weak, I''m slow witted, I''m clumsyso that''s why I have to work harder. I felt that she was ''a little weird'' when she could say such a thing after so much effort had been wasted. But I was wrong. That wasn''t the case. After we ended up in the same class, I visited Himeji-san when she was in the hospitaland I saw her crying as she studied in the ward room. How could she possibly have any thoughts after all her efforts had been wasted? There was no way she could not have felt anything after her efforts were for naught despite so much effort. She went through lots of hardships, and she was so anguished that she was crying out sadly. She however gritted her teeth as she continued to do what she could do. That''s truly very noble. In my eyes, that Himeji-san back then really was someone admirable. Those efforts will definitely not be wasted, and I believed that what awaited this girl, who worked hard and devoted herself so much, would never be hardship alone. I would never allow that. Right, that was what I thought. And I ended up getting in her way! She entered class F in high school because of her weak body, and I ended up preventing her from getting the fruits of her hard work! Aki Himeji-san never changed even when she entered High school. She worked as hard as she did back then. She''s as clumsy as she was back then. And like beforeshe didn''t get any fruits from her hard work. And that confession just now! There wasn''t a need to confess to me, but she lied to me because she''s scared of hurting me! What did I do for her? I said that I was doing things for her sake, but didn''t I end up frustrating her!? Aki. I heard Minami''s gentle voice. Before I know it, Minami''s hands were gently clasping onto mine. I''m sorry. I actually lied just now. This sudden line caused me to ask back without thinking, lied? What did she lie about Well, I just said that ''I confessed'' already, didn''t I? That was a lie to you. I haven''t confessed yet. Minami said to me ''it''s meaningless since I confessed already'' when I apologized to her because of the diary, but now she''s saying it''s a lie. Minami, why did you say that It''s going to be the same thing either way. I''m going to confess to you now. Eh? Before I could understand what she was trying to say, Minami places a kiss on my lips, so gently that it never felt like it ended on my lips. She then retreated, and smiled. I like you, Aki, ever since the time when we were in our First Years. Her smile''s so beautiful, and I can''t help but be amazed by it. Aki, you just said that Mizuki''s confession wasn''t real, right? I remain speechless, and Minami doesn''t mind as she continues, Do you think my confession to you is a lie too? Do you think I''m pitying you just because you''re dejected? I can only stand blankly, looking all disoriented because of this sudden happening. If you don''t believe, I can let you read my diary, you know? I''ve been writing all about you from the time First Year began. Minami''s large eyes are staring right at me. I can tell from her expression that she''s not lying that she reallylikes me. Because of this, I kept listening to her quietly. Aki, you can''t lie when you confess to someone. I''m trying to comfort you now, but if I just wanted to comfort you, I won''t confess to you. I confessed to you like this because I really like you. We spent about 2 years together ever since we enrolled in Fumitzuki Gakuen, and I know how gentle of a girl Minami is, how she really cares for her friends, how compassionate she is. But even so, she won''t confess just for the sake of a friend. She can only do so when she truly likes someone. But I do find it a little annoying how you fidget around like this, and I really hate you for blaming yourself and regretting your actions. After saying that, she stared at me with more conviction. and I really hate you when you said that a girl, who summoned all her courage to confess to you, is lying. Minami''s words caused me to feel guilty. I do feel that she has many mixed feelings within that line she said. I still remember the French words you said to me when we were in our First Year, Aki. Now that she mentioned the French words I said in our Freshman year, I recalled the time when we just got acquainted. When she told me later on that ''I mixed up French with German'', I was so embarrassed that my face was burning. What you did back then was so clumsy and hard to understand, but I''m happy that you had the heart to do so. You worked so hard for me like a clumsy kid. Minami smiles as she says this. Mizuki definitely thinks this too. You''re not good at studying, but you worked so hard for her sake. How can she be troubled when she''ll be happy about that instead. You''ll feel happy if it''s for your sake too, right? Minami''s words repeat themselves in my heart. What will I think if it''s me? I already knew that Himeji-san''s clumsy, but she really works hard. I was really attracted by how she reached to express her own thanks to someone. It didn''t matter whether her efforts paid off. I feel that the way she worked so hard is mesmerizing. That''s why I had feelings for her. As Minami had said, while what I did was clumsy and hard to understand, but she''s really happy that I made the effort to do so. Himeji-san''s the same too. Even if there''s no good result from it, I do know how charming it is to see someone being so devoted and hardworking. In that case, Himeji-san and Minami''s impression of me is Aki, if you have the time to doubt the confession, why don''t you think of something else. Someone came to invite Mizuki to study overseas, right? If we''re talking about Himeji-san going overseas, I think there''s only the option of either ''watching her leave'' or ''wanting to make her stay''. If it''s for the sake of her future, I should smile and watch her leave. It''s not that it''s a permanent farewell though; as long as her parents remain in Japan, there''s still a chance that I''ll meet her. If I try to make her stay, I''m just thinking about what I want. A selfish thought of wanting to be with her, to laugh and cry with her, to be in this school with her every day. Aki, do you know that Mizuki''s not thinking that you''re distracting her. She''s worried that ''you''ll think you''re obstructing her'' if you know about her going overseas, and that you''ll blame yourself. Minami never talked about ''sending her off'' or ''making her stay''; she simply dispelled my misunderstanding, and told me the truth so that I won''t make any wrong decisions. If she doesn''t think that I''m bothering her, and she doesn''t want to leave me, I really hope that Himeji-san can be together with us, as part of our regular gang, enjoying ourselves in school like usual every day. But we still have a long way to go in our lives later on. If we live normally, we might be able to live for another 60 years or more. Andis it really the right decision to cut down on her future options just to be with her for a few more years? You have to think through this well, Aki. You don''t want to regret the choice you make after that. Minami''s eyes stare right at me, showing a reflection of myself. It''s just as Minami had said; I don''t have the time to doubt the confession. There''s something more important to me than that, I have to choose the correct choice, but I have no idea what to choose at all. HahaI really don''t know. I don''t know which option to choose. If I follow my original motive of doing things for her sake, I should smile and watch her leave. It''s an overseas trip, but we still have chances to meet. Minami came back from Germany, and my parents are overseas, so being overseas isn''t a faraway thing for her. But I really wish to spend time in the same school as her. Maybe this time isn''t considered long in our lives, but to me, they''re really important. Also, how do I respond to Minami and Himeji-san''s confessions? I really don''t know my own feelings either. I do have feelings for Himeji-san, but I also do find Minami charming as someone of the opposite gender. Looking at how bad I am at choosing, I really hate myself to a point of wanting to punch myself. Shall I send Himeji-san away? Shall I reciprocate Minami''s feelings? There are reasons why I can''t ignore them, but for me to make a decision is too There''s no time left. The familiar, unexpected voice can be heard from behind me. After saying those sudden words, I felt a hard hit on my back before I could even turn around, and I fall onto the floor weakly. !? What!? What!? This sudden happening caused me to feel confused and panicky. That familiar big guy is standing in front of this shocked me. There''s no time left, Akihisa. We don''t have the time to let you laze around. Go take the replenishment tests for humanities. The guy who gave me a hard kick while I''m in my thoughts is my nemesis and bad friendSakamoto Yuuji. In place of me on the floor, Minami walks to Yuuji and says, W-wait a moment, Sakamoto. How can we allow him to take the replenishment tests now? Aki has something he has to really think about Like I care. If he has to think about it, think while taking the test. Yuuji randomly answers. But Aki doesn''t have that intellect Minami looks at me worriedly. It''s true that I''m not good at using my brain, and I can be said to be a buffoon at this. I''m already at my wits end just thinking about something important to both of us, so making me take the replenishment tests at the same time will be beyond my brain capacity. It''s too hard for me to do two things at once. Listen up, Akihisa. But Yuuji stares at me right in the eyes as he says, The human brain is divided into the left and right sides. You dare to say that you can''t do it even then? It might be possible in theory No, Aki, it''s because it''s divided in two halves that they have different functions, you know. Even if it''s possible in theory, I can''t possibly do such a highly difficult skill. As I continue to be frustrated, Yuuji continues, How you intend to deal with Himeji''s overseas schooling and Shimada''s confession is up to you. Yuuji''s right. He''s not the person directly involved in all these, and it''s just me being frustrated due to my stubbornness. But if we lose this summoning war, we''ll be forced to take what others don''t want. You understand what I mean? I try to rack my brain after it had thought of too many things, and was at the point of blowing up, trying my best to understand what he meant. If we lose, the second years won''t be able to get the higher class facilities, and Himeji-san won''t get the facilities she deserves. From what motives are, and what Himeji-san''s parents think Goodness, if you can''t understand, I''ll make it simple for you. Yuuji watches me struggle in my thinking, and showed an evil grin on his wild looking face. Are we really that kind enough to let those 3rd years get everything? After he gave me such a simple question, I recalled the battles against the 3rd years in this summoning war. Yuuji lost out in strategic planning. I was completely beaten by Takashiro-sempai. Himeji-san was sent to the detention room to protect me. Muttsurini was toyed by Kogure-sempai, Hideyoshi and Minami were completely thrashed by the Toko-Natsu pair. I see. This is really easy to understand. No matter how little I think about it, I felt that I had to take revenge for this no matter what. We''re not some kind beings to let everything end without leaving any regrets behind! Since you understand, go back, get your answer, and get a high score to be able to beat that bastard Takashiro. Yuuji makes it sound so easy, but neither of these are easy to do. This guy really can make such reckless requests. Don''t just say things because they don''t concern you, Yuuji. It''s simple after all, simpler than just enduring everything and losing. I do agree with this wholeheartedly. This fact is so simple to understand, and I don''t have a chance of arguing back. That''s why my answer''s simple too. Understood. I''ll get the highest score up till now. I have to respond to Yuuji''s reckless requests if we''re going to end everything. Anyway, are you really alright? I don''t want to find out that the second years lost once I return from the replenishment tests. Are you kidding me? I don''t care how it ends, but I''m not going to lose to those guys no matter what. I do agree with that. Right now, how can we let this rest without winning? We must do all we can for the sake of victory. As I attend the replenishment tests with such thoughts. Ahwait, Aki. Minami called out for me as she tugged at my sleeve. Hm? What is it? Ermthere''s still one other thing. Minami looks really emotional as she says this, I just said that Mizuki and I won''t confess because of pity, and we didn''t do it. So Aki, don''t do it because of kindness or pity I understand. I''ll think through it properly and get the answer. Right. After saying this to Minami, I race off to the old school building. I have to serious think about my own matters, Minami''s matters, and Himeji-san''s matters. So that I won''t leave any regrets behind. I watch Aki run away, and Sakamoto comes over to talk to me. You alright with that, Shimada? With what? Wellhow do I say it? If you never said anything, Himeji will leave, and Akihisa will be left depressed. From your standpoint I immediately answer without waiting for Sakamoto to finish his words. What''s good or not good about it I didn''t have a choice either. It really can''t be helped. He''s stupid, foolish, and doesn''t understand other people''s feelings. But he''s enthusiastic, kind and straightforward. He''s considerate to others, willing to work hard for other people''s sake. Ilike that Aki. The Aki who suspected Mizuki''s confession isn''t the Aki I like; I couldn''t let myself see Aki being like that. I can''t let myself not like the person I like. Shimada What? You''re a good girl. That''s a waste for Akihisa''s level. Thanks. I''ll just brag about those words to Shouko then. Hey! That''s a foul! Sakamoto already confessed before, but it''s interesting seeing such a little joke causing him to be so awkward. Are you done with your words? (Stealthily appears). Kinosheeta and Tsuchiya, who had been watching from afar, appears. They probably knew that we had something to say, and deliberately hid themselves. In that case, I''m really grateful for that. It''s still a little embarrassing thinking about how those words were overheard. Once I saw Kinosheeta and Tsuchiya, they say to me, What? Just relax, Shimada. We almost couldn''t hear anything. Ah, really? Yeahbut even if we didn''t, we could at least guess what you two were talking about. A fact everyone knows. Ahahaha. What are you talking about? How can you know without hearing? Your confession to Akihisa I''ll wring your necks if you say anything more. How did it get exposed anyway! You guys were clearly eavesdropping on us, right? We know you for a while longer than Himeji, so we can easily guess whatever you would say to Akihisa in that situation. (nods)Hideyoshi can understand what women thinks. Muttsurini, that''s not what I''m trying to get at. But it''s as what they said. After I came back to Japan, other than my family, these guys are the ones I spent the most time with. It''s not strange for them to guess what I would do in that case. But even if you guess so, it''s a form of gentleness not to say it out, right? Don''t say that. We''ll do our best to help you two, so just a little teasing isn''t much here. We''ll do our best for our friends. SeriouslyI have to hand it to these guys. So they not only treated Aki as a friend, but me too. They''ll also do their best for an outcome everyone can accept. Great, now I can confessto that coolest Aki and tell him what I feel. Thanks. I shyly whisper, and Kinosheeta and Tsuchiya smile away. What, those smiles are giving me that, ''that''s just like you, Shimada'' vibe. Speaking of which, what do you intend to do, Yuuji? I''ll think of all sorts of things, but we''ll need to rely on Akihisa''s power for the final bit. Our job is to hang on until he comes back from the replenishment tests. Hmbut the 3rd years should have somewhat recovered from the damage caused by our sudden attack. They probably want to settle things now. Can we really hang on for that long? That sudden attack just now caused quite some damage to the enemy, but we were worn out more than them, and the balance in power is worsened to a point of being more than 3 times. In this situation, we can''t possibly last until the replenishment tests are over. But, We won''t lose. Sakamoto casually denies such doubts. We''ll win if you guys will help. Win, not lose, not draw. Sakamoto says that we can beat the 3rd years. That''s such a nostalgic feeling. What he says is completely baseless, but for some reason, I feel that what he says is correct. It''s just like when we first entered our Second Year. Remember guys, we''re The strongest!! That''s right. After hearing our replies, Sakamoto nods in satisfaction, showing his usual evil grin. Volume 12, The Seventeenth Question Volume 12, The Seventeenth Question Please fill in the answer to the following blank: Light is made of waves, and ( ) Himeji Mizuki''s answer: Light is made of waves, and (particles). Teacher''s Comment: Correct Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: Light is made of waves, and (I am a cat). Teacher''s Comment: I do find it amazing that it reads so smoothly. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: Light is made of waves, and (a hero''s armor) Teacher''s Comment: Now that is the Yoshii-kun I know of. Alright, I''m going to explain the strategy right now. I gather the few remaining survivors in front of the old school building to stand guard, and say to the other participants in the operation gathered in D class on the 4th level of the building, F class really is amazing to not give up even in this situation. I think that''s class F''s strength. We''re not strong at all! It just feels a little strange, but I wonder if those A class girls are praising us or looking down on us. This is our only strong point thought; some may think of us as being stubborn, and others may think of us as having strong wills. What''s our situation now, Sakamoto? I don''t know at all because I was taking the replenishment tests just now. Well, you''re right. Let''s explain the situation before the operation begins. In that case, Sakamoto-kun, please allow me to explain. Kubo offers to explain the current situation in my place. As I''ve been going around preparing for the operation, this guy and Shouko are more aware of what''s going on now. Is that so? My bad. I''ll leave it to you, Kubo. Yes, I understand. Kubo uses a hand to hold the note containing the remaining fighting strengths, and starts to explain, First, our remaining forces. Our class A still has half its members left. Other than those protecting Shouko, our year representative, everyone else had been outside the old school building preventing the enemy from attacking. We had been keeping A class'' fighting strength up till now, but seeing how even they''re being worn out, I can tell that we''re really being beaten quite badly. And then, there is a group of B class students taking part in the replenishment testsabout 20% of them survived. Nemoto ended up on standby at the back because of an unfortunate incident, and thanks to that, B class still managed to survive. Unfortunately, classes C and E were completely annihilated. D class has around 10% left. The representatives of C and E classes were defeated in battle, and had to be withdrawn. D class is currently about to be defeated because of the defeats from those two classes. After explaining till this point, Kubo checks the details on his note, and nudged his glasses, saying, And finally, class Fhas 60% of its members still alive and active. 6-60%!? Class F was fighting on the frontlines, right? Why''re they able to last so long and even come here here alive!? Kudou and the older Kinosheeta sister are really surprised. There''s nothing surprising about that. That''s our strength after all. Sugawa and Fukumura are gathered here for the upcoming operation, and grin haughtily as they face their shocked looks. But no matter what The older Kinosheeta sister''s still in shock as she says, Maybe you don''t understand what our F class'' strength lies in! It''s a clich to say what it is. I won''t explain things here. However, we do have a strength others can''t copy, Don''t underestimate our kneeling!! Why did you say it when I tried to change the topic!? Ah, they have some dirt on the foreheads. Ahahayou basically begged for them to let you go, didn''t you We really can''t learn from them though I suppose giving up on their own prides to survive can be considered some sort of strengthright? An-Anyway! The current situation is as Kubo has said! I''m going to explain the strategy now. I shout to change the awkward atmosphere here. Shimada sensed my intents goodness gracious and seems to say this as she adds on, Right now, we can only attack the opposing representative if we want to win. What do you intend to do? I intend to sneak amongst the enemies and attack. A frontal attack''s impossible now, so we can only bet everything on this. Sneak amongst the enemies? But no matter what you say, they''re standing guard right now Shouko and Kudou simply thinks that we''re able to break through the enemies just by sneaking it. There''s no strategy for us to take such a simple plan though. That''s why we need the guys from F class, and Hideyoshi. Kinosheetaahh, I see how it is. To think you can think of it every single time. ??? I see that there''re different reactions from the usual, and ignore them as I continue, The strategy this time is simple. We''re going to take on the attackers and beat them. Hideyoshi will then use some make-up to turn Sugawa and the reason We''ll go take on Takashiro with that ''we''re back from our replenishment tests'' look, right? If we defeat him like this, we''re be the MVP! Yeah, that''s right. These guys are used to fighting, and they won''t falter even when enemies surround them. Hideyoshi''s preparing the make-up in another classroom. Just get ready to go on further instructions. Seriously, looks like we have no choice here. We''ll leave it to you, the shining beacons for us second years. Leave it to us! Sugawa and the rest leave this D classroom with enthusiasm. They do have ability and gutsand most importantly, they''re stupid, which makes them easy to use. Then, Sakamoto, what do you intend to do after using Sugawa and the rest as pawns? Shimada watches them leave in amazement, and then asked me this. Pawns? Isn''t that such an ugly term to use? We should call them the foundation for our futures. But it''s a fact that they''ll be sacrificed. Do you know what Takashiro''s personality is like? Eh? I do know he''s easily bluffed Yeah. I couldn''t really tell here, maybe because he''s all tense in this summoning war. This fact however won''t change though, or rather, it''ll be better for us if he''s being wary for us. Why? What should be his allies are actually enemies in disguiseif this ends up happening again, how would someone easily fooled react? (Nods)I see. You really thought about a lot of things, Sakamoto. I''m honored to be praised by you. Takashiro understands very well that he''s easily bluffed. What''ll happen if someone like him can''t trust anyone around him? In that case, just leave me alone and not have anyone defend me. Kudou clapped her hands. She''s right; there''s only one objective here, to create a situation where Takashiro''s not defended by anyone. And for this say It''s best if we can disguise ourselves as those that can approach Takashiro easily. The Toko-Natsu pair, for example. We''ll first disguise ourselves as those guys and attack Takashiro a few times. Once he starts to be imprisoned by his own doubt, he''ll think that everyone around him are all his enemies, and in that case, Takashiro will be alone again. This works better on someone who knows that he''s eaisly bluffed. In other words, we have to beat the ones we have to disguise. Right. There''s a need to restrain those we need to disguise and rob their freedom. The best method of doing this is to beat them in summoning battles and send them to the detention room. The problem is that those guys are strong A class members Are you fine with taking on those guys, Shimada? Of course, I can''t possibly let it end after having lost all this while. Shimada answers without hesitation even though her opponents are the 3rd years from A class. Good answer. Next, Muttsurini and Kudou. I''m going to make you two guard the gate using your specialty subjects. I don''t plan to let anyone else stay here. Eh? Erm, though I''m okay with that Kudou looks a little glum. If these two are together in a battle of health education, there''s no way to break through themas long as the enemy isn''t something they can''t get along with. Are you sure about that, Sakamoto-kun? If Aiko and Tsuchiya-kun are at such an obvious place. Right, a woman, like that Kogure for example, will appear there. It''s very important to break through us head on if they want to break through to this old school building we''re defending with all our lives, and as the other sides are all very narrow, the only way to send in a large number of people is to go through the front entrance. If those two are the ones defending such a place, I''ll send her in too if I were the opponent. But that''s just what I want. If we''re going to execute this plan I just mentioned, it''s very important to lure away that woman, who''s always with Takashiro, since she''s able to see through this strategy. That''s not what I mean, Sakamoto-kun. What I''m saying here is that Muttusurini-kun will be deceived by her! Understood. I accept this mission. Muttsurini-kun!? Muttsurini cuts off Kudou''s words as he nod indifferently, like it''s not a big deal. I''ll leave it to you, Muttsurini. (Nods). Now''s not the time to nod! I think it''s better for Muttsurini-kun to go somewhere else after all I refuse. Muttsurini again cuts off Kudou''s words. Humph. And so, Kudou stares at Muttsurini intently. Why''re you giving me such a look. Are you actually thinking that if you accept this mission, you''ll be able to see that upperclassman in her lewd getup again, Muttsurini-kun? ! (Panics) Muttsurini denies it with that usual action of his, and I continue to explain, Right. Up next is the positions of the other members. If we''re going to last till the end of the replenishment tests, there''s a need to block the path leading to Shouko with all our might. The details are I draw a simple map on the blackboard, pick the names from the namelist Shouko and Kubo made and position them. We lost quite a lot of people, but it still took us some time explaining things to everyone. Understood, Sakamoto-kun. Is there anything else you need us to do? Hmwhat exactly? The older Kinosheeta sister asked, and I answer with a hand on my chin. As for what else to do Nothing. Huh? All that''s left is to waste time until the enemy comes. Just chat all you want. The older Kinosheeta sister, who has a serious personality, doesn''t seem too happy about this as she watches me wordlessly, I say, Sakamoto-kunit''s late given that we left everything to you, but is this really alright? Yeah, it''s alright. The instruction to sneak into the enemy has been given. Those people here just need to buy time for Akihisa to take the replenishment tests. The enemy hasn''t intended to attack us seriously, and if we all go take our replenishment tests, we won''t be able to handle them if they attack us. There''s no choice other than to wait. Hmbut you want us to chit-chat in such a situation It''s troubling. Ahaha, to put it, it somehow feels weird. We have nothing to do even though a great battle''s about to being now. A class isn''t used to such a situation, and while they''re murmuring away, someone pushes the classroom door aside and enters. What''s with you people? I thought you''re being cornered, but you look rather relaxed here. Hideyoshi, are you done with the disguises? Call it make-up instead of disguise. It''s basically okay. Hideoshi nods and walks into the classroom. What we have to do now is to immobilize the ones we''re disguising, and the only thing we can do is to wait for the enemy to attack. Then, Yuuji, are you really able to handle this calmly? Not at all. Well, I guess so. Right now, the enemy only has to wait for us to be worn out, and what they have to do is to formally attack once we''re battered and beat the representative Shouko. Once they do that, everything will be over. Our second years facilities will be degraded, and Himeji will be advised by Akihisa and her parents to go overseas. Such an outcome is easy to understand. Normally, we would have given up~ Right. If I''m in the 3rd year, I''ll be thinking of what to do after this war. Kudou and Kinosheeta said. It''s as they said, Takashiro''s victory and our loss is clear for all to see. The blueprint Takashiro drew is almost a reality. That guy must be laughing away, since the plan he spent so much time, thought and effort on is about to bear fruit. But I won''t let him get what he wants. If it''s almost there, it means it''s still not complete. We let that bastard do whatever he wanted for so long. He interfered in our battle against C class, got in the way of our wish of beating A class, toyed with Shimada and Himeji''s heartsand made Shouko cry. I won''t be able to die a peaceful death if I let it end like this. Everyone present start to ponder. Each of them has their reasons for not wanting to lose. For their friends, love, for pride. To any bystander, fighting for such reasons may be laughable. A student''s duty is just to study, and in this sort of situation, we might end up being scolded. We might even end up being scorned upon, seen as idiots. But everyone here does not want to back down now. Sakamoto, the enemy''s here! They''re finishing attacking at full strength! Our whistle blower classmates raced into the classroom, along with the ones Hideyoshi did make-up on. It looks like the time to settle this has come. Now then, how will this summoning war between school years end up? Will we win, or the 3rd years win? One has to win here, and there is no overtime. Listen up, you guys! This is the final battle! Grit your teeth and get ready to go with all your might! WOOOH! We''re only aiming to win! It doesn''t matter whether we''re idiots or ordinary people or smart people! Everyone''s to do whatever they can do! WOOOH! We''re definitelygoing to win this battle! Alright! Just watch, 3rd years! I''m going to smash those heads of yours and show you how capable these idiots you look down on really are! Volume 12, The Eighteenth Question Volume 12, The Eighteenth Question Please answer the following question: Beginning from ( ), females begin to develop unique characteristics when their secondary sexual characteristics are developed. Kudou Aiko''s answer: Menarche refers to the first menstruation. A Japanese''s average menstruation during the 20th year of the Showa era occurs around 14-15, and currently, it has been brought forward to around 12. According to analysis, the improvement in nutrition is a major factor in boosting puberty. Recent results however has shown that such trends have slowed down to a point of stagnation. Teacher''s Comment: Who exactly are you? Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: What we call Menarche refers to the first stage of menses. In medical terms, the menstrual period is called menstruation, and the first menstruation is called Menarche. The body mass is highly correlated to the age of Menarche, and in most situations, such an occurrence happens when the body mass is 43kg, so the age does differ between people. The average age in Japan is 12. Besides body mass, the age of Menarche is also affected by race, climate, social environment and nutrition. Teacher''s Comment: Seriously, who are you people? Shimada Minami''s answer: Coming-of-age. Teacher''s Comment: I do feel there are some personal wishes hidden in this reply. 3-B, Yamasheeta Hideo, Foreign Language, Unable to battle. Vs 2-A, Kinosheeta Yuuko, Foreign Language, 522 points. Yuuko''s summoned beast slices down an attacking enemy. Our job''s to guard the emergency exit. The enemy can''t get past Tsuchiya and Aiko, so they have to get by from the back, and that''s where we deal with them. This side isn''t as large as the main entrance, and there''s only so much space to fight, so it''s lucky that we''re in this situation. As long as we have people with high scores here, we won''t be overwhelmed by numbers for a short time, and even if we have few people, we can continue to defend. And in other wordsthe opponent will send in those with high scores, and break through with the few elites. Sorry, make way for us, second years. Yo, we meet again, Kinosheetanot you. I''m depressed. Looks like it''s the older sister As Sakamoto had expected, the Toko-Natsu pair, which had caused us much trouble, has appeared. Welcome, we''ve been waiting for you, sempais. Your treatment to me is so different from Hideyoshi, huh. Are you ready, that mohican-sempai? Yuuko and I decide on our opponents, and get ready for battle. Yuuko''s facing a mohican upperclassman called Tsunemura, and I''m facing this bald upperclassman called Natsukawa. Now I can avenge my loss. That woman from beforeyou really won''t give up huh. Isn''t the winner already decided here? The bald upperclassman pretentiously sighed once he saw me. It''s true that I was beaten rather badly by this upperclassman, and us second years are all in an overwhelmingly disadvantageous situation, to a point of nearly losing. But I''m definitely not going to give up. Of course I''m not going to give up. I''m from F class after all. He seems to understand somewhat once I said these words, frowning impatiently, Ahthat is the case now that you mention itargh, it''s troublesomebut it''s my job as the upperclassman to teach my underclassmen a lesson. I''ll be your opponent. This upperclassman in front of me mutters the word, and the summoned beast appears at his feet. My summoned beast raises its weapon at the opponent. Then, let''s settle this through this battle. I say this, issuing a challenge, And the opponent doesn''t reply, He looks dumbfounded as he stares at the indicated scores. What''s the matter? If you''re not going to attack, I''m going to attack you, you know? !! After hearing these words, the bald upperclassman finally recovered, but is still unable to hide his panicked look. Hey hey hey, I never heard of this beforesomeone actually managed to raise the scores to such a high level through the Center Test rules Really? It''s great that you know this before the actual exams. 3-A, Natsukawa Junpei, Foreign Language (English), 451 points. Vs 2-F, Shimada Minami, Foreign Language (German), 639 points. The ''foreign languages'' here include German too. My summoned beast closes in on the opponent with more force in its steps. I want to make sure that guy remains as how I like him. At the same time, I want to show him my cool side, that I''ll work hard till the end, and reunite with him with my head held high. This is everyone''s determination, and also the thanks to those guys I call my friendsmy fondness for them. Muttsurini-kun, those two that went for the emergency exit are the seniors we''re so familiar with, right? Are Minami and Yuuko going to be okay? I control my summoned beast at the entrance of the old school building as I tried to talk with Muttsurini-kun beside me. No need to worry. Muttsurini answers with his usual bluntness. When we first met, we''re enemies in the test summoning war, and now we''re fighting alongside each other, entrusting our backs to each other. I do find this a little surprising, and inadvertently let out a little chuckle. What''s so funny? No, it''s nothing. You''re weird. It''s really interesting seeing his reaction, and I start to laugh loudly. Concentrate on the battle, Kudou. Oh, sorry. I command my summoned beast to slam the axe it has been swinging. Behind me, Muttsurini-kun''s summoned beast swings its dagger around, dicing the enemies quickly. In terms of health education, nobody can beat the combination of Muttsurini-kun and me. Because of this, Sakamoto-kun left this place to us. In fact, the 3rd years really can''t break through from here, and can only watch from afar. If this keeps up, we can definitely seal them there as per our objective. The problem after that is Greetings, Tsuchiya Kouta-kun. A female student walks out from the crowd of 3rd year students standing some distance away. The problem thereafter is this lewd senior. I''m here too, Kogure-sempai. Oh? It''s rude of me then. I focused too much on Tsuchiya Kouta-kun that I forgot about you. She said , and gave Muttsurini-kun a flirtatious glance. The thing I''m really unhappy about is that this senior actions are all as alluring as ever. Whether it''s that voluptuous chest, the wondrous long thighs shown under the skirt, or the expression she uses as she looks here, everything, I think is basically super effective against a boy in puberty. Furthermore, her target is Muttsurini-kun Muttsurini-kun, I''ll take this sempai as the opponent. Try your best not to you This won''t do. Everyone, I''ll leave this to you. On Kogure-sempai''s command, two 3rd year girls call out their summoned beasts and attack me. Uu! I knew this would happen! Even I can''t possibly focus on dealing two enemies at once. My summoned beast''s tangled, unable to escape, Summon and senior Kogure mutters this, calling out her summoned beast. Now then, Tsuchiya Kouta-kun, you will have to be my opponent. She says as she crosses her legs, emphasizing the beautiful profiles of her legs. Muttsurini-kun''s going to be taken down by this move again! Muttsurini-kun! Hang in there! I''ll go save you! Kudou, focus on your opponent. I got told off by Muttsurini-kun, but even if he says so, I can''t focus. I''m concerned by the battle over there, and even if that''s not the case, Kogure-sempai''s face and actions are distracting me. You should be focused on your own opponent too, Tsuchiya Kouta-kunI hope that you simply look at me instead of looking around. Once Kogure-sempai said this, she places her hand on her skirt without a single word. She doesn''t lift the hem of it immediately though; she starts to adjust the pleat of the skirt. This senior''s really familiar with how to attract other people''s attention. She lures people with her words, charm them with her facial expression, and make her opponent anxious. And then, after stimulating the opponent''s expectations and imagination, she raises the skirt to an almost exposed region to torture the opponent 3-A, Kogure Aoi, Health Education, Unable to battle. Vs 2-F, Tsuchiya Kouta, Health Education, 764 points. Eh? Acceleration, ended. Muttsurini-kun mutters. He wasn''t charmed by that alluring figure even I as a girl kept staring at, and beat the opponent using his summoned beast. Don''t get lazy, Kudou. Eh? Ah, yes. Kogure-sempai and I aren''t the only ones stunned here, as the other two girls facing me are also stunned. After Muttsurini-kun prompted me, I quickly attacked and sent those girls to the detention room. Right beside me, Kogure-sempai shows a shocked expression on her beautiful face. TsuchiyaKouta-kunwhat, exactly Don''t treat me as a fool, you pervert woman. Muttsurini-kun declares to a stunned Kogure-sempai. Why do I have to prioritize you over my friends? It''s interesting isn''t it, Sakamoto-kun? We''re at the front of the second level stairs in the old school building. Soon after everyone went to their positions, the enemies we missed started to appear here. For some reason, Kubo looks rather happy as he starts to chat with me, controlling his summoned beast to beat the enemies at the same time. Interesting? How? I''m talking about the current situation. 3-C, Yoshida Koutarou, Humanities, Unable to battle Vs 2-A, Kubo Toshimitsu, Humanities (World History), 224 points. Kubo deals the final blow to the last invading enemy as he answered. What''s interesting? The situation is grave for us. Don''t tell me you have unique tastes in desperate situation? Hahaha. This isn''t what I mean. Kubo starts laugh, as if it''s really funny. What does he mean actually? You planned the strategy for Tsuchiya-kun and Shimada-san to clear the field, Kinosheeta-kun to guide, and Yoshii-kun to finish everything. Including the members who changed attire for the sake of isolating Takashiro-sempai, the keys to this war are all F class members. The summoning war itself is normally a battle between scores, and now it ended up like this. Don''t you find it interesting? Kubo said as he smiled. Ah, that''s right. Now that he says so, maybe it has gotten interesting here. If you find it interesting, why don''t you join F class? You can join us immediately if you submit a blank script for your next exam paper. After hearing my proposal , This is an interesting proposal, Kubo said with a serious look. But I think I shall pass. I don''t seem suited for it. This is how he answered. ''Don''t seem suited'', does Kubo mean taking it easy in the exams, or fitting in with F class? Leaving aside the former, I don''t think he has to be that worried about the latter Oh goodness graciousyou''re chatting away like that while we''re walking hard here. Isn''t that unfair? Yeah. Don''t you know how much of a difficult battle we had to face? While I''m chatting with Kubo, Shimada and Hideyoshi walks over to us. Shimada''s probably reporting to Hideyoshi that she completed the objective and met up with him. Speaking of which, those sent in by Hideyoshi will probably begin attacking Takashiro in another 5 minutes. Don''t say that okay. Kubo never let a single invader through, and I''ve been opening fields everywhere. I know. Just saying. Since I knew there would be a few enemies appearing to fight Kubo, I deployed the field 3 times using my bracelet. When I deployed it just now, I got mathematics and language, and this time, I got the humanities field I need now. I finally managed to fulfill my basic requirement here. I abandoned the field as you said, Sakamoto-kun, and gathered the remaining forces on the stairs. They probably will be able to hang on a little longer, but it''s just a matter of time before the enemy attacks the representative. (Nods). Due to the massive numbers, Muttsurini''s team had to deplete lots of points, and they came back as well. They''re set to remain on standby and defend Shouko. It''s about time for us to step up, Yuuji. Yeah. Looks like it''s time for you to join the fight. Shouko, who has been on standby to protect herself, arrives on the corridor. Right now, the points she has is our important fighting strength. We need to lure the enemy deep into the old school building for this operation, so we need her to appear in front of the enemy as bait and protect herself somewhat. I don''t like this, but right now, we can only act as shields to hold them off. It can''t be helped. We just fought against so many enemies. Kudou and Kinosheeta, who used up a lot of points in the battle before this, can only lament at this. It''s really a rare sight to see these two A class members, the top ranking ones at that, grumble that they don''t have enough points. I say, Kubo. Hm? What is it? You just said that the situation''s interesting. In that case, this situation is the most interesting. I said as I look around at everyone''s face. There''s someone with outstanding grades aiming for college. An expert in health education and an expert in drama that hopes to improve on his art. A girl who just returned to Japan and learnt Japanese in a single year. Everyone has their own talents, and strong wills that won''t lose to anyone else. Just think. We have so many outstanding talents, but didn''t we entrust everything on the bastards in this worst class? If this isn''t a joke, what is it? And the opponent is also the valedictorian amongst our upperclassmen. One can''t imagine this being something a normal person would do. Haha. That''s really the case. I-I just had to help because there''s no other choice Ahaha, but I''m rather interested in seeing Yoshii-kun looking so stupid. If it''s Yoshii, he''ll definitely succeed. Everyone in A class expressed their own thoughts. Speaking of which, Sakamoto-kun, is it really alright that you let Yoshii-kun handle the best part? Ah, yeah To be honest, if nothing else happens, I really want to beat that bastard up. I do have my own grudges and hatred on that guy. But right now, I don''t want to fight against him personally. This isn''t because the tactic isn''t feasible, or the difference in scores and skill level, or whether there''s any other way to get about doing this. I just lent that guy a favor. To quote what a certain idiot saidI''m not the protagonist today, that''s all. What he owes me is that he has to settle the score with an important thing to him on the line. Hehso you finally understand who''s more suited to be the hero between us, Yuuji. At that moment, while all of us are gathered here, a certain idiot''s senseless voice can be heard. Shut up. What I just said only applies for today. I snorted at what that guy just said. Seriously. He was being so useless just a while ago, and now he says he want to be a hero. Kept you waiting, Yuuji. Are you ready? You''re too slow, Akihisa. Who do you think you''re talking to. Now then, since you''re the cause of it all, it''s your turn to settle everything. Volume 12, The Nineteenth Question Volume 12, The Nineteenth Question Please answer the following question. The Kan''i Jnikai was introduced in the year AD ( ) Himeji Mizuki''s answer: The Kan''i Jnikai was introduced in the year AD ''603''. Teacher''s comment: Correct answer. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: The Kan''i Jnikai was introduced in the year AD ''603''. Teacher''s comment: I no longer mark you answers as wrong instinctively once I see your name. I do feel delighted at seeing your maturation. Tsuchiya Kouta''s answer: The Kan''i Jnikai was introduced in the year AD ''The Kan''i Jnikai was introduced''. Teacher''s comment: I instinctively marked you as incorrect once I saw your name, and since the result was as I had expected, I would not be apologizing for this. Good job. You kept us waiting, Yoshii-kun. How''s the test results? Once I finish the Japanese history replenishment tests, Kirishima-san, Kubo-kun and the rest welcome me back kindly. Muttsurini and Hideyoshi however give me that ''you finally came back'' look like usual. I wasn''t told the details of this operation, but I can more or less guess what it is after seeing everyone. The situation''s so dire, yet everyone lasted till now for the sake of our victory. They did everything they are supposed to do, opening a path for this battle. They''re really trustworthy, precious allies. I really wanted to convey my emotions to them immediately, to thank them for supporting me, for not giving up on meI''ll leave that aside for now though. The battle''s still not overand also, not all of us are here. What''s next will be the final battle. Everyone''s to go to the first level to lure the enemy. Once you''re ready, Akihisa, go to the stairs leading to the roof. I''ll make a move first. Yuuji calmly instructed me, and turned away, heading to the staircase. Do your best, Yoshii-kun. Please don''t make that stupid mistake you made just now, Yoshii-kun. I have nothing to say to you. Please fight on till the end. Kudou-san, Kinosheeta-san and Kubo-kun gave me words of encourage, and went downstairs. Yoshii, don''t leave with any regrets. Well, you should be alright. We''ll leave it to you. And then, Kirishima-san, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini too walks down the stairs. Aki. Minami walks to me, calling my name. And then, she continued to stare at my face, before nodding in a satisfied manner, saying, Hm, that''s a wonderful expression. Like usual, her voice makes me feel energized. After hearing these words, I had to say these words I intended to say when everyone''s gathered, thanks, Minami. I feel a lot better because of you. I can''t thank Minami enough. This firm-willed, cute, and kind girl really saved me to an extent I don''t know of. Maybe I should apologize to Minami for the diary and that strange confession just now. I just feel really guilty. It''s a little disrespectful to her, but I''m also glad. I''m glad that such a charming girl said that she likes me, and that she encouraged me. I''m really glad. That''s why Thanks, Minami. Don''t mind, Aki. I really want to convey the feelings in my heart to her, to this charming girl who''s filled with kindness no matter what. Speaking of whichyou aren''t going to say something like ''I haven''t thought of an answer yet'' with that expression, right? Minami asks me teasingly. And to answer her question, I answer her jokingly, Don''t worry. Even I won''t do such a despicable thing. Is that so. That''s great. The answer came out. I probably would avoid thinking about it if it was me alone, but with Minami supporting me, I''m able to get the answer. Then, we just have to settle this. Minami stares at my eyes as she said this. And in response, I give her this one and only response, I''ll definitely win. It''s really ridiculous to say that I''ll definitely win, let alone since it''s coming from this stupid mouth of mine. It''s really hard to believe. However, Minami shows the brightest smile she has ever given, and says, Right, I trust in you. The guy I like is a little stupidbut always cool until the very end. Minami turns back as she sways her ponytail, and walks down the stairs. I watch her leave from behind, and walk upstairs. Let''s go. I hope that I can live up to be that person Minami likes. You ready, Akihisa? Yuuji was waiting on the 4th level, and greeted me once he saw me. About there. I have the strength of a hundred people now. Even if there''s a hundred of you, it''s not going to be much. Yuuji mocked me. Why''s this guy so rude? Then, what''s the plan after that? Simple. Once the enemies below are baited by Shouko and the rest, we''ll run from the old school building roof to the new school building roof in our own way, and we''ll just beat Takashiro. That''s all. That''s really easy to understand. Goes well with an idiot like you. He''s still very rude, but I got to thank him for making it sound simple to me. I just used up a lot of brains cells after all. Speaking of which, why''s Takashiro-sempai at the roof? Since I''m bored, I just randomly asked. If he''s going to defend against the enemy''s sneak attacks, it''s common to choose the roof, where the view is wide, compared to the classrooms where there are so many hiding spots. I only managed to understand his answer somewhat. Well, I guess there''s no need to understand the reasoning behind this. Yuuji and I stand at the metal door leading to the roof, waiting for the time to strike. Speaking of which, at this moment, Yuuji started a topic, Akihisa, let me tell you about Takashiro''s weaknesses. These weaknesses are something only I can tell. Hehwhat''s that? After hearing my response, Yuuji tells me in a mysterious manner, Alright, I''ll only tell you one. Just one? that guy''s most likely a virgin. This reply really doesn''t suit the moment, and is completely beyond my expectations. It''s funny because what Yuuji said is so different from the serious expression he wore, and I can''t help but laugh out loud. HaHahaha!! That''s really some weakness! He''s so handsome, and looks like he does play around with girls too! He may look like a casanova, but think about it. He set so many traps and ploys just to convince a girl. This isn''t something someone used to toying with girls will do. I see, that''s really the case. That upperclassman has the looks and such outstanding grades, but he''s completely different from how he looks. If we''re going to think about this, he''s probably like you Yuuji, thinking about all sorts of ways to confess. I''ll kill you. Killing intent surges from all over Yuuji''s body. I better not use this to taunt him in the future. Goodnesssince you say it now, I''m going to ask you this. If there''s a girl you like, how will you tell her? Yuuji asks me with those vengeful eyes, Me? If it''s me I''ll confess to her directly. I''ll convey all my feelings to her honestly. No tricks, just straight to the point. I guess so. This method really suits you. Humph. You''re going to say, because you''re an idiot, right? Hahaha. Your methods are completely different from Takashiro''s. Yuuji and I laugh out heartily. And then, What kind of expression will that guy giveonce he finds out that this plan he worked so hard to come up and prepare is wrecked by a simple idiot right before it actually succeeds? Yuuji''s lips curl into a smile. I too start to imagine. Once I think about how that self-conceited upperclassman will react, I too break into a smile. Don''t stop! Give chase! Seal the corridor It''s over! The ruckus from downstairs reaches our eyes. It''s time. Now, let''s go. Right. We turn around, facing the door leading to the roof, getting ready to run. Right when I place my hand on the door, Yuuji says these words, Hey, Akihisa. What, Yuuji? Our school sure is interesting. This line alone reminds me of all sorts of happenings after entering this school. I met a bunch of strange guys, and we started off rocky. There''s a girl who just returned to Japan, bad at Japanese, and unable to get along with everyone else. There''s a girl who had the ability, but was sorted to the worst class just because she fainted in the exam. These people in the same class are all aiming for the same objective, and we have formed this bond after much joys and hardships. That''s right I turn the doorknob. It''s the best! I slammed the door open, and we run to the roof. I love it. This schooland everyone here! Summon! The summoned beast appears according to my call, and I command it to towards the fence preventing any falls surrounding the roof. There are a lot of things we''re unhappy about, that we argue over, but when we truly meet troubles, everyone''s willing to help out. Right now, it''s the same. Everyone believes in me, helping this worthless me, pushing me forward. My summoned beast swings the fist and slams the fence hard. Because of this, I have to find an answer I definitely won''t regret. Not for anyone else''s sake, but for myself. So that I''m able to face those who helped me with my head held high. The fence falls over with a thud after it took the attack from the summoned beast. During the replenishment tests, my mind was filled with a memory that had yet to fade away. The scene before we first met. When she was alone in the empty classroom, practicing how to draw with such devotion. She continued to draw what''s not considered a good drawing for a thanksgiving, with such single-mindedness. We jump past the collapsed fence, and hop onto the ceiling of the corridor in front of us. I admire the sight of her practicing with such serious. I was attracted to her heart that kept working on just to convey her emotions. I was angry that her hard work never paid off. We simply continue to run forward without looking down, running along the top of the 4th floor''s ceiling. Right now, I''m forced to choose whether to turn all the efforts she worked so hard to get into nothing. Do I want to say that I want her to stay in this school with me? Or do I smile and watch her leave for her own future? Which side should I choose? I wondered with all my might. My summoned beast swings a fist again, breaking the fence on the new school building. I have some feelings I want to convey to that single-minded girl. I have some feelings I want to convey to that girl kinder than anyone else. I also want to convey the thoughts I have. Yuuji and I arrive at the roof of the new school building. ! Where did you two!? Takashiro-sempai got into position once he saw us appear from an unbelievable position. But I ignore this upperclassman as I snatched the audio speakers located on the roof. I shall convey this answer I got. To those allies who helped me. To Minami, who made sure I''m no longer in doubt. And alsoto the person I like. After checking that the power is plugged in, I press the switch with the broadcast label indicated on it. Once I touched the volume knob, I turned it to the maximum level. And then, I slammed the button with the ''begin broadcast'' button on it, and pulled the mic attached to it. A sharp screech can be heard from the speaker. I thought about this a lot. I''m very stupid, I don''t have a good brain, and I''m not good at thinking, but I thought of this with all my might. I guess this is the only time in my life I actually thought about things so much. And after that, I got this conclusion. I can''t possiblyleave any regrets behind!!! I hold tightly onto the mic, and convey all my thoughts into my words. HIMEJI-SAN! I LIKE YOU! I''m just an idiot, but I don''t think that I''m skilled enough to lie to my own feelings. If my words cause Himeji-san to stay here, and causes her path in life to be narrowed, I''ll work harder, and harder to open her path in life again! No matter how heavy the price is, I want to be with her! That''s why I''m going beat this trash of a virgin and hear your answer later! I''m going to get a decisive win out of this battle and settle everything. A howling screech can be heard from the speaker, and the emergency broadcast was ended. I stare at Takashiro-sempai head on, and issue him the challenge to this final battle. Let''s begin then, pretty boy. YoshiiAkihisaaaa! Takashiro-sempai glares at me furiously. Bring it on. Thisis the end of our summoning war! Volume 12, The Twentieth Question Volume 12, The Twentieth Question Please read the following passage and answer the question. Where did Sadakichi go? Jihei asks, and Tasuke shrugs as he answers, To Okiku. He wants to express his 10 years of love to her with his self-proclaimed specialty of Poetry. After hearing Tasukes words, Jihei cannot help but frown, He wants to touch her heart by singing a love poem? I can already guess the outcome. Yeah. Blame that guy for being ____ despite being so bad at it. Question 1: Please fill in the common saying in the blank with the correct answer and explain its meaning. Question 2: What is the outcome highlighted in the text? Please write down the outcome Jihei and Tasukes expects. Yoshii Akihisa''s answer: 1: despite being so bad at it Meaning: It means that he will work hard for something no matter how stupid it may look 2: Sadakichi may be bad at singing, but Jihei and Tasuke expect that he will get Okiku''s heart after seeing him work so hard to sing. Teacher''s Comment: The correct answer here is ''overestimated himself'', but your belief might not be wrong here. Himeji Mizuki''s Answer: 1: despite being so bad at it Meaning: It means that even if he''s not good at at something, he continues to give his all for that cause. 2: Even if he''s singing the poem poorly, Sadakichi''s thoughts will definitely reach Okiku. Teacher''s Comment: It is a teacher''s sorrow to have to mark a cross here. Summon. Takashiro-sempai calls out his summoned beast. The samurai summoned beast that caused much trouble just now appears. 3-A, Takashiro Masaharu, Humanities (Geography), 375 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Humanities (Japanese History), 321 points The subject we''re competing in is humanities. Though there''s still some difference in the score, it''s still within my ability to take it on. Akihisa, finish him off with a quick attack! Right. Got it. I answer, and let my summoned beast sprint. There''s a time limit to this battle. We can only maintain this 1-on-1 battle for a short time. Once the enemy realizes our actions and help Takashiro-sempai, it''ll be all over. I have to settle this battle during the short time before reinforcement arrives. Seriouslyhow annoying are you!? My summoned beast swings its wooden sword down while charging forward, and the enemy raises the sword to block it. My summoned beast then gives up on pursing as it takes a step back, while the enemy quickly pursues me by taking a step forward. Why is it that you are still able to say such ridiculous words even at this moment? If you are really thinking about this for her own sake, you should back down! The sharp blade stabs forward, aiming right at my center, and I use the wooden sword to block the tip, tiptoeing aside to dodge. Have you forgotten how you answered the question I asked? Yoshii Akihisa-kun. When a person with ability, but is unfairly treated, tries to get back the position he deserves, will you step in to interfere? How can I forget? At that time, I answered ''no''. Right now, this thought still hasn''t changed. It''s because of this that I was so troubled, that I kept thinking. Butmore importantly than what we think, there''s something more important we should be considering first. I won''t let Himeji-san do this if she doesn''t want to go overseas. I continue to parry the quick sword stabs as I dodge. And then, I attack back, only to be blocked. What nonsense are you saying? She cannot possibly hope for such a thing! The worst, 4th rate facilities is not worth comparing to the best treatment overseas! I thought this way too. There''s a vast difference in studying environment between these two. But these are what Takashiro-sempai and I think. It''s different from hers. Himeji-san said that she doesn''t like to say farewell, and she said that she wants to be here. In that case, I rather she stay here than go overseas to study. That is just a lie said to you because she wants to console youor sympathy. Why do you not understand!? At first, I was skeptical too, that Himeji-san said something different from what she really thought so that she wouldn''t hurt me, because she''s so kind. But this line did come from a girl who summoned her courage to confess to me. If she doesn''t like me sincerely, she couldn''t possibly confess. This can''t be sympathy then. In that case, I How can I doubt her!? I believe in Himeji-san''s words! She said that she likes F class, and that''s why she''s able to work hard. She said that she likes me , and that''s why she wants to stay here. I''m no longer doubtful about these words. I believe in these words, and I''ll give my all to fulfill her wishes and my thoughts! Tch! I am really talking to a wall here! Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast leapt backwards to pull the distance. It seems that he has given up on beating me personally and has chosen to wait for reinforcements, which will definitely assure his victory. Don''t you run away! My summon beast gives pursuit at full speed. I stab my wooden sword, swing down, swing horizontally with all my strength, but the enemy''s summoned beast continues to persist in defending itself, so I''m unable to hit him. Using the chance presented when my summoned beast missed its attack, the enemy immediately leaps away to pull some distance between us. My summoned beast gets into a lunging position to close the distance, and charges forward to attack. The enemy focuses its strength in its feet, wanting to use the same method to dodge. You will not be able to hit me, Yoshii Akihisa-kun. The enemy mocked me. Won''t be able to hit him? How''s that possible? I still havesomething! Double! Wha!? Takashiro-sempai widens his eyes in shock once he saw me activate my platinum bracelet. The last time I lost to Takashiro-sempai, it was because the summoned beast couldn''t move because of the bracelet''s malfunction, resulting in a slight delay. It''s an extremely short time, just that short moment as compared to the entire battle. This method probably is something those who only think of the future, who only think of the smart decisions, can''t possibly come up with. But I''m going to give my all in this instant! Tchhh!! The enemy was blocked by the second summoned beast, and gave up on escaping. Having deduced that it can''t possibly defend against attacks from two summoned beast, the enemy throws its sword away and does a karate chop. It looks like he wants to use that move he used to stop me just now. I recall the pain and agony my body suffered back then. I am going to let you roll about in agony! The enemy stabs a hand bladea karate chop. Pain and agony close in on me. My summoned beast couldn''t dodge it. But I don''t feel fear in my heart. My summoned beast continues to charge forward in the face of this pain approaching me. I got help from a lot of people. Everyone in the class, Kirishima-san, Kubo-kun, Kinosheeta-san, Kudou-san, Those guys from my gang, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini, and I''ll just add a Yuuji. And alsoMinami. It''s because I got everyone''s help that this battle is made a reality. If I say that there''s just one moment in my life I can''t lose The enemy''s chop stabs into the abdomen of my summoned beast, and a sharp pain races through my nerves. I grit my teeth to push this pain aside. Right. If I say that there''s a moment I definitely mustn''t lose in my life, Now''s the time! I endure the pain in my abdomen as I let the summoned beast step forward. In front of me is Takashiro-sempai''s summoned beast, unable to move because of that outstretched hand. The enemy has no way of dodging my attack now. Damn Takashiro-sempai murmurs as he watches the lunging wooden sword, and yells with all his might. DAMN IIIIITTTTT!!! GOOO DIIIEEEEE!!! The wooden sword stabbed through the enemy''s throat. I then slam the enemy to the ground, not giving it any strength to jump or dodge. The enemy''s summoned beast falls flat, remaining still as it looks up. And then, it disappears silently. Impossible Takashiro-sempai collapsed on the floor. I turn to that familiar bad friend of mine, I see him raise his chin at the audio equipment. I follow his instruction, approach the audio equipment, and switch on the power. Once I check that there''s noise in the speakers, I take a deep breath, and hold the mic tightly. WE WONTHIS WAR!!! ALRIGHT!!!!! I can hear the cheers of victory from downstairs. The battle between the 2nd and 3rd years draws to a close. Phew. I switch off the power to the speakers, heave a little sigh to relax myself since I''m feeling tense. And then, Akihisa-kun! The exit door was pushed aside, and someone runs up to the roof. Fresh snowy white skin, with a light tint of red. Long, soft silky hair reaching her back, dazzling under the sun. Her eyes look as if they can absorb me in as she stares at my eyes head on. Himeji-san? The girl I had fallen for before we formally met was already standing there, panting. Aren''t you supposed to be in the detention room I subconsciously mentioned the first thing that entered my mind. What''re you saying? I''m the one who really likes you, Akihisa-kun? And then, she shows the best smile ever on that face that was more beautiful than the time when we first met. How can I possibly sit still when you said such words? She leaps at me happily while I''m looking surprised. Ah, that''s right. Me hating that her hard work wouldn''t be rewarded was just my secondary reason. My motivation was actually much simplerfrom the first time I met this girl, I just wanted to see her smiling face. Volume 12, The Final Question Volume 12, The Final Question Please write the correct number in the following blank: "Year ( ): The Taika Reforms" Sakamoto Yuuji''s Answer: "645" Teacher''s Comment Correct. Yoshii Akihisa''s Answer: "645" Teacher''s Comment Well done there. *Hi-fives* Yuuji, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini and I exchange high-fives with each other. I''m back. You guys really did it. good job. You guys too. Right now, it''s after the summoning war. The principal wants to announce something, so we''re all gathered in the courtyard. Good work, Aki. Minami welcomes me with a gentle smile. Yes. Thanks every I raise my hand to answer that smile, Yoshii, you bastard! You really did it! Aren''t you now the MVP? Thank us properly! Sugawa-kun, Fukumura-kun and the rest pat me on my shoulders and the back of my head from behind. These guys too fought alongside us till the end, our F class allies. Really, we gave everything we had until the very end. And the proof is Go die, you scumbag! Hogging all the benefits to yourself! You''re supposed to be an idiot bastard. Unforgivable! Right now, they''re kicking and punching me with all they have. Wow, we actually won like that. You guys are really amazing there, Yoshii-kun and everyone else. We really can''t match up to them. He''s the husband I''m so proud of. Erm, prez, Kubo-kun, those guys we can''t beat and the husband you''re proud of will continue to start summoning wars against us class A, you know? To put it nicely, I''m taking the violent praises from everyone. Right now, I''m being kicked madly by everyone present after I took a sweeping kick. Isn''t this just bullying right now? What are you guys doing!? ARGH! IRONMAN!!! After Ironman roared, those guys kicking me scattered like birds. Uuthat''s too much I stand up and pat the dust off. Ironman stares at me intently. Well, I guess I have to thank him for saving me. Thanks for helping me there, Ironmaaa!? Haha, Akihisa, why did you get beaten by Ironmaaa!? Humph. Ironman slammed his giant fist on both Yuuji and my head, and then walks away slowly. Wh-What''s going on? That bastard Ironman! It''s alright if he just beat Akihisa. Why did he beat me too! Seriously. Can''t he just beat Yuuji up? Both of us rub the place where we just got punched with tears in our eyes. Kirishima-san and the rest watch us from the side as they chat away. Why did Yuuji and Yoshii get beaten? UmNishimura-sensei must be having mixed feelings right now, I guess? What do you mean by mixed feelings, Kubo-kun? As a teacher, he can''t leave them alone after they did something dangerous. He knew however that they had a belief they had to follow through with, and chose to beat them instead of lecturing them, maybe? Ahaha. I see~ A teacher really has to deal with all sorts of troubling things, huh? Since he''s a teacher, I thought that there''re other ways of punishing us besides corporal punishment! But that was really a ridiculous way of breaking through. Seriously. I can''t believe that Aki and Sakamoto ran on such a dangerous place. Hideyoshi and Minami recall our actions running on the roof as they said, But there''s no other choice right? We don''t have any other road. But either way, well You destroyed the fence and run on the roof 4 levels high. If any bystander sees it, it''ll cause a major problem. Also, you even used the microphone to confess your love so loudly to the entire area. Maybe you might get a harsh punishment this time, Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun. Leaving aside Minami, even Kinosheeta-san and Kubo-kun has said so. I recall everything I did just now. HmmI was a little hot in the head, but I think I went a little overboard there? Another suspension? That''s troublesome, both for Aki and Sakamoto. Nothing to do with me. I never knew about the full extent of the operation at first. Those guys we were working together with a while back now choose to protect themselves. But I did all these with such readiness. As for whatever punishment that comes, I''ll just accept it. This guy wanted to!! Looks like neither of you want to accept responsibility. Just accept your punishment, Yuuji. A-Akihisa-kun, I do have some involvement in this, so it''s about being punished, we can both No, Himeji-san, I''m grateful for your kindness, but that''s probably impossible Himeji was in the detention room all this while. She has nothing to with all the mess Akihisa came up with himself. Wait, Yuuji, don''t think of pushing all the blame on me. And also, this guy was the one who came up with the plan. I''m just following orders here, so if we''re talking about responsibility Akihisa! I feel a thud on my back. This voice probably belongs to Linne-kun, right? You were so cool just now! I was really touched at the end! I-Is that so? That''s enough already, brat. No matter how cool you think Akihisa is, don''t go about telling everyone that he''s the one who came up with the plan itself. I say, Yuuji, why''re you pushing all the blame on me? No matter how we try to distort the evidence, Yuuji''s the sole culprit behind this entire thing. So cool. I think I''ve fallen for you, Akihisa! Ah, yes. Thanks about thatI guess? Why? I just feel that there''s a chill on my back when he said that. But Akihisa, a hero isn''t just for a certain person! A hero belongs to everyone, you know? Ahaha, I''m not a hero. No! You''re a hero! Hmmthis isn''t something really big I show a grimace on my face, and Linne-kun continues, That''s why I did my best so that you can continue being a hero, Akihisa! No, actually, Linne-kun, I''m not a herhm? Did his best? For what? I''ll look forward to it then, Linne-kun! Linne-kun then disappears like the wind, just like how he appeared. What did he mean back then? Who knows? That brat can''t possibly come up with anything decent, right? While we''re chatting away, The principal wishes to say something from now on. Everyone, please be silent. Takahashi-sensei''s voice can be heard from the speakers. Oh goodness, we''re now going to end everything after this gathering? Anyway, I turn my face forward, and I see the principal pick up the microphone from the podium on the stage. Ah all of you have done your best, both the 2nd and 3rd years. I shall praise you for that. The principal starts to speak with her usual lazy tone. As everyone knows, this test summoning system is an education system only our school has, a symbol that allows our school to gain attention from both domestic and foreign areas. Many students worked very hard to in this war between school year with the help of this system, and the entire process was really exciting. I think it''s probably because besides the entire school body, the inspector Linne-kun is also here, right? The principal''s tone hasn''t change, but at least she praised us. I too learned lots of things from you students in this summoning war, whether it is about the mistakes in this school''s directions, or about the things important to you students. The principal''s words fill my heart. I too thought about lots of things this time, and also learned from them. I suppose this is what they call valuable experience. I shall bear responsibility for these mistakes. I do wish that you simply focus on your studies and maturethat is all. Once the principal finished her words, she got down from the stage. Thank you very much, principal. The voice of Takahashi-sensei, the emcee, can be heard. From now on, Fumitzuki Gakuen will have some change, from a direction that focuses on studies. I guess the principal saw from us in this summoning war what are the truly important things, and also what we did for those causes. Akihisa-kun. Himeji-san, standing beside me, whispers to me softly. What is it, Himeji-san? I too whisper back to her This schoolis really amazing, right? Yuuji too asked the same question before my battle against Takashiro-sempai. In this case, I think Minami, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini will ask me the same thing. A lot of things happened ever since we enrolled in this school. I met a lot of people, made some bonds, and we deepened them. We went through enjoyable times, sad times, unbearable times, happy times, all sorts of experiences. And right now, we got such a new experience, and new bonds. That''s why to me, no matter how many times I''m asked this, the answer is always the same. Rightit''s the best. We will still gather in this school before we graduate. All sorts of things will definitely happen in the future, right? At that time, we will be troubled, think about them, and change with them. Along with this school, as the principal said. Along with this hardworking girl standing beside me, who formed a new relationship with me. A notification in the change of school rules Fumitzuki Gakuen, Article 12, Section 5. Love between students shall be forbidden. The above rule shall be added as a new rule to the original rules Fumitzuki Gakuen Principal Todou Kaoru Himeji-san and I ended up back to being normal friends. Volume 12, Authors Notes Volume 12, Author''s Notes *This afterword contains materials from the main text. To those readers who have yet to read the main text, please be warned I am grateful to all who purchased this work. This is the author Inoue Kenji. What do you think about the series Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu? The first volume was first sold in January 2007, and this volume 12 is released now, in November 2013. It has been 6 years and 10 months; including the anthology volumes, that makes it 17 volumes in all. Suddenly, I realize that this is a really long strong. Will this final volume meet everyone''s expectations? If you, when reading, suddenly have thoughts of ''I want such friends and allies'', ''I want to try being in this school'' and the like, I as the author will be really delighted. Now then, what follows thereafter is normally the unfunny small talk. This is the final volume though, so I do want to be a little more restrained. This time, I can only use 4 pages for the afterwords, so I guess I should talk about the main story. First, I do have to apologize. If we compare the Taika Reforms in the first volume and this volume, it currently seems that it''s more plausible to say that ''the year isn''t 645''. For the sake of making this story uniform, I continued to keep the answer as 645; there''s a possibility that there is a mistake in this though, so please do take note of thatnow that I mention it, after seeing the changes in such common knowledge, I realize how much time has passed. The Center Test will probably change in the future too. Time really flew by. The next thing is Linne-kun, who had quite the meaningful entrance. Everyone has been guessing what sort of role he would take here, but unfortunately, he''s just in charge of finishing off the loose ends (?). (He did privately mention before what the principal and Takashiro''s 3rd years think about the sponsor, and also about Fumitzuki Gakuen''s position, but please do not associate that with this.) As for the ending, I suppose there are agreements and disagreements with Akihisa''s feelings. However, please remember that in fact, Akihisa did want to confess his feelings to Mizuki in the first volumeno? It''s because the situation has maintained like this that Minami has such a high standing, right? If Linne-kun is the savior to Minami, he would be the harbinger of doom to Mizuki. Huh? What do you mean about Linne-kun''s significance to Hideyoshi? Hmeveryone, please imagine about this yourself. To me, I think that Linne-kun has nothing to Hideyoshi, since I''ll feel lonely if Hideyoshi does have a partner. If Hideyoshi does give up the path of drama and take on the role of an idol, that''ll be really interestingbut I guess he won''t do that even if he''s mentally unsound in some way. Now then, please allow me to go into the customary thanksgiving. To the illustrator Haga-san, I finally got a cover filled with males that I''ve been waiting for! The cover illustrations before these are either those in female outfits or Hideyoshi, but we really got a cover with males this time! I think it''s the perfect cover to the final volume of this series. I really thank you very much! To K-sama, my editor-in-charge, whenever I say ''Sorry that I can''t make it this time'' in a feeble manner, you always answer me in such a reliable manner, ''it''s fine, don''t worry. You''ll get there somehow!. You really are very reliable here, and I do feel guilty about how much of the tough work you had to do behind the scenes. Because of this, the series ''Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu'' is able to make it till this point. I sincerely thank you. To the designer Kaguya-san, I really have to apologize for finishing the questions late, and yet you''re able to come up with such a wonderful quality work. I do admire how a professional does work. To all those involved in the comic, anime and game, the world of Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu is now filled thanks to your hard work, and has finally reached its end without a hitch. I do feel delighed being able to enjoy this world with everyone else. And also, to the readers! Because of you, this Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu is able to be completed! To me, what''s more important than anything else is your existence. I do feel a little apologetic that I received messages like ''I don''t want this to end'', but I''m also grateful, delighted. I really, really want to thank everyone. Those who read my books, who supported me, and who worked with me. Finally, I shall talk about some future plans. The next project may be a new work, or may be another anthology of Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu. As part of this anthology, I plan to write about the stories Akihisa and the rest go through, and also the characters I couldn''t develop in the main story despite introducing them. Right now, I''m currently discussing with my editor-in-charge over this new series. Will it be a fantasy story with a highly developed world? Or a a love story with unshakeable thoughts? Or a detective story with lots of mysteries to be unraveled? All these ideas are really interesting, so I''m wondering what to writelet''s try turning the test and summoned beasts elements in Baka to Tesuto to Shoukanjuu to something else and trying writing. A fantasy with a rich world? True love? What''re you saying? How can I possibly write such things? I guess I should still write about young boys and girls doing stupid things. That''s just my plan for now though. How will it end up? I have no idea. I really do thank you for accompanying me till now. I hope that we''re able to continue meeting again. Volume 12.5, Me, Christmas Eve and the Whirls of Conspiracies (First Half) Volume 12.5, Me, Christmas Eve and the Whirls of Conspiracies (Second Half) "Well seriously, that was a cruel sight in the afternoon." "(nods)" "Really? I was enjoying myself there." It''s night, right after the school activities have ended Everyone''s gathered at my house, celebrating the Silent Night. "Baka onii-chan, thank you for inviting me." "No no, I''m thankful that you''re able to make it here, Hazuki-chan." I pat Hazuki-chan on the head as she continues to thank me, and she closes her eyes comfortably like a cute kitten. "Sorry about that, Aki, there''s a lot of us here, and you had to invite Hazuki along." "It''s fine. Besides, the more the merrier." This time, including the usual gang of me, Yuuji, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini, Himeji-san, Minami and Kirishima-san, there''s also Kudou-san, Hazuki-chan and nee-san, so there''s 10 of us. Looking at this, the living room''s really dazzling right now. If the guys in our class is to see this now, Yuuji, Muttsurini and I will definitely be killed off by them. "Aki, where do we place the gifts?" "Ah, well, nee-san wants them gathered together, so can you put it there?" "Okay. Come on, Hazuki." "Alrighty!" Minami and Hazuki-chan are each carrying a wrapped gift as they head to the next room. Yuuji, Muttsurini and Hideyoshi pass by them, and walk towards me. "This gift exchange really does give a Christmas feel." "Not bad to have such things once in a while." "I''m looking forward to see the unique traits of the chosen presents." Since we have a rare Christmas party right now, I thought of coming up with this gift exchange. The budget for each person cannot be more than 2,000 Yen, and they can buy whatever they want. I wanted to limit the budget to within 500 Yen because of Hazuki-chan, but Minami said "Don''t worry, I''ll give her some money to spend." So I left it to her. "You handed your gifts to nee-san?" "Yeah." "I just did." "(nods)." Once she heard of my plan, my serious sister said ''in that case, there''s a need to make sure nobody knows who prepared which present'', and took up this role. Thanks to her, even I, as the organizer, don''t know whose present is whose. "Speaking of which, Akihisa." "Hm? What is it, Yuuji?" "You did mention that thing to Himeji before, right?" Yuuji asks me, giving me a serious look. And in response to that, I too give a serious look, answering, "Well, of courseit''s a matter of life and death." Yuuji gave me a suggestion regarding today''s gift exchange. I told Himeji-san beforehand that ''I want anything other than food''. "I''m relieved." "If you didn''t want it, she would have prepared something else." "Especially since you have Akira-san making sure you have proper nutrition here." "Yeah, thanks to that, Himeji-san doesn''t have to worry about that." The four of us laugh. Thanks to Yuuji, we can proceed to exchange gifts with relief. At this moment, I see Himeji-san, who''s returning after handing her gift to nee-san, talking with Minami. "I put some handmade cookies inside." "You made something, Minami-chan? I did too.." """""" The conversation between Himeji-san and Minami causes us to sink to the depths of hell. "Wh-what''s the matter with you guys, Muttsurini-kun, everyone?" "Why are you covering faces and shivering, onii-chans?" Kudou-san and Hazuki-chan are worried about us while we''re crying. Looks like we''re fated not to have a nice party today. "Akihisa! Did you really tell her!?" "I-I did! I told her ''we have food and drinks, so bring something else''!" "Then why did it end up like that?" "The temptations of cakes and stuff is troubling~" "Sweets are different from savory food." I can hear the conversation between Kudou-san and Kirishima-san giving me the answer. I-is it because of my poor choice of words!? "Well, it''s Akihisa." "Um, can''t be helped." "Right decision." "Nonono! This responsibility should be on Yuuji for not giving the right advice--" "Oi Himeji! Akihisa wants to get your gift no matter what, so can you give some hint on the appearance?'' "Eh? A hint?" "--Hold it right there Yuujiiii!! Let go of me, Hideyoshi, Muttsurini! I need to hurry and stop that idiot!" "This is fate." "Just accept this obediently." Hideyoshi and Muttsurini press me down while I''m trying to stop Yuuji. Is this the only moment when everyone''s combination is perfect!? "Ahaha. I''m happy that Akihisa-kun''s thinking of me like this, but I think such cheating isn''t right." "That might be the case, but please understand that Akihisa''s feelings." "No, it''s fine, because--" "Give up already, Akihisa!" "You''re being dishonest." "It''s not that kind of person, okay! This is a matter of my own life--" "That''s because I prepared one specially for Akihisa-kun." "Well, Himeji-san, if possible, do you mind telling me the unique traits of your present?" The moment I heard Himeji-san''s words, I''m mentally prepared, and I ask her with a refreshed tone while Hideyoshi and Muttsurini are pulling me. (T-this bastard!) (He wants us to follow him to his demise!?) (Evil!) Since my death''s a done deal, I have to ask Himeji-san for the unique characteristics of her gift, and then I''ll wait for Yuuji and the others to get that gift. As for why that''s the case, we''re buddies, sworn brothers. We''re to be born together on the same day, and die together on the same day. "You can''t do this, Akihisa-kun, Sakamoto-kun. This is considered cheating." Himeji-san raises her finger to criticize me. That action''s cute, but I can''t forget the fact that she''s trying to end my life here. "Where is it?" "No means no. A game is about following the rules so that it can be enjoyed, you know?" Himeji-san leaves these words and turns away to leave to stop us from having such thoughts. (((Saving my own life''s more important than the rules))) And as we watch her leave, we''re shivering in fear due to this death game that is about to happen. """Merry Christmas.""" The Christmas Party begins in such an atmosphere. We''re chatting away happily, eating the food that''s crammed all over the table. "Eh? Did you bake this one, Sakamoto-kun?" "Yeah, I got here early today, so I borrowed his steam oven. It''s an event food, so I added lots of spices to add flavor. Does it fit your tastes" "It''s nice." "Yeah. I didn''t expect Sakamoto to cook such a large thing until it''s so flavorful." "Controlling the heat is as easy as adjusting the settings. If I have to mention any tips to this, you have to make a slit on the turkey, and then add sliced almonds and salt inside." "The breast meat isn''t dry." "I added butter and olives there, or else it''ll be too bland." The turkey Yuuji cooked does feel like it''s a ''manly cuisine'', but he really put in a lot of effort controlling the heat and flavoring. This guy''s always good at making large portions of food and hot pot. "Hazuki never thought you would be able to cook this well, big brother. Amazing~" "You can quickly pick up on it if you help out often at home, pipsqueak." "Seriously, Hazuki isn''t a pipsqueak." "Hahaha, is that so?" Yuuji teases Hazuki-chan for quite a bit as he laughs. An only child like him is probably overwhelmed by cuteness when he sees a little sister character like Hazuki-chan. "Did you make this bread-like sweet, Shimada?" "Yeah, it''s called Stollen. Back in Germany, we eat it during Christmas." "A German pastry? Since you made it, Minami-san, I suppose it has a local flavor to it." "I do like this one a lot~the sweetness and texture really is nice~" Kudou-san digs into the sweet Minami made called the ''Stollen'', giving a satisfied smile. This Stollen refers to a German bread filled with all kinds of dried fruits and nuts inside, baked and then layered with icing sugar. After it''s done, it is left aside so that the flavor can be absorbed, making it sweeter. I had a taste, and it''s true that the surface feels fluffy and crisp, while the inside is soft, and has a fruity flavor to it, which blends in perfectly with the sweetness, making it really delicious. "So, did you make the rest, Yoshii-kun?" Kudou-san eats the Stollen as she looks at the food on the table, saying this, "Yeah, I guess." "Akihisa-kun''s good with this as usual." "Nothing to complain about Aki when it comes to this." "Yoshii will make a wonderful bride in the future." "I don''t think I can be happy about this praise" Should I have gone for large food stuff like Yuuji did? Thinking about this, I look at what I did. Smoked salmon and olives salad, Lasagna with shredded cheese and meat sauce between the layers, Quiche with bacon, wieners and ham, and I also tried making some Bagna Cuda. There''s a lot of people here to eat, so I can try some cuisines I hardly try, so I''m sorta happy about this. And while we''re laughing, "Speaking of which, Himeji, Shimada." "Hm?" "What''s the matter?" "Do your presents need to be kept cold?" Yuuji''s ignites the start to the present hunt (shoving to each other?) Normally, in such typical battles between us, the first one to attack will often be crushed by others. Even though this should be the usual pattern, (Right, good going, Yuuji!) (Nice question there.) (Won''t make it suspicious.) This time, we''re quietly cheering for Yuuji in our hearts. Actually, we''re in an alliance to collect intel right now. As for why that''s the case. (It''ll be terrible if Shimada''s sister is to get that one.) (We got to make sure Hazuki-chan doesn''t get to draw that!) (That''s not something that can be eaten by kids.) As for why that''s the case, it''s because Hazuki-chan''s around. Leaving aside the other girls who went through the purgatory of the black hot pot, it''s too much to let her eat Himeji-san''s cooking when she''s so young. That''s why we''ve decided to worked together to find Himeji-san''s present, and then make sure Hazuki-chan won''t draw it. First, we''ll work together to find Himeji-san''s present. And then we''ll betray each other. "? My present?" "? What do you mean?" "No, well. Didn''t you girls say that you made some good? If it''s raw or something, won''t it be ruined or something?" Yuuji''s smiling. It looks like he''s really worried about their foods. This guy''s probably trying to get some intel. If they''re to suddenly exclaim "Sorry, I forgot! I''ll put it in the fridge no!", there''s a huge chance that we''ll get to see what the present is like, and even if we can''t see, once it''s refrigerated, we can hold it in our hands and find out. If we have something like ''it''s okay, I got a coolant'', we can also consider that. "I''m fine. It won''t be ruined. This answer is to be expected. What we heard from the conversation was that Minami made ''handmade cookies'', so there''s no need to refrigerate them. "Yes, me too." "I see." Looks like Himeji-san''s food doesn''t need to be refrigerated either. Anyway, we got a hint. "Then, any problems with how it''s placed?" "There''s a chance it''s upside down." This time, it''s Hideyoshi and Muttsurini asking. Himeji-san and Minami ponder for a little while, "No problems at all." "Me too. It''s more or less okay, I think." Now we have more clues. Even if it''s tilted, I don''t think it''ll spill out. Okay, now I should be asking from another direction. "Speaking of exchanging gifts, I forgot to confirm this with you." "Yes?" "What is it, Aki?" "I intend to let everyone pass the presents around as the music play, so are your presents heavy?" How about I ask about the size and weight? "I''m okay." "Ummine''s a little large, but it''s fine." (Alright!) We can''t help but do victory poses in our hearts. Now we know Himeji-san''s present is ''a little large, but it''s not so large and heavy for Hazuki-chan to carry''. """""" The four of us exchange glances, and we nod. This is where we''ll stop asking; if they''re getting suspicious, they''ll start to feel uneasy about moving the presents around, and it''ll be troublesome if we end up doing a lucky draw. "Oh yeah, Akihisa. I feel like having some coffee now. You mind if I borrow your kitchen?" "Ah, I''ll go brew some. I feel like having some anyway." "Is it okay? I''d like to go too." "Me too." We call out in unison as we leave our seats. Our strategy meeting will be held in the kitchen. We have more than enough clues now. "What do you guys think?" "What else to think about?" "Yeah, it''s very obvious now." "(Nods)." The four of us are gathered in the kitchen, discussing. Based on what we got, we''re exchanging suggestions on what the dangerous item might be. The item doesn''t need to be refrigerated. The item doesn''t come with a coolant. The item isn''t heavy. The item''s a little large . Looking at these 4 hints, the food mostly likely here is-- (((--A Chiffon cake!))) Our eyes glow. Based on the information we obtained, the ingredient fees and others, we can guess that it''s something similar to that. The result of our teamwork allows us to obtain some critical information. In that case, what''s next is-- "Himeji-san''s present is probably some handmade chocolate or something." "No. It''s probably a senbei box or something, right?" "Surely it has to be mixed jelly." "It''s definitely biscuits." And then, everyone''s trying to bluff against each other, vying for supremacy. The special job is done, and we''re now enemies. This is an important battle on how to stuff the dangerous item to each other. "It can''t be senbei. This isn''t the season for it." "Won''t the mixed jelly seep out if it''s put sideways?" "Biscuits can''t possibly be this bad." "If it''s chocolate, you have to refrigerate it." Everyone''s denying each other''s ideas. Oh dear. "Seriously? Everyone has different suggestions." "That means we can''t be sure of this." "I''d say it can''t be help." "We just have to leave it to luck later." The four of us are giving each other the ''guess we got no choice look''. Ahaha. Seriously. "(Bam) nee-san! I guess I should take over hosting the presents after all!" "We can''t let you do that, Akihisa! Akira-san! Leave it to me!" "What are you two say? I''d say that I''m most suited for doing this!" "This is should done by the quiet and fair me!" All of us are trying to be the first to get to nee-san, who has the presents arranged in the next room. We''re tripping each other, pulling at each other''s shirts, and after a long tussle, we manage to make it to her. "It''s fine. I can do it all myself." """""" That one line from nee-san caused us to return to the living room dejectedly. "Now then, how about we start exchanging the presents?" """Okay.""" """""" This line from nee-san cause us to be on thin ice. Every action we do from now on with be linked directly to Hazuki-chan and our lives, so this is to be expected. "When I play the music, please pass the presents around to the one beside you. Once it stops, you may accept the presents you are holding." Once she said this, nee-san switches on the radio power. I guess it''s we''re using that to play the music. "I didn''t know what kind of music I should play at first, but I chose a song everyone is very familiar with, and everyone can enjoy it." "(Beep)! I''ll sing a birthday song for nee-san! Haapppyy birsuday! Tooyooouu? HappiiBirsuday2yuu--" "NOOOOOO!!!" A familiar singing voice can be heard from the music. Isn''t that the birthday present I gave nee-san when I was in elementary school? "Stop it, nee-san! This isn''t something for others to hear!" "But look, Aki-kun. Don''t you see everyone enjoying this a lot?" "(Snickers) That''s quite some good singing there, Akihisa." "(Snickers) Older sisters will be happy to receive such gifts from their younger siblings." "(Snickers) Yoshii-kun really was cute back then." "Stop ittt!!!" It''s inhumane to sacrifice me for everyone''s enjoyment! Shouldn''t everyone be part of the punishment so that everyone can enjoy it?" "How about this CD?" "No, I think this CD is better." "No problems." "Is this what baka onii-chan sang when he was younger? Hazuki-chan wants to hear this too" "No, don''t do that! Play another tune, please!" "Really? I guess I don''t have a choice then." Nee-san tinkers with the radio, and switches the tone. And then, a customary Christmas song echoes, one that can normally be heard on the streets. "I''ll sing the next one then! Jingle Bellsz? Jingle Bellsz?" --And again the singer is me. "" "Erm, Akira-san. Akihisa-kun has been squirming and shivering over there with his head low for quite a while" "He''s probably too anxious to receive the present that he''s jumpy now." This isthis is! "I can''t leave the music to you, nee-san! I should be the one playing the music in the first place!" "Oh, wait, Akihisa." "Don''t you you can get away with trying that in this mess." "Can''t be careless here." Tch! It was a perfect chance here! Left with no choice, I can only head into the room to get a mainstream media CD, and I put it inside the player. In the meantime, nee-san brings in the presents from the next room. "Now then, everyone. Please take a present, and once the music starts, pass it to your left." """Okay~""" All the members are seated in a circle, the presents put on the laps. The music is set to play until it stops at the set time. In fact, if I know when the music stops, I can control where the presents go, but "What''s the matter, Aki-kun? Why are you looking at nee-san like this?" "Ah, it''s nothing" Nee-san''s giving me that same old poker face again, and I can''t tell how many minutes she set. That player isn''t precise to the second, so I can only just try to dump the dangerous present to a certain person. "Now then, is everyone ready?--Start." She may have been a student who studied overseas, but nee-san''s ''start'' certainly sounds Japanese. And with this command, the music begins. We start to pass the presents to the ones on our left, and receive the presents from our right. "This really is nostalgic." "I haven''t done this since I was in elementary school~" "Hazuki did this last year, you know?" Himeji-san, Kudou-san and Hazuki are having their cheery conversation. As for the 4 of us, we''re widening our eyes, glaring at each other with eyes of one with a deep, deep grudge. There are 10 presents, It''s quite a few of them, but luckily, half of them are small enough to be lifted with one hand. Amongst the 10, 5 of them are large boxes, but 3 of them aren''t tall enough. If it''s a Chiffon cake, it''s probably a little taller. Himeji-san''s present is probably one of the remaining 2 boxes then. One of them is green, and the other is red. Which one is the real one? The green box is passed to my hands, and once I receive it, I hand it to the side. ''clack'', at this moment, it sounds like a little box of something inside it. (This iswell,it''s definitely the red one!) If a soft thing like a Chiffon cake or something else is put into the box, normally, it would be fastened down to prevent it from moving. It sounds like something hard, so I can guess that the green one is the safe one. "!" I sensed some presence, and so I lift my head. At this moment, "(Swoosh)" "(Swoosh)" "(Swoosh)" Yuuji, Hideyoshi and Muttsurini immediately avert their eyes. These guysthey''re watching me to see if I found anything dangerous! Looks like those 3 have determined their target as the red one. Now all that''s left is to push it onto each other. The key to winning this is to see who ends up with the red box in the end. On a side note, this is how we''re seated, MeYuujiKudou-sanNee-sanMinamiHimeji-sanMuttsuriniKirishima-sanHazuki-chanHideyoshiMe For me, as long as I can control the time, I''ll just hand the bomb over to Yuuji when the time''s almost up. "~?~?~?" A relaxing, fast-paced song can be heard from the audio player. And when I look at the clock, I see that 1 minute and 50 seconds have passed. In other words, if the time is set at 2 minutes, there''s still another 10 seconds! The one holding the red present right now is probably nee-san. Looking at how things will keep up, it''ll probably end up with Muttsurini or Kirishima-san. After Kirishima-san would be Hazuki-chan and Hideyoshi, and before her would be Muttsurini. Please let Muttsurini receive the present. While the three of us, the safe ones, are planning, "Tempo up." "~?~?~?" """What!?""" The rhythm suddenly got faster, and everyone starts to pass the presents faster. With 5 seconds left, the present passes Hazuki-chan. With 3 seconds left, the present passes Hideyoshi. With 1 second left, the present reaches me. "Here, Yuuji, for you!" "Woah hoo, my shoelaces!" "You aren''t wearing it at all, right!? You aren''t wearing shoes now, right!?" And right when I''m about to hurry and pass off the box, Yuuji suddenly bends down, putting his hands on his shock. Y-you bastard! You don''t want to take this one!? The clock stops right at 2 minutes, and the red present still remains in my hands. "~?~?~?" However, the tune continues. I-I''m saved "Well, this is for you, Yuuji. I know you aren''t wearing shoes. Don''t try and pull a fast one next time." "TchI got it, Akihisa. That was just a little joke." I warn Yuuji not to try the same bluff again, and he clicks his tongue, showing a smile so that the others won''t find out. This bastard! Don''t think I''ll forget about this! "I''d say, Muttsurini, it''s a foul to use the remote there." "Sorry." Muttsurini doesn''t sound apologetic in his apology. This guy realized that he''s in danger, and used the remote to forward the tune. I can''t relax at all! "~?~?~?" The audio speed is readjusted again, and the presents are passed at normal speed. The next danger period is 3 minutes. If it''s too long, we''ll be tired, and if it''s too short, we can''t get excited. I can expect 3 minutes to be the most likely timing. Right now, the time is 2 minutes and 15 seconds. It''ll take about 5 seconds to pass a present around, so if I deduct that time from 3 minutes, divided by the number of people-- "1~ 4~ 3~ 7~ 6~" Who''s muttering some unrelated numbers there!? I can''t count! "?what''s the matter, Yuuji?" "No. I just thought of counting out of a sudden.Don''t mind me." This guythis guy''s been getting in my way all this time! Well, even though I can''t calculate it, I can at least guess where it''s going to go. Looking at this pace--if we''re going in this order, it''ll be Hideyoshi, me, Yuuji and Kudou-san. (--Eh? That means?) Suddenly an idea appears in my head. Yuuji already predicted where the present will reach, and it''s right near me. (Speaking of which, if I''m in his position.) Right when I''m letting some ideas swirl around in my mind, I try to pass the present to Yuuji, who''s beside me. "For you, Yuuji--ow" "Woah hoo, sorry, Akihisa." Bam, Yuuji''s elbow hits mine. Thi-this is! "Ow, looks painful" "Are you two alright?" While everyone''s attention on us, the present stops moving. "Ahh, yeah, I''m fine." Yuuji passes off the present to the next one. At the same time, the game continues. Wanting to be sure, I have a look at Yuuji''s face. At that moment. "(Smirks.)" This guy''s giving me such a look, his lips curling in an evil manner. As I had expected! After seeing Yuuji''s expression, there''s no doubt in me. This guy''s definitely manipulating the time here. If he can tell where it''s going to me, Yuuji will definitely make sure that I end up doing it. Why do you say that I''m so confident of that? Of course that''s because I''ll do the same if I''m in his position. The reason he knocked my in the elbow is to buy some time. In other words, if this keeps up, if nothing else happens, the red present will reach my hands. --Right, if nothing happens. We continue to pass the presents along with the rhythm. And after circling around once, the red present reaches my hands again. Yuuji and Hideyoshi are staring at me with shocked eyes. "Wh-what''s going on!?" "Akihisa, you bastard!?" "Hm? What''s the matter?" It''s no wonder why they''re so shocked. The present that''s supposed to be in Hideyoshi''s hands is now in Hazuki-chan''s hands. "You bastard, you skipped a present, didn''t you!" Yuuji glares me with vengeance. Yup. Once I knew that Yuuji''s manipulating the time, I use the chaos to keep the red present in my hands, and pass the present that was passed to me directly to Yuuji--simply put, it''s a ''present swap''. Right now, my safety can be assured. As for why. "It''s your fault for timing this too well." "Damn it, you bastard!" Right now, the time''s 2 minutes and 50 seconds, another 10 seconds till 3 minutes. The red present is now with nee-san. There''s still another 7 seconds; It''s passed from Minami to Himeji-san. 5 seconds left, Muttsurini receives it. At the rate this is goingthe dangerous item will pass by Hazuki-chan, and then it''ll hit Hideyoshi. This is to be expected. The present that was supposed to reach me was switched by me, and it''s a spot later. Because of that, there''s nothing anyone can do. Hideyoshi will receive the red present right at the 3 minute mark. Sorry, Hideyoshi! You got to blame Yuuji for not being willing to receive it. I''ll go down to hell to meet you later, so before then, wait in peace! The clock placed by the living room is pointe at 3 minutes. If the time ends at 3 minutes, everything will be over! I gulp nervously, waiting for it to change. "~?~?~?" And the music continues on. "Eh?" "What the? It''s not over yet?" "Unexpectedly long." Now then, is the time set to 4 minutes? The presents continue to be passed. The red present passes by Hideyoshi, and lands in my lap. "~?~?~?" """Eh?""" The music just so happens to stop. "Okay, let''s stop." Once nee-san stops, all over us look stunned as we look down at the presents on our knees. I''m holding the red box, something I can''t deny no matter how I look at it. The time''s also 3 minutes and 2 seconds. What''s going on? "Oh deary me. Sorry to all of you." Hideyoshi scratches his head, saying to us while we''re look confused. "--It''s a very familiar tune, so I couldn''t help but sing along." "Eh!?" That means that Hideyoshi has been singing ever since the tune ended!? "I see. Hideyoshi-kun is good at singing after all." "It''s true that I didn''t feel that the music was coming from the player, but from beside me." "Really? Hazuki can''t tell any difference from the CD." "Kinosheeta-kun''s amazing~" "Even I didn''t figure it out." "Don''t praise me now. I''ll be embarrassed." Hideyoshi looks embarrassed as she pinches at her face. "I was too mesmerized with the song, and I accidentally sang too much of itwell, it''s fine, right?" "Yeah. There''s no need to be so fussy about it. It''s fine." "Yeah. Nobody will want someone else''s presents like a spoiled brat. It''s fine." "No problems." "No, but--" And it looks like they''re trying to shut down my objection. "It''s fine, Hideyoshi." "There''s no need to do this again." Yuuji and Muttsurini beam as they give their thumbs up. "Let''s unwrap our presents now." """Okay.""" Anyway, everyone''s present is decided, and it''s now time to observe everyone''s reactions of either joy or sadnessguess I got no other choice here. I''ll just prepare to accept my doom. It is fated for me. Another one''s nothing to me! "I''ll start opening my present then." Minami unwraps it, and takes out the contents. "Hm? is this a DVD?" "Yeah. I''d say that I chose the ''Recommended Theater Performances DVD''." Hideyoshi''s present is a DVD with dramas inside it. It''s really just like her. "It''s an all-ages work that can be shown to families. It''s interesting, so please laugh to your hearts content." "Eh~ it''s perfect, Hazuki. Let''s watch it once we get back." "Okay!" Minami and Hazuki-chan looks rather happy. Even I''m feeling healed just thinking of them enjoying the DVD together. "Eh? Hideyoshi and I nearly got the same thing." "Hm? Did you buy a DVD too, Akihisa?" "No, that''s not it--But nee-san''s present is from me." "Is that so? I''ll open it then." Nee-san then unwraps the present. Inside it are several books. "It''s the manga set I recommend. There''s a lot of interesting ones, but the ones I recommend most are the stories where the underground monsters are captured and cooked into delicious food--" There are women and a kid participating, so I chose about 3 copies of all-ages manga and put them in." "I see. It''s a cooking manga." I never thought nee-san would get it, but despite how old-fashioned she looks, she does read them, so it''s probably something she likes. "I suppose that the hidden meaning in these lines is that you wish for me to start cooking, Aki-kun." "No, the ingredients used here are all fantasy" I have a heartfelt thought that it''s really a good thing that I didn''t choose any actual cooking manga. "Then it''s my turn next--eh?" Kudou-san reaches out to unwrap her present, only to stop. "What''s the matter, Kudou-san?" "It''s nothing. I just thought that I drew my own present." Then what''s the matter?" "Ermah, it''s Muttsurini-kun''s right? How about you open yours?" Kudou-san says as she watches the present in Muttsurini''s hands. "???" Once he opens that present. "Hm." "Ahaha, it''s the same present after all." Kudou-san and Muttsurini have the same presents, digital photo frames. These photo frames can display digital photos on the screen. That definitely suits Muttsurini there. "Got to mention, that''s from me" "I know right? It felt like it''s something I would expect from you, Muttsurini-kun." Both of them chose the same presents, and they manage to give it to each other. The chances of that should be really low here. "I got it. Well, this is for the better, I think. I did choose this present based on my own preferences after all." Kudou-san''s beaming away. "Eh? Do you like such things, Aiko?" "Sort of. I do find cameras, little recorders and stuff very interesting." I can''t help but recall that peeping incident. Now that she mentioned it, Kudou-san does use such stuff "This is amazing Both of you chose the same presents and exchanged it. It''s like you''re a fated pair!" "Eh? Really? What do you think, Muttsurini-kun?" "That isn''t true." "Ahaha. You don''t have to be so embarrassed. Kudou-san is definitely teasing Muttsurini here. At this moment, Kirishima-san is probably affected by Hazuki-chan''s words ''you''re a fated pair'', and she slowly reaches her hand out, putting it on her present. "I''ll open it too." Kirishima-san has a present the size of a pencil case. Whose present is that? Just as everyone''s wondering about this, Yuuji raises his hand unhappily. "Ah, it''s from me." "Fated." "It''s just a coincidence." "The thing inside definitely goes well with me." "Relax. That''s impossible." Kirishima-san probably felt some form of telepathy as she eagerly opens the wrapping. Once she opens it, she find that it''s a pretty looking paper knife. "I found it at a convenience store. How about it? I think it''s rather decent at this price, isn''t it?" Yuuji proudly mentions this. However, I have a different opinion on Yuuji''s present. "Seriouslyyou can handle most of the stuff well, Yuuji, but you''re so useless when it comes to such stuff." "Hm? What do you mean, Akihisa?" "No. A high school student, a girl, probably have no use for a paper knife even if she receives it, right?" "Ah." Yuuji gives a ''I dun goofed'' face. He probably saw that it was nice looking, and forgot the nature of it. Amusingly, he was unexpectedly a romanticist when confessing to Kirishima-san. "So-sorry about that, Shouko. I''ll get you something else next time." "No, this will do." Kirishima-san happily puts the paper knife in front of her chest. "This is, the best thing for me." And then, she happily repeats here. "You sure? I can take that and give you something else." "There''s no need for that. This is what you found and like, Yuuji. And--" She holds the grip firmly. "--This is you informing me of your determination, Yuuji, ''If I have a mistress, use this to kill me''." "Alrighhhhtttt I''m definitely getting you something else tomorrow." I see. If I think about it this way, Kirishima-san definitely can use this paper knife. The cool flair really does suit her well, and it really has a lot of benefits, she can''t really use cellphones, often have to deal with letters and books, and it can be used to assassinate Yuuji. "I''ll go if it''s a date. I don''t want anything else." "A date? What are you saying?" "that." Kirishima-san points at Yuuji''s present, saying, "Hm? What''s with this?" "It''s from me." "" "So I say, it''s fated." Yuuji, having this pointed out to him, silently unwraps it. "A pair of tickets to a movie, huh?" "(Nods)." "Thanks Shouko. I''ll sell these important babies online." "We can watch it together." "Wait wait wait! This paper knife isn''t meant for you to do that!" Yuuji has a paper knife right at his neck, and it''s giving a chilling shine. He got movie tickets from Kirishima-san, and if he refuses, he''ll be punished by her. I see. "I really feel that there''s a strong fate at work here." "It''s basically indicating Yuuji''s future here." "No way to escape." "Are you guys are saying that I''ll be stabbed to death one day!?" This is his destiny. Just as some living things get killed by their fangs piercing through their heads, Yuuji will probably be fated to die under a certain person''s knife. "Then, what''smine?" Hideyoshi gives a nervous look for an instant, and reaches out to the present. The reason why she''s so nervous is because she got the green box. The danger is only second to that of my red box. There''s also a chance that the box she''s holding is the really dangerous one. If possible, I hope she gets it" "Hm? This is a muffle and a reindeer badge?" "Ah, that''s from Hazuki!" "" "Aki-kun. Why do you look so disappointed?" Well, I knew that "It can be used for this season. Thanks." Hideyoshi places the muffler on her neck. "It really does fit you, Hideyoshi-kun." "Just nice." "Yeah. Nice fit for you, Hideyoshi?" "Really? Thanks then." (((--You''re really like a high school girl.))) I guess it''s better not to mention our true thoughts. If we do so, Hideyoshi will either be angry, or dejected. "But this muffler does look really impressive. Was the budget enough?" "It''s enough. The old uncle at the shop gave Hazuki an added bonus, and it''s really nice too~" The bonus probably refers to that badge. I never thought Hazuki-chan would buy such things. Once I have a thought that Minami may have helped her out, I''m starting to feel fuzzy inside my heart. "It''s my turn next." Himeji-san is holding a box that''s 15cm wide. What''s inside it?" "Erm~ this isgloss, I guess?" "Gross?" Muttsurini asks as he doesn''t have an impression on this thing. Seriously, Muttsurini, you don''t understand this thing? "Isn''t this something we normally hear in class, how to make our execution methods more gross?" "You''re stupid, Akihisa. This means a unit of dozens here, you know?" "You guys, if you don''t know, just say so." I feel that I heard of that before, but" "Lip gloss." "Basically, it''s something similar to lipstick, Muttsurini-kun." "Right right, I was about to say that just now." "Nearly got it." "Well, if you guys say so, I''d guess that''s it." I see. Lipstick huh? I learned something now. "So may I know who gave this present?" "Me." In response to Himeji-san''s question, nee-san raises her hand. Looking at this situation, I''m guessing she''s the only one who would choose a lipstick. "A professional makeup artist I know recommended this for me. It''s targeted at teenagers, and doesn''t have color, so it''s rather decent." "Wow! Thank you very much!" Himeji-san happily takes out the lipstick (is it a lipstick?). The other girls are staring at her present enviously. "W-wait a sec, nee-san?" "What''s the matter, Aki-kun?" "It''s okay that Himeji-san just so happened to get this, but there are guys here, you know?" "Yes, that is correct." "But what do you intend to do if Yuuji, Muttsurini or me gets it!?" "Akihisa." "Kinosheeta, it''s useless to retort about this now." "That''s right, Kinosheeta-kun. It''s too late." "" While I''m giving her the question ''how can boys possibly use lipstick'', nee-san''s giving me a confused ''why are you asking such a question'' look. "I think this isn''t much of an issue" "Eh? What?" "I suppose that all of you will have more opportunities to cross-dress, Aki-kun." """""" I guess that us, who are unable to retort back on the spot, really went through lives far different ordinary high school boys. "Anyway, what did you get, Akihisa-kun?" "Hm? I''ll open it now--eh?" "? What''s the matter?" I can''t help but turn to look at Himeji-san. She''s giving me a stunned look. Wa-wait a sec! This is weird! That question Himeji-san just mentioned, doesn''t that mean that what I''m holding isn''t her present? "Ho-how can that be!?" I frantically unwrap the present. Inside the red box is, "A capand cookies?" "Those are from me." The present''s from Minami. In that case, that means the one who got Himeji-san''s present is-- "Hazuki''s present is from pretty onee-chan''s then!" "That''s right, but it''s embarrassing to be called this" What is this!? Hazuki-chan got the present! That''s the worst case scenario here! "Eh? But" "? What''s the matter, baka onii-chan?" Hazuki-chan''s holding a small package that can fit a book ticket. It''s hard to imagine something so small containing a Chiffon cake or any other handmade food. Did Himeji-san only make some handmade food for me, and there''s none here? "Well, it''s fine." "???" Hazuki-chan can''t help but tilt her head in confusion. Too bad I couldn''t bring Yuuji and the others for the ride, but I did manage to save a young life. "Aki. Do you not want my present?" Minami''s giving a conflicted face, looking at me worriedly. Oh, no no. "That''s not it. Not at all. What I was worried about is now settled." "? What are you saying?" "It''s my own stuff. Don''t mind." There''s nothing to worry. Again, I look at Minami''s present. Inside it is a cool looking, caramel-colored duckbill cap. "Heh~ a cap? How about this, does it suit me?" I immediately take it out, and fit it on me." "Yep, it''s fine." "Ahaha, I''ll be spoiled by those praises there." The cap color feels unisex, and the size is adjustable. I''m guessing that Minami''s tastes and feminine charms are rather high since she''s able to choose such a present. "But it''s an outlet item, so there''s a seam at the back." Now that she mentioned it, I have a look at the back of the cap. It''s true that it''s in an obvious spot, but even so, nobody can see it when it''s inside, and I really think it''s not a problem. "Thanks Minami. I''ll treasure these well." "I''ll be worried if you treasure the cookies well though?" The cookies are shaped as stars, fitting for Christmas. There''s fruits and chocolates inside them, and they''re really delicious. I''ll enjoy them well. "Now then, it''s time for Hazuki''s present!" With an enthusiastic voice, Hazuki-chan begins to unwrap her present with glee. While Hazuki-chan continues to do so, I whisper softly to Himeji-san beside me, "What is your present, Himeji-san?" "Erm, I gave her something a little big." "Eh? But it looks very small here." "Yes. That''s why--" Himeji-san looks at the package Hazuki-chan is holding. "Wow, a Christmas card. Erm''present exchange''?" """What?""" "Ah yes, the Christmas card is inside it for another purpose." We''ve been had! We never thought of this before! She said that it''s fine that it''s large, and that''s referring to how it can be given to that person later!" "I''ll go get it for you, Hazuki-chan. Please wait." "Okay! Hazuki will enjoy it!" Once Hazuki-chan''s responded, Himeji-san proceeds to the next room to get the actual present. And while we''re all watching, the four of us are, (Akihisa, go for it!) (I don''t wanna! I got one for myself! Muttsurini should do this once in a while!) (The iron-stomach Hideyoshi should go.) (This is the time for the strong Yuuji with strong resistance to take action!) We''re all pushing the responsibility of who''s going to eat it. Looks like we got to snatch the present before it ends up in Hazuki-chan''s mouth! "I kept you waiting, Hazuki-chan." "Thank you very much." Himeji-san hands the present over, and Hazuki-chan receives it with both hands. (In that case, we''re all going to die together. Once it opens, we''re dealing with it!) (No other choice here!) (Got it.) (It can''t be helped.) "It''s large. What is it??" Hazuki-chan hums as she unwraps the present. And appearing from within--is a large bear plushie. "Wow~ Isn''t this the bear P-san?" """Eh?""" All of us are dumbfounded. "W-wait, Himeji" "Didn''t you say it''s handmade?" "Yeah. This is my handmade plushie, you know?" Now that she mentioned it, I recall the conversation between Himeji-san and Minami. "I put some handmade cookies inside." "You made something, Minami-chan? I did too" It''s true that Himeji-san never said that it was handmade. "Really~ Thank goodness." "I was already mentally prepared to have hospital food for a week." Why are all of you looking so relieved?" Himeji-san looks confused as she watches us relax. We thought things will get out of hand. It''s really a divine joy that there''s no homicide on Christmas Eve. "Thank goodness, Hazuki-chan." "Yes." Hazuki-chan looks delighted as she hugs the plushie. In any case, thank goodness. "But well, if we''re to get the plushie, it''ll be awkward for us." "That''s fair." Thinking about this, it''s as what Yuuji said. Cute goes with cute, and if we got it, we''ll be somewhat troubled by it. While we''re laughing away, Himeji-san tells us with a smile. "It''s fine. In such a situation--" """Hm?""" "I have another present prepared for this." Bam, there''s some box placed in front of us. "Hi-Himeji-san, this is?" "This is a present if it''s a boy." She answers this, puffing her large chest proudly. I see. This is to be expected of a careful person. She prepared that gift voucher and would have given different presents based on who that person is. She put in quite some thought into it. But regardless of that. """""" We''re all staring at the box in front of us. "I say, Himeji." "One question." "What''s in this box?" "Yes. I heard that boys don''t like sweet stuff, so I made some Chiffon cake that''s not too sweet!" "Good for you, Akihisa." "You''re one lucky guy, Akihisa." "Rejoice, Akihisa." "No, I can''t finish this alone. It''s a rare chance, so let''s tuck in, everyone." "It''s fine. I prepared another one just for you, Akihisa-kun!" "You hear that, everyone? Thank goodness!" "No no no, I think it''s best for the both of you to share this love together." "Of course! It''s just an appetizer for you, Akihisa!" "and the taste will be different." "Not at all! There''s definitely the same things inside them, right, Himeji-san!?" I ask. "No, there''s definitely a difference.:" Himeji-san shyly answers. "What I''m giving Akihisa-kun is infused with lots of love." This really is what they call the killing words, I guess. Volume 12.5, Me, Kindred Souls and Flipping of Skirts Volume 12.5, Me, Kindred Souls and Flipping of Skirts "I think it''s very unfair." On a certain day, after school. I''m in the classroom, saying this to Yuuji and Muttsurini, "The structure of your brain?" "That''s the rudest words you said right from the get-go, Muttsurini." "For a human, it should be your entire body functions." "Are you cursed to not talk without insulting others or something?" Besides, aren''t you two like double that of scumbags and trash or something? "So, what''s the unfair thing about?" Yuuji, who uses an insult as a greeting, enters the main point. "Well, to put it, how we''re treated." "What is it this time?" "We''re already used to it." "What''s with you two being so weak?" "Or rather, I don''t know what you''re talking about this time." "Same." Both Yuuji and Muttsurni are looking at me as though I''m saying something weird here. These damned champion failures! "Now then, think of the school festivals, seaside trips, summer festivals and all sorts of scenes in TV dramas." ""?"" Yuuji and Muttsurini look confused, but they proceed to do so anyway. "Opening a cafe with cute girls wearing maid outfits, classmates who are shy because they''re wearing swimsuits, cute girls who''re embarrassed because they''re praised for wearing a yukata. Do you have such scenes in your minds now?" "Yeah." "Really great." Good good. Then. "Now how about you compare that with what we experienced over the past year doing the same things?" Me dressed in a maid outfit. Muttsurini who was forced into a female swimsuit to lure Yuuji and me out. Yuuji who''s dressed in an unsuitable yukata and forced to sit on the pageant stage. "--Don''t you find it weird?" ""It''s weird!"" Both Yuuji and Muttsurini exclaim as they widen their eyes in unison. "Why is it that we''re the center of all the embarrassing things here?" "Swimsuits are supposed to be centered around girls!" "Yeah! That''s what I want to talk about!" No matter what it was, it was embarrassing to keep thinking about it. It was the same when we''re playing strip poker. The girls should be shyly stripping and giving both Yuuji and me eye candy, so why is it that us guys have to be the ones naked and clinging onto Ironman!? "Now that you mention it, it''s weirdwhy were we so willing to accept that treatment!" "We''re blind!" Both of them are shivering in rage. Right right. I''m happy that they understand that. ""This is--basically us being treated like Akihisa!"" "Wait a sec!" It looks like these two really have a tendency to look down on me. I guess they''re basically F class students given how they don''t know that I''m better off than them. "Anyway, this is what I mean by being unfair." "I think I get the gist of it. You do make some sense from time to time." "These are the finest words you have ever said in this century, Akihisa." "It''s really great that you two can understand." I shall pretend that I don''t know that there''s another 80 years and more in this century then. "Now then, what will you do?" "Hm?" "Now that you said this much, you probably thought of doing something now, right?" Yuuji stares at my face. Hm. That''s a good question. In fact-- "Flipping skirts." "Let''s do it right now." "Sit down Muttsurini, I haven''t explained anything yet." As to be expected of Muttsurini. He already prepared 4 cameras in two hands the moment he heard those words. "Akihisa, what about flipping skirts now?" "Hm, well, the reason why we''re being treated so unfairly is because we''re cornered by the girls most of the time." "So we''re flipping their skirts. Leave it to me." "Wait. Anyway, let me finish what I want to say first. I manage to get Muttsurini to chill. There''s a high chance this guy has already given up on our premises a long time back. "Maybe the reason why we''re forced to wear female clothing or stripped is because they forgot how embarrassing it is." "I seeso in other words, there''s a need for those girls to physically understand how embarrassing that can be, I guess." "That''s how it is." It''s unexpectedly hard to make one embarrassed. However, they''re girls wearing skirts, so there should be an easy way to do this, and that''s to flip their skirts. "Akihisa, you just came up with the best idea--" "Hah. How stupid." "!?" Muttsurini''s stunned by Yuuji''s denial. "We want to flip their skirts because of that? How stupid. I''m not doing it." Yuuji puts on his backpack, and prepares to turn and leave. "You loser." I said it right at Yuuji''s back, and at that moment, he stops, and turns around. "What did you say, you punk?" And then he gives me a dangerous glare. But even so, I show no intention of backing down, saying, "Isn''t this the case? We''re wearing pants, and they''re wearing skirts. We''re the ones with the advantage here, and you gave up on this sure-win battle! If this isn''t the attitude of a loser, I don''t know what else is!" "Guh!Th-that''s!" Yuuji''s hit in his sore point, unable to say anything. "And furthermore, you didn''t realize you''re treated unfairly until I pointed it out! You''re already a loser to the core!" "Guhugh!" Now Yuuji''s putting his hand at his chest, groaning in pain. And to give Yuuji a further nudge, I stare at him right in the eyes, saying, Think about how strong you used to be, Yuuji. Earn you pride as a man back! Earn backmy pride as a man There seems to be something lighting up deep within Yuuji''s eyes. I just need a little more push. Or are you going to be like that? Are you going to say that you can''t do what I can do? Th-that''s impossible! I-I-I''ll do it! Who''s scared here! Yuuji gets up on his feet with enthusiasm. Alright! This is Yuuji! That''s how motivated we need to be, Yuuji! Let''s teach Himeji-san and the others the meaning of the word embarrassed! I too stand up. But. You two can go first. Muttsurini, who''s supposed to be the most pumped up about this, lets out these unexpected words. Eh? Why? Muttsurini? A man like you''s going to back away right now? No. Then why I have, insufficient blood. Upon looking, Muttsurini already has a pool of blood at his feet. Muttsuriniyou''re already like this just by imagining it How much were you looking forward to it (Shakes head) It''s pitiful and awkward to see a pale Muttsurini shaking his head furiously here. "Sorry to make you work, Himeji. You''ve been a great help." "This little is fine for me." "Seriouslythat Yoshii and Sakamotoreally will only do their best when they''re trying avoid doing all the chores." "AhahaI''ll be going then, Nishimura-sensei." "Okay, thanks." This conversation can be heard from the staff, and soon after, Himeji-san opens the door and arrives on the corridor. "Hey, she''s here, Akihisa. It''s Himeji." "There''s nobody around us. She''s completely alone. How convenient." "Shall we go?" "Yeah. It''s a rare chance after all." "Understood. Hope you start off with a win. Yuuji and I exchange fist bumps, and I move towards Himeji-san while feeling pumped up. Himeji-san notices me, and greets me. "Ah, Akihisa-kun, you didn''t go back yet?" "Well, I was chatting with Yuuji in the classroom." "I see." While we''re chatting away while strolling down the corridor. I focus all my attention on Himeji-san''s skirt. "It looks like Minami-chan is still in school too. She says she has something to do in the library." "Eh~ is that so?" The girls in Fumitzuki Gakuen wear wine-red skirts. Even though the obedient Himeji-san is wearing the proper attire, the skirt is somewhat short. If I''m to flip it up at once, I''ll probably have a sight underneath it. This act itself can be said to be very easy to pull off. The problem is-- "? What''s the matter, Akihisa-kun?" "" The problem is that standing in front of that person is causing me to feel guilty. "Oh, yes, I just got some snacks from Nishimura-sensei. Since everyone hasn''t returned home yet, shall we eat them together?" "No, erm, well" "???" Right in front of me as I look at the skirt is a confused looking Himeji-san. This is bad! I''ll definitely be suspected--or rather, I''ll just be treated as a pervert! But even so, I"m still hesitant on doing it, and I can''t take action. While I''m like this, Himeji-san asks with a gentle voice, "Erm, Akihisa-kun?" "Hyaa!?" "I don''t really know what''s going on, but please calm down and walk at your own pace. If you need to say anything, I''ll be waiting here." Himeji-san''s giving me a smile. That''s impossible! Is she an angel!? (NoI can''t do it) While I''m mentally prepared to think that the operation has failed. "What are you thinking now, Akihisa? Just get down there and flip it." The devil inside me starts whispering to me. Wh-what is this devil saying now? "Guilt? Can it be eaten? Do you know how much humiliation you suffered? This is an eye for an eye. Now that you''re standing here, there''s no need to be troubled." And on the other side, the angel in my heart says, "No objections." A long time ago, I''ve been thinking that this guy isn''t an angel. But if I''m going to run with my tail between my legs, I''ll be scolded by Yuuji "Is your resolve just this much, you trash?" It''s payback for the usual, so let''s do this! "H-Himeji-san!" "Hm?" "Sorry!!" And then, I grab the hem of her skirt as I attempt to flip it. "???" Himeji-san stares at me, not knowing what''s going on. "What''s the matter, Akihisa-kun?" It looks like she doesn''t know what I''m doing as she asks this. "Eh? Ah, erm" "Ah, is there a loose thread on it or something? Thank you." And she shows no intention of shaking off my hand that''s grabbing at the skirt. "Ahem!!" I hear Yuuji''s deliberate cough from the corridor. This is the signal ''get back here'' we decided on beforehand. "I-I''ll be going then, Himeji-san. I just thought of something!" "? Oh, yes" "See you later then!" I wave my hand at Himeji-san, and quickly retreat. ""Tch, this guy''s so spineless."" The devil and angel inside my heart noted in unison. "Is your resolve that much, you bastard?" "I have nothing to say to that" We''re at the stairway corner, continuing with our strategy Since I was the one who said this, I should be willing to suffer this scolding. "But even so, I guess it''s pointless if Himeji''s being like that now." "Eh? What do you mean?" "Have you forgotten our aim, you dolt? Aren''t we doing these things to have Himeji and Shouko recall those embarrassing things?" "Ah" Speaking of which, that''s really the case. Our aim isn''t really to flip the skirt, but to do that. "It''s true that when I look at Himeji-san, she doesn''t seem embarrassed in the slightest." "Yeah. It''s the dull Himeji after all. I''m guessing that even if you did flip the entire skirt, she''ll be more surprised than embarrassed." That''ll be troublesome. We''re just trying to make her experience the feeling of being ''embarrassed''. It''s completely meaningless to shock them completely. "But I can''t think of any way that''ll make Himeji embarrassed without shocking her." "Yeah." "So let''s leave Himeji aside." "Erm, that''s." "We''ll switch targets to Shouko." Does this mean Yuuji wants to aim for the other target, Kirishima-san? I can''t think of any good plan against Himeji-san, so I guess this is fine too. "You''re right. Let''s do this." "It''s decided that. --oho, speak of the devil. Shouko''s here." Yuuji too surges towards the corridor with momentum. Alright, show me your ability. "Yo, Shouko." "Yuuji." "Are you going back now?" "No." Kirishima-san shakes her head. "There''s the scent of Yuuji lingering in the school, so I want to catch you before I go home." "(turns)." "Hey, don''t run away, Yuuji!" I whisper to Yuuji to cheer him on right when he''s about to slip away. And then, Yuuji seems to have thought of something as he turns towards Kirishima-san again. "Ahahaha. Leaving that joke aside for now." "Ah." Gacha. The handcuffs Kirishima-san has hidden on her falls onto the linoleum floor, causing a sound. "" "You''re fine! Don''t be scared now, Yuuji! Get back your pride as a man!" The hunter vs the skirt flipper man. Looking at the words themselves, it''s hard to determine who''ll win. This is tough. "O-okay! I''ll teach you who''s faster now! Your restraining skills vs my hands!" "What are you saying?" Yuuji, who''ll normally run away immediately at this time, is actually facing Kirishima-san, and Kirishima-san blinks her eyes in surprise. And right when this happens, Yuuji seizes the opportunity to reach for her skirt. "Ah" The calm Kirishima-san has great reflexes, and she understands Yuuji''s intentions immediately. And this Kirishima-san-- "I''m somewhat confident of my underwear." Having understood that, ''fufu'' she puffs her chest confidently. "" "" "What''s the matter, Yuuji?" "Nothingat all" The way Yuuji looks as he returns back is clearly that of a loser. "Isn''t this weird? Why aren''t those girls embarrassed at all?" We entered an empty classroom for our strategy planning, and Yuuji got agitated. This really is a weird problem. "Are we wrong with how we''re doing this?" "No, not at all, I guess." "Yeah." If we go ask some passers-by, most will agree with what we''re doing. "Just an idea, I guess." "Hm?" "Do those girls not really understand how they are being treated here?" "In other words?" "There''s a chance that they forgot that their underwear isn''t meant to be shown in front of others, no matter how embarrassing flipping their skirts is." "I see" It''s impossible to suggest that they''re ordinary girls. I can''t understand--but those two may be like that. They didn''t hesitate to strip during that strip doubt game after all. "In Himeji''s case, I''m guessing that she never thought of a possibility of you flipping her skirt. In other words--" "I see. I know what to do." "You got this quick." "Sorta." Both of us show grins on our faces as we leave the classroom together. "Mizuki." "Shouko-chan. You haven''t returned home yet?" "Yes. Have you seen Yuuji?" "Sakamoto-kun? I didn''t see him, but maybe he''s with Akihisa-kun." "Is that so?" Our targets are talking together in the corridor linking the new school building and the old school building. "They''re both there? How convenient." "Yeah. Let''s start." Once we nod at each other to confirm, we proceed to stand in front of them "Ah. The ones we''re talking about." "Yuuji. What was that about?" The two of them walk towards us in large steps, stopping at a distance where we can flip their skirts. "Listen up, Shouko." "What?" "Listen up, Himeji-san." "? Yes?" We take a deep breath-- "Look, Shouko. Underwear itself is meant to be kept hidden and not to be shown to anyone of the opposite gender so casually. As for why it is, that''s because there is a possibility that it''ll help something in the opposite gender get excited and also stimulate something that will make that person''s body grow in some way." "Look, Himeji-san, I''m a guy. Even if it''s my classmates, I''m interested in erotic things as much as the next guy is, no, double of them. When I see a girl wearing skirt, I''ve an urge to flip it up, and the devil inside me will ruin my common sense. It''s wrong to think that anyone who won''t usually do anything will remain the same today." "What are you saying?" "I don''t understand what you mean" ""What we''re saying--"" Yuuji and I reach for the girls'' skirt with rugged determination, and we yell in unison, ""We''re saying that we''re going to flip your skirts (now)!!"" """" Both of them are looking at us worriedly. No no no! Our minds aren''t weird in any way. I''m worried that they''re lacking in their danger senses. There''s a need to add fuel to the fire! "L-look at this, Himeji-san! Your skirt is about to flip! It''s very embarrassing to have this done to you! You''re troubled, right!?" "Y-yeah, Shouko! You''re being watched by us with lewd eyes now! W-what color is it today? Wahahaha!" "Ah, yes, I''m bothered I have have my skirt flipped" "I don''t mind, but more importantly." ""You have a teacher behind you."" "YOSHII! SAKAMOTO! HOW GUTSY OF YOU TWO!!" ""Scram!!"" With our refined reflexes and judgment, we scamper away from the remedial teacher standing right behind us. "These idiots can really run! I shall educate you thorough the values of morality and the iron fists until you die!" "Isn''t teaching by a fatal punch just being beaten up here!?" "I can''t imagine that to be a line from a teacher!" "Enough already, obey!" ""NOOO!!!"" "What was that about, Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun?" "Probably some sort of a punishment game, or something." Our great escape continues on for another 30 minutes. "Haa, haa, haawhatdid we do wrong here?" We scamper around, and right now, we escaped to the archives of the library. Ironman probably never thought that we''ll consider using the archives, so I guess we shook him off for now. We collapse onto the floor, adjust our breathing, and carry out our third strategy meeting. "What we did just now seems to have some effect on Himeji-san." "I have the same thoughts." Himeji-san just said ''I''m bothered if I have my skirt flipped''. If not for Ironman''s interference, there''s a high chance of it succeeding. "The problem is Shouko." "Yeah." On the other hand, I can''t see any embarrassment from Kirishima-san. She just said ''I don''t mind'', and that''s really something worth being happy--no, troubled over. With that, our original objective can''t be fulfilled. "Let''s think of it in another way, Yuuji." "What do you mean?" "Kirishima-san won''t feel embarrassed even if she has her skirt flipped, so we just need to do something that''ll make her embarrassed." "Hm. Logically however" "Logically?" "I can''t think of any practical methods." Kirishima-san typically only shows a poker face, and she''s good at everything, so nobody has seen her fail due to embarrassment. But-- "It''s fine Yuuji, I got a plan." "Ohh? Really?" "Of course. I did see Kirishima-san looking embarrassed. If there''s an actual incident, I can guarantee it proudly." "I can''t really trust what you''re sayingbut we got no other choice. I''ll just pretend that I''m bluffed and try this out." "Alright, it''s decided." And so, we begin to make our preparations in the shadows of the books archives. "Wait, Akihisa, I can assure you that this is completely wrong." "Noo, that definitely can work. Didn''t you say that such things are best left to a 3rd party before?" "But!" "Okay, just go already!" "Guah!" I kick a jittery Yuuji onto the corridor, right in front of Kirishima-san who''s walking alone. "Yuuji?" Kirishima-san stops once she sees Yuuji nearly trip over. Right, this is it! "Take this!!" From a blind spot, I pull off the haori draped on Yuuji like a mantle. Appearing there is--a half-naked Yuuji with his shirt removed. "(poof)." Kirishima-san''s cheeks are reddening. "Look, Yuuji! It''s working!" "Are you serious!?" The one moment I saw Kirishima-san embarrassed was when we''re playing that doubt game, the moment when Yuuji stripped. In other words-- "Kirishima-san''s embarrassed whenever you strip, Yuuji!" "I didn''t think it''ll work!" "(Gulps)" "But Akihisa, Shouko''s just watching me with glee right now." "It''s because you aren''t stripping enough! Don''t stop now, and take off your pants!" "Wait, Akihisa! Isn''t this very weird here!?" "The weird ones are your heads!!" ""Retreat!"" It''s probably because it''s the second time Ironman appeared that this escape went unexpectedly smoothly. Damn it! I''m an idiot for believing in your suggestions! You idiot! I''ll kill you. We return to the library again. Looks like there''s definitely something wrong with that operation just now. I was thinking that it was a good idea. And besides, why is it that I have to strip to make her embarrassed? You''re right? What do you mean by that!? I guess I better admit that we''re a little off from our main objective. Well, at least we''re still in one piece. Though I managed to embarrass myself out there. Despite Yuuji complaining out there, that''s because he accepted my idea and did it, so he has nothing to complain about. Instead, he''s muttering to himself. But why is itI can''t think of any good idea. I thought it was a good idea to flip their skirts at first Even if we pretend that it never happened, we''ll be the ones losing confidence if we continue to fail. Hey, Yuuji, are we mistaken on something? Mistaken? What do you mean? Well, to put itis it that flipping a girl''s skirt isn''t something worth being embarrassed to them? What nonsense are you talking about? Are you sure? Yuuji can''t answer. Even if he wants to deny it, he doesn''t have the evidence. Himeji-san can''t understand, Kirishima-san isn''t embarrassed at all, and nee-san doesn''t seem to mind about it. Kudou will even flip it to show others, and Hideyoshi probably won''t feel embarrassed about it The common sense in our minds is starting to crack and break apart. So girls are like this after all? Yuuji, are we really mistaken here?'' Wait, Akihisa! It''s too early to make a conclusion now! But We got to be confident in ourselves! Amongst us guys and them, who are the ones with common sense? Now that you put it this way! I forgot that everyone around us is a weirdo. Yeah! I can''t just let myself be swept along with everyone. Even amongst us, I''m the only one here with common sense! No, sorry. It''s too much to ask common sense out of you. I''m being too harsh here. Why did you add me to that list too!? While I''m saying this, Eh? Aki, Sakamoto? What are you doing here? Minami, probably checking on stuff in the library, just so happens to pass by us. Hm Sorry Minami. Mind checking if there''s common sense in my head? Aki''s common sense? I''m fine with that, but it doesn''t seem to be something down there No hard feelings there (flips) Kyahh!!? Minami shrieks as she hurriedly presses down on the skirt I flip. Right! This is it! This is the reaction we want here! What are you doing here, Aki!? Minami''s so embarrassed her face is all red. I guess I had the right thoughts! See, Yuuji? I''m the one with common sense here! Hmguess I got no choice. I can only agree with you on this then. If you have common sense, at least move away hand away from my skirt!? Ah, yeah. Well, the fact that I have common sense is proven, so I follow what she said, and let go. Sorry Minami. Minami adjusts her skirt, and it doesn''t look like she noticed my apologies as she flattens the wrinkles. But it''s really thanks to Minami. Thanks, Minami. I''m starting to have confidence in my own thoughts. Minami remains silent. We''re worried that our common sense is shattered or something, so really, you''ve been a great help. Minami continues to remain silent. Also, please allow me to say this. What? I didn''t flip your skirt out of lewd intentions. You alright, Akihisa? Yeah, I just have my limbs shivering and my fingertips numb and my vision all swaying about so I can''t move straight, that''s all. Is that so? I guess that''s fine. It''s thanks to a passing teacher that Minami wasn''t in the mood to execute me any further, and it ends with me with some minor injuries. Now then, I can continue with the operation from before. "Found you, Aki!" "Ack!" It''s not too soon after I felt relieved that I see a raging Minami charging over from the other end of the corridor. This is bad! If I get caught now, I''ll be beaten so badly that I can''t get up! "Let''s run, Yuuji--what the? He''s not here!?" "Akihisa! I''ll escape this way, so you go the other way!" "No! It''s better for both of us to act together!" "That''s not it! It''s better to scatter and ask for help like dolphins being pursued by carnivores!" "That''s just you wanting to save yourself right now!" So despicable and shameless! That scumbag! Trash! F class! "it''s fine, Yuuji! There''s only one Minami! We can work together to take her down. If we explain things--" "You flipped! Onee-sama''s! Skirt! You pigs! I''ll trash you!!" "There''s more now." "There''s more of them." The voice of the infamous berserker of class D can be heard. Information sure spreads fast, Shimizu-ssan "B-but! We only have 2 girls as our enemies. Using your arm strength, Yuuji, we probably can--" "Yoshii!! Sakamoto!! What mischief are you up to this time, you bastards!?" "Yuuji. Being frivolous is the death penalty." "I''ll leave the rest to you, Akihisa!" "Like I''ll let you!" With all my might, I dash after Yuuji who''s trying to bid me goodbye. It''s probably because Yuuji realizes that he can''t increase the distance from his pursuers (including me) that he escapes into an empty classroom. "Ku!" Since Yuuji''s hiding, I can''t remain like this. With everyone me, I can only duck into the empty classroombut I can''t find anyone there. All I see are the open windows and the curtains fluttering thanks to the winds. "Aki!!!" It''s the voice of the pursuers closing in. What do I do? Jump down? N-no, there''s! "Over here!" I duck to the cleaning closet assigned to the classroom. If I escape from the window right now, I''ll probably end up being chased by them when they can see me now. I might want to hide myself right now, and let Minami and the others keep chasing after Yuuji! Having made such a conclusion, I then open the cleaning closet. And inside it is, "There''s someone inside." There''s Yuuji, who hid himself inside beforehand. Th-this bastard! "Hey! There''s no other place here!" "Ah! Wait! Go somewhere else!" I press myself against Yuuji and force myself into the closet. Good thing it''s empty, and the closet doesn''t have any cleaning tools here, so we barely managed to stuff ourselves inside and lock ourselves. (Don''t squeeze in here, you bastard!! That''s too reckless!) (Shut up! You''re the one who used me as bait and tried to escape freely!) (You''re thinking of the same thing anyway!) We''re arguing in the cleaning closet. At this moment, "Akii! You''re here, right!?" Screech!!! Minami''s rubber soles can be heard ripping as she arrives at the empty classroom. I guess her soles is melting because of the friction caused by the feet and the corridor. Seriously, for a girl in her ripe age, who is she? "Yuuji, I won''t let you run away." And she''s followed by Kirishima-san. Shimizu-san and Ironman probably went somewhere else to look. (()) Yuuji and I hold our breaths. If we''re discovered here, there''s no way out. Even if I do use Yuuji as a shield to get past Minami, the second and third shots are ready to be fired, and I guess it can only be called despair. "Huh? Minami-chan, Shouko-chan? You''re being quite loud. Did something happen?" "Ah, Mizuki." "We meet again." Himeji-san appears as she just so happens to pass by this classroom. I hope Minami and Kirishima-san''s killing intent can fade here "Listen to me, Mizuki, that Aki''s really unbelievable." "What''s wrong with Akihisa-kun?" "That guy flipped my skirt the moment we met." "Ehh!? Really!?" "Yeah. Seriously, he''s like a kid" Now Minami''s tone seems a little softer now as she lets out a long sigh. Huh? has she calmed down after talking to Himeji-san? "So I''m thinking that when I find him later, I''m definitely going to snap his 4 limbs and 5 legs." Sounds like the only thing calming down is her tone. (What will you do, Akihisa? I think we should have you carry out a noble sacrifice to calm everything.) (No! I''m surely that my limbs will be chopped up, so what''s the fifth leg here!? Is my head going to be chopped off as a result!?) (Don''t worry. I''ll bring you to the infirmary later.) (That''s not a wound that the infirmary can deal with later!) While we''re having such an argument in the cleaning closet, Himeji-san''s troubled voice can be heard. "I-is that sothen Akihisa-kun''s really intending to flip my skirt" "Yuuji too was serious. It shocked me." "Hm? What''s the matter?" "Ah, no. To put it" "Yuuji and Yoshii intended to flip my skirt since a while back." "Huh!? Those two did that to you two, not only me!?" "I''ll be troubled if they''re serious." "Me too. I''ll be a little embarrassed if it''s in school." Oh? This is? (Hey, Yuuji. This is.) (Yeah, this is what they mean by going a roundabout way to get to the point.) Thanks to Minami, it seems Himeji-san and Kirishima-san realize that we''re really intending to flip their skirts. Maybe we''ll be able to get our main objective! "Anyway, I got to look for Aki." "Do you know where he is?" "I''m guessing that they went into this classroomand got off through the window." Looks like they''re thinking we got out through the window, just like we planned. It''ll be perfect if Yuuji''s out there, but I guess I can be happy with this. "I''ll go outside to look. If you do find Aki, Mizuki--" Minami says that, and just when she''s about to leave the empty classroom, Kirishima-san calls out. "Wait." "? What is it, Shouko?" "No, the window." "What''s with the window?" "--There''s still dust by the window frame." ((Ehhh!?)) Yuuji and I gasp inside the closet. This is bad! This is really bad! "Ah, now that you mention it!" "There''s dust on the frame." "It''s impossible to jump over the window frame without touching it, so that means--" "--Aki and Sakamoto are in this classroom, right?" NOOOOO!!! Now we''re at our wits end. Escaping into this closet that''s without a way out is going to turn out badly for us! (Damn it! There''s 3 enemies and one shield. Can I escape!?) And the scumbag of all scumbags is right beside me is trying his best to strangle me. Now even if I grab his shirt and try to use him as a shield, there''s a high chance of his trying to fight back. "They''re probably hiding." "Yea. Where are they~?" Through the gap in the closet, I can see Minami and Kirishima-san looking around the room. And then, their eyes seem to stop here. "But it doesn''t look there''s any place to actually hide." "(nods)." It''s a scene a hundred times scarier than the horror flick I saw a few days back. This is weird! We just want to flip their skirts! Just when I''m mentally prepared to push all the blame to Yuuji like a man. "Akihisa! Let''s run!" "Okay, Yuuji!" """Ehh!?""" Such voices can be heard from the corridor. "That came from the opposite corridor, right?" "When did they?" "I won''t let you get away!" Minami and Kirishima-san run out as they say this, and Himeji-san too follow them out. We-we''re saved now, right? We remain inside the room juust in case they come back to check on us, before opening the closet door. Once we''re relaxed from the extremely nervousness and the cramped positions, we can''t help but collapse onto the floor. "I don''t know what''s going on, but we''re saved" "Yeah" Yuuji too sits down beside me. And then, appearing in front of us is, "Good thing I made it in time." ""Muttsurini!"" Muttsurini arrives with a blood bag and a little recorder. "You saved us, Muttsurini! Thank you very much!" "Thanks to you, we can get out without dying." "Don''t mind." Our savior answers with a cool look. Even though he has tissues stuffed in his nostrils to stop the bleeding, he''s showing the coolest face to us right now. "Then, what do we do next?" Right now, we''re having a meeting at the staircase platform right before the roof. It can''t be considered the safest place right now, so we want to make sure we got a plan as fast as possible. "What else can we do, Akihisa? You forgot what they said, didn''t you?" "I guess." Himeji-san and Kirishima-san finally do understand that we''re trying to flip their skirts, and they''re starting to feel embarrassed. If that''s the case, looks like we can only go forward now. "But even though we say this, looking at the current situation, us working in a group is tantamount to suicide." Right now, we just need to go about flipping skirts, and we need speed and stealth to do it. In other words, it''s more convenient to work separately and not attract the enemy''s attention rather than working together. "Let''s split then. I''ll go for Himeji-san." "I''ll go for Shouko. What will you do, Muttsurini?" "" Muttsurini''s looking as serious as he can while thinks, and then, he answers, "I''ll go with Akihisa!" It feels like he made this decision after much agony. Since I still have Minami and Shimizu-san pursuing me, it''s great that I have Muttsurini following me right now. "OK. Good luck." "Same to you, Yuuji. Do your best." "If I can make it, I''ll get over to you as fast as I can." The three of us give fist bumps, and we proceed towards our different objectives. Found them. As expected of you, Muttsurini. Good work. We have two targets to look for. Muttsurini manages to find Himeji-san and Minami walking together in the old school building. Great. What do we do? Of course we go for the kill. Now then, if we just need to flip their skirts, there''s no need to continue hesitating. We''ll flip them. Go in as one will, and don''t hesitate! "Another 15 seconds." Muttsurini takes out his camera and installs a large lens in it. That''s already the level of a pro, and I nearly mistook him for a hired killer or a super sniper. "Okay." "Right, let''s go--" "Huh? Muttsurini-kun, Yoshii-kun?" ""!?"" Right when we''re about to charge about, a voice calls out to us, shocking us so much we jump. Th-this is bad! We got careless and didn''t defend the back! "W-well, Ku-Ku-Kudou-san." "What a surprise." "? What''s the matter? Why are you panicking so much?" If she''s suspecting us here, Himeji-san will find out. Got to outsmart her somehow! "ImnotpanickingaboutanythingandIamlikeusualorratherIamcalmerthanusualhereIthinkasforwhyIamsayingsuchweirdstuffIhavenoideaatallandbesidestheresnothingunnaturalaboutmebeinginschoolrightnow." "" Kudou-san immediately shows me a doubting look. Did I fail? (Akihisa, saying too much will make you suspicious.) (So-sorry about that, Muttsurni.) (Leave it to me.) While I''m suspected, Muttsurini looks like he''s about to do something to Kudou-san. How reliable! "Kudou Aiko." "Hm? What is it, Muttsurini-kun?" "Let us go." Muttsurini lowers his head really deep. that pose looks like he''s giving up his shame and honor to beg. But even so, (Muttsurini''s fists are trembling now!) The enemy''s Kudou-san, who has lots of incidents with Muttsurini, and even if his ugly side is to be seen, he''ll give up his pride for his objective. Yes. All that for the sake of-- "Flipping skirts!" "" "" I guess, it''s bad, to mention that. (Muttsurini, you idiot! It''s bad that I''m suspected, but confessing it directly is going to make it worse, right?) (Sorry, I got excited.) (Though it''s not a feeling I don''t understand, that is!) We tentatively look at Kudou-san''s reactions. "Muttsurini-kun." "What?" After pondering for a while, "Here (flashes)." Kudou-san proceeds to lift her skirt. "Humph. I have no interest in spats here (Sploosh)""Yeah, Kudou-san. Even soOOOOOO!!!?""" Kudou-san''s not wearing her usual spats. "I--am--joking. This is the swimsuit for club activities. Did I shock you?" Kudou-san gives us a teasing look as she says this. I-is that so? Swimsuit? It''s so sudden that I thought "Seriously, Kudou-san, don''t tease us here." "Ahaha. Sorry sorry. It''s just a little joke." "How rude, seriously." Both of us continue to laugh. "Thisisn''tsomethingthat canbesolved witha joke(splash)" And over there is the life that''s about to fade along with that little joke. "Now then, Yoshii-kun, what''s it about flipping skirts?" "Ahno, it''s nothing that important." "Um--hmmm!" Kudou-san squints her eyes, giving me a suspicious look. "I see. It''s something to do with why Minami-chan''s so angry now, I guess?" "Retreat!!" Finding that it''s a waste of effort to confirm, I dash with all my might. Then, I can hear a deep, rippling breath near the back of my head. It''s dangerous!! "Akihisa! You can go after you leave your limbs and spine behind!" "The fifth leg''s the spine here!?" Now that I''m sure it''s a fatal injury, I can''t allow myself to stop in my tracks, and I''m dashing forward with all my might. "Gu! Because of Tsuchiya''s nosebleed at my feet!" "Minami-chan, what is that about?" "Hear me out, Aiko! Those idiots were--" I can hear Minami explaining the situation to Kudou-san behind me. Now the pursuers have increased, and there''s heightened security. Looks like it''s going to be tougher approaching my target now "AkihisaI''ll leavethe photosto you" "Speaking of which, what''s wrong with this Tsuchiya?" "For added safety, I''ll make sure he can''t move (flashes)" "Ahhaa! (Splatters)" Speaking of which, I''m supposed to have my limbs and spine snapped, while Kudou-san''s basically rewarding Muttsurini. Isn''t this really unfair here? "Did you hear? That Yoshii and some others seem to be going around flipping skirts." "Nishimura-sensei says to contact him if we find them." "And they were peeping a while back. Such a terrible bunch of guys!" I can hear such chatter from the corridor in front of the stairs. This is badit''s getting harder for me to act independently. In that case, it may be getting hard for me to achieve my objective. "Anyway, let''s get away from here first." I give up on going to the old school stairs, and instead head off to the new school stairs. Since I don''t know where Himeji-san is now, I think it''s better that I calm down first. "If I have to go anywhereto the gym first." The pursuers are basically lurking around in the school buildings, and there are club activities held in the gym, so there''s a chance they may not know anything about it. Even if something does happen, there are many places to escape to at this level, so I''ll probably let things go as they are. So I head towards to the gym. I can''t find any pursuers, probably because Yuuji''s acting independently, so I head into the gym. "Hm? What, isn''t it Akihisa?" "Ah, Hideyoshi." Once I enter the gym, Hideyoshi, dressed in gym clothes, talks to me. Looks like the drama club is using the gym today. "If you''re here at the gym at this momentyou did something, I guess." How sharp. "Ehahaha, it''s nothing much." I can''t help but stammer. As for why that is? of course. Think, we''re flipping skirts right now. It''s basically an act of outrage against women. "--I can''t say this to a girl like you, Hideyoshi" "You said it, Akihisa." "Hah!?" Hideyoshi''s squinting her eyes at me. This is bad. Looks like I''m blurting out my thoughts. "T-this isn''t it, Hideyoshi! Don''t be mistaken! I''m not acting based on any lewd thoughts here!" "Before that, I''d like to comment about the me in your heart" Hideyoshi''s puffing her face, probably looking unhappy about this. Looks like it''s something really unforgivable to a girl, and I blurt it out It''s tough waiting here. Right when I''m about to leave, she says to me, "Hmin that case, I''ll help you out, Akihisa." "Eh?" Hideyoshi places her hand on her chin. She''s going to help? "Really, Hideyoshi!? It''s hard for me to ask from a girl though!" "Even if I have to change your understanding, please allow me to help you out." I don''t really understand, but many thanks here! "I''m sorry about this, but is there somewhere for me to hide?" "No no no, Akihisa." Hideyoshi stops me from trying to hide. Hm? She can''t help me out here, can she? "I don''t know what''s going on, but you''re acting to make sure you aren''t discovered, right?" "You''re right." Right now, I''m being hunted by a bunch of girls, and I have to approach some girls. I need to find a place to calm down and solve this paradox of an issue, think of a counterstrategy, and take action. "In that case, leave it to me." "Hey, Hideyoshi." "Hm. Not bad." "Hey, Hideyoshi." "Maybe the fake eyebrows should be a little thicker." "Hey, Hideyoshi." "I''ll change your hair from your usual color and style into long black hair. Now Himeji and Shimada won''t possibly notice it." "I say, Hideyoshi!" "What is it, Akihisa?" "Am-am I being bluffed here?'' Soon after I''m lead by Hideyoshi into the changing room, the drama club''s props and costumes in Hideyoshi''s hands end up changing my appearance. "I''m not bluffing you. Isn''t this very logical?" "No, ah. Though that''s a little" Putting on a disguise is the best way for me to escape from my pursuers and approach my target. Since the pursuers are basically all girls, I think it''s easier for a girl to approach a girl than a guy. Maybe that''s the case here. But "Why is it that I''m wearing female clothing when I want revenge on them for making me wear female clothing?" "Don''t think too much into it, Akihisa. Your brain will melt." Is this what it means to be putting the cart before the horse? "Okay, done. Even I too think of it as a complete work." Hideyoshi nods as she looks at me. Since it''s like this, I think it''s too late to think about it. I try to convince myself of this as I continue to look at my disguise. "Wowthere''s no sign of it being like myself" "What is that about, Akihisa? You don''t sound happy at all." Leaving aside the hair, even my face and eyes just doesn''t seem to look like me now. It''s said that Hideyoshi''s so skilled in makeup it can be used for disguises, but this is a little hard, and I''m not sure what''s that about. "Well, let''s leave it at that. I guess I won''t be discovered now." "Yeah, I''d assure you that." The sight of Hideyoshi puffing his flat chest is really cute. "Right, I''ll be going then! Thanks Hideyoshi!" "I''ll hope that you''ll have a good outcome out of this." After thanking Hideyoshi, I proceed out of the changing room, out from the gym, and to the new school building. On the way back, I pass by a female student, but it doesn''t look like I''m discovered here. "AmazingI don''t feel out of place at all." There''s no need to run around like how I did just now, so I''m leisurely walking around, looking for Himeji-san. At this moment, a cry can be heard from behind. "The one there! Have you seen the trash who did something rude to my onee-sama!?" "Eh?" I nearly blurt out a shirek, and barely manage to keep it in. Th-this voice is Shimizu-san''s! "Wh-who are you looking for?" "Do you understand if I say that it''s the only idiot and trash of a boy in this school?" Is she referring to me now? "I don''t know" "Is that so? You didn''t see him? Bye!" Shimizu-san merely ends off with that, and then charges off with amazing furor. The ''I don''t know'' I just said seems like ''I don''t know what you mean'' to me, but it probably doesn''t seem to be this case for her. Is it relally that anyone would have realized it''s me after those conditions are namedI guess? "Speaking of which, she never suspected me" Shimizu-san exhibits an amazing sense of smell whenever Minami''s involved, but even she didn''t notice this. I''m guessing that I managed to disguise myself well as a girl. Can I, really succeed here? While I quietly cheer in my heart with a guts pose, I continue down the corridor. At this moment, I see Tamano-san, who''s of the same class as Shimizu-san, approaching from the front. "Erm, sorry, Aki-chan." "Ehhh!??" I straightened my back the moment she talked to me. Am I seen through? "--Should be somewhere in this school dressed as a girl. Have you seen him?" Tamano-san says to me while I''m so nervous. I-I''m notseen through? "Erm, that''s" "Ah, sorry. Aki-chan refers to that Yoshii-kun who''s the 4 time reigning champion as the sou-uke and the one I really want to see crying." "" Eh! I want to retort! I want to retort at that ranking! But if I do so now, everything will be wasted. I''ll endure it for now, and ask about that issue tomorrow. "I-I didn''t see him." "Really? Thanks?" Tamano-san lowers her head without suspecting me. "Speaking of which, am--is Yoshii-kun really wearing female clothing now?" "Yes, I''m very sure based on my instincts. There''s no doubt Aki-chan''s wearing female clothing now." Scary! This girl''s really scary! "Now then, I''ll be looking for Aki-chan now. If you see him, tell me." "Go-got it." "Thanks. I''ll be going then." I see off Tamano-san as she waves at me. I''m feeling chilly in many ways, but my real identity''s not being seen through, and even that Tamano-san with that amazing sixth sense of hers hasn''t realized it. This can work! This can definitely work! "In that case, I''ll just have to find my target!" Assured of my victory, I proceed to look for Himeji-san bold. After wandering around in school, I see Minami, who seems to have calmed down, her temper''s not flaring anymore. Now''s a chance. "Erm, sorry." "Hm? What do you want?" I pretend to talk to her as a junior, and she hasn''t realized it''s me. As to be expected of Hideyoshi''s makeup. "I''m looking for Himeji-senpai." "Ah, really? I''ll lead the way.:" "Thank you." Success. Minami hasn''t shown any signs of noticing me. Minami leads me to the old school building, to the F classroom I''m so familiar with. "Mizuki--someone''s looking for you!" "Eh? Ah, yes." Inside the classroom is Himeji-san, and once she hears her name, she skips over to me. "Hello, Himeji-senpai." I bow towards her like a junior. "Er-erm" "Sorry about this suddenness, but I''m looking for you." I take a step towards her as naturally as I can, estimating the distance between us. It''s probably 60cm between us now, a distance where my hand can reach. Got her! "--Actually, it''s this!" Saying this, the hand I let down quickly rises up, like it''s pulling her skirt. However, "Okay, that''s enough already, Aki." "Akihisa-kun, you mustn''t, you know?" "What!?" That hand''s grabbed by Minami in mid-air. Wh-what''s going on!? "Yo-you two knew that it''s me!" "Yeah." "The long hair does fit you, Akihisa-kun." Himeji-san and Minami are smiling as they look at me. How''s that possible! "Why!? This is such a perfect disguise!" "No, there''s no real reason to it, right Mizuki?" "Yes. There''s nothing to it!" While I''m looking all sheepish, these two are nodding away in front of me as if it''s to be expected. And then, at this moment. "Got you, Shouko!" "Eh?" The voice of the idiot I''m already used to hear is right behind me. The moment I have this thought, "Take this!" With much guts in his roar, the skirt I''m wearing is flipped high up. ""GYYYYYAAAAHHHHH!!!!"" The voices of me, with my skirt flipped, and Yuuji, the one flipping the skirt, echoes through this school that''s after class. "What the. It still ends up failing after all." "Looking at this, I guess it''s your handiwork after all, Kinosheeta." "It''s really amazing, Kinosheeta-kun''s makeup." "MmmI do have confidence in this, but you two did manage to see through it." "Well yeah." "Yes. We noticed it right from the beginning." "As reference, do you mind telling me how you realized it?" "Hmhow do I put it, huh." "I guess if I have to say it, it is because of instinct." ""Because he''s the one we like (after all)."" Volume 12.5, Me, Christmas Eve and the Whirls of Conspiracies (Second Half) Volume 12.5, Me, Christmas Eve and the Whirls of Conspiracies (First Half) "" "What''s the matter, principal?" "Ah, Takahashi-sensei? It''s nothing. I just find something to be lacking." "The Intelligence Quotients of some students?" "You do come up with some astounding words from time to time!?" "I wanted to make a joke to calm you down." "Well, rather than a joke, I''ll say that it''s a fact." "I''m really sorry for making a vague joke that wasn''t really funny." "No no, it''s fine. More importantly." "What is it?" "Are those students attending their remedials properly?" "Yes. Looking at the current situation, they are, but" "But?" "I suppose that they will be utterly furious in another 2 weeks." "Is there a basis for the 2 weeks later part?" "That will be time for Christmas Eve." "Those guys will definitely be up to something." "Yes. It is very likely that those people will create quite a commotion unrelated to their remedials." "I got it. I''ll think of a way." "Do you have an idea?" "Yeah, lots of them." "Now then, Sakamoto, read the following paragraph." It''s time for English remedials. Yuuji, called out by the Ironman Nishimura, picks up the textbook. "Chris must go to his office. But he has helped his son to~~~" "Hey, did you just mention Christmas!? Huh!?" "Calm down, Sugawa. That person''s name is Chris, it''s not Christmas." "" Sugawa-kun angrily returns to his seat. Once Yuuji was certain that he was seated, he continues from where he left off. "There was an interesting event for~~~" "Oi, did you just mention Christmas Eve, you bastard!?" "You''re looking down on us, Sakamoto!!" "Calm down, Sugawa, Fukumura. That was ''event, not ''eve''." "" Sugawa-kun and Fukumura-kun angrily retreat to their seats. "His son tries Chris to get a~~~" """YOU JUST MENTIONED SANTA CLAUS, YOU BASTARD!!!""" "HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!?" The yells from our classmates and Ironman''s bellow echoes throughout the classroom. Christmas Eve''s right around the corner, and us F class male students have transformed into a gangster army. "You went through so much to get decent facilities. What is wrong with you!? Can''t you just attend lessons seriously once in a while!?" A furious Ironman slams the podium. As he has said, we managed to exchange our rotten facilities from before to get the good classroom of class 3-A due to the summoning war against the 3rd yearswell, the only thing that changed for the better are the facilities, and we''re still treated as our usual F class. "But sensei! Please think of of our feelings!" The guys in our class express their feelings to Ironman with a sincere attitude. "We hate Yoshii and Sakamoto to death!!" "Yeah! I want to dice them up!!" "And we''ll feed their corpses to the dogs!" I don''t know any other classmates who are as much of a scumbag as these guys. "I understand your feelings. If you think you can cool off after executing Yoshii and Sakamoto, go ahead." And I don''t know any other teacher who''s as much of a scumbag as him. "But is this really going to get you guys to calm down?" """""" Because of Ironman''s logical question, our classmates went silent. And after a while, somebody dejectedly said, "Yeahit''s as you said, sensei" And then, the other classmates too, "Even if we do execute Yoshii and Sakamoto, Christmas Eve won''t be gone" "And we won''t be happy" "Our desires to curse Christmas Eve won''t disappear" They start to express their honest feelings one by one, and to end off, they shout in unison, """BUT WE STILL WANT TO MURDER YOSHII AND SAKAMOTO!!!" What they probably need to attend isn''t English lessons, but philosophy classes now. "Ahanyway, calm down for now." """But!""" "For your sake, the principal seems to have a proposal." Once they heard that it was the principal''s proposal, everyone in class start to chatter. Yeah, anything that hag proposed, nothing good came out of it. "Erm, Nishimura-sensei, what''s the principal-sensei''s proposal?" Amongst the voices of the sons of the devil in the classroom came an angelic voice. She has soft wavy hair and a gentle face. That matured, calm presence of hers would make anyone who interacts with her feel healed. That person''s name is Himeji Mizuki--erm, how do I put it? she''s also someone important to me. "The principal handed this down. You can take one and hand it down to the back." Ironman then handed the printouts down to the front row. I receive a notice Hideyoshi handed from in front of me, and then I send one to Minami behind me. Eh, what''s written on it? Official End-Of-Year Notice To experience a foreign culture A Christmas Party will be held. Besides the usual tree-topper stars and bells, A Christmas Tree decorated by Kugels and Mistletoe will be placed at the gymnasium. There will also be food provided. All students attending the party are welcome to Expand their horizon and experience the difference in Christmas cultures in Japan and foreign countries. Time: December 24, 15:00 Venue: Fumitzuki Gakuen Gymnasium Participation Requirements: Fumitzuki Gakuen students. Gender is not an issue "Ohh! How nice of the Principal to actually organize a Christmas Event!" "Looks like I don''t have to go hunting those heretics on the streets just to spend time!" Well, I don''t need to use the nail bat and mask that I prepared." Our classmates are exclaiming praises. Amongst those words, the last one seems to capture my attention for some reason. (Gender is not an issue? What does this mean?) "What''s going on here?" It''s now noon break after the lessons ended. We''re having lunch at the tables that were gathered together, and Hideyoshi blurted that as he stares blankly at the printout that was distributed. "You find it weird too, Hideyoshi?" "Me too." "Since it''s that hag''s proposal, it''s no wonder that we''re thinking of it this way." Muttsurini and Yuuji do find this suspicious as well, but that''s not surprising. That old hag caused us to suffer so many times, it''s natural for us to be doubting her now, right? "We don''t know what is going to happen this time." Himeji-san looks a little worried. In contrast to her, Minami, with her trademark ponytails, continue on, "Even if she''s planning something, it''s probably an event to make up for the new school rules, I guess? Isn''t this a good thing?" The new school rules were clamps on us after our showdown against the third years. "Love between Students shall be forbidden." Even though I went to protest to the principal saying that it''s the mistake of an era, this rule was still passed, and there''s an abnormally high support for it amongst our F class guys. Yeah, their main aim is to obstruct the happiness of others. "I''d guess that''s how it is. Since the school forbids love between students, there should be something during Christmas Eve, right?" If two people do have interest in each other and end up meeting during Christmas Eve, it''ll be a violation of the school rules. That''ll be too cruel though, so I guess the principal wanted to organize such a major event in school." "I''m having mixed feelings about it. I don''t know what to make of this" "What are you saying, Mizuki? It''s because of that rule that you can''t be alone together with Aki. You should be happy now, right?" Minami''s showing a profound smile. I confessed to Himeji-san during that showdown against the third years, and though Himeji-san accepted itthe school rules stopped us, and I can''t be together with her right now, so we can only remain as friends. To heck with the rules, I can just ignore it--well, such a thought process won''t work in our F class (Even though we''re in A class right now). Those heretics who serve the name of justice will definitely make use of their intel and work rate to obstruct our date using whatever means they can. "But if the old hag''s going to organize an event for real, it''ll really help me out a lot." Yuuji said, looking nonchalant. As for this guy, if he doesn''t accept Kirishima-san''s invite, he''ll get violated her. If he does accept it, he''ll be executed by the FFF. It''s a tragic fate where he''ll die either way. "We shall be going to Akihisa''s house to party anyway." "But even so, we''ll be targeted for execution no matter what we do." While we''re talking, the guys of the FFF have swapped into white clothes before we know it. According to rumors, they intend to use the spilled blood to dye these white clothes and become Santa Claus. If this event''s able to be held successfully, their rage will probably subside a little. "In any case, it''s not a bad thing." "Yeah, we can enjoy our Christmas Eve in school now." Muttsurini and Himeji-san accepted this too, unexpectedly. Now that I think about it, nobody will meet any misfortune because of this plan. I''ll say that this probably is a plan where every participant will feel happen. It''s once in a blue moon that the principal does come up with something good. "I''m starting to feel that this is a good plan too." While everyone''s laughing away, this is a peace we worked so hard to attain at the end of the year, after a year of chaos. This really is something to celebrate, I guess. "I too find this to be a marvelous plan." "Woah!? Shouko!? When did you appear!!?" While we''re chatting away, Kirishima-san suddenly appears behind Yuuji. As usual, she''s someone whose presence can''t be felt. "I see. So you''re supportive of this plan too, Kirishima-san." "Yes, it is wonderful." "It''s unexpected. I''d thought you would surely object to this, Kirishima." Once Hideyoshi replied, Kirishima-san shakes her head, saying, "Because the objective of this activity is ''to experience a foreign Christmas Culture''--" Normally, Kirishima-san would show a poker face, but right now, she''s looking a little happy as she continues, "Because there is a rule overseas that ''the ones standing under the mistletoe cannot refuse a kiss''." Kirishima-san''s words indicated the certain bloodshed that would occur during our Christmas Eve. The Legend of the Mistletoe. In Celtic and Norse Mythology, the Mistletoe was deemed a sacred tree that had the meaning of good luck. Also, the Mistletoe was seen as a good luck charm that would protect the children from the demons, and became a target of worship from the people. Happiness and luck occurs under the Mistletoe, and it was said that men and women who affirmed their relationships under the Mistletoe shall obtained eternal happiness. As time went on, it became a legend stating that ''Those that reject a kiss under the Mistletoe shall have ill omens upon them'', and some cultures imitated it as a result. "Wait, you serious!? If nobody can refuse a kiss, that means even Sugawa can kiss someone, right!?" "Awesome! If even Sugawa can kiss anyone, isn''t this the best event ever!?" "Like hell you can believe in it! If even Sugawa''s kiss can''t be rejected, there''s something wrong with this event." The F class idiots definitely wouldn''t miss out on such things, and they''re creating a ruckus again. Yeah. It''s strange if they aren''t reacting to such words, I guess? "Eh? Eh!? Ehh!?" The fact Kirishima-san mentioned caused Himeji-san to widen her eyes. "Ah--speaking of which, I think there''s actually something like that." And on the other hand, Minami seems to know about that culture, so that''s why she''s answering so calmly. I guess that''s to be expected of someone who grew up in Germany. "Mizuki, calm down." "Ah, yes, I''ve calmed down." Kirishima-san patted her shoulder on a panicking Himeji-san. It looks like Himeji-san has calmed down thanks to that, and she takes a long breath, before looking at Kirishima-san. "Shouko-chan, doesn''t that mean--" "Yes. Though there is the risk of kissing someone you don''t wish to kiss--" Kirishima-san realizes Himeji-san''s doubts, and answers as such, "It''s an experience of the overseas culture, so the good thing about this is that kissing someone else isn''t considered an impure interaction between different genders." Kirishima-san''s eyes are looking as harsh as a raptor. "Eh? But the rules I know of seems to have become that only girls can''t refuse the kiss." "So there''s an added line." Kirishima-san points at a line, and the words clearly written there are ''gender is not an issue''. Th-that''s it!? "I thought it was done out of consideration of Hideyoshi." "Akihisa, did you mistake me as a natural monument or something?" So in other words, as long as we get the ones we like ''irregardless of gender'' to the Christmas Tree decorated with Mistletoe, we can kiss that person, right? While this event may have unlimited possibilities, there''s a large risk at this! "Now then, what do we do? Who are we bringing?" "Do you have to ask? Of course we''ll get anyone we meet. Drag every single girl we meet over!" "Hmph, that''s a stupid question." The voices of those idiots reach us, and it appears they''re going to drag anyone over there no matter who it is. These guys really are F class guys, and it''s been almost a year. But even though they''re F class guys, I can''t leave them alone like this. I got to say something. "We can''t, everyone! It''s not breaking the rules, but it''s not a good thing!" "You''re too noisy, Yoshii!" Enough with that sweet talk!" "We''ll slaughter you, you bastard!" Well, this is basically the reaction I expected. I''m already used to this level of insult, and I don''t mind, so I continue, "But think about it! Even if you do bring them over, you''ll be seen as trash by those girls, they''ll be giving you disgusted looks! Are you fine with that?" """"""'' Everyone remain silent. Even if they manage to bring someone over while being all pumped up and such, they probably will feel dejected after thinking of the situation after that. Just when I''m thinking that this is fine and prepare to head back to my seat, Sugawa-kun stands up, turns to everyone, and yells, "You guys are hopeless! How can you be dejected just like this!? Can you be considered proud members of the exalted FFF Inquisition!?" If you''re proud of it, I think you won''t be forcing unwilling girls to kiss you. "But Sugawa!" "The feeling of being rejected entirely really doesn''t feel good!" "Yeah! You''re the exception to be looked down on all the time!" Everyone in class answer. Sugawa-kun reaches his hands out, seeming accepting everyone''s views, and the continues with a calm tone. "I understand your feelings. Kissing is part of the rules, but even I''ll be heartbroken to be utterly hated by girls." """So!"""'' "So you guys, when you face such a situation, this is where you repeat this 3 times in your heart." He stops, looks around at everyone, and then says, "--Hate me, hate me, and then you''ll love me." """As to be expected of you, leader!""" Looks like I underestimated these guys'' stubborn will. "Wait wait, calm down already, you guys." Hideyoshi claps his hands as he stands up, trying to calm down the rowdy class. "You guys are being so open with your words before you''re even hated. There''s no way the girls will come." """Ah"""'' This is where our classmates seem to have realized this. Eh? Me? Of course I knew right from the get go. "Well, ahI guess that''s it." "Hahawhat daydreams are we having anyway?" "There''s still something more suitable for us to do" """Our raison d''etre is to unite together and wreck this event!""" This class is really the worst! "We won''t let you." "Yeah. How can we allow you to ruin everything!?" "Th-that''s right! I waited for so long, and I can''t give up on this chance!" Kirishima-san, Minami and Himeji-san stands up to protest against Sugawa-kun and the others. "Even if it''s your heartfelt voices, I won''t listen to you!" "Right! Don''t think you can beat us here!" "I''ll do my best to kiss the girl! I don''t care how much I''m looked down!" "I want to wreck this event! This event shouldn''t exist!" "We can''t wreck this event!! This may be the only chance for us to kiss someone!" "Anyway, only the misfortune of the couples can protect me!" After this incident, us second years were divided into three factions, And what was supposed to be an event held on the Christmas Eve became a riot because of all kinds of thoughts. It''s the day of the Eve itself. The third years aren''t attending because it was nearly time for their exams, and the first years said that they would be negatively affected if they got involved with us (how rude), so they aren''t coming. As usual, only the second years are gathered at the gym for the Eve itself. "Wow! They really did prepare drinks and snacks!" "Even the decorations have a Christmas feel to them." The decorations in the gym we entered really can be said to be in a party mood. They also did prepare simply drinks and tidbits. "But I''m surprised by you, Akihisa. I''d say that back then, you would be rushing over whenever you see food." "Right now, my food money''s kept in check because nee-san''s watching me." What happens next is that the money to buy games and manga vanished. If I have to say, I prefer my previous lifestyle "For me, I''m glad that Akihisa-kun''s living a healthy lifestyle. But I don''t have a reason to make food for me, so I''m a little lonely" But thanks to that, the chances of me eating Himeji-san''s killer cooking is much less than before. Maybe I have to thank nee-san about that. "But nobody''s really interested in the food." "Of course. Eating isn''t the main point for everyone today." We''re hungry high school students with large appetites, but none of us in the gym is touching the food and drinks. We''re just staring at the large Christmas Tree in the middle of it all. "Hey, what do we do, Sugawa? Do we kill off that bastard Yoshii first?" "No, wait. Himeji and Shimada won''t come to the tree if that happens. Lure the prey in. Wait for it to fall into the trap, and go for the kill." "I see. So the trick''s to use the girls as bait and execute him." That''s the conversation of the faction centered around Sugawa-kun. That gang''s planning on the toughest thing, but with so many people around, I should be most wary of this group. "What should we do?" "What? Anyway? Let''s destroy everything!" "But ''he'' hasn''t given any instructions" That''s the conversation of the . Most of the genuine scumbags are part of Sugawa-kun''s faction, and the non-scumbags students typically won''t come to wreck everything. Because of that, this faction is in the awkward position of being the smallest, and there doesn''t seem to be someone leading them. I can''t just ignore them, but there''s nothing worth being wary against them of. And then, "Let''s do our bestlet''s experience a foreign culture." "I''ll do my best too." This is the event supporting faction led by Himeji-san and Kirishima-san. Of course, I belong to this faction too. "Yuuji, what do you think we should do first?" I ask Yuuji, who''s standing beside me. "Oh, yeah." Yuuji stares at the Christmas Tree, and answers. "First, we need to break from the girls and act separately." "Eh? Why?" I can''t help but blurt. We''re aiming to go to the Tree with the girls. If we''re to work separately, we can''t do so. Yuuji seems to have predicted that I would answer this, and continues, "Did you just hear Sugawa''s words? if we''re going to achieve our aim, we need to first eliminate our enemies and ensure our safety. If things are going as what those guys want, Himeji''s going to end up experiencing the foreign culture with someone else now, you know?" "I-I see! That''s how it is." Well, what Yuuji said is rather correct. Forget about being unable to achieve my own aims; I can''t let Himeji-san''s lips be taken by anyone else! He''s right. We need to first eliminate our enemies. "Do you understand this too, Shouko? Move over to a safe place for now." "But." "Don''t let me explain myself again. The most important thing to me is to ensure your safety." "Yes, I got it. Let''s go, Mizuki." "O-okay." Himeji-san nods lightly, and follows Kirishima-san. "Now then, Yuuji, how about we clean up this trash once the event starts?" "Right. You can have the barricade tape and start off first. I''ll clean up the scraps." "OK!" The basic plan was set. Our attentions are gathered on the signal to indicate the start of the event. And about five minutes later, What sounds like Takahashi-sensei''s voice can be heard as the announcement comes from the readied speakers. "The Fumitzuki Gakuen Christmas Experience Program shall begin from now. Please be discreet and have a pleasant Christmas Eve." """GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!""" These words indicated the start of a discreet, enjoyable Eve. Speaking of which, based on what I just heard, as long as Himeji-san and Kirishima-san aren''t around, the chances of any attack from Sugawa-kun and the others, the ones we should be most wary of, should be low now. Doesn''t look like I''m in much danger-- ""Die, Yoshii, Sakamoto!!"" "Why!?" Sugawa-kun and Fukumura-kun suddenly attacks Yuuji and me. They don''t care about their plan now? "Calm down, Sugawa-kun! Fukumura-kun! Your plan won''t work even if you get rid of us!" I dodge as I try to calm them down. ""Like hell it won''t!"" But my words were rejected by them. "That''s why I say that you''re stupid, Yoshii." "You''re seriously too naive there!" "Wh-what''s going on?" What''s wrong with my thinking here? They definitely won''t attack us without Himeji-san and the others around. Am I wrong? "We''ll hang you on the Tree to lure Himeji out!" "So you can just go ahead and die first." "That''s more evil than what I imagined!" And what''s ridiculous is that they''re making it sound somewhat logical. Even their personalities have rotted further! Looks like I need to do something now! "Let''s go, Yuuji!" "Okay!" A charging Sugawa-kun faces off against me, and standing in front of Fukumura-kun is Yuuji. ""DIE!!!"" I dodge Sugawa-kun''s punch, and turn behind him to give him a kick. On the other hand, Yuuji uses the momentum to grab the enemy and throw him off. "Wo-woahhomph!!" "Oompgh!" Fukumura-kun was thrown away, and knocked into Sugawa-kun who was kicked away. And then, when they crashed. """Ah""" "Owwhat?" "Wh-what''s going on now? Why are they looking at us now?" --They rolled to the bottom of the Christmas Treethey''re there now. "Sugawa Ryo-kun and Fukumura Kouhei-kun of class 2-F have arrived under the Mistletoe. Please experience the culture together." Takahashi-sensei calmly announced. "W-wait, you''re kidding, right!?" "It''s impossible for us guys here, right!?" "There was a notification in the event announcement. Do experience the culture as quickly as possible." Wait, don''t tell me that the ''gender is not an issue'' part isn''t just for a girl and a guy, but even guy on guy is fine here!? "W-wait! This is too ridiculous now!" "Yeah! I object!" "Objection overruled. Both of you are to experience the culture as quickly as possible. If you wish to continue resisting, the teachers'' summoned beasts will forcibly carry it out." Since the rules were set, it''s useless no matter how Sugawa-kun and Fukumura-kun protests. Well, it''s because they wanted to use this rule to kiss girls, and the girls have to accept this, yet they want to arrogantly refuse this. There''s no way there can be such a good thing. "The second warning is over. Since the parties involved have no intention of carrying on, the teachers shall forcefully execute this." "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" "SOMEBODY! