Introduction: Welcome, dear viewers, to the super-thrilling live broadcast. But before we commence today’s spine-chilling spectacle, I must warn you that only three types of people have the privilege of witnessing it: those shrouded in a thick veil of ominous Yin energy; those who will die within seven days; and as for the third type, I cannot explain in detail. All I can offer is a dire caution—tread carefully....