Day 1: Makia
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
And don’t ever come back, you stupid eggplant black soybean!
Day 2: Tooru
Did you put acorns in my shoes?
Day 3: Makia
Do you know? If you reduce your sleep time, you could die.
Sounds pretty dangerous, right?
Stop it now, kay?
Day 4: Tooru
Your words contradict itself.
Also, why did you put acorns in my shoes?
Day 5: Makia
Was Karted fun?
Why don’t you just live there forever?
Day 6: Tooru
Were you the one who bombarded me with acorns from the windows this morning?
I thought I nearly died.
Day 7: Makia
You can stop coming.
Let me put it simply, I want someone more handsome and obedient.
Day 8: Tooru
Did you set up traps at the building gate?
Master was trapped in it.
Also, could you really find someone more handsome than me?
Day 9: Makia
Shut up you baldie.
People who work too hard will become bald!
Baldie!
Day 10: Tooru
Today, I had a full course dinner of Pearl Salmon and Peach Shrimp.
It was crazy delicious.
Day 11: Makia
Please tell me a bit more about that.
Day 12: Tooru
Wahaha, I won’t tell you, lol.
Little children should just eat lemon cake.
Day 13: Makia
I made up my mind, I’m going to make you explode.
When you leave your room tomorrow, watch your every step.
Nevermore could you enter this house alive.
Day 14: Tooru
Most of your traps hit the master.
What a pity.
Also, I managed to enter the house without any problems.
You go to bed rather early, don’t you?
Day 15: Makia
Hey, isn’t this enough?
Come back, I’m not angry anymore.
Day 16: Tooru
Oi, did you put a dead crayfish in my bag?
What a scary woman…
Day 17: Makia
What?
I don’t know anything about that.
Day 18: Tooru
Oh?
Day 19: Makia
What’s the incident? Are you being bullied?
As expected, Karted’s pretty unsafe.
Did you annoy someone?
You’re rather unfriendly after all.
Day 20: Tooru
It’s been resolved.
Just some random bullying.
Day 21: Makia
Don’t bother about working so hard. Just come home.
I’ll speak to father about it.
Day 22: Tooru
Are you a countryside mother?
Am I a son who has gone off to work in Tokyo? [1]
Anyway, I’ve already gotten to this point, I don’t feel like making a u-turn.
Day 23: Makia
Ahhh, it’s so boring here. Just combe back already.
It’s lonely here. Lonely–
Day 24: Tooru
I’m glad you’re being honest.
Day 25: Makia
You’re lonely too, but you’re still acting cool. Not cute at all.
I’m nearly bored to death.
Each night, I wet my pillow with tears.
The worst type of man is the one who kept a woman waiting. Just wait, divine punishment will come down on you.
Day 26: Tooru
Says the one who keeps going to bed early.
Looks, there’s only 5 days left, alright?
Let’s do some shiritori (word play game) [2]
I’ll start, mamushi (viper)
Day 27: Makia
Shirikonbare- (Silicon Valley).
Day 28: Tooru
The Karted school project is completed today.
Retasu (lettuce).
Day 29: Makia
Hurry up and come back quickly. (′；ω；`)??? .
Sukuatto (squats).
Day 30: Tooru
It’s Tooru, I’m back
Day 31: Makia
Makia here, welcome back