Xuanwu state.
Assassin League Headquarters.
In a familiar room.
Sitting in the same familiar assassin alliance leader.
The only strange thing in the whole space
It''s a brand new TV!
"Hum..."
The assassin alliance leader grabbed the remote control and sneered disdainfully from his nose: "this time, there''s no need for the cat."
"I''ll do it myself!"
And
He also promised.
He is today.
I won''t break the TV with my fist!
Say it
The little assassins on one side couldn''t stop them.
A crack.
I turned on the TV!
No accidents
At this time, the content broadcast on the TV is the chicken boy from Lin''s group.
"Follow my left hand, right hand ~"
…………
During this time
Chicken boy has occupied almost all TV stations!
This also leads to.
Assassin alliance leader doesn''t dare to turn on the TV these days for fear that he will be angry and spit blood.
But
Today, it doesn''t matter!
Because
He was a few days ago.
Already sent out red teeth and orange roses.
And as planned
Today will be.
The day when Wu Liuqi and Qingfeng died!
you ''re right!
He just wants people all over the world to see clearly.
Whoever dares to oppose their assassin alliance will die ugly!
"Ha ha ha!"
Laugh to the excitement.
The assassin leader even waved.
Let the little assassin who is not qualified to talk with him sit down together.
Watch TV with him.
Joy needs to be shared! Ha ha ha!
But
That''s all.
The leader remembered one thing.
"Where are the other shadow assassins today?"
Seven shadow assassins, excluding 567, Qingfeng and the red tooth and orange rose who went to assassinate them.
There should be three left
Yellow, green. Blue.
Today, why didn''t you see any?
"Well..."
The little assassin swallowed his saliva nervously. It seems that he has something important to report immediately.
But I haven''t had time to talk yet
The assassin alliance leader waved his hands and smiled:
Shadow assassin.
Always busy with tasks.
Want to come
"The three of them should have taken the task to carry out the assassination mission. Let''s continue to watch!"
With a grin, the assassin leader turned his head and continued to stare at the TV.
The straight eyes
It''s more than the chicken boy''s most enthusiastic fan.
And three hot points!
"Gudong..."
See the leader so excited.
The little assassin swallowed his saliva and didn''t dare to speak.
So
"This song gives you happiness ~"
In the TV, Wu Liuqi''s hands were heart to heart and smiled sweetly: "did you fall in love with me ~?"
“……”
The little assassin blushed shyly.
The assassin alliance leader is like an old sow who has stolen a piglet, with a sneer of "snorting":
"See how long you can sing!"
He believed.
Red tooth orange rose.
The professional abilities of the two shadow assassins
Assassinate such a conspicuous and defenseless target.
It''s basically pinching snails with four limbs. It''s safe!
For example
At the end of a song.
The spirit of 567 was just relaxed.
A dart the size of a thumb suddenly shot at the speed of sound when the flash was on.
With the cover of a flash.
Who can react to such an assassination?
Even if
567 is the chief shadow assassin of the Xuanwu kingdom.
And absolutely no response!
Because
This is the case with the ancient industry of assassins.
No matter what kind of Assassin.
The moment he was exposed to the sun.
He''s already lost!
As the leader of the assassin alliance.
He has long been used to such things.
He even has confidence.
Predict the time of death of 567:
"The end of this song is the death of 567!"
The leader patted his chest.
Promise the little assassin next to you.
However
"Youth has too many unknown guesses ~"
"What is the trouble of growth?"
"Hey!"
"Chicken boy!"
When a chicken boy finished singing, the female audience at the concert were excited and about to pee.
"Five six seven, vigorously Kun me!"“ Don''t kill her, kill me! "“ I can''t. I''m going to faint. "
Girls, the whole body is red with excitement.
And spray water!
What''s more amazing is
The assassin alliance leader''s face turned red.
The corners of his mouth are still "trickling" with blood!
If this is seen by the "chicken" fans.
Will exclaim:
"I said Jimei, you must be the number one loyal powder of chicken. You are so excited that you are bleeding!"
Of course
Assassin alliance leader is not chicken powder.
He just broke his teeth in anger!
He doesn''t understand.
Such a good opportunity.
Why don''t red tooth and orange rose do it!
Let him lose face in front of the younger generation.
"Gudong..."
Swallowed his saliva.
The little assassin smiled reluctantly: "don''t be angry, alliance leader, adults red teeth and rose."
"Maybe there are other plans?"
"Yes!"
The assassin alliance leader nodded.
Now, that''s the only explanation.
Red teeth and roses.