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! THIS IS TOO CRAZY! DON''T COME HERE, SUGAWAA! DON''T COME HERE!!" The flustered yells happen right when the two faces approach each other. """" And then, their lips met. This isterrible "Hey, lookthat Fukumura has passed out" "That bastard Sugawa''s eyes are gone nowhe''s now a vegetable, isn''t he?" The students watching the chaos from afar can be heard whispering. ''"Now then, we have a pair experiencing the culture festival. All other parties, please participate with enthusiasm." The killing intent that was roaming just a while back is now completely gone, and replacing it is a gloomy atmosphere covering the gym. """(gulps)""" Everyone present gulps. Nowwe can''t move carelessly at all! I can feel tension throughout my body. Or I''ll say that thanks to this tension, the sixth sense I''ve refined for so long unconsciously captures the killing intent coming from behind, and I manage to dodge that attack successfully. "!" Whoosh. That kick grazes past the top of my head right when I squat. While I hastily adjust myself and pull my distance, standing in front of me is the scumbag who''s clicking his tongue because his attack missed. "What are you doing, Yuuji!?" "Damn ityour sixth sense is ridiculously good, Akihisa!" That opponent is--the guy who''s supposed to be my buddy--Yuuji. "Stop it, Yuuji! Aren''t we having the same aim!?" "How can we possibly have the same aims!? I never intended to be on your side!" "Why!? Don''t you want to experience the culture with Kirishima-san!?" You''re a guy too, and you''re in love with Kirishima-san. There''s no reason for you to be unwilling! "This isn''t a question of whether I want to do this, Akihisa! Well, I don''t think you''ll understand when you confessed so loudly it could be heard from anywhere near the school." "W-what?" "--Isn''t it just a punishment game for any ordinary person to do that sort of thing in front of so many people?" Ohh, now that you mention it, yeah. "I get it, Yuuji." "Yeah. In other words, we just need to deal with everyone watching, right?" "You don''t have any right to criticize Sugawa-kun and the others!" Yuuji raises his fist. Ugh!Negotiation breakdown! I''m fine though! A scumbag''s rebellion is nothing in the face of so many in our faction! "! End this trash now!" I shout out. But in response of my shout, everyone around me "Huh?" Doesn''t seem to be responding to my shout. What''s going on? "Pfftyou''re really an idiot, Akihisa." "What the?" "Did you forget that the central members of your faction Shouko and Himeji aren''t here?" Suddenly, I understand what Yuuji meant at the start of the eventhe sent Himeji-san and Kirishima-san not to ensure their safety, but to get rid of them! "No way, Yuuji! And I still trusted you as a friendyou''re an ally!" "Ha! Thanks for trusting me so much, Akihisa! I''m against this event to begin with!" How cruel! My trust was actually betrayed! "Does that mean that the bug I set just in case comes in handy now!?" "Yuuji, I heard everything." "Woah? Shouko!? Akihisa you bastard! You didn''t trust me at all, did you!?" "Yuuji, don''t you dare run away." Yuuji''s scampering like a rabbit, and Kirishima-san''s giving pursuit from behind. Now then, I''ve sealed Yuuji for now. "Alright, up next, I''ll--hm?" "don''t you dare escape, Akihisa." Another killing intent, and this time it''s from Muttsurini holding a taser. "Impossible! Why are you on that side too, Muttsurini!?" "Akihisa, you won''t understand." Muttsurini''s glaring at me with vengeful eyes. "The pain of this body cursed by blood whenever there''s a good opportunity." While he does look decent, the main thing is that he''ll have a nosebleed whenever he''s about to kiss someone. "Ah, I get it. If you get too close, you will touch a girl''s breasts, right?" "(Shakes head furiously)" Muttsurini continues to deny with his old usual self. If this guy''s doing this action, he''s basically admitting to it. "You don''t have to give up, Muttsurini. You just need to get together with a girl who''s flat-chested." "Are you talking about Shimada?" Now even Muttsurini''s thinking is that ''flat-chested = Minami''. I can''t help but find this pitiful. "She has someone she likes." "Ah" Muttsurini''s words and eyes cause me to let out a strange squeal. Do-don''t say such embarrassing things now "N-no, isn''t there someone else?" "Hideyoshi''s a friend." Ahh, yeah, well, Hideyoshi''s rather flat--no! "Isn''t there anyone else other than Hideyoshi?" Muttsurini then goes through a quick thought. After that, he seems to have thought of something, and says to me, "Akihisa." "Yeah?" "Going for Shimada''s sister is a crime." I''m thinking that Muttsurini''s brain is dangerous to actually think like that. "Seriously. Why are you having such tunnel vision--" "Shut up. I''ll kill you." While I''m focusing on talking, Muttsurini charges at me with his agility and the taser in his hand. I-I''m doomed! Right when I''m a step slow in my reaction, thinking that I''ll be hit by Muttsurini. "Well then, can I bother you for a while, Muttsurini-kun?" "!?" Somebody''s voice can be heard from the side, and his actions immediately stop. "Phoaa!" Using that rare chance, I roll aside to dodge that attack. That was real close. "Thanks for helping, Kudou-san. You saved me." "No no. It''s not much." Helping me here is Muttsurini''s nemesis, Kudou Aiko-san of A class." "Kudou Aiko, what are you doing here?" "Ahaha. It''s nothing much." While Muttsurini jumps back and warily guards himself, Kudou-san raises her chest, and laughs. "Well, my breasts are really small, you know?" """" Muttsurini and I are left speechless. This really is a troubling confession. "What are you trying to say?" "Hmwell." She places a finger at her chin, and chirps, "Do you want to experience the foreign culture with me?" "The presence of death looms!" Muttsurini rolls aside in his panic, and flying right by him was a ball point pen and a penknife. """Tch.""" Also, there''s the loud sound of clicking tongues around us. The FFF Inquisition won''t allow traitors to exist. "Kudou Aikoar-are you trying to kill me?" "Not all. I"m just wondering if it''s time we should at least end the proposition when we first met?" "What do you mean?" "Do you need to ask?" While Muttsurini keeps his guard up, Kudou-san takes a step forward. "--Shall we have practical health education?" "Killing intent!" Muttsurini dodges the assault of stationery that''s definitely heavier than the last time. While he continues to keep his guard up, Kudou-san then continues happily, "You don''t have to be so nervous, Muttsurini-kun. I''m different from you in that I do have lots of practical experience." "This really isn''t good!" "Ahaha. It''s just a normal culture experience. No need to be shy about it!" Muttsurini turns around and runs off, while Kudou-san continues to pursue him. Wellif it''s Kudou-san, maybe Muttsurini can pass through this safely without a nosebleed. Now that''s a little interesting experiencethough I''m so envious I want to kill him. "Well, whatever. Looking at this, Muttsurini will have the option of either bleeding out due to nosebleed or be executed by the FFF Inquisition." In any case, it''s better to see Muttsurini retreat first. "Now then, what shall I do." "Push the tree down! Once we''re done with that, the event can''t possibly continue!" "Get all the girls to the Tree, no matter whether we have to beg or lie to them!" Looking at this, I can take down the anti-event and unscrupulous factions down at once. "Yoshii!! You''re the one who''s happiness is something I hate more than anyone else!" "I''ll probably go jump off from a building if I see this idiot kiss Himeji!!" "In other words, this is a proper defense! Us murdering you is legal by law!" There are people swarming in from everywhere. But even so, it''s troublesome to be underestimated. I''ve been through such battles so many times, and I can''t possibly be waiting for my death here! "Photo barrier!" Saying this, I fish out a certain photo. "Hah! You''re begging for mercy using an erotic photo?" "We might as well search you for them after we end you life!" The trio charging at me--Nakamura-kun, Yano-kun and Mori-kun stopped. Humphidiots! "Looks like you''ve notice it, Nakamura-kun, Mori-kun. In fact, Yano-kun''s on my side!" On the photo I took out is Yano-kun holding hands with a girl. "Yano! You bastard!" "I was wrong about you, ex-comrade!" "W-wait! It''s a misunderstanding! I don''t have a girlfriend! Have a closer look!" "Your explanation can come after your death!" "Wooaahhh!!" Yano-kun''s executed in the blink of an eye. Good work! Now I have one less enemy to deal with. "No, wait, doesn''t this photo look photoshopped?" "Damn it! Yoshii, you bastard! You made us snap Yano''s finger joints, tie his limbs and drop a rock on himhow despicable" Let me say this first, I didn''t ask them to go this far. "An-anyway, now''s a chance!" I charge in towards Mori-kun and Nakamura-kun while they''re faltering. But even though it''s 2 vs 1, they''re keeping their distance from me, wary of me, and they shout to their buddies behind them, "Hey, come help us already, you guys!" "Yoshii''s here! Everyone, surround him!" It seems they putting a high bounty on me in this war. I''m glad for this, but right now, this situation isn''t something I can be happy about. "Eh, well whatever. I''m used to being surrounded anyway." While the scumbags are swarming in one after another, I proceed to adjust my position. While making sure I''m not being attacked from behind, I''m making sure that the enemies behind the first row can''t attack. Right now, I just need to wait for them to reveal an opening before I attack. "You bastard! You''re dodging around!" "You''re in the way! Scram!" "Shut up! I don''t have a reason to breathe anymore if I don''t personally get my hands on this bastard!!" While the attacks come at me, I proceed to dodge some, parry others, and once in a while, fight back. There''s no real development, but this little moment isn''t that bad for me. The change in development is, --Zaza. There''s static coming from the speakers. Looks like Takahashi-sensei''s about to broadcast some news. What is it this time? "Sorry to inform everyone, but we are adjusting the summoning system right now, so we shall be implementing a summoning field all over the school. Everyone''s summoned beast will be able to touch physically, and as it is dangerous, please do not do so carelessly--" """Summon!""" They summoned without hesitation. These guys are undoubtedly scumbags, the king of the trash. "Now you''re dead no matter what you do now, Yoshii!!" "We too went through lots of summoning wars!" "Don''t think you''re the only one with an advantage controlling your summoned beast!" The summoned beasts charge at me at a speed that exceeds humans. I don''t think there''s anyone other than Ironman who''s able to fight a summoned beasts with his physical body. In that case-- "Right! I''ll make you regret challenging me with summoned beasts! Summon!" I too can only fight back with a summoned beast! "Let''s do this, you bastards!!" """Take thisss!!""" The enemies charge in along with their summoned beasts. And they ignore my summoned beast. "Wha!" "Die!" "Grit your teeth!" "Guh!" The summoners and the summoned beasts charge right at me. It''s bad if I''m targeted by so many at once "Damnit!" I let my summoned beast attack the enemy before I''m surrounded, but their summoned beasts merely take my attacks and charge right at me. "So what?" They shrug off the attacks, and they''re aiming at me. This is really bad! So many people are ganging up on me, and they''re partnered with summoned beasts that they are stronger and faster than a human. If they''re going to attack me at once, I can only forget about controlling the summoned beast and attack. But my summoned beast is unique in that they''ll feel the pain from the feedback. If I leave it there and let it be attacked, I won''t be able to focus on dodging because of the pain. In other words, the enemy can just focus on attacking me, and I''m in a fix where I have to focus on dodging and controlling my summoned beast. I''ve been had! "I got careless! These guys are actually thinking--" "Go and die, Yoshii! Die die die!" "We don''t care about the summoned beast or whatever!" "I really hate you to death!" "" I guess that''s the outcome when they act on their instincts instead of thinking. We-well, leaving aside the process, I''m really cornered right now. What do I do now! Right when I''m gritting my teeth. "Aki!" A familiar voice can be heard from the other side of the human wall. "!" I duck in the blink of an eye. At the same time, the summoned beasts following the people surrounding me vanish without a trace. Is it the summoned beasts that were beaten back causing an interference that clears them all? "Thanks. You saved me there, Minami!" "Hoho, it''s not much." Once she says so, she pats the ponytail on her shoulder. "If you really want to thank me, invite me to that Tree." Is it just me, or did I just hear something really extraordinary? "M-Minami, that was" "You idiot. Do youreally want me to say that thing?" I''m speechless. If we go based by what Minami said, that means, thatshe wants to experience the culture with me, or something like that. Ever since the summoning war against the third years, she''ll occasionally let out these bombshell like words. "E-ermm, Minami, well, I''ll be troubled." "Really? Didn''t the principal just say it? It''s just a culture experience. It''s no different from a greeting in Germany where I grew up in." "Are you serious? Then, Shimada, you might as well give up on that garbage and come with me, how about it?" "Me next!" "Just thinking about it is enough to make me puke." Something like greeting is enough to make you puke, huh? "Okay, Aki, let''s go." "Wa-wait, Minami, this really is bad!" Minami grabs my hand, and I''m retreating away, trying to retreat. Seeing me like this, Minami looks hurt. "Aki" "So-sorry, Minami. I-I can''t explain this to you well" "It''s fine. I know you''ll be bothered by this, Aki." "Minami" Well, it''s a culture experience in name, and though I already have Himeji-san, we aren''t officially going out together. I do feel however that I can''t develop that kind of relationship with Minami, so even though the rules state that I can''t refuse, if I''m to go on a Christmas date with Minami, I don''t know what kind of face I should show. No, I don''t know whether I should reject or accept this. It seems Minami understands my feelings as she continues, "But well, Aki. This is what I think." "Eh? What?" "If you''re being so troubled--" "Oh, okay." "--I think it''s fine if I knock you out in such a moment." Isn''t that already criminal!? "So I say, Aki, go to sleep for a while." "Ehh!! Isn''t that decision too masculine already!?" I jump back to dodge the punch Minami launches at me without hesitation. No wonder Minami''s so popular amongst the girls given her decisiveness and mobility. It''s tough for me to fight Minami one on one, and also, we aren''t the only ones here. "E-everyone, help me fight Minami off!" "Huh!? What are you saying now, you bastard!?" "Who wants to help you now?" All I get for my pleas are cold responses. However, I do want everyone to calm down and think. "If Minami is to win now, I''ll have to experience the culture festival with her." """Bring it!"""'' Thanks guys! "What, Aki? You hate being with me?" Looking at me, Minami puffs her cheeks unhappily. I hate Minami? That''s "That''s not it, Minami! It''s because I don''t hate you that I''m troubled!" "Eh?" As Minami has said, I do find her to be a special girl. Right now however, I already have someone I''ve chosen, so I can''t falter and give in to Minami now. It''ll be dishonest to both Minami and Himeji-san, and I can''t let this happen! "It''s because I don''t hate you that I can''t promise you that. You can understand right, Minami?" "I-in that caseI guess I don''t have a choice" Minami blushes as she lowers her head. And then, she again lifts her head, beaming away as she says, "Then, to give you a chance to find your excuse, I''ll just knock you out and bring you to the tree?" This isn''t what I''m getting at. "Anyway, you guys! If you dare get in the way, prepare yourselves!" Minami stands in front of my precious comrades, and squints her eyes. Some of them are looking at our conversation, unable to contain the rage (jealousy) in their hearts, and they''re in battle mode. "Tch! Don''t look down on us, Shimada!" "You''re the one who should be prepared!" "Wipe your lips and wait for me to kiss you!" "Humph, fine by me! Bring it on!" Once Minami sees that everyone''s looking agitated, she snorts, and says, "I''ll just rip off your limbs and use the flesh as hamburger patties." """""" Why is it that the guards around me always have such a grave misconception about cooking? "What''s the matter? You aren''t coming?" Minami takes a step forward. Everyone takes a step back, seemingly escaping from here. You can''t! We''re losing in momentum against a creator of the cuisine of darkness different from Himeji-san''s. "E-everyone, we can''t lose in terms of momentum! We can beat her with numbers!" "Hohohocry if you''re scared, like a little maiden." "I found you, onee-sama!!!" "NOOOO!!! Miharu!?" Minami screamed like a little maiden upon seeing Shimizu-san leap at her. Well, she just showed us a textbook example. A textbook case of battery. "Onee-sama, do as I wish! Come with Miharu to the Christmas Tree! Hurry hurry!" "H-how! This is impossible! I gave you enough anesthetic that can knock out an elephant in 2 seconds!" What did you just make her drink? "Onee-sama, it''s definitely because miracles do happen during Christmas Eve. To be precise, Miharu felt danger the moment Miharu had it in the mouth, and spat it out!" "Uu! If I leave you alone like this, the party at Aki''s house will! Alright, Miharu! I''m going to stuff it down your throat and make sure you don''t spit it out!" "I don''t want it unless it''s mouth to mouth!" The battle between Minami and Shimizu-san is gradually becoming a hot-blooded wrestling match. I''m starting to wonder if any ordinary person seeing them will think of them as fighters instead of high school students. "I understand, onee-sama! I''ll throw this man and that ugly pig to that tree so that you won''t want to have a culture festival with them, and I''ll show you an unbearable sight!" "I''ll throw you to that tree along with those guys before you can do it." "Listen up everyone! It''s dangerous here, so run away!" """No objections!""" And all of us hurriedly escape from the place to avoid being caught in their argument. At a safety zone far away from the Tree. "Akihisa!" "Ack, Yuuji! You bastard! You''re still alive!" I just so happen to meet Yuuji, who managed to stay alive and escape from Kirishima-san. Damn it, this guy''s as alive as a cockroach! "Listen up, Yuuji, if you dare stop me now, I''m going to kill you here." "Wait, calm down, Akihisa. Listen to me first!" While I got into position, Yuuji moves his hands in front of me and shows a ''stop'' sign. Eh? It''s rare that this guy''s begging for mercy before me. "What are you planning, Yuuji?" "Anyway, I need you to help." Help? What''s this idiot saying now? "Weren''t you trying to attack me as part of the anti-event faction? What''s with this out of a sudden?" "Of course. I don''t want Himeji to hate me when she''s so excited, and it''s better for me that the FFF directs their jealousy at you." Yuuji''s actually using that as an excuse. I could have helped, but now I don''t feel like helping after he said that. "Then, why do you want me to help now?" "It''s not--really unexpected, but my losses are more than I expected, and I''m lacking in numbers." "Hm? What do you mean?" "I lost 85% of my fighting forces trying to stop Shouko." "So that means Kirishima-san basically took out an entire class by herself?" No matter how much of a minority they are, there should be quite a few of them. She''s eliminating so many of them by herself, it''s like she''s a spartan or something at this point. "I understand your situation, but you and I have different wishes, right?" I''m of the faction wishing for the event to happen, and Yuuji''s against it. How do I help him. After hearing my words, Yuuji tells me off like he''s educating a kid, "I say, you''re an idiot. Think about it. What will happen if your wish happens? And what will you do tomorrow?" "Hm?" Now that he said that, I never did think of what will happen after tomorrow. I had to endure thanks to the new school rules, but doing that culture experience thing in front of so many people is like a public execution. Also, once that happens, those guys will be so jealous that they''ll carry out a public execution during the FFF Inquisition hearing. "Eh?" Speaking of which, this doesn''t just applies to us pro-eventers, it goes for the rest too. Anyone will feel disgusted having to kiss someone they don''t want to do with, so the ones happy will be hated by others starting from tomorrow. This is basically what it means to be on tenterhooks. "That''s weirdat the very least, it should be the Holy Night worth celebrating over" All kinds of lighting are placed on the streets since a month back, and kids and couples will get excited about this. This kind of activity is the real Holy Night. Now that I mention it, what''s the reality appearing in front of us? Students wounded and fallen. Decorations that were caught in the turmoil and wrecked. Growls and grudges echoing everywhere. Maybe "If it continues on like this, if we think of what awaits us afterwards, there''ll just be suffering for everyone?" Once my mutter was heard, "That is correct. You''ve finally noticed it, Yoshii-kun." Appearing behind Yuuji is the second in our year, Kubo-kun. "Eh? This? Why are you here, Kubo-kun?" "What is the matter, Yoshii-kun? Why are you looking so shocked?" "No, well, I''m shocked here. I thought you won''t have any interest in this sort of thing, and that you wouldn''t come, Kubo-kun." When we were peeping on the girls a long time back, Kubo-kun wouldn''t participate even until the very end. Looking at his serious personality, he probably won''t like such a frivolous thing. "It''s true that I don''t really like such activities. Based on tradition, it should be done between willing parties, and I''m not really comfortable with the liberal Euro-American style of liberalism." "You''re right." "But, I''m not making it an absolute." Kubo-kun nudges his glasses with his middle finger. "Once I learnt of the one I like being involved in such an activity, I couldn''t stand back and watch." What''s going on? I feel a chill on my back the moment Kubo-kun said these words. Is it because the heater in the gym''s broken? "I hope you''re not mistaken, Yoshii-kun. I don''t intend to participate in the culture festival with that person." "Ah, I see." He did just say that. "It''s just that I don''t wish to see that person kiss anyone else again." "I seehuh?" Kubo-kun''s words seem very strange to me for some reason. Again, as in? "Even now, I''m dreaming of what I couldn''t stop back then. I want to do my best to prevent any further regrets." "I-I see. I don''t really understand, but I think it''s fine." Anyway, let''s end this conversation now. This is what my instincts are telling me. "Yeah, that''s how it is. It''s about time to end this stupid event, Akihisa." "It''s as Sakamoto-kun said, Yoshii-kun. We''re aiming for the same thing. Will you not help us?" Now that they mention it, it''s really the case. If the three of us can work together and end this activity, that''ll be the best outcome for us. "Alright, let''s do this, Yuuji, Kubo-kun!" "Alright! Let''s cut that Tree down and put an end to this mass of evil!" "We shall work together to achieve our aim, Yoshii-kun." "Righto!" We should end this event that''ll make all participants very unhappy here! "I won''t let you! --Summon!" """!?""" With a sudden shadow popping in, we got into battle positions. ""Summon!"" Yuuji, and Kubo-kun then proceed to call out their summoned beasts to fight off the intruder. 2-D, Tamano Miki, Physics, 92 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Physics, 88 points. + 2-F, Sakamoto Yuuji, Physics, 269 points. + 2-A Kubo Toshimitsu, Physics, 353 points. The opponent''s Tamano-san from D class? She''s a dangerous opponent in many waysbut with this level of points, it''s fine! "Sorry, Tamano-san, but I''m going to end this quickk." Once Tamano-san''s summoned beast appears, I let my own summoned beast charge over and attack. She''s trying to let it defend itself, but there''s still many openings in that defence, and my attack manages to penetrate through without much difficulty, hitting the main body. 2-D, Tamano Miki, Physics, 4 points Vs 2-F, Yoshii Akihisa, Physics, 88 points. Now that the numbers have updated, Tamano-san''s summoned beast is dying. She can''t so much use a kid''s strength now. But even so. "It''snot over yet!" Tamano-san continues to control her summoned beast while showing no signs of giving up. As she''s lacking in strength, the beast is just swaying around whenever it raises the weapon. I''m guessing that it''s more likely for her to self-destruct than for me to beat her seeing how she''s so weak now. "I won''t agree to cutting the Tree down!" But even so, Tamano-san continues to desperately stand in front of us. "Tamano-san, why must you?" I just blurt out without thinking. There''s Kubo-kun, second in our year with a powerful summoned beast. There''s Yuuji with amazing reflexes, skilled at fighting and high scores. And there''s me, the punishment inspector whose control of the summoned beast always puts me in an advantage. It''s the 3 of us versus Tamano-san herself. It''s a little rude for me to say this, but--she''s too weak. But even so, Tamano-san continues to try and stand up, and I''m somewhat respecting her for this. "Give up already, Tamano-san! If you keep this up, we''re going to do some direct measures even if you''re a girl" While I''m trying to coax her to back down, looking at how she is right now, I''m guessing that even if her summoned beast is beaten, she''ll charge right at us. If that really happens, we have to do something appropriate against it, but I really don''t want to do it if I can. Please, back down! "I can''tgive up!" Why is it that my earnest wishes can''t reach her? Tamano-san drags her dying summoned beast and charges at us with that weak, girlish power of hers. "Because, that Tree, is the symbol of hope! It''s something important to everyone!" "T-Tamano-san" "I won''t admit defeat until Aki-chan, Sakamoto-kun and Kubo-kun reaches that Tree!" "Yuuji, Kubo-kun, let''s do this!" "Here we go!" "I''m sorry, Tamano-san." "Ahh! My summoned beast! My summoned beast--pwehh!?" Yuuji and Kubo-kun defeats Tamano-san''s summoned beast, while I proceed to carefully tie up Tamano-san with tape and wire. Phewshe''s still as dangerous a girl as before "Nmm! Mhmmm!!!?" While pinning down Tamano-san as she continues to struggle by her hands, I look for Yuuji. Yuuji turns towards me, saying with a smile, "I actually wanted to use you as a sacrifice, or a decoy at least. Kubo and I would then use the summoned beast to destroy the Tree." "Yuuji, I can''t accept this idea." Assuming that even Kubo-kun and Yuuji are able to knock down the Tree, I''ll be surrounded by a bunch of furious, dangerous people, and my chances of surviving will probably be zero. Even if I do something beforehand to ensure my safety, once this idiot achieve his aim, he definitely won''t be saving me after this. "Ah, I get it. So that''s why I changed the plan a little." "Eh?" Yuuji answers me so readily. Not good. There''s something bad in this! Right when I''m thinking of this and planning my escape, "STOP IT, AKIHISA!! YOU TIED UP TAMANO AND WANT TO KISS HER NOW!!" "YUUJI YOU BASTARDDDD!!!" That disgusting yell of Yuuji echoes in the gym. Th-this is bad! "Hm? Yoshii-kun? Where are you going right now in a hurry?" "L-let go of me, Kubo-kun! If I don''t hurry now!" "Nice, Kubo! Don''t let him get away!" "??? I don''t really understand" Kubo-kun tilts his head in confusion. Right now, I really hate how stupid he is for not being able to understand the seriousness of this situation. At this moment, "A~~~~ki~~~~hi~~~~sa~~~~kun~~~~?" I can hear a terrifying voice that seems to be coming from underground. Oh dear dear dear! "Hi-Himeji-san, you''re" "Yes, I''m here. I thought it''s time for you to be looking for me, so I was in the gym for quite a while." "Ah, ahahaha. That''s, quite a coincidence" "Yes, it is." Himeji-san smiles. "Speaking of which, Akihisa-kun." "Y-yes?" "I just heard some strange stuff just now. What is it?" The smile never vanished from Himeji-san''s face as she asks me this. Th-this is really bad! If I don''t do anything to save myself now! "Well, that''s a joke, Akihiksa-kun. No matter what happens, I know what kind of person you are, so it''s most likely a mistake" "Yuuji you bastard! Take responsibility and be my shield!" "Hey, Akihisa! Stop using me as a shield now!" "S-stop it, Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun! This isn''t the time for you two to be fighting now" I stand behind Yuuji, using him as a shield, and Yuuji grabs me, trying to push me onto the floor; as a result we''re rolling around. At this moment, Kubo-kun, trying to stop us right now, got tangled """Woah!""" And the three of us end up rolling around. "Owwww" "Ouch" "Ow" The three of us dust ourselves and stand up at where we''re at. At the same time. """""" The guys surrounding us are watching us silently. Th-this is? "I-I say, Yuuji, Kubo-kunwhy is it that everyone seems to be giving us pitiful looks?" "Wh-who knows? I don''t under" "Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun, it''s hard for me to say this momentbut we rolled to the Tree together" ""I can''t hear you (at all)!!"" "Yoshii Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto Yuuji-kun of class 2-F and Kubo Yoshimitsu of class 2-A have arrived under the Mistletoe. Two of them will have to carry out the experience." Takahashi-sensei''s unsympathetic voice can be heard. "Th-those guysI thought they were usually fooling around together here and there. As expected" "And it''s three of themthey''re hopeless" "Tch! Don''t look over there. Our eyes will rot!" There''s condescending looks from our peers surrounding us. I don''t want to admit itthought I don''t want tobut I have to! We''re under the Tree right now! "Uuwe got no other choice, but it''s the rules. Kubo-kun and Yuuji, you two reached the Tree just a little earlier than me, so you two can experience the culture together." "Yeah. Rules are rules, so take it like a man. You two can kiss together since you reached earlier than me, Akihisa and Kubo." "Ah, no, I''m sorry, you two, but you two are the first to reach, Yoshii-kun and Sakamoto-kun, and I got involved to break you two upI''m really sorry." The three of us have 3 different explanations. What are those two saying? I''m the last one there, right? "That''s wrong! I clearly saw Yuuji and Kubo reach first! You two can kiss and don''t get me involved. That''s the correct decision!" "Shut up, Akihisa! I say, Kubo! You''re on good terms with Akihisa, right? Now everyone except for Akihisa can be happy now, isn''t it?" "Sorry, Sakamoto-kun. Such a pretentious request is against my beliefs. It''s you and Yoshii-kun who reached firstI''m so sorry." "The decision has been made. Yoshii Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto Yuuji-kun of class 2-F, please proceed with the culture experience as soon as possible." ""NOOOOOOO!!"" "Please redetermine this! It''s definitely Yuuji and Kubo-kun!" "Don''t joke around, Akihisa! You got kissed by Takashiro once, so there''s no problem for you to take a second one! Just give up now!" "I think we should have Aki-chan, Sakamoto-kun and Kubo-kun take turns!" "Tamano-san!?" "How did you break away from those sturdy knots!?" "I managed to break out through brute force, but don''t worry about such little details. More importantly, hurry with it! If you think you''ll be embarrassed because you''re both guys, let''s have Aki-chan dress up as a girl again, shall me? Or rather, let''s do it!" "The second warning is over. It has been determined that the parties have no intention of doing so, and so the teachers will forcibly proceed with it." ""WE DON''T WANT THIISSS!!"" "Yoshii-kun, Sakamoto-kun, I don''t have any grudges against youbut let''s wash away the hatred of being toyed around by you over the entire year!" "Fuse-sensei, your hatred is showing completely" The teachers call out their summoned beasts to proceed with it, and they approach us. Th-these guys! "Damn it! Looks like we can only go head on now! I don''t care whether they''re teachers or not, I want to send them flying and live on!" "Well said, Yuuji! That''s how it is! Can''t we just destroy the tree and everything else to put an end to this barbaric activity!?" We proceed to get into battle position. "Aki-chan! You can''t be embarrassed now! You have to accept this wholeheartedly so that your body and mind will be happy!" At the same time, Tamano-san, who managed to break free of those restraints through some god-given luck or something, is charging at us through superhuman movements. "Ah! Wait! If those two idiots are going to kiss, won''t that mean that Kubo-kun''s left alone? He''s under the Tree now, so that means I can go up and kiss him! Nakabayashi Hiromi, charge!" "Hey, look! A girl''s running towards the Tree!" "What did you say!? So that means if we go now!" "Outta my way! Me first!" "No, me!" And a bunch of idiots proceed to charge in after Nakabayashi-san. As for what happened afterwards, I can''t explain it with the words I know. Only one person, Hideyoshi, who never participated because he sensed danger, stares at our faces once everything''s over, saying, "I-I''d say, no matter what happens to you guys, I''ll treat you guys as friends." That stiff smile of his left quite a deep impression on me "--So in other words, the Tree was destroyed from the base itself, and the gym was partially destroyed. Also, the event was ended when the teachers were mobilized to stop the rioting students, with F class being the center of it all." "I see. Good work there, Takahashi-sensei." "No, that was an expected outcome. It was nothing too difficult, but more importantly, principal." "Hm? What is it?" "How shall we deal with them?" "Ah, yes. We can''t let them off that easily." "Principal, that profound smile of yours is?" "It''s nothing. Normally, I would have suspended them, but it just so happens that Winter break is about to start." "I suppose. We can''t suspend them during the Winter break." "Well, we have no choice. In place of that, the punishment shall be that ''they have to come to school during Winter break''." "Is that so?" "Is there a matter?" "No. I think I have a rough understanding of why you organized the event, principal." "What are you saying now? I''m just doing this for the students to enjoy themselves happily." "Back then, you did make a grumble saying ''Those second year students, especially the F class students, have a lot more summoning wars than I imagined. That''s resulting in insufficient lesson time for them''." "I don''t remember that." "Then I shall leave it as that." Volume 12.5, Me (Watashi), Graduation and Parting words Volume 12.5, Me (Watashi), Graduation and Parting words ''"On this day, as the graduation ceremony arrives, I suppose that all the seniors seated here have their own dreams and wishes as they embark on a new journey."'' The atmosphere in the hall is solemn as Shouko-chan''s delightful voice echoes. The New Year in January passed, Valentine''s Day in February passed, and it''s now March. Right now, we''re seated in the gym where the graduation ceremony is being held, hearing Shouko-chan''s farewell speech. (Hey, Mizuki.) Minami-chan, seated one row in front of me, secretly turned her head around and whispered to me. (Hm, is there something, Minami-chan?) To avoid disturbing the ceremony, I too answered softly. (Don''t you find it strange that those two guys actually participated in this willingly?) Minami-chan said this as she looked at Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun seated behind me. I turn around to look, and found those two looking tense as they listen to Shouko-chan''s farewell speech. (That might be true.) It may be rude to Akihisa-kun and the others, but I''m thinking the same as Minami-chan. Normally, they''ll be yawning away, looking bored, or sleeping away. "Our trustworthy seniors have given us guidance in our studies and club activities, at times kind, and at times strict." It is the graduation ceremony, but it is not for us, but for the 3rd years. As 2nd years, I suppose there is no need for us to be so nervous in this ceremony. Instead of looking relaxed, the 2nd year students are giving off a completely different vibe--everyone present seems to be listening to Shouko-chan''s speech normally. "From now on, we shall inherit the passions of the seniors and strive to improve this school." Everyone else, who should be sleeping away right now, is nervous for a reason. Soon after the summoning wars between school years ended, the 3rd years went into a self-studying period when they could attend school whenever they felt the need to, and hardly attended school. Because of that, the 2nd and 3rd years never met again ever since that showdown, and this ceremony would be a reunion after so long. "We had all sorts of things in the colorful school lives we spent with the seniors." According to Sakamoto-kun, "This is the one time the 3rd years finally met us after the exams, and they got a grudge with us. We don''t know when they''ll exact revenge on us." That was what he said. The graduation ceremony is filled with such sparks as a volatile atmosphere lingered. Akihisa-kun and the others are looking very tense, ready for the skirmish that might occur at any given moment. And in this situation, everyone is concerned with Shouko-chan''s farewell speech, and the parting speech from the 3rd years. Any words from Shouko-chan, who''s acting as the representative now, will be seen as what the entire 2nd year is thinking. Because of that, any single mistake can be seen as an excuse to start a quarrel. That''s what those two said. While it''s true that this may happen in this school, will the 3rd years really do this? "I''m really grateful to the many wonderful memories given to us." Shouko-chan''s clear voice echoes in this tense atmosphere. Unlike everyone else, I''m not really on my guard, so I can hear her ears clearly. I continue to hear her delightful voice present that farewell speech as I recall all the memories I had with the 3rd years. The earliest was the summoning tournament during the school festival. The latest was the summoning war between the school years. We had the baseball summoned beast tournament with the teachers. And we had a test of courage using the summoned beasts. There is a lot of memories related to the 3rd years that I can think of. They are interesting memories, and also painful memories, sad memories, and happy memories. "Hau!" (Wh-what''s the matter, Himeji-san!? You got Anemia?) (N-no, I''m fine) I thought of something unnecessary. I wave my hand at Akihisa-kun, who''s seated behind me and speaking to me because he''s worried about me. I then turn to look back at Shouko-chan on the podium. "Our hearts feel nostalgic and lonely as we recall every happy day we spent with our seniors." Such a textbook farewell speech came from Shouko-chan''s mouth. There is no way for Shouko-chan to be careless with her words, and Akihisa-kun and the rest must be worrying too much-- "She actually said ''feel nostalgic and lonely''?" "Is she mocking us for losing the summoning war!" "If the one talking now isn''t a girl, I''ll have beaten him up!" --It doesn''t look like they''re worrying too much, I guess I show a grimace once I heard the mutters from the 3rd years seated there. Shouko-chan never had such thoughts, but it feels like the seniors have misunderstood that. Is that what Sakamoto-kun is worried about? But even so, they aren''t doing anything drastic, and Shouko-chan continues with her speech. "All the students here will like to wish a great future for our seniorsand to congratulate everyone for graduating." Shouko-chan gave a pretty bow at the end, and ended her speech. "Thank you very much, Kirishima-san" Once the announcement was made, I could heard a long sigh of relief from someone. Even I, who wasn''t that worried, let out a soft sigh. That''s because even if I do think nothing will happen, this is still our school after all "They didn''t do anything during the speech." "Yeah. In that case--" "It''s probably in their farewell speech." "I guess." Akihisa-kun and the others behind me seem to be nodding to each other to confirm something, and I can''t help but turn around to ask them, "Erm, do you think it''s possible that everything will end nicely?" """Not at all.""" An immediate answer, huh "Speaking of which, Himeji-san, do you know how much the 3rd years really hate us?" "Sorry, but we''re as hated as Marie Antoinette during the French Revolution." "We have a long history between us." "Is that something you can say about yourself?" Marie Antoinette was executed during the French Revolution While I''m looking dumbfounded, Akihisa-kun continues, "And there''s no way they won''t do anything when you look at how they act against us till this point, right?" "Yeah. Something''s definitely up." "No way this ends peacefully." "Hmis that so?" If it''s like before, it''s really hard to imagine everything ending peacefully "--To continue, the reply from the 3rd years." And while we''re talking, Takahashi-sensei''s voice echoes through the speakers. "It''s here." "Yeah. Who''s delivering the speech?" "Doesn''t matter who it is." The 3rd years'' farewell speech. It''s supposed to be Takashiro-senpai, the representative of the 3rd years, delivering the speech, but he left Japan before the graduation ceremony to enter another university, so the speech will be made by someone else. Akihisa-kun and the others thinks that it''s very likely one of the senpai TokoNatsu pair (?) will do it. "It''s possible that it''s those two, but they''re A class guys. It''s not inappropriate for them to be replacements." "Well, there''s nobody more appropriate than them to taunt us into a bloodbath." "Those two have the god-given talent to annoy anyone." I don''t think these are words used to praise others The 2nd years got more anxious as a result. And then-- "We shall have the representative replacement of the 3rd years, Kogure Aoi-san. Please." "Of course." """Eh?""" After hearing the announcement Akihisa-kun and the others were taken aback. Unlike what everyone expected, the 3rd year delivering the speech isn''t any of the TokoNatsu pair, but Kogure-senpai. She is a beautiful senpai with alluring and feminine charms. I think she''s very suited to do this in front of everyone else, but-- "No, way!" "Did they just choose the wrong person!?" "What''s with those taunting us with a beauty!?" Akihisa-kun and the others were shocked. Didn''t they think that the other side never thought of taunting us? "The cold winter season has come to an end, and I can feel the warm footsteps in Spring. On this beautiful, blustery day, we are graduating." Kogure-senpai continues on with her speech, not noticing the reactions of Akihisa-kun and the others. Her words showed no malice to us, just a thanksgiving from the seniors to all the juniors. "I still remember the opening ceremony 3 years ago, and in a flash, we have arrived at this very day. There is a saying that time goes by as we''re having a good time, and as the joyful, fruitful days passed one by one, I truly understand these words." Leaving aside Akihisa-kun and the others who are still in disbelief, I silently listen to the poised words from Kogure-senpai''s thanksgiving. Every word she said moved my heart magically. "During these three years, we met all kinds of peopleand all kinds of events happened." Leaving aside the 3 years, this one year alone was eventful. I went through the first summoning war from the moment I was streamed into F class in Spring. I still remember very well how we nearly beat A class, only for our Chabudais to be downgraded to cardboard boxes. We had a tragic incident when the 2nd year boys were suspended from school during the school training trip. Once the suspension ended, there was the major incident of Minami-chan kissing Akihisa-kun. "" Minami-chan, seated in front of me, enter my eyes. I didn''t know what happened between Minami-chan and Akihisa-kun back then. Later on, Minami-chan told me what happened. "I like Akihisa-kun." Though Minami-chan was sorry after realizing my feelings, she really did understand why I like him, and she answered "Then we''re rivals". We''re friends, and rivals. I guess that this isn''t really the same, but it''s probably the relationship Akihisa-kun and Sakamoto-kun has, and I''m a little happy as a result. "The encounter and stories we shared form precious, indispensable memories for us today." Ever since the summer vacation ended, we had summoning wars every day. Our aim was always the same as it was before--to beat class A. Akihisa-kun and the others were worried that I would damage my body as I''m too weak. However, the time back then could be said to be my liveliest moments. Because--I''m happy to be working hard, moving forward to the same goal with everyone. In the end, our duel with class 2-A was interrupted, and it became a war against the 3rd years. We managed to win, and earned the facilities. It took us a long while, but we finally managed to achieve our objective. "Ever since then, we welcomed all kinds of changes. There are changes in our learning abilities, our way of thinking, and--interpersonal relationships." The desks that were chabudais at the start of our second year are now proper desks that were much better than the normal ones. And I no longer hate myself for being so timid. The interpersonal relationships i have now is far different from back then. "To all the juniors in the school, what sort of changes will you go through when you graduate?" Having went through so many changes in this one year, what awaits us in the next? I really can''t imagine. How will the enjoyable days we have now change at this moment next year--thinking about it alone is causing me to shiver in fear. "The fruitful days always pass in the blink of an eye. I wish that all the juniors in this school will spend their remaining short days together with the friends they madethat is because the time you can have with your buddies now is very limited." After hearing the last words from Kogure-senpai, I felt my heart wince. "I have only a year leftto spend time together with everyone" I feel really unbearable, and invariably let out a whisper. "Oh? Nothing happened." "Yeah." "Hm. I''d say it''s best that nothing happened." "How anticlimactic." Once the graduation ceremony ended peacefully, we''re on our way back to the classroom. Everyone was chatting away excitedly. "Speaking of which, a graduation ceremonywe''ll be the ones being sent off next year." "What are you saying? Are you sure you''ll be able to become a 3rd year, Aki?" "She''s right." "You got to call us ''senpai'' formally next year." "Arrogant of you to worry about graduation" "I don''t want you to tell me off like this, Muttsurini!" Akihisa-kun and the others are chatting and teasing each other happily. "" But I''m troubled by my negative thoughts, and I''m unable to smile like them. "Hm? What''s the matter, Himeji-san?" "Mizuki, you''re not feeling alright?" Akihisa-kun and Minami-chan seemed to have noticed my situation as they ask me. "Ah, no. I''m okay. It''s just--" "It''s just?" "After hearing the 3rd years, I suppose our lives from now on will have to change, and I''m feeling lonely" For me, every day now is so enjoyable, so satisfying. I want to continue living every day as it is. I don''t want to change. I want my current life to continue as it is. If I can''t have these wishes fulfilled, at the very least-- "--at the very least, I wish that I can continue to live on every day like this for the year until we graduate, I think" The part I hate most about myself appears in my heart. I''m scared of the changes that will happen in the future. I really feel uneasy about the future where everyone will walk on their own paths. And when I show this side of me that I really hate-- "Ahaha, what are you saying, Himeji-san?" Akihisa-kun simply laughs off my words, seemingly teasing me. Eh? "Yeah. I don''t want to be in the same class as this idiot and suffer the same treatment." "It would be troublesome to have Ironman as the homeroom teacher for another year." "I want a change of homeroom teacher." "But seriously, you guys, you should think of changing your lifestyles." Sakamoto-kun and the others don''t seem to be worried in the slightest. Why!? I''m so worried that I''m uneasy." "Why--" """Hm?""" "Why is everyone not worried at all? Maybe that''s all the time we will have left, right!?" I can no longer hold in my emotions, and before I know it, my voice became loud. It''s because I''m feeling so happy now that I''m scared of those times ending. We may be streamed into different classes once we head into our third years, and everyone will be on their different paths after they graduate. While we continue to enjoy every day together, we''ll soon be in different classrooms, and we''ll be far away from each other. A year later, we''ll be on our different paths, and we''ll be drifting away from each other. For me, such a future is really horrifying. "I wish forthings to remain like thisnot change at all" This is the heartfelt wish that had been lingering in my heart recently. While I reveal my thoughts Akihisa-kun gives me a dumbfounded look, saying, "I say, Himeji-san." "Yes?" "If things aren''t going to change as it is, there won''t be happier things happening, right?" "Eh?" Looking at his dumbfounded look, I''m starting to wonder if he had understood my words. "Th-that''s!" Just when my tone got agitated. "Yoshii, Sakamoto! This is bad!" Our classmate Fukumura-kun dashed out from the classroom, panting as he arrived in front of us. "What''s the matter?" "Those guys were being so quiet during the graduation ceremony, but they set a trap here!" Fukumura-kun leads us to the 3-A classroom that is now ours. And over there is-- "To everyone in 2-F, this is our disdain and mocking. ~Everyone in 3-A~" Placed neatly in the middle of the classroom is the card and the intriguing flower called the Rafflesia giving off a foul stench. "It stinks! The lack of ventilation is causing the stench to remain here!!" "Speaking of which, how did those bastards get such a flower!?" "Why are you being so amazing in such a useless situation!" """THOSE BASTARDS!!!""" Akihisa-kun and the others roar in perfect unison. And as for me, I could only widen my eyes, unable to understand what was going on. "The plotters of this idea''s definitely the TokoNatsu pair." "Those sheetty bastards! They want a piece of us even at the very end!" "Fine by me! Gouge out their hearts along with their second buttons!" "Today shall be their death anniversary." "You guys! Split into 6 pursuit teams!! Don''t let those 3rd years scoundrels back alive!" """Understood!""" I remain perturbed, and everyone''s passing by in front of me, sprinting out of the classroom. And right when Akihisa-kun''s about to leave the classroom too-- "Ah, yeah, Himeji-san." He stopped in front of me. "Eh? Ah, yes." I blankly answered. "As for what we were talking about." Akihisa-kun doesn''t seem to be mind as he continues, "I believe the me next year will get along better with everyone else. We''ll have better experiences than before, and we''ll enjoy each day better than before." Once Akihisa-kun said that, he showed me the smile I loved most, the one that would energize me as I look at it-- "Just like how my relationship with you changed from the start of our second year until now." He gave me those magical words, and sweeps my uneasiness aside. "Ah" My heart''s gradually warmed. It''s as Akihisa-kun said. If there''s no change, I won''t be on such good terms with him, and it won''t be better than how it is now. I won''t be able to look forward to the moments more wonderful than they are now." Once we enter our third years, we will enjoy our school lives differently from before. We can experience the school festival and sports meet that can only be done with everyone. Once we graduate, we''ll have much more things to do. We can go to many different places with everyone, drive off for distant journeys, or go on overseas trips during our long vacations. We''re happy now, but this might not be the happiest moments. As we grow, we''ll have more things we can do, and we can find enjoyment more than we have now. Becauseif this is more enjoyable than last year, the next year will definitely be more enjoyable. "Akihisa-kun" "Hm? What is it, Himeji-san?" Akihisa-kun didn''t look any different form before. He doesn''t look like he has something specific to talk about. He''s always like this. When we first met, he''ll say things like ''this won''t happen'', to shake off the part I hate in my heart. While I continue to be fearful and tentative, he''s always giving me the power of enthusiasm to move forward. "Hey! Let''s go, Akihisa!" "Got it!" Sakamoto-kun prompted, and Akihisa-kun again moves to the exit. "Akihisa-kun." I called him. "Hm? What is it?" While my mind''s filled with all kinds of emotions-- "It''s really greatthat I fell in love with you." "HUH!?" Before I know it, I blurt out these words that can''t be held back. "Eh-eh, ermanyway, we''ll talk later." Akihisa-kun continues to flail his arms flustered as he chases after everyone and exits the classroom. Upon seeing his cute self, I naturally show a smile. "Mizuki." Minami-chan''s voice came from beside me. "Ah, yes. What is it, Minami-chan?" "What you just said is against the school rules, you know?" Minami-chan''s eyes are giving me the ''You''re pulling a fast one'' look. "Well, ermI''m sorry." "I forgive you." "But" "Hm?" "That wasn''t a confession, but my feelings, so it''s fine, right?" "You''ve gotten real good at talking your way out of things." Good grief. Minami-chan shrugs her shoulders, "Well, those idiots have run off. Let''s not look at this weird flower and head off to where Shouko is, okay?" "Yes, let''s do it." I proceed out of the classroom along with Minami-chan. "YOSHII! TELL US WHAT SHE JUST SAID TO YOU!" "WE OF THE FFF INQUISITION WILL NEVER FORGIVE ANY HERETICS AT ANY GIVEN TIME!" "Th-the third years after more important now, right--HIII!!" The noise came from somewhere; it''s interesting, just like our school. Volume 12.5, Authors Notes Volume 12.5, Author''s Notes This afterword contains materials from the main text. To those readers who have yet to read the main text, please be warned. Thank you very much for purchasing this work. This is the author Inoue Kenji. I''ve kept you waiting! It''s been more than a year since volume 12 was sold, and I finally managed to sell the short story collection. Thank you very much to all who were waiting patiently, sending letters of encouragement, Valentine''s chocolates and the handmade cardset from Hiraga-kun. I''ve been keeping all the presents carefully. And sorry to keep all of you waiting for so long! Actually, during the past year or so, I''ve been thinking of what to do for my new work, and the I understandwhat I write always end up with Akihisa and the other F class members as the basis of them, and I''m not in the mood for writing other stories. Even after thinking of a few stories, the story will typically end up as ''if this OO is done by Akihisa and the others". For example "If Akihisa and the others are to become thieves", or "If Akihisa and the others have to work in a job that takes them all over the world" and such. In any case, I love them too much. Right now, I have an initial draft of ''Baka Test'' with me, completed April 13th, 2005. In other words, it''s been about 10 years since they started living in my head. Thinking about it, I spent quite a long time with them. I''m really thinking of going through the details on how different they are now from how they were back then, but as usual, I don''t have enough pages, so I''ll just touch on it a little. About the previous lives (?) mentioned between the short stories, even I do feel that Minami''s background is too tragic. Her previous self is the current Sugawa-kun. She wasn''t crushed by that predicament, and ends up like this, which I find is really amazing. However, once her gender, face and position in the story has completely changed, she''s a completely different person now. Because it''s because of her days growing up that Minami turned into an adorable character once she became a girl. She''s the first to call Akihisa by his name, and the one who got his first kiss. The incident where she became attracted to Akihisa, and when she really loved him really elevated her to main heroine status. There are times when I wonder: Compared to Mizuki, is Minami more--no, it''s nothing. On a side note, in a certain sense, Hideyoshi definitely is a character who changed into a female. The decisive blow was Haga-san''s illustrations, so I have no shame about that. I still remember the first time I was shown the character illustrations, and I earnestly begged the editor-in-charge, "Please make this kid a girl!". Those are wonderful memories, though I was rebuffed in the end. And so, the pages are running out as I continue on. Though I keep thinking of writing the nonsensical little stories like before, it''s a pity. I didn''t get to write them in volume 12 either! So now, I''ll go directly into the customary thanks. Haga-san the illustrator, thank you very much for providing such cool and cute illustrations. The spread illustration this time is really amazing! Thinking of the journey that started from the initial setting till now, I''m really moved. It''s been a joy to work along with you! For the editor-in-charge K-sama, I received some messages you sent from the office on Sunday night, and that''s when I truly appreciate the hard work you put in. I''m really sorrythanks to you, this book is finally complete! Thank you for everything till this point. Please continue to take care of me from now on! To the designer Kaguya-san and proofreader O-san, and so many that are involved, I''ll like to truly express my thanks here. Without your efforts, this book will never be published. And also, the indispensable readers! I hope everyone can continue to support and love Akihisa and the others. The encounter with everyone is the greatest treasure to me. I really think that it''s great that I''m able to write such a story. Thank you very much. Finally, a little promotion. As I mentioned before, I intend to write a story of happy, whacky high school students'' hijinks for my next work. The plan is that it''ll be mainly about comedy outside school. And also, I''m writing writing a manga titled ''Grand Blue'' for ''Good Afternoon'' manga label. If I have to describe this work in one line, it''s a story of ''how will the F class guys look like when they''re in college''. If you''re interested, I''ll be glad if you can browse through this work. That is it for now! I will like to give everyone my utmost thanks ~Inoue Kenji~ The first Spring arrives, after I decided to attend this Fumitzuki Gakuen. The sakura along the sides of the path leading to school are blooming vibrantly, seemingly welcoming our arrivals passionately. I''m not one who really like elegance, but such a scene certainly is riveting. But this is merely a fleeting moment. The scene appearing in my mind right now is the scene of Spring, but it is not about the sakura. Inside my mind right now is my new phase of life, my high school life. "Kubo-kun, we''re in the same class again!" "Looks that way, Tsuchiya-san." It was when I entered school. I saw the class register indicated on the notice board, and went to my classroom, finding a girl from my middle school--Tsuchiya Hinata-san. "We''re in F class. Are my entry grades that bad?" Tsuchiya-san nervous mutters this. She''s probably worried about her studies in the future. "Tsuchiya-san, we''re only streamed based on our grades in our 2nd year. Us first years aren''t streamed according to our grades now, so don''t worry." "Ah, is that so?" Tsuchiya-san gives a cheerful ''I forgot'' smile as she says this. "And besides, if we''re streamed based on our grades, it''s impossible for you to be in F class!" "I have nothing to say to that." Regarding my learning aptitude, I do feel that my grades are decent. Grade-wise, I do feel that there is a very low possibility of me being streamed into F class I suppose. --However, "My older brother mentioned that I might be suited to be in F class" "Eh? Why? What did he say?" "No. It''s nothing much." My smart older brother said that, and even if I want to deny it directly, I can''t shake off the uneasiness inside me. But I''m not joking here! Till this point, I''ve been upright and moral, and I plan to continue being like this! I won''t accept such a critique happily! "Hm? What''s the matter, Kubo-kun? You''re looking rather scary there." "Ah, it''s nothing. I just made a decision that from now on, I''m going to live an honest, peaceful, upright school life." "Ahaha. You''re really strange, showing such a scary face because of that." Tsuchiya-san again shows a bright smile. It''s good that she''s able to be happy, but I''m a little unhappy to be told by her that I''m a little weird. How do I explain this to her? While I''m racking my brain. "By the way, have you heard about the rumors regarding the 3rd years?" "Yeah, the ones about the amazing senior, right?" "I heard that there''s a bunch of them who are treated specially not only by the juniors, but even the teachers." I can hear some chatter from a group of guys, probably from the same middle school. Tsuchiya-san beside me hears these words too, and she stares at my face, asking, "Kubo-kun, do you know of these amazing 3rd years?" "Who knowseven I want to ask." Besides, I only have an older brother who''s in his 3rd year, and I don''t know any other acquaintance. If I really have to mention, I only did interact with the upperclassmen when I visited the school the last time. "There is a senior who can use many different voices, and is an expert at both makeup and acting. That senior looks like either a guy or a girl here, and is really able to manipulate boys with some breathtaking beauty." "Really? That''s amazing." "But if there''s such a sexy senior, I really want to have a look." There''s such an upperclassman? It''s true that I met many pretty girls when I visited the school, so maybe there''s such a beauty amongst them. "There''s also a senior who acts like an elite agent, capable of eavesdropping and doing hidden camerawork. It''s said that there''s nothing he can''t investigate." "Ah, I heard of that too. It''s said that whenever that senior is, blood''s often left in his wake." "Is that where he silences those interfering in his investigationsis he a ninja awakened in the modern times" Hearing them speak, I don''t think they''re describing a high school student, but the saying goes: where there''s smoke, there''s fire. Even if it''s not that ridiculous, it''s likely that he''s a dangerous guy whose blade is clean one moment and blood-soaked in another. I better be on my guard. "There''s also a senior who''s so strong he''s called the Asura. It''s said that it''s normal for him to be drugged, tasered, handcuffed, abducted or jailed." "Is this some fighting manga for the Showa Era? It''s scary" "Mustn''t go against him here" I knew from before that the discipline in this school is a little poor, but I never thought it would be this dangerousbetter to be safe than sorry though. Better pay attention to this upperclassman. "These really do sound like dangerous stuff, Kubo-kun." "I suppose. You should be a little careful too, Tsuchiya-san." I got to ask my older brother about these dangerous people. If I''m not careful, I''ll end up getting too close to them. "And the most amazing of them all is that guy! He wrecked the school 3 times, beat a teacher so bad he knocked him out, incited all the boys in his year and got them all suspended, and he started all sorts of trouble here!" "Ah yeah! Is it that guy who''s called the first ''punishment inspector'' since the opening of this school!?" "He''s just kept on probation? That''s a real criminal here!" "Be careful. That guy''s rather dangerous." "Yeah I heard. After all, that--" """Yoshii Akihisa-senpai!!"''" "Pfft!" After hearing this name, I can''t help but choke. "Kubo-kun, are you alright?" "Ah, yeah, I''m fine." Tsuchiya-san looks at me worriedly, and I wave my hand to answer. Ho-how many rumors were started by that guy!? His infamy is worse than when I did my investigations. "E-erm, can I bother you for a while?" """Hm?""" I approach the boys that are chatting. Got to make sure what''s real and what''s not. "That Yoshii-senpai you speak of. Is he really that dangerous?" "I never met him, but what I said was the truth. That''s what I heard from my club seniors." "Me too." "B-but, I don''t think he''s that bad" Once say that, they''re give me a look a reverence. "Eh? Are you acquainted with that Yoshii-senpai?" "Y-you serious? Please help keep our chit-chat as a secret!" "Please! We''ll treat you to lunch next time!" The boy put their hands together, giving me begging looks. Th-this is bad! If I don''t deny it now, that honest, upright school life of mine will be for nothing! "That''s not it! It''s just that his name is similar to someone I know, I just mixed it up!" "Eh? Ah, what? Don''t scare me?" "I have cold sweat all over my back now, you know?" "And anyway, you don''t look like you''re the type to get involved with such scary people." "Hahaha. That''s what people tell me, the only good point I have." While the 4 of us are laughing, I manage to calm things down. This is closethey''ll be my classmates. If I have some strange stigma attached to me, it''ll cause quite some problems with my future school life. Feeling relieved, I heave a sigh. Suddenly, one of the trio turn his eyes behind me, saying, "And anyway, that girl over there looks lonely when she has nobody talking to her, you know?" Once they heard that line, the other two turn to look behind me. "Such a cute girl. You were chatting away casually just now. Is she your girlfriend?" "How nice~ I''m envious that you have a girlfriend." They''re probably referring to Tsuchiya-san. Well, we do talk a lot, but she''s not my girlfriend. And just when I''m thinking of denying this for Tsuchiya-san''s sake. "Kubo Yoshimitsu! You''re really a heretic after all!" "I have been watching you ever since you visited this school. This is the case after all!" "The rules of the FFF inquisition! Don''t you dare say that you forget that!" Some cloaked men arrived. When did they? "" "" "Your acquaintances?" "No, I think they''re mistaken." "But they''re calling you by your name" "They''re obviously talking to you" "Wait! Don''t pull your distance from me like that! It''s a misunderstanding!" "Kubo Yoshimitsu! Come with us to the execution grounds--no, class #-F!" "We shall execute you if you admit to having a girlfriend, and if you deny it, we shall torture you until you admit it!" """(backs away)""" "I said it''s a misunderstanding!" I continue to shout, but it''s useless. The misunderstanding is getting worse. The cloaked men are dragging me by the arms. At this moment, "Kubo-kun''s little brother, watch out!" A boy runs in, kicking away the ones restraining me. Th-this guy is! "Are you alright, Kubo-kun''s little brother?" I can never forget the guy who put my family in peril, that guy called Yoshii Akihisa. "Y-you bastard!" "First class heretic Yoshii Akihisa!" The cloaked guys who were kicked away groan as they mention this name. Th-this is bad! If they mention this name now! "Eh? Yoshiieh? Eh?" "This name, is it that senior?" "Seeeii!" "Gabu!" To prevent the cloaked guy from saying anything more than that, I proceed to knock him out. I''m sorry, but this is for my self-preservation. Please forgive me. "Ah, Yoshii-senpai. Hello there!" "Ahh, Muttsu--no, Tsuchiya Hinata-san, it''s been a while." And my efforts were crushed by Tsuchiya-san''s one single line. "Yoshii Akihia, there''s no doubt it''s him, right!" "That guy''s the one in the rumors!" Everyone is now confident that this guy''s Yoshii Akihisa. The proof is that they''re all putting all their strength in their limbs, ready to run away at any given moment. In that case, I can only act accordingly. "Thank you very much, stranger. You saved me there." "What are you saying, Kubo Yoshimitsu-kun? It''s not like we''re strangers here." """(Swoosh).""" The classmates I met on this very first day at school are now pulling their distances from us. Wait! We''re not on that good terms. "You better be careful, Kubo-kun''s little brother. This school''s now very sensitive about the BGR issue. The FFF inquisition is now going all out in their investigations and destruction, acting like members of the discipline council--watch out!" While saying this, Yoshii-senpai pulls my arm hard. Following that is the dangerous, buzzing sound of what sounds like a taser, grazing my shoulder. "Yeargh! What is this!?" "The original 2-F guys!" "We sensesome heretics" "Captureand execute" "No, those guys aren''t human now, are they?" Why are they swaying about from side to side as they approach? Why can they attack people with tasers without hesitation? I get the feeling that my common sense from before is completely useless here. "Everyone listen, it''s a misunderstanding! I don''t have a girlfriend, and I''m not on that good terms with Yoshii-senpai--" "Leave the talk for later! Gotta run!" "Eh, ah--wait!?" I''m dragged by the arm by Yoshii-senpai, and we proceed to dash out of classroom 1-F. "That guy''s name is Kubo, right?" "Not sure, but the ones he know are really shady" "Think we better be wary of people like him too" I can hear such chatter from my classrooms, and it appears my ideal school life is gradually becoming distant from me. "PhewI guess we''re safe here" Yoshii-senpai drags me to this old school roof, the lingering frigid winds bellowing away. We''re resting here. "Why did I, end up, in such" I''m wheezing, panting furiously, as I utter these words. And Yoshii-senpai continues to look nonchalant, not looking tired at all. "They''re hunting couples. You see, our school forbids having Boy-Girl Relations." "I don''t care, about couples, or whatnot. I, don''t have, a, girlfriend." "Do you think those guys will care about those words?" "" Now that he mentions it, I only did talk to Tsuchiya-san for just a bit when we visited the school the last time, and I was tied to the execution platform. "Haathis school really is a little weird" Having finally regained my breath, I cough out loud, complaining. And then, Yoshii-senpai answers with the attitude of ''too late now'', and says, "Ahaha, I can''t deny that." "Well, I did mentally prepare myself somewhat before I entered this school" Or rather, it might be said that I chose to attend this school because I got some objectives to deal with in this school. "Speaking of which, Kubo-kun''s little brother." "Please just call me Yoshimitsu." I do find this too roundabout a way to call me, so I decide to make this clear first. "Then, Yoshimitsu-kun, why did you choose this school?" Maybe Yoshii-senpai is feeling suspicious about that conversation just now, and he asks this question. "Well, it''s close to home, so that''s one of the reasons I suppose. And most importantly--" "Most importantly?" "--I want to deny what my brother said." Brother once told me before that ''you have the same way of thinking as the people of F class''. That''s rich. Since you say that I''m of F class level, I''ll enter this school and prove to you that this isn''t the case! But even so, I don''t want to go through with how it all started, so I decide not to talk about this anymore. But Yoshii-senpai seems convinced by these words. "Is that so?" He vindicated me. It''s like he understood what I was trying to get at with these words alone. Why? I don''t think I get on well with him, but in this sensehe''s somewhat sharp. "Is it strange?" "No, that''s not it. I think that if you have different insistence and thinking, you should continue discussing until both sides agree to it, even if it''s someone close to you." "" "Hm? What''s the matter, Yoshimitsu-kun?" "No, it''s nothing. I never thought you would say such things." This guy has the appearance of a pessimist, but he''s unexpectedly so clear-minded about such stuffI''m a little surprised. "The School Opening Ceremony will be held at 2pm. All classes from class 1-A, please enter the gym in order. I repeat, the school opening ceremony will be held at 2pm--" The audio speakers installed on the roof being to broadcast to the entire school. "Oh, the opening ceremony''s about to begin. Got to get back." "Yeah." Both of us remain wary out our surroundings as we head back into the building. I''m the same too, Yoshimitsu-kun." "Eh?" "Kubo-kun--your brother--he''s my friend, but I can''t deny that what he said is all correct." "Yoshii-senpai, this is" "So, Yoshimitsu-kun. I''ll lend you a hand. Let''s work together and change the wrong thinking of those guys." Yoshii-senpai reaches his hand out. Yeah. this guy''s always tagged with many labels he didn''t want to, and he''s always working hard. ''Biggest idiot in school'', ''problem kid'', ''punishment inspector''. Nobody would have wanted to accept such labels. That''s why he understands how I feel, and validates my thinking. Thinking about this, I unconsciously reach towards Yoshii-senpai''s outstretched right hand-- "Please take care of me." And I grasp his hand. "That shall be all." The pretty, black-hair girl I saw during the school visit finishes with her welcome speech to the freshmen, and descends the podium steps. "Thank you, 3rd year valedictorian Kirishima Shouko-san for your speech. We, we shall have added explanation from the newly assembled ''student council that is meant to ensure safety''." Once the broadcast''s made, a crass looking, muscular upperclassman with short hair and--my brother appear on the podium. Eh? I do remember that my brother isn''t in any disciplinary council stuff "I''m the president of the disciplinary council, Sakamoto Yuuji of class 3-A. I will like to welcome all freshmen, and at the same time, I shall explain some particular issues to take note of. This is--" "Vice president of the disciplinary council, Kubo Toshimitsu class 3-A. Please take care of me." Brother proceeds to bow in response to Sakamoto-senpai''s introduction. What is the disciplinary student council about? "Our school has a rule that ''forbids students from being in love''." "This rule is set so that everyone can understand ''a student''s responsibility is to continue working hard, and not forget to study'', based on the nature of this being a prep school. The objective isn''t to limit the freedom that forbids love." Brother''s words do make me a little worried. The stated objective looks noble, but wellboth Sakamoto-senpai and brother look like they''re hiding their true feelings. "Our disciplinary council is established to expose those that break the rules, and need to be corrected--" While Sakamoto-senpai continues with the ideals of this so-called student council disciplinary committee-- "Wait a second!!" """!?""" A familiar voice echoes in the gym. "so you came, Akihisa."""" "Yoshii-kun."""" Sakamoto-senpai and brother both show different reactions to this intruder. Yoshii-senpai ignore their reactions as he points at the duo on the podium, yelling, "I won''t agree to this rule!" Yoshii-senpai triumphant raises the flag of rebellion in the face of the seemingly stifling disciplinary council. But I don''t know if there''s some deal going on in the shadows, since while some students would normally agree to these words, there''s no one voicing out now. Sakamoto-senpai, standing on the podium, appears to be delighted by this as he smirks, telling Yoshii-senpai, "Don''t be ridiculous. None of us will be on your side. No matter how you shout alone--" "I do have an ally!" Yoshii-senpai''s vigorous voice of belief causes Sakamoto-senpai to be quiet. "Oh?" Once he heard that, Sakamoto-senpai then raises an eyebrow. "Yuuji, no matter what kind of dirty means you use to drag Himeji-san and Kirishima-san alongthere is still justice willing to stop evil!" I can''t follow what he''s getting at, but it looks like something troublesome is about to happen again. Seriously, these guys "Come on, let''s stand together and beat down this barbaric student council!" Flabbergasted, I watch their conversation proceed. Yoshii-senpai then turn to me with determined eyes, loudly declaring, "Right now, I shall request a summoning battle against the disciplinary council--with the freshman Kubo Yoshimitsu-kun!" "WHAATTT!?" I yell maniacally. "Interesting. Bring it, Akihisa. Let''s see how much your strength can stand against me." "How can I possibly lose to you! We''ll definitely win and prove that your ideas are wrong!" This isn''t it! This isn''t what I want to deny! He looked like he understood, but he doesn''t understand anything at all! Se-seriously, that guy! "How stupid can you be!" "W-wait, looks like that guy''s Kubo Yoshimitsu" "He''s paired in a summoning battle with that Yoshii-senpai once school starts. This is amazing"!" "Is that the legendary will of F class!" Everyone''s giving me intrigued or terrified looks here. Yo-you got to be kidding me! Why is it that I''m getting such looks when I''m trying to deny that F class is full of idiots! "Yoshii-senpai, please stop! Don''t get me involved in this--" "It''s fine, Yoshimitsu-kun! A first year can summon too! I''ll teach you how to do it! You don''t have to worry!" That isn''t it! That isn''t it, senpai! "Let''s begin, Yuuji." "Got it, Akihisa." ""--Summon!"" Yoshii-senpai and Sakamoto-senpai''s voice echo as they call out their summoned beasts. Th-these guys-- "These guys don''t seem to have matured even though they''re now third years!?" ""Take this!!!!!"" Before I realize it, the gym''s in chaos, like a hornets'' nest was disturbed. These guys will remain like this even until their graduation. I''m sure of it. "Kubo-kun, Kubo-kun." Tsuchiya-san approaches me without me knowing, and tugs at my sleeve. "It looks like every day in this school will be enjoyable." After seeing her smile as she says this, I''m left unable to say anything. I don''t know whether it''ll be fun every day. But I dare say. "Alright, Yuuji! Let''s settle this today!" "Don''t kid me, Akihisa! How can you best me by yourself?" It''s likely that those upperclassmen will continue on with such days. Special Edition, Me and Words and Fulfilled Power Special Edition, Me and Words and Fulfilled Power Hey Yuuji. What is it, Akihisa? It''s late February, right after January and Valentine''s Day, where we practically went through an ordeal. Nee-san''s out for work, leaving me alone at home, and I continue to stare at the screen, asking Yuuji as he continues to play the game. It looks like Kirishima-san wants to do something to you. I have no idea what it is, butI just feel something evil. After school, Yuuji got attacked from behind by Kirishima-san, and he managed to crawl and roll away before he''s dragged off. He came to my house to hide himself. Ahevil presence? Now that''s quite a tough one. Yeah, that''s really terrible. We''re exposed to all kinds of dangers in our everyday lives, this evil presence is worse than what we''re usually dealing with. For example, the stuff from Himeji-san when she starts cooking. For example, the expression Minami shows when talking about chest sizes. For example, the actions by Kirishima-san whenever she sees Yuuji staring at other girls. Those can only be described basically as ''utter danger''. But an evil presence has a distinctive difference from them. If I have to explain, it''s the kind of feeling of ''wrecking a person''s dignity to nothingness''. And to be specific, Something to do with cross-dressing this time? Guess it''s likely. Good grief, both Yuuji and I sigh. The most likely reason for our ill omens probably has something to do with us crossdressing, and that''s something that''ll shatter our pride to pieces. Spare me already. Seriouslywhy is it that the girls around us like to get us into crossdressing? Who knows? They can do whatever they want to themselves, I guess. Speaking of which, aren''t they sick of having to see skirts when they do wear skirts every day as part of their uniforms? I guess I know the reason. Our disgusted reactions. Are you saying that it aroused their sadism? Or rather, how interesting it is to be diferent from our usual clothing. Well, it''s true that gap moe is an important part of entertainment. We, living as guys every day, are shamed into corssdressing. This satisfies their sadism and also allows them to enjoy the gap moe. Killing two birds with one stone, and that''s probably why they''re making us crossdress. It''s a sudden idea, but if we can swap genders, we''ll be able to live normal lives, right? Who knows what''ll happen? fwaah. I guess Yuuji really wants to sleep. He stretches his back, saying, You want to play dumb here? Don''t you want to live a normal, peaceful life? Anyway, I just want a good sleep for today. Looks like he''s really sleepy now. Maybe he went through an all-nighter last night. Okay okay, I get it. There''s that futon you often use in the living room. Okay, just let me have a little nap. Yuuji''s somewhat familiar with this place. He gets up from the sofa, and heads off to where he''s going to sleep. Right, good night Yuuji. Have a nice dream. Yeah, nights. I''ll be glad if I can be happy in my dreams. Yuuji says that, and leaves the living room. I guess it''s about time for me to go to sleep soon. There''s Ironman''s class in the morning. It''ll be terrible if I''m late or end up skipping the class. Before I realize it, even I can''t hold up against my sleepy eyelids, and I return to my room. And then, the next morning, Having woken up, we meet in the living room, and are left speechless as we look at each other. Hey, Akihisa. What''s going on? Hey Yuuji, what''s with this? The shirts have overly long sleeves that seem to emphasize the change in our body sizes. Though our shoulders feel loose, the overly large chest barely manages to prevent our shirts from falling off. The body shape is undoubtedly a girl, but the tone and expression clearly was Yuuji''s, and she went straight to the point, asking, You, aren''t crossdressing there, right? That''s my question I haven''t had a look in the mirror, but I can tell very well from what I can see. I have a rather soft body, some long hair that''s different from before, and also, a chest bouncing in front of me, something I can''t imagine belonging to that of a guy''s. I don''t want to think of it this way, but maybe Akihisa. Have we become girls now? Don''t continue now, Yuuji! I cover my ears, unwilling to accept this fact. AHHHHHHHHH!! I can''t hear anything! I can''t see anything! What are you saying now, you idiot? Isn''t this what you wished for? You just mentioned '' if we can swap genders, we''ll be able to live normal lives, right'', didn''t you? It was a manner of speech! Who could have thought it would have ended up like this! While I''m shaking my head furiously, Yuuji calmly says, Calm down, Akihisa. I understand that you don''t want to face this current situation, but there has to be a way to get back to our old selves, right? I-it''s true When we''re talking about such things, the first thing I can think of is the body swap we had back then. If if we can overcome that kind of a supernatural phenomenon, there''s no doubt we can do something about this! So, as for the reason this timedo you have an idea, Yuuji? Idea? Well, something like the last time during the body swap. That strange thing Kirishima-san''s holding is the cause of it. How can there possibly be such a thing? Who do you think I am? But there''s no reason for such a situation to happen. If I have to mention something, it''s that I snatched this bag from Shouko when I escaped Saying this, Yuuji draws out a bag from her school bag, and checks the contents inside. An old book surrounded with an ominous presence (with a talisman) Stop it, Akihisa! Even if you beat me upnothing canbe solved! I wordlessly pulled at Yuuji''s face. This bastard brought such an indecent thing here! After a whole lot of beating, huff puff, we''re panting away as we try to calm down. But Akihisa, do you think this book has the power to be so precise as to change ''the user''s gender''? I think there has to be something else causing it. Something else? What is this bastard saying? Does he mean it has something to do with me? What are you saying, Yuuji? Even if you say there''s something causing this, I don''t have any idea at all A tutorial on how to fulfill words~a spell that fulfills whatever you say~ Stop it, Yuuji! Even if you beat me upnothing canbe solved! Yuuji wordlessly pulls at my face. This guy''s a hopeless scumbag for beating a girl! If you didn''t say anything necessary, our bodies wouldn''t have ended up like this, and nothing would have happened, right!? If you didn''t bring anything necessary, Yuuji, our bodies wouldn''t have ended up like this, and nothing would have happened, right!? We kept lashing at each other as we reach our arms out to grab each other by the collar. And then, I feel the bulge of the breasts, even though it''s at the top of the shirt. Woah!!? We hastily let go of each other. It''s because of this feeling we''re not used to that we calm down, like we just took a cold shower. And so, we start to scrutinize each other. The feisty expression, and the beastliness on the face hasn''t changed at all. But this time, the figure has the roundness of a woman, and the hair reaches nicely to the shoulders. There''s no sign of the usual spiky hair, and there''s a huge change to the body. I guess it''s due to the good physique she used to have. To be honest, she does look like a typical beautiful older sister, and that should be the case, but The thought that it''s that guy inside is disgusting me Both of us can''t help but blurt out in unison. Well, it''s true that no matter the appearance, it''s Yuuji inside. It''s impossible for me to look at him with those kind of eyes. Well, it can''t be helped that we would have such thoughts about our appearances. Now then, what do we do, Yuuji? What elsejust inspect this book. Yuuji says that as she flips the book open. The content is one befitting of an old booksome nice handwriting of waves and lines. Yuuji, can you understand that? That''s impossible no matter how you think about it. I don''t know whether this is a cursive or a running script, but it''s some kind of a font. This is unlike the words I can at least read and understand, I''m completely confused here. Now this is troublesome I can''t understand the words I''m reading, and following that, I still have to translate it into modern language. Such a skill is impossib le for me, at least. No choice now. We got to go to school now. Huh? Like this? For a moment, I''m shocked at what Yuuji''s suggesting. Won''t we be causing a huge commotion if we go to school like this? We got to go nab Shouko at school. She owns this book, and probably will be able to translate this into modern language. I see. Luckily (?) for us, even if we look different, we''re basically the same person. Our identities probably won''t be revealed so early, and we won''t create a commotion just like that. Okay, then what about our clothes? Lend me your shirt. It''s probably just the right size. The guys'' shirt aren''t much different from the girls. Nice idea. Got it. What about mine? You got Himeji''s clothes here, don''t you? I see. Himeji-san left her stuff here the last timeeh, no. Wait a sec, Yuuji! Are you saying!? Good for you, Akihisa. The crossdressing items she prepared worked for the first time. NOOOOO!! Knowing that I''m to wear the female clothes prepared nee-san and Himeji-san out of their insistence, I let out a loud scream early in the morning. Whydo I alwaysend up with such a fate Don''t lament like that. Aren''t you lucky that it isn''t really crossdressing now? But not when I''m a real girl now! I try to resist, but I''m left with no other choice, and so I''m in uniform and shirt, with Yuuji, at least intending trying to be dressed up as a typical student, nothing out of the ordinary, but Hey, who''s that? Never saw such a babe before. From which class? For some reason, there are strange stares coming at us. And as for me, very concerned with this, I whisper to Yuuji, (Yuuji, why are we attracting so much attention? It''ll be bad if our real identities are revealed) (It''s fine. Just lift your head and chest up high. They''ll just think that we''re from some other class. I see. So that''s how it is. Now we just need to go in proudly. Yuuji and I remain side by side as we head down the path as usual, proudly, proudly, yeah, Are they juniors? No, that''s impossible. Of course, our network consists of all the girls in all the years, and Hideyoshi. They didn''t think of that at all. Rather, their attention on us is increased. I''m appearing to be walking proudly, but inside, I''m in shambles. At this moment, I notice something, That one''s kinda tall, and has a nice figure If there''s such a girl around, I guess we''ll recognize her immediately It does feel like she resembles someone for some reason. Looks like Yuuji''s the only one getting all the attention. Hmph In other words, Yuuji''s the one getting the attention, and she''s the only one who''s at risk of having her identity revealed. I just need to make sure that I don''t get much attention, and I''ll be fine. Now then, Yuuji, I''ll justack! Ho-hold it right there, Akihisa! Don''t you think teamwork is very important in such situations? And right when I''m about to run away, I got something wrapped around my neck. You damn bastard! Don''t you have the courtesy to be bait for a friend? Let go of me, Yuuji! Won''t my real identity be revealed if I''m with you? Don''t say that now, Akihisa. We''re always linked by fate, and we''re buddies with that strong bond, right? While the both of us are creating a ruckus, it sounds like we can hear the people around us more clearly. But seriously, who''s that tall one? Argh, I can''t tell who she is. Though I can tell that the other one''s Aki-chan. Let go, Akihisa! We should split up so that it''ll be more efficient! Don''t you think of it, Yuuji! This is the time when we should stick together and work together! And at that instant, I grab Yuuji''s waist right when he''s trying to slip away. Anyway, why is it that I got exposed? Damn it! Don''t cling onto me! That feminine face of yours is putting me in danger too! Enough with that nonsense. Don''t you have that feminine face yourself, Yuuji!? Not a good idea to think that everything''s my fault here! And while we''re bickering, ''Ah, Akihisa-kun! Who''s that? An anxious, perturbed voice passes my ears. Ah, Himeji-san, good morning. Good morning, ah, no! Please, break, away! Himeji-san barges in between Yuuji and me, prying us apart with both hands. Though I was clinging onto Yuuji, my hands easily let go. Huh? Does Himeji-san really have that much strength? What''s going on, Akihisa-kun? Our school forbids illicit relationships, and speaking of which, you and I are It''s rare to see Himeji-san get so angry immediately. And after seeing her like thiss, Yuuji speaks up, sounding troubled, AhHimeji? Well It looks like he''s wondering whether he should really explain everything. But right now, there''s something I have to be sure about. Hey, Himeji-san. What is it, Akihisa-kun? Don''t you have any thoughts after seeing me like this? Tamano-san definitely applied make-up on you today like usual. Eh? My sex change is a completely different thing from makeup here! More importantly, Akihisa-kun, who''s that? Please don''t tell me she doesn''t mind about me living that kind of life as a guy. Well, never mind. Let''s just explain everything to Himeji. ?You know about me? Eh, ehh Himeji-san stares at Yuuji''s () face, and continues to think. She''s probably searching through her memories, wondering if she met him before. So-sorry, I don''t think I met you before Himeji-san lowers her head apologetically. Well, that''s true. If I don''t know anything, I wouldn''t have thought of this guy to be Yuuji. It''s hard to believe, but please calm down and listen. I may look like this now, but I''m Sakamoto Yuuji. O-okaySakamoto-kun, is it? Himeji-san first digests what was just said. And then, after a pause, Ehhhh!!!? Sakamoto-kun!? She lets out a loud scream. What''s going on here!? Did you go through some operation!? No, this isn''t the caseand I can''t really explain well, but anyway, I''ve become a woman. That''s how it is, Himeji-san. That''s why I''m like this too. Ah, but it''s fine since you''re not much different from usual, Akihisa-kun. What''s with this difference in treatment? No, that''s not it, Himeji-san. I may not have as much of a change as Yuuji, but my body went through a large change too. It''s shocking enough for me to say this. Not much change? I do think it''s an earth-shattering change ? Did something happen? Himeji-san finally appears to be listening to me. In other words, Himeji, there''s probably nothing more ridiculous than this, but It looks like we''ve become girls Huh? Himeji-san widens her eyes with much surprise. Eh? Eh? Then, Akihisa-kun''s getup Isn''t a crossdressing She''s really devastated. H-how''s that possible? And while she''s rattled as she ask this, It''s this guy''s fault. We point at each other as we answer. Thi-this shameless scumbag! She wants to push the responsibility! How''s it my fault! You''re the one who brought this strange book home, Yuuji! You''re the one who made a wish to that book ''change our gender''! And just when we''re about to get tangled up. Ugh! Killing intent! The moment we sense the sudden incoming killing intent, we proceed to jump to the side. There''s mechanical pencils stabbed at where we were. Is this, caused by you guys? And the source of the weapons is Muttsurini, filled with much killing intent. And a slightly rounded figure to boot. Erm, Muttsurini, don''t tell me you. You too? Answering us in turn is Muttsurini''s silence and killing intent. This guy doesn''t look completely different, but her body shape is obviously different from yesterday. It''s your fault. Why am I in such a state!? This is bad. He''s completely angry now. There''s no way that she won''t be angry now that his sex changed without any foreboding, and the culprits are right in front of him. Ca-calm down, Muttsurini! It''s not really a bad thing for you guys! Yeah! You should be happy that the one thing you''re most interested in is right next to you, right!? Shut up, you scumbags! Muttsurini draws some additional stationery, and get into position. Is there not a body other than my mother and my little sister that excites me? I guess there''s a strong impression since this guy''s face hasn''t changed much. About this, all I can do is to express my sympathies. Do we retreat now? While thinking of this, we start to think of an escape. Hehso you guys are the cause of this. Again, we feel an enormous killing intent behind us. Wait Erm, Yuuji, the voice is different, but this tone There''s only that one person who''ll speak to us with such a tone. Both Yuuji and I confirm this, and we turn our heads around tentatively. Standing over there is, Minami (Shimada) became a guy!? I''m the one who should be shocked, you idiots! Minami looks like one handsome looking guy. What''s going on here!? Eh!? Ehh!? Minami-chan!? Yeah! Even though I didn''t expect myself to be like this! This boy has hair that'' has Minami''s flair in it, and there''s her profile there. I see, so this is Minami''s boy edition. It really shocked meI never thought that a girl would become a guy But it''s impossible if we think about it. Your wish is ''for us to change sex''. I never calmed down and observed this! In that case, what''s with Himeji-san being as she is. Is it because she''s too feminine that she can''t change? Aki! You should be prepared now that my body''s like this now! YuujiI''m taking your life now! Minami''s facing me, and Muttsurini faces Yuuji. They''ll just kill both sides if they can''t tell who''s the real culprit. This is a F class like conclusion. Guess I got no choice by to sacrifice Yuuji now! Calm down, Minami! Even if you kill us now, this won''t solve the problem!? Shut up! That''s not the problem! Minami rejects my desperate plea as she stands in front of me. She (Even though she''s a he) reaches out at me, and grabs my chest without hesitation, saying, Why is it that this idiot who''s a girl yesterday and today has such a magnificent thing! WAAAHHH!!? She''s grabbing at my chest in a frenzy, like one vengeful enough after his dad got killed. This isn''t our fault!? You''re just lashing out! But even so, I''m not in the situation where I can use this excuse and escape. I got to convince Minami to live on no matter what! So-sorry, Minami! I''ll reflect on this! I''m really sorry! I''ll bear responsibility for this, so please spare me! While I desperately apologize, Minami immediately reins in the killing intent she''s giving off. responsibility? Eh, ah, yeah. I''ll take responsibility and get everything back to normal. Oh, I see. Responsibility. And then, this time, Minami shows a satisfied smile on his lips this time. This is scary. It''s worse than the expression she showed when she''s raging. And for some reason, Minami gives a far glance at Himeji-san. Speaking of which, Mizuki''s still a girl, the same gender as Aki. Hold on a sec, why does this involve Himeji-san now? I have a bad feeling about this, and Minami continues, And since you say that you''re going to take responsibility, Aki, don''t you find that it''s alright? Huuhh!? Nonononono!! This isn''t what I mean by taking responsibility! While I''m still troubled, Minami presses on as she continues to close it, Wa-wait a minute, Minami-chan! Himeji-san spreads her arms wide as she steps in front of me to block Minami. I-I''m saved! I''ll never forget this, Himeji-san! What''s wrong, Mizuki? This has nothing to with you when you''re of the same gender as Aki and have to be friendzoned now, you know? Minami''s giving off the face of an evil witch or queen from a fairy tale, and in response to her words, Himeji-san backs down a little. It-it''s as you say, Minami-chanI''m the same sex as Akihisa-kun No, this may be the case, but this is beside the point. At this moment, Himeji-san manages to figure out her thoughts, and voice out. Whether or not she understands how I feel, she continues weakly, But I don''t think that''s right. Right! That''s the wrong thing in itself, Himeji-san! Besides, what I like isn''t Akihisa-kun''s body, but his heart Hm? What''s going on? It feels like this has taken a weird turn. The school forbids illicit relationships between different genders, but it''s fine if it''s the same gender. I guess it works out after all H-Himeji-san? She ignores me while I approach her worriedly, and she lifts her face with determination, saying to Minami decisively, Minami-chan! I''m fine with Akihisa-kun as she is now! What are you saying, Himeji-san!? The topic is way off now. You actually said it, Mizuki! Half of Akihisa-kun is like a girl, so even though the appearance has changed a little, my feelings won''t change! A little!? You just said a little there, didn''t you, Himeji-san!? She does think that I have a feminine face after all!? Now that I''ve known this uncensored fact, I''m highly devastated. But speaking of which, these things aren''t what matters now. Anyway, let''s get back on topic. Calm down, Himeji-san, Minami! Leave that aside! The important thing now is that our genders have swapped, right!? Now we got to think of how to deal with this feminine body And while I''m trying to change the topic, Kubo-kun passes by. Oh? He seems to be a little late today. Ah, Kubo-kun. Good morning. Ahh, good morning Yoshii-kun. Kubo-kun doesn''t mind me even though I have such an appearance now, greeting me as usual. He''s a good guy after all. I see. So your gender has changed, Yoshii-kun. Hm, yeah. It''s a long story Normally, I can''t believe such a thing, but I do find it believable if it is you. This doesn''t sound like a praise, but you really helped us out a lot for understanding things so well. I''ll head to the classroom then. Oh, bye then. It looks like he really accepted this. Kubo-kun calmly leaves like usual. I guess it''s to be expected of the second ranked of our year, not rattled by our commotion. Hey, Akihisa. Was that Kubo? You alright? Yuuji and Muttsurini, who were still warring just a while back, stop their attacks as they approach me. Oh? Why are they so worried? Wondering that I''m fine? Kubo-kun''s really amazing after all. He''s able to remain so calm; I really want to learn from him. I-I see. Great that you can think of it this way. ? Why are you being so roundabout here? While Yuuji and Muttsurini are giving skeptical, meaningful looks, Springtime has come!!! I can hear a loud yell from inside the campus, and I guess I can describe it as a heartfelt yell. Erm, why? It''s a familiar voice, but he doesn''t seem to be the kind to do that kind of thing. Woah Akihisa, your brain may refuse to understand, but it doesn''t look like your instincts will make a second mistake. Your body''s shivering. I don''t understand. I don''t understand at allbut what''s with the little fragment of fear coming out of my heart? Mizuki, this isn''t the time to be arguing about this. Yes. I think we should prioritize Akihisa-kun''sno, Aki-chan''s safety, Minami-chan. And I don''t know why, but Himeji-san and Minami seem to have ended their dispute. Is this what it means to be wrong until it''s right? It''s truethat there are many things we have to take note of when we become girlsmostly those guys in our class. Hey, looks like Aki-chan''s really a girl now. You serious? I''m gonna confess! Hold up, me first! And just like that, this dangerous conversation for us echoes amongst these familiar idiots. I''m the one feeling terrified, and Yuuji''s the one looking gleeful. Unlike you, Akihisa, I''m rather safe physically. Eh? What do you mean? That Shouko has been rather dangerous recently. Hm? Dangerous, huh? To be specific? A few days back, I saw her buying a book on prenatal education. I''m left speechless. But now she and I are of the same gender! We''re both girls, so there isn''t such a danger! My body''s safe, and even if I do say that I want to swap back, she''ll help me out Morning, Yuuji. While Yuuji''s rambling away, he hears a familiar greeting with an unfamiliar voice. He turns to where the voice is, and finds a boy who can only be described as a pretty boy, a moving ice sculpture. Alright, just in case, ErmKirishima-san, right? Yes. Kirishima-san () nods as she fidgets away. I found myself in a man''s body when I woke up. DAMMMNN IITTT!!! (Slam) Ah! Yuuji! Don''t you have to get info from Kirishima-san? The ex-guy who prioritizes her own safety runs away with the nice flowing hair fluttering. Yuuji, I''m happier that you''re prettier now. Do-don''t come near me, Shouko Yuuji, burrowed in our current C classroom, is caught immediately. The original difference in gender would have made it somewhat of a fight, but now that the bodies has changed, the difference in physical strength is obvious. I despaired when I woke up, but since you became a girl, it is fine now, Yuuji. What are you saying!? Pay attention to other things here! Yuuji, transformed into a girl, is being assaulted by Kirishima-san now transformed into a guy. Ermwhat do I say here? Hey, Muttsurini. What? If the genders were swapped in our everday scene, this will be really bad, huh? Agreed. Enough with the sarcastic talk and start taking some actual action, okay!? Kirishima-san is using all his arm strength as he closes in on Yuuji, and he''s already beyond criminal nowno, well. Even if the genders were the usual, it''s already criminal enough. Well, calm down Kirishima-san, you can deal with Yuuji like usual I try to appease Kirishima-san. Th-this is bad, you guys! It''s hard for me to accept it immediately, but I''d say that when I woke up, my body''swho are you guys!? Standing over there is Hideyoshi, who''s gasping away. It''s rare from her. Ah, morning, Hideyoshi. Good morning, Kinosheeta-kun. You''re late, Kinosheeta. Morning, Hideyoshi. I-is that, Akihisa, Shimada and Muttsuriniand over there is Yuuji and Kirishima? Oh, correct. As expected of the observant Hideyoshi. And Hideyoshi, did anything happen? It''s a very big change for me, but it''s nothing much compared to you guys Well, now that she mentioned it, it''s not like I can''t figure out that her chest is a little larger than usual. But the good thing is, It''s great that you didn''t take that much damage, Hideyoshi. No, I''d say that my body has become a woman''s It''s Yuuji''s fault, but I''m still concerned that he got someone else involved. It''s a good thing that Hideyoshi hasn''t transformed into a dirty old man. I''m really relieved by this result. H-Hideyoshi becamea girl? Why are you so suspicious, Yuuji? Yuuji escapes from Kirishima-san, using me as a shield as she asks Hideyoshi. To be honest, I''m not too sure what''s different from usual. Hey, you hear that? Yeah. Sounds like Kinosheeta became a real girl. I see. I didn''t think there''s much of a difference till now, but now I have an extra candidate for a bride. Aki-chan, Muttsurini, Sakamoto and KinosheetaI''m at a loss with all these options Those guys in our class begin to discuss after giving us a look. To be honest, it''s really disgusting that they''re talking about it. Got to say a word or so! Everyone calm down! We''re like this now, but the important thing isn''t the body! Shut up, Yoshii! You think such an excuse will stop us here? The body being female is already a good enough reason for us! I really think these guys'' nonchalant attitude is disgusting me. But it''s indecent to think of it this way! The important thing when looking at the opposite sex isn''t the appearance! Right now, the important thing is You should determine whether she has feminine charms! (Good at housework) Correct! (Good at cooking) You do say some smart things from time to time, Akihisa! (Likes kids) Really feel the same. (Hideyoshi) Perfect. Nothing to nitpick. Yuuji, let''s get married. What? I don''t get the feeling that I''m convincing them. Oh good grief. Looks like we can only use that usual tactic Run! Righto! Ah! We decided that staying in the classroom is going to endanger us more, so with the usual teamwork, we proudly escape from the classroom. Now what do we do, Yuuji? What else? No choice but to decipher this book. We shake off our pursuers and regroup in an old school building classman. Me, Yuuji, Muttsurini and Hideyoshi are gathered around the book, discussing, I see. Even we Can''t decipher this at all. Hideyoshi and Muttsurini admit defeat. This is bad I want to ask if Kirishima-san has understood this book before. But facing off against them now is way too dangerous. And we don''t have a chance of winning. It''s true that our arm strength are weaker, and Kirishima-san is stronger. If we charge head on now, we don''t have a chance of winning. But what about this. How about we sell off Yuuji? Will Kirishima-san help us? Why are you able to give up on morality to such an extent? You''re an unbelievable heretic I do think that some level of sacrifice is needed to achieve something. Give up already, Akihisa. It''s impossible to beg Shouko for help in such a state. If I''m betrayed here, I''ll get you guys involved with all my might. Uh huhI guess it''ll be like that, huh? If possible, please just get Akihisa for betraying you here Now it''s difficult to get anything from Kirishima-san. Looks like we can only think of another method. If we can''t ask the students, how about the teachers? Muttsurini mutters as he stares at the book. Yeah! There''s also this method! Let''s do it then, Muttsurini! The teachers might know something about it! In that case, either the Classics teacher, or Takahashi-sensei! A ray of light rises in front of us. There''s still hope! However, this resurgent will seems to be getting us into trouble. Huh? I think I can hear the now cuter Aki-chan''s voice! I hear the voice of the one girl I don''t want to meet in such a situation, Tamano-san''s voice. Alright! Let''s set up a plan and get into action, Yuuji! No, wait, I think if we sell you to Tamano, we''ll be able to act safely. Good idea. What nonsense are you saying? Why are you able to give up on morality to such an extent? Leave that idle chat aside for now. How about we get away now!? Hideyoshi''s right! Us buddies bickering here isn''t going to improve the situation! Aki-chan''s crossdressing presence here here. No, that''s not it. It feels like he''s crossdressing but isn''t? Anyway, I just feel that kind of think. This is bad. Tamano-san has a superhuman sensing ability, and now she''s charging right at us. Hurry, Yuuji! It''s not safe here! Besides, hiding in front of Tamano-san is a pointless thing to do! No choice here! Let''s break away from Tamano and head to the staff room! Roger. Got it. We escape from the classroom, and proceed in the opposite direction of Tamano-san''s voice. It''s fine. If it''s Tamano-san alone, we''ll at least have a way out. SeriouslyMuttsurini-kun''s too much. Such an interesting thing happened, and he never mentioned it to me. Those filthy swines who turned Miharu''s beloved onee-sama into thisI won''t forgive them! Why did I become a guy in the morning! I''ll definitely interrogate Hideyoshi and ask if it''s his doing. Let''s twist all his joints the other way around! Yeah, if it''s her alone. Why do we have so many enemies!? Like hell I know!? Anyway, let''s scram! As I''m not used to my body, I''m unable to run as I usually do, and I''m feeling all roughed up inside. This is especially bad for Yuuji who''s running with that nice body. We''ll be in unlimited danger if those bouncing breasts incurs Minami''s wrath to no end. Found you, Yuuji. Ack, Shouko!? Even though we continue to desperately run to the staff room in the new school building, we can''t reach our destination at all because of the pursuers appearing one after another. Where are you running to, Muttsurini-kun? You swine! Return Miharu her onee-sama! Hideyoshi, I''ll make you tell me the specifics (with my fist)! Following Kirishima-san from behind are Kudou-san, Shimizu-san and Kinosheeta-san. These four heavenly kings are enough to endanger our lives. What do we do now, Yuuji!? This isn''t the time for us to head to the old school building!? I continue to dodge as I ask Yuuji, who''s running beside me. Got it! We''ll just give up on the staff room! Yeah, but what happens after we give up on that? No way we can hide with that Tamano lurking. The impression Tamano-san gives is that I don''t know whether she gave up on being human to be like that. If we take her on, she''ll figure out a crossdressing presence no matter where we are. The only way to ensure our safety is to find a place where she can''t enter, even if she does find out There''s only one place I can think of here. Yuuji mutters. The only place she can think of? For our hiding place? Yeah. Those guys definitely won''t be able to enterand maybe we might get the book deciphered. What!? Bravo! Isn''t there Valhalla for us right now!? If there''s really such a place, we''re definitely running over there! Yuuji, where is it? Is it inaccessible now? No, it''s in the old school building. The old school building! This is getting better! Let''s go! Got to fix this crisis! But even so Yuuji starts to sound vauge. What is there to hesitate about now? There''s no time to hesitate now, Yuuji! We don''t have a choice here! It''s urgent! I know! I know that too With much agony, Yuuji ekes out these words, That place is the remedial room. He tells us the place of that Valhalla. I see! It''s normally Hell for us, but it''s really Valhalla today! If we get inside, nobody else can. In the old school building, Ironman might be the only one able to deciphere that book! Alright! Let''s charge to the remedial room Wait, think about this carefully, Akihisa. While we''re about to charge to the remedial room instead, Yuuji stops me with a serious voice. Seriously! Why has this guy been hesitating all this time!? What now, Yuuji!? Our only hope is the remedial room! But Akihisa, think about it, if in the remedial room, we find that Ironman Remedial room? Ironman? that Ironamn became a woman? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! We can''t help but yell in agony. Thi-this is really disgusting! That''s the only thing I don''t ever want to see! Is this the reason why this guy has been hesitating all this time!? Stop Yuuji! I don''t think I''ll be able to smile again in my life after seeing that! The ultimate visual destroyer! I-I''d say that I don''t have the confidence to remain calm seeing that! Yeah, that''s why I didn''t mention it! But even if he says so, we can''t change back to our usual bodies no matter whatin that case, there''s no turning back. Yuuji, forget about it! What do you want to do? The last time we had a body swap, we turned back to normal after tearing the book! So Tear it again this time? But it''ll be bad if we can''t change back! Yeah, if that can''t change us back, we won''t have even one cchance of breaking this spell. But! IT''S WAY BETTER THAN SEEING A FEMALE IRONMAN!!! The four of us agree on this. We have the same idea. Now that it comes to this, no choice but to gamble here! OK! Go for it, Akihisa! Let''s do this! Make it work! We nod in agreement, and Yuuji draws out the book from before. He puts the book with the old cover on his hand, exerts a lot of strengthand rips it vertically. Please! Turn us back to normal! We fail to turn back. Akihisa you bastard! Go rot in hell now! It''s not my fault! You tore it wrong, Yuuji! I''d be stuck in this body for the rest of my life!? How did it end up like this! Our hearts were crushed. Such a short moment of us having the same thoughts And just when we''re bickering. Found~them~ We hear a terrifying voice from somewhere. DAMNN IIITTTTT!!! We shriek as we run away from the voices. On that day, we end up in a terrible situation, having to run all over school , burning enough calories for a marathon. The next morning. I open my eyes, got up from bed, and once I look at myself, I''m surprised, Huh? I''m back to normal? A flat, sturdy chest, muscular arms, my limbs are obviously longer than yesterday; no doubt I''m back to my usual physical self. Ermwhy did I end up like before? I wonder as I head to the living room. And over there is, Yo, finally woke up, Akihisa. Why is Yuuji standing here? Huh? Wasn''t it 2 days ago that Yuuji was staying here? In other words, that commotion was just my dream? It feels surreal, but that''s definitely it. And Yuuji seems to have heard my muttering as he concludes. Hey, Akihisa. You dreamed of yourself becoming a girl last night, didn''t you? He then asked this. Eh!? You too, Yuuji!? Yeah, I did. No. I guess it''s so realistic that I can''t even call it a dream I feel the same. It''s so surreal that I don''t think it''s a dream. If it''s a dream, isn''t it weird for both of us to dream of the same thing at once? This is? While I''m wondering hard, Let''s see. Yuuji begins to analyze, We did feel that the book fulfilled what we said yesterday. Ah, yeah. That''s what it means to have our words come true. In that case, it fulfilled what we said yesterday, didn''t it? Now that he mentions it, I begin to recall. The last words we said at the end, Right, good night Yuuji. Have a nice dream. Yeah, nights. I''ll be glad if I can be happy in my dreams. In other words, that book Thought of that as a good dream for us!? That''s a possibility. How is that a good dream!? More like a nightmare! Seriously Right decision to tear that book then. Yeah. This ''spell'' isn''t for show. I can''t help but think that this is ''putting our feet in our mouths.