Waiting for a better time!
Think of this
The assassin leader was patient and continued to stare at the TV he bought yesterday.
"Next."
"It''s the flute performance of an ancient beautiful man Qingfeng!"
…………
Qingfeng''s performance is over.
Red tooth and orange rose still didn''t do it.
But this time
The assassin alliance leader seems much more calm.
After all
There were 5671 people before. They didn''t do it.
This time Qingfeng is alone.
It''s normal for them not to do it.
The point is
"What are red teeth and orange rose waiting for?"
The alliance leader narrowed his eyes slightly.
Before he thinks about it.
"Next, the chicken boy and the antique beautiful man Qingfeng will cooperate to sing an advertising balloon."
"Woo woo!!!"
The girls at the concert pursed their mouths and howled as excited as a train:
"Multi kitchen ecstasy, dream linkage, awsl!"
"Woo woo!"
The assassin leader in front of the TV also pouted and made a common howl.
no way out!
He''s so excited!
Now
He finally knows.
What are red teeth and orange rose waiting for.
They have been waiting for the chance to kill Wu Liuqi and Qing Feng at the same time.
Now
What else can he say?
"Sorry!"
The assassin alliance leader sincerely apologized to chiya and orange rose who were far away in Chicken Island:
I misunderstood you.
As shadow assassins, you are all great!
Assassin leader.
Thumbs up to the TV!
“……”
The little assassin was stunned.
Do you mean
The alliance leader him.
Is it really the iron powder of chicken boy and Qingfeng?
Otherwise
Why spit blood later.
Thumbs up later?
At the thought of this
The little assassin quietly moved his ass and widened the distance between himself and the alliance leader.
no way out!
Fans are crazy!
Who knows.
What will he do next second?
Thinking
An advertisement balloon.
It''s almost over.
So
"I''m Cao!"
Under the frightened gaze of the assassins.
Their leader, grabbing the TV, slammed his crotch: "why, why?"
"Why don''t you come out?"
“…………”
At this moment.
A huge amount of information.
It rushed into the brains of a group of assassins like a flood.
First of all
Gay men are by my side《 My immediate boss is a gay man. Should I sell my body and seek to be superior
Secondly
Popular idol, is actually the fantasy object of my gay boss《 Is it obscene to fuck the idol in the TV
Secondly
Do you get an electric shock when you fuck the TV
And finally
TV: "is there something wrong with your brain?"
…………
"Hoo ~ ~"
Breathing heavily, the leader of the alliance was exhausted and threw the used TV aside.
And in the face of the strange eyes of the assassins
The wise ally leader soon realized that his men must have misunderstood something.
But
It''s all a thousand things.
For a while and a half, he couldn''t explain clearly!
If you insist on explanation.
I can only explain briefly
"Don''t get me wrong."
The assassin alliance leader shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I''m just under too much pressure these days. I don''t usually do that."
“……”
There was silence for a second.
The assassins raised their fists one after another.
Cheer on your leader:
"Yes, yes!"“ We all understand! "“ Come on, ally leader, don''t care about the eyes of the world! "
"Everyone can have their own choice!"
"Yes!"
in limine.
The leader smiled and nodded.
Because
He''s really under too much pressure these days.
Defected 567.
It has always been his heart disease.
He couldn''t eat and sleep well.
Now
Plus a green phoenix.
He''s almost depressed!
So
His assassins understand themselves.
As the leader of the alliance, it is also a happy thing.
It''s just
These last two sentences.
Why does that sound weird?
"Strange?"
The assassins looked confused:
Can they understand how difficult it is to be a gay man in today''s society?
Plus.
The leader of the alliance is in a high position
Every move was watched by thousands of assassins.
How much pressure is this?
I can''t bear it for a moment!
Go fuck the TV and relax.
They fully understand!
But one thing
But they must make it clear to the leader of the alliance.
They just checked.
"This type of TV may be in danger of short circuit and explosion."
So
Be sure to take a condom with you next time!
Otherwise
Just change one.
The glass is a little soft.
And a waterproof tv.
The assassins had tears in their eyes:
"Don''t care about money, be nice to yourself and your little brother!"
"Well..."
The leader scratched his head.
Although he couldn''t understand this.
But my men
Love for his leader.
He has really felt it.
Let him in this cold winter.
My heart is hot, very warm!
And if
To sum up the whole event:
"Why is the boss of a listed company in Xuanwu country crazy about TV with the encouragement of many employees?"
"It seems ridiculous"
"Behind the story, but very warm heart!